Podcast About List - UNLOCKED Premium #208 - The Five Weeks of Planets: Venus

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

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Hello podcast about list fans. Today we had to unlock an episode because Caleb blew his back out at the gym. Cameron got sick for eating bad food and I had to take my cat to the vet because something is wrong with his poop. Today we will be unlocking Venus episodes. We're sorry that we have to unlock it, but there is too much bullshit happening in our fucking lives. And basically, I'm going, this is the last time you'll ever see in me. I'm going in my own life. I tell us about this.

That in the middle of little skibbitty. Skibby, did we know that we skibby did we know we riddled some cameramen who didn't do skibbiddy. Who didn't do skibbity. It'll be a cold day. toilet the day I take in a loylet take a loylet skip it be a cold day in toilet

make no mistake for boilet for boilet I wouldn't hesitate to toilet just an idea that's a good that's a good idea can someone one of you three explained to me or you two not this guy somebody explained to me why I ate

chicken marsala for breakfast at 9.30 in the morning I asked I did the same thing no fucking way fuck yeah i did the same when we recorded the the first day of planets maybe this is maybe this is a plus a planetary sign but i the stars are aligning i had left over i had left over chicken marsala i'm not even kidding i have a story to tell today bro my god dude shit is i is getting fucking weird out there i'm not even kidding dude for breakfast for breakfast on the first day of planets mine's worse i had leftover marsala and garlic bread mine's so much worse man at a well

it was at 11-ish around that 10.30 and I didn't have leftovers, man. I woke up and I made chicken Marcella at 9.30 in the morning. Damn. That was just what was in my fridge. I was like, oh, I have all the ingredients for chicken Marsala and I ate it and I immediately fell asleep. Do I cut up

the chicken? Yeah. And it's cubes. It was like... You want to hear something fucked up? Yeah, so, okay, so this is my dad's, my dad cuts it up into cubes, right? And you know how you're supposed to get a little bit of like prosciutto or like panchetta, put it in the pan. yeah my dad when we were growing up uh i think it was just a broke boy thing my father put

cubes of regular ass ham and oh god he did that so i didn't even put parsley in it or i don't remember if he did or not i mean i wasn't doing all that much crazy shit anyway but replacing the prosciutto with ham was so insane yeah that's like like uh turkey or like oscar mire yeah ham yeah yeah pretty fucked up pretty fucked up of you to do dad yeah that definitely put it now when I make it

always use panchetta do you think you've been affected by nitrites because you had so many growing up probably I've been affected by nitrites as well I think that every single one of us has I'm starting to think that the reason I have some diarrhea right now is because of the tap water in my house

maybe I think I might have evil tap water because I drink it all that I think it's because I drink only out of plastic and eat out of plastic only in plastic and you reuse gatorade. And you read plastic books, too. All plastic.

Yeah, the Kindle, man. That shit's made a plastic, too. I basically touch as much and eat as much and smell as much plastic as I can on a daily basis. How are we supposed to avoid this shit, man? You can't avoid this. Literally the only way. I'm sorry to jump into this too early. Maybe the only way is literally to leave planet Earth.

Yeah. Holy shit. Guys, welcome to Venus. This is the second and third, well, technically the third episode of the five weeks of planet. Welcome to Week one of the Five Week One Day Two. Week one day two. out of five, two-day weeks. Today, I mean...

What were you saying? You were saying something about the stars aligning. I need to hear what... I'll get to. I'll get to it. I'm sorry. Five weeks of plans...

I've literally been... Well, no, I wanted... After we do, do all of our Venus intro stuff, I'll tell this. If you couldn't tell, we're dressed up like Venus today. Although we had some amount of disagreement,

I guess, over what color Venus is. That's okay. I got both going on. You do have both, but what's just black wig about, man? Well, we'll go down. You want me to start with my costume?

Are you dressed up as Coraline? No. I'm dressed up as V. Any, if I walked down on the street right now, any person who knows literally who attended at first grade would know I'm dressed as Venus. It would be Coraline. I think some people would say that you was Coraline. No,

a first grader would look at me and say that's Venus. No, they wouldn't. A child who was into science and into movies who would have seen Venus in a movie. Why did you say movies? Of course, they'd say Coraline, man. Coraline is a book too. Around Halloween time, if they saw me in a costume like this, they would say Venus.

They would say, That's Coraline. She's very pretty today. No, they wouldn't say that. They would say, I like Coraline's mustache. Jumping off of pretty here, Venus is actually the name of the goddess. Venus is named after the goddess of beauty and of love. So I elected to put on a beautiful wig today. And a yellow raincoat.

My beautiful hair. Cameron Swarbe. Now you're asking about the yellow raincoat. So let me explain this to you. Venus, the color can be, some people say it's yellow. Some people say yellowish white. Some people say beige. This raincoat is yellow.

Definitely too yellow for Venus. Some people at this table would say beige. I think two people would. But Venus has, it's surrounded by sulfuric clouds. It has a sulfurous atmosphere, which is why it's that color. And in the upper atmosphere, constantly acid rain. Wow. Wait.

So you dressed up like correlators because of rain. So that's the yellow, it's the yellow acid rain. And then I have a yellowish white shirt here. uh-huh to this is kind of closer to the color i feel a little bit like corralane and then dude chill i'm dressed up as venus i don't know why you guys are stuck on this car i don't look anything like coralline you pull up a picture of coralline it's going to look completely different from what i'm wearing right now cora lame though yeah you said that's not then you said nonsense word and you're proud of that you're proud of making up a word

that's you man that's i don't know what you're talking about guys i didn't try to dress up like this. Oh, no, wait, no, she has blue hair. I literally did not think about this in advance and try to dress up like this, guys. It looks exactly. You do to Coraline comes. Anyway, I'm wearing the I got beige pants on, too.

To cover the beige. You have striped leggings. I can see him from here. Uh-huh. I'm completely beige right now. You're completely beige. Yeah. Yeah. So you went for basically only color and didn't really think about the science? I'm wearing a pair of pants. No. I did not think about the science.

Dude, it's just a difference of like... It's a difference of styles of how people do costumes. You may be the most scientifically accurate, dude, but honestly, bro, you look like a herb. I don't. You look like a herb. Guys, guys, uh-uh. You know what it is? You're getting...

Why are you roasting me so hard like the hot atmosphere on Venus? You're roasting him because you guys, there's a... He's dressed up too much like Venus. And you're in your head, you're thinking of Venus, right? Yeah. And you're thinking about the O.J., the alien song Venusian Destroyer. What's Venusian? Just haven't heard that. Julio? Play that track.

Drop that shit right now? Drop that shit right ass now. Oh my God. Pull it up on screen too, Julio, if you weren't already. Oh, shut it off. He's got to put it on the right browser cast. And that was a little bit of, wait, give us a bomb drop. Oh, sorry.

Run that shit back. Well, well, well, Venus. It looks like we meet again. think that I forgot about you because you're about to enter a galaxy of pain. and his name is Jeffrey Pine So hungry I need me A Clementine On my planet we got lots of Clementine's

My favorite fruit is probably A Clementine Damn Oh my God Odd future style This is a diss diss style It's an odd future disc track Yeah

My name is O.J. The Alien You know me I'm from planet Glariate Because the planet is from Daily skin like amortelian I'm Marginosephalia And I only eat citrus Venus that's a planet

That's shitless Damn You've been on my shit list Damn And I'm addicted to citrus I'm Put Venus Fat Venus

We hate that shit Fuck Venus I know if you can hear that We hate that shit I shouldn't have tried that shit with me. Didn't you know I'm a fucking crazy motherfucking psycho alien?

Ha ha ha ha ha. And guess what? I'm about to blow up your whole shit. Whoa, dude. In part two. What? That's right. Part two.

Oh my God. Okay, wait. So now this is bringing the lore to a place where I can understand it. His name is OJ and he only, and he only eats citrus. He's from Planet Glaryon. He's from Planet Glaryon.

He only eats citriotifalian. Marino. What is it? Margino Cephalian means it's kind of like a dinosaur that's got like like three, like a triceratops.

You know, it's got like a... He's a dinosaur now? He's got like a dinosaur like face because he's got skin like he's a reptilian. Oh. The hell's a reptilian. It's a reptile alien. Well, Cephalos.

his head, right? So Margino, what's that small? I think it's small head. I don't know. Or margarine? I think that maybe he's a butterhead. Butterhead. Maybe he's a butterhead on his plan.

That's like an Amish slur. Yeah. Butterhead. Maybe on a. He's a butterhead, he's a butterhead, which is like, it's like, yeah, you know, oh, man, OJ the alien looks so good. Butterhead. Yeah.

Oh, shit. The head that he gives is bad. I do it give him a bad head. I do explain butterface to my 25-year-old wife the other day. She had heard it and thought that it meant that somebody had a face that looked like melted butter. That's reasonable to think. But I explain it's way meaner than that. It is way meaner.

Well, yeah, I guess. Yeah. But still, it's a backhanded compliment. It is definitely a compliment. I agree. It's more of a compliment than your face looks like melted butter. Yeah, that's what I tried to explain to her. Her face looks like, man, and also your body looks like shit.

That's what Butterface could mean. Yeah. All right, I have a new, so every, every week, every day of the week, we're going to get a new... Every day of the week. Yeah, it's a two-day week. Oh, okay. A planetary week. We're doing five, two-day weeks.

Thank you for saying that, man. You're welcome. People need to learn about the planetary weeks that are going on here. You're going to learn today, man. We're going to get a new OJ the alien drop. And I've also decided that I'm going to start doing, because, Last time when we did Mercury, which Tune in, if you haven't heard the Mercury episode,

tap the fuck in, bro. What the fuck you even doing here? Go back to Mercury and come back here, bitch. I felt, I tried to read some Mercury facts and I felt like I was a little disorganized and the facts weren't so interesting. So I decided to do some research and I'm, well, no, I'm doing every planet from now on, I'm going to do a write a planet report.

Wow. I'm going to research it and write a report with the most important facts. Do you have a theme song? I actually do have some music to play with my planet report. Okay, my bad. So, well, it's not a thing. You can still do a theme. So mine is just kind of background music. I'll add a theme song, though. That's a really good idea.

I'll do that next time. Okay. This one is called... The Planet Report. This one is called... With Coraline. Guys, I'm not Coraline. Sorry.

I didn't mean to say it. I'm going to take my costume off if you keep talking shit about it. Dude, don't take it off, dude. Coraline is too young to strip naked. Yeah. Stop, man. Don't do that. Okay.

I'm going to start my report now. Visions of... Venus, a planet report by Cameron Fetter. God damn. Of all the planets I've done research on so far, Venus is the one I've done the most research on. In the process of writing this report, I've honestly started to feel very loving and possessive toward Venus.

I feel like this wonderful planet belongs to me. I've started calling it my planet. Just one of the many magical feelings I felt during the five weeks of planets. Now, on to the facts. if you've been out and about at night you've probably seen My Venus before My Venus is very easy to spot with the naked eye

Just look in the sky for something yellowish white Yes, my Venus is yellowish white in color My Venus is named after the Roman goddess of beauty and sex My Venus is sometimes also known as The Morning Star or Lucifer Which are both names for the devil My Venus was the first planet to ever be discovered

my Venus is the second brightest object in the night sky besides the moon the reason for this is the clouds of sulfuric acid that surround my Venus a day is longer than a year on my Venus my Venus is very hot the hottest one my Venus is even hotter than Mercury even though my Venus is further from the sun my Venus is around the same size as Earth which leads it to sometimes be called Earth's twin but it's rather small compared to some of the other planets

of our solar system you should say my son as well yeah it's further away my venus is further from my son my son yeah yeah for example you could fit about four of my venuses into Uranus

and still have some room left over the four of my venuses and Uranus would be rotating clockwise because my Venus rotates clockwise that's my report on Venus

That's incredible. Wow. That was an amazing report. That was an amazing report. I'm really impressed by your planetary knowledge. Thank you. I did a lot of research for that one. I'm glad that you are bringing knowledge and facts to the planetary report.

I'm glad that I can bring music. And Caleb, I want to know what you're bringing. Yeah, what are you bringing? Me and Cameron have stuff. Well, guys, as we said yesterday, when we were eating Mexican food, I felt left out. Because you were making amazing rap, and Cameron was basically being scholastically studious. And I realized that I had nothing until a spark of inspiration hit me. And I realized that I am an amazing artist.

And here is my rendition of the planet Venus, guys. Wow. Oh, my God. Can you zoom in on this, Julio? This is incredible. Wow, I'm seeing a yellowish. Can we describe this? Yeah, a blurry yellowish planet.

It's a yellowish, blurry planet. And I put the space is kind of behind it, stars dotting the entire galaxy. I really am happy with how this turned out. I think it's pretty good. Who is this? Who is this? I'm seeing a woman kneeling looking up. Oh, that's, yeah, that's Amanda.

Okay. Who's that? She's just like on there. She looks good, I guess. Yeah. What is, I mean, speaking of butter faces. Wait, what's wrong with her face now? That's the only part I painted, bro.

That's the only part you painted? Wait, what do you mean by that? I used a template. I traced over on my app on, wait, let me see what the app's called. Hold on, I got a painting app. I think I'm getting really into painting recently. Yeah. I wish you had the GoPro.

Well, this painting looks really good. The painting is called Ibis Paint X. Ibus Paint X, and it has different girls that you can trace. Oh, okay. And so I traced this girl, but she basically had an egghead. So I added lip. and a nose and some eyes and some hair. Yeah, I can see the hair.

But that's Amanda. I can see she has two big strands of hair in the front of her head. On Wikipedia or something, it said that there was an Amanda on Venus. So I just basically... Can I see the reference photo that you used for this? Yeah, I can show you. Hold on. I just want to see... Wait, I got to make a new... on Ibis Paint.

Hold on. I got to make a new photo, guys. Okay. Hold on. And now I got... So you go over here. And then you go, like, wait, where did I? This is less about Venus. Yeah, so you can do tracing sketches. And I try to get one with a lot more feet in it, but they didn't have any. But yeah, you can do different.

Like, I could have done this one. Oh, you just trade, so it's a tracing people. Like, maybe I'll do this one next time. Ah. That one's not so bad. It's like two guys sitting on each other's butts. Yeah. Which is pretty impressive.

Well, I really like your, do you have a title for your Venus painting? Venus. Or no, sorry. Amanda. Okay. Yeah. Wow. I'm pretty happy.

I never thought I'd see Amanda sitting on my Venus. Yeah. And so this is basically, I'm going to be doing a painting of every single one. And then I think maybe, and now I might even go back and do Mercury. Oh, that's a good idea. That's not about it. Maybe I was thinking maybe we could do like a book. With a reports and a, like a coffee table book.

Okay, here it's a coffee table book. It's got the paintings. It's got the reports. And then you know like a birthday card that when you open it, it plays music. Oh, wow. Between every few pages, it's got a different song by O.J. We could find out a way to do that. That's actually, that would be really an amazing idea.

On the left side, it would have the report. On the right side, it would have the painting. And then it would play the song. And you're hearing it all. And it's 10 pages long. Yeah. Well, 10 thick pages. It's 20 pages long.

20 pages of really thick. But you know what it could be? Birthday card thickness. Yeah. You know what it could be is one of those old, those books that have like the buttons on the side. Oh, yeah. I used to have one of those. There's 10 buttons.

That's all. It's also swag. Ten buttons there. Mercury goes. Mercury. Yeah. Like that kind of thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. That's an amazing idea. Or it could be you open up on one of the pages it has grooves like a record and you can put the book onto a turntable. It's got it. And it rotates like a planet. Oh my God. I remember books like that.

Yeah. We all had books like that growing up. Record books. I want a record book in a raffle as a kid. What? Really? Yeah. That's a real thing.

I was making a joke when I thought... No, no, that's a real thing. What? That can't be true. Yeah, look it up. Look it up. You can use the pages of a book as a fucking record now? The cover is like vinyl and then...

Search a vinyl book. Record book is just going to be a record book. Yeah, it's going to be... Yeah. Vinyl. You have to look up vinyl record book. Vinyl record book? This can't be real, man.

And it's like it would... I remember books that you could take in the bath. It was like a... Okay, this is... You're not getting anywhere with this search. You're a bad Googler, man. Yeah. Okay, there we go.

I still think it doesn't exist, man. No, it exists. I believe you. I'm willing to just believe you here because I don't think we're going to find a good picture of one. Okay, that's fine. That's fun. Yeah, I think that some kind of,

or a calendar, we could do a calendar, a nine, a ten-month calendar. A ten-month calendar. We can add two more. We can, we can, we can, it's exclusive for just the calendar. That's actually a genius idea. Earth and the rings of Saturn.

Yeah, the asteroid belt, maybe. Earth could be Christmas. I actually just remember another Venus fact that I didn't put in my report. This is another Venus fact. Venus is the only planet that we've discovered so far with a fly trap. Oh. True. There could be more out there, but

that's the only one we know of right now. I should have that man. Venus fly trap is from my hometown. Yeah. I have roots in Venus. Literally roots. Literally roots. Literally the roots of a Venus fly trap come from one week. And Venus flies. That's where it's like from completely like the... Yeah. It's only there. It's like a 50 mile radius

that this is, that that plant is in. Yeah. Wow. Naturally they say. Yeah, which there's nothing natural about outer space. Well, that actually it's... Is that why it's called a Venus flytrap? Because I think that it came from a different planet. Yeah, I think so. Well, that's what happens in Little Shop of Horrors. I couldn't

find the book that I was talking about. All I could find was the Simply Red album. So I think that this is an ungoogable thing but it's out there for the vinyl record book. It's very bad SEO, but my First grade teacher, Mrs. Iiosu, I got a book from her that she said, I don't have a record player anymore, but I'll just read the book to you guys.

Why the hell didn't he just fucking kill a bunch of dogs and feed it to the plant in that movie? That's not a bad point. I think I wanted humans. But it doesn't know the difference. I think it does. He didn't give him any meat. No, no, he fed. It's a big point of the blood.

He accidentally feeds Audrey to his own blood. It gets a taste for human blood. So just give them, like, dogs are close enough. said that it was a dog. He could have said, I'm a dog. I need your human blood. He could have been like, did you guys ever watch the original one? No. It's not so good, but it's the one really funny part is the guy. They have one before the Rick Moranis one? Yeah. Jack Nicholson's in it. Yeah, Jack Nicholson is in it. There's an old Roger Corman movie from the 60s. Is it a singular, a musical? No. It's supposed to be funny, but it's not very funny. But one very funny part is there's a character who, Dick Miller,

plays a character who just is always in the flower shop and his thing is just he just likes to eat flowers. That's funny. It's so funny. He just comes in and he's like, I'll get like a dozen roses and they're like, oh, it's for your wife and he just starts eating them. Dick Miller sounds like a frat house prank. Yeah. It truly does that you would pull on somebody. Yeah. Yeah. Game the old Dick Miller Miller. Yeah. The five weeks of planets is taking over the world. Yeah. People have been talking about it in a crazy way. Can I tell you something? This morning when I got my haircut oh yeah wait not this haircut but the one

synchronicity uh the barber he was talking to me the entire time and I didn't bring this up he was the one who introduced this topic you can't be kidding we were talking the entire time about the annihilation of planet earth oh by what all types of factors

from outer space Jesus from outer space asteroid solar flares the same place the same place that Joe went is it in Bushwick no it's right on it's right on Myrtle Spacey's Barbers But yeah I didn't even bring it up

He just started talking about it And we were I was having a ball Talking to him about The atmosphere We should make a movie called Barbership And there was a guy

Getting his hair cut Cut next to me Who was like He was like a You know A sanitation worker guy I'm a gruff Sanitation worker guy

And a barber was talking about About how the Earth's magnetic field Switch he also was talking About how global warming is fake But he was talking about How Earth's magnetic field It switches every hundred thousand years. It switches poles. That's true.

And he was like, yeah, and who knows how it could affect any. It is true. But he was like, who knows how it could affect stuff? Like, it's going to mess with our electronics and this. And then the guy sitting next to him was like, yeah, and it could move everything. And then the guy said, and then the bomber said, it will move everything. And they both just agreed with each other.

That it's going to move. That's going to move everything. Yeah, it will move everything. For example, fishes. Fish is will move. Do they have a date for the polar shift? I think it's happening right Well, that's what he said. He said, we're going through it right now. Oh, my God.

I've been feeling like something has been shifting for some time. He also said that Russia is trying to figure out how to make Yellowstone erupts to destroy the United States. I could believe that. Wouldn't that destroy, like, good chunks of the Earth, like, whole planet? It would destroy, I think, half of America. Yeah, half of America. But also, it might even crawl up to that old. I mean, the real problem is volcanic ash that blocks the sun.

That's the trouble. I mean, the whole, I would say that's one of the troubles, but. Well, that's the trouble for the planet for the, for, well, but also. they don't get, I mean, Hollywood gets destroyed, so good luck getting your movies. We truly, I think I was talking about this last night, we truly have the whole market

cornered on movies. It's not a, it's not a very insightful thing to say. Earth does? No. That's true. America, USA. Well, no, they make movies into every country, bro. Yeah. Yeah, but have you ever seen like a movie from like... RRR, dude?

RRR was amazing. Every Japanese movie is all incredible. Types of deep intellectual ways. I think I was talking to Alex. No, you know what I think I was talking about. I was talking to Alex last night. Pusher, two, Pursher three. I was talking to Alex last night about that fucking looper.

Looper? Loper, jumper. That Israeli S&L show. Frogger? Oh, the Israeli S&L. Yeah, I was just saying that they are so bad at comedy in Israel. Hmm. I don't know if I'd go that far. I actually think some of it's funny, man.

I said I was, I was, okay, you know what? I said it already, but I'll admit it. I was pretty drunk, and I said, I think I said that don't come for my Jews. Damn. But these Israelis are not funny. Damn, you said, don't come for my Jews.

I said, I said, I fuck with my Jews heavy. I said, I fuck with my Jews heavy, but these Israelis are not good at comedy. You said, I'm starting my Israeli boycott tomorrow, guys. That's right. No more weather for me. That's what you said. I didn't say that, but you did. that's right i'm done with the weather i'm not enjoying any kinds of weather anymore

due to my israel boycott that's part of bd yes yeah and i said dude that you can't say that shit man i don't know why you brought that up i think that it's the hangover speaking speaking of hangovers back to the movies back to the movies we should make barbership that was a good idea oh yeah yeah so barbership barbershop Explo exploitation. But it's alien exploitation. Soul ship.

Soul ship. Holy shit. How's nobody done that? Soul plane on a space station in deep space. That is incredible. Barbership. Barbership. That would be such a good movie.

Bro. That would be such an incredible movie. This is less about the movie and more about just a spaceship that is a barbershop. But you can imagine their tractor beam when they're beaming stuff up, it would look like the barber pole. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, dude, I'm getting so many amazing ideas. The alien comes up and he has, like, kind of Twilic kind of head.

And they're like, oh, what? I'm like going to touch that. That's not my hair. Yeah. Or they cut it and he starts bleeding everywhere. He dies. And he sprays blood. And the blood's green.

And the guy's like, and ice cubes, like, bro, what the hell was I supposed to cut? Plasma cube? If that wasn't your hair, man. And this could be a space station next to Venus. I mean, yeah, it could be any. It would honestly. I'm just trying to keep. it on theme with the

jumps around most likely yeah we'll get back to Venus we'll get back we'll get back we'll get back to me but for now we're on the barbership

I wish I wish man and then you can do a white alien walks in and a records oh yeah what's up man yeah I'd like to get a

just a little bit off the sides and the top leave the top pretty long okay and they give him the craziest haircut of all time and he becomes cool

and afro yeah They give him an alien afro. This could also be... His little moons going around it, orbiting his afro. He squaggers out. It could be a teaching moment, though. It could be he walks in wearing a shirt that says back the blue gags.

A shirt. A shirt. A shirt. A shirt. Back the blue gacks. Which a blue gax is a space police or something. And then they have a conversation about this. And then a sit down.

They have a sit down. And then this is like a teaching moment. in the movie and it's actually the script is actually so beautiful and then we win an Oscar for it because we basically turned barbership into crash okay and then we would get maybe someone I can imagine someone

writer of you that would be like this it would be like barbership makes you laugh and has thrills of plenty but I'm left wondering would racism still exist in space and then they would kind of go off on that they can also do about how there is aliens around the human race would not be racist.

Another review for that might be like, Barbership is officially the most racist movie every ever made by three white, made by two white guys in a Coraline. This has got to be one of the worst movies. This is the worst most racist movie I've ever seen. It's five hours long because it starts with two hours of prolog that's about the earth being destroyed.

Us three at the dual decline of civilization. Us three at the premiere, we're all dressing all white suits. Nobody's taking photos, just tomatoes getting thrown out. What the heck? What? What happened? What the fuck? Why is everyone mad?

Why are you mad about barbership, man? We try to bring every world together. We realize that this shit transcends race and is actually, it's about species. Yeah. It's true. You know, it should be the... And then, I mean, after the press response to barbership, I think that we know that Barbership, too, is going to be starring Mel Gibson and Kevin Sorbo.

Only people who will sign on. And it's an action movie about it. Barbership. It's about to destroy her. Barbership, nothing to do with the original cast or the original story at all. It's Mel Gibson and Kevin Sorb were like, We need to blow out that fucking ship.

It's just them trying to kill the original characters. So we're getting readings of a barbership. God damn it. Armageddon. Just building a giant laser beam to destroy the barbership. Barbargetten. Barbargetten. I'm just saying, man, they should have done more barber movies.

Yeah. They made barbershop three. They should be doing every... I mean, they should be doing every single movie in space also. That should be a given obvious one. That should be just a third one should be in space. Always. The second one should always be in Asia.

Summer. Oh, yeah. And the third one should always be in space. Second one should always be in take place during the summer. Summer vacation. No, the first one, summer vacation of any movie. The second one, they should be abroad. Yeah.

And then the third one, they should be a rival thing. And the fourth one should always be Old West. Yeah. The third one, the third one deals with a rival thing that, a rival like family or something that in the end you realize that they are basically parallels and they're not that much different from each other. Like what movie does that? Like cheaper by the dozen.

two. Do they have a rival dozen? It's two dozens, right? It's two dozens. It's Eugene Levy versus Steve Martin. In what? A kid off? What the hell? They have a kid off. Well, it's like Alien versus Predator. Yeah. I never seen the third one. Well, it's the second one. Oh, I've seen the second one. I don't remember that. The second one is Eugene Levy and

Steve Martin having a child off. I thought it was pretty much the same movie, but they got a bigger house. No, no, no, no. You're thinking of yours mine and hours. There's a lot of movies about having too many kids that came out. I imagine imagining now they'd make a they make a barbership prequel and it's just on earth and it's still it's barbership three origins it's just barbershop there's barbershop exactly and then it's they go back for it and then they have one where it's barbership I think I think it's on a boat yeah master commander style yeah exactly it's

oh my god it's like a pirate ship yeah yeah yeah it's a sail and Navy vessel not a no piracy involved well I think pirates are cool so whatever well There could be a pirate ship that bores the vessel. And that's Mel Gibson and that's horrible. That's how they stay. And it's their ancestors. And it's why they became so evil. Yes.

Pirate. Their ancestor, they had pirate blood. Do you guys think that I have pirate blood? No. No. Not even like the guy who's like the, not even like first mate.

You maybe have Smey, boy. You have Sme. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Smey is the first mate. You could be Smey. People talk shit on Smey. My great, great, great, great, grandfather was Smee.

My, my. Doing your ancestors. I found out that I've related to Sme. I'm related to Smee, bro. That's not so bad, man. So close. I'd rather my grandpa be Smee than one of the guys who gets beat up by a kid. Yeah.

Smee gets beat up by a kid, doesn't he? No, Smeet just chills. No, Smeet does not chill, man. Smeet is not just chill. Smee is honestly a representation of the banality of evil. Wow. Holy fuck. Evil doesn't always look like a Captain Hook.

Sometimes it looks like a Smee. Yeah. Speaking of Smee. it's me it's me hungry I was just about to say Sme want food Smee's very hungry

for that's what Venus flytrap You're not No you don't eat a Venus flytrap I don't know A Vina is you Yeah we've been We've been solely drifting

Out of Venus's orbit Okay let's let's go back What do you have to say I like barbership Is good Barbership is really good But then we started talking about pirates Okay let's talk about this guys

How would you So Venus is basically one of the most hostile environments to life as we know it in the solar system. As we know it. It is hundreds and hundreds of degrees Fahrenheit there. The atmosphere is so dense that it would crush you from the force of the pressure. It would crush some, not me. It would also, it also is poisonous atmosphere.

It's sulfur, so you would die from breathing it in. There's lightning storms, high winds that blow rocks around the planet. It is pretty much impossible to build a house there. But how would you guys go about it? How would you colonize Venus? How would you get past all these obstacles and build a sense? city there. I wouldn't want to. Powell City. For some reason, I feel

like Venus is the worst planet. Really? Well, we could tell, by the way, that you dissed it in the song. I mean, that O.J. Oh, holy shit. I just saw Amanda. She's so fucking beautiful. Sorry. For some reason, I completely believe that Venus is trash. I think compared to every

other planet is the worst one. You would not want to build a colony on Venus. I would not want to build a colony on Venus. Why not, bro? I could maybe see us building a colony on Jupiter. Well, we're not even there. We're not even talking about it. See, you said, let's bring him back to Venus and I say, I don't like Jupiter more.

So, so far, if we're, if we're going, I don't actually know. I feel like maybe it doesn't. We maybe should have done a little bit more research on Venus. Well, I did a bunch of research. He's the research man. That's true. I'm the artist and you're the rapper. Does Venus have moon?

Does Venus have a moon? What would it look like? Neither Mercury nor Venus have any moons at all. Oh, because they're too close to the sun. Yeah, it would get sucked up by the sun probably. So here's my question And maybe there's a video of this But what would it look like

If Venus fell out of orbit And crashed into the Earth Is there a simulation Of what that would look like? Probably look like a two planets hitting together That's what I liked it. You ever put it? Yeah, but isn't Venus just like a ball of gas?

No, it's not a gas giant It's a rocky planet Even a gas giant has stuff on it Really? Yeah Huh There's stuff in there A little bit

A little bit of stuff Enough stuff that you wouldn't want it crashing into your shit. Yeah. Straight up. But Venus is not a gaseous planet, though. Oh, I thought it was. It has a gaseous atmosphere. Yes, that's what it is.

But very dense clouds, cloud cover. Cloud city. But it would probably, I bet you could look up a video of Earth crashing into the moon and then mentally painted a little yellow and then you probably would get the same idea. Is it only the size of the moon? No, it's the size of the Earth. Well, I'm just saying it's two planets crashing together. I would want to see, because it's Earth's twin,

I would like to see what it would look like if the... I've seen... I just had a good idea, guys. What is that? They are going, and this is an idea of something that's going to happen, that I just remember it is happening. They are releasing next week a Mortal Kombat expansion pack where all of the characters are planets,

and you fight against each other as planets, and they do fatalities on each other. Is that real? Yeah, I just came up with that, and it's true. Oh, my God. So what kind of fatalities would Venus do? So Venus crashes into Earth and explodes. That's Venus is fatality.

Does it do that to every planet? Yeah. I guess right now we can only talk about Venus, Mercury and Earth. Yeah, Pluto does that too. Shut up, bro. Don't talk about a different planet yet. Shut the fuck up. You asked if every planet does it.

You're the way of it. You can just ask, and then I answered, you said, shut the fuck up. It was a trick question. It was a trick question. And you could tell by your eyes you were genuine. Be more vague. You saw my genuine eyes. So my genuine smile.

I'm not answering any more questions from either of you guys. ever again. Okay. Answer my question if you're not Coraline, man. Straight up. What question? Just answer it, bro. Just shut up and answer it, dude. He's such a bitch about it. Let's see. Well, I was thinking we could maybe brainstorm some fatalities for planets. Yeah.

But we can only talk about Mercury and Earth and Venus right now. Okay, so we haven't allowed to the other ones. Yeah, I guess we're not even allowed to bring them up. I mean, you can say them in comparative, you know, like in comparative. In comparative ways. like you can say like oh you could fit you know you were saying you could fit four of your venus

have you guys ever have you guys ever seen a a set of twins speaking of Venus being Earth's twin where you're like oh that's Earth and that's Venus yes absolutely isn't it interesting they call Venus Earth's twin when I feel like Mars should be its twin I think Mars is a little bit bigger than Earth right but just the vibe Venus is so opposite vibe

Earth is not doing TikTok talks with Venus and me and my, that's my twin in them. Go, that's friend. Venus and Earth are kind of like the twins where it's the two twins who have one's rainbow and one's got off. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Speaking of twins, Venus and Serena, Serena is definitely the Earth.

Why didn't they name her Earth? That's, I've been asking that. Venus and Earth. Earth Williams. How did they name her Earth? They already is right there. Serena, she is the Earth. I bet that's her middle name.

She's by far the better twin. Is she really? Yeah, dude. And she has a Earth style. She looks like Earth. She plays a game that's a giant jiggly round butt. She plays an Earth game. Can you pull that up?

Her butt? A giant round butt? Can you pull up a picture of a giant round butt? The tennis ball is kind of like Earth if it had no ocean. That's true. And had a white Grand Canyon wall of China combo. That went all the way around in an interesting pattern. A tennis ball could be a tiny planet and we don't even know.

You know, I think about this, we're kind of, all of our atoms are like planets as well. yeah that's true do you guys think that if you zoomed out far enough we are basically we're toenails on earth's yeah i mean i guess we could be toenails that's incredible like a stinky atoms on a disgusting nail stinky adams is a good is a good adam's family cousins wouldn't that suck if we found out that we were the we were the toenail of a guy named dave and we zoom out really far and we're part of something's body yeah yeah i think we definitely are germs yeah it does it is making me think a lot about germs germs or no it's making me think that like

like there's no guys on venus at all that we that are in that that's true that we know of it's been making me really scared at night ever since we started the five weeks of plans I have just been thinking like oh my god the universe is so big we're nothing man we're complete shit and we're only talking about the Milky Way

we're not going past the milky way it literally doesn't matter what you do here man no nothing matters at all Venus is in the Milky Way way that's disgusting oh you said venus sir my venus yeah he said venus bro my bad my bad i'm so glad god put my venus in the milky way it sounds like vagina penis yeah what about a planet called pagina i was worried i'm glad that it that's the real twin of venus pagina pagina venus and pagina damn when i pulled out my pagina that's what it would be called that's what they would call the venus's moon vagina vagina did you guys say vagina when you were a kid yeah

how much people always say that how often you say in vagina as a child a lot because you tell your friends i heard there's something called a vagina yeah i would say it a lot i never said vagina yeah i said it every single day i said it every single day guys really guys really made out like bandits in the name yeah why do i feel like that's a word trump would say vagina he would say vagina folks they're touching my vagina that's like my little brother said they're pulling my pants down and touching my vagina. Wait, who's doing that? That's not right.

That's not right. They shouldn't be doing that to try. It doesn't matter who it is. It shouldn't be pulling their pants and pushing my my pants and touching my vagina. Ew. They're touching it. Does he?

He doesn't sound too happy about it. He's getting assaulted by the deep state man. Yeah, that's what he says all the time. He says he's getting assaulted by the deep state. They're trying to finger my vagina. No, that's nasty. They're saying I smell. saying my vagina smells like

skate. Why the hell would they skate the fish? They're naming a specific fish. They're naming a specific fish that my vagina smells like. Why the hell would they finger it if they thought it smelled like a skate? What the hell are you doing with my pants down

touching my vagina? I don't like this man. You don't like this? It's really nasty. How is this nasty? It's fucking Trump getting sexually. Trump has a vagina. We don't do this kind of podcast, man. What if Trump was getting sexually assaulted in his vagina by the deep state? We say stuff like... Well, what if he said, I like it?

That makes it better. Listen, on this point, now that we... I love it. We're not going to do... We're not going to do Trump impressions like that. We're going to do stuff like, for example, Trump being... I don't care. I love it.

I'm on Venus and I'm appreciating the scientific marvels of this planet. Yes, that's a good trumpet. Okay, now do that. We're traveling through the solar system and learning as we go. Yeah. Learning amazing things. Learning completely amazing things. It's educational comedy.

I'm on the journey of a lifetime. They're letting him stop at every planet. They launched him on a spaceship and he's going to every planet. He's getting off and he's, I had a great trip to Mercury today. It was very cold. Mercury worst planet I've ever seen. But then the sun came up and it got very, very hot.

Completely garbage. It must be the hot as a hot as a lot. planet ever besides Venus. This is an amazing. You walk there is nothing but gray. Wait, how is Mars hot? Sorry, never mind. I haven't unlocked it yet.

I'll save it. Mars is the hottest planet in the solar system. But why isn't Earth mega hot as well? Well, it will be soon. Because we have more zone. Yeah. It's the zone. We got more zone on us.

Well, what I learned from my barber today is global warming, it's not real. The Earth just goes through periods. That's what my father says. That's what my parents said growing up too. Yeah. And he said that's... That's the most common belief about global warming, I think. It's very...

At least until recently. I think recently people started believing that. I believe that man-bear pig caused it. Okay. But you know who's making it worse? Tird sandwich. Slash douche. Making it worse, man. Oh, election day is very soon. It's election day? I don't even think I'm registered to...

Is that next year? No, there's a... There's a local election day on the 6th. I'm not voting. Who's running? Eric Adams. Church sandwich and a dude.

They're running. I don't know, guys. I think I might, out of those two options, I honestly feel like I might vote for Pedro. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.

Remember Pedro? Remember that? Remember Pedro? Member Pedro? Yeah, I think that turd sandwich. I think Pedro has tegrity straight up. True.

No fucking doubt. Yep. God, I need to watch that show again. $17,000 a month. Member Pedro, Pedro has integrity. I'm voting for Pedro instead of a douche in terms of it. We make $17,000. Yeah, dude.

So we can do stuff like that. Yeah, that's true. You know what we did? Spend some money on. Oh, yeah. Big mouth billy bass right there up on the wall, man. Yep. That's an amazing.

That's a type of animal that could live on Venus, a fish. Because they're oceans? No. I just want to say this before. I was thinking of a flying fish that can swim through gas. Oh, that can talk. Because this one's up on, this one's up flying. Before we move on from South Park completely,

I just want to say that me and my friend Rupert kept sending Doomwa blind items that were like, this dime square scenester killed and made a boy eat his parents at a chili cook off I wish to remain anonymous

What the hell is Dumois? You don't know Dumas DuMas is like the celebrity like gossip thing or it's like things will show up on there Dumas

not my god you don't know the celebrity gossip Maybe I would do a professor gossip Yeah, rape my professor Yeah that's my version

I don't know who There's like some shit that Dumas put out that everyone was like this is like so amazing blah blah and it's just like so like it's just stupid catty celebrity gossip and uh yeah we were just sending them a bunch of shit saying like cartman just cartman stories this what did cartman did this celebrity pretended to be awesimo at a music we were probably doing that for like an hour that is funny actually that is actually awesome. I really think that that

would be maybe the logical conclusion to our careers is that we get hired to be... On Dumois? On TMZ type? No. On South Park. We'd be so good. I think once... Okay, Matt... TMZ. Matt and Tre... You think we'd be good at TMZ? You would be

good at TMZ? You would be bad at TMZ because you get shy about talking to the celebrities. Yeah, I would be so fucking good on TMZ. I love talking shit so much. Oh my God. And I could wear all sorts of disguises. I'd be good in the room. I would literally be... I would literally be, I would literally be interviewing, I'd be on the street as a paparazzi, talking to the

celebrities, interviewing them, saying like, oh my God, I love your dress, who did your hair? And then they'd leave and I go, what a fucking bitch, Jesus Christ. I would be... Breaking news. Breaking news. Ben Hadid is a bitch. That conversation sucked ass. He's not a good conversation. Does it be a lot of the biggest

celebrities on the world. And it's turning a fucking bitch. What a fucking bitch. So mean. She seemed like she wanted to fuck me too. But I was not into it. She's honestly fucking ugly to me. I think I'd be good to be a good Harvey Levin type. I'd be good at having the 32, no, the 32 ounce mug.

You know, I'm sipping my big soda on the TV. And I just go like, what do we got? And I point to you guys. You would be really good. And we go like, I got something for you. Bella Hadid's a bitch and she dressed ugly on our date. And then I would say, I went on a date with this girl, Angelina Jolie, which is me outside taking photos of her feet.

I went on a date with Angelina Jolie, and she threw a cup of coffee at me. I'd be raising my hand really politely, and then you'd call him in, I'd be like, Oh, Selena Gomez showed cleavage on Instagram. Whoa, what that crap? She's a slut for that. I would just say all the celebrities who showed cleavage on Instagram. And I'd just be like, um, slut alert. Slut alert, slut alert.

And then sit from my big, my big thing and just, you know. Somebody hit the slut button. Yeah, it'd be, you know, it'd be in there. Jennifer Lawrence wore shorts in a movie. Oh, slut. Hor-tastic! This bitch is a slut. And it's a big thing.

It's like a pre-made old-fashioned in there. You have like one of those big water bottles, like a hamstered water bottle. You're trying to suck a smoothie that has too much banana in it. So it's taking like 10 minutes to get up the straw. It's not getting through the straw. The straw is very small. You look like a warhead.

The straw is trying so hard. Taking deep breaths. No, these are my cheekbones. Yeah. Yeah, I got. I got my Bucal fat removed. What's the deal with Bucle fat, man? I don't know, but some of these celebrities have been getting the Bucle fats out,

and I don't know if I... I thought that was a butt, a name for a butt. Yeah, I guess Bucle, I realized it's like mouth. It means mouth like Bouch, like French Bouch. Speaking of Bish. Do I look great like this? Patrick looks best. I think Patrick looks bad because I didn't notice that he,

He only has, like, a quarter-sized cheek. His cheek is lower than you think. Hmm. I didn't know that. What about me? You look cute. You actually look cute. You look like you're just sucking on a warhead. You look like, what's that skinny girl's name?

Bella Hadidt. No, the actress from... Aunt. Ania Taylor Joy. Opie and Anthony. Yeah, Anya Taylor Joy. Did you guys ever see that movie, The Menu? No.

That was the worst. That was the worst movie I ever seen in my life. The Minion, too. Yeah, I did not want a movie. I saw the trailers for that movie so many times I thought it looked so stupid I could not believe that people wanted to see that movie I thought that looked annoying

but you know what I did watch was all of the Babish videos about it I saw that I saw that Andrew Ray I heard that it ends with a cheeseburger respect to Babish Babish if you It ends with a cheeseburger

If you are hearing this We need you to come Next month for Christmas We need you to come here And make us a Christmas dinner No not a Christmas dinner We need to make the four-course meal of all of the recipes we created. I'm still on this.

You think Babish needs to do a pal-up episode? I think Babish needs to do a podcast about list episode with us. How come he's never done any shit like that? You can do venture bros, but you can't do pal, man. What has more cultural cachet? He did venture bros? Yeah. He also has it.

He made the food from venture. What food is from venture bros? Or maybe he didn't do that. Maybe somebody else did. Is there spaghetti and meatballs? There's a bunch of food on it. I don't remember there being food in that show at all. There's food.

I'm sure people, I mean, I'm sure people eat food, but I'm not imagining. Never mind. A different guy did the drinks from Venture Bros. Oh, I remember there. Yeah. There's tons of drinks in that, apparently. Did he do Fortnite?

Yeah, he's made a chug juice before. No, I want the shield mushroom, man. It's that guy, how to drink. You ever see him? No, no, no. I might have. He's like just a big, but kind of looks. I just watched.

I just watched. Korean videos with Julio called Giant Shrimp Mistaken as Lobster Oh yeah That's the only type of food video I'll watch a five hour video Basically every other day called the downfall SpongeBob When I was living

I just watch I watch yeah I watch either Most Incredible Shining Sparkly Pork Meat Ever sold on street Yeah And then I watch the history of every tool ever made by the human race I That sounds fun

My YouTube channel My YouTube channel is connected to the TV And my old roommate Neil would make fun of me all the time well he's not my old roommate he doesn't live with me anymore uh he would bring this up all the time to every single person that knows who i am that he opened up the youtube one day and there was a video that was pretty much almost all the way watched about the downfall of white castle and he told every single person that i know that i watched a fucking two hour video it is such a it is such a lifesaver to me that

my girlfriend's YouTube is logged into the TV so it's all vlogs when I turn it on and I don't have to be assaulted with the horrible things I'm choosing to watch. Mine is, uh, anytime my wife turns on the TV

to watch a video of a lady walking through a house, she always has to scroll by like 10 videos of guys playing blackjack. Yeah. And I, I go, sorry. Fuck you.

Yeah, just all the too lazy to try videos. Yeah, too lazy to try Kevin Hart wore a dress and he's in the Illuminati. Yeah. And I'm going, oh, I watch too many. I watch too many Eldon Ring PVP clips, and now my entire recommend front page on YouTube is just all videos of guys with beards.

And it's like, Eldon Ring Run, but it's epic. Eldon Ring Run, but with a meme character? Damn. Mine will be some of the smartest thing you've ever seen in your entire life, like something about Kierkegaard or Camus, that type of thing. Very kind of cool videos that are 11 minutes long, and then a four-hour video about Rocco's modern life. and these are kind of staggered because you have to listen you can have candy but you got to eat your yeah that's true is my vegetables is neanderthal videos my i guess there are vegetable videos am i just only and you like every once in a while you crave the vegetable video i think i'm only yeah

i guess my vegetable candy video i watch a vegetable video every once in my vegetable videos are right now i think yeah you're only watching i go in phases where i'll go full veggie i used i think i i think i basically I was over-served in candy in my young adult life, and I can't do it. I can't know more candy for you. No, yeah. I just to fall asleep to eating candy. I'm about half. I'm about half and half.

I try to fall asleep to the vegetables. I used to, I used to every night fall asleep to eating five hours of candy. It's not good for you. It'll make you a bad dream. So now I just try to, if I have some downtime, I'll eat some vegetables between three and four. Last night, and I've got better dreams if I, if the last video I watch is a vegetable versus a candy, Last night I watched a candy video before I went to bed.

And I had a dream that I was trapped in a million stack of pancakes. Whoa. Today, this morning I was woken up because my girlfriend was in bed next to me and she sneezed. And it startled me really bad when I woke up like I went and then I looked over at her and I don't remember this because I still mostly sleep, but I looked at her like this. I was really, really mad. I woke up twice last night. One was from the pancake thing.

But the first time I woke up was I was having a dream where I was fight. I was doing like kung fu or something. And a woman in a red ghee was coming at me, and I woke up doing that. I literally jumped out of bed doing this. And then I just had to, I ran, and I, before I even processed what I'd done, I was going to the bathroom to piss. I ran up with my hands cocked, lethal weapons, ready to kill. Damn.

I woke up like five times last night because the tickets for the new Godzilla movie went on sale during last night, but there was no time what they were going on sales. I thought they were going to be at midnight, and then they didn't. My body, I was like, I'm just going to set an alarm for like 6 a.m. and wake up and try to get them. But my body woke me up like every hour to check naturally. I had a natural clock with my body wanting to. Christmas vibe. Yeah. And then Pierce got them for me.

I still get Christmas sleep on Christmas. And I don't even get anything for Christmas. Yeah. I get Christmas sleep before, if I have anything to do the next day. If I have to go to the grocery store the next day, I have Christmas sleep. Christmas sleep is one of the worst sleeps you'll ever have in your life. Oh, absolutely. During Christmas, I wake up and I, I'll wake up 40 times on Christmas Eve night. And then I wake up and I get nothing. There's nothing to have.

But I just like the spirit of it so much that I love spirit. You know what I got for Christmas. It would be a good store. For Christmas two years ago, my aunt buys like all this shit. Your aunt's buy. My aunt buys all this shit in advance. So she doesn't really like vet anything. She doesn't ask my mom.

like oh would like so-and-so wear this and two years ago she got me this true religion V-neck that that's beast dude did I think I gave that to you no all right it was in the costume closet for sure it might have been it might have been destroyed in the flood no but it was like metallic

over print that is so sick and it was like two sizes too small it's like something that like the guys who wear who like give at the cologne samples at the mall would wear uh-huh you should wear it's dress like that dude i should maybe i should get those biker jeans my aunt phyllis was given away until the last couple years she was giving away just she bought a bunch of gift cards yeah a long time ago and then but just give them away because they lasted like three years or whatever and one time i did get an expired blockbuster gift card for christmas after blockbuster had it was like

the year that it just didn't exist anymore and she just nobody told her She was really upset when I was like My aunt got me the Game of Thrones Trivia game You got me something that doesn't exist Literally doesn't exist This money is just gone This is nothing

There is nothing It's just a piece of plastic Yeah My aunt got me the same aunt Got me the Game of Thrones Trivia cards Like Game of Thrones trivia game Why are we not playing that?

I've never watched it in my life I watched the first season I watched I think one season I read a bunch of that I read like two and a half the books and then I read the well watch the first season you have you have you'd be okay you'd be better at that game

than me I know I know some of the characters names denaris Targaryen y'all she what is that she's the queen she's basically the dragon queen okay she gets I know what's his name Aquaman fucks her fool fucked who's stool who's tool

I just made him up oh there's the guy with no penis there's a guy named theon he has no balls I guess see on oh yeah I remember that guy eunuch a eunuch a eunuch man there's a eunuch in it did they cut your balls and your dick off i don't know i think just your balls maybe what's dinka's name in the show dinka's name is dinka no dinka little dinka who's dinka peter dinka oh peter dinklage peter dinklerian tyrian tyrian lannister's and they're

fucking each other there's the lannisters the tartarians the starks the uh the monsters that's all i know Leo was telling me this story I forget who it was but he was saying that like I know whose story was it Jeremy Levex Oh okay And you're stealing it bro

No I'm yeah I guess I'm stealing it But it was it still makes me laugh so hard He was doing some like Improv show or something before a jazz band And then the jazz band Like no one liked the improv show And then the jazz band went up And was like

Get a load of those guys right And then like the crowd is like Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, like, was on his side. And he said, all right, I guess I should tell a joke now. Peter Dinka is the most famous midget of all time. That was the whole joke. Yeah. Yep.

Yeah, I mean, I'd be laughing if Jeremy told me that maybe. Yeah, Jeremy. That's your story. You got to apologize right now. I got to apologize. Can you punch in on me? Jeremy, it's your friend, Patrick. I told a third-hand story of yours.

You have like a sad song you can play? I'm trying to figure it out. Here, wait. I got a sad song. All right. Just start talking. I'll fade in the sad song. Hey, Jeremy.

It's your friend, Patrick. I am a little bit under the weather. There's a lot going on in my life right now that's making me a little bit fucked up. And I told the third-hand story of yours. and I told it wrong I apologize what are you doing at your life thing is not genuine

okay sorry sorry sorry can you start it over yeah yeah yeah okay hey Jeremy Levick from the Jeremy and Rajat's video series it's your friend Patrick Doran from podcast about list I told a third hand story

that our friend Leo Darth erogenous on Twitter told me and it wasn't my story at that was actually he can't be that of you now yep

all right Venus you ghosted we never talk about you again we didn't even want to talk about you on this show and you know what there's going to be a hit him up style track releasing soon with all three of us all three of us All three of us rapping about how fucking bunk you are.

What do we have dropping next on the next week of planets? Let's see. We got a painting. Mercury, Venus. A new painting from, from, what's my painting name? DJ Alamos. About Mars. About Mars.

We will have a Mars Planet Report as well. And what will we have also? We are going to have a collab of the century. Oh, maybe. Maybe an old. might stop by. Maybe an old musical friend of ours

and our new musical friend our new musical friend will be collaborating with our old musical friend from our American Idol episode. So be on the lookout for that and be on the lookout for me in Chicago tomorrow.

And guys, November 17th the biggest show ever guys. November 17th, Los Angeles 30 minutes of me doing stand-up, 30 minutes of my friend. guess five is that going to be filmed for TV I think we're going to film it on TV and put it on Netflix you all

it's going to be filmed for Netflix on TV maybe I'll cut it down to the four best minutes and put out a four minute comedy special y'all that's not a bad idea I got bad news what's that what's the bad news we have a special goal

wait okay we have a change dot org petition I didn't even realize we did this I forgot that we forgot about this too 21 signatures. We need four more signatures. For guys, let's not leave the galaxy. Basically try to get, we're trying to make it known that we don't want to leave the galaxy, y'all. With space travel advancing

at a, what's that sound? Jupio, stop squeaking Jubio. You're playing with your toy. Stop playing with your toy. With space travel advancing at a rapid rate, it seems as though civilian space travel to outer space is a thing

of the past, and will soon be in the age of outer galaxy travels. With some of our brightest minds, Elon Musk's, Dave Chappelle, Mark Zuckerberg I think this is a good idea Visual storytellers EA, Ubisoft, Nintendo have already been warning us for decades

that this might be a really bad idea. That's why we as podcast about list invite you all, want to invite you all the world to let our global representatives know that we feel like we shouldn't leave our galaxy for the sake of not signaling our position and invite cosmic horrors and space

bandits into our home. Please guys, let's not leave the galaxy And then this is a Mass Effect 2. Your contact lenses just arrived. 1,800 contacts. They can't have my brand. I have special eyes. Look with your special eyes.

My brand. Wow. A source filmmaker video. And Abraham Stewart says it's too scary. Stephen Washington, I like this galaxy. It's fine. Why do we need another galaxy? No, he said, what, oh, we neef, another one for anyway?

Exactly. That's what I've been saying. We don't want oaves and duffuses. signing our thing, it kind of dilutes our reasons. View all reasons. Go down. How many supporters do we have right now? 21. 21 supporters. 21 can you do something for me?

Can you send this petition to four friends? Can you do this for me? Everybody text this petition to everybody in your contact or you'll be cursed by a planet curse. Send out a blast. Unless you want to get dead spaced, man. An email blast or something. And tell them to check out the five weeks of planets.

Ask people if they know about the five weeks. Here's a script you can use for telling people the five weeks of planets that I've already been using with some of my friends. Hello? You say, hey, have you heard about the five weeks of planets? They say, if they say no, you know what you say? You will soon. Oh, and if they say yes.

That's it. Oh, that's it. Okay. If they say yes, yeah, cool. Me too. All right. I've heard of it. All right.

I'll see you later. We need to go up to space, come back, become the thoughtful three. Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. The thankful three. What would your powers be in? thankful three well i'd be mr thankful oh okay and i would be a stretching ability

no man you can't you can't have stretching what the hell would i be there new power yeah okay i would have acrobatic powers okay that's pretty good and i would be mr thankful could i should be have laser beams yeah from where my hands my fingers 10 laser beams who that's too many 10 fingers that's too many mr 10 fingers mr 10 fingers the fingerer Fingerer is good. Okay, I'll just shoot, too, from... Okay, the fingerer. You do this.

Yeah, just... Yeah, you're the finger. Yeah, yeah. And I do this and it shoots it out of my ring finger. Oh, okay. Or it's lightning bolts. Yeah, and it's the shocker. The shocker's a real guy.

Oh, shit, you're right. So the fingerer, he's real. I would have, like the, like the human torch, I would have water powers and I would be the human drop. And that would be... The human drop. The human drop. And I would turn into water.

I'd be a water guy. I'd be the human drop. I'd be a water guy. I'd be the human drop and the fingers. That's my whole power. Basically, my power is that I give people cups of water. Who's a super villain in that world? Okay, so Dr. Doom comes up, right?

Mr. Thankful, I'm acrobatic. So I do a bunch of backflips to distract him. And then I finger him to death. You finger him to death. And the human drop gets him wet. wet him. I just, I put a puddle. You get him wet, you figure him, and I amaze.