Podcrushed - Mark Ronson
Episode Date: October 5, 2022Mark Ronson -- the seven-time Grammy Award winner you may know from songs like "Uptown Funk" and "Shallow" -- swings by the show this week and shares stories of interning at Rolling Stone as a 12 year... old, being in the room when some of the greatest songs of all time were being crafted, and even shares a few lessons he’s learned about love. Follow us on socials:InstagramTwitterTikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All four of us were, like, presently having our heart stomped on.
And I remember because of the way Lady Gaga records, instead of, like, sitting around a guitar, everyone has headphones on because she likes to hear her voice, like, every nuance, because it's so emotive.
And I remember when she said, like, it's either the one ain't it hard, keeping it so hardcore, or are you happy in this modern world?
I remember all my hair's kind of stood up because I just felt like she was.
was like consoling me like even though she was sort of making up on the fly this is podcrushed
the podcast that takes the sting out of rejection one crushing middle school story at a time
and where guests share their teenage memories both meaningful and mortifying and we're your
hosts i'm navva a former middle school director i'm sophy a former fifth grade teacher
and i'm penn the middle school dropout this week is really a
exciting because we had our first press release as a company. So Penn and I and our friend Chelsea
have a production company called Ninth Mode. And we recently acquired the rights to a David
Sideris short story called Jamboree from his first book of short stories called Beryl.
But basically we had to have a press release about this. It's like kind of a big deal because
Cedaris doesn't really ever option his work. And it was also our way to announce our company
in the trades. So Penn's publicist, Kate, was giving us like detailed notes of what each one of us
need to say. Each of us has a quote in the release. And Penn like pulls out a path. And Penn like
pulls out a pad and starts like furiously taking notes. But then when Kate is giving me notes,
I see that Penn is still taking notes. And I'm truly like, oh wow, like Penn is like really
taking this so seriously. Like I was feeling pride, you know? He's like writing notes for like all
of them, you know? Like, yeah, this like means something to Penn. But then when Kate stopped speaking,
he's still taking notes. And I'm like, why is Penn still taking notes? So I say like, Penn are you,
I think I even said like, Penn, you're like furiously writing, but no one's talking. Are you starting
to draft your statement? And I wasn't being sarcastic.
I was like truly believing in Penn in this moment.
And then Penn holds up his pad and it's all doodles, not a single note.
There was one line.
There was a line.
Was it the date?
What was the line?
No, I'd probably, no, it was, well, I've forgotten it now.
I don't believe this.
But there was.
There definitely was.
See, here's the thing.
Sometimes doodling helps me focus.
Sometimes it doesn't.
And I never know which one it's going to do until I do it.
I feel like this is a fun fact for,
our listeners pen that you are not just a doodler but you actually can draw like you've I'm a professional
doodling no but didn't you didn't you draw something for the cover of a book once like for my record actually
for uh if anybody's listening I do have a album of music available on all platforms my band is called
mother MOTH X R quick plug no a bit on the inside I drew all the like liner notes and stuff and um I
used that one of the first things I wanted to do was be a cartoonist I love that so if you
anything fun for you this week? Yes, actually. So two of my neighbors, this is another story about
two kid neighbors, came over and we did a little spa day. It was adorable.
What does that mean? Yeah, so they came over. We had like spa music, cucumbers to put on their
eyes, like face masks. We did their nails. It was really adorable. We did a guided meditation
about the ocean. It was really sweet. Cute. Where did you get the spa music? Spotify, four
hours of spa music first thing that popped up but um it made me think like it's such an easy
activity to do with kids in your life and i highly recommend they were super into it that's really
that's very sweet you continue to have such sweet and if anybody could see like sophy's face right now
like her smile is so genuine honestly this is to the listener guys this is the i'm talking to all of
them all 72 of them nava and sophy are so genuine when they say something is sweet
It's like it's like as though it's not 2023.
It's though it's either 3023 or like 10.23.
Well, 1023 is pretty dark.
Who's going to tell Penn that it's not 2023?
Is that the date you put at the top of your beautiful age?
By the time most people are listening to this episode, guys.
Come on.
October 2020 is just like 2023.
It really is.
I always speak.
When I mention the date, I always go a year ahead because I'm used to things that I do
just being released like a year later that's just i live in press
press cycle mode yeah
okay today's guest is mark ronson
he's a prolific producer
and musician very talented very successful
he's had a hand in creating so many iconic records
that everybody knows and loves from his production work on amy winehouse's
rehab and back to black to his writing work on shallow with lady gaga
and bradley cooper to his massive solo collaboration
with artists like Duolipa, Camilla Cabello, Miley Cyrus, actually a favorite of mine also is DeAngelo back in 29.
Mark Ronson has been shaping pop music for more than 20 years.
And perhaps this is why he's won seven Grammys, two Brits, an Academy Award, a Golden Globe and even a...
This is cool, actually, a Guinness World Record for the longest running number one on the U.S. digital song sales charts for his single with Bruno Mars, Uptown Funk.
Mark was a fascinating guest.
We really dug in, loved having him on, so don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.
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Mark, there is so much that you've done.
There are so many people you've worked with,
but let's just start at 12.
We heard you were an intern at Rolling Stone magazine
when you were 12. Is this right?
Yeah, I was the youngest intern ever
because Jan Wenner, who started the magazine,
was a good friend of my parents,
my stepdad was a musician,
and every time he had come over,
But I was like a very, very nerdy, obsessive music trivia nut,
and I would read Rolling Stone back to front.
I knew album liner notes, and I would grill yawn to death,
probably to the point of almost being annoying to one time he was like,
what do you want?
I was like, can I intern, you know?
Wow.
So he let me intern.
I was the youngest intern.
I think most of the kids were sort of like college age.
I mean, my voice hadn't even broken.
I was a really young 12, so as an intern at Rolling Stone at that time,
they would just throw you whatever
sometimes you were answering the switchboard
which was like a lot of fun because there were just all these
buttons everywhere it looked like you were like the
operator for all of Manhattan
You know what's crazy that there's literally
there's probably a lot of people who listen
who don't even know what that means
It means you're picking up a phone
Yeah right and you have to do you have to connect
I wasn't connecting it was I would dial it to extension
So there's a pad in front of me
Like this giant thing with like hundreds
of little buttons and anyone trying to call
Rolling Stone and speak to somebody at extension
102 I would answer and be like
hello rolling stones you know and then they would be like hi can i speak to jancy done and i'd be like jansy done like
and then hit 103 and buzz it through and i love doing because that was like the equivalent of i guess
of like kids have like iPhones now like iPads like for me that was that was like a fun thing that was techie
sometimes i would just call all the mom and pop record stories because rolling stone had their own top 10 chart
in the back of the magazine that was a bit random it wasn't a billboard chart it was just them calling
100 mom and pop stores and averaging
the chart from each of those stores
In a given locality or just like across the
I think it was just a weird across the thing
It was like a gallop pole
You know like those polls here like what is how do they do that
And can I ask what like what year is this?
This is 12 so this is before I was 13
This is just 88
And then one of the times that I really remember
Was the Batman soundtrack was number one
That week
It was the Prince soundtrack with Bat dance
and I had figured out that that was the number one thing
and I had to then go downstairs to the art department
and tell them so they could put the little thing
of the Batman album cover visual at the top of the chart
because everything was so old school
the layout and the blues prints and stuff
so I went down I was like who do I ask for
and they're like well you ask for Sheila whatever
she's the head of the art department
just tell her the number one album is Prince Batman
so I just go down and I'm like looking at like
do you know where Sheila John
And they're like, no, and, oh, she's right in there.
So I go, and I'm like, hi.
And she's like, can I help you?
Like, she had never seen before I was tough.
I just go, yeah, Batman's number one.
And she's just like, is this a prank?
Like, I just seemed like a kid who was just super into DC comics.
Yeah, that's right.
Apropos of nothing, just a 12-year-old approaches you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's like, can I, like, excuse me?
Wow.
I love that.
I'm just, I'm realizing as you tell this story, you have the life and career of a person much older than you.
I feel like you're like an old-timey director being like, eh, she, you know, like, you clearly have lived this life.
And you're not old enough to seem that way, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's weird because, like, I did do, like, I didn't really have any real success in music until, like, my early 30s.
So I had sort of a late start, but I'd done a lot of shit before that.
So I guess, and then as a kid, I had, you know, bands in school and, you know, interned.
Everything was so, I liked school.
I wasn't some outcasts, but everything about my friend group of my interests were all so music-driven that it was just like.
Clearly.
So, yeah, I guess I, you know.
From what I understand, you moved to the states from London, or at least England.
England, yeah.
When you were eight?
Is that right?
Third grade, going to third grade.
Okay.
So that like prefaces your coming of age, your adolescence.
By the time you were in middle school, you were, and you're in Manhattan?
Yeah.
It's an intense place to be.
Yeah.
I heard you say, I've listened to a couple of your interviews, like with Questlove, for instance.
You were saying that you were no longer British enough to be British around your British friends and family maybe.
And you were certainly not American.
Yeah.
So you felt very in between.
Like, yeah, I came here.
And the first thing, it's like, this is obviously like during like the full conversation.
I mean, this like red scare era of America.
So I came here, and they were like, my nickname for whatever for a lighthearted bullying was calmy.
I'm just like, I'm from England, not Estonia, but I sure.
And so then I started to, you know, as quick as I could just blend in.
It's a survival technique.
You don't want to be made fun of and you want to fit into this new place.
So I started to speak, you know, kind of American, probably without even realizing it.
And then by the time I went back to England only three months later for like my Christmas holidays.
and saw, like, my English friends,
they were like,
mate, why do you sound like such a yanker ready?
I mean, they sound like,
I'm saying my friends are 22-year-old cockney dude
down at the pub,
but they were like, you know,
they were just like,
why do you sound American?
And it's so crazy, like, even,
you know, I'd be talking to my friends on the phone
back in that they had call waiting, right?
And I'd be like talking about,
and what are you going to do this weekend?
I don't know, we're going to go down to Alex's
and maybe did it.
The call waiting would go and be my mother,
and she'd be like,
Mark, what are you doing on the phone?
I'd be like, oh, nothing, mommy, I was just getting in the bath, you know?
Like, I couldn't help.
It was just so reflexive.
Obviously, I hated it because it's smacked to me of, like, being disingenuous, you know, like,
well, like, people would see me and be like, well, why do you see, you're English, you're American?
And it's still, I still even see it.
But I still see it up to now because when I went back to live in England,
I suddenly started talking like fucking Sid Vicious.
So I do notice that, like, so now I'm just like, fuck it.
It's just like, it's obviously like so woven inside me that I can't control
and I'm not going to get worked up if people think I sound like a fake.
Surely that's also reflective of this capacity you have as a producer
where you're able to sort of read the vibe of the room and the people.
And particularly, you have to like be prepared for a lot of sometimes craziness.
You have to be prepared for just working with all the people you work with.
You know, I feel like that's, to me, the artistic equivalent of what you're just.
describing. Yeah. We've been in so many different rooms, even if it's your room. Yeah. The artist comes in and technically, don't they have to feel like it's theirs? They do. You do. You have to be sort of egoless and you have to be like firm about your creative beliefs because you want to influence this thing, but it's not in an ego way. It's just because like, hey, I think you would sound better singing it like this. Right. But yeah, I think it's, you know, I think growing up the way that I did, yeah, I think it's just, you're just being a producer, I mean, there's very specific.
tools, of course, it's like learning how to
mic a drum kit. But then there's all these, like
you said, mysterious things. I have
nothing to do, which is just like constantly
being able to think on your feet and improvise it
any turn. And so
I think that probably coming here,
being a bit in between, I grew up
in a pretty hectic household.
And, you know, my dad and I have
a great relationship now. But
like back growing up, that shit was pretty
like rough and turbulent. So I think
reading a room, like
you said, even really
served me my first 10 years is like a
DJ because that's all you're doing you're going
into a room and you're just going
and you have an empty dance floor
and the room is filling up and you see seven
people and you're like if I can get
figure out what those seven people like and get them on
and then that and you're kind of amassing
this thing on the floor that
like it is very much in the same way that when
I was a kid I might see my
fucking dad looking like
he might have had a rough night and be like
I'm going to take the long way around
to the kitchen maybe that's safe
for me, like it's a little bit of that same reading and acclimatizing, and I'm sure a lot of that
had to do with moving here at a young age.
Yeah, definitely.
We have talked to two people so far who have talked about using music at that time in their
lives, like around 12, 13 to get them through a rough time, to get them through what was
going on at home or just to be able to express themselves.
And I'm wondering, was music that for you?
and did you have other friends who you could relate to on that level?
Yes, definitely.
So I had, I'm trying to get like back.
So 12, 13, I was probably listening to Guns and Roses,
Led Zeflin, Jimmy Hendricks, all the sort of like shit that like boys tend to discover around like that time and girls.
But just like in my thing, it was just like if you play guitars and you had a tie-dye shirt
and you went down to 8th string, you bought a Jimmy Hendrix blacklight poster and you learned a Zeppelin riff.
whatever it was and then I liked
Guns and Roses because it was just I don't know
I wasn't like a metal freak but that was just the thing
of the time and yeah most of my
friends I had two of my best
friends were from other
schools and it was because we all jammed and played
music together and
I had I didn't
I didn't have like a very like
a terrible unideolic
upbringing or adolescence once
I moved to New York so I wasn't
like I was like slamming the door my parents and
like blasting Nirvana but
Definitely music was just, I think it's something that I actually like emerged myself in in almost like a compulsive way.
Like I kind of, I always like, I would go to Tower Records by myself and I could wander like the aisles of cassettes for hours at a time at like 12 or 13.
Yeah, I actually remember that too.
And I think that that's like, I think that part of it was like a love and obviously passion for music.
But I think probably partly because of my childhood there was like a little bit of a compulsive.
of like, okay, this is my
world, no one can fucking get to me here, I've put
this thing up. So
music was both
connection and also
what's the opposite of connection, just like
withdrawal for me. I think they were both.
Yeah, actually, that really resonates.
I've not heard somebody say it quite like that before,
but I think it's like the way that
a strength can be weakness and vice versa.
That was my relationship with it.
I actually thought a lot of,
I know that a lot of what
played that role for me was that I was an only child,
But you're not at all an only child, right?
No.
I have a lot of brothers and sisters, like, you know, two sisters, two years younger than me from my mom and dad.
And then my mom had two kids in New York.
So there were five of us in the house.
At least one of your sisters, Samantha, is also sort of famously musical and in that scene.
And I'm wondering if you guys were ever competitive or collaborative on that front as kids.
No, because she didn't start playing music until a little bit later.
We were, like, competitive over the radio dial and the car on the way to school.
like that was kind of it.
She liked, I'm going to blow up her spot,
but she liked, like, sort of Z100 PLJ, like the pop tunes,
and I don't know what the hell I was listening to back then.
But we were very supportive.
I mean, like, obviously, like, the ages of 8 to sort of 12
when you're still, like, bickering and this kind of thing.
But as we got into, like, those middle school years and stuff,
like, we were very, like, we became a very tight unit.
That's cool.
I'm like a 90s kid, grew up 90s, 2000s, adolescence.
I've said this on the podcast where I was, like, obsessed with the notion of being cool.
And I feel like in the 90s, there was, like, a particular cachet around, like, being cool.
And I feel like there's no name that comes to mind more than, like, Mark and Samantha Ronson for, like, cool.
Like, the way that you came across in the press was, like, these are the coolest siblings that have ever lived.
Wow.
Well, now I feel cool.
Yeah.
You know, like, I mean, I'm not saying this to be, like, bullshit and self-deprecating.
Like, I certainly never felt cool because the press.
that you were probably reading as like a younger person
and kind of teen people or whatever was saying that we were cool.
Like, I was living in New York City
where I felt like a fraud every time I went into like an indie record store.
So, like, I guess it's always on those things.
But in school, I wasn't really cool
because I like certain weird off shit
that like in a very buttoned up preppy
upper west side school that I went to collegiate
was that like I would come back from
England with cool
like steel-toed shoes that I thought were cool
but like I they weren't the
Doc Martins I just got the wrong brand
so they weren't really cool
like I got like the pay less version of them
but the kids who were
two years older would walk past me
and be like give me like a little
nod like I see you trying there
but the kids in my class
would be like why are you wearing those fucking stupid shoes
you're going to like try and look up girls dresses
you know it was like very like
LLB and sort of polo
Ralph Lauren and you know
there were kids from my class that
I was friends with that were like a little more punk rock
but as a whole I just
missed the mark I did things like
um
died like a big blonde streak in the front of my hair
because I thought that was kind of cool and that was
like in seventh grade and you know kids are just
like you look like a bird shooting your hair like
whatever it was like I wasn't being mercilessly
teased but I was just like a little
alt left enough to be
to just not be
be in the cool click. I remember there was a
lunch table of the cool kids
and like it's kind of occasionally sit
with them but then I would sit with usually with a
slightly now who are
cool but like dorkier by
nature
I don't know Dungeons and Dragons slash
like Monty Python lot.
Yeah I feel like when you look back at middle
school like the the kids
who you thought were cool while you were
in that time of your life are
actually not cool at all. They're kind of
they're like basic and they're doing like
the status quo. It's actually the
all left kids who are not considered
cool at all that are truly cool.
Totally. And also, I mean, I'm sure I can't
imagine how much the phrase peak early
comes up on this show, right?
Actually, never once before.
Really? We're not doing our job.
Well, yeah, that's definitely
like there were those girls like
what were my girlfriends like in middle school?
They were kind of like my girlfriend
Nicole Juistow in the seventh grade
who we went to see like rattle and hum
together. Like they were all a little
offbeat as well
so yeah and then
I had my friends who I played music with
who went to other schools
who didn't go to my school
and sort of that was
yeah that was kind of my click
it's so weird because fourth grade I remember
really well
fifth six seventh eighth it's interesting you do this show
because middle school is the thing doesn't get a lot
of light because it is this middle period
like you haven't figured out what you are
but it's obviously incredibly like influential
formative
I mean, you know, developmentally, your brain is its most plastic.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure Sophie, you shared this in another episode, so please.
It's that there's two periods of plasticity in the brain.
One is before, like, zero to two years old, and then the other is from, you know, adolescence, 11 to 15.
I want to go back to one thing you said, Mark, which was that you're having trouble remembering that exact period.
Like you can remember before, you can remember after.
And I think you're not alone.
I think that's the case for most people.
It certainly is the case for me.
When we started making this show, I had to sit down, start really digging through those memories.
Like there's so much going on.
There can be a lot of trauma.
You're having a lot of formative experiences.
And I think it's natural to kind of block those out.
But you did say something about a girlfriend.
And we love to ask about crushes on this show.
So I want to know more about that.
What were your crushes like in middle school, your relationships?
I think like
I just
I remember this one girlfriend
I mean I remember
Flash of other ones
but she was just kind of like
cool and sort of
you know we were
we did all grow up
in a slightly inclusive
these sort of like
privileged-ish schools
and I guess
I was just
we were both slightly
offbeat
I remember this girl Nicole
and she was really into music
and we made out
you know we never
did anything super crazy
And I got to second base, maybe
And
Bases, all right, we're really doing it
And that's it
Like I just remember like having fun
Going to movies
Going to see like whatever River Phoenix movie
Was out that week or something with one of the quarries in it
I don't know
Something I remember that time that I've been lamenting recently
I don't know if it's phones or COVID or what
But just a slowness then
Yeah.
We're really watching and experiencing, you know.
Just a walk along like Central Park West or like past a museum steps or something with like a girl that you have a crush on when it's like slightly cold.
It's just like kind of the best.
Stick around.
We'll be right back.
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Tell us about an embarrassing experience in middle school.
Is fourth grade okay?
That's what comes to...
Yeah, we'll take it.
Yeah, we'll take it.
Okay.
Because some people do a bit older, so, yeah, it's kind of just the ballpark.
Okay, that's just the first one that really comes to mine.
I'm sure there's others, but in the relay race, it's field day, which is like, I guess everybody has field day, right?
Like, when the whole school comes to the parents and you do egg and spoon and three-legged race and relay.
And I guess I was just like a little.
little bit of a, I wasn't a flighty kid, but I maybe had a, I could get into my head and daydream and
I was in the last heat of the relay race and the last, you know, runners sort of coming around
and I have my baton, my hand out ready to snatch the baton and I'm just like, whatever the
fuck I'm doing looking up at the clouds. And I start to hear like parents kind of go, you know,
and like before it becomes words in your brain. I'm like, what are they? And right at that moment,
I just see the runner take off past me this way
and I realized like
oh I've been facing like the wrong way
the whole time
and so like I was just like
the only one of four people lined up
in the wrong direction
and it probably would have just gone away
and died a simple death if it wasn't for the fact
that I went to
we went after the race was over
and I trying to pretend like nothing happened like
hey coach yeah it's all good
and and he goes out
look up wrong way
Ronson over here and because
it just sounded so good
it was like a one to grow on like
children's book character
you know Ramona Quimby whatever
like I just it just stuck for all of school
and I still have my best friend from
school when I when a phone rings
he has the song wrong way by sublime
as his ring wow
so can we be clear how long did that stick
like badly
for a year or two
but anybody who do it like
I mean it's still what am I'm like
nearly 40 years later
and I'm still hearing it from like two friends
That's amazing
That's pretty good actually
Mark this is a little bit of a pivot
Out of middle school
But just on the topic of relationships
A lot of people who listen to this show
Send stories and a lot of them have to do with relationships
So I'm just curious
I heard you say last year
That you felt like you were in love
And happy for the first time
And I was wondering
Or for one of the first times
And I was just wondering
What lessons you've learned about love
That you might want to impart
I'm just going to start paraphrasing my therapist
Love rewards the lover
No I think that I mean he says a lot of good shit
But I just don't want to parrot him
I think that the main thing is that like
You basically love up to the level of where you are
Like your partner like I had to sort of get my shit together
And become a stable
Reliable grounded person
So I could
attract someone very special and wonderful like that and end up in a relationship like that.
But I think that basically, yeah, I think you love, you get about where you're at, you know, your partner.
And I feel like I just had to like really get my shit together to be worthy of, you know, grace and my wife and the kind of person that she is.
And I think, you know, we might have met five years ago and might have had like a physical mutual crush and dated for two months.
And she might have just been like, oh, he's a little much for me and then gone on a separate ways.
I'm glad we met when we did.
Yeah, that resonates with me
because actually all of my three most mature
and meaningful relationships of my 20s,
which, and the last one was with my now wife, Domino,
I had met all of them once,
well, I had known all of them prior,
at least in some passing capacity.
And so there's clearly like a time,
like compatibility because of maybe maturity,
world views, whatever those things are.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, that really resonates with me too.
I think a lot of people put a lot of stock in what they want to find in another person.
I think that's really important.
I do think you should think about that and you should be very vigilant about who you're with.
But I think it's just as important to develop those qualities within yourself, right?
Like to see who you're attracting.
How are you going to attract them?
How are you going to attract somebody who's, like, honest and trustworthy and loyal if you're not developing those qualities in yourself?
I think it's really important.
You have to trick them.
So, actually, that kind of line right there makes me, when I was listening, like, refreshing my familiarity with your catalog, which is vast and diverse, a question came to mind that has to do with love.
you know undoubtedly i think we could call you an expert on songwriting which is to say probably also pop song structure and topic and theme which is to say really like three to four minutes stories about love right kind of i tell stories about love in 22 to 48 minutes what it really takes to live a life of integrity is so much like slower and subtler than any of the stories we get movies and shows are about
the beginnings and ends of relationships, generally.
The middle, which is the thing you live,
is glossed over, more or less.
And I get why.
It's very hard to convey.
It is.
It's so hard to convey.
So have you thought about that?
Is there anything I'm saying?
No, that's very interesting, actually,
because it's like it's easy to do the extremes of love,
like the falling in love and then the heartbreak.
In the middle, like, that's why, like, Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
is sort of geniuses, because they're like two of the only people.
that can write like happy songs that don't suck and it's it's hard to like to do that like you
like you are the sunshine in my life like of course we've heard it so many times it's it's like
it just makes you think of like a hotel lobby but it's actually like it's got but it's brilliant
yeah and it's got 74 chords in it and it's like pseudo psychedelic balsanova that became a number one
pop right which is basically every stevie wonder song yeah yeah you are the sunshine of my life
That's why I'll always be around.
There's joy.
There's like so much joy in whatever you want to call it God or higher power.
Like in his thing, you feel it coming out of him.
And then you feel it as much or even more in his songs that are about heartbreak and other things.
I'm not that great at lyrics.
I'm pretty good at chords, arrangement, melody.
if somebody says like
I'm off the deep end
watch as I dive and I'm like
well how about something in the surface
where they can't hurt us
like I can edit and
I've got you know
the brain
but I don't mean like I've got the brain
like a show up like I can't say this
that's amazing
but like I know how to help
successful songs of all time
yeah I think I just mean like I know how to help
someone get where they're like pull out
what they're trying to say is probably what it is
like just having a glossary
and so what you're saying
saying is like well but you're not the right but i guess what i'm saying is like you facilitate a process
as a prolific mega talented and successful producer i think you've proven that there's something
now i'm not expecting you to articulate it right now because you're actually i think the work speaks
for itself i i guess i'm just also curious like i think that there's something you understand
about the way people feel about love what they want to feel not just what it's
Because actually what it is probably eludes us all in a really significant way.
Yeah. But I think you understand what people want to feel. And that's interesting to me.
That's very interesting and a nice compliment. I do think that I think I'm just like an insecure sort of self-deprecating Jew that I have to give myself credit that I probably underplay some of my talents and what I'm doing because I'm just sometimes treated like, I'm just here as a conduit.
Like, I think that there's...
But you now have the numbers to show that it's consistent enough that you know something.
And I think, like, not to get too, you know, psychobabble, but I think I did bury, like, all my pain and feelings for so long that I was, like, not really admitting to the fact that, like, some of this whatever shit was coming out in the songs I might have written with Amy Winehouse or somebody who was, like, very, very displaying an inordinate amount of pain.
I wasn't just like
Here's some chords, Amy
I'm sure there was something sad in me
that enabled me to make my little contribution there
Yeah, and for your last record
Late Night Feelings came out in like 2019
You do work with a lot of women
Like Miley Cyrus, Licky Lee
And they're communicating
Something melancholy
Yeah, that record was really the first record
Because I've worked with people that are
Very emotional, make sad music
For lack of, you know, it's oversimplification or whatever
but in my own music
and I would always been like
relentlessly happy
like of town funk and Oui and Valerie
and in this way that like that's not real life
but I always thought like I'm a DJ
who wants to hear that the DJs had a bad day
like when I was making my own record
like I was always like they've got to be like
joyous and ebullent and I think part of it
was probably because I just thought that like
who's going to give a shit about my real feelings
or what if I say what I'm really feeling and it sucks
but because I had just gone through a divorce
and like I just
I couldn't even process making happy music
at that moment. The only thing coming out was
this. It was great because I made a
record that I'm actually like not only
musically proud of but maybe emotionally
can vouch for as well
with that last one. And something
about what you said about missing. It's not exactly
the same way
that you use the word missing but when I do
go in the studio a lot of the times like
whether I think it out loud or it's a subconscious
thought I'm trying to make what I'm
missing in my life like whether it's a sound or a style or a tempo or an emotion i'm like damn what would
i be psyched to turn on the radio and hear right now that i'm not hearing or that no one else is doing
so so there is a little bit of that that missing element in there i feel like that's what you did with
bruno marr's like uptown funk was like perfect for the moment everybody wanted to hear it it was so
joyous it was like what you're talking about right again i feel like that's missing that's really
it's extremely fun thanks yeah i guess that song was just really
Bruno is also like another person like Bruno makes incredible music and but you and even I guess in the heart breaky sadder songs you always like picture him probably having a great time when he's recording it or performing on stage or something so we're all like yeah that was a very that's a very happy kind of like joyous record I'm really looking forward to like Bruno's like imagine period I think also because he's just such a fucking great songwriter when he really like just lets down the guard fully that's gonna
be, I think that's going to be a great record.
I have a question about Uptown Funk.
I recently saw a clip on TikTok of you.
I think you're on a podcast talking about this moment when you were creating that
song where it was kind of on a different track and then Bruno came up with a
and you initially didn't like it and then you slept on it and you loved it in the
morning.
And you made a point, a really beautiful point about how sometimes
your knee-jerk reaction isn't the right one
and you should when you're collaborating
sometimes you have to give it some space and sleep on it
and I thought that was really
such a great little nugget
of wisdom about collaboration
and you have collaborated with some
of the biggest names
in music and I'm wondering
if you have any other nuggets for us
or basically what else you've learned about
collaborating because I think it is such an art form
I do think that like
and I've read this in like a lot of the
the books that you read in therapy
whether it's like adult children of alcoholics
or whatever like it's a great book that one
I have serious actually
yeah as
as like as together
as I sort of seem and like
easy going like I have
this terrible thing like if anyone
challenges in the studio or even like comes
with another idea my first instinct
is just to like like my
hawk was called like whatever you call it like
I think it's this thing of like
I think that I read in the book you feel like you're being judged
no I read it's just like you're so you grew up having so little control that like you need control and things to be the way you've decided so it could literally be like someone saying they're going to be five minutes later like hey could we try the baseline like this and it's just like it's this weird thing like it triggers me in the most horrible way and I had to learn to manage it because I'm in the studio a lot of the times with people who are as talented more talented have better ideas and there's this kind of slightly pompous thing about being the producer I'm the guy who's got ideas
And Bruno Mars is an incredible producer as well.
His ideas are probably going to be better than yours a lot of the time.
So it's just learning to be like, take a breath.
It's not about being the outfit.
It's just about doing whatever is going to make the end product the kind of best.
And yes, it's always fun when everybody loves your ideas
and you're kind of winning at that moment.
But at the same time, it's like you have to know when to just like
put it aside in the name of the, you know, whatever it is, the art or whatever.
To be honest, I'm very surprised to hear you say that.
Because, again, I feel like you're constantly.
It's not, like, if that's a trigger for you, I mean, you're constantly being triggered.
Your profession is to constantly be, you know?
Yeah, it is.
It is.
And, like, that's why you, like, learn how to manage it.
And, yes, a lot of the times I do have the best ideas.
So it's, like, fine.
And I'm coming in with people who are just happy.
It's not constant, Ben.
It's occasionally.
Yeah, but it's good to be ready for, like, when you're in the studio.
But even bad idea.
saying anybody because the artist is constantly
making suggestions yeah right
and all you really are at the end of the
day is two people's tastes
there is no right or wrong so you're like
kind of lobbying for the fact that like
okay well I've got a little bit more experience
and I kind of know and maybe that's it
but like at the end of the day that's an artist
and that's the thing that they have to go perform around
the world for the next two years and sell it
on TikTok it's like if you really
think this I got to let you roll
with it but yeah it is it is
a really interesting
maybe I enjoy making my own records as much because as well
it's the one time that I get to steer the ship a little more
people are willing to take a little bit of a backseat to your vision
but either way yeah I think it's just knowing
when to get out the way maybe Mark I have a question you mentioned earlier
you sort of briefly touched on like God or a higher power
and you know like historically people used to think that there was like a muse
that would visit the artist to inspire them
and some people feel like they're drawing from a higher power
and I'm just wondering what's your relationship to like
where does inspiration come from do you channel is it you
like sort of what are your thoughts on that
Quincy Jones has this great quote
to my friend Andrew Wyatt always says it's just like
you always got to leave a little space to let God in the room
which is like whether it's your high power whatever is
there is something obviously even if it's not like
the the image you have from like a cheesy
like PBSing of like Mozart
being struck by lightning and then furiously scribbling
for like three hours and then out comes
like a concerto. I think that
when I feel a melody
okay maybe it's a part
of my brain it's completely biochemical
that's just remembered a piece of an old
melody from 17 years ago and I'm
kind of think I'm having a moment but
when you really are in a zone
when you play a chord
or two chords in a row and you know
what the next chord is and then you're finding
it like there's no way
that I'm not being guided by something
and I'm sure that there's like
there's actually an anatomical
whatever like a scientific
explanation for it but it does feel
I think there's something... I think there's something special
that's happening like in
the room at that moment and
the alchemy sometimes there's certain people that I work
with as well like that when we're all
in the room together like there's
just like a thing that happens
or it's like doesn't happen necessarily
sending tracks back and forth there
is I'm sure you know this
I know you make music
I do yeah
I'm sure you know
In the presence of someone like you
I don't feel comfortable
like yes
No no no I
Yes I do
But I do
But I do
So and you know what it's like
When you play a song
For somebody for the first time
It could be your girl
Your best friend
Your A&R your manager
And they're even sitting behind you
On a couch
And you can't even see them
You know
You can start to like
Just with your own body language
know if they like the song or not.
There's something that's just so weird.
You can tell, like, I can always tell.
Like, that always magnifies every problem with the song,
or I'm like, turn it up.
Like, it's either one.
You have been a part of huge hits, like, rehab and shallow.
I mean, uptown, fuck, there's, like, too many to name, but...
That's actually all of them.
Well, they're really big.
When you were part of collaborating on those songs, did you know that you were, like, going to influence?
Like, did you have a feeling like this is about to, like, shift the culture in some way?
These are seismic moments.
Okay, so those songs may be what might be in common with, like, shallow and uptown funk.
There was a moment in the room that we were all just, like, kind of like, just went into an almost, like, trans-like zone.
Like, we were just jamming.
Shallow, I think, was more like because all four of us were, like, presently having our heart stomach.
on and I remember because of the way
Lady Gaga records instead of like sitting
around a guitar everyone has headphones on because
she likes to hear her voice like every nuance
because it's so emotive
and I remember when she said like
the thing aren't she is there
tell me something boy
like the one is it's it's
either the one ain't it hard keeping it so
hardcore or are you happy in this modern
world I remember all
my hair's kind of stood up because I just felt like
she was like consoling me like even
though she was sort of making off on the fly
So we were definitely aware there was like a little bit of a voodoo like in the room that day.
And then the same thing with Uptown Funk, even though it was a little more like laborious.
Like it took place over seven months.
But the first jam that we ever had the birth that song, Bruno was just on drums.
I was on bass.
Jeff Basker was on keys.
And we just had like the dumbest jam for six hours playing the same thing.
You would never want to hear it.
It would be the most boring thing ever.
But it was so much fun to us.
so like the spirit of that even though you labor over verses and lines and things to get to the finish line there was definitely like this uh the whole point was like we have to make the song as exciting as it as is joyous as it felt to us that first day i do feel like music out of all the art forms is the most emotional like i mean i think film is the pinnacle of art form for me in a lot of ways it combines the most because it's the most because it's the most because it's the most because it's the most emotional is the most because of the most.
it combines so many, but
technology. But music,
I think it has to do with being able to close
your eyes and still experience it fully
to be able to
shut off that sense that we
use so much throughout our whole lives.
Even right now, I'm like, I wish I could just close
my eyes. Like your eyes get tired.
Just do it. Just go ahead. Just close your eyes.
Don't worry. Actually, there is a scientific explanation
for that. Oh, really? I learn everything on
podcast. Yeah, nothing on this one, but
evidently, the
let me go ahead and not try and use any terms that I don't know
in a biological sense
when you hear a sound it subverts the brain
and goes to nervous system first
your nervous system is responding to the noise
before you have a chance to think about it
that's a key so I think actually what this is
and even though I don't think there's only explanations
for this physically like it's but
but the physical explanation for that feeling is like
you're just not even getting a chance to think about it
that knowledge you said when you know the next
chord. Yeah. It's so beautiful because you're not
thinking. You know? There's also
a really cool study that I read about that
in these different
sort of tomes for people
mentally troubled that they
would often put on a symphony
like a nice piece of Mozart or Beethoven that would
soothe them. So when MP3 sort of
first came around I guess or first became popular
sometime in the early 90s
they played the same
exact piece
of music on an
MP3 which is a slightly compressed piece of
music on the CD
and not only did it not have the same
calming effect on the patients
it actually had an agitating
effect because there are frequencies
basically when you make up an MP3
that they take out all the stuff that's not
really that the human ear can't
hear so all the frequencies above here and below there
because they're like well we have to make this
file small but those are the things that you
feel that vibrate that touch your skin and the absence of those and maybe the way that compression
happens like is actually something that's like you feeling your soul so it's kind of bizarre
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Mark, you have your own record label and you obviously are in a position where you can be pretty
selective about who you work with, who you sign.
So I'm just curious, like, what do you look for when you decide to collaborate with an
artist and what is the ethos of your label?
I think it's basically actually what we were just talking about.
Like, I'm not, I wouldn't be very good at picking hits and listening to five.
500 demos are going through TikTok or Spotify, like there's probably a million hits of the past year I would not pick up on.
But if it's somebody who I hear something and I just feel that kind of like hair stand up or I'm just like it makes me feel like something.
Oh my God, that's kind of all.
And it basically sounds like nothing else that I can think of at that moment.
So King Princess is sort of the main art, well, maybe the only artist at this moment on the label, that the first time I heard her song, 1950, I just like from the first line, I just.
was in love with her voice and that's kind of it.
I'm just looking for anybody to move me.
I'll never make any money off the label.
It's just I hope they all make money,
but I just like, that's not why I do it.
I just do it to like give a platform to people that I think are interesting.
I was watching your architectural digest.
I thought it was really funny what you said that someone told you,
the thing you want to show off most,
you should put in your guest bathroom because that's where most people will see it.
And you have a framed letter from Stevie Wonder.
and I just wonder what did he say to you
or can you tell us like one thing
or something about that relationship?
Yeah, he's just
you know like a lot of people
like Pan, he's my absolute favorite ever
And
Is he your number one?
He's my absolute number one
All right, Mark
All right, it's great, it's great news
Yeah, absolute number one
And I had always wanted to
Make some kind of piece of music with him
Which obviously just sounds like a pipe dream
But on my last record, on the record with Uptown Funk, Uptown special,
sorry, two records ago, I had this melody and we kept trying to put words to it,
which was usually when I write a melody, it's like, okay, what are the lyrics?
And every time I put lyrics, it sounded goofy, and I was like,
the only thing I can hear doing this melody is Stevie Wonder's Harmonica.
And everybody was like, yeah, that's great.
And what else?
The one had recorded at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
So I somehow, I just as like a kind of Hell Mary sent it to,
We had the same sort of agent at CAA and Steve Harrodite.
Rob, I've met him.
Just because he repped DeAngelo as well.
Oh, he did, of course, of course.
I don't know if you said that.
Yeah, I think he might.
Yeah, so Rob is a G, and he's like, I'll do what I can.
I'll forward it on and put in a good word.
So it turned out, and Stevie Wonder played this harmonica line.
And so I finally got to meet.
I actually didn't meet him.
I went to his show in Toronto and I waited for half an hour and then I got so nervous at the prospect of meeting him because he's just such a hero that I left
But he later asked me to be in in something that he was doing to raise awareness for
I think it was either Martin Luther King
No, obviously he made that on a national holiday with happy birthday
Some other thing that he was doing that was like sort of activist
Oran movement, yes, so so he asked me and the letter was really it wasn't even like hey mark I hope everything's good
it was just like probably a letter that just got sent to everybody.
But I framed it anyway.
I think it's a great move.
And it's not a thumbprint on it.
Oh, that's amazing.
Oh, wow.
You gave that little tidbit of going to see Stevie Wonder Live and then chickening out and getting nervous.
And it made me wonder, I mean, you've worked with a lot of the biggest names.
You are one of the biggest names.
Do you still get nervous?
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, I think at some point I was like, I should have just like,
manned up for lack of better term and just stayed there and met my hero but like what was I going to do
say something embarrassing maybe but um I feel like almost at some point it was almost like impolite not to wait
around but I was just like a little bit freaked out maybe I hold him in such high esteem but as far as being
nervous and because I still DJed quite a lot but like not like I did when I was playing four nights a week
and I was like a well-oiled robot like in my 20s and could go into any room and not to kill it because I only play
once or twice a month maybe now
I always feel just a little rusty
so I'm always like
whether I'm playing like a basement club
for 200 people or like a big
festival crowd I'm always
fucking like that for until the second
song is kind of like underway
like the butterflies and my
like the things are just so fucking
horrible like and it was
way worse when I used to smoke because you think
a cigarette calms your nose what all it does is just
like sending you right to the nearest port of
potty. Just like coffee.
Just like coffee, I think it's going to help you out, but it's just bringing anxiety closer.
Yeah.
So I still get nervous.
You know, there's like a romanticization of that.
Like, Bowie and DMX threw up before every show.
Like, is it because it shows you care and you want it?
Is there a healthy balance?
Like, do you have to take beta blockers?
Like, I think it's just, it's different for everyone.
I feel like managed anxiety is sort of the best place you could want to get to maybe.
Like I wouldn't ever want to
I don't know what I would do if I lost it forever
But I think like at least being like
Okay how much if this anxiety is actually real
And the thing and how much are you just like
Freaking out and being an idiot
If you could go back to your
To your middle school self
12 or 13 years old
To that kid in the intern
Into the what the mail room or
Yeah everywhere
Yeah
What would you say
it's weird because you
sort of like you don't want to change
anything because I'm sort of
finally happy in some ways about
where I am like it's like if you
go back in time and step on an insect
I agree with that Donald Trump become president
but I just think
that I don't think I'd say anything
I would be fun to watch
I'd just like be a fly in the wall
and be like oh look at him like
that robot that keeps going
into the wall and it's trying to clean the room
is that
the zoomba
you just kind of look at him
he just can't get out of his way
he just keeps going
he just keeps going the wrong way
but yeah wrong way
sorry sorry now I'm perpetrators
I don't know I wouldn't say anything
because you know there was
had a pretty good middle school
in the end and whatever was like
seemed like a trial and tribulation at the time
or whatever was fine
That's very sweet.
Thank you, Mark.
This is so wonderful.
Thanks so much.
Nice to meet you.
So today's real life middle school story comes from a listener who much like Mark Ronson
is a prolific songwriter.
Well, I guess you wrote one song about her crush.
You're not really prolific.
Terrific.
Not that either.
Let me set the scene for you. It's 2009. I'm in sixth grade attending a very conservative religious school, and I'm obsessed with exactly three things. The 60s, the Civil War, and my crush, CJ. So, what's a girl like me to do? Isn't it obvious? Impress CJ by writing a song about Stonewall Jackson to the tune of eight days a week and perform it in front of our entire sixth grade class. I mean, what could go wrong, right? I somehow convinced my teacher to live.
let me do this.
And so there I am.
At the front of the class, making eye contact with CJ,
ready to just thrill him with my masterpiece,
I open my mouth and it's gone.
I know the words, but what's the tune?
How does it go?
I flounder.
No, I flail.
I mumble a couple of verses while my teacher tries to make sense of it all.
I cry.
I cry a lot.
I don't impress CJ or anyone, but when I go home early, I finally remember the tune.
Well, at least I have the world's catchiest song about Stonewall Jackson stuck in my head.
Fuck.
You can hear Mark Ronson's production in the new movie Elvis,
or you can join his online music production course on BB.
D.C. Meestro. And you can also follow him on Instagram at I am Mark Ronson.
Podcrushed is hosted by Penn Badge Lee Navacavlin and Sophie Ansari. Our executive producer is Nora Richie from Stitcher. Our lead producer editor and composer is David Ansari. Our secondary editor is Sharaff and Twistel. This podcast is a ninth mode production.
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And we're out. See you next week.
It also reminded me of my favorite tweet ever, which was so long ago.
It was like at the advent of Twitter, but I remember some girl just, like, random girl posted.
Cisco just blocked me for suggesting he calls his next album Thongs in the Key of Life.
And I was like, God, that's really.
If someone makes it fun in me and it's that good,
you have to have a sense of humor about it.
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