Podiots - Podiots: Episode 11 - Dog Rap (Feat. Cultaholic)

Episode Date: July 24, 2018

It's time for another chat with our buddies at Cultaholic! This time, Jack and Adam are in the firing line. Also Michael had a very musical weekend, Peter experienced a 'bovine incursion', and Ben's just so furious, you guys. We're proudly sponsored by Turtle Beach! Get the Turtle Beach Headsets we wear: http://bit.ly/vidiotsbeach Buy yourself some Vidiots merch: https://yogsca.st/VidiotsMerch YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/vidiotsofficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/VidiotsOfficial Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vidiotsofficial Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/vidiotsofficial Discord:  http://bit.ly/VidiotsDiscord Follow the gang on Twitter: Ben: @Confused_Dude Peter: @ThatPeterAustin Michael: @ParrotBoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Do not disturb. Don't. Don't you do it. Stop. Are you thinking about... Stop! Are you thinking... Are you even considering disturbing me? It's nudging you on the shoulder. Don't. It's been switched on until 8 a.m. tomorrow because iPhone...

Right. Yeah. I mean, you could always put your phone on Airplay. turned off Bluetooth until 8 a.m. tomorrow when you're going to need it back on again. The annoying about the Wi-Fi as well. It does that either turn it off for an hour or turn it off until tomorrow, and it's kind of random which one chooses. I wish you'd just turn off till tomorrow or turn off until I tell you to turn back on again.

If I'm going along going, oh, why am I going to get any Wi-Fi? Oh, yeah, I turned it off yesterday. I'll turn it back on. Yeah, that's fine. That's how it works. But Peter, if you have your Wi-Fi off for 24 hours, then somehow that means algorithms and Apple's going to get some, sweet sweet earpod money off you Algorithms, yeah

It's all about Algae rhythms when you're off the grid Exactly Algae rhythms Hello That's his music name Alginon rhythm Guys

I'm gonna start with something A little sad if that's okay A little bit rubbish So Sorry about that Now some of you may have noticed That's the headline Yes sorry about that

Some of you may notice In last week's post some time And probably tomorrow's as well Yeah Because it went out at the same time you thought, oh, Ben seems like he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't care what's going on. Well, the truth is, without going into detail,

I've had a bit of a shit time. Yeah, the last few weeks. So if I seem disinterested or unappreciative, it's not the case at all. No. I'm just trying to sort of get through what I'm going through at the moment. You certainly were, and hopefully you're a happier boy now. But certainly, that wasn't a great day,

and we recorded two episodes. Yes, it's the effects lead on for a while. So tomorrow, Ben might be, it might be Blue Ben again. Yes. But don't worry. He's still, he's still, love the task. Don't worry. No, I absolutely love the task.

I just wanted the fine people at home to know that I was not in a good place. And I'm still not in a great place, to be honest, but it's getting better. It is. The joys of YouTube, you've got to be happy all the time. Everybody smile. It's fine. I'm also taking a break from Twitter. as well, just in case people are tweeting me

just so, you know, what is going on. But fortunately, Michael and Peter have been brilliant. Michael especially has been received. Yeah, Michael's been a Superman with editing. The idea was that we would both be brilliant and help. And then I was just not able to be because of things, some things out of my control and some things not.

Yeah. So if things have been a bit weird on the channel recently, it's because I've been managing all of it. Usually we have Ben to do the social media and scheduling. Instead, I've taken over the scheduling. I've just ignored social media, so sorry about that, guys. I did some of it, and then Ben did some of it, and, oh, it's been a bit all over the place. Chaos.

Yes. It'll get back to order soon. It will. If you saw there was a mad flurry of social media yesterday, that was me finally being able to sort of... Sit it to death. Yes, exactly. Even in the best state of mind, I can't be asked with social media. So, yeah, I just, I wanted to let people know that's what's going on.

I'm not, if I look off in a video, or if I'm just, not in a video. There's a reason for it. It's not that I can't be asked or that I don't give a fuck. Or he's done with your tat or anything like that. Yeah, exactly. We're going to shoot some more tat stuff after this and I'm very excited. I'm always very appreciative of

the tat. We've got a lot. We have. Yes. Thank you very much everybody for listening to this Downer to start this podcast but we're going to go have some fun now. Oh. And we're going to have a chat with Adam Pachiti and Jack Tujoba off of the cultaholics. We're all going to get in our interview vehicle and drive off to Newcastle.

Everyone, hop in. It's like a TARDIS. All aboard the Banta bus. This was like weeks ago. It was a few weeks to board us. Oh God, yeah. It's quite well now. Yeah, it's a time capsule.

Just ruined the magic of editing there. No, that's fine. Oh, hello, Adam, Petitie and Jack. The job are coming into the room right now to do an interview immediately. Hang on, hang on, we've got to roll the music. We've got to roll the music first. But they sure are just outside.

They're actually here. Yeah, okay. And music. Hello everybody and welcome to episode 11 of one, one. Bopis. It's a popcast. It's potty. It's Bopis and you're Boppaeus. I'm Ben. I'm Michael. I'm Peter. Hey, we did it that time. I'm quite proud there. I don't think we'll ever do that ever again. This is the official podcast, not that it would be anything else, of the Vidiot's YouTube channel, where we talk about just random things.

We usually abide by the, the, you know, law of the three us where everybody brings a thing along to talk about but because we've got this lovely chat with our good friends from cultaholic cult erholic we've only got one uh although michael's brought a thing i brought a thing so we and we have questions yeah so like i've got things to talk about it's not going to be an empty podcast we've got some bopstions that we're going to get to shortly we're sponsored by turtle beach did you know this whoa that's news to me what shit what is what is that on your head take them off oh my goodness it's turtle beach it's it's sort of a metaphor for a palm tree and a little leather boy with a shell on his back what's that

i got to to push the apple shake the tree it's a do agadoo does that mention palm trees at any points could we just imagine the tree is a palm tree yeah just imagine a nice palm tree that has apples on it a nice apple palm tree it's the land of mini disco it anything can happen if you want some agadu headphones go to bit.l.l. i agadu wants them hey oh nice bit dot owa slash viddi it's Beach or bit.0.0.4 slash Agadoo. No, that doesn't... Well, you'll make Agadoo.

I could go back and add it, but I'll have to remember. So we might have to add it. God, they might... You know what, you fucked us there, I think. Store.orgscast.com to get our delicious merchandise. Our Vs1 shirt is officially gone. It's gone forever. It's gone.

We missed out, fucker. Having very... Yeah, you pricks. You didn't buy it. You're at the worst. Suck it, Nob. We're having a very important business meeting over the next few days to decide on a new fight.

design but you can still buy yellow shirt, black shirt and white shirt with the logo on it. All with word vidiots on either in yellow text or white text. I really like the black shirt with the yellow videts load. Yeah. I think that looks really nice. Yeah. It's like the fires of hell. Anyway. So we went to Newcastle a few weeks ago now and we spoke to, uh, we had a couple of chats with the cultaholic boys who we of course used to work with at name redoubt. Dunn did. They've now started their own wrestling channel up. It's going very well. It's called cultaholic. They're lovely people. Colthaholic.

Yeah. Coulth-Ult-a-Holic. Let's roll that chat. I mean, come in, guys. In they come. Welcome, boys. Oh, and we're talking. Door.m. MP3. You can't slam these doors. Easy closed doors. We're now joined by Adam and Jen. Hello.

Hey, guys. Jack. Jack. Such venom. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't mean it. Are you okay, Jack? I'm not too bad, thank you.

You sure? Yep, at the time of recording, football is very much coming home. I'm elated. It's always way. What about you, Adam? I'm okay, yeah. I got back from holiday yesterday. Are you excited about football coming nearby?

They announced it on the plane, actually. They were doing live updates. Like the pilot genuinely was doing commentary. Wow. Yeah, not worried about any safety. sieges or anything he was just talking about Harry Kane

and other footballists his name at any point was he like oh referee like did he get any was he into it at all yeah he was really into it everyone was in fact

people were cheering and stuff it was like you know American flights where they land and everybody clap yeah it's lovely it was a real spirit of sort of camaraderie

on the flight it was really nice yeah that sounds amazing how was your holiday oh it was beautiful it was all inclusive so yeah

everything so I spent all of my time drinking very poor quality majitos on the beach and just getting very burned. Yeah, you are very burned. Yeah, I didn't know. Not really your fit, more your legs. Face is fine. I put sun cream on my face and then forgot about the legs,

and now the legs are really, like I didn't know the sunburn could be so awful. I thought that sunburn was just like, oh, your skin hurts. I've had it before. This was like, I woke up today, and I tried walking, and I couldn't really walk. It was really, really bad and I was sweaty last night and feverish and yeah, Newcastle Well, we can try and distract you a little bit

With some questions that we've got Good segue that I did actually want to ask him a little bit about his holiday Well, I've already I've already saidweighed So what are you going to do My backpedal a bit I just want to know what there is to do in Tunisia

Did you mostly just hang out on the beach Or do you like wander around and see things Didn't really do anything to be honest Oh yeah I planned on going away Not thinking about wrestling which is very much what I did I did one little sort of excursion so I went into Tunisia

like the shopping district found that very very stressful because people are very very pushy so like if you go people would go for a handshake and I'm British so of course I just like I extend my hand and I shake the hand bang they grabbed you, you're in their shop

oh yes do you want some I've got a bag which I bought out there like a big leather bag full of fake like Armardi belts not full of no I'm not really but they're so cheap, but I was like, there you go,

Father's Day is probably coming up, maybe. It's just being. Well, I didn't get him anything, so I just didn't want to say. No, I did, I did. I got him a water with a cheetah t-shirt. So, yeah, I've got a load, a bag full of stuff, boxes. You know, those little puzzle boxes that you have to, loads of crap, yeah.

So, yeah, it was a fun thing. Did you want to buy any of it, though? I like the boxes. I got some, you know what, I got some really nice kitchen stuff, like a big cheese board. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's really good. I wouldn't lay down. They filmed some Star Wars in Tunisia.

They did, the Igloo looking thing. Somebody tweeted me a picture, did you go and see this? Right. I didn't. Well, I've never seen Star Wars. Fair enough. Yeah, some of them are still there. Michael.

Michael's never seen Star Wars either. I don't think it's for me. Okay, fair enough. It's fair enough. It's rubbish now, and then awful. It is, yeah. I think they do something in your own in Tunisier as well. Which Star Wars?

The start of the first one? What? With the sand people and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On Peru, whatever. Yeah, an Uncle Owen. Deepest dark as Peru. Yeah.

Right, we've got a question here. Oh, right. We actually asked this already to Sam and Ross, but we just thought, we'd like to hear your thoughts on it as well. This is from Shendorius, who asks, just how much of an impact did leaving name redacted have on you guys? And do you feel better overall? Well, leaving Woolworths was really difficult for me.

They shut down, didn't they? They did. I was made redundant. Were you? Yeah, yeah, my job. Job of head of pick and mix, I think that was my... I think it was confectionery technically, but I wasn't allowed to touch the parts.

I was only allowed to do the pick and mixed. It was a very simple job. That's just anti-theft, presumably, all day, just stopping children take penny sweets. No, it's making sure that the stock is replenished. And making sure that the scoops are clean. Making sure that the passive aggressive signs that say, like, buy before you try,

with a smiley face on it, but it's like, don't steal it. Do it. Name redacted, what was the question? How did you feel? How much have an impact did it have leaving, and do you feel better? Yeah, certainly feel better, feel sort of more in control. It's nice to be in control of the content that we're producing, I guess.

The one thing I say is that I'm really appreciative for the opportunities that were afforded to me while I was there. I had a great time and I got to meet people who I consider my heroes, you know, Brett Hart, Angle and got to do it. There's some really cool stuff. Barbara Ray Dudley put me through it. table and that's really cool that's like a bucketless thing um but yeah i i think there were there were things that they did there that a lot of us didn't agree with or enjoy doing and um yeah so it's nice to be able to to not do those things here i guess yeah yeah i'd agree largely um i joined as a writer and then sort of became somehow a video presenter i think you were the

same as well you weren't you didn't join as a yeah as an editor yeah and you guys were also no you joined as a... So they just hired me, I don't know. You kind of, because by that time, they were doing video stuff, but when the three of us joined, I think they weren't really even doing it. Well, I was brought on as the first video editor after Sam. For game. Oh, right, just it for the whole site.

Yeah, me and James Armstrong were both like the sort of the two video editors they first hired after that. Right. So, yeah, I felt, you know, really relieved to leave. I think mainly because, you know, of creative. freedom and that sort of thing and also um i don't know if like the others would mind me saying this but i think i was one of the more like radical ones wanting to do it on our own a lot i'd often bring it up like oh imagine if we could do this my never really thinking that we actually would to

be honest and then we actually did um it was pretty scary times but now it seems to be up and running so it's all right yeah it's all good yeah ross was far less diplomatic yeah you guys oh really was he oh i should say more than oh you know he was thrilled he was absolutely thrilled yeah No, but that's... What did he say? Is it going to get us in trouble? No, right. It's not going to get us in trouble.

He just sort of... Yeah. He's pleased to be here. He's very pleased to be here. Good. Yeah. No, it's great to see you guys up and running because I must admit, when I started at Name Redacted,

and I saw you guys just, you know, as a unit making these amazing videos and with the incredible community that you guys had, I did always wonder why or what it would take for you guys to sort of strive out and strive to do it. five million pounds and you've got it we got it in the bank now five months in we certainly don't have

five minutes just to make a clue we do not have five million pounds yeah it was as Jack said it was always something that we had discussed but it was like and it was something that we discussed for a long time as well

like over a year probably and it was just like why we why can't we go and do this on our own for a variety of different reasons and yeah it was really exciting when it happened and obviously it wasn't the smoothest of starts

but it's good that now like we feel like we've got a real community with Culturholic and that's like something that we're most proud of. Yeah, I also feel like we're a lot a lot of the stuff at Name Redacted was, and that's just the way they do business, it's fine, obviously it gets hits and stuff

but a lot of it was very negatively slanted. Right. And while you know, we do like to take a balance view of wrestling, I think are sort of standing in the wider wrestling community, both with like wrestling promotions and other sites and that sort of thing is generally a bit more

I think people are a bit more open to like collaborating with us and stuff just because the content's a lot more positive yeah it makes a difference no I think it's important to I mean we don't want to go totally the other way I want to keep a balance but I think that's that's another big reason that I prefer

you know this to like being on our own I prefer it so yeah yeah I think we we were sort of thinking of going off on our own and trying to find some money and stuff but and unfortunately we heard from the Oxcast which was great yeah what are they like in real life are they just hilarious lads yeah they're all lovely lovely people

and again like I think now that we're there and we're doing more kind of creative content that's not just you know either being really critical or sort of forcing out a film review for something that we didn't really even want to go and see you know stuff like that it's just having that great freedom isn't that seem quite specific yeah well we we saw some films that we weren't really asked about seeing oh yeah mother what it was called oh mother was dreaded

Mother, the horror film with the spooky women who comes up and... Is it a horror film? Maybe I'm thinking of something else. Mama, I'm thinking you're Mama, sorry. That was pretty creepy. I watched that when I was at uni.

Oh, no, I'd never watch that. Oh, okay. Mother, you wouldn't like it was shit. Talk more about Yogscast. What's Gavin Free like? That's definitely not. Have a men. He's a long way away.

Casey Nicestat, like. What's Logan Paul like? Yeah, he's great. They do actually, they have done some stuff with the achievement under that. Oh, have they? It's different of Gavin Free, but yeah like Jeremy and Matt and Jeremy maybe

I don't know I'm not too familiar with this I remember like years ago my mate Tom showing me the shadow of Israel at the start of him and I was like this is crazy

and I looked at it like wrestling and I was like well it's a work like it's definitely they're acting to a degree but you do you want it it's great and then looking from there to like how they've grown into this

huge thing with like various channels like you guys under them and stuff it's crazy it's really impressive also quite like hat film I think they're funny chaps. They're lovely chants as well. Very sexy too.

Right, yeah, it goes. Beautiful guys. Plyte. That's up with your fan's names. No, I've seen Iroquois Pliskin on Twitter before quite a lot. I think he's a fan of us as well, or she. Or she. That's the name of, that's a Metal Gear, solid reference.

Oh, is it, okay. Why does Jack get hard on buses? Oh, right. That's a good question. Can you please explain this? They are a fan. Yeah, they are, yeah. I'll go into detail.

Not about... Not the last. not the length or the girth in one of the best videos I think we've done since the channel started actually and it's quite a slog to get through but it was a bloody good laugh we were all on a bus

no we were doing a WrestleMania reactions video for WrestleMania 34 about an hour long actually so you know split in the chunks if you want to watch it or just like get in the bath and just watch it but at one point I tried to do a bit of like

I don't know where like the topic went but I was trying to defend like no do you never get like lads Do you ever get, you know, a bit of an erection on a bus sometimes when it's vibrating? And obviously all three of them were like, no, what? And then for the next sort of three or four videos,

there was a reference to it, often by Adam Pichiti. I see. Jack's got a stiffy, hashtag Jack's got a stiffy. Do you steer clear of buses, or is that something you actively seek out? No, I just remember that at uni, there was a bus that we often got into town.

And me and my, oh, this is going to make me sound like such a ladi prick. Like me and my mates coined the term bus, which stood for bus boner. Like, oh, lots have got a bus bow. Anyway. Right. Is that what?

Sounds so much more suspect than what it actually was. Do you tell your friends when you've got a boner? No, I don't message the group chat. Like, guys, remember. Guess what? On the bus boat.

We wouldn't, like, point out, we wouldn't tell each other at the time. We'd tell each other, like, oh, I came back from Tesco's today and I had a bus. I had an erection on public transport. See, ha-ha. I only heard,

ha-ha-law. I only heard, like, half of this. And I thought the point that you've made was like, you were just talking about when you just get an erection like, you know, like an inconvenient at any time.

Well, it is one of them. It's within the, it's a subset of that. But I didn't realize it was sort of kind of kind of as a result of being on the bus. It's the vibration. And it's a regular thing. Right. His friends and him have made a word.

Word battle. I'm sort of, no, no, no, no, no. You're trying to make it well. Busbo. You will, you will, you will, you'll get home from university. Sorry, you'll get back to your, your halls. and with a crate of Fosters Yeah, it's great

Just let me finish this off And you'll You'll say, hey, hey Johnny, knock knock Johnny And he'll go, yeah, Jack, what's up? I've got a bus bow today Oh, you didn't! You got a bus boat?

What number? Number 34, John. Oh, that's the good one. That's 40 minutes. Number 34. Do you ever feel guilty? About what? Public and decency

My accidental erections Which I hear always How do you deal with it? How do you deal with it? Oh Put whichever side it's like leaning to Just put a hand in that pocket Yeah

I want to just play with it So you are actually touching your turn No no no no If you're putting your hand in your pocket You are repositioning your penis You're touching your penis on a bus Which is literally illegal Let me talk about

I'm not repositioning it I'm putting my hand in to create A secondary like Bulge in which blends in with the first one, so it just looks like it's all my hand. So you're hiding it. Hiding it. Yes. Smoke and mirrors. It's like wrestling, man. It's the same. It's just like wrestling.

Got another question here. Oh, thank God. From Mike Fox. At Turbogeek 421. 421. 421. You're blazed it. Just slightly too far. When is Jack the Throbber going to get help with his zoo addiction? So again, Jack the Throbber is a name that stemmed from the previous

story. Right. I've also been referred to... Is this something to do with you, Pachiti? Is this another... No, not really. Well, But yeah, I started, when I was, when we were doing stuff with Name Redacted, if I ever had to cover one of Jack shows, which wasn't very often, I'd say Jack's gone to the zoo. Oh, would you say it back then? Yeah, I used to say it back then. So whenever I do it now, like it.

No, no, no, not at all. But I just hammered it. That's all you've got to do with YouTube, isn't it? You repeat something for long enough. And then it just becomes a thing. It's Ross Tweddle's success. It's his business model. And then, yeah, so I started saying it when I was covering for Jack's videos here.

If I was doing a news piece, I said, Jack's gone to the zoo. So I send him the best. Yeah. and Jack the throbber is That's about the bus A lot of clever people on Twitter have combined the two So like oh he's on his way to the zoo

With an erection Don't get arrested by the zoo police On the zoo bus with the bus boat Yeah The zoobo I guess If you get on at the zoo Britain's got talent Zos and Boyle

Yeah But the last time I actually went to the zoo I remember it was quite a few years ago now So it's actually untrue And then Ross was away It's still time mate We could go today if you like No I'm all right thanks

He's banned. Weren't too many zoo boats. Ross was away a few, like a month or two ago. And I didn't know why he was away. I came in, Pachitia, you had done a video to cover for Ross, and he was like, Ross is at the spa. And I was like, oh, good one. Like, that's your equivalent of, like,

I'm at the zoo, Ross is at the spa. But no, he was actually, that was true. He was actually, Ross actually went to the spa. From what I gather, he had a lovely time as well. Oh, we should have asked him about that. He should. He's been very secretive about it, actually. Well, he was at the beginning. He started discussing it.

He did have treatments, so I think he had a massage and a facial and stuff. Nice. That sounds lovely. It's very unlike Ross, isn't it? It's a surprising. I expect it, yeah. It's not last year. Where did he go? Was it the Euros a couple of years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the England fans.

And now he's, it's World Cup time. He's nipped to the spa. He was very much before the World Cup. I left the office last night to watch the World Cup match at home, and Ross watched it in here. So when that penalty, the winning penalty went in, I can only imagine the scenes in this office, just one person, just jumping away.

Four broken windows. Jesus. How cool is Sam in real life? He's so dreamy, such a cool guy, tell him I love him. That's from... Sam Drive. At less defined... Sam Driver.

How cool is he? Is that actually from him? Yeah, how cool is Sam in real life? He's so cool, such a cool guy, tell him I love him. He's fine. He's all right. Yeah, he's all right. If it was a sitcom cast, he'd be, like,

the comically, like, Dawa one, like the grumpy one. Mr. Grumpy. Or if there was like an office, then he'd be the grumpy one, like Mr. Grumpy. Like in this actual office. Oh, yeah. It's strange, isn't it? How dreamy is he was the next bit? Yeah.

Well, I think he is dreamy. There's no question. Oh, that's right. Okay. Sure. Final questions. Well, no, to be fair, quite a few, um, whenever we get comments from like people saying, this one's my favorite because they're attractive, they don't word it like that.

Yeah, they go for Sam. A lot of them, yeah, Sam's got a certain type. I think it's like the tattoos. Is that directly why you got your tattoos? Because I want to be more like Sam. Exactly, no, that's right. I want to be the grumpy one. That's the rule.

Whoever's got the most tattoos is the most grumpy. Oh shit, that is actually true. It's true for us as well. Oh, you? MJ's covered. Yeah, he's furious. Is where you've seen that boy. He's always, always glaring.

This is from at underscore as lovely. are you guys from vidiots and cultaholics friends or is their rivalry between you? Whoa. Well, there's big rivalry with all the wrestling lists that you guys are pumping out. We keep tweeting and taking responsibility

whenever Taz thanks you guys for your... I don't know how that came back to, they just not checked? I'm guessing they just didn't check. There's so many lists go out of there. Why would they know? We're doing punishment as soon as well.

You know that? Are you? Oh, right. I wouldn't have been annoyed. A lot of tattoo rivalry as well going on between Vidiates and Coltholic, I think. Oh, is there?

Yeah. Have you got a tattoo, Ben? You do, don't you? I've got two, yeah. What have you got? I've got that one. This works well on a podcast. Do you want to describe that one?

This one's black and this one is also black. Oh, sweet. No, they're really nice. Both of them have words. Michael really likes yours, but you're your UFO one. Oh, does he? We've got like a link dump. If we take a photo over it, we can put it in the

on YouTube. actually look at it, right? You own that? A photo that we own. Yeah, absolutely. Manitiser. You monetise my skin. Michael's also got a very good eye for things, doesn't he? He's very creative, very good at photography and stuff.

So the fact that he likes it, that's really... He's always wanted a tattoo like that, and then you got it, and now he feels like he can't. Well, he definitely can't now. He should just get a dog. Because we're rivals. If he does that. Well, you are friends, but we live very far apart, I think is the serious answer. Right.

Yeah, if we live nearby, it would be... Oh, carnage on the streets of Newcastle. We wouldn't be able to share a city. even though we did successfully for like two years. This sort of happened before actually. I was at Beamish on a day out with my friend and I bumped into

Peter and it was off the chain It was. I've heard this story talk. It was unbelievable. Can you explain Beemish? Beamish is like a, I think they call it a model village but not in terms of the time. It's a living museum. A living museum. Yeah, it's not and I was walking along. I didn't even see Pachit despite the fact that he towers over me

and I'm just chatting to my girlfriend and then I hear Peter, Amy I looked up and there he is and I asked him, I said yeah, yeah it's great and I asked him, I said are you having a good day and I didn't get a yes or no he just said I'm going home now

It was my second time at Beamish that day out and once you've seen one Beamish you've seen it all I guess it doesn't change I guess it wouldn't because it's a historical living museum No fucking rides anywhere as bollocks. As a local, like we often went there on like school trips and stuff

and it was just, I'm sick of Beamish quite a lot. Yeah, it's not very good. Have you seen the, if anyone listening to try and imagine it better, have you seen the South Park episode with the Frontier Land? Yeah. Where they refused to break character, when it gets like, yeah, like some kind of hit squad, like attack it.

I think so, yeah, they've got to pretend that they don't know what the assault weapons are. Yeah. And they all get killed. It's funnyer than it sounds. Peter's actually told that story like six times in the pub now. Yeah. Every day we didn't time we meant.

We didn't say anything to each other. It was just a really weird like, all right. Not saying it should for like maybe. No, we could have stood and chatted for ages. And it was just weird. And it's not reflective of our friendship. No, that's what's your rivalry. Yeah, exactly.

After we'd gone, Amy turns to me, she went, oh, it's nice to see Adam for you. Well, literally see him. That's all I did. Didn't talk to him. But yeah, off he goes. Yeah. Amazing.

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Awesome. Guys, thank you. Thank you. A light's mattering. Oh, I was actually just doing that to see in the audio file way, but that's fine. We can just pretend that to can. Thanks, guys. Bye, love you.

Bye. We get a heroes there, leave. Heroes exit. Heroes? Oh, God. Well, before we leap into a question. A question. A question that's asked by you guys.

By Alan Long. Sorry. A long. A question. Oh, very good. Yeah, okay. There's a couple of things. that I want to ask you guys about.

Oh. Me and Michael. Yes, me and Michael, yeah. What? Okay. Me and Michael. Well, I think Michael has, I'm sorry, Peter, the more interesting anecdote. So I'm going to get you done first.

Oh, I see. I see. You caught a train to Bristol this morning. I did. From the north area. Yeah. And it seems that you always have a nice quaint tale to go with your travels. Now, before you talk about your train journey, I also caught the train in.

I caught it from Oxford instead. And I had, you know, on sort of transport, public transport in Britain, there's sort of an unwritten rule to be terrified of everybody and terrified of slightly upsetting or offending anybody. So if you're in someone's seat and they say get out the way, or can you move, please, you're like, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry. So I walked onto this train this morning. I found my seat and it had, he looked like a dickhead. Right.

Wow. This, not to judge a book by a cover. ritual dickhead in it. He had a willie for a head. Wow. And he was sat there with his arms crossed. He was sort of middle-aged guy. On the ticket, it said Richard Head.

Richard Head. Dr. Richard Head. Yeah. But if you look down the carriage, it doesn't have any of those. It didn't have any of the displays to say if the seat was reserved. Mine went on today. There's been a fault. They're never on.

Oh. Well, I think the train that I was on usually does the ticket stubs in the seat to say if it's reserved. And I said, excuse me, you're in my seat. And he sort of went, and he turned around and he looked up at the seat. behind him and the headrest and there was no thing there and he silently stood up and then moved across and I said thank you and I sat down I heard him say if you say so wow are you fucking 12 you say this seat and I said and I said back under my breath well that's what it says on my ticket yeah and then I sat there sort of quietly fuming and furious like who the fuck is this guy

why we've all agreed as British people so if someone ask you to move even if you know it's your seat, you get up and apologise. That's how it works. That's what you served. You've got to do it. I had that once on a train. Like, I had reserved a seat. There was a person in my seat and said, hey, that's my seat. Do you mind I'm moving out the way? I'm like, oh, I've been sat here. Right. Okay, then, why don't we just do that to like African colonies? Well, we did, didn't we? Excuse me? Well, yeah. Maybe it's more British to just say, well, I've been sat here. Yeah, I was like, you know, it's mine now. But I took it. I don't understand. I had to leave, but I'll take all the

resources with me. Yes, mine now. I'm taking the chair. You can have the spot. But I was here before you. What? Yeah, anyway, yeah, so I had to reaffirm, yeah, but I booked the seat. I paid money for this. Yeah, yeah. And then she fucking got out of the way. I mean, it was a kind of empty carriage, but like, I didn't know, I didn't know if it was going to get busy. Yeah, no, this is the seats that I could be reserved. I ticked a button on a website that said I could have a seat. Yeah. A seat. God. Richard has wife on Michael's train. Yeah, God. Bitch, Beatrice had. Bitch, bitch, I don't, it's not, it's not doable.

Yeah, it's not like a female version, is it? Yeah, that was a hard one. But anyway, so I had a, I had a bit of a rubbish train road because that guy kind of ruined it for me. And I'm not, not feeling great anyway. So I was like, do you have any fucking idea? Yeah. What I'm going through. Do you know who I am?

I could tweet this at a moment's notice. I could. Well, I'm taking a break, but I would. I would. When I come back off the tweet. I would take, I would do it. Peter. Yeah.

In a word Why was your train delayed today? Moo. We got a message on the man on the train. The Tanoi boy. The Tann boy. Yes.

And he said Ladies and gentlemen, a couple of stops ahead we're anticipating that there may be a delay. This is due to a cow on the line. Oh, good. When they say anticipate,

facing. In my mind, the only thing I want to have been the case is there's some sort of lookout up ahead and they can see Daisy making her way across the field like that's a trajectory for disaster. She's going to be drifting across from one field to the air. She's going to be right

on the track. He's working out the vectors. She's going two miles an hour in a straight line 90 degrees to the track. We're going at 45 miles an hour heading her way. We're going to collide in half an hour. This is, she's from the math problems that we used to do.

Daisy is walking towards the level crossing. Daisy off of maths. Thanks Daisy. Well the best thing what. So first he said that there was a cow on the line and he said

I'll update you as we get closer because it might be that it's been solved by then but we got closer and then he slowed down and said yeah we're going to have to go at a crawl now at you know

like five miles an hour and he says and this is indeed due to that bovine incursion the bovine incursion that sounds like an expansion for Diablo

yeah Diablo 4 bovine incursion. Well, there was like a cow level in Diablo. Yeah, so that's what, yeah, the bovine incursion. Wow. So was there no, okay, because I have so many questions, and I know you don't have the answers for it. I can try. You can try as best.

Like, was it one cow? We were told a cow. So, a cow had come along to disrupt my train journey. A track. So, like, could they're not, is there not, uh, owner? I think it had, uh, got out of its fence. Right. and nobody could at least move it to ones.

They knew it was there. Where is this cow? I think the worst thing was, because when we were going at this crawling pace, he said, yeah, the driver is going to have to go slowly. Oh, God, or were they cleaning the cow off the tracks? No, no. He said there might be a cow,

and obviously there might even be like a farmer trying to get it. And he said that we were cross, it was on a bridge or a, I think it was a viaduct. So a cow had walked onto a viaduct. Oh, my God. You know, they're normally about, I don't know, 80 feet off the ground. I'll tell you why. Yeah. Because he was Roman around.

Wait what? You know, I could. Oh, he's a Roman thing. Roman. It's fine. Explain Roman history with me, please. I'm missing that. So once upon the time.

Once upon a time, there was an invasion. And then there were more. And some kind of salad got stabbed at the end. Yes. Yeah. A delicious dressing. Provine incursion. That's my story.

Nice. Okay. I've had that, like, cows on a track once before. It was on the metro back in Newcastle. The driver just stopped the train, got out and shooed them off the tracks himself, which was quite amazing to see. The true northeast way of dealing with it.

Not waiting for no one, he's just going to fuck him off himself. And not like that. No, not like that. No, I don't want to fuck off the girls. They don't do that up there. No. So Michael has an anecdote, does he? I've also got a thing.

I'm going to play the thing first. You're going to do your thing, okay. I've had a musical weekend. Okay. And I've made a song. Right. And it has anything to do with your anecdote. It's not.

No, it's totally. It's just a song about my favourite thing. So I'm going to get this loaded up. Is it Stoke-on-Trent? Sadly not. I can't quite, you know, there's no point making a Stoke-on-Trent song. I've been all over this weekend, but mostly. I've been to...

Stoke-on-Trent, no, sadly. It's not quite that level of musical, but it's all right. I'm going to plug it in. And you made this, did you? Yeah, yeah, I found a beat online. Okay. I have... I, uh...

Oh, my, it's a video. I've lost... I... Oh, no. Okay, we've got a video that says dog rap. Is this going to work without? We got that doggy shit, now I ain't talking sexual war. Walking round on all fours, they make me hit the floor.

The floofers, the boofers, you know, I'm talking about woofers. What, woof, bring it down. I see them almost every day. You know, I stop and say, hey, if that owner gets in my way, there's going to be a price to pay. Smagovitch. Smack a bitch, smack a bitch, what? Michael! And I ain't talking about a female dog.

This one goes out to my boy Gabe, may he rest in peace. My heart hurt so much, I made him a memorial cage. Eggs, cheese, it was made to please and ease, this sense of melancholy. I got a manifesto, I want to be the first toe. Hug and pet every dog on this place. planet called Earth. Left hand, right hand, left hand, give it a pet. This boy feeling like a cloud.

I love a pit bull, I ain't talking Mr. 305. Snoop Dog's all right, but he's got nothing on the real deal. I love those little fluffy darling Pomeranians. They make me go super, super, super, super saying, y'all know what I'm saying. It's my dog rap. It's not dog crap And this shit snaps

I want to go and make a dog commentary Getting funded by the BBC Release it on Gibbs Anniversary For the whole wide world to see So now I do decree They mean so much to me Just never watched 2008 film

Marley and me Real dog shit 2018 This one goes out to my dog spot and fam Peace That's my thing I had a fun weekend making that Michael Johnson

Yeah hi Please it please As if It wasn't like an open book already But please just Please just invite us into your brain And talk us through What?

What possessed you? you to make that. I think it was 4.3am on a Friday. Right. And I just got the idea in my brain. I want to write a rap. Where did you get the track from? That's epidemic music.

Okay. Okay. How long did it take you to... I'm now talking to you like a concerned parent, and it's not intentional, but... You sound like a police negotiator trying to bring him down from a window. Michael, how long did it take you to write? That was maybe like an hour or two.

Okay, so it's something you're very passionate. Yeah, and I sung some real time into this. Okay. I found the perfect beat. Chopped and changed it a bit. I didn't, you know, Gabe's balk sound effective. And it does have a video component. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're not in it. No, no, it's just pictures of dogs and the lyrics. What more do you need? Right. And where can people find that? Go on my Twitter. I'll post it at like 6pm today. Yeah, link dump and on my Twitter at Pariboy,

if you fancy watching that again. It wasn't, I didn't plan for this, but it's perfectly two minutes, 20 seconds long. So it's perfect for Twitter. Total chance. ideal my goodness this is um I mean I just I just don't know what to say Michael

I am very impressed there's rhymes oh I I spit bars and the absolute chewed coming off yeah no thing exude the chewed my friend no thing that any of us will ever

bring it along again sound at end the podcast we'll even match that level of creative I got very excited about that I've been wanting to put that out for quite a few days I mean you're physically shaking holding your phone for us to watch

That was just wonderful Because I haven't made a song in many years I used to be quite a musical child I'd sing shitty songs But this is my first polished Fully fledged What a trick Time to release an album I think

And what's it called Dog rap Dog rap I was scared that's gonna misread as dog rape But no it's dog rap I mean now that you've said it It's a dog rap It ain't no dog crap

That was great Nice Left hand Right hand Left hand Give it a pet Cool Maybe on the next episode

You could do... I miss my dog. We could do a live rap. We could do a live lounge. Yeah, freestyle. Michael Johnson... Someone Leonardo B. Narda Spits and bars for everyone. Like, Tim Westwood, but better.

Is he related to Retinald Spitfire? Wedgwood. Have you guys seen that video of the guy? I think it's on a local American TV station. And he's clearly come on this... I think he's like come to plug his book or something. And it's like either the news or a talk show. And I think he also does, like, poetry.

and rap and stuff and she says Michael Rosen it's not Michael Rosen it's in America but this the the the host says to him do you want to do some freestyle now

and he's like yeah yeah freestyle freestyle and then she goes yeah okay off you go and he goes okay they try to make

they try to put me and then he pauses for a long time and then goes oh this is live isn't it yeah and she goes

would you prefer to read something from your book and he goes yeah and he just takes a foot Oh, my God. Just rubber in the headlights. That's shit.

Awful. I don't know how people do freestyle because that was like a couple hours of writing and even reading from the screen took about half an hour to get that all down. So like, yeah. I'm not built for the rap game yet, but there's time. I mean, you're practicing.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. You build up your mixtapes and stuff. Get out there. debut solo EP, there it is right there. Maybe I'll flog that online. You want to buy my mixtake? Oh, yeah, SoundCloud, yeah. Yeah, that's where it belongs, I guess.

Absolutely. I mean, we could even put the MP3 as a file just on our podcast. feed if people wanted it. Oh my God. Imagine. Tweet us, let us know. Let's get a question in.

Let's. This comes from Francis at Chariot underscore owl, who asks, given that you are all even better than Mama. What was the best, what was the best dish you ever cooked? The best dish. The best dish, what you have ever cooked? I don't know. That's a tricky one.

I made a jambalaya once, which I really liked. That's just like, I don't know. I think it's like a stew kind of thing, like some American, South American, stew, but it's nice. Yeah, I've had jambalaya before. Was that a vegetarian one? I think mine had prawns in it. Yeah, she used to quite a prongy dish. Fucking ploons. I like to

make steak. Toast. A big fan of... Have you ever had a bread sandwich? Did she have never actually had a bread sandwich? Yeah, people mock it a lot. I actually went to uni with someone from Sunderland. Yeah, yeah. Who used to have it and say, oh, it's amazing. I don't understand why it's not. It can't be, though, can't? Is it... Is it...

So is it two pieces of toast with Bonne slice of? There's a bread in the middle. There's a thin slice of toast. Right, that makes sense. Yeah, with bread either side of it. And then it's salted and pepper to taste. Yeah, you can do what you want with it. But yeah, you can season it how you want.

It's just like a crunchy carne. A bread sarni. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense to me, but it shouldn't be called a bread sarnie. It should be called a toast sarnie. Yes, it should. Well. A toast toasty.

A toast. A bread toasty would be toast with bread in the middle. Right. But a bread sarnie. I mean, during the toasting process, it would also become. The toast death. It's not a specific. like definition of what a bread sarnie is.

It's just any combination of like two dim cans of bread sandwiched. So it could be toast on the outside. Some people might hear this and genuinely think we're taking the pit. No, this is a genuine thing people eat. It's on Wikipedia and it's... Is it on Wikipedia?

Oh yeah, it is. Wow. Because I've seen it in an... I browse Imger or Imga, depending on if you want to be a dick about it. If you want to get serious about this. Imager. Do you?

If you want to get really serious about this. Broke his collarbone, that shit, isn't it? Oh shit. He's dead. He's not dead. We sent him a text to see if he was okay. This podcast goes out about four hours. Simon Miller,

please don't die. No, Simon Miller's not going to die in that time. Peter never had that piano fall on him, so I think we're safe. Oh, good point. Well, yeah, he did. He looks really mangled and horrible right now.

He's about two foot tall now. Peter's like... Somehow lost a foot. Like a cartoon where they sort of get crushed by something and they turn into a pair of bellows as he's walking and he sort of like all... Anyway. I thought you're going to say,

just they'd blow away in the wind like a piece of A4 paper. Well, you do that anyway because you're so tiny. Sorry, do carry on. Let me try and finish my senses that I started seven minutes ago. I browse Imja a lot and a lot of the meme dumps, as they say. So lots of, like an album of loads of different memes. Is that when you, like, you sit on your phone and poop and look at memes? I tend not to poop meme, to be honest.

I'll usually just, you know. Yeah, don't poop. I'll take photos, I'll take selfies usually. Don't meme and dry it. And it's been appearing in that a lot lately, screenshots of the Wikipedia article. Go ahead look it up. Anyway, no, that's not the thing that we're, I think, the proudest dish. we've ever made. Oh, I think

blondies, the Jammie Dodger Blondies I make, which I need to perfect that. Oh, yeah. If we're including confectionery, I make some mean merryberry ginger biscuits. You love your ginger nuts. I do, yeah. Lovely. I used to, and I haven't for a long time, it's chicken breast.

You cut into it, sorry, you put a layer of pesto and cream cheese, and then you wrap it in either Parmaham or bacon. Pesto and chicken. You shove it in the oven, surround it with vegetables like, corgette or cherry tombs and then just fucking roast that shit and that smells that smells amazing I can smell already it's delicious the description was so powerful I could smell it some delicious

stuff thank you francis for that question we have a few more questions I've been informed that we're on a bit of a time limit because this room is needed it's a busy day in yoke towers michael hello your anecdote I got stuck in the yogs cast offices for 13 hours this weekend How? I came in on the Sunday evening 6pm to, you know, finish a video and do a live stream. So I think... I'm genuinely interested in the live stream. Like, what were you doing?

I was playing a Vietnamese translation of Pokemon Crystal for a bit. Incredible. It's fucking amazing. Like, they translate the word put in to fuck. So it's like whenever you put it in your bag, you bag fuck. Oh, I think... Right. So I was once sold a dodgy Pokemon game.

It was either gold or silver from someone on my school bus. Nice. And I distinctly remember. remember, the reason I gave it back to them is because it was similar to that. Yeah. It may have been that, but in my head over the years, I've had it as, you put the berry in the berry pocket, fuck. Like, and it would just end with swear words randomly.

Yeah, yeah, because they just, I think, put in somehow translated to fuck. It's mental. Yeah, that must be a running theme amongst bad translations. Goodness me. I played that for a bit. I just stick about on stream. I always end on Geo Gessor. That's my ending game.

Oh, yeah, we played that the other day. I really enjoy it, yeah. I mean, it's Zen, but it's really enough. Like, I can imagine people are getting infuriated. Oh, where's Kent on the map? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm left! It's west! And I'm like scrolling over the map.

Oh, where's Bishopston? You fucking sculled over it. I thought Kent's in the east. I don't know. I still don't know. Oh, well. He never found it. He's not learned. No idea. One day. You're the only Kent in this story.

Oh. Anyway, yeah, I finished the stream about half 11 midnight, and so I went back to my desk to an export video. And at the end of the stream, I jokingly mentioned, I might be locked in the office. Little did I know half an hour late, I go downstairs to leave. And the door was locked, and I did not know how to get out. That's a fire hazard. It is a fire hazard.

We were texting at the time. Yeah. A, what are you doing there? And B, of course you're there. And C, how did this happen? And D, of course it's happened. Yeah. Well, I come in on the Monday morning,

I'm told there is a fire exit on the other end of the building, which you can access quite easily. And also, I was just unlocking the door wrong. He could have got out. It does, in fact, unlock. Really? Yeah, it's just, it's a weird lock. I'm not going to explain the lock of the OXCast.

But yeah, it doesn't work the way you expect it. I feel a bit bad for that because, you know, being locked in a building, I know you weren't in any mortal peril, but like, you know, I had Rice Krispy Squires for days, that's fine. It's a bit of a, it's a bit of a crisis, you know, it's a bit of a, oh, this is not, this is not a good thing. If I was going to be locked in anywhere, it's the Oggscast. Well, true. I've got computers, food, coffee, a shower, water. There's no shower here.

Yeah, downstairs, yeah. Oh, shit, I didn't even mean. But I didn't really give you any more attention other than, like, sincere, kind of like, oh, fuck, man, how did that happen? and then you explained it and I was like oh damn and then I just went and hung out with my girlfriend

for the rest of the night I hope you were okay Michael I was fun I enjoyed it I didn't sleep because I thought because my sleeping schedule was already a bit fucked

I woke up about 3pm 4pm on the Sunday so I plan to stay awake all night anyway to fix that yeah but I wanted to do it by my own volition

not being locked in a building yeah I got some videos done I'd watch a few films play some games good night yeah it's just a little not gonna do it again

bit of blit spirit it would have been nice if you were locked in with someone, maybe, but... Or maybe not. Maybe you want your own space. It would have been awkward because you feel like you sort of got... It's kind of like when you sit next, again, going to train etiquette, when you sat next to someone on the train, because there are no other seats available.

And then someone leaves across the island that there are free seats. You sort of feel a bit offended if they stand up and move there. It's like, oh. I mean, I understand. But in that position, I do the same thing. You feel like you kind of want to be awkward enough to stay... Like, you could be in the same room as someone they're going, I'm just going to like literally be anywhere but in this room for a while

and you're just like that's kind of hard not to take personally but okay I feel it bro I'm glad you were the stronger of the two of us to do it we've got about five seven minutes before we need wrapups let's get some questions okay we're going to do the quickest fire questions the rapidest fire Alex Dale at Alex Dale 1991 what game have you been disappointed by the most it's not bad just worse than most and less good than you were

hoping for. Well, other than the obvious like Duke Nukum forever and er. Amnesia. There's a new amnesia called like bear pigs or something.

Yeah, yeah. The pig one or something. But it wasn't a scary game. It was just like an adventure game. Like, look around the map and find things, but it wasn't any actual spooks on it. Oh, that's a shit. Halo 4 maybe.

Because I was a big Halo fan. I loved 1, 2, 3, reach. Even Halo Wars, I thought was pretty good. And then Halo 4 are just like, Who the fuck are all these? What was that extra faction called? The like the forerunners and there's weird robot-y, like, fuck off. Fuck off.

Let me just like mess around with Covenant and stuff. Yeah. Unreal Tournament 3 for me because I used to be big into my PlayStation magazines and me and my friends all read the same one, PSM 3. And they were talking up this game like it was the second coming of Jesus. And we were all big fans of Cod 4 and I didn't really know what Unreal Tournament was. Got it. knew that we could all play it together

we went and bought it from game day of release then came back to mine to have a sleepover to play it we had all our like massive loud chunky PS3 launch PS3 is there and there was like we booted up the campaign and there was like no story

because there'd be like a very brief bit of dialogue and then you'd be dumped into an arena map and we're like this is so bad this is I mean if you like that kind of thing it's great but it was not what we're expecting yeah I think Unreal 3 and 4 were kind of poor but actually I want to speak about a game I'm excited for just quickly Resident Evil 2 the remake looks so fucking good

Have you seen like the defamation of limbs When you shoot people's limbs off Like literally the body just kind of flakes away Like if you shoot the elbow enough times It'll like hang by a thread and eventually just fall off It looks so good Oh well what I love as well Because I was watching one of the live streams from E3

When they're on the PlayStation stage And they've they've changed things around So you would go past the window Where the dogs would normally jump through And they say now you notice the dogs aren't going to jump through there because we wanted to remake it, but we don't want to make it exactly as you remember. Yeah, so there's some items around. Yeah, you don't know when the dogs are going to come, but you know they're going to come at some

point. Yeah. Like, I will not play that game, and I never played that game, but I'm morbidly fascinated by it, and I would really like to watch someone. I'm so excited. I'm getting that on launch. I really want that game. I wouldn't play.

It looks great. Yeah, that's really good. Moving on, a series of, of... Unfortunately events. Pride symbols, emojis as a username. at Binney's Miracle. As a fellow vegetarian, such, Michael, what's good?

What's good? Have any of you tried fake bacon? It's good. Artificial bacon? Fake bacon is it? Is it? Is it just like leathery? It's not, it's, I mean, that's the thing.

With meat alternatives, it's not supposed to be a replacement for the meat. It's an alternative. It's similar. It's, you know, memories of meat. But I think that's the name of your second album. Yeah, memory. Michael Johnson presents memories of meat.

Memories of meat. Right hard, left hand. eating all the nuggets, can't have them anymore, got to settle for just mushrooms. I don't say, I do, like, I like a bacon sandwich made with, like, your corn bacon. It's nice, but it's weird. It's a very weird thing. Even corn nuggets are, like, they're dry. They're delicious, but they're quite dry.

Corn sausage, I think, is all right, but my sister's a vegetarian. She's been vegan as well in the past, and she, she's told me that of all the meat replacements, that bacon is not the best. Coming soon, your meat replacement. service. I think corn nuggets are by far my favorite fake meat. They're so good. Like if you put a bit of sauce in them, they're just like the real thing. Next question.

I'm just going to address this one to Peter. Oh yeah. Molly McDade at author of Nebulae asks, do you think Jeff, the Portal Goblin and Rules Boss come from the same dimension? No, Rul's Boss comes from a dimension known as central to Western Europe. the portal goblin comes from the portal The future The future, yeah

That's what's on the other side of the portal He comes from the future of Earth And Jeff comes from being dead He was a ghost Technically are they all in the same universe then Well actually yes they are Portal Goblin's future universe They're not communicating

Yeah see if Portal Goblin was in some weird alternate dimension Which I sort of erroneously thought he was for a minute there Which he's not Then the answer would be no But actually they are from the same place just from different time zones or just different places in the case of rules boss

yeah rules pop is he's doing his best Michael this is from Phil Lane H-A-K at SciLog with 2 G's on Twitter who is the dad

and the mom and the son of you three oh good question I mean I'm the son there's not arguing that I'm the one that he's looking after who's the dad though you decide

out of me and Ben who's dad and who's mom it's 2018 you're not going to have two dads You can have two dads. I mean, we've already got us, son. I'm going to say Ben's the mother. Oh, really? Yeah, I might have thought the other way, but I'm up for that.

No, you're too relaxed. Not saying you're uptight or not relaxed. You think women are uptight? Is that what you're saying Michael Johnson? I'm saying mothers are. You're more organized than I am. Yeah, I think that's it. It's like, yeah, you're more in order.

Like, you're like chop chops guys by them, man. Okay. And you know, like, dad comes on. I just want all of you to be okay. That's, yeah, well, there you go. Thanks, ma'am. and Peter's like comes home like dad like dad drunk at the golf course

yeah he comes in starts hurling abuse at me later than he said he would yeah yeah it's yeah we miss you dad we just want to see you you're like fuck off fuck off and you go pass out on the couch and it's Christmas Eve dad you're at a family yeah we come downstairs Christmas morning you're there passed out on the couch awkwardly kind of tiptoeing around you vomit

and I've not yet filled up your stockings with your presents I've forgotten to do it then Ben just comes and rubbed my shoulder it's all right son it's all right let's go to weather spoons get you some of those fake nuggets that you seem to like I don't think Weather spoons is open on Christmas it probably is actually yeah we'll just go to the services

go to a motorway service station and get you a turkey stuff like a premium burger king wow it's ironic because while I'm grumpy and uptight Peter does sound like he's exhausted all the time sort of well I'm like a dad

behind a giant broadsheet all you see is a pair of slippers at the bottom well that's more of a granddad thing The occasional eyebrow furling, and that's all. And just sort of muttering about the state of the trains. Oh, the state of the trains. Stay of the trains. Well, there we go.

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The better. This week, we have, obviously, Poddietz today. Yesterday, we had Prove It Part 2 from Fallout New Vegas. We had Minecraft at the start of the week. Wednesday is post some tat. Yep. Thursday is the Prove It live action finale. I think probably the best Prove It finale we've done.

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so everything's fucking dead arid uh Friday we have a worst games ever replacement for this week it is drawing the fans right not like corn though it's it's a good replacement it's a brilliant it's not faken it's bacon it's the real shit

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I'll leave you with the words of some guy who works for one of the many British rail companies who came onto the Tannoy at a station once and said, just to let you know that the 10 o'clock train to Huddersfield is coming in slightly late. This is due to a delay.

Thank you very much. Any details on that? This delay is due to a delay. I love it. To a delay. I love when they're not used to doing the announcements and they trail off and they don't. This morning I had a similar one and you hear it all the time but you sort of tune it out where I had so coming up soon on platform one is the 10-20 train to Birmingham

first classes at the rear have a a lovely sunny morning and then he hung it was like what a weird greeting that is the strangest message but thank you for that right guys trains have you ever had a weird train anecdote let us know in the comments below thank you very much for listening we love

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