Podiots - Podiots: Episode 163 – You Can't Have Fun Anymore
Episode Date: September 30, 2025In this episode, Mikey is getting political, Ben is Notting his last Onion, and Peter goes nuts! Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our sho...p! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! YouTube: https://youtube.com/vidiotsofficial Podiots: https://vidiotsofficial.com Pod Squad: https://podiots.com Shop: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidiots.official TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@vidiots.official Twitch: https://twitch.tv/vidiotsofficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/VidiotsOfficial Facebook: https://facebook.com/vidiotsofficial Discord: https://vidiotsofficial.com/discord/ Site: https://vidiotsofficial.com/ Follow the gang on Twitter: Ben: @Confused_Dude Peter: @ThatPeterAustin Michael: @ParrotBoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Bird Trapped in Place News.
Okay.
It was actually sent to us as a submission, a thing submission by Dan Locky,
but the story is basically just bird was trapped for a bit,
and that would have been it.
But according to BBC News, trapped bird of prey discovered in waste skip,
and then there's a very good image attached of a bird that looks really shocked
that it's been trapped in a waste skip.
Oh, wow.
I'm not sure if that's the actual bird
But a bird of praise
Being cared for by a wildlife charity
After it was trapped inside a food waste skip
That had travelled more than 40 miles
It was a red kite
And then there's a little quote down below
Like an animal charity rescued it
And it says
George Bethel from the charity told BBC Radio Somerset
It's obviously flown in there
Thinking it's got some food
And ended up with a net over the top
Luckily it didn't have any breakages
no muscle damage or anything like that
just a bit stinky
which felt quite
it felt quite poddiots to me
stinky bird
stinky bird
stupid stinky bird
idiot stinky bird
gets stuck in bin
at the point in laughing it
it's never going to live that down
when it gets back out
you got called stinky on BBC News
BBC News
called you stinky
there's no coming back from that
yeah
that's good
so I feel like there's been a drought of
bird stuck in shops recently so that's a good little soft welcome back thanks for the update
dan locky on twitter um oh god amazing speaking of stinky oh yeah go on can you guys smell can you
smell kevin oh it's not kevin's stinkometer's gone off again is it yeah it might be i'm
getting i'm getting essence of kevin around here somewhere well his turn was it to to change him
time because I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I did it most recently.
We agreed I never would have to do it. I opposed, I protested quite vehemently. I'm not going
anyway. That's stinky boy. Okay, I guess it's my turn. Yeah, god damn right it is.
Okay. Kevin.
Hello everybody and welcome to Poddy. It's the official.
Vidiates, podcast, it's a conversational podcast where we take some questions from you at home
and obey the law of the three us, where everybody brings, earthing, a long, to talk about.
I'm Ben, I'm Peter, and I'm Michael. Hello. Hello, everyone. Hello. How are you guys doing today?
Are you well? Fantastic. Yeah, well, good. Slightly disgruntled, I think, is the way to put it.
Oh. I chose to work from home today, so I could take it.
take the cats in for their vaccinations.
And instead, I spent three hours trying to find the cats and get the cats in the house
so they could go to the vets.
I had to cancel the first appointment at 11am because the cats just didn't bother coming
home, wouldn't come home for food.
I was like, all right, 2 p.m. in the afternoon, that's free.
Yeah, I should be able to get the cats by then.
I'm actually get one of the cats, one of two.
So I quite sheepishly went back to the vets.
Like, I got one of the cats.
The other one wouldn't come home.
And, yeah, well, I was hoping we've,
have an answer to why one the cats has stinky breath.
The vet just said, he's probably just a bit smelly.
There's nothing of concern here.
It's great.
It's like a red tight.
Yeah, terrible.
It was just shame him, call him stinky all the time around the house.
Yes, fine.
How are you both doing?
Yeah, all right.
Pretty good.
Yeah, doing all right.
I bought some special tea bags today.
Was that what the kid's calling it now?
Bloody, yeah.
Yeah.
I quite often drink peppermint tea because it can be good for your digestive system,
and mine isn't great.
But I saw some special tea today next to the peppermint that has, like, other stuff in it as well that's supposedly good for you.
And it was called Happy Tummy, which made me feel either 80 or three.
I don't know which, but I've just drunk a nice mug of Happy Tummy tea.
And it's my tummy's feeling happy.
So, yeah, can't complain.
Excellent.
Well, that is good.
Was it affordably priced?
Yeah, it was actually.
Yeah, it wasn't sort of special crank food where they double the price just because, you know, you've got issues.
Not that you can put a price on a happy tummy, of course.
No, yeah.
It was reasonable, so that's good.
How are you, Ben?
Glad to hear it.
Yes, I'm doing okay, thank you.
I had a bit of a, I was awoken with a start the other night.
Oh, yeah.
We've recently invested, and I use that word.
very carefully, very specifically, I've chosen that word, in a big dinosaur print to hang above
our bed.
Right.
On the ceiling or like?
No, no, just on the wall above our bed.
And we went to, where was it?
It was like, was it home bargains?
No, the range, one of those.
We went to the range and we looked around all their homeware section, which is really
fun to do.
If you got a free afternoon, you should go and do that.
It's great fun.
And they had this massive art print of two T-Rexes, I want to say, sort of roaring at each other.
And it was like sort of a box-framed thing as well.
So it's not a poster.
This is a premium stuff.
This is really classy.
And it's got glitter on it.
Really classy.
Oh, yes.
So it sort of sparkles as well.
Like, well, we've got to have that.
How much is that?
They didn't have a price on it.
And we both agreed, what's the limit?
You agreed to go to the checkout and say,
oh, no price, it must be free.
It must be free.
And then we were removed and we were never allowed to go in the range ever again.
We agreed that 20 pounds.
That's probably the limit, right?
That's a lot for something we don't need.
Yeah.
I found a person and I asked them how much it was.
2799.
Did you have to turn and say, sorry,
the dinosaur prince too expensive for us, put it back?
We can't have the dinosaur print. I'm sorry. It's not going to work out.
We looked at each other and went, show it, and we did. We decided, yes, the dinosaur print will come home with us.
So then we put it up on the wall with those adhesive strips. And for three days and three nights, Jesus not only roamed the desert, but the dinosaur print hung above our bed proudly.
Every time I walked into the bedroom, I thought, wow, two grown-ups live here.
And then on Friday night, or actually it was Saturday night, it doesn't matter, Saturday night, I was in bed and I was asleep.
And then at sort of 4 a.m., there was this loud sort of noise, and I wasn't really sure what it was.
It sounded like the TV remotes that I keep on the headboard had just been scattered.
And I'd assumed it was Pippa because she's a menace.
And in my sleepy state, I went, Pipper, no.
And my fiancé said, no, it's not Pippa. Pippa's here.
And I was like, oh, yeah, she is.
I was actively stroking her at the time.
So I said, well, what the fuck was that noise then?
Thought nothing of it went back to sleep.
And then maybe half an hour later, the entire dinosaur print just fell face down on top of both of us.
So had it dropped onto your headboard and was sitting on your headboard for a while?
One side, I believe one side had dropped down.
So it was on the wonk.
And it had sent the controllers flying.
Yeah.
I was sleepy.
Didn't think any more of it.
And then the full ass dinosaur print fell on top of us while we were sleeping.
Oh, God.
It was the best £30 I've ever spent.
It was exactly what I needed at 5 a.m.
It was really, really good.
This has happened twice in my house in the past couple of months.
Stuff that has been up for like a year.
I don't know if it's to do with like the changing season.
Maybe the air is getting colder or wetter or something like that.
But we've been downstairs and we've just heard almighty crashes upstairs as things have fallen.
One was in the bathroom so it was onto a hard floor.
I think it hit the toilet on the way down.
We've got a little picture up there.
And one in the bedroom as well hit like a stool on its way to the floor.
So it's clearly some kind of pandemic happening right now with adhesive strips falling off.
I love adhesive strips, but I also hate them in that I have had several adhesive strips
actively take plaster off the wall.
And also, yeah, half the time they fucking fall down, which is that's your only job, my man,
is to hold things to the wall.
And I don't want to put holes in my wall.
put, you know, massive nails in or screws up or whatever or brackets.
But that's seemingly what I'm going to have to start doing for certain things.
That's what I did with the two that fell down.
Did you?
You just went, for God's sake, you took a hammer to it.
Three in the morning.
Oh, God, I'm sick of this.
So, lesson learned is if I was faced with buying this dinosaur print again, of course, I would.
But I'd buy two, quite frankly, because there shouldn't be a room in my house that doesn't have
dinosaur print in it. But also more adhesive strips. I'm just going to basically coat the entire
back of it with adhesive strips. So it has no excuses at all. And I'll let you know if it falls down
on me again. So the print is reusable. It's not damage beyond repair or is it totally? Oh no, it's
fine. The print is unharmed. It was just scared the shit out of us. Yeah. I was going to say,
yeah, buy if it was broken, you buy two more. One, you have on the wall, another is a backup for a quick
swap in when it again
inevitably falls off your wall. One goes in the loft
just in case. It's our rainy day
dinosaurs. It's like... A gigantic
smash glass in case of
emergency, which is also affixed
the wall with adhesive strips. It's like
the spare ravens they have at the Tower
of London. Ben and his
partner must never ever go to sleep
without at least
one dinosaur print up on the wall.
So if it falls down, we have to
find one right now. We do.
We absolutely do.
So anyway, that's what's been going in my life.
Very exciting, as you can tell.
But yeah, apart from that, all good.
I tell you what, though, boys, if people wanted to prevent that situation
where I didn't have a dinosaur print on hand, or in fact, to ensure that you two also
had dinosaur prints on hand, they'd need to go to pottyets.com to support the show.
And if they went there and donated £3 or more, they would join Pod Squad and get a shout
out at the beginning and the end of the very next episode of Poddiots, Mikey Johnson.
Would you like to kick us off for September's Pod Squad, please?
We begin with Stephen Skodes, Prince Beefcakes, D.B.P. Does my wife for stuff.
Oh, boy. Caroline. Rain drop joy. And, oh, baby, a double. It's Stephen Scourdes again.
Thank you very much. Very generous. Double Scodes.
Look he was.
Caroline, we are out of Bisto, Pod Squads, Squat Nobs, and Anonymous, and then another final Anonymous.
There you go, thank you.
And then another final Anonymous, we then have Lord Selloutovich, Bunt Chugley, Caroline, the VPN isn't working, twed and tuna co-lab when, Donak-07, Liminate,
or spoon, point at me
Pirate me Pyreneum for autumn
Bobby and Bobby's Mama Bloomie.
Brilliant.
So that rhymes with Bobby Babaloo.
Yeah, it does perfectly.
Excellent.
Finally, we have googly-mugally,
Caroline Benson Phillips.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Remarried.
A warm mouth has
No gender.
I don't know how to feel about that one.
Nob Spider-Man.
Zeal is stored in Dragon Balls.
Again, a reference that I definitely understand.
Another final anonymous.
Wow.
Oscar X-ray and, oh boy.
Scummy comies in my tummy.
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry about that one.
And also, apologies to googly-moogily, who actually was very generous.
But I have a message.
No, I have neglected my duty, which is to gather the, gather the pod squatters.
So bear with me one second.
That's okay.
I'm going to fix this.
I'm going to fix this.
Do you have a favourite, Mikey?
I'm trying to fixing this.
I was a big fan of Nob Spider-Man.
Knob Spider-Man's good, simple, effective.
Caroline, the VPN isn't working.
I just, yeah, good.
But, what is it?
Bobby's Mammy bloomy.
That's kind of genius.
It's poetic almost.
It flows so magically.
I quite like Bunt Chugley.
I don't know why.
It's a bit disturbing, but...
Like a man who owns a pub and owns a lot of land in a southern village.
I think they...
Bunt Shugley.
Lord Chugley.
That's it, yeah.
I think Bunt Chugley drinks at the Star Wars canteener, don't they?
Bunch Shogley.
Yes.
Yeah, he's the one of the corduroy-faced Puman.
Yeah, yeah.
Something like that.
Okay.
Googly-Mugly. I'm so sorry. Thank you very much for your very generous donation.
They said, I've been a loyal listener for years now, and it's hard to reckon with the looming finale.
It's odd, because where I come from, Pottietz is on episode 387, but there are more than a few differences here after all.
Episode 350 was so controversial, that Pallet, and then it cuts off.
Oh, God.
So Googly-Mugly is from a different dimension?
Yeah, seemingly.
That's what we're gathering from that.
From the Googly-Mugly dimension, ISU.
Exactly.
That's how it works.
Everyone is named after the dimension they come from, surely.
That's exactly it.
Yeah.
Wonderful.
Thank you so much, googly-mooly.
And all of you wonderful PodSquodders, poddiots.com,
three pounds or more to get a shout out at the beginning.
And the end of the next episode of Pod Squad.
Just two more episodes to go.
To be clear, we are still working on the live show.
Stuff, it's very much on the cards.
And...
Also, it's three more episodes.
but
oh god yeah
I keep forgetting
it's not October
because we're recording
this right at the end of the month
yeah we are
three more episodes
sorry didn't mean to scare you all
yeah everyone's like
oh I thought it was three
what you're ending in November
the live show
will hopefully be
our final episode
and speaking of which
we need your help
we are interested
in gathering your favourite moments
from across pod squad
I don't know what happened there
from across
poddi it's his history
So if you have a favorite moment, and ideally if you could provide an episode or a timestamp, that would be massively helpful.
You can send it to us on social media.
You can also email us, vidiates official at gmail.com with your favorite moments, with significant moments you think would make for a good inclusion in the final episode.
I want to double down on, it really would be very helpful if you could give us an episode number and time stamp.
Not just it would be nice.
I mean, like, it really would be very, very nice.
Please, please do.
Please do that.
If you can, please do that.
And yeah, so that's what we're hoping to do.
It's one of the things for the final episode is a lovely montage.
So if you have any ideas of moments that are significant to you, let us know what they are.
And we will do our very best to include them in some fashion.
Peter Austin, I believe you are in charge of things this month.
That's me.
I'm in charge of things.
and I would like you, Ben Potter, to go first with your listener-submitted thing.
Oh, I can do.
This listener-submitted thing comes courtesy of,
bah-bah-bah, ad-e, sorry, just ad-y, at 2 ad-e underscore P on Twitter
and Jarath Button at Cap Tane Mohawk on Blue Sky.
And this headline reads, in fact, you know what?
This is from The Guardian, and they kind of ruin the...
the sort of the surprise.
So I'm going to doctor their headline slightly.
Doorbell prankster that tormented residents of German apartments turns out to be dot, dot, dot, huh?
Huh?
And then it's in the subtitle.
It says people suspected teenagers playing ding-dong ditch and called police who found,
huh?
Sorry.
Okay.
Don't worry.
You don't have to wait long.
Nicky-knocky nine doors, right?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Not this again.
Ridiculous name for it.
We get to find out the German name for it, though, which is pretty fun.
So, inhabitants of an apartment block in Bavaria, southern Germany,
who called police to investigate the relentless buzzing of their doorbells late at night,
was surprised to find the culprit was not a teenage prankster, as they had suspected,
but a slug.
A slug.
Oh, whew.
How big is this slug?
The slug.
They've been sliding up and down the bell plate, creating havoc in the building,
and tearing angry residents out of their beds
long after midnight
when they could not sleep for the noise.
Ew.
Yeah.
At first, they had suspected the so-called
Klingel-streech.
Striech?
How do you pronounce that?
Klingles?
I will put it in the chat.
Did you do a little jolly accent there?
Klingle-stlingle-street?
Klingle-street.
How would you say that?
Strych.
Klingle-Strike.
Oh, strike.
Yeah.
Klingelstrike, which translates to bell prank.
Right.
A sometimes popular past I'm among German youths,
as if German youths are the only youths on the planet.
Is that a big thing in Germany?
Is that a big thing a bell's called a Klingle?
That's quite cute.
They do kind of sound like they go Klingle.
What is it?
They call a microwave in Welsh.
Oh, Popty Ping.
Popty Ping.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
It's lovely, isn't it?
Popty ping.
Ding Dong Ding.
Which, knock a door run or knock down ginger, as it is variously referred to in English,
or Nicky-knocky-9 doors, if you're fucking insane.
Yeah.
Typically involves children or youths ringing on a doorbell, them running away before they are caught.
Where I'm from, it was called knock-knock-run, I think.
We were knock-a-door run, which you said.
Knock-a-door run.
But when the ringing continued, even after the arrival of two police officers,
the slug did not.
did not respect the rule of law.
Like, hey, it's not illegal.
I can press a doorbell if I want to.
Just doing slug stuff.
Fascist.
He's not able to be his slug.
What is the charge?
Ringing a door.
Sorry, what was it?
Klinglingling a strike.
Striking a Klingle.
A Klingle.
But when the ringing continued, even after the arrival of two police officers,
despite the fact that,
no one was at the door, and a motion detector had failed to activate.
A closer look at the metal bell plate revealed the presence of the slug, or
fuck me.
Nacht schnecker.
That feels like I've pronounced that right.
Nacht schnecker.
Here we go.
That means nights.
Does that mean night snake?
What's schnecker?
No.
Oh, no.
No, I can tell you.
K with a, it's not, that's not he spelled knacht.
Literally a naked snail.
Oh.
Nacked Schnecker.
A naked snail.
They have some weird animal names.
They call raccoons.
You know how they wash their food sometimes?
They call them Vash Bear, which just means wash bear.
That's lovely.
Yeah.
You should check out their Pokemon names.
It's disgusting, quite frankly.
We'd gone to bed, but we don't tend to answer the door after 10pm.
So when the bell rang, I tried to ignore it.
I thought it might be the kids from the abandoned house.
over the road? Hang on.
What? From the abandoned house?
The kids live in it? So they're abandoned or it isn't.
That's weird.
Lisa, 30, a shop sales assistant, told the tabloid build.
But then my sister-in-law, who lives upstairs, called, and asked whether our bell was ringing,
as hers wouldn't stop. It kept ringing even as we telephoned, and despite the fact no one
could be seen at the door. We became really uneasy. That's when we decided to call the
police. Together, residents and police discovered the slug, traversing the door entry
panel. You could even see the slime trail it had made as it crawled over the sensors, Lisa said.
In a statement, a police spokesperson in Schwabach, Bavaria, said the animal had been brought down to
size, taught about its territory boundaries, and placed on a nearby stretch of grass.
Okay.
What does it mean by brought down to size?
You're giving a stern telling off by the police?
Yeah, maybe told off.
Yeah.
Morning.
Jesus.
Don't do it again.
Taught about its territory boundaries and placed on a nearby stretch of grass.
That's where it concludes.
But if your bell keeps ringing, it might be a slug.
Yeah, could be.
I really wished it was cringled ring bell cam footage of the slug's face.
Just slowly going across.
So there we are.
That's my listener submitted thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Good.
Well, that was fascinating.
I must admit, I didn't expect it to be a slug when you were saying,
it turns out to be, huh?
The slug was at the bottom of my, of my, what's it called, identity parade, I think.
I wasn't expecting that.
Mikey, it's your turn for your own thing.
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Oh, fun. I found a very, very good election that happened recently in America, and I would
like to tell you the tale. It's only recently actually wrapped up. I think it was last week the
winner was announced. This is hot, hot news. In Somerville, Massachusetts, a community
bike path has in recent months become a hotly contested political constituency. A cat with a distinctive
black smudge on her nose, Barry had been cited on the path by a number of concerned neighbours
who reported her missing. But she wasn't actually anywhere she shouldn't have been. Barry is an outdoor
cat who lives in the area, so her family put up a poster dubbing her the bike path's mayor
to let neighbours know not to worry. And suddenly locals started to ask.
How can Barry gets to be mere?
There wasn't a democratic vote to decide this.
And it wasn't long before things got out of hand.
I'm going to send, there's been a few TikToks of this,
but I'm going to show you this image of the signs that eventually lit up.
So it started as a lighthearted joke just to let people know that.
Don't worry, the cat's fine.
He just hangs out here.
That then tumbled into a.
a race in which 90 contenders were vowing for the
and made a position of mayor of the bike path
the snake on one of the signs
it got a little bit yeah oh my god I even noticed that
it got weird it got real weird and everyone had to go
Mikey Mikey if this ends
if this story ends with Barry being assassinated
I'm going to be very upset with you
there's drama I can say thankfully
actually sorry yeah just forget you said that
Um, let's forget I, just, just, just, there's tips and turns, stuff happens.
I'm not going to spoil anything, although I may have kind of, no one gets killed, no one gets killed.
Okay, good.
So yes, a heated race for election got underway with more and more hopefuls joining the way, joining along the way, until the 90 contenders for the spot of mayor.
There have been dirty tactics. At one point, Barry's campaign sign was stolen.
Scandal. Candidates were outraged when a local vet claimed to be sponsoring the race.
Boo, come on, this is an election for the people.
Don't let the corporate entities get involved.
And even death, uh-oh.
Pirate, the family candidate, sorry, pirate,
the candidate whose family took it upon themselves
to set up the online ballot for the election
died unexpectedly mid-race.
Oh, no.
Mysterious circumstances.
Very mysterious circumstances.
I think he's probably just a bit old.
I don't want to force conspiracies on the cats.
but yes it was more than just cats there was a parrot named timber a guinea pig named miss potato
a snake aptly named large snake good large snake large snake i can see it on the i can see it on
the photo it says vote large which you know this was good it's nice to have a mix of people in the
rally. As one, Somerville residents said, diversity in a campaign is probably good.
I'm going to send up a little picture of some of the other entrance, the non-cat entrance.
Decision 2025. It's all very silly. I'm going to send his, here's Barry's original sign.
No, this is the one that got put in after his original sign was stolen. I could not find the original
sign. Make cats outside again, says the sign.
Sorry, but have you seen the cat, the wizard cat?
Yeah, in the background, Bippity Bippity Bopperty, Somerville is my property.
It says, it's a slogan.
It's very silly.
Excellent.
And the one behind that says paid for by pause for progress.
Yeah.
That's lovely.
Yes, people had a lot of fun with this.
So I'm going to give you a quick run through of some of the entrance.
I would like to talk about all of them, but I'd be here all day.
Yeah, there's loads.
Barry, this is the one
who spot everyone is fighting for
Make cats outside again
reads Barry's sign
campaigning for re-election
The current mayor is a three-year-old
Well, he was proclaimed mayor
I guess they very quickly decided to have an election
Just very quickly after he announced himself mayor
Which is fair
Yeah, a coup was staged
Yes, there we go
The current mayor is a three-year-old
Black and White Cat
Who can be found on the bike path
daily when I'm not visiting my humans, the liturice says.
She has a dedicated team of humans around her,
seven-year-old chief of staff, Amias,
and five-year-old chief canvasser Emmeline,
as well as campaign manager Mallory,
a 39-year-old scientist.
Ooh.
Her team claims she has improved community morale
and should be elected,
and if she's elected,
will unite the community under cat supremacy,
which is, I don't like that one.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm Barry.
You're kind of losing me a bit there, Barry.
That mustache is a bit suss as well.
That's smudge.
Yeah, it's all getting to start speaking, then things start getting a bit scary.
Oh, no.
But don't worry, there's a challenger.
And that challenger is, let me see if I've got a picture of them.
There we go.
Orange Cat.
Oh, wow.
This is a very orange cat.
There's not now to name their animals.
There's large snakes and orange cat.
It even says orange cat on the very.
very well presented collar there.
Oh, yeah.
Which appears to be in the shape of a bone?
Yeah.
A bone collar around its neck that says orange cat.
Very confusing.
That looks like a black and white photo of a cat that they've just upped.
They've just made orange.
Yeah, it does.
It kind of looks like it isn't really an orange cat.
They're just pretending that it is.
I didn't even notice the name tag that actually said orange cat.
I thought it was just like a funny joke,
but the cat is actually called orange cat.
Orange Cat is a 7-year-old Ginger Tom
whose owner, 42-year-old comedian Janet.
Of course, it's a comedian that owns the cat called Orange Cat.
The owner says he is pro-democracy
and pro-free and fair elections
and is also against rats.
His solution to Somerville's rat problem is simple.
He will simply eat them.
So go on, Orange Cat.
He's going to clean up the streets.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Barry became Somerville without an election, and I thought that was Bologna, said Orange
Cat's owner, Janet McNamara.
Orange Cat stands for fair and free elections.
So I think Orange Cat was one of the first other signs to go up after Barry's original sign
went up.
So this is an early entrant into the race and a trend set it, if you will.
The real one here is the company in town that makes the signs.
Sorry, Peter.
Yeah, they made big books.
Like all these people suddenly coming together.
Suddenly everyone wants a sign.
made they're like oh my god
no we've had no business for months
I think that's a real conspiracy here
what's the term of a mayor is it
one year or four years because they're hoping
like oh this time in four years we'll have
another flurry when there's another election
I bet what's the bet that this is all
a conspiracy by
big sign yeah like they're the ones who have been
sowing discontent among the locals
like you should you know what you should put your
cat up for the measure
and maybe get a sign too I've I know
this place that makes great sound.
In the first picture, the second one in from the right
is a cat on a blue sign that appears to be called
Lunchbox, which is another good name.
That's lovely.
Good good names all around.
Once I've gone through some of the entrance, I'll send over a few
of the random pictures of signs.
There's some crackers.
The fan favorite, Minerva.
The simplest and most intriguing sign
to have appeared along the Bife.
bike path features a one word slogan, crime.
Crime or crime?
Crime with a sea.
Crime, wow.
There is Minerva's sign.
It is an entirely black sign with, in big white text, the word crime,
and then just a picture of this angry looking black cap underneath it.
A lot of empty space there on that sign.
Yeah, a lot of wasted space.
I don't know.
I think Minerva doesn't need to fill that space to make an impression, obviously.
it doesn't even say whether
Minerva is going to clean up crime
or is going to induce crime.
Is Minerva responsible for the
Yeah
This provocative message
Has one nine-year-old
Minerva many supporters online
Despite the fact that as an indoor cat
She has never been seen on the bike path
Come on
How can you run something you don't even know
Well, it doesn't stop Michael Farage, doesn't it?
What?
Hey, right!
Ah!
Uh, her, fuck that guy.
Fuck it, prick.
The, uh, the campaign, uh, said,
her minions monitor the path for her, say her owners.
So, um, yeah, apparently she can just sit on the sidelines and just, yeah, run from out there.
Crime remains her sole policy.
And, uh, there was one good interview that some local news stations started doing coverage on this.
And, uh, one bystandard was interviewed and said,
I want to know like, Minerva the cat.
What is her take on crime?
Is she for crime?
Is she against it?
So yes, the people all have questions.
Next up we've got the bike hater cartwheel, the cat.
Oh, you can't have a bike hater running bike down.
I think, well, and you get 90 people involved.
You're always going to get one funny.
I mean, you get cats on canvassing that have never even set foot on the path.
So I think anything could happen.
Perhaps controversially for a cat who wishes to be in charge of a cycle lane,
six-year-old cartwheels campaign has decreed that like all things starting with
B buses, basketballs, brooms, bikes are scary and there should be fewer of them on the bike
path.
Interesting campaign.
The owner, 15-year-old Susan, says he is an advocate of safe outside time for all cats
and where's a harness and lead to venture out?
In fact, he runs a harness lending library for other local cats and can also do tricks
such as using buttons
to demand things from his humans.
Wow.
What's this barter?
Scary cat, quite frankly.
I did not want to know anything more about cartwheel.
Did I manage to find a picture of cartwheels?
I didn't, sadly.
I didn't.
But yes, amongst these cats, there's a few others
that aren't cats, including, one of my favorites,
Picocita, I believe,
who is a tiny, tiny chihuahua.
Amazingly, the tiny Chihuahua has extremely large ears
I think their campaign slogan is, I'm all ears.
Yes, this is tired of fat cat politicians, I'm all ears.
Piccaceta will fight for bunnies, birds and all small neighbours who can't bark for themselves.
And yes, is there to fight for everyone, not just the cats.
Another one, the one who is not a cat or a dog, is Nagy, who is a tortoise, I believe.
And I quite like the story behind Nagy.
His owner, 24-year-old Shea routinely travels along the bike path with Nagy in his pocket.
Oh, in his pocket.
That's lovely.
It's cute, I guess.
Nagy's policies, says Shea, are centred on waste management because he has accidentally nibbled on some trash before.
cute
so yes
there's some of
some of the entrance
I'm going to send over
Zervan
here's another example
of a poster
Oh great photo
yeah
big big happy Zervan
I like the slogan
I like the slogan
The slogan's good
He definitely knows what money is
and you can totally trust him with it
Vote Zervan
Zepran isn't it
Zevran
Zepran
Bike Path Comptroller
And what's this last one?
There's a few other little signs.
Very cute.
So, the election was filled with ups and downs, drama,
things happened all over the place.
There was even reports that Mayor Berry was stuck up a tree.
And after many hours of trying to get them down,
the fire department was eventually called,
and they were finally able to rescue him.
And thanks to the wonders of modern technology,
I was actually able to find the order
your recording from the scanners um of the firemen no way after the after they got the cat down
if you want to play with me in yeah oh hello press play with me in three okay two one
cat's been removed from the tree okay the cat has been removed from the tree we have it
1911 it sounds like spy code doesn't it the cat has been removed from the tree
seven, we can confirm the cat
has been removed from the truth.
Fantastic.
Thank God.
Where did you find that, Mikey?
I think it's on the
subreddit for the local town.
Like, there was this, the new story posted.
Everyone's like, oh my God, is it actually
Barry? Is Barry stuck up a tree?
It turned out, after many hours
of rescue operations, it wasn't Barry.
It was just a similar looking cat.
Ah.
Bet it was Zevran.
Zevran.
Zepran. Damn, Zevran.
Or maybe Minerva.
Crime. Crime.
Crime. Crime.
Crime.
Crime.
Crime.
fittingly actually
Minerva's sign was stolen
oh my god
and so was the QR code voting sign
right before the last day of the election
terrible truly
this is yeah this is horrible stuff
this is a damning indictment of modern politics
I think in a little bubble
there is no evidence to suggest
that a Russian cat was responsible
but we cannot comment at this stage
there were theories floating around
that it was a false flag
operation to push Minerva's crime narratives or anything is possible.
It's dirty politics, said one Somerville resident. The original race, we have photo
evidence. It's all over Somerville discord, was Orange Cat versus Berry, who's the incumbent.
I see Barry all the time. I see Orange Cat almost as much. And then other candidates started
coming in, and then Barry's sign was stolen. So yeah, everyone else gets involved and things
get messy. A couple of hours later, Barry's sign was reappeared with her promise to make cats
outside again. So in the end, there was over 90 candidates for this election. Over 6,000 votes cast,
I believe, yes, that's three zeros. It was a close race, but the new mayor was crowned to a big
like quite a lot of people went on the bike path to hear the results of this election.
And it's quite a magical experience. A lot of the neighbours came with their cats in tow.
So it was a chaos, as you can imagine. Would you like to know who the winner was?
I would love to know. Please. Yes, please.
Minerva
Of course
Crime
Of course
Damn it
The victory speech
Was short and sweet
Minerva's owner
stood in front of a large
crowd of people
And relayed Minerva's
Victory message
Crime
That was it
That was it
Wow
There's video of him getting up
He just got up
Said crime
And walked away
Beautiful
So incredible
Bad down to your new
Furry Overlord
On the bike path
Minerva.
It doesn't even go on the bike path.
No.
So Barry's acting me, I think.
He'll still hang around and do a lot of the grunt work,
but he just isn't getting the recognition he deserves.
Oh, man.
And there you go.
That's a little summary of the Minerva.
That's not the Minerva,
of the Somerville Bike Path Cat election.
It's quite cute.
I found out about this, like,
five days before the election rule,
like, actually, like, happened.
So I was very closely watching to see what was going on.
It was quite fun seeing a very very very very fun.
seeing events kind of unfold in real time.
Brilliant.
I can't believe it wasn't reported on BBC and stuff.
Yeah, they didn't do like a live all-nighter with all the graphics and stuff.
Terrible.
Amazing.
Wow, well, thank you very much, Mikey.
Thanks, Mikey.
Wonderful.
Well, that means it is now my turn to do a listener submitted thing.
This was sent to us twice, once by Ian at Ian underscore Reynolds 95.
on Twitter and also
by, let me find it,
by River on Discord.
I'm going to read
Rivers Link, which was the Daily Star.
The headline is
Bruce Forsyth's Ghost
is haunting theatre.
The headline continues.
Bruce Forsyth's Ghost is haunting
theater yelling,
nice to see you, to see you.
For God.
That really got me.
The fact that that is apparently what the ghost is shouting.
The ghost of Bruce Forsyth is fox trotting its way down the ancient halls of the London Palladium
with performers distracted by his infamous nice-to-see-you catchphrase.
Oh my God.
Ben, can you give us some context for our non-British listeners as to who Bruce Forsyth is?
Admittedly, I only really know Bruce Forsyth from.
strictly come dancing, but he's a legendary figure from within British television and entertainment
has hosted numerous shows across the years, game shows, talent shows, that sort of stuff.
And he's just sort of a nice, a nice smiling granddad figure who is yet to be implicated
as far as I am aware in any serious accusations, and I will leave it at that.
Yeah, if he will, if that happens later, he took it to the grave with him, apparently.
He made it.
And he made it.
He got over the life.
So he's, sorry, he's, it's, it's, it's, it's, so Bruce Joseph Forsyth Johnson is his full name.
He was an English entertainer and television presenter whose career spanned more than 75 years.
Yeah.
I think that's a career, not just his age.
He was working that long.
He was 89 when he died.
he started in the 1950s apparently
he was very much based in the kind of
the old school
kind of music hall light
entertainment thing like he could tap dance
he did comedy he could sing
it was all that kind of you know he could do a million
things which you don't get that nowadays
do you don't get that anymore
all singing
yeah and his
catchphrase he used to come out on stage and say
nice to see you to see you
and then everyone would shout nice
nice nice
So, the spirit of TV icon Bruce Forsyth is reportedly haunting the London Palladium,
with claims of his ghost echoing the famous catchphrase,
Nice to See You to See You Nice.
Which immediately, I'm seeing some red flags here because he doesn't say nice at the end.
No, he doesn't.
If anything, the ghost should just be saying, nice to see you, to see you.
But it's not.
The beloved entertainers ashes were interred beneath the stage of the renowned theatre,
following his passing in 2017.
A paranormal expert now claims that she has heard his ghostly voice during a recent visit.
Singer Brokard, who once claims to have, quote, married and then divorced a ghost,
said she felt Brucey's presence during an interview with Penn Gillette and Piff the Magic Dragon.
Oh my God, what a sentence.
Brokard revealed that during her conversation with the duo,
she became aware of an unexpected third entity in the room.
It wasn't a chilling vision that alerted her,
but rather a familiar voice.
Brokard recounted,
I was trying to keep my composure amidst the chaos
of two unruly magic dragons,
but I kept getting distracted by the words,
Nice to See You.
At first, I dismissed it.
Then came the unmistakable second half,
To See You Nice,
followed by mischievous laughter.
That's when I knew
Sir Bruce Forsyth was in the room
I felt like he was watching over the interview
At one point
I even heard him mention a fire extinguisher
which was hilarious considering all the fire puns
flying around during the chat
I thought she was going to say it was hilarious
given that his cremated ashes were under the stage
Oh God
He definitely knew I was speaking with magic dragons
She says
Despite
So do these people, sorry, do these people just do it for attention or what?
Because it's such, it's such bollocks, man.
Do they just think I haven't, it's time to make a headline on the Daily Star?
I'm going to talk some absolute bullshit.
This interview is not going that well.
I've had a wasted journey.
You know, I'm not getting a lot from Pend Gillette.
I know what I'll do.
I'll say that I can hear Brucey speaking to me at the same time.
Insane.
Insane.
In fact, it almost feels like they're just,
promoting whatever this show is
that Penn, Gillette and Piff
the Magic Dragon are doing seemingly, because
they keep mentioning it. Despite Brocard's
claims, neither Penn nor Piff
reported sensing anything out of the ordinary.
The London Palladium is no stranger to
tales of the supernatural though, and Sir Bruce
Forsyth's
dot dot dot, the spirit
is said to be a regular presence at the
venue. Hang on, what is
this sentence? The London Palladium
is no stranger to tales of the supernatural
comma, and Sir Bruce
four siths and then there's just three dots and then it's a new sentence the spirit is said
to be a regular presence at the venue okay amazing sure amazing stories of flickering uh stage lights
and mysteriously relocated props are commonplace behind the scenes all credited to bruce's renowned
wit continuing from the afterlife brocard's latest single feed my soul featuring ray lucia from
corn on drums i guess right so here it is then it's all just it's a publicity stunt for
is out now with additional music arriving this Halloween.
God's sake.
Brocard initially uncovered her gift for perceiving spirits
following a paranormal meeting with a Victorian soldier called Eduardo.
Her supernatural journey even culminated in Halloween 2023 ceremony
marrying a ghost at the eerily stunning asylum chapel in London.
We talked about that.
Yeah, I think we did talk about someone marrying a ghost.
Oh my God, she's back.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
She's doing the rounds of it.
again.
It works.
Yeah.
Ever since,
she's dedicated herself
to investigating the planet's
most haunted locations
whilst conducting
celebrity interviews for her platform,
Brocard,
rock singer,
ghost hunter and horror content creator,
which doesn't exactly roll off the tongue,
does it?
That's all capitalised,
as though that's the name of the brand.
You said entertainers used to be
multi-talented.
She's just bringing the Bruce Forsyth
to the modern day.
She's doing everything.
The London Palladium
Isn't the only place Bruce's spectre is popping up at.
When Universal Studios UK opens in Bedfordshire, 2013,
it will see the former strictly host two-stepping and hissing around on the opening night.
Speaking to the Daily Star,
one mystery Bedford man assured us of Brucey's presence at Universal
when it opens down the road from us in six years.
He reckons the legendary performer's ghost will be making a cameo.
Hang on, this is now they're forecasting ghosts in 2013.
wait there's going to be a universal studios in the UK apparently um Bruce Forsyth's
course going to be there it's the biggest attraction so is there a Bruce
Forsyth's Forsyth exhibit because I don't feel like that has a huge amount of mainstream
appeal I would Universal want that is this just code for is this man saying well when
universal opens they're obviously going to want a bit of publicity to uh to talk about the
the venue so no one's going to be talking about Universal Studios let's probably just
feed some story into The Daily Star
about Brucey, just to let you know ahead of time.
And that's just where the article ends.
It says that
one mystery Bedford man
assures us that Bruce will be
at Universal as a ghost.
What does that mean? What the fuck does that mean?
I don't know.
I can personally guarantee
the ghost will be there in 2013.
How bizarre.
That's a threat. That's so threatening.
Yeah.
Maybe they asked, whatever her name is, I've already forgotten.
Brocard.
Brocard.
Yeah, brocard.
And maybe she's said, she's had a word with Brucey and he's promised that he'll be there, maybe.
I don't know.
So there you go.
Thank you to those who sent that to us.
Great, great to know that he's still working.
He worked for 75 years and he's still having.
Just let him rest.
Yeah.
No peace.
No rest for the wicked.
I know I will be in 2013
I'll be the opening day
of our University Studios Park
just walking around going
nice to see you
thank you Peter
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Per the schedule we have set out for ourselves
as we hurtled towards the end of the year,
I believe this may be.
And please try to hold back tears here.
The final, not the onion, of on Podiat's.
Oh.
Oh, no.
So to give those of you who may be unfamiliar, a brief overview,
there is a satirical news website called The Onion,
where they post lots of fake news articles that sound like they could be real.
Of course, since we started doing Podiat,
real life has shifted towards the point where every news article
feels like it could have been written for the onion
because nothing feels real anymore.
However, there are still some headlines
that get submitted to a subreddit called
Not the Onion, where it feels like
they could be Onion articles, but they're not.
There's a lot of political stuff in there, as you might expect.
But I've skimmed off some things
that I think could be confused for the Onion.
I've maybe got some Onion articles as well.
I've got five articles in total.
I'm going to read you the headlines, and you guys have to guess if they are real or if they're actually from satirical news website, The Onion.
I have altered all of the headlines slightly, so it's not quite as obvious.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Absolutely.
So the first one is, man ticketed for driving Barbie Jeep to get a slurpy.
Okay.
Next one is, are my rocks two round for the world's stone skimps?
gaming championships.
Oh.
Oh.
Mortician in legal trouble after inviting colleagues to laugh at corpse.
Oh.
Oh.
Starbucks loses court battle to Indian rival.
And emotional support alligators are no longer welcome in Walmart.
Okay.
Those are your headlines.
So we start with the first one.
Man ticketed for driving Barbie Jeep to get a slurpy.
slurpy what do you make of that um i will say uh in fact i think i don't want to spoil which
ones i know so mike you should go first on all of them because i know two of these
whether it's this one i won't say but if you go first i know i know none of them
okay i just like i can totally believe a man or being like driving a bobby jeep like
That's fine.
That's normal.
Going to get a slurpe, he's fine.
But why would he be ticketed for it?
Is there a pun in there?
Or maybe, is you not allowed to have fun anymore?
I want to say,
I'm not allowed to have fun anymore.
I'm going to ticket you.
You can't have a.
We're going to impound it and crush your car into a pink cube.
Oh.
I want to say that's an onion article because I want to,
I hope there's some kind of weird wordplay going on behind the scenes there.
I'm pretty sure that's a real story.
A Prince George B.C. man from before Christ received a 90-day driving prohibition after he was spotted by police driving an unusual vehicle on a street on Friday morning.
On September 5th, an officer was on patrol in the area of 15th Avenue and Nicholson Street at 9 a.m.
When they spotted a man driving a pink toy car down the street.
While this may seem like something that should have flown under the radar, it was kind of out of the ordinary, as well as, as well as,
on as well as this is a busy area during morning commute and put other drivers on the road
at risk as well as well that particular driver himself jesus uh wow goodness me motorists aren't
used to looking out for someone kind of at that level the toy car level so it was enough to start
a traffic spot also here's a photo you're not allowed to have fun anymore you're not allowed to
have fun anymore good photo though oh very good photo hell yeah there he is being arrested
I think this may have been submitted as a thing from the audience, which is how I know.
Oh, was it?
Oh, I see.
Motorists aren't used to looking out for someone kind of at that level, comma, the toy car level.
So that's the first headline.
Next one is, are my rocks two round for the world stone skimming championships?
Oh, man.
As an occasional enjoy of stone skimming, I can totally see there being an official stone skimming.
league with rules and regulations on the size and the roughness and like the design of your
rock. I feel like they're going to impose very strict sanctions on what you can and can't
bring. I'm going to say this is real because you can't have fun anymore and bring your
bumpy rocks. You can't have fun anymore. That's true. We polled people on Instagram for
the first time for stories for this episode. Using our Instagram story, you could reply to us
via DM. We'll do that for the next few episodes. And I think this was sent to
was by Discord, this real story.
It is real.
This is from the BBC.
Cheating scandal rocks
World Stone Skimming Championships.
Whoa!
The World Stone Skimming Championships have been rocked by a cheating scandal
after several competitors were disqualified for tampering.
More than 2,200 people from 27 countries
attended this year's event on the tiny island of Eisdale off the West
ghost of Scotland.
Wow.
Rules state that stones must come from naturally occurring island slate.
However, some were found to have been ground into a suspiciously circular shape to help
them bounce on waters.
Water?
Water, singular.
So, organiser Dr. Kyle Matthews told BBC News that the offenders had held their hands up
and apologised.
So, yeah, there was some suspiciously smooth stones.
Do you want to see some smooth stones in a bucket?
Yeah.
Please.
this is actually like imagine you were an otter right and you found this bucket
think how thrilled you would be to discover this bounty beautiful oh that's good
that's nice isn't it does everyone bring their own bucket of stones oh my god would you have to
find them there and then on the day but someone's been sneakily grinding them on the day
pockets are filled with like perfectly smooth stones and up their sleeves and just
drop them in the bucket oh this one looks good wow imagine the drama honestly
Leave me alone by a river for a full day with a chair and a bucket of stones.
I'll be the happiest man of life.
I can see now how furious some people would have been to discover that a bit of grinding had taken place, as it were.
Because they'd probably think, listen, our sport is already not taking care.
This is the only, only event where we can gather to do this.
And you've ruined.
How dare you? How dare you ruin it?
Let he who is without sin.
throw the first stone.
Just don't let them near those glass houses, am I row?
No, absolutely not.
Next headline, mortician in legal trouble after inviting colleagues to laugh at corpse.
Those are the two that I knew, Mikey, so it's all fair game going forward.
I don't know the rest.
I think this sounds like it could have happened.
I feel like I've read not just one, but multiple news stories over the last few months
that involve dodgy morticianers.
I heard a story where someone had accidentally,
or maybe on purpose really,
had their phone recording during an operation
and one of the, like the anesthetist or the nurse or something was,
I don't know if they were laughing at the size of this guy's dick
or saying that he was like fat or something
and he sued them for a load of money
because they were being mean while he was under the knife.
Holy shit.
I assume he went in there prepared like,
I'm going to record.
I'm going to find out what.
these bastards are saying about money.
Yeah.
So I think this definitely happened that morticians have been bad.
I think morticians have been bad, but this is an onion article.
Okay.
While I truly believe that some morticians have been bad, this is the onion.
Okay.
The proper headline is report, colon, your naked body will make entire morgue laugh.
Yeah.
I mean, that is about as true as the onion.
can become. Like, yeah, it's a funny joke story, but also definitely happens in real life.
It's so hard to find articles on the onion now that are not about politicians. Yes, it's really
difficult. In its detailed analysis of how your corpse will appear when lying on a brightly
lit post-mortem examination table, a report published Friday by researchers in the University of
Minnesota's mortuary science program concluded that your naked body will make the entire morgue laugh.
According to our projections, the mortician and assistant and anyone else who happens to walk in and catch sight of your unclothed remains will immediately burst into uncontrollable laughter at both the size and shape of your various body parts, said lead researcher Rachel Stein, adding that your abdomen genitals and buttocks, along with any tattoos you may have, will become inside jokes at the funeral home, hospital or medical.
That's even worse.
Not only where they left there and then
but for months afterwards there we go
Oh, all right
Oh, just get a show off my Rick and Morty tattoo
This is quite a good one to be fair
So I will read a bit more of it
Someone will look at your toe tag
Chuckle as they read your name aloud
And then tell all their co-workers
To come over here and take a look at this one
A gathering of people will soon be pointing out
unsightly aspects of your body
And saying things like, that's just goofy
and I've never seen one like that before.
They will remember your name for many years
as it will become shorthand for any repellent anatomical feature
they encounter from that day on.
The report went on to state that this situation
will not be helped by the fact that your name is Dick B short.
That's the whole article there.
Final two now.
Oh, Jesus, I keep...
I've got a new lamp here and I keep elbowing it.
It's so frightening.
Final two.
Starbucks loses court battle to Indian rival.
Could this just be, is this like one of those,
like when corner shops call themselves,
there was that guy who called it Morris Sings or something.
And then he changed it to Singsbury's or the other way around.
So maybe somewhere in India,
there's a big chain of coffee shops with a very,
similar name. So I think this could be real, perhaps.
I'm going to say Starbucks. Because did you say that Starbucks loses it soon?
You're going to say Starbucks. I'll say Starbucks. I'll say real. I can see Starbucks having the
money to successfully sue this person to the ground and taking it down. Just of having a bit of fun,
because you can't have fun anymore. No, you can't have fun anymore. That's true.
Can I have fun anymore, man. It shouldn't be my catchphrase. It was a horrible feeling catchphrase.
It lumps you in with some unsavory characters, doesn't it?
Yeah, I'm going to say it.
It's both saying real.
Yes.
This is real.
And you are bang on here.
Pakistan is where this is where this is obviously.
Karachi Cafe Satar Buksh wins trademark battle against Starbucks.
Would you like to see the two different logos?
Yeah, are they really similar?
Yes, they are.
There you go.
Oh, wow.
That's fantastic.
That's amazing.
See, I would say they are different enough that, yeah, like, sure, that's not passing off.
So I may be mispronouncing several things in this article for which I apologize.
A cafe in Karachi has grabbed global attention after winning a trademark battle against coffee giant Starbucks.
The cafe named Satar Bux, Buksh became known not only for its coffee, but also for its cheeky branding.
A round green logo featuring a moustache.
man, which many felt was a playful nod to Starbucks' famous mermaid emblem.
The name and design sparked debate online, attracting both curiosity and controversy,
eventually drawing Starbucks into a legal fight, despite the brand not having outlets in Pakistan
at the time.
Then says where it was founded.
And doesn't really...
Oh no, does it actually say...
Okay, court sides with Satar Books.
Under Pakistani trademark law, well-known brands are partated from imitation that could
mislead customers or weaken their identity.
Bucs argued Sotar Buxh broke these rules, but the local cafe countered that parody, cultural
context and its unique menu set it apart. The court eventually ruled in favour of Sartar Buxh,
allowing it to continue operating. The decision was seen as a rare victory of local creativity
over a global giant. Oh yes. So there we are. And finally, we have emotional support
alligators are no longer welcome in Walmart.
Oh, that's, I can see this being either, which is,
kind of the point of the game, isn't it really?
But, I mean, this sounds like it could absolutely have happened in real life, in Florida or something.
But equally, it does just sound like an onion article. I don't know.
I'm going to say it's real.
Okay, I'll say it's fake, then.
I think someone did have a little pet alligator.
Yeah, I think they probably did, but I'll go fake.
It's real.
Yes.
A Western Pennsylvania man and his emotional support alligator took a shopping cart spin around the local Walmart,
where he claims they've never had a problem.
But this recent trip earned them orders to stay away,
the retail giant confirmed Thursday.
Wesley Silver, 60,
and his five-foot-long 32-pound reptile named Jinsayoshi, I think,
made the local news after a trip to Walmart in West Brownsville
where he pushed the alligator around in a shopping cart
as she was wearing a dress.
Oh, no.
Before concerns about the recent visit were raised,
Silver insisted that he and Jin Sayoshi experienced nothing but praise.
We've been going to that Walmart for about three and a half years,
and normally the reaction is, that's pretty cool,
or that is awesome that you have a pet alligator man,
Silver told NBC News on Thursday.
A Walmart spokesperson, though, was far less effusive
and said Jin Sayoshi, and any other gaiters aren't welcome inside their stores.
The safety of our customers and associates is our highest priority,
Walmart said, also you can't have any fun anymore.
would you like to see a photo of oh yeah in a dress not in a dress but in a turtle neck wow in a coat
fantastic fur-lined little jumper wow I mean okay five foot that's a bit too big to be taken into a shop right
yeah it does seem like an accident waiting to happen like sooner or later a kid is going to come
along and stick their fingers into the trolley toddler's going to disappear yeah wow that is
Like, I was expecting a small little baby one, but no, that's a, that's a reasonable size.
That's a proper killer.
Wow.
That's a real crop.
Or gator, sorry, different.
There we are.
That is not the onion.
And thank you, boys for playing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
So now it is, hmm.
Mikey?
Yes.
Yeah, I think it is.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
Let me just pull up my little article.
This was submitted by Kristen Sturt, at Kristen Sturt on Twitter, I believe.
Thank you very much.
I already don't like the way this is going.
This is a Metro article, and the headline reads,
Distopian Toilets won't give you Lurul unless you watch an advert first.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dear.
Oh, no.
That sounds like an onion article.
I'm going to say that's fake, Mikey, that one.
I will piss on the floor
I will make a mess
Give me the toilet roll now
Sadly
This is not onion
This is real
Here's a little
It's a toilet dispenser
With a QR code on it that you scan
Jesus wept
Good Lord
I would piss on it in anger
I think
So if you're
If you've just been sitting on the toilet
Watching YouTube
While you take a
Plops
You might have had to watch advert
while you plop as well.
What a world we're living in.
The subtitle for the picture reads,
users must watch an advert or pay to access toilet rule
in some Chinese public bathrooms,
which, to be fair, actually,
I get so annoyed when I have to pay to use the bathroom
in like some train stations and bits.
I think I would watch an advert
to circumvent paying the 20 pence.
Yeah.
The most annoying thing is I don't have any physical
money. If there was a way that I could
Apple pay my way into a bathroom,
I would. Well, now you can watch an advert.
There you go. Which, yeah,
actually, I don't know. I don't want to give them
ideas. I don't want to let them know that. I'll happily
do this. I'm against this in all its forms.
I just do it in the middle of the station.
I just do it on the floor in front of the boards.
And the police try to take you here. Why do you do this,
sir? Because I had to watch an advert to wipe.
It's all the machines' fault.
Paying to use
a public bathroom isn't a new concept,
with plenty of countries charging
an entrance fee to allow people to literally
spend a penny
what is the old rhyme
spend a penny
where is it there's a rhyme
spend a penny and then you
it'll be smelly
spend a penny to do a smelly right
right what I've never heard that
spend a penny
to do a smelt
Michael
surely not
spend a penny in formal British slang
used euphemistically
refer to a need to urinate.
Yeah, well, I just googled it.
I guess from when you used to pay in old England for it.
But I've not heard of spending a penny.
Spend a penny.
Spending a penny.
To do a smelly.
So there is a, there is also a poem, it seems.
This is on Reddit slash, R slash no stupid questions.
Who actually wrote this famous verse?
Here I sit, brokenhearted.
It came to shit, but only.
Spent a dime to clear my ass
But all I did was pass some gas
Oh no
That's apparently the closest
That Google thinks
We can come to spend a penny
To do a smelly
You're not thinking of like
Look after the pennies and the pounds
Will look after themselves or something
Like penny related phrases
Find a penny pick it up
Shit your pants
Watch an ad
Skip
Is it a good at
here um place penny in slot and slide knob as that's the entrance to a toilet that's good that's
really good oh dear anyway no we i shouldn't have said the word spend a penny i shouldn't have
gone on about it we're in china now where the public toilets have taken the concept to new heights
in a move described as dystopian by the anti-consumption subreddit ooh this is news from from
reddit boy boy uh some public bathrooms in china are forcing users to
watch an advert in order to gain access to toilet paper.
That's a terrible thing to realize if you'd use the bathroom and then look over and your phone is dead.
As in you are absolutely screwed.
These things need to be like vandalised immediately.
Yes.
A video shared by China Insider, showed a person scanning.
I don't really want to read where the rest of the sentence is going.
I don't want to see video of this.
Showed a person scanning a QR code on the Lurial.
dispenser and watching a short advert before a few squares of paper. Before a few squares of paper
are dispensed. It's not even like free rein. You're given, oh my God, I'm a heavy shitter.
It'd be really good toilet roll. It takes me a while sometimes to wipe up. I'd need to be
watching like 20 adverts. Jesus wept. If that's not enough paper or if you don't want to watch
an advert, you can pay 0.5 R&B about 5P to skip the ads.
Wow, so it's, adverts.
Jesus.
Christ.
That's nuts.
So, yeah, not only do you have to watch an advert, and then you can either pay it or watch more adverts to keep using it that I don't like, I don't like this.
It's been claimed the system cuts down on waste, with authorities suggesting some people had been taking excessive amounts of free toilet paper.
Oh, my God, but it's like, it's a human, is it not a human right to be able to go to the toilet?
It should be, yeah.
This is insane.
It's not a human right to be silly with how much toilet paper you're using, come on.
I mean, to be fair, I have family members who have said that they've got several, like, months without ever having to buy toilet roll because they just nick them from, like, McDonald's and things.
I don't know why you would want that toilet roll.
It's the worst toilet roll imaginable.
Yeah, why would you, yeah, steal it from a pub or something at least.
At uni, any, people used to do that and that tape.
But, like, the rules are like the size.
of like a record
that he's really big ones
yeah
it's quite sad toilet paper as well it's not
like fair enough it's free but I don't want
all that in my house it'll take me months to get through it
yeah I find with those really big ones as well
that the the two layers of ply get out of sync
with each other so you tear it and like
one layer tears
an inch away from where the perforations on the other are
and you know it's clearly like
you just meant to basically use one layer and bundle
it round.
Waffer thin.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, you say it's a human right to use the toilet ban, but it's also, you
know, it's a human right to be a big fat cat CEO making absolutely pot loads of money
from toilet tube or whatever.
This service.
Quite frankly, it's a human wrong to even have the need to expel waste from your body
in the first place.
You know, keep that to yourself.
that's um it's awful you shouldn't be bringing that stuff out in problem
is it there's a little bit at the end of the article here uh this isn't the first time china
has restricted toilet paper use in its public bathrooms back in 2017 public lues at the
temple of heaven park in Beijing installed toilet rule dispensers with facial recognition software built
in uh oh authorities claim you've already shit once today
also i don't want i want a camera in the bathroom like where i do my boobs like
they'll have
cameras that scan your ass
to see whether you need any paper
but yeah
still a bit shitty
on your way
you can have three more squares
and then that's your lot
authorities claim the attraction
is regularly visited by people
who stuff their bags with Lou Roll
and take it home with them
the new machines dispensed
a strip of toilet roll
measuring about 60 centimetre
in length
and would not dispense
any more to the same person
until nine minutes had passed.
Whoa!
That's insane.
I feel so much worse.
I mean, it's doubly bad because
you know, if you're in a position
where you do need to go again within nine
minutes, not only can you not get any
toilet paper, but if you're in that
much of an issue where you're shitting
every nine minutes, it's going to be like
a, you know, a job where a lot
of paper is needed. So it's
like a double whammy. If you have to go back
within six minutes
you're in for a really bad time
don't worry Peter
the last line here is
but the park was forced to clarify
that if someone had diarrhoea
or another urgent need for Lurl
a staff member would provide it
directly to them
Oh God
excuse me I've got diarrhea
Could I have some
A tile slides
From the floor and a hand
Just offers one up
Oh God
Jesus wept
There you go
So get ready for the future, folks.
Christ.
Start being conservative with your taller paper usage now
before you're forced to use 60 centimetres of it.
The memes that have been going around in recent times
about how if they start projecting adverts into the sky,
nothing would make me a terrorist faster.
You know, it's 2035 and your neurolink briefly bugs out
and you get to see the night sky without adverts for seven seconds.
And you remember what the sky looked like.
Awful, awful stuff.
Well, I think I, citation needed,
but I seem to remember reading somewhere a while,
like maybe a few years ago now,
that there are already international agreements in place
that no one will ever project an advert onto the moon.
Because if we don't yet have that technology,
we're certainly reaching the point where,
you know, you could build a massive array of lasers
or, I guess, launch something into space
that would then project a Coca-Cola ad onto the,
lunar surface.
But if they do it,
there are like regulations already.
Yeah.
For that.
They're going to, they're going to have to, like, if someone just does it under false
pretences and then they're just like, ha ha, we've projected it onto the moon.
What are you going to do?
It would cause an international incident?
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do about it?
Thank you very much for that article, Christian Sturt.
Yeah.
Thank you for my goodness me.
Well, the final thing from me, I brought along myself, but it is another article.
article. I saw this while looking at my Daily Star story about Bruce Forsyth's ghost. And I realized, hey, no one submitted this, but this is like top tier Pollyett's content. So I've brought along my own story here. Hey, guys, you've heard of Psycho Seagull, but now, according to the Daily Star, evil ninja squirrel comes out of nowhere, quote, and sends two
victims to the hospital.
Oh my God.
Okay.
An unnamed squirrel has been...
It's unusual.
The squirrel refused to comment.
An unnamed squirrel has been praying on people in the San Francisco Bay area,
having already sent two victims to the hospital after tearing them to shreds in a brutal
attack.
God.
It's what it says.
An enraged squirrel has put two...
You know, that was the sub-hending.
Now we have the opening paragraph, which is the same thing again.
An enraged squirrel has put two people in hospital after attacking several others
with a stern warning issue to the public.
It doesn't say by authorities.
It just sounds like the squirrel has put a message out.
I'll fucking do it again.
Yeah, you'll get it again if you pay some protection money.
There's a very good picture of an angry squirrel in the article,
which I will send you now.
If you could add that to the thread, please.
That is a scary squirrel.
Residents of a San Francisco Bay Area City
have been urged to watch out for a feral rodent
that seemingly appears from nowhere to cause torment.
Speaking to KGO TV,
Joan Herblack said she was strolling in the Lucas Valley neighborhood
of San Rafael when a squirrel started attacking her leg.
Herbac said,
It clamped onto my leg. The tail was flying up here.
I was like, get it off me!
Get it off me!
Another local, Isabel Kampoy, said she was mauled while walking in the same area.
The evil critter launched itself from the ground directly upwards to her face.
Then it started biting her arm, leaving it bloody, she said.
Goodness me.
And then there is a photo of a, like a poster that's been put out in the area, which is very well written.
A name squirrel for Park Mayor
So it's printed onto a piece of
Just like home printer paper
And in all caps at the top in red
It says, attack squirrel beware
With 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 exclamation marks
Attack squirrel beware
Then there's a picture of a red squirrel jumping at the camera
And then it says, in all caps
And highlighted in yellow
this is not a joke more than five people have been attacked by a very mean squirrel over the past few days on Diablo Circle and Mount Lassen full stop
several have gone to ER for severe lacerations
this squirrel comes out of nowhere and will attack legs slash arms slash and faces and leaveed bite marks and scratches
it's so energetic this posted this was written in a rush
Yeah. I need to get word out there immediately. It's so good.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke. Both women were forced to go to hospital, according to the TV station. Flyers are now plastered all around the area, warning residents that the animal has now attacked more than five people. It's been dubbed a, quote, very mean squirrel that comes out of nowhere, like a ninja. It doesn't say like a ninja on the poster. That's just artistic license taken by the Daily Star.
Animal charity worker Lisa Block said
If the demonic squirrel pops up again
She would coordinate with the state to have it removed
We've seen this kind of behavior before
She said it's almost always because someone has been feeding the animal
According to Pest UK
Gray squirrels become aggressive if they feel threatened
So if you catch a squirrel or you think you have a squirrel infestation
Contact a professional pest control company
Rather than trying to deal with the problem yourself
There's then a very confused
thing, which feels like a typo.
It says, when it comes to attacking
humans, these squirrels present their own
dangers. Oh, no, sorry, it's in the next
paragraph.
Regarding fending
them off, whilst the creatures may
seem feisty, they're actually
quite tame. Your best option is likely
to shake one off and even flee if they
attach themselves to you.
So that feels like they've got it the wrong way around. I think they
meant to say, whilst they may seem
tame, they're actually quite feisty.
Because they sort of dumb it down and then suddenly
they say, like literally run.
They're quite tame and mourn to attack, but if attacked, just...
Yeah, yeah.
Regarding off.
Whilst the creatures may seem feisty, they're actually quite tame.
Your best option is likely to shake one off and even flee if they attach themselves to you.
They are technically rodents, right?
Yeah, yeah, they are.
So it's a ninja rodent.
Do you reckon it knows...
Does it know the turtles, do you think?
It's got four little turtle friends that it's teaching the ways of it.
of the ways of the ninja.
What was the name of the one, the pet?
Nagy.
Nagy, yeah.
It goes in the pocket.
And the rest of the article is just essentially
NHS advice of what to do if you get bitten by a squirrel,
including thoroughly cleaning the bite
and squeezing the wound to release blood, apparently.
I don't know why you would do that.
I just summons more squirrels, I think.
They smell the blood.
Yeah.
I've got a taste for it.
Uh, so there you go. Um, the poster is the best bit. Uh, I, I, I really like, this squirrel comes out of nowhere and will attack legs slash arms slash and faces and leave, bite marks and scratches.
Leaveed. Not even left. No, that's a past tense. That's English for you. Yeah, leave. It did leave to bite marks. That's true.
Uh, so that's it. That's my thing. Amazing. I'll never trust a squirrel again.
Thank you.
And thank you everyone for your things this week.
We hope you've enjoyed this episode of Polly.
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Peter, do we have any highlights
of what came out on Vidiots
seven years ago this month?
We're running out of road here
on the Vidiot's run of 20s.
I don't know when announcement happened.
That was a while ago, I guess.
But yeah, we are running out of road.
We played Prop Hunt with Hap Films.
That was a nice time.
We did the Fortnite sandwich-making challenge.
Remember that?
I don't know what the relevance was.
Are that sandwiches in Fortnite?
No, I think we had to come up with a challenge.
but we were being told by several people internally.
There's no budget.
When you try and cover some...
Well, this wasn't that.
We knew that.
It was when you try and play some contemporary games.
You know, you guys play a lot of old games.
When you try and play...
And we're like, okay, fine.
We're going to make fucking sandwiches.
It was worst games of a fight club.
That was a good one.
We did Draw the Fans No. 2.
We did the Take Pictures of Spider-Man Live Action Challenge,
which was a lot of fun.
50-cent bulletproof.
Worst Games Ever was a good one.
We did the Dunstah vlog.
That came out in September.
It's a classic.
Peter gets hit by a car as well.
Neil's Masterpice on the Art Attack PC game.
The slightly controversial Mass Effect Andromeda episode of Worst Games Ever.
We also did the Airport to Airport GTA5 Challenge with no tires.
I seem to remember that being quite an entertaining video.
and also the extended deluxe director's cut of Peter gets hit by a car,
which was just the same video but with a bit more footage.
Excellent.
Yeah.
Excellent.
And Michael Johnson, where can people find you on the internet?
What are you up to?
At Parrot Boy on Blue Sky and also on Instagram.
Them's be the best places to see what I'm doing.
And kind of fun news, actually, a trailer I worked on premiered at the PlayStation State of Play.
the night.
Oh, wow.
Congratulations.
That's brilliant.
It was second in the entire show, so I was quite pleased.
Didn't have to stay up all night to watch it.
I hope he didn't watch the YouTube feed and read the chat while it was playing.
I did a little bit.
It was fine.
It was fine.
Some people were nice, but everyone was just calling everything walk, which was great.
Okay.
Yeah, classic.
I'm surprising.
Love it.
I know you're the world's busiest man, Mikey.
people were talking on my stream earlier about how they miss you streaming.
I don't suppose there's there's anything like that on the horizon.
Sadly not.
No, definitely not streaming.
I don't like streaming.
Fair enough.
There we are.
Put that to bed.
Yeah, I'm not opposed to it, but it's just, it's very hard to justify spending more hours at the computer after spending days and days at the computer.
I'm keen to do stuff, but I think stuff will come once Pollyett's rules to an end and I'm, I want to do something out in the world again.
So, yeah.
I'm keen.
I'm just tired. I'm just tired.
I bet you are, man. We're working really hard lately.
And Peter Austin, speaking of working hard.
Where are we? What are we up to?
You can find us both together, still making worst games ever on YouTube.com forward slash at worst games ever.
Ben, speaking of streaming, is streaming at twitch.tv.
Forward slash confused underscore dude.
What are we playing recently, Ben? What have you been up to?
I was playing Pokemon today
We're about to enter
Spooky Month and I'm doing a spooky game
every Tuesday evening
Yes, indeed
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Interesting history and science
Over at YouTube.com
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I recently went into a slightly
stinky old World War II pillbox
Which was, it had loads of cans in it
And smelled of piss
I didn't talk about the fact that it's
don't make. Yeah. I really smelled of piss when I got in there and I was like, I'm not going to, I'm not
going to say it smells of piss in the video, but I'll tell the poddiots maybe. That feels like
them. Lavatorial, you know. Yeah. I enjoyed that video and I did. Public lavatories.
There you go. Yeah, it's free to piss in the can. Yeah. You have to pay for that and have to watch
an advert. I know it's them in the back of the video and it was, I was transfixed on the quote-unquote
ruin that was used for people to drink in in the middle of nowhere. How fun. Yeah, there was so
So much litter in there, which was a shame.
It's a grade two listed historical building.
And it's just full of cans and piss, yeah.
Very good video.
I enjoyed it thoroughly.
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Very cool.
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How do you about triglyceride?
Yeah.
I can't even do it now.
You're going to say you almost re-mispronounced it in the same way.
Triglyceride.
It's just burned into my head now.
Yeah.
Now, before we go, we've been.
We've got another song to play at the end.
We do.
Yes.
It wasn't the one that we played last time.
It is another Ben Cooper original.
And this is the entrance music for Michael Juggson in my weekly streamed WW2K25 wrestling promotion
called Benxt.
It's amazing.
And we love it.
And we're going to leave you with it today.
So thank you, Ben Cooper for making it.
please enjoy Michael Juggson's extra 50s worth of Benxte Entrance Music
and thank you everybody for listening.
We will see you next time.
We will.
Bye.
Bye.
I pop your head for ever closer.
Are you comfortable there?
What's your name?
Michael Jokeson.
You're fucking mad at him.
Have you had got your tea?
Sure.
So, like, good, worth of garlic.
I got extra stuffy worth of garlic.
I did.
Give you a fuck.
Oh, fucking dirt.
What nice?
Go on earth?
Go on ass?
Garlic and dirt.
I've been told you're the fucking best of the fucking pedal bike
I've done stunts on that
I fucking did
no you're the best that fucking pulling stunts
like a pedal bike
like that I'm being doing stone
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