Podiots - Podiots: Episode 50 - Get It Out Of The Way

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

We're back in the same room and it's FINALLY time to do episode 50! Mikey's beating bins for wrestling championships, Peter's bullying dogs, and Ben's peeling onions. Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join the Pod Squad! - https://streamlabs.com/podiotsdonations/ New merch: http://smarturl.it/Podiots Twitch: Twitch.tv/vidiotsofficial YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/vidiotsofficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/VidiotsOfficial Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vidiotsofficial Discord:  http://bit.ly/vidiotsofficialdiscord Ben and Peter's channel 'TripleJump': https://www.youtube.com/teamtriplejump Mikey's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/parrotboy Follow the gang on Twitter: Ben: @Confused_Dude Peter: @ThatPeterAustin Michael: @ParrotBoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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during the Volvo Fall Experience event. Conditions apply, visit your local Volvo retailer or go to explore Volvo.com. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Poddietz, the official. Fidiotts. Podcast. That's not what you do. You have to do that after the music rolls.

Okay, so what are we doing? We're just going to sit here. Yeah, just, yeah. It's because we're in a different, hello. If you're watching on video form, you might have noticed that things are a bit different, and that I think threw off Ben, who leads our entry.

Do I do it now? No, no, okay. See, the only time I do a podcast in front of camera now is for triple jump. And that begins with hello everybody and welcome to the triple jump podcast. We just launch right into that. So that's probably what's talking about me around. But no, we're supposed to just start kind of, you know, candid. Some light banter.

A bit of fly on the wall conversation is there. A cold open, right? A cold open, yeah. Oh, you just had a cold open. I did a cold open. Oh, hell. Oh, Jets, everyone. It's going to be a crazy fucking time.

We're on camera altogether. Yeah, if you're listening to this, then you are an idiot. You should be watching over on the YouTube channel. So we're here. We're in Bristol for a thing that has happened a long time ago at the time of the release of this episode. We're recording this, which is episode 50, which we agreed that we would come back to later

when we could all be together. And we're recording this before episode 99, which makes sense when I say it logically. But chronologically in terms of the release of the episodes and the planned release of the episodes, it doesn't make any sense because episode 99 will release before episode 50. Yeah? Does that make a difference to them?

They'll just get fed it in whatever it comes. So we're here and you're watching this, which means it's come out and we're very glad to have you here. Isn't this magic? Welcome. We've been waiting a while, haven't we? Yeah. We've probably said enough now, I think, that we then roll that music.

Hello, every... No. No. The music comes first. Yeah. Now? Now? Now? That's fine, yeah.

Hello everybody and welcome to Poddiots, the official. Vidiates. Podcast. It's a conversational podcast where we take some questions from you at home and obey the law of the three errs where everybody brings. A thing along to talk. about. I'm Ben. I'm Peter. And I'm Michael. That's the first time we've done that in sync for like, pre-pand-demand-ep. But I mean, you know, it's easier to do it in sync in person. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, the last time we've all been together in the same room to do a potty.

It would have been the ones we did when you visited Newcastle briefly. Yeah, long bloody time ago. I think that was like episode 20 or something like that. You reckon? Well, maybe not quite that long ago, but it was a long time ago. It was pre-episode 50. Yeah, it certainly was pre-episode. It's been a big flipping while. But we are here to do a potty, it's all together.

It's very exciting. And we're also going to record episode 100 directly after this, which will also be in person. So next week's episode, or next fortnight's episode, I hope you're excited because it's going to be more of the same like this, where we're all together. I mean, there's just, there's so much ground to cover. how do you feel about finally getting to episode 50 Michael it's a big day isn't it and I feel like there's a lot of hype and I think today we're going to deliver

just like whatever you think you're going to get from this episode like just smash those expectations like we're about to do because my God we've got a treat in store is that right? Yeah yes sure it's absolutely none of this was organised last minute in terms of thing preparation or question soliciting I mean we've had what three years to put together things We have.

And I did, Peter and I organized most of our stuff an hour ago. Yeah, lying on a hotel bed, feeling dehydrated. Together. Together. Together in the same room. We're on the world's longest table. I'm just looking at my preview window. I'm so far away.

See, you're, it's like a field of view issue there as well, though, because the table is long, but you look like you're really far away from us and you're not. You're not that far away from me, but I look so. It looks very tiny. It's like P.O.V. It's like Vladimir Putin. Yeah. P-O-V, you're at a war criminals cabinet meeting.

Yeah, I feel like I should fix that. Nah. It's fine. I'll tell you what, if it's different in episode 100, you'll know that we got cold feet and we decided to change it. But currently, it just looks like you're at a really uncomfortable dinner with me. Yeah. Can you go a bit further back, please? You pass the salt.

Can you actually back the fuck up? You are making me uncomfortable. Go away. Right. Well, each and every, I'm about to do the fucking triple jump thing. I'm all over the bloody place. I'm so tired. It's a video game podcast.

It's a video game podcast. My name is Ashton. We talk about gaming stuff. No, we've shot a load of content this afternoon. It may be out by the time you're listening slash watching this. And it was super fun. But Peter and I had a very early start for our flights up here. And then we launched straight into content.

And what are we on now? Like half five? Yeah. And I think all three of us have had really busy sort of four nights. Yeah. Kind of crazy. But we're here and we're really excited. Did you know if you go to streamlabs.com forward slash potty its donations and donate three pounds or more, you could get a shout out at the beginning and the end of the show and join Pod Squad, just like these amazing people did. Michael Johnson has the first batch. I will say, though, that because we're recording 50 and 100 together, and this was made clear when people joined the Pod Squad, is that they have been split evenly between episodes 50 and 100. And also bear in mind that because we're recording episodes 50 and 100 now and 99 literally the week after, there's going to be split evenly between episodes 50 and 100 now. And also bear in mind that because we're recording episodes 50 and 100 now and 99, there's going to be split.

several weeks where we don't record an episode because we got it all banked up. So if you do a Pod Squad in that time, it will be in the next episode, that being 101. So just bear that it might. Michael Johnson, who is in the Pumpy Platoon for episode 50 of Baudiots? Was Mikey in the room when you said we're going to invert the groups? Yes. I've told it. He wasn't, but I've told him. This is not going to make any sense to them, but yes. Yeah, no, I have. Don't worry. Just go along with it. Okay. We begin with the veritable Rye Moose. Windy Miller, Donak, 07, big boy donation from 100 episode.

It's time. Yay! It's episode 50. We'll split this one and two and then it becomes a 50 episode celebration. Sure, sure. Yeah, it makes sense. They say, dearest vidiots, it's your boy, Andrew. Congratulations on 50 episodes and 100 episodes.

A momentous occasion could TP, please, please, please reveal what you say. said in three dimensions of murder okay love you bye kiss are you legally allowed to do that do you i remember what it was i remember what it was i don't at this point i do are you are you willing uh can i write it down for you yeah was it like sexually explicit yeah yeah it was okay it was right uh what was pad for time for a little bit while he yeah what was so the context was it was that creepy coroner who nathanac oh no not him not nathan act no it's like the pathologist or whatever so you go to allow and there's this like weird man hunched over this this corpse it was a dead woman um and uh he sort of kept talking about or we kept talking about the fact that he checked her vagina for seminal fluid

yes because he said that first we didn't just yeah we didn't even asked he just said by the way yeah yeah yeah i've had i've checked okay fine didn't ask then there was like a visual glitch where for a single frame the whole room lit up like just it just flashed it flickered and i then said to ben or ben Ben may have said first, oh, do you think for that one frame it's got like murderers scrawl all over the wall? And I said, yeah, do you think it says? It's just, like, it's not even that bad. No, it's just, it's just so crude.

It came unnecessary. It came out of absolutely nowhere. What the fuck? Where did that come from? The last word as well, I should have just used, you know, some kind of epithet rather than. So you're not comfortable saying. What I'll say is, I'll, I'll say what I said, but I won't use the explicit word at the end.

So we said, do you think, in that single frame, if you pause it, scrolled on the wall, it says, I like dead vagina. But he didn't use the word vagina. No, he didn't. He being me. It's not a bad word, but just in the context of that sentence, it was just, it was quite visceral. It just wasn't clever.

It was such a knee-jerk reaction. Where did that? It was shock humor. It was great. Yeah. I enjoyed it. There you go. That's a big reveal for episode 50.

absolutely yeah we continue with dingley dangly dickinson um ben's big bumwank berry mccolkin and rip episode 69 he was generous and they say love you guys kiss kiss p s is it bean time always been time always been time get your beans at the ready boys it's bean time check the clock oh it's been time being the clock thank you very much i made d bp an actual lord who is not only generous but actually went above and beyond here. As their name implies, they went and made Dave Benson Phillips an actual... Did they buy him some land? They bought him some land.

Okay. I'm very sorry. I did actually read your Discord message, but I forgot in the chaos of this weekend to reply. There's a whole thing to go with this. Oh, damn. Yes, so we'll get in touch with them to see what we want to do with his lordship. You can't touch with him, did you say? Is Dave aware that he's now a lot?

No, not with Dave, with the donator. He's made Dave a lord. But is Dave aware that he's a lord? Dave's not aware he's a lord. He's a secret lord. It sounds like a Channel 4 program secret lord. Game of Thrones. It's like undercover boss.

Yes. But you just go around like shooting pheasants and stuff. Exactly. Yeah. I can see Dave Enzo Phillips and like a barber and a shotgun over. Yeah. I can see that. They say,

Happy Pod Day. I bought Dave, leave me out of it, Benson Phillips, a plot of land in Scotland, making him a lord. Glencoe. Oh well. Hey. This comes with lovely certificates and art,

which I'll send to you guys. Maybe you can sign an eBay them for charity toilet seat style love david oh that's a good idea wow cannot escape our wrath david that's amazing yes thank you very much we'll look into that thank you he is actual lord what a boy i do the thing is Dave owns everything from the stars when i bought him a star yeah to now the earth he's he's truly an all encompassing being he owns it all it's only a little bit of ridicule in exchange for such delights you know we're really i don't I feel like he should be grateful that we're not leaving him out.

Yeah, he's been paid back above and beyond. Yes, yes. He has got his own back. Yeah, he has. Yeah. We continue with, you took my fucking cider. Oh, you, Peter. Oh, yeah, that was, I think that's a me thing.

Did you take someone's cider? No, I didn't, but someone took my cider. I don't know if you remember this. I don't know if you heard this story. What? I'm assuming this is what this is in reference to, maybe. When the first year we were at triple jump, Matthew who does some stuff for cultaholic

they were doing a live reactions to a wrestling paper view and I was watching it upstairs and I brought some ciders in with me and I went to go get one and I noticed that one was missing and I was like where the fuck's that gone? And then I looked at the stream and Matthew had come upstairs and helped himself to one of my sides and was just drinking it brazenly on stream and so I went in there and said you took one of my fucking ciders

and he was mortified and I was like who fucking raised? you? Why would you do that? Why would you just take someone cider like that? That's weird. Come on. Oh, man. It's not a communal fridge. Well, it was for him. It was, yeah, that moment. By the way, I have absolutely no issues with Matthews. No, not at all. I was just absolutely shocked that someone would take my cider like that. Sider under the bridge now. And we finish on Dave's Clunge Tank. Thank you very much, everybody. Lovely. The list continues with the tiny troop.

Skodes, who is very generous and says, Hello, boys, I hope you guys are doing well today and every day. Happy Episode 100. Thank you. 50. Thank you. I fell in love with this podcast back in 2019 when I was in grad school, and this podcast continues to make me smile and laugh so much.

Big love to you, boys, hugs, and keys, keys. Thank you, Steve. We've also got Lord Brotovich, Jimmy Helmet and the Four Skins. Oh, God. Oh, dear. My favorite band. Awesome Fox is graduating. who was very generous and is presumably graduating and says,

Hello, boys, if this is EPP 100, I'll be officially finished college. I'm 30 now and have been in and out of college over 10 years, and you boys have accompanied me through it all on my commutes and sleepless nights of this successful attempt. Thank you so much. Oh, yo are very welcome. Thank you. Thank you for your donation.

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Thanks Mikey So there we are That is your Pod Squad For episode 50 The other half coming in episode 100 in a fortnight's time Once again Streamlaps.com

forward slash Podiot's donations 3 pounds or more sorry to get a shout out at the beginning and the end of the show. Who would like a question? Yes, please. Jamie Taylor at Jamie H-U-F-C on Twitter

asks, when are you doing episode 69? Now, in the process of getting questions or collecting questions for episodes 50 and 100, this particular question popped up no fewer than five or six times. Right. To which we have to ask you, are you fucking stupid?

How are we? We told you that we didn't think we could do episode 69 justice. We weren't waiting to do it. Sixty-nine would be such a nice episode that we don't think we could do it. So we were just not going to do it. If you want to answer that question, why not just go to episode 68 or 70 where we probably address it in both like bookends, you know, either side of 69. It didn't happen. Welcome to the grand celebration potty. It's where we berate our listeners. Just have a go. And I'm sorry, Jamie, to like single you out in particular. Yeah. But at the very least, you got a shout out on episode 50. And you know what?

For all of you fucking idiots, who just didn't understand what the significance of episode 69 was slashes, we're going to do episode 69. Can't do it right now. Right now. Right now. Fucking now. Hello everybody and welcome to Polly. It's the official video. It's podcast.

It's a conversational podcast where we take some questions from you at home and obey the law of the three us, where everybody brings a thing along to talk about. I'm Ben. I'm Peter. I'm Michael. Who would like a question? Yes. What's your favourite colour? blue what's your favorite color black my favorite color is yellow Mikey what's your thing

I'm gonna do a backflip maybe I'm not I'm gonna I'm gonna take a drink that's incredible yeah I can't be a question yeah question please do you prefer what's your favorite kind of potato based product crisps no fries russet That's

That's just a type of Like King Edwards Chip Chip Okay yeah I think potato grids are pretty good Yes Who'd like Who's got a thing

Who's got a thing I'm just going to read this It says I'm not new to this Bottle made from 100% recycled plastic Smartwater still Hope you enjoyed my thing Wow

That's fantastic thing I'd like another question Oh god yes please Have you Would you rather fight five ducks or answer a completely over-assed question format every single fucking week. I'd definitely rather fight the ducks than answer that question.

I'd appreciate those ducks. Yeah, I'd fight those ducks too. You ready for my thing? Yeah, give us a thing. Watch this. Whoa! I think that's the onion, that one. You are correct.

Right. Okay. Thank you so much for listening, everybody. We've got just enough time for Michael to tell you about store.orgascast.com. Start.orgas.com. Brilliant. YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, all.com. forward slash videos.

Streamlabs.com forward slash poddiots donations. Donate. Three pounds more to get a shout at the beginning at the end of the show. Thank you to Lord Brotevich and Steven Skodes. They're always in there. And what's out on videos this week? Like, just some video, like, videos the book that we did three years ago.

Four years ago. Four years ago. Some of the book, like not, so they're ones that we've already done. Four years ago. Yeah, four years ago. Yeah. Okay. Leave us a iTunes review or a review slash rating on your platform, which was it have something to do with Al Gore's rhythms.

You've got a question to do for people to go home? What's out on videos this week, four years ago? I don't know. And is it an onion? Yeah. Brilliant. There we go. That was episode 69. Are you fucking happy now? Did you enjoy that?

I think that was the best one, yeah. Yeah, me too. That was a really quick one. Who genuinely would like to do their thing first on episode 50? These really well-prepared, well-thought-out, special milestone things that we've all brought. Mine sort of little, which is fine. But I might just get it out the way first. I shouldn't take much to it.

Let's get it out of the way. Yeah. So this is an update. This is from femalefirst.com. UK, forward slash bizarre news articles. And it's an update to an ongoing Pollyts-related tale. This was written only on the 16th of April, which is like a couple of days ago at time of recording.

So this came at the right time for me, for phoning in a thing for episode 50. Psycho Seagull bullies a puppy. No! Yeah. Someone needs to do something about this. They do. This is like an amalgamation of Dave Benson's Psycho Segal and the dog that got... The dog that is.

Gizmo. That's it. Well, we've got names of both the dog and also we now finally have Psycho Seagull's name. What is their boy or girl? A psycho seagull named Cedric Has been causing havoc By bullying a 15-week-old terrier peg It looks like terrier peg

But no, that's its name A 15-week-old terrier You're not meant to pronounce the pea Peg It's like teradactal Yeah, terrier egg By bullying a 15 week old terrier egg And knocking down

Pottered plants in owner Mark Tutton's Garden I presume that's the owner of the terrier egg rather than the seagull would you peg tutton peg tutton a seagull has been terrorising a puppy

by swooping down to steal its toys no that is terror it is terror there's then a stock image of a seagull just eating a chick can I see it please that is what that is

that's what seagulls look like that is yeah that is Yeah. This is written by someone. We'll find out at the end, I think. It's at the bottom. Peg. Yeah.

The 15-week-old border terrier named Egg has been a victim of bullying by the menacing bird. The pestering gull named Cedric has made off with soft toys, squeaky toys, and balls on numerous occasions. Is that hyphenated? It's not. Oh, no, my balls on.

I thought it says balls on and then there's a new line. I thought it was going to say balls on string or balls on rope. Oh, it's not Peg at all. Soft toys, squeaky toys and balls on numerous occasions. And also likes to taunt the tiny dog by drinking from Pegg's water bowl before flipping it over. Wow. Wow. Pegg's owner Mark Tutton from Sanddown in the Isle of Wight told the Daily Star,

he picked up the squeaky chicken toy and flew up. onto the next door's roof squeaking it. Shit! What a terror! He comes into the garden, had a drink out... Just a change in tents there.

He comes into the garden, had a drink out of Pegg's bowl and then tips it over. He also pecks on the patio door after knocking the water over and stares at Pegg like he's teasing her. Wow. Pegg, we've established as a female.

I didn't realize. It sounded more like a... I suppose... On top of harassing the peck... Cedric also makes a beeline for Mark's potted plants and has left the garden in a complete mess. He added, we go out there and we know Cedric's been

because all the flowers in the pots have been pulled out. Is that the end? It's like a really crappy Christmas soon. No Santa's been. Or Cedric's been at the end. And then it's just ads. That's where it ends. Peter, that's the best one you have ever brought.

Oh, wait. No? That's not all. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's the end And I don't have the name of the writer You know what's an input on that, did they?

Cedric, Cedric came off pretty well in that Yeah, I think so What a fucking legend Wow Well, there we go I mean, admittedly I didn't read this before I brought it I read the first, I mean, why would you? I read the first two paragraphs

and thought, well, it's an article There'll be some meat to it Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That was everything that we need to know Basically everything that was just in the subheading Yeah, that it steals toys and flips the water with these articles where do they come from because like it's daily star it's it's not like the daily stars like going around the area getting like hot and fresh stories it's either the owners post

well actually it's it's always the owners post it on social media some kind of local neighborhood group has anyone seen the seagull and there's some reporter and they're like oh this make a banging story got to meet my court today um anyone know the some freelance who needs a 20 quid or whatever yes well there we go that was a thing apparently thank you peter i do have a bird related story if you'd like me to pad it out This is a good story. I would love your bird relation. So I was at my parents' place past few days, and my mum told me a story about her friend who has a parrot, right?

Parrots. And it needed to go to the vet, and she didn't have anything to carry. All she had to carry in was a cat box, right? So she puts the parrot inside this cat carrier, and she walks to the vets. Now, this is one of those vets where when they come out, they shout the name of the pet and sometimes they put that family surname on it as well so if they're the Smith family or whatever

the parrot didn't have a particularly parody name it was just like you know Jerry or whatever I don't know I just made that up and so she walks into the vet waiting room with this cat box and everyone around I probably assume she's got a cat there and then after a while the vet comes out and they go Jerry Smith

and then from inside the box everyone just hears oh shit oh that's horrifying yeah it's good it's good story so everyone just

they look down at this cat box oh shit oh shit that's fantastic I enjoyed that thank you when I was told it the other day there we go

so those are my two things there you go double whammy thank you Peter birds birds what I'm right Okay, classic, classic, the jokers of the animal kingdom.

Are you ready for another question? Yes, please. This is from Paul at Paul Zaremba 16 on Twitter. Budget cuts have affected the whole world and the only solution is to only wear one colour for the rest of your life. What colour would you wear? No more graphic teas with multiple colours

unless the image is in the same colour but different tone. Kay love you buy. So we're assuming this is every single item of clothing. It's not just like t-shirt and jeans, it's like your socks, your shoes. your hats, your trousers. Can we strike off white and black from this? I mean, white's a weird choice, but black definitely is more common one.

We have to go a bit more interested. Okay, my answer would have been black, I think, but yeah, I'm making an executive decision. Okay. What color are you going for then? I'm going to go green. Really? Camouflage everywhere you go. Yeah, that's how that was.

If you ever like in a park and, you know, you're drinking your tinnies, please come. Do you have to, do you have to pour that? the face do you have to pull by surprise and stretch out like the police are going to squeeze past you in this wide open space like a hot dog I mean I've got I've got my green pants on today oh there they are my green shoes I've got a hint of green on my socks I think it's probably influenced my decision there because I'm wearing a lot of green but I know how do you see your feet, Mikey when you walk in. Yeah, exactly. Just tripping over all over the shop. Yeah. Oh, oh, whoop. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. No, I can't argue with that. I'm choosing. I'm basing my entire close choice is based on the fact that I can, I can hide from police when I'm publicly drinking. Now, there's a lot about your lifestyle. Yeah, it does, I guess. God. I don't actually,

I don't drink outdoors all that much. I was saying that, there was a couple of weeks ago where I was out enjoying a nice sunny Sunday and um yeah skateboarding and you know as you do it's a nice was that after we saw each other yes it was yes yes yes um and like as i think for some reason the skateboard is kind of like the hub of the community in bristol we always guide these weary travelers to where they need to be and i always seem to get picked to be the helper and these two old ladies came up to me and say excuse me know where the premed drain is it was like oh yeah if you go along here and pass us up and to your left you'll find it and like what as i was like talking had a kind of Stella in my hand, which is, I mean, it's a bad luck.

Stella is not, it's not got the best reputation for drinks. And her friend just pipes in like, oh, he's a boozer. Look at him, he has a drink. He's a boozee. Oh, God. He is our boot. You should have sent him the wrong way after that. You pricks.

I send you to the fucking ibis, you bitch. Send you to the pub. A crap breakfast there. Ha. Yeah. So, yeah. So green. Green.

Sticking with green. Okay. Okay. I'm partial to a sort of maroony burgundy in terms of shirts and hudies and stuff but i think as a catch-all i'm literally wearing all the same color today just sort of a dark blue kind of a navy thing even my shoes are blue and i do have a lot of blue socks these are gray but um yeah and i think no my t-shirt is black but i've got lots of blue t-shirts i would barely even have to reinvest in a new wardrobe if someone said to me

you can now only wear a dark blue for the rest of your life so probably that it's a safe color damn i was gonna do you want to see my my blue drip from yesterday oh ben got drip check my blue drip out oh blue drip that's good yeah right so there's blue is a versatile there's all sorts of blues you say that's teal and i'd say fuck you you're right but also fuck you because how dare you yeah um i think it's a kind of blue um well if i can't choose any of those and we're going for like power rangers prime colors uh how about well the red rangers is the best. Just bright red.

What? The white rangers, the coolest one. Oh. Okay. Because he's got a gold on him too. Yeah. I can't wear red outside.

What about the gold ranger? Is there such a thing? Is it? I think there might have been a gold ranger at some point. Possibly. Yeah. You can't wear red outside. That's a danger.

I go past a field of bulls. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I am often in the vicinity of bulls, so I should bear that in mind. Do you think if you had all red clothes, but like, you know you can get those like reversible sweatshirts

for like playing rugby and stuff. Yeah. You could have green on the inside so that if a bull came for you, you could just go. And it would be like, hey, where's that red thing gone? But you're forgetting that that maneuver, that particular physical shrinking and sausageifying, is so impressive and versatile that you wouldn't even need to reverse your top. You could remain red and just go, you can actually just do that anywhere, whatever you're wearing. And the bull would just go, whoa, the skills on this guy.

That thin. Let's go for yellow. Oh, that's archa. Vidiots. Vidiot's yellow. And I'm blonde anyway. So I'll just like, if the police are coming and I'm drinking my tins outside, I'll just stand directly between them and the sun and go. Ooh.

And they will no longer be able to see me. Yeah. Perfect. That's how that works. I like it. Michael Johnson. Hello. Do you have a thing?

He's bending down. Do you have a thing? Okay. Do you have a thing? Oh. Always got a watch. There's a lot of pages there, but I think you needed more of a noise. Can you slam it down?

More noise than that. Okay. There we go. That's my thing. I've gone all sorts of there. Sounds heavy. It's a heavy thing. You're going to read all of that.

How long are your things normally? Would they be that many pages? Would you say? I don't know. I usually have like six pages of size 14. Like that's usually a hefty thing. But to be fair, the end. of this is just a list so it gets it don't worry i'm not worried

i'm not worried we're not worried we're not worried i think ben you might be somewhat familiar with this because it's in the wrestling world oh oh everyone goes invisible people watching at home are like hey where's he gone they gone how did they all go so i found out about a wonderful Japanese wrestling promotion. And I think, sadly, it's not like any big write-ups about online. So this is ripped from the Wikipedia article for it. But I think it gives a good impression of what it's all about. Okay.

This is the Iron Man Heavy Metalweight Championship. Yes. Is that ring bells? Yeah. Do you know that we know someone who's won it? Do we? I think so. Wait, wow, that will be like you start.

I'm going to double check. Yeah. Wow. Do that. Okay. Well, the Iron Man heavy metalweight championship is a professional wrestling championship created and promoted by the Japanese promotion DDT Pro Wrestling open to anyone regardless of gender or DDT employment status

the championship is defended quote unquote 24-7 as in any time anywhere as long as a referee is there to confirm the win then they win the championship so this is like global bar this is like global wrestling wow non-stop thrills because of this rule not only is the championship winnable, regardless of gender or number of individuals, in case of a common pinfall or submission, it is also available to unconventional champions, such as animals or inanimate objects. The title changes regularly occurring outside of regular shows, often with videos posted to the promotion's social media accounts. The current champion is Tokyo Metropolitan Assemblyman Shinchiro Kawamatsu, who is in his first reign. So yes, this is a true

wrestling promotion of the people and the objects and just anything the championship was, have you got confirmation? Yes. Okay, well when I get to my list of people I'll let you bring the pain. The championship was introduced on June 29th

on the June 29th 2000 TV taping during which Poisoned Sawada Black create the title and awarded it to himself. Good start. It was created as a parody of the defunct WWE hard core championship, which also had a 24-7 rule. The title is often defended during a 10-minute

battle royale with the current holder not being allowed to leave the match until the end of the time limit, as per 24-7 rules. The championship can change hands during and not only as a result of the match. I missed a comma there. Let me try it again. The championship can change hands during and not only as the result of the match. Yes. Unlike its name suggests, and unlike similarly title championships, it is not specific to Iron Man matches. Okay. So yeah, the history of this is on November 2nd, 1998, Mr. McMahon, which I've never seen in reference as Mr. McMahon. That's his, like, stage name, isn't it? Like, Mr. McMahon is his, is his, Mr. Man. Yes, Mr. Man. Mr. Man. Mr. Man. Mr. Man. I'm going to get serious about it. Awarded Mankind, the World Wrestling

Federation Hardcore Championship. As mankind and hardcore wrestling became more popular with audiences, the Hardcore Championship became a more serious title. Its popularity-led competitor World Championship Wrestling to create its own hardcore championship, a move followed by numerous independent promotions. When Crash Holly won the belt on February 22, 2000, he introduced the 24-7 rule that the belt was to be defended at all times as long as the referee was present.

On June 29, 2000, Poisoned Julie Sawada introduced the Iron Man heavy metal. Am I? You're talking over it, I think. I'm just, I can't. That's it. There it is. Perfect. On June 29, 2000,

Poisoned Julie Sawada introduced the Iron Man Heavy Metalweight Championship in DDT as a parody of the WWF Hard Hotel and recognised himself as the first champion. The championship belt design features three glittery silver plates on the back on a black leather strap, which is a snake skin pattern.

The central plate features brass knuckles surrounded by chains in the centre. The word Iron Man is written along the edge on the top half and the word champion, though partially raised by two years of wear and tear, is written along the bottom edge, not as cool as the video, it's spelled the wizard. No, it's not, absolutely not. That's still in my flat. King of belts.

The two side plates on either, oh, we don't want to hear about the side plates. It's a cool wrestling, it's a cool wrestling belt. The one thousandth, I feel like I've skipped ahead a bit here. After the unveiling, Mitsunobu, why did I choose one with so many names in a language? I don't comprehend. Mitsunobu Kikou. Usawa demanded he had a look at the title belt. He then used it to attack Suada and pinned him to become the second champion. So I'm already off to a whirlwind start. What a dastard. The 1,000th Ironman heavy metalweight champion was crowned on April 29th, 2014 when the title belt itself became the championing champion by pinning San Chiro Tikagi. What? I just really want to see some clips from these matches. It sounds absolutely bonkers. So this is all still.

still, this is like in a kind of, it's like K-fabe, right? Yeah, so DDT, I think, is more of a comedic, it has a serious sides, but they have a wrestler that's a sex doll. Yes. And there are lots of gifts and videos of wrestlers just having these, yeah, rip it my dude. Oh, I've seen it just having amazing matches where they're... People like, like, well, whatever, grappling with a sex doll, yeah. And they make it look like the sex doll is throwing them around the ring.

Yeah, it's kind of impressive, yeah. Oh, I've lost where I am now. There we go. Raines. So as of April 15th, 2022, there have been 1,548 officially recognised rains between 392 different human individuals, 7 teams, 44 inanimate objects and animals. So I'm really covering the whole whole spectrum of existence here. That's fun.

I like that. The record for most rains is held by Shinobu, who won it 216 times, including by trading the title back and forth with 215 time champion Yuko Miyamoto, a total of 303 times on the same night. Oh, wow. Just boom, oh no, oh no, and just repeat that for about an hour, I guess. Jesus. Jesus Christ. Dan Shoku Dino, Dino, Dan Shoku Dino holds the record for the longest combined rain with at least 440 a days in counting. The exact date of when he won his 10th title is uncertain. Massa Takanashi's six reign is the longest singular reign at

33 days. Only 147 individuals have held the title for longer than a day. So it's quite, it changes hands pretty quickly. The title has occasionally been won by unusual means. I'm a guest. Such as an auction for the belt,

rock paper, scissors and even a title change that occurred in a dream. Wow. That's excellent. How do you portray that in a video that's someone in bed, wakes up? I've lost the title If someone tries to come for my bell

just on stage door can see me It's just the bell on the floor Non-wrestlers to have held this title include AV Idol which is Japanese

porn Neo Sejima TV personality Liliko J-pop idols a cat a monkey a three-time

champion ladder just a ladder Just a ladder Okay Vince McMahon's Hollywood Walk of Fame star a copy of the Young Books, autobiography, killing the business, and the title belt itself.

And I'm just in front of me, the rest of this is just a list of the winners. And I think just, just, just, I hope, imagine how these, how these items or people won. We start with Yatchan, a monkey, which has a little, little monkey, old jester. I want to see that. Pining someone. Yatchin? As in, is it Chan, like the, the, the honorific? Yeah, I'm not sure.

It might be Yatchan, but yeah, I'd like the idea if it's Japanese, it's Yatchan. Yat Chan. Yad Senpai. Kokolo, a miniature dashing dog. Bunny, a cat. Good. A ladder, a steel ladder. There's a little bit more of a write-up for this one. Would fall on the champion and a pinfall was counted.

Ladder successfully defended the title by not being pinned during the time limit battle royale matches. Ladder was a three-time champion and the first inanimate object to win the title. We got Kitty Chan, a stuffed Hello Kitty doll. Markoon. another stuffed doll who defeated Kitty Chan for the belt a baseball bat

who then lost the belt after being broken in half as a K-O decision Oh no Chiririn A chicken doll I think one of those like Oh God

The one that's the squeals are stealing from dogs Yeah From peg A pro wrestling wave poster Big Japan pro wrestling ring truck Ice ribbon ringside mat A pint of beer Three different sticks

of Yakotori, two different steel chairs, commio, a calligraphy written by actor Akehiro Miwa, the title belt itself, as we've gone, and this is the one you're talking about, Yoshihiko, an inflatable love doll, and the supposed brother of Akehiro. That's another doll, I think, maybe, I'm not sure, or maybe a real rest, I don't know, for sure.

Wresters treat it as if it is actually an active wrestler and actually sell the moves done by him slash her. Mostly high-flying moves for some moves, like outside dives. Yoshin Hiko is helped by one or more assistants who throw him out of the ring, pull his foot on the ropes, etc. So that's a whole ballet going on there.

I mean, wrestling already is a bit of a ballet, but that, wow, we. And God, it just gets worse. A bus, a TV Tokyo camera crane, a pork bun, a cotat. And new! Pork! This bus!

A pair of chopsticks, a printed email at one point once born. Apparently a subreddit has also been the champion of the Reddit. Really? Oh my God. The Invisible Man, who was an invisible wrestler. I think I've seen a match of me. Can't see me. Three elementary school girls.

They just share it. Oh, this is the one for the groups now. The entire audience of Barond Wrestling's Americana 2016, the Young Books, and their autobiography killing the business. And lastly, the 100,000 subscribers to DDT's official YouTube, which is nice. I think that it's nice to give back to the fans. They've held a title, the wrestling title. Yeah.

So who do we know? Well, I'm going to call them right now. Oh, poggers. You joking. Have you cleared it with them? Yeah. Oh, nice. Excellent.

Hello. Hello, Jack. Hello. Hello, how's it going? Not too bad, Ben. How are you? No way, I'm not bad. I was expecting Simon Miller.

You're live on Poddiots. Please do feel free to swear. How is your bank holiday going? Yeah, it's going all right, man. Thank you. How is yours going? Yeah, it's good. We're in Bristol.

We're recording a couple of Podiots, and Mikey's just been talking about the championship that you have won twice, was it? Yeah, two-time. No way. I'm a heavy metalweight champion. Amazing. Jack's out here representing Jarra across the world.

Yeah. How did it come about? What happened? Do you want, do you want, like, storyline reason or the actual behind-the-scenes reason? Oh, what's the most fun story? Oh, the real reason is just that it would be funny. So I guess I'll go through the process of the, I'll go through the twists and turns, if you want, of, like, winning it. Please do.

Yes, please, Jake. Oh, I will do. So basically, um, the, the, the, the, the, the, back at what, culture. Do you call it that? Name redacted? Name redundant? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Either works. Back there, we held a show in Orlando, obviously, a wrestling show. And one of the wrestlers on the card was the reigning DDT Iron Man heavy metalweight champion. He was having a match with another wrestler and they both like clonked heads or something and they were both unconscious. And then I ran out and pinned him because it can be one in place that be an officially match. I play. I

pinned him, I pinned his hairy, oily torso, and then, yeah, and then I'd won it. And then later on, he dragged me to the ring by my elbow and then pinned me back. He didn't hit any moves on me. I voluntarily. He didn't want him to hurt. He just gave up the belt. No, not all. Then another one of the wrestlers, Joe Hendry, the local hero.

Local hero. he ran out and Peter all know him as well I don't know if he was ever there when Mike he was in the office you met Joe Hendry I've met Joe Hendry you know station he'll know Joe Hendry yeah of course he was doing like a gimmick at the time where he hated silliness in wrestling and it was all about prestige and he ran out and drop the belt in a like in a bin

and then later on backstage I pinned the bin the bins have become the champion of course yeah actually I put one foot on the bin I won it rounded the corner and there was the original wrestler who I won't name by name because his reputation's been a bit destroyed by real life allegations now

It seems to happen quite a lot in wrestling but the bin is still going strong isn't it? I would have thought The bin I think is running for Parliament next year Incredible Well in that case it probably is going to get in some kind of trouble at some point That is very true yeah Wow

Is that all, thanks, Ben, is that all, um... Oh, yeah, that's all we need you for. Thank you very much, that's amazing. No worries at all. I hope the podcast goes well. Cheers, bud. It already has. See you in a few days.

Jack? Sorry, I lost you there for a second. I'll see you in a few days. Yes, see you soon, then. All right, take you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye, guys.

Bye. Wow. So how is it, how is it, is it who physically holds the bell? is like because surely if you're trying to run a kind of a promotion or you know you've got this idea

of this belt and this championship was that did they have to clear that with the people in charge of the I just I think it's just one massive joke I don't really think they care as long as it trends

and it's silly and funny and people find it entertaining and that people know where the belt actually is yeah because that's what I'm thinking is that like someone's ultimately responsible for getting it back

to wherever it's going. Like, I think Jack won it because it was funny, but it was never going to go back to the UK. No, no. Like, it would have, by hook or by crook, it would have gone back with whoever was responsible for it. Whoever turned up with it.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, sure. We should have asked him. Yeah, we should have asked him. He would have known. That's cool. I like that. I can't believe he beat up a bin.

He's disgusting. Thank you for your thing, Michael. I thank you for, like, just developing it beyond the world realm of. That's okay. I can't wait for mind. to just absolutely shit itself at the end and there'll be no redemption.

Bread at Rye Bread B-O-1, boy, I assume, on Twitter. Asks, what kids TV series or movie franchise is due for a gritty reboot a la that terrible Power Rangers film? Bonus points if JJ Abrams is at the hell for whatever reason. Kids TV series, what do you think?

And we'll take it as read that Milo's Purge is already, that's already, that's in production. That's been optioned already. Oh man. Okay. Gritty reboot of Kids TV. I'd quite like to see the Chuckle Brothers as soldiers of Fortune. They turn up on their cycle car, you know, in some kind of war zone. Each on their gun, it's engraved on the side to me. Yeah. They've got their bandaliers on. You You probably have to recast them, though. Or, I mean, you could have, so you would like, probably, because only Paul is left, of course.

But as is often the case with these reboots, he would play like an old, he would probably be playing down the van or someone like that. He would play like a different character. Then you would get in two new chuckle brothers. That's what I'd like to see. That's good idea. Because we're due a new lineage of chuckles. We are. I think it's a pass on the baton in this new, newfangled way.

Yeah. I agree. Mikey, what do you want to see? God, I'm completely barren of old children's TV. for some reason my brain went too high Arthur because I know that wrapped up and that wrapped up recently and I think you know

it touched on some topics like help kids along like a little bit but I think now as an adult you really you know he enters the real world and things maybe get tougher him and he maybe just this sea of He gets run over by a car because he's in out of bark

Yeah Oh god And that's the end Maybe some substance abuse issues Oh big time He's a child star Yeah exactly like you know he's had all these eyes on him for a while. It's not ending well for...

Do you know how it actually ended? He draws the Arthur comics? Yeah, so do you remember how the intro was actually DW? I don't know why I said it as an American DW, but she turns through like a comic book and he like falls through the pages.

Apologies. That's okay. That was how like the intro went is she's like reading a comic and he's in it and there's pictures of him and stuff. And then in the final episode he became a graphic artist and was essentially like kind of drawing that comic

so it kind of like goes full circle. Trapped in a hellscape of his own dimension. He just goes around and round and round and round. He has to relive the past 20 years of Arthur. Maybe that's the dark reboot. As he's drawing it, he goes back to being a child and everyone just thinks like what is his child talking about? He has to relive that episode where he

punches his sister and he gets in really big trouble. The child. I would quite like to see a gritty reboot of Captain Scarlett I know they did that animated version that was rubbish but like a proper

update the uniforms you've got this crack team of like secret agents and then you've got this invincible one Marionettes and there's oh that's tough to say can you make marionette sexy yes obviously

Team America did it yes they did yeah yeah they did they were full on sex scenes in that yeah so I think do that again but perhaps modernize it a little bit although I still love the retro futuristic style.

Maybe keep that the same. Blood. Put blood in it. Maybe some swearing. Limbs coming off. Yeah. You just want to recreate the alligator scene but with actual blood this time.

Actual blood, yeah. I want to see like penetration and stuff. Like I just want to see it all. Captain Scarlett. More like Captain Harlet, am I right? Whoa. Pretty good. Yeah.

Sexy as fuck. Hell yeah. Nice. Yeah, I want to see Captain Scarlet porn, I think, is really what I'm asking. With strings. With strings. With strings attached.

You could do like bondage, but they just get tied up by their own marionette strings. Yeah. Yeah. And then they have to call an ambulance. And you see those really embarrassing videos where they're taken into puppet ER. They're untangled. Autoerotic asphyxiation. Oh, my goodness.

Well, it's time for a thing. It's time for a thing. You'll never guess what's happening on episode 50 for my thing. Oh, I can never. It's not the onion. Oh, my God. I've got five music. stories. I've slightly altered each of the headlines. Are they real or are they pretend news

stories written by satirical news website The Onion? You'll have to let me know. Are you ready? I'm going to run through them all and then we'll go through them one by one and you can decide one way or the other. Yeah. Okay. First one. First patient to communicate via brain implant asks to hear tool album. Okay. I'm not surprised. Yeah. Assuming proper posture is causing spinal injuries in teenagers. I'm sorry to adopt that, because I'm sat here like this. But then we've just told that possibly it's causing issues. It could be causing issues.

Maybe slapsed. Okay. I'll go half. Doritos bags will now have five fewer crisps thanks to inflation. Oh. Politician says renters should buy a house if they want to save money on rent. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. And teacher would rather be redeployed to a ride. then go back to the classroom. That's a good one. That's a difficult one. That could be either. Okay, so the first one is

first patient to communicate via brain implant asks to hear Tool album. I want this to be true. I could maybe envisage some kind of onion rewording, but I'm going to say true. I think Tool fans are pretty religious about it. I think if you could communicate at first time,

I was like, yeah, I want to hear that. Yeah. In the first study of, of its kind, scientists were able to communicate with a late stage ALS patient using a brain implant and neural signals. Among the few requests, he painstakingly communicated, was a desire

to listen to a tool album, and then it says in parentheses, and loudly. That's real. That's amazing. That's a real news story. Glad they got to live their dream. Yeah, absolutely. Assuming proper posture is causing

spinal injuries in teenagees. True or false. Mikey, what do you think? I think there's an onion angle to this. Yeah, I do. Like, maybe I can just kind of see like maybe after years of hunching, like trying to correct it, it's just create like wobbly spine syndrome.

Yeah. So I'm going to say that's onion myself. I think even just the topic alone has onion kind of potential. So yeah, I'll say onion too. That is onion. Clenching his teeth and breathing heavily as he begged for mercy, local man Ken Yang told reporters

Thursday that he could barely endure the crippling agony of proper posture. Oh my God, It hurts so much. There's no way the human body is meant to hold this position for so long, said Yang, who winced and held back tears as he held his shoulders back, sat up straight and mustered all his physical and mental strength to keep his spinal column in line. That's good. That's very good. It continues. So there we are. That is an onion article. Doritos bags will now have five fewer crisps thanks to inflation. I feel like they only got like 12 in them already. It's like that's quite steep.

Unless you get a share bag. I'm saying onion and that it might be some kind of joke about how, you know, there's already, like, there's only about five crisps in there and maybe it'll say, due to inflation, you'll just be getting empty bags or something. That's good. I'm going to go real, because I feel like there's been some news about smaller sizes across the board. So you're onion? I'm onion.

It's real. Gas prices are rising and chip numbers are falling. As a result of inflation, bags of Doritos will now include five fewer chips. Food and wine, which appears to be a website, reports how Doritos is just the latest snack that has fallen victim to shrinkflation. Whoa. An ever pervasive phenomenon in which beloved food stuffs are getting cut down to size due to inflation. Whoa.

Shrinkflation, I think, actually, is what you mean. The next one is, politician says renters should buy a house if they want to save money on rent. This sounds true. It's just, yeah, I think you hear this stuff every day. So it has to be true. Yeah. It is true.

Scott Morrison. has suggested Australians looking for rent relief should instead look to buying a home as thousands struggle with rising rental price. I think we're trying, Scott. Come on. Treasurer Josh Friedenberg unveiled his fourth budget on Tuesday evening with a promise to double the government's first home buy a scheme

to 50,000 places. It continues anyway, there we are. Come on, guys, just buy a home. Australia's fantastic Prime Minister I'm sure our Australian listeners truly enjoy. Final one, teacher would rather be redeployed to Iraq than go back to the classroom. Mikey, you're one ahead of me.

I'm thinking onion. I'm going to say real for this. Could very well be real. I just, because teaching kids can't be fun. No. It's quite a personal expense. Like, you hear all the time, school teachers constantly buying supplies.

You go get shipped off abroad, all expenses paid. I might come back to PTSD, but... In that sense, it sounds very true, but I'm just wondering if there's some kind of spin, some kind of jokey, satirical spin. I'm going to stick my guns, that's true. I'm saying onion.

it's true oh that's Michael as a sergeant in the US army Justin Bullock has endured demanding training strict military discipline

and even enemy fire but nothing could prepare him for the stress and violence he faced as a teacher at Liberty Hill Academy I've read ahead slightly I'm not going to read

anymore because it's quite harrowing but yeah it seems he worked in a very bad school ah right so yeah he'd rather go back to Iraq geez god I hope the children in this class

hear this and maybe maybe think maybe we shouldn't be such a prat to the teacher. Well, I don't think they think about that. You're worse than war. You are worse than war. Well, there we are. That's my thing. Thank you very much, Ben.

That's a great thing. Thank you. Good, good, good. Enjoyed it. One final question from Stuart. Christ, Christ, Stuart. Stu Colicious, who asks, if you could do just one video, but that video would officially end the video. Please don't do that, by the way.

What would that video be? Doesn't affect your roles at triple jump or fourth floor. Thumbs up. hard so one video to end it forever big summer blowout

go big and then go home yeah go big and go home I would like to do some kind of I was going to say vidcon

video it's con but it wouldn't have to necessarily be a convention with getting everyone around I mean that would be fun but in the sense that I'd like to just book people

I'd like to do a big thing maybe like a big live stream that gets uploaded as a vaude and we pay big bucks to get all sorts of people in we get dick and dom in they're like six grand to to do wedding uh DJing or maybe it's more like 10 grand we get Dave in 50 quid yeah we enough juggling balls to teach a class of at 12 12 12 we exhume Keith Chegwin naked uh he won't be wearing clothes anymore no um we get them all in you know get the whole gang Miley and billy ray uh Cyrus yeah garlic and chips and a food stand yeah exactly michael juggson we just get garlic and chips

yes and then we just do various things we we do play some worse games we do a memory cards perhaps um and a podcast just just a big kind of cavalcade of idiots i think is what i'd like to do excellent i want to do a live action um series of the responsible zoo owner i think take it out of the game engine bring it into the real world but only if we can have as awkward an interaction with children attending a local petting zoo as we did with the children who were asked to get off the ride at Thorpe Park while we rode it with a stuffed toy.

Even in this grand blight. Someone listening, it gets manifested and we get DM'd by a local, a very small local zoo or farm and it happens to be open to the public and all the kids are told, no, you can't go there. They're filling it with a stuffed pink water.

Yes, let these men in front. These are very important. These men, that giant rabbit is the antagonist. Yeah, I think that would be good. absurd. I would like Michael Johnson to be solely in charge of the special effects and explosives budget. And I would like to pilot some kind of absurd craft, some kind of absurd vehicle towards Peter Austin. I'm picturing maybe it be like one of those stunt shows you see at theme parks where it's set in water, like a water park and they're jumping off things into the. Yeah.

So it's like that. So it's all set up in this big outdoor pool that's got a, it's lined with fireworks and explosives and stuff and there's this giant like barge that I'm do you drive a boat pilot a boat? Yeah. Sail the boat. Sail the boat and then there is on like on top of the buoy

there's Peter wearing exactly the same amount of bubble wrappers he did last time and the juxtaposition of the size of maybe we've got a camera like Peter Cam first person a small camera behind Peter to just show quite how tiny he is compared to this gigantic boat is coming and then when the gentlestive contact happens all these explosions go I like that yeah we can do that that's how we do we do a few false starts from like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa too fast I tried to put the brake on the boat but I just keep drifting to let it the same speed yeah

oh bloody sounds good yeah gets hit by a craft of some kind yes yes yes yeah water craft there you go Nice. That is episode 50. Wow. We're going to run through a few things now, as we always do, but we will be recording episode 100 directly after this. So we will be back for episode 100 in a couple of weeks' time. First up, though, Mikey, I understand there's some sort of store.

You're absolutely correct. If you head over to store.orgscast.com, you'll find a wonderful arrangement of Yogcast-themed goodies, but best of all, boys, I don't know if you know this. Pete, I don't think you've ever seen a video shirt. in real life If you want a taste of what Peter's wearing you could head over to the shop

This actual one There we go A classic, a true Sweat and all A truly iconic design He'll sell you that one Right there Store.orgas.com

There's other goodies, there's mugs. Is it mugs or mug? There's mugs, one hoodie It's mugs, shirts and hoodie That was forget about that. The plural of mugs is not mug. No. No, no.

But there is, yeah, mugs. There is and mug. And mug. Plural mug. Well, you can go find out for yourself. Store.orgas.com. No discount code still. Keep an eye on the OXAS Twitter.

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Peter, I don't suppose you know what's coming out on videos. I don't. No? And we decided when you were outside the room. Oh, yeah. I forgot about this, yeah. But I feel like it's worth addressing anyway. Yeah.

Because people might, we'll get questions like, what happened? Why did you do? Yeah. What happened to the thing? We thought if we did. it now, then when we record episode 100 in a few minutes time, there will be none because I'll have done everything. So instead, we're just going to do none in either and wait for episode 99. It might be a slightly longer list by the time we get around to recording that.

It'll be worth it. Whatever. So you have to wait a little bit longer or just look at yourself. Yeah. Just do yourself, how well? Just go fucking watch it. Try yourself. Michael, where are you on the internet? At Powerboy on Twitter. That's the best place to keep up to date with all my internet antics. I've got stickers on there and other fun stuff. Can't remember what's on my Twitter. I'm not getting my phone out though. And I stream occasionally Paraboy on Twitch. Come join the fun. Thank you. He does skateboard tricks and stuff.

Sick. I'm really sick. If you want to see me fall over, flat on my ass, that's a place to go. Yeah. That's pretty good. Peter, where are we? We are at Team Triple Jumpers a pair on YouTube and Twitch. There you go. Whoa! He's so far away. What does it say? It says what Peter said in that

episodes of the CSI thing. Yeah, that's what it says. So you can go there to see all sorts of things, including worst games ever, rules bosses over there, we do cooking, and all kinds of things we used to do on videots, but also lists. But separately, we are on Twitter. I am at That Peter Austin, and Ben is at Confused underscore Dude. I'm also on Instagram at That Peter Austin.

So there you go. Come and look at us. Come and look at us. Come and look at us. Oh, yeah. Also, shout out to the guy. we got his name who stopped us. Oh yeah. Yes, we didn't actually get his name. Yeah.

He was watching Worst Games Ever inside his flat and then paused it. Paused it to go get lunch. And then as he came out of Asda bumped into us. I was like, we were all standing at a crossing. He was behind us and just the three people or two, I guess, because he was watching Worst Games Ever, from what he's been watching was standing in front of him. He must have thought, am I having a stroke? Am I going insane?

Yeah. Can I smell? toast though. Also, hello to Mads de Dactyl, who bumped into Peter and I when we arrived earlier. Yeah, yeah, big, big weekend of bumps. Yeah. Mikey's already met Madsadactyl in real life, but Mancadactyl was a mod for us for a good long time over at Triple Jumps.

Yeah. Yeah, it's all happening in Bristol. Lots of bumping into, the bumpy platoon. Why not leave us an iTunes review or a review slash rating on your platform of choice. It helps something to do with Al Gore's rhythms. Do we have a final question? what would you rather do fight for

ducks or answer that question about horses and ducks fight by saying you're going to fight four ducks haven't you answered that question no seriously because the question's different we've done 50 entire episodes now

50 and that's it and I think we can I think we can humbly request that you stop asking would you rather question or we'd rather spite or anything would you rather answer this would you rather question

or have a proper question Guys please for the love of God We love you all We do really Thank you so much for supporting us You know To get to 50 whole episodes And not an episode more

It is a real accomplishment And it's to 50 more If you made it all the way to the end of this And you have no idea Why you're listening to episode 50 And like why it's so out of order Because you just listened to episode 99 And that doesn't make any fucking sense to you

Then hopefully it makes sense now We decided to save episode 50 We already explained this Yeah. So I had to save it until we could all be together and now we are. Here we are.

Beautiful. I'm going to do episode 100, which is going to be even bigger. Probably not exactly the same but with less energy. Huge. Absolutely. Bigly.

He's stonken. Right. Well, we'll see you in episode 100. Take care of yourselves, guys. Bye. Bye-bye. Thank you.