QAA Podcast - Episode 225: Undercover at Reckoning Fest in Frisco, Texas
Episode Date: April 1, 2023QAnon the musical, Baby Trump, poetry, charcuterie, a Frank Sinatra impersonator, "JFK Jr" AKA Juan O Savin and members of the -48 QAnon numerology cult — including rapper Pryme Minister. We headed ...to Texas to attend one of the most melted QAnon events yet. It did not disappoint. Subscribe for $5 a month to get an extra episode of QAA every week + access to ongoing series like 'Manclan' and 'Trickle Down': http://www.patreon.com/QAnonAnonymous QAA's Website: https://qanonanonymous.com Music by Pontus Berghe. Editing by Corey Klotz.
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What's up QAA listeners?
The fun games have begun.
I found a way to connect to the internet.
I'm sorry, boy.
Welcome listener to Chapter 225 of the Q&On Anonymous podcast,
The Reckoning Fest episode.
As always, we are your host, Jake Rakatansky, Julian Fields, and Travis View.
It was an illustration of a buff, young Uncle Sam.
pulling his sleeves up to kick ass.
He looked furious and was wearing bunny ears that had clearly been photoshopped in.
Above his head in red block text, it said,
Spring Reckoning Fest.
The email was advertising an upcoming event.
It's not too late to join us at the Spring Reckoning Fest
this Saturday, March 25th in Friscoe, Texas.
My inbox had become a dumping ground for these types of emails,
informing me of Q and on adjacent products, seminars, and events,
often too melted to comprehend.
end. But this one caught my eye for a couple of reasons. For starters, one of the advertised speakers
was Juan O'Savin, real name Wayne Willett, who rose to prominence in Q circles because some
believe he's JFK Jr. in disguise. The rotund Texan looked nothing like the late political
scion, of course, but was able to quickly leverage his growing popularity to position himself
as a political fixer, attempting to get multiple Q-believing secretaries of state elected in
2022. It really looked like he would make a real dent, but in the end, all but one of the
candidates he mentored failed to secure a position.
Another reason the Flyer for Reckoning Fest
grabbed my attention was their advertising
for a special performance by Wade Williams,
promising, quote, popular hits from the Q&on musical.
I had no idea a pro Q&N musical had been written,
and I really wanted to experience it firsthand.
The flyer was generating a lot of questions.
Who was the pixelated child known simply as Shannon,
who appeared to be sitting with a Lego figurine?
And why was the host, a man named Chris Erics,
aka Baby Trump, so squished in his photo?
here we go
it's going to be a long episode for Jake
oh my God he's so squished
oh boy
what truly sealed the deal for me
was a promise they made in the flyer
that at 5.30 p.m.
the audience would be treated to a quote
small charcutory reception with Frank Sinatra impersonator
we needed to attend this thing
and I already knew Jake would turn into the sound of swishing shorts
the second he heard about it
I'd have to convince Travis Vue.
Yeah, you texted me while I happened to be with my family at a pizza place, eating pizza, it was very nice.
And you asked if I was interested in going to Texas this weekend, which I really was not.
Not at first blush.
But then you kind of explained what the event was, and I realized that, you know, I feel like I really, really, really got to go to this one.
So, yeah, so I broke down and then, yeah, I said that I'll see you in Texas, and that's what happened.
I'd like to take the good life away from you, my brother.
Frisco was a wealthy northern suburb of Dallas, filled with big box stores, a mall, and even a circus near our hotel.
The morning of, we ate breakfast quietly, then headed to our room to get changed for the event.
I had briefly considered wearing a t-shirt with a watercolor portrait of General Flynn,
but I decided against it when I remembered that he'd been calling Q&N on a CIA Sciop a lot recently.
Maybe these people wouldn't appreciate seeing his face on my chest.
I opted for my black t-shirt portraying Hillary and Bill Clinton as mafia hit men with silenced pistols.
Clintons, they can't suicide us all, was printed beneath the political couple.
Adamaga hat, the classic red one, and I'd be undercover enough, I figured.
I ashamedly tucked the hat into my pants.
No way I was wearing this thing through the lobby.
We arrived to Reckoning Fest 10 minutes late, but it didn't matter.
Maybe Trump was a little late himself to kick it off.
Walking into Frisco Hall, I spotted two armed security guards with badges and bulletproof vests.
One of them had a 1776 sleeve tattoo and glared at me.
But the two women registering guests were friendly, and they took to me immediately as we got checked in and received our bracelets.
Hi!
How are you?
I want to see your shirt.
What does it say?
They can't suicide a statue.
Wow!
Can I picture that?
Absolutely.
Oh, fantastic.
The security guard approached.
But it was mostly to check out my t-shirt as well.
He asked if I had any weapons on me.
I told him I didn't.
He waved us in, smiling.
We entered the main event room.
High ceilings, gaudy modern chandeliers made of Swarovsky diamonds, walls peppered with
blue LEDs, and a stage beset with a giant monitor and surrounded by a room full of tables.
The place looked brand new.
Vendor booths peppered its edges, advertising everything from dog CBD to rhinestone-encrusted Trump
merch to multi-level marketing schemes.
The usual fare for this kind of thing.
We picked a table in the back corner, hoping we wouldn't be too noticeable.
I took out my audio recorder and placed it on a chair next to me, pointing it to the ceiling,
where built-in speakers relayed what was happening on stage.
The host and organizer of the event, Chris Erick's, aka Baby Trump, is a relative newcomer to the scene,
but he is instantly recognizable due to his bodybuilder's physique and flashy fashion sense.
He was in Washington, D.C. for January 6.
In fact, he says that he got the name Baby Trump right after,
Right Side Broadcasting shows him dancing at the ellipse while waiting for Trump to come out and give his speech.
So January 6th, I was at the ellipse.
I was dancing.
It was freezing and cold.
I was waiting for Trump to come out about an hour and a half late.
We all know he was late.
And so I didn't know what to do.
So I used my God-given talent, which was dance.
So I started getting the crowd all rallied up and started doing the YMCA.
And hi, Feynman, I didn't know that I was live on national TV for over three minutes and 33 seconds.
Right side broadcasting news took that video clip, three minutes and 33 seconds, and put it on Trump's Facebook page.
It went viral in three days, 72 hours.
I am Donald Trump's last post on Facebook.
before they, you know,
hurt all his accounts in mind.
That's a pretty nice claim to fame for a MAGA guy.
The best dancer in MAGA movement.
The last thing that Trump posted,
the last thing he ever posted,
is me using my God-given talents of dance.
You know, the funny thing is that I checked Trump's Facebook page
since it has been restored,
and I found that Trump's actual last post
was a plea to,
the writers to be peaceful.
And even then, he didn't post
just a clip of Chris Eric's
dancing. He posted the full
right side broadcast of the
ellipset that day. So, not sure
what he's saying here is totally accurate. So
the mystery of how he got the name Baby
Trump remains.
I hope he didn't say this to him when you
met him at the festival. That would be
really rude. No, of course.
He was very busy being
fabulous. So we
kind of let him do his thing. I did, like,
take a photo with him
and he ended up giving me
his phone number. Nice.
Not in that way. He wanted me to send
a photo of him with this other melted guy
Lloyd Brunson. Okay.
His drip is palpable.
Oh. I mean, he is
wearing the shiniest golden
leopard print shirt
I've ever seen. His shoes
are matching, but they're
a kind of smooth shiny at the tip,
long Italian tip,
and then the rest is like kind of rhinestone
gold. He's extremely tanned, clearly does tanning beds, and he also has very white. Very white teeth
and like blonde hair put up into a little foe hawk. Yeah, I mean, this guy could easily be like a heel
like in, you know, pro wrestling. Yes. Chris Erick says that before he got into the Q&on area
content and events game, he was a modeling dancer. I was born and raised in North Jersey,
hence Jersey Shore Look, right? And then I was.
I lived in Brooklyn, New York, and grew up in the latter days of my adolescence in New York.
It became a professional model at 16, 17, did runway, did print, the magazine, at a very high level.
Had a contract with after six tuxedos out of Philadelphia for one year because they wanted 42 regulars.
And in one year, I grew my back so wide that I became 44 regular.
So they ripped up that contract.
And from that point on, I really didn't, I wanted to still continue modeling.
But because I was building my body as a bodybuilder at that time, you know, like there wasn't
many avenues for bodybuilders like there is now.
And so I became a professional dancer and took three years of jazz.
People don't even know this about me, but I took three years of jazz, two years of ballet
in Philadelphia, hooked up with male reviews along.
the way, a couple of them. And then at 22, became one of the original Chippinnell dancers on First
Avenue in New York. That's what happens when you grow your back from a 42 to a 44. You get
censored by the deep state. The matrix descends on you for having two broad shoulders.
I don't know. I love that story that like, you know, I was a tuxedo model, but I got to fucking
swole. I said, listen, our suits are meant for physiques as impressive as your own. Your lats are just
too flared. We just can't do it, man. We've got to rip up your contract. They eventually
fired me as a Chippendale because the women were getting too horny and they would destroy
the place. So as far as I can tell, this is the fourth reckoning fest organized by Chris Erick's.
Speakers of previous events have included my pillow CEO, Mike Lindell, journalist turned
pilled lunatic Lara Logan, anti-vax icon Judy Mikovitz, and even Michael Protsman,
who is the leader of the negative 48 cult. Now, you may have a
recall that the negative 48 cult is a group who gathered at Dealey Plaza in 2021 on the anniversary
of JFK's assassination because they were convinced that JFK Jr. would reveal that he's alive
at that time and place. The negative 48 cult still active, though Michael Prosman and
many of its members opted to attend the Trump rally in Waco, Texas, which was occurring on
the same day. It appears that Chris Erick's has strong ties to the negative 48 cult. Another negative
the 48 cult member, Mickey Larson Olson, better known as Coup Patriot, this is a woman who has
an really impressive head-to-toe get-up of patriotic gear, claims in a telegram post that
she was scheduled to appear at a previous reckoning fest in Mesquite, Texas, but Chris wanted
to keep her name and image off the advertising for the event. Here's what she said.
Something went down with Chris before I went to jail. Chris said he wanted me to speak at
the reckoning fest in Mesquite. So when it came down to it, my name or a picture of me was
not on the flyer of Reckoning Fest in Mesquite, Texas.
So I texted Chris and I asked him why my name or picture was not on the flyer.
Mind you, he met me 6 Jan 21 as Q Patriot.
He said it was too risky to put me on the flyer.
He said he didn't want people to think it was a QAnon event.
He said, but I still want you to read your poem.
Well, my poem is called We're Ready to Fight.
And I think if the speakers are on the flyer and someone claims they want me to be a speaker,
that I have earned the right to be identified as such.
So I will fight for myself to be given the same respect as all other scheduled speakers.
So his claims he doesn't care what people think are bullshit.
I mean, it seems like Chris, I guess he's no longer really that worried about it appearing too much like a Q&O event if he was ever worried before because, you know, the advertising includes a graphic for Q&on the musical.
Chris Eric's kick things off by encouraging people to send their friends to their Clout Hub live stream of the event and reminding the crowd that this event is for we, the people.
And what happened was, I had to come to a realization, this is not my event.
It's not about me.
It's not about how many people come, how many people don't come.
It's about you.
It's about you.
And you're going to see what's going to happen during this day and night.
Okay?
So I'm doing this for you.
This is my gift to you.
You'll never, ever have an event like this.
Now, are things going to go wrong?
Hell yeah, but that's okay.
Is everything going to fall apart?
Oh, you bet your ass it will!
I got to say, that's an enticing pitch.
Something's going to happen, and no one in this room, even me, knows what's going to be.
I might trip on a curtain.
I might barf on one of you.
The first speaker was a man named Jerry Foley, who founded the evangelical organization Gideon's Army.
Jerry Foley offered his personal testimony about how he came to Jesus and recounted how
Juan O'Savon inspired him to focus on prayer.
When Foley started talking about the things he was praying for,
I got a sense of what we should expect for the day.
Prime Minister and myself were doing a telecast with Juan.
And Prime said to Juan, should we take it to the streets?
You know, because things were going on.
Every one of you is here have seen so many things over the last few years
and the ups and the downs of what we're all going through.
And Juan said, no, Prime, don't take it to the streets.
you've got to pray.
So from that day, until today,
we've been praying almost daily
for the President of the United States,
our commander-in-chief Donald J. Trump.
We've been praying for the little hearts
and the little hands
that are in those deep underground military bases
that most of us don't even believe that's happening.
We've been praying for the military men and women
that are rescuing them.
He had very bad vibes, and he looks a lot like Rudy Giuliani.
Like, same kind of hunched weird guy.
And he sounds like, and he sounds a lot like Mo, the owner of the bar from the Simpsons.
Hey, Homer, these little hands.
Why are you drinking this beer?
I want you to think of all the children being rescued.
Bonnie, get out of here.
So Jerry Foley is one of like a few people that day who said that Trump is still president.
He also congratulated the attendees for staying in the fight
despite the fact that family and friends keep calling everyone nuts.
Give yourselves a hand.
Everybody here.
Give yourselves a hand for being here.
Everyone is.
Give yourselves a hand.
How many people here have gone through so much, gone through so much, family and friends,
you try to rent-pilling, you try to talk to them about stuff,
and they think you're absolutely nuts, right?
You guys are still here, still in the fight today.
Juan said three reckonings ago, you guys are still in the fight.
Three reckoning later, you guys are still here together, unifying together.
Hallelujah, so all he is, don't give up, never as Billy Falcon says, never surrender.
Early on in the event, we got to see one of the most startling guests, and that is the 12-year-old boy who just goes by the name Shannon.
But he's also called the Lego Kid Genius, and I was kind of to say how was there a little bit reluctant about whether or not even to talk about him.
because, again, he's 12 and we are grown men.
And, you know, I feel like I just like he could, there's lots of directions he can go in life.
But I decided that, you know, I do want to kind of like talk about his presentation a bit for, for a couple reasons.
One of which is that he is really well connected, apparently, much more well connected than most people, I'll say.
And Shannon, he's a very talented, creative, confident young man.
He was a really, you know, lots of evangelicals are, you know, really good at public speaking, and he certainly was.
And the reason we were seeing Shannon is because he has a Rumbled Channel in which he makes these short stop motion movies with his Lego figurines.
And he has a series called Freedom Force.
In this Freedom Force series, he makes superhero Lego versions of heroes to the conspiracist right.
For example, there's Lego Mike Lindell, Lego Clay Clark, and there's also the Ivermectin-pushing Dr. Stella Emmanuel,
Well, Lego version.
Yeah, the demon come lady.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
You want a Lego version of her?
Yeah.
And of course, General Michael Flynn.
In one episode of the series, he portrays Michael Flynn as having the ability to summon any patriot from the past.
Okay.
This is just a Jake story.
It's better than what I thought of.
Then the Lego Michael Flynn uses his power to summon George Washington.
And then the Freedom Force goes on to battle Lego Klaus Schwab, the founder of the World
economic forum. In one video on this Rumble channel, Shannon explains the main message
of General Flynn, according to him.
In General Flynn and Clay are very good friends. They do the reawaken America tour together,
but even whenever he's not on the tour, he has a very strong message for patriots like you and me.
And that message is that we need to start locally. And you might not know what that means
whenever I'm saying you, but it means that we just need to start doing the little things to
to make our nation better, such as just redpilling your friends, talking to them about what's going on.
God has a place for us in America to make the nation better, and he has a plan for you and a plan for me.
Oh, my God. Imagine you fucking sending your 12-year-old kid to school, and his fucking playmate is trying to
redpill him, calling him a normie. I used to make stop-action Lego movies, but not like this.
It's amazing. So we've got Mo and we've got Bobby from King,
of the Hill? I mean, what other cartoon
characters are we going to get?
I don't know. A lot. A lot.
It gets way more cartoonish than this.
How is the stop motion? I haven't seen any of his videos.
Is it good? I don't want to be rude to
Travis, but I thought it's pretty trash.
Travis, what did you think? Because with all the technology
that you have nowadays with an iPhone,
Android, you know, editing programs
on your thing.
Yeah. You know,
you probably, I
used an old, like
a, you know, handheld
camcorder. Yeah.
Essentially, there was no editing.
You shot your scene.
You moved your Lego guy a little bit.
You hit record and stop again.
You know, that was it.
Yeah.
I think they have like some slightly more guided processes now, like built into apps or computers.
But still, it was like not particularly amazing.
I mean, he's just, he's doing it.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to insult the child of Travis.
Again, again, we are grown men talking about the creative output of a 12-year-old.
And when you're that young, what really matters is that you're passionate about it and you're doing it and you're having fun.
No, not if it's red pill and your friends, Travis.
No, no.
I don't even have a child and I know better than to think we can't criticize the child who's telling people on the freaking YouTube on the fucking rumble that he's going to go and red pill his friends.
That that's what he's going to do.
No, bad.
Bad child.
You've done a boo-boo.
I'm with Travis on this.
I think, you know, explore, you know, stretch out your.
talent, see where they go. Yeah, explore, stretch out. I didn't have my own channel at 12 years old.
I mean, I was...
Who, me or the kid is...
Jesus Christ.
God damn it. This message was approved by Travis.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, okay, okay.
So Shannon during his talk, he discussed the contents of his Rumble Channel.
He also talked about his collaboration with former Trump administration staffer Cash Patel.
Patel has written a children's book called The Plot Against the King, which is, of course, a parable about how the supposed deep state sabotaged Trump's presidency.
Apparently, Shannon is working with Patel to make an animated Lego version of that story.
There is like a very small chance of this happening, but Cash Patel is one of the possible.
names that Trump could put in charge of the CIA if he takes office again, which I'm sorry,
but that would be very funny. Also, they deserve it. They deserve to have the guy who drew
Trump as a buff, cool king in charge of their fucking shit. He's like, I'm collaborating. He might do
what JFK wanted to do. With a very talented 12 year old. It's insane. That's the thing. He's like,
he kept talking about all the people he works with. He's like, yeah, this guy gave me his voice for my
Lego thing. It's like, why are all these weird fucking MAGA guys and QAnon people
collaborating with a 12-year-old to put out like weird Lego propaganda? Absolutely disturbing
stuff. Yeah, he should be doing this with his friends and, you know, his friends at one point
can be like, do we have to make it about Michael Flynn and Donald Trump? Who's Clay Clark? Could we
just make it about like Iron Man or something? And then, you know, even if you want it to be like
Jesusy, fine. Do you do?
freaking parts of the Bible or something.
You don't need to care about the fight against the deep state.
You don't, just go have fun.
Go do something else.
Certainly don't end up, you know, selling honey.
Huh?
Yeah, speaking of that, Shannon took a break from talking about his content to pitch his sponsor.
And so right now I just want to take a short little moment to talk about something that sponsors me, which is a great friend of mine.
So how many of you all have heard of make honey great again?
So it is pretty much a bottle of honey with Donald Trump's face on it.
And now this honey is just pure raw honey.
And so if you go to make honey great again.com and check out your promo code, all caps,
TYP, it will really help me out.
And I just want to thank you in advance for that.
Tell me more about the honey.
Why is it good?
You know, he's just like the selling point.
is that it's got honey in the slogan that you like,
and on the bottle is the president that you like the most.
Yeah.
Well, it doesn't matter when we get the fucking honey.
I mean, he did say it.
I mean, it's branding, right?
Jesus, you know, this is, you know,
also there's just sugar water.
Just branding is different.
I do kind of regret not getting a bottle for the studio.
Yeah, what were you thinking?
I don't know.
There were so many things like that, like where I was like,
I got overwhelmed with the different merch items I wanted to purchase.
And in the end, I just got us something that will probably help us, like, write another episode instead.
Shannon expressed his pessimistic belief that the rapture would call the saves up to heaven before America could be made great again.
But by God's glory, I just want to say, if you don't know God in this room today, I want you to.
I want you to be able to know that in your heart, whenever you die, you're going to heaven.
no matter what happens, because we're all going to one place above, and that's heaven.
I personally don't believe that we'll be able to fix America back,
but I don't believe that the rapture is coming soon.
How many are with me on that?
I believe that God's coming back soon, and I have faith in it.
Never heard a 12-year-old so excited that the world was going to end.
I'm genuinely disturbed by that last stuff, that last part.
Of course. He's like, he's one of these, he's kind of a figure in like revivalism, you know?
This, this, it's like the child, essentially the child.
Grifter preacher.
Yes, he would be played by Paul Dano in like the movie version of this.
Yes.
Oh, younger Paul Dano.
Yes, and I would be, let's say the other character in there will be blood.
And let's just say me and Shannon.
No, no, no.
Well, let's just say, have you heard of milkshakes?
No, no, we're not doing it.
From across the room.
We're not doing it.
I drink your honey.
A woman known as Melissa Redpill then took to the stage.
I love that.
For so long, we've had to put up with people kind of, like, masking QAnon and, you know, secretly whispering where we go one, we go all, you know, sticking it in at the end of the speech, you know, throw away.
But this is just a pure embrace.
There is no, there's no formalities here.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Melissa Redfield.
Her full moniker was Melissa Redpill.
the world, but I guess they shortened it to Melissa Redpill. She's the author of several books
with titles like, The Book of Revelation revealed, ready for the truth? Hashtag the Great
Awakening. And end times and a thousand years of peace. Finally, the truth about end times is
revealed. The very first thing Melissa did was announced that a terrible fate had befallen her.
I'm so glad to be here and to be honest, I probably shouldn't be here. You might have known
or maybe you didn't know that Melissa Redpill was poison.
I'm not even playing.
Yeah.
That was just totally unexplained.
I mean, that's a, who, who poisoned you?
Was it through your food?
Was it, you know, did like an assassin slip some beads of, you know,
poison in your mouth while you're sleeping?
I've got a little theory about it that we'll get into it a moment
because she was, let's say, the type of poison where you run out of breath a lot.
lot, and you don't look so well.
So probably like a Bill Gates style poisoning.
Oh, I see.
I stayed way the fuck away from Melissa Red Pill.
I was like, you guys have fun hugging her on stage.
Hope you don't get poisoned.
Instead of explaining the poisoning, she lashed into a pep talk about the end times,
complimenting the audience on, quote, waking up and fighting.
She told them that they were David destroying Goliath, Joshua pulling down the cannibal.
walls of Jericho. Most of her speech was based on her newest book, End times, major clues from
minor prophets, which bakes biblical passages and posits that they predicted the current Great
Awakening and the patriotic fight Melissa and her audience were waging against the cabal. These were
the end times. On the plus side, 10,000 years of peace were coming, and we were all going to be
rich in gold, an apocalypse buoyed by a utopian vision that included a prosperity gospel. But Melissa
quickly grew out of breath as she attempted to get through the slides she'd brought.
One thing Melissa really wanted to emphasize was that the Lord was full of wrath and would destroy their enemies.
This clip also kind of shows how she kept trying to rush through the slides while also being out of breath.
Lord is not playing.
If you don't let men believe in it, the name and name and baby Jesus, this is not who he is.
He will destroy them and he will bring peace on earth for us.
Next screen, sirs, now the next one is, oh my goodness, I don't want to, our time is going to run out.
But this is in Second Thessalonians.
This is the beautiful truth.
it says the man of lawlessness
will be revealed. We now
know who the man of lawlessness is.
We know. It's not one man.
It's this whole cabal.
The entire criminal
network that's all over the world.
We now know that. Now your family members
might not know, but you know that's why you're
here because you're in the fight
every day to destroy them.
And look at what it says. The Lord Jesus
will slay him with the breath
of his mouth and destroy him with
the splendor of his coming. Amen.
Amen. We now know who this is we're fighting.
Scary stuff from Melissa Redpill?
Yeah, yeah.
Melissa being pressed for time overall felt like a win.
These are the kinds of speakers that will drive you mad with their endless baking.
But baby Trump was a rigorous taskmaster for the most part,
especially with smaller speakers like this with products to show.
Melissa wanted people to visit her website, Freedom Force Battalion,
where she sold her books, MP3s of scripture songs,
mugs, t-shirts, and other assorted merch.
At the end of her speech, she posited that Trump's election,
was actually predicted in the Bible. She finished with a phrase often contained in cue drops.
This is biblical. The next speaker up was Mark Jalise, who runs an organization called American Patriot
Relief. He was a Jan Sixer whose wife got tear gassed, and he had dedicated his life to raising
funds for fellow J-Sixers and their families. Now, we'll be covering this topic a little bit deeper
in an upcoming episode. After Mark's plea for help, William Wade took to the stage. He was the
main actor and musician in Q&On the musical, written by a guy called Gregory Bergman. Now, I just
want to get into Bergman for a moment.
Bergman was present in the front row, filming the performance in the crowd, and promoting
the musical on a table in the back near the liquor bar.
Here's how the bio on his website starts.
Bergman is a quadruple threat.
He is a writer.
He is an actor.
He is a comic.
And he is a man who, after undergoing surgery...
Go on?
Oh, my eyes shouldn't have read far ahead at the, undergoing surgery at the Avanti Dermal Clinic, Diwada, Mexico, has a massive penis.
So let me read the full sentence because I know I didn't get through it.
So he's, remember, he's a writer, actor, comic, and he is a man who, after undergoing surgery at the
Aventi Dermak Clinic in Dioana, Mexico, has a massive penis, and that is all bolted in blue
font, along with writer, actor. So if you're just reading the blue font on the bio, you just
see writer, actor, comic, massive penis.
Come on. This was very confusing to me, until I looked further into him and found out that his
first movie, a documentary, was all about him going on a journey to make his dick bigger.
Big Like Me describes itself as, quote, the story of comedian Greg Bergman's obsessive quest
to enlarge his penis. After a failed experiment using pills, pumps, and other so-called
methods, Bergman travels to a surgeon in Tijuana, Mexico, where he risks everything, including
his marriage, to fulfill what he sees as his destiny. Now, Big Like Me even garnered him a
2014 Huffington Post article, which was vaguely amused and somewhat complimentary of the movie.
Argument's 2018 follow-up, Obama Land, is a fictional story depicting a dystopian woke America
in which people have names like LGBT Joe.
Would you like to check your white privilege today?
Always.
One Obama buck, please.
Now that I'm genderqueer, pansexual, and form positive, I just don't see this going anywhere.
Remember, I want us all to feel like equals here.
I'm a president for life, not a dictator.
Meet the Trump publicans.
I need an outsider.
I'm just a simple Obamonomics professor from Silver Lake Community College.
I want you to take my virginity.
Oh, I don't know if that's a good idea or whatever.
Toots.
The main character travels across the United States before joining a resistance movement
led by a guy who, I am not kidding, is called Great Hope White.
so I don't know if you can guess
the words that were rearranged there
That's right, it's great white hope
Bergman filmed Williams
The main actor in the musical
As he performed a song from it
And now one interesting little caveat
Is that the main actor Wade Williams
Was also the FBI agent in Donald Trump
The Chosen, that melted movie
We Woff with Annie
I like put two and two together
Once I went to his IMDB
So I guess he's just been like
Making pilled shit for a while
like just interested in doing what he normally does,
which is he's L.A. based, actor, musician,
dancer, kind of a real triple threat.
Talented guy, yeah.
Yeah, unlike Bergman, who I'm sure
has a deformed bizarre penis at this point.
Yeah, that thing has got to be decoration only at this point.
It can't be good what happened to that penis.
So the name of this first song is in the chorus.
You'll get the gist of it.
I tried to kind of shorten the song a bit
by stitching together a couple of parts,
but it was tough because the last.
lyrics were just too perfect. So apologies. This is a little long.
You guys hear me okay either? This is from the musical. Cune on the musical.
Two thousand views. Accounting on 300 million fools. That's what they think you are.
We are
They set out to steal our democracy
From patriots like view indeed
They made us and slaves
They thought we wouldn't see
But now we have a few
To show the world we were due
To testify to all the lies
We see 20-20 perfect eyes
Two thousand rules
Accounting all the hundred million rules
That's what they think we are
Two thousand years
I'm counting on
Three hundred billion foots
That's what they think we are
Y'all gotta pay the pipe rock
And the God is the true designer
You never wish you and never more
Like the baby you killed in the world's score
You can fall on the draw
To the villain in a jail sale
To the rest of your nights and more
Hey, Joe Biden
We'll see you in hell
I mean, I don't be there
But glory will keep your company
Wow
Yeah, as our kind of resident
You know
Yeah, let me
May I?
Yeah, go on
Oh boy, I give the production
About a four out of ten
Yeah, baby Trump
Fuck the mic up
Well, and I just think
It's, to me it's pretty clear
That he's using like garage band loops
I mean, for the drum stuff, which is fine.
A lot of people do, but there's really, there's no real production.
I mean, at least from what I can tell during this live performance, everything sounds
very sort of unproduced.
You know, you kind of drag the sample in.
I will say the, I could do without the sort of Hamilton-style hip-hop segments, no good,
but his sort of main piano line and the melody, the 2000-year.
There is something there. It's a little bit catchy. That part is nice. I mean, if he expanded on that, I think maybe added some harmonies, I would have liked to hear, you know, as, you know, the rest of the band sort of comes in, I'd like to hear him go up to that higher register, you know, 2,000 mules, you know, like build it like that. I think he could, I think there's really something there. Okay. But overall, I would, I'd give it about a six out of ten. Yeah. I did find some online.
actors on an audition website
warning each other to not go audition
for Greg Bergman. They're like
he makes you sign an NDA. I think this is like
a weird QAnon thing. I don't
know what's happening. Be on the lookout
for this Q&on
musical. Yeah. The entire
audience joined in on singing the chorus and
clapping and the song ended to thunderous
applause. Baby Trump then explained to us
that this was the first of three songs that Wade
Williams would perform from the musical. The other
two would be coming later in the show. Awesome.
Further research revealed that the Q&onon musical was
a spoof of Les Miserables.
Here's an explanation written by Bergman himself.
In a post-apocalyptic America,
Patriots Johnny Val and his son, Brandon,
must travel to Epstein Island to face off with Dr.
This sounds like something I wrote.
What the fuck?
To face off with Dr. Bill Gates
before he unleashes the next killer vaccine.
How does any of, that doesn't.
Johnny Val is Jean Valjean.
The son has just been renamed Brandon.
Yeah, but.
It's not clear.
Yeah, other than Johnny Val, there's really no...
Yeah, but it is kind of that way because, like, I did find some video of the play,
which you will be having that delight.
Excellent.
But it looks like for some reason the three main actors are dressed like they're in Les Miserables,
like period clothes for no reason.
It doesn't make sense.
Why do these folks, it seems like they have no understanding of what satire
is or irony.
It's like, oh, like,
Le Miz is like a popular musical
and, like, we'll dress the people
like we've seen in videos or pictures
from that musical, and that's how they're similar.
Yeah, you could be casting it.
I think you'd be good.
I could be.
I don't know about the dancing.
I just submitted my audition.
I don't know if you're a big dancer.
When I was singing earlier.
No, no.
I never, in the musicals in high school,
I always got Xed out from.
the dance numbers. I always got cut. You're just one of those guys who kind of
sways in the background? Yeah. The one time I did have a front facing dance performance
was I was model the tailor in Fiddler on the roof and there's like a wedding dance that
you have to do and model is front and center and you know what happened? I slipped on my wife's
wedding dress who we were dancing next to each other and basically face planted in front of like
1600 people in the auditorium so fuck i would have paid to see that it got a laugh you know yeah
it was fine hell yeah so in the clips that i found of this play being performed in a theater
there was mickey larsen olson uh as travis mentioned you know she was wearing a full qanon
themed jumpsuit with her sailors hat uh absolutely completely decked out in it and in the play
there's a couple of people dressed as mules and an actor dressed as bill gates and another
representing Epstein. So really weird stuff overall that culminated in a finale that featured a
giant Trump 2024 sign with a cue instead of the zero. So that's behind them while they all do
their kind of audience bow at the end. And I'm not sure who the, there's like this one guy who I guess
went backstage and switched out his shirt to come out with a fuck Joe Biden shirt, which I don't
think is his characters. It's more like, yeah, we all agree. Yeah. Okay. So that's a mule.
that one guy.
When you showed me
the picture
yesterday
before the
you asked me
if someone
was dressed
as a quote
oinky oinky
piggy boy
that's what it looks
like
it's just like
oink oink piggy boy
in the musical
like
nothing
makes sense anymore
we'll be getting
back to this play
and even hearing
like little snippets
of it a little later
so
the next guy to
take the stage
was Dallas Punisher
That's obviously not his real name.
He explained early in the speech that even the first name was picked because it's the city in which he lives.
So he looks a bit like if Fred Durst became more thumb-like.
He helps run the Patriot Party News or PPN live stream and bootleg online cable news channel.
It features a slew of Q&N programming like the Baby Trump show, the Charlie Ward show, and the Stu Peters show.
So all the big melted names.
Punisher's speech was pretty boring.
At one point he explained that he actually took a conspiracy theory class in college.
in God and A. He claimed he wrote a paper about the tunnels beneath the Denver airport.
Now, I want to sound like Travis, but I don't think that's how college works.
Who knows? He read some scripture to us. He baked it. He told the audience that we were
God's chosen sons and daughters, especially those who tuned into PPN, the usual stuff.
At the end of Mr. Punisher's speech, Baby Trump took to the stage again and briefly promoted
his handyman, who was in the audience, explaining that he had, quote, custom-built an entire
IKEA closet for me. Dallas briefly interjected that Baby Trump
Trump's closet was probably the biggest room in his house, to which baby Trump replied,
Hey, stay out of my closet.
All of this was obviously lost on everybody.
Then came the announcement that the Cloud Hub video stream of the event was now free.
It had previously cost $7, but the Cloud Hub payment processor was down.
Whether this was true or not, it was kind of clear that not too, too many people were tuning in.
I checked later, and it was like all fucked up.
Like, the comments were just people like, it's a black screen.
There's a little turning wheel.
I can't see what's happening.
And then I went there only after texting baby Trump just to see if maybe he could send me a video.
He utterly ignored me because he must have hundreds of people complaining about what happened there on Cloud Hub.
You got his number?
Good platform.
Yeah, yeah, I got his number.
I told you that earlier.
I don't know why you got to bring it up again.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I just send him a picture.
He wanted you to text him a picture.
But now you've got his number and he's got yours.
He doesn't really know who I am, though.
Of course.
It's just a number because I never identified myself in the text, and I just sent him the photo of him and this other guy, and like, I never even told him what my name was.
Oh, okay, okay.
So you're just a random guy.
Yeah, baby Julian.
Baby Jake, baby Julian, baby Travis, baby Trump.
Next, we are treated to a presentation by citizen journalist Kelly Brady, who goes by the name Nancy Drew online after the literary teenage detective.
Hmm, no copyright problems there.
You don't think Dallas Punisher has to pay something?
I'm just, I am Nancy Drew.
I'm Carmen San Diego.
Not even like Red Pill Nancy Drew or like Nancy Drew Awakening.
I'm Dorothe Explorer.
It's just, yeah, it's just peppa pig.
Hey, it's me, the dog from Blues Clues.
Nancy Drew advertises herself as your eyes in Washington, D.C.,
and she has a very unusual reporting.
methodology. What she does is that she wanders around the streets of Washington, D.C. with her
smartphone, looking for evidence of, like, changing security measures or even just, like, changing
decorations. So she'll spot things like erected fencing or sandbags or new cameras or a law
enforcement presence, which, you know, happens all the time in D.C. It's a high security place.
And she speculates when there are these heightened security measures, and that is evidence of a
secret operation to drain the swamp or some evidence of the, you know, the maneuvers of the
secret government who is actually controlling things. So I viewed her YouTube channel and it mostly
consists of these 10 minute long, unedited vertical videos of her wandering around DC. And she actually
made a point of saying, and baby Trump did too, that she wasn't interested in like getting any
fancier equipment because this system is more authentic and using her just her smart
form and like guards against the possibility of like accusations of faked videos now to give
you an example of what I'm talking about so at one point during her talk she says that she saw
a flag ceremony take place at the white house and then afterwards she witnessed state flags
lower to half staff at the Smithsonian and she speculates that this is evidence of some sort
of secret military change of command I got the nudge I went back to the white house and I got there
just in time for this ceremony to start and what they did was they put on
on the most incredible flag ceremony.
I don't even know what it was.
I've never seen anything like it in my life,
but it was the most majestic thing I had ever seen.
And they marched all the way up the sidewalk
and around, and they were all carrying these flags.
And it was a very, very meticulous,
you could tell a military ceremony.
Now, I'm sitting there like, this is incredible.
Because whatever this is, it's huge.
It doesn't even matter with that.
this is, it's huge, and people should see this beautiful, majestic thing that's being taking
place today. So right after that ceremony had taken place, the next very, very unusual thing that
happened was the Smithsonian, you know, they're all connected, and the museums are in the middle
of the government district. So the Smithsonian's state flags, the Smithsonian's American History
Museum, because there's two.
All of the state flags that are out in front of it
went to have staff right after that ceremony.
I watched the flags.
I've watched the flags since day one.
Every day I look at the flags, because flags talk.
But all of the state flags had gone to have staff,
and they remained that way for a couple of weeks.
The funny thing was, oh, glory stayed at full staff.
And so did the museum's flags.
So it was only the state flags.
So are the two connected?
I don't know.
But that's very, very interesting.
I did have somebody throw out there that it could have been a change in command ceremony
because we do know that the military has had to take control over.
You know, this is a military operation that has taken place globally.
It's so interesting that J6 was like a kind of woodstock where some people just never came back down,
like they're still wandering Washington tripping balls.
Yeah, I thought it was, I mean, it's such a weird way to see.
spend your time because yeah she she literally like she takes these long videos of like you know like
i said sandbags alongside buildings and trying to figure out what it means and then she sees you know
some sort of like you know a sort of a caravan of police going down the street trying to figure
out what it really means and it's it's all she's just because she's so certain that um there's some
sort of pro-trump military operation going on behind the scenes and she's able to catch
glimpses, tiny clues of what's really going on with, you know, all this activity that's going
on around D.C. She's just, she's baking physical reality and just sort of like interpreting it
through her QAnon lens. Yeah, it's not good when you just hear from someone say,
flags speak. Yeah, they shouldn't be speaking to you. Yeah. That's an inanimate object.
Nancy Drew also said that when she was near the Capitol building, she overheard on a police radio,
someone say, clear the avenue, Trump and Kennedy are leaving.
I started walking and I'm talking.
I'd been on for about a half an hour.
And I walked by one of the Capitol police.
And that was not an announcement.
When you heard Clear the Avenue, Trump and Kennedy are leaving,
that was not an announcement that came over the Capitol building.
They don't do that.
I happen to be standing next to one of the Capitol Police.
And I was able to catch that from his radio.
So they made the announcement, yeah.
Yeah, so that's what happens when you follow your nudges.
Don't ever go against your nudges.
Even when you feel like, you're crazy or whatever, I mean, go with your nudges
because beautiful things can happen.
But that is the video.
I wish I could have had sound for that because you hear her in the background.
And it took people.
I didn't even realize it at the time.
I got contacted later that night and was like, do you know what you captured?
I was like, oh, no.
So very, very excited.
that they made the announcement and that was um in july of 2021 so what were trump and kennedy doing at the capital
in 2021 just for fun i decided to go to her youtube channel and track down that that particular video
and find the the like the five second long clip of police radio chatter that she was referring to and it
it's kind of incomprehensible to me what exactly is actually being said so here it is and maybe you can hear
what it is better than I can.
From that weird little incomprehensible radio chatter that she happened to capture on her smartphone,
she concluded that Trump and either junior or senior Kennedy was in the Capitol building
for some unknown reason.
Lunch was served in cafeteria troughs, mashed potatoes, pulled pork, and a slop that looked like
cream corn, which I avoided. The meat was dry, but the big bowl of barbecue sauce made it slightly more
edible. Our table had grown more populated, too. A middle-aged woman in all black with a red tie
had sat down with her two sons and husband, all three dressed in slacks, a white shirt, and a red tie.
The sons, who looked around 8 and 10, as well as the dad, all seemed like variants of Augustus Gloop
from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. She told me that she used to be a doctor in New York. Then she
got red-pilled during early COVID, got into QAnon, and became a nuisance around her hospital
workplace, attempting to convert others to her newfound beliefs.
They told her she needed to stop doing that, so she quit her job.
Now they lived in Houston, Texas, and she was a stay-at-home mom who attended QAnon
events when they came on her radar, including the previous reckoning fests.
She also mentioned to us that she thought politician Laurie Lightfoot had been replaced
by another person.
Lightfoot, all this stuff with her, I don't even believe she's still there.
I think it's, you know, person in her place, but who knows?
She sure looks weird, but I don't know what that means.
Shit, that's weird, because she looks different.
Yeah.
I mean, how different can some of these people look
before people start to question?
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
She also explained that she had actually attended a showing of Q&on the musical.
Perhaps the only one ever put on,
and honestly, perhaps the one that they put up some clips of,
and she did that with her whole family.
She explained that the kids were already familiar with Q&ON's claims
of child trafficking and politicians using adrenachrome,
but it still learned some new things from the play.
One of her sons told me that he had really enjoyed it,
especially a very funny joke it contained about Michelle Obival,
having a penis.
When you get a chance
that my kids
got to see his
play the first time
it's amazing.
Yeah, really,
yeah.
The vice president
has balls.
You know what I mean?
The kids loved it.
It was inappropriate,
but they loved it.
Michelle Obama was
bald.
That's a child saying
that was the best part of it.
Well,
not great.
Yeah.
I remember going to
school and talking to kids
and be like,
oh man,
I went to like super just
games last week
and I played
the new mortal con oh man it's so cool but like these kids are going to school being like oh my god
I saw the Q&on musical and like oh yeah the part where Michelle Obama they showed her penis
oh man is so funny yeah it's it is sad and I mean it's crazy like to see someone changed their
life so drastically after getting pilled going from like being a doctor to like someone who just
kind of obsessively attends Q&on events it's like nothing nothing can withstand these kinds of beliefs
They'll just eat away at all kinds of aspects of your life.
I asked the kid what he remembered from the musical,
and he told me he remembered Bill Gates,
Jeffrey Epstein, and Joe Biden drinking the blood of children.
As people finished up eating and drinking iced tea,
baby Trump introduced Prime Minister,
aka Randall Moody,
a rapper involved with Michael Protsman's negative 48 QAnon cult based out of Dallas.
Baby Trump clearly had some beef with him in the past,
and he told this weird, passive-aggressive story
about first meeting Prime Minister
when Prime was passed out in public and dehydrated,
explaining that Baby Trump.
had taken him in and nursed him back to health.
Then Prime Minister went silent on him,
and Baby Trump still had some resentment
about the rapper deciding to do a podcast with another guy.
So he's telling all of this as an introduction to Prime from stage.
Incredibly awkward.
Oh, my God.
He's getting messy.
He's airing out his beef as he introduces.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's so good.
Anyways, this was his chance to rectify all of this
by praising Prime with awkward intensity
and performing various public displays of affection and unity.
Prime, when he was finally handed the mic,
led people in a bizarre pro-Trump chant.
You know, the day's going to come where the world is going to be chanting.
The nation is going to be chanting.
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
It's going to happen, right?
Four times.
Trump, Trump, Trump.
Because he, the voice of the people, deliver us from each.
Where he go is where we go.
Trump, Trump!
He the voice of the people, deliver us from evil.
Where he go is where we go.
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
America, let's rise up.
God's spirit inside us he lived for and we died for.
Trump, Trump, Trump!
He the voice of the people, deliver us from evil.
Where he goes is where we go.
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
America, let's rise up.
God spirit is God.
Inside us, we live for, we die for.
Trump, Trump, Trump!
There we don't.
Not a fan of we live for, we die for.
And then it's Trump.
Don't die for Trump.
No, it did feel like he snucked that one at the end.
It's like, hey, we like Trump, too.
All of who were willing to die for him.
When people were already kind of riled up.
Prime then explained the inspiration behind the song he was about to perform,
which is called I Pledge My Allegiance,
as well as shouting out the negative 48 cult and Juan O'Sadden.
Praise God.
So this song is just to let the president know
and to let our team know
that we're standing with them in the midst of these turbulent times.
I saw a video from General Flynn standing with his family,
pledging his allegiance to the flag,
and just turned it into a song.
Finally, Prime performed the song.
Here's a portion of it.
I bless my allegiance.
Red, white and blue, that's for freedom.
Pleas my allegiance.
I bless my allegiance.
No loyalty, I have no treason.
Pleash my allegiance.
I pledge my allegiance.
Red, white and blue, that's for freedom.
That's my allegiance.
Way to the world on my shoulders like heavy boaters,
biblical that Trump,
Kennedy Joseph and Moses, huh?
You can save the world from the COVID, did it for Noah, huh?
Can because I've got a COVID curated on.
Mr. President, Mr. President.
We can take him down.
Take him down.
Evidence, information was heavocin, popped a red pill, like his medicine.
Jet Flynn, Kim Clem, couldn't find better.
The President, God, God, got the Reverend vaccine like a bad drill.
Say it up in heaven how much different from 9-11?
What, decode, Trump, a lot of savage trees and virus we infect out with us, so we protected.
Same when they rejected, same when they selected, never sleep.
I'm not collecting one in the America.
Awake up.
The truth rocked the nation, the kingdom of hell is shake up.
Take off the mask in the makeup.
me go
May it's a rise is one
Spirit by the god and son
Yes it's the last day
Donald Trump
you're chosen one
We're the people stand as one
They can never defeat us
Salute you in the name of Jesus
Wow maybe the first time I've seen a group of people
I've seen a group of people
My parents age
nodding their heads to a hip hop performance
They loved him
He killed
But they also love him because
He's like a big figure
In the negative 48 kind of world
Yeah
After music came poetry, specifically that of Dr. Seema Nanda, an adjunct clinical professor at the University of Houston College of Optometry.
She's an eye doctor who also happens to be radically anti-abortion, anti-trans, and spends a lot of time spreading vaccine and election conspiracy theories in interviews and at conferences, including Clay Clark's reawakening tour.
Now, we don't have a recording of this portion, but I did find her performing the exact same poem at another event.
And Jake, you like your popular literature.
You like your classics.
Yeah.
Let us know if you recognize this one.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
when I contemplated what had happened suddenly, there came in tapping as patriots gently
rapping, rapping at the Capitol door.
Tis some visitors requesting entrance to the floor, only this and nothing more.
Ah, I distinctly remember it was in the bleak of November when ten.
10 million votes were taken in the dead of night.
I awoke with such a fright.
The count had stopped.
It was close to 3 o'clock.
And Sleepy Joe would win when the count would begin again.
How could this happen?
We implored, but we patriots were completely ignored.
Unlike the mobs of BLM, the flag waivers were ushered in.
excited and thoughtful, they walked through the grounds, the police leading the way, which
kind of is hard to wrap around.
They were put on high alert, only when Ashley Babbitt got hurt.
Looks like it was staged because the media became enraged.
But not at the prisoners that should be let go.
What was their crime to go against the status quo?
How could this happen?
we implored, but again, we patriots, were completely ignored.
Creepy Joe is still perverse, and the economy has gotten worse.
He's sniffing girls while his son sniffs blow, and the inflation is looming, and the gas prices grow.
Why do Democrats love chaos and disorder, while trafficking and fentanyl continues?
to cross our border.
How could this happen?
We implored.
But again, we patriots were
completely ignored.
The poem went on to complain about the COVID-19 vaccine,
which she called the clot shot,
and to implore patriots to never stop fighting.
Alone, they were bees, she explained.
But together they were a swarm
that could, quote,
take this cabal down.
God was on their side.
The audience cheered.
After this, a musician took to the stage.
His name was Billy Falcon
and he led people in like a series of kind of country slash folk songs,
one of which was basically him repeating Alex Jones was right about everything,
almost everything, almost everything.
That was the chorus.
And other such similar stuff.
It was nice.
He's a pretty good musician.
Lots of people enjoyed it.
After a couple more speeches,
it was time for Wade Williams to grace the stage again,
performing his second song from the Q&ON musical.
It was entitled False Flag and contained the aforementioned joke about Michelle.
Obama having a penis. But to our further horror, also promoted the belief that the Sandy Hook
school shooting was a false flag, the same ridiculous claim that got Alex Jones in serious legal
troubles. I thought I'd play the version they recorded in the theater, because it actually
also includes a little snippet of the play, plus the quality is slightly higher than the Reckoning Fest
version.
I'm coming with you. No, no, you can't. It's too dangerous.
He's my son, too.
I understand that. But someone has to stay here in case he comes home.
Someone has to stay here and play the government's sick game.
Sick game of fake funerals and liberal anti-gun bullshit.
Language.
Sorry.
Nothing makes me more mad than these fucking false flags.
Oh my gosh, language!
Okay, sorry.
False flag is so sad.
We ain't binding, we ain't minding.
False flag are all so sad.
We ain't binding, we ain't bind it.
Parents cry, my children weak.
Performance is worthy of love.
down the street and take that off and you know you want
don't even think and trying to get my gun it's a false flag so sad
we're buying it we ain't buying it a false bag oh so sad we ain't buying it
Vegas Texas and maybe sandy hook
for who you must have what was took
no pain no tragedy
She's a bottle, no, she's a hot-like pee pee.
Oh, so sad, we can't mind, we can't find it, we ain't by it, we ain't, oh, so sad,
we ain't by me, we ain't by then, false bag, oh, so sad, we ain't by me, Lord, we ain't bind it.
Oh, we ain't bind it.
Oh, I mean
Yeah, so they showed
Michelle Obama in a pantsuit
And it like swirled forward
And the big question mark
Appeared on her crotch
And the crowd went wild
There's this like young
Attractive actor who's performing
You know, with him on stage
And he's going like
You know, Sandy Hook
And she's clapping her thigh
And I'm just like
What is like?
Like how do you get there?
one very unfortunate audition at a time I just next speaker was Scott Bennett and Scott Bennett claimed to be a former army officer he boasted an impressive resume and a crazy story about how he wound up in prison my background was as a special operations officer I received a direct commission of the United States Army and psychological warfare I worked in the state department I worked with at Snowden I was in the booze Allen hamilton team I've been to a
Iran, I've been to Russia, I've been to Iran twice, actually, and a road shell game, which exposed the connection to the Obama-Biden administration, the Hillary Clinton Foundation, a Union Bank of Switzerland financing of terrorism, in Saudi Arabia, in Libya, in Syria, and elsewhere.
And they threw me in jail for three years, saying I filled out a housing form improperly.
I thought it was a CIA training because I had a top secret SSI clearance.
And it wasn't.
It was Barack Obama in panic mode.
Joe Biden in panic mode.
Hillary Clinton in panic mode.
So he got arrested and thought it was a CIA test.
Yeah, you thought that it was some sort of training exercise from the CIA to, I guess, help him better understand what to do if he is actually arrested in real life.
But no, he was actually arrested.
I'm sure this is all going to check out his version.
And he was in jail for three years?
Yeah, three years.
At what point do you go, maybe this wasn't a test?
I was really curious, though, like, why he, if he actually went to prison, he did.
And why did the courts say he went to prison?
So that was his story.
But the courts, you may not be surprised to learn.
They have a different sort of explanation of events.
And they say that he actually went to prison.
for tricking MacDill Air Force Base in Florida
into giving him an apartment
and storing weapons on that base without authorization.
Oh, hell yeah, grifting the Army, let's go.
Yeah, it's tricking the Army.
So, I mean, it turns out that Ben is kind of a smooth talker
and he has a history of stretching the truth.
The whole story is kind of wild.
So here's how the incident at that Air Force base
was reported by the Tampa Tribune.
As a newly minted officer in the U.S. Army Reserves,
Scott Allen Bennett received rave reviews from his superiors at the 11th Psychological Operations Battalion
during his first evaluation as a second lieutenant.
Bennett, a personnel officer, was lauded, among other things,
for devising a system to ensure evaluations were done on time.
He was recommended for promotion.
Quote, his future with the Army is unlimited, wrote one superior officer.
Then came the lies, prosecutors say.
Even before his evaluation was done,
Bennett wrote an email to his civilian employer,
military contractor Booz Allen Hamilton, seeking a position at McDill Air Force Base.
In the email introduced this morning at Bennett's federal trial on charges that he lied his way
onto housing at McDill Air Force Base, Bennett told Booz Allen Hamilton officials that he was a, quote,
psychological operations officer with counterterrorism experience and a, quote, Islam analyst
who had worked with U.S. Special Operations Command and the State Department.
He wrote that he had a secondary military specialty as a personnel officer.
But that wasn't true. Lieutenant Colonel Joel Droba, an army reservist and commander of Bennett's
battalion testified. Bennett was not a psychological operations officer, had not undergone the
training, and served in a support role as a personnel officer. And Bennett never had any
orders from Special Operations Command during his tenure with the battalion. Army Lieutenant
Colonel Frank Harar ate to camp to Special Operations Command Chief Admiral Eric Olson
later testified that Socom had no record of contracts with Bennett.
In January of 2010, Booz Allen Hamilton approved a contract for Bennett to work as a counter-threat finance analyst at the Joint Intelligence Operations Center at U.S. Central Command.
Later that month, investigators say that after arriving at McDill on a flight with Admiral Eric Olson, Bennett told base housing officials that though he didn't have all the documentation he needed to move on to the base, he was an aide to the admiral and was on a secret mission and needed housing immediately.
Oh, what a good one.
I'm on a secret mission.
Housing officials allowed him to move in despite not having provided copies of his orders or a military pay stub.
Then, at about 2 a.m. on April 23rd, he showed up at the Dale Mabry Gate and was stopped for a routine security inspection.
An inspection of his car found two knives and an empty gun holster.
Bennett denied having more weapons when asked by a guard.
Bennett, according to the investigators, appeared confused during the encounter and Tampa Police were called in.
Police found a concealed weapon on Bennett
And upon inspection of the car
Found a loaded handgun
Three more knives
A box of throwing stuff come on
Throwing stars
He's a fucking child
Yeah
Oh my god
He's a ninja on a secret special mission
Oh my goodness
Probably fucked up
A box of throwing stars
A large machete a collapsible baton
A slingshot with BBs
And mace
What a fuck is he Dennis the menace
Oh my
Oh, my God.
Once inside Bennett's housing, investigators found seven loaded firearms, 9,389 rounds of ammunition, numerous knives.
An electric's, he's like, I got so many knives.
What is he doing with this?
My God, there's too many weapons.
This guy has like 20 knives.
You have 10,000 rounds.
An electric stun gun and a collapsible baton in addition to other weapons and unnamed prohibited material.
Yeah, I think we can guess what kind of prohibited material it was by how confused he was.
at this security check.
So an absolute clown and a liar.
And also, he was wearing like plaid pants, like a normal suit, but just like bright plaid pants.
Very fucking weird.
So what wound up happening is that you got a jury trial.
He was found guilty.
He was sentenced to three years in prison.
And he claimed at the time that he just simply made innocent mistakes.
He claimed, for example, that he was merely confused by the housing bureaucracy or something.
But the judge in the case didn't buy it.
And he said this.
I don't know as I sit here if you are one of those individuals who just don't have a regard for the truth.
Maybe you don't realize you're being dishonest and you believe your own stories.
You say these were little mistakes.
You knew what you were doing.
You did it on purpose.
So Bennett, like again, he was a personnel officer in the reserves.
He did like HR for the RB reserves.
He was never a SIOP officer at all.
He certainly wasn't a SIOP active duty officer.
But despite his lack of substantive credentials, Bennett has been repeatedly treated as a source for reports in Iranian and Russian state media.
For example, I found a 2015 report published in the Russian state outlet Sputnik, which is headline, Putin, the best thing happened to Russia in 100 years, U.S. officer.
That U.S. officer is Bennett, who is described in the article as a former U.S. Army psychological warfare officer.
Hell yes.
So that's great stuff, great stuff.
So, yeah, Bennett, like a lot of people there, he did some vicious transphobia.
And he also played a video of himself going on a trip to Iran and included a montage set to the song, Highway to the Danger Zone.
He tried to convince the crowd that the Iranian people actually like Trump, but I don't know between like the sanctions, the drone assassinations.
I would be surprised if there's like any truth of that.
Yeah, it was confusing because he's like, he's like they love Trump, but also Soleimani is like their best general.
and like a hero, but Trump killed him.
Killed, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also, like I said, already, like, increased, you know, sanctions.
I just, yeah, I don't think I really would be shocked if the Iranian people have a positive
attitude towards any American president.
And it's also fucking irrelevant because what he didn't bring up is that the reason the Shah
was installed in the first place is because a left-wing government fucking rose in Iran,
naturally through fucking democratic means.
And the British and the Americans absolutely stepped on that so fucking hard that it launched the country into cycles of violence and religious extremist rule.
Yeah.
Bennett also claimed that the 2020 U.S. election was stolen in part by the Labor Union Federation, AFL, CIO.
So that one was kind of a new one to me.
Yeah.
But it claims that an internal slide deck proves that this is the case.
This is one of the documents that I took back in brief Trump's team on.
This is a top secret document that came from inside whistleblowers.
I won't go in to say who, but it came from directly the AFL-CIO.
They were planning with the senior executive service, which were the bureaucrats in Washington, D.C.,
to overthrow President Trump to shut down Capitol Hill, Washington, D.C.
They had Zoom calls on it.
They were conspiring with Nancy Pelosi, another top-level Chuck Schumer, top-level.
Democrats. This is the smoking gun that will crucify them when this eventually goes
through its legal process. After the election, we will mobilize. We will defend our victory
to advance the labor movement's agenda. Well, they wrote this slide, this presentation,
and went out to 10 people, 10 people across the United States, all high-level AFL-CIO guys.
Again, this is just smuggled out by guys that I know. But they did.
did this in September of 2020, September of 2020. They knew they were going to overthrow and steal
and do all sorts of corruption. This has to be the single weirdest anti-union take.
Yeah. It's like, what? Yeah. It was, it was really weird. So I don't know the actual source of
this slide, but even if it is like a secret slide deck meant only for like high level AFL, CIO people,
that's not evidence of the conspiracy.
It's evidence that like the organization was planning their next steps, should Biden win,
which is like a normal thing for organized, I guess, you know, politically connected organizations to do.
Yeah, it's literally like one of those things where it's like, these are our goals.
These are our next steps.
Okay, everybody, meeting over.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that's, yeah, it's very, very weird.
But Bennett went on to explain that the AFL CIA was just one player in this conspiracy.
It also evidently involved the Chinese Communist Party and the Union Bank of Switzerland.
He also encouraged people to engage in pseudo-legal practices based on the premise that Joe Biden isn't actually president.
So that in a nutshell is a shell game.
It encompasses a lot.
There's the domestic policy side, which was President Trump, who is still our president,
was overthrown by a Chinese communist, a backed operation using union business.
from Switzerland with Joe Biden, the Democrat Party, the AFL-CIO, to engage in this coup d'et talk.
One of the most important sentences you can never say and learn, and we've got it in the
shell game book in very specific legal language that you can use, is be advised or hereby serve
legal notice, school board, supervisor, sheriffs. Any orders that come from Joe Biden are
illegitimate and unconstitutional because he is not the president of the United States?
great advice
Scott Bennett then had everyone stand up
and raise the right hand so he could deliver
the oath of commissioned officers again
Bennett according to the research I did
was actually on active duty for a total of one week
while he was taking a training course
but that made him feel qualified enough
to personally make the entire crowd
officers but not actually in the military
I don't quite get it.
He's really just larping his ass off at that point.
Oh, yeah, and people loved it.
They lined up to get his book signed afterwards.
They were fucking loving it.
Know the oath, and it's serious to us.
It's personal.
My father was a Marine Corps aviator.
He's a pilot in Vietnam.
My uncle was the pilot in the Air Force.
I was, of course, the Army guy.
But what we took was an oath as officers.
And I want those of you,
you do not have to be in the military
because you are citizens are already the military of the Constitution.
And for those of you who are so inclined, being an officer,
I can give the oath to those who wish to raise their hand
and join in the United States as warriors, as officers,
on their own prerogative to uphold and support and defend the Constitution of the United States.
After this, Travis and I took the oath.
When it was finished, I turned to Travis and shook his hand and told him,
congratulations, man.
Yeah.
We did it.
Yeah, you know, I felt very proud to finally be a commissioned officer until I found out that the person delivering it was stealing valor.
And it was really tainted.
Oh, I don't want to think anymore.
Okay.
That's true, I guess.
The most anticipated guest of the day was Juan O.7, like Julian mentioned, his real name is Wayne Willett.
And according to some people, including people in that room, he's the living JFK Jr., despite the fact that he is a portly bearded man.
I don't get it.
when 107 came on the stage he had his back to the audience and he stayed that way because he was evidently waiting for our host chris erics to get everyone to put their phones down presumably because a photo of his face would reveal the secret that he's the living jfk junior but this is really weird i've seen his face before i saw his face when he um when he attended the patriot double down uh event in las vegas um so i'm not sure i don't
know. I think there's, I think, in practical terms, they're just trying to maintain the mystique
of 107.
All right. Ready? Everybody got picked? All right. All right. Hold on. Come on. Phones down.
Come on. Phone's down. Come on. Phone's down. Come on. Phone's down. No video. If you see
somebody, grab me. This is a 107.
So 107's speech was brief and is partly personal.
He talked, for example, about getting married.
I learned that he married another longtime Q&M promoter named Jennifer Mack.
He also took questions from the crowd.
Two questions.
The first question was, quote,
there's a lot of discussion about the white hats using artificial intelligence to plan out and game plans and so forth.
And I'm just asking your opinion, which is better,
artificial intelligence or divine intelligence.
Which is, by the way, like a trick question that you're just supposed to be like,
divine intelligence, and you move on. But of course, hey, this is Juan. He's going to throw him a
curveball. Well, if you look at, for example, it's a fair question. If you look at the Q operation,
how much scripture do you see in that? So from a divine perspective, you have a line that
doesn't change. It's immutable. It is always exactly the same forever. The word of God is
unchanging. Not what daughter, Tittle, will perish or pass away before all these things come to
pass. Within the cooperation, using AI, which handles all the timing and to make sure that
everything overlaps precisely as consistent all the way from beginning to end.
kind of reandering, you just talked about, well, both are good because the Q operation
use Bible quotes, but also artificial intelligence, so they work together, but Bible is
the backbone? I don't know. He's, he's a real kind of rollicking speaker. I think he's
engaging to people because he's not, he's not falling into evangelical diatribe. He is an old
school, like, card shark style bullshitter, like a guy who'll fucking talk your ears off and you'll
have a great fucking night at a bar. And like, the next day you find out,
like you paid for all the drinks, and he wasn't who he said he was.
Juan's time on stage was very short here.
He was cut off by Baby Trump, who wanted to keep everything under the proper time constraints.
Baby Trump felt bad for cutting Juan O'Savanaugh, but promised another hour of his yamoring later in the evening.
He explained that he chose to do so due to another act.
Well, we're changing things up a little bit, all right?
I have a hard stop at 5 30.
Heart stop. I could frank Sinatra person and waiting on death.
Okay, and then we'll do whatever.
I've got a Frank Sinatra impersonator.
I've been working night and day to book this guy.
He's one of the best.
He's one of the best.
He's getting impatient.
I don't care what the fuck we talk about afterwards.
But I got to make sure my Frank Sinatra guy feels, you know, welcomed and we respect his time.
You know, he provided the charcutory.
So he didn't.
Well, the Frank Sinatra guy was really fascinating because,
people were spotting him early but he doesn't obviously doesn't look anything like Frank Sinatra
he just looks like a really well-dressed British man like he could be James Bond like straight up
really handsome tall you'll see later that he doesn't like to be referred to as a Frank Sinatra impersonator
baby Trump then invited everyone involved in the event to take the stage including volunteers and
vendors this blocked the monitor out completely which was a shame because the next track was
a sing-along with a lyric video too bad Wade Williams had to perform with all of those people
behind him and despite the change of plans he was going to do it
with a smile. Thank you. So boys and girls, I think we're all over the same accord. So
go ahead and start that last song. Make sure it's nice and loud. Make sure we have the volume. Nice and
loud. I'm going to sing it. There words are across the screen, but you can't see that. That's okay.
I'm pretty sure you'll figure this out as we go. So just let me know when that last song comes up.
Keep on moving on, cue and on and on and on
And when you know where you belong
When you know where you belong
Cuing down and on and on
There will come a day
When things will go our way
When the righteous will seize the day
When evil will dissipate
go and play safe from pedophilia make the world a better place join q and on today
cue and on and on cue and on and on when you know where you belong q and on and on
and on those of you are laughing when you see us all we can do is hope is
hope and pain.
But you will rule the day, let the stone wash you away,
Q and on and on and all.
Q and on and on and on,
it's always darkest before the dark.
Q and on and on and on and on.
Q and on and on, Q and on and on,
and on and on and on
when you know where you belong
you end on and on
and on
Greg Bergman, everybody.
Pryce, God bless you, man.
Thank you so much.
God bless you.
Wade-Hilliams, Q and on the musical.
We'll come to your town very, very soon.
God bless.
Nice high note at the end.
Yeah, no, he can hit his notes.
I liked him overall.
Yeah.
Overall.
I wasn't as much of a fan as
of this song, I thought the first, the first chorus was catchier, but he is good with his
choruses. I like to switch from major to minor, you know, the cue and on and on and on, cueing on and on
and on and on. There's really, I mean, there's something catchy there. I mean, this guy's not a
complete moron, minus the lyrical content, but no, yeah, that was okay. It was all right.
Yeah, and it's also really interesting how subtle it was, and how it's kind of unclear what
he believes in or what he wants you to follow
you know
I mean I
I just thought it was very
strange that he decides well of course he
had to make it fit the song but he pronounced
it pedophilia
yes that
weird way to call attention to that word
he was going by the uh the
the British spelling but even then it's
paedophile it's still it's not that
it's like it's a comedy yeah that's why
it's funny it's about Michelle Obama's balls
we're going to misrime yeah we're going to miss rhyme
on purpose. It's funny. They swear in it, as you heard, they'll be like, oh, damn it, I swore again.
You know, stop swearing. You know, like, it's a kind of Christian moms in the audience who brought
their, like, teenage boys. Yeah. They just want to learn about a drinacombe without the
swearing. That's like, going to the Q&ON musical as like the, you know, the son or daughter of, like,
you know, evangelical parents is like probably going to get to see a rated R movie in the theater
for the first time. Oh, yeah. For sure. What Christian movies making jokes about Michelle Obama's
Dix. And those are memes that they recognize. They go, hey, this is hip. This is cool.
I mean, it was crazy. There was a point where a guy was just screaming, demonics, transgenders,
like just listing like enemies. And it was just dark. Like, there's so much transphobia. And obviously,
I'm not going to sit here and fucking debunk that, I mean, so stupid, it's not worth debunking.
But it is worth mentioning just how insanely toxic and prevalent transphobia was in all these people's
speeches where I would think maybe five years ago, that just wasn't the case. It wasn't the
obsession of these people. And these fucking poison merchants on all these different platforms
are creating a hatred for a type of person, which they don't even want to exist. And
yeah, pretty straightforwardly nasty stuff. Even though he was supposed to be tight on time,
it seemed baby Trump had allotted a little bit of time for himself before they threw to
Frank Sinatra. He started getting very emotional.
and it was kind of hard to tell what exactly he was trying to communicate.
It felt a bit like a teenage girl making a speech at her Sweet Sixteen party
who, like, has frenemies in the audience.
I always watch, and I always at the end, it's going to be my thing,
and nobody will ever take it away from me.
But I'm one of you guys, and I always watch what you see at my event.
At the end, the ending is the most important thing to me.
Because I get to you, hey.
I get to you.
I get to watch you guys, and I get to see what you do.
I'm a fan.
I'm the biggest fan there is.
We had a very special day.
It's only going to get better.
But I believe in gifts, and I believe in blessings.
And Brit is like my conscience, and she said something to me.
And I'm like, yeah, done.
So, Prime. Where are you, Prime?
Prime. Come here. Come here.
What did he do?
Well, this was his big theatrical moment,
where he finally buried his resentment for Prime Minister.
And it all centered around a yellow bomber jacket
worn by a good portion of the audience present.
They were all getting it signed by Juan O'Savana.
And it represented Trump as a bullfighter
waving an American flag as a red-eyed bull whisked past him.
They called it the El Magador.
jacket, and baby Trump had decided to gift his to prime minister.
All right, so, so how many of you guys have this jacket?
Means a lot, does it?
It means a lot, doesn't it?
I still don't want my jacket.
Oh my God.
Here's why, because not everybody got their jacket.
So I had to wait to you all got your jackets, so they're not going to wear my jacket.
So they're not going to wear my.
That's how much your job means to me.
There's somebody here.
They just said, man, I want that jacket.
We should do one with sequence next time.
So this is a pretty ugly moment where
Wayne Willett, aka Juan O'Savon, makes another dig at, you know,
the, I don't know, general fruitiness.
let's say, of baby Trump.
And he said,
next time I'll have to make one with sequins.
In the middle of, you know, I mean, yes,
it might feel a little bit like a theater crying a little bit.
Yeah.
It's a bit, he's pushing it a bit.
But still, it's like, hey, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Don't get a joke in when he's trying to do his emo moment.
Yeah.
So here he is, giving the jacket finally.
And, yeah, I've included.
photo for you Jake. Obviously, the listener
can't see it, but that is the El Magador
jacket, and that is also the face of
JFK Jr. that I did capture.
It couldn't stop me. Yeah, I struggled to
see the resemblance. He looks like
Santa Claus. God, the jacket
is so morphed and like... Yeah, horrible.
Yeah, like, Trump's legs
are very, very long, and his torso is
very short. It is a bizarre jacket. Head, very
big?
Yeah.
Screaming.
And it's just so bright yellow.
And everybody was wearing this bomber jacket, like middle-aged ladies and shit.
It was very funny.
107 actually discussed the jacket and what he thought it meant during his rambling second speech to the crowd.
Because I do think, and I don't think I'm overstating it, when this whole thing comes to a head at the end, I think this imagery or something like that will be the way we remember it.
Trump as the mail door, taking on the deep state, and all of you that held the line,
that's why I like to date the jackets, because your early adopters for what's about to happen,
not just in America, but across the world.
Okay?
Seriously.
There's something that's about to happen.
And even, you know, what's your first of rescue?
I wonder
I want to know
my Gitmo's
going to be open
for business
full time
it's coming
the person
filming it
you can just
hear their
breathing
like just
their heavy breathing
and they're
filming the boots
just the
pointy boots
as if they were
sticking out
from under
a house
that had fallen
on the
wearer
of the boots
I love that
he's like
you're the early
adopters
of this
jacket. This jacket is going to be seen on every back of every American. Telling people who've
been following Q and on since like late 2017 that their early adopters about the storm coming
is incredibly funny. Yeah. Well, they're just going to reset. They're just going to reset. The
storm starts now. Yeah, I love that too. Like even if the people who got into it in, you know,
in 2018 or even during the pandemic, you know, in 2020, if people got into it then, it's like,
well, you know, you've been waiting three years.
Well, tell you what, you are just the beginning.
And I'm going to sign your jacket with today's date so that you can prove to people in the future.
You are on the ground floor of this project.
I mean, my God, he's just, he's setting these people up to wait literally the rest of their lives for the storm to come.
Well, yeah, he's got cigars.
to smoke. He's got cars to drive. He's got hotel rooms to be in. He's a fucking celebrity.
Again, I mean, this is a melted man that came from probably just another series of awful things
that he did to other people that now no longer associate with him. I mean, he's definitely
one of these guys. Every seven years, let's just say he reinvents himself to a new town under a
new name. I looked up the jacket and it was being sold through the website of Jennifer Mack,
a chef, nutritionist, and YouTuber who got extremely pilled somewhere around 2018, so very early.
Before her descent down the rabbit hole, she published two books on healthy eating and sold
t-shirts that said things like, real men eat kale. She abruptly started publishing Q&on-related
videos in September 2018 and never went back. Curiously, her entry point seems to have
been the idea that JFK Jr. was still alive, and at the time, she seemed to believe he was
Vincent Fuska. But she very quickly became involved with the other guy some Q followers
believe is JFK Jr., Juan O'Savon, who she would go on to do video.
video editing work for. The two married in 2022, and she's often in the passenger seat during
Juan O'Savon's infamous car streams. Friend of the show and researcher 2022 underscore karma on
Twitter informed me that Prime Minister was the person who introduced Juan O'Savin to the
negative 48 cult and Michael Protsman. In fact, Prime, Juan, and Protsman first did a live stream
together about two weeks before the cult went to Dallas and really started to gain steam
as a semi-permanent physical gathering in late October of 2021.
And thus, after a teary moment, baby Trump finally introduced Frank Sinatra.
The chakutory spread, which was massive, was beautifully set up on a table under a tree wrapped in blue LEDs.
I'm going to bring up this next gentleman.
If you've heard my podcast and hear me going on others, what I've done is I've talked about this guy.
Being from New Jersey and New York, you know I love this guy.
from Hoboken, Holboken, New Jersey, right?
The land of what?
Frank E.
Right? Frank Sinatra.
All right, so I'm going to bring him up.
He's going to serenadee you, Frank Sinatra,
and then you guys can go help sell his choucruiter report.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if you want to upgrade, come see me in the lobby.
Okay?
Well, good evening, everyone.
You're not going to believe it, but I'm not actually an American.
I'm an Australian, but I'm in the best country in the world,
and the best state, almost the best state, I'd say Florida is pretty close.
The best state and the best country, you know.
It's good to be here, so thank you.
Thank you.
And I'm a constitutionalist.
Just let you know, I'm a rare breed amongst musicians,
constitutionalist, but, you know, it is what it is.
It's not for the minute.
As Sinatra played songs, people congregated around the liquor and charcutory.
Travis and I got some stiff drinks and headed to the outdoor patio area,
where we marveled over what we had just experienced.
It was one of the most bizarre things either of us had ever attended,
and we've probably been to more of these things than people who actually support the Q&On belief system.
I was just glad Travis felt like it had been worth it.
I'd convinced him to come out to Texas on short notice, and it could well have been a bust.
Instead, what I experienced felt like one of the strongest cases for QAnon having become a full-blown cultural phenomenon.
A musical, hip-hop, poetry, folk songs, scene-in-fighting, divas running events,
W.W.E. style character arcs and merch drops.
What's more, people were growing less ashamed of the Q&N brand as time progressed.
It felt like January 6 was receding into memory as a shameful thing.
those feelings were placed by a coherent movement to lionize the entire event
and make participants who faced repercussions into a constellation of martyrs.
Yeah, what's interesting is that, like a lot of modern Q&N promoters,
they, whenever you call it Q&N, they'll resort to that old Q-Drop that says,
there's no Q&N, there's Q and the Aran, so Q&N isn't a real thing.
But in this event, no one objected to the fact that someone's playing a song called
QAnon-N-N-on.
And they were fined with that, I guess they serve, at least this crowd, at least.
This particular segment of the Qaeda community just gave up the pretense of saying that there is no QAnon.
Maybe Travis had been right.
Maybe it got into the water.
Maybe we would be hearing about it for at least a generation, if not more.
It certainly seemed that way when an eight-year-old told me about adrenachrome and Michelle Obama's penis.
I tucked my maga hat back into my pants.
My mind was spinning as we drove back to the hotel.
I hadn't even tasted the charcutory board.
tomorrow we'd be going to Dallas
to visit the site of JFK's murder
before taking our flights home
so yeah we missed you there buddy
I mean we had a great time at Dealey Plaza
the next day what was that like
got you a cool mug
well yeah the mug is awesome I thought I was like
okay I want to do this but I felt like this is
maybe just symbolic because it probably won't be
that interesting however it was
maybe not in the way that the museum
wanted it to be
but visiting the 6th floor
museum very well regimented full of
people children kind of stumbling around muttering about good shot good shot and like looking at
the gun and looking at you know Harvey Oswald and yeah and people were gathered at this six
floor which is supposedly the floor from which you know Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK Jr. after they had
just turned a corner with this motorcade. It's really great actually because you go there and it just
you just feel the paranoia take over you. You know it's just like you feel it just in the
feels warm and it feels natural and it really inspires, you know, good old classic kind of
like pre-internet kind of conspiracy theorizing and speculation and, you know, trying to resolve
unanswered questions. Yeah, it was neat. Yeah, because when we leave the museum, what happens
but a series of stands set up by people who want to, you know, show you magazines, show you
pictures, show you different things that you don't get to see in the museum, including
certain frames of the Zepruder film, where Kennedy's head appears to go in the wrong
direction.
And then also, you get to walk to the grassy knoll, which just says, this is the famous
grassy knoll, and you get to stand there and see just how fucking close the grassy know is to the
spot where he was shot.
I mean, it is insanely close.
Everything was smaller than I expected.
Everything was smaller and just more ordinary than I expected.
but yeah there are like holdouts these guys
who've probably been here for decades
and they're trying to tell you the other story
that the museum doesn't tell you
and they kind of pitch up between the museum
and the grassy know it which was really fascinating
being there with Travis was it was lovely
yeah you know felt like another step
in our weird friendship it was it was cool
I was like yeah there were guys in addition to like
you know frames of the Zupreter film
they show you like gory photos of like
of candidates you know
blown apart head and stuff from the autopsy and whatever.
And it, I mean, it kind of like reminded me because, you know, this was, obviously, you know,
American conspiracism as old as the United States, but, you know, this is really kind of like
a big bang event for, I guess, post-war conspiracyism.
And, you know, when America was still trying to grapple with the rise of these weird intelligence
agencies that were, you know, gaining incredible amounts of power and influence as the Cold War.
started. It felt like, I don't know, it felt like this was really when it really kicked off,
like I said, in the second half of the 20th century. But conspiracy theorizing were at the time
involved, it felt like a lot more like, I don't know, forensics and documentation and trying to
devise meaningful connections between suspects and other people that may have influence.
And then somehow it got melted into secretly Trump as president, which is like, that's not, that's not even something I can argue with or it's not, it's not theorizing.
It's not, you know, assembling a body of evidence in order to make a case.
It's just sort of like asserting the reality you wish it was.
So, I mean, it's obviously, it's kind of dumb and it's usually ill-advised to being nostalgic for a time from before when you were, you were born.
But I don't know, it feels like conspiracy theorizing used to be a little bit more respectable intellectual enterprise that was, you know, pursued by, you know, members of Congress and pursued pursued by federal prosecutors and people trying to simply trying to make sense of the information and trying to document what happened in the history as it unfolds.
Intentional or not, the development of conspiracy theorizing over the last 60 years from the point that you're describing is extremely convenient.
The end result is that, yeah, you're throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
Anybody who's, like, paranoid about these insanely flimsy official narratives around some of these events in history, it just feels very convenient and it feels like, yeah, I mean, if you kind of look at the American psyche, you get lied to enough, you're like, yeah, fuck.
it. Maybe JFK Jr.'s alive. I don't fucking know. They never explained that last 12 things.
I'm confused. I'm going to do cheaper, shittier drugs. Let's go. So you're going to come with us
next time we go to Dallas? Yeah, I'd love to. Sounds great. Thank you for listening to another
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It's not a conspiracy.
It's a fact.
And now, today's auto cue.
I'm not a Frank Sinatra impersonator because I just happen to.
master that accent you see.
But who'll give it a shot.
Give it a shot.
And now he handles here.
And so I fleece the final curtain.
My friends, I'll say it clear,
I've stayed my caves,
I'm rich uncertain
I've been
a life that's full
I've traveled each
and every highway
but more
much more than this
I did it
I'm pain
Regress, I've had a few, but then again to futile mention, I deal what I had to do,
and saw it through without exception, I plan each charred cold cold.
He kept full step along the highway
But more, much more than this, I did in my way.