Puck Soup - Super Big News Alert

Episode Date: October 2, 2017

Greg and Dave have an announcement about the podcast!

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Greg, Dave's here too. Here's the big news that we've been teasing about for the last several weeks. It's the Puck Soup Podcast, bonus episode subscription plan. Patreon.com slash Puck Soup is where you want to go to find out the Dietz. It's something that... Listen. He means details, by the way. I'm trying to be hip and cool.

And by Dietz, I mean D-E-E-T-Z because it's extreme. There's a lot of you out there that are probably saying I am paying for this shit, and I completely agree with you. would you will. You're not going to have to. The bonus episodes are for subscribers. The main episode, the puck soup that you love is going nowhere, ladies and gentlemen. It's going to be available on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, someone relaying the details of the episode to you over coffee in the morning. Like, however you get the regular puck soup.

Barksing, Jengenfline, Blarnstun 2, Ankenfly, all those places where you get your podcast. that you always tell us you can't find them it's going to be there. Podcaster, which is the app where you can date podcasts, all of them, you can still get Puck Soup there. Tinkcast, all that stuff.

Yeah, right. Puck Soup's going to still be there every week for you with the guests and the whole thing and the dick jokes and what have you. This is a way for you to get more of the thing that you love. And the thing that I want to make clear

is that Dave and I are very, very careful about asking you for money. We don't want to give you something that's shitty And have you pay for it So we put a lot of time and effort and thought Into how we're gonna do this subscription stuff So give a listen

Almost 25 minutes of work is what we put in this The exact amount of time I put it into my Eastern Conference picks you prick This is so funny the way you said it I'm never gonna get over it Sorry let's continue with the bonus episode All right the puck soup subscription plan goes like this If you like puck soup And you're like you know what

I want to show these guys how much I love them We don't know why you want to do that, but just in case you do. Just in case you do, there will be an option on the Patreon for you to give us a dollar a month. $12 a year as sort of a thanks for the content boys type thing. You know what $12 a year is? Four slices of pizza. Depending on where you go. I mean, depending on where you live and the quality.

It could be 12 slices of pizza if you go to the dollar pizza place here in Manhattan. Like 11 probably, though, with tax. But like you can just, you know, that's one fewer slice of pizza per day every year. 30 days. So there you go. For us. For a dollar a month, if you just like the show, kick us some dough, and we will love you forever. But here's the great news. If you want to get more Puck soup, and we certainly hope that you do. If you want a cup of soup. A cup of soup, if you will. As opposed to a big bowl. Then go beyond the dollar, hey, I like your regular show thing and get yourself some bonus content. For $5 a month, you get six bonus episodes. six. Six, ladies and gentlemen, for $5 a month. Here's how it breaks down.

The mailbags, the Q&As from each Puck Soup episode, well, now they're on the subscription site. They're over there. They're over there now. All the little random questions about fuck Mary kills and does Sidney Crosby like

and who would win in a fight between a Minotaur and a monster sheep or whatever the fuck. All that's going to be on the Patreon now. It's over there now. It's over there now.

would say. Four Q&As a month at a minimum. Sometimes there'll be five, depending on how the month goes. All that content will now live on the subscription side. So when you listen to the regular Puck Soup, you'll get through all the nonsense, but the mailbag segment is now kind of the appendix

to those episodes, and that'll be on the subscription side. So you get four of those. You also get a bonus episode each month. And these are not simply just like 10-minute jerk-off sessions like this teaser is. These are full Wow, you can do you, 10 minutes you take? I'm like, I'm like two and a half and I'm out, really?

These are full puck soup experiences. 10 minutes is more like sex. You get a bonus episode a month that's either going to be a top 10 list. Just get done real quick. And the top 10 lists that we've compiled for you are pretty amazing. Top 10 fan experiences is going to be the first one you get a chance to listen to on the Patreon. But we're also going to do top 10 jerseys, top 10 video games, all kinds of cool stuff. Or some months instead of a top 10 list.

you're going to get a full movie commentary. We've teased this forever, but we're actually going to do it now. You watch the movie with us, and I can tell you for a fact that the first two that we've done are the Mighty Ducks, a movie I'd never seen completely

until I watched it with Dave, and also the Jean-Claude Van Damme classic Sudden Death. It's me and Dave watching the movie with you. Think of it like this, because somebody tweeted this at us. It was a picture of a dude. It's like a meme. Picture of a dude by himself eating food next to three people who are in a picture eating food.

They're all laughing and smiling. And it says this is what it feels like listen to a podcast. You're by yourself. Right. There's three people somewhere else having a good time. With the movie commentary, it's like a little mystery science theater 3,000 thing. But now we get to watch a movie together. Basically, we tell you the movie.

We tell you when to hit play. You hit play on that movie. And then it's like we're sitting there watching the movie together while we make snarky comments about people who are more talented than us. Which is kind of like being a hockey writer. Which is basically the same exact thing. But we make fun of them and we all have a laugh. It's like a good hour and a half, good two hours of content. You have it a laugh.

So you either get a top 10 list or a movie commentary each month. So four Q&A's, a top 10 list or a movie commentary. And you're like, all right, that's five. You said six. What gives? The last piece of bonus content you get each month as a subscriber is a subscriber's choice podcast. We're going to have a poll on Patreon. We're going to take all of your suggestions.

We're going to put a bunch of things in a poll and let you choose the podcast that we do. It's not simply going to be hockey options either. It could be friends. It could be Seinfeld. It could be pizza. It could be a bunch of stuff. We're going to leave it to you, the subscribers,

to figure out what the podcast you want to listen to, that extra one each month is going to be. So, again, a dollar a month if you like the show. Greg and Dave, you're good folks. I wish there was a way it could support you. Hey, guess what? Now there is. For a buck a month, you can support the show.

But for five bucks a month, you get six pieces of bonus content. Four Q&As, a bonus app that's either going to be a top 10 list or a movie commentary. And then a subscriber's choice podcast in which you, the subscribers on the Patreon, get to pick what we talk about. That plus also a lot of other fun stuff coming your way, including early access to our live show tickets when we take this thing on the road. And if we can figure out a game commentary thing, there's ever the technology to do it where you can watch a game at the same time. It's just a matter of figuring out how to do it

where, like with a movie commentary, we just say press play, we're good at the game. There's delays. There's a fee that we're, so we're trying to figure that part out. And the other thing, too, is that it's all, there's always potential for us to do new things on the Patreon

that necessarily aren't there now. So again, to review, if you like Puck Soup, Godspeed. You can still listen to Puck Soup wherever you want to for free each week. We love you. We love the show. We're not going to take it behind a paywall.

We're not the athletic. Hey. For a dollar a month. Christ. For a dollar a month if you like the show and you want to say, hey, thanks Greg and Dave for the show. That'd be sweet. If you get a dollar our way. But just be clear, you get nothing.

You get just the satisfaction of knowing that you have paid for my $1. $1 slice of pizza that month. For $5 a month. month, though, you get lots. You get loads. You get six bonus things for five bucks a month. Four Q&As, a bonus episode that's either a top 10 list, remove

a commentary, and one subscriber's choice podcast. There you go. All right, there you go. Patreon.com slash puck soup is where you want to head. And again, like, we thank you all for supporting the stupid podcast, for loving the stupid podcast, for tweeting about the stupid podcast,

we're commenting on the stupid podcast, reviewing the stupid podcast. We wanted to give you something extra. Wait, Jeremy Ronex podcast? I heard stupid podcast. What are we talking about? We wanted to give you something extra and we think we cooked up something pretty cool for you. So do check it out.

Patreon.com slash puck soup to give you six bonus pieces of cups of soup, if you will, a month. A cup of soup. A cup of soup. A cup of soup. A cup of soup in there. If you will, each month. And with a lot more awesome stuff for subscribers on the way. And thanks again for listening, everybody.

Hope you enjoy it. We're going to make this thing worth it for you. Trust me. Dave and I have put it a lot of time already to cook up some cool shit for you and more shit's coming your way. Almost 31 minutes worth of worth of work. It's a six more than 25 minutes. Patreon.com slash pug soup, you brilliant people.

And thanks again for supporting the podcast. Sticks and hits and goals and saves and slapshots and goons. We've got sportly commentary to what if you commute. But we also cover movies, TV. shoes, it's and tools, it's your weekly bowl of hockey and nonsense. Bork, soup.