Podiots - Podiots: Episode 150 – Together Again!

Episode Date: August 17, 2024

The boys are back in the same room to celebrate the 150th episode of Podiots! Some extra special "Things" have been procured alongside the usual; Ben eats The Onion, Peter gives us a Podiots history lesson and Mikey is looking strangely familiar. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com -------------------   Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!   YouTube: https://youtube.com/vidiotsofficial Podiots: https://vidiotsofficial.com Pod Squad: https://podiots.com Shop: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidiots.official TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@vidiots.official Twitch: https://twitch.tv/vidiotsofficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/VidiotsOfficial Facebook: https://facebook.com/vidiotsofficial Discord: https://vidiotsofficial.com/discord/ Site: https://vidiotsofficial.com/   Follow the gang on Twitter: Ben: @Confused_Dude Peter: @ThatPeterAustin Michael: @ParrotBoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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during the Volvo Fall Experience event. Conditions apply, visit your local Volvo retailer, or go to explorevolvo.com. Hello, Podiettes. Welcome to episode 150. Before we start, we just wanted to make you aware that while we always endeavor to make our episodes accessible to both audio listeners and YouTube viewers, this episode of Podiat's is in fact best enjoyed in video form where possible, as it does feature a number of highly visual components. There is plenty of audio. description for you podcast listeners out there, but do head over to YouTube if you can to get the full

experience. Now, Kevin, music please. Sorry, I've come prepared, I brought my own balloon. Oh. Oh, why not long the occasion? Fucking hell. Bring back an old classic. Oh, the penis. Do you have to blow him up from his dick?

Yeah, so I get to open the podcast on just filleting a blobby. I think the podcast has already started. This is clearly going to have to stay in now. You do that. Provide some ambience while I read this. Hello everybody and welcome to Poddy. It's the official. Vidiot.

A podcast. It's a conversational podcast where we take some questions from you. at home and obey the law of the three urs where everybody brings a thing along to talk about. I'm Ben. In sync. I'm Peter. And I'm struggling, but I'm Michael. This is, uh, this is an unexpected delight because Peter made a special trip yesterday to

buy some party hats. I had to go to two different shops. Yeah. Bought party hats, party blowers and party poppers. And I left them at home. That's a similar noise. What's that? you've got there.

I'm trying, you need to put something in it to inflate it. So you need to stand blobby in his... Stick it right in his blob valve. Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go. His blob all, yeah.

Well, maybe a while. Mikey's probably going to pass out while he attempts to inflate that. He's doing it off microphone now, which is very thoughtful. It is going up. It is going up. Please don't pass out. Do you have any more intro to do at the moment?

I'm actually just sort of enjoying the show. I'm reminded that the show. This is a video podcast. We're all in the same room. We're in the triple jump podcast room. Mikey is inflating Mr. Blobby through his penis. Where did you get that?

Amazon. Amazon. There we go. Now we got. That is fantastic. Look at him. The fact that he's got a penis is truly obscene.

His little wangle. They don't show that on the Amazon listing. No, they don't. They censor out that bit. No wonder Neil doesn't like him. Such a good job he brought those, Mikey. Save the date. Now we've got this thing lying.

What do you want to do? Do you want to just, where should we put him? There? That's fine. He's going to obscure you most. That's fine. All right. We've got Billy there, is it.

That's it. We can just watch him slowly deflate. That is monstrous. Well, I'm glad that we've got that balloon. That's lovely. How on earth are you guys? I'm a little and well. I don't know how I sound, but I don't feel great.

I'm putting that down as the excuse why I forgot the party things. But I probably, I may have forgotten them anyway if I hadn't been ill. But maybe I could insert a clip in post of me enjoying them without you. Here we go. Hit me in the mouth. Lovely. Color me jealous. Yeah.

Mikey, welcome back to the northeast. Lovely to be back. Is it? Yeah. Glorious. Okay, good. No, glorious. Your eyes are a bit bloodshot now after that.

I feel it. Like, I was already red in the face. I got lovely and sunburnt yesterday after like a couple hours in the sun. And now I kind of match blobby, but it's all going to fade away. I'm glowing. You are. He's glowing. Yeah.

That's beautiful. Have you been making the most of being back home? Yeah. Good. Parents paid for a meal last night. Lovely. Yeah. He's good.

He's good. He's good. He's good. He's getting old. Bless him. He's still the same old little man. We're all getting old. It's been, when did we start this podcast, 2018?

So this is our sixth year of Pottietz. I think the sixth birthday has come and gone now, technically. Is it six years or is it five years? old. Oh, we always do this. It's the sixth anniversary, but it's five years old. No. No. I was the fuck saying this again. They're the same thing. They're just the same thing. Explain. It's the sixth. We've entered our seventh year, but we've celebrated our sick birthday slash anniversary. Because if you had a baby on the day that you got married, it would turn one on your first anniversary, wouldn't it? So therefore they are the same thing. That's a very good point.

Yeah. Don't have a baby on the day you get married. But it was created six years ago. Yes. So how old is it? Five? Six years ago. If it was quick. 2019, it was one. 2020.

It was two. Yeah. 2021. 2021. 23. 24. You missed 2020. Oh, God.

I can't do it. It's six years old. Six years. Well, I go with that. It's six years old. Do we need to, should I call someone? Just so we can get in. Someone needs to help us do this.

This is really lovely to be back in the same room doing a podcast. It is. Last time we did this was for episode 100, which was a far more stressful affair than this, although this morning has been pretty stressful. Yeah. Because it's very generous of cultaholic and triple jump to allow us to be in the studio in the first place,

but they took all the equipment off-site for a shoot this weekend, so we've had to cobble stuff together. We're here, we're sorted, but it took us about an hour and a half longer than we expected it to. It did, yeah. Just like all times. Yeah, cobbling together stuff from cupboards and whatnot. 100%, but for episode 100, I think we, you know, we'd just done a full day of other things and

it was, you got like a migraine as well, didn't you when we recorded one of them? I don't really remember specifically. Just passed out. But yes, here we are. 150 episode of audience. Thank you so much to all of you who have supported us over the years. It means the flipping, I don't even know how to, I could swear, come on it. The fucking most.

The fucking world to us. And before we get into our special things that we have all prepared, we would like, to honour the pod squad. If you go to poddiots.com, you donate. You can join Podsquad and get a shout out at the beginning and the end of episodes of Poddience. Mikey, are you prepared?

Born ready. To kick us off with the 150th episode Pod Squad. We begin with an extra 150s worth of Poddietz. Nice. Frogly. Happy Epp 150 from River Fox. Thank you. Blobby Babylonie.

There is. Donald's Top Trump's, Bartek Kibiza, Donak 07, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, happy anniversary Dave, anonymous Zarok 184, and get your hands off my dead penis? Oh no. Yeah, rest in peace to that man. It's very sad. Tatara and farewell. We miss him dearly.

We do. It continues actually with Rest in Peace Democracy Manifest Guy. love you lads congrats on 150 thank you rain drop joy the far wall the asda bedminster

seagull the very generous 150 is a little much for me who says you good boys and girls have been with me since 2018

I've put your podcast on repeat more times than I can count because I'm not a numbers guy and I just wanted to say thank you very much Kaye love you by Paul

thank you Paul we've also got my bro is a massively small small knob, not has, but is. He is one. Also, they're very generous. You know it's all about Dakum, who says, happy big episode boyos.

So many editors, sorry, so many additions of this absolute mess, and we wouldn't have it any other way. 150 more. It's not too much to ask for, of course. That's going to be a lot of birds trapped inside shop. So many. And finally, from the... the tiny, tiny troupe, what were they called?

Yeah, you got the, pumpy, pumpy platoon? Yeah, the pumpy platoon, tiny troop and the fast crew. Yeah, I think so. Lord Brottovich, Stephen Skowdhares, and Caroline, it's a milestone. Yes. And finally, we've got Fred D's Nuts, Weber, Katie Kin Solo, Peter, Peter disagrees with EU, Mikey Johnson's return to tune, Alphidesane blobby,

Neil Bumcake's band is decent. 150 points. What the hell does that say? Caden agronox here all along. Caden agronox here all along. Caden agronox. I recognise that name. Caden Agronox. Caden Agronox has been here all along.

The Little Sausage Gremlin. Plop Trumps. The very generous Mr. Macca who said, Happy 150th Sort of episode boys, was going, was going to try and think of a funny name for this donation, but frankly, I want the credit. Keep up the awesome work as always. Thank you, Mr. Maca. And finally, we've got Master Beatiotz. Lovely, perfect. And that is your Pod Squad for this time. Now, we should probably mention at this point that we do intend to take a little break after this episode.

So if you do go to Podiat's dot com and you do want to support us, just be aware that you may not get a shout out for a little while because we're going to take a little breather after. But you will get the shout out. You will happen. We promise you, but we're, yes. It may be After 150 episodes, we maybe deserve a little bit of time. Just a little summer holiday. Just catch our breath a little, and then we'll come back. And also, we've got loads of holidays and clashing dates coming up in the next month, so we're going to need to take a bit of time.

But poddiots.com, thank you so much to Pod Squad, who have been immortalized in episode 150. Do you have a favorite? Oh, well, I think the fact that blobby Babylonie was listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we actually have a Mr. Bobby balloon. It's perfect. Oh. An extra 150's worth of Poddietz.

Yeah. Yeah, good classic. That is good. Master Beatty, it's because I'm not big or clever, so that's my choice. And so, we commence episode 150. We do. Now, we're doing it slightly differently in that we turned things on their heads a while back where we started taking things suggestions from the audience, which normally was weird news

that's happened close to you. Traditionally, birds getting stuck inside other things. However, we've got three special things. things, and we've all brought our own things. So it's still going to be the same structure, but there's no necessarily weird news stories today. So what are we starting things off with, Peter? Well, to segue over from the lovely messages that Podscot have left us,

we have also had a few lovely messages from Friends of the Channel. Don't get excited. It's not Dave Benson Phillips. And I need to tell my anecdote now about how hard I have tried to get in touch with Neil Bumkecks. I've tried so much to so many different ways of getting in touch with Neil Buchanan I thought he's got his website and I initially reached out through his website

which has an inquiries form for episode 100 and I had a surprising amount of success with episode 100 I didn't think I'd hear from got the neighbor's cat got the neighbor's cat exactly

so I was swinging for the fences didn't hear back from him and I thought oh never mind but we made a pledge at the start of this year to get in touch with Neil somehow that's what we wanted but I'm here to tell you that I don't think it's likely.

I have sent no fewer than five emails through his inquiry page. Each one's slightly more desperate and aggressive from the last. Per my last email. Please, Neil. Have you tried lying to him saying like we're from an art magazine or something?

No, but no, I should have. You know what? I should have manipulated him. The last time, the last one I sent, which was this week, admittedly, was essentially, well, this is the last time I'm going to try this. If you don't want to fucking reply to me,

it doesn't matter, does it? I found Neil Buchanan on IMDB. I paid for a month of IMDB Pro to view his agent's information, which is something you can do. There's no agent information listed on his IMDP Pro page. So that's after you paid.

After I've paid it. There's nothing there. So I couldn't even go, there's no backdoor route to Neil Buchanan, it seems, unless you know him. Unless you know the head. Yes. Which we could.

potentially maybe reach out to at some point. But I'm telling you, I really tried to get Neil on this episode and it didn't. Oh, what a shame. So just setting expectations low. So when people do hear what we've got, they're thrilled. Yeah. No disrespect to our lovely people who have conscientious. No, it's not Neil. The barrel we've been scraping, you know, these boring people. Can you imagine? No, we actually, the people we've asked all came through and they're all very important to our vidiates and poddiots journey. So as we play each of their lovely messages, I think we just want to sort of talk about how incredible they are really and how lovely they are because they all mean a lot to us

and we wouldn't be where we are without them to a certain degree. They really are our nearest and dearest. Yes. You know, it's all well and good getting celebrities on, but these are real friends. Neil doesn't care about us really. It'd take his fiver. It'd say, try it yourself and then he'd go on tour.

And that'd be it. But you've got the, you're in control there. I've got it right here. So we're just doing top to pop, my guess. Yeah, here we go. First one. I believe you warned us that this is quite a short one. This is quite a short one, yeah, yeah.

Okay, here we go. Hello, hello, hello, my guys, Wowsers, 150 episodes of Puddyets. My God, massive congrats. Thank you. Fair play. Super proud, proud, dad. I think given the occasion, may I have the privilege of grabbing you guys a wet drink. Oh, a wet drink, no less.

Wow. It's Dave. The good Dave. At Dave on Twitter. Yeah. Oh, nice to hear that little, this dulcet tones again. He's never changed.

He's doing well. I checked in. He's, the wife and kids, they're all good. The family man now, yeah. He is. He's just pumping out those kids, dude.

Yeah, handing out wet drinks all day. That's what happens when you can't just hand out wet drinks to anyone. No, you've got to have higher standards than that, but he has chosen us to hand. It's nice of him, after all these years,

he still keeps in touch, he still puts up with our weird requests. Yeah, I think that's what a lot of people that we're going to be hearing from today do, like we won't talk to them for maybe a year and then we'll go, hey, we're doing something fucking weird. Yeah. Will you take time out of your day for us, please?

And for some reason, they do. Yeah, yeah. I was surprised by, well, all of these in some ways. Not because I think those people are not the kind of people that would do anything for anyone. But, you know, they're all lovely people. And we don't necessarily speak to them, you know, every week. So it's nice that they will just respond to it.

They're in our heart. And that, of course, is Dave, our favorite boy, who was a regular fixture of several episodes of Pottie. It's near the start would bring us drinks. And he likes a tuck as well. He loves a tuck and famously interrupted an episode of Host and Tatt to get us drunk halfway through. 11 o'clock in the morning. Yeah.

It was a good one. And you lap danced him in a... Oh, my God, that man. Is that me or was that him? Or was it like just both of us together. Yeah, it was some kind of symbiosis. He looked like he was a passive. He was a passive party in that.

Yeah, he didn't do much. Did he take full responsibility? He'd be libelous to suggest that he did any more. Someone involved with the event sort of went, no, no, stop. I feel more and more embarrassed about that as time goes by. I don't like to think about it. Yeah, that's pretty humiliating.

Peter loved it, though. He still really enjoys thinking about it. It's going to come up again later on in the podcast. Briefly. Exciting. Who have we got next? Right, up next. Well, have a listen.

Hello, Podiot. Hi, Charles. Chris Ross and Alex of Hap film Say hi guys Hi guys Congratulations on your 150th episode Big day for you guys We're huge pottyets

We're the biggest potiots We're the biggest potiots We blew past 150 without even celebrating it I don't think we gave our audience The credit they deserve for that But you have You guys care a bit more about milestones like that

So you know Why not take part And congratulate you all Wait you even shipped Mikey All the way to Newcastle That was an in-person podcast. Did you put him in a box? Yes, maybe they put him in a box.

I always figured that like, because he's from Newcastle right, Mikey, like they always like roll back downhill towards Newcastle wherever. Right. A true Jordy always rolls back down to walk. So he's returned his back home for the 150. Yeah. And I mean, well, yeah, great news, 150 and Toyo Wilcox is joining Strictly Come Dancing. So congratulations.

There's a little nuggett. What news is that? I think it's just reading the news. Oh, okay. So maybe riff off within your pod. This is forming part of other messages. It's going to be a long one. I know, sorry.

Here's to 150 more. Hooray. Cheers. You did it. Bye. Bye. Thanks, Hat Films. Thank you, Hat Films.

Our Yogscast daddies, I guess. Yeah. Our three dads. They were far and away the most welcoming people in the entire Yogs cast in terms of people who worked there every day in the audience. And fourth floor. Try to sort of push us and help us and, you know, they, they just offered to have have us on their videos we didn't have to sort of go cap in hand to you know and say please could

we collab with someone please they were like hey come play some t t t t with us or prop hunt or whatever they enjoyed snowy joys as well they did that one time we offered them snowy joys that was pretty cool yeah lovely boys lovely boys yeah nice to hear voices again well here's next who is it it's another creator from yogscast whoa peter mikey ben talk to you live from the top of Blackpool Tower to wish you congratulations on hitting 150 episodes of Pottiates. The Oxford English Dictionary describes Pottiates as it doesn't actually... Over half a podcast ended in divorce, but I'm happy to see yours to the test of time. Oscar Wilde said a good podcast is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.

But we know Pottias is actually full of face meat. Face meat. And that's it. That's the end. Now, I listened to that first thing this morning. Did it make any sense to you then? I mean, I was, like, dosed up on medication, and she's saying about Oscar Wilde and casseroles.

I was like, perfect. Put it in the podcast. Fucking brilliant. Thank you, Booth. That's Booth, of course, who I can't believe scale Blackpool to have power for that. It sounded like she was in the library. at the top of Blackpool Tower, she's sort of... It's so quiet the top of Blackpool Tower, isn't it?

How's it going? Now, what memories of Booth do we have? Many memories. Yeah, well, she turned up and showed us some very sexy graphic... Amiga games? Yeah. Sex Olympics.

Sort of C-fax pornography is what it looked like. Yeah, it's like first time we met her as well. I've come with the hard drive-full of porn games. Let's have fun. Yeah. Yeah, she was a similar enjoyer of British D-list celebrities. Yeah. And so we met her.

melded together. Manifested, not manifested, but portrayed Mr. Blobby on many yogs cast videos for many years. She'll love that then. Oh yeah, whatever. It's not deflating yet, is he? Well, I think that's the beauty of these, the ones that have a penis on the end. That is the beauty of them, yeah. That's why he had to.

It's a very elegant solution. Yeah. It's a balloon deflation is. It means it's difficult to inflate. You have to use a sort of artificial urethra. Oh, God. But then once it's inflated, it doesn't go down. Yeah.

I think that's how it works. Just wrap your gums around. Lobby's Wilson. Yeah. Get it in there. Thank you so much, Booth. I hope you're doing well. Yeah.

And we have one last message. Yes. I hope you're ready to feel positive. Positive. Yeah. Hello, my pot idiot friends or po-adietes, if you do want to get serious about this. And today is your 150th episode.

So I, Simon Miller, just wanted to stop by and say, I'm very proud of you all. And to wish you a big old congratulations. And of course, you have done me the honor, I'm going to say. and the privilege of allowing me to be part of all of your shows from nowhere for a long time

and sometimes you don't get to see all the references and from nowhere on my social media somebody will go you know these guys they're coming after you bro and it always makes me laugh and sometimes I tell them the truth and sometimes I just let them sit in that and think that we are bitter enemies

but it's not true I genuinely think you are the some of the loveliest people that I do know and again it truly is a joy of mine that I get to stop by on this podcast and be a little bit a part of it and just say some words, especially because if you want to get serious about this, should really be my catchphrase. And I should really somehow use that in my real life. But I don't. But genuinely, keep doing good work. Keep being better than most people, even if it is from a moral star. I said that. That's just the stay of the world right now.

You see, we're going off one of these middle tangents, so I'm going to end it there. But keep it going. You are good people. Your content is excellent. And hopefully, I can see you and give you a big old hug very soon. I don't want to live in a world where Simon Miller is not proud of me. Yeah, I know. It's a good affirmation. It feels like, it feels so fake only because it must be fake for someone that nice to think that we're also so nice.

And yet it also feels completely genuine because he's such a genuine man. He's a brilliant liar, isn't it? Fantastic shit talker is Simon Miller. Oh, what a guy. He's the loveliest boy. Have you hugged Simon recently? I hugged Simon. Last time I saw Simon and hugged him was 2018.

Oh, wow. It was like hugging a bold. That's a firm man. Have we not hugged him since videos? No, we haven't seen him. Not seen him. The entire time we've been at triple jump. Oh, God.

I messaged him recently saying, oh, you're going to, I don't suppose you're going to be at EGX. He was like, sadly not. And he said, hopefully one day, I'll be at one of those events again and we can be silly together. He's just coming out of a wrestling injury as well. So we wish him, I think he's back in the ring now. So I'm glad he's feeling.

and he goes, goes and bops some people on the head. Cachow! No more with the why, though. The why is not his catchphrase. Is it not? It shouldn't be, as he admitted. It should be, if you want to get serious about it. Yeah, he should stop the why, yeah.

Brilliant. I love the idea. I mean, we've always known it to a certain extent. I love the idea that some people genuinely do believe that we're just shit talking about. Taking the piss out of a man we worked with six years ago. Simon Miller, when his face pops up in a triple jump video and they're like, like, wow, that's really rude. Yeah.

I'm going to go and tell Simon about it. Excellent. All we'd love. Well, there we are. Those are the really lovely people who very kindly sent a nice message in to play on episode 100. Yeah.

And we love you all very much. Thank you. Thank you for taking the time to submit that to us. Yeah. And without much further ad... Adieu. Adja.

How do you feel? Adjorn. What would you like? How much further adieu? You can't have adieu. because that's wrong. That's not a do. What's wrong with a do?

We've decided it's not. It's pacifically incorrect. A shoe. Without much feather, a shoe. Yeah. Let me go. Shall we move on to one of our first things? Yes.

Who's going first? It's Mikey first. Okay. I believe you have a technical aspect to this. Do you need to sit here or... Will the mouse stretch? If I can reach... Oh, you can...

Oh, perfect. Just right through blobby and knobby. I'll slide Bob's... That's like blob snobbob. Bob's knob. All right. That's as far as it'll go. That's fine.

We may want to check we're in the right tab on Chrome before we open it up. Okay, let's see where we're at. That's it. You can't get the mouse. You can sit here if you like. It's, hang on. This is fun. Pop, get further closer, son.

Pop your mouse further closer. This is, yeah. We prepped so well. I'm leaving all of this in, the edit. Yeah, oh yeah, this is gold. This is gold. Look at that. It's all done.

Look at the extra. Yeah. The bullshit. Oh, God. We've got a lot of bullshit to share. So much. So if you are listening, we will release this still in audio form, will we? Yeah.

But there is a heavy video component today. It's a one-off special. Come see our beautiful faces if you're listening. Do head to YouTube and have a look. Yeah. I am opening us up with a visual heavy thing. Avert your eyes, boys. I'm averted.

Back to the front. Slide shot. Oh, no. Trying to connect. Oh no. Oh, no. What's happening? Oh, is it because I signed out of Chrome?

No, no, I think we're fine. We're in. We're in. No, you need to change the thing in OBS now, Michael. Oh, Jesus. Because that's where it's recording. Oh! I can't go back, I can't go back, I can't go back.

I just saw a naked man, I think. You press the back button, please, Ben. Let me go. Yeah, I'm far. Totally fine. God. There we are. Oh, my heart can't take it.

Yeah, window capture, and then we go over here to, beautiful, easy, easy, easy, easy. This is the grand presentation. Well, there's a minor spoiler. All right. Yeah, it's not all. Question, do we think now it's full screen, it's still capturing correctly in OBS is freaking out?

It's fine. I can always budge it in the edit if I have to. We can't check OBS without having the phone. We could turn the other round and extend, It doesn't matter. You know what? As long as we can see it now, you can do the rest in post. Okay, right.

We see Mikey's presentation. Right. So I'm a big fan of celebrity impersonators. The good, the bad, the ugly, the full remit. So I thought I'd bring along a little game. I scoured thousands of pages of the internet. Thousands of pages. Thousands, like the entire internet script.

Wow. And I've got a collection of impersonators that are bad, good to be decided. But I want you, boys. to try and figure out who these impersonators are trying to impersonate. Okay. So it starts relatively easy and it gets a little bit more. Okay. As we go along.

All right. So, yeah, the first three are just some examples of impersonate. So, of course, you've got the bad, which I was going to pixel it, his region there. There is a lot of exposed Mons pubis. I see. I like the borat impersonators because if you're going to do it, like commit, get the Mankini on the goal. So for people who are listening, that is a boring. our impersonator, he's got the moustache, the crazy hair. He's wearing a mankini and there is,

there is not a lot left to the imagination. There's an awful lot of body hair on show. Yeah, we get the badder. Oh, goodness. So you can get, I found these people online, you can get the full cast of Little Britain. Right. In on, like, to your wedding or birthday party or whatever you want. So the E, A, A woman is just an old lady. Yeah. Like, they do look strikingly like David Walliams, though, I will say. bottom left is pretty spot on with, um, what are they called again? Lou and Andy. But it just got Andy sort of looks like Andy is unconscious in the chair rather. It does. Yeah, it's not, it's not a good look. And lastly, of course, you can hire a blobby.

That's not impersonation. That's just putting on a blobby. Is this from a stop knife crows? Yes, you're, oh no, that's wrong way. Yes. Well, I mean, you wouldn't want to stab him. That's certain. You just deflate everywhere, like, this boy. So, yeah, I found it. Lives not knives. I mean, that's a great message. I just think it's funny that Blobby cares. Yeah, exactly.

Of all the people that get here, you think, why not Blobby? Although this Blobby getting stabbed, he would pop, wouldn't it? Yeah, he would. Blobby Babylon. This is from a Mr. Blobby impersonator who you can hire. There's one video on the website and one set of photos all from this event. So I'm not sure if he got much further than this event. But I think he's bought the suit.

I think he made a little vlog on YouTube. one point with a blobby update. Perhaps he was stabbed on the way home. Oh no, he's flown away. Oh, goodness me. So, yes, we are entering the world of the impersonators. This is quite a good collection of people, I'll say. I mean, Gordon Ramsey's looking a little bit.

I know who they all are supposed to be. Yeah, David Brent's good. Yeah, yeah. Not sure about the Cowell in the middle. Simon Cowell's all right. Yeah. Yeah, David Brent's pretty good. Daniel Craig is, he kind of, yeah.

Same hair. Yeah, yeah. The Mr. T's pretty good. The Beckham is more the facial hair than any. anything else that makes it. He's got his golden ball. He does, yeah. Who else is he supposed to be?

So I'm going to put, I was going to get a nice buzzer for this, but why not repurpose the blob? Oh, God. You have to slap the blob in. If you think you knew it. And we'll keep a mental tally. First finger on the blob on the blobber. Yeah, right.

Yeah. Finger on the blobber. Okay. Who? Oh, could this be? Oh, very quick. It is Rowan Atkinson as Johnny English. Johnny English. You've absolutely bloody nailed it. Let's see. The transformation begin.

Same guy. To be fair, this is one of the better ones. That is the same guy. He's really got it. He's got the face. And this man is a Mr. Bean impersonator normally, but you can hire him to be a Johnny English if you want. Is that his car? And his house. He's made a lot of money off this impersonating business. He's done all right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I suppose that's his house, I suppose so. If you want a little bit more information, Some of these I would like more like this number now The brilliant Mr Bean tribute

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Someone just goes hello Even better than that Mr Bean will set up a security stand and proceed to search guests upon arrival in his typical idiotic style. Oh, great. Yeah, and he's for corporate events, product launches. He's the perfect way to get your audience engaged in interest.

Products launch. Yeah, yeah. Go everybody. Welcome to the Grand Conference. We've got Mr. Bean here. I think there's actually videos of him doing speeches at, like, big corporate in doing the voice. It's truly amazing. The launch of the PlayStation 6 and he just knocks it over.

But we're saying all this. We have a testimonial from one person at an event. Oh, yeah? I cannot overstate the impact. Mr. Bean brought to our business exhibition event. He delivered everything we asked for, and more. Whoa. Wow.

And if you want a quick example of him at your event. Oh my God. He's just doing faces at things. But hang on, he's dressed as Johnny English, but acting like Mr. Bean. He's getting his wires crossed. He also just has a plate of lettuce with a tomato on it. Yeah. And he's actually brought a gun.

I don't do. And Princess Diana in the background as well. Oh, it's an impersonator party. Yeah. If you don't quite have the pennies for the premium, Mr. Bean, you can get this guy. That is not, that's just someone's dad. He's quite red. Mr. Sunbeams, I think.

Just a kid bit too much. All right. You're ready for contestant number two? Yeah. This is another, come on, easy. That's Bobpice Johnson, of course. Who else would it be? I think I did this mostly just for these transitions.

But again, it doesn't look anything like Bob is just a man with a bit of blonde hair. It's a wig as well. Yeah, it looks like a wig. It looks like a wig. It's really awful. And I've got a little video clip of this man. There's not much evidence of these people doing the voices. This is one.

And it is, it's fine. So here I am in Edinburgh at the prestigious Edinburgh Festival. I mean, he's got the parliament. And I've got different meetings. Lots of different people. If anyone wants to have a meeting with me, then you can... I've heard much better, Boris.

The voice is off, but the delivery is right. Yeah. There's right now. Boris is there. And there we go. There he is. Entertaining the people of Edinburgh.

What a delight. That man was scooping his child out of the way. Yeah. He'd get away from this man. Bumpus Johnson's cupboard. Okay, I think we do slowly start slowly. No. Not again.

Do you want to watch it again? Oh. Buzz. It's Lord Alan Sugar. Alan fucking splendor. He's even in like a business executive car as well and of course the transition I think he's actually kind of nailed it yeah yeah he's a he's a man with gray hair and a lot of lines on his face yeah we start with the good

ones and like then as we go on we get into the ones where it's like you can imagine a couple sat on the couch and like Thursday evening like turns them no you look a little bit like him yeah and there's some like just selfies on couches and people like well let's just give it a go the transitions are very good they are very hard on they're enjoying them a lot do you think the guy on the left also posts like problematic stuff on Twitter just to stay in character. Oh dear. Who we got next? Ah, your favourite, Ben?

Sorry, I think it's a spoiler. That's fucking Statham. Of course it is. That's Jason Statham. Although somehow he looks even more menacing than Jason Statham. There you go, he's in the beekeeper. He's got a hell of a fierce on him. He's got a jawline that could go for days.

Yeah. I would rather be punched by actual Jason Statham, I think, than that man. Jason Statham is dangerous. That man looks like. he'd knock over your pint in a pub and then he's done time i think yeah yeah yeah yeah oh oh here you got next this is one of my favorites is that uh bono no uh you're in the right music oh wait is that an oasis no no is it wringo star it's wringo bloody star

and let's get actual wringo in just modern he looks a lot like modern wringo at least but yeah a little bit i don't know where the bucket hat came from to be honest and the the kind of surly Fierce has got going on the... That's very... I mean, his facial hair looks similar. I'm not even sure what Bono looks like. I just knew that it was... I think I was thinking of Ringo Star,

but I just thought that's Bono in my head. It's clearly Bono. Could kind of get away as being a Bono in person if you really wanted to. Oh, dear. Oh, God. That's Daniel DeVito. Of course it is, with his famous M&MT shirt.

Granddad, my granddad, My granddad, DeVito. There you go. I think the facial structure is there. Same glasses. Yeah. That's the same guy. It's absolutely beautiful.

Oh, yeah. Right. We're getting into the slightly... Is that David Grohl? That is indeed, David Grohl. Oh, okay. I really do like this one, because I think the face is perfect.

It's something about... He looks a bit like the Royal Family, like the... Not the Royal Family. Yeah, the TV show... Jim something or other, yeah. I like his tiny guitar as well. Jim Royal, in fact.

But you see, the transformation... Yeah, it is. You can see it. If he had a bit more of a... sterner expression. He's got a nailed at that. The glasses are unnecessary, I think. I mean, they're necessary for him probably.

He doesn't really look edgy enough is the thing. He does just look like he's in his office and he's, yeah, someone's quickly taking a photo of him. Oh, dear. Oh, my God, that's brilliant. That looks just like him. It's Carl Pilkington. This is, like, stunning.

Absolutely stunning. I love this man. And yes, a man whose head is even more like a fucking orange. Like, is the splitting double. Yeah. They could be brothers, yeah. They could. On the website.

They had a couple of pictures of them on the website, just looking slightly boring things. That's great. This is like, easiest job for an impersonator. Just sit around and go, yeah, it's all right. Another picture. It's a really good impersonator.

Now, this is a tricky one. He sat in front of his fucking clothes horse. Yeah, these are my favorite ones. He's got washing on it. I can give hints. This is a rough one. Is it so good. No? No. No?

He's a British figure who was on our TV screens about three, four years ago, quite a lot when we were all stuck indoors. Oh, he's the guy, the NHS, the head medical officer. Oh. No, no, you're saying no? I'm saying yes. You're saying yes. You don't have to say his name. Don't know what his name is. It's Matthew Hancock. Oh. It's just the same man again. Oh, Matt Hancock. Okay, yeah, the MP. Were you thinking of the medical guy? Yeah, I wasn't thinking of Matt Hancock, the MP. I'll give you the point anyway.

I haven't kept track of the points. No, yeah. We'll see what, there he is. Right. Oh, it's Elon. Yeah, it's Elon must. That's a pretty good Elon to me. It's the makeup he's done really adds to the kind of ghoulish look that Elon brings to the table.

And there we go, another lovely transition. Oh, yeah. I love those animorph 50-50. Halfway points. Yeah. Here we got next to them there. They are side by side. Now this.

He's probably one the trickiest ones. Okay. He's an actor? Is it an actor? He's now dead? Yes, he is. Oh, okay. I was thinking of somebody who's still alive.

Is it Alan Rickman? Well done. It is Alan Rickman. Okay. Yeah. Sort of Alan Rickman. Really not close at all, actually. Is it when that transition, I think, really,

the longer that transition went on, the way it's like, that's a different man. Yeah. You sort of see him and think you remember. what Alan Rickman looks like and then when you actually see what he looks like you're like oh yeah no that's not it's not right at all there you go and then oh there we go and this one can fade in again why not yeah there he is anything else we got okay I'm not going to say too much just yet this is another nice one of my favorite variety of the selfies in random places and just put it on

the website for fun so this is a a very rich man let's say very rich man oh It's Jeffrey Bezos. Oh, it's Jeff. It's big Jeff. That's big Jeffrey Bezos. Again, sort of, but not really. Just a bald man. It could also just be Carl Pilkington.

Yeah. And again, a lot of these could apply to many other celebrities. Why does Jeff's face look like it's been photoshopped onto his head in that image? It's two different faces, isn't it? Yeah. Spliced together. Oh, dearie, Jeffrey. And...

Oh, it's Martin Lewis. Martin, bloody Lewis, the money-saving expert. Who do you fuck would hire a Martin Lewis look at you like? Yeah, get him down. you're winning? Come on, Martin Lewis, get him to come in and advise that people invest in your pyramid scheme, couldn't you? Martin Lewis says so. All they'd need to do is ask him one question, they'd realize he doesn't know what's going on. Yeah. Some of these will be lost on our non-British viewers or listeners.

Martin Lewis. It looks very serious. I guess him. I think this may have been the last one. Oh, no. Okay. So, yeah, this is the final one. Okay. It's kind of obvious, but also kind of not. He's a handsome man. That's my clue. What's his name?

Is it like... He doesn't look like Leonardo DiCaprio, but someone in that kind of realm. Oh, I want to make a guess, but I can't remember what's the name. What did you say, Mike? A baby duck, I think, shares the name with this man.

A baby duck. Oh, Ryan Gosling? Oh, is it Ryan Gosling? Who did you have a mind? I was going to say he looked. looks a little bit like he was Batman and he was an American Psycho. Oh, oh my God, not Patrick Bittman. Yeah, that's the character's name.

I can't remember the actor's name. Christian Bale. Christian Bale. He looked a little bit like Christian Bale. He's a handsome man. He's not Ryan Gosling handsome, but he's a handsome. He's kind of got it, but he's not blonde. I mean, the black and white helps.

Yeah, a little bit. He just looks like a contestant on The Apprentice or something. something on that. I should get him together with the Alan sugar. With Alan Sugar, yeah. We've got some magic brewing. All right, there we go. There's our little tier of impersonators and famous faces. Wow. I think with perfect split, 50-50.

Wow. What are the chances? Wow. Perfect tie. You went to move the blobby then, didn't you? Yeah. I've got to move him somewhere. There we are. All right, let's just slowly click back into the thing that we're, that's it. And... Hello, my pot idiot friends.

Oh, Simon! Get up. Get out. He's back. Hello, my pod idiots, friends. Brilliant. Thank you, Mikey. You're very welcome. Thank you, Mikey. Oh, I really hope that captured on the screen.

We'll find out after. Find out after. I'll work it out. Right. Well, it's time for the next thing, which is something that we do actually do frequently on episodes, which is Instagram and TikTok submitted questions. Yes.

Yes. So you can follow us at vidi. It's dot official on TikTok and Instagram, and we will sometimes ask. I think just on Instagram we asked for questions. Just Instagram, yeah, yeah. But you can follow us on both at Vidiot's Daught official and Vidiot's official everywhere else.

But yes, here we go. I've got them, they're semi-quick fire, but we'll see how quickly we go. So, I'm trying to flip and find them. Go on, I've got him. Come on, son. It's all right. I've found him. C. Bennett 12 says, Quick prediction for something that will happen in the world

before episode 300 is released. The world ends. Yeah. I think we've said that on a previous occasion will have been asked for a prediction. It's still hoping. Newcastle will fall into the water. I think you'll have a new paddle.

You'll be surrounded by a motie paddling pool. Oh, fun. Simon Miller will win the World Heavyweight Champion. Yeah. No, you'll both hug Simon Miller before I'm still 300. Yes. That's a good one. Let's manifest that.

Yeah. Will Howe asks, you can make a vidiates version of You're in the movies. What videos would you include? Oh, that's very good. So people can get into the scenes. I mean, just for the meta aspect of it, we should include the You're in the Movies video. Yes.

So people can be part of the three-headed monster and get involved in that. They're farting into the microphone, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, did it like a Sing Star one. You've got to hit the right note. You hit the right tone. Fallout video.

All the classics, fallout, maybe Margaret. You just have to sit there on screen, laughing. Be unable to breathe through a bit. Yeah. Just all the hits. All the hits. Tomb Raider one as well. I think it would be a good one.

Oh, yeah. It'd be a really bored. It's a really sad version of it. Like, we got to go to an actual, you know, escape room event. And you have to go, whoa, down the zip wire. Yeah. Thank you to A. Price 83, who asked a question that will apparently feature later in another thing. So I'm told.

So well done A. Price for asking that. Richard Major 86 says, what are your biggest idiot success is and biggest video mistakes. Oh, that's a biggie. I mean, arguably from a business standpoint, the biggest video's mistake was not making it financially viable or doing it in the first place even. Yeah. That was Yoxcar's biggest mistake. Yeah. We were their biggest mistake. Yeah. They may never financially recover from this to quote Tiger King. I think my biggest regret is the lap dance. I was just getting too drunk in Paris and yeah, I think that that's still etched into my mind forever. I think we said, we did it right.

We did it right. But good God, do I live with that in my head forever, just echoing. Yeah. I've not done anything more embarrassing since. Oh, really? I've topped it. He peaked. That's a lie.

But we're not going to talk about it. There's no video evidence. I think I'd probably echo that in terms of, I wasn't involved in the lap dance, but I do feel like we 100% burned bridges that day. And through some fault of our own in that we got really drunk, but through no fault of our own in that we were signed up for a load of things that we didn't agree to. And then they got miffed.

You're right, then you used to make your elbow. Bang, bang, right on the shop there. Oh, God. And then they were really upset to us when we didn't show up to appointments. We didn't know that we had. That we did not have. So there was, yeah, it's, regardless though, it, yeah, I do feel, I feel bad about that. And I feel like we conducted ourselves pretty well every other time we were let outside.

You know, with laughter and things like that. So, I think so. But that was it. No, no more going outside for you. Maybe if we did, if we did videos in a profitable way, it wouldn't have been vidiates though no well that's that's the thing I don't know if I don't think I would change anything that we did it was a great year I mean in some ways the biggest video success was that we got to just dick about on the internet for a whole year

and be paid a wage for it which is a great thing for us personally yeah but also things like BAFTA I think being able to put on my CV that I you know I was on a BAFTA official BAFTA live stream you know things like that are great to be able to say that you've done I think the the biggest success feel free to disagree is that while, you know, people drift away over the years, you know, you get new interests, you've listened to enough episodes of Polly, it's there's 151 of the fucking things. But the fact that the people, a lot of the audience that we have now are still here from 2018.

My biggest success is being able to say that our audience is still interested and want to still support us, which is very flattering and nice. Indeed. Can you just keep talking while I... Yes. But another thing that I love the most is also that... You're done? Yeah. That's it. I love nothing. What you love the most is that Peter has just blown his nose. Yeah, that's my favorite.

I guess we've garnered quite like a core audience, but then in that core audience, they all made friends. Yeah, that's nice as well. I think there's a couple of relationships I started through idiots. Oh, yeah. Tattoos are out there. Yeah, very true. Yeah, yeah. I've been a good mark on people. A few people asked or said, so ugly freaking bug and Soudan art and someone else on my other screen, I'll find them later, asked, who would do best in the Olympics or you have to choose to enter an Olympic event? Which one do you feel you would do best at? Oh, and Meg underscore Haynes 24. If you were told you must compete in the Olympics, in one Olympic sport next week, which would you choose?

Well, the break dancing has been doing the rounds recently. It seems like if I tried to do breakdancing with no prior training, I would probably not stand out. Yeah. So from a humiliation level that, in practicality, though, if I attempted any sport at an Olympic level, all of my ligaments would tear. Yeah, yeah.

So I was going to, for my thing today, do a kind of a silly remix of Michael Juxson to the tune of Stoke-on-Tren. And I got like halfway through and I was kind of struggling and feeling like crap. But I discovered that the silver medalist for mad stunts on your pedal bike at the Olympics was a British man from Gateshead. And I was going to try and use that. And I was too drug-adled to work out how to do it.

But I was like, wow, the people from the North East do mad stunts on their BMX bikes. Professional mad stunts. An Olympian. Michael Jugson, the Olympian. It could be Michael Jux. He's got the big bottle of garlic sauce. Yeah. So maybe just for, to kind of represent Michael Jugsson,

I would try and do BMX and fall on my face immediately. That's beautiful. Yeah, what's a sport that looks really, like the canoeing one looks really fun. Yeah, like diving. I just want to go off on those big diving goals. She's a big belly flop. Yeah.

Feet first. All I have to do is not belly flop and I'll be all right. Yeah. Quite frankly, even if you performed like shit, being able to forever label yourself an Olympian is really cool. Even if you just fail. Yeah. Get the Olympic rings tattooed on yourself.

somewhere like, I'm an Olympian. Yeah. I went to the Olympics. What we need to do is move to like a really small country somewhere. Yeah. Where there's not a lot of athletics funding. Live there for long enough where we can represent them. And then find a sport that they don't have anyone for and you say, I'll do it.

Yeah. You come dead last, still an Olympian. Yeah. On a technicality. I'm the best person in my country at this sport. I am the only person in my country who wanted to do it. Yeah. Brilliant.

Well, we've got more. few more questions here. This is from Dr. Vern 6, who says, French kiss grimace or sit on hamburgler's face. Oh, which one is? Oh, Grimmis is the McNudgy. Now, the reason I brought this along is because I have quite a strong opinion on this. Okay, well, then feel free to lead.

The way that it is, I would probably rather French kiss Grimmis. Or, no, the thing is, the way around that it is, I'm not sure, right? Okay. But if it was the other way round, and it was French kiss the hamburgler or sit on Grimmis' face, I'd love to sit on Grimmis' face. It looks like a lovely cushion. So it's just as well that Dr. Verne switched them around, you know, because now it's a difficult conundrum. The first one obviously has sexual connotations, but the phrasing of the question doesn't necessarily mean that it's sexual.

French kissing, obviously, is a very intimate act. Yeah, just the act of sitting on someone's face doesn't imply that you must take. your clothes up. No. It could just be a physical assault. Yeah. A non-sexual assault. The hamburgle has been, is being a daft racist. He's burgling ham. He's throwing bricks through ham shops. Yeah. Hold him down until the police arrive, sit on his face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kiss grimace, I think. I bet he tastes nice. He does look like he tastes pretty good. I taste that purple. Yeah. Okay. Good. Sorted. We solved that. Ugly freaking bug, who I think we've just had actually says, what's something you

could eat 150 of. Crisps. Big beans. You reckon crisps? Yeah, I think I could eat 150 crisps. Yeah. 150 crisps in here? You try this out.

That is a lot of things, because I'm picturing like, I like the idea of 150 chicken nuggets, right? Yeah. When you think that you can get them from McDonald's in boxes of 20, and that's too many. That's too many for one person, yeah.

Then what do you say, maybe fries, not chips? Fries. 150 fries might be doable? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's boring. I mean, Mikey suggested beans. That's, that's, it's still quite a lot.

You want 15 tins of beans. Yeah, there we go. There's not individual counted beans. Yeah. Crackers. I reckon I could do like 150 dry crackers. With lots of water. No water.

No, raw dog at the entire pack. You would inhale it. With your to. Wet drink. You would inhale it after the third cracker and you would die. Yeah. Yeah, just my lungs would be full of dust. What a way to go, though.

Yeah. Excellent. The false... I've been a new illness, Jacob's Lung. Jacob's Lung. Come down with Jacob's Lung. The False Roman says, who is your favourite member

of the Podiot Cinematic Universe, PCU? See, part of the reason we changed the whole thing submission is because we got a lot of VCU questions. But I think, you know, it's 150. Absolutely. Pick a favourite. Nice to do it every so often.

Yeah. Gizmo is a big, I'm a big fan of Gizmo. Gizmo. A dog that was abducted by. He was in the news recently. Gizmo? Gizmo returned.

Huh? So he wasn't eaten by a seagull? No. Because if you don't remember the story. They did find the dog poor, didn't they? They found a leg and they thought it might be Gizmo. Yeah, no, Gizmo. I was going to bring it along to the next episode.

Yeah, he made it back after like six years. They found Gizmoe looking a little bit emaciated. I think he just ran away for like literally five, six years. What was a stray? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know it's him. Yeah, I think there was like, it's unmistakably. He's missing a leg.

He's missing a leg. yeah it was his leg but he's still alive oh my god that's incredible yeah i like him even more now then yeah yeah gizmo was a good one that i enjoyed gizmo um god what else is that that's so many there is so many who uh got a lot of mileage out of dave obviously yeah yeah yeah i like i like to think it's uh all the seagull stories are the same seagull and uh you know i like that he occasionally gets caught in a shop i know other birds do as well he was sick on Dave Benson Phillips car

it's all the same yeah I can't think of any others my friends my friends my friends not bloby not Kevin yeah faceless Kevin dog yeah Meatface counts

I actually know meatface is forever my favorite He works his way into like every even on the background he probably see a little meat from me Oh really is this meat face coming No he's going up soon After the letters I think he can notice Meetface

I'm going to keep an eye on that such an iconic little shape, yeah. Yeah, it's a good one. Everyone's just going to watch this. Hang on, can we just wait until meat face comes right? Sure. I can ask you the next question while we wait. Yeah, sure.

What were your first impressions of each other, asks Murray, Elizabeth 5? Oh, man. Oh, in what culture? I think it was my first big boy job. Yeah. And it's like walking into an office with a bunch of cool internet boys. Cool. We'll talk about wrestling.

And yeah, it was, I think, I don't, I was a little bit scared of you, Ben. Why? You're a big boy. You're a big presenter boy. Well, I hope I didn't, I didn't have an aura of, don't talk to me, you, you, you, you, no, shit. No, it's more like, oh my God, he's, he's on the internet. He presents videos. Oh, my God.

Rips apart, Luke crates. I don't want to breathe in the room. Yeah. I don't specifically remember my first impressions. I think my first impressions of Ben were, you know, that he was a nice guy who, uh, had been not told what to do, where to go. Yeah. And after, you know, a few days or weeks, I kind of realized,

oh, we've got a similar sort of energy as well. You might be waiting a couple of minutes. I'm waiting for this meat face. I think my first impressions of Mikey were very false ones because he just seemed like a very quiet, conscientious little boy who was working hard and just producing good video. The latter is true. He works hard and produces good video.

But I had no idea the force of nature that Michael Johnson really was. Yeah, let me bed in, get comfortable, and then unleash hell. Once my probation period's done, all flounder, all cylinders. I think you liked, I remember you listened to, like, Neil Cicerega. Yes. Ah, yes. These are my people. Here's his meat face, Mikey.

It's coming. Come up in a minute. I've seen him multiple times. Actually, I think there's one more, one more passive idiots. And then it comes to the meat face. You're going to make me way even longer. We've got two questions left. I haven't even answered yet.

Oh. No, you haven't. You want to know what I thought? You, boys? Then move on to the next question then. I thought Peter was sincerely a lifeline when I first came up, mainly because the boss didn't tell me where to go or sit or what's doing. I had to ask Peter what was going on.

Because I saw you when I was up for my probation. Yeah. And I edited something when I was there. And then you and your wife made me feel very, very welcome when I first moved up and you had me over for tea and we watched porn together and it was a really fun time. Yeah, you always say that out of context. but we did all watch porn together. So then...

That is the context, isn't it? Sure. Let's leave it. It's better to leave it like that. We still don't want to talk about it. I can talk about it. I don't mind either, but it is funnier when people don't understand.

That's the thing. If you had the context, it's less funny. We were just at my house, and I think it was quite late at night. It was like 10 or 11 o'clock, and we were just scrolling through the TV channel. I was trying to find... You know when someone's there

and you don't actually know them that well. So you stick on the porn. Yeah, you stick on the porn. No, you're trying to find, like, You're like, what's mass appealed? Is there some, like, family guy on? Can we find an episode of police camera action or something? And as we were scrolling, we ended up looping around to channel like 800 and whatever it is.

Not because I don't know, obviously. No, no, no, no. I don't even know the numbers went that high. Is he coming? Yay! Yay, there he is. Yeah, look at that, guys. Meatface.

Oh, fantastic. He's great. Yeah. And I think one of them was, one of the shows we saw was called Bitches in Boots. Yeah, I remember that one. And there was something else as well. They were just advert. for porn.

It wasn't actual porn that we watched. And as for you, Mikey, I don't think our paths crossed for quite a while, actually, because we were just doing different things and there was like a bank of editors. And it was when we were looking to first leave and we were talking about who we were going to bring along, and you came highly recommended.

And then you helped us take some silly photos with Billy that we printed on, you printed on that canvas. And you edited, you were the first person other than Peter to edit worst game. I was like this guy's great yeah he did a couple yeah I remember what and we went and tried to we shot something that ended up not being used yeah so we hung out a lot then and I was like this guy knows exactly what he's doing he's got a great laugh and and he's just really easy to get on with and we with and then when we went to yeah also I didn't didn't I didn't know the

true Mikey until we went to many people went to Bristol and he was unchained I think that and being like said we want you at this job in another part of the world emboldened me a bit and it's maybe very reckless. I remember you, I remember in the probation period, you were the one reviewing my edits. And like you were kind of like, I think you passed on the word to the boss

to be like, oh, he's a good editor or not. Right. And I remember, like, every time I mess you're like, is it good? Is it good? I was like, try my best to please. You work, I remember near the end before,

I think we knew we were going. And you edited a few of my voiceovers, just list videos. And you went absolutely, you were like, I'm going to spend like two weeks on this just because I can, you know, because there weren't any like hard deadlines

when we worked there. It was like just produce stuff as, you know, as quick as you can. And you, like, did these, like, really heavily animated lists for my last couple of ones, which was good. The way Billy's facing on the camera makes him look like a meme, you know, like sort of a space background over the top of them, with a caption that says big struggles or something. Let's just go with one more question then. Cowabunga Dude 85 says if you... 85th one.

Yeah. If you were a bird, where or whom would you poop on? Dave Benson Phillips. Yeah, you'd have to. I'd go straight to where he is. No disrespect to him, but it's an exclusive bird club to join, I think, to have pooped on David's up. Absolutely, and I know his address as well.

I bought stuff off on eBay, so yeah, true. I know where he lives. Yeah. So many places. I know. So many poppabilities. Yeah. Yeah, you could just poop on someone who's actually a horrible person.

I'd find, when I was a kid, went on a school trip to Flamingal land, a theme park, hell yeah. Yeah. And a seagull, we were on a ride, that kind of like, span up and down around and I got shot on by a seagull right in the middle of the ride on the face I'd go find that seagull, give him a taste of his own medicine. I mean I could do that in human form. I don't need to do that. Oh God. Oh God. That's it. Hey, come here. I'm sure you're boss. YouTube creator jailed for two years for throwing poo at sea.

Fecal incident. Yeah. Brilliant. Well, thank you for your quickfire questions. Thank you. Thank you. What's next on the agenda? It's time for me to do my things. now if I've got any voice left, which I think I have. Do you need the mouse for it? No. Okay, I'm just preparing for a thing that comes after. Okay. Moving it slightly.

That's fine. So I've been sent an email by a very, a real person called, um... That's not what someone who's been sent an email by a real person would say. Rita Poston. She's a lovely lady. That does sound real, actually. Rita, Rita Poston. Take it back.

And she says, Dear Vidiates, uh, uh, congratulations on her. 150 episodes. Are you really? You're actually reading that? I'm reading this right now, yeah. Dear video, congratulations on 150 episodes. As part of this moment, I thought you might like to revisit the history of your channel, but I'm also someone who is very inclusive and think that because you now have such a big audience,

you should make sure that it's a long sentence, is approachable to people of other languages. Okay. All right. However, rather than read this information 20 times in 20 different languages, what I have done is taken the information from the Vidyat's Wiki page, Yogskaz Wiki page, run it through Google Translate 20 times back to back and have now produced the output in English. I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

Everyone whose language was included in this translation will now be able to understand this English translation. That's a great... Does she sign it off? Best wish is Rita. That's a really nice email. That sounded so real as well. Yeah.

So Rita has got the Yogstkas Wiki page for Vidyates and also for Ben Potter, Peter Austin and Michael Johnson. And it has been translated through multiple languages here and we're going to learn all about the channel and its hosts. Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry to be straight, the big faces in the sky. Vidiates. Ben, Patrick and Michael are the three founding.

of YogaCast. Oh. On his YouTube channel, he has created many games, such as Dangerous Games, or Cake and Challenge, each in their own genre. Cake and Challenge.

Yeah. That was the intro to the article. Then it's the first section. And the head... Like that, we are three are he. We're a senior entity. And the title of this section is Head. Okay, good.

Ben Potter, Peter Austin, and Michael John were involved in sound culture before joining Videot, V-I-D-E-O-T. Ben and Pete have appeared in several that-culture games, and Mickey altered the video. I truly altered the game. In 2017, all three decided to leave Unsang Cultura because they were not satisfied with their jobs. The list continues.

Full stop. And then in the middle of the paragraph, it just says, recently released videos, full stop, and then continues the paragraph. Good, good, yeah. In January 2018, she joined the Yoxcast Network, moved into a yoga studio office, and started a YouTube channel.

Yoxcast spelled Y-O-X, C-A-S-T. Next section of the article is called, Stay There! During the year of Remembrance, 2018, Oh, God. The year of remembrance. Is that what Vidiot's fans call it? Yeah, the year of...

I think it's because on the 11th of November is what happened here in this... During the Year of Remembrance, 2018, it was announced that the films would not be continued. Did we announce that on the 11th of November? We may have done... It's quite late, isn't it? Yeah.

Yeah, that seems wrong, in fact. I don't think that's true. Anyway... This has all been so truthful so far. Yeah. Ben and Peter teamed up. for a new project called Triple Bag and showed their outfits.

Wow. Michael currently works at Creation Stories at Yogget House. You have my job of the Yogget House. A team that burns content creators to create money for the Canal Network. It sounds really libelous. Yeah, it does.

The brand continued twitching. Twice. You check the body. and are still streaming videos. In 2022, Channel Cinema's Bristol Tours tells viewers about the filming location and the origin of the story.

The movie ends at Vidioti's Old House and the name Vioites is heard. Oh, so is there, someone added... Yes, the follow-up. In 2022, we did the Bristol tour. Oh, that's nice. And it says it ends at the Yorkscast office and the word Vioits is introduced.

We return to the Vidyat's house. I like that. That's the end of the official Vidyat's article, but we now move on to Ben Potter. Oh, God, okay. Ben Potter. Ben Potter is a videographer and Yogs cast. And then in brackets, it just says,

Confused man. Yeah. He also played some dirty games with Peter Austin in what culture. Bloody hell. And then, full stuff. He also played some dirty games with Peter Austin in what culture. Full stop. Take it to your future workplace.

In 2018, Ben Crocker, along with his friends Peter Austin, Michael, comma, John, comma, published more than 315 videos on straight YouTube. Straight.

It's near YouTube, thank you. Damn. Straight, S-T-R-I-A-T, as in channel or stream or, yeah. Anyway. Thanks to the creative interesting and funny projects

undertaken by the hosts, the channel has scrutiny. In November 2018, the channel's contributors released a video explaining that their current contract with Yogcast had expired and that the channel would no longer broadcast regularly as they no longer needed the money.

Yeah, absolutely retired on all the money. That's 100% here. Fortunately, the trio decided to keep the Vidyat's spirit alive and continue to post content like Podiot's shows and live events in their spare time. In 2019, Peter... No, in 2019, Ben Potter, Peter Austin

launched their YouTube channel with the help of Adam Bucetti and his cultaholic channel. At the time of writing, Ben and Peter's channel, Jump, has tripled over 250,000 subscribers. Wow. And have a full team of writers and censors

creating content and entertainment information about. Bloody hell. Rita, not me, didn't include each one of our articles has a section called quotes or quotations but all that's included is the trivia section instead. Right, okay, understood. The Ben Potter trivia section is entitled,

We Say, which you would think would be the quotes this translation, but no, it's not. So here's some trivia about Ben Potter. Ben's favorite games are RuneScape, seven, Final Fantasy, and Series. the Dark Soul. Burt is a PlayStation treasure hunter

with over 200 platinum points. Wow! Ben is a journalist. Ben is a former employee of What Culture where he provides video commentary on sports? Still do. Yeah, yeah, wow. Ben Brett's Jr. saw the film.

Certainly did. He did, yeah. Ben gets rocks each day, provided he is fit and strong. Ben gets wrong. He does. If he goes for some exercise, he gets some rocks. He gets rocks. Ben knows a little French. We.

And Ben and Peter joined the panel of experts at the 2018 BAFTA Sports Awards. And finally, Ben originally planned to create Vidiot Feld Hoyer's Good Food GMBH. You didn't tell us this. You didn't be doing business plans. I was keeping it secret. But I did plan to found a meat facery of my own. You did. What you did with your Vidiates money.

I did all that money. I didn't need the money anymore. Would you mind turning the aircon off? I'm actually shivering over here. Thank you. Thank you very much. We'll be on to Peter Austin now. Peter Austin, aka Superduck,

is one of the YoCast's three designers. He started as a producer and editor at What Culture, but moved to YoCast along with Michael Johnson after becoming dissatisfied with the Yocast network. Full stop. Ben Potter, full stop. Before that, he could be called Yock Nots for Jingle Jam remixes under the name Duck.

In 2018, Peter Austin and his colleagues, Ben Potter and Michael Johnson, produced approximately 0.315 videos for the video YouTube channel. At least. Yeah, we got third away into the video and sacked it on. Yeah, the channel is very popular because of the creativity, entertainment,

and charm of Patrick and his friends. Patrick spelled the Celtic way, Padraig. In November 2018, the channel released a video announcing its contract with you cast was ending and that the channel would no longer be producing content as it was running out of money. Fortunately, the trio decided to keep the spirit of the video alive by continuing to breed podcasts and live stream in emergencies. In 2019, Ben Potter and Peter Austin launched their own YouTube channel with the help of Adam Pickett and his infection.

Oh, God, what could that, oh, what could that possibly have meant? What could that possibly have translated from? Infection. I don't know. At one point, Rita saw the word cultaholic translated to culture. So I wonder if it's like a culture, like a mold, possibly. Fair enough. At the time of writing, Ben and Peter's Triple Jump Channel has over 250,000 writers and editors dedicated solely to create information about industry.

Peter's trivia section is entitled A Story. Oh, that's nice. Peter's first job was at St. Burgess, where he spent most of his time in the fruit and vegetables. Peter loves Harry and the original Spiro Star Wars. The first two films were directed by HP. Lovecraft. They were.

In late 2018, a few months before Vidiotz was launched, Peter came to Yoga Towers to show. his home in Yorkshire. Peter has mild lactate intolerance. I really don't like breastfeeding in public. I think it's really bad. Peter is very talented in music and his songs combine the rhythms of media and yoga.

The bell ringer was recorded, was recorded by polio in episode 67 podcast. This is currently the only video of Peter Austin's wedding. What? Petros comes from Germany and speaks the language fluently. Patrick and I, in 2018, as members of the BAFTA Sports Awards, nominated a group called Teachers. Favorite sportsman.

Indeed. And that's the end of the trivia for Peter Austin. Goodness, mate. The final page now is Michael Johnson. Mm-hmm. And it gets pretty unhinged here. Oh, God. Michael Johnson.

Michael Mann, known as Parrot Boy, is one of Yog's cast's video. They got the word Yogs cast right, though. That's good. First time. In 2018, Michael Johnson, along with his friends, and Peter Austin and Ben Potter. What the hell? Sorry, guys. Created 350 videos for the YouTube channel, Vidids.

Ah, Vidids. We've seen some amazing collaborations on the channel that are consistent with creative, interesting, and fun content from Michael and his friends. In November 2018, the channel officials released a video stating, that the Yugu's actors' contract had expired. And the program will not be aired due to financial problems. Fortunately, three ghosts decided to keep Vidyots alive by creating Poddiet's events.

The spirit. By creating Poddyitz events, random entertainment, and other entertainment. Michael Johnson decided to stay in Bristol and work on the floor. Bloody paving stones won't lay themselves. While Ben Potter and. Peter Austin moved to Newcastle to launch a new YouTube channel

upon Tyne called Triple Jump. YouTube channel upon Tyne. It gets really weird at the very end. Upon Tyne called Triple Jump. I make chocolate macarons. My name is Wallace from Michael Vidyads chain. He continued to produce independent videos such as

colon and that's the end. Brilliant. My long history. I think the article originally says that you continue to make videos including something about eating chocolate and dressing up as Wallace and that's what it did so finally it's Michael's trivia entitled and others Sean's favorite Sean's favorite is filming the dead um your favorite film is Sean the dead there we go yeah Michael is a farmer Miguel is known for his hard work Michael's favorite nickname was Mike, but before it became very popular, Ben and Peter sometimes called

him Mega Jewels. Mega Jules! Which is a traditional nickname. A traditional nickname. Yeah. Mega Jules. Yeah, please do call me Mega Jules from now on. I will do.

Mega Jules. One of Mickey's favorite games is to tie up Isaac. Fucking. Michael's first job was at, Michael's first job was hamburgers at McDonald's. In 2019, Ben noticed an unusual call. Fans immediately assumed it was Michael, and then in brackets it says, Michael. Michael always answers that question, Ben.

All right. All right. Okay. At one point, he broadcast Mitch's speech directly to his father, who didn't know he was listening, so he read it to Mitch to make sure it was correct. This is the address.

Yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. No dad reading the address. After Mick's famous spelling of tricclose, Glycerides in episode 56 of Podiodes. Ben Porter's first spelling in episode 39 is very interesting. Oh, God, what does that make? Don't know.

This is really confusing. While Annell ate dinner, A-N-E-L-E, with a capital A, as though that's a person. While Annel ate dinner, Michael drunkenly danced with Yoxcast star Dave Bryan in a French nightclub. And finally, Michael Vijots is a creative friend. force in business design. That's a really nice one to finish it off.

It is. Create a force. I thought I would just round it out with an article, a sentence that I wrote myself and ran through, that Rita wrote herself and ran through. Yeah, of course. Originally, it said, throughout 2018, the vidiates instructed their fans to send in videos of themselves

saying the channel's slogan from interesting locations around the world. The words are just as meaningful today. Vidiates tell your friends. which translated for all of our listeners is, in 2018, Voditas asked his followers to post videos and share street views of interesting places around the world chanting the channel's fastening. The same goes for this sentence, video chat with friends.

Everybody, video chat with friends. There we go. A bit of history, therefore. Wow, thank you, Peter. You're very welcome. Fascinating trying to reverse engine. engineer. You could sort of get glimpses of what it was trying to do. You can read along at home, just pull up those articles and work out what's been said there. But thanks Rita for sending that to me.

We should go in and edit the wiki now so it has the new updated language. That's true. The super language. That'll be really useful. Indeed. Fantastic. Well, it's time for the next thing. Yes. Which I understand has been prepared in advance. It is a slideshow. It is a quiz for the three of us where we can help each other out, I believe. I've had a bit of a brief on it

But the answers are supplied By the Vignificant others Indeed So our respective partners Have answered these questions And we have to guess what they think Is the moat Or what we think they

Answered in regards to these questions I don't know what the questions are So I have no context at the moment Can I before we start Can I go to the bathroom? You want to go for a week? Do you want us to wait while you go Or do you want should we just

Should we just have a chat? Do you have a little chat? You feel like you to catch up You know it's been a long time between two, two days. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, he really needs to go. He's running.

How much has he had? Have you been stuck in the door? He's stuck in the fucking door. He's had a Dr. Pepper. He's had a flask of water. See, that's enough to do it. Maybe he had some big coffees this morning. I don't know.

Do you want to hear a secret? Yeah? I kind of need a wee as well. Oh. But I was actually just going to fucking suck up like an adult. Like a professional. I'll wait until the end. Okay.

My God, we can actually hear him. Yeah. You might hear him piss if we're quiet. Let's just listen. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, we actually can hear him pissing. It's on the other side of that wall. Those of you don't listen to the triple jump podcast,

aren't familiar with this room. Bathrooms on the other side of the wall. So you can actually hear people piss. Yeah. Which is really fascinating. Or poop. Yes. Yeah.

Sort of going back to episode one with the rectal record. Yeah, we are. Yeah, by listening to Mikey. Pass urine. It's the second way today. It is. Full stop. It's making me need a wee now, even though I didn't to begin with.

I think I'll be good, though. You think you'll be all right? Yeah, I'll make it. We'll make it through to the end? Yeah, I think so. It's just quite melodic. I mean, no one can hear what we're hearing. No, I could add it in post.

Just a little sprinkle. Yeah. People who are driving really won't appreciate that. No, they'll need a wee. Yeah. And then they can't go for a way. I'm excited to do this quiz, though. Me too.

When it happens, a big game has been talked, and I fully believe that it's going to deliver. I believe it's a slideshow that has some lovely animations. Yes, so I'm told. Ah, when we see things slide in and pop up. Kevin's worked very hard on it. Absolutely. So I think he's nearly done.

I'm hearing atmospheric pressure, which is causing the doors to move. I think he'll be with us any second now. Here he is. He's back in the room. Hi, Mikey. You have to push the door quite hard once it's closed for it to shut. It sort of clicks. Yeah, he's got it.

He's got it. Welcome back. How was it? Good, good pay this time. Didn't run out to all the paper this time. Sounded like a good one. Yeah, we can hear. I could hear you talking.

You hear the sound of PP hitting the border? We could have just had a conversation between the walk. Yeah, we could have to go back through. Could have to show it again. Right, let's go back over here. And is this going to work? Is it going to work? Can we see that?

Yes, we can see that. Okay. Here we go, everyone. So this is the quiz. How do I start it? Mikey, is it just... Slides show on the top right there. Right.

Here we go. Welcome to... to the vidnificent other Mr. or Mrs. style quiz. Single, I understand that I have to be very careful with the clicking because things are linked, like animations are linked to each other so I don't want to click too many times, so I'm going to do one click. Each of the VOs have been given nine questions to answer about their vidiot

and this quiz will get each of you to take turns guessing what your VO said about you. Okay. That's a Vignificant other. guess is close to the correct answer can be given points it's up to you to score yourselves enjoy okay you ready yeah let's go always faded to black oh money oh if your videot won the lottery what is the first thing they'd buy um okay so it's it my name's at the top there so what would what does my significant other think that i would buy it first if i won the lottery yeah heavy takeaway a heavy takeaway Very heavy takeaway.

I suppose I can answer with what I would actually buy and we'll just see how close it is. I'm probably, oh God, I don't know. I don't know, what would I, but probably like a big holiday or something. Yeah. You know, something like that? Something nice, yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to go with that, a big holiday. 150 chicken nuggets. 150 chicken nuggets. Let's see if that's being guessed correctly. Oh! Heavy takeaway. The largest and most unholy takeaway imaginable is the answer that my significant other said.

Amazing. Peter Austin. Again, I'm trying to weigh up between what I really would buy, what my significant other might think I would buy. I don't know. I'm going to just say some kind of extravagant tat, like a spiral press kit. Giant spiral statue. Yeah, that kind of thing.

Video gaming tat, retro gaming. stuff may be. Yeah. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Here's what your significant other said. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cute. That's fair enough. Can you read that out loud? A house in the countryside that specifically has a dedicated pigeon loft on the grounds. What the fuck is that? You have pigeon fans yet? We just sort of joke that like when I'm a, I sort of say like, oh yeah, so when I'm 70 and I've got my pigeons or whatever. And then it's very much the answer that I get is, hey, you don't have to wait. If you want pigeons now, you can just have They're everywhere.

Just help yourself to a pigeon. That's a good gauge, though, for me to think, like, I do need to think like my significant other here rather than just think about me if I want to be scoring points. Mikey. I mean, for me, it's related to yours, Peter. I would have a pigeon loft. I think I would finally invest in pigeons.

Oh, yeah, get a couple of pigeons out. Imagine if it's both pigeon loft. What are the chances of that? We live together in the countryside without birds. Ready? Ready. oh okay freedom to just i buy my freedom yeah freedom to not work again freedom to not work ever again or his favorite place on earth strange brew which is a club in bristol yeah that's a place i

frequent quite a lot i don't think i want to run the place though like in my just now i've won the lottery like i don't want to work you just yeah you just want financial freedom to just just bugger about yeah and get strange in the brew no pigeons no pigeons no pigeons no That time. Right, question two then. Here we go. Oh, God. Right, there are there. Right. Which of the seven dwarfs is your videot most like? Oh, you're at the top this time, Peter. I am, yeah. So which ones have we got? Grumpy, sleepy, happy, dopey. Docy, bashful, sleepy, sneaky. Yeah. Yeah. At a minute. Sneasy, I guess. We did a couple of them. Yeah, it's sneaky right now.

Do you want me to get a list of the dwarfs up? No, I think I know them all, but if you need, if you I don't know what they are. I'd like to think she didn't say dopey. I'm going to say happy. Yeah. Okay, hang on, dwarves. Names. Right.

She might say sleepy. I do spend a lot of time in bed. We have got, come on, give me the fucking names. It's giving me the history of them, but not actually what they're called, which is really, really, what are the names of the seven dwarfs? Happy, Docy, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy and Sneezy. I'm torn between happy and sleepy. I'm going to go with happy,

but I can definitely see her saying he sleeps in a lot. You ready? Peter's Vignificant Other said, Sleepy. Oh, I'm not that of it. Okay, fair enough. Mikey, what did your Vignificant Other say was the dwarf that's most like you? I've got to be sleepy.

I can sleep for England, yeah. I think I can be sleepy again. I'm stealing your bits again. Mike's Vio said, 50-50 between happy and sleepy. We should have just swapped. Imagine if that had been my answer. My Vignificant Other definitely said grumpy. Doc.

What is Doc? What is Doc? He's just the leader, I think. Or is he smarter than the others, maybe? I'm not really sure what Doc is. It's not sort of a name that clearly labels what they do. Well, clearly I'm going to need to go and watch Snow White again. Yeah.

Work out what Doc's about. Indeed. So, Mikey, you're on sort of. at least half a point there, if not a whole point. Oh, for fuck sake. Which balloon animal most reminds you of your vidiot? We've got a blobfish,

a monkey in a bow tie, a really fucked up T-Rex and a butterfly. Yeah. God. I'm feeling like I'm most like the monkey. I wish it was the long-legged dinosaur, but I'm not tall enough for that, sadly.

Yeah, I also feel like I think I'm most like the monkey, but I'm wondering if my VO said the happy butterfly. I'm going to click again just to see if it gives us a... See what happens, yeah. Okay. Oh, look at that. Fantastic. Mikey, which one are you most like?

I think I want to be the monkey, but I think I'll take the blobfish. Blobfish, yeah. Okay, let's see if it's blobfish. Oh, it's monkey. That's very complimentary. I'll take that. Thank you. Okay.

My vindificant other. God I mean blobfish is objectively the best one What about I think I'm going to go for the T-Rex Just because I like it It's difficult to infer meaning from these

So I'm going to go with C The Weird Dinosaur Yeah, there we are I'm feeling like my VO sees me in the in the smiley butterfly I'm going to say D D as well Definitely D

C-D, great stuff. Next up, we have, oh, monsters, spooky. Did you get that one right, Ben? I did, yeah. Okay, so it's 2-1-1 now. 2-1-21-1. Which classic movie monster

would your vidiot be? Now, we've not got a choice of... No. So we have to even know what our VOs think of classic movie monsters. Yeah, so maybe it's just, based on the ones in the bank, you've got Frankenstein's monster,

the Wolfman, there's a mummy, there's a vampire. The swamp creature? Who's that? Yeah, I think Invisible Man is one. I don't know if he's there, but you wouldn't see him anyway. God, mate. Oh, it's difficult because this, again, is a question that doesn't have a great deal of meaning.

Yeah. So what could the answer possibly be? I'm going to just take a wild swing and say, Dracula? For no reason at all. I'm just going to. Okay. The answer, of course, was Frankenstein's monster because he's smart and he really just wants a chill life with a monster lady.

Is Frankenstein's monster smart? I don't... I would argue no. Yeah. I think he's actually a dull creature. I would say so. I am also going to say Dracula. Sort of going with the sleepy vibe. Okay.

You know, you're just a corpse that most of... lies on its back and only comes up when the sun's gone down. That's what I think she's going to say. So which one is it, sorry? Dracula or a vampire. Dracula or a vampire. Okay, here we go. Let's look. Oh, there you go.

Wow. Oh, he stays a full night and doesn't do well in the sun. I didn't even think of the UV aspect, but yeah. I do like garlic though. Oh, garlic whites. That's delicious. You'd have to give that up. Mikey. I'm feeling the wolf man. I've got, I'm a hairy bugger. My second answer is the swamp beast, whatever he's called. I feel like I smell similar to this one.

Okay. But you're saying Wolfman. Wolfman. Let's see if Wolfman shows up. Oh, King Kong. Because he'd like climbing up buildings in New York. If you could, you would. To be fair, yeah, I do like climbing up things.

Yeah, that tracks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Excellent. There we are. We've learned a lot there. Next question. The bear walking on its hind legs. If your video had to put on an animal suit

and convince people that they were an animal for that one day, Which animal do you think they would best imitate? So we're talking, of course, like a cocoa gorilla, a cocoa gorilla situation where there's a human in it. Oh, God. What? I never thought in life anyone would ask me, what does your partner think you would best imitate as an animal in a suit?

Yeah. I can't begin to, uh, I might just have to pick an animal that she knows I like, even though I wouldn't like to be dressed up as a fox all day. A pigeon. A pigeon. Yeah.

No, hang on. Let me just... What about a turtle? Yeah. You know, because it's served me well so far, I'm going to say a sloth. A sloth, okay. You know, I know that she's got this idea that I sleep a lot. Peter's V.O. said, a panda just sit and eat.

Yeah, good. That's good. That would be nice, actually. Yeah. Mikey. orangutan. I think I could do a bang and orangutang impression. Okay.

I'll allow any kind of great ape If you're African grey of course I do yeah We watch videos of a certain Afrorenrenian internet And my whole life has just been Like saying his words

What made of? Metal Oh yeah Glass I've seen that Yeah I have no idea Because my first

All I can think about Is that bear That I'm looking at Just walking about Is a bear What is something That's quite sedentary Because I would also

like to do as little as possible. So I might say sloth or panda. Yeah, I'll go sloth. Okay. A giraffe because fast and tall. A giraffe's fast. I mean, at least, if I dressed as a panda, I might get away with it. But you two, dressed as a parrot or a giraffe,

I don't think I could. You'll be fooling anyone. I don't know how I could do that. I could go on stilts, I suppose, but, you know, I don't have a long neck. I can't do that. It would be a challenge for me, for sure. Oh, there we are. Question six.

Who would play your video in a biograph. movie about the year of idiots. Oh my God. Mikey. That's a hard one. Who? I guess it's not just looks, it's spirit as well. Tom Campbell. Tom Campbell.

Tom Campbell. I think she knows who Tom Campbell is, but I'm going to say Tom Campbell. Really? You want to guess Tom Campbell? No, Charlie Day. Charlie Day is a good idea, yeah. Okay, you ready to find out? I'm going to lock in Charlie Day. Bob. I'll hear that. That's a great one.

Bob Mortimer and his 20. He's from round hair, isn't he? Yeah, I'm proud of that. I have literally no idea. We've been asked this question before anyway. And I don't know what I picked then, just a blonde man with a beard. Yeah. So I genuinely have no idea.

So I'll be very, very complimentary of myself and say Chris Hemsworth. Okay. I think he would really capture my essence. Yeah. Tom Hopper with beard. Who's Tom Hopper? Not quite sure. That's him, I assume.

Yeah. He looks like... I can see... I can see it a little bit. Yeah. It's got a beard, so that takes that off, you know? I suspect we're going to have the same thing with me. It's going to be someone I've never heard of.

So I'm just trying to think of anyone. How about David Thuleus? David Thuleus. Who's about 60 now. but I just quite like him as an actor, so I'll pick him. Reese Shearsmith. We both really like Shearsmith and Pemberton, so that's a good one, actually. Excellent.

Wow, what a trio. Bob Mortimer in his 20s, whoever Tom Hopper is with beard. And Rees Shearsmith. Oh, there we go. Fun facts. This question was asked in episode 14, and these were the answers the boys gave at the time. Mikey said Jack Black, Ben said himself. It was a bit of a cop-out.

And I said, Dave Chapman. We do have similar colouring, actually. Similar colouring. Yeah, like our hair and stuff. So is this the question that was maybe submitted earlier in the Instagram questions as well that was filtered out? Oh, it could have been, yeah. I don't know which one, I wasn't told which question it was.

Could be this one, perhaps. Right. But we've also been asked that since episode 14. We have. I think we're asked, watch of the seven dwarfs were we on the questions. Yeah, yeah, it could be which dwarfs. off would you be? What is your video's real-life superpower?

Really fucking boring, right? But washing up. I think I'm really good at washing up. Okay. I'm cleaning the kitchen. So I don't, we'll see what it says. Doing things straight away and not putting them off for later. You know what? Not

masked that myself. I wish I had that one. It's a decent power, I must say. Peter, what's your real life superpower? Mine's going to be very stereotypical man of the house. It's either going to be opening jars or dealing with spiders and bugs. Or sleeping.

Or sleeping again. Was he like this guy? I think it's quite likely to be dealing with creepy crawlies. Okay. Amazing long-term memory. I do have good long-term memory. Yeah.

Mitchell. Sorry, mega-jewil. Yeah, mega-jol. Thank you. Self-propulsion. I'm like, a real engine. Yeah, yeah. Is that what your significant other would say?

I think so. Like, I don't have good memory. I'm not very good at doing things straight away, but I can fart, and that's what I've got going to me. I was fucking sick at farting, though. Ability to make great quackamolie. I hope they're not the same answer. Is that code?

Is that fart, Michael? Are you guys keeping track of the scores, by the way? No. No. Okay. Next question is, oh no, it's bars there. If you got a call to say your idiot was in jail, what would you assume they'd been arrested for, Peter?

Oh, God. Uh, like losing my shit with some fucking yobbo, like, you know, like I said the other, on a previous episode that I saw someone throw a bottle, they necked it and then just hoided it in the bushes. Yeah. I was at the traffic lights. And I was like, I really want to yell at them, what the fuck do you think you're doing? But I know they will just punch me in the face.

Yeah. So I think getting in a fight with someone being disrespectful, an ignorant twat. Yeah. Okay. The answer is, of course, vigilante justice. Okay. intervening if someone is being victimized in public. So similar, that's about right.

The bush was being victimized by the bottle, for example. Mikey, what are you being arrested for? I feel like I got too excited on my pedal bike and did some mad stunts in a place I shouldn't have and the police collared me. I thought that sounds likely one. Shoplifting and or chasing annoying youths on his bike. Shoplifting and chasing annoying youth is one of...

This paints a horrible picture. I stole one chocolate bar when I was a kid, and I felt guilty about it ever since. It follows you for the rest of your way. Look at this and now this is what people think of me. But yeah, I am guilty of chasing annoying yeast on a bike though, so I put my hands up for that one. Again, it's kind of similar answers me and you. You know, we're both dealing with annoying people, yeah.

Probably enjoying a meal, a succulent Chinese meal. Perhaps eating so much in an all-you-can-eat buffet that I have to be escorted out and I kick up a fuss. Yeah. The real answer is I don't know. So I'm going to say that. I'd guess that he had finally smacked a kid for being a dick all three of us are going to jail for smacking kids just just what's it called

not punishing when you admonish a child what's it called there's a term for it like basically doing something that a parent should do but don't what's the fucking what scolding? Scolting is kind of it it's like a synonym of scolding right God. Got any words related to it?

Yeah, we'll do this. We'll work this out. It's like telling them off, it's teaching them that they've done. Scolting is similar. Disciplining them. Disciplining is, I think, basically it. Right.

I think you may have got it there. Disciplining other people's kids. Yeah. That's literally what it would be. We're not just going to smack kids because they're, you know, being annoying is if they haven't been raised proper. Yeah.

Get them. It's final question. Final question. All the animals up on screen there. What is the biggest animal you think your video could win a fight against her? Mikey, what does your vindificant other think? I'm trying to visualize high. I reckon a sheep.

That's exactly what I was going to say. Comptively doing a sheep, anything bigger than that, and I'd start a struggle. Horse, absolutely no chance of cow. Sheep, yeah. Sheep, okay. A large, strong mountain goat. It's basically a sheep.

It's pretty close. If I'm going to fight an animal, could I I think I could take a kangaroo I know their boxes right and they've got scary talons on their feet but I think if I got in there quick rear naked choke hold

choke that fucker out oh you're just jump in the pouch and take control and you yeah exactly kill it from the inside a giant tortoise just roll it over that would be quite I mean yeah you could incapacitate it but it'd be quite hard to actually beat it it would into an injury in combat uh peter i was going to say sheep uh i've just seen a pig in the background but i wouldn't like to have to have a bite from a pig i imagine it's probably quite horrid so

sturdy animals as well if i can just do what we've done for most of the quiz and copy mikey i might i think i'll just say sheep okay the answer of course is a dog once you want to read that context oh god i remember this a dog once our dishwasher made a weird noise and he thought it was a rabid dog that had broken into the house and he was fully prepared to fight it to the death. Where's that dog? You were going to fight a dog?

We were in our house and I don't think we've been there very long because we'd not use the dishwasher very much and it made this noise that was exactly like it went like that and I and it was behind me

near the back door and I turned around with like my fist in the air I was ready to beat the shit out of this dog and she found it very funny but was also quite touched that it would have fought a dog

That's very nice. You'd do them in for protection of you. Peter's worst enemy. And that, I believe, concludes that's the end of the Vignificant Other's Mr. and Mrs. Style Quiz. Thank you for taking part. We hope you had fun. Well done, Kevin and our Vignificant others.

Aw. Congratulations. On reaching episode 150 from the VOs, Yellow Heart. How lovely. Very lovely. We've learned a lot about how we're perceived today. It's mostly angry. Am I allowed to leave the, am I allowed to leave?

Do I need to press S? You got, hover up to there, you go. Oh, and there's an X there. You got it. Brilliant. Well, there we are. That was the significant other Mr. and Mrs. Stahl quiz. Fantastic stuff.

Now it is time for my thing. Okay. I have prepared something that I need to retrieve from the fridge. I will be back in a moment. You're going to get some nice treats, right? Yeah. It's going to be lovely. Brilliant.

Yeah, you will. Something from that. That's ominous. Something from the fridge. it's either edible or medical it could be an organ or something maybe bloby's doing fine

he's actually not lost any air the system does work all balloons should have a knob I do love the knob at the bottom can you get anything out of there oh he's doing big farts now oh no is it coming out of his breathe in some blobby air

oh and he's looking even better Oh. Dick Farts. Maybe it's a new liver for Mr. Blobby in the fridge. So you purchased this from Amazon, did you? Yeah, this was the very last minute, arrived the day before I travel down here.

Hope it it would come through and it did it. It's even more beautiful than I imagined. Well, if you're watching on video, which I hope you are by now, because you've probably not been enjoying it very much if you're just listening. Mikey, would you perhaps like to reenact the piece of merch that we have available on the store

of Saturn or Jupiter? or someone eating his, eating his blobby? So it's blobby eating Noel Edmonds, right? No, or is it Noel Edmonds eating blobby? So yes. Yeah, there he is. Was it Noel Edmonds, or isn't it just the original piece of artwork? It's supposed to be Noel Edmund, but I didn't make any effort to make him look at

his son, yeah. Oh. Oh, what is that? Just a foggy box. A foggy box. A foggy box and a couple of plates. Right, let me just scooge back in again, get this mouse out of the way. Okay, so you'll be familiar with a section that I've done on this.

He looks great, deflated blobby, that I've done on this podcast before. It's called Not the Onion. In this Tupperware, not onions. It's some onion. I would like you both to take a plate. It's fucking smell it. And I'm going to portion you guys both up. Is it right? Strong, strong smell.

There's a bit of onion for you. A little bit of onion for you there. And what we're going to do is we're going to raise... It is a powerful onion. We are going to raise the stakes of usual not the onion competition. Now, of course, if you're not familiar with this section, what I do is I assemble a list of news stories, some real, some from satirical news website, The Onion.

I read you the headline. you guys have to guess what is the onion and what is not the onion. However, this time, if you get it wrong, you have to eat some onion. Okay. As well. If we both get it right, do you have to eat some onion. Sure, I'll do that. I'm happy to do that.

No cutlery here. We're just like animals. You can just have a little chunk. Little nibble, little... Do you want a spoon to shovel as much in as possible? I can use my inflation device if I really want to. If you'd like to, you're welcome to. Right, I've got my stories here.

So you can't look over here, Mikey, because I'll turn slightly to read them. Are you guys ready? Ready. First headline is, US athletes are taking full advantage of free health care in the Olympic Village. First headline. Second headline is, appliance manufacturer recalling one million stoves to prevent pets from setting your home on fire.

Oh, it's the second headline. That headline is environmentalists warn US running out of small wooded areas where recreational marijuana consumption is possible. Right, okay. Next headline, mayonnaise may unlock never unstable nuclear fusion. Really? An unusual prize, groundhog found among stuffed animals in claw machine. And finally, airport manager speaks out after getting robbed by Seagull.

Oh, okay. You always work the way in somewhere. These are your headlines. I'm going to go through them again one by one, and now I would like to know whether you think it's the onion or not the onion and a real news story. smells a lot in here. She just smells like body odor, which is quite...

Yeah, it's a very strange onion smell. I hope we don't stink the room out. We need to spray some... It's leaking out the box. We've got to go and socialise with our vinificant others. We do, yeah, it's going to go down well. US athletes are taking full advantage of free health care in Olympic Village. That's real.

That's real as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've little come from America. Why not? Yeah, it's real, too. Bit of onion for me, then. Oh, really? Oh, oh, oh, you got...

I dropped them. I mean, I'm a bit more. Mm, definitely onion. Mm, tasty. This is Real, which is from Essum. Let me finish this. Let me finish my onion. Is it good? I mean, it's all right. Did you get pleasant?

When you put this together, did you expect to be eating the onion? No. No. Immediately. No, I'm just being fair. Oh, my mouth feels hot now. From sI.com. Ariana Ramsey won an Olympic, a bronze medal with the US women's rugby team here last week.

A few days later, something almost as exciting happened. She got a pap smear. or free. Wow. Like what? She said in a post on TikTok describing her new discovery, the Olympic Village offers

free health care. The United States, of course, does not. So in the days following her victory, Ramsey made appointments with the village gynecologist, dentist and ophthalmologist. According to the Paris

2024, organizing committee, the village also offers cardiology, orthopedics, physiotherapy, psychology, podiatry, and of course sports medicine, all at no cost to the athletes. Wow.

I haven't had a dentist in years. I should become an Olympian just for the help. Yeah, it's like what we talked about at the start. Just do breakdancing and get your teeth fixed. Get yourself a papsma'am, my dude. Next one. Appliance manufacturer recalling one million stoves to prevent pets from setting your home on fire.

This just feels like it could have happened that like a dog has nearly burned someone's house down and they're having to do a recall. It's just whether it's been, you know, twisted a little bit from, hey, dog sets house on fire, Because it's a hot dog, or whatever. That's how funny it is over at the onion. I'm going to say that's real, though.

Okay. A pet has nearly burnt a house down. I'm going to go onion for this one, I think. Okay. Mikey, eat some onion. Yes. It's not real. Hey, I wonder if I could go all the way through without any.

He could potentially not eat any onion. He's going in for a... Slippery onion. He's going for a couple of pieces. Here he goes. Crunch, crunch. Actually quite nice. Yeah, well, I'm glad.

This was meant to be a punishment, but... Oh, no, I get them all wrong from here on. Oh, great, okay. Oh, he's just voluntarily had another child. I really messed it. I really messed this up, didn't I should have thought something way more sinister. Samsung is recalling knobs on some of its electronic stoves, warning that fires can be set off if pets or even humans bump into them.

Several videos have shown pets accidentally igniting fires from jumping onto stoves and pouring the knobs. A Colorado dog set off a house fire in June by doing just that. When the boxes on top of the stove caught fire, it was caught on the home security footage. the Consumer Product Safety Commission said about 1.1 million units are affected. Samsung will provide free knob locks or covers.

The reason I left most of this in because there's lots of mentions of knobs. Knoblocks, yeah. For certain slide-in electric ranges with front-mounted knobs that were sold between 2013 and 2024. Next headline, environmentalists warn US running out of small wooded areas

where recreational marijuana consumption is possible. I can see an onion angle to that. I want to say it's real, though. I feel, yeah. Like where are you going to go? Now they're going to go into the town centres around people that don't have any quiet little spots to go to? Well, yeah, if you want to say that,

but I can't see a news outlet taking that approach. But I can't elaborate any further on that. It could be from an edgy sort of news sign. I will say onion, though. Okay. Mikey's clearly hungry. He wants some more onion because that is an onion article. I tweaked the headline slightly.

I tried to make it feel like I had altered it so that I was trying to throw you off the set. I did feel a bit horrid. But the actual altered one isn't. Environmentalists warn US running out of small wooded areas where buddies can smoke up. Oh, buddies! In a sobering report on the impact of climate change and deforestation, US environmentalists warned Monday that the nation was running out of small wooded areas

where a group of buddies could smoke up. Sadly, accelerating levels of industrialisation have led us to a point where our nation's stoner communities are being severely threatened, with their habitats disappearing at an alarming rate. said environmental scientist Jill Crick Nelson, adding that the past year had seen a marked increase in real estate developments destroying chill-ass groves previously frequented by young Americans

who use such places to smoke low-quality cannabis from a poorly rolled joint or a pipe fashion from aluminium oil. It's a really long sentence. Okay, so that was onion. Next headline, mayonnaise may unlock never unstable nuclear fusion. Oh, my God. Surely not. Surely not, but maybe.

It could do, but again, I feel like it's onion. I guess it's like nuclear fusion food, isn't it? You have like, you do fusion foods. Indeed. Again, I can see the onion having picked a specific brand and then making a commentary on the fact that like, it's some sort of horrible, like,

it's a type of mayo that's known for being shit and they're saying it might be used for nuclear fusion. Yeah, what mayonnaise is basically vinegar, egg and oil. Yeah, I don't think any of this. things have particularly have nuclear properties, so I'm going to go onion as well. You're both saying onion? Yeah. Eat some onion, you lose us.

Oh, no. That is real. From interestingengineering.com, researchers at Lehigh University are experimenting with mayonnaise to unlock the secrets of nuclear fusion, a potential source of limitless clean energy. This research builds on their previous work, published in 2019, which also utilized mayonnaise to understand the physics behind fusion. We use mayonnaise because it behaves like a solid. When subjected to a pressure gradient, it starts to flow, said Arindam Banjuri,

the Paul B. Reinhold Professor of Mechanical Engineering and Mechanics at La Haya University. The characteristics of mayonnaise mimics the behaviour of plasma under similar conditions. Oh, really? Well, there you go. Final two now. An unusual prize, groundhog found among stuffed animals in claw machine. Oh, this is a tough one. Because either a groundhog's gone into a claw machine, or it's like,

Oh, winter continues for another six weeks as someone pulls Groundhog out of claw machine Real. Real. I want to go real too. Some onion for this guy. That is real. What do you think the onion, Peter? Enjoy it? It's all right. It's fresh. Do you know what kind it is? Because it's a bit...

Is it a normal white onion? It's got a hint of spring onion to it, even though it's clearly not a spring onion. No, it does, you're right. Very peppery. Yeah. That was... Sorry. That was from local21news.com. Let me just finish my onion, sorry. You don't want to hear this while I'm talking.

Sorry, I don't have to fill in the noises for you while I'm trying to not make them. Employees at the Meadows Family Fun mini-golf in Duncansville, Blair County, recently recruited the help of a Pennsylvania State Game Warden after discovering an animal inside one of their claw machines. Workers found that a groundhog had crawled into the machine but wasn't able to get back out. When warden Zafuto responded and approached, the machine, he saw a wave of stuffed animals move as the groundhog scurried around beneath. Then it popped its head out to assess the situation, according to the Pennsylvania Game Commission.

Double prizes. And finally, airport manager speaks out after getting robbed by Seagull. Oh, we know that these are real stories, but is it a joke? I'm going to say it's another trapped bird. It's real. I'm going to go onion I'm going to go onion I hope there's a pun in there somewhere while you're not eating onion whatever happens

because one of us is wrong eat the onion Mike this is a real story he just wants to eat onion he's getting wrong on purpose I did well there this is from nantucketcourtcom this is my longest write-up

because I just wanted to tell you guys all about it it's got some good quotes in here airport manager Noah Carberg was robbed in broad daylight on Sunday and the culprit has a beak and two wings oh god and it's a psycho While Carburg was loading groceries into his car, a seagull swooped down,

landed in his shopping cart and made off with his wallet. It mugged me, Carburg said. It just grabbed my wallet and went. Carburg's misfortune has gone viral on social media, especially since a video of the offending girl prancing about with the stolen goods emerged. At first, it seemed like an uneventful Sunday afternoon. Carburg had just finished navigating the crowds at Stop and Shop and was unfolding his...

unloading, sorry, his groceries into his car. I don't usually do the shopping. I was just coming back from fishing. Carburg said, so I didn't have anywhere to put my keys in my wallet. That was when the girl struck. It wasted no time, snagging Carberg's wallet and taking off before he could attempt to grab it back. My first thought was, I'm going to have to get that guy because I want my wallet back, Carberg said. My second thought was, I probably looked like an idiot chasing a flying bird through the parking lot. That's right. Carberg chased the Seagull across the stop and shot parking lot over the fence

and onto the roof of the neighbouring car wash before finally giving up. The thief remains at large despite the best efforts of the Nantucket Police Department and Carburg has not recovered his wallet. But he appreciates the comedy nonetheless. I thought it was all fun and it was hilarious, he said, of the social media response. So not a trapped bird.

I thought it would be in an airport that this happened. No, just grabbed it from his car and flew off. Getting a bit of a head hive from that onion. It's good stuff, isn't it? Yeah. You can go and find a small wooded grove. We're running out of those as we've discovered. And that is my thing.

Do you want me to leave the onion now for you to keep snacking on Peter? I did a little bit more, but I'm all right now. I've had my two bits, yeah. I'm starting to make my tummy go upside down a bit, so maybe I'll stop while I'm ahead. We should source that. Well, ladies gentlemen, others, thus concludes the things. There we go, they're putting it back in there.

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