Podcast About List - UNLOCKED Premium #273 - The Year of Dazzling has begun

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

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You didn't give us any type of You didn't give us any time at all. You didn't let us check the levels. Second of all, you received a haircut. Unauthorized haircut. We've talked about this before. You cannot have an unauthorized. You're not going to show yourself on screen at all.

I'm not a guest. You are not a guest. You're a part of us. You're a family member. And can we just describe this haircut? So, maybe your most Hitlerian haircut Yeah, it's interesting

Ever gotten What if you were got a Hitler style fame? Did you ask specifically for the H? The big H? It just happens to me, okay? You got the HGY. I mean, there's one constant in all of these

In this equation, it's you. It is you. I don't think that there's a random barbershop in Mexico Or are you going at the same Hitler barber over and over. It's pretty cheap. Of course it's cheap.

He is stone toss, man. Oh, you think he's secretly stone tossed? Do you remember when the pictures of a stone toss leaked? No, can I look at this right now? Look up his real face. Look up stone toss, Doc's face. Is he a fucking Ogo? No, he just looks like Julio.

This is really weird, by the way. I'm not... He does look like him. Dude, he looks exactly like Julio. It's fucking crazy. Wow. that is so fucking awesome he looks like

yeah he looks like he could be like Julio's cousin for sure I'm not saying okay definitely not you don't look like him but you look like a cousin of him

you look relatable okay can you guys be nice to me now yeah what's nicer than comparing you to this guy we're comparing you to a celebrity dude well I just want to say you started off the rudeness by starting the episode very quickly

with a very short actually yeah tell us anything I didn't even get to say that I give this six green grapefruits. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is the wrong show. Do you want to just be the guest, bro? Okay.

I don't think he wants to. Oh, he does. He doesn't want to. Okay. He hates this show so much, bro. Oh, yeah. I mean, you can tell you, because he went out and got a haircut without even mentioning it. He's literally, and he's trying to get us shut down.

He's trying to get a thread on Twitter that's like, did you know, the producer for podcasts about Liz looks exactly like Hitler you're going to get us in trouble for that. Wait, what? You know, they say I'm going to say that, you know, they say it's you didn't ask for permission to get this haircut and they say that it's easier to ask

for forgiveness than permission, but in that case, I would at least like to hear you asking for forgiveness. I mean, you haven't done even that. They also say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. They do say that. It was just a bad this is a bad person to be imitating. Yeah. I just think

it's a kind of culture thing, you know? I'm punk. You're being punk? You're punk? You are a punk. Yeah. I'm a punk rocker. That's the type of punk you are.

That is one of my favorite punk bands. Yeah. Vampire weekend. Oh, I'd never heard any of that music. We should start a damn band called Werewolf Week Day and do the opposite day. What would be the, I don't even know the normal sit style. The opposite style of music would probably be a bunch of beeps. Yeah.

Cloud clangings. So wait. Can I guess based on that description of the opposite what the actual Vampire Weekend song sounds like? You've never heard any... Oh, he got a hat on, man. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, Julio.

And do they have a mega-famous one? Is this one of those things where they have made a song that I've heard multiple mega-famous ones? I guess I don't know which is their mega-famous ones, but I would say they have... Their sound is pretty, pretty identifiable. They have da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. And then they have...

The chicken dance. They have that one. Then they have You and your cousins and me and my cousins. That one? No, I like the lyrics though. The lyrics are amazing.

I do fuck with the lyrics. Lyrics are interesting. What's the one where he just goes? Peter Gabriel. I don't know. I don't know much about a vampire weekend at all. Yeah. I just simply heard their music.

I'm a brand new person. No, that's them in Paula. Oh, shit. No, they're like... Vampire Weekend is just completely cringe. Vampire Weekend isn't that cringe. Vampire Weekend, I feel like, is very of its time. Yeah, I definitely say of its time. It would be pretty surprising to hear a song that sounded like that on the radio now.

Do you guys remember two-door cinema club? Yeah. Why was that so massive back in the way? I never heard of them until the nostalgia shit started popping up for them. And I was like, man, this isn't that... Bro, me and Caleb were first wave. We were in the fan group together. Yeah.

Yeah, we were in the Tudor Cinema Facebook Club. We listened to all the remixes and shit. By the way. No one can't talk. That was me and Cameron driving down the fucking street. The do-dood-do do-do song. What, Nardwar? Do-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo.

Yeah, the do-doodoo-lute song? Yeah. I love that song. By the way, I've become... I hate that song because it means it's over. I'm becoming goth again at 27. I've been talking about this. Hey, bro.

I told Cameron before we started recording. I've been listening to stuff about the cure. I've been listening to the history of the cure. Stuff like that is got as fuck, bro. Yeah, I remember when I was got. X-Mal-Dutchland. Have you heard of this? I remember when I was got.

Germany? What did you say? It's called Ex-Mal-Deutchland? Yeah, I remember when I was God. All the songs are in German, and I got really nervous that I was listening to, like, a Nazi punk band or Nazi-Gothia. Yeah, Julio, hold on. He started a second.

He started a-old. You translated it. You jumped in to finish the fight. You said, I will, will hold your memory. Is that what that means? I hold your heritage in my heart. Ex-Maldeutsche-Land?

I just made it up. No, you didn't. You knew exactly what it meant. Oh, it's pronounced. You know what it was. I don't know what that means. I don't know anything about it. Yeah, I also didn't hear a difference in the two things you said.

I said X-Mall and X-Mall. Yeah, that just. Yeah, it's small. Your knowledge of pronouncing that phrase. Yeah. Yeah. I guess so. A little last knowledge.

Let's do some yes for a couple minutes. Yeah. Yeah. I fucking love Zoom I love this stuff man I fuck with this So listen Pat The problem is when you come into an episode

And Julio wasn't here for this But I was goth maybe four years ago I was goth Probably 10 years ago now Okay let's point to Okay so what episode did we do 10 years ago Where you talked about being goth Because I don't remember doing that one

It's nothing about 10 years ago Or we didn't do an episode 10 years ago. That is a strange way to respond. You did do an episode. Very strange way to respond, but go ahead. It has nothing to do with 10, or 7. You just said it again.

You started again. When, hold on, I'm a little bit confused and flustered. Yes, because I confused you. You did. You did this on purpose. Yeah, dazzle ball, bro. You just got to spin the round. No, I was a spin doctor.

I was a got a goth. I was a goth. I was a goth. I was a goth. I was a goth teenager and I've been getting back into it. Being a teen, teenagers? Being a goth,

being a goth adult. I was goth at 17 and now that I'm 27, I figured this is the perfect time to get back into it. Yeah. He says as he wears a bright orange beanie, one of the brightest color beanies you can order. This is actually the color of death. The music is the lamest part about being a goth.

This is how I know you're not. It's the best part about it. This is how I know. The part about it is the nerd instead of a goth. The music is the best part about it. Then you're not goth. If that's honestly what you believe, you're not goth. You're a music fan.

I think I just like the music. I called you up for wearing an orange thing. You had the easiest layup. It's a pumpkin. That is so goth. Also, can I just say that I'm a huge fan of goth music. You can see I'm even wearing my death grip shirt right now. So I know a thing or two about goth topics.

And I'll say, I don't like that it has swearing on it. I don't like that it has swearing on it. The cure is literally fixed disease. is, by the way. The cure is not. Oh, that's a good. What's goth about a cure? A cure is literally so anti-Goth.

The disease would be the goth band. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. What's their song? Friday, I'm in love. What about every day I'm in sadness? Wait, that's them?

Yeah. That is not goth at all. Oh, the one that I was listening to yesterday. You know that band Dead or Alive? You Spin Me Right Round. That's a game. You spin me right round. They started out as a gothic band

So it seems like Huluio started the episode Julio started the episode like this and now I'm like I'm off my rhythm This is all Julio's fault You're the one This is Julio's fault that I'm being a fucking herb No no, no Julio keep the camera

This is Julio's fault that I'm being a herb You are not being a herb You're being a fake goth I wish that you would just drop the act Say that you like two bands Not that it defines Who you are. It's a lot of bands.

You like two bands. Name one of the band, bitch. There's a, was Skeletal Family? This is a new one I'm learning about. What do you think about? Is those the ones who did this is Halloween? No, but it sounds like it shouldn't be. That is one of the most Godth band ever.

That's got to be the number one God's song. That is Halloween. Oh, God, man. You know what the other one? Halloween. The one I'm really into right now. Halloween. I love.

I'm looking at my, I'm looking at my playlist here. spooky scary skeletons. I've been listening to that one every single day. That's like making fun of gothness. I don't like that one. There's a band called, it's called the Birthday Party. And they have a song called Mr. Clarinet.

What the fuck are you talking about Squidward? It seems like Goth is not very gothic. You talk about Squidward real quick? But you think that's a goth song because it's really not. I think that's on your goth playlist. It's definitely, it's definitely dark. Shout out Mr. Birthday. There is a playlist that I've just found

called goth playlist for baby bats If we want to have If I want to convert you guys into some baby bats Here is all the goth music ever made Okay Lay it on me This is Halloween number one I can become a real goth like you

Rockabai baby Because the cradle falls at the end Yes Oh that honestly That is every cure song Rockabai baby Is every cure song Pretty much

The lyrical content of that song is pretty much every cure song. Here's another got song. Pop goes the weasel once you actually know what it's about. Yeah. That's about the explosion of the weasel. Yep. Hollywood Undead. Yes. God. Yes.

Hugely, Goff. Blink 182 when they did, I miss you. Adam's song, Blink 1182. That is goth. Not I miss you. ACDC. Yeah, ACDC for sure. You can park, but just the just, just, just,

Minutes to midnight. Just like, not even the music, what happened. Yeah. That is God. Very, very goth. The music is not goth. Here's two that I just found from the baby. With 24.

With 24. Sutherland. Yeah, Keeper Sutherland, the show. So much goth shit happens in that show. House MD? Because it takes place in real time. House M.D. is goth. House M.D.

Well, no. He has a depressed outlook on life. He's emo. He's not emo. He's the opposite of him. He's a junkie. Yeah. He's a junkie.

that's like way more rock than it is god yeah i guess he's classic rock he's classic rock yeah what else is goth stuff god yeah i'm trying to think i mean you want to talk about you want to learn from the gossaric park Jurassic park is got dinosaurs in the kitchen okay yes in the kitchen uh when Jurassic park before the dinosaurs get there is very got very got i would say when the monk if you're talking about a procedural tv show sam neil was being like and then the velociraptor would slice your belly open to that little kid That's goth this fuck. And what Newman says, nobody cares, nobody cares.

Newman. Newman is so goth. Newman is crazy fucking God. Wayne Knight, that's a goth actor. Listen to that name, Wayne Knight. Because what does that remind you, you have a rainy night? A wainy night. A wainy-ass night with Wayne falling everywhere.

And making you more goth with every drop. Jason Alexander. Stop adding. That's pretty much it, man. That's all this stuff? That is gothism. We pretty much, it's Jurassic Park. It's Jurassic Park.

What else do we say? Lincoln Park. Who else is in this? ACTC. Wayne night, way night, obviously. Yeah, we got to say, I mean, you've got to give big up. And this is Halloween and Rocco Bay Baby. This is Halloween and Rockgoa Baby and Pop Goes Oweeo once you know the hidden backstory. So when.

Most things were the hidden backstory. Sorry, sorry, not Pop Goes Oweezo. Ring around the Rosie. No, Pop Gras. Ring around the rosy is. Ring around the rosy is. Ring around the rosy is just about some flowers. How's that goth? Bro, time to blow your mind.

We're about to teach you a secret meeting. My helmet? Yeah. That's a backwards cat. Your brain will be flying out of that. That is goth. Yeah, I guess that because it's... It kind of inverts the normality of societies.

Inverts the expectation of a hat. Yeah. Can you show me the front of it? Expected hat versus reality hat. Okay. That's not. Did you expect something to happen to it? No, I get turned.

Turning around is not goth. Yes, it is. Turning around and letting them see it. No, but when you're in a grave, you're like this. Yeah, but goth people are not in the grave yet. A weezer? They're celebrating the grave. Weezer is goth.

Weezer is very goth. The red album. Yeah. Because of all the red is like. The red. Jay-Z, the black album. Uh-huh. Pork and beans by Weezer, that's goth.

Yeah, that's very goth. I am the greatest man who ever lived. Yeah. Hash pipe. Uh-huh. Goth. Most weasers songs are goth except for Island and the sun.

Island and the sun is not I was just about to say. When they say hip, hip, that's goth. But the rest of the lyrics aren't. Can you be? Because you're thinking about a hip bone. Oh, yeah. We're talking about skeletal bones.

Yeah. Do you think, what is the opposite of gothism? The in-betweeners is goth, sorry. Cheerleaders? Cheerleaders? That's what I was thinking is it's cheers. Pops, grandpas. Grandpas are, no, because grandpas are close to death.

Yeah, Papa, I would say. say oh you know it's really goth is hanging out with a bunch of old people yeah yeah and they get all dusty and they're getting all confused and they're forgetting about their past men's warehouse men's warehouse is not goth it's not there's old people there no

wax fruit is goth this fuck yeah years of war is very god very fucking god what else is crazy god they use a chainsaw Ross dress for less Ross dress for less because of the amount only because of the amount of old people there do they have black socks

Oh, they have black stuff, gosh. Mexicans are got goth. Bikini bottom, but like not the part of it they show on the show. That's probably the part of the person who lives there would be familiar with. The salty. Yes. Salty spittoon. Spatoon.

Salt is pepper. Salty spittoon. The salt is pepper. No, pepper is goth. You would think pepper would be the only goth one, but salt is too because it dries stuff out. Wow. I'm just thinking about mummies and yes, salt is important in mumification. Mummies are the gothest thing ever.

Mommies are goth. Mammies, scarecrows are goth. Mothers as well, which is funny. You don't usually see that. Both pros and scarecrows. They're usually not united. Dukyhouser and D. Doctors.

Oh, wait. Dr. Kavorkian. Dr. Kvorkian is goth. Abortion is. That's easy. Mm-hmm. Very goth. Abortion is goth.

White people. White people are. Not like, not Caucasians, but like people that are white. What is that mean? Yeah, what's that? What is that? Like people that, albino is the word I'm looking for.

White people. Okay, yeah. Michael Jackson was got secretly. What a burger? You ever hear people talk about like how Michael Jackson had a secret goth voice? Yeah, it is. Yeah, he had a secret goth voice. I heard it on the Howard Stern show.

He didn't actually sound like this. I have a secret goth voice as well. Mm-hmm. You do? Yeah. That's scaring me. That's more of a tiger. Wait, the... Tigers aren't gossels.

Oh, my God. Well, that could be either one, though. That's a tough... I live in the jungle. Oh, that's a tiger. Yeah, that's a holy tiger. Oh, okay. I guess it is Jurassic.

They did have tigers. That's a goth from the Jurassic Park subculture. Yeah. You know, they have cybergots who like the Matrix. Yeah. have Jurassic gotts. What about a whole load of Jurassic gotts or loitering outside of the gas station? What about the, what about the Statue of Liberties?

The Statue of Liberty? Okay. Black loincloths. Here's the argument for the Statue of Liberty. The Statue of Liberty is green because of oxidization. Goth is a date, though. But the spikes are goth as fuck as well. That's God.

Normally something green wouldn't be goth. Because it looks like a triceratops from Jurassic Park. Well, I think some green things would be. Okay, name one green goth thing. Frankenstein? Wow. A goblin who is green, not from... A goblin who is Frankenstein?

And a Frankenstein goblin. Green might be just as goth as black is. Green is the most... It's more goth than black because green... Camouflage is also green and not being able to see something as goth. Let's differentiate the colors right now. He's one of the most goth characters in popular culture. Absolutely.

His purple shorts are almost black. His anger takes up over. They're nearly black shorts. If I was got in him, that would be the only change that I would make. His hair is jet black. It's like a jet. Oh, Jets. Jumbo Jets.

Jets. Jumbo Jets. But not planes, no, no, no, no. Like Top Gun. Because they're just plain. They're normal. In Top Gun, Mavrick, when he's in that black plane and he's going fast and the entire world looks black to him.

Yep. Is that why it's told Jet Black? Where does Jet Black come from? the blackness of jet is it is it is it is it is it is it is it a stone is it a type of stone is a stone is it speaking of planes there's a new plane crash just now i know there was just another one in philadelphia but this one was a small plane at a private airport it doesn't these people who have passed away aren't as important what's the what's the deal with this new i know you definitely were paying attention to this what is this new like how does this new plane crash

relate to DEI and is the plane crash also Is it gossed? Are you talking to me? It actually was caused by the helicopter. Okay. Our helicopter's got.

What kind of hawk was it? Oh my God. I never even considered this. It's completely got off. So let's get it. It said you know what? Honestly, fuck your runway procedures.

I'm not normal. Plade crashes? Yes, no. They're bad. Don't do it. I'm not a bum. It's obviously bad. Yeah, I'm not a fan of those.

It's putting us in a tough situation. Wait, hold on. Yeah, I don't want to joke about it. It's really quite horrible. It's really horrible. Obviously, it's horrible. Yeah, it's deeply horrible. I would go.

I would not even stop it horrible. No, yeah, deeply horrible. If you wanted to add another deeply there, that'd be fine. The problem would add as many as I have. When you're tasked with the idea of deciding if something is goth, that is kind of It's a curse. It's, you kind of end up, the things that are horrible are the most goth things, unfortunately. Stubbing your toe.

This is something that gothologists have struggled with. Yeah, is that they're having to certify events as goth. I remember back in the day in ancient Egypt, they had a couple of Goths that were sitting around, and they had to, and they were goth. Yeah. I mean, even the great earthquake of Lisbon. people were arguing whether it was goth or not they said really this is in poor taste but you got to figure it out

the problem is it's got it's like and when is it too soon to deem an event goth it's the thing is realistically that's the most goth thing you can do yeah is jump it's cause a mass casualty event

well no not cause one but but say okay it's goth be nonchalant be nonchalance is goth yes absolutely that's what makes us three goth. Is Donald Trump goth? Donald Trump is unfortunately he's like a

pumpkin. Like a pumpkin which is goth so he is in some bizarre he looks like a gothic object. Yeah. Which would be a pumpkin which is kind of the goth symbol. Yeah. The goth flag

is a black square with a pumpkin on it. Yeah I would say that Donald Trump has to be goth. it likely is but again this stuff it requires deep research and it's stuff that we don't necessarily

have access to the information I mean to the unsealed files about Donald Trump that would help us to They don't have that on J-Store You know why can't I FOIA request Like you know how Obama used to put out his playlist at the end of every year

How can we can't FOIA request a Donald Trump playlist? We should Yeah I was good we should be able to We should be able to FOIA request a playlist from everybody in anybody in government should That should be part of being in the U.S. government is you have to, let's do it, and you can't have time to prepare it.

You get the request across your desk. You know, it's automated. It instantly screen shots. The last thing you're most recently played. Yeah, yeah. How hard is it to get a FOIA request? It's easy. You just send a thing online, yeah.

All right, let's write it up right now. Let's draft one. All right, who's taste do we want to investigate? That's a good question. Not AOC. Yeah, who are we so interested in. AOC already know that it's a podcast. We already, yeah.

I mean, I guess Trump, but... They're not going to give it to us. They're not going to give it. It's got to be... Yeah, it's got to aim really low. Somebody big enough, but little enough in the government that it's like... Let's go Rokana. Who's that?

San Francisco Congressman. Okay. That might be shooting too high. I think we got to go to a state like Nebraska or like... Oh, what about that lady that just grilled RFK? Nancy Mace. Oh, yeah. Who's that?

I don't know. You just said her name and said, who's that? No, Nancy Mace, the lady that keeps going into the bathroom. You guys know her from the bathroom, Nancy Mace? The woman who keeps going into the bathroom? Yeah, I don't think she loves the bathroom. Somebody in my personal life, I don't think I know. Yeah.

She looks like Marnie from girls. I'm quite interested in this character. If she was Republican. If she was Republican? Nancy Mace, I'm looking here, is a politician. Yeah, Republican Marnie is what she looks like. Republican Marnie, that's an oxymoron. Yeah, yeah.

Any girls think of them have to agree. Her actions are very Republican. She's seriously at Republican energy. Yeah, who is this? Let's just look at senators. Let's just look at senators. Let's just look up the least popular senator. How about Tammy Baldwin?

That sounds good. Yeah, that's a good call, I think. Oh, wait, okay, so Wyoming is the least populated state. So maybe we ask somebody from... I'm looking to Tammy Baldwin. She's 62 years old. She's born in Madison, Wisconsin. She's senator since 2013.

Yeah. From Wisconsin. I say we go for it. Let's make her get... Make one of her, like, AIDS tell her that she got a Freedom of Information Act request. And it's to... get the last 30 songs. Let's see.

Start a request with a specific agency. I got this up here. It has to be, I don't think the last 30 songs, I think it has to be a personal playlist. Can I type in Tammy? No, she used to the in loop. What does it call?

The, on repeat. She got to say it's on repeat. Her Spotify on repeat. Well, they have every one, every service like that has a version of that playlist. That's true. How do, okay,

this is actually maybe difficult because they have it. It's mostly, it's different departments. you have to, like, I don't think you can pick a person. So we could ask, maybe, like, for example, we could FOIA request from the Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board. Let's just do that. Let's just do that. But what is, is Tammy Baldwin on?

Tammy Baldwin. I don't see. That's what I don't know. It's hard to tell. I'm going to look it up. Yeah. Tammy Baldwin is on I'm going to, I'm going to Control F committee. Start FOIA request. She's on the criminal justice committee, the education committee where she's the chair and the Constitutional Law and Corrections. Education Committee. There we go. And ask her, but this isn't the Department of Education?

No. No, this isn't going to come up, I don't think. This is just a committee. I don't know if we can get a FOIA from a committee. I'm going for the chemical safety and hazard investigation. We'll do that. We'll do that. And say a playlist of everyone in the department's favorite song.

Everybody picks one song. It's a time capsule. We should request me, foyer requests a time capsule. Everybody put one thing in it And we'll open it in two weeks It'll be in two weeks When we get it Okay, if we

When you put this information in You have to put it in all correctly Or under penalty of perjury Just just perjury It's okay Just perjure yourself I'm not gonna perjure myself Why bro? What is perjury like

Perjury is legal lying It's lying What's lying about asking a playlist. No, I'm saying I just have to put him all my information. He's saying if he spells his name wrong or something. Oh, oh. I just put it on my address and my all this crap.

Why? You can use mine. They have to send you a response. I've already sent a FOIA request before. I tried to see a picture of the one trillion dollar coin. Are they going to mail the response to me? Probably put it in my organization. Use the podcast email.

They send you an email and, uh, if I remember correctly, am I part of? Solum the Frog Enterprise LLC. they send you an email that says we don't know what you're talking about but that they'll send it the phone number do you think they'll just be like bored at the office and you send it like right now i wonder if i even i mean what do they what do they really have going on yeah depending on where you live or maybe i don't even have to put in all this stuff let's say all right here i'll just type in my request first and we'll fill out the rest okay request okay maybe here you know what let's look up the name of the person in charge of this

department yeah what is it again The U.S. Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board. Agency executive is Steve Owens, the chairman. Steve Owens is 69 years old from Memphis, Tennessee. Type A-T-T-N colon Steve Owens. He could be into some Memphis, maybe some Memphis hip-hop. That would be really amazing. Oh, we could ask if he knows about the sigil mixtapes.

Tension, Steve Owens. We are looking for a snapshot of your music taste. The American public is requesting a snapshot of the musical taste. The American public is, what do you say, requesting? Yeah, requesting. Requesting is, say that as many times as you can. No, I don't know. I would say demanding.

It's eager to know. an answer to the question to learn. Say request as many times as you can. We are requesting. The American public requests the pleasure of music. Dude, that's good. You cannot request the pleasure.

The pleasure, period. The American people request pleasure. The American people request pleasure. End sentence. We would love to see. We would love to see your We would love to see a snapshot of your music taste.

Please reply with your Spotify on repeat playlist showing your most listened songs. If you do not have Spotify, please. reveal yourself a list of songs you have listened to while in office that's how we seal it as being a FOIA

level and this field is a maximum length of 10,000 characters so we could go on and on whoa PS here's mine and now let's and then just we paste send you're on

we send our own Well, there is a section for additional information where you can upload a document. We could upload one of our Spotify. And then we'll show, I'll send a picture of my, I'll go to on repeat. The amount of money you're willing to pay in fees, if any.

Zero. Zero dollars in fees. Zero dollars. We should not have to pay to have our representatives music taste be known. How much is Spotify per month? $14. No,

way it's that much now. It's pretty expensive. I'm still on the family plan though. You're on the family plan? That's fire. Oh, yeah. Can we start a family plan for every service? I'm down.

That's not a bad idea. That is a good idea. Should we get all on the same phone plan? I was thinking about this. Would that be cute, you think? Not too long ago. I had my, my, uh, I just send my mom money for my phone plan in it. she didn't pay the other day

and I went a whole day without telephone service you believe that. Damn, that's fucked up. That's crazy. It's horrifying, bro. It was like the first day

I was in L.A. Dude, I saw something amazing. You need to look at your phone there. You're in your car all the time. Well, I was trying to get to, I was trying to get around. I couldn't even access the Google Maps.

Dude, I saw, I am getting really excited because there's a new series coming out that I saw an ad for that is called, called Bully Bread, and it is an I-Sky TV original series. Bread spelled how?

B-R-E-A-D. Okay. Okay, I've sent our FOIA request, by the way. Nice. It's just gone through. It's an American documentary-style television series that is on, sorry, the I-Star video streaming platform that explores the economics production and impact of the global phenomenon behind American bully breeding.

Oh, it's about the dogs. I thought it was about bread. This was on, I took a long time. This was on a building, like it was an advertisement on a building that had a bunch of board apes painted all over at the city. The show is called bully bread? Bully bread, like breeding the bullies, the American bullies. Why do they make it sound like it's about bread? Well, that's a really good point.

You know what? They have a contactist page. Is that even a phrase bully bread? I was going to ask him if there's any like new brand of American bully that's just like a puddle. But I will ask them if they have a chat function on here.

Yeah. What is his favorite song? What's your own repeat? What is the CEO of your company? Pleasure. Pleasure. I did put that in the request. The American people demand pleasure. We do.

I mean, there's that, ain't nothing wrong with that. It's not a lot of, though, to say. I mean, I like pleasure. It's okay. Pleasure is number one. I don't like that. I mean, name one thing that's better, truly.

Malaise. You are so goth. Thank you. It just comes through in every opinion you have. Did I just say that? Depressing and anxiety. Depressing. Anxiety is not God.

Depressing anxiety. Depressing anxiety. Anxiety is hardcore. Well, but what if my anxiety has to do with the fact that I'm surrounded by skeletons and pumpkins all the time? Then you would be happy. Yeah, you just completely. No, because Goss can't be happy. It wouldn't be, you wouldn't be anxious, though.

Yeah, you really, you kind of. What if I'm anxious about the fact that those are both very fragile things? Let me tell you, those colors weren't black and orange. Black and orange, black and orange. That's a goth song. Let's do a goth remix. All right. Yeah, I'm fucking dead.

black and orange black and orange black and orange black and orange everything I do you know I'm dead I'm fucking dead black and orange black and orange black and orange see me outside and a fucking pumpkin going black and orange job a fucking pumpkin the push to start pumpkin that's Cinderella yeah push to start pumpkin well when you think about it because of the pumpkin yeah don't crucify me over this but that is an object of extreme gothness that has been slipped into a Disney

product. It's exactly. It's one of those subliminal messaging like when they put sex into the movie. Yeah. Definitely they had a couple of goss working on that shit.

Let's put a pumpkin. Let's make the car a pumpkin. It'll be a fucking pumpkin. And let's make the friend's mice. Yeah. And let's make the slipper glass. They are the ones who wrote it. It's a,

it was originally a completely normal story. but the people who made it were a bunch of weirdos and they were sneaking in subliminal messages about princes and about sisters and about... Well, they had a prince who wrote on it. They had sisters who wrote on it and then they had some goths

that were in their drawing, the gotth drawings of the pumpkin car. And the princes don't care. They got princely stuff to do. Originally, the movie was supposed to just be a blank white screen for 90 minutes. And then they ended up actually hiring people to write and animate.

Right. And they kind of snuck in under the radar, a story, imagery voice acting credits at the end you guys should have seen Disney Walt Disney was so pissed off we were there he was like God damn it I want to just a blank white screen for an hour and a half this was supposed to be the white movie guess what we snuck in a story and songs and characters I hate characters it's supposed to be our one movie without characters we do so I wanted one just what happened with every But, you know, as you know, Walt Disney, he liked it white, if you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, and they snuck in over... Every single one of his movies was supposed to be plain white. They snuck in... No one was supposed to be called... That was the first one. You can see the remnants of it. It was supposed to be called plain white. Plain white.

They had people sneaking over 30,000 frames of characters in that movie. Yeah. It's insane that we didn't even notice it. As if that wasn't enough, they literally brought people into the studio to blabber on over the footage. And it's like, you don't even realize it when you're a kid how much adult stuff like characters is being slipped into movies. Yeah, 100%. That's why none of the dialogue really makes that much sense

because it's just people in there talking. They're not talking about the-the-stand-the-story-in-plugged to smuggle in a reference to cases for the VHS tapes. Really? Yeah, the tapes were supposed to not even have casing. It was simply supposed to be magnetic, just a long string of magnetic tape you could just look at and it was white. You would buy it by the foot.

Yeah. And it turns out that they ended up actually, there was some secret guys who liked packaging that were involved with the- They turned them into cassettes. Distribution of it. And then put clamshell cases around them. And then that basically invented like movies. Yeah.

Well, originally movies were just supposed to be nothing. They weren't supposed to exist. Movies were supposed to be literally nothing. They literally weren't supposed to be around. You were supposed to just go and just do nothing. A twisted guy. He snuck in all this, again, this imagery, audio, audio, artisticness.

And then he snuck in his friend who played piano. And that was he originally, he snuck in an entire world frame of his friend playing piano in the real world into the theater. And he would play along. What's funny, too, is I feel like it really mirrors to like just like a lot of stuff in religion. Like, I don't know if you guys knew this, but originally there wasn't anything. and then there's one fucked up guy named God he snuck in all these references to sex and drugs and murder and aliens

and God knows what else in a way it was also the movie thing the invention of movies was also an homage to the invention of music where people used to say like you want to hear something and then they'd say no and they'd just kind of sit there yeah there used to be people who would perform by just standing on stage completely silent And it wasn't until a guy got the idea to kind of hide a joke just for the parents

into the nothing. Yes, and the joke was music. They were like, how funny would it be? Would it be if we say, let's listen to nothing and then something plays? Yeah, like that is actually funny. That is actually. That's how music was invented. And then that was kind of, it's funny because that's like an homage to the creation of food.

Yeah, food was originally not supposed to exist. Food was originally just nothing. and then Some fucked up guy Like snuck in ingredients Something that only Kind of only adults would understand Dinner you're nothing

You're eating the food and you're like This isn't anything This is literally nothing I'm just eating nothing I'm eating nothing And then as an adult you realize Oh my God As a kid I never got the ingredients

I never know It was ingredients in that Yeah It's pretty crazy And what about another thing Another one Yeah so like what came before food You have to

You guys Yeah Drinks but drinks But drinks Or drinks yeah Dr drinks yeah Drinks yeah Drinks is before the food

Always No they used to just have ice Ice was actually snuck in Ice was something That somebody snuck in for the parents They snuck in to cups And then after that liquid was born And I didn't even know

I noticed growing up that ice had been snuck into the cups. Yeah. And then I realized like, oh, that was for the parents. Yeah. Ice was for the parents, but then then juice was like some little, some little kid shit that no one really cared about. Yeah, but the ice was like, it was like my dad is watching it and he's enjoying different parts of the drink than I am. He's enjoying the ice. You've got all these fucking man children who are still obsessed with juice when they should be enjoying just the ice.

Yeah, exactly. It is kind of annoying. it's so fucking annoying it's like dude did you not realize that there's parts in this that are made for you as an adult and it's the ice right it's the ice juices for kids but honestly honestly in the same in the same kind of vein i do hate when like somebody is is is an adult and is just obsessed with the with drinks without ice yeah that's just like their whole life and it's like dude yeah dude come on grow up i i mean on the other hand i hate when people are like super elitist about ice.

People are saying that ice is reddit now. Ice is Ben read it. I disagree. I mean, actually, to be completely honest, I will never spring for the ice in a drink.

I don't get ice in my drinks. Because it's Reddit. It's not because it's Reddit. It's because it makes drinks too cold. Yeah, coldness is reddit. Coldness. Things that are too cold is too much when it's too cold.

Or if it's over the line, like I guess when it's a little cold, I'm like, this is just a little cold but when there's enough ice to put it over the line of too cold that to me is too cold real shit it's cold it's overly cold when something's too cold

I feel like it's almost again it's like over the line into being very cold or like being freezing too cold almost like I guess I don't know the right word but like it's just like it's too much like the coldness is too much it's or it's like overly overly cold yeah just like

it just like makes you you cold. Yeah. It's just, it's like so cold in a way that's more, or that can't be, or I don't, it's like, I would prefer it to be more, whatever the opposite of that is. Like, let's take a step back over the line back to the other side. If you could go backwards from cold, whatever that would be, that's what it would be. Warmer, yeah.

But again, if it's too warm. Yeah, if it's too warm, it becomes some other thing that's like twice, like two times the warm. If they put in like fire cubes. Well I do assume for the fire cubes At the soda machine You got to get the fire tubes At the Coke freestyle machine

Dude Dude Trust me though Mr. Pib with the fire tube The tube? Fire tube excuse me? What's the tube bro? Excuse me?

Or the fire, wait What did you say the fire stick Or the tube You need to stop fucking zoning out He said neither of those Get off, get off grailed, bro Not on grailed What are you on?

I'm literally I have no tab open. Well, you've been looting out. Can you describe the fire tube? I don't know what I said that could have possibly made you zone out. I was being so lucid and interesting when I was talking. Surely nobody zoned out listening to that.

Wait, Julio said the heat tubes or something? That's not true. No, no, I'd like you to just reverse engineer this. What was the last thing that you heard before you decided to zone away? I heard the word fire tube. Before that. Before that. What were we talking about? Talking about ice being Reddit.

Okay. That was a while ago. All right. So, so in what form is ice commonly found? Ice is formed in a cube. Oh, fire tube. No. No.

What? Oh, we're talking fire tubes still. No, that's, no. I've been right on the money the whole time. No, man. We've always been talking fire tubes. No. We're not talking about fire tubes.

No, a fire cube. Fire cubes. No, it's called ice tubes. No, it's not called ice tubes. It's called ice tubes. You guys are making me feel crazy, but I feel like this. No, it's always been called ice. Maybe I'm coming back from, maybe I didn't zone out to a normal thing.

Maybe I zoned out to a Mandela effect dimension. And maybe I'm coming back from one where it's called. They used to be called fire. They used to be called ice tubes. I swear to God, they've been called ice tubes all the whole time. You could get fire tubes and ice tubes. If you wanted your drink warm, you put a fire. fire tube in it.

Okay. If you want it cold, you put an ice tube. I honestly think, we, you know, as we often do, I feel like we've stumbled

upon a pretty genius invention. A fire tube. Oh, dude, it's like, it's a glow stick. We're on shirt shake. It's like an ice tube. So,

so if you don't remember, we're all from, the dimension shifted. So I used to be in a dimension that had ice tubes. This is where the dimension split right here. And these were just for the parents. And these were just for the parents. We snuck that in. Much like music, movies and characters.

Explaining that entire conversation and then saying, arriving at fire tubes. As a dimensional shift where it's like, I'm coming from a different Mandela Effect dimension where we had tubes that you put in drinks. Called fire tubes. I just want, I just want one of you to be the richest guy in the world for, and I'm not selling to the woman. I just want to be the richest guy in the world I almost called it Ice Tank This show used to be called Ice Tank in my dimension And you guys were all really cold

And you were Mark Toobin the inventor of the ice tube You were Kelvin wonderful Mr. Firefull I would go on I'd immediately point to the to the women I go out out yeah sharks you're out

do this sharks you two are out turn that chair you guys are definitely sharks you are some other kind of girl animal yeah they should do that they should do the thing in a shark tank where they turn the thing they do for the singing show

where they turn the chair in the voice they did that on ice tank so they don't see the product until they turn it around and then they go like oh man And then they should, if they press the button and they like it, they should spin around really fast in like a celebration. That is a great idea. If you do it like the voice and you show your product, but also you're allowed to lie because they can't see what it is.

And when they turn around, they have to invest. If they turn around at your idea, they have to invest in whatever you're holding. Just going up there with like a paper clip. A favorite clip And you're like I've invented a cure for cancer And you try to make it sound really realistic You're like

We used an algae Only found in the Amazon rainforest That's a nice thing And they turn around And you're holding up Just like fingers like this And a poster for a movie About your life is behind you

You're like Yep, that's right Now you're funding my movie Mr. Bonerful The movie about the guy with the world's biggest penis That says your face on it, double birds. That's actually such a good idea for a show.

It can't be that hard. That would literally be the number one show on TV. I mean, that is a better idea. Shark Tank, which I would say is the greatest concept for a television show of all time. That's the only one I've ever heard that's best of it. Yeah, it's really good. They used to call it, but they won't do it. Dragons Den in the UK.

No, it was a Canadian thing, right? Oh, is Canadian? Yeah, that's what Mr. Wonderful's Canadian. He was on Dragon's Den. Oh. Sorry, Mr. TV. How come he's the only one? How come he's the only one who kept the name?

Mr. Wonderful. That's suitable to Dragon's Den. What do you mean? Why is he the only one that kept the name? We don't call him cubes or something. What does that mean? We don't call him cubes. Mark the Gallant, Mr. Wonderful, the lady money.

You think on the Lady Money's worth? They all had special names, is what you're saying? You think he was a part? den it would only make sense let's look it up I actually don't know it would only make sense it would only make sense dragons den cast you should call it

the shark shark does shark shock that's German man yeah I look normal I look normal people are going to have good comments on this and tell me that I'm normal

shark shock is what I am a scary experience when I see a shark all right yeah swimming area whoa James Kahn what did a different james con a british pakistani entrepreneur and television personality spelled the same way wait yeah how does he spell the exact same way james con with two a s a pierre's lenny uh no see pierre's lenny p lennie and at the end trini woodall jennie campbell tuker suleiman these have

mythical names mr wonderful is one as well well this one rachel elnott That is kind of mythical. Elf. Simon Woodroof. Wood elf. Figwit. Or, sorry, Bosmer. You're a figwit.

Figwit is from Lord of the Rings. You have the wit of a fig. Crazy, bro. You can't call him that. Figuit. Yeah, don't call me a figlet. I can't say that you're fucking fig wit. What is wrong?

Stop calling me a figuit, dude. F-I-G-W-T. What is wrong with saying that? I'm going to hit the beat. Don't say it again. Why didn't you say it again? because you guys seem to get all weird about. Stop calling me that, man.

You are not a fig wit. What does that mean? I'm going to look that up before I keep saying it. It means Frodo is great. Who is that? That's what it means. No, dude, it's a name for a then-unnamed elf escort. It's a fan-created name.

Yeah, the name is Frodo is great, who is that? made a whole fake documentary about Brett McKenzie being in it, and Peter Jackson did not like it. I don't understand. Brett McKenzie from the flight of the concords. Yeah, that's who Figuit is. Oh, really? Wait, I didn't even notice.

And don't go calling him a figwit, man. Whoa, why does he look so cute? He looks great in that movie. He looks beautiful. That's why Frodo is great. Oh, who is that? Is that like a line he says? That's one of their dry New Zealand jokes, yeah.

I hate that new dry New Zealand. human yeah god these these bastards i like wet ass humor like that wet humor that wet humor give me that shit wet is possible

double dip it let me i want to hear that shit gush i want to hear that gushy ass i literally when i laugh i want to be creating bubbles with my mouth because my mouth is so fucking wet and all the air is getting trapped in that bubble stuff and nobody hears any of my laughter until the bubbles pop give me that bubble stuff

you guys want to hear a wet ass joke Yeah, bitch. Knock, knock. Who there? Who's there, sexy? My underwear. Your underwear, who I want to know. Do you want to hear mine?

Yeah. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Underwear. Underware who? Underware who. Underware who.

Underware. Where I shouldn't be. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You shouldn't be. be under there. You shouldn't be there. I shouldn't be under there. We at church.

You're under the Pule and you drill the Hens. I'm under the Pugh. I'm under the Pue. I'm under the Pue, Pue, yeah. Pue, Pee, Pee, I'm going to shoot my squirt gun. I feel like every time the word Pue is said on this show, you've said, yeah, Pue, P-U. That's going to be my new catchphrase. Oh, I have a really good new catchphrase that I don't think I told you guys about yet.

Tell me. I've only had one chance to break it out. And I'll tell you the story of this catchphrase is that at our hotel in St. Lucia, there was a security guard there, and he was kind of sitting by the pool. Like, after, like, it was, it was late at night. He was sitting by the pool and he was on the phone. And he was just saying this over and over on the phone. He was saying, this is a new catchphrase. He said, once you understand me, once you truly understand me, then you will see.

Wow. I like that. Like I said, I only have one chance to break it out so far. Once you truly understand me, then you will see. Once you truly understand me, then you will see. Once you truly understand me, then you will see. It sounds kind of threatening. Yeah.

Oh, it's a good catchphrase. Everyone has a catch phrase. No one has a catch threat. Oh, shit. Like what? I don't know. I saw something amazing today. I was at the YMCA.

I could see this as a catch threat. Today, I was at a YMCA, and there was a lady doing the hip abduction machine. Abduction? The hip abduction, you know, the hip abductor? It's when you go like this. You open your legs up and shit. And she was sitting there. And shit.

And she was that white machine that has like its own thing. It's a hip abduction. It's not with all the other machines. It's not with all the others. It's with like the lockers and stuff. And it's got all the sinks. Anyway, I saw a lady on that machine. I was crawling up in the rafter.

Apparently, apparently it's a one-in-a-time machine because she told me to get out. Yeah. How many more sets do you have? I said, hey, can I work in? I'm asking somebody at the gym how many more sets they have on the toilet? Hey, how many more sets you got? Honestly, man, I just got started. I saw a lady on the hip abduction and she's probably like 40, kind of like Lulu Lemon

mom type. Oh, yeah. and like an 80-year-old woman walked up and just was like, hey, sorry, this is like the only hip abduction. How many sets you have left, or could I, like, work in with you? And the lady who, she was on the hip abduction, she was on her phone. She put it down. She's like, I'm just trying to work out. And you are attacking me!

Why are you attacking me? Whoa. And the lady got so freaked out. And I was with Eric, and we just started laughing. And I think it made the lady who got yelled at. feel even worse. She, like, ran away. We talked to her later.

We talked to her later. She said that she's, you know, she was glad we found it funny. I saw an 80, like an 80 plus year old woman at the gym in Boston one time. And she was just, everyone was using the, like, specific type of treadmill she wanted to use, I guess. And she was just standing directly in front of the person, like, like, facing the person running. If you keep running, you're going to run me over. Just not saying, just standing there. Like, and in the, and the, the, the way.

The way that 80-year-old people have where they don't need anything to keep them occupied, they just stand there. Yeah. That lead paint stare, dude. Yeah, just, and I was like, man, if I was on that treadmill, I'd break my personal record. You should be able to press a button

when you're on a treadmill that turns it into like a tractor. It launches. And it just, the entire track comes off and you just steam roll whatever's in front of you. The go-go gadget button. I squished my finger today. Everything should have a, bro, tell me what happened

to you and how I can help. Look. dude i hurt my heart like a shark's mouth dude you got bit by a gecko when i was lifting it by a gecko yeah it was a gym gecko that i was lifting look at my injuries from playing basketball and i hurt my foot i got were you using a spike ball no i'm just out of shape and i just kept falling over he was playing that uh what's that i'll say you're out of shape a circle yeah or you right now the shape that you're in on my screen is a rectangle I'd love to see you break out and hop right here next to me in our room.

Come on. How's that a triangle? Come on. Become a triangle now. Come on. And you would become a triangle if you showed. So that's three. That's the big three.

That's what we call those. Yeah. The circle, the square, and the triangle. Big three. You know, those originally, I don't want to go back to this, but. Yeah. They were not anything at all. And some guy was like corners, sides.

Yeah. He was like, you know, it would be really a good prank to pull? It was an ad. They were invented by accident. He started with triangles, though. He started with triangles. His name was Isaac Sossolese. Mm-hmm.

Isaac Sossilis? Mm-hmm. Whoa. I saw Sosceles. Can you imagine? Whoa, I just thought it was a cool name. But it actually is smart. Now, what was the guy who made?

Sorry. that they uh or the shape community when the circle dropped yeah that you know that even apparently size or edges it was really really controversial and a lot of people were like that's not even a shape yeah like where i remember being in it was i remember being in kindergarten when the circle was invented and the teacher got really kind of grim and she wheeled in the tv and had us all watch the circle first circle being drawn yeah and she was like well kind of were like some people got taken out of school uh-huh i remember i got taken out of school i'm a little older than you. I feel like I'm a little older than you, so I actually understood the

gravity of what was happening. I didn't get it. Gravity, I did not understand gravity yet for sure. I didn't learn about that for a while. It hadn't been invented yet because it was nothing at that point. Yeah, it wasn't any circles. Tell some freak name Isaac Newton wanted to put in a little reference. He's a descendant of Isaac sauce. Things going down. Well, think about it, man. It's a sexual-ass reference. Yeah, he's like, what's more sexual than going down? Parents will understand this. So, watch. what this apple do watch his apple

what's it doing parents go down on his on his head he's getting head oh yeah oh my god it's so sexual

to go down on a head oh my god is it well no but think about it is it really it sounds sexual but is it really

sexual well the head of your the head of your you know what though yeah I don't want I don't even mention that unmentionable object no

which we used to be It was detached from my body. What is it? What's my, you know what? You know what. Dude. Show me here. You know what.

So I know what it is. I'll show you yours, but you have to show me, but you have to, I have to suck on your mind. I have to show you yours. You have to show me. You can show me mine. Then I'll show you yours. Yeah. If you can show me mine because I don't know how, then I'll try to show you yours.

Okay. I'll try my best. I'll try. Yeah, I'll really try. Give it the old college try. Yeah. It'll happen. It'll be shown.

But you have to show mine, and I have to show yours. Show mine right now. I don't think I want to see mine, though. If you're so determined. That is a finger, bro. Unless that is his. Is that mean or mine? Ew.

Yuck. That could be yours. I don't know. How can you can't do this with it? With your thing? Yeah. With your finger? No bone.

You can't do it right now. A inch worm. Look, we can all do, we're all doing it. No, not with, yeah, I guess you're with your finger. With my warm? Why can't I do this? Very strange. This is kind of fun.

Yeah, I kind of like that one. Doing an inchworm with your finger? No, this is more of just a finger than an inchworm. Fingers do this. Have you ever seen this in society? A pinch worm has not been seen for years. So if you have seen one, you should report it. Yeah.

Yeah, they're trying to, what's it called? I heard the pinchworm is showing up with the sleepover tonight. Dude, if the pinchworm shows up. Dude, if the fucking pinchworm shows up. And then you do a full Heidi Klum costume where you do the special effects makeup. Now, why didn't they call that a Koskloom?

Damn, you know what? They're going to have another chance this next Halloween. Yeah. Remember when Twitter, there were people, it was full of just people saying that, who called it this and not this? yeah yeah that was that was such a now it's a lot of like

really interesting stuff yeah learning a lot in Philadelphia there's a lot of like crash bandicoot is in Philadelphia that would be a problem that'd be a serious he's he there for like a meeting

he's just running around as long as what's his name ukule bocally isn't there what's his name is that way is that his name or are you just like That's not his name, man No, his name was not ukule-bukely

Are you talking about the bad guy or the No, that's Professor Cranium Is it? All right, Crash Bandic Tute That's what I'm searched Crash Bandic Tute You're thinking about the mask, right? I don't think his name is Ucali-Bucaly

But it's close. His name is Aku-Aku-A-U-A-Ku. But that mask is a good guy, I thought. Well, but why doesn't he have a body then? Because he's Shut up the whole room They haven't snuck it into him yet I really gagged y'all with that

You did really gag us Why doesn't he have a body? Nobody has shit to say Is something that a body or evil? Yeah, name one thing that is good That's just a head. A heavenly angel Has nobody

Believe in that bullshit. God Christ That's his name. God Christ God Christ, what's his name? Oh yeah, God Christ You're right. It's not like he eat his body every fucking Sunday a communion That's his son.

What about the head of the most? Positively great guy on earth. You ate all the body out. Now it's just ahead. So you think about that, though. I think you are eating God's body out. No, you're eating Jesus out. Why do you say that?

Whenever you go to communion. And he's on the rag. Caleb, he's on the rag. Yeah. Named the most good. Goodest guy on the earth. What did you say, Cameron? I'm sorry.

Name the most goodest guy on the earth right now. Yeah. It's got to be Barack Obama. A fucking piece of shit. Who is it? The Rock? Got to be, no, Barack Obama. Barack Obama.

Barack Obama. Barack Obama. So you're saying that if we went and cut up Barack Obama's head, he'd become evil instantly. He wouldn't be, well, if he's talking and shit. I bet, wouldn't it? I'm not saying that. It's good to cut off Barack Obama's head. No, why would you?

Wait, why would you? No, but if you cut his head off to turn him evil, how does that make you good? That makes you evil. No. You're evil for sure. You're the one who wants to do it. No, I don't want to do that. You volunteered Barack Obama.

I asked the question. I didn't know you were going to cut his. And I said, the rock? You said, no, no, no, Barack Obama. No, no, no, no. It has to be him. No, man, you're confusing me. What I was saying is, if it's...

Got dazzled. I got put in the spin stuff. I'm liking that. That's kind of a nice new... A nice new technique. Oh, have I dazzled you? Getting dazzled. Saying something that makes no sense.

And you got dazzled on, bitch. They need to start doing that in presidential debates. They need to start dazzling people. people. They do. They only do that to do that. No, no. I'm talking fully nonsensical thing.

Okay. And then completely gaslighting them into thinking that they're crazy and then going, sorry, bitch, you just got dazzled. That's right. Hashtag dazzled. Does your mom know you're the president? You got dazzled. There you go.

Dazzle harder, bitch. That would honestly, hit it. That would fully, that would start a new presidency. You know what my. They would get rid of the current. that we've kind of come up with. People always talk about what their, like, walkout song would be if they're a professional athlete.

What would your, like, rally song be? Like, like, gotta have high, have fun. That one's good. That, you know, I might just steal that. Yeah, that one's like, that one's, I mean, that's pretty much the best. Whose was that? That was Pete. Pete Buttigieg, right?

That was Pete B. They sung that? Peter B. No, Panic at the distance. which also does start with a P and has a B in it, but Panic at the Disco made that song, and they made that for Mayor P because it's about being a mayor. I'm trying to think, you know what, why not just the Pledge of Allegiance song?

You know what? By that, I mean the United States anthem. Mine would be Super King tell on me. What, how's that go? If I beat that pussy up as you're going to tell on me. The entirety of L.P. Fantastic damage. Wow, that would be badass as fuck.

Dude, I'd probably go with Run the Jewels too. I think I would do June 30 by 900 Rugrat. Oh, damn. Y'all make fun of me for liking Gotts stuff, and then he comes in with little kid music. 1900 Rugrat is not Little Kid music, man. Yeah, it is. No.

He's literally a Rugrat. That's big guy music. He's literally a Rugrat. Cracker got a AR like he should. school's up that's big dog music yeah spike the dog their dog with the purple eye what you're talking about the rug rats did i just get dazzled wow we're dazzled you got dazzled bitch is that their dog's name spike the rug rats that no that sounds right you got dazzled bitch you got dazzled bitch he got dazzled bitch

he's talking to be like what you mean their purple dog with one eye get dazzled bitch don't even let them respond wait he doesn't even have a purple eye i have an bando You got as a bitch. Bucle, bocly, bocly, dazzle. Dazzle on them. No, they have to, they have to say what for the dazzling. It's a confusion spell. Yeah, but it is really funny to not even let them say what.

Yeah. As soon as they go silent, that's a dazzle. Yes. I think this is, for me, this is the big, this is the big thing of the year for me. This is, the way for me last year was all about jungle drop. This is dazzling. You got dazzled? I'm getting into dazzling this year.

Okay. I think this is feeling like there's a lot of room for me to stretch out. It's like you were literally, you were just blinded by the light that I created. Yeah, it's bam, bounce, boom, boom. Yeah. You have no idea what you just saw. You just saw like a JJ Abrams lens flare. Didn't realize that it was me owning you behind it.

To Will Smith with a little squirder? Yes. Yes. A little light squirter. I would not call that a squirder. a squirder i knew what you were talking about i knew exactly what i was talking about will smith with a squirder with a light squirder a light squirder a light squirder that is not i like that that's anything that you use a finger to push down is a water gun it's a squirder that's a squirder

what does it squirts in it sucks light it uh squirts a light i just got dazzled i'm straight up yeah this fucking got dazzled i cannot lie I just got fully dazzled by you. Yeah. And there's going to be a lot more dazzlings. There's going to be a lot more dazzlings throughout the year. Can I ask why you guys have a meeting with calling me by my nickname this whole time? Wait, sorry.

What's your nickname? The dangerous one? My new nickname? No, that's not my name. The dangerous one. Yep. He's decided to start going on this. His nickname is Big Ray.

Don't listen to him. That's not true. He's Ray, Ray, the light squirder. I forgot to respond. respond to Patrick's text. That's a good, what texts? You're going to read them now? We've read them two weeks ago.

Well, I didn't respond to these. I just want to respond to you now. Okay. You sent me three. And you've been sending them to me as I've been gone as a way to kind of keep up our friendship because it's so fragile. Yeah. If we don't talk for two weeks, it's basically over.

Yeah. Okay. So for the answer of would you celebrate, were you drunk when you wrote this? It was like 842. no would you celebrate a called butt fucksmus and it would a celebration of cursing what i mean that's why i didn't respond what do you want me to say to that i might have been a called but would you celebrate a holiday called butt fucks miss and it was a celebration of cursing no you would not celebrate and then you said also like this is related also this is another

question this is a follow-up question but you said it like this is related to the but fuck's miss thing also if you were to elect smart list to presidency who would be president vp i want to hear your answer of this one because i provided an answer he was asked so so that's baitman arnett who's the third guy hey's everybody gives a fuck i fucking care about sean hayes he's amazing as the fish and cat in the hat i'm like sean hayes get you hey get your ass off this show yeah he's a little fish and he's also the boss get you get your ass sean another show that guy that's right Okay, so obviously I'm going to go. SmartLess, where's the show with Sean Lest?

You've got to go Bateman on the big seat. Yep, okay. Bateman is on the big seat. We're in, we're linked. I feel like this is so easy. The VP is Arnett. The VP is Arnett. Because let's be real,

Arnett is a legendary crash dummy. Real shit. And you can't have that type of fool. And I feel like that pairing, Bateman, Arnett, I mean, that's literally, it's built for that pairing. How can we lose? up. I mean, what? Bateman Hayes? Hayes, Arnett? You know, when you see, I mean, again,

Arnett is too much of a crash out to be in the top seat. But Arnett also had that amazing, he beasted on Rob McEleney when Rob McEleney wanted to make NFTs. So he has things that he cares about. Now, Sean Hayes, I literally don't know what the fuck he, I don't know if that's a man or a woman, okay? So I don't be a woman. I have seen women named Sean before. So I don't care, just like I don't give a fuck who's in the Supreme Court. Yeah, it could be anybody. It's just a bunch of old motherfuckers. I don't even know who's in there.

So I'm going to go, that's my, that's my selection. That's how you, that's how any. I think that's the obvious selection. It's natural. Yeah. That's natural. Julio said nothing, but then he asked me, Julio asked me a question, which I thought was interesting.

I'll read this out. I did a thought experiment on everyone. So he said, if you saw a pig at the park every day for four days straight and didn't talk to it or its owner, would you consider the pig an acquaintance of prey or another thing? and I said another thing and then he said name it and I said I would probably just call it

that pig over there which I don't think it's a real answer by the way my answer I gave an answer that was a little more on the poetic side of things

yeah I like your answer I said ships in the night wow okay I said I would consider I like that better than mine what'd you say

I said I would consider it furniture like when you walk past a bench okay so I don't yeah it's an animal oh wait actually I have two other answers that I got. One from Rex and I'm from Brian.

Brian is concerning because he immediately went hostile. He said, if the pig can talk or had approached me friendly, I would consider it an acquaintance. If it hadn't, pray slash enemy and should be dispatched. That's strong words for a pig. Rex said he called it a landmark. That way he said, if the pig could talk. That was his lead.

It's interesting that he was like, oh, if the pig can talk. Yeah. Then it's a friend. Rex said a landmark and then I ask, can a living thing be a landmark? And they said trees. That's basically what I said. I said furniture, which is a landmark.

I assumed that the question meant that after the four days, I didn't see it again. Well, I didn't see it today. So maybe that did happen. Oh, wait. You saw you've been seeing a pig? Yeah, this is my life. Oh. I walked to the park and there's a pig right there.

Did you say it? Wait, let me read the, did you say it? Well, he also... No, it's a park. It's a normal park for people. Julio didn't answer this question that I asked him. Why did my think it was called pepperonian cheese and pepperonian was a type of cheese

and the circles on the pizza were just cookies? I didn't get that one. Read that one again. Read that one again really slow. Why did I think it was called pepperonion cheese pizza pepperonian cheese pizza and pepperonian

cheese pizza and pepperonian was a type of cheese and the circles on the pizza were just the type of cookies that's the pig it does not look like it looks like laundry that is a I was wearing a Fortnite

skinned out of it why is he dressed like Etsio he's dressed like Lager he's wearing us feather because it was it was really cold last week Is this a pet pig of somebody? Yeah it's a yeah but that doesn't matter

you can pet the pig the pig is there how does that not matter a giant ass pet pig doesn't matter he's walking around it's supposed to be anything until a pig like that

that's true you didn't say the just him not for the kids you didn't say the size of the pig I would definitely it's a pig a pig is a pig

not small pigs are all big teacup pig that is not a that is not a baby pigs well you've been style by Twitter

if it was a baby pit You got that's so dazzled. He's confusing G's and D's. No, I'm fighting the dazzling. No, you're losing. If it was a baby thing. If you fight the dazzle, you will have a stroke. I hope you know.

That is how strokes happen. As people get dazzled, no, I didn't get dazzled. That's what happened to Ron Paul. Ron Paul, the ultimate dazzle. You can see the dazzle happen in real time. He was asked a question. A question is a common form of dazzling people.

Yeah. yeah well well guys that was the brakes i miss you guys i think uh yeah i miss i miss i miss doing this in person not or nothing it comes to mind you miss nothing immediately we're going to be announcing a show some shows soon i don't think yeah but very soon so keep an eye out pigsville ikehio i oh 2025 year of the dazzle year of the dazzle we will be doing a live dazzling to somebody on stage live dazzle show in-person dazzle like you've never seen before

will be performing at the World's Fair 2025 to introduce dazzling It's a new invention New invention of dazzling people as a way to get out of having to explain yourself Out of context say we're going to dazzle a fan at the live show We will be dazzling a fan at the live show One lucky fan will get dazzled

dazzled the selected via sweepstakes We need to partner with one of these millions of brands that hit us up every day to just suck these people dry Yeah You just waste their time

Oh my god We get hit up every single day By some person who wants to put our videos Next to fucking what's it called Subway Surfers Called like Red Rocket Yeah And they're like

We want to put you in contact With a with a vitamin that is poison. Would you like to read and read? The ones that I really like are that we get way more of is we get the ones that are like, hey, I'm

I really want to connect with you guys. I want to get you guys off of Patreon and onto our platform called Pluber, which has almost 10% of the user base in Patreon. We're really excited to help you guys grow. My name's Dave. Have you guys considered

of moving to Dave.com? Yeah. It's literally that. And that's some 20 emails. Hey, just following up. Don't know if you got my email. But Dave.com,

the water's warm. Hop on in. Dave.com is growing faster than you can say Dave. Yep. Yeah. I want to get on Dave.com, actually. That's actually a good website. Yeah.

It is. That one, it sucks to use that as an example. Yeah. It's like the one good one. If Dave's listening, please. We would consider.

On yes, yes. That's on yes. We would consider moving to Dave. Yeah. And that's fresh salad out the bowl. It's fresh salad at the bowl. Fresh salad at the bowl. That is the email.

And that's fresh salad out the server. If somebody did, out the spinner. Ooh, and that's fresh salad out of the spinner. That's good. Get that water up my damn salad. Make it fresh for me. I were sitting on the kitchen floor just fucking. You grew up in the hood.

Yep. Put the thing between my legs. You're going to fuck you mom. Sometimes I'm saying, hey. You don't even want the salad? You want to help making dinner? Yeah. You fucking bouncing on the linoleum.

Mm-hmm. Sit there. There's a new naked as fuck. Hitting the ceiling with a broom. Yeah. I'm spinning salad up here. I don't even like salad.

That is a horrible chore for a little kid because the kid doesn't want the salad. That was the most fun chore of my entire life. Really?