Podiots - Podiots: Episode 19 - Car Crash Diem

Episode Date: November 6, 2018

Podiots is now weekly! Also we're out of the job, but Podiots is weekly! Hooray! Ben was crashed into by an old lady, Peter's growing breasts, and Mikey's remembering his favourite toys. The ones he hasn't eaten, that is. Buy yourself some Vidiots merch: https://yogsca.st/VidiotsMerch Twitch: Twitch.tv/vidiotsofficial YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/vidiotsofficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/VidiotsOfficial Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vidiotsofficial Discord:  http://bit.ly/VidiotsDiscord Follow the gang on Twitter: Ben: @Confused_Dude Peter: @ThatPeterAustin Michael: @ParrotBoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pickax Yeah, I'm ready I was born ready I am ready Now we are ruling Born to be wild Were you born to be wild Peter Austin?

No What were you born to be Placid Placid? Are born to be Placid Yes, everything at a reasonable volume Everyone just remain calm

Everybody, I want to see your hands, put them on the table. Yep. And sit down. Just slowly. Have a nice gentle sit. Here's some lavender. Oh. I grow it in my garden.

Would you like a cup of chamomile tea? Just got to turn off the aircon. Okay. It's a bit too aggressive for us. Yeah, I don't want air conditioning. Just let the air do what it wants to do. We're a little bit air conservative when it comes to air. There we go.

That's better. Don't start doing things to the air. No. Everything at room temperature, the way it's meant to be. This is how God wanted air. This is what God did. The air what God did. You don't want to interfere with God's air.

No. Leave it the temperature it is. It's perfect in every way. It's time for a podcast. Fuck! Good God. Hello everybody and welcome to Poddy. Episode 19.

Oh my God. Legally, been able to drink for a year now. Legally. Well, only in the UK. And probably some other countries. Yeah, but not in the North America's. No, not yet. Because alcohol's dangerous.

Really. Guns are fine. But wait a few years before you have a drink. A beer. Excuse me. It's the official podcast of the Vidyat's YouTube channel as opposed to the unofficial one, which doesn't exist. Still doesn't exist.

It's a conversational podcast where we talk about, things that have happened and answered some questions and we obey the laws of the three us, where everybody brings a thing along to talk about. I'm Ben, I'm Peter, and I am using a dog as a pop shield. That's true. You are. What you've done there is you were sent a poor patrol stuffed toy. You cut him open yesterday, pulled all of his stuffing out, and now you've draped him over the microphone as a pop shield. Yeah, it actually works quite well. But if I do sound a bit weird. It's because I'm talking through a bulldog right now. A pup shield.

Yeah, you did that and we tried it to stop last time and you wanted to, you still had to share it with everyone. I want to share it publicly. It's a pup shield. Publicly. Publicly. Oh, very good. Well done everyone. We're all as bad as each other. We are. Now, before we get started, most of you will have seen the video of an announcement on the

Saturday just gone. And we're recording this in advance. Otherwise, we would take questions from you about it. You may notice that the questions are totally irrelevant. So we just thought we'd discuss it a bit further here. We do have one question that is tangentially related. Oh, good. Why not kick it off with this one from Stan. At Stan Paulides on Twitter.

Have things been going the way you wanted with this channel? Oh, well. Now, let's be clear right off the bat, as I'm sure we were in the announcement video, which we haven't even filmed yet at the time of recording this podcast. We have and still do. loved and love working on the channel I have no regrets I'm extremely proud of what we did

and it's not over it's not dead it's just we are moving on to new projects Peter and I are moving on to something else Michael is also moving on to something else but we're going to keep videos alive in our spare time from the new year we'll be doing but it will just be Twitch streaming

and podcasts by the way the podcast is now weekly yay so you got that All of you are asking for that. You're going to be getting that. Don't worry. I'm up for that. I love doing the podcast. I'm glad we're doing it weekly now. I like streaming as well. Yeah, exactly. It's all good fun. So it should by no means be seen as a failure or us giving up on it. It's just that we're moving on to other things now.

It's a big change in schedule, really. Exactly. We're just transitioning to a new way of doing videots. And we hope that you will all bear with us through that. We're keeping the core aspects of it that we think are sort of continuous. if that's a word in our spare time alive. Yeah. And that's how we're going to be doing it. So streaming and podcasting pretty much exclusively from mid-November onwards, but we still will be doing worse games until the end of the year.

Tomorrow's post some tat. Oh, yeah. Will be the last one until a bumper final Christmas episode. A big Christmas present opening day. Yeah. I can put up pajamas on. I'm terrified for that because that video is literally going to be about two hours long. It probably will be a very long video

But as I'm sure you'll understand We do need a cutoff date for Tat So the 5th of December If you want to send us something We would gratefully receive it But 5th of December Anything that arrives after that date Will not be opened on camera

Because there won't be any more post from tat episodes Yeah that's who have arrived by the 5th of December So remember to send things well in advance If they're coming from another continent or country Yeah And that will be very exciting It will, of course, be taking a break from everything over Christmas and New Year's, because some of us will be moving and starting new jobs, etc.

But we thoroughly encourage you, as we always do, to stay tuned to our social media feeds. Twitter is the single-handling, the best place to hear from us. Everything's on there. At Vidiot's official, at That Peter Austin, at Parrot Boy. Is it just Parrot Boy? Yes, it is indeed. Nice, look you in. Yeah, I've got a good handle.

And at Confused underscore Dude to follow all of us, and we'll keep you up to date on where we're going and what we're doing and where we're doing and where when we're kicking videos back up again. And we're putting out premium content all the time. All the time. Great tweets with funny photos and bizarre anecdotes. Just the fucking funniest thing in the world. So yeah, that's pretty much the update as it stands. That's the summary of the video if you missed it.

The summary of the video we haven't made yet. We haven't made it yet. It's just good to get it out now because now I know what we need to say in that video. Yeah. Which is really handy. Oh, timey, whimey. That's weird. Look at a script of video.

Yeah, while live on a podcast. Vidyat's is not going anywhere. No, it's just changing. Yeah. So stick with us. Yeah. We'll promise, we'll bring you more laughs. And we'll earwise caress you in your face area.

More often than we used to. What you could do is relive the entire year of Vidyots next year and just watch every video on the day it was uploaded. Yeah, you could. Imagine that. You absolutely could. There's a year's worth of videos there. Imagine the ad revenue.

What an unbelievable role. run. I should also mention we're still part of the Yogscast as well. It's not like we've fallen out with anyone. We're still part of the Yogscast network. It's literally just that we are moving on to new jobs and we can carry on doing videos. So we're going to do that. Very candid in your off.

Just letting us continue, keep the audience we've garnered. It's been very nicely. We'll be able to still collaborate with people now and then. So yeah, it's all good. So very exciting. Stay tuned to the new year and we'll tell you where we're going and what we're doing. It's an exciting new chapter for all of us.

came back for... Oh, no, vidiates. Vidgets is dying. Oh, we're going to turn off the life support of Vidians. Oh, we're failure, you didn't tell your friends. It's all your fault. It's fine. We're making it sound worse than it is.

It is literally, we're moving on to other jobs and... We can't commit full time to it. But we still want to do it and we're going to keep doing it just in this small way. We hope you understand. To answer the guy's original question, I'm quite happy with what we did with video it's been a year of making whatever the fuck you want we ran over peter we made disgusting food we crushed over mammas that kook it's just been wow i um i hope i remember to say this in the video yeah that actually has already gone out at time of publishing but we've

not recorded it yet uh i really want people to make like compilation kind of like you know best bits with like nice music or like all your funniest moments you know the the mad cat kind of stuff yeah who does it for the big channels on the yogs cast we've been featured in some some of his videos yeah yeah one or two like when the fire alarm went off that was about that was the height of it yogs cast but yogs cast adjacent videos yogs cast adjacent that was us yeah that's it so Yeah, we've had some amazing times in the past year. We've crammed in so much silliness, and I want to, I want to see people's favorite bits or in big, like, compilation videos.

Total creative freedom for an entire year. Yeah. Fucking mad. We've just been making everything that we wanted to. And by most measuring sticks for success, getting the audience, you guys, as many of you, and as enthusiastic as you are, on board in such a small space of course. time is actually fucking mad.

Really just a huge amount of success. 50,000 subs is great. Yeah. From nothing. And not even, it's not even the numbers. It's the community

in the sense of like, you know, we recognize a lot of people's names when they reply to tweets and when they send us letters. Like, there's a whole load of fans who I know by name and sometimes by face.

There is an expansive core audience there. There's really great people who have been for this from the beginning and all supported us. That's a huge. community universe. Yeah. So...

You just have to look around this fucking room. Yeah. Yeah, God. To see that there's... That people give a shit. The stack of 450 games that we've been sent in. We don't know what to do with them.

Help. Yeah. Has anyone got any good ideas? Because we've got a few, but we're really worried that they'll come off as insensitive and and sort of dismissive and, yeah, wasteful. So if it comes from you guys, we can do it. We don't want to... I think we've decided we're not going to take 450 games to CEC.

That would. It would be funny, but they struggle with, like, one. Yeah. They'll all be worth one P, so we will get £4.50 for taking them in. Yeah. It's not worth... They'll probably pay us to take it somewhere else. Yeah, here's a tenor, please, just leave.

Because I've been in CX when a guy's got, like, a bag full of games, and they're like, that's half an hour gone of CX's dear, let alone fucking shelves and shelves of endless shitty PS2 games. That won't even be in their system. We could probably donate some to charity shops. They still sell PS2 games. games, don't they do. I don't know if they'd want this many. Yeah, I don't mean this many

but equally there's fun stuff we could do with them. I quite like the idea of opening up the box art, taking the sleeve out chopping off the front cover bit and just making a big collage of all the box art of worst games ever. Yeah. Oh, that'd be good, yeah. Not necessarily the ones we've played. I think we kind of want to maybe do something more special with those ones, but

I don't know if, I don't know. I mean, we had plans to potentially put them in like a little goody bag and with with like a signed photo or something. We might still be able to do that. Maybe. I think we could get might. I mean we've been trying to sell our merch for like three months now and it's just arrived in the office so merch is available? Maybe. Can we say that? Well merches

will be on the store soon if not already. Yes. New merch. Store.orgscast.com. There is new merch. We've seen it. We've got it in the office now. And use the code. Is that code vidiots? I have no idea. Oh, what a fucking terrible. Jesus, why did you even bring it up? I don't know. We've got an affiliate link. Keep stalling.

I'll look through our emails. Use the code probably Vidyat's at checkout and you'll get 10% off. Is that right? Yeah, and you can use it on anything. You don't just have to use it on Vidiot's merch. If you want to get an anniversary hoodie, which are really nice and comfortable. Yeah, we're wearing them now. If you want to get some, I don't know what else they do, posters and shit.

Yeah. Any of those. If you use that nonsense, Spires. Which is Michael is desperately looking for, you get 10% off. but never mind and the code is just give me a minute and the code is

and the code is and the code is no idea no idea okay that's fine probably idiots doesn't matter why not use one of the other affiliate codes

yeah right should we have another question yeah go for it this is from Wilson at mad Mike if you had to be placed in any post-apocalyptic movie

which movie world would you choose Jesus God I'm sure there's probably some kind of nice ones in a way but I'm trying to

like do you count ready player one isn't an apocalyptic that's just people in VR isn't it that's just maybe the mate well that's not even an apocalypse really is it I think that is pretty much Apocalypse because then really you're just living in this world

yeah a better world possibly the matrix yeah if you're just like one of the machine batteries, and you've got a good life just living in a simulation your entire life. Yeah, yeah. There must be some kind of, sorry, was it from a movie specifically or just from fiction? From a movie.

Okay. Because in Fallout, there was that, in Fallout 3, you could go into that simulation where it was like an American suburb. Oh, yeah, yeah. I really enjoyed that mission. That was great. That was good stuff. I think Mad Max, although, I mean, that's the thing.

They're all going to be apocalyptic hellscapes that aren't much fun to live in, but Matt Max, they'd just roam around in cars and shit and interact with men with gimps and shit or whatever else happened in that film. Yeah, it'd be quite fun. I'd have a gimp. You'd have a gimp? Is that what you'd do?

If you lived in a... That's my apocalyptic dream. If you were one of the post-apocalyptic sort of kings who somehow makes it on top and you can basically do what you want, you would get a gimp. Yeah, I can do what I want. I'm the king.

But chances are I'd probably be the gimp. Oh yeah. Because I'm not that kind of figure. Do you remember that bit in Fury Road? You can put yourself down. I could have a gimp if I want. You could have a gimp. Yeah, if you wanted to.

I'll be your gimp if it makes you feel better. Oh, thank you. Yeah. What are the duties of a gimp? Just wearing weird stuff and being maybe on like a dog lead or... Just doing whatever the hell I say. I think there's probably a sexual element to it, isn't it? Well, yeah, very much so.

Oh, so that's where you're keen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, okay. You're aware of that. Did you remember that bit in Fury Road when there were those really like large ladies who were like being milked? in the guys it was really weird no I haven't seen it

I might watch it now though I really like that it's great he's getting milked that sounds like a great thing an exciting new fetish for me to discover yay collect them all Mad Max Fury Road out now you could combine it with other fetishes so maybe they only got that big because of

like they vored some like MLP maybe there's a gimp inside them yeah they they've vored a little my little pony gimp yeah and they got really fat and then they're going to get milked. Maybe they're filled with pee.

With pee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to get milked, but pee comes out. Right. They've probably not got any socks on because feet, apparently. Yeah, feet are good, yeah. And then maybe they, to then, like, get unbig, they just do a massive poop on someone. Yeah.

And that's it. That's every fetish accounted for. I would just, I would just explode. You'd love that. You'd love that place, wouldn't you? Yeah. I quite like the idea of being in what is that zombie film, zombie land. Oh, yeah.

Zambiland. Yeah. That's kind of like a... Zombeeland. That's kind of a more fun zombie place, isn't it? Yeah, they had a nice time. Those zombies seemed manageable. Everyone was having a good time.

You could just break into rich people houses and, like, hang out with Bill Murray. There's loads of cakes. The end of Sean of the Dead where he's got, he's just got like a pet zombie. Yeah, he's got Ed in his shed. Just stop. Stop trying to bite me, just calm down. Player Tim Splitters 2. Watch a film.

That always annoyed me in that game where it said, Player 2 has entered the games. Actually, you couldn't do that in Time Splitters 2. No, we had to pick it from a menu before you launched the game and there was no voice over. You can't just press start.

No, that's not how about, what is it? 2018. God, God, yeah. So that's, I guess those are the apocalyps we'd live in. The end of Sean of the Dead, Mad Max with the Big Boob Lady. and the gimp and the gimp and uh zumbeland zumbeland yeah very good

excellent well who'd like to go first with that a thing i think you should go first ben really peter that's very kind of you to say do you agree michael johnson absolutely peter you don't ben you should go first oh michael you can't believe you got my name wrong we've been working together for so long yeah i'm sorry lads it's just i'm up the north the whole time i don't know what i'm doing it's fine don't worry about it michael i will uh i'll go first with my thing yeah so at the time of recording last night we were driving back from Asda. Oh my God, this is your thing, okay.

Yeah. And a lady drove her car into me. Yeah. What? You were there, Michael. You were in the car too, Michael. That hurt so bad. Does it? Yeah. What hurts. But remember what happened afterwards? What? Yeah. That's it. That's how you laugh, Michael. Yeah. Can you make it loud enough so the walls fall down?

Because that's how loud it normally is. No, I can't. I'm going to strain my voice. Go on. Tell them. Tell them your story. Well, drop me to tell it. Yeah, go on. No, you were there. So, go for it. You were there, Michael. You tell all the story. All right. Go on, Michael.

Well, I have a bit of concussion. So some of it is a bit hazy. So you might have to help me out a little bit. Okay. She came in. So first of all, you shouldn't have been driving like that. You were driving like an absolutely limit. What are you talking about, Michael? Yeah, that's true. You were driving like a maniac.

What are you talking about? You and your goddamn speeding in a, what's it, 20 miles on? You're going 15. Yeah. Do you know, driving too slow can cause accidents is. well in this case i think it did but i wasn't the one driving slow yeah well she you fucking deserved it she was saying get out of my way and she just she went right into me she almost was really wasn't she that's kind of what

happened is that yeah she wasn't physically literally with her mouth saying get out my way but the way she was driving yeah she drove into me well like what were you doing giving her fingers for what was that all about i was just mad i've been thinking about it a lot afterwards and yeah i was just clenching my fists so let's let's let's tell the story you were out we were out buying tucks yes we're out on a tuck run on our weekly tuck run on our weekly tuck run

you remember tuck run that was on CITV wasn't it tuck run Dave loves tugs Dave does look miss that guy

yeah I don't I found him really he's frustrating whatever you got against them go on tell us

I think it's just the fact that he he's just too attractive well that doesn't help it's not fair

anyway makes me jealous don't yeah he's just I suppose I'm kind of into him too

yeah of course you are Michael you're into you're into everybody So I was driving back on the tuck run And going around this roundabout There are two lanes

I was in the right-hand lane The left-hand lane had a straight-on arrow So you could only go straight on The lane that I was in on the right You could either go right Or straight on as well And then filter into the lane together So I...

When you say right you mean Continue round the roundabout As opposed to go straight on Come off the roundabout Yes So in the left lane Straight on Right lane

straight on or continue round the roundabout. This woman was in the left-hand lane. I went straight on as per the rules of the road and she could only go straight on because she was in that lane and she just carried on going round and drove into the side of my car. Yeah.

So we were coming off in, effectively there's two lanes coming off this roundabout and we were coming off in the right-hand lane and she was in the left-hand lane where you're only allowed to come off the roundabout. Yeah. Were you there as well?

Yeah, I was in the car. Do you not remember him? He was in there too. Yeah. So is there... How's your car now? I blacked out. Did you? You did immediately? You were thrown from the vehicle. It was just a straight.

Is it like that thing? You know some people when they have, they have like a stroke or something? And then when they wake up in hospital, suddenly they're talking with like an Irish accent or something or like a French accent. You know what? That does explain a lot. I didn't want to say anything. Right. But you don't sound like Michael today. Well, you know, my laugh as well takes a lot out of me. Yeah. So it cuts off the...

You look like you're in such pain whenever you do it. You do it again for us. That also, oh, God, it's like a whole face screws up. So, you know, that is, I've been told if I keep laughing like this, it will lead the permanent brain damage. Oh my God, that's, are you sure that hasn't happened already? I think from, you know, the accident last night to, you know, laughing continuously throughout the night afterwards,

it's led to, you know, some, you know, I think you guys said it yourselves. I sound a little bit different today. Yeah, yeah, you do. You do a little bit. Yeah. I don't know, I can't put my finger on it, but I'm still in shot. Yeah, go to A&E afterwards We'll take you there

I'll drive you there very carefully We'll just have to avoid old women drivers Because apparently they can't read the floor signs Which is a big arrow going forward She was a stereotype for a bad driver She did and she did argue with me When I got out of the car and asked her where she was driving Yeah

And she said where were you driving This is a slip road that goes all around I said no it's not You can only go straight on And then she stopped arguing with me I think it's because I got out of a clown car And I'm over six foot tall and then two other men got out of the car as well

and she might have been a bit intimidated not that we were trying to no absolutely not we got out to just look at the damage yeah you too Michael you looked at the damage too luckily there was no damage everybody was safe you were I appreciate that I was rolling up my sleeves the Irish man I didn't need backup I think I could have taken that old lady if I needed to

we just bumped mirrors because I saw her I saw her to my left driving into me so I had to swerve away from her and we just sort of rubbed side of cars but there was no damage or anything it was just mirrors got you're all damage So it was very lucky. Your mirror just popped in. So did hers, I think, as well. So what knocked me out then?

Was that, like, I thought I saw you throw a punch my way, Ben. That might, that might have happened. It did descend into sort of roadside rage. When I couldn't fight the old lady, I needed to fight someone. And I saw Michael, and I thought, God. I think Ben was hoping that, you know, like a seven-foot big brute of a man was going to step out of the car. And they could have a real, like, proper fight. Yeah, so I could have a real, like, a real homoerotic encounter where we just rustle,

shirtless in the street. That's what I was hoping for. The old lady stepped out. He was like, I have to punch Michael instead. You know how some people see red? Yeah. I see Dave. Right. And that just makes me want to throw punches. And I saw Michael, I saw Dave, and I just went for him. Dave's a nice guy. I don't know. I think you guys, I do know what? I actually think you

guys might get along. Yeah? Really? Yeah. He likes you. I don't think so. I think he likes you. He never brings me my drinks that I ask for. Yeah, we always make these drinks orders and they never turn up. Never comes back. here before you guys came that what happened with Dave? What? What happened? What happened? Did the drink

murder his parents? Murdered his whole family? No. But people know, like, you know, they've always asked people do you want to drink, but everyone knows, don't give him a drink order. Because you know what he's doing that? He's fucking writing all them down. And after years and years of taking drink orders, he's going to come up to you one day,

and he's going to have you every single fucking drink ready for you. Shit! So it's like when your computer doesn't respond for a while and then it opens six windows at once. But it's not only that. He's learning about your personality and he's tracking your beliefs down. He's taking notes.

But what about all the people at home that can hear us order these drinks? Are they not doing the same? Should we just stop saying drink orders on the podcast? Yeah, we shouldn't let anyone know our drinks orders. That's something that should be kept behind closed doors, I think, yeah. Definitely 100%. Fuck.

Yeah. Jesus. But yeah, that was my thing. I got in a bit of an accident last night. Got a bit heated, got a bit angry. May have shouted at an old lady very briefly. But everybody was fine. the cars were fine

and then we drove off again and it was all right and we had to go back round the roundabout because we'd been basically driven off we were basically guarded off

going off where we wanted to go so we went around again had a look at that lane can definitely only go in a straight line like what was she doing but it was okay thankfully

it was absolutely okay where did you guys like pull over to on the fucking roundabout just stopped it wasn't too bad actually it was okay we were quite lucky in that regard so yeah

Could have been a lot worse, but please pay attention to the road. If you notice you're in the wrong lane, just commit to it and correct it later on. Don't swerve across lanes or... Did you give her a beep? I did, I did bibbed her, yeah, bibbed her big time. But it's too late. But again, it was just like, eh, eh, eh, because I've got this little kind of egg car, so... Yeah, it was like chitty-chitty-bang, just...

Aw-huh. Yeah, it was, yeah. Is that your first accent? It actually is. That's the first collision I've been in with another driver. Me too. I've hit plenty of, like, pedestrians, so. Wow.

But I think everyone has, so it's okay. Cyclists are, like, I'll fucking mow those guys down all day. The old, was it, I don't want to say GTA, but some game where you're running over everyone, and it's just like blood on the windscreen, and it's just the window wipers. What game was that? Oh, Jesus.

I have no idea. That is no in the comments below. You hit people and blood comes up, and then your windscreen wipers come on. Yeah, yeah. It was an old, like, PlayStation One game, and you could run over a pedestrian. and it was just always like

the window wipers were on like taking the blood off the screen I remember when Matthew saw it was coming because I was quite young yeah I was a young Michael at the time right yeah yeah of course

I was just trying to perfect the laugh yeah yeah you worked on it from day one didn't you yeah it was it was it was actually no Michael yeah don't be playing those games now

you'll turn up to be a bad boy yeah look at me now I'm a good Michael you're really good you're one of the better Michael's that we've seen you're so neat

oh god there he goes again laughing You guys are just so funny I love being around you guys You make us feel great When you laugh like that It makes me feel great Rush of endorphins Feel like I could take on the Dave

You know Oh yeah Sees the Dave Yeah Carpe Dave Car crash DM Yeah That's what we had yesterday

Right We'll tell them We'll come clean Yeah Yeah guys What's up I have an apology to make Why what have you done Michael

I'm not Michael What? What? I'm Dave You're Dave It's Dave It's me You made me talk about

really sensitive Dave topics to you. I still think Dave likes you. What a betrayal of faith. Right there. But I wanted to say this because there was a tweet with some sort of Tuck Trophy. I think a cricket tournament was sponsored

by Tuck. I wanted to come up with something real smart and clever to say and I forgot all about it. Oh no. But you guys know me. My Twitter game is pretty damn shit. Are you sure? Yeah. I think it's one of the better twitters I've ever seen you posted it like once a month and when that tweet comes through and it's like

having a sandwich I'm like oh my god he's knocked out of the park again I've got notifications turned on for Dave just in case yeah me too push notifications yeah so apologies I did see it and it did give me a good old giggle yeah I probably will come back to it by it by the podcast goes out I'll come back just put like what the tuck or something that's good yeah I was thinking that but I was like do I want do I want to be defined by took don't get me wrong I love took. Yeah. Tuck and good.

Yeah. Why don't you say what the Rosemary Cracker? Yeah. I was thinking of these Yeah. What's another thing

that you like that people don't know about you? Because this is a real opportunity to explore this. Yeah, before Michael gets back from, Michael's walked out

the room and we had to get Dave in to take his place. That's what's happened here. Yeah. I'm going to break the fourth wall. That's what's happened. Fuck say. But before,

before Michael comes back to relieve you, just give us an extra fact. What's your favorite food ever? Oh, Oh, I'm surprised you don't know this. Maybe you might do.

I don't know. I fucking love pizza. Pizza. I mean, that's my favourite food too. What you should say then is reply to that tweet and say, I'd love a pizza this. And then people will be like, wow, that subverts all my expectations. What does that mean? See, I'm raging that.

I couldn't think of that. And even Peter said on earlier, and I was like, why didn't I fucking think of that? Even Peter. Even Peter, yeah. Like, you guys have your Halloween Twitter name. I'm like, last night, I was like, what, can I call myself? Ben doesn't, he doesn't agree with Halloween.

Fuck that. Most people do it. Yeah, I was looking at it. And then a lot of other guys cast. That's what I said. Yeah. I saw him, I saw Dave in the kitchen. Grave dying, that's good too.

Yeah, he said, uh, he said, uh, grave on Twitter. He said to me, hey, uh, Peter ghosting. I said, uh, yeah. And he said, uh, I need to think of wine. No, it was even less than, uh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm, sorry, sorry, Peter. Jesus.

Here, can I get you a drink? Yeah. We're not going to take any more drink orders from you. You've just given us a glimpse into your mind and where you work. And he said, I can't think of one. I said, Grave dying. Yeah. And he couldn't think that that's really good.

Grave Ryan. They're both good ones. I might have to change it. And I'll have to get back with your fantastic response. Yeah, please do. The took trophy. Also, it's not Halloween yet when we're recording just to sort of let people know. Oh, yeah.

So that's why we're still talking about that stuff. Yeah. So stop talking about it. No, no, it's fine. It's already been done. The damage has been done. So before you go, what's your pizza topping of choice? I want to know this.

Oh, oh. Talk. Is it tough? Lavender. There's a... Just sprigs of lavender. Rosemary. There's a lot, no.

There's a lot. Oh, yeah. But it's really, really fucking cool. Piled on. So you've got thick or thin base. Thick or thin base. Neither. Neither.

Neither are a neither kind of guy. That's a whole different question. I'm a neither kind of guy, I think. It depends. I just pick and choose, really. Yeah. Just go with whatever feels right at the time. You fucking mad bastard.

I know. I can't be contained. Right. So, I go for double decadence. Unbelievable. Double decadence. Oh, they stopped doing that, didn't they? Did they?

Yeah, because it's like a sandwich with a cheese in between. I was wondering. I've been trying to order it. I've never heard of this. Yeah, it's got like the garlic and herb dip, but cheesy, like in between the crusts. Have they actually stopped? Did you see something? Did you read something that said?

Well, I remember when they started it and I haven't seen it since. I've never seen it on the menu. Wait, what? It's been on there for years. I've been getting this since I'm like 15. Have you got it recently? What about in Bristol? So I tried to order one at home.

No, before I went home. So I was away recently. And I tried to order one before I went away and wasn't there. Came back last night. And I tried to order one again. Wasn't there. So I'm thinking you could be onto something. It might just have been discontinued in England, perhaps.

So it's base. I should try it at home next time. Yeah, have a little. Cheesy garlic and herb and then base again on top. Yeah, yeah. And there more cheese on top of that base. Well, I never had it. The usual Domino's toppings then.

So you've got your pizza sauce and you've got your cheese and then you get to your toppings. That's really fucking good, but it's heavy. It's like two pizzas. Yeah, I bet. Okay, so the mandatory question, you like Domino's. Yeah. Do you get diarrhea like we do?

That's only happened one time. Do you guys like a diarrhea from Domino? I think it's just the meat mainly on it. If you get a really meaty one, it's like it punishes you the next day. I mean, I think we, I don't know about you, Ben. I think we exaggerate and say Domino's gives you horrendous diarrhea. I mean, I just, it's more of it like, you just, you do a special domino's poo the next day. That's all you do. Have you ever watched that episode of Cell Park about Chipotle? Yeah. Yeah, well, you got to,

you got to, if you don't bleed afterwards then, you've not had Chipotle. Yeah. I actually had Chipotle last week. It's the best ever. Have you had it before? No, I don't think so. Oh, lads, lads, that's good. I've never even had a taco before. Really? Or a cassidia or any of that stuff. I've had a burrito, but that's about it. Oh, brittos are good, but you need to get, you need to get that stuff into sooner rather than later I'm judging you

so what goes on top of your double decadence then well double decadence is double jalapinos chilly flakes wow you like it spicy

he likes it hot yeah sorry it's all right you're just thinking getting choked up thinking about it yeah the what's it

the herbs the domino's herbs chicken sweet corn wow brace yourselves pineapple fucking hell

what is this monstrosity that you're you're creating spicy pineapple with herbs it's so good it's it goes on red onion fuck um either pepperoni or chorito chorito tritho tritho spitting all over mj's sock it's a dog you don't have to it's a dog spit all over his dog then yeah i think i think that's it but that's a shitload basically it's a that's a load really so when you go for it you go all out yeah oh yeah how much does that come take out a small

alone to do that. You know what, I'm so bad every time I order Domino's. Right now in Bristol at least anyway, they have if you spend 40 pound you get 40% off. Right, right. So it usually comes to around 24, 26 pounds. So you spend 40 pounds on your perfect pizza?

No, not just for pizza. I get the chicken kickers. Oh, of course. Well, you've got to. I agree. You're an absolute mug if you don't. Yeah. Two large dips to go off that. No, no, no. It's stuffed crust on what? On the pizza? Yeah. On the garlic pizza bread. Can you do that? I don't know. It doesn't even exist in the UK anymore.

Oh no, you're talking about double decadence. Am I? Yeah. Stuffed crust. Can you get stuffed crusts on a double decadence? I don't know. No, no. You can't get double decadence, I can't. That technology doesn't exist. It's like two thin crusts. Right. Yeah, just two thin ones with the liquid cheese in between. My girlfriend's told me about this before and I saw it, but at that point I wasn't very adventurous. I didn't even want the garlic and herb dip. And now I do.

I think what you should do is reply to that tweet about tucks and just reply with your complete pizza roll. order. Yeah. Like, just no context given, just anyway, so here's what I want. I think you should actually order one and take a screenshot of the receipt and just post that image. Next time you order that, please take a photo of the pizza. Oh, yeah.

Because it sounds like, it just sounds like a bin. It sounds like a bin. All the stuff that's left in a compost bin at the end of a cooking session. Making me hungry now. Yeah. You shouldn't be. That's the kind of thing that, like, Ben would, you know your thing about getting the KFC and just bathing in it.

A literal bucket of KFC, never-ending KFC. Yeah. You're mad, Dave. So that's what you'd go for on pizza? Yeah, I don't know, because I like the variety and just the taste. Like everything. I want a pizza that's going to satisfy and fill me up. I know, but like chili flakes and pineapple.

That's weird. But individually it all works. And sweet corn. Yeah. Because I like them all. So I'm not going to inhibit myself just because, oh, society says I can't have all of that on a pizza at once. Dave, quite frankly, you're a mad man.

Well, I think it's time you go. Yeah. Alright, bye guys I like Mikey back in Alright, see you Bye Dave Hi Michael, welcome back Hey, how's it going

How's it? How are we doing? Oh, not much It was just some idiot I really, yeah Don't worry about any Don't even worry about it Would you guys like another question? Yeah, go for it

So, the King in the North At Ryan Turner asks the one TV series That you started with the best of intentions But forgot to or chose not to finish What's her name? Oh, I thought of one the other day Oh fuck

This is hard The Marvel Netflix shows How many of them have you started Well I've watched Daredevil season one and two Which was great Jessica Jones season one which was great Luke Cage which was pretty all right The Iron Fist which I thought was dreadful

And then the defenders which I just totally lost interest in And then I haven't watched any of them since Luke Cage has just been cancelled So it's like, I just, I'll never go back to that series. There's too many of them. Also, Fargo, I can't keep up. Fargo, there was a season that's just going by. Westworld has just had a season.

I don't know when I'm going to watch all this stuff. I watched the first episode of Fargo. I quite enjoyed it, but I was like, I just, there's no draw here. There's three seasons of it now. I'm like, three seasons. I'm on Freeman, but. Oh, yeah, he's just in the first one. Is he?

Is he? Is a new cast every time? Oh, that's right, yeah. Yeah, it's like True Detective, which I also haven't seen. I watched the first season of True Detective. That's fucking amazing. but yeah, I never continued that. I think Arrested Development is one thing.

Oh, Arrested Development is so good. I watch maybe a season or something, and I was like, hmm, I feel no real draw to continue watching this. Because I was like, oh, new season coming out, you know, when it was first announced. I was like, oh, I may as well give it a go. And I'm like, no, nothing. Just wasn't doing anything for me, sadly. That's a shame.

It's good stuff. I recently, actually, I watched the Frankenstein Chronicles on Netflix, which is Scene Bean is in it. He's the lead. And I'd read about it and I thought it sounded like it might be a bit kind of almost at the level of Doctor Who or Merlin or something in that it's like family friendly. And so they can only sort of make it so kind of gritty. Yeah, grim. Anyway, I watched the first episode and it starts with like a corpse washing up on the Thames.

And it's like, it's graphic and I was like, oh shit, this is cool. this is like proper Gothic, it's set in like Victorian England. Is it a Frankenstein story? Well, so this is the other thing. I thought, oh, is it just a kind of reimagining of Frankenstein? It's actually meant to be set in, although it has sort of fantastical elements to it, it's meant to be set in theoretically the real world, and Mary Shelley is in it, and she's already written the book, and then basically someone is being inspired by her work to do, like, dirty deeds.

So I was like, oh, this is a lot better than I thought. It's not just Frankenstein, because that would be kind of dull. and it's grittier than I thought it was going to be so I watched the first season and it's basically just a one long season of a kind of crime sort of who done it trying to find out who is who is doing these corpses who's doing the corpses and you find out

in the last episode of the season and it's like okay cool but then it ends on like a crazy kind of cliffhanger and you're like oh fucking hell that's really weird where are they going to take it from here and then I watched season two episode one and I was like this is just

oh it's getting a bit pretentious because apparently the critical reception was really good to season one. I was so like well fuck it we can do what we want now and they they've just taken it a bit too deep and I'm like what is going on and I watched like one and a half episodes of the second season I was like oh fuck this

and like I really wanted to carry on to sort of find out how it ends because I got really invested in season one it was really good but it's just not keeping me it didn't keep me That's a shame. That's a real shame. It's going to quickly say,

Better Call Saul as well as another one for it. Oh, yeah, that's just stopped caring. Yeah, it's like, I've watched the first season. Yeah, this is good, but it's just not quite recapturing the magic of breaking bad. Yeah. I've been enjoying it, but I haven't watched any of the season that's on, maybe still currently. Yeah, I haven't watched any of it. There's a bunch that I've not even started that I'd like to watch.

You know, I really want to watch American Horror Story. That's varied, I think. I've watched quite a bit of American Horror Story. Because every season's kind of new, so it's... Yeah. It's never like a continuing thing. So it kind of goes up and down and up and down. Yeah, sure. It's worth a watch show. The first season's quite fun.

Yeah. Well, there we go. Who would like to do their thing? I have a thing. Oh, do your thing. Oh, boy. So it's not strictly a weird Wikipedia because it's news. It's a thing that has actually been reported by the Daily Mirror, so it must be true.

Just like it was on Wikipedia, so it must be true. Yes. Is the Daily Mirror a good one? No, not really. I mean, it's left-leaning, but it's not the... tabloids. Yeah, it's not the Daily Mail. No.

No. But it's not great. But it's not super reputable. But it's from an academic-ish kind of source. So it's probably sort of true. So I'm going to start, before reading the headline, I'm going to read the first couple of paragraphs. When it comes to having babies, it's the woman who has to do all the hard work.

That's fair. She's got to grow a human inside her for nine months. Push the infant out of her body. And then make milk to nourish the little one. I don't think it's a conscious decision to make. No, no. But, yeah. All while, her.

partner watches, it says. Yeah. I'll now read the headline. Okay. Dads may soon be able to breastfeed their newborn babies with first ever chest feeding kit. Excuse me? Chest feeding? Is that not just...

That's just a booby sack, isn't it? Yeah, those exist, don't they? Well, so, that's... But soon there may be a new way for the man to get more involved in the process, and it's all down to a kit created by a university student from London. And they're like a product design person, and there's a photo of the chest feeding kit, and there it is, and it's like a... It's like a boob that you stick on,

the man sticks on. Nice. And I'm thinking, can I, is this really a thing? Is this? I mean, I guess there's a sort of an interesting question.

I could ask you guys like, would you ever do it? Or do you think, uh, maybe it'll affect like the bonding process between fathers? Does that, would that affect the chemistry there? Because it's always the mothers

the breastfeed. Would it like, I don't think so. I think there's a lot to be said for making sure there's skin on skin contact as soon as possible. But breastfeeding wise, I don't think. It's a lovely,

it's a lovely nurturing thing to do, but I don't think it's essential. I don't think it would have a biochemical effect on the baby, but I think there's an association of obviously the baby feels good and comfortable, comforted when it's breastfeeding. On mother's bosom. And then it associates that with the person who's doing it. So it might be a good thing for fathers who worry about not maybe bonding as well with their child as the mother.

Slap a tit on. I mean, I will say, as someone who was breastfed exclusively by my mum, mother and not my father, that I don't have a preference of parents. No. No, but maybe, I think when kids are very young, sometimes they do have a more of a preference towards the mother, possibly. I think this may be creating a solution for a problem that doesn't really exist. I mean, I kind of agree. I mean, I get it because it's nice to, you know, help out, but just use a bottle. Yeah, but you could just use a bottle. But now, you may be able to tell by my cadence that there is more to this story. Please, please do tell.

it's insane so there's a photo of the boob that you put on but lower down it explains how the process works the kit the chest feeding kit

chest feeding that's good that's good instead of press feeding the kit is yet to be tested but contains a cocktail of hormones that the man would take while his partner is pregnant in order to quote grow milk ducts

wait what right so you're literally just taking what that's that's absurd wait wait wait i'm so confused so is it not a fake titty no it's not a fake titty i think that's part of it i think it what basically you you will um well i'll read on the the main hormone is progestin a form of the female sex hormone progesterone which helps to stimulate the production of milk producing glands i didn't realize men could do that well yeah they can um Men can... I've got nipples, Greg. Would you milk me?

Men can lactate sometimes without... Yeah, sometimes. Without intervention. I think if you have like a horse, certain hormones in your body, you can actually do a little bit of lactation. So this would be followed by a round of domperidone, which is often given to moms who are experiencing difficulties with breastfeeding, as it encourages the production of prolactin,

a hormone which tells the woman's body to produce milk. However, there is one major possible side of food. effect to taking female hormones, which is that the man could grow mobs. Yeah, of course. Of course that will happen. Up to a B cup until they stop taking the hormones. Yeah, of course. Like, that will, that's going to happen.

You're taking female hormones. Of course that's going to happen. Yeah, of course. So the kit, because it does look like, oh, it's just a boob that you put on and you put like maybe... Does it just enhance your burgeoning bosom? It kind of does. That's the point.

What's the fucking point of that then? So you pop it onto your nibus. and it allows the baby to, I think just, I think just mechanically, it's better to have that on than have the baby suck a flat nipple. But the men, literally, the idea is that within five years this product will be available, they'll be able to take a cocktail of female hormones, which may or may not give them mobs, probably will, and they will start to lactate. And milk will come out of their nipples, and a man will be able to pop a baby onto his nip

and give it a drink. Michael Johnson, would you do it? Probably, yeah. Peter Austin, would you do it? I wouldn't say no. I would not do it. Right. I don't want to take shit that fucks with the chemistry of my being.

Yeah, when I say I wouldn't say no, I guess I mean if my partner was like, look, I think it's, I really like the idea, I think it's important. I think it'll help you bomb with the baby. You can buy some nice new bras. Yeah, you could buy a nice bra. I would. I think this is mental. It also said in the article. I think there are so many prostheses already.

to help you do that. I'm actually feeling weird now I can imagine... The fact that you then put on a fake boob over your real boob is just like what? You could just do what people do already

which is that the mother you can get like pumps that the mother will put on their breast to get the milk out and then they can give that to the father or like stick it in the... I don't know if you put it in the fridge or whatever you do with it.

Oven, probably. Stick it in the oven. Whatever it is you do. Ready for like the midnight feeding and the man says oh yeah I'll go pop my fake boob on because that surely has the same effect. Like the baby

is as far as it knows, it's breastfeeding from the father. Babies are fucking stupid. They can't see. If you give them a rubber-nippled bottle, they're not going to know the difference. Yeah, babies... You already hold them there. It's not that you've sat them at a chair at the table and are sort of feeding them from a distance. That would be weird.

You're already cradling them like your breastfeeding. Babies only recognise people from their hair line for like the first six months because everything's super blurry. Maybe it's not six months. So do you have to wear a wig as well when you get in? Yeah, wear a wig that matches the mother. But yeah, all I'm saying is If my partner was like I think it's a really good idea

I think it's really important I would look into it Because the article does say Once you stop taking the hormones Your dick grows by seven sizes Yeah no your moves would go Apparently I think we're going to get flamed

Because And I get actually Like pregnancy as the article did say It takes a huge toll On the woman's body Of course It's nine months of carrying a baby Pushing out of there

Some damage can be done To that baby hole Oh yeah And we're like I don't want mobs Oh I see Yeah Well no I think

I think our argument is Is It's just whether it's What Mother Nature has designed For the past like So many Yeah Thousands, millions of years

I have every sympathy With Oh yeah With a mother giving birth It's like the thing Of like female birth control Really fucks with Like a lot of people

It can cause serious side effects And then the child Like birth control pills on men Like oh the side of are too much, but there was literally the exact same side effects that women go through. It's the side effects where essentially if the female contraceptive pill had been invented nowadays and tested, they would have said, no way, we can't give that to people. But just because it's old and it was okay back then.

Well, you've been doing it for years, but men, no, they can't have it. Yeah, because we're too delicate. I do. I do see that argument. I really do. But at the same time, if I have an option to not grow boobs, I'd rather not grow boobs. Bitch tits, Bob. Bitch tits, Ben. There you go. Yeah, I'd rather, I'd really rather not.

I'd worry what it would do to, yeah, just the side effects. You don't know what could possibly happen. I'd grow a vagina. You might, just on your face somewhere. Like, who knows what's going on? That's crazy, though. Like, there's various hormones that I don't think are included in this kit, but there's female hormones that are given to people who are going through transition

from one gender to the other. And that causes your penis to just shrink. and you know you stop growing hair or if you go the other way around and women take testosterone they start growing facial hair and stuff well this is what I don't like about this one is it started with

it hasn't been tested and it's built by a product design university students not chemists not biologist the boob but like the hormones they're just like yeah that one

probably that one maybe why not throwing a bit of that one I'm guessing she's consulted scientists but who knows I can see your point Michael I would yeah I would acknowledge that point and say that's not really the argument we're trying to make

but yeah it's not so much that we take an issue with the fact that that pregnancy and childbirth is immensely unfair it's that this is horribly thought through in almost every way it's just an awful idea it's just a really bad idea ultimately pregnancy and breastfeeding are

they've been designed very carefully over a process of millions upon millions of years by mother nature and people still die during it as well yeah it's far from perfect and I think any woman is entitled to all the intervention she wants and should be able to, if she wants, an epidural, should have one. Some people are really against shit like that.

They're saying, oh, no, she should just do it like totally naturally. Like, who the fuck are you? Probably men, right? Probably men. The old fashion where women died. Yeah, when you go give birth in the stables? She's been medical advances? No, fuck it.

Yeah, so in that respect, I think women should be able to have whatever they want to make it better for them. But, you know, I also think that doing, things that have not been tried and tested by millions of years of evolution to a man's nipple is we don't know what's going to happen. When he's not looking to transition, you know, to transition.

Sure. God, I want to try these pills now. You do? Well, if, can we do a video on it? Yeah. Okay, well, that's fine then. Just, like, I'll overdose. I'll take like a month's worth of pills and a day and to ever just develop the meanest tick. Immediately. Yeah. We'll see if it happens immediately. Can you just say, just so we've got the, it's always sunny thing

just set up, just say, well, as long as as I can't be milked. Can you just say that for me? Well, as long as I can't be milked. Awesome. And then that's perfect for the videos. Yes. So when it does eventually happen.

Yeah. We milk Michael. Anyway. Well, Peter, what a thing. It was a thing. It got so much. Like I say, I came in thinking, this is okay. I guess I'll ask them what they think of putting a boob on.

And then I was like, fuck, as I read on, there are hormones involved. God. Yeah. It stimulated some pretty deep conversation there. Yeah. Hopefully we haven't upset any. I hope, I don't think we've, we've, we've said anything that we're, think we were fairly respectful. Yeah, we've tried to, we twided well. Do we have questions? Yeah, absolutely. We've got

another question that will link us straight into Mikey's thing. Oh shit. What is everybody's favorite band slash best band you've ever seen live? Oh God. Oh, favorite band is so hard. For years, literally years I've been thinking, like music is something I found so hard to pin down. I've got bands I like, but I'm just very esoteric and all over the place in my music. Yeah. I got very eclectic tastes as well. I like metal. I like some rap. Jack Johnson is one of my favorite.

Artists, even though all of his... Literally all of his music sounds the same. I saw him at the O2 in London. That was awesome. Yeah. I like Fida. I've been to see Fida a few times as well. Recently I want to see Kera Carabonito live.

That was a really fun gig. Because, like, them live is completely different to the produced music because produced like in studio or like electronic beeps and boops and everything but live they bring along a whole band and basically just re-perform the songs like live like guitars and drums and shit

is really fun. That's awesome. Plus it was like 50 people in the venue so it was tiny and so it was like very nice personal thing and on a lead singer's keyboard she had a parrot and she pressed the button spoke into and then it repeated back the lines oh that's amazing

it was really good I've seen her death grips as well live but that was like that was one of the most intense gigs they've ever had. That was at the Brickson Academy which was a really nice venue but sadly I think they kind of fucked up the sound set up because all I could hear was like it was bass

I mean that's because I was on the front row pretty much like getting beaten up by sweaty men, topless men just trying to stand up and when I left oh my God that's the sweatiest I've ever been like clothes drenched like black t-shirt as like I could squeeze it, sweat would come out

face covered hair just sodden and flat That was a fun gig though I like that Sounds great I went to the bar Just as my favourite song came on It was great

I've never been to Something that would come Under the exact definition Of To see our band Well hang on What about You know

Old Deborah from down the road In your Yorkshire Village Yeah She played at the fate Didn't she Oh yeah I've probably seen She played the lute

Didn't she The green sleeves And there was Derek With his with his Pipe Piper You know The Pied Piper you say that there was actually a man who lived across the road called Derek who was in a band

I believe you yeah that's actually actually it's Yorkshire of course it's true yeah no I have been I've seen uh I've I've been to Leedsfest where there are obviously just several bands um but I've not been to our band doing just their own music but I have seen I saw Tim Minchin in concert but he's not a band he's a one person um who would you like to see live um you see I see I don't really have any strong attachment to, like, any specific band. You like Electro Swing, right? Well, that's the thing. And that's, like, I think Electro Swing is kind of very inconsistent.

It's almost really, it comes down to the sample from the 1920s that they took. You know, I would arguably have a better time at a concert of 1920s artists or something. But, yeah, like, I like Electro Swing. I like, yeah, I have a big mixture. Like, I like a bit of rap. So it's hard to nail down, like, oh, I won't see this artist because, A, they'd probably don't hear, be they'd probably never come near you yeah exactly um yeah i'm more like a a genre person i would go and see like a bunch of electric swing guys or a bunch of i don't know um me and my girlfriend made a

we had a our birthdays are like five days apart and a couple of years ago we had a 90s themed party and everyone had to come in like denim and like denim fresh prints big baggy trousers and stuff like that yeah and we made a playlist of like 200 songs from the 90s and since then I quite often listen to it on Spotify so I would go to like a 90s concert as well but yeah there's no I don't really have any specific background I'd love to see Neil Siseriga live

Oh yeah I'm doing the great Lemon party stuff Not lemon party Oh shit Lemon demon demon demon demon demon I kind of like the Gougu dolls actually which is kind of an out there

Or an unexpected probably answer I must admit I'm not a huge fan of going to live gigs No and stuff. I find it crowded, loud, uncomfortable. And the idea of a, what's it called, a festival is just something that turns me off completely. I really don't. It just doesn't sound like fun to me. I'd personally much prefer to just either see someone play live on the TV or just listen to their music as they recorded it. I never went to another festival after Leeds Fest. I had a good time. I was with my friends and it was just after, or it was halfway through

uni I think so it was the right time to go but I didn't think like this was the best thing ever I'm gonna come again but Green Day were there and Green Day were really good so out of like everyone who I have seen live either at the festival or Tim Minchin I would say like the best experience was Green Day yeah carlie Red Jepson is amazing as well I want to see Pitbull live of course you do mr worldwide yeah oh god I just imagine I'm sent to a Walmart near you yeah the Adasden bedminster mr worldwide at Asda. Yeah, boy.

I just think I... You saw Fat Man Scoop, didn't you? Oh, yeah, he did, like... He does, like, a freshest tear every year where it goes around universities, and he was so fun live. And we queue... I think I don't know if I told the story before,

but we queued up... Yeah, but anyway, I'll just do a quick rendition. You've got a photo with him, right? Yeah, we queued up for, like, matching more than that, like, 20 minutes after the show. Like, everyone, hey, come and get your photo with Fat Man scoop. And it's like, great.

And then there was a guy going along the lines. Like, right, so before you meet Fat Man, you've got to open up Instagram, follow him on Instagram show him that you've like folded him on Instagram then you can get your photo and then he takes the photo and posts it and hashtags it for you I was like all right cool that's amazing well I want the photos I'm not going to say no

that's a level of weird control it was very much hey I'm doing this for publicity I'm getting that publicity follow me and share did you unfollow him afterwards no he's funny see I would have resented that instruction even if it was a good account I would be like now fuck this guy he does like occasional live streams on Instagram and they're just very cringy and he's spouting opinions about things.

He's not really qualified to have opinions about, like politics and things. Cool. I respect. You can talk about it, but God, you just got some awful opinions scoop. Yeah. It turns out you're a bit of a shit, fat man. You're a bit of a shit. Fat man poop. Very nice.

Very good. Michael. Hello. What are you got for us? Childhood toys. Oh, boy. As a wee nip. That's a racial term.

Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it a racial? Which one, who are we offending now? Nipper is okay.

A nip is short for nipple. Yeah, it is. We're offending people with nipples. As we nippers. I was going to say we nipples. As we nipples. What was your favorite toy? Was it a console?

I prefer physical toys than console. Yeah, let's leave out consoles here. I had the animated series Batman figure that was like a foot tall. And I've still got it. And I bought another one later on from eBay that was still in its package. The back thing has been beaten to ship but it's still in its box and it's like

it's about a foot tall he's plastic you can twist his waist around so you can sort of position him a bit he's got arms that go up and down he's not too maneuverable but he's got like a

some sort of bat gun that slides into his hand he had Batman well known for using guns of course yeah really well known he has a button on his back that you can press and if you put batteries in

his little chest symbol and eyes light up and that was like I used to take that with me to places and I fucking loved that toy. I've still got it on display in my flat. I think I liked buildy things or things where I could like kind of fuck around with it and make it my own. Like Lego was, of course, a big thing. But I've got a question about Lego.

Did you happen to have like a big Lego bucket as well? Because in our house we just had like a big box of Lego that could go through, sort out and get stuff from. Did you have that as well? Yeah. I don't know if I had the officially branded Lego bucket, but I certainly had a plastic storage container Full of stuff. Most of it was mega blocks. But where did that come from?

Because I never remember my parents buying Lego. I don't know if the... Because who buys Lego? It always shows up, doesn't it? Some of it was my dad's old Lego. Oh, really? So some of the blocks were like really shitty colours.

I think mine might be... A lot of my toys were my dad's. I had Captain Scarlett and Thunderbirds toys and stuff from the 60s, like die-cast metal ones. Nice, yeah. So yeah, I think it may have come from my dad. Because we had a mixture of stuff. As a kid, it was just always like,

oh, just get the... the box of Lego down. It always just shows up, doesn't it? Yeah, because everyone's got one. Buying Lego is expensive. So, like, because, yeah, we went to a car boot sale a couple years ago, and a guy was going around every store saying, hey, you got any Lego at home, got any Lego at home,

like, looking for those boxes. Because obviously now, if you package it all up, get all the parts together, label it, you can sell that shit for a shit ton of money. So I thought, hopefully my Lego is still around because I want it, I want it, I want it. But a Playmobile was a big favourite of mine as well. That was one of the more costly things. It was like, ooh, German fancy.

Oh, yeah. I had like a house, like a guest house kind of thing in some cars and I used to make animations with them as a kid nice animate them like as a little village It's cute

I had I mean the one that springs I don't know if it was really my favourite toy but something that certainly left a lasting impression on me was I had an action man that he had this cool outfit on it was like cool jacket

and he was on a sled which had like a wolf slash husky pulling it I remember the adverts for that one It was really big, and the sled thing had like a big satellite dish on it that was for, like, I don't know, tracking Professor X or whatever he was called. And the wolf had a button on its collar that if you pressed it, it would either make like a beepy noise, which is meant to be the satellite thing going off, or it would do this howl that was like really badass, I thought at the time. It was like, it wasn't that stock. This is sick.

It wasn't the stock wolf howl that you normally get. It was like a really aggressive, like, wolfhawls. with like some reverb on it like it was echoing around the glacial but better than that I think this was the same action man but if not I took this action man and put him on the sled because I have a couple of them

and you had this little thing with an aerial on top that looked like it could be a walkie talkie but it had a record button on it and you could press the record button and say something and then when you press the play button it comes out of the action man Oh my I am action man

hit me raw Exactly. Oh, fuck. And I played with that shit so much. Boobies. Boobos. Yeah. Boobies.

That's what it would sound like. I thought it was this, but I just wanted to check anyway. Action Man is a licensed copy of Hasbro's American movable fighting man, G.I. Joe. Yeah, yeah. So it's like how G.I. Joe is localized to the UK. Yeah, I guess we don't have GIs. We don't. We have an action man.

And he just did everything. Like, it was just one guy and he would do everything and he had like this square jaw. Yeah, he had like a scar on his cheek. He had a scar on his cheek and he had Dave's hair.

Yeah, he did. His NEMSBA did. The adverts like just like had like a big mountain range and the kid just going ch, chich, chich, like making Action Man games as well. The ads were so good though

because they always had this like amazing terrain to play with the toys on. All of the toys they still do. I remember I had a Spider-Man car because of course remember Spider-Man has a spider card. Yeah, that's what he's known for. And it was like this four-by-four thing with a roll cage on it and stuff. And in primary school, we had this small hill, which was a mountain to me at that time. And it had like loads of exposed dirt and

stuff, and it looked sort of, sort of like that in like a cliffside in microcosm. So I'd like drive the car around it at lunchtime and stuff with my little Spider-Man in it and things. Oh, adorable. Superhero toys were, I love those. I've got still got so many Batman. like small Batman figures around like different styles like Batman in a blue outfit for some reason Batman in scuba gear

all sorts of weird shit I also had a couple of we had this big fort I don't know where it came from but it wasn't like all plastic and kind of like toys are us it was like almost kind of realistic looking it was like all stone and like stained

Was it made out of wood? It may have been Because my grandparents had a very similar thing to that But it looked like really good Like, it could almost be on like a little diorama, like a, like on a professional train set kind of thing. Yeah, in a museum. It was that kind of thing. And we also had this big farm that was really cool that had like a load of barns and fields and shit.

And it was all this one giant piece that you were put on the floor. Like one of those road map. Yeah, yeah. And then I had this giant box full of toy animals. Like, that's what probably I had more toy animals than anything else. So I played a lot with that as well. And they'll go in the farm. Yeah.

It'd be fun just having like soldiers running around. Oh yeah, we would, like, properly, like, do, you know, there'd be, like, serious storylines going on. Oh, yeah, big ties. Like the archers with more guns. Yeah. Because everyone in their mum's packing heat round here. Yeah.

Well, I just want to quickly add in, probably not quickly, but I think the most important toy I ever received was a digital blue webcam, which was, like, it was in your six in school, which would be, like, 2005. We had, like, extracurricular,

hey, we're buying in, like, 10 of these cameras so you can go off and make films and do something fun and educational. And in that software package, there was a stop motion feature. Right. So, like, I played, I, well, I say played that. I worked with that in school.

It was like, oh, my God, this is the best thing ever. I want this. So for Christmas, I got a digital blue camera. Oh, yeah. And I remember just Christmas morning waking up, putting in the batteries for the camera and plugging the USB, it's not working. It's not working. And I just cried.

Oh, no. I think we were waiting months excited for this. It was like, fuck, this is the best thing I've ever had. So it was just broken? I put the battery in the wrong way. My brother had to look. They went, yeah, you put the battery in. Oh, thank God.

And I think I used that thing for, like, two years, making films and videos and stuff. Because the software was really cool, I had like soundtrack and effects and guys. My kick's starting to the world of video. That's what set you on the way. It's a real shame I didn't keep many of the videos I made because it literally every night I'd go home,

like running from school and make a video. Oh. Yeah, but sadly, I just backed it all up on the... Well, if I backed it up, it was on a CD, which probably got put in the bin at some point. That's a shame. Yeah. I've got one or two files lying around, but the rest of it's gone.

Classic stuff. Everybody remembers the Christmas as well where they got a console. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was my big one. I got a PS2 with Tech and Tag tournament on it.

Nice. Yeah. But I remember a couple of Christmases later, I'd asked for Boulder's Gate Dark Alliance on PS2. It was like a top-down RPG. It's really cool. My uncle had already had it, and I was like, I want a copy of this.

And my parents, who listened to this podcast and they'll be appalled to hear this, they were out one day. I was alone in the house. and I went hunting around the house and I found this copy of Boulder's Gate and not only did I find it

but I knew they were out for an hour and a half so I went and played it and thought this is the best thing ever I can't wait until Christmas when I can play this properly and then I put it back in the hiding place I'm so sorry mum and dad I've never told you that before

I'm a bad boy I didn't deserve it you did you did deserve you're a good boy Peter oh thank you you're a good boy you deserve all the nice things that you get I didn't take it out and play with it It sounds like this sentence is going somewhere else But I also peaked Yeah

Two years ago Two years ago Oh no way You should know better I should know better I asked for Pokemon Sun on 3DS And I really wanted to play it And I really wanted to play it on Christmas Day

Right So I hunted around the present pile Yeah and I found what felt like a 3DS box So it was wrapped Oh yeah But I wanted to make sure that it was like One of the next presents

Because we go round like one of the time I just wanted to ensure that like I got that sooner rather than later Just so I could start playing it Oh my god So this was on Christmas Day It was on Christmas Day So you peaked so that you knew that you would get it soon But there's a fully grown adult

Yeah it's like USB Pokemon Who pays tech Yeah I want my Pokemon soon please So I can say I can play it in the same room I don't have to go anywhere Yeah I just want it soon. See, I was only 11, I think.

Yeah, mine's more inexcusable. Yeah. You're just awful. I just, I wanted to make you feel better. Thank you. Do you feel better? I feel much better. Good, I feel worse.

My parents now hate you, not me. That's okay. Join the, join the queue. I'll fight you all. I'll fight everyone. Do it. Michael, thank you. That's all right.

We've got one last question. Let's quickly go through it. This is from board game solutions at Bags4Dice on Twitter. It's a number four. You're in Greggs. You have five pounds. Oh. You get a lot.

What do you get? You can get a lot. I'll tell you what I get. Not that I would ever get this all in one go, ever. Pre-vegan. Tell us your old order. But if I had to spend it all, I would get sausage roll. Yeah.

Bacon and cheese twisty thing. Twist. Twist. And a fucking empire biscuit. You love the Empire Biscuit. See, I discovered them by accident. I was in a Gregs once. In for a gingerbread man, because they do really good gingerbread.

Before you continue, our Empire Biscuits ones are jamming them. Yeah, they're like shortbread with jam. And they have a glass-lay cherry on top, which I take off, because I don't want it. Thank you very much. But I was in Greg's once, in there for a gingerbread man, because their gingerbread is soft, as gingerbread should be. Yes. It's not a fucking ginger brick. No, exactly.

Yeah, it's soft. It should be like bread. I'm sorry now that when you and your other half used to come and visit me in Newcastle, and we had play dates and stuff. Yeah. I would sometimes buy you gingerbread, and it was always hard as a bread. Was it? Yeah, did you hate me for it? Do you mean those tubs of like those mini men?

Those are quite nice though. You're sure? When you put those in your mouth, they... You're sure, I feel bad now. No, no. Ben's got his arms crossed. I buy those. Those tubs of like little ones that are like little...

They're about as big as, well, a couple of inches, right? Well, your house. Yeah, as big as my house. Those are nice. I buy those sometimes. All right. I don't need to feel bad about it. Okay, if you're sure.

Anyway, it went in for a gingerbread. Yeah. You had a busy day. Oh, yeah. You needed a massive pick me up. I needed a massive pick-me-up. Most people go for a drink. I go for a gingerbread from that.

They didn't have any. They didn't have fucking anything. And they had this one thing that looked a bit weird. It was called an Empire biscuit, shortbread with jamming it. I was like, is that jam going to be a bit much? Anyway, I thought. What does that even mean?

I don't know, just a bit tangy. I'm quite happy with short... Like tart, kind of like, sometimes fruit can be really... I'm quite happy with shortbread just on its own, thank you very much. So that's, you know, but I was like, okay, well, I'll get this. We'll see where this goes. Fuck hell. It was so good.

change your life? It's chewy. Yeah, I now get that whenever I'm in Greggs they have them. They don't have them in all the Greggs, but they're not. That's what I'd get. Yeah. Believe it or not, I was never the biggest sausage roll fan from Greggs or a pasty fan from Greggs. I think I used to occasionally get like a steak bake or something, but I was never like

fanatical about them. Yeah. And the sausage rolls, I just can't do. Cooplins do much better sausage rolls than Gregs. Yeah, that's the thing like the Gregs. I've never been in a couplains. Oh, it's quite nice, actually. It is just like eccentric Greggs? Is it? Just fucking, we're doing pizza in here today, boys. But, like, yeah, Greg sausage rolls for me are too crispy and too dry.

Because I was, like, just cold sausage rolls from, like, Morrison's, or Rasta or something. It's like a nice, soft, doughy exterior. I don't like the crispiness. I like a cold. Yeah. That was always my preference. But, um, so my usual order in Greg's was a tuna stottie. Oh.

Stotties are just the most wonderful invention ever, big, round, fluffy bit of bread, stuff with tuna. Um, um. Spikey Mikey is a sweet which is a starfish covered in chocolate A chocolate starfish Yeah nice And they've got I don't know if I'm talking about

I don't know I'm talking about An Empire biscuit But they've got some biscuit It's like essentially a jammy dodger Yeah with a big heart Yeah It's probably basically the same thing But it's different yeah

But like that's that was such a good biscuit as well And yeah I don't think I wasn't ever a fan of the donuts The donuts I couldn't get down with Yum yums I think I've tried once It wasn't a world change Someone brought them to the office

Yeah Yeah, I think just stottie in biscuits. Not wrong with that. Chicken bake. It's my favourite. I think it's amazing and delicious, and I don't know what's in the creamy filling, but it doesn't taste like chicken.

That's the bake, isn't it? That's the bake bit. It just tastes fucking nice. Just liquid chicken. I love it. I think it's absolutely delicious. I've never had one. That's just my thing of choice.

I really like their sausage rolls. Yeah. I've never had any sweet things from there. Oh, you've got to try. Really? More of a savoury guy Yeah But because of course it is

And because Newcastle is just a wonderful place Gregs is on Uber Eats Oh yes So you can order Gregs to your house And there's a Greggs that's open till 3 a. There is with a dormant Yeah Dorman is the right word

Bouncer is apparently a derogatory term Is it? Is it? Because you have to get like a... Apparently anyone can be a bouncer But to be a dormant You have to get a proper qualification And they've got their armband

And things All right My friend I got told off ones Fuck Anyway, that's how I learn is when I get beaten up. He bansed you. I did once do a massive order of breggs.

I just got, like, loads of sausage rolls. It was amazing. A man struggled around with it on a moped, just brought out this paper bag filled with pastry and shame. It was just this, you talk about a heavy takeaway. Oh, that was a heavy takeaway right there. Just pure metric ton of chicken bake sauce.

put it down while he waited for you to come and open the door. Yeah, poor guy. I know, it sounds like a real struggle. I did want to see the bouncer slash doorman. I don't know if he was an R band or not. Chase a man out of that Greg's about 11 o'clock at night. It was really busy in Newcastle. Everyone's out for their drinks.

I was walking up the street. And as we passed, there was a bit of commotion. And we turned around. And he was sprinting after someone down the street. And I think he caught him as well. I think he, like, tackled him to the floor. You stole the sausage. Yeah, what's this guy stealing?

What's, is that... Sorry, the doorman would be more just to keep the rabble in line. Well, yeah, that's what I thought, but he was actually chasing a thief, apparently. I suppose they do give you the food before they ask for the money. Yeah. Or put it on the counter anyway. They should say, right, that'll be 80p. Yeah.

You take the money and then you give them the sausage roll. Trunk people can't be trusted. You've got to be pretty desperate to steal. Well, there are things on their shelf as well, on the front aren't there, like, drinks and stuff. Nice bread. They do nice bread and Gregson. Yeah. Incredible.

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Don't really know what that is. YouTube certainly doesn't seem to have one. So fuck it. And that's all. That's what we got. We've got a question. We've got a question for the end. Oh, shit.

What would you order from Greg's? Yeah. What's your favorite Greg's item? Those of you in America, Google Greggs. Yeah, there's probably a menu online. Yeah, there will be. A menuie. Menue.

Fantastic. Get a piety. Thank you for a bad American accent. Sorry? A piaasty. A pia. A sausage roll. Yeah.

A spiky Mikey. You remember when they, I think, some American newspaper were like shouting about this amazing new thing that they'd just started selling in New York. It was like, it's sausage meat, but it's wrapped in paste. Street and everyone was like, that's a fucking, what's a sausage roll? What are you talking about? Like it's some crazy, crazy things. Remember when Greg's got blasted for replacing the baby Jesus with a sausage roll in an advert once? That's fucking brilliant, though. If you can't laugh at that, then what's wrong with you? It's funny. If you say sausage roll backwards phonetically, or is it

either way around. Oh, yeah, if you say Jesus backwards, it's sausage. Sossage. Sossage. Jesus law. sausage roll Yeah Oh there we go Perfect Gentlemen, thank you

Bye bye Bye bye We'll be back next week With another potty It's until then though Stay sexy Yeah And we'll speak to you

And free Do it Sexy and free Bye Bye Bye Oh my god It's better than Jesus

Law Sausage roll back was Lord Jesus The little Lord Jesus Anyway Anyway That's it

Bye Bye Thank you. Thank you. I. Thank you.