QAA Podcast - Aliens Made a Hybrid Baby With Katie Souza’s Eggs (Premium E352) Sample

Episode Date: September 6, 2026

Katie Souza is an ex-meth cook turned author and founder of Katie Souza Ministries. Why did she start to claim in 2026 that she is the mother of an alien hybrid child named “Starburst?” Travis kicks us off recounting how his broken algorithm brought Souza across his radar and what he learned as a result that caused him to ask, “What the hell is going on with American evangelicals?” After he details Souza’s history Jake jumps in with a QAA book report on Souza’s latest book, Star Gods, in which she outlines how alien greys came on Christmas eve and implanted a device in her to steal her eggs. Our resident alien guy, Brad, listens on in disappointment as the book slowly turns from aliens to God. Subscribe for $5 a month to get all the premium episodes: www.patreon.com/qaa Produced by Liv Agar & Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (instagram.com/theyylivve / sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (pedrocorrea.com) qaapodcast.com QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

Well done. You found a way to connect to the internet. Welcome to the QAA podcast's Premium Episode 352. Aliens made a hybrid baby with Katie Seuss's X. As always, we are your host, Jake Rakitansky, Brad Abraham's. And Travis View. The other day, I was killing some time with TikTok as my ADHD brain does sometimes when a strange video came across my feed. Like everyone else in my line of work, my social media algorithm,

rhythms are like hopelessly fuck. They're like lots of garbage. It reaches my eyeballs. So this is what I saw on that day. I was visited when I was a young girl and I am aliens, alien beings. Implanted an interdimensional device in me that harvested my eggs over my lifetime. Because eggs, you get hundreds of thousands of eggs when you're born with hundreds of thousands of eggs if you're female. But they don't mature until you ovulate.

So this device obviously was harvesting them right when they would mature. So that they could then try to work their work. And I have no idea how they do that, but to try to create a hybrid child, which they actually eventually did. And I saw it. I was shown it, and its name was Starburst. Yeah. That's why my husband and I are childless right now. What the hell?

That's like a tell at the end there. Yeah, maybe this is a... Yeah. So, you know, as I later came to learn, so this is evangelical Christian influencer Katie Suza. So I wasn't familiar with their work at the time. I thought, what the hell is going? Is this a serious? Is this some sort of satire? Especially with a weird co-host. It's just like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That, it's also like the lighting. Like, it's so hard to tell these days, especially with, you know, the onion doing Info Wars where they, they've matched this setup. So now when I see something like this. visually, I'm like, is this a bit? Is this an onion thing? Or is this real? I can't tell

anymore. And it's really disconcerting. There's almost like comedic timing there at the end talking about like, well, that's why that we don't have kids. But there were like comments on the video, which indicated to me that yeah, she was being serious. And further, Katie Suza has fans who are cheering her on. In fact, Katie Suza Ministries is a multi-million dollar nonprofit reporting about $2.2 million in revenue in each of its two latest fiscal years. So here are a couple of comments on that video. Streets of Gold commented, Katie, God bless you. Brave of you to come out and say this, I support you. Clap, clap, clap. AJ says, there are more victims of alien abductions than people are afraid to come out and share their story because we'll think they are crazy. Must rebuke them

in Jesus' name. Uh-huh. This is important. The Jesus' name is kind of the most important part. is what I learned from the book. Okay. It's kind of a, kind of a like a catch-all spell. Sort of does everything. Yeah. So I came to learn that this video was part of a promotion of Katie Suza's newest book titled Star Gods, Unmasking the Alien Agenda, Fallen Angels, and End-Time Deception.

So I got to learn what this is about, and I got to invite Brad onto this episode when we do it. Yeah. I mean, anything hybrid, you know, alien eggs. Yeah, that's catnip for me. Oh, yeah, you're going to enjoy this one, I think. So, I mean, this is like another character that kind of reminds me of Colorado gubernatorial candidate Victor Marx. Like, this is someone who's, like, built a successful career as a religious leader on the back of their extraordinary story of overcoming hardship. In Suez's case, it's a story of how her hard drug use turned to drug manufacturing and years in federal prison before she found God through the Bible.

Yeah, I did not see that part coming. She says that after she was released, she provided guidance to prisoners. But over the years, her theological perspective has become increasingly strange and unorthodox until this year when she claims that aliens are using her eggs to make a hybrid baby. She popped into my feed about like two weeks ago is when she started to kind of warm her way into my algorithm. But all the videos that I've seen are about, she's talking about mermaids. Oh, okay. And how she's been waging battles with mermaids, like decades-long battles with the mermaids who are, I think, also trying to seduce her husband. Yeah, she's a big, she's a big spiritual warfare person, very into, like, I guess the courts of heaven.

And I don't know what's happening here, honestly, because, like, some of her, like, earlier stuff was, like, sometimes it got weird and she had visions or whatever. But it's, like, it wasn't too out of line from typical Christian testimony. For some fucking reason, this year, everyone's brains are breaking. The evangelical brains are breaking the most. And so she's just, she's kind of off the rails. Well, they really believe that they're in the end times. I mean, this, this war that Trump and Israel has started in Iran, you know, I think they feel like this is the, you know, they're all talking about this. I see this across like multiple evangelical conspiracy sort of influencer, like, spaces.

Yeah. So what I'm going to do is that I'm going to explain sort of Katie Suza's life story as she explained herself that she's told through most of her career. And then Jake is going to take us into her latest book to see what she has to say about how aliens are influencing us generally and her specifically. And then hopefully we're going to try to figure out what the fuck is going on with like American evangelicals. Why are you just telling just the most ludicrous crazy stories?

Why are you sounding increasingly like, you know, I'm sure we'll get into it, like David Ike and stuff? Yeah, I also think they all seem to be of a certain age. like kind of early 60s to mid-60s is the most like the broken brains that we're seeing. Yeah. So Katie Susa. So she was born in Chicago in 1963, but her family soon moved to a 200-acre ranch in rural Wisconsin. Now, her father was an entrepreneur and compulsive builder.

So according to Susa, he took a century-old farmhouse and kept adding into it until it became a 23-room mansion, complete with a giant kitchen, an indoor pool, an elevator and blue velvet couches with telephones hidden inside the arms. So he constructed a landing strip on a nearby hill and three kettle barns that she claims were each a mile long. You know, this is sort of a type of guy in Wisconsin, too. Yeah, there's a lot of these sort of kind of folk builders out there because that's the home of House on the Rock, which is one of the most, like, insane homes that I've ever seen and experienced. And anyone that's in like the Madison area. I should check that out.

Okay. So, I mean, maybe there's just acres and acres of cheap land that you can use to build mile-long barns, maybe. I don't know. Seems kind of crazy to me. When Katie was 10, her family moved to Hawaii. Sousa says that the Hawaiian government had recruited her father to establish some kind of, like, cattle operation there.

The other recurring theme in this story with, like, her and Victor Marx is, like, strange, I guess, distant parents working for the government. Katie Sousa says that as a white girl from the mainland, she was an outsider to Hawaiian culture at the time. So she suffered frequent abuse and bullying from other kids her age. In order to survive this environment, she decided that it's better to be the aggressor than the victim. She cites this move towards becoming a bully herself as the path that led her to bad

decisions in her adult life. The way that the locals handled it when I arrived was, you know, if we don't understand you, we're going to beat you up, we're going to attack you. So here I am, this little Caucasian girl, and the locals, and I don't blame them. I love Hawaiian people. I love Hawaii. But, you know, I got on the bus, so I had a choice.

It was either continue to be beat up and picked on or become the person that started beating up people and picking on people. So I chose the latter, and I became very tough, very aggressive, very violent. And that led to drug addiction. That led to me cooking math. That led to me being a collector. I started doing collections for other drug dealers, for the Mexican mob. Yeah.

What? Yeah. Yeah. She got in deep. It's true, though. I gotta say, some of the, like, most pilled people I know are people who I've bought drugs from. You've been listening to a sample of a premium episode of the QAA podcast. For access to the full episode, as well as all past premium episodes and all of our podcast miniseries, go to patreon.com slash QAA.

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