QAA Podcast - 4chan Down: Revenge Of The Soyjaks (E320)

Episode Date: April 19, 2025

Soyjaks! 4chan! Breeding kink! Katy Perry! All that and a surprise update about skateboarder and television personality Bam Margera in this week's episode. First up, Travis will tackle the recent devastating hack of 4chan, the infamous image board that gave us Pepe memes, QAnon family members, and maybe even a president. What is this “Soyjak Party” and why do they hate 4chan so much? Then Julian will cover the recent Elon Musk breeding kink fanfic — if the Wall Street Journal were a “fan” and documented reporting were a “fic.” Finally Jake will report on his investigation on worrying claims from conspiracists that the recent influencer-friendly flight of a Blue Origin rocket was entirely faked. We’ll also try to figure out which graphic designer is responsible for sneaking images of Baphomet into every spaceflight patch. Subscribe for $5 a month to get all the premium episodes: www.patreon.com/qaa /// Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com) https://qaapodcast.com /// REFERENCES Notorious image board 4chan hacked and internal data leaked https://techcrunch.com/2025/04/15/notorious-image-board-4chan-hacked-and-internal-data-leaked/ Suspected 4chan Hack Could Expose Longtime, Anonymous Admins https://www.wired.com/story/2025-4chan-hack-admin-leak/ Soyjak Party https://wiki.bibanon.org/Soyjak.party The Tactics Elon Musk Uses to Manage His ‘Legion’ of Babies—and Their Mothers https://archive.vn/5r3jL Katy Perry launches into space with all-female crew on Blue Origin rocket https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/katy-perry-launches-into-space-with-all-female-crew-blue-origin-rocket-2025-04-14/

POMAYOR SHORTEN- OO-hoo-ah-hoo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-ah-ha-oh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. If you're hearing this, well done, you've found a way to connect to the internet. Welcome to the QAA podcast, episode 320, 4chan, Revenge of the Soijacks. As always, we're your host, Jake Rockatansky, Julian Field, and Travis View. Soyjacks, 4chan, Breeding Kink, Katie Perry. Whether we like it or not, these are our choices of genders.

And this week, we've structured the episode to match them perfectly. First up, Travis will be tackling the hacking of 4chan, the infamous bore that gave us Pepe memes, QAnon family members, and maybe even a president. Who are these soyjacks, and what did they do? Then I, Julian, will be covering the recent Elon Musk breeding kink fanfic if the Wall Street Journal were a fan and documented reporting were a thick. Finally, Jake has investigated worrying claims that Katie Perry's broken orbit and is hurtling towards the Earth at a worrying speed unless the Earth is flat.

and the moon landing was faked, in which case she's at brunch sipping mimosa's after a very productive day on set. I got to say, just reading the list of today's topics, I'm thinking we're so back. Oh, we are so back. We've been back, I feel like, for at least a couple of hours. Yeah, just a series of horrifying things. Tent pulls in the road, look ahead,

and we'll be hammering in those little, I don't know any of the climbing terms. We're putting in the metal thing. Rivets, divvets. And then you're going to rope up to us. Anchors, cankers sores. Listen, never mind, man. I've been climbing the mountains of the internet, if you know what I mean. I'm so excited to hear about this 4chan hack, because I'm so curious what it means for us Q&on researchers.

Will we get more insight as to who was doing the post, or at the very least, who was moderating the original boards? Absolutely not. We will get no satisfaction from this, just further chaos. God damn it. all right, well, let's get to it then. So yes, very startling. What happened was that on April 14th, 4chan, the website responsible for most of internet culture,

went down after being hacked and having a massive amount of internal information exposed. So the short version of the story is that 4chan was hacked by a member of a rival soyjack-based image board called soyjack party. It's also called shardy in the culture. So the hack was done in revenge for 4chan. 4chan mods shutting down the 4chan board that spawned this rival website, that board being QA or questions and answers, though the board is also often called just Quay. So for those who aren't familiar, the soy jack is a derivative of the wojack, which was originally just a simple illustration of a distraught-looking bald man and to spawn just countless variations. The soyjack is a type of wojack which depicts a soy boy, and in practice is usually an illustration of a man's head with glasses. A scraggly beard and a mouth agape and excitement is designed to, like, mock overly enthusiastic or emotional reactions, often implying, like, weakness, gullibility, or conformity.

Oh, that was such a good definition. Thank you. I remember when this started, you know, and I was hearing people say soy face. And I, for a little while, I was like, that is a horrifying new slur. And then I realized, oh, no, they mean people who consume soy and as such are betas. and also that they're really excited. They're doing the very millennial thing of like looking at the camera like,

whoa, I'm in shock, man. Wow, this is crazy. Isn't this crazy, man? And a lot of these are just straight up kind of drawn over existing photos. So all of these faces that you've collected here for our enjoyment, a lot of them are just straight up like taken

from specific pictures, including the no man's sky, I believe like release announcement. That's one of them. is like the head of that studio. There's a few others, but yeah, in general, it's like liberal soy guy, usually pointing to something, but often just making that face, which I think defines our generation a little bit. I've definitely made that face in photos.

Boys, you, have you soy faced? Yes, I mean, I think this is a derivative of the 90s extreme sports era where there was not too much to do other than look at something fantastic and be impressed by it. You know what I mean? Yes, yes. It's the ban marjorization of culture. You point and you're like, wow, holy shit. By the way, I was just watching Bamargera run a skate line.

He's been doing fucking, I mean, I'm sure everybody knows, like, you know, he's had a tough time, but he's been skating a lot and posting a lot. He's been doing fucking great. It's really nice to see him kind of bounce back. Didn't know you had a personal relationship, but I do. I like, I'm, I had a band this on VHS. I am like a, my true, my core personality is like a 90s skateboarding, rollerblading, BMXing guy. I have a skateboard in the back that has rubber training wheels on it so that I can like do kickflips and stuff without the, you know, the board slipping out from under me and breaking my neck and no more podcast. So isn't that, is that the same board that you like flipped once and like gashed your leg?

Correct, correct. Then I got the training wheels after after that, after that incident. Well, moving on, Travis, take us away from here. So the story of how Soy Jack Party was birthed from 4chan's QA board is very long and stupid, but some background is necessary to understand why they hate 4chan so much. So the board was originally created under the name 4chan QNA and was originally supposed to be temporary. It was a board for 4chan creator Mute to host a question and answer thread before he quit as the site owner. However, 4chan nods wanted the board to remain as a meta board and so they let it stay up. Initially it functioned as like kind of a semi-serious place that is focused

on like internal community matters, helping to improve communications between the users and the site's moderation team. The current advent of 4chan Hiroyuki Nishimura made this the sticky message. This is a board for the discussion of meta topics and other things. Outside of meta, this board has no specific theme, and you are free to be yourself. Please note all global rules are in force here. Eventually, the QA board was unlisted from 4chan's homepage, meaning that you had to really deliberately seek it out in order to post there or receive the post. Yeah, under the rug. And the mod said they didn't even really read it regularly anymore, so as a consequence, it was just a very chaotic board, even more so than the other boards

on 4chan. And due to this lack of moderation, some users, treated as sort of like a home base for trolling. Threads were flooded with WoJack and SoyJack memes, often with the just repetitive imagery and intentionally low-quality edits designed to annoy or mock other users. Different user groups or factions emerged around various subtypes of Wojacks and SoyJacks, often staging elaborate meme wars. These factions would repeatedly spam their preferred images, drowning out legitimate conversations. The SoyJack Party Board was founded by a user-named Suit.

who announced the site's creation on 4chan's QA board on September 20th, 2020, by stating he, quote, made a shitty image board. Base jacks must be in every thread. Okay. Two days after founding the board, Sute wrote that he didn't really think would go anywhere, writing this in a blog post. I registered the domain on a whim and installed V-chan just as quick.

It was just a simple joke. I was not expecting to get this many users ever. I don't even have an alias to go by. No, this is not some Honeypot or whatever. it was just originally made as a meme where you can spam soy jacks to your heart's content now is one of the largest english language image boards so yeah yeah it's always how this is right you don't even they never plan it it's never they never want to go hey i'm gonna make the biggest and most used board and we're gonna have the most soyjacks you so many syjacks you couldn't even

you couldn't even count them all they're always like i don't give a fuck about this whatever i did it on a whim. Go fuck yourselves. Don't post here. And then it becomes like the biggest thing ever. It's such a great culture where you're like, I guess I made this board. Oh, whatever. I don't really care about it. Soy Jax, post them, post them. Also, I am not a honeypot. I am not a sciop. By early 2021, the 4chan QA's meme wars escalated into broader disruptive behavior. The QA community became more passionate and even produced a shocking number of parody songs about. the QA board to celebrate it. Now, I can't really play most of

them. I don't feel good about them. They almost universally contain like incomprehensible insider slang slurs or both. But there's one that parodies a wonderful world which contains no slurs and only has some incomprehensible slang.

I see frogs of greed. So I post two, I see them spam for me and you, and I think to myself, what a wonderful boy, I see bait with you, no janie in sight the schizel QA the delete pole plight and I think to myself

what a wonderful board there are like dozens of songs like that now listen Travis I would never be against wanton cruelty in both my choice and length of clip. I think it's a fine practice.

But don't you think you've gone a little too far? This is literally one minute long. I deliberately chose a short one. What you just did was cruel and unusual punishment. I noticed one of the lyrics is use, but it's in parentheses. Does that mean something else? Not that I'm aware of, but I might simply not be aware of what's referencing. I think it means Jews.

Well, that's not the triple parentheses. I know that one. I don't know. Yeah, it's true. It's true. Maybe he really just means use, like use guys. Yeah, use guys who I like in the QA board. Yeah.

Come on, Jake. Don't become one of those like anti-Semitism Twitter accounts. Just like looking for anti-Semitism. It's all anti-Semitism. It's all they're all out to get me. One notable line in that is no janny in sight. Janitors. Yes.

This is a reference to junior four shambrose. moderators, which are also called janers or jannies. These are people who are much more numerous than the actual moderators, and they can delete individual posts, but they aren't able to, like, ban IP addresses or ban users in the way that, like, full moderators can. I really love this because Chan culture has essentially, like, recreated prison, but in the mind, and they're just out there in, like, the common area walking in circles in the yard. And it's, it's just beautiful to watch people lose their minds to this point? So in 2021, this board became really disruptive. They started targeting other boards on 4chan, like Poll, Politically Incorrect, V, the video game one, Int for

international. They flooded them all with soyjack images to provoke reactions. Other boards started pushing back, leading to cross-board trolling and retaliatory raids. Users from boards like Pol and V began spamming their own means back on the QA, and it caused this cycle of disruption. A real Hatfield and McCoy kind of situation where just it's just a place where people can see how well they can disrupt and troll rather than, you know, do other 4chan things. Now, listen, to me, it seems like soy jack is better than pole. Like, I'm assuming if you're rating as poll, the stuff you're posting is somehow worse than the soy jacks. I would hold your tongue. There is not a good place.

Yeah. Good, good, good. There's no heroes here. No. All right. Great. Yeah. Ultimately, the situation became unsustainable, and the 4chan moderators finally stepped in.

The final straw appears to be one of QA's raids on the 4chan LGBT board. Unsurprisingly, part of QA culture is being just aggressively hateful towards trans people. Oh, God. I mean, have you noticed this is just a single A away from the name of our podcast? It's a little awkward. It feels a little bad. So on November 3rd, 2021, the mods started deleting QA threads, and eventually they locked the board entirely. On the soyjack party culture, the event is known as the Great SoySet, Operation Clean Stable, or the November 3rd Massacre.

Okay. The Red Wedding. This, of course, led refugees from 4chan's QA board to join the new Soyjack Party board in droves. Sooy Jack Party adopted an even more extreme and a great. aggressively ironic version of QA's culture, featuring constant meme posting, raids, and trolling campaigns targeted at 4chan and other communities. This also led to years-long resentment against 4chan. Soyzac party members often refer to 4chan derogatorily as forkuk, suggesting that they

have been compromised or weakened. This animosity eventually climaxed in the recent hack of 4chan. People started to notice something was wrong at around 7 or 8 p.m. Eastern on April 14th, Users reported that the site was down and images were failing to load. Strangely, the long-defunct QA board briefly reappeared on 4chan's site with a defaced header message, You Got Hacked, XD, XD being a representation of a laughing person. Thank you. Thank you, Travis. Around the same time, it appeared as if 4chan's owner and admin posted the message,

LOL hacked I Love Dix. Nice. Yeah. Later that evening on the So. Jack Party site. A user identified as Chud announced that they... I'm sorry, that was one too many. It's like, and boog, talk to glim.

I know. So Chud announced what they called Operation Soy Clips. So the hacker reopened the band QA board, exposed 4chan staff's personal information, and leaked portions of the site's code. The post includes screenshots. of the 4chan's admin panels as evidence. The next day in reaction to the breach, 4chan took its servers offline

an attempt to, like, regain control. leaked data started circulating on the internet. They included, like, a list of emails of 4chan moderators and janitors, internal discussion logs, and basically 4chan's entire code base. It was reported that this was a purely technical hack that exploited 4chan's out-of-date software.

It didn't involve any social engineering. Yeah, this was just insanely sloppy maintenance. Yeah. So from what I read, the hacker found a weak spot and how 4chan handled PDF file uploads on a couple of the boards. Oh my God. I love how many bad things go through like the most annoying file types, like PDF or Doc, Doc X. There's a lot of good ones through that. Yes, sir. So like normally when like a PDF is uploaded on the site, the server creates the small thumbnail image. But the software that 4chan used for this is a 20 2012 version of a program called GhostScript, and I didn't check whether an actual PDF was being

uploaded. So the hacker instead upload a postscript file that contains some malicious code, and from there, they're able to escalate and gain access as a global user. Damn. It's so awesome. It doesn't even involve any of, like, the social engineering. I mean, this is not even a hack. Yeah, this is just like an exploit.

This is script kitty shit. I don't want to sound like a blasé guy, but this is script kitty. shit. They're using software that was like, you know, more than a decade out of date for some fucking reason. And this would make it apparently very easy for the site to get hacked. This is a kid who got the hack for free with currency from Call of Duty. Now, if the hackers would be believed, the site was compromised like a year ago, more than a year ago, and they've hung out this entire time before finally essentially shutting down the site and exposing the internal information about 4chan.

Uh-huh. That's... That's... Okay. All right. Just my little Federale's nose is kind of perking up. Well, I mean, I do want to address one claim that was floating ground, which is that the emails of the moderation team included dot-gov email addresses.

People were just saying this. And it's part of like a long-running, like sometimes joke or sometimes claim that 4chan is a Fed Honeypot. Yeah, there's the famous meme of just like guy and FBI outfit sitting at the computer typing. That's like they love the post at each other. They like, yeah, glowies

who are like, you know, entrapping people or something. Now this sometimes they don't merely say that like 4chan is monitored by federal agents for potential threats, which is true. And not merely that 4chan admin sometimes testify for the federal government, which is also true. And not merely that the moderators

have, you know, in the past sent a tip to law enforcement if, for example, a poster threatens a mass shooting, which is also true. But all of that's also true of any large social media site. But people sometimes make the more extraordinary claim that 4chan is actually run by federal agents. But I saw the list of moderator emails. And there are a couple of like dot edu. And I guess there are just students who are moderators, but none of them were dot-gov email addresses. All right. Well, I mean, this is, this is shit covering anyways, because if you work for the government, you're not going to fucking sign up with your government email. This is my point. It doesn't make any sense. Like,

Because, like, even if it was, you think it's like, oh, well, I'll just use by FBI.gov website to, like, sign up as a 4chan moderator. I'd love to see the percent that are proton mail addresses, you know? There were a few. There were a few proton mail addresses. Yeah, that is true. That is the sign that you're either doing decent OPSEC or work for the federal government. Oh, come on. But that's, I mean, all I saw in relation to this, like, when it first hit Twitter or X, I guess, was people being like, wow, like, today I learned that four.

Chan is run by the FBI. Like, everybody basically just decided that this is what it meant. No, it's very, very funny. And it's even funnier when you consider that, like, Elon Musk probably gutted the Soy Jack FBI office, like, months ago. Some people are speculating that this hack is so severe that it could be the end of 4chan. I think it's too early to say, as of this recording, it's still down two or three days after they hack. I mean, it's not out of the question. It was pretty nasty.

And some people have pointed out that if it's the end, the last post on 4chan ever will be a picture of Jack Black and the text Chicken Jockey. This is a reference to a popular scene in the recent Minecraft movie. That'll be so funny if that's how, if that's the last post, something so harmless. I tried to think of something from my childhood, something that could never hurt us. And it is Jack Black in the Minecraft movie. Yeah, I love the idea that 4chan essentially took the substance. and the soyjacks climbed out of the back

and now we might have Sojacks wanting to be the new 4chan? I mean, what does it really matter what the URL is of your board, right? It's just like, these are groups of people that hang out in Discord and spend all their day posting. They're going to continue doing that

wherever they end up. Aikoon, you know, soyjack, wherever. I mean, you think about, like, the lineage of these image boards and there was always like, you know, people migrating to somewhere else because they didn't like

the moderation of the first place. It always turns worse. It always mutates into something worse. Like, Mute created 4chan because he didn't like the something awful moderation of, like, this, like, anime board on something awful, and so it created 4chan. And then when 4chan started, like, cracking down on, like, Gamergate raids that were based on 4chan, a lot of GamerGator started migrating to 8chan. That mutated to something worse.

So I think the one possible consequence is that, like, because now SoyJack has a lot of, like, international, you know, clouten headlines because of this, it'll lead to some part of internet culture getting even nastier and worse. That we can always count on. Yes, you are reading from the ancient hieroglyphics of the QAA scrolls, the history that made us. It is good to look back to be an archaeologist and excavate your own past. One of the immediate consequences of this hack is the personal risk to 4chan's moderators and administrators. So these people, like they operated anonymously for years. their emails and real identities are out in the open I visit some websites that have like

dossiers about these people who are moderators on 4chan because a lot of 4chan users and soy jack party people just hated them and so this makes some targets for harassments and threats I'll say like this is one of the big reasons why people are speculating this might be the end of 4chan because now these moderators they normally operate with they work for free they do it for free as they say but now it's not going to be really worth it if like if being a free moderator of this image board will guarantee constant harassment so like the although probably i mean it's not out of the question they'll just all quit and with no staff then there's just no way to maintain fortune at all once the moderation wars died down we could only pick through the bodies

on the field i wish that they would like instead of creeping deeper into obscurity on some anonymous message board i wish they would you know stage like a mainstream assault and just take over Reddit or something. I feel like that would at least be more interesting. Yeah, but that would have professionals, like professional cybersecurity experts looking into your shit ASAP. Yeah. You're talking about, like, infrastructure that has to answer to shareholders.

You're talking about a whole different fucking world. Yeah, that's why I think it would be funnier if they tried to take it over. I don't know if it would work, but it would be an interesting internet battle to cover at least. I don't care. Well, the last time something even remotely like that, that happened. The FBI infiltrated the group and multiple members of it ended up in jail

and it transformed the chans from a place where some good gets done in the muck to a place where no good gets done in the muck. Of course, the owner of Ait Kuhn, Jim Watkins, took advantage of the situation by posting a message on his site encouraging Furchanders to come

to Ait Kuhn and ensuring people that Ait Koon is more secure than 4chan. Hi, guys. I'm sorry I haven't been around. I've had some personal emergencies going on for the last few weeks. It has come to my attention that 4chan has been hacked. I want you to know that we are not affected by this and are using a different source code.

I also have a new Python site fix that completely replaces our current code. It's in testing right now. My prayers go out to those affected on 4chan. prayers. You are welcome here. Please scan the board list. You may find one that has not been used for a long time. Let's use that instead of messing up active boards. These are dark times and this latest hack shows that the government was actively engaged in that site. If your email was one of the ones released, I urge you to back it up, delete it, and make a new one. God bless you and thank you for not giving up. The tide is turning. We have won the latest battle, but the war is not over.

If you're hearing this, we'll have piped in some very patriotic music, for sure. What's the pen? What's the pen? Is he, I mean, are the QAnon people go? Oh, yeah, the pen is like, it's an acute proof. He's also a pen collector. It's one of the pieces of proof that are used to accuse him of potentially being a Q&ON as well. I mean, I mean, he has a company called Is It Wet Yet? That's a reference to a pen nib supposedly, but of course also has a second perverted function. So this is Watkins, man. And you know what?

I love the new voice. Oh, he does. I mean, I haven't heard him in so long. So I just like reached into the bowels of my memory to be like, what do I remember him sounding like? I guess that's what I came up with. Man, I love Jim Watkins. My desert. My Iraqis

Why do? Further evidence has surfaced that Elon Musk has become Baron Harkonen in a vat of putrescent cum and that he's attempting to lure women into his breeding pit. If they dip their toes in the vat, the women immediately become pregnant and are given large sums of money and extensive nondisclosure agreements.

Time in the vat involves custody battles, backroom dealings with Musk's vizier, fielding some of the most cursed DMs of all time, and a guarantee that your kid will make it to Mars as part of what Elon Musk calls his legion. All of the statements I've made so far are parody, but what is not parody is the extensive Wall Street Journal article by Dana Madioli, titled The Tactics Elon Musk uses to manage his legion of babies and their mothers. So we'll be reading select passages from this article, including this subtitle.

The world's richest man juggles more than a dozen children and harem drama, along with running his companies and advising Trump. He recently took a paternity test in a battle with one woman over money and privacy. Yes, recently one of the mothers of Elon Musk's children, a former Babylon Bee employee named Ashley St. Clair, has shared DMs the two exchanged on X. Here's from the Wall Street Journal again. In Musk's dark view of the world, civilization is under threat because of a declining population. He is driven to correct the historic moment by helping seed the earth with more human beings of high intelligence, according to people familiar with the matter. His businesses are set up to serve the idea.

The main objective of SpaceX is to build a rocket ship capable of getting to Mars, and his other companies, including electric carmaker Tesla, help finance the plan. Musk refers to his offspring as a, quote, legion, a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire. During St. Clair's pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. Quote, to reach legion level.

level before the apocalypse. He said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by the Wall Street Journal, quote, we will need to use surrogates. I mean, this is literally like a Morton Joe type of shit. Yes, it is. I couldn't decide between Harconen and Immortan Joe. I mean, he's got an Emortan Joe belly, and probably if he didn't get a transplant, a Harconin hairline.

Yeah. Not to make fun of anybody's bellies or hairlines. I've got both, or I lack both. or I've got one, but lack the other. This is something that we have to apologize for live. And isn't there another apology? I'm supposed to apologize, I think, for... Oh, we do kind of have like an apology and a correction to issue.

I will make my official apology. I am sorry for making a joke in which Alan Turing jacked off his wife with a vibrator or, I think, discussed whether the vibrator had become sentient. He was jealous of the vibe. In the joke, he was jealous of the vibrator. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what the joke is. Okay, Jake, it doesn't matter. We don't have to revisit that dark history because Alan Turing is, in fact, gay and was, like, tortured by his own government for just having gay sex back when it was illegal in the UK.

And they chemically castrated him. So, not that funny in retrospect. And he committed suicide, basically, a year later, two years later. So, yes, he was totally tortured by his own government for just the crime of being gay. And this is a guy who was like the father essentially of like modern computing. And this is like the UK. We don't think, you know, we don't think of them necessarily as like having these kind of like barbaric practices. But they did.

And this wasn't all that long ago. And so he never would have had a wife because he's famously gay. One of the most famously gay people ever. And we want to correct that. Okay. We're never ever apologizing again just to be clear. And also, you know, it's not my fault. I would have watched the movie or whatever, but I don't like biopics.

So I guess I would have had as much knowledge as you guys, who clearly, I bet, just watch the movie. And then you start writing in because you found something out when Hollywood put it up on the big screen, the silver screen, will never, ever apologize again. Listeners, I want to let you know, I'll always take your side over Julian. So I will destroy you all. I will be ruthless when I rise to power. Speaking of rising to power, back to Elon Musk being a pervert. It's also alleged that Musk has been treating his social media platforms and companies as recruitment platforms for women he wants to inseminate. Once they agree to it, the women are dealt with through Jared Birchall, a Musk employee who manages Musk's money in relation to his baby mamas, as well as his recent $250 million effort to get Donald Trump elected.

Now, this guy is somehow a fixer for one of the most evil and richest men on earth, but also is like a Mormon family man with like a ton of them. kids. So America's so cool and normal and great. It's so funny to me that Musk has like different types of guys. Like he's got like a like a baby mama fixer guy. He's got a path of exile to like character guy. Like he's just got all. He's just got all these guys. Well, this guy, this guy also handles getting Donald Trump elected. So he's, I think he's his high level fixer. Musk has had at least 14 children with four women, including the pop musician Grimes and Sivon Zillis, an executive at his brain computer company, Neurrelink. Multiple sources close to the tech entrepreneur said they believe the true number of Musk's children is much higher than publicly known.

Jesus, he's like a serial killer. It's like, yeah, we know about 11 bodies, but the real number might be a lot higher. We haven't found the majority of the bodies are cold cases. Musk offered St. Clair $15 million and a $100,000 a month in support in exchange for her silence about the child, whom they named Romulus. Okay. That's so cool. Similar agreements had been negotiated with... I gotta stop for a second.

This is like naming your kid like Leonidas because you saw 300 late night on Max. You know what I mean? Like, so fucking, such a lame naming convention. Romulus after... After the twins, Romulus and Remus, that were weaned by a wolf. And eventually, I think there's something to do with Rome,

the fall of them? Yeah, yeah. I can't remember. Similar agreements had been negotiated. with other mothers of Musk's children, Birchell told St. Clair. So if things go sour, it's alleged that Musk and Birchall

have a few weapons in their arsenal. Musk has used his wealth to buy the silence of some women who have his kids, according to St. Clair, as well as other people, text messages and documents reviewed by the journal. Non-disclosure clauses are part of some of the payment agreements. If the mothers push back or seek outside console, Musk's advisors, including Birchel,

have threatened financial retribution according to the documents and people. So if the mothers try to escape the citadel, Musk will send his warboys after them. Yeah. We've got a breeder on the run. Birchall described Musk's expectation to St. Clair, quote,

privacy and confidentiality is the top of the list in every aspect of his life. Every aspect, and his entire world is set up to be like a meritocracy. Benefits flow, he said, when, quote, people do good work. Damn, dude. Just becoming a breeder, an employee, like, just so cool. During the call with Birchall, St. Clair told him she had received outreach from a woman

Musk had invited to have his baby. She said she was being caught up in Musk's, quote, harem drama. We are definitely not in a new feudal state ruled over by the decadent. Yeah, and his 14 wives. Obviously, this is a nightmare for the women involved, but legal and financial issues are only made worse by the messages Elon Musk sends them that they have to read. While Musk was in Pennsylvania canvassing for Trump before the election, Musk sent a series of texts about the urgency of winning the state to St. Clair.

Quote, in all of history, there's never been a competitive army composed of women, not even once, he wrote. Men are made for war. Real men anyway. He followed up with, quote, I'm in full war mode. Jesus Christ. Oh, my fucking God. Jesus Christ.

Oh, man. I want to shove this guy into a locker. I know. Yeah. Oh, God. All right. I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today, Muslim P.A.

I mean, it just is so just obnoxious. I can't think of anyone less suited for real war than Elon Musk. A guy who's so fucking paranoid about, like, like, you know, assassins. He wears his child on his head as a human shield. He didn't say real war. He said full war. So that's a different video game franchise.

I was going to say, like, this is like me in every, like, World War II video game. Like, the moment I step off of the drop ships or whatever, instantly get killed. Like, this is what happened. Me and Musk, we are people not suited for war. We are the guys that get domed the minute we step out of the APC. Yeah, I think that Musk should do real war. Yeah, well, why not? Being told that you're just a breeder for a digital soldier like Musk probably does not feel great,

but cheer up. You can live on his compound if you'd like. Bertrand was involved in acquiring the property for a compound in Austin, where Musk imagined the women and his growing number of babies would all live among multiple residences, according to a person familiar with the matter. He is involved in other property deals across Musk's different businesses. Zillis lives in the gated community, with their children, and Musk comes and goes. Musk also attempted to get Grimes to move into the compound, but she refused.

Similarly, he tried to get St. Clair to spend some time in Austin, quote, with a kid legion, according to a text he sent her. Wow, this is crazy, so he's just trying to, like, collect his baby mama's all in, like, one compound so he can just walk amongst them. He's awkwardly trying to convince his harem to all move to the same compound, a totally normal behavior that we've never seen lead to anything bad. One time, Ashley St. Clair sent Musk a selfie, and he allegedly responded simply, I want to knock you up again.

So that's, I love writing that back to a girl who sends me a selfie. Conservative discourse over this depraved billionaire's sperm cult harem is fascinating. Here's Megan Kelly on the subject. I know he's like seriously committed ideologically to slowing population rates, to he really feels that there's a societal responsibility to repopulate. And I know it's like the joke, oh, he's doing his part, but I actually think that's what he's doing. Now, what happens to these babies who grow up without a father? Very valid question. I don't know the answer to that, and I don't think I like the answer to that. I think the reason most people give Elon a pass is

because he's just such a larger-than-life figure who's about just so much more than his personal life that it almost just gets shrunk. It's like talking about like, you know, Thomas Jefferson with his affair partner. It's like, we don't really care. He's Thomas Jefferson for the love of God. Like some people are so much larger and doing so much good for society, depending on your viewpoint, that it's, it just seems like minutia. It seems petty and small ball to pay attention to those things. I mean, I love these people. They're all about like, you know, law and order and tradition and the family structure. But unless you're an Uber bench, if you're an Uber bench, you know, all bets are off. You can do what the fuck. I don't care. I just, those rules and

things that I impose upon people, those standards, those are for like, you know, the normies. But like Musk and Trumpins, obviously they can do over the fuck they want. It doesn't matter. I don't know if you noticed it, but in the middle of that clip, Megan Kelly reaches into an envelope full of cum and just kind of tates her two fingers. I like that she compared Elon Musk to Thomas Jefferson. That's so cool. And it's like, first of all, you didn't know about his infidelities then, right? I think wasn't that historians that kind of uprooted that?

But second of all, just the idea of comparing Elon Musk to like a founding father, who also, I believe, was a slave owner. I mean, just everything sucks here. Everything sucks. With an entire media ecosystem playing defense for him, Musk is in a decent position to wave away the latest revelations, just as long as his supporters don't read into the details. If they do, they'll find out that Musk loves to,

to get into the nitty-gritty of birthing techniques. While Ashley St. Clair was pregnant, Musk had urged her to deliver the baby via cesarean section and told her he didn't want the child to be circumcised. Musk has posted on X that vaginal births limit brain size. What? And that C-sections allow for larger brains. Yeah, I like this because it's like if you don't circumcise somebody,

then the foreskin limits the size of the penis. But for vaginal births, they limit brain. brain size. So it's like he's made two opposite choices here. St. Clair is Jewish and circumcisions are an important ritual in the religion, and she decided against C-section. He told her she should have 10 babies, and they debated the child's middle name. Ten babies. Can you imagine getting 10 cesarians? This man is like, that's right, you better put to work in the dang baby-making field. What's really sick is that this is just clearly like a breeding kink, except this man is like living it out, you know, he's not just

doing fantasy breeding kink stuff in the bedroom, which he's probably not fully capable of like grasping or doing. So now we have to watch like stuff he could easily resolve in the bedroom with someone consenting. We have to watch it play out over the, you know, like news and it affects all of us somehow. And it just is so cool, really great. Bertrand Musk allegedly pressured St. Clair to keep the relationship private in various ways, including not naming Musk on the birth certificate and not revealing his paternity to the public. Musk allegedly reasoned with her by text that the baby's security was on the line. Musk told her by text it was dangerous to reveal his relationship to the baby,

describing himself as the number two after Trump for assassination. He added that, quote, only the paranoid survive. St. Clair, who in better days had the dark gothic maga hat made for Elon, which he continues to wear all the time, opted to hire an attorney, record a bunch of conversations, back up her DMs, and gather some documents before going to the Wall Street Journal and taking the situation public. Musk has since allegedly dealt with the situation in the most normal way possible, having his employees modify how DMs work on X so that his conversations with women disappear. I saw that. Details of X chat, which will be replacing the DM function, have leaked online and they're pretty conveniently structured for anybody who wants to contact women and offer them their sperm online.

They allegedly include full end-to-end encryption, the ability to unilaterally delete messages for all participants, the ability to unread messages, and vanishing mode, which automatically disappears messages. So, I mean, it's basically signal, you know, like a lot of the features that we find on that app, but in this case, they're rolled out, maybe rushed to market for no reason at all. Before we permanently move on from Elon Musk's come, I wanted to end this segment with a little final detail in the Wall Street Journal article. In 2023, Elon Musk had a meeting in Austin where people he described as Japanese officials asked him to be a sperm donor for a high-profile woman, according to a text message reviewed by the journal. Quote, they want me to be a sperm donor, no romance or anything, just sperm. He texted St. Clair. Musk later told her he gave his sperm to the person who asked for it without naming the woman. He's like going to a room, jack off into a tube, I'd be delighted.

Japanese Elon Musk may sound like a comtown joke, but I trust that once coronated, he'll be a great successor to Emperor Hirohito. Wow. And that is, that's my little segment. Just beautiful stuff, really an article that just has you with your mouth open the entire time. And no, it is not to receive Elon Musk's sperm. Oh, my lord. Will you give us some dessert?

Will you give us some dessert here? Something to take our minds. all this difficulty that we're encountering. Yeah, I mean, I guess mine's a little bit more fun than this. Jeff Terrestrial. In 2011, Katie Perry released a song titled Extraterrestrial. In the video, she plays an alien tumbling towards a desolate earth, while Kanye West, trapped in a satellite, wraps hard-hitting bars like...

Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck. Tell me what's next. Alien sex. Yep. Thank you for making Travis read that. The lyrics are foreshadowing, as Katie Perry lands on Earth and kisses a robot, turning him into a naked man. And now, 14 years later, Miss Perry has descended from space once again, this time to a host of controversies and conspiracy theories regarding the latest tourist flight on Blue Origin, the privatized space travel org run by Amazon founder, Jeff Penis. On April 14th, Katie Perry joined five other women.

for Blue Origin's first all-female spaceflight. The crew consisted of television host Gail King, a civil rights activist Amanda Nuyen, aerospace engineer Aisha Beau, film producer Carrie Ann Flynn, and news anchor and TV personality Lauren Sanchez, who happens to be engaged to Jeff Bezos. So I guess the way that these flights work

is that the rocket takes off and travels roughly 60 miles or so to basically the edge of the atmosphere, where it crosses over the boundary into outer space, And then, as it falls back to Earth, the people inside the capsule get to experience a couple minutes of space travel. Damn, the Lady Ghostbusters were probably like, whoa, so this is happening. The entire round trip took about 11 minutes with an estimated three to four minutes of actual weightlessness. But that was all it took for the Internet to decide that this was not what it appeared to be. While non-pilled people took to social media to scold the travelers for the insane amount of ways the short trip produced,

Or to point out the irony that NASA was actively scrubbing their website of actual female astronauts, the conspiracy-minded folks of the internet were splintering into two main factions. One, that the entire flight was a Hollywood hoax. The rocket launch was CGI, and the space scenes were shot underwater in a giant pool on a soundstage. Wow. Number two, that the flight was real, but wasn't about space or women at all. But instead, a satanic ritual intended to remind the plebs that we can barely afford to take. ticket to Philadelphia, let alone outer space.

Now, both of these theories are extremely plausible, with the latter gaining a slight edge. So I figured I'd go into the lore behind each of these and see just how pilled I can get, because I've decided I cannot be a Travis view in this pilled world. I try to be a classic style debunker for the last couple episodes, weeks, months, and I can take it no longer. The amount of effort it takes to painstakingly track down what's actually real, Everyone else gets to parachute into a large black hole. I just don't have that kind of bandwidth anymore. So fair warning, you guys can try and stop me, but it won't matter.

Harness your hatred. Hollywood hoax theory. Because we see our fair share of actual rocket launches in movies and some TV shows, we always can tell when something looks off. I'm trying to tell me that Blue Origin rocket launch wasn't CGI. That wasn't from a 2002 movie. The error of the world that we live in is crazy because you have to believe everything is either AI, CGI, or not real, and you have to double check. Gail King, Katie Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Aisha Boe, Amanda Nguyen and Carrie Ann Flynn make history becoming the first all-female crew for Blue Origin to go into space.

Now, I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I am someone who believes in science and I'm someone who believes that things are supposed to be the way they are. I'm also someone who has grown up seeing a lot of rockets take off from Cape Cranalvo and other launches into space And something about this one just seems a bit off I don't work for NASA I'm not an engineer I don't go into space I don't work on rockets But I do know that when the rocket takes off it takes off it takes off and then little thing falls off and then it goes back down to Earth None of that happened here the flame doesn't look real

Okay, but here's the kicker they come right back down and in this video of Gail kissing the ground and them think, thank you, thank you, thank you, we made it into space. What's happening? What are they distracting this from? It's starting to make me believe when everyone went to the moon, because what was the point of this? What were they proving?

Because whatever they were trying to prove and had the opposite effect, because they went to space in this rocket, this literally looks like a scene from Independence Day. And if you're old enough to remember Independence Day, you remember how bad the CGI was for Independence Day. So like I say about that This guy's so awesome

Because it's just the laziest fucking baking He's like listen I don't know anything about this situation And I am not a specialist But like there's a thingy that falls off When I've seen other stuff And then so hey this fucker Nothing falling off

Give me a fucking break Have you seen this movie Have you seen this movie? Yeah same shit right here None of it looks real End of story So this video had over 200,000 plays and thousands of comments on it like these.

That looks like a bad green screen in the background. But also, don't they always land in water? And there's a crying, laughing emoji. Eleven minutes is crazy. They couldn't go for at least a week. I watched the Challenger tragedy with 500 of my classmates in elementary school, so I definitely know what a spaceship takeoff looks like,

and that's not it. That's so cool to think that, like, whatever we were doing tens of years ago, decades ago. Yeah, man, we would have done the exact same thing. If it doesn't look the exact same, I mean, what happened? Did we develop new space technology? Now, being a big fan of Independence Day, I went and watched the launch video so I could compare the CGI. And to be fair, it's, you know, does kind of look fake. They've got a bunch of different camera angles that they're cutting to, and the only other place you're really used to seeing this sort

of thing is in movies. So it makes sense that your brain just goes, that special effects. Also, the live Fox feed replay I found was only in 720P, and the compression was awful on it. So, yes, I can see why a lot of people were quick to write off this launch as just another example of Hollywood magic. Also, we can state the obvious. The spaceship looks like a giant rock hard cock, which is what the fictitious rocket of the billionaire super villain would look like in the movies if it were a comedy like Austin Powers or something, you know. Okay. Another thing that contributed to the launch feeling like a fake reality show was the fact that many reality stars were in attendance. Chris Jenner and a big ridiculous hat, Chloe Kardashian, Oprah Winfrey, and Perry's husband, actor Orlando Bloom, all stood by watching Proud.

The camera is constantly cutting away to famous people in the midst of the launch, further cementing the idea that none of this is real. Bezos's head is craned so far back, it looks like a new creature will emerge from his neck, wearing him. like a costume. And then, there were women in space. I'm sure by now a lot of you have seen the short video clips from inside the capsule where the celebrity cosmonauts floated around for a couple minutes. Katie Perry used up some of the precious seconds looking into the camera and holding up a daisy for her daughter. She spent some more time flipping upside down looking at the camera while making the zoomer heart hands. And she also pulled herself away from the once-in-a-lifetime view to promote her upcoming tour. Space posting. That's all this is. No wonder

everybody feels so fucking cooked, and it gets worse. The other major controversy surrounding the Blue Origin flight is what's being dubbed Doorgate. Oh yeah, okay. Now, when the capsule lands, there's a whole crew that has to drive to them and let the astronauts out, just like in the movies. But in this situation, it's all privately owned, so it's like Jeff Bezos and a fleet of Rivians with sirens on them to make them look like cop cars. And Bezos isn't even wearing a cool mission jacket, just like a tight, rich guy t-shirt. By the way, as he's trying to walk around, the perimeter of the capsule, he absolutely eat shit into the dirt, all caught on

live stream. Anyways, Bezos is supposed to go to the door of the hab and use a special key to release all of the space women back on Earth. But before he gets to it, his space women. He's collecting them.

Elon collects them at a compound in Austin. Bezos collects them in space. You're Sonic and you have to like jump on the capsule after beating Dr. Robotnik and space women. space women come out. So before he can get to it, you can see the door kind of like open from the inside and it swings inward. And one of the reps runs over to the door, says something and it closes kind of quickly.

So according to a popular TikTok post, this two second clip is proof that the entire launch was faked. Something is definitely not adding up. And I'm a bit of one to say it. Somebody got to be lying. I was watching a live footage from when the capsule came from space. y'all gonna see it too but somebody that was in the capsule opened the door opened the hatch from inside the capsule y'all so when the door opened from the capsule a lady that was standing by jeff bezos ran over to the door and said something probably like

don't do that you can't do that it's showing don't open it don't open it but it was already too late y'all it was on live feed you know they still had to try to play it all somehow so the people from the live crew that was talking was like Jeff Bezos is about to open the door from the outside. He's about to open the hodge. And then Jeff Bezos went over there with some little key or whatever. And then he acted like he was opening the door when we all just seen that the door opened from the inside. That's not supposed to happen. You cannot open that capsule from the inside. It's pressurized. It's closed from the outside and locked and sealed. So how did they open it? Somebody on that jump opened it. I mean, it looks like

The problem is that these do involve a bunch of theater. So, like, yeah, it is all part of a shoot. That's the problem. It's just that it's also a trip up into the... And unfortunately, for my own pillidness, I look this up, and this poster is wrong. The Blue Origin Hatch is designed to open from the inside in accordance with aerospace protocols. Should the astronauts need to evacuate in case of an emergency? So, like, if the capsule lands, there's a fire on the inside, and it's before the rescue crew can get to them.

They need a way to be able to get out. So this is just kind of standard safety practice. Not to like, I hate to debunk myself or anything, but. Needless to say, Doorgate went huge. That video that I just played you had 8 million plays on TikTok. And the comment section is an absolute wasteland of people convinced the entire thing is fake. The first poster says, here's my question. What else was happening in the world at this time?

We were distracted with this for a reason. 70,000 likes. Gamer tag guy says, First time I seen astronauts didn't need helmets. Let's say it's all staged. Real question. Why are they trying so hard to convince everyone they did? And since when does astronauts come back to Earth

and land in dirt and not on the ocean? Welcome to the greatest show on Earth. Janice says Astro-Not. Salmchick goes, that looked so staged. Awesome, man. I mean, it's like, yeah, the problem is that, well, yeah, it is all stage for capturing media and for dramatic effect and publicity. It's an ad. It's an ad for various people.

Yes, exactly. So it has that sheen of PR because it is. And, you know, apparently there are like two main reasons to, like, launch a sort of like a rocketry company nowadays. There's like, get fat government contracts and internet clout. And this blue origins was mostly the internet clout one. And so it's all staged at like, you know, influencer style and, you know, obviously social media friendly. So it feels fake. I will say that it is very funny to me that one of the popular reasons for disbelief is that the capsule didn't land in the ocean.

I think this is because, and I could just be sort of spitballing here, but, you know, I think it's because most people are just thinking about the last capsule they saw that sort of looks like this one. And that's the Apollo 13 capsule from the Tom Hanks movie. and that ship landed in water. Each of those comments has like more than 10,000 likes on it, by the way. So people are, they are baking and they are loving, loving the bread. Another popular reason that the launch was deemed a hoax was due to the fact that the capsule had no burn marks on it when it landed. It looked too pristine, people said.

Where were the burn scars like we see in the movies? Well, according to scientists, the capsule just didn't get high enough. These types of flights are what are called suborbital flights, meaning they don't need to go nearly as fast, and as a result, the return to Earth isn't nearly as stressful or damaging. Some people, including rapper Aesalia Banks, believed that the launch was a hoax purely on the fact that it didn't last long enough. She wrote on Twitter, I don't think they even went to space. That shit was fake as fuck. How they back already? It's been like 40 minutes.

Actually, Miss Banks, it's only been like 10 minutes. It's funny, under Azalea's tweet, she reposted a video of Gail King giving an interview after the launch. And in the video, Kings saying that, like, as they were descending back to Earth, Katie Perry saying, what a wonderful world to the other crew members, which to me is such theater kid shit, I love it. They were probably like, come on, Katie, sing, sing, sing. She was like, no, guys, no, no. And they left it alone. And then, like, silently at some point during the thing, she was like, I feel skies of blue birds too.

And they were like, oh, and everybody put their hands over their hearts. They love it. Next section. RSS Baphimus. As I mentioned at the beginning of my segment, the other popular conspiracy theory to take hold in the wake of this latest blue origin launch is incredibly stale, moldy even.

And that's that the event itself was real, but that it was for the purpose of a satanic ritual. What ritual exactly? I'm not sure. Some kind of display of total opulence and control, which I don't disagree that that isn't what this was, but the bakers on TikTok are pointing to much more literal symbols, the mission numbers, and the launch patch.

Damn, they have to patch a freaking space flight at launch, too. That's crazy, man. Do you see it? I mean, do you really see it? This is the patch that all of the ladies wore on their blue origin flight to space yesterday. You can even see their names around at King, Sanchez, Perry. But when you flip it upside down, you see something completely different. Baffamint, that's right.

This patch upside down is almost in the same. identical outline of Baphimit, a symbol that often represents Satan. And the flames that are supposed to be coming out of the spaceship are now the flame on the head. And maybe the star is not in the middle of the forehead, but the stars right here. This isn't the first time that we have found the symbol of the Baphimit by things being mirrored or flipped upside down. Remember the King Charles painting from last year? How when you mirrored it, the middle looked like the baffimit. Here it is in black and white.

It might be easier for you to see. And now when you look at this, it's just too obvious. Let's not pretend that Katie Perry is the queen of symbolism. I had a lot of questions yesterday after the Blue Origin spaceflight. Like why these ladies didn't have to wear helmets into space. But now I want to know about this. Is this just all a big coincidence? or is this symbol done on purpose?

As always, I want to know what you think about all of this down below. Well, that video got half a million plays and people were more than willing to comment down below what they thought of it and they thought very positively of the theory. Some people even wrote, quote, yep, totally faked,

which agrees with the person in the video while also disagreeing with them somehow. A popular post on our conspiracy with over 2,000 upvotes also calls into question the quote, creepy mission logo patch. Now, look, I can agree as much as the next guy that a lot of things can look like a goat when they're flipped upside down, especially when you're looking at it through blurry JPEG covered glasses. I set out to see if I could find a higher-res image of this

mission patch so I could see for myself just how satanic it was. Luckily for me, I found a very high-resolution pick on Blue Origin's website, complete with an explanation for each of the patch's symbols. So, they write, additionally, Blue Origin released the N-N-N-A-Rigion released the N-A S-31 mission patch. A few of the key symbols embedded include The Target Star symbolizes Aisha Bow's ambition for setting big goals, passion for STEM, and commitment to inspiring future generations. The scales of justice symbolize Amanda Nguyen's efforts

to advocate for civil rights, break barriers, and empower everyday people to create change. The Shooting Star microphone represents Gail King's commitment to sharing important stories with the world. The fireworks symbolizes Katie Perry's global influence across music pop culture, and philanthropy. The film reel symbolizes Carrie Ann Flynn's passion for filmmaking, storytelling, and crafting beautiful narratives.

Flynn the Fly, the main character and Lauren Sanchez, bestselling children's book, The Fly, Who Flew to Space, is along for the ride. The story is about overcoming adversity, inspiring kids, with learning differences to pursue their dreams. Damn, these motherfuckers are worse than John McNaughton. Over-explained much? I mean, it's like, you know, it'd be one thing if you went to the mission. patch and it was like, the head of Baphomet symbolizes our undying allegiance to Satan.

I mean, it's just like they explain everything here. And if you look, what looks like when you flip it upside down as a goathead is actually just a rocket ship with legs taking off. I mean, yeah, if you're looking for that, I guess you can kind of see it, but I don't know. Okay. So even you are not excited about this. Yeah, this is a bad bake. A bad batch. But I did wonder, what The poor artist job it is to keep hiding Baphimett over and over in all of these patches and set designs and shit. In addition to the actual design of the mission logo, you better believe those mission numbers were up for scrutiny as well. I really think NS 31 is just some random letters and numbers. We've got to talk about this.

My name's Nightfall, by the way. I do this for educational and entertainment purposes only. As we all know, this isn't just a random symbol either. But unfortunately, N is the 14th number in the alphabet and S is the 19th. 14 plus 19 is 33 3 plus 3 is 6 Did you happen to notice who all the faces are staring at too in the middle? So also there was four white women that went and there was two black women

4 plus 2 is 6 and then I don't know if you noticed the six symbols in all the corners next to their names but then there's a seventh symbol right here you see this one for some reason there's this extra 7th symbol it's not a star because it's much bigger than just the normal stars that are over here Let me know down in the comments if you guys know what these symbols mean. It does make me just a little nervous why there's that extra symbol in there. What, it's something come back? So I don't have this thing fully decoded yet or anything, but don't forget to follow. I'm not even saying anything.

I'm just pointing stuff out. This man is wearing a neck warmer, a hoodie, and a beanie indoors. Julian, you don't see it. The seventh sign, of course. The negative space between all the women when they held hands in zero G. It was a satanic alien waiting. at the border of space where he had to knock three times in order to be led into the spacecraft. Perry, singing what a wonderful world, was actually the alien inhabiting her body,

and singing excitedly about his new home, Earth. He would have known Louis Armstrong because those broadcasts have been traveling for decades in the depths of outer space. Perry foreshadowed the event 14 years ago in numerology. Number 14 combines the energies of numbers, one, four, and five. It represents starting a new, building solid foundations and embracing change. In her music video, Extraterrestrial, the robot, she'll kiss to turn into a naked boy is Jeff Bezos. Wow. That's true. You know, I don't know. I mean, what I will give Bezos is one single thing. Among all of them, he appears to be the least pedophilic. He's clearly into like porn star babe type women. He's one of the few billionaires where I'm like, I think this man might not have molested a child. And that goes a long, long way for me in the world of billionaires. You know what?

Yeah, I think that the pickup line, do you want to be launched in the space, is a lot more charming than do you want my come. So points to Bezos over Musk. Obviously, some of the bakes aren't as complicated as my last little rant. Some people didn't need the premature hatch opening or the CGI rocket to know that the whole mission had been faked. Rather, some of these women could have never gone to space

because their fake titties would have exploded. I mean, obviously, that was one of the first things Bezos developed as a technology. He's like, listen, we need to do space travel, but also fake tits must be allowed up there. The FAA may disqualify Katie Perry and the rest of the women as astronauts because none of them played a direct role in piloting the craft that went to space. Not that that really matters because most people will tell you that they believe that that was a staged flight to space and they never really. left earth. And here's the reasons why. Firstly, most people will tell you it looks staged and that the actual rocket ship looks CGI. Now, there's no fact to back that it is real or fake, but there's also the myth of exploding fake breath in outer space, meaning that the pressures of space would force anybody

that has had plastic surgery to feel either discomfort at bare minimum, and the silicone has the potential to explode upon the acceleration of the rocket ship, but then also the pressures of space. For example, Lauren Sanchez experienced no such thing, and there has been breast enhancements done to her in her past. But one of the more dead giveaways would have to be the spaceship itself, because the windows are so large that most people would tell you that those glass windows are too big to withstand the pressures of outer space. Okay. This guy is so awesome. I love that he's saying there's no proof that it's faked, but there's also no proof that it occurred. I mean, I think there's a couple of pieces of proof.

proof that it occurred. That guy's huge, by the way. That's awesome. He has like hundreds of thousands of plays on it. God damn, you got to do numerology to make his IQ look good for sure. Yeah, so that's the latest and greatest when it comes to Blue Origin and the surrounding conspiracy theories. I think that it's safe to say that the launch was faked. Katie Perry is an alien, and I look forward to her upcoming tour.

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