Podiots - Podiots: Episode 39 - A Quick Dab

Episode Date: October 15, 2019

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down he's not asleep but I've stopped him he's not shaking around anymore that's okay okay but I've been working since last week yeah or two weeks ago I've been working on training him so that essentially as soon as we open the flaps the music will begin okay how to train your Kevin yeah we've got to talk about Kevin Kevin. For those of you, for those of you listening just on audio, there's a video version of this podcast. Yeah, we're actually on camera. On our channel and we've got a box here with Kevin in it. Yeah. Kevin in it. Kevin in it. You ready? Yeah. Oh. Oh, it stopped. Wow. He's really well. Yeah. He's really well. Yeah. I'll start again from the beginning now.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Should we should. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. That's nice. Hello everybody and welcome to poddits, the official, um, vidiates, mm, podcast, mm, it's a conversational podcast where we take some questions from you at home and abate the look, are you okay, Peter, is Kevin alright, and you abate, and you obey, you couldn't be making more of a meal out of that if you're trying, what are you doing, Colin Globetrotter over there? God damn it I've completely lost the flow now

The official I want to pay the laws of the three hours Where everybody brings a thing along to talk about I'm Ben I'm Peter And I'm Michael We're all still here We're recording this immediately after the last episode

There's a video component as we said So please go and watch that if you can We're all on camera Look at our beautiful faces We've got some decoration up here Of all the little videos trinkets and stuff And we're all here together And happy enough

We're having a great time. We're also on a time limit because we're due to stream in an hour and a half. So we kind of need to do literally any preparation at all. We haven't done a thing. So we're going to get through this hopefully in an hour this time. But we'll do our best. Before we go any further, though, I'd like to talk about Pod Squad. The Pod Squad are the elite force in the podcasting world.

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You briefly led the Pod Squad that was on the ground at Area 51. I did, yeah, I was on the ground with the Pod Squad. It wasn't actually published in the news, but we crossed those gates. We went through those barriers, and thus the government had been silencing us. So next episode, we'll release some secrets about it. He heard it here first. Well, Kevin is actually from Area 51. He's from an area.

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I nearly read that in the way that robot lady reads it but I don't want to ruin it because at the moment Michael hasn't heard it yet. I have no idea what's going on.

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I don't know why I closed that because I'm going to need it later Here's a question for you guys It comes from Katrina Krieger Ruck At K-Feminist Artist You remember her from last year She sent us things

I do In the show that we did Where we opened the boxes She still does Twitter things She tweets and likes as our things She watches the triple jumps as well Seeing as it's spooky time soon It is October now

It is Spook Month What Five Things would be used in an altar slash pentagram to summon you. Oh. I would, it would be five, ten pence tubs of garlic, an extra 50s worth of garlic. Loads of extra. Can we please make a classic video at shitpost where we just go into a place and can I have an extra 50s worth of garlic?

Just see what they do. Just order a kebab and just can I have an extra 50s worth of garlic? I'm just like, I mean, I have no idea how to measure how much the garlic is worth. Oh, I have no idea you were one of the Juxens. We've got a tab for you You were three grand You just got a tap Do you want your usual order as well

And it's just lots of meth Yeah Just from behind the counter What would tempt me into an alien Spaceship I think honestly I'd go up By my own free will In an alien spaceship

Did you completely miss here? Yes I did I did It was a pentagram It's an altar slash pentagram To summon you To summon me So what people put on the floor To summon Mikey

What five things Could still be five ten pence a piece You can have five eggs. Loads of extra garlic. What is it? It's shreddies. Those are the underpants that stop your farts from smelling. You absorb the smell. Is that right?

Yeah, they call it. In service station stops. They've got adverts for them in front of the urinal. Shreddies. They're called shreds. For when you shreds? Yeah, when you let shreds. That's weird.

Maybe like there'd be a solution to all my problems. A couple pairs of shreddies. Okay. And then, yeah, that just rise up from that. So just lots of shreddies. She's lots of pants. And they're Mikey of kids. Mine would be some more podcast-friendly weird Wikipedia articles because we've gone through all the best candidates.

At that Peter Austin. At that Peter Austin on Twitter, yeah. There's obviously lots of ones that are just about, you know, someone who was savagely murdered, but I don't really want to read those. That's Mikey's remit. Yeah, that's why I do. Yeah, my territory. And then there's also some others that are weird and interesting, but, you know, they're like 60,000 internet pages long on a single Wikipedia page. So, you know, I don't want to sit and go through all that.

I'm too lazy. Just loads of Wikipedia printouts on the floor. Yeah. Oh, and here comes Peter. Oh, there is. Where is he there? Can't really see him. Short, bite-sized ones, if there are any left, you know.

We've run out of Wikipedia. Yeah, I've run out of wikipedia. There's no more Wikipedia left. There's some left, but, yeah, I'm going easy on it at the moment. Okay. Yeah. I'd have a piece of original recipe fried chicken. Mm-hmm.

A Blu-ray. of Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 1 some good kush a Jack Johnson album and an explosive unexposed an explosive

any particular kind dealer's choice TNT TNT TNT well there we go we made TNT and chemistry wants it in school

what did you really you have to keep it really still really cold you have to make it in like an ice bath on the desk. That's dumb. Why were you allowed to do that? I don't know.

Because you're like, yeah, this is how you make trinitrotolioine. We're like, try, what is that? Or TNT. I have to keep it really cold. It's just in case the minds open up again. They've just got you trained. Just in case.

Another quick question here before we get started with our things. This is from Lacey at Tushie Getter. Oh, Tushie Gettor. God, such a mum. Tushie getter? What is that?

Tushie getter. But it's not spelt as in, I thought Tushy had an IE on the end. Lacey, get back to us on that. What is the optimum crisp shape and why? Oh, definitely. Large disc. You don't want the large disc. Ritched.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the rich. For your pleasure. It's more flavour. It does get more seasoning in there. Bigger surface area. And the crunch. I love that, like McCoy's basically, is, I think it's the optimum shape. Well, actually, no.

No. That's a hasty answer. Yes, but actually no. But actually, no, there's some really good ones out there, some other ones. I like squares. Squares are good. I mean, we've got to be careful not to confuse flavors with shapes here, but it is a good shape. Can I be honest with you?

I think Doritos are an unhelpful shape. Yeah, they are kind of in here. As are Pringles. If I could have a Dorito in disc form, I think that would be far more ergonomically pleasing. And they'd probably be less likely to shatter up into stupid little crisp fragments. I tell you what, I don't mind what kind of shape it is as long as it's folded over. It goes in my... That's what I was going to say.

Folded crisps. Salt and shake crisps, yeah. You know, people talk about how Britain's got no food culture, right? And they say, well, try this. It's spicy and it's just salty or whatever. Awesome. Fuck you for that. And secondly, salt and shake crisps with no salt on.

Yeah. Right? So it's just the potato crisps. But, as you said, when you get a really good one that's like folded over and it's extra, like, kettle crisps a little. Yeah, it's just like two layers of crunch. Man, that's so good. I have a really vivid memory of being about five or six years. old and I think it was the first time since my parents had had their three children and been

run ragged that they had like a lot of people around the house for like a party like a dinner party and my mum said she gave me this bowl of crisps and she said right peter do you want to go and hand these round to people she thought that's the job he can do and i remember really straight to his room not quite but i remember really specifically being the best host by going up to people and going did you want some crisps and they were like oh yeah and they're going but i have the folded ones One for you, best one for Peter. I can hear myself saying it. And I said it to every single person.

I'd be like, hi. And they were like, oh, hi, Peter. It's crisp. But I have the folded ones. And there's a fold. Oh, there's a fold. Oh, there's a folded one. Yeah, it's because you're the last person I came to, Auntie Janet.

That's why there's only folded ones left. Why was that, apart from obviously the taste and the taste and crunch facts? Did it just serve as some sort of nice little bedspread for Tony Peter to crawl inside and into a cocoon. and then you evolve. I tiled my roof with them. Yeah. Oh, cute.

Lovely. Did you know that the folder crisps are sometimes referred to as wish crisps? You make a wish when you get one of those. Oh, I didn't know that. So that's what you were like, maybe you didn't know it, but you had a bank of wishes there. Wish crisps?

Wish crisps. I might, did I just make that up? Surely that's a thing. Wish crisp, yeah. Fuller in half. Did she want to make a wish while, yeah. My sister and I constantly fought over the wish crisp. Sorry, let me rephrase that for you, Peter.

My family members and I, constantly were not allowed the wish crisp because they're all in my room. Oh, yeah, wow. So when you eat the folded crisp, your wish would be granted. Apparently that's the thing. I've never seen a folder wish crisp. I've seen folded Doritos. Whoa.

Foldoritos, they're called. They're special extra costing ones. Faldi-ritos. Do you have a particular flavor that's your favorite? I'm just getting so hungry. Salt and vinegar is the best. Salt and vinegar is really good. Like salt and vinegar.

In terms of universal flavors, yeah, salt and vinegar. I mean, you can get into specifics and say like, oh, well, if it's Doritos, then Chili Heat Wave, but obviously they don't do Chili Heat Wave, you know, Walkers or squares or whatever, so I don't want to reserve my favourite favourite flavour to a specific brand. Do you have a least favourite?

Cheesy de Frotas fucking suck. Really, you think? Um, Skips? I hate Skips. You don't like Prong Cocktail. I like don't like skips. Actually, I like prong cocktail. I just don't like skips. I prefer skips to prong cocktail. I know it's the same, essentially the same flavor, but like, it tastes like pink. Yeah, it's not nice. I don't like

Walker's Prong cocktail. I don't like cheese. cheese and onion crisps. By which I mean, I never had them growing up because I thought I didn't like them. And then when I was at university, I had some in a multi-pack and I was really hungry and I had them. And I was like, I don't not like these, but I'm still going to hate them. They are a bit weird. I imagine, especially if you've not really had them much. They don't taste like cheese or onion. No, not really. It's just a weird way. I really like cheese. If you get one with a lot of seasoning on,

that can be quite the experience. That's too much. Too much cheese and onion. Unpopular opinion. I really don't like. Well, not I really don't like, but I don't love cool original Doritos. They're probably my least favorite of the three big ones. Some people are mad about that. My friend swears by the new ones. They're the, what they call? They're like a lime green color, and they've got two different flavors in there.

And they're going to be like this, this Tex-Mex kind of thing. And neither of the flavors are very good. I don't think they're that great. I like the Dorito Roulette ones, where it's like most of the chips in the bag are just normal, then there's a couple of really spicy ones in there. Oh, God. It's like, ooh, let's play a game with my snack. I'm all right, thanks.

Guys, I've got a thing. I want to solve racism with you today. Right. I'm not going to look at your screen anymore. Cadbury fails to solve racism with multicolored chocolate bar. What a surprise. Oh, yeah, I saw the image of this on Twitter. Yeah, I saw the image, but I did not read into this, so I'm very excited you've got this.

Sammy Oldcroft at Sammy Louise 94 sent this to me. God, at the end of August, and I've just had it in my inbox because of it. I thought I'll do that at some point. I thought I saw it more recently than that. Maybe it was reposted at some point. It could have been. This was August the 30th is this article from CNN. Oh, okay.

That's not so long ago. There are many ways to celebrate diversity. It appears eating four different colors of chocolate at the same time is not one of them. Oh, what shame. That's the lesson candy maker Cadbury learned on social media. This is written really weirdly. On social media Friday, after its effort to mark India's Independence Day with a multicolored slab of chocolate known as the Unity Bar went down not so well.

Do you want to describe what the Unity Bar looks like, Ben? So, it starts with soy boy cuck chocolate at the top. Me? Us. Oh, yes. Yeah. My kind. Milky Boys.

Caramel Mikey. Mm-hmm. Milk chocolate, Ben. And dark chocolate. Billy Ray. Billy Ray. He's not actually here. He's on my desk.

I forgot to put him out. Oh, what's a ceramic one, though. Yeah, there is a little war is there. Is that? so yeah it's just it's it's the usual configuration of the big bar where it's it's three along and then a lot down yeah help help i think eight thank you so yeah so it's two so it's six squares of white six squares of a caramel color six squares of milk chocolate and six squares of dark chocolate all in one bar as a concept that bar sounds amazing i'm not against the idea

of eating that for my own just for the taste gluttonous reasons yeah but when you attach It's not solved racism, has it? No. This Independence Day, let's celebrate a country that stands united in its diversity, presenting the Cadbury Unity Bar. India's first chocolate with dark, blended, milk and white chocolate all under one wrap, the company wrote of its new product. It's so problematic, though, like, you're making the association between, like, chocolate shades and skin color. Yeah, it's the whole dark chocolate thing, you know. Bitter.

I don't really know what they were trying to say there Yeah Congratulations to Cadbury for solving racism replied New York Times restaurant critic to Jal Raoul One of several commentators to criticise the brand For seemingly trivialising racial divisions Yeah fair enough Which is basically that

And then there's a lot of people reacting and so on and so forth That chocolate bar would probably have done really well If it weren't for the stupid shit Yeah if they just called it like you know The multi bar Yeah Cadbury had previously tweeted that the unit bar had been a financial success, telling a customer, we got stocked out fast.

It's not the only media company to be criticized for its handling of race relations, however, with many likening the incident to a previous campaign, misstep by Pepsi. You remember this one? Yeah. In 2017, the drinks company pulled a controversial commercial featuring media personality and vapid human being, Kendall Jenner, there was a bit of editorial from me there, that used protest imagery to market the soft drink. The ad in which Jenna participates in a photo shoot before

joining a group of protesters and offering a Pepsi to a police officer was accused of appropriating the Black Lives Matters movement and using social justice to sell soda. Don't do that. That should be marketing number one. Don't use social movements to push your product. If anybody in India has a unity bar, we would like it. Oh my God. Yeah, please can someone send us a unit bar.

That would be amazing. But that's my thing. Cabri hasn't solved racism yet, but there's still time for other brands to do the same. We could solve racism, three white boys. I think if there's anybody who is capable of doing this, it's three white boys. We can do this.

From a Western developed nation. Just stop hating each other. It's easy as that, guys. Why don't you just get a job? Come on, yeah. You've got a phone. Why don't you just get a home? Just do it.

Just get a home. Why not? I don't understand. And with that, it's time to tweet the no-context photo of Dave Spencer Phillips. Fantastic. I'm going to pull up my thing while we do the next question. I'm sorry?

I'm going to pull off my thing while we get my next question. Just want to clarify. but that's absolutely fine. Let's move on to a question. Mikey, you can see the screen, can't you? Yes. Would you like to read this one?

Yeah, which one do you want me to read? That one. This one's from Robin Lau at Robben on Twitter. She's got a cowboy and an eggplant in her name. I think that means riding eggplants. Is that what that means? She loves to ride them eggplants. Because it's a cowboy.

But we all know what the eggplant is synonymous with. Oh, no, Robin. Yeah, eating your vegetables. Yeah. Yeah. What are your sorts of? sleeping habit? Oh, I know why you want me to read this one now. What are your sleeping habits slash routines like? Example, I've always slept entirely under the covers, including my head.

Ever since a spoopy thing happened when I was 10, because everyone knows ghosts can't get you under the covers. Oh, I thought it's meant like in terms of sleeping times. Well, I think we can talk about what we're usually like in terms of sleeping. I think Michael is the most fascinating case study of this set. So maybe we should talk about your journey. need to sleep town first. Usually it happens about 4 a.m. And then I wake up, I roll out of bed about half nine when I'm supposed to be in work. And that happens every day and it just never gets better.

You make your best stuff at 3 a.m. That's the thing. Like, uh, that's true. The video, it's intro stream video I made. That was, I was in bed and I couldn't get asleep. And at about half 3 a.m. I had the idea, oh, I'm going to redo Pulp Fiction with garlic and chips, the audio from that. And I stayed up until about half four finishing that.

I think I'm best and most useful at those times But in terms of sleeping habits I don't like sleeping in the dark Don't you So unless Claudia's there I am listening by the way I'm just pulling up my That's all right

He's just pulling off his thing Keep being really rude Pull harder But I get that Because I have a similar thing Yeah I always have like a little lamp on I've always done it Oh wow

I don't like I don't really mind sleeping Without it on I just think I may as well have it on Yeah why not I'm usually I attempt to be in bed by about 11 and usually I'll fall asleep just or at least I'll be asleep after midnight after midnight at some point I used to for the longest time it was just a

comfort thing I would have the TV on with usually with my PS3 plugged into it because it's also a media player and you can copy files onto it so I had like 10 seasons of family guide that I would just press play on an episode and then turn the volume all the way down right I sleep with a fan on as well. Actually, yeah. And then it was just, it's just on. It was just a light source and then, you know, when... How was your electricity bill based on that?

You know, it wasn't actually that bad. Okay. It didn't, I couldn't see a noticeable difference because I kicked that habit earlier this year. Right. And so I just, I haven't continuously had it for years and years and years. Like I had it, I've had it on and off. But I always have my fan on. Yeah.

Um, fan on, fan on. funnel I've also since it since it was hot this summer I took my I took my my do this is a real revelation for me I'm very I know lots of people do this I'm very excited about it I I took my my duvet cover off my duvet and I slept under that as people do when it's hot but I also have my duv down at the side of the bed and so I could sling the dove the uncovered duv over the top of the sheet and it felt way cozier than it is if you just have it over the thing. So now it's a bit colder. I sleep under my under my duvet cover with the duvet on top and it's just way more snugly than it than it is. It's like a deconstructed

duvet. Yeah, kind of. Really? You've got the sheet. Sort of the weight of a duvet. Yeah. And then you've got the weight over the top and it's like, I don't know, there's something very probably hugs you a bit better than my mom does. I love my mom. I know my mom's listening. She's, she's lovely. You hug me lots. It's fine. But it works. It really works. Well, that's good. That's good. That's good to hear. I think you talk about that. You look shifty as hell then. Are you struggling and fine? Are you looking for it? No, I've found it. I know where I'll explain when my thing is why I'm you've pulled it off. Faffing around so much. No, I'll tell you. I've got it, but it's a logistical nightmare. My sleeping habits are, I don't know, I don't like to be in bed,

to be getting into bed sort of later than midnight-ish, but sometimes I just get distracted and lose track of time. So I have been known to, like, get into bed at one in the morning and then go, oh, whoops, that's the time, is it? But, yeah, I sleep with the light off. I'm fine with that. I do sometimes get a bit scared of, if I remember a horror movie, yeah, when I'm alone in the house, I do genuinely get a bit scared.

That's why I don't watch horror movies. I don't tend to put a light on as a result of that, but it's. I just don't feel very safe. I'll quite often, as long as it's not too warm, I will kind of put my head under the duvet. The thing is that I'm really good at imagining, like, if I'm lying there with, like, my head on the side of the bed, facing outwards into the room,

I can just imagine, like, a haunted child's face just coming up or, like, peeping out from the wardrobe, just looking at me, like that. Do you ever have that thing where you see, like, a court hanging up in the distance, and you, like, your brain makes it? you think it's a human. I used to have that.

I don't have a wardrobe. I have one of those cheap hanging things and it's right next to my bed. So every time I wake up, it's a coat. No, it's a coat. It's a coat. It's a coat.

So there are my sleeping habits, trying not to think about monsters when I'm sleeping on my own. Actually, I've got a horrendous sleeping thing that happens to me quite regularly. I think it's like a day mare or something where it's a nightmare, but it's while you're still awake.

And I have a reoccurring one where I wake up with spiders all over me. and so I spring out of bed and I shake my bed and I'm like this because I'm so convinced I've got spiders on me How often does it happen to you?

It's like every couple of months pretty much and like for a good 10 minutes after waking up I'll hunt around the room looking for spiders and I realize wait Because you're convinced

Yeah and I realize oh wait this is just the thing that always happens to me and it's the fucking worst Oh my God I just imagine this like I wake up

look to me and I see the spider next to me or something and I just freak out so that's fun Wow Jesus That's horrible

Sorry to hear that Michael That's all right. I'm getting through it. Peter, what's your thing? My thing, given that it's the the spook month. Yeah, yeah. I thought I could get us off to a spooky start. You get us off, yeah? I'll get us off, yeah? I've been tugging

He's pulling us off. He's pulling all day. So what I actually wanted to do was I wrote an article that I was quite proud of back in the days of name redundant. Okay. When I first started there, before I was even a video, I wasn't even working there full time. I was a freelance writer for them.

for a brief period before I was employed by them. And I wrote an article about seven Halloween-style monsters that have, like, factual basis. Oh, okay. The reason I've been faffing around so much is because I'm trying to open each page in a separate tab so it can easily go from one to the next. Their website is a nightmare.

Because the website is so slow that, like, if I did just cycle through them as normal, like, page to page, there would just be loads of dead air while we're, like, waiting for each other. doing it right now and it's a new gold fan yeah exactly my goodness so I think I've got them all now well done Peter okay took me a while but um I know there is there is actually one more for me to get oh no uh just just painful no pressure Peter yeah new tab okay so I'm not gonna read them all because there's seven of them okay but I'm

going to give you guys the choice of uh which ones we get more interesting yeah maybe maybe one each you can find out the the historical precedent okay Okay. For two real actual monsters that did exist. So, you've got a choice now. Ooh. You can hear about the historical and real scientific precedent of werewolves.

Yeah. Witches. Okay. Wardrobes. Some of these are more predictable. Yeah. That classic Narnian tale. Frankenstein's monster.

Killer clowns. Some of these you'll probably able to guess. Yeah. Do da-da-da. Zombies. And vampires. So you can choose one each. I'd like to find out about zombies, please.

Yeah, go on. Real zombies? Yeah, real zombies. Okay. So there's a couple of, I think there's a couple of ways in which zombies are sort of, sort of exist. Well, kind of. Depends what your definition is. Yeah, Michael Juxon after a night's out.

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So the concept of zombieism stems from Hayton, as in Haiti. Haitian. Haitian? Is that the word? Haitian. Not Haighton. Haighton. Haithen. Haitian. I've never said it out loud before.

And African culture, where there have been claims of real-life zombies for decades. Perhaps the most famous case was featured on a vice documentary investigating the Haitian zombie. Okay. The story begins with the discovery of a woman wandering barefoot around a village in 1937, dressed only in rags and looking dazed. Locals identified her as Felicia Felix mentor, a local woman who had reportedly died 20 years ago, age 29 at the time. She was taken to the hospital where the doctors claimed that she seemed uninterested in what was going on around her, referred to herself in third person, and could not keep track of the passage of time. She was reportedly averse to direct sunlight, and on the rare occasions that she spoke,

her voice was flat and monotonous kind of weird there was some doubt as to whether this woman was truly Felicia Felix's mentor but a theory proposed in the 1980s by American botanist Wade Davis offered a frightening suggestion

of how a person could indeed seemingly die and come back to life discrete and well-measured poisoning via tetradotoxin which is puff of fish venom Oh, okay. And d'atura flowers, or angels' trumpets, can induce... Is that funny?

I'm aware of angels' trumpets. That's the noise Mikey makes when he dies. Angels trumps. Yeah. Oh, listen, it's the angels' trumpets. Between them, they can induce a temporary death-like state and cause permanent damage to brain function, resulting in delirium and suggestibility.

So essentially, the puffer fish venom can set you into an almost dead state. Wow. And the theory is that people poison, poison people with this toxin. So their heart rate in breathing is almost non-detectable, especially in a sort of agricultural village

where they might not be best equipped. The person is declared dead. They're put into a coffin and buried. And then someone comes back after the funeral at night, digs them out, and then give them poison from the angels trumpets. Angels trumpets. And that makes their frontal lobe get all damaged

So that when... It's like a lobotomy kind of. Yeah, it's like a chemical lobotomy. Jesus. So that then when they come around from the pufferfish venom, if they've not been given too much, they will then just be this sort of shambling corpse. Oh my God.

That's horrible. I don't like it, Peter. So there is potentially, you know, the real... That's the roots of zombies. The real notion of zombieism, yeah. That's one thing. I'm sure there's the second thing that I read about, but that wasn't in my article, apparently.

I think there's some stories like voodoo stuff, but I think that's a lot less scientifically founded than you. Also probably Haitian, then. Yeah? Similar area. I want to learn about the Frankenstein one, because I think that could be quite spooky. This is pretty, you might not like this one. It's pretty horrible, but it's very interesting.

Okay. It sounds non-believable, unbeliever. Non-believe. Silence, you unbelievers. So I start in my article by saying that I've always found it very difficult to get immersed in any Frankenstein-based fiction, like the trope. Because you can't just. stitch body back together and bring it back to life. Right?

That's absurd. Or can you? Oh my God! Controversial stories connect Johann Conrad Dipple, a 17th century German aristocrat or aristocrat, if you're from the UK. Aristocrat.

Who lived in the real Castle Frankenstein with Mary Shelley's in Mary Shelley's Gothic novel. It speculated that she heard stories about gruesome experiments that Dipple carried out in his lap. Dipple. Didn't he work on?

He was part of the fire crew, wasn't he, in that show. What was it called? Drew, Drew, Barley McGrew, Cuth, Cuthbert. Oh, in Trumpton. There we go, thank you. Angels Trumpton. There we go, we did it! Yeah, whole circle!

It's a fairly well-established fact that this real historical character tried to create an elixir of life by mixing together various dead animals, bodily fluids, and tissues, including blood and bones. And there are also unconfirmed reports that he attempted things much more sinister. Dipple believed that it was theoretically possible, it says here, to transfer the soul of one living thing into the body of another, allowing it to be reanimated. He attempted this with various experiments involving corpses

and a series of pipes and funnels used to channel the souls. Of course, Dipple was not successful because this is utter tripe. Trumpets. Meaning he doesn't quite deliver as an example of a real-life Dr. Frankenstein. So, enter a pair of Soviet doctors called Sergei Bukonenko, and Boris Levinskofsky. Mm-hmm. A 1940 film called Experiments in the Revival of Organisms,

which you can see on Wikipedia, this is Weird-Capetia! Yay! I've realized. You were summoned? There is a horrible video that is real and horrible. Okay. It documents a horrifying set of tests on dogs, I'm afraid, Michael.

Oh, no. At first, the video depicts a few tubes connected to an isolated heart. Pew tubes, that's where the video's going afterwards. Yeah, few tubes.com. forward slash connected to an isolated heart and lungs, which seem to function as normal several hours after being removed from the body. I feel like I've seen this video surprisingly enough. Yeah, he's taken them out but managed to keep them going or maybe even start them again.

So the heart beats and the lungs inflate and blood within the tubes is actually being oxygenated as it passes through the lungs. Pretty impressive. What follows, however, is much more disturbing. The scientists then demonstrate that a dog's head can be completely removed from the body and connected to this rig, such that it will stay alive. Wow. Oh my God. The severed head lies alone on a plate, very much alive,

and it reacts to sounds by pricking up its ears and trying to look at where the sound is coming from. It reacts to lights, and also it flinches when they prod it in the eye. Good. Good. You'd have to do that, didn't they? Yeah, and it's just a head on a plate with some tubes going in. They couldn't even just, like, you know, you know how when you shine a light in someone's eye, the iris, like, opening it close.

Got to prod it. No, prodding it does got to do that. It's got to be sure. However, there's a final trick up this sleeve. They go full Frankenstein, in my words. A dog is drained of all its blood until it stops respiring and its heart stops beating. Doctors wait a full 10 minutes while the dog lies dead on the table before connecting up the lifeless corpse to their contraption.

Its blood is pumped back into the body, and after 10 minutes on the other side, the pup is completely reanimated. Jesus, wow. Following 12 days of feeling decidedly weak, the dog is up and about as though nothing ever happened. What? Okay, that's pretty mental. I don't know if it survive for a full 12-year healthy, happy dog life.

Probably not. I mean, I think the happiness has sort of been stripped from it. Yeah, a little bit. But you can basically kill a dog by draining it and then just bring it back to life again. We don't suggest that you do. Don't do it. Please don't do that. Similarly, I actually don't suggest that you watch the video on Wikimedia,

but it is there if you really wanted to. It's like with chickens, they can be beheaded and still continue running about. I guess it's not too similar to that, but they've just done it in a very much more gruesome way, I guess. Yeah, why, why not? Well, Peter, thanks. Welcome to the Spook Month. Thank you for Spook Month.

Maybe in the next podcast, we could do two more of those. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that'd be good. There's still a lot of spook month left. Take us out throughout the month. Yeah. Here's a quick question. This is from the Parsonip Man.

The Parson, I don't want to get your hopes up. Really? The Parson. I'm going to make it all the parsnipment. At Tekir. Pretender. On, it's not Tee. Today is TKRRRD on Twitter.

Can you do a quick dab? No. I can't do a quick one. Two out of three ain't bad. That's all right. I can only do a really deep intense one? Okay, can you do a deep intense one then? Oh, Jesus.

I think my favorite kind of dab is the deep dab. Oh my God, he's standing up. So for a deep dab, it's you... Oh, Jesus Christ. So you like lean all the way down to the ground for the dab. It's like a, wow. So I'm going to very slowly... That's the joy of video podcast.

I can do that. Yeah, that's why we don't do them. I was really scared there. I thought we were all going to die. Damn. Mikey, it's a good thing you're alive, though. Because it's time for your thing. Well, in the theme of Halloween and spookiness,

I thought I'd bring some family photo albums. So sorry if you're listening to the podcast, I will do my best to describe... Audio description for the blind. Yeah, so I'm just going to record with my phone. Remember. That's the wrong way. Just to reiterate one more time,

there is a video version of this podcast on YouTube. YouTube.com forward slash video it's official. So I've got one here. I'm just going to push this along a bit. This is, Ben, if you'd like to come around, have a bit of look. I've highlighted some favorite ones.

This is me as a little baby, all wrapped up in cotton. How sweet. I'm going to hold my microphone like Freddie Mercury. Yeah, do that. Look at you there. So that's me in the bath. Isn't that cute?

You can tell it's you. Is that your dettle bath? Yeah. I mean, look, that didn't do a good job because I'm very dirty. I don't know what I've been doing. That's after you were hit by a brick. Oh, Mark of the blood just everywhere.

And what was it with getting washed in sinks? I don't know. I got washed in sinks as well. Yeah, it happens to the best of us. I probably did. I just don't remember. I guess it makes sense, because you don't want to fill a bath for a baby.

That's a lot of water to... Well, some people have a little baby bath. It's like a little tub. A bidet, I think, some people call it. A bidet. Let's have a lot of us. Need some help. Yeah, actually, if you don't mind.

Let's do the honors. There we go. This is me being a fashionista. Wow. I think I put on my brother's shoes for a laugh and I think I look damn good Yeah your shoes are really big Look at that pose

It's just very silly It's powerful I was a very round baby I think we're discovering I was a round baby too Yeah I think that's kind of the nature of babies My great grandma used to say I looked like Winston Churchill

Oh that's I was called the Michelin Man Really? That makes you feel any better Oh bless you And this is I think a prime example Of 90s interior design I was just about to say that's such a 90s sofa It's awful.

And what the, like, what are those? What are those? What are those? And what is going on my, well, my face in general, but my cheeks are incredibly red. Look at that. And, yeah, I think, I don't know what that angle is. I think that's like a cheeky, sassy pose of me looking behind. Who me?

Couldn't possibly have been. We've skipped a page. Oh, what's that one? Oh, oh, what, there we go. There we go. More 90s, just weirdness. Look at that jacket. Look at that hat.

Ready for fell in trees there. Yeah, and it's Christmas as well. There's a tree right there you can cut down. We're putting me to work on the Christmas tree farms. It's like a lumberjack. It's fucking mental. I do wish I still clothes like that because it's kind of all come back in fashion, hasn't it?

Yeah. So I think, oh, there's a lot of just Christmas photos. Would it fit you, though? If you held onto it? Well, I mean, yeah. Oh, look at that man. Yeah, more fashion. Wow, what a guy.

I look like a 70-year-old man, kind of who's going to a Christmas party. Look how happy you are in the other one there. Yeah, and then I kind of It's Christmas I've got a couple more in this album Here's me with Geordie Sander Oh Can you look closer to my niece

Yeah, why am I would you like a trean Your son would you like A librarian What do you want for Christmas son A extra 50s worth a card And I'm crying Are you? Yeah, you can see that It's too frightening

It's all too much I didn't like Jordie Santa And there's me with milky bar bar boy wow some buttons red cheeks I've got a few more I'll just whizz through them fantastic this like so I'm kind of going through the ages here okay so that was me as a baby and now we're getting on to are we getting to parrots holidays and bacon territory pretty much actually yeah I I highlight this one because it's me and my friend holding a basketball together but the shots from opposite ends of the garden well you need to get it all in

yeah I'm so distant as well that one you're so far I didn't even see you at first. I thought it was a photo of the fence. Yeah, and then we just, I think my dad had just built the shed, so we thought oh, let's get the shed, go on. Let's take a photo of both. We've only got one shot left. Yeah, come on, John. Get them all in at the same time. Oh, God.

This is me doing a photo shoot with my new school uniform. Oh. So there's me squat and blow some flowers in front of the shed. With your shorts on. The shed again. And then... Your dad was just looking for excuses to take photos of the shed. I think... Mike, you go and stand there, son. Oh, it's nice. There's a lovely shed,

that. Look at you touching the flowers there. Oh, cheeky. Gently. Gently. Michael, gently. Don't break. Don't hurt the flowers. I think the most important thing to note here is the ball cut. It's full force at this time of my life. Very, very on trend. Oh, dearie me. This picture I've highlighted, the picture itself is not important, but the story behind it is

I was on holiday and I made friends with this girl and she saw me playing with my game boy one day. Your game boy? My game boy making that clear. And she said, oh, can I have a go? and I said, no, it's a game boy, not a game girl. Oh, Michael! So, yeah, I fucking wrecked her, son. You gate kept her at a very early age.

You could have been, that could have been the start of a beautiful friendship. You could have been married with children by now, if you're not been such a bastard. But instead, I thought you were a game sexist instead. I like this photo, because I think this was me playing, like, travel holiday organizer, so I had a clipboard, I was writing things. I was like, oh, we could do this today, and do all that fun stuff. Oh, wow. You're starting to look a bit more like Barrett Zollardies and Beacon era. Yeah, well, this is a holiday's era.

Yeah. I specifically remember this photo because I thought, I'm going to do a really cool pause in the pool. It's that everyone at home knew I had a cool time on holiday. What's the pose? I think I kind of just went. You almost invented a dab. Yeah, oh my God.

You nearly dabbed there. A little dab. If you put your left arm out a bit, and it would have been very dabby. If you put your right arm in, you shake it all about. Dabby are you okay. God. We're entering the emo phase.

So this is when I got my limp biscuit hoodie. Yeah. And I got my baggy trousers and my dog chain from the market because my mom wouldn't buy me like a fashion chain. Right. So he's got a dog chain. A Lincoln Park shirt. And then every photo you'll notice I'm doing the devil sign.

Yeah. And that was me. South Shields skate park. Nice. And my Lincoln Park shirt on. And there's a few more here. Excellent. That's me and my friend, Jano,

having a good day out in a park being nuisances with our skate skateboard is he the brick wall over here oh yeah this is a good one like look at first of all that face what the fuck I look like an eight year old man and I'm just doing some mad stunts

I think you're a pedal bike in there I think this is just quite a cool photo it's me going off in the distance with my board yeah look at that chain look at that chain she'll play sad walking away music from the incredible Hulk do do do do do this is a quality photo

this is Disneyland Parra and I'm on the world's smallest bike Did you take Peter's bike? It's like a little Christy the clown bike Yeah, it is! I try to do it looked enough with it I just like that one for that reason I think there's a one at the end here which I haven't noted Or maybe not, it was another Geordie Sander

It's not here Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say No more Jordy Sander Oh my goodness Well sorry for those who were on audio mode there But go to YouTube That's how you found in the first place It's just going bloody do it.

It's a video podcast. It's a special. We've only done two video podcasts. Yeah. It's almost nothing to it. There's some pictures of me as a kid. Mikey, thank you so much. Wow.

That means I'll make most of the albums while I'm at home and they're available to me. Absolutely. It's a good idea. We're running a little under actually on this podcast, but we've sped through it so much. We've got a final question here from Tommy at triglyceride tea or triglyceride tea. Sentimental question. how does it feel slash what does it mean to you all to constantly get comments about how important you all are

to the fans' mental health? It seems 90% of us are in shambles. And you all are something that helps us get through the days, myself included. It is very nice. It is nice. I hope it's true. Like, you know. Everyone's suffering.

Yeah, of course. You better not be lying. No, yeah. I believe, obviously, that a lot of people who say it are sincere, but, you know, it also becomes a thing that a lot of people just kind of throw out to YouTube as like, oh, you help me through some hard times. And yeah, like, I think for those of you who are happy to watch our stuff and know that it will maybe make you feel a little bit better if you're having a rough day, that's really good to know. It's nice to be a source of comfort with

our weird stupid antics, which is nice. Yeah, definitely. It's, it's very flattering. I don't think any of us anticipated, for want of a better term, touching so many people. Yes. Because when we started out last year, we were just going to make stupid videos and, you know, we had this creative freedom and we thought, well, maybe it'll do well. Maybe people will watch it. And then not only did we have people watch it, but we just got this incredibly rabid viewer base of very talented and lovely and generous people.

They're more supportive fanbiz. Like, it's not often you see a fan base like this. I was going to say, like, I don't think the Yogs cast has seen anything like that. No, I don't. Like, full stop. And, I mean, the amount of posts should have really told them that something weird was going on in that room. Yeah. But, like, uh...

Yeah, like, relative to the size of the channel, like, I think it was unprecedented on it. I think even if they did do a post and tat or something, they wouldn't have the, they wouldn't have the, they wouldn't have the, let's just say the quality of our viewers. Well, I, like, way higher. This is all backed up by numerical fact as well. I know the fact that the Vidyat's VS1 shirt is the best-selling shirt, like in terms of like viewers to purchase ratio. We've got like by far the highest ones. They use us as an example when they're like talking to customers and stuff

and how you're in spreadsheets. Yeah, damn right. We're on PowerPoint presentations and stuff. PDFs and brochures and things like that. And that was you guys. Yeah. It's, you say how you ask us how we feel that people. That we're helping people.

Yeah. you guys have made us feel unbelievably special. Yeah, it's been amazing. We just, you keep out doing yourself, you know, and a lot of you came over and really continue to support Peter and I in what we're doing on a daily basis at the moment. And it's just, it still shocks us that people can be so committed to people that they've never met. Yeah.

But feel a sense of kinship with. And I don't know why that is. I don't know if it's just because we're rad. I don't know if it's because we're sexy. I don't know if it's because we're relatable or we just seem down to earth and not like there's Hey guys,

it's a go, welcome back to my episode 45. I don't know if it's literally just that but it's an honour to make stuff for you still even if it's not quite as regularly as we would necessarily like it to be. We just ask that you continue to be understanding and supportive

when potentially we may need take some time away every now and then just because of recording conflicts and just because we're we do this kind of stuff on a day-to-day basis anyway and then we're having to find the time to do it in our spare time too and it's it's it's very touching yeah you guys still want to support us and watch our stuff and uh we're so glad that it helps you yeah with whatever it is that you're going through and we're sure that you will you'll be back on your feet soon yeah we i think everyone who who does say oh you know i'm having a tough time and you know watching your stuff helps me i think that's a great thing and uh it's it's a good

you know laughed as a the best bedson as they say um i think it would be i think it's the responsible thing for us to also say you know make sure that you're attempting to find help and stop it get some help comfort and things in you know with the correct uh outlets and so on and so forth you know it's not it shouldn't i mean it's up to you how you want to deal with your own problems But in my opinion, it's not really enough that you, if you're having a really bad time with depression or anxiety or anything like that, that you're just, you know, maybe at home alone watching funny videos because, sure, that'll make you feel good maybe for the time being. But then when the video's over, you know, what's going on? You need to be able to... It's very important to surround yourself with people that you trust.

Exactly. And talk to someone you trust. You can talk to and then they can advise you. Because while we can provide comfort, we can't help you. Yeah. So make sure that you're doing everything you can to help yourself, too. Please, for everyone's sake. And there's professional help available as well, of course.

You're important. Your vagina's beautiful. It is. Your beard's beautiful. Your wee Wilson. Wilkinson is beautiful. Angel trumpets are beautiful. Angel trumpets are beautiful.

They are, yeah. All of them. Both of them. All of the flags. The rainbow one. The Jolly Roger. All of them flying. The Unity Bar.

Yeah, the Cabrish Unity Bar. Just an empty wrapper. Just flying through the breeze. All four of the distinct races. You know the four races in the world. The four races. Also, the three sexualities, gay, buy and linear. All of them.

That's all of them. You're all welcome. We love you all. If you're having a rough time, we're glad we can help, but make sure you help yourself as well. Right. Well, I mean, now that we've done that, there's actually nothing left for us to do. Right. I've got nothing to say it.

Can you do a quick dab question? And I twice reminded my, I've remembered to get an action. question to put in that place and I didn't so there we go get another dab you get another dab don't don't ask Peter because it'll smash all the windows there'll be a long one no quick ones from me we can't afford that thank you so much for watching slash listening to this podiot we're going to all go our separate ways now we're all going to go our official videos podcast going our separate ways now mickey's got well Peter and I aren't but Mikey's going back to Bristol yeah so the next time we'll probably be together, we'll be the jingle jam, which will be in December. We're going to try

and record a few potties then as well, but I'm sure we'll talk to you about it. We're going to try and stream together a little bit more often, even if it's remotely. That's something we want to try and do, and we'll hopefully have some more announcements regarding the podcast and ways you can be involved and so on and so forth in the coming weeks or months and so on. We're trying to make this a real thing, you know? We're trying to make a real thing that we do that's professional sort of. Absolutely. And we do, we do definitely have, there's nothing concrete. I don't think we've spoken to the Yorkcast officially about it yet, but we very much intend to not only go down and do jingle jam

if they'll have us, which I'm sure they will, but also, as you say, when we're down there, we'd like to not only do video content for the three of us together, but also... Checking with our little yogi friends. Yeah, I'm going to do some videos. My yogi ornaments. Watch with froggy parties.

Checking on our friends and see how they're doing. I haven't seen any of them since... Hats and booths. The other ones. Boots and hats and... And Dave. And Dave, he'll be there. Dave!

Dave! I sent Dave a message before we started recording because I thought he's in Canada, so he's behind us in the time stream. I thought maybe he'd be awake and we could give him a call, but we've had no reply. Maybe on the stream.

Who's to say, right? We might be able to talk to Dave on the stream, which was actually nearly a month ago at the time of the release of this. Everything will go back to normal. The Vod will be on YouTube there. The Vod will be, the Vodio will be on the Voddy. It's YouTube channel.

And everything will go back to normal regarding the Pod Squad stuff. as well, because as we said, it's a bit complicated if you donated since the last show. It'll be on the next show. That's how it works and it'll be normal from that and it's just because we recorded these together. Speaking of which Pod Squad for this week, Mikey

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Michael's going to be on Rules Boss this month. Oh my God, I'm on the channel. What else we got, Peter? Worst games ever? Mike, he's not on that one. No, he's not. He's not on that one. We did delay the editing of that episode, though, because we were out of the pub. We've got a non-vidate show called Cut Content,

but it's a bit like a video show because Michael was on that one. Oh, my God. There you go. He'll be on this month at some point. We also have a show called Main Menu, which was a bit like the cooking stuff that we used to do in Prove It or standalone videos at Vidiots. Yeah.

Michael on that one. Michael, I just was on it too. Bloody everywhere. And, of course, we stream pretty regularly as well on Triple Jump. Yeah. Please come and check us out and support us over there. You know, speaking of that last question. It really goes a long way.

That's our actual day job. So it would be wonderful to see as many of you, vidiots over there as possible. Mike Earl Johnson, he works at the Yugs cast. He goes places and does. some filming what you're working on made. Dina, it's a month's time from now, so I don't know

God knows what's been thrown on me plate Half-Life 12. Oh dear, they've done fucking 10 games in a couple of months. They're all shit. They rushed them real quick. Santa's given us a call and he wants us to do a brand deal

with the elves. Oh, no. I'm ganning off elfland and I'm going to be an elf. But if he puts me on lap, I'm going to cry like I did in that show. Don't touch me. Don't touch

me dog chain, mate. I'm going to the skate part. Extra 50 with a dog gene from the bag. Can I have a game girl for Christmas please? No, I'm a boy. So yeah, I add pariboy on everything.

You'll see whatever Georgie antics I get up to there. Fantastic. Finally, leave us an iTunes review or a review slash rating on your platform of choice, something to do with Alan Gore's rhythms. There they are. Peter's doing them right now for you. Guys,

we need a mystery question for the end of the show. What? A little mystery question for the end of the show. Goop. Up. Up.

Doop. Oh, what spooky monster from Peter's list should we find out more about next? Okay. What we got left again? It was vampires.

Werewolves. Witches. Wardrobes. Yeah. Killer clowns. And that might have been it. Yeah.

Keep an eye out. Something like, I don't listen back to it. Spooky question asking as well, because the next podcast will probably be a Halloween one. What would your spook sauna be? Spooksona be. I mean spook woo. Boo-woo. That's fucking stupid.

My spooksona would just be me, but with fur. Oh, that's spooky. Oh, God, I don't like that at all. Kevin's over there in the box. Are you going to spin him around again, or are we just going to play it? Here he comes. Oh, he's walking in, Kevin. He's coming.

Kevin, we need to... Play the music. Play the music. Oh, geez. Pete, he's not playing. He's not in there. Pete, where is he? Kevin.

He's not in the... Oh, no. Kevin? Has Kevin escaped? Kevin. Oh, my God. Oh, for God's sake. Oh, no, Kevin.

He's not even at the table. I have a recording of Kevin on here. Oh, thank God for that. Oh, I didn't know where you could have the technology to do that. Wow. Record audio. What did we do before Kevin, huh? Yeah.

So if I press play, maybe we can all just sing. sing Erlong to it. Here we go. I've closed it. Hang on, no, that's the one one. Where is it? There we go. So thank you very much for listening

and watching everybody. We'll see you next time on the podcast. Take care of yourself. We love you. Bye. Bye. Bye. da la la da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

beautiful i miss kevin oh if you feel like pure shit just want kevin back son's crying cheers nice one kevin's crying