QAA Podcast - 2 Frenchmen at CPAC (Part Two) (E314)

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Proudboy crypto meme coins, JFK Jr's t-shirt design, Sebastian Gorka's snuff film, multiple nazi salutes… Julian and Anthony conclude their adventures at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at the Gaylord National Resort and Convention Center. But not before being totally demoralized. Subscribe for $5 a month to get all the premium episodes: https://patreon.com/qaa Anthony Mansuy: https://x.com/AnthonyMansuy Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com) https://qaapodcast.com QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

Thank you. If you're hearing this, well done, you have found a way to connect to the internet. Welcome to the QAA podcast, episode 314, two Frenchmen at CPAC, part two of two. As always, we are your host, Jake Rakitansky, Julian Field, and Liv, Acre. Who is here from credential media, raised your hand. USA! USA! Those people that have a badge on by

Those of y'all that have a badge on you are credentialed media. Those of y'all that have a badge on you are credentialed media. Notice how a majority of them did not raise their hand. They're part of the problem, okay? And we're not going to go there yet. So here's the deal. A lot of people don't understand how these folks were weaponized against. I'm going to break it down for you.

And these are the individuals and institutions that are going to be facing the accountability, the justice, the comeuppance. And because my last name starts with an arm, Reklin, I prefer the term retribution. Okay? So here's how it's going to work. Article 1 branch of government. Oh my God, does she say loser with a small dick? The man being called a loser with a small dick is Ivan Rayclan, who looks like an albino orc. He looks like Yakub's first white creation.

Yes. He looks like he's asking Harry for his key at Gringuts. He's speaking at the center of a group of about 70 people, 20 or so of which are journalists. We're in an open patch of grass just northeast of the Capitol building. Clusters of cops stand nearby watching. A few protesters are also in attendance, including two young women, both. of whom came alone. They're doing their best to disrupt the gathering. Their styles are quite different. One of them is yelling phrases like, fuck the proud boys, stop platforming Nazis,

and Ivan is a loser with a small dick while blowing a whistle repeatedly. The other is using a bullhorn in a way that makes Rob Zombie sound like Dave Matthews. Craiders! Interruption is bastards! Oh my God. This is absolute chaos. The people being addressed in that last clip are those who organize this little gathering in the first place. A coalition of proud boys, including their leader Enrique Atario, oathkeepers, including their leader, Stuart Rhodes, and other January 6th Capitol rioters. They've returned to the scene of the crime to make a few speeches and announce two things. One, they are being represented by Ivan Rakelin in a lawsuit against the Department of Justice.

And two, to fund this, they are launching a meme crypto token called Proudcoin, 12% of the supply of which is being donated to a J6 victim fund that ostensibly will pass the tokens on to families of capital rioters. Now, I looked this up, and within a few hours, it was down 97.6%. You can see the graph here. Each one of these little things is 15 minutes of time. So coincidentally, that percentage is the same number as the temperature of my brain as it slowly cools till I am no longer alive. I think that it might be like a processor where it works better at a lower temperature, Jake. So as long as you don't freeze, I think you'll be smarter. Yeah, I'm like seriously undervolted right now. Yeah, you can't, you can't see the graph listener, but let's just say it's a pump and dump if there was very little pump, if it was mostly dump. Mostly dump.

So they were trying to rugpole to raise funds. Did they successfully raise funds at all through this rug pill for this game or was it just a just a money vacuum? I don't fucking know, but I'm sure that the J6 people did not, you know, weren't logged in and able to cash out within the first like 30 minutes. So their shit is worth nothing probably. But whoever had more supply than them at the top here and just dumped into people as people started buying, that's that's the person who made money or those people. It's a cold, crisp, windy day in Washington, D.C., the gloomy weather having somehow dissipated and given way to a glorious sun. The atmosphere, as you can surmise in the clips I've played so far, is chaotic. The journalists are in various positions designed to capture a clean picture.

They look like a strange tableau all focused together on a single point. A motley crew of microphones are being held by a metal stand in front of Ivan Rayclan. The whole setup looks like a menorah built by Mad Max out of scrap. I know you'd like that one. I love it. Reiklin dropped out of his role at the DIA in 2018 to launch a failed bid to represent Virginia in Congress. He made a name for himself as a far-right activist and lawyer

back in December 2020 when he invented the Pence card, a rumor that a law existed allowing Mike Pence to reject election results on the third Wednesday of that month, which would somehow keep Trump in office. This didn't happen, and it wasn't true to begin with. No such law exists. But that basically kicked off the whole, like, we need Pence to change the results

and people going into the capital. He reappeared in January of 2024 when he wrote and circulated a deep state target list of 350 people he thought should be raided by constitutional sheriffs from rural conservative counties, which would deputize 75,000 military veterans who were supposedly fired by the military for refusing to get the COVID-19 vaccine. This is an insane idea for a variety of reasons. The first is that there were only a bit over 8,000 people who left the military due to vaccine mandates, so it's going to be hard to deputize 75,000 of them. The second is that constitutional

sheriffs don't legally exist and are just a concept made up by a pilled political group and private company founded in 2011 by an Arizona sheriff who was part of the oath keepers militia at the time. Can't believe this guy passed the bar. Yeah, no, yeah. I think in America, they just give that shit, like out in the gotcha machines. Probably just like, it's kind of like one of those you put a penny in and it flattens it out. And then in Europe, that's it. Your bar card is sort of, yeah, printed on the back. We've covered the constitutional sheriffs in the past, by the way, we have like a whole episode about this whole rabbit hole.

But yeah, anyways, members of the constitutional sheriffs and peace officers association or CSPOA believe that they are sovereign sheriffs who can disregard laws they find unconstitutional. This is legitimately fucked up because there are many actual sheriffs in the organization. So the beliefs do end up having real life effects. But the idea that this organization is going to deputize 75,000 people and conduct raids on whoever Ivan Rakeland decided to put on a list, it's pretty unlikely. It's basically like Q-promising the storm, but it appealed to more sophisticated libertarian rubs because Ivan Rakelin is a former National Guardsman in Green Beret, and he didn't pass around the

Deep State Target list by posting it on 8chan. Anyways, nobody was deputized. The raids never happened. Another fucking bust. By October 24, Rakelin was spreading bullshit, attempting to preemptively discredit the election results in the event that Trump lost, which he didn't. So at the time, he claimed falsely that Arizona, Georgia, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, and Wisconsin should declare their state's electors for Trump before, yeah, the results were even in. That didn't happen. And Trump won anyway, so it didn't matter. He appeared at the Rod of Iron Ministries Freedom Festival. This is the gun nut offshoot of the South Korean Moonies cult to explain that he had, quote, a plan and strategy for every single

component of the election. He also said that, quote, January 6 is going to be pretty fun. So my man was counting on a second January 6th after Trump lost, which, you know, Trump won. None of this happened for the third time. So based on Rayclan's previous track record, I doubt like anything was ever going to happen, but it did manage to attract the attention of a couple of brain-dead GOP Congresspeople who briefly promoted the idea. This guy has no juice. Like if there was a fascist cue, he would be cheering it on from the sidelines. Yeah, absolutely. So throughout all these grifts, Rayclan called himself Trump's Secretary of Retribution. No such position exists. No matter, Rayclan seems to have found a new way to get attention, representing the proud boys,

supposedly, and the Oathkeepers and J-Sixers in their suit against the DOJ. We will see if that ever happens. For now, it's just a promise, and the funding for the lawsuit is attached to a meme coin, and Ivan Reiklin's supposed to be the lawyer, so I don't know. This might all just be PR. But I'd love to see the files on his computers with the plan he has for every single part of the election. I'm sure they're there somewhere on his laptop or his computer. Oh, I'd love to see what's on his computer, but for another reason.

Earlier that day, Rayclan had been at CPAC talking a big game to any journalist who would listen. That's what he was doing here, too, except he wanted to sound extra badass around the proud boys. The J6 cover-up committee. I call it the J-6 Fed'surrection cover-up committee. Already spent 10, two years, over 10 hearings, prime time, leveraging you little bitches, all of you to manipulate the entire country, the jury pool, and the judges. I'm talking about the credentialed press here. Boring.

These guys sound horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was just, I mean, you can hear the environment was insane. It was like screaming nonstop. So, Anthony, you know, what did you think of like? the actual moment where they were doing the press conference there on the grass? I didn't even listen for a second, actually, because the second it started, the woman with megaphone started appearing on the scene, and I didn't even want to listen.

So I just kind of went around the whole crowd to try to find interesting characters to follow and speak with and stuff. But I checked out really quickly and just started speaking with one of the cops, telling me that he has no opinions while he's at work when stuff like this happens. Sure. I saw also they escorted out the first two counter protesters because, and I heard the cop saying that it was their First Amendment rights to be to be on the lawn of the capital and not be disturbed.

And not be disturbed. Yeah. And one reporter at some point, like actually went to one of the cops saying that he actually said, like, I can't hear anything. You need to do something. And because of the protesters doing a lot of not. So yeah. Yeah.

What amendment in the Constitution is the right to hear the albino orc? Yeah, that was very, very depressing because at the same time it was extremely noisy, so not nice to be around it. So yeah, no, it sucked. It sucked. It sucked. Really bad time. The sound that all of the proud boys make when Ivan says you, bitches, and they all go like, yeah.

It's just like, oh my God, like these guys go home and people are. go home and people have to deal with them they've got like friends and stuff no i think more of their mothers have to deal with them with the proud boys i feel like the proud boys are an especially petulant like group oh what a bore there was like i was like kind of briefly behind one of the proud boys and he had like little notifications pop up on his phone and it was clearly like his girlfriend and it was just like be careful be careful i love you my boyfriend is so brave he's going to see back he's so fucking stupid. He's going back to the capital. He's going back to where he was arrested, this fucking dumb ass. Please be careful out there, sweetheart.

We didn't mention the guy who looked a bit like Jamiroquay, you know, with a yellow suit, a furry chapka with ear flaps, and he was playing pop and disco songs and changing the lyrics to them, like saying the prod boys are pedophiles to Michael Jackson's. Don't start to delegate enough. They're like, pro boys, you're the pedophiles. Prad boys are the pedophiles. But the lady, but the real hero was the lady with a whistle. Yeah. She was another level. Yeah, she continued on.

I had briefly accosted Enrique Atario, who's been the quote-unquote chairman of the proud boys since November 2018, in the lobby of the Gaylord Resort and Convention Center. He was busy drumming up interest for the capital gathering among reporters. I pretended to be a fan and brought up the timing. Their little stunt was set for midday Thursday, which was prime CPAC hours. You're going to compete with CPAC. I think that we trend harder than CPAC. tomorrow. That's my best. Trend harder than CPAC.

The guy who's thinking in like 2014 Twitter terms. I know. We're going viral tomorrow. Our hashtag is, look, you're going to go viral. Yeah. Was he, I'll bet he looked real smug when he gave you this information telling you he's going to trend harder. Yeah, and like all the, all the reporters were just like, oh, how can I set up like

an interview with you, Mr. Tario? Like, it would be so interesting to hear your take on. But anyways, his boasting was somewhat undermined the next day when he had to shill crypto as the fuel for. The DOJ lawsuit. So here he is. With the success of our crypto initiatives and the proud coin, we now have the means to fight this battle without relying on anyone else. This is a tool of power, a tool of self-sufficiency, and a tool that will help fund the lawsuit that will bring justice for all.

Yes. This fight is not over. It's only begun. We will hold those responsible to account. And we will never stop fighting for the truth, for liberty, and for justice. And now to talk further about the powerful tool that helped us take this fight to the next level, I'd like to invite Ethan Nordine to speak more about the monetary vehicle we've created through the success of the proud coin and our innovative approach to crypto. Sorry, just in the middle of that, it really dawned in me that she's just like going at it continually.

Oh, no, no, no. That's awesome. Never ever stopped. Yeah. They were great. And there were moments like she was whispering in these guys' ears saying they had small dicks. She wasn't always like screaming. There was like quiet moments. That's good. Yeah, you want to do quiet loud.

That's the formula right there. Yeah. You have a small dick. I heard one sad hurrah in there. Yeah. Yeah, so lame. So the guy he is invited to the stage, Ethan Nordine, and another guy in attendance, Joe Biggs, they actually escaped 18 years in jail when they were pardoned by Trump.

So obviously they served some of that. Stuart Rhodes, also in attendance, was serving the same amount of time. Tario, who was mysteriously absent, the day of J6, was given 25 years for seditious conspiracy. And, yeah, there's basically zero chance that they would be here today if it weren't for a world historic fumble by the Democratic Party and the reinstallation of their big, beautiful president. For many people, being sentenced to decades in jailword, temper their enthusiasm to participate in a street gang that exists to distract the media from the GOP, beat and stab leftists and ally itself with people like Ivan Reiklin, but maybe Fitzgerald was wrong. Maybe American lives do have second acts. Unimaginative shitty reboots. It certainly feels like

the second Trump term is going to be exactly that. Anyone who faced judicial consequences for first term bullshit is going to do the exact same thing with less passion and a get-out-of-jail-free card. So pretty fucking grim. Anthony and I had followed the proud boys and other J-6ers to the Capitol. What we had experienced there was an organization on its best behavior. They wanted the story to be their proud coin, not the fact that a guy punched a girl half his size because she was protesting his press conference, and they held back until they couldn't. Even at the beginning of the press conference, there were J-6ers letting slip what they really thought instead of sticking to the talking points that would allow these budding crypto entrepreneurs to have a successful

meme coin launch. Also, like, what is the official line? Because, I mean, I remember after J-6, it was like Trump was DOA politically and everyone was like, this was a terrible thing. It seems like at least maybe a third of the country has like hallucinated what that it was good the j6 happened yeah now yeah now he calls them like j6 hostages and like you know he's completely reversed that yeah now they're heroes actually and victims which like i don't know maybe like i live in like a functioning liberal democracy or quote unquote functioning but i can't imagine like like how does everyone else in america feel about this i mean i guess people are just too tired to care at this point. Just so many news items that has happened, that it's like, whatever.

Zone is flooded. No idea. So here is Philip Anderson, a black J-Sixer in his late 20s. In the video, he's walking with Enrique Atario, who's grinning uncomfortably because Anderson is saying the quiet part loud. He believes that all the reporters present are Democrats, and he wants them to be put in jail. So yeah, this is from like the beginning of the gathering when the cops asked the proud boys to move to the northeast grass from the eastern pavilion. And they complied, and so did the press. Everyone moved there, but this was on the way. We got Trent apart on all the J-6ers. My point right here. The media loss,

the Biden-D-O-J lost, the Democrats lost. We all got pardoned. We all got out. And now we're going to throw you Democrats in prison. I hope you're ready. We're throwing all of you in prison. This is your idea. You chose to persecute people to death. Now you're going to get a taste for the next four long years.

We're going to throw you in prison. Get ready. Get ready. And you can't run neither. You can't run. Why are they pretending like they didn't break the windows and break into a government building like it seems as if they've severed themselves like from the actual crime and like all they remember is like arriving to the capital and then when they started listening to Michael Flitter Trump the severed part of them took over they went into like the severed in like it was someone else yeah and then yeah that was my iny yeah and then they woke up

in like handcuffs in the court being like what the fuck happened you see that with a lot of like the like very reactionary pseudo-conservatives that they like claim to like tradition and law and order and like the status quo in their country but their like reactionary beliefs are way more extreme than that and so like they claim the legitimacy of like the law and the constitution but in reality they want something that is like much more fascist much for a reactionary so they end up making these really bizarre claims that are just like completely contradictory from like their actions compared to like what they've done which leads them to be like no actually j6 was um a peaceful protest because like that's what our like older institutions say is good. So that's the thing that we

were doing. In reality, they were trying to undermine that. They say it's a basically, it was basically like a peaceful protest that got like encouraged to violence by the feds. So they call it like a fedsurrection right now. That's that's the line. So it's like Lockhean rightful revolt against, you know. Yeah. I mean that doesn't that is not consistent with the chatter in any of like the group texts or even like what people were posting publicly on Facebook. Like, you know, a lot of people went there to do exactly this. Tario's sheepish attitude while Anderson was threatening reporters with jail was pretty consistent with his attitude throughout.

He'd come here to represent himself as a nonviolent law-abiding citizen who was unfairly prosecuted under Biden's communist regime. But the truth is that Tario loves violence. It's been a consistent behavior in his life and certainly his history with the proud boys. The last time he went to jail, the clash that he was involved in left four. or stabbing victims, so. The propensity for violence among the gathered men made the protesters all the more brave.

They were, like, short, mostly female. They didn't hide their faces. They did not relent, and eventually it paid off. After the J-Sixers and some of the core proud boys split up, Tario was answering media questions near the Senate Fountain, and one of the protesters held her phone between him and the reporter. He smacked her wrist and, like, made the phone go flying, and the Capitol Police stepped in and arrested him.

Antony, you were involved in this? Can you tell us how you were involved? In the video, you can see Altoni just like grabbing Tario's arm just to kind of make sure he doesn't hit again. Yeah, basically I decided that the lady with the whistle was the hero of the day. So I was basically following her around, not caring about anything else. I'd actually given her a piece of paper with my phone number because I wanted to interview her. And Jesus Christ, what a Frenchman. You're still trying to get her number in the middle of all this? I did that with the like the team team you, Jamie Requirec too.

So yeah, so she was following Tario as he was giving an interview with a journalist. And basically she was trying to follow. The journalist was trying to follow up with Tario. So taking his phone number. And the whistle, the whistle woman actually like started filming over the phone. So she could get Tario's phone number. And that's when he lost it. And so he slapped behind him and the phone fell.

And maybe I became a witness. Maybe not. Yeah, we have no comment on that. And I think that's why she, I don't know, you guys maybe know about, know the legalese and stuff because I don't know why she didn't call me back. Maybe it's because I'm a witness to, and she was trying to press charges. She cannot be in contact with me, right? Yeah, that's why, man.

I mean, let's spend the episode. figuring out white girls shouldn't be a hero if you have a witness if you have a witness that is i can attest that this has personally helped me out okay here we go lawyer jake well i was in a situation i was in a situation i was in a really bad car accident and there was a witness who basically was like willing to go on record with the police and with our insurance company that the guy who hit us was like traveling at like an insane speed even though i technically was in the wrong by making a left automatically in the wrong by making a left turn out of a parking lot. So I was actually in contact with that witness. If there is a witness who can support your side of the story and

potentially, you know, be on your side to give testimony that's in your favor, you're definitely going to want to be in contact with that person. So Anthony, I'm not sure maybe why she hasn't called. She probably has other things going on. Maybe she's got a guy already. The charges were like, I think, like the smallest level of assault you can get or whatever. He was He was out later that night. Let's put it that way. While Antoni was being a government informant and vichy politician, I was standing at an empty plaza with a fountain at its center.

And after all the yelling and chaos, the silence felt pretty fucking good. There was only one other person near me, a young woman who had also clearly been covering the event. And she turned out to be a French journalism student that had traveled to CPAC to write her master's thesis on the American right wing. She was just, I mean, this was like her first, like, you know, going out to an American scuffle and yeah she was kind of in shock and she asked me like is the beat always this insane and I didn't really know how to answer I mean I suppose it it always is I mean

the proud boys aren't my usual bread and butter they're humorless they're a lot less happy than the average Q&on event attendee and way more prone to violence anyways and the crazy thing the crazy thing is that she actually went there because of me because she got in touch with me to try and and figure out how to cover Washington after Trump's reelection a few weeks ago, a few months ago. And I told her, you need to do on the ground reporting. And she found this event. And she went and I was there. I didn't know she was going to be there. And it turned out that that was the same young journalist. So shout out to Chloe, by the way. She's a really nice person and there's a very good journalist in her. Hell yes. We love young journalists that

Altonia is needlessly putting in danger. Anyways, we all, we all, uh, kind of retreated to a bar to gather ourselves after, uh, what was a dynamic day near the United States Capitol. But, uh, because Washington, D.C. is cursed. The bar was across from the Heritage Foundation. So just this giant fucking building that there, if you don't know, a key player in Project 2025. And, uh, we saw two young women independently of each other, uh, who traveled there that

day to stand in protest against the initiative. So all in all, young women are the only thing. thing in this country, like standing between us and the end of it all. So that's cool. After our big day at the Capitol, Altoni and I returned to our hotel near Embassy Row. It was Friday night, but neither of us had any energy left. Tomorrow, Trump would be speaking at CPAC and I'd have to catch a flight back to L.A. soon after. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Last episode ended on Wednesday night before the meet of the conference had even begun. So I guess we'll start the very next day when I found out my press pass had been disabled.

Thursday, February 20th, 2025. My ride pulled over to the side of the street to let a long motorcade through. Vice President J.D. Vance was in one of the many black SUVs. He was scheduled to speak that morning. Security had definitely thickened. I had to go through a metal detector, a bomb dog, and a bag search before even accessing the hallway outside of the main conference room. I walked right up to the press pass booth, where a young woman told me to scan my QR code

one of the terminals. I was in a hurry to get it over with so I could make my way into the main event and see Vance. Hmm, it says disabled, the young CPAC volunteer told me. Indeed, it appeared that the machine had found me in the system and my pass had been revoked. So to this day, I still don't know what happened. Maybe they approved me first and then had a second layer of scrutiny that revealed me as a treacherous scumbag. Anyways, I mumbled something about already having the International Summit badge. Like, couldn't I just be issued a normal one to replace it? And she told me, oh, you got to wait in line, speak to the proper press ops people and sort it out. So at that point, my two options were to raise a stink and attract attention to the fact

that my pass had been disabled or just use the International Summit pass for the next two days. The main problem is that it didn't have my name on it. It said in huge bold letters only for International Summit and also stated February 19, 2025 only, press pass for pre-event. I would have to go in and out of constant badge check areas for the next few days. and if it didn't work even once, I would get tossed. So I've included the picture just so you can see how bad it is. Oh, yeah, yeah.

The main bold text says only for International Summit. Yeah. Yeah. Not much of a choice. I decided to wing it with the badge. So I was like kind of at first wearing it backwards, and I'd be like, oh, yeah, flip it if needed kind of thing, but they would let me through. But the first check, I went up the escalators towards the main auditorium, and the two, like, badge check volunteers were peering down at me. I was praying that they wouldn't look too closely.

And right as I passed them, one of them called out to me. Sir? Sir? I froze and turned slowly. Could you just flip your badge, please, so we can see the front of it? I obeyed, trying to stay calm. She briefly looked over the badge, then looked at me. Oh, sorry we bothered you.

Just keep it facing that way. I couldn't fucking believe it. She made me turn the badge, and I still got away with it. And this is the point in the episode where I genuinely have to thank CPAC in Matt Schlapp for being such horrible little penny pinchers because the entire badge checking staff was made up of volunteers and the great majority of them were pretty old. So I would wear my badge for the next three days without anybody stopping me again. Oh, my God.

Thank you so much, Mr. Schlapp. Oh, my God. Like level of security as like the bad guys in like a Jason Statham action movie. I made my way into the press pen at the back of the room. On stage, the vice president was being interviewed by Mercedes Schlapp. It was an extremely boring conversation composed of questions designed to promote Vance as a charismatic everyman fighting for the American people. Topics included illegal immigration, abortion, young men being feminized by the woke libs and other such trash. My notes from that day read, quote, an absolute suck job of an interview.

I won't bore you too much with Vance, but it's worth listening to this clip of Mercedes Schlapp setting up immigration issues in a very familiar way for our listeners. Let's dig deeper into the immigration issue. Sure. We've seen, and you've met many of the victims, people who have family members who have died. Yes. They've been tragically, tragically murdered, those angel families in the hands of these criminal illegal aliens. Sure. What's your message to these families?

And then what is your message to these horrific drug cartels and human traffickers who have prayed? on the most vulnerable in the world. You're literally a beard. Like, I do the whole clip. That's Machete Schlaff, right? Yeah. Anything she says, I feel like I just can't process with all the insane schlaff stuff.

Yeah. I mean, it is the most Q&ON setup ever. It's like, let's talk about immigration and the children who've disappeared and the people in hotels who were trafficking them. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? I was thinking that this feels like a clip playing on,

like, the news in Robocop. Like, it feels like a, a dystopian future where you're like, oh, okay, so the fascists have won, and like, this is your kind of average, like, news program before, like, the events of the movie are about to unfold. Yeah, it's definitely as if the fascists have won in the United States. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely, it's like that.

It's like a movie that would represent that. This is what it would be like. Well, it is like the movie. Well, the movie is like reality, but the movie that I was referencing came out so many years ago. Maybe the fascist had won then. I don't know. The 80s?

I can't think of any right-wing victories in America. Sitting with Antony, I couldn't help but notice that phone notifications were going off all around us like popcorn. One guy was watching a video. He had just filmed a Vance walking out on stage, and it was looped for Instagram. So it just kept repeating the same opening line. Like, let us welcome the greatest vice president. Let us welcome the greatest vice president.

Let us welcome the greatest vice president. vice president. I was surrounded by iPad boomers. Everyone is so cooked. Every single generation. I know. Like for for so long it was just young kids and then boomers found out what iPads were, like how to post things on your phone and get likes. And that is like the end of civilization, end of like American society. There's all going back. That's what it sounds like. Later Anthony told me he wished he had taken LSD and I could not have related less. Like to be fucked up for this, I would have absolutely freaked out. The day was packed with just dip shits, fucking people like Michael Knowles and like worthless panels called shit like,

culture warriors, take your truce and shove it. And my personal favorite, Black Rock Life's Matter, crushing woke boardrooms. Oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, that really takes the fucking cake. They won. Like, yeah. Some of the most normal stuff I heard from the stage came from the mouth of Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, and he said that they were going to, quote, take a blowtorch to the regulatory state. So that gives you an idea of just how insane the rhetoric was up there. People cheered for the elimination of the Department of Education. They cheered at the idea that thousands of criminals, including American citizens, would be deported and indefinitely held in a sprawling Salvadoran mega prison with the help of President Naib Buckele. They cheered at

the idea that ICE would double in size and rehire those that were let go for misconduct. Sebastian Gorka, who has somehow found his way back into the White House, described sitting with Trump to make a military decision. Mr. President, there is an ISIS terrorist enclave, a cave complex in northern Somalia, which our government has been surveilling for more than a year and a half. The president looked at me and Mike and said, what do you mean? We've been watching jihadis. And Mike said, well, yes, the former administration.

and Joe Biden didn't want to kill them. President Trump looks out from their resolute desk and said, kill them. I thought what happened to Dove Trump? I thought he was going to end all the global wars. Yeah, man, it fell for it again, award, etc. This next clip really drives home how we are all processing reality through fiction. It's not just you, Jake. I was the first, actually.

They're all copying me. That's right. Less than 30 hours later, I am back with my boss, Mike Waltz, with my team members, underneath the West Wing, in the situation room. It's like I'm in an episode of 24 or a Jason Bourne movie. And we were watching this video, play video. It's a grainy satellite image of a mountainside, and it is about to disappear into a mushroom of smoke. Here is Gorka prepping his audience for the snuff film. is a leader of ISIS responsible for training, recruiting, financing, and deploying jihadis

across the world to kill Americans and our friends and allies. Hiding out in a massive cave complex in northern Somalia. We are watching this live. But remember, ladies and gentlemen, this is not a movie. This is real life. And this is what President Trump did to him. you're watching this live which is like no you're not yeah it's not no no no no no how much influence does gorka have now is he is he talking this up i mean i assume he's talking his influence up a little bit yeah yeah yeah but he's definitely like in that kind of like counterterrorism like i don't fucking know he's he's he's in the he's in he's underground he's in he's in the situation room with the president yeah he's watching he's watching the zero dark 30 camp

I mean, that's something. They let him in. A lot of the convention felt like it had two talking points. Donald Trump is amazing, and we must arrest, incarcerate, and sometimes murder our enemies. From a stage on the expo floor, Israeli politician Ami Haichikli told convention goers that his country was, quote, teaching the West how to win a war, which is, I guess, genocide, yeah. He's actually a minister. He's not only a politician.

He's a minister in the Netanyahu government. Yeah. The West did come up a few times. mostly during European politician speeches, and their kind of slogan has become Greek philosophy, Roman law, and Christian values. Just meaningless. Yeah, there's a lot going on here. It's obviously just LARPs, right, like remembering old civilizations that, like, right-wingers think are awesome. Yeah.

But it's particularly funny because it's like Greek philosophy, okay, so like loving boys, that makes sense. Yeah, it's cool how many Neoplatonists were there to speak about the Rome of the forums. Roman law, which I believe Roman law literally crucified Jesus, and Christian values, the values of the guy crucified by the last thing. So I think it does check out. It does check out. Also, like, of course you have Roman law. Like, European legal systems were built on Roman. Like, that's why there's all the land. Yeah, that's kind of their point. It's like, this is what the West is. I see. Eventually, paying too much attention to all of this stuff just kind of destroys your brain, which, which is why Anthony and I, taking a relatively leisurely break, missed Elon Musk's entry and accepting of a chainsaw on stage by Argentine President Javier Mille. But I did get to watch it later on YouTube. This is the chainsaw for bureaucracy. Chainsaw!

Oh, God, you're so fucking right there. What is this? I mean... Chainsaw. chainsaw I know we're supposed to be like making fun of people who like violence

is all they can think of but I'm having a hard time watching this clip and not fantasizing about the chainsaw accidentally turning on and it's kind of flailing around we've done plenty of coverage

of Elon Musk so I won't spend too much time on this but it is genuinely insane how fucked up and incoherent he was during CPAC he could barely string a sentence together his big gold chain was clinking on the lapel mic he wore sunglasses the whole time and it was a surreal experience

to be in the audience with like a large group of people who were just supposed to like love and support this guy one question in particular they asked him brought out the the crackhead inside i've been fascinated by you for a very long time uh thanks um i've just i just i've never seen anybody that can you know do so many things at the same time i mean you've got the rockets you got the cars i've always wanted to ask you what is it like inside your mind like is it just a thousand miles an hour? I mean, are you... Yeah.

Is it just not... I mean, does it ever stop? Do you sleep? How much do you sleep? What's... Paint us a picture of inside of the mind of a genius. Like, how do you do all this? Can you answer that question?

It's not an easy question. I mean, my mind is a storm. Yeah. So, it's a storm. You see how slowly he goes? Like, you know, it's like the idiot. Like, you know, like, he's like, Sherlock writers, how they represent

like geniuses and it's the dumbest shit ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't even see that tweet where he's like clearly in some sort of K-hole in the back? Maybe this was, maybe this wasn't CPAC this was elsewhere, but it's like a representation of his internal monologue and he's like the sound system in this room could be

20% more optimized. It was like the, they're, because of these guys are fucking idiots, they can't recognize someone else who's like a fucking idiot. Yeah. While he was hesitating before answering an old lady next to me turned to her friend and was like he's such a genius that he can barely speak and she was being serious so that tells you like how we are all experiencing different realities yeah the interview

ended with another round of yelon waving around the chainsaw but in his other hand he also waved a portrait of himself that someone handed him from the audience so that was really cool and i was glad to be there for that steve bannon had to follow musk which was tricky for him because he had talked mad shit about Musk just like a few days prior. He called him like an illegal alien and I don't even know. And he was also pretty pissed probably that he got bumped at CPAC. Like I think Elon might have personally requested to bump Steve Bannon because yeah, that's that's who he displaced. But like any good general, Bannon rallied and rose to the occasion making arguments that sound a lot like QAnon logic. And it was divine providence hand that let them steal 2020 because we had

to see how deprave they were. We had to see how demonic they were. We had to see what they were prepared to do to this country. And what did you do? Did you ever faltered? No, you did not. Did you ever doubt? No, you did not. Did you ever question? No, you did not. And you know what it brought us? A glorious, glorious, glorious, glorious victory. Sweat is just like drenching his face. Like, it's just completely dripping down. Yeah, he's a pretty wet boy in general. He's got an odd, like Trump cadence. Yeah, I was noticing that too. The weird low register. He's also like dressed like he's like going to go out like hiking in the woods with his like hound dog. Yes, that is the new like far right thing in Europe too is wearing this coat. Is this coat? Yeah. This coat with the corduroy, the corduroy lapels. It's like that it's like the old hunting jackets. Yeah, yeah. But yeah. So he's basically saying like we had to lose so that you could see like that so the enemy could reverse. So the enemy could reverse. reveal itself as demonic. Like, it's pure, it's pure Q&M.

Yeah, these guys are fucking insane. Yeah, they're out of their mind. Steve Bannon stole back the spotlight from Musk, of course, by adding what I call a little spice to his speech. The only way that they win is we retreat, and we're not going to retreat, we're not going to surrender, we're not going to quit. Fight, fight, fight.

Amen. That. You can't see it, but he did a Nazi salute. Why, Jake has lost it. This one sent him over the edge. Well, he's like, he's clearly, it's like a combination of two, like, hilarious things, which is, which is he's repeating, he's repeating what Trump said, you know, after he got, you know, after the tiny little piece of his ear got, got, got nicked by the assassin's bullet. And everybody starts to rile up. And then it's, it's almost as if he gets carried away.

He's like, oh, yeah, this is going so. Like, I've been, you know, I was formerly an actor. I've been on a stage. I've been improving. And I know what it's like when you, all of a sudden, the audience is moving, you get excited. And his, it's almost as if he can't help himself that he throws this Nazi salute. It's like, oh, it's so, I just. Yeah, it's very Dr. Strange love, like holding down your own arm.

Yeah, it was such a timid Nazi salute. I feel like that is not a gesture that's meant to be done half-heartedly. No, it really isn't. Not that I would know or anything. So, Altoni, you remember, like, I saw this live, and I was like, I think he fucking did a Nazi salute. And Altoni had not seen it. And then on our way back, we were in the cab. And I was like, no, I swear to God.

So I pulled up the footage of, you know, of the speech. And we kind of, like, scrubbed through it. And Altoni, please tell us who was correct. Who was right? Who was the big boy? I was actually taking notes. Of course. That's why you missed.

that's why you missed it yeah we used to it you know and uh and yeah you were right and you actually we checked twitter after that uh and nobody had tweeted about it there was no articles and it was probably about an hour later an hour after it actually made it and so you decided to post it and uh and my you know the far right leader in france actually canceled his speech in protest of the nazi salute which you know is its own story but yeah you actually like i think you It made like six million views in a couple of hours, your clip. So, yeah, and the flurry of articles came after that. So, yeah, Jordan Bardella canceled his speech as a result of this.

Julian, might I say how problematic it was for you to call it a Roman salute? I put that in quotations because I was making fun of the right for referring to it that way. But, yeah, you're right. I should have just said Nazi salute. Yikes, yikes, yikes. Yeah, because the guy with, to go back to the French subject, the guy who has in its ranks, people who used to. to run bookstores with Holocaust denying books.

Cancels his speech because of a Nazi salute. Yeah, that tells you how clear it was. We want to do the racist policies, but please don't show the racist symbols. That's just like a hindrance for us. Yeah. So before we continue with the horror and the blood and the bones, let's take a little comedic break to discuss hanging out with Vincent Fuska, aka JFK Jr.

This guy's everywhere. main role like I just basically like just to cope mentally I had to fixate on something and my main goal was to buy one of those t-shirts from him it says trump's guardian angel and it has like what looks like an american flag like neckerchiefs but he's like photoshopped it out and it's the shape of like an angel kind of you know like the way a neckerchief is around your neck it's like it kind of looks like an angel and it's like floating above the crowd the day of the trump assassination so I think his new schick is that he's not I mean JFK Jr. yes, obviously, but also maybe he's Trump's Guardian Angel, because he's like the only guy who appears in the background during the assassination attempt, who just looks around confused instead of like ducking and like freaking out. Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, that's, everybody knows Guardian Angels. The way that they save you is by being really confused, not sure what's going on, looking around. So the problem was that he only had like one t-shirt that he was carrying around and he kept telling me that he wanted to give it to Nigel Farage. But I, but I,

I still convinced him like, hey, come on. He was like, yeah, I want the T-shirt to get back to France. I want the French people, you know, to see this T-shirt. I don't know how he imagines things. Like, maybe the plane lands and like, welcome back, Antony and Julian, you know? Yeah. Did you bring us anything? Yes, I brought you this T-shirt, and it becomes, like, the viral sensation in France.

Like, have you heard of the Trump's Guardian Angel T-shirt? It's signed. It gets hung up on the Eiffel Tower for everyone to see. Something like, I don't know what do you imagine, but the difficulty arose when I tried to pay him for the T-shirt, and he had no understanding of his own phone. He has one of those big flip-open phones, and it took me, like, I'm not kidding, like half an hour to get him logged into his own PayPal so I could figure out his username and get the money to him. And by the way, his name on PayPal is New York, New York, because I think he filled

in first and last name by mistake as just where he was. So I finally I finally I finally got him to to take the money through PayPal and I got my t-shirt but then we were discussing it

you know and I wanted to like ask him like straight up you know because it's he's this like he's always like very secretive and cheeky about like whether or not he's JFK Jr and now he's secretive and cheeky about whether he's Trump's guardian angel both both things that he knows people believe. I mean, this one's a bit more like

inception. Like, he wants people to kind of start to believe this second new thing. But here's our little conversation. In order for Trump to have got out of it a lot, you had to have a guardian angel that day. There's a lot more to talk about. But you know what? You think it was you?

I don't know. I don't know. You think it was another person known as JFK Jr.? Could be. Could be. You know too much. You know too much. You know too much. You know, this is wonderful because how disappointing would it be?

If you finally, you know, you had a nice interaction with Fuska and he was like on his game. He had a whole box, all the sizes you could want. You know, he's got his, you know, a QR code to scan, get right to his PayPal. It would have ruined him as a creature, as a, you know, a place in American political folklore. But the fact that he didn't know his password, he didn't know how to use his. big folding phone, the fact that he's still being like kind of coy about who his, which persona he's, you know, going with that day is just, uh, it just adds, it adds a little bit of authenticity to the, I think the aura sort of surrounding the story of Vincent Fusca.

Yeah, really helps reinforce that the, the JFK Jr. thing was not him. Like, it wasn't because he skillfully planted the idea. It was pure chance. He's trying to rewrite. He's like, oh, this JFK Jr. thing is annoying. I want to be the guardian angel instead. But you can see I included for Jake and live a little photo of me literally like using his phone with him. Did you ever take off his hat? Did you ever see him without his hat on? Never seen it. It's like you said, Jake.

I think if we take off the hat, the whole head just pops off. We discussed this, but. I like the idea to work. The funny thing that I'm realizing from looking at this photo is like we kind of look similar in some ways. Yes, it's true. This is just a photo of two Italians. Yeah. It's just, this is just...

Trying to use a phone. This is just a nephew and unk. Straight up. Oh, man. Vince and Fuska does have family, I'm sure, somewhere. I'm so curious, like, what they think of him. Like, oh, crazy uncle Vince is like, he's, I don't know, people think he's some politician or whatever,

and he goes to these conventions and sells hats and T-shirts. He's actually made... I think he told me last year he made something like $475,000. I mean, he's doing really well. No, there's no way he's making that much money because he hasn't gotten his shit set up. Yeah. He could be if he knew what he was doing.

Yeah, I think that his family probably knows him as what he was before people started talking about JFK Jr., which is just a guy who was riding around in a giant white van that had been completely decaled with, like, Trump 2020 and, like, pictures of Trump, that he later crashed. True Kennedy form. Yeah, he totaled it. Well, he didn't.

Hillary arranged. Yeah. Arranged for the... A Hillary Mobile, like, smashed him. I wish this podcast was just about Vincent Fuska. I feel like I would be such a happier person. The rest sucks. We just followed him.

We just followed him. Talk to him. He was a host. A host. That's true. It's a little safe, like, mind sanctuary. Yeah, it really is. In the CFC pack.

Yes, exactly. You nailed it, Julie. And this was a little, a little bit of. spite, you know. We found a campfire where we can restore our HB and all the enemies respawn around us. Yeah, you can spend whatever souls you still have with you, too. To buy a guardian t-shirt. You can spend your soul on a Guardian t-shirt. After the main stage, calm down, Antoni and I headed for the exits. We needed to get out of this place. On our way out, I noticed Enrique Tario milling around the lobby talking to various

reporters, which is when he told me about the gathering at the Capitol that I described at the top of the episode. That night, I slept poorly again, chased by unnameable monsters through mazes that dissolved with mourning. Friday, February 21st, 2025. I arrived too late for the morning rosary, which I had planned to attend at least once. That was assuming I had the stomach for some extra folklore, which I didn't. There was nothing interesting here. This was an unremarkable evil place. And that's exactly what I felt walking around the CPAC Expo floor. Nothing. It would only be later, days later, when I was back in L.A. that the symptoms would manifest, like radiation poisoning. Altony and I stood in a bit of a days near the war room live broadcast. Bannon was interviewing

two children who were there with their mother. It's a whole family vacation. Instead of going to Disneyland, they're going to CPAC, he told their mom. Antony wanted to get Bannon on record about the Nazi salute and Jordan Bardella's subsequent cancellation. This did come to fruition. An AP reporter brought the incident up, and Bannon did not mince his words. So this is Antoni's recording of that interaction. Because I wave to the crowd like I did it at the

Front National seven years ago. He's a pussy. He's not a man, and he will never be the leader of France. Le Penh made a bad decision of picking this guy. He may be a pretty boy. He could talk to talk. This guy's weaker and more of a pussy than McCrone.

Yeah, he was pretty pissed. Bannon also mentioned the Great Awakening from the Expo floor, which made my ears perk up. They're here because they don't understand you because the American people have been sheep for so long, right? Just following you. You haven't had your great awakening. Now you have your great awakening, you're not paying attention to the elites anymore. This was his reasoning for like why mainstream media showed up to document CPAC and stuff. One of the most cursed things I heard was Bannon interacting with a guy who evaded the FBI for the entire Biden term. was now at CPAC.

The Bonnie and Clyde Amaga. We love you, sir, and I'm just honored to be here. We're honored to have you here. Now, what's the secret? Not that we would need to know that, right? But just in case, what's the secret for avoiding them? Because the FBI's got drones, they got cameras everywhere, they got people, they got informants.

What is the, you know, the other guy got caught away? What is the key to avoid the FBI for four years? The secret is the MAGA Underground Railroad. Elderly patriots that are willing to stand up for what they believe in. Whoa. Whoa. We'll talk afterwards. So you just like stay hidden in like an 80-year-old's house who doesn't have like Wi-Fi.

Yeah. It still has like dialogue modems. You're like you're like J6 and Frank in like the attic of like an old, an old MAGA lady. Oh God. I can't imagine just like being on the lamb with like old mega people for four. Four years. Are you kidding? I bet they loved it.

I'll bet they were like, well, and we meet down at 9 a.m. for tea and cookies and prayers every morning. They're like, oh, yes, ma'am. Thank you. Oh, good. Do you think I could plug my PlayStation in the attic? You ever, like, meet an old person who, like, clearly has a lot of ideas and, like, no one to talk to about them?

Like, it's just like that for four years straight. It's awful. I guess, like, there's a new FBI and they don't care anymore. This kind of confuses me. I think that, like, they were all pardoned, so he also got pardoned. I'm not sure, but. Preemptive, because, yeah. Yeah, it's hard to believe any, it's hard to, like, think of any other moment in American

history where you could just, like, avoid the FBI for four years, and then you're just, like, chill. Yeah. Like, it's, like, fine now. It's like, what? You're like, oh, I made it. The guards have passed. Their vision cone has disappeared over.

Yeah, I lost my stars. It's fine. I found a uniform. I sculpted around the expo floor aimlessly, trying to take as many pictures as possible. I found a European guy walking around with a haircut that would remind absolutely anybody who sees him of a certain German leader.

Okay, that's, yeah. What do you think of this haircut? Yeah. It is straight up Hitler's haircut. Yeah. Awesome. Nearby, a doctor wearing a Kippa was advertising his book. He runs a thing called Do No Harm,

which supposedly protects doctors from identity politics. So could you read the title of this book? Take two aspirin and call me by my pronouns. I see on the right they have, what is that, Chloe Cole or whatever, like the detranscrifter. So I assume it's like a, I think about how new doctors are like approving of all these, you know, woke prescriptions for people and that you'll be medically liable if you don't, like go along. Yeah, yeah. The subtitle is why turning doctors into social justice warriors is destroying American medicine.

by Stanley Goldfarb, MD. So really cool vibes to just have, like, I don't know, just guys and Kippa is walking around next to guys and wearing literal, like, Hitler haircuts and talking about, like, the Western civilization and how Europe has to, like, rise up. I mean, it can't be a coalition that maintains itself for four years. Like, I refuse to believe.

I mean, even now, there's, like, ruptures in it already. But, like, I refuse to believe they'll be sit happily in a room for four years, especially if, like, the opposition is so limited, like, they'll just start fighting each other. Especially as time begins to run out. You know, once they're two years in and they haven't really, you know, haven't really done anything or anything as grand as they have hoped to execute, I think the pressure will be on and, yeah, the rats will be expelled. I don't know. That's, for me, that might be wishful thinking. I mean, I think that, like, Zionism is a huge part of the new fascist coalition. Like, that's just kind of a given now. And, like, they've, turn their eyes to Islamists and people who are even more like other. Yeah. I mean, one of the sides will win, I think, and it's probably the Zionist portion because

it's more moderate than the explicit, like, anti-Semites, or like the rapid anti-Semites. But they will, I think they will fight. There will be some major conflict between them. One can only hope. Yeah. One booth was for an organization called Men's Equality Network. And there was just like this middle-aged man sitting there alone, wearing a big blue t-shirt that said, hashtag gender equality for men.

men and if you if you zoom in a little bit it's like it shows all like the main like issues that men face education health the boy crisis false allegations violence against men shared parenting crime partner abuse reproductive rights yes and then it shows like people are pregnant so is this like is a woke thing we were like wrapping i'm confused what the angle for reproductive rights would be it's like family court maybe yeah you have have access to the child like it's not just the woman's even if you're a deadbeat right what if the what if you don't want to abort but the woman does there we go i think that's maybe yeah yeah the organization behind this is called the international council for men and boys and their website

is just men and boys. Which is just like oh boy if you just sound like in christ if you fuck that up and put a com or a dot org I mean who knows what you might find who knows you might like it You know, for guys who claim to hate wokeness, it sure seems like they're standing up for a lot of social issues that they... They're obsessed with identity. Yeah. They are identity politics guys now. Yeah, definitely. They're more identitarian than, especially the Dems.

Like, the Dems don't actually give a shit that much about identity. Yeah. They were like doing it kind of cynically. And they're like, well, okay, look, if we, if we even perceive that it's sabotaging our electoral campaign, we'll drop it. Republicans are like, we don't give a fuck. We will lose five elections in a row while doing this insane identity policy. politics shit until it works. So that, yeah, some guy who has, like, eight priors can regain custody of his child?

Yeah, Liv, did you say all that while holding a Pez dispenser? Yeah, I got a Hello Kitty Pez dispenser. What the fuck? What is happening? Incredible. Wow, you truly are a hero, a hero of the people. I don't like Pez. They taste like just like sugar.

Political takes, but then, like, rocking like, a Hello Kitty Pez dispenser. It's like I'm fidgeting with it. I need something to fidget with. You're so much fucking cooler than we'll ever be. I have autism. I like Hello Kitty. Listen, we like Hello Kitty, too. That Pez dispenser, that Pez dispenser full of estrogen.

Exactly. My partner is currently playing the like Hello Kitty Animal Crossing style game. It's really good. Very deep. I gotta give that a shot. Thank you. Yeah, it's a nice, it's a nice calming, it's a nice calming game, good music, pretty graphics. It's on PC and Switch only.

I can see that you guys just want to escape this episode. so bad. Jake's like, can we just talk about Hello Kitty? Yeah, I hate everything that you're talking about. It's so depressing. It's so depressing to see these people get together and believe they're winning and have that also be true. Yeah, like this is their image for the future that they are currently in charge of. Yeah, exactly, that they're also in charge of. It was way, way funnier when they were, you know, the underdogs. There were also photo opportunities on the Expo floor. So I included here. It's like a giant backdrop that says deportation center. And you can stand with Trump and his borders are Tom Homan. And if you see in the bottom left and right, there is Joe Biden and

Kamala Harris behind the bars. Yeah, they've deported both of them. I don't know. It's not clear. But it's just so much sadism and weird cruelty. It's kind of disorienting. The vibes were not much better upstairs in the hallways near the main stage. I ran into a few ignominious celebrities, including Tim Ballard, Mike Lindell, Lara Logan, Sebastian Gorka. He was being interviewed by a conservative version of the view called The Mom View. That is one thing about the view is that moms hate it. Moms don't watch it.

Yeah, because this one's made by Moms for America, the organization. It's like, what if our view, it's the mom view? So he was being interviewed for that. There were some outlets recording live segments that I recognize, like Newsmax, the Epic Times, but most of the actual booths had been rented by incredibly obscure, tiny, independent outlets trying to make a name for themselves.

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the Lawyer Dana podcast, Proverb Media View, standing for Freedom Center, The Daily Signal, and my personal favorite, The Jeff and Bill Show, which had a hand-drawn sign depicting them as little stickmen. All the stars are here, folks.

Yeah, you can see it. You can see the little stickman. One of them is wearing a giant, like, gallon hat. That's awesome. Because one of the real guys is wearing a giant gallon hat. That's right. So it's really representative. It's really, you know which one is which.

You know who's Jeff and who's Bill? And I bet they are so interesting to listen to. I bet they have lots of fire takes. That's right. Before I knew it, Altonia and I were in a car on our way to the Capitol. We had quite an afternoon ahead of us with the proud boys. Saturday, February 22nd, 2025. Our journey was coming to an end, but not before one final day of jubilence and cruelty.

My belly was a mess. I had stress-eaten a delivery meal from a barbecue place called the Federalist Pig on my hotel bed the night prior and then fallen into a troubled sleep. By the time we got to CPAC, the place was crawling with Secret Service agents securing the venue for Trump. Moments earlier, we missed Eduardo Verastighi, a Mexican actor-turned-politician, doing another Nazi salute. This guy sounds like a car in GTA, first of all. That's why I'm going to join the Elon Musk and President Trump's movement. My heart goes out to all of you. Fight, fight, fight, fight.

Yeah, sure, they're just doing it. I guess who's stopping them? It's not like... Nobody. Nobody gives the fuck. Everyone's too tired. He's like, I too am going to do the pretend it's not a Nazi salute and then do it. He put a bit more hard into it.

Yeah. Like he was a bit more pronounced. Obviously, like, the plausible deniability of like, no, he was just throwing his hands up is totally gone. Yeah. That one I still believe, like, the lib part of my brain is like, people won't allow that to happen. Like, surely the average person looks at that and goes, that's fucking insane. But maybe not. Maybe people don't care anymore.

They just go, that's fake news. Yeah, I guess. That's AI. Because it's like so, he's obviously hitting the salute. Like any person with eyes can see that. Yeah, yeah. They all are. But it's just, I guess like the politics of like resentment and resenting the other side of the culture

war is so strong that it's like, well, it made you guys mad. Yes, exactly. So we have to say it's not a thing. And then also, you know, it's so funny that you guys are mad about this, we're going to keep trolling you. Yeah, exactly. Because if they actually care, if they actually had any kind of self-awareness whatsoever and even, you know, cared about optics in any sort. I remember when, like, it came out that the okay sign, you know, the three, three fingers was like some sort of like nod to like white supremacy. And I was like, all right, well, I'm just like never going to do that symbol.

Like, I just, okay, like, well, I don't want to be associated. with any of that so I'm just like not gonna make that okay sign you know and like that was as like a private per you know just as a private person in my life interacting with like friends family whatever so to embrace a Nazi salute on a public stage after it's been you know signified as a Nazi salute after you kind of to do it almost as it's like a joke and I'm trolling but I'm still gonna do it is like it's kind of a perfect analogy of like the Republican fascism which is like couched as a role. It's so they can kind of secretly, not so secretly, just sort of infuse what they always really believed and actually believed and actually want. But it's kind of under the guy. It's like 4chan and the chan speak allowed them to filter this in in a way that it could be like widely embraced because it didn't feel so nasty like at first. I don't know if that makes any sense. Yeah, it's just a joke. I still have to believe because they're trying to do it with like the, you know, okay symbol white power thing they think it's the same there's still some impulse in me that like

thinks that has to be like a stupid move that you can't do the same thing like the okay sign there's so much plausible deniability you're just doing the okay thing people people do that with their hands who are normal people the proud boys were doing it at our gathering yeah yeah I guess there's just no infrastructure especially in like right wing discourse there's no infrastructure to be like that's bad well it's like we discussed in the first episode it's like would it be anti-Semitic if Israel was here and then they sit down with like the far right Austria-Nazi party basically it's like yeah yeah I mean this is it this is the new way it's like the amount of anger in like American people is to the point where it's like

the only thing that will suffice is like violence death and murder and there's like one party that is like ready to give it to you you know I've got this like a distant cousin of mine who I see on Instagram all the time and he's like a hardcore Zionist and the shit that he posts is like is more Nazi than any Nazi thing that I've ever seen and talks about the way he talks about Palestinian people the extermination of them

describing them as dehumanizing language calling them rats, cockroaches, all of this stuff and I'm like wow like if you are angry in the United States it's not just that like oh man tough times I'm angry it's like I must murder and kill like we've reached a level of like

disgust with our fellow or your perceived political enemy or whatever it is, that anything less than, like, violence, like, will not suffice. It's really terrifying and feels very bad. Yeah, like those, like the right-wing, Israeli, like, politician is representing the interests of the Israeli nation state where, like, anti-Semitism abroad might be a motivating factor for immigration and also, like, facilitates political alliances for the state.

The interests, ironically, of, like, the religious group entirely and the state itself, sort of antithetical. It's like, yeah, you kind of want to be harder for people elsewhere so that they come to Israel, so that the reason, the raison d'et of the state, like, continues. Forastigy's half-hearted attempt to out Hitler, everyone, was a perfect representation of what was in store for us that day. More of the same fascist red meat thrown to a crowd of baying pigs. What even was the point of being here? The only way this event should be covered was with President G's tactical nukes. G, please, dong bang missile, aim it right at the convention center.

Nothing confirmed this more than Stephen Miller, the White House Deputy Chief of Staff and maybe one of the most unpleasant goblins to look at in his speech. Every single day, the entire White House staff, the entire administration, the entire cabinet on behalf of President Trump, and his extraordinary leadership is getting the law. out of our schools, the man out of women's sports, the poison out of our foods, the woke out of our military, the predators off our streets, and the illegal aliens, the hell out of our country. In an effort to outdo even Miller, Mark Levin and his wife were on the stage a bit later, capturing a form of Zionist fascism that uses shock tactics to justify a genocidal agenda.

These bastards must be eradicated. It's that simple. You don't take a nine-month-old baby and a four-year-old little boy and their mother and torture them, strangle those kids with your bare hands, chop up their bodies so nobody they think will notice. Remember when that mother was being pulled with her kids, and she knew. The people doing this are subhumans. They are rabbit. They're not animals.

Animals don't do this. Donald Trump knows this. These are the same people who attacked us on 9-11. the same people who decapitated 70 black Christians in a Congo church 48 hours ago, all of them. This is the enemy. It's not about land. It's not about borders. It's not about any of that. They seek to extinguish us. He's Islamist terrorists. And we're going to have to extinguish them before they even have a shot at extinguishing us. The relationship with like fundamentalist Islam is always, or especially recently, very odd.

It seems like a lot of the American right, especially the more like manosphere, I guess. Part of it is like embracing it because it's like, oh, it's based. Like it's a way of controlling women or whatever. But then you get like the foreign policy people speaking. And it's back to like Christianity is what's good that we need to, you know, Islam is the enemy. But then also in this conversation, I guess like the enemy is also a Christian because it's like Central American immigrants who are broadly Christian population. So I guess, yeah, it is just like an undefinable outside enemy that has to be extinguished, just incoherent.

Mark Levin is a scary dude. If he were in better health, I'd be worried about him becoming a bigger force in politics. He has like a AM radio. He has a Fox show now too, but I've discovered him as, like, on AM radio years ago. And he's always been this violent. Like, that is his thing. He's, he is. Yeah, he's completely psychotic.

Yeah. I mean, completely psychotic. But I think he basically, that was like a perfect example of like how you usher in fascism. Like your children are under attack. These are animals. They're subhuman. They're going to chop you up. They're going to, you know, kill everyone you love.

That's why we have to exterminate them. And I mean, that's, I mean. Like, where do you go from there? It's just that. Like, we've reached the end point. Next is killing. Yeah. Like in terms of, in terms of rhetoric, that's the final step.

Yeah. It's the final solution. Yeah. it's so fucking cursed and like it's not funny and I want to die yeah I feel so bad I'm like a I like resent you Julian for doing this episode I fucking lived I went to this thing I remember I remember while you were there you were telling us you were like you were texting on the group chat just being like this is fucking awful it's like not fun anymore you know I remember when we started going to live events and it was kind of exciting and kooky and

weird and QAnon was they were really just kind of testing the waters of how which ideas would stick to the wall and who were going to be who was going to kind of rise above the chum in terms of influencers and now it is it's like you said we've we've reached the end already and it's only march you know like I don't know what four years of this looks like no I don't think they know And that terrifies me as well because if they're if they're kind of winging it, they're just going to wing it into violence. Because like you just said, based on based on these, you know, these clips that we're listening to, we're there. We're at the point where we're saying these people need to be exterminated. These people need to be deported.

Yeah, I mean, they just deported a green card holder for just having pro-Palestinian views. You know, I mean, this is it. Like we are, we are, you know, crossing the line into like, let's purge. you know, people who don't agree with this new kind of, like, Zionist, fascist alliance. I mean, it's fucking depressing. Yeah, the infrastructure is just there. And what was the talk about, like, doubling the amount of ICE agents and bringing back people fired for, you know, mistreating people?

Yeah, bringing back the good old boys. Like, the infrastructure is just straightforwardly there. There's no, like, major reforms that really need to be done to start telling them to target different people. Yeah, ice has always been champing at the bit. let them loose the constitutional sheriffs aren't a real thing but they could be but they'll do yeah it's real if people do it i mean that's kind of how doge works too it's like exactly you're not allowed to i don't give a fuck we're doing it yeah like the constitution is a piece of paper like if it doesn't actually

stop people from doing this then it's not real or for yeah not real for this sake yeah and also there's the the intensity thing because they cannot do like a one or two months of rhetoric like this and start acting like it and then stop. People will ask for more. It seems like that, and that's how it seemed like also at CPAC and online too. So it's like if they start like this, what's four years going to look like? Yeah. Later on the stage, Ambassador Elise Stefannick, who will be representing the United States

at the United Nations, called the UN the true den of anti-Semitism. She said that the fight to support Israel was one between good and evil, light and darkness, life and death. She promised that the firing of heads of universities who didn't sufficiently support Israel was, quote, just the beginning. I could not have felt worse at this point. There were no non-dairy options and the milk I'd put in my coffee was causing me horrifying indigestion. It was a small comfort to know that I was crop dusting everyone around me. That makes sense. There's no woke milk options. And none of it's pasteurized as well. Now they get to, you know, here's the result. I love to fart anti-fascistly.

That's all we got, folks. Before Trump took to the stage, we were treated to one of the worst renditions of America the beautiful I have ever heard. Truly, no notes, perfect representation of how ugly and evil this country truly is. Here we go. America. It's the greatest country. America. The shit is free for me.

Oh God. Oh, God bless America! After four days of this shit, Trump's speech was truly besides the point. The American Empire was shedding the veneer of liberalism, and its project was coming to fruition. The Fourth Reich. Always has been. 750 military bases around the world, unending proxy wars and military interventions,

full support for genocide, total rejection of the United Nations and the International Criminal Court. As I stood in the roaring crowd, I could see myself for what I was. A tiny speck caught in a great current rushing into a dark hole. CPAC had won. I loved CPAC. Great stuff. Yikes.

I genuinely this episode, like writing this stuff, attending there, has, like, short-term wrecked my life. Not going to sugarcoat it. Like, I am in a terrible state, and I need a bath, and I need to, I don't know, do good things for myself and love people and be loved because this, I don't even know what to say. This is the lowest I've ever felt covering any of this shit. We love you, dude. Love yourself and everyone around you, folks. I love each and every one of you. I love each and every one of you listening.

I am so sorry that we are here as a podcast, that the podcast. that there's still a need for it and that it's gotten worse. Yeah, that the need for it is just reporting the regular news. Yeah. Oh, man. What the fuck? What are we going to do? What are we going to do?

Game over, man. Game over! Oh, Jake, I've got a great idea. You should go to patreon.com slash QAA and sign up for $5 a month. You can get all of the non-main episodes, which we promise will only be covering Vincent Fuska and funny movies. We're going to be covering cartoons.

I will say, the premium episodes tend to be less depressing than the mainz. Don't promise that. You don't know what the next one is. I don't know what the next one is, but they tend to be mostly because... No, the next one is that spam Nazi guy. Oh, yeah.

That's kind of funny, though. Jake, that one's funny. That one's better than this. It is funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. Which tells you a lot about where we've gone,

like how far we've come. Spam Nazi is kind of funny. Hey, hey, don't worry. We're going to cheer you up with the episode of a guy. who was found fucking burned to death in his car who ended up being a Nazi. Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah.

Hey, cheer the fuck up. But like, cheer up, buddy. Put a fucking smile on that face. Yeah, but that's funnier than real political power at their, you know, pat themselves on the back event doing like multiple Nazi salutes and talking about like the extermination of like anybody that, you know, doesn't sort of. Our website is QAA podcast. dot com. Who wants to go? Fuck it. Who would go? Who would go to listen

to more of this? This depressing stuff. No, don't say that. Don't say that. They have to. For Julian's sanity's sake, so he can afford If Travis was here, he would have put the kibosh on this entire talk. We have to maintain a nice

smile. Yeah, he would have told us right of Jake, don't tell the listeners that they shouldn't be enjoying the content that we put so much work into. We did. And, you know, I mean, we're going to keep doing it, but I need some downtime. Let's put it that way. Antony, thanks so much for both being my anchor out there and coming on these two episodes. People should go follow you at Antony. That's just Anthony. Monsui, M-A-N-S-U-Y on Twitter. And then also, if you're in France, pick up a copy of society. Antoni's piece on CPAC and

And a much more interesting angle, in my opinion, the kind of doge angle and the federal workers that are currently kind of speaking out. You have some really great interviews with that. You really go in depth. And, yeah, I got a little taste, a little preview. Oh. Well. Don't pretend you're about to read, Jake. It's not audiobook yet.

Oh, interesting. That wasn't very nice. No, no, it wasn't. That's true. That was mean. Oh fuck I suck man Such a piece of shit

I would say that I'm kicking you While you're down But actually I'm down And I'm kicking you I'm kicking your ankles Exactly And it's not like I'm feeling great

It's like I'm kind of trying To like extend the episodes So that I don't have to like Close the computer And like be with my thoughts Like my wife is working Like I can't like go annoy her Can't end the show

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