Podcast About List - UNLOCKED: Premium #127: Scrat Got His Nut: A Panel Discussion (w. Pierce)

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

pierce is @cringe_genius

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Yeah, this is huge. I'd heard this morning from our associate peers who's with us today. We want to break the news to everybody. wait to be back. Yeah, well, everyone already knows, I'm sure. Well, by now, yeah. People are probably riding the streets right now. But, yeah, Scrat finally ate his little nut. His nasty little nut. Scrat ate his own nut.

Scrat ate his acorn slash nut thing. And he ate it, actually. He got it. Yeah, he gets it every time, but he never actually puts it in his mouth and chooses. He usually has it. Not my weird ass thinking that means something else. What did you think of much? I don't even want to say.

It's nasty. Lo, like he eats it out? No. Did you think maybe He licks the nuts He puts it up his butt Oh, he got his butt That's what he was thinking

Yeah, he's nasty He has thinking his crack got his butt His crad found his own butt Wait, his acorn You probably thought He got his gay porn Yeah It's probably weird

He's got the butt in gay porn No What? I watched the video Me too A couple times Everybody's watched the video By now

Even we've all seen it But like Why does you not Eat the top of the nut You don't eat that Yeah, that's like the plate. But if you're hungry, that's like eating the oyster shell. But if you're Scrat,

you eat the oyster shell. No, Scrat's like... Scrat doesn't eat oysters at all. He's sophisticated. That's why he's saved him enough for this long. He's very sophisticated. He's mentally disabled. He's a... He's not mentally disabled squirrel rat marry another squirrel with the same name as him, but with an

E at the end? Scratay. It's a really good point. I don't think so. Could a mentally challenged squirrel rat discover Scratlantis? He didn't Or could he pilot a UFO and launch deadly meteors at the Earth? Probably no. Yeah, that's a good point.

It's a really good point. But you probably think he's mentally ill why, because he has big eyes that twitch sometimes. And his teeth is weird? Yeah, you're all, yeah. Also, he can't, I mean, he's been looking, he's been trying to get a nut for, like we said, millions of years. I feel like he's not. Yeah. He's not very good at falling through.

Well, yeah, I've been reading a bunch about Scrat this morning. Did you know that there's a big controversy? Apparently that this woman said that Fox stole the idea for Scrat from her. Yeah. She had this idea for a squirrel with big teeth. It was like a socialite at every party she would corner you and tell you about her awesome idea. She had a tattoo of him. She claimed that she created Scrat, but he was called Scrat because he was a squirrel rat.

And it was originally, she spelled it S-Q-R-A-T. And then when... I had the idea for a squirrel and a rat first. Yeah, I had the idea for SpongeBob before they made that. Yeah. Well, I had SpongeBob. I didn't have the square pants thing. Yeah.

That's fair. There was. You've got to stop. There is a SpongeBob. There was a SpongeBob I made, but it was just because he was in my sink. I'm not giving you anything. I'm giving you nothing because you got distracted. I already said the square pants thing and you'd, and you, six-year-old ADHDed in the middle of it.

So you're getting nothing. A guy sneezed really loud outside And you stopped You whipped your head around Like someone had a gun to your head Do you put on a white noise machine at night And just like keep waking up every time it makes it There was another grain

And what is that? What is that noise? There's rain drops coming from my phone What is that? There's already enough white noise in my apartment That's right That's right And you guys know that in the DVD commentary

They refer to scrap as the scrap Really? Yeah Yeah. Does that, well, that's kind of, does that insinuate that he's the only scrap? Well, it's not, though, because there's tons of his species on Scratlances. They had to change it from the Scrat after they made another Scrat. That's true.

Yeah, probably. Or it could be like a Ukraine type thing. Mm. Where maybe Scrat was like, you're not supposed to say, you're not supposed to say the Scrat. You're not? You're not supposed to call Ukraine the Scrat, no. It's like calling him the dog. Like, his name isn't, like, his species is Scrat.

Yeah. Is that true? Well, you would, but then the girl one's called Scratte. Yeah, I mean, later on, they figured out that they couldn't name him anything but Scrat. They don't name. They don't say their names. They don't say, they don't say, I am Scrat. I'm Scratte. No, they say.

Yeah, so like I... Well, the Scratlantis Scrat speak. So what we said, can you pull that up? Okay, yeah. The Scratlantis Scrats do speak. I want to see if any of them say that their name is Scrat. The Scratlantis Scrats are really going to... Well, they say welcome to Scratlantis.

They're going to make the Super Bowl this year. So he must be a Scrat. So he is mentally challenged. He can't speak. Well, the Scratlantis people are of higher intelligence than most Scrat. And it's also, I also, well, I also think that maybe, you know, sometimes the most intelligent individuals don't need to speak. I don't want to mince words. He's post language.

Exactly. He's fully, he's ascended. He has one desire. The nut, the acorn slash nut thing, whatever. the hell that is. Yeah. It looks to me like an acorn. Yeah, but it could be a...

That could be a prehistoric... They should have come up with some awesome scrat-like word to describe a nut-corn. Perfect hypostatic union between a nut and an acorn. They actually stole the idea for the acorn from me. Yeah.

I had an idea for a bug that wants an M&M. So I think... I thought of an E.T. way long before that. Yeah. An E.T. that wants a Reese's piece. That's true. E.T. is a Scrat.

Or Scrat is an E.T. But Scrat flies a UFO. Yeah, E.T. has other interests. Dressing up like a damn girl. Scrap. Hiding in the closet. Drinking cola out the fridge. Uh-huh.

I've seen E.T. in a while. He drinks beer and turns white. He goes nuts. He turns white. He turns white not because he drank a beer, but because he was in the woods. He fell down. And E.T. turns white every time he falls down in the woods. He falls down in the woods and then turns white.

Not much is known about the strange alien species, except that they turn white every time they fall down in the woods. It's so funny to gather like the rules of E.T. species based off of his movie. Like, yeah, all the people from his planet love drinking soda and dressing up like girls. And then we watched yesterday the like the ride. Oh, the E.T. ride. Yeah, we go back to the green planet. The fucking planet, he just called it the green planet.

Yeah. E.T. needs your help going back. to the green planet. Well, Earth is the blue planet, right? Yeah. And they're just, the E.T. And Mars is the red planet. Yeah. And Venus is also sort of green. Is it orange? I feel like. I think it's orange. I want to think of Venus is green because it's like greenis. Yeah. Greenis. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think it is. Well, E.T.'s teacher, Botanicus. Botanicus needs your help. And Botanicus can really, he's really good at speaking. Yeah. So E.T. is a scrap. Hello. Well, Scrat and E. Scrat and E. are the same.

The green planet is Scratlantis. Oh, yeah. It's all a metaphor. There's a lot of parallels. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's also a mushroom that says, welcome home.

Where's that fall into the scrap thing? That's an Alice in Wonderland. I thought E.T's whole thing was that he was like the most retarded guy from his planet, but then you go to his planet and everyone's like, boy, wee, boobo. I think we're, I can't tell what I know of E. and what I just know from the robot chicken thing.

Yeah. I think E.T. Which is just that. Well, he is, I think all of his, uh, his mental, like, abilities go to his finger. Does he have a brain? I think all, everything goes to his healing finger. Oh, so, okay. He can't speak because there's so much energy being used to his healing finger.

So, Scrat kind of has that, but with his, like, desire for a nut. If you think about it, I think that, I think that, I guess that, like, find that nut. Scrat's acorn and E.T.'s acorn would be the boy. E.T.'s acorn is a boy. He's trying to get the boy nut. By that logic is... He's touching the boy's finger.

But also E.T. wants to go to his planet. So his planet could be his acorn. Yeah. I think phone home is his nut. A phone is his nut. He's looking for a... That's a horse. Walking up's a movie.

ever walking out of like yeah walking out of seeing he's trapped on earth and he has to find a phone walking out of seeing et and be like oh yeah no I get it the the phone was his nut what you know like scrap yeah watching Frankenstein like oh that girl was his nut where's E.T the girl E T true yeah that would be E T that would be E T E T that's

because they would eat his name's not et Tete no E T no yeah no yeah what is E T T T T T T Tree would be, yeah, it would be E-T-T-T-E, actually. Extraterrestrial with tits and ass. With tits. Extraterrestrial with tits and ass. Yeah.

E-T-T-N-A. Now I'm thinking, now that we're going with a girl whose name is made of letters, I'm thinking about Wally and Eva or Eve. Yeah. And then maybe that that's also maybe the, the, um, the center, the, the, the missing link between E-T and Scrat. Wally's not was fat people. No, Wally's not was trash. Trash.

I never saw the movie. while he's not wasn't trash it was making a box out of trash yeah scrat is really like a like a uh like a the genesis of a lot of different it's like a yeah it's like a stock character yeah yeah archetype it's like a real like like yeah like the gay villain or the gay hero yeah yeah yeah the gay dragon i mean technically scrat's nut is a is a prospector's coin So let's keep going back then. Well, the Prospector, I don't think, I think it's more interesting gold than coins. He was looking for gold coins.

I think everybody wants coin. I think that's like a human's coin. I think the Prospector's gold nugget. Oh, Nugget was a nut. Is the nut. Yeah. Then if you go further back, the human's coin. No, actually, because no one thinking about it, we have to re-evaluate that, because while he's.

The caveman's turkey leg. Can you guys imagine? Extra, extra, extra, the Prospector got his nuggets. Oh, my God. while he's in a proper send-off to the gold rush prospectors want to leave it on their own terms. He finally finally got his nugget. Yeah.

Wait, I don't get it. Why does he eat the nuggets? It's like scrat. It's his nut. Yeah. That will make sense to you. He thinks he bites into the nugget to see if it's real. No, he does that with the coins to see if they're real.

He could do it with a nugget, too. Even if fool's gold would break a man's too. Well, so here's what I'm thinking. I feel like, okay, here, I would like to introduce it to a coldhead. That's eating it. He puts the nugget in his wall and then it turns into a coin later. I want to introduce a new dimension of this, which is the Prospector. He wants a nugget and he wants a coin.

This is his dual acorns. And if we look at Scrat, Scrat wants his acorn, but he also wants Scratte. Yeah. And a family. Exactly. Doesn't he have a son? Well, that's Baby Scrat who he adopted. Baby Scrat.

What's Prospector Atlantis? That's the city of Francisco. Yeah, that's El Dorado. It's El Dorado. Or maybe the hollow Earth. Is it El Dorado full of the prospect? From the Old West. Welcome to El Dorado.

Turn back. There's no more gold. The City of Gold has no people in robes. They're like pious. It's just a bunch of hairy guys dancing and chewing to pack. Everybody's got a golden dance. They all got a golden jug. And that makes sense because then the prospector sees El Dorado, the City of Gold.

He goes gold crazy like Scrat goes nut crazy when he sees the big nut and Scratlantis. in Scratlantis, if you guys aren't aware, Scrat sees a big nut. The Scratlantis guy says, don't submit to these base instincts, Scrap, be more than a squirrel. And then Scrat goes, Be more than a scrap.

And then he, well, he just be more than a squirrel. Now that think about it, doesn't he? Well, he says, don't, yeah, be more than a rodent. A rodent, that's what he says. Because he has to say anything else would be way too confusing. Yeah. And then he, yeah, be more than a squirrel. He is more, so he's a squirrel rat.

That's right. He pulls the nut out of, out of the nut holder. And it's a drain. And it's a drain. rain that sinks Scratlantis. The prospector goes to El Prasbado and he sees the, and he sees the gold. He starts mining it and he destroys it because he goes. And that's why El Dorado is. And they say rise up brother, become more than a prospector. He's supposed to become Jerry. Yeah. Yeah. That was his name. So who predates the prospector? Who is the, the caveman?

Caveman was also looking for gold coins. Well, caveman, I guess, was actually was post-scratt, though. Yeah, caveman. Oh, Scrat's the originator. Yeah, because he's from the ice Because dinosaurs didn't want stuff It's like the pre-ice age It's like the evolution thing But dinosaurs did want volcanoes But not like scrap

Eve wanted an apple Yeah, but that was after She was also, yeah I was way before scrap No, because that was humans That was when humans were created Humans came after Scrat What?

They lived alongside each other No Yeah Scrat was already alive I think Caleb might be right about this They lived alongside each other At the very There's a Neanderthal

in the first Ice Age. Yeah, but that Neanderthal, but so you think Eve was... Isn't there a baby? Eve is more fully evolved than a Neanderthal, though. There's a baby in Ice Age one, right? No, if you saw, Eve was a, complete, it was a monkey.

What'd they do with the baby? I think the baby gets reunited with his clan at the end. Yeah, so there's, there's other Neanderthals in Ice Age, right? Yeah, there's lots of Neanderthals, or they're just normal people? There's one human, they're normal guys.

They're in, like, suits and dresses. Yeah. There's one baby in all of Ice Age, and he also wants a nut. So there's got to be something that bridges the gap between Prospector and... There can't have been no Scrat into the Prospector. I think there was. Maybe it was the jester. Well, Scrat was around for a long time.

That's true. We kept getting frozen and thawed out. Scrat, I mean, I think he pretty much carried the torch to himself the entire time. I think he was around, like, just in all the history before the Wild West, too. Is there... Am I imagine? this or in one of the Ice Age is... Wait, can I guess what you're about to say?

Does he cook an acorn over a fire and it turns into popcorn? I'm pretty sure that happened. No. Okay. I think that happens. But I think you're right, actually. Which begs the question of like, what is that thing? That's what I'm saying.

It's a scrat corn. Scrat coin. Coin. Coin, yeah. It's a coin. It's acorn. A corn. Oh, my God.

Wait, so, yeah, he cooks it and it becomes popcorn. Are you doing a check on this right now? What were you about to say? I don't remember that. I was, I think that's literally about to search Caleb coin.

It comes up. That's kind of the modern example is Caleb with his coin. I, yeah. I always trying to get his coin. My coin. Pretty off of. All right.

Wait, scrap. I was trying to. Does he, does he, like, get frozen for, like, millions of years, and he, like, gets de-thought in, like, modern day? There's, okay, now, here's what I'm thinking about. I don't think I've seen, I think I've seen maybe the first two Ice Age movies, and those were, that was a long time ago that I saw those, but I do remember seeing previews for a movie called Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

Right. And the Dawn of the Dinosaurs is before the Ice Age. Yeah. Ice Age was post-dinosaurus. Totally. So, so what's going on there? I don't know. I think there's, like, I think maybe they find a secret island, like, a, like, a,

Godzilla Island Oh yeah A lost world type deal Unleash the dinosaurs Okay Yeah But so also something

That I read about When I was reading There's so many videos Just called Scrat popcorn By the way When I was reading About the cultural

Impact of Scrat On the Wikipedia page It does He does fly UFO So I think there's a chance That's great We're going to see So Scrat is

Okay let's see This is my Mendella effect test Oh he's cooking a Marshmallow Oh he's trying to Thaw out the Thaws out the acorn

I see And he's trying to make sure, oh, yeah, it turns to popcorn. It turns into a popcorn. I found a thing here, um, real life ice age scratch stretches impossibly far for tasty nut. Okay.

So what years that? Was that, you used that from? This is from, that's from 9-11, 2018. That photo's from 10 million years ago. Oh my God. Osama bin Laden. There's, there's more than one photo here. Osama bin Laden was a scrap. That's right. Uh-huh. And his

nut was, his nut was doing a thing. to a tower. He had a nasty, nasty nuts. His nut was a plane. Well, the towers were like the... His nut was fear. No, okay, listen, listen, listen, listen. The towers were the frozen acorn.

The plane was the campfire, and then the collapsed towers, the popcorn. I think... But Scratch doesn't want popcorn. I think the towers... He wanted to fly the plane close enough to the tower that it thawed... Oh, and he flunged up. Yeah. And he messed up and he accidentally turned it to popcorn.

It means... What is the metaphor? I think Cameron might be stupid I finally disarmed him No, thawing the towers when the plane It's like when in a movie The plane flies by a tower And all the glass windows shatter

Oh, you didn't want any windows Going like a supersonic Yeah, because windows are like ice They do look like ice In Final Wars, windows look like ice And breaking ice is thawing it Also, the twin towers were frozen in ice Yeah

Yeah Yeah, and he messed up Only on that day, though. Yeah, they got frozen. Every other day, they were fine. Yeah. Also, everybody in the entire building would have gone like, ooh. Yeah.

I wonder if there are, like, Scrat Truthers who are like, a nut wouldn't do that. A nut wouldn't become popcorn. There's no way. A nut wouldn't launch the edge of the dinosaurs like that. It wouldn't work. Yeah, that's what I mean is, like, it's not an acorn. Wait, did Scrat launch the age of the dinosaurs?

Yeah. I'm guessing. He's kind of responsible for. every bad thing that happened in the movies. Yeah. Oh my God. He's kind of not a good guy.

He started the collision course. The collision course? Is that what it's called collision? That's where he flies a UFO and he shoots meteors at the earth. Wait, there's one called collision course and one called Continental Drift? Yeah. How are those not the same thing? Hold up, yeah.

Can we look up a list of... I'll look up the list of Ice Age. Also, did you say there's a show called Scrat Tales? Yeah, that's the one that came out yesterday. Holy fuck. And that's, that is what... that had the companion piece where Scrat, spoiler alert.

Wait, it came out yesterday? Yeah. And they immediately shut down? Yeah, it was their last thing, I think. Okay, Ice Age, Ice Age the Meltdown, Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Ice Age Continental Drift, Ice Age Collision Course, the Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild. Who's Buck Wild?

And then Ice Age Scrat Tales. I don't know. And Scrat Tales is a, well, don't forget the short films, Gone Nutty, No Time for Nuts, Surviving Sid. Scrat's Continental Crackup Scrat's Continental Crack Up Part 2 Cosmic Scrat Tastrophe Scrat Spaced Out and The End

Oh I think these are the Scrat videos We were talking Those are the short films that open ice That's another thing that I forgot to mention This video The video of Scrat getting his nut It was uploaded to YouTube Under the name The End

by a YouTube channel just called Finale Because I guess they don't have access To the blue sky Yeah I get it's just the video It's the video of him just walking up, eating his nut, and then walking away. They should put all the finallies for everything on that channel. Yeah. That only makes sense.

Yeah. I mean, there's no finale quite like this one, though. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't say that. Cosmic Scratastrophe is a 2015 animated short film directed by Michael Thurmeyer. It was originally released in theaters alongside the Peanuts movie. The short once again follows Scrat, who discovers a flying saucer frozen in a block of ice.

This is a complete scrap video that isn't a part of Ice Age. This is a Scrat video that opens up the chart. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up. And accidentally powers it on and ends up creating the solar system through a series of mishaps. Wow. Wait, so he, so. How does Scrat get there?

There's no sun. Yeah. He created the solar system. So he is pre-Eve. Oh, my. He's God. Scrat is God. Grat is God, dude.

Oh, yeah, I was reading someone, I was reading theory. Like, some people say that Scrat is. God, but other people say that the nut is God. That's a good point. Where did you find that? Whoa, okay, wait, I have another huge, I have a big development here

for the next Scrat video. Scrat Spaced Out. Scrat Spaced Out is a short film that compiles all Scrat scenes from Ice Age Collision Course with a few unique scenes at the end. Okay. Following the events of Ice Age Collision Course, Scrat is heading back to Earth in the saucer. An acorn-shaped ship appears and pulls the acorn

with Scrat holding onto it. In the ship, three alien squirrels, aka Scratzons, are surprised by finding Scratz. Yeah, what is his Scratz? Blast him away from the acorn. So he, okay, so he is like an alien.

He's like, he's an Anunaki. He's an ancient alien. He is, dude. And he created the world. Or no, he's a Nephilim. He's earthbound. He's the one that they left behind. He's like a progenitor.

Yeah. Scratzon? Oh my God. Scratzon. Scratazons. Scratazon. I'm just going to do, like, Oh, they're blue.

Oh, my, dude. And it's Scratte. Sexy. Dude, it's Scratte, but she's blue. And they're women? Oh, my God. Oh, geez. So the Scrat Zons are like an ancient race of aliens.

Squirrel rat aliens. Oh, and they're big like this mom. Maybe, yeah, it's like our idea of squirrels and rats kind of came from them. Maybe our cave paintings of Scratzons. Look at how big they are compared to Scrat. That's so hot. Let me see their size. Oh, my.

my god, their size is immense. They're so huge. So do you think they ever got their nuts? Scratzon leader hip by Mr. Screenshot on Deviant Art? Ooh. Damn. Oh, yeah. Do you think that maybe Scratzons are Scrats who got their nuts?

Oh, shit. So he's trying to ascend. And maybe he's just, maybe he is mentally challenged and he just took him this long. Oh, check this out. I don't think so. I think if anything, Scratzons are the ones who are able to resist the temptation for long enough to have said it. How are they connected to Scratlantis?

Because the Scratlantis guys aren't blue. Those are, I guess that's what it is. Those are the Nephilim, and then the Scrat songs are the Anunnaki. How does Scrat factor into all that, then? Because why is he not in Scratlantis? Scrat is just Odysse. He's just out of there. He's not a part of this group.

This has to be a deleted scene. Right. That? No, that's in the movie. That's in the movie. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. So this is Scrat.

Oh, my God. This is Scrat sniff, like, he's small and he's putting his his leg, his penis in between Scratazon's high heels. I like that a lot. I think that Scrat might be like a Messiah type thing where he's like

he maybe has the, he's carrying he needs to bring something about or something because he creates the solar system, right? Yeah, he needs to, he's the inventor of popcorn. He was placed by the Scratzons to invent popcorn. So are we doing with us today? There's another Scratz.

We do a Scrat list. Is that even possible? I think this is a premium episode. Another Scrat is on here. Wow. Yeah, I was also looking up scrap porn before I came and, uh... Very important to put the R in there. Yeah.

And you're looking at it. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people do misspell. Yeah. A lot of people do misspell SCAT. It's Scrat fucking Sid and Scrat says, I'm blasted. I showed camera.

Yeah. He already showed me that. Wait, so yeah, pull up the other one. Oh. There's a way better line. That he says. This one? Oh, no.

That was good. He's like, well, you want something for so long, you're nuts. And the picture is of him after having cream pied. Scratch. Gets cream pie? And he says, well, you want something for so long, you're nut. Well, I think that that's... That's probably what it is.

You know, he's meant to spread the Scrats-on kind of DNA through as many... To you're watering being fucked by every animal. Yeah. to kind of like spread enlightenment or whatever a genetic memory of being from space from space from space from space i just i need i need to like i need like an interview with the with scrat who yeah i need a one-on-one with scrap i need that so badly yeah i really do think that she i mean wait what was scratz on or what's her job now i bet this woman to me she's a bus driver now.

Wait, the woman who created Scrat initially, oh, let me pull it up. It said, she has to, this, this being so complicated. She was a fashion designer named Ivy Supersonic. That's, no. Ivy, she's an alien. Well, that's what I mean is, like, the more complicated. Her real name was Ivy Silberstein.

The more, like, fucking insane she has to feel. Yeah. They stole this, and they made it about God and space and Scratlantis. Yeah, truly, my shitty idea about a rat who's Combined with the Squirrel is now the creator of the universe. Listen to the... Yeah, this she's... Listen to this.

On February 13th, 2002, Ivy Supersonic filed a lawsuit against Fox, claiming that she had created the character in May 1999 after seeing a squirrel rat hybrid in Skidmore colleges, Case Green, and intended it to be the next Mickey Mouse. Wow. And it is.

It is, yeah. How did she... Like, people who, like, claimed it. She called her character Scrat and pitched it to numerous celebrities in studios from 1999 to 2001. You're right. It was just like her at parties.

Listen to this. Although she was unwilling to accept the $50,000 deal she was offered by Urban Box Office Network for a web series, believing the character would be worth seven figures.

Wow. Wait, so somebody actually tried to buy... She turned down $50,000. Oh, she's right. They stole it. Yeah. Yeah.

Because no one's going to be like, oh, people are going to know that we stole this squirrel rat. I mean, having Scrat, having Scrat and being like this sticking to your guns and saying it's worth seven figures she was right she was right yeah but being able to know that yeah and then getting kind of fucked i think they just brute for scrat into i don't think there's anything special about scrap no i don't think scrat was supposed to be

in ice age and then they were like we have we have this we need this yeah we stole this from some woman we stole this from a woman we have to use it yeah yeah wait i think she definitely wait what's Mickey mouse's nut is it minnie's pussy No, come on. No. He's kind of a nutless scrap. He's sort of a nutless scrap. I guess at first it was a steamboat, but then where did you go from there?

It wasn't, no, he was driving the steamboat. Yeah, the steamboat was supposed to get to safety. But he wasn't like. So he could kiss me. Oh, his nut is whistling. Ah, there we go. Maybe his nut is a high voice. Yeah.

Or big ears. Crazy. gloves. It could be something with like maybe his nut is just like Disneyland or like Disney, the brainnet. His nut. His nut. Disney movies. Oh my god, wait. Wasn't he a little? Wizard? Who's Frozen?

Disney. Oh my God. Walt Disney's the nut. Oh my God. He has to make popcorn out of Walt Disney's head. And they have a movie called Frozen. And Frozen too. That's right. And Ice Age, it doesn't really have to do with this. But But he's... Think about how it's frozen...

Two frozen things. Too frozen things. And there's... There's... So we need to turn Walt Disney into popcorn. His head is the nut. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Turning him into popcorn will create the second solar system. It'll be a reset. Yeah. And he needs to go to... That will allow the Scratzons to come back in and fix their flawed creation.

They're the... Oh, my God. What if his head is just the plug that sends Disney rocketing to the bottom of the sea, though? Yeah. Damn. What if he picks up the head?

Oh my God, that's the Scrat. The Scratlantians are like the Demiurge, and then the Scratzons are like the Sophia, the creator. It's Gnosticism. Scrat is trying to warn us, dude. Mm-hmm. It's really scary. And also Scrooge McDuck on his coins. He's an amazing guy with a million nuts.

He's like the guy who shows you when you have all the nuts that you want. It doesn't. It's like a good nuts. Yeah, and you're still unhappy. You're going to have all the nuts you want. You still got three bad. nephews you got to take care of. They're going on tails together.

There is something about, like, coveting coins and money, and it would be awesome. Like, yeah, because millionaires aren't happy with all that money. But if money was edible, they probably could get over that feeling of, like, oh, I've amassed all this wealth. What am I supposed to, you just eat it. Money is technically edible. I mean, you can still eat a coin, but it doesn't make it like. A coin is like the last money. I just mean, like, you crunch it and it's crispy.

You can put a dollar in a dehydrated. and eat it like jerky. It's just too much money to eat, I guess. Yeah. If the money was tinier and it tasted better, I guess, then that would be a difference. They do have chocolate coins. Food used to be money, I guess. Yeah.

I don't care about food anymore. Yeah, now you just make food in a lab. Or you're your house. In money. Yeah. My house is a lab. I'm a scientist. Yep.

I call my kitchen my lab. I call my house my lab. I already said that, so you can't call your kitchen your lab. Because my whole house is the lab. That's where you make up the food. I'm the guy with the lab house. I call my penis my lab. I'm in my black lab

No Like a dog Like the dog Right But why did you Why did you He said penis And you said black lab

What was like a chocolate lab No But why are you just Why are you just doing like word association With lab And now you say he has a black penis That's interesting That is interesting

I'm not sure No I think he might Is it darker than your face No You know If it's darker than your face, it means you have cancer. If my penis is, if my head is...

I put my penis in my mouth. If your penis is bigger than your mouth. Yeah, your friend shoves your head onto your cock. Whoa. That means you have cancer, dude. Yeah, yuck. You got to go to the hospital. I miss tricking people like that.

I feel like you can't get away with that anymore. No. Yeah. Probably go to jail. Nowadays, it's all. Hey, not to bring this back to scrap, but... Please. Tom and Jerry are kind of like each other's nut.

That's true. They're kind of a dual-scrude system. Well, no, because Jerry doesn't want Tom. Jerry, no, Jerry wants to trick... Jerry loves fucking with Tom. That's revenge, though. That's a little bit of shit. That's literally his reason for existence.

He's not a nut. He looks like a little nut. He is the nut, but he's not... He's like if the nut... And Jerry can never get a little nut. Can you imagine if the nut had legs? What do you mean Jerry can do? Well, that's all that happens in Tom is Jerry getting Tom.

Tom pretty much gets pretty close, though. No, I know, but that's cradden is nut. I know, but that's right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And then it's a, it's a, the nut cycle. But technically, Jerry is always eating his nut, which is fucking with Tom. Well, his nut is cheese. Well, he's like, he's like a, okay, he's like a scratch-on.

It's like a nut order. It's like everybody has their own. A nut chain. Yeah, it's a fucking nut chain. The old, it's the nut. It's the nut. up dog spike spike dude tom is his nut but but no no no no no the mom's nut is the dog and jerry but jerry but jerry serious smile when he said i meant to jerry teems up with

spike too what sometimes your nut can become your friend that's fine no no no no no because jerry is not Spike's nut. Tom is Spike's nut. You already, you said it. You said it right there. You said Jerry is not. Okay,

the dog is Jerry's Scratet and... That says, Jerry is Jerry's, Jerry's nut is the cheese, okay? That's, this,

and it branches off and his Scratet is fucking with Tom and teaming up with Spike. Wait, you can't say that's not is two things.

And also team... No, I said his nut is Scrette. Teaming up can be... No, Scratte is his, Scratte can't be... be someone's nut? Wouldn't Scratte? No, it's not a

Scratte's nut. He has a... Every Scratte has a nut and a Scrette. Right, but you just said Scratte is his nut. No, I did. Well, if I did, I didn't mean to. That's not what I'm trying to say. Okay, but you messed up big time. I didn't even say that. We're not saying shit like Scratet. Run it back. He said Scratet is his nut. I think you did say Scratte as his nut, which just makes no sense.

Okay, then let me start out. The Scrat has a Scratte. His cheese is his nut and his scratte is fucking with Tom. Yes. But you also said his cheese is fucking, wait, hold on. Scratte is his nut. Scrette is not his nut. Stop saying that. That's not possible.

Wait, sorry. His nut is cheese. What is? His screthe is teaming up with Rex and fucking with Tom. Yeah. Who's Rex? Spike. Who's Rex?

You're thinking of dinosaurs. Who is Rex? You're inventing new characters. Rex is my Tom and Jerry O-T. I made up Rex. Rex is an alien. He comes into Tommy Jerry's house. He comes into Tom and Jerry's house.

And, yeah, he has his own nut. It's a real nut. He's looking for almonds in the kitchen. And then the aliens from signs. Excuse me, Jerry. Water was there. Water was there, Jerry. What?

No. Water was there. Yeah. And Mel Gibson was Tom. Water was like an anti-nut. But in Battle of Los Angeles, water was their nuts. So water is... In June, water is either your nut or it's your Jerry.

Sometimes it's your Scratte. Is Scrat Jerry Ice? The thing that's kind of... Scratz Jerry. No. No, no, no. He's Jerry. He's his own Jerry.

No, Tom is his... Ice is his Tom. Because he's running around from... But sometimes he gets the better of the ice. But no, but Jerry always gets the better of Tom. Yeah, wouldn't he always get the better of the ice? No, he doesn't. He ate the nut.

No, Scrat would be Tom. He doesn't always, though. He ate the nut one time. And that was, that's the end of him. Yeah, so that's, Tom's never going to get Jerry as like, oh, goodbye, Tom. Scrat has no Tomliss. Scrat is Tomless. Scrat is Tomless.

Scrat is Tomless because he is Tomless. Yes. And his nut is all. also kind of his jerry. His nut is his jerry. His nut is his jerry. No, the, yeah, that's what I'm saying. And his grotese is that beautiful cat. Spike is his spike. Ice is his spike. Yeah, ice is his spike. Yeah,

ice is his spike. What about popcorn? Popcorn is what he is a snack. Popcorn is the mom. Well, popcorn is like when popcorn is like when Jerry drinks the potion and gets really strong. Yeah, yeah. That's what when the Jerry eat. He flew too close to the tower, yeah.

Exactly. Yeah. And, yeah. And, yeah. yeah yeah yeah so then and then popcorn's kind of like the TSA I guess yeah I mean I still I'm not you try and bring popcorn past the TSA I'm not sold I'm not sold on that being a one-to-one Tom and Jerry to scratch and no I don't think it is a one-to-one I think that Tom and Jerry is I think Tom and Jerry is a binary scratch system because the nut never gets the best of scrap the nut yes it does the nut doesn't do anything the nuts just a nut man and it's like a rock you can eat And I'm not convinced, I'm serious, I'm not convinced it's the same nut every time.

I don't think it is. No, I don't think it is. Because he turns one of them into popcorn. It can't go back. I think sometimes the nut, I just watched the video of the nut, it got hollowed out, and it was a map to Scratlantis. Was that true? Mm-hmm. That's how he found Scratlantis.

He was, like, trying to eat the nut. Holy Scrat. Scrat on a nut. That's crazy. Did you ask he was trying to eat the nut? The nut? Wait, he's trying to get the nut, though. in this one

I didn't know if he like takes a bite out of the nut and sees the map inside he would eat the map He's just holding a hollowed-out acorn And it has a map on it I don't know who did that Wait which went like Who did that

The whole nut Is hollowed out? Yeah How does he see he looks in it And there's a map? Yeah it's like the shell of the outside of the nut Oh the shell or the Which one?

Because I saw the video of him eating the nut. He eats the nut shell and all. He doesn't eat the top. He doesn't eat the hat. He doesn't eat the hat. So is the map on the hat? He's holding the hat and then there's like a fingernail shell that comes out. So there's a finger involved. There's a fingernail. It's shaped like a fingernail that comes out of the hat. And it's on the edge. So it's only one. Mario's nut. Mario is a shared nut for Mario and Bowser. Oh. And then Mario is Bowser's Jerry.

But Bowser is Tom. Tom? Yeah, because Bowser can never get Mario unless you lose. So it's as if... It's as if... Well, that's the thing, though. So they're both each other's Tom and Jerry's. But Bowser, that means Bowser gets Mario...

Because you can only win once and then you move on, but you lose so many times to get to that. Right. That Bowser actually... Is Jerry. So I think that's a new... Bowser's Jerry. Bowser's Jerry. And then when Mario defeats Bowser, it's like that video where Tom finally eats

Jerry. Yeah. When they do a send-off in their own terms. I didn't know you could share a nut. You can share a nut. Or a Jerry. Or a cheese, I mean.

So, Mario and Bowser. Because he shares the nut. And then... Yes. It's a scary. So, so Bowser and Mario are like

if Tom also wanted cheese. Because cheese is Jerry's. Because they weren't each other. Yeah. Yeah. So they both have to do. No, you know, maybe they're both Maybe

Hmm, maybe they're both like spike Or no, you know what? You know what they are. Bowser has spikes. No, I got this, dude, I got this. Bowser and Mario are the alley cats from Tom and Jerry, because those cats hate both Tom and Jerry.

Bowser, wait, Bowser and Mario But they both love Peach. Yeah, that's like the opposite. They love one thing instead of hating two things. Well, then peach is milk. Okay, so that's just stupid. There's no Tom and Jerry

They're too dead to one of the truth That I can agree with Yeah, that's true Because milk is their nut slash cheese Yeah I think Bowser is spike Because he has spikes Yeah, that's true

That's easy And Bowser and Mario and Peach are Tom and Jerry No Yeah Well it depends on And the mushroom is a nut So who are the gumbas and the cupas The coins are coins

Those are the alley cats, right? Those are the alley cats. Yeah, the Gumbas and Coupas, those are the alley cats. The Gubas are the cheese. Who's the girl, who's the girl cat? Daisy. The sexy girl cat that Tom likes. Peach.

Oh, no, because Jerry is also Princess Beach. But Jerry doesn't like, doesn't like that cat. Oh, right. He doesn't? He doesn't? No, you're thinking of normal. I think Jerry does like that cat. Well, Jerry's not like in love with that cat.

No, Tom loves that cat. Yeah, Tom loves that cat. Jerry doesn't really care, I don't think. Jerry doesn't even know that cat. Garfield is a scrap. Garfield is a scrap. Lasagna is that. Monday is ice.

Yep. John is. Scratet? Spike. No, no, no, no. Normal is spike. John is Jerry. Yeah, John is, oh, wait, no, Odie is Spike.

Odie is Jerry. No, Odie is Tom. Mm-hmm. Jerry is... Normal is his friend is Jerry's French cousin Yeah All right that one

Nibbles the orphan Yeah What's the duck Is that ducker Donald Duck? No the little Yellow Duck Oh yeah

That duck is Tweety Bird That duck That duck sit like The depressed duck That's like I'm going to kill myself What is he Where does he fit in

Wait that's not from Garfield Is it? That's Tom and Jerry Oh right And then the French cousin is normal. I thought you were asking, who is the bird in Garfield who wants to kill himself. No.

That bird, who is he? In which war at? Tom and Jerry. John being Tom and Jerry. John being Tom works perfectly because he's in love with that vet, who is the girl cat. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Who Garfield slash Jerry doesn't know.

But Garfield is in love with Arlene. Is there a girl mouse that Jerry like? That's Scrette. Arlene is Scratte. Right. There is a girl mouse that Jerry likes. Of course there is. Is Alvin and the Chipmunk a triple nut or triple Scrat?

I think it's a triple Scrat. Well, they're... What does they want... They want... They're David Crosses Nuts. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think they're triple nuts. David Crosses Scrat.

Well, they also want nuts. In the beginning of the movie, they're looking for nuts and singing. Their nuts can't be nuts, though. Yeah. Because Scrat already has a nut that is a nut. Exactly. Nuts are like... They're food.

Nuts are their food, and then music is their nut. Nuts are their snacks. Artistry is their nut. Music is their... David Cross is Jerry. Wait, and Scratch snacks are videos. Our nuts are Scrap videos. Scooby's snacks are his nuts.

Yes. The gang, the mystery gang, those are the Scratlantians. Oh, my God. And Shaggy is... All the monsters are ice. Shaggy Scratte. Shaggy has to be Scrette. The monsters are ice.

And they're Anunnaki and Scooby-Doo as well. They are in that one. Scooby-Doo is an Anunnaki. He is a Scrat. Yeah. Scooby Scra-Skut. Scooby is a Scrat. He's not a dog.

And then there's like obviously a scrap. He's like way too, like... SpongeBob. Oh, but Scrappy is a Scratty? Scratty. Scrappy is a Scratlante or Scrats on. No, it's baby Scrat. Yeah.

I guess... No, because he's like, he like... But no, but he fucks with Scooby. He's popcorn. He's got to be popcorn. He's a popcorn nut. Yeah. That's the only way it will work for Scrappy.

I'm thinking about, do you think we can map this to SpongeBob? I think that Squidward is... With us so far, I'm pretty confident. All-per-per-competence. Yeah, these are, like, one-in-one. SpongeBob is... SpongeBob is Sid the Slop. No, SpongeBob is Squidward's nut.

No, SpongeBob is Squidward's ice. Yeah. And then Squidward's Nutt is the clarinet. Or art. Squidward's nut is having a normal day. Yeah. Squidward's nut is dead SpongeBob. Squidward is Garfield.

Uh-huh. And his lasagna. Oh, yeah, Squidward's definitely Garfield. But Garfield is Scrat. Yeah, he's Scratgoy. But Squidward has no lasagna. He's crat-filled. Squidward has...

Well, playing with clarinet. That's his nut slash lasagna. Yeah, but that's just something he does every day. Well, his Mondays is every day's. Right. Yeah. Well, then maybe this... His nut has to be something that he can't get.

We need to shift. Mr. Crabs is Scrat. Money is his nuts. SpongeBob is the stick he uses to get the nut. Yes. Okay, yes. We found the scrap of Spongebob and at Mr. Crabbs. Plankton is ice.

Yeah. And the nematodes and the... Plankton is also... No, plankton is scrat and the formula is his nut. Oh, yeah. Okay. So this is like a many nut scratch. No, no.

That's the wankton. He's tiny. He has one eye. Just like scratch. His one eye bugging out of his hair And everybody around him And everyone, all the other people are like All the other characters are the characters of ice age

They're living there last kind of while he's looking for this What happens when you melt ice? Water, he lives in ice. That's right he created the ocean. He lives in a project. With a UFO. Right. The chum bucket is his UFO.

And the chum bucket is an UFO. Oh my God. That's a ship. Yeah. That's why it's stuck in the ground lake. So is Mr. Crabb is ice or his? Mr. Crabbs is just the guy who has the secret formula. Yeah, that's like the nut holder.

That's like the tree that the nut is on. Yeah. But no, because he's like... But he's like a talking tree. He's the whopping Willow. Harry Potter is the nut. Is a nut. And Voldemore is a scrap. Yeah.

And the... Hermione is Scrat. No. Hermione is Hermione. Who does he marry? That doesn't change. That doesn't change at all. That doesn't change.

Magic is time. And Hermione has a time, Turner. Muggles are dinosaurs. Wizards are scratch on. The setting. Hogwarts is sort of the world where our story takes place. Hogwarts is the Ice Age. Harry Potter, in this situation, we're comparing to Ice Age.

Dumbledore is... Gay. Gay. And his nut is... is a guy Randwold's butt So he's a wand Snape

Snape is a guy who seems like ice But he turns out To be a snake A Jerry No he's a He's ice He does turn out to be Jerry

He's Jerry frozen in ice Like the thing But he's Jerry Snape has ice Next episode Snape has Jerry All right Kramer is Scrat

Yes And his nut is walking into Jerry's room No, he does it too much. That's him walking towards the nuts. His nut is sleeping in Jerry's bed. It's got to be something in the apartment. And Jerry is...

Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. And Tom is George. Yeah. Okay. And George is nut. Garfield.

George's Garfield. George's Garfield is... George's Garfield is... women, dating women. And George's lasagna. George's lasagna is still lasagna. Your Garfield is something that you think is funny to look at. The Garfield is your favorite thing to read.

Your Garfield is, yeah. Is Santa a Scrat, a Tom, or a Jerry? Santa's a nut. Well, Santa, think about Santa's relationship with ice. The Grinch is Scrat. Christmas being gone is his nut. The Grinch is an anti-scrug. No, he, no, because he wants no Christmas, which is a kind of nut.

But Scrat doesn't want no nut. Well, but if he was a Grinch, he would. Exactly. He's anti-Sranch. I think a Grinch is an anti-scratt. Because the Scrat Zons don't want nuts. Yep. Well, yeah.

And they're green. So they're the Grinch. There are different Christmas rules because this is a season of jolly. Christmas always has someone who hates Christmas, which is like kind of different than, I guess. So what Christmas is Monday? He hates the Ice Age. Yeah, that's right.

So it's what is Scrat's humbug? Well, Grinch likes the ice because he lives on a mountain. But Scrat doesn't. But what is the grinch's not? His nut can't be no Christmas. This is not. He wants to eat her. Well, he's an anti-scrat who becomes a Scrat.

Yes. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah, I'll give you that. But wouldn't an anti-scrat be a Scratazon? Yeah, but there's not. No, because there's a middle ground, because a Scratazon doesn't want anything, but an anti-scrat wants nothing. Oh, no, the Scratch zone is Horton. Oh, okay. That's true. Because he goes to, they find a little scrap because scrat is small. Yes. Scrat is a who. True. Exactly. The anti, and that's why the Grinch is an

anti-scrack because the Grinch hates the whews, who are the scrats. What if the Grinch is a squacing my leg really hard right now? What if the Grinch is a scrat? He's an anti-scrack. No, like he, that's like in evolved form of a scrat. Oh, you think like, He literally comes from scratch. Because he lives on an ice mountain. And he's green. Yeah. And he wants.

Isn't he from a neighboring town? He's from a neighboring mountain. That all has grinch it or scrats or grinches? No, he flew down to the brinch. Caleb gave up. Caleb's like, he's like, I have lasagna's down there. You're a fucking idiot, man. They don't have scrats and grinching in Newville.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you take a break? I'm like, yeah. Peppie, like, Pepi, like, Peepin, like, the Grinch is a scrat and can't be like, no, he can't be a scrap. Doesn't he come from a town where they're all scraps? No, I meant where they're all grinches slash. He doesn't come from a town where they're all grinches? He's a mutated who?

No, I did not lose track of this. I still have a perfect line from the beginning of this conversation now. It's worth. I've kept all the logic. in my head. It's not a line. It's more of a family tree. Yeah. Scrat. Scrat is a rat.

Wait, is a squirrel. A squirrel. Wait, Jerry's a mouse. Jerry's a rat. Uh-huh. He's a mouse. A rat. He's a rodent. Yeah. He is. And his nut is cheese. Yeah. So that's, yeah. And his crat is his wife. And Jerry says ice. That's how you can tell Scrat is more of a squirrel than a rat because his nut is a nut instead of cheese. Okay. But who is, who is, is.

The ICE's girlfriend. The ICE's girlfriend is water. Water. It's the pop corn. No, no. Ice's girlfriend is rocks. Yeah. Because they're both the same.

Because rocks are meteors that Scrat sent towards the planet, the ice planet. And ice is like the Atlantians because they come from Earth. Scratlantians. Scratlantians. Atlantians are like the Scratlantians. They're the same. They're similar, but there's a lot of differences.

Where Atlanteans, where they're Hats or were they Scratlanteans? They were Grinches who hated land. Yeah. Their mountain was the ocean. And then one day they... And their Christmas was also the ocean. No, they hated the earth, and then one day they...

Or they hated water, and then one day they had a Grinch-style switch, and then they loved water. Well, Scrat pulled the plug on Scratlantis. Maybe an at pulled the plug on Atlantis. Oh, my God. Right. The apple. Eve's app. Yep.

Yep. She pulled it. Which was her nut. Off the tree. From a tree. Mr. Crabs. Yep. I'm back to that.

And then she drained sin. Mm-hmm. And the snake... Yep. ...is a dinosaur. This all makes sense. The dinosaur's tail. No, I do think the Garden of Eden is probably the best one.

Who. What's a dog's nut? Bone. It's food. Bone, bone, food, tail. No, food is a bone because he always is burying it just like scrap with his nut. True, it is a bone, yeah. Yeah. A cat's nut is...

Catnip. No, catnip is... It's a cat nut. Well, we've already established what a cat's nut is. It's a mouse. Yeah, true. A cat's nut is a mouse. A cat's nut, to be fair, is a clever mouse.

Yeah. A regular mouse is... A regular mouse is it Scratte, which is something that it gets. The nut is what it doesn't get until the end And the scratet, oh, it gets Oh, it gets. And then a dog is its dog. Borat's nut is America.

No, Borat's nut is wife. It's Pamela Anderson. True, yeah. Borat's wife is Borat's nut is Pamela. Yeah, so it's actually a clever inversion of the nut scratte formula. Wait, his America is his ice. Yeah, I guess it is. Yeah.

And it's bear. And it's also sort of his Hogwarts. Well, I would say America is his Hogwarts, and Americans are his ice. Yeah, and his bear is his Hagrid, and then his ice cream truck is his ice. It's his broom. It's his broom. Uh-huh. And his wand is the microphone.

But Mickey's brooms are his ice. Uh-huh. And Mickey's mouse. Yes, they are. Mickey's mouse is his nuts. No, no, Mickey's brooms are his campfire, where he tries to solve, but what's to solve a problem with the campfire, but accidentally makes popcorn. Is the Joker Batman's nut?

Yes. Yeah, they're each other's nuts. They're Tom and Jerry. Yeah, we can move on from that. They're not Tom and Jerry. Neither of them get each other. No. That's the whole thing.

Neither them get each other. Yeah, that's also Tom and Jerry. No, Jerry gets to... We've been over. Jerry gets Tom every time. But the Joker keeps getting Batman every time sometimes. Like with little tiny thing. They are, of course, Batman and Joker are Tom and Jerry.

And Gotham is their Hogwarts. They're Scrat and Nut and Scratin' Nut. And the Batmobile is his broom, and his Hagrid is Alfred. his Hagrid is Alfred Hagrid is a... No, his Hagrid isn't in Batman. Hagrid is in Batman. He's not Alfred.

Oh, he is Alfred. Alfred is his Haggaret. My bad, my bad. And Wayne Manor is also Hogwarts. Yeah, Wayne Manor is hot wards. Mr. Freeze is ice. And then the Batcave is the Ice Age. Yeah.

The Batcave is like... No, the Batcave is the Lost World where the dinosaurs are. The nut is his lasagna. The machines are the dinosaurs. What's his lasagna in Batman? It's not. Oh, crime is... Justice.

No, crime is... Crime is the Joker and Batman, it's both of their nut. They just want to eat it a different way. It's a two-nut scenario. Damn. I mean, what's up? It's all the same fucking nuts.

They're like Bowser and Mario. Yeah, well... It's their peach. Yeah. Crime is their princess peach. Batman is... Batman is the Joker's Mario to Joker's Bowser.

Joker. Is James's giant peach his... Giant. No, that's his Hogwarts. That's his hoggwards. And then his spider is his mom. His parents are his nut.

In Ice Age, the ice isn't Hogwarts. It's an entity that is evil. The mountain. The mountain is Hogwarts. I think Earth is, or time is Hogwarts? Time is magic. You have said that. I know. That's what I'm repeating.

Because it's true. That's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. Tokyo is Godzilla's not. If that's what you're about to say. Yeah. Okay.

Wait, Tokyo. Yeah. Well, Tokyo is his hogworts. Well, the ocean's more of his hogworts. That's right. Yeah, and then Tokyo's the Lost World with the dinosaurs, the big dinosaurs that he fights. Godzilla's cheese. I think his cheese is killing other monsters.

Yeah, or maybe knocking over buildings because he gets that a bunch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. When Jerry eats his cheese, he becomes shaped like the cheese. That's true. Yeah, I've seen that. What's Patrick's nut? skateboarding?

Maybe. It can't be the thing that you like doing. It's the thing you never get. It's the thing that you get. You've been talking about this for an hour and we're like, I think that's nut is skateboarding? The nut is the thing that you get when your animation studio decides they want to end you on their own terms.

My nut is hair. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that might be mine too. You can't have the same nut.

You can't. I think we're not a Mario and Bouss. I think my nut probably is a real nut. I don't think if it's them wanting to kill me, if it's a hazel nut. Are you allergic to a hazelnut? I'm allergic to a hazelnut. My nut is eating a swan, I think.

You can just, you can do that. No, it's forbidden. Well, Scrat can just do that. Is it illegal or is it forbidden? It's forbidden. That's one above illegal. Oh, wow. Yeah.

But you can't just tell them that you can just do that Because you could say that to Scrat, too. Eating a nut would seem to be the easiest task in all of prehistory. He told that, though. I think Scrat maybe needed to just be like, yeah, you can eat a nut. Yeah, he wouldn't be able to understand you. He doesn't speak English. Yeah, he does speak English or he understands it.

He understands it. Because they said, welcome to Scratlantis. Yeah. He probably thought they were saying, you can have this nut. Yeah, he probably thought they said, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut. It doesn't matter if, yeah, he thought they were saying you can't or you can't have this nut, you He was going to scrat out either way. Can't if they said you can't have this nut and he just leaves?

People would fucking scream. People would walk out of the theater. I would walk out of the theater. If they played The End by finale at the start of a movie, I would walk out of the theater before. Yeah. Well, yeah, because it says the end at the beginning. Yeah.

Obviously. So that's never going to be shown in theaters, though. No, it's an independent short on YouTube. We should screen it. We should screen it. We ran out the film for them. We screen at one minute video of Scrat,

and then we do this deal two more hours of this. Talking about the cultural impact of Scrat. I'm talking about who Garfield's nut is. That's such a good idea. I wish we'd done that instead of this. It's been $10,000 renting out the film

for him to fucking show. Scrat getting his nut. I'm down. This should be called the panel discussion of the finale. I mean, I'll do. We'll do a second one. We'll just do a live one after screening.

Yeah, we're going to do that. That's going to happen. On tour, which you can get tickets at swag poop.com slash shows. Pierce will be on the shows. Yep. And we're going to do this. We're going to do this in every city. Yeah, this is the opening act.

Philly is, this is what Pierce is going to do. Yeah, I wrote this yesterday morning, and we all just read it off. It does kind of seem like that. Yeah. I'm pretty impressed that we talked about. that for an hour. I really thought, yeah, I thought that was good. I was just excited to talk about Scrat for 10 minutes at the top. And not only, it was very, it was very... Not only

I could keep going. I definitely, I might want to keep going the next episode we recorded right after this. I'm down, dude. We shouldn't release the next one where we talk about Scrat after. We should wait like three weeks. Oh, that's the way they're... It's the schedule. The way the schedule is shaking, a very

complicated backlog schedule. The one that we record right after this will come out in like two or three weeks. So, nice. Look forward to So you get a little break. That's kind of, yeah. It'll be a scrap gets us not retrospective for you, but not for us. For us, it will be a present perspective.

You know what you should do is you should put the recording on your computer right now, and then we can listen to it and then make... We should do a director's commentary of the episode. We do directors commentary and then add, like, we're adding footnotes, and it's like, what we meant here was like this. It would be so complicated because we did that already. We were already doing commentary. whether or not.

I think it'll sound good. All right. Bye. Bye.