QAA Podcast - Episode 146: Liv Crokin

Episode Date: June 9, 2021

QAnon influencer Liz Crokin: the woman who redpilled sitting congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene in 2017. Liv Agar reveals Crokin's path to redpilling and the mainstream fallout from the massive QAno...n documentary 'Out of Shadows'. Plus Jake Rockatansky wrote a story about Liv facing down her subject in a very physical manner — and things getting complicated. ↓↓↓↓ SUBSCRIBE FOR $5 A MONTH SO YOU DON'T MISS THE SECOND WEEKLY EPISODE ↓↓↓↓ https://www.patreon.com/QAnonAnonymous Liv Agar's podcast: http://patreon.com/livagar QAA Merch / Join the Discord Community / Find the Lost Episodes / Etc: https://qanonanonymous.com Episode music Max Mulder, Doom Chakra Tapes (http://doomchakratapes.bandcamp.com) and Nick Sena (http://nicksenamusic.com)

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up QAA listeners? The fun games have begun. I found a way to connect to the internet. I'm sorry, boy. Welcome listener to chapter 146 of the Q&ON anonymous podcast, the Live Kroken episode. As always, we are your host, Jake Rockatansky, Julian Field, and Liv Egar. To write this introduction on Liz Kroken, the seminal,
Starting point is 00:00:30 Q-Anon decoder and influencer, I visited her Telegram channel, where she's followed by nearly 50,000 people. Like others, Liz's online domain has shrunk considerably since her heyday, devastated by the public-private operation to censor Q content from major social media platforms. In her telegram bunker, I aim to get a quick snapshot of Liz Croken's current mind state by taking a look at her latest posts. I found two videos she posted today of her at a gun range shooting a CZ P-O-9 pistol, which I had to look into, with some assistance from someone working at the range. She crushes the first target, but struggles a little in the second, explaining,
Starting point is 00:01:24 Shooting with one hand, that has two decapitated fingers. Clearly, her warrior spirit had remained undaunted. Following the videos, Krokin posted a remastered version of the original Q-pilling video, Joe M's The Plan to Save the World, demonstrating her continued interest in red-pilling the planet. Her latest post, as if to confirm that she's still actively creating content, stated, I'm trying to put together all of Isaac Kappi's best videos. Please post below what you have in the comments.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Thank you, Patriots. Certainly a far cry from Liz's situation last, summer, when the Q-Anon documentary she was heavily featured and involved in, out of shadows, was trending across mainstream platforms. She was since featured in the less flattering HBO documentary, Q into the storm, where she made faces upon being informed that Ait Chan had a child pornography problem. On the flip side, she's still the woman who red-pilled sitting Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green.
Starting point is 00:02:17 This week, Liz's doppelganger, Liv, will set out to profile what is arguably the top female baker in all of the Q-Niverse. Jake will take us away with a story about Liv coming face to face with the subject of this episode. What happens next? You will not believe. Liz Croken. Early on with Q and related conspiracy theories that preceded Q, a majority of the people who were appealed were young white male shut-ins that regularly browsed boards like 4chan. The transition from these individuals, who could not only stomach the content posted on the Chan
Starting point is 00:02:48 boards, but actively enjoyed it, to the current general base of Q supporters, who are generally old white Christian fundamentalist, is a somewhat mysterious one. So what motivates someone who doesn't browse the Chan boards to get pilled early on? Let's say someone peeled so early, they're pilled before Q post their first drop, so early that they're Marjorie Taylor Green's introduction into Q&N in 2017. On this episode, I'll be going over the story of Liz Croken, how she went from being an award-winning tabloid columnist to someone so pilled, they introduced a now-sitting congresswoman to QAnon.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Liz Krokin began as a journalist working for Fox Chicago at 17 years old. She then got a journalism degree at the University of Iowa. While she was working on her degree, then later, also for the State Department under the Bush admin. Shortly after graduating, Liz put a degree to work in 2002, where she wrote for the Chicago Tribune's Gossip Tabloid Red Eye, doing the weekly celebrity gossip column, which would be renamed to Liz in the Loop. Fun fact, or maybe not so fun fact, Chris Krokin did graduate from the same high school that I attended.
Starting point is 00:03:56 What? Damn. Yeah, I was looking, I was doing some research on her last night. And I, yeah, she is from Glenview, Illinois, which is like a neighboring town to where I'm from. Which is completely, it like, it's fucked up. What's in the water in that school? But it also tracks because it's like a very sort of like wealthy North Shore suburb of Chicago. And like, there's a lot of conservative.
Starting point is 00:04:20 up there so I can just imagine her as this kind of like pilled like rebel conservative like you know North Shore like it like makes sense but it also it underscores the fact that you know a lot of these Q&on promoters do come from insanely wealthy backgrounds did you ever like see her like what's the age difference the age difference is she's like I mean she's probably like
Starting point is 00:04:47 six or seven years ahead of me so we were I mean we it's very possible that we had some of the same teachers oh boy yeah so that's what I'm saying is like you know was the instruction did it play a role in QAnon is that high school responsible no I mean this is this is also next to a town if you'll remember of a woman who put a mannequin dressed in QAnon regalia in her storefront window so it is overall I mean I didn't realize it at the time, you know, because I was just trying to make it through high school as somebody who didn't play sports. But it does, you know, strike me in retrospect as a somewhat pillable area. Pillable. I like that. Which, which makes no sense because there is literally
Starting point is 00:05:36 no oppression there. It's very, very pretty area. Good schools. You know, there's, there's a lot of money flowing, a very safe area, you know, no risk of Antifa. You know, no risk of Antifa. In fact, the only sort of drama when I was really growing up is a couple swastikas got painted on some garages. So, you know. Just that? Just that. Yeah, just that. So, yeah, that doesn't seem worrying either. Yeah, I mean, that's perfect for like the pillable environment. Totally safe place for someone. It's like a secret Nazi Yeah, like a secret Nazi underground.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I like when Travis is just kind of taking a vacation because we get to just follow Jake's thoughts to the end where we're like there's a Nazi underground under my ex high school. And Liz Krocken was a part of it and that's what. Actually, you want to hear something interesting is actually under my high school there was a sex, so there was originally a pool
Starting point is 00:06:34 and then that pool like, I don't know, it was like bad or I don't know, it was leaking or It wasn't up to safety guidelines or some shit. And so instead of destroying the pool, they just built, like, a pool on top of the other pool. Oh, good. So underneath the high school, there's, like, this abandoned pool. And there was always, there was always, like, rumors of, like, how to get down there, that there were, like, secret ways that you could get to the secret pool.
Starting point is 00:07:00 And then... I never went. I never went. But it did make it into a script of mine once. A layer beneath the pool is a native burial ground. Or a basement that one of the... that one of the teachers has access to. It's where the teachers go to smoke dope.
Starting point is 00:07:14 What I find most interesting about this period of Liz's life, when she is writing gossip columns, concerns her column about celebrity relationships called La La Liz, which also I will be stealing that name as well for another podcast. Oh, God. Along myself, La La Live. This column is essentially packed to the brim with unfounded and highly speculative bakes about celebrity relationships.
Starting point is 00:07:38 In one of her columns for Splash, in December of 2012, for instance, Liz writes, I reported in a recent column that Ben Affleck and Kristen Stewart were out on a dinner date focusing on their upcoming film project, Focus. I wrote that I wouldn't be surprised if a romance blossom between the two offset, because let's face it, both stars are notorious for hooking up with their co-stars. I hear that the chemistry between Kristen and Ben is electric. If you saw them together and didn't know who they were, you would definitely think that they were a couple, my source said.
Starting point is 00:08:13 One thing is certain, the sparks will be flying between the sheets for these two actors, on set at least. So this is great. So, like, she went from basically baking Ben Affleck's bulge to QAnon. Essentially, I mean, that would seem like it's an absurdly large distance, but, I mean, I don't know. I don't read gossip columns, but I'm assuming this is about the level of, like, wild speculation. that's contained in them. Wait, you've never picked up like a cheap magazine
Starting point is 00:08:39 or like had one on like a dentist like a dentist office and you read it? Zumer, I pick up my phone. Oh, that's, you know, we've lost a lot. She probably doesn't even know
Starting point is 00:08:50 who Bat Boy is. I've seen my fair share of Us Weekly's and In Touch and I gotta say usually the gossip is sort of centered around you know, so and so were photographed together.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Could this mean that they're dating again? As opposed to so and so were photographed together soon their relationship will bloom it's inevitable like they're even in this they're that's the whole point of not having photos and having someone like her is she writes the fanfic uh the slash fic essentially she writes like the kind of beginning of the imaginary fuck and she adds in the fake source so it's like it's not even a fanfic it's like this is real actually yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:09:28 i know ben afflick's best friend and he told me matt damon told me i hear ben afflick and christin Stewart, a boning. How about them apples? It's perfect. Just like replaced Kristen Stewart with like a 12-year-old child, and this is basically her modern. I report in a recent column that John Podesta and Child Number One were out on a dinner date discussing the upcoming film project, Frazzle Drip. I wrote that I wouldn't be surprised if a romance blossom between the two offset, because let's face it, both the politician and the child are notorious for hooking up with their
Starting point is 00:10:05 co-stars. Well, I'm sure that many who are familiar with her gossip tabloid writing during this time were surprised to find out about how incredibly pillaged she would later become. It seems like the skill of making things up out of thin air was already pretty well ingrained in her earlier work, just dedicated to the love lives and activities of celebrities and not to, say, Trump's pretend fight against child sex trafficking. This period of Liz's life abruptly and tragically ended in 2013, following her ex-boyfriend, Mallory Hill, allegedly giving her herpes, which developed into viral meningitis and caused her to have brain damage.
Starting point is 00:10:41 In a lawsuit that was settled outside of court, Liz claimed Mallory was aware for over 15 years that he had genital herpes and knowingly infected her without her knowledge. Liz also developed post-traumatic stress disorder and suffers from chronic headaches and crippling anxiety from both abuse as well as brain damage she acquired during this period of her life. her inability to work full-time, Liz was laid off the National Enquirer in 2013 officially due to downsizing. Also, around this time, multiple women, including Liz, came forward about being sexually harassed by the top editor for the National Inquirer, Dylan Howard. Liz says that she was laid off mainly because of this. In a piece on Elite Daily, Liz writes
Starting point is 00:11:23 about this period of her life. I made a six-figure salary working full-time at a tabloid. I also wrote a weekly entertainment column for a Chicago newspaper and made regular TV appearances. I lived in Hollywood and found myself attending fabulous red carpet events and traveling to amazing places, like the Galapagos Islands, to cover some of Hollywood stars like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I dated a charismatic older man who took me on vacations to his multiple homes across the country. I thought I had it all. In the fall of 2012, I grew very ill. I found myself in the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles with meningitis.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Several weeks later, I learned genital herpes caused my meningitis. My ex-infected me with herpes. He initially denied having any SDDs to all my doctors, which ultimately delayed my treatment. That's fucked up. My medical condition went from bad to worse when my herpes meningitis progressed to menageroencephalitis. This left me with brain damage. I was unable to take care of myself. I couldn't read or write the same way or sit up in a chair for more than a few minutes at a time because my brain was so swollen.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I flew to Chicago so my parents could take care of me full time. I eventually lost my job due to my illness. I went from a young woman living on top of my time. of the world to a person who fantasized about taking her own life. Once I realized my ex caused my illness, I broke up with him. I was hardbroken. I feared no man would want to date me because of my incurable STD. Additionally, my ex refused to pay for a penny of my medical bills, so I got a lawyer and began the long process of reclaiming my life. She then began to work on a pseudobiography of her life titled Malice, which would be released in 2015. Malice is the story of a fictional croken stand-in
Starting point is 00:12:57 named Lana Burke as she investigates a political sex scandal involving a Republican Mormon politician running for president. Every single political stand-in used in the book is so incredibly poorly concealed and on the nose to the degree that she might as well have just written an autobiography. For instance, there is a president, Mohameda Oyama. How did she go to Oyama, which just sounds like Japanese at that point? A Rocks News Channel and a rival news channel named BNN. The story attempts to weave Lana's encounter with a prostitute who is hired to have sex with the Mitt Romney stand in, with her encounters as an insider into Holly weird perversions that are of course also lumped in with the acceptance of homosexuality within Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:13:47 And also with Lana Burke's own relationship and sexual abuse with a fictional businessman who is much older than her. This character, named Malden, is clearly based upon her real-life ex-boyfriend Mallory, and the book contains numerous details of sexual and emotional abuses committed by Malden on to Lana. This book is written before Pizza Gate and QAnon in 2015. Yet already, we can see that Liz is connecting sexual perversion in liberal Hollywood with political sex scandals and her own experiences of abuse. Lana is also subsequently laid off from work and develops the same viral meningitis and brain damage that Liz experiences.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Within the book, Lana also determines that it's her ex-boyfriend Mulden that gave herpes. Mallory Hill subsequently sued Croken over her depiction of him within the novel, and Croken and her attorney said that this was an assault on her free speech. They settled the lawsuit outside of court. Croken did begin to recover them, and in March of 2016, she wrote that... The damage this disease did to my brain was so bad initially. It impaired my ability to read and write. I've been in recovery for years now.
Starting point is 00:14:53 and I've slowly been piecing my life back together. Around this point, she also began to attend celebrity events again, going to a pre-Grami opening party hosted by Kiss at the start of 2016, for instance. Whoa. That's clearly Satanic, so that's messed up. Maybe she was undercover. I remember one of the rumors about Kiss
Starting point is 00:15:13 when I was growing up as a kid that was clearly in retrospect straight out of the Satanic Panic of the 80s, but it was that they had done a concert in which they had like, released a bunch of chicks, like baby chickens, and used their boots to just like stomp on them as they played music. And I was like a kid, I was like, damn, that's crazy, man, those guys are wild. And now I'm like, okay, I see what... The question is, is that a type of, like,
Starting point is 00:15:40 rumor that they would spread? This is like what the Christians spread. They're like, these guys are Satanists. They're sacrificing animals on stage. They're killing, like, innocent little chicks. They were Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer. They were his favorite band. No comment. Kiss rocks, though. I listened to some of their music recently, and it's not what I would put on blast all the time,
Starting point is 00:16:01 but I can understand how it inspired Rivers and some of the songs that he wrote, and I appreciate them for that. Jake, you can kiss your participation in this podcast, goodbye. Got it. I wouldn't be surprised if, because this is 2016, and if she genuinely was going to that as like an undercover thing,
Starting point is 00:16:28 the Kiss Grammy Party, like, we're going to see if they're... Oh, yeah, she was already, like, taking notes. She's watching her feet to make sure if any chickens, like, are released, she doesn't step on them. I guess I'll try this cocaine and see if the mark of the beast is in it. I'm not sure if I could see the beast yet. Guess I have to do a little bit more. But she generally began at this point reintegrating into her
Starting point is 00:16:53 B-list celebrity gossip-based media sphere. Her return also concerned a distinct change in the thing she was writing about. In Out of Shadows, she says that after 2015, she, quote, had to go back to covering hard news, meaning that as a response to the traumatic things she had experienced, she wanted to cover something more important than celebrity gossip. So in the middle of 2016, she began to write for right-wing rags such as the Observer and Town Hall. Her early pieces, after coming back to cover hard news, read essentially like any other conservative Trump-supporting culture warrior, complaining about how the news is unfair to Trump,
Starting point is 00:17:30 how tech is censoring him, etc. Liz is best known in this period for quote-unquote breaking a story about Hillary Clinton overcharging her poorest donors. In September of 2016, in a piece titled Exclusive, Hillary Clinton campaigned systematically overcharging poorest donors, written for The Observer, Croken gives a single example of a working-class Minnesotan woman who claims to have signed up for one payment of $25 to the Clinton campaign
Starting point is 00:17:55 but was then double-charged for $25 and then charged another $19 a few days later. Well, you see, if you look at the numbers here, you've got 25, which is for Bill, and 25, together that's 50, that's Jesus, that's Jesus Christ, it's Trump, it's the Trinity. And then 19, 19, you look at 25, you take two from 25 out of 19, you get 17, that's Q. Bloody old Tommy, you've done it again, extra bangers and mash for you this week. He does need to write news stories like that. That would be, I would read them all. It's unclear whether these overchargings were intentional or a glitch in the banking system
Starting point is 00:18:39 or even a glitch in Hillary's own campaign administration. Following this single real example, Croke, then goes on to say that the Clinton campaign is purposefully, systematically overcharging many of their poor donors, which seems like the worst, least efficient, and most potentially damaging method Hillary could employ to gain more campaign money. She claims that... The overcharges are occurring so often that the fraud department at one of the nation's biggest banks received up to 100 phone calls a day from Clinton's small donors asking for refunds for unauthorized charges to their bank cards made by Clinton's campaign. Quote, we get a
Starting point is 00:19:14 to 100 calls a day from Hillary's low-income supporters complaining about multiple unauthorized charges, a source who asked to remain anonymous for fear of job security from the Wells Fargo Fraud Department, told the observer, the source claims that the Clinton campaign has been pulling this stunt since spring of this year. The Hillary for America campaign will overcharge small donors by repeatedly charging small amounts, such as $20, to the bank cards of donors who made a one-time donation. However, the Clinton campaign strategically doesn't overcharge these donors $100 or more, because the bank would then be obligated to investigate the fraud. Snopes contacted Wells Fargo, who said that the Clinton campaign had nothing to do with
Starting point is 00:19:50 the rumors of overcharging and declined to comment otherwise. Essentially, this piece by Liz is as solid in terms of its reporting validity as a speculative gossip column. And just searching the title of this piece yields dozens of results of regurgitations of the story that present the anonymous, unsubstantiated claim about hundreds of calls a day by unsuspecting working class Clinton voters as true. Man, I would say Lib Agar right now. Kind of like defending Clinton.
Starting point is 00:20:18 You know, it's just unlike her. You know, I just got the vaccine. I'm feeling a little different. We should make the title of this episode in defense of Hillary Clinton, actually. Yes. Yes, please. But in terms of how pilled Liz would become,
Starting point is 00:20:35 comparatively speaking, we haven't seen anything yet. It's very easy to understand how this period of Croken's life moved her towards becoming pilled. It seems as if the truth of her experiences of abuse and mistreatment were combined with her longtime conservative views to create a very pilled individual. She was in a perfect position to absorb the Pizzagate conspiracy early on.
Starting point is 00:20:56 And in a video titled, Journalist Threatened for Exposing Clinton Corruption, PizzaGate and Pedogate, in all caps, on Kroken's personal YouTube channel, she goes over what got her into Pizsigate. Hi, my name is Liz Kroken. It is February 18th, 2017. I am an advocate for sexual assault and rape victims,
Starting point is 00:21:17 and I'm also a journalist. I'm making this video because I believe that my life is being threatened, and I feel that I am in danger, and I'm unsafe. So I'm making this video as an insurance policy, as we all know, Trump got elected into office, and since he was elected, I've gotten really involved in research
Starting point is 00:21:39 Pizzagay and Pettogay in these high-profile pedophile rings. As most of you know, I was the victim of sex crimes, and I have made it my goal and my purpose in life to help other people who have been victims of rape, sexual assault, child sexual abuse, any kind of sex crimes. I've been personally touched by the horrors of a sex crime. of a sex crime and I want to do everything within my power that I can do to help other
Starting point is 00:22:16 people who have been through similar horrors, especially children. As most of you know, I have been posting on my social media a lot about these Pedalgate stories and a lot about these recent sex trafficking busts involving children. And just to give you a frame of reference, since Trump was elected into office, in 26 short days, there was about 1,400 people arrested for sex trafficking in 26 days on United States soil. Now compare that to how many arrests there were in the entire year in 2014, and it's about 400. Make no mistake, this is not a coincidence, it's no accident that all of these arrests are happening now that Trump's in office and there's a new regime in control. So to bring you up to speed what happened to me recently, about a week ago, I got asked to be involved in a project with some really major government whistleblowers talking about child sex trafficking, pedigate, and Pizza Gate. I met with two people involved with this project. They had suspicions that they
Starting point is 00:23:42 were being followed. And right after I met with this couple and agreed to participate in this project that I believe is so important, I had something extremely horrible happened to me that It was extremely frightening, and without giving away too many details, let's just say that I was roughed up and I have bruises like this all over my body to prove it. The story she's referring to in the later part of the clip is something that she would publish six days after this video on February 25, 2017 for Town Hall titled Why the MSM is ignoring Trump's sex trafficking bus. Within this piece, a month after Trump was sworn into office, Croaking claims that
Starting point is 00:24:31 There have been a staggering 1,500-plus arrests in one short month. Compare that to less than 400 sex trafficking-related arrests in 2014, according to the FBI. The examples that Croken does give about the supposedly unprecedented scale of sex trafficking arrests are contingent firstly on undercounting sex trafficking arrests that happened in 2014 by only using data from 26 state-level arrest during that year, as well as not counting arrests done by federal agencies. Also, most of the arrests that she claims are Trump cracking down on sex trafficking in his first month,
Starting point is 00:25:05 where either Stings planned before he took office or arrests entirely unrelated to sex trafficking, so mostly prostitution charges for sex workers engaging in consensual sexual activity. This, of course, did not matter for the people who shared it, though. And this would become a crucial fake story early into Trump's presidency, that got people convinced of QAnon. A year into Trump's presidency, many Annons had decided that even though there had been
Starting point is 00:25:29 no visible sex traffic and crackdowns, Trump was doing it behind the scenes. And this Croken story published a year before that was an essential element of this theory. This view became so prevalent, it was tweeted out by Roseanne Barr in April of 2018, around the same time that the Roseanne reboot had attracted 18 million viewers in its first week on ABC.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Her tweet read, President Trump has freed so many children held in bondage to pimps all over this world. Hundreds each month. He has broken up trafficking rings in high places everywhere. It's really not that hard, though, to understand why she hates sex workers so clearly. I mean, talking about Liz Krokin, because she was competing with them for the love of this asshole who also gave her a venereal disease. Like, she's, obviously, she's gone psychotic and she's awful, but you can really see why her angers started up. I mean, Hollywood turned their back on her.
Starting point is 00:26:27 You know, this man abused her and, you know, was kind of cheating on her with sex workers. It's like, it's, I don't know, it's pretty transparent. She got, like, a horrible disease and probably had to use pretty strong painkillers. Yeah. And in her book, the, like, stand in for Mitt Romney, the big scandal is that he is engaging in consensual sex with a sex worker, and that that's a part of sort of like the perversion that's happening in politics. So I mean, I'm sure she didn't have a particularly favorable view, probably because she's conservative as well. It's perverse because the sex workers weren't
Starting point is 00:27:01 unionized. All sex workers who have sex with politicians should have strong unions. That is true. While Croken likely did not pill Roseanne, as far as we can see, her tweet parroting a theory that went back to Croken did cause quite a bit of controversy, considering the amount of attention the reboot of Roseanne was cartering around this time. This newfound controversy only made Roseanne more appealed, though. And in May of the same year, the reboot to Roseanne would be canceled. While the tweet inspired by Croken was not the direct cause of the cancellation, Roseanne's ex-husband Tom Arnold did tweet out.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Oh, you mean friend of the show, ex-guess? Friend of the show, Tom Arnold's a real pimp and a player in the positive sense of the term. No, no, no, he's out of his mind. Let's be clear. We don't have to be positive about Tom. We just have to give him respect and say, ex-guest, you know, maybe he'll come on again. If he's got more, you know, if he has that piss tape. I would love that if he's on, please, please let me be on too. Show us the pee tape, Tom, or you can't come back on. I'm sorry. I know this hurts Jake. I can see it in his eyes, but this is just the truth. All right, so this is the Tom Arnold tweet.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Tone of respect for Bob Eiger. Tough decision with financial consequences for his company, but right for America. Now, don't Bob, but maybe someone else find out if I'm still banned from all of at ABC Network for calling Roseanne Barr out first on her racist conspiracy tweets. So I'd like to imagine that Tom sent Bob Eiger. That pill tweet inspired by Croken.
Starting point is 00:28:31 It makes sense that management would side with her because her ratings, the amount of money that they were making off her, even at that point, is so high. Whereas Tom is not really one of those people. So he's probably a little pissed off about that. He would more be one of those people if he showed us the P-tape. Yeah, he should.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Show it to us. Let's see it. He should and will. Procken's influence in evangelizing for Q early on isn't just limited to inspiring Rosent. And in a now deleted Facebook video recorded in November of 2017, Marjorie Taylor Green, who of course would become the first openly-pilled sitting congressperson, said this about how she got into QAnon. Q is telling us he's an anonymous source, and he's on four. chan and more and more people are starting to talk about him. I first heard about him from Liz Krokin and just saw some of her post and she's been yelling all along that Mueller is a white
Starting point is 00:29:28 wears a white hat. She's been saying all along that he is a good guy in this and he's really going after the swamp creatures and that it's under the geese that he's looking into Trump Russian collusion. So if she's correct, gosh, she's, you know, She's going to be winning big, so I think that's awesome. The significance Kroken had in promoting Pizza Gate early on is also clearly on display in a Pizza Gate-related documentary called Out of Shadows that was released to the start of 2020. She features heavily in the documentary,
Starting point is 00:29:59 and the director of the film, Mike Smith, even says that Kroken was his first peek into the conspiracy. She even gained enough attention that her claim that Chrissy Teigen, quote, runs in circles with people who rape, torture, and traffic kids led to, among other things, John Legend quote tweeting her, getting 150,000 likes, and saying, You need to take my family's name out of your mouth
Starting point is 00:30:22 before you get sued. I don't think they actually sued her, but they both Chrissy Teak and John Legend were like, we are going to sue you for calling us pedophiles. Jake, do you mind taking that with, you know, I'm going to leave both of these in, obviously, but you just take that with an R&B voice and sing it. You need to.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Take my family's name out of your mouth before you get sued. Extra performance. Excellent performance. Incredible. Croken's significance in this period essentially comes from the fact that she learns about Pizza Gate quite early before Q even existed and had a good reach into white suburban Christian Americans because of her supposed journalistic credentials. A pattern you can find with Liz in many of her videos during and after the period in
Starting point is 00:31:09 which she begins to gain attention for promoting PizzaGate is a pattern. paranoia that she is going to be killed by the deep state. This may seem as if it is performative, and to a certain extent it might be. Yet I also think she does genuinely believe she might get put on like the Clinton kill list. What we're likely seeing here, and to preface, I'm not a psychologist, is delusion or paranoia in the clinical sense of the word, likely brought out or at least made worse by her brain damage. This is brought to you by the Medical Clinton Foundation. She seems to also mistake the news for real life And so when someone attacks her
Starting point is 00:31:46 Or even attacks Trump on the news She thinks that that person's life is in danger Here's a concrete example of this As it relates to Trump and Trump slander Are you worried about the possibility Of Trump being taken out in JFK fashion I mean, is he pushing the buttons too much here Well, of course they're going to try
Starting point is 00:32:04 But I do believe that Trump's God's inointed So I used to worry about that And I don't anymore. I truly believe that he's protected. He's God's annoyed. And God will not let anything happen to him. And every time I get nervous and I worry about him and someone, you know, just attacks in the media or there's, you know, someone jumps the fence at the White House. That person meets instant karma.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I mean, you look at all these celebrities that have, like, tried to trash them and spoken out against them. They literally are meeting, like, like, for example, Oprah, by the way, and I know she didn't, like, specifically. mentioned Trump and her speech at the Golden Globes, but like, let's all be real here. Like, she's not a fan of Trump's. She's part of the club. She's against him.
Starting point is 00:32:49 And the stunt that she pulled of the Golden Globes was against what we stand for. And it was against Trump. Well, what happened within 48 hours of her dog and pony show at the Golden Globes? Her freaking house
Starting point is 00:33:04 is in the middle of a mudslide. And Oprah is, like, stuck in this mudslide. I mean, God is unleashing his wrath on anyone that goes against God's anointed. And that is Trump and his army. So that includes people like you and I. And I believe that we're protected because God's fed up. He's had enough. It's time for these rats to be exposed. And these people that sit on their high horse and they trash God's anointed will meet immediately. idiot karma. And we see that time and again. I mean, we have people, like, you know, carry on under with, like, mocking Trump at the country music awards. And within, like, what, 48 hours,
Starting point is 00:33:50 she, like, breaks her wrist or something. We have, like, some Olympics skier mocking Trump. And then she, like, breaks a leg and she can't compete in the Olympics. It's like, I mean, there's story after story after story. Like, anyone that comes out against Trump is just, like, struck by lightning the next day. I'd like to point out that this podcast has done nothing but belittle Donald Trump, and our lives have gotten significantly better. I feel like I've been struck down by many things. Yeah, my afflictions are worse than ever.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Yeah, that is, God centered it on Julian, the punishment. He was like, I must choose one. He was like, you will be cast out of your land. You will live in foreign exile. Another obvious factor in Croken's beliefs is God. God really holds the entire thing together for her, allows her to connect absurd events, such as a California mudslide, with people being mean to Trump on TV.
Starting point is 00:34:43 It also intensifies her paranoia, as she can connect the Satan-worshipping pedophiles with real events in her own life. As an example, here is something she said in a video at the beginning of 2018 that has since been removed from YouTube, sadly. These people I'm exposing believe in Satan, and they've garnered power from that and they're using that to hurt me. They've cast spells on me. Both of our dogs got sick and had diarrhea with blood and
Starting point is 00:35:07 within 24 hours of each other. Our dogs didn't even hang out together. This was right after we were together and did something powerful together. These things make me realize that not only is the devil real, but God is real, and Jesus Christ is real. These people that are worshipping the devil
Starting point is 00:35:24 that I'm exposing are just confirming for me that Jesus Christ is my Savior. A common theme within Q-Drops is obviously that there are no coincidences. Anything that can possibly be connected ought to be. In a godless world, this connection making is obviously much more difficult. One individual, like Q, can only theoretically do so much behind the scenes
Starting point is 00:35:46 that can be sussed out by those who watch the news, as clearly he can't be behind everything. This is obviously why there are so many Christian Anon's. As when a God is put into the equation, there is literally nothing that you can't bake. Even your own personal experiences that could not possibly relate to Q, if you were a nobody, are now connected to the plan. Now, I've got to bring in Deleuze and Gatari. Ah, Deng, of course.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Deleuze is beautiful name. And now, Gattari is disgusting. This is a goddamn Italian. This is self-hating Italian, man. I hate it. I hate Gattari. The Italian is sort of the Luigi of the big couple. Why must there be a second player in this game?
Starting point is 00:36:31 But Deleuze and Gatari argue that the world begins to mean things. before anyone knows exactly what they mean. So you can choose to ignore these meanings or you can connect them and find a pattern. So events within one's world, things they see on the news, etc., have a potential significance and connection that can be made, even if most people choose not to find a pattern in them.
Starting point is 00:36:52 As an example, they say, Your wife looked at you with a funny expression, and this morning the mailman handed you a letter from the IRS and crossed his fingers. Then you stepped in a pile of dog sheeted. Welcome to Italy. What can I say? This is just live. We have their biggest dog, shit.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Okay, so you wake up and you smoke a cigarette, you look at your lover, you tell her I must go back to my wife. You step out with your espresso at the same time. You step in a dog's shit. The quote continues, You saw two sticks on the sidewalk of position like they were the hands of a watch. They were whispering behind. your back or when you arrived at the office.
Starting point is 00:37:37 It doesn't matter what it means. It's still signifying. Damn. Yeah, we should have, Jake could do like a whole e-book of DeLosin Guitary, clearly, doing his French and Italian, and just people would love it. What if it was, what if a chef you'd seen on a can in America and Pepe LePue had a podcast?
Starting point is 00:37:59 Basically, you can choose to ignore these things, to brush them off as coincidence, as most people do in most of these cases, or you can go all in. Connect them all to some central source of meaning, you know, maybe all these things are connected because the government is spying on you, maybe God is trying to send you a message, etc. Making these connections is essentially what the baking process and QAnon is all about. Importantly, and why I bring this up, is that Deliz and Guitari see making connections between different seemingly unconnected daily occurrences in one's life,
Starting point is 00:38:31 as related both to having paranoia and to believing in God. So it's not a surprise that when these things are combined, especially along something like QAnon, the bakes never end. For Liz, world events, as well as events in her own life, are connected through the nexus of God and Q. Every event in her life that seemingly could have some sort of pattern that could be connected together with something else is connected, and it's done so through the central narrative of God and QAnon.
Starting point is 00:38:59 In the Kroken video we watched where she explains why she got into Pizza Gate, she says that after her Clinton story got a lot of buzz and received attention by the mainstream media, she claims that there was a force trying to physically harm her. What likely is happening here is something similar to her claim about her dogs. Some entirely unconnected events in her life had her likely imagining that Satan worshippers had cast it a spell on her. As another example, Kroken had a surfing injury in 2018, and this was her response. At least the pain will be temporary, so anyways, no one's threatened me, you guys, you know, in this respect. No one cut off my fingers.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Unfortunately, it was just a freak accident. I mean, if there's anything that happened to me that's related is that these people that I expose engaged in witchcraft, you know, the people like Marina Abramovic, the people like Hillary Clinton, and for the deep state articles that are getting ready to, like, write. like a hit piece on me right now. Well, look it up. Look it up. We do research on Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and their trip to Haiti and how, I think it was their honeymoon they admitted to doing voodoo there together. You know, research Marina Abramovic. Like, she talks about the ritual as she does. She's an occultist. You know, she, all these people dabble in witchcraft and spirit cooking. So, you know, do these people, like, do witchcraft against me? Like, of course they do. And I wouldn't be surprised if they were like casting spells on me the night before. So
Starting point is 00:40:33 yeah, I'm sure that the headline tomorrow will be like, oh, conspiracy theorist Liz Krokin says her fingers got chopped off because, you know, Hillary Clinton cast a spell on her. Well, these people do engage in a witchcraft. They do cast spells on people. I mean, Hillary Clinton went to a witch's coven in New York not too long ago, and on their own Instagram page, they identify as a witch is coven it's like not a secret so anyways um so yeah i'm sure that you know there's like some spiritual stuff going on this is like drunk drunk north shore girl like at a party that's like out by the fire pit and like you know nobody's really like talking to her so you know if you go out there to smoke a cigarette or whatever you'll just get bombarded you know
Starting point is 00:41:24 bombarded with you know whatever she's got on her mind yeah just like the Valley Girl accent compared to, or alongside the believing Hillary Clinton is a pedophile is great. He was Croken at the end of 2017 after she accidentally went live on Facebook. I've never known Facebook live in my fucking entire life. And I went with my girlfriend, Crystal. And somehow, some way, I've never known Facebook Live in my life. There was a video posted on Facebook that I didn't post. That's supposed to be Facebook Live.
Starting point is 00:41:56 It's clearly edited. Watch it here. here it is right now. Everyone's like, there's something really weird going on. I didn't post this. I did not fucking post this, by the way, after the Hillary event, we were followed by multiple people. I'm not making this up. This is such bullshit.
Starting point is 00:42:26 This is obviously the Deep State. They obviously were like tracking my phone. They obviously reported me. We know the NSA has a capability to do that. The CIA has too. They're trying to fucking scare me. I'm still sick of this bullshit. I've been dealing with it for a long time now.
Starting point is 00:42:40 One of the reasons I think Croken is a true believer in everything she's saying is how clear it is that she does not enjoy being stalked by the Deep State. As another example in January of 2019, here is Croken talking about why the mass arrests of pedophiles has yet to happen. If they don't happen this year, then I'm gonna have to buy out of this
Starting point is 00:42:58 because exposing this for the past two, and it's been over two, two and a half years, has really taken a toll on my health and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of talking about it. It's so depressing. And it's, I'm just over it.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I'm gonna have to move on because it's just taken such a big toll on me and my health that I don't think I can stay in this fight if it continues to drag, gone for years and years and if these mass arrests don't happen this year. This may feel like it's finally a moment where Liz makes a statement about Q that can be falsified. But importantly, nothing about what she said implies that if the arrest don't happen in the year of 2019, they won't happen afterwards. Liz is herself saying she is exhausted of
Starting point is 00:43:42 having to deal with the deep state stalking her. So what happened to Liz after Biden was sworn in his president? Following Biden's inauguration, we have croak in writing this on her telegram. We all took a punch in the gut that day Joe Biden was, quote, unquote, sworn in as president. The majority of us did not expect this being part of the plan. Now that the dust is settled, we're all seeing a ton of evidence pouring out suggesting that things do not add up with Biden's quote unquote presidency and that, yes, it's fake. On top of that, Biden has done more damage to this country in 72 hours than any quote unquote president in history so much so that many of his supporters are now outraged and publicly calling him out. From people in the fracking industry
Starting point is 00:44:27 who are losing their jobs to those who can't afford EpiPens with his freezing of lower drug prices which happened under Trump, Biden voters are getting a reality check of what a true Biden-China presidency takeover looks like. As all of this chaos ensues, the military is still in D.C. and will remain there for weeks. If you still believe they are there for Biden's inauguration security, you're a sheep. I still trust the plan and Q. Yes, the deep state is using Biden's quote-unquote inauguration as ammo to attack the Q movement, but so what? Seriously, who cares? I've been consistently and relentlessly attacked since 2016 for exposing PizzaGate. I lost my career, reputation, and almost everything, but did I crawl into a corner and cry to my
Starting point is 00:45:15 Mommy? No. I kept fighting and fighting and fighting and then went on to be a part of a documentary that woke up literally over a hundred million people across the globe. Thank you, Mike Smith. If I would have given up when things got rough, there may not have even been and out of shadows, and millions of you would still be asleep. So just stop. If you're bailing out now, you're weak. Q said the end won't be for everyone. I trust the plan, but more importantly, I trust God. And he did not take us this far. to abandon us now. Our faith is truly being tested. The best advice I can give is to turn off the news and talk to God. I truly believe he's about to give us our Red Sea miracle and it would be a shame for you to be on the wrong side when it happens. It would be a shame for you to be swallowed up in the ocean with Pharaoh's men. Wow. Please walk into the ocean. It will definitely
Starting point is 00:46:10 part. The mummy storm is here and it would be a shame if you got some sand. in your knickers. In a video released in February of this year, she claims that the attention from being featured so prominently in Out of Shadows led her to being attacked to such a degree that she, quote, had to involve law enforcement. But she has said that she is planning on making more content despite Trump being out of office,
Starting point is 00:46:34 and it appears that her vindication to fight the fictional, satanic, pedophile cabal remains strong. Incredible expose, Liv. Thank you. Thank you, yeah. And she, you know, knowing that she was, was just today firing guns and, you know, just that she had a pretty decent deal on an Eastern European pistol that you can attach a suppressor to. It's just good. It feels good. Because we're
Starting point is 00:46:56 about to put out a piece on her and so you wrote it, but she can, like, I know the gun and you can attach a suppressor to it. That's all I'm saying. Listen, she is in a different country, so I'm hedging my bets. That's true. They would never let her into Canada. If she went abroad, she would definitely have like Katie Hopkins a I think it was a ketamine related like incidents where she she claims yeah it was interesting there's an incident at the border she's trying to cross into like Vancouver or British Columbia and she just has like a loaded suppressor in her trunk and they just obviously find it loaded suppressor 12 hits of acid and I'm going for this person live posting today's story is titled live Kroken live agar
Starting point is 00:47:43 with their notebook in hand, waiting anxiously outside a modest Hollywood abode. She was about to assemble the final piece of their QAA episode on Liz Croken. And, unfortunately, for Liv, that involved interviewing Croken herself at Croken's Southern California home. This is actually a company policy. Liv was nervous. Croken's madness was well documented. A gossip columnist turned full-fledged fascist. If Liv was honest, she wasn't completely surprised. But in the same breath, how the hell had a young journalist with a bright future
Starting point is 00:48:17 taken such a dark and twisted turn? She glanced down at some notes she had taken from Liz's Wikipedia page. Liz had been diagnosed with a form of meningitis so severe she claimed it had left her with brain damage. Could that be the reason she embraced and amplified wild conspiracy theories? Liv wasn't sure. There was a light click on the other side of the door, and it swung open to reveal a smiling Liz Croken.
Starting point is 00:48:41 She looked great. dressed casually in a denim button down and some comfortable sweats. No different from any other 40-something L.A.er. Hey, come in. Liz said warmly, gesturing for Liv to enter her home. Is this the home of Elizabeth Croken? Liv asked, unsure what to make of the seemingly well-adjusted woman beckoning them into her house.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Liz chuckled in an uncomfortably endearing way. The crazy not job, it's me. Her self-awareness. It was striking, very peculiar. The two entered the home and Liv immediately felt threatened by the home's open, floor plan and ample amounts of natural light. Bookshelves were stacked neatly tasteful art hung on the walls.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Wow, your place is really nice. Liv said, Liz waved her hand. Oh, it's a mess right now. I've been working so much lately. Kind of gets away from you, you know? Uh-huh. Liv nodded, thinking about the sorry state of their own living space with an oversized gaming chair
Starting point is 00:49:35 that had been slowly disintegrating into small pieces of plastic over a long period of time. Listen, I get paid for this show. It's two meals a month. Currently, I don't have enough to afford another chair. Sorry. We pay her in hamburgers. She's vegan.
Starting point is 00:49:58 It's a good arrangement. This was fucked up. How does someone that believe Donald Trump and special counsel Robert Mueller were secretly working together get to be this happy? Where were the shrunken heads? Where were the large foam maga fingers? It was too perfect. too sane. Can I get you something to drink?
Starting point is 00:50:14 Maybe a seltzer? Kroken offered, traipsing into her large kitchen complete with finished granite counters and expensive-looking serveware. I'm okay, thanks. Liv remarked. Liv was broken inside. She had come to see the final act
Starting point is 00:50:27 of the freak show, the main attraction. And yet, here it was, living a life indistinguishable from the pages of Pinterest. Croken could tell Liv was caught off guard. Look, I get it. You journalists, I mean, you come here, you think you're going to find
Starting point is 00:50:42 like shit smeared all over the walls or something like that, right? Liv gulped nervously. Uh, kind of, yeah. Liz laughed. You know, I try telling people, but I get it. It's tough, you know, through the lens of social media and all that. She motioned for Liv to take a seat on a cool vintage green sofa and then plop down with a sigh on a larger house a couple of feet away.
Starting point is 00:51:03 I'm just a normal person. I'm the same old Liz Croken who was writing about celebrity rumors back for the Tribune in 2004. Except now the rumors are true, and the celebrities America. It was a good line, but Croken didn't even notice. She continued on, pummeling live with blow after blow of thoughtful discussion and a staggering amount of self-reflection. How in today's social media climate, you had to go big to wake people up to the smaller issues that being censored had boosted her subscribers,
Starting point is 00:51:33 and although she had benefited greatly, expressed a desire for fair, honest media so that outlets like hers would one day be unnecessary. Liv glanced down at their notebook. All of the questions she had written seemed meaningless now. There was no story here, just a pilled North Shore White who had followed the money and found a starving audience. Liv felt like if she didn't ask at least one question,
Starting point is 00:51:54 the whole trip would have been pointless. She scanned the notebook, ashamed. Do you ever think Q will post again? Liz laughed. Q&N never left. They've been posting non-stop for the last eight months, just under hundreds of different accounts instead of one central one. She paused for a moment, thoughtful, then asked Liv if she wanted to see her renovated basement.
Starting point is 00:52:15 You know houses in California don't have basements? It's kind of bizarre. I grew up in the Midwest. I had to install a proper basement down there, obviously. The pair walked down a flight of carpeted steps descending into the den. Something was different. Live immediately noticed a strange scent in the air. Not candles, not incense. It smelled like their old high school science classroom on Owl Pellet Day. A owl pellet day, common day in Canada, once a year. Oh, you know, we're going to pick out some owl pellets.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Maybe if you'll, eh, maybe if we're lucky there, eh, you might find a mouse skull inside one. Today we're going to spell out our initials in mouse pellets again and worship Molok. As Liv round to the bottom of the staircase, she was struck by. by the stark contrast in design. The basement was set up like a high-tech laboratory, complete with large floodlights, camcorders on tripods, and various beakers filled with bubbling liquids. Lining the walls were hundreds of jars
Starting point is 00:53:22 filled with a soggy pink mush. Liv had no idea what they were, and that was troubling. In the corner was a giant chamber. It was cylindrical in nature, and the tubing making up the bottom was fire engine red. The top half of the chamber was painted a bright white, Liv adjusted their glasses.
Starting point is 00:53:41 It looked almost like a, like a giant red pill. A heavy-sounding door slammed behind them. Liv swung around. Standing in front of a large steel door that had sealed off the basement steps was croaken. A sinister smile plastered on her face. I'll be honest, Liv. I expected a little more of you. Most journalists have to be drugged in order to get them into the lab.
Starting point is 00:54:03 But you didn't put up any fight whatsoever. How sad for you. and fortunate for me. Croke had pushed a red button on a nearby remote. The giant red pill chamber twisted on its hinges, opening like Russian doll, spewing heavy fog across the floor of the basement. My latest invention. The devaccinator.
Starting point is 00:54:23 It rebuilds the harm to your DNA caused by the vaccine. Liv sighed. Come on. I just got the vaccine. Croken nodded, serious. Oh, good. Perhaps it hasn't run its course yet. You might be able to be saved. Liv was getting scared.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Might be. Croken furrowed her brow. Well, that's the thing. I mean, we have yet to run a successful test. Many other journalists and philosophers before you have, you know, entered the machine. But the results were not ideal. Croken gestured to the jars of pink mush lining the lab. Liv was horrified.
Starting point is 00:55:01 And what if I say no? Croken pulled a CZ P-O-9 pistol out of her waistband. I'm afraid that. That's not going to be an option. Liv was being backed closer and closer to the misting apparatus. The light from inside it was blinding. If she knew one thing in the world to be true, it's that this machine would surely turn them into a pile of goo,
Starting point is 00:55:21 never to be heard from again. There remains stashed next to jars of pulp, labeled Ken Klippenstein and Jared Holt. Remembering something she had once seen on YouTube as a child, Liv quickly reached for the gun while karate chopping Krogan's hand in the opposite direction. It took Croken by surprise, and the pair wrestled back and forth, their hands jockeying for control of the weapon. As they did, the gun discharged five or six times, the ricocheting bullet shattering the nearby jars. Scoopy remains of former journalists sloshed all over the lab.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Eyes and teeth and brains spilled onto the floor, almost looking up at Liv, crying out for help. Amidst the melee, Croken lost her footing, slipping on a small tuft of dark hair. hair lying next to a shattered jar labeled Jordan Ewell. She grabbed on to Liv's sweatshirt, pulling the two of them inside the giant red pill-shaped chamber. It began to close. Guess I'm dead. Liv muttered out loud. No!
Starting point is 00:56:21 screamed croaking, as the door sealed and a blinding flash of light obliterated all senses. The steel chamber hissed open. Liv glanced around She was alive But Croken was nowhere to be found The machine must have vaporized her Liv thought How fitting
Starting point is 00:56:43 Croken's own enormous red pill Had spared an anarcho-Marxist Yet blasted its inventor Into the 11th dimension This was ideal Eventually, Liv found the release foul for the basement door And traveled back to Vancouver
Starting point is 00:56:58 Where she began to prep the episode for Julian This time she had her own Jake-style story to tell, except it was real, and it nearly cost Liv their life. But something strange began to happen. When her parents would ask them simple questions like, what happened to all our beers? Liv began to answer an increasingly stupid, nonsensical answers,
Starting point is 00:57:19 saying things like, President Trump has freed so many children held in bondage to pimps all over this world. She didn't even think about it. It would just sort of tumble out. when she began to record her own podcast that evening, an episode she thought she had titled Explaining Marx's Capital, Volume 1, Chapter 4 to 6, ended up being released as...
Starting point is 00:57:42 How Robert Mueller and President Trump pulled off the biggest sting in history. Live subscribership exploded. The videos she posted were racking up millions and millions of views. She even changed their Twitter name to live. Liv Croken. The ad revenue alone was enough to buy the entire Edmonton Mall, where she and their family lived, spending relaxing Sundays in the wave pool and regularly falling asleep in giant massage chairs in front of 12 flat screen televisions. It was paradise. But something was wrong. Liv's skin began to grow cold and slimy. She was constantly eating flies. And no matter
Starting point is 00:58:27 where she was or who she was talking to, she was unable to stop from saying, the dumbest things imaginable. After a friend had asked them if they wanted to go see a quiet place two together, Liv had replied, Do you know Elon Musk gave President Trump early access to Starlink? He's posting from space now. It rocks.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Liv gasped at the time. She couldn't believe she was saying these things, but they seemed to be coming from somewhere deep inside. On another occasion, when a friend in need had asked Liv to help him with his sick mother, Liv told him. Do you know that Teen Vogue is openly promoting witchcraft to children? The friend had stumbled away in her.
Starting point is 00:59:01 horror, partially because of what Liv had said, but also because Liv's skin was turning pale green and their eyes were beginning to bulge out of their sockets. Something was seriously wrong. The devaccinator machine had messed Liv up bad. Perhaps she had absorbed some of Croken's DNA? She wasn't sure. Then, one night, after Liv finished streaming to over 50,000 viewers celebrating the one-year anniversary of Out of Shadow. I twitchat TV slash Lavegar for the... She made a horrifying discovery. Their fingers and toes had become webbed together.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Liv really started a panic. She desperately dug through her desk and produced the original notebook from their fateful interview with Kroken all those years ago. Then she remembered. Julian! She screamed aloud. She had forgotten all about the episode. she was supposed to have delivered years ago.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Liv was so busy with the overwhelming popularity, she'd completely forgotten to turn anything into QAA's producer and co-host, Julian Field. Last she remembered, Field was in Bermuda, waiting out a sticky visa situation and delving into his own brand of madness. Maybe he would be able to help. Maybe he would be able to relate. What did you turn me into? What did you do, Jake?
Starting point is 01:00:31 Why are you already laughing? There's something awful. There's no way he would put in like all my like QAA's producer in Kobo's. If it wasn't like what's reversed for, you know, reserved for me is to literally be sentient dog shit. You're normal in it and I don't really do anything to you. Okay. It's just funny because I know it's coming. It's constantly paranoid.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Guilty. You just have a guilty face, I guess. This story broke me. I don't know why. What's going on? Okay. I can't even see his face right now because we're over Skype, but I will tell you he's crying and it's red.
Starting point is 01:01:17 It's red and his neck is becoming the size of his face. Yeah. Okay, now he's batting his head back on the window. He's flailing around in the middle of the room. He's rotating. He's crying. He's fucking crying again. It's not even that funny.
Starting point is 01:01:41 It's not even that good. Liv purchased a ticket that night and hopped on a red eye to the Caribbean. Throughout the flight, she could sense she was rapidly devolving. Liv tried to stop themselves from pulling off their mask mid-flight and berating the sheeple flight attendants and sheeple passengers, but alas, she was unable to. By the time she landed in Bermuda, she had to ask to be trained. transferred to a small bowl of fresh water to a small bowl of fresh water in order to travel to Julian's modest apartment on the outskirts of the island. There, peering through the reeds, she saw him, a tall, slender, off-balance man with a thin mustache and bright yellow hat.
Starting point is 01:02:21 He was bobbing his head up and down, wearing large, bulky headphones. Liv tried to call out to him that she needed help, that something horrible had happened, that she was sorry about the Croken episode but all that came out was crazy ramblings about Seth Rich and what did it matter the balcony door was shut tight Julian would never be able to hear
Starting point is 01:02:42 especially not with the 300 other tiny tree frogs chirping wildly under the bright night sky but wait a glimmer of hope Julian rose from his seat and headed over to the balcony door by some miracle Maybe he had heard live after all.
Starting point is 01:03:01 No dice. He slid the balcony door open and absent-mindedly lit a half-smoked spliff, inhaling deeply and coughing. It was a nice night, thought Julian, as his vision blurred from the strong herb and tobacco. He exhaled a plume of smoke up into the cool night air and headed back inside. He was going to have to try and mess with his noise gate, he thought to himself. The frogs seemed extra light. loud tonight. Thanks for listening to another episode of the QAnonanonanonymous podcast.
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Starting point is 01:04:22 else, there is the website QAnonanonanonymous.com. Listener, until next week, may the deep dish bless you and keep you. It's not a conspiracy, it's fact. And now, today's AutoCube. This virus was created by the cabal, specifically Bill Gates, and I also believe that the good guys, the white hats, knew that they were going to release this virus,
Starting point is 01:04:52 and they intercepted their plans to use this virus as a false, flag and they are now using their plans with the virus against them by using the virus as an excuse to lock down the country and many other countries so the military can go in and safely conduct these raids and military operations to sweep up these criminals. There's a lot of anons that believe that The Whitehats tainted the elites adrenachrome supply with the coronavirus, and that's why so many members of the elites are getting the coronavirus, if indeed they do have their coronavirus. So, adrenachrome is a drug that the elites love. It comes from children. The drug is extracted from the pituitary gland of tortured children. It's sold on the black market. It's the drug of the elites. It's their favorite drug. It is beyond evil. It's demonic. It is so sick.
Starting point is 01:06:06 So there is a theory that the white hats tainted their adrenic homes supply with the coronavirus. You know, I'm going to be. Thank you.

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