Podiots - Podiots: Episode 28 - Reverend Ian Waffle

Episode Date: May 14, 2019

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Yay. You win 50 points. You were both singing it so sort of in a very subdued It was as though you were actually the pink panther And you were just trying to stay low key But you were singing the tune as well Maybe the pink panther was inside you all along The pink panther inside my Peter

Oh god No I don't want that Take off the wig What is it? Ears What colour are they pink Why are they pink? Because you're a panther Are pink panther's like an actual thing I mean obviously they're not

No I mean immediate just going to shut that down I mean here's no but here's news for you here's news that this might surprise you that a panther isn't even a species of animal wait what really yeah what is it then this is this is the thing you know how like when you know people

some people report seeing like big cats in the UK like on like dartmoor and stuff yeah and a lot of the time they go classic dartmo yeah you know classic dartmoor and some and you're like oh Yeah, what do you think it was? Like, oh, it was a panther, was a black panther?

It's like, well, actually, I think you'll find. I think you'll find that a panther isn't a species of cat. It's like a collective term for like lions, tigers, pumas. It's like, yeah, I think it's, I don't know what the exact criterion is. Tim Allen over here, wow. I don't know if it's like they have to be able to roar or something, because like a cheetah. That was when the guy was like going around writing his. is an encyclopedia, right, right, Mr. John Wilkes, both, I don't know why I went for the guy who killed

Abraham Lincoln, but can you do a roar for me? Okay, you're classified as a panther. Well, so this is the thing that, but a cheetah, a cheetah is the biggest cat that can purr. Oh. It's like the biggest cat that can't roar or something like that. And that's like, my favorite thing about all this is the fact that you're not reading from a screen, you're just reciting this from your little brain. And it's, well, I was. I have now just looked up the definition of panther. A black panther is the monastic color variant of other big cat species. Okay, so...

Black Panthers in Asia and Africa are leopards. Ooh. And those in America are jaguus. Jaguars. Right. So I think it's... I think it's... Because it's so commonly used by people to describe just a black cat, like a black

panther. Yeah. It is now... It now just means what people say it means. But it certainly didn't use to mean that. So I'm sorry, I've just Googled it. I'm going to bring some facts to the party Yeah

Oh wait no sorry no sorry I'm reading the wrong thing Ignore me I was going to bring some facts But I was going to bring more misinformation Never mind Can we get a nice little petition Maybe a change to org going Yeah It's time we lobby big comic book film

It's time we lobby Marvel To rename Black Panther to melanistic African leopard Yeah come on guys Let's get accurate I agree Wakanda forever Are you boys ready? Remember, the audio is now faded down

They can hear us For some reason we're talking game plan We're huddled in a circle metaphorically Remember, there's going to be a slight delay We've just got to commit And get through the first bit together And nobody sort of nervously laugh

Oh, I remember Yeah? Yeah, that bit. It's like the Maitrix. there is no delir. Yeah. Oh, shit. Kevin?

Oh, no, we're live. Okay, we're like. Fuck, fuck. Hello everybody. And welcome to Pottie. It's the official Vidyat's podcast. It's a conversational podcast where we take some questions from you at home and obey the laws of the three us, where everybody brings a thing along to talk about. Oh, it's hard, isn't it?

Oh, nearly Ben Michael said extra words. Sorry. I just, it's like. I committed this time. Have you ever done? Oh, wow. I've seen. I lack commitment, Peter.

Fuck you. Yeah. Peter, top marks. Yeah. Michael, see me after. See me after. Oh. Have I talked about the time I was told to stay behind after class for farting?

No, but I don't think you needed to. Yeah. Well, I'm saying we probably could have guessed that. Yeah, I think it was in Ari. The teacher was Mr. Woff. That is no joke. Mr. Wiff. That sounds like another slur.

Yeah, oh God. Woff, you woff. Oh, it does actually, God. And yeah, I farted and disrupted. the class for five minutes and I had to explain myself afterwards to him. Does he not know how it works? Considering, you know, his name, Woff, you think he would be an expert in the matter. How do you spell Woff? W.A.U.G.H.

Oh, wow. That's a fancy one. That's an English one. Wach. Woh. Yeah, I was thinking he was a reverend as well, actually, so he's Reverend Woff. Reverend Woff. Wow. Actually, Reverend Ian Woff, Reverend I Woff. So, yeah. Oh, no. It's layers upon layers. I'm Ben I'm Michael And I'm Peter

Thank you Thank you for coming back And joining us here on the pretend radio Where we all gather around Once a fortnight to talk silly things The last couple of episodes Have been best of episodes And I really want to thank

Michael, do you have his name I know I'll put you on the spot You massively put him on the spot It's just because I realised I wanted to thank him And I was like shit And the person we have to thank has the name of...

It's a great name. It's so good. It's so good. Can I get drum roll, please? It is Tom Gallon. Tom. Tom Gallon. Thank you so much. As in the unit of volume.

Yeah, like a 10 gallon hat, but a Tom Gallon hat. Tom Gallon hat. Very nice. Where he produced a gallon of laughs. He does. Yeah, anyway. Thank you very much for those. We hope you enjoyed the best of episodes.

We're now back. We're doing regular, regular episodes as you're used to them. Before we get started, boys and boys and girls at home, if you want to get some delicious pottyets merchant support us directly, you can go to store.orgscast.com. There you can. And we would like to thank Blue Yeti. Blue Yeti, the provider of great microphones.

If Michael and I sound extra good, it's because we're using a blue Yeti. And if Peter doesn't, it's because he's not. I'm using a blue waffle, which is not. Not as good. Oh, Jesus Christ. Sounds all muffled and horrible. Yeah. Hang on.

Wasn't your R.E. teacher in, is that Blue Waffle? Reverend I Waffle. Yeah. Reverend B. Waffle. Yeah. You know, I'm quite scared now because people are going to Google his name and probably find information about him and fucking email him. That's a rookie error.

See, I told an anecdote on a list video recently, and I name dropped one of my former classmates, but I changed his last name. See, but, like, I can't change the name. To change the name changes the story. It does. That's true. Reverend B. Woffed him. But saying that he was...

It's done now. It's done now. He might be dead. He was old. It's too bad. He might have farted for the first time and just lost... Like, what was that? And he just died.

Just had a heart attack. A fart attack. Nice. Now this... That was it. Ben, you neglected to mention something very important. when you plugged the merch which is that people can get

a very generous discount by using the code vidiates at checkout. Isn't that easy to remember? It's literally our name. Yeah. And that's on everything in store as well. So you fancy anything.

Yeah. Yeah, just buy us. 10% off, is it? Yeah, it's a lovely 10% off. So if you were thinking of buying a shirt with Duncan's face on it, use that money to buy one of our shirts instead. Yeah. Or if you do buy a Duncan shirt, we'll still get a bit of money, I think.

Actually, yeah. We use our code. Yeah, exactly. But buy one of our shirts. Thank you. Yes, please do buy one of our shirts. But we also have... Michael? Yeah, an extra fun sponsor. Yeah, go on. Our realm of sponsors grows to El Garto, you know, those people who make all the really nice streaming equipment. They do. They've only gone and bloody sent me a stream deck, which is nice. Whoa. I don't know to swear about it, Michael. Jesus. Jesus. Flipper. Streaming heck. Streaming deck. Yeah, genuinely, these are one of the most invaluable little bits of kit you can have when you're streaming.

They're great. Otherwise, you've got to press buttons with a mouse like a loser. Yeah, it's a fucking caveman. God. Yeah, this gives you all the options on one nice, handy little buttony display. It's like those little things DJs have, a launch pad where there's press things and sounds happen. Yeah, I think it's called an iPod. Oh my God, wow.

Michael's Question Boy. Yeah, I'm Question Boy this week. I'm Question Boy this week for the first time. It's weird. I don't know, like, what my cue is or what to do, so I'm just... Do you want me to just at various points, or Peter and I at various points, just to say, Michael. And then that'll be your cue to just come straight in with a question. Does that I mean, we're not like to say the word Michael at any point for the rest of the podcast,

because he would just start asking questions. Michael. Michael. It just keeps cutting him off. Help, please. Well, I've got the mother of all questions here for the first one. Oof. Okay.

Out of you... Oh, sorry, I should say the name first. you can tell I don't usually do this. This is from Stuart Smith at I am Stuart Smith. That's a very good handle actually, succinct. Yeah, it is good. Out of you three, whose parents would win in a fight?

Well, we've not met each other's parents. Ben's met mine. Yeah. Well, you're both quite close to my parents. They're back in the north now, so you could go knock on them if you want. That's true, actually. Well, yeah, it's not a fight between us and your parents. It's a fight.

I mean, it's parent royale. It depends. If Peter and I united, parent royale, Fortnite, coming soon. If Peter and I allied, we could get our parents up here

to take your parents by surprise. Take them out. But then your parents will have to like finish each other off. It's true. We're in the north as well, so Peter's got home field advantage. That's true.

That's very true. But, I mean, we're in the true north up here and Michael's parents will have even more of an advantage. I mean, you know, there's the north and there's the north, you know.

This is like, this is Castle Black. My parents are from Winterfowl but we're up at Castle Black right now. That's, that's... Okay, wow. Nice, sick reference. Which one is the Starbucks Cup,

in it? Oh, God, yeah. Oh, no, that's it. No, you were doing Skyrim. I was thinking, fucking Game of Thrones. No, no, I was. That was Game of Thrones. Oh, there we go.

Good. That's a minor spoiler for a non-story thing, which is that someone left a Starbucks cup on the table in the celebration post battle in episode four or three. Remember Seth? And it wasn't like an Easter egg or something. Like HBO have said,

oh yeah, I don't know how that happened. We're really sorry. It's just a Starbucks cup. In BBC Merlin, which we talked about a couple of podcasts ago, there's a lot of cans of beer. It always comes back to Merlin. It does. There's a load of cans of beer on like some barbarians dining table.

well so it's not the first time it's happened yes getting back to the coffee cup who's inside it it's a little tiny peter austin oh is it surprise you go for a drink stabbed right in the throat tiny peter austin miniature assassin ready to go god maybe i'll be on the on the iron thrown at the end maybe imagine well you could i mean don't fall down the cracks because then you'll be in the iron no i could do with just a single dagger to sit on rather than an entire chair made of swords you'd need like a little maybe a throwing star like a little hemorrhoid pillow on the chair just to make it so you could sit in it better. That's it, exactly.

He'd never get on one of those, Michael. It's too big. Actually, you probably use like a mini donut from Tesco. There you go. Oh, yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, little mini donuts. So I guess to answer the question of whose parents would win in a fight, is it just ranked by Northerness?

Yeah, I think Michael's. I'm saying Michael's. They've got a dog as well. Oh, shit. Yeah, he's pretty fierce. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. No, absolutely.

Michael's parents. Well, there we go. The Johnson's, we're going to get you. Yeah. Who's got a thing? I've got a thing. I've got a thing. Michael's got a thing.

Yeah, we've all got a thing. Otherwise, what are we doing here? Well, you show me your thing. I'll show you mine. Oh, my God. Michael. Hi. Do you want me to go?

Would you want... Michael. Hi. Hi. Okay. Well, the way I planned this was, there's a question that would lead into my thing. So I'm just going to read that.

Oh, well, by all means. I'm just going to... Here we go. You ready? Yep. Michael. Sam Almond. That's a name, not just me saying things.

Sam Almond... Oh, you're just as bad as Peter is. Just ripping the piss out of people for existing. That is a bad name, though. Just because his surname is a type of nut. How does that happen? Nut. Because, like, you know, you've got like Smith.

There's like people who made things. Yeah. But where does almond come from? Like, did they have an almond empire? It's from old English. It was when, what's his first name? Sam. Sam, Sam's parental line stretching way back.

They used to only work on Mondays. And so they were called me all Mondays. And that sort of just abbreviated in time to arm. To the almonds. The almonds. I'm now Googling the meaning and the family history of the surname Almond. Well, there we go. Well, actually, his Twitter handle is almond.

uh the eighth so my god you're not going to believe this oh shit oh no yeah so you would you would think it was something to do with the nut but i'm not sure it is right the origins of the name almond are with the anglo-saxon tribes of britain the name is derived from the old anglochexion tribes of britain the name is derived from the old english personal name ethelmund the name is composed of two elements ethel meaning noble and mum which means protection. So therefore, Sam Noble Protection. That's a much better surname than Sam Nutt.

In fact, if it's Sam Noble protection, it sounds like a guy called Sam Noble who has a van and installs security cameras. Yeah, that's right. Per Sam, all he wanted to do was ask a question and we've got to last five minutes. Yeah, what's going on? Anyway, Sam Armand asks,

we've had cereal and animals, but what's the big tournament slash fight of 20? Oh my goodness Have we done crisps? Oh did you just slap down Was that paper I heard slapping down? This is the book I've had since the Ogg's cast And I got this on the first day

The Oaks cast as we all did And only three Let's see, one two Four pages of it are written on Yeah I think I have the door code on one Yeah I think I wrote on like two pages of mine The whole time we were there So I've got animal fight

Serial fight I've got a third undisclosed fight And on the fourth page, I've got some Sonic fan art of him kissing a woman from Sonic O Six. Oh, yeah, it was good that. It was important. Good art. But today's fight, ladies and gentlemen, ding, ding, ding.

It is British supermarkets. Oh, here we go. Here we fucking go. Oh, boy. Are there even enough for a tournament? Summerfield. Summerfield. Summerfield.

I'm sorry, Ben, but Summerfield didn't make it to the show. shortlist. Okay, HBO, I've got a new fucking show for you. Get rid of the houses and Game of Thrones. It's all about people loyal to supermarkets. Happy shoppers. Tesco marching in with their stripy blue and white uniform as the orange heads

from Sainsbury. Asda have got the backing of Walmart, so they're just rolling up in tanks. Nice. God. So usually I have 16 things to make up a fight or tournament. Today I have half that to eight. Okay. Make things quicker.

and B, I struggle to think of more than the ones I've got. Right. I do want, first of all, sadly, Aldi and Little do not make it into this list because, A, I don't really know the difference between them, and B, Brexit's going to be happening soon, so they'll promise be irrelevant. Yeah, they're also not British supermarket. I mean, they're in Britain, but they're... Oh, I guess, actually. Are they sort of disqualified on those grounds? Yeah, let's go with that.

That's number C in the reasons for disqualification. Number C, Number C, letter three. Okay. We're going to make this a group effort as well. I want to get involved in this, because I'm curious to know. Please do. So our first battle is between Iceland and ASDA.

Now, ASDA, I'm not a fan of, but Iceland, I'm really not a fan of. Yeah, for some reason I'm not a fan of ASDA, and I don't know why this is the case, because they offer some good services. I mean, that cake machine got us through three birthdays. Oh true actually God, yeah And those pizzas are pretty good But for some reason I've just

I've got a bit of a problem with Asda I think for me it's Because it's the misery supermarket It really is it's very It's cheap I mean I I shopped at Asda for nearly a year When I lived in my first flat in Bristol It was a fucking godsend

Yeah It's just like the fresh fruit and vegetable section is quite small And it's quite sad actually Yeah I don't think it's the fresh fruit and vegetable I think it's just the fruit and vegetable section Yeah It's just quite a dim, horrible

sad place really like most supermarkets are well lit it's bright you can look around but asda I don't know they just they put the money elsewhere they put the money into the UV light in the toilet so that people can't shoot up oh my yeah that's genuinely a thing just try and just try and fucking stop me

yeah I'll find that vein I don't want to see it just put it straight into my eyeball oh yeah is that a thing in all asdas is that just Bristol it's probably just that one well not just that one but that one in particular I think because it's just surrounded by junkies.

So even though we've just ripped into ASDA for a good while there, Iceland, I don't know, I feel wrong making that win against the two. I think I'd still rather go for ASDA because Iceland is Caricotona, right? Oh yeah.

I can't say I've ever really shopped to Iceland, but you know, all the mums are there and it sort of seems to be quite a sort of quite gender biased place. Like I feel like it's anti-dad.

Yeah, remember when we did that cocoa-pop story? Yeah, exactly. They're on a mission against dads. Whereas if you go to Asda, as we all know, you've got the cake machine, you've got the pizza counter, which is way better than it has any right to be. Who did you go here possible? It's also, they play dancing in the moonlight for some reason over the speakers. On loop.

And I walked down the aisle and like I heard the aisle. I was getting married at Azda. And I heard at least five or six different people humming a lot. along to dancing in the moonlight as I was doing my shopping and it's like this is nice like this is some weird it's like the rise of brands on social media being like hey uh yeat yourself into a health self health health health a self help program my dudes mental health is important also buy some coffee yeah please it's kind of like that where it's like come in for the music and the ambience but also by stay for the almonds a rug there we go on the other hand

Iceland is famous for its mini everything Mini burgers My grandma used to be a staunch Iceland shopper Mini hot dogs Silly fich Mini Kish Yeah and for a guy of my stature

That's perfect They're not mini They're just ordinary sized So I think I might have to defend Iceland on this one I'm aware that it might not win But I just want it out there That I voted Iceland Iceland does have some good vegetarian vegan options

but I'm sorry, but Asda does pinch it for me. That's fine. Yeah, I agree. It's Asda for me. I find obviously, you know, the mini stuff that Iceland does. Great. Yeah. But other supermarkets are catching up now and they have so much more to offer.

And also, as a man, I feel safe in Asda. Except in the toilets. There's a mum's chase you out. Yeah. They're going to, no, that's why mum's go to Iceland. Not boys. Get out. Go eat a Yorkie, you bastard.

Go eat at Yorkie. You, and McCoys, you fucking shit. Ridged for his pleasure, McCoys. Oh, my God. What's next, Mikey? Well, next up, okay, let me just make a note of what I'm doing, Asda. Please, nobody insert a McCoys into themselves for their pleasure. Please, no.

Depends on the flavour, I suppose. No, but, I mean, that's worse. You don't want a salt vinegar in there. If you're going to insert a crisp inside you, at least just put like a, you know, a plain one. Salt and shake. No, salt and shake, salt and shake. Yeah, salt and shake before it. it's been salted, but you don't want to put like a barbecue beef crisp inside you. I think...

But what about a Watsit, though? I think that would be okay. It would just kind of deteriorate with the moisture. It would just be dust. But that's fine then, because there's no harm, no foul. If you're going to put a crisp in you, like, like bum-wise, then maybe Watsit is the one. Yeah, probably. Well, good.

Well, good. That went on... It's extra cheesy. Far longer than it needed to. Jesus Christ. A lot of passion. A lot of passionate thoughts about Asden. the next up is co-op versus sainsbury's co-op really what why what i've never seen a big co-op i i have to

believe my heart of hearts that they're out there somewhere yeah there's like a little woodland fairy that we'll never see but we can just imagine co-op is so always the most convenient thing to see always but it's so it's it's so expensive not always oh i feel like in my in my experience co-op is like very much the shop i go to when i have to not when i want to Yeah, I found... Sainsbury's is fine, it's just another supermarket, though. I can't say there's anything particularly distinguishing about Sainsbury's whereas co-op is like, it's always there, it's ready for you.

No, right. The co-op round the corner from yours, Ben, was not only was it expensive, but it was also just shit stuff, I thought. It was like, you know, it was good enough when you were really hungry and you were like, fucking hell, I'll eat anything. Was it when we were doing the art video, we bought like some bread from there, and we had to manually shave off the seeds from it

to stop them from going everywhere. Did we get it from co-op? Yeah, we do fresh bread at the co-op? Maybe they did, yeah. I don't know, that co-op saw me through a lot of stuff. It was helpful. It did, but equally, Sainsbury's has seen me through years and years of university. Oh, yeah.

Okay, so brand loyalty. Yeah, brand loyalty. That is that, definitely. So you would fight and die in the game of Thrones. You'd fight and die for Sainsbury. In my orange armor, absolutely. Well, Sains would bury all of its opponents. We studied Sainsbury's in history.

Oh, my. God. Because it's an industrial revolution. Please don't make me learn about Sainsbury's Peter. It's an industrial revolution era thing. It goes way back. John Sainsbury. Yeah, I know. I know there's a J in there. And you could, they had like ducks hanging up outside and stuff, you know. It was like a really old corner shop with just meat hanging and stuff. So, you know, it's, it's an old one. It's a longstanding one. And I think it should get points for that alone. I think it was the first supermarket. Pisa, you were there at the opening. We all know it.

Yeah, exactly. And that's why I defend it. I want to throw in a little curveball as well, actually. Co-op are the people who can pick up your dead body when you die. Yeah, what is that? They don't know what they are. Finger and all the pies. They're a supermarket, a bank, and a funeral parlour.

Like, what... Just make your mind up. You feed you, will fund you, will kill you, the co-op. That's what their slogan is. Yeah. God, there's the three certainties in life. Money, death and expensive sandwich. Yeah.

God. A very poor selection of frozen pizzas for five pounds. Yeah. Okay, well. Sainsbury's. I'm conflicted. Oh, come on, Mikey. You know that co-op's shit.

Wow, like the devil on my shoulder. Come on, Mikey, you know. Michael, you're your own man. Do what you will. Okay, fuck it. I'm going to Sainsbury's. Is that a resounding victory for Sainsbury's? That's two to one.

I mean, it's two to one. Okay, well, there we go. Wait. we go. Yeah, that's right. Brilliant. Okay, we move on next to the fancy, the fancy side of a shopping. Waitrose or M&S. Oh, God. I have very limited experience in Waitrose and MNs, as you might expect. Yeah, me too. Waitrose is a grandparent shop. It is. And I feel like M&S is also a grandparent shop. But I have popped into, I used to work in an M&S. That's actually a very good point. I did work in an MNS. You're a very little experience with MNS.

I was in like a regular shopper there but like I worked there at the service station and it was too expensive I used to rip into Percy Pigs and like write them off as wastage and every time I'd go back you know behind the counter I'd eat them like a lot of them

Easter eggs I'd punch them and then I'd eat them as well I mean that says at all I mean we should I think M&S should go down because the staff do shit like that Yeah what the fuck been It's disgusting I once I once was over overcome with nausea and I had to say to a customer, I'm really sorry and then I disappeared for 15 minutes. You were overcome with nausea because you've been eating all these Percy picks?

No, no. I think I just, I was faced with sort of the existential horror of being stuck at Sainsbury. I'm not Sainsbury's. I hate Sainsbury. No, I don't hate. It's the regret of killing horrors of being stuck at M&S. Wait, sorry, what was the point of that act? So what do you mean I was once overcome with nausea and had to disappear 15 minutes? That's just once I went to work and I didn't feel. feel well. What's that got to do with M&S? Because you were talking about the poor quality of the employees. Well, I think that's, no, but I'm saying, I think that's, I think it's justified.

I think if you don't feel well, I think you were well within your rights to nip off to the toilet for 15 minutes, is my point. She was still there when I came back. Oh, God. Oh, you didn't tell he didn't feel well. Did you just say... No, I just said, excuse me. Oh, I see. Oh, now I understand. Left for a quarter of an hour. Oh, my God.

She waited. This poor woman is like, about to go pick up a grand kid from school and she was like, She was like in a rush and you've left her without waiting and able to read. I'll just be in a minute. I don't have experience with wait shows. But M&S, I will tell you the people who shop in there are more often than not.

Some of the most entitled people I have ever met. Someone at a service station once asked me to carry their shopping to their car. Wow. Wow. And I was like, no. What are you talking about? Some posh old lady.

Like, no, what? No. Do you know what this is? It's a service station You know where you are Jesus What I can say about Waitrose is that occasionally

A couple of years When me and Amy Just before we left Newcastle To go down to Bristol We would go to the supermarket And do our Like all of our shop And then like two doors down

There was also a waitrose And we would nip in And just buy like a gingerbread biscuit each And they were really good biscuits So you know It's too expensive to do your full shop there but definitely they do some good treats if you want

to splash out so I'm all for waitros in this case I think I'll go waitros too MNS do clothes but yeah waitros yeah but I'm not daddy enough to wear M&S jumpers yet that's that comes later in life I think I can lend you some if you want

oh that'd be nice yeah thank you I'm gonna go MNS because I don't know it's it is very old people-e it's very posh but did you go adverts yeah exactly very sexy adverts and a class B a selection

so I'm going to go M&S I'm going to stick up for it but it's up to you Ben I've said waitress oh you said waitress okay we're going waitress there you go sorry MNS

okay the last of the eight Morrison's versus Tesco I mean I I like Morrisons because it's northern yeah it's in our blood

yeah but see like Morrisons was like my shop for basically my entire life before I moved out with my parents' house that was the nearby shop

so it's always got a near and dear place in my heart but Tesco it does truly have everything it's in Wonderland it's cheap it's nice very cheap

I grew up in Tesco town it was actually referred to by that name Tesco town we had six five or six Tescoes of varying sizes and no other supermarkets

until about seven, eight years ago when they built a massive Sainsbury Sainsbury is and maybe like a co-op in there as well. I love a co-op, Peter. I know, yeah. Rip.

So I've always had Tesco in my life and I never had a Morrisons. There was a Morrisons in the town I went to secondary school in. And I did like that Morrisons because I like how they lay it out where it's like a fake market. Yeah, it's a fish in the bakery.

And their sausage rolls are really good. The donuts. were fucking stellar. Were they? Oh, man. My grandma calls Tesco St. Tesco, and it always has.

Just because it's sort of like a sarcastic pet name for it, just because it always saves the day because it has everything. Oh. I can get behind Tesco. I mean, you know, Morrison's was my shop,

but, like, when I was at my parents' place, but, you know, Tesco is fine and good. So, yeah. Yeah, I think me and Peter in the same boat here. I'm sorry,

I'm sorry Morrison's but I have to turn my back on you I've moved away from the north I'm sorry It's Tesco time So everyone agreeing Tesco there Yeah I think so Wow

Yeah the big dog The biggest dog in this fight So those are all our justifications Now we should rapid fire Through to the semis Yeah Asda versus Sainsbury's I think Sainsbury's

Yeah that was a nice gut reaction there I mean that's obvious Yeah Asda get out. Sorry, it's a surprise you've even made it this far. See you're lucky to be up against Iceland. You've got to buy it in that. Waitrose versus Tesco. That's got to be Tesco. Tesco, yeah.

Like, Waitrose is really nice, but it's not as functional. You know, you want something you can go to every day. Do your big shop. You can't do a big shop of Waitrose. You'd be bankrupt. Yeah, you're right. Okay, here it is. The finale. This is going to be a tough one. Sainsbury's versus Sainsbury. Tesco. I do like my Sainsbury's. It feels a bit

fancier. Yeah, it does. Without being too much more expensive, I find. Yeah. But again, I'm not near a Sainsbury's right now. I mean, I've got little Sainsbury's, but my big shop is always a Tesco. Oh, do you know what?

I was going to say, to help us decide what are their slogans? So Tesco is Every Little Alps, isn't it? Every little Alps? Every little Elps. And Sainsbury's is. It turns out it's live well for less. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there's live well for less. That is a really bad slogan. I don't know. I like the Tesco ones. I like the Tesco adverts. I like Tesco. Yeah, I'm okay to let Tesco win. There we go.

Tesco, congratulations. You'll get your trophy in the post in a couple of weeks. Thank you for taking part in the tournament. So second place is Sainsbury's and should we do playoffs for the third place? Actually, should we do who's the word? Iceland Wow there we go I'm oh

I don't know I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna say Asda's the worst in my opinion I should say I should say Asda because I voted for Iceland over Asda but well you both instinctually went Iceland as the worst so I'm gonna go with that It smells weird in Iceland just a big freezer Yeah what's the it's just a giant it's a mockery of a supermarket

It's an ice cream truck with no wheels Yeah I went to an Iceland when I was back home in Newcastle a few months ago, and they had the biggest block of cheese I've ever seen. It was quite impressive. Was it frozen? How long has it been? It's from the first ever dairy cow introduced to England.

Some real well-aged cheese. Is that not just the cheese that all other cheese comes from? Yes, the mother cheese. It's like cells, it just divides and makes more cheese. It reproduces it on its own. Was it meiosis, mitosis or something? Mitosis. Mitosis.

Well, there we go. Thank you, boys, for playing a fight and tournament with me. Oh, thank you. Thanks for bringing that to us. We've been talking about that for about 15, 20 minutes now. Jesus, yeah. I knew it would be quite contentious, but that was very much a panic thing

because I didn't have anything to talk about. That's okay. Sorry to the Americans who have no idea what the hell we've just been talking about for 20 minutes. Oh, they'll be all right. Asda's like Walmart. There we go. Yeah.

Asda is Walmart. Yeah, actually, yeah. Part of the Walmart family. Michael. Michael. We've got Johnny Blunt here. at Sailor Boy Sick

Fantastic Oh good It's more deciding favourites What is the best biscuit Sweet or Savory Michael has brought 24 biscuits along They're here in front of me

I'm gonna try How about we just say What our favourite biscuits are Oh There's too many to name I'm a biscuit kind of boy Oh he's a bicky boy Yeah

Well I'm gonna say Oreo Yeah It's a solid biscuit It's vegan which is nice for me And I don't know It's just really reliable You can get it in different flavors. Oh yeah, there's really nice, like, white bourbons, not bourbons.

Brownies are kind of like custard creams. Yeah, I really like the white ones, but I didn't know they were vegan. Oh, that's good. Yeah, they're really good. So it's like, that's a revelation when they were introduced to the UK. It was like, holy shit, a few years. I might have to get some more of those now. It's getting to fucking ages, America.

You can get double stuff. You can get, like, chocolate-covered ones. There's just every variety exists. Mint-flavored ones? Oh, my God. Yeah, do like the white chocolate-covered ones. Yeah, I'm going to go all right. Just standard Oreo, but there is the extended Oreo Cinematic Universe to consider.

Ben, do you have a favourite, Bisk? I've sort of got a three-way tie of three that I really like. In fact, Wildcard, four. I like Jaffa Cakes. I like the... Don't say malted milks. No, that's only with cheese. Yeah, with cheese, I know.

I like the chocolate digestives with caramel underneath. Oh, yeah, so good. That's a good one. That's a special one But you can't have many of those Because then you feel sick And also I like the Oh god

I think I might say Oreos as well Oreos are great In terms of savoury A ritz cracker Oh Put on the ritz I like ritz crackers Oh

You're not partial to a tock Tocks are great We had a fair share of tucks last year Oh God yeah I think we'll tuck it out Nice Peeps I love

You only get so many you get fewer for your money because they're very premium I think but I love a fox's crunch cream Oh that is a premium one Two sort of golden biscuity discs Biscuits Do you remember the biscuits

The weird panda? Yeah Fax's biscuits But I'm also very partial to a custard cream Not at Jammie Dodgers in ages And I've been thinking about them a lot recently I love Jammie Dangers Yeah

I go to Sainsbury's and get one Yeah I might do next time I do a shop I think I might treat myself to some jammy d's. Yeah. But I also like a ginger nut as well. Oh yeah, a good solid, reliable biscuit. Not too offensive, just there, just there.

I like to dunk them as well. You can dunk them in your tea. I'm only a recent dunker. Are you? Yeah, I only started dunking a couple of years ago. I'm not one for dunking. Oh, I don't drink hot drinks, though, so that might be why. Oh, well, there you go.

Just dunk and Oreo in your cold glass of water. You can have milk, actually. In milk. Yeah, there you go. Very good. Milk goes well with all sweet things, I think. Anyway, that's enough decisions for one day. Thank you, everybody.

We've got to the bottom of all of our favourites. My thing, while we're on favourites, it's kind of favourites related. So maybe I should do my thing. Oh, okay, there you go. Nice. At time of recording, the people of Britain are celebrating the gift of new life. There has been another royal baby born. Oh, no.

We all did it together. We all chipped in and, you know, happy birthday to the unnamed child of Prince Harry and Megan. It's all chipping in makes it sound like there was a big boo cake. Oh, God, it does, doesn't it? It's the biggest boo cake. A big royal cake of books. Reverend Waffle there, too.

He's always there at the Royal Boothakes. Yeah. but what I wanted to know because I've seen now in the news that obviously the bookies are putting loads of odds on names and stuff in fact while you give me your answer I will Google what the favourites are but I want to know what you would call your child not the child it doesn't have to be some royal you know George the 12th it just if if and when you guys have children do you have names that you would like call a boy or a girl? Batman. Batman.

For both, Batman. Right. I don't know if you'd get away with that. I think that wouldn't be allowed by the British legal system. Well, you have Batman for a boy and wall man for a girl. Yeah. How about that? Yeah, they're fine.

That's what a Jordy says when he goes into a cave at night. Batman. Very good. That's great, Michael. That's really good. worked hard on that one, thank you. You can put on your Christmas party hat now that you got out of your car. Oh, thank you, thank you.

I feel like I'd go for like, you know how pet name, pets with human names is pretty funny. Yeah. Therefore, a human with a pet name would be pretty funny. Really funny. Yeah, unless you're the baby. Let's go Tiddles. Tiddles. Tiddles. Tiddles, Johnson. Oh, my God, these names are bizarre.

Oh, really? Yeah. Well, only only a couple of them are. Um, so there's some very, royal names in there. There's number two most favorite is James, that's 5 to 1. Wow. Okay. There's Arthur 6 to 1. Albert is 8 to 1. Philip 10 to 1.

But there's some really strange ones in here as well. Number 1, the odds of 4 to 1, is Spencer. Oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed. I don't know why I laughed. Then they'll have another one called Mark. There you go. No, there they are, Marks and Spencers. Oh my God, yeah, that'll be great.

Number seven, which at 12 to 1 odds, is Theodore, Teddy. That's all, Ted. I mean, that's fine. Teddy Windsor, yeah. At 16 to 1, the ninth most popular name is Oliver, which is not a royal name, really. No. But that's fine. Ollie.

And at number 10, the 10th most likely here, according to the Telegraph.co.uk At odds of 20 to 1 grey. What? That sounds like a fantastic name. Like an alien? Prince Grey.

Sounds like a Game of Thrones character. Yeah, 50 shades of. Really weird. I wonder what the reasoning is for that. I'm sure these will all have been worked out. Because apparently there's some name that before we knew what sex the baby was, there was

like a girl's name that was a favourite that one of the boys would have been called what was it going to be? Allegra? Allegra? Apparently.

What? Jesus. Yeah, Diana was going to if she'd had a girl would have called her daughter Allegra and so that was that was up there.

Wow. But it's a boy so there's not going to be a princess Allegra. None of that nonsense in here. No. So Michael would go for Tiddles.

Yeah. Tiddles Johnson. Yeah. And I would go for Batman Potter. Okay. That's good. That's very good. I'm fine with that, I think so.

Well, I'm pleased. Yeah. Maybe we should all choose the name from this top ten list and see who wins. Yeah. Oh, God. Are we going to remember? Are we really going to remember? Well, we can listen back to the recording.

My favorite's gray. I'm just going to say that. Yeah. Yeah. Ben? Spencer. Yeah. You mean the one that's odd.

four to one. Okay. Yeah. Oh, was it? I didn't know what the odds are. All right, yeah. No, that's the number one. Spencer is the most likely, apparently, which is bizarre. Yeah. Okay. I'll say Arthur, because it would be cool to have, I know he's like about fifth in line to the throne, but the chance of having a King Arthur for real would be amazing. Yeah. It's worth it just for he. He always brings it back to Merlin, doesn't he? Every time. Always, yeah. Bring back Merlin. Yeah. I don't know. Prince Tiddles though one day. You'll see. You'll see. King Batman. Oh, that sounds fantastic. Or Queen Batman.

Oh, anything could happen. Yeah. Or Michael's choice of Queen Woeman. That could have been... Whoa, whoa, man. Oh, crikey. Oh, well, very good. Yeah.

Michael. Michael. This is from Zach Delanzo, at Zach Delanzo on Twitter. You're drunk. Well done. You find yourself in a karaoke bar. Michael.

What's your song? Oh, okay. I'm going to go S Club, Reach for the Stars. Well, mine, as proven on the Oggscast jingle jam last December, is be prepared from the Lion King. What a beautiful rendition it was. It was with Paul. Paul Choi. It was my hyena. Heineer.

Yeah. That was good. It was a good little sesh. Yeah. God, you've got a hell of a set of pipes on you, Peter. Thanks. I was too nervous to say. Wow.

All right. Jesus. I was too nervous to get up and sing That sounded like two strangers talking for the first time Like you were trapped in a fucking lift together And you did not know what to say to each other That's what it felt like The statement and the reaction

That was the most awkward thing I've ever heard You guys worked together for a year Did we? Yeah, what the fuck? Who's this guy? I've just been politely talking to this guy Who is this? This is Michael Johnson

You may have met his daughter Tiddles Oh yeah, Princess Tiddles Reverend Bee Waffle was his teacher Of Laos Johnson, yeah I just stumbled into this discord I don't know, I can't leave House Asda Ben

Yeah What's your answer? I can't remember the question You can't remember the question Wait, say my name, say my name Michael Zach Delanzo wants to ask

You're drunk Yeah You find yourself in a karaoke bar Yeah What's your song? Oh, well I've only done karaoke once in my entire adult life so let's just say some sort of power ballad

or some sort of like rock anthem maybe well what did you sing last time well it was just like a playlist of stuff that other people chose and people just passed the microphone round so it wasn't anything really how about I can't remember the name of the song but the one that you know I just can't fight this feeling anymore that one

Fair enough. Fair enough. I can fight this feeling anymore. Just one that you can just yell, you know? Something like that. Yeah. Don't fight it, Ben. Just let it go. You can sort of get drunk and cry and just sing it.

I forgot what I started to fight it for. Just loud and angry. Yeah. Take that one. Yeah. Never learned how to play guitar, did I? Yeah, here I am. You'll be boring, Ben.

Yeah. That's my secret, Michael. I've always been boring. Michael So, Ben Yeah What is your thing? Your thing, Allene

Okay, you guys ready? So ready. Oh, I'm so ready. Oh. The key change there is really subtle And it's really hard to hit If you're doing it with a hums. Spoiler warning, is this or not?

Spoiler warning, this is not Yoda. Don't worry. Peter Austin. Yeah. It is 2014. Oh, is it? And season four of Game of Thrones is currently airing. Season what, four?

Season four. Okay. You've just turned 73. Receiving the VHS edition of the 1983 Winding the Willows film. It's your favourite. I love that. I genuinely really like that film. That was a complete stab in the dark, but I'm fucking hit it right on the head, didn't I?

Yeah. I literally searched, what's an old thing, Winning the Willows? When was the oldest film made, 1983? Oh, he probably, he probably likes that one. Oh, 83. Oh, no, I don't know what that one is. Sorry, that's my mistake. Oh, God.

Okay, well, close anyway. There's one that's got like all of Monty Python in it, or nearly all of them, and that was quite good. Okay. Yeah. Well, you were 73 in 2014. Right. That is fact. You find yourself curious about how you might die if you were in Game of Thrones, and you Google to find an online quiz to find an answer.

Peter Austin. Yeah. Pick your spirit animal. Wolf, eagle, horse, crow, rat, bear, lion, stag, or phil. Uh Crow? Crow it is Wow there is

So have you found a quiz from 2014 Maybe Right, okay Peter what's your biggest fear The Dark, being alone Failure, Heights Burning Alive, Rodents Betrayal, being mute

Or castration Oh my God I'm not sure whether it would be worse to be castrated in Game of Thrones times with no anaesthetic or being burnt alive probably burnt alive burnt alive

where is it burning okay burning alive it's not my biggest fear but out of those what a wonderful choice It's not rodents They're very big I mean I guess back then

rodents were scary They carried the plague I wonder what happens if you choose rat as your spirit animal and then your biggest fear is rodents Peter Yeah

What would be your last meal steak and chips silly feet spaghetti chocolate cake some sort of spinach dish there's photos but no descriptions sushi

fried chicken tacos ice cream or pisa pisa pizor it is what dough pie which do you consider heaven icy place

foresty place dusty place watery place wintery place or green place what's the difference between the second and green place what was it foresty place

foresty place is it looks quite spooky is green just fields with no trees like green is like the windows XP wallpaper yeah a little bit like that yeah maybe that well it depends how spooky the forest is if it's a spooky forest then I'll say green place it's misty as fuck bro

okay yeah green place okay green place it is when someone bumps into you on the street to you say sorry even though it was their fault. Say nothing but stay angry about it all day. Say something passive aggressive to them. Swear to kill them and their family. Shove them or laugh maniacly.

Be angry about it all day. Okay, say something. No, say nothing but stay angry. Yeah. Who would you rather sleep with? Rob Stark. Marjorie Terrell. Yeah.

The one with one hand. The small one. Jamie, Tyrion. The big one that says his name a lot. Hodor. Nasty Queen. He knows nothing. The Big Woman.

And Dragon Lady. What came after Hodor? I spoke over you. Nasty Queen. Oh right. No, I heard that. I guess out of those, it would be Dragon Lady. Do you want to elaborate? Yeah, I think Eagrit, John Snow's girlfriend who knew more than he did and died.

Yeah. Spoilers. Well, I mean, she... Yeah, that was a long time again. I'm just pulling your leg. If you're not up on that, what are you doing? What are you doing? And also, the translator for Dragon Lady,

I think she's a very pretty, pretty girl. She is a handsome woman. She is a handsome woman, absolutely. What's your weapon of choice, Peter? Spear, sword, poison, fire. Dago, dago, dago, dago, crossbow, axe, mace, whip. Whip? Crossbow.

Crossbow? That's fair? Oh no, that's what's his name? That's Geoffrey, isn't it? Oh, God. Crossbow? You'd be remembered as a loner, loyal, a drunkard,

a pessimist, manic, brave, sketchy, manipulative, or kind? I hope kind. Okay, kind it is. Yeah. Pick a deadly sin, Peter. Lust, gluttony,

greed sloth wrath envy pride all of the above or I never sin Sloth Sloth Sloth it is

Pick your poison Red wine Whiskey on the rocks Milk stout Moonshine White wine Bloody Mary IPA

Tequila shot White Russian Oh I do like a white Russian I don't have them very often because I don't like being pretentious and ordering a white Russian But I do like a white Russian Complete the following sentence

All men must Kill, forgive, love, laugh, die, eat, cry, run, or change. I think all men must eat, otherwise they would die. That's fair. Peter Austin. You'd die by Dragonfire. Nice. But isn't my biggest fear being burnt alive?

You're a true Machiavellian, cunning, manipulative and power-hungry. Friends would say you're the most outgoing of the group, and you consider yourself the leader. Unluckily for you, most people despise your manipulative image. I said kind. I'm lovely unlucky for you. A dragon will burn you to a crisp. I would say almost all of those things about me are incorrect. Like it's not even like a horoscope where you can go,

yeah, I guess I am kind of like the leader. Yeah, I can sort of relate to that. I'm none of those things. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I mean, the quiz decided it, so you can't argue with the quiz. BuzzFeed said it's the thing. Well, Mikey, let's find out what your face is. is.

Michael Johnson. Oh, Jesus Christ. It is 2014. Oh. Season 4 of Game of Thrones is currently airing, and you've just been released from prison for good behavior after being incarcerated on gang-related charges following the release of your debut rap EP, Dog Rap.

By Reverend Blue Waffle, who says, Michael, explain yourself. Oh, God. You find yourself curious about how you might die if you were in Game of Thrones, and you Google an online quiz to find an answer. I realized as this went on that it, You should have just combined powers to see how you'd both die.

But you know what? We'll rattle through these, Michael. We'll do it. We've heard the questions before now, so we can... Yeah, rile through it. Pick your spirit animal, wolf, eagle, horse, crow, rat, bear, lion, stack, fish. Peter said crow as well, didn't he? Yeah.

He did. Yeah, well, I'm going to go crow too. Not wolf. Wolf is a dog. Oh, but crow, man. Crow's are cool. Yeah, crow's are cool. He went to prison for that already.

Yeah. Biggest fear. The dark, being alone. Failure. Heights, burning alive, rodents, betrayal, being mute, castration. I'm going to say above castration and burning alive is failure. Oh, God. I'd rather fail and not be set on fire, but sure.

I don't know, I don't know. What would your last meal be? And obviously, you know. Garthigan chips is not an option. Can't see a great deal of vegan options in here. But I'll roll them off anyway. Steak and chips, Spaghetti Cabalora. Hot fudge Coke.

yeah leaf salad yeah stinky fish battered chicken crispy tortillas ice yum pizum

I'm gonna go for stinky fish that's the sushi one stinky fish you're not allowed to eat stinky fish well I can have I can have like fishless stinkiness

yeah I like how every single answer you've given so far I've gone no Michael not that one I wouldn't say that Michael

Which do you consider heaven? Snow place. Misty woods. Dust place. Water place. Snow place. Green place. I want to go water place.

I think we could be underwater. Water place. It's a nice coast. It's lovely. Once someone bumps into you on the street, you say sorry even though it was their fault. Say nothing but stay angry about it. I already know the answer to this one's the first one.

Say sorry even though it was my fault. Okay, cool. He's very British. Yeah. Who would you rather sleep with? Rob Stark. Marjorie Terrell. One hand boy, small boy, big boy who says his name over and over again.

Nasty queen. Boy who knows nothing. Big woman, dragon woman. In my panic, because I don't really know any Game of Thrones characters. I was trying to Google as you went along, and because I don't know the character name, I just googled one hand boy. And it's... One hand. It's certainly a Google result.

He's a sexy man. Oh, God, yeah. Don't Google one hand boy. Don't Google one-handed boy, okay? Or big woman. No. I watched the first episode. of Game of Thrones on Saturday actually

to kind of see what the fuss was about. Spoilers, I was very bored and I'm not going to continue. That's fair, it's a slow start. Yeah, the first episode isn't great. I'm just going to go short boy, because I think he's the character I've seen the more stuff so far. Short boy, good beard, good beard on short boy. Not in season one, though.

I suppose not, but, you know, this is season four, season four. Yeah. Maybe he's, I can't remember what he's up to in season four. Anyway, what's your weapon of joy. Spear, sword, poison, fire, dagger, cross, bow, axe, mace, whip. Hmm, I'm gonna go spear I don't trust myself to throw it But I think it'd be pretty cool to kill someone with a spear

Yeah, it would be rad dude It'd be fucking sick Yeah, boy Imagine dabbing with a spear Like just throwing it as you dab I'm killing someone Fuck, that'd be so lit You'd be remembered as a loner, loyal

A drunkard, a pessimist, manic, Brave, sketchy, manipulative or kind I'm gonna go manic Manic Yeah, just another manic, Mikey Pick a deadly sim Lust, gluttony, grid, sloth, Roth, Edvitt, Pride, all of the above. I never sin.

Oh, I just realised you meant like wrath, not Roth, like Eli Roth. Yes, the British pronunciation of wrath, I know. It's difficult to hear. Sorry everyone. I'm going to go... Oh, what was it, gluttony? Gluttony? Gluttony?

Because I was like the least offensive when I did it earlier. That's just being greedy. It's a good sin, that isn't it? Like just laying there and eating They're worse sins Yeah Pick your Poisson Red wine

Whiskey on the Rocks Milk stout Moonshine White Wine Bloodie Mary IPA Tequila Shot White Russian Give me an IPA All men must kill Forgive love laugh

Die eat cry Run or change I'm gonna say change It's important to grow and evolve You know become a better person Oh that's nice You got the same when I did Mikey When I did this

Oh what's that You'd be decapitated Oh, that's a nice way to go. You're well-intentioned and loyal to a fault. All you really want is to see justice in the world, but you find that others don't quite understand you. You work very hard, but unfortunately your efforts never seem to get the attention they deserve. Sadly, this means you'd be killed by a backward system of justice.

Oh, bloody backwards justice. Well, I've always wondered how I'd die, and now we know. Now we all know. I really appreciate that. Now you know. annoying as half a while Last question of the day I believe if I'm doing that right

Yeah Yeah Yeah We got one from George Fancy Oh Fancy That's LP Politish

I can't read the text Is too far away But he asked Opie Paltish George Fancy He asks If you had to eat a Pokemon Which one would you eat

And what would they taste like Seeking Oh, yeah Delicious big bass Oh yeah I think it would taste like a really nice fish Steam that son of a gun up Mmm, lovely

I think I would go ditto Yeah, what would that taste like Because I guess that could be anything Oh true It's like, would it just be like You know How everything kind of tastes like chicken Would it just taste like chicken

It's the most like bland Nothing taste ever Would it taste like the animal It took on the form of though The Pokemon it took on the film? I assume so That's what I would hope Can it or be anything

Or can he just be other Pokemon? Yeah, can he transform into a burger? Yeah, can he just Become a new Pokemon burgy If you ate a far-fetched He comes with a leak Yeah, he does He's practically of and over there

Yeah, it's like when you put an apple in a pig's mouth But no, I would eat a Taurus You know, the most forgettable Pokemon of the mall Yeah, he's up there with Pinser, isn't he? Just one of those. Yeah, just that one. Those two. What's that, the magnet one?

That would taste really bad. Oh, God, magnamite. Yeah. I don't know if you want that. Just taste like coins. You either love it or you hate it, magnamite, I think. Pennies. Oh, beautiful.

Well, thank you. Thank you. George Fancy. I really hope that is your actual last name. It's a great. Mr. Fancy. There's our divisive tips hat. Device of answers.

Mr. Henson. Well, I think that's all of it, isn't it? Yeah, that's a wrap. Fantastic. Well, Michael, great job. I really, really knocked out the park on this one, didn't I? You absolutely did. You did.

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I think people should give us one of their favourites from all the various favourites questions we've done this week, but not tell us which one. So just answer one of our questions with a single word and it's up to the reader to work out which question you're talking about. That we go, beautiful. So if you put, for example, Jaffa cake, you might actually be naming the Royal Baby.

Who's to say? Oh wow It's all a big mystery Who knows It's going to be a mess It's going to be an absolute mess Right well gents I think we're done

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