Podiots - Podiots: Episode 21 - Honey Linears

Episode Date: November 20, 2018

Mikey's talking dream pets, Peter's totally over all of his horrible high school teachers, and somebody did a wee in Ben's hotel bed. Buy yourself some Vidiots merch: https://yogsca.st/VidiotsMerch Twitch: Twitch.tv/vidiotsofficial YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/vidiotsofficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/VidiotsOfficial Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vidiotsofficial Discord:  http://bit.ly/VidiotsDiscord Follow the gang on Twitter: Ben: @Confused_Dude Peter: @ThatPeterAustin Michael: @ParrotBoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or sitting with our moms while they were doing their makeup and it became really personal for us. Maybe it's Maple Lane. Maybe it's Maple Lane. Psh, psh, psh, bha, da-da-da-dun. Saying, ooh-e, ooh-a-a-a-ting-tang, oh-a-a-a-a-tting-tang, what I want a big bad.

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I think there were two or three Rugrats movies. There was like, there was Rugrats in Paris. I think it was a film, wasn't it? Yeah, that was, yeah. Didn't it come on an orange VHS? I'm not sure. But then there was also the one where there was like the Reptar car thing that they drove into the woods. I think I watched that one. They got like lost.

Yeah, they get lost and then they bump into They bump into Nigel. No, that's a different one, though, because I've not seen the one with the crossover. Could you lower your microphone a bit? I think you're talking into the... Just like, yeah, get that middle bit and just loosen it and swing it down a bit.

Grab it by the shaft and get it twist. You just dumps the entire contents of your microphone stand on your lap. Whoops. Are you okay? That's not. Are you all right? Lefty Lucy.

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you can do it we'll start as soon as you're ready yeah okay don't forget to pick up your pup shield off the floor yeah I've got it yeah you got him

yeah I know just slide that boy on yeah that's it all the way in oh that's good sound that's smooth smooth up a rail

anyway no that was a different film yeah I thought okay yeah okay we ready to start yeah we are Hello everybody and welcome to Podiats, the official podcast of The Vidiates.

Still. I suppose I should really say YouTube Channel, I should know, it's just Vidiots. It's the Vidiots podcast, Podiots. It still gets uploaded to the YouTube channel. I suppose. We can still say that, right? That'll just be an in joke for people who are here at the before times. I'm getting a telephone call right now. That's good. Are you really?

Is it your dad again? He called you last? time. Hello. Yep. Yep. How you doing, Peter? You're right?

Okay, yeah, give me one second. Okay. Yep. It's the delivery driver. Claudia accent to use my account, so I'm in charge. You mean you've been charged? Yeah. But where's he gone to?

Oh, you're just calling Claudia. Yeah. Sorry, guys. No, it's fine. We'll let you do this first. It's important. No, this is a, it's a burger and doughnuts. Oh, what a combination.

Very good combination. Okay. Sorry, I'm really sorry, guys. No, no, it's fine, it's all right. This happens sometimes. Peter's on his phone now as well. I'll just look for a thing while. It's a conversational podcast.

It's a podcast where we're actually doing this. Where we obey the rules of the three us. I'm really sorry. Where everybody brings a thing. Claudia Anza. To talk about. We've got some questions from you guys as well. Yeah.

And this is now a weekly podcast, as you may have heard. I would like to start a podcast off by just saying that... Claudia? That merchandise is now available. Yeah. It's really good stuff. We've got hoodies. We've got a new t-shirt.

That's how you can support us by finding the merchie that. She's answered the phone, but it's just... It just gets worse and worse. The Vs 1 shirts back in stock as well. If you want the VS1 shirt, that's fine. Yeah, it used to be an exclusive t-shirt, but it's now available all the time. So that also works. The delivery guys here.

Hello? Shout. Well, we're going to kick it off with a question. What the fuck? From Tom Carey at AFC 17 Carey. Tony, you've answered the board, but you're not talking. What's the most expensive item of clothing you've ever bought? Now, I don't know about you guys, but for me personally, it's probably a suit.

Right, yeah, me too. There's people talking in the background. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hi. Did you get your food away? okay. Yeah, I think he's outside. Yeah, he is. Sorry, you're on the podcast right now as well. Bye, bye, bye. Why did she answer for a minute?

I think he's outside. He is, he is. It's a conversational podcast. Yes, well, we basically obey the rules of the three us, where everybody brings a thing along to talk about. My name is Ben. My name's Peter. My name's Michael. And we've got some questions. We've also got some are things, obviously, to bring along too. I would like to start off by saying that merch is now available, please go and buy it. It would really appreciate it. Make yourself look swaggy for your daddy.

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That's the biggest political motivator in Africa, I didn't you? You knew that. Buying AK-47 If you have enough of them Then you win Oh, I see That's how it works Right

Sick Something that we're looking to employ as well But you know We just don't have enough AKs currently Well, we'll get there We'll get there It's a slow process With your help

With your help we will of course Right first question is from Tom Carey At AFC 17 Carey what is the most expensive Item of clothing you've ever bought Ooh I don't spend money on clothes I'm wearing jeans with holes in the crotch

And my shoes have holes in Yeah My most expensive item of clothing are my Com de Garcin, Converse. How much were they? The Hart's ones, I think $110 pound. Whoa. For Converse as well, it's a bit of a rip-off, but I really like the design. Yeah, I've never, I don't think I've ever spent more than like 100 quid on an item of clothing.

I, as you were saying before, Ben, probably just like a suit at some point. Yeah. Or like, I bought a suit a few months ago as like 150 quid odd, like 200 quid. But even that's on sort of the cheaper end for a suit. Yeah, like a suit, that's normal. I think I've like occasionally spent like upwards of 50 quid on shoes, on like on a pair of very good shoes. I guess the most commonly expensive item is a coat, I guess. Yeah, that's true.

A good court could be like upwards of hundred quid. Yeah. Or if you're a fancy bastard, get like a Montclair for like 600 quid. That's mental. Yeah. No, I don't tend to generally spend much money on clothes, especially because most of my clothes I ask for for Christmas and birthday presents because I don't even care about. choosing anything. You probably know better than I do.

Just buy me a t-shirt if you like for my birthday and then I get loads from family members and stuff. Saying that, I spent that money on shoes. But I've been wearing the same underpants and socks about two years now. I just kind of refuse to buy any because it feels like such a boring expensive. That's what I'm hoping for this year. I need to tell my parents because last year I was silently hoping they get me some in.

They got me like one. That's something that's so good. As adult Christmas. You just make a list of boring things you need. get them. Yeah, it's great. Because like when you're a kid, you think, why, like, that's so depressing that, like, dad has got socks for, for Christmas. I was so excited to get these socks and post some tat, like these odd ones. They still wear them. They're great. As an adult, these things cost money and they're fucking boring. Like, you don't want to be spending your money on a spoon,

a single spoon. Yeah. And, like, we buy the fun shit when, when we can afford it, and we just delay the buying of important shit that we need until other people can pay for it for us. Exactly. I remember when I was at university. and I was the last person in my shared house at the end of the school year and we'd run out of gas because we had like a little top-up thing so I couldn't use the oven

and I really wanted some fish fingers so I cooked them in a cheese toastie maker and that worked from frozen it cooked them real good where's this connection but that's the kind of thing what's this got to do with soft that's the kind of boring adult stuff that you can avoid doing

when you really want to spend money on pizza and video games Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you can just put your fish fingers in a toasty maker. Did it work? Oh yeah, beat up. Okay, good. It was great. I might bear that in mind.

Best sandwiches I've ever had. But you won't because you can't, you're not allowed fish anymore. But if you could, then you could. So that's the most expensive item of clothing Ben has bought. Yes. A cheese toasty maker with fish fingers in it. I have so many holes in my underpants and socks. It's bad.

Yeah, I get told off. Got a little dingle hole. My loved ones for continue. continue, like continuing to wear things, especially when, like, I don't actually like having holes in socks, but what I don't care about is when there's still that complete mesh. Oh, those are bad, Michael. Yeah, see, like that. Thread bare.

They do have holes in, like. Oh, there's one. Yeah. But, like, when. I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, it's all floppy. Sorry, I'll put my socks back on. But when, like, the sort of the fluff, like, the thread and the fluff wears away, but there's

still that sort of mesh left over that is completely intact. I still wear that. Like, you know, that's not a whole. hole that's just very thin yeah sure it's soon to be a hole yeah it will be a hole as soon as it becomes a hole then it's an issue yeah like until then that's good you got a sock going right there for yeah look in world war two that's what they would have been doing they would have been painting gravy onto their legs and that's what they used to do really don't know about this no I don't know about this no I used to paint their legs with gravy granules instead of because

like how do you paint with gravy granules well like they would mix gravy granules I think it was gravy it was probably like browning sauce or something oh fuck off I threw that away I don't won it in my floor. No, I bet. But because there was like a shortage on certain materials because of like making parachutes and shit, a lot of women went out, went without stockings, which was a little bit like, oh, you shouldn't be without stockings. So they would essentially paint their legs brownish. So they looked like they had stockings on. Interesting. Would it not stain their skin? No, I don't think so. It would just wash off. In fact, I don't think they even painted the whole leg. I think they did a thin line up the back of their leg where the seam of the stocking would have been.

What the fuck? Interesting. Something like that. I don't really know the full thing. That's weird. Paint me in gravy. That's how I want to die. So my skin can't breathe.

I want to suffocate in gravy. Like in Goldfinger, but with gravy. But with gravy finger. Who was in Goldfinger? Who was the actor that was playing Bond at the time? It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't.

Yeah. Penis Borsnan. Yeah. Is there a gravy pun to do with Sean Connery? no we'll come back to it next question this is from jim the the one of emmy it's a one word it's difficult to know one of emmy what the different words are yeah make me one with emmy yeah but then it's at jim the one of many so i'm not really sure right not really sure what's going on me for those of us who were not watching until after you left name redundant can

you tell us how Billy came to be? Yes. We were playing Disney Sing It. Singit. Singit. Yes. Which I had been hoping was going to feature songs such as Under the Sea or Be Prepared from the Lion King. No.

Unfortunately, it was Disney Channel, which was mostly high school musical and Hannah Montaner. Yeah. So we were scrolling through the songs. And there was one Billy Ray Cyrus song. It wasn't actually breaking. No, it wasn't actually breaky heart, though. It was something about like he was kind of like letting go of his daughter, like letting her, you know. Be it blossom into a vibrant young woman. A beautiful swan, yeah. And as it sort of played this music video of him sitting on a chair with his guitar. And I said, God, he just looks like if he's not been involved in a scandal yet, then there's going to be one eventually. He's in scandal pending. Then later on in the video, we started talking about that again. And Ben out of nowhere goes, yeah, look at him, he's the kind of guy who says, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm I'm going to cut loose. I'm going to go to the aquatic center.

I'm going to steal a sea mammal and call it Billy Ray Warris. And then in the following episode, Ben came in with a beanie baby, the one that you know and love today. Billy Ray. Billy Ray Waris. And he had been born. Our son was born that day. Where did you get the plush from? Well, of course, he was born that way.

No. Yeah. But toys are rest. Oh. Yeah, I know. No, no. It might not actually have even been a toy. are some other toys shop

I don't want to grow up I'm a toys are us kid Are you okay? No No it's over It's back isn't it? It's not okay Toys R Us back online isn't it

I think you can now buy Oh it's like From the website What's it called Woolworths with their Pick and Mix online What's that about Why can you buy Pick and Mix online

Oh well of pick and mixes were good There was like a whole island of sweets Yeah God Yeah But that's how Billy was born He was born A couple of years ago

just brought in one day after a pun. Yeah, that's all that is. And it spiraled out of fucking control. Hasn't it just... I mean, it already went pretty mental while we were still at Name Redunded and then we sort of decided to build a channel around it and look what happened.

Exactly what we expected. Just literally got a room full of walruses now. Pink walruses. And arts and crafts and things. Yeah, that's cute. That's it. I think what did someone describe our channel as? I thought it was really appropriate.

I think it was something like, children's Saturday morning TV, but for adults and really stupid. That's all right, isn't it? That's exactly kind of what we are. I think someone, I know it's the same person, but someone said on Twitter or YouTube that it was like live and kicking,

but you can say cunt. Well, we couldn't to begin with because we had like three complaints when we said the C word the first time. Did we? Yeah, yeah. They were like, I watched this with my young daughter and it's like, well, I mean, you shouldn't.

Anyway, because we use other foul language. But anyway, you know, view it your own peril, I suppose. Imagine a three-year-old watching us. Well, we've had tell your friends from them, aren't we? Do we know, Dainton? Usually very adorable, but still. Little concerning. Yeah.

Hopefully we're not molding those individuals. God, they'd be fucked up. Yes, they would. You corrupted me over this year to a terrible degree, let alone a very impressionable child. Just think of the children. What would the, you know, the Toys R Us kids song? What would the Vidiots kid say? I'm a vidiots kid.

I'd sick on all the time. Just constantly. That's all they do. I am from Stoke-on-Trent I think that would be it Yeah Anyway, that was that question Who would like to do a thing?

I can just talk about my thing Yeah We can all talk about our things Go on in! Go on in! Come on in! Go on in! Pets! Ah! Ah! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dha!

Yeah. I just want to talk about all, like, family pets. Okay. What do you know, let's start off with What would your dream pet be? If you can have any animal... What a question. is it like

does it have to be a real animal or are we creating our own? I would like a real animal Okay Okay you've got an idea though haven't you for a fair No not specifically I just wondered if I was going to have to start

thinking about fucking chimeras Like just bolting various animal parts together But let's not overcomplicate No we're not constructing our It's not build a pet No Maybe just like a really really Loyal intelligent

But not overly aggressive wolf It's like a dog Yeah, it's fuzzier. Super protective, but I also want it to be as smart and trainable as a dog. So, like, I can tell, I can teach it to do whatever I like. Yeah, yeah. It's just a dog, but, you know, it's the wolf on the outside. But it's just giant, yeah.

Yeah, like a wolf with a Labrador brain. That'd be sad. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. Oh, Labradoros aren't they? Are they bred for that? What to be thick. Yeah.

Feasants are bred to be really stupid for hunting. like, they breed them to make them stupid. Not very good at flying, really. I don't think... They're good at fucking getting hit by cars, isn't it? Yeah, they're really good at that. They're good at walking into the road as the car is coming. So they're standing on the edge and they're like, oh shit, there's a car coming.

Better go under the wheel. That's the way to go. Yeah. God. I really want parrots again. You want parrots again? What's your flat policy on parrots? Well, we're not allowed any pets at all.

So the ferrets, we have to hide them for now. But that's... Should you even say that? Or if your landlord listens. Oh, fuck. I can bleep it if you'd like. No, it's fine. It's fine.

So we have to keep the beep, a beep. Beep, beep. Which kind of implies that there are pets in my flat. Yes, a little bit. Even if it's... Michael Johnson, there are pets in my flat. They were just looking after them for a friend for the entire tenancy. Yeah, I think that's fair.

Yeah, definitely. That's okay. That's fine. The problem with parrots says you need to own a house for them or live in a detached house, preferably because of the fucking screaming can be bad. Imagine your parrots. mimicking you. Oh, God, that'd be awful.

Teach them that. Teach them that noise. I love cockatoos, but I think you've probably seen videos of cockatoos. The little screamy bastards. They're hysterical. Yeah, they're really great. They're fun to watch videos of, but like if you lived in a, like I had to say, an apartment building with a parrot, that whole floor would hit you.

That, like, that would just echo through the rules. Definitely. You can't stop, imagine going out to work. You can't, like, distract them. They're just going to start screaming. And that's it. I mean, I find it quite cute and endearing, but I'm used to, like, I like, I like parrots, so of course I'm going to like this, deafening screams.

Of course. It's part and parcel of owning a parrot. Yeah, that's just what you expect. Don't buy a parrot unless you can't deal with screaming, boys. What do you have, Ben? I would have a Siamese cat. A Siamese cat, the ones with blue eyes. Yeah.

And conjoined in the middle. Yes, yeah, joined in the middle. Two Siamese cats. I'm like a dog cat, you know, from the TV show, dog cat. Cat dog. It depends which way are you looking at it. Yeah, if he's walking backwards. I'm team dog cat.

right um yeah i we have my parents have a um a neighbor on the road uh who has a siamese cat called isy because they're all they when when he was young they were always asking where is he and so they called him izzie and he's like this this beautiful like talkative little cat with like really soft like it's not fluffy but like really smooth fur talking about slightly darker brown and with like these bright blue eyes and i just think that'd be a I'm just Google imaging Siamese cats right now.

They are cute. They're short-haired and... Yeah, no, they're cute. I like them. They're all little dark faces. Oh, that's nice. They got socks as well, that's nice. They do have socks.

Sox. Yeah, so I'd probably have a side. You had a very straight and well-prepared answer ready. That was very good, even down to the breed. Yeah, well, I googled it because I was like, I can't remember what that breed is called because I haven't thought about it for a long time. I haven't seen Izzy for a while. I don't know where is he.

I don't know where he is he. I don't know where he is, yeah. Have you seen the really offensive Siamese cat in the Aristocats? No, what does he do? Oh, God, does he do accents and stuff. Yes, he does. He's got very narrow eyes. We are Siamese, if you please.

That's the difference. That's also great. Yeah, that's also a good representation of Asians in Western media. Yeah. How come Siamese cats became Asian? I don't know. Because it's Siam, which is what Thailand is now. We used to call Thailand Siam. Oh, shit.

Which is also why Siamese, conjoined twins are called Siamese because like a sort of the famous, sort of the first world famous pair of conjoined twins were from Thailand. Oh. But the one in the Aristocat. How the, no. No. No. Every time we talk about anything, you have a fact.

Fucking gravy's legs. Gravy legs. Syam. Siamese, Thailand. What the fuck be there? All we know is that we can't go against Peter when we're playing Trivial Pursue. No, because you're literally know everything.

Well, questions like this never come up. It's always like who won the World Cup in 1998. But who did? I don't know. It was France. Fuck you. See, now I know something. In the Aristocats, there's this caricature

Siamese cat. What, who won? Right. It probably will be France. I have to say, if better. I know it was held in France. Anyway, sorry. And they turn up at the house at the end

where there's a bunch of cats and dogs like playing jazz, right? Yeah. And this Siamese cat plays the piano, and halfway through the final musical number, he pulls out some chopsticks and plays the piano using his chopsticks. Of course. I think that might have even been removed in recent versions of the... It was a person with carrots. Yeah, I think they decided this is probably not okay. Yeah, we should probably just glaze past this.

Yeah. Couldn't even think of the word. Glaze over it. Glaze past it. Glace right past it. Glace through it, if you can't. Who won the World Cup in 19? It was France.

Well done. Nice, well done. I'm impressed. What's everyone's favorite kind of donut? You said glazed. Oh, sorry. French. French donuts.

What's everyone's favorite kind of donut? Because you said glazed and I'm thinking about that now. Oh, are you thinking about those donuts at home? She better be saving you some donuts. Yeah, really? Oh, if she's ordered to you and not. What place sells donuts and burgers? Just out of interest.

That's a good point. VX. It's a vegan place. It's just like, hey, we've got really nice cookies and shit. Was it a heavy takeaway, or was it quite a light? Quite a light one, just just burger and donuts. Sorry, there's nothing heavy about the stick for you. I got on the phone and said, there's no rush.

It's put it down and I'll put my back out. It's really heavy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't know. Like, I'm, I love a, like, just a shitty Tesco five pack of donuts with 55p. That's exactly my answer. I like a custard one. Morrison's powdered jam donuts are so fucking good.

I hate, like, like, craft donuts. I'm usually like, you know, the esoteric hipster shit of all everything. But donuts, not they can eat them anymore, but they're, Yeah, like, just the cheap ones are so good. Just that soft door filling. It's like, you don't need anything fancy there. Yeah, I don't mind. I mean, I like those, but also in the basic family.

I really like the ones that are just round and smooth, like bagel-shaped, as opposed to a big lump with jam in it. Yeah. And are just very glazed with that sort of sugary, whatever it is. And the crispy cream just de facto normal. Yeah, exactly. It's just really nice. Because you glazed right past it.

Yeah, I just glazed right over it. Yeah. It's just a bit of dough with some nice sweet glaze on it. And what more do you need? There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. I remember they used to do competitions. Not really competitions, but occasionally it would be like, can you eat this donut without licking your lips?

We're like, I don't care. I've got a free donut. Whoops, I failed it. Oh, well. Yeah, I'll best try again. Why am I fat? I don't understand. I was in London early in the year.

I can't remember now, but we went to Camden Market and was like a really like fancy looking donut store there. So I paid like four quid for this. really fancy donut. Took one buy and it's like, this just tastes awful. I was so disappointed. Like, usually I just saw John through and finish things, but this time I had to bin it.

I had to been it. I had to be it. That's a shame. I could have bought like literally 18 donut without money from Morrison's or something. Do you remember the crispy cream I brought with me to Thorpe Park earlier in the year? Oh yeah.

I don't want to think about that. It was left over. It was like at least four or five days old. I'd put it in a little plastic bag to bring with me and it was all just sort of mushed in there. The chocolate would melt it off and, and just smote the bag. It looked a bit nappy.

Was it? Yeah, well, it was just, it was a bag, and you couldn't really see the donut inside because the chocolate had rubbed all around the bag so that it was opaque. Yes. So it would just look like a bag of brown liquid. Did we get that on video?

We did take video, it didn't make it into the vlog. Oh, did it not? I should have put that in. Oh. Shane's disgusting. It was probably best, but it didn't. Yeah. It did that, like, you'd had an accident, really,

or that you've been caught short and thought, well, I do have a bag in my bag. my pocket. And it just came out as grease. But yeah, Siamese. Yeah. Yeah. That's so you're sorry. What was the question? Siamese cat, yeah, I think. For God's sake. Right. Do we have questions? We do have another question and then we will move on to another thing. Are you ready? Yeah. This is from the king in the north at Ryan Nannaniturner. If you could bring back one discontinued food item, e.g. Turkey Twizzlers, what would it be? I think Turkey Twizzlers is immediately a fucking brilliant shout. Those were unlike anything else for good.

reason, but they were unlike anything else, and I do miss that flavour. I would bring back the old version of Tootie Fruities before they took out all of the bad things. Oh, yeah. I don't know how's to change them. If you've not had Tootie Fruities in the past, well, it's been a while actually. It might even be like nearly 10 years now. Are they nestles or are they round tree? I think they're nestles. I'm not sure. But anyway, I think they've basically removed all the artificial colourings, colourings and flavourings and preservatives. And they now taste completely different. They used to be delicious.

It's one of those sweets where you want to put as many different ones in your mouth at the same time and just eat them all together. And now they... And they only ever sold them in the little bags.

Yeah, they're tiny bags. Yeah, so you have to buy like three just to get a good meal. Just too much sugar in them. Yeah. But now, I think there's only like one colour that even tastes nice and all the others just taste

really bland, just like wallpaper paste. That's rubbish. It's just a shame that they changed it. Yeah. I miss the white chocolate cabrie bars. the dream bars. They were real nice. Dreams were good.

Yeah, Pete, that's all Peter used to be able to eat for miniature heroes. And then they got rid of them. I don't know. That was really nice. Like, white chocolate in general was like, it's all kind of the same. But I don't know that one was just really nice and solid. It was available in every corner shop. And they took it away the bastards.

Surely there's a market for white chocolate. It seems weird for them to take it away from us. Yeah. Maybe it just didn't sell well. But I don't know why. It was one of those chocolates as well. I was buying loads. I was holding.

I was keeping them going. It was one of those chocolates where like it feels a little bit more like a luxury. breathing, like some chocolate. Like Milky Bar is nice, but it just feels like it was like, shat out by the Milky Bar kid himself. Yes, yeah. He lays a big old Milky Log. Yeah, whereas Milka has that quality about it. It's just like, yeah.

Milky Bar had another thinness just kind of ruins. And Dream was one of those where it just felt like you could put a square of it in your mouth. Yeah, and just sort of let it melt in your mouth. Very good. All of every 10,000. Open your mouth. Vanilla. That's day in the cream.

Warming up. Warm it up. Let's change. The subject very quickly. Very. Just very quickly. Really fast. Let's glaze right past that.

Glaze right around it, all over it. And how about pretty much any breakfast cereal for children that exists now after the sugar curl of the last few years? I think we've mentioned before that sugar puffs don't, sorry, they're honey monsters. Can't say that. Can't say that. We had to bleep loads of it last time, didn't we? The sugar gaze.

Oh, yeah. Because they don't call it there anymore. It's honey monsters. Yeah. They don't taste anywhere near as good as they used to. Sugar sinners Sugar sinners Sugar not going to heaven

No exactly Definitely not Sugar only Only one sexuality Thank you very much Yeah they went to change it to Honey Linnias So honey lineers

Don't even taste like Honey or sugar anymore They just Because you could They still smell of piss though They still Well that's the thing And they make your piss

smell of them Yeah Yeah Because my mum You see sugar puffs all the time Sorry Honey lineers Yeah

Honey lineers, yeah. The bathroom would always smell of sugar pumps. Yeah, it does something to your piss. I don't know what it is, like asparagus, I guess. Yeah, it's still the case, though. So honey lineers are just nowhere near as good as they used to be because I remember the sort of, pardon, please forgive me, the puff. You used to be able to get those, but like non-sweetened.

I think supermarkets used to sell it as a cereal of their own brand. and I think I was cruelly tricked into that thing oh cool puffs but they weren't sugar oh gays but yeah they were really linear and they just didn't have anything like anything about them

and that's what these tastes like now that's sad also Kit Kat Crunchy their peanut butter and caramel varieties that were around like five years ago were really good the peanut butter one's still around are they yeah they've seen them in shops

I love the caramel ones I missed those finally I want to say can I No, no, no, go, go, go, yeah. A golden graham's still around? Are they still good? Oh, I never had golden graham's. Like cinnamony cereal, so good.

Oh, I crave as well. Just little chocolatey pillows. Maybe Graham is no longer with us. That's sad. Golden Graham not. It wasn't his golden years, after all, isn't it? Yeah. It's not Silver Age Graham.

No. There was a tuck shop at my school. Tuck, talk, talk. Yeah, I know, thank you. God, I opened myself up to that, didn't I? You did. There was a took shop at my school. Just here Dave running in the distance.

No, he's literally the other. the side of this wall as well, which is a funny. I could knock as a secret knock and he'd come running any second. You guys, do you want to drink? I'd take a drink harder. There was a took shop and it used to sell all manner of sweet treats before Jamie Oliver came and ruined it. Oh, yeah.

And it seemed like it was the kind of mass-produced stuff that you could get everywhere, but it wasn't branded. So they had like this really soft, fluffy, like sponge cake, not flunk. Oh, cake with like a thin layer of icing on the top and, like, uh, sprinkles on it? Oh, like the classic school cake. Yeah, yeah, that was like really good. Oh, there's a recipe for that online. Like ring donuts and they did cookies and cookies were like 25p and they were like the size of your fist.

Chocolate like cornflake nest things. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they're super cool. I want that to come back. Where's that gone? Yeah. Jamie Oliver. Just sell a little bag of chips for 45p.

God, the prices of everything has gone on massively, hasn't it? Because that seems actually ridiculous by today's standards. It's just the way that... I know it was a subsidized canteen, but it even seems silly to... to spend 45p on chips now. I remember going to the corner shop after I got up the school bus in the evenings and being able to spend

like if I spent more than 30p on a single like pack of sweets that was a lot. Yeah, you know like... A 50p mixup was like fuck, I'm going all out tonight. Usually you could spend like 28p and get like a tube

of fruit polos or something. And now probably like a quid for that. 10p used to get you those thin like what they called. They're like they're sweet

they're flying saucers no they're like they're the shape of rulers but they aren't that long they're like yeah I don't know what they call you know what I mean

they're quite chewy and hard and fizzy they had different varieties there was like a Vimto one oh those yeah there's like a refresher yeah and like a fruit

fruit salad and a black jack it was like that long came in a little packet you ripped into it and it was like it was a hard but slightly bendby

just a chewy soft in your mouth kind of yeah that used to be tempi and I used to go down to the shop at the end of the street to get those for 10

P when I was at school. God, many years ago now. So old, right? God, going to die soon. Well, this, unless you, there's another thing to talk about, my thing is semi-related. Go on. I just want to say my favourite sweet, actually.

Those fizzy bottles that are pink and blue, like the most sugary sweet things ever. Make your mouth froth. Like, properly. I used to go climbing a lot and had like a tuck shop there. That's why you went. Touch shop was. Well, literally, yeah, like it was a rock climbing place, not just, you know, climbing up normal places.

I used to steal a pound from my mum's purse every time I went so I could buy them. One time she found out, it was like, Michael. Oh, shit. I think they were called just pink and blues, weren't they? Oh, it was fucking nice. They were good. That was literally the only, for the same sort of reason, if that's the only reason you went climbing. That's the only reason I used to play rugby is because on game day there was a hot dog, a free hot dog.

Wow. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. That was my motivation. Fuck yeah. So, sort of staying in that same period of our lives, I wanted to talk today, it's not a Wikipedia, I wanted to ask you guys, who was the strictest or scariest or most dreadful teacher at your school and why? Or what anecdotes do you have about being told off or scared or some unreasonable member of staff? I don't want to say his name because this is probably borderline illegal, but you think he locked a girl in a classroom in terms. off the lights.

Oh my God. Wow. That's pretty horrible. God, yeah. One of my teachers once in a fit of anger threw a cassette tape and a girl.

Oh my God. Just bump. That's not okay. It's not okay. No, no. I think he had to take some leave. Yeah. Well, I went to a Catholic

secondary school. Yeah, me too. I went to a very lovely primary school Church of England in the village. Me too. Really lovely. Yeah, yeah. And I went to a Catholic secondary school

because it was sort of like like the only kind of decent option around. and yeah there was some fucking hard asses in there like we had a maths teacher called Miss Childs who was like like the traditional sort of she must have been in her like late 50s like a horrible grey long skirt with like pursed lips and a really tight bun

at the back of her head like just a classic teacher the type yeah she used to get she's that's not a good environment to learn things are teachers born that way or do they just evolve that way I think in 30 years are being a teacher. I didn't come out wearing that. And then someone goes, oh, my young little child's is going to become a teacher when she's older. Well, I then worked with her son at Marks and Spencer several years later.

I didn't know she had a son. Master child. Sorry? Master child. Master child. Little Mr. Childs. Oh, yes. Well, he was a bit older than me, but he was a prick.

Okay. Yeah, I think maybe it just ran in the family, to be honest. What about you? I had, um, uh, when I was in primary, school, there was a teacher just like that who taught maths and she had like a tight grey bun. She was in her 50s and wore skirts and like frumpy blouses. She was called, I kid you not, Mrs Gibbon. You would have had a laugh with that, but I'm sure. Did you know that means Willie? Willie in the Vidiot's lexicon. Yeah, exactly. It's not even a sort of a thing that

we pulled. We've made that up ourselves. And I didn't have a very much. It was a school where actually some of the classes were taught by different teachers, even though it was primary school, which was a bit weird on orthodox. I'm sure that's right. Yeah. But she would teach maths. And I remember in my first week in her class,

she was sort of saying, okay, this is what we're going to be doing this week. And there were these new kids at the school. And I heard them sort of saying under their breath, like, oh, that's easy, that's easy. and I think I was trying to like make friends with these new kids or like wanted to impress them and so she carried on saying

and then we're going to do this she was a horrible woman I'm making her sound nice and then they were going and then we're going to do this yeah then we're going to do this and then the third thing she said we're going to do this and then I also went

oh that's easy to like get in with these kids she heard me oh fuck her eyes just fell upon me and she went what's your name oh god and I went

Peter off And she went, stand up. And I went, okay. Oh, my God. And she went, we do not want your comments, Peter Austin. Oh, my God. And I was about, I think I was seven. Imagine, I mean, it's just, even as adults now, I cannot relate to that woman.

No. Like, I can't relate to terrifying a child who's enthusiastic about learning. Yeah. What the fuck is not that you say? And then we're going to do this. You went, bet she's a right fucking bitch. Stand up. What did you say?

I look forward to low. Stand up. What's your name? We do not want your comments, Peter Ross. I really remember her saying that vividly. Wow, what a cow. And the other thing is, so in secondary school, at the Catholic secondary school, I was walking along the corridor in the middle of class.

Like, I think I've been told to, like, take a note to someone or something, like to a different classroom. Yeah. So I was walking along the corridor and coming the other way was the scariest teacher in the school, Mr. Bryant, who would stop people for their uniform and stuff constantly and, like, yell at them and he had this big box of textbooks in his hand and he was coming towards these double doors and I held the door open for him and he came through and he said thank you young man and I said that's all right and he stopped and turned around and said pardon and I said that's all right you say you're welcome I was like what fucking hell chill out held the door open for

you and said that's all right I'm sorry I didn't say you're welcome you fucking asshole Jesus so I mean it didn't bother me I was like just yeah I'm totally not You're fine with it now. But I just thought, fuck you. That's just not a polite. You wouldn't say that to someone in the street, would you? No, yeah. Imagine if he's like, yeah, if you try, like teachers tread normal people the way they treat kids.

What the fuck? Does it have been. Ridiculous. It's awful. I don't have said this before on the podcast or on a video, but I was one side playing in math class with a ruler, just bending it as you do because I was a fidgety kid, as you can fucking imagine. Right. Just bending it. Yeah.

And, like, teachers turned to me. So, Michael, do you always do stupid things? like this. And you said, yes, miss. Fast forward 10 years. You're like, eh? I'm a idiot now. Still doing it.

What did you say to her? In my head, I was like, yes, I do. I was like, no, no, really shit. Mitch made me go buy a new ruler. 30 pence to my own money to replace the ruler. She made you go and buy a new ruler for yourself. It was a class ruler, but. Oh, I see.

Yeah. I was just, that question of, do you always do stupid things? this. Yeah. Yeah. I've been, I mean, I snapped a ruler. People do that all the time. I think I've blocked a lot of those memories from my mind. Yeah. They do scar you as a child. They're not helpful. Like, you don't grow from them. You're just, you're just like, that makes me fearful of you, and it makes me resent you, and it will always make me resent you to the point where I have a mild platform, a moderate platform, where I can call you out. Exactly. I've been

waiting for this moment to ask this question. Miss Childs might be dead now. Yeah, that would be a fucking miracle. I think she's a witch, so who's going to... Ding dong, am I right? The witch is dead. Well, we had so many at my school, though. Yeah. Just because the nature of Catholicism tends to bring the worst out of people.

Yeah, well, in a sense, or certainly in teachers, I found. Yeah. A lot of... All the ones who were the most religious tended to be the most strict. Yeah, the worst, right? And I don't mind a teacher being, just controlling a class, but you don't have to be an asshole to do that. You know, there's a difference between being strict and, like,

having control of a class. Yeah. Yeah. Because if the students respect you, they're not going to, like, dick about. Yeah.

There's probably a lot more regulation now and that kind of thing. Like, there's probably like strict guidelines like, don't shout at kids or something now. Yeah, you can't hit them or like

threaten them. Or throw cassettes at them. Yeah. Like just explode in rage at them. Make a seven-year-old stand up because he said, that sounds easy. Fuck you,

Mrs. Given. Hope you're dead as well. I think, you and Miss Child's dead in hell together. I don't know, I can't remember if this is just something I read, no, this, I think this happened at our school, one of the kids was misbehaving, so the teacher told them to run laps around the field.

Oh my God. And you had an asthma attack midway through. Holy shit. He's like, I think like when he, when you got told to do it, it's like, no, I'm asthmatic. I can't really do that. Like, no, go out and do it now. So he went out and rid it and just fucking collapsed. And it says like, don't punish you the kids by making them run around the field.

I know he was a bit of a shit, but come on. That's not good. Forced exercise is never good. That's a labour camp. I thought we were better than that. The Nazis. Thank you, Peter. You're welcome.

Question time. Yeah. What weird thing you swear has happened to you that you can't explain and have no actual evidence for? This is from Alex Davy at A underscore R Davey on Twitter. Right. I mean, I've already talked about the grandfather clock that went off, even though the hands were pointing at a different time, it chimed the number of times

as the actual hour that it was chimed four at four didn't even have any weights inside it and various people were there but all I can do is tell people who weren't there that this actually happened and they can go out. But you all heard it. We all heard it and we all looked at the other clock in the kitchen

and we went, it's four o'clock, it just went four and the hands are at like 10 to 8 or 10 past 8. Yeah, what the fuck? How did that happen? That's so weird. Nobody knows and all I can do is tell people and I don't have any physical evidence for it whatsoever. I'm quite upset. I've got no spooky, like, spooky occurrences in my life.

I'm, like, racking my brains for them, but... It doesn't even have to be spooky, necessarily. I've got one that will... That is my thing, that I'll talk about in a second. But, like, it can be, it can be just a, like, something that... That happened. It's like, why the fuck did that happen? That's weird.

I literally can't think of any. That's sad. Oh, there's got to be something just in the deep recesses of my brain. Recesses? Is that the word I'm looking for? Yeah, recesses you might. You can have a thing, if you like, while I do my thing? Yeah, go for it.

Okay, so once, I stayed in a hotel, and somebody pissed in my bed. Of course. So this is your thing. This is your thing? This is my thing. It's finally happy. It's also an answer to this question.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I did some trial work for name redundant in early 2016. And as part of that, I came up for a trial week in the office in, it was probably June. Because the first, as it was known then, WCPW, name redundant. in-house wrestling promotion, which is a weird sentence and a weird idea, was running their first set of shows.

And as a wrestling fan, I was like, oh, okay, well, I'd love to be there for that. That sounds really interesting. So I came up that week. They put me up in a hotel just behind the name-redunded offices. And I went in on my first day. I don't think I interacted with you that much, but I interacted with our good friend Tom award-winning director, handsome Tom Ransom.

Oh, because you were doing, like, wrestling videos. that week, weren't you? Yeah, I was doing... So you wouldn't have really interacted with me that much. I was given a gaming VO to write, record and then edit a video for

and Tom was on his trial at the same time as we came in at the same time. And then after work, a few of us went to the pub including Sam and Jack. And I had not... I'd had Wheatabix in the morning

in my house in London. Oh God. Then I'd got the train up to Newcastle, being a bit terrified and unsure of myself and not sure when like if there was a set lunchtime or like when can I eat. I don't really know what to do. And so I hadn't eaten all day since my two wheatobics in the morning at like 7 a.m. And and I got very drunk. Like really, really drunk. Sam very kindly walked me across the road to the to a kebab shop to get like a burger. I then had a vague idea

of where my hotel was and I staggered up the hill to try and find it managed to check in okay got into my room that's great there were two beds in that room

because I think on the last night Tom was going to be sharing with me but he had managed to get his own hotel room for one night or something weird like that but I was in there on my own

I then got into bed pissed as could be like absolutely drunk out of my skull woke up the next day to a dry bed in dry clothes as usual

as usual and I was like This is fine. And the fact that I mentioned that I got really drunk that night is relevant. Because I then got up, went about my day, finished my working day at a name redundant, came back to my hotel, sat on the edge of my bed all evening because it was E3 that time as well. So I then caught up on the gaming conferences. And then as I got to get into bed, and I'd been sat on this bed all evening, got into bed, and it was wet.

And I was like, but my mind started racing like, how, why is this wet? Yeah, what happened? I then gave it a little sniff. Yeah. And it was definitely urine. God. And I thought, okay. So I stripped the bed, lent the mattress up against the wall just so it could, because, and I flipped it over and you could see it had come through to the other side a little bit.

Yeah. I was like, okay, so I'll sleep in the other bed. And then I woke up the next day and everything. was dry. So this is my issue here. It was a ghost piss. It's because it was either a ghost piss that disappeared or a member of stuff because the bed was made. Yeah. That's the confusing thing. Oh, so I went to bed drunk. I woke up in dry clothes in a dry bed. Then that next evening, or that evening, I was sat on the bed all evening and then when I went to get into bed, it had been wetted with the bed clothes made over the top of it. And I don't know if I piss

in it without knowing without knowing it or if someone else pissed in it or if it wasn't pissed in at all and for some reason I hallucinated the whole thing that would be fun but there's no way that I could have actually pissed in it because I woke up in dry clothes on the only night that I possibly could

have pissed the bed and it is just something that has mystified me ever since yeah it's a real brain scratch I don't know that's weird there's no like easy answer there no I'm sorry no idea what happened I can't explain it it just doesn't it doesn't

add up somebody potentially the staff that made my bed stid a piddle pissed my own bed for me and then made the bed over the top of it I don't know I don't understand strange little gift for you yeah it's just it's weirded me out ever since

because I can't explain it well rightly so I can't I don't have a mystery but I've got not even a pistery it's the time I got a piss story the time I got really drunk like I think it probably was a drunk as I've been for quite a while I was visiting my parents

and I came back drunk, went to bed and at some point in the night I apparently got up and went in my parents' bedroom, opened the drawer and pissed in it. People do that apparently. I don't understand how that happens. I just woke up in the morning to my dad and like, did you piss in the drawers? And you know when you wait, like when that's the first thing you hear when you wake up, like really tired of. Oh, no, no, no. I was like, no, you pissed the bed. But two hours, I was adamant. I didn't do anything. thing. And eventually I realized, oh, maybe, yeah.

You start to sort of remember that a lot of people sort of... I was like, the packle wouldn't reach in and piss in there. You wouldn't fit. So wait, they didn't know that you did it, but they just, in the morning, there was piss in the drawer. Yeah. They didn't hear you come in and open up the drawer. No, well, my dad sleeps in a separate rooms. I think my mom was away. Yeah, my mom was in Spain, so I just went to my mom's room, pissed. And he went to get some clothes in the morning and was sodden. Oh, no. My God. People do that. Like, people open wardrobes and piss into them.

apparently when they get drunk it's really weird thing my brother used to do that a lot when he was much much younger sleep walking sleep well he'd know he needed to take himself to the toilet but he wouldn't always get to the bathroom sometimes he'd go into bedrooms or like he'd get to the bathroom and go in the in the bin in the bathroom like he always used to be so close how do you why but you can get as far as the bin because I think he was so tired I think again it's it's a bit of confusion yeah and it was new to I think toilet urination it was just like

I'm here like I've done it I got to the bathroom guys I've made it it's a bit like when a dog really wants to if you're like

you know the rare occasion you can't let your dog out because you're out too long or whatever and you get back and the dog dogs quite often piss

right on the fucking doorstep because they're like this is as close as I can get to outside so I'm going to piss right here right by the door they tried their best they did they that's all they can do

is I'm about two inches from the outside. There's just some wood in a way. Final question. This comes from Ben Dane Smith at Bendane Smith. If you were doing a supermarket sweep, what would be the first five items you'd go for?

Oh. Well, if it's like a, is it like a giant ASDA? It's supermarket sweep. Because you would just go straight for the electronics, wouldn't you? Yeah, did they have... I don't stuff other than food.

I think in the supermarket sweep that they actually had like TVs and shit. A lot of people, weirdly, I seem to remember would get loads of frozen turkeys. Yeah, because they're worth a lot, I think. Yeah, they're worth a lot of money, yeah. But they wouldn't die? Yeah, he did.

Shit, ripped. Sad. What did I go for? Last year, I think, was it? Frozen pizzas. Frozen pizzas and ice cream. Just frozen goods, because I didn't want to get... You want to get loads of stuff that I have to eat immediately.

Alcohol. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, the wine should be good. Vodka, two vodkas, two expensive frozen pizzas, and a lot of ice cream. Yeah. That's what I'd go for. I'd raid the

Maker-your-on-Pita counter. Does that count? Can I just get five Maker-on pizzas? I suppose you're really nice. What's that? Vegan cheese? You're the only one in there?

Yeah, that's the thing. I'll get that vegan cheese eventually. What would I buy? What's like a treat? Like, Ocra. But Ocra is super cheap anyway. I don't need to do that in supermarket cheap. What is Ocara?

It's a vegetable. It's usually found in like Indian cuisine and stuff. It's very tasty. What about this vegan ice cream as well? Oh, fuck yeah. No, I just, yeah, because Yeah, like Ben and Jerry's at the best time It's like five quids

Then the vegan variety It's just never a discount It's like six pound 80 It's really nice But yeah I'm not paying like seven quid For a few bites of a treat I'd probably just get a load of like meat and fish That I can freeze like loads of steaks

Yeah like fancy steaks Like fill him in your Yeah or like salmon You know which you know There's a lot of nice stuff from meat and fish That I don't get Because it's like well I could just get some like really shitty cod

For like half the price you know maybe do that other than obviously go and get in five TVs I was just listening to a podcast a Simpsons podcast the other day I think at some point one the characters in the show mentions Kippers so Kippers like I can picture in my head but I can't say the court and they're all the American there's like three of them there none of them have ever even heard of Kipers before really and it's like oh that sounds gross I was like how

Kipp is a British thing surely not maybe no Kipp is a fucking great though Kip is a dog right Kip yeah They call him Kipper. Fipchip and Kipper. Floppy. Yeah.

Floppy as we were corrected on. Yeah. I think I must have been thinking of Kipper the dog. He wears a dog. He can do this. He could do that. He can do something which is more than any old cat could. Would you like a dog, like a dog, like a dog, like a dog, like a dog, like Kipper?

I don't really remember how it goes. I remember what he looks like. He's like orange, isn't it? Yeah. With a white muzzle. And he walks on two legs. I think. Yeah.

Does he kind of talk like this? He's got a soft kind of... Is he talk like that? No, he's got a bit of... I can't remember. I remember spot the dog. Yeah? Yeah, big yellow.

I think he's meant to be like a Labrador puppy, but he's got a big brown spot on his side. Aw. He was cute. That's delightful. Yeah. Claudia says she wants to apologize for that. Oh, it's fine.

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Oh shit. You remember ratemyteacher.com, the website where you could like, you never go on that. You can let you find your school and find the teachers and people just leave anonymous comments about them. Some really fucking funny stuff there. But also some very lovely stuff. It's like glass door, but you just write a teacher instead of a job.

Oh, that sounds rife. We're saying, we're saying Raid as well with a T, not with a P. Oh, God. Yeah, of course. Rate, rate, rate, right, right, right, my teacher. Ooh, oh, God, well, before you collapse your microphone again, it's time to head off. We'll see you again next week for more Pottietz. Stay tuned to the video's YouTube channel and our social media for any news about what's happening.

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Riding in sort of in fast-forward mode on like a really small horse. Like a Lord should be. A small horse which has the face of Claude Littner, his advisor. Claude Littner. Well remembered. Nick's gone now, isn't he? Was Nick one of his advisers? Yeah, Nick and Margaret.

Margaret? They've both gone. They've both gone. Now it's Karen Brady and Claude Littner. Oh, Claude is the man? Yeah. Okay. Who did you think?

Yeah. I thought it might be a woman for a second. No, it's not. Okay. Right, it's time to go. Thank you for listening, everybody. Bye. Bye.

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