QAA Podcast - Chemtrails, Journo Romance, and MAGA Disney (Premium E314) Sample

Episode Date: November 30, 2025

Nuzzi. Lizza. Maga. Disney. Chemtrails. Folks, the world is getting weirder and weirder as human brains begin to wilt and grow mold. Perhaps we didn’t water them enough. Perhaps some of us wa...tered with Diet Coke, Monster Energy, and Electrolytes instead of classic H20, which would explain why some of us are so much more powerful than others. For this week’s episode, Travis, Jake, and Liv form a meeting of the minds. We talk about some of the latest and ongoing news stories from pilled America that each host has been drawn to like a hummingbird to that sweet sweet sugar water. It’s a grab bag, so reach in and pull out your favorite host, pull the cord on their back, and retreat in horror (or hopefully laugh) as they spit out their latest rabbit hole. Subscribe for $5 a month to get this full episode and all of the 300+ premium episodes: www.patreon.com/qaa Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (instagram.com/theyylivve / sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (pedrocorrea.com) qaapodcast.com QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Thank you. If you're hearing this, well done, you found a way to connect to the internet. Welcome to the QAA podcast, Premium Episode 314. Kemptrails, Jurno Romance, and Maka Disney. As always, we're your host, Jake Rockatansky, Liv Egar, and Travis View. Nuzzi, Lizza, Maga, Disney, Chemtrails, folks, The world is getting weirder and weirder as human brains begin to wilt and grow mold. Perhaps we didn't water them enough.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Perhaps some of us watered them with Diet Coke, Monster Energy, and electrolytes instead of classic H-2O, which would explain why some of us are so much more powerful than others. That's true. I knew there was a reason why I should have drank in like Monster Energy as well as taking five ants during my undergraduate degree. Careful, folks. she's reaching unprecedented levels of efficiency. Of anxiety. She's wound tight, high strong, she could snap.
Starting point is 00:01:39 So I feel like all the time that like the wild, that wild like desperate sort of like Tim and Eric style of humor that seemed so over the top like 10 or 15 years ago is like kind of where I'm at all the time. Like Liv, you were saying you were what you just walk around going like nazi, Lizza, Nazi Lissa. I do. And it's like, yeah, I just like revert. There's a, there's a video of my brother, my younger brother from when he's like two years old.
Starting point is 00:02:06 And he's like, it's like, you know, in like an old style 90s or, you know, 80s handycam. And he's walking around singing the Ghostbusters theme, but he's like two years old. So he's just walking around going like, do do doga, doka, doka, doka, doka doka do do do do do do do do do. And that's how I feel now. I just feel like I'm walking around with like bunnies and clowns in my head. all times like it's the all it's like i've used an alt to like generate like a small shield around my brain but it's like a shield on the inside that's sort of like keeping everything from coming in yeah my my career in emotional regulation one like i can't remember if i mentioned this on the other
Starting point is 00:02:42 preemie we're doing was saying i'm such a fat fucking chud i just i walk around my house i'm cleaning just by myself but i'm like i'm such a fat fucking chud i'm such a fat fucking chud um it feels great folks i feel great we all feel great giving you these wonderful A wonderful piece of information. If you feel bad listening to them, imagine it's your whole life. Imagine saying them because it's your experience. Yeah. As the QAA crew grapples with the horrific thought that we're not even close to halfway through Trump's second term,
Starting point is 00:03:13 we all are naturally spinning off wildly into different areas of interest. For this week's episode, Travis has called A Meeting of the Minds, an audio game show and tell, or tell and listen. uh nobody knows this week we're going to talk about some of the latest and ongoing news stories from pillen usa that each host has been drawn to like a hummingbird to that sweet sweet sugar water it's a grab bag folks a three piece so reach in and pull out your favorite host pull the cord on their back and retreat in horror or hopefully laugh as they spit out their latest rabbit hole i've been thinking a lot recently how in 2025, this is the year that the chemtrails conspiracy really went mainstream.
Starting point is 00:03:58 We had some build up last year, but I feel like this is it. And this is like international, like the premier of Alberta, Danielle Smith also flee. So it's Canada, too. One of the most powerful political figures in Canada. It's really nuts because it's like, like if I'm, I'm hoping that this is like the best case scenario, really, I feel like is that this is a case of like political leaders kind of like playing to their base. Like, they know that this is something that people really believe, and so they're like, oh, we're going to, we're going to get around those chemicals that the planes are spraying and making you gay. We're going to, like, get rid of them once and for all, but, man, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:34 So, for those who aren't familiar, it's, like, it's the idea that, like, those streaks that go behind, like, jets, jet engines up in the sky, those are not normal condensation trails, what they call con trails, but, like, the deliberate spraying of chemicals or possibly biological agents to control the weather or the popular. or mines or to spread disease. There's just no evidence of this. This is something that was like, I think, first popularized in the 90s. Chem trails or Contrails, the kind of like condensation trails, have existed since the beginning of aviation, really. And it's not really that extraordinary, but for some reason now, it's very, very normal. Like Tucker Carlson very recently did a whole episode of his show about it.
Starting point is 00:05:14 It's always the obvious questions that are so vigorously discouraged. And one of the questions that's been the most discouraged. over the past 30 years, are what are those lines in the sky that you see trailing jets? What is that? Some people call them chem trails, claim that somehow the U.S. government is spraying poison on the population. Those people are clearly crazy. Wikipedia calls them crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Every news outlet calls them crazy. But the trails are still there. And it's clearly not water vapor because that doesn't make sense at all. So what are they? It's clearly not the thing it is because that doesn't make sense at all. It says me, a newscast. It's like, we're not allowed to ask why they're like these white trails in the sky. It's like, no, you're allowed.
Starting point is 00:05:58 You're definitely allowed. Not only allowed and encouraged. It's just that you get mad when you hear the answer. We're allowed to ask whether magnets are magic. We're allowed to ask that. It's unfair that the woke mob has said that I am stupid. A comedian sought his assistant in half. Now, we all know that magic isn't real.
Starting point is 00:06:16 What is going on? The magic isn't real. It can't be real. Wikipedia says magic is. isn't real. But nevertheless, I still have two pieces of an assistant. Oh, all right. Sorry. I don't know why that tickled the, tickled the right spot. On top of this, like, RFK Jr. is into it. He's the health secretary. The chief health officer of the United States is all in on the chem trail shit, which is disturbing. In a
Starting point is 00:06:46 Dr. Phil Town Hall interview that aired in April of 2025, RFK Jr. was asked by an audience member about aerosol injections of chemicals in the sky. And he just took the claim at face value and says that he believes that the activity was being done by DARPA, which is the, you know, the Pentagon's research agency. This would baffles me. You can't be like, I wonder what the government is up to when you're like a high-ranking government officer. Jesse Ventura did this like decades ago where he was what a governor and then he's like I need to look I need to find the files that say that 9-11 is an inside job yeah it's really strange when deeply pilled people get into like high level government positions it's like you can't be this paranoid and also be this powerful it's like it doesn't doesn't make sense although I guess he got pilled afterwards so we like this is now like the confluence of like pilled and in power it has never been I think it is just like total tea party victory because it's just like the The idiots that, like, Republicans especially, like, appealed to you to get votes are like, well, we can run in the elections. And it's like, well, yeah, now that's your party is you, you are, they're running full of idiots.
Starting point is 00:07:55 It's not just the voters. Here's what RFK Jr. said. My name is Emily. And my biggest concern is the stratospheric aerosol injections that are continuously peppered on us every day day. Bromium, aluminum, strontium. It's sprayed in our skies all day long. and I know you've talked to Dane Wigington about this. He seems to be one of the experts in the field.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Is there a question? Yes. How do we stop it? That is not happening in my agency. You know, we don't do that. It's done. We think by DARPA, and a lot of it now is coming out of the jet fuel. Yes, sir. You know, those materials are put in jet fuel.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I'm going to do everything in my power to stop it. We're bringing on somebody who's going to think only about that. Find out who's doing it and holding them accountable. So, like, so far, he hasn't yet assigned a special chemtrails czar, who is who is dedicated just to investigating this issue. This is a promise he is not fulfilled. I do love, like, he's like, it's not in my health department. It's like he kind of, like, kicked around, like, anyone doing chemtrails in here?
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