QAA Podcast - Episode 249: October 4th 5G Zombie Apocalypse

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

On October 4th FEMA, in conjunction with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA). For those of us in the normie world, this is a dull bureaucratic event. But conspiracists, it’s something much more — a potentially catastrophic event. One that will spread illness and disease that may even transform people into zombies. In this episode, we dive into the conspirituality gurus who started this bonkers rumor, how it borrowed from earlier conspiracy theories, and how it took a life on its own among online conspiracists. REFERENCES FEMA and FCC Plan Nationwide Emergency Alert Test for Oct. 4, 2023 https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20230803/fema-and-fcc-plan-nationwide-emergency-alert-test-oct-4-2023 What are the ingredients of Pfizer’s covid-19 vaccine? https://www.technologyreview.com/2020/12/09/1013538/what-are-the-ingredients-of-pfizers-covid-19-vaccine/ Jim Bakker Is Now Using His End Times Broadcast to Warn About Zombies https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/jim-bakker-is-now-using-his-end-times-broadcast-to-warn-about-zombies/ Chromosome 1p36 deletion syndrome https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/medgen/334629 Zombie Apocalypse: Can the Undead Teach the Living How to Survive an Emergency? https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4612174/ Pfizer vaccine does not contain graphene oxide https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-430816913228 If It Sounds Like a Quack...: A Journey to the Fringes of American Medicine by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling

What's up QAA listeners? The fun games have begun. I found a way to connect to the internet. I'm sorry, boy. Welcome listener to the 249th chapter of the QAA podcast, the October 4th 5G zombie apocalypse episode. As always, we are your host, Jake Rockatansky, Julianfield, Liv Aker, and Travis View.

Now, before we get to the main topic of the episode, I'll wish you all a happy Red October. This is going to be, believe it or not, the 5th Red October back in 2018. Q promised that October of that year would be a Red October. Didn't specify what exactly that meant in Q's typical cryptic style, but people are very excited for it. And ever since then, including this year, Q&O followers have been very excited about October, because thinking about that's the month when big things are going to happen. That's the month where they replace the pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks with adrenachrome. Red October.

Yum, yum, yum, yum. Sip it up. I like that, though, the idea of, like, a month in which, like, all the elite's blood is just, like, painting the walls because we got them so good. And then it just never comes. It's like, she hasn't, she is hanging out. She's going to hang out. She's going to be a Kissinger style figure. haunting us into our later years.

And it's funny, because that's like a movie reference, right? Hunt for Red October. Yeah, totally. What if it's a different red, and it's actually just, you know, communism is going to happen? Well, that was the original. Have we thought about this? Red October.

Well, yeah, but what if that's this context? What if Q is promising a classless, stateless society? I mean, well, I mean, we've already won with Biden as president. Everybody knows Biden, most communist president, maybe in our lifetime, maybe in the history of the humankind, you know. Yeah, well, October's the month where his face like melts off and he starts speaking Chinese. And he's like, October Revolution is here!

You're giving the Q movie people ideas, Julian. Yeah, please. I would love to see like cool special effects. They should spend budgets on like different versions of faces melting, heads exploding. Like they should recreate the like 80, advances in VFX in their movies instead of interviewing very, very

boring people with high-cost cameras. Please, funnel your money into doing cool gore stuff. And give us the worst Joe Biden impersonation of all the time. CNN has partnered with TikTok to put in live facial filters over the president whenever he talks. Now if you put your legs in TikTok, they become hairy.

Hang on a hairy leg. So the architecture of conspiracist thought is that nothing happens by accident, nothing is as it seems, and everything is connected. And as consequence, conspiracists live in a world where dull events are very heavy with significance. Now, we saw this constantly with Q&O followers. They would, for example, think that misspellings in Trump tweets were not merely, you know, just that finger Trump. But there were secret messages designed to communicate something very, very important. So today we're going to zoom in on an ongoing live example of how conspiracies can take something fairly mundane and then turn it into something massively profound in their world. And that is the upcoming test of the emergency alert systems, which are scheduled on October 4th.

Now, to most people, it'll be something that has barely noticed, if at all, at worst, there'll be a momentary annoyance as their phone goes off. But to conspiracies, it's a potentially catastrophic event. One that will spread illness and disease and that may even transform people into zombies. Ooh, the Amber Alert comes alive. Finally, all these years of playing Day Z on various platforms, I'm ready. My moment has arrived. Similarly, in this real life, you can't even search, like, cabinets. There's no...

They haven't integrated it yet. Yeah, just in real life, I'm going to spend, like, four hours... I'm going to meet up with my friends. I'm a zombie. That's why I was coughing. But I'm turning. These people, they also think that this event is not something just like, I guess, think about momentarily.

It's something that's going to require a lot of forethought, preparation, and in some cases, rolls and rolls of literal aluminum foil to protect the worst from happening. Oh, man. I thought they were going to, like, use it as toilet paper. They're like, you've got to wipe your ass with foil. It's the most safe way to do it. Yeah. Protect your asshole from 5G. Every day I do. Believe it or not, Travis.

Here's what's real. So on October 4th, FEMA in conjunction with the Federal Communications Commission, the FCC, they will conduct a nationwide test of the emergency alert system, also known as the EAS, and the wireless emergency alerts, or the W-E-A. Now, we're all pretty familiar. I think at least that some of us with. the EAS test. That's when you're watching your shows on television, and then the screen goes black, and it makes some annoying noises, and then the voice says, this has been a test

of the emergency alert system. And then it goes back to whatever you are watching. It was always weird, whenever it happened. I don't know, if you guys remember this? Oh, yeah. No, for me, this is just like a pop culture reference. Yeah, same. Okay, so for, I guess, for Americans of a certain age, then that is something that, that, that you remember. Yeah, now my programs are just interrupted to bring me like a new medication. Yeah, I get those too. It's like, wait a minute. Why are you targeting me with heart medication?

I'm like, that all, Jesus. Problems pissing? Dick don't work. Feel bad all the time. So what's more new is this wireless emergency alert test. And this will be directed at all consumer cell phones. So this is actually will be the third. nationwide test of the W.E.A. But it'll be the second test that'll be directed to all

cellular phones. It was previously tested on August 11th, 2021. And like this upcoming test, it just consisted of a message that is sent to cell phones stating, this is a test of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed. And it makes some annoying noises. That's basically it. And the FCC issued a report about that test. And from that, I alert that the message was delivered to about 90% of all cell phones. So I guess it was successful. Wait, I didn't get it. Well, maybe your phone was off at that particular moment. For those of us in Normie world, this upcoming test is a bureaucratic formality. And frankly, it's an optional one. You know, if for some reason you don't want to receive an alert, you can actually

decide not to. If you have an iPhone, you can go to settings and notifications. You scroll to the bottom, and you'll see there's a section called government alerts, and there you'll also see a toggle that says test alerts. If you don't want to be bothered on October 4th, you just switch that off. Real easy. It's like those guys in the South Pacific. Like, don't tell me the war is over.

That's what they did. They toggled that on their phone. I mean, it's like, it's fine. They give you an out if you really, if really want to participate. I don't give a shit. I don't think you're obligated to participate in this, you know, this nationwide test if you don't want to. But, for

those in the conspiracist world, it's something much, much more. It's actually an attack that will activate stuff that was secretly placed in people's bodies when they got the COVID vaccine. Or it's going to send some sort of signal to our brains and our ears that's going to harm us in some way. I love the idea that like they told us in advance for some reason. It's like the start of the zombie movie, you see like the thing in the TV of like emergency, emergency alert system coming up soon and you're like, oh, it's foreshadowing the event that's going to happen. Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. It seems like if they wanted to activate the secret zombie signal or whatever, they would just do it, you know, suddenly so we couldn't prepare.

And this was announced all the way back in August, so I'm not sure why they would do that if there was something nefarious about it. You might also ask, wait a minute, this test was already done two years ago. Why is that one? Why was that one not an attack, but this one is? Well, those are very blue-pilled questions. You see, when you have the scales fall from your eyes by watching a... string of paranoid TikToks, you'll understand why questions like those could only be asked by compliance naive sheep.

One of the most passed around videos about October 4th comes from Jason Shirka. He's a spiritual guru and conspiracy theorists who actually he appeared at the Conscious Life Expo that we attended earlier this year. And Julian, I understand you've been following him for since his origins, his humble origins on Instagram. Yeah, I genuinely thought that he would make it nowhere. Like he was kind of inventing himself with very few followers on Instagram. I remember dressed in all white.

And I was like, whoa, he's trying to like, I don't know, it felt like a prefab kind of attempt at building a cult. And I was like, oh, this guy will probably go nowhere because he's very like unremarkable as a dude too. But here we are. They love him. I don't know. The conspiruality grift has a very, I don't know, franchise MLM element to it. If you like, you hit the right notes, you know, and you show up every day. you work at it, you're going to build an audience. It just works. So Shirka opens the video that set off

a lot of this panic by not taking credit for what he's about to say. I was asked to share the following message with the world. Remember, I'm only the messenger. What you choose to do with this information is up to you and your own free will. Very confusing. So he was asked to share this information from who? Why would anyone trust this unnamed anonymous source? Why do you, Jason And Shurka trust this anonymous source. His question's not answer. Just someone asks him to share this information, and he's doing it. You know, this is, I mean, this is really a lot of just kind of like, it's the laziest kind of

kind of theosophical ascended masters kind of stuff. You know, it's like, oh, it's not me. I'm just receiving wisdom from on high from someone who gives a shit. Yeah, if Blavatsky had a TikTok, it would be much more interesting than this. Yes. Absolutely. Dude, should just be chain smoking on it. Shurka goes on to explain why he believes that the events of October 4th are much more than what they appear to be.

On October 4th at 222 p.m. Eastern Time, the emergency broadcast system will be activated across the entire United States under the leadership of FEMA disguised as a test. However, this test will be used to send a specific high-frequency signal through devices like smartphones, radios, and TVs with the intention of active. activating graphene oxide and other nanoparticles that have been inserted into billions of human beings around the world through the obvious mediums. Everyone will be affected regardless of your status. So it's okay that we're vaccinated, I guess. That's fine. Great. Well, yeah. Let's let's break down what the hell you say. So graphene oxide. So graphene oxide is a substance making by taking graphite and treating with these chemicals in a special process that attaches oxygen atoms to it. And this changes the properties of the substance some interesting ways.

So unlike just graphene, graphene oxide is not good at conducting electricity. And also unlike graphene, graphene oxide can mix well with water thanks to the oxygen atom. So this makes it sort of easier to work with in many situations. So it can be used in some interesting applications, like it can make stronger composite materials. It can be used to create sensors or it can be used to help clean and filter water. It's a fairly new technology and the potential is still. being explored. But what exactly is Jason Shurka talking about when he references graphene oxide that has been inserted into billions of humans through the obvious mediums. Well,

he's basically saying that we got graphene oxide through the COVID shots. This is not true, but this is what he's saying. He's saying that we got this mysterious new technology in all of our bodies. And then when he says it'll affect us regardless of our status, it says that basically is going to affect us whether or not we've actually got vaccinated. He's saying this specifically to instill some fear into as probably unvaccinated audience. Yeah, this is really trying to have it both ways. It's like, well, the vaccine is how it gets carried. But like, don't not be scared if you're not vaccinated.

It's going to happen to you, too. It's like, wait, what? He's like, I'm using scare tactics. But I realized that 90% of my audience did not get the vaccine. He was like, how the hell is this going to work? Yeah, your loved ones and you. The people you've been arguing with and you. So here, Jason Shirk is actually calling back to a conspiracy theory that started circulating

in 2021, which claimed that the Pfizer vaccine secretly contained graphene oxide. So not true, no evidence of this. The full ingredient list of the Pfizer vaccine is easy to look up if you're so inclined. And if there were graphene oxide in vaccines, then that could be independently verified at medical and chemistry labs all over the world. Out of curiosity, I looked up how one would go about detecting graphene oxide in the the substance, and the presence of graphene oxide could be detected using a technique called Raman spectroscopy.

And this involves illuminating a substance with a laser in analyzing light which is scattered off of the surface of the substance. Now, it's a little above me. I'm not a chemistry guy, but apparently it can be done at labs all over the world. So it could be detected if it was there. It's just not there. It's just not true. So where do people even get the idea that vaccines contain graphene oxide in the first

place. So a couple years ago, a professor at Spain's University of Almeria wrote a report claiming that there was graphene oxide in the Pfizer vaccine, and there's really no reason to believe this report is actually true. The report was not peer-reviewed. The university issued a statement stating that it was not involved in the research and disavows the conclusions of the professor's unofficial report, which they said analyze, quote, a sample of unknown origin. Graffine, you shouldn't have taken the clot shot. Graffine, you shouldn't have taken the clot shot. Graphene, now you're going to be a zombie.

Sorry. I'm just imagining, like, somebody in the lab, like, carelessly, like, leaving a pencil, like, near the, you know, near the sample or, like, tapping a pencil, you know, tapping a pencil, like, on the tip of the thing somehow. Like, this study sounds like one man's fuck up. Dude, I love it. It's just some Spanish guy going totally rogue. They're like, oh, God, what is happening with him?

That's basically it. It's like one guy issued, you know, a paper, not peer reviewed, not endorsed by any university, not affirmed by anyone else. But despite all that, the claim was picked up by conspiracists, especially Stu Peters. And now it's just kind of like conventional wisdom among that crowd that graphene oxide is in vaccines. So, Jason Shirka in this video went on the claim that there was some secret efforts to stop the October 4th test from happening. The plan is to also do this in Israel at the same exact time. There are certain organizations that are doing their best to stop this in both Israel and the United States. Hopefully, they will be able to stop this. And stopping this in Israel looks promising, but stopping this in the United States is still up in the air.

What? I've tried to figure out what the hell he's talking about. It's like, oh, this is going to happen in Israel, too. And this is apparently, as far as I can tell, totally pulled out of his ass. There's no test scheduled in Israel or anything like that. But it seems like what he's doing is that he's, I mean, he's doing a white hats and black hats kind of battling behind the scenes thing. He's saying like, oh, the test is going to happen in Israel.

But maybe like the white hats will like, you know, make it not happen. And of course, when it doesn't happen in Israel on the fourth, because it was never scheduled or planned or there's no indication that's going to happen at all, people go, aha, the white hat succeeded and stopping in Israel, but not in. the United States for some reason. That's my sort of like idea what the fuck he's going on about here. Yeah, it feels like obviously

there's anti-Semitism here, singling out of it, but I'm kind of confused as to what like the logic is. Like the white hats in Israel hold more sway so they're able to shut it off, but like... Let's just say a young man was born in Bethlehem and he's going to fix them Jews. Shurka followed up that video with another video and in the follow-up video, he was responding to people

who like felt like panicked by the idea that their cell phones were going to start activating nanoparticles in their bodies or the bodies of other people. None of these messages and none of these warnings are intended to ever induce fear. They're just meant to lend a helping hand to humanity and say, hey guys, this is what somebody is trying to do or some individuals or a group of individuals are trying to do. And we recommend that you stay out of the way for your own best interests. That's all that's happening over here. It's almost like if somebody had a gun pointed at you from very far and somebody came to you and said, hey, you're in the line of that bullet. You may want to take a step to the left so you don't get shot. Imagine you just started freaking out instead of

just moving to the left. There's no need to fear. There's no need to fear. I'm simply making you dance by shooting at your feet. I know. This is, I mean, this is also a classic kind of like abusive tactic where you say something that obviously people are going to be worried about, oh, there's going to be a nationwide test all over the country that's going to, like, you know, activate things to be secretly placed in your body, but you shouldn't worry. You should calm down. It's like, you know, this is what he's doing is that he's making, he's making himself both the source of panic and the relief of panic, you know, so he can like, you know, soothe people. Just the idea of being like, hey, there's a guy about 200 feet away. He shot a bullet. It's

head and towards you, I think you're going to want to move. Yeah, I think you're going to want to get out of the way. This boring-ass guy doing like the Matrix bullet time thing to like avoid number four pencils. He's like, you don't have to do all that. You just got to step out of the way. Hey, yeah, you're just going to want to step to the right. Whoa, whoa, the bullet just went by you. You didn't hear it? Oh yeah, I saw it. I saved your life, buddy. So, this claim that the October 4th test was hiding something nefarious, it kind of went out of Jason Shurka's hands and took on a life of its own. You know, conspiracies, they're very good at playing the yes-and game. So many of them took Shurka's warning, and then they added their

own spins. They took this warning, and they built upon earlier conspiracy theories that claim that public health measures to fight against COVID would somehow trigger the zombie Apocalypse. In 2021, on the television show hosted by televangelist Jim Baker, the right-wing conspiracy theorist Steve Quayle spun his own zombie conspiracy theory. He suggested that nasal tests from COVID-19 were part of a nefarious plan to obtain DNA samples to be used in the creation of targeted biological weapons that will unleash a disease to turn everyone into these flesh-eating zombies. So when talking about the zombies, Steve Quayl expressed the classic adrenachrome myth. Zombies that are on the earth are a disease like any other disease

that affects people and they become like zombies. Is that right? Forgive me, but that's only part of the story. Zombies, zombies also have the evil spiritual entity known as demon possession, okay? Because there is no rationale with a zombie. The best way to explain zombies bloodlust is this the appetite of demons expressed through humans it should be astonishing to people that the richest people in the world not all of them but some of them are into occult ceremonies where they have to drink you know blood that's that's extracted from a tortured child now that's sick but that's the appetite of demons expressed through humans so hilly clinton is a zombie yeah yeah a hundred dollars for three DVDs oh my god what was that number

this is the worst lore I've ever heard can you imagine making it all the way to the end of like a zombie movie and the twist is like they're actually all possessed by demons this guy by the way is also the source of the giant of kandahar legend on coast to coast a m in 2008 he claimed that the american army fought a giant in afghanistan so we'll be hearing more about quail next week more recently because berets just have claim that the COVID vaccine contains nanoparticles, which can be activated by 5G towers when they emit a particular signal. Obviously, nonsense. But they also claim that when these nanoparticles are activated, you know, they can, like, release these serious diseases. So this was expressed by the conspiracist Todd Calendar last year. So this is part of another viral video, which was circulating very recently, which is why there's dramatic music underneath what Todd Calendar is saying. His name is Todd Calendar. Yep, Todd Calendar.

I'm sorry. No, no. It's a Tommy Numbers ass name. I'm sorry, what the fuck? Tommy Numbers and Todd Calendar. Careful, these guys are going to schedule your ass. They're going to send you a Calendly invite for 15 minutes. You get 15 minutes with these real big bullies.

Jake's unanswered emails that make up most of his mind. Inside of these shots that people already received inside the lip banana particles, the hydrogel, there exists pathogens inside of the particles that have not yet opened. Those pathogens are chimeric. They include E. coli marburg, Ebola, staphlococcus, and brewer's yeast, amongst others. Brewer's yeast. Brewers yeast, yeah, that's right. Once the 5G towers are activated, you're going to get instantly drunk, apparently. We're making beer out of our fellas.

But you got to drink at room temperature. You're not doing it right. Oh, I would always sip from my fellas at room temperature. So, again, obviously not true. He's just like pulling the stuff out of his ass. But it gets worse than that, according to Todd Callender. I'm sorry. I can't keep hearing Todd Callender and not laughing.

God fucking damn it. After Jeff, what was it, Jeff Tarp? Jeff Tarp. Todd Callender. Hi, I'm Todd Callender, and I'm working every single day of the week. We know that upon the broadcast from the 5G system, it is now employed across the United States and the world, so that matter, when they broadcast an 18 gigahertz signal for one minute, three different times as a pulse, it will cause those lipid nanoparticles to swell and release these pathogenic contents, thereby, causing a Marlberg epidemic that they've already spent the money on. It's already done, right?

The Marlberg epidemic for purposes of the law has happened, and now we just need the actual disaster to happen. Wait, is that the World at War Nazi Zombies music in the background, too? I don't know, is it? I think so. Could be. I wouldn't put it past Todd Callender to use a classic track like that. Did you notice that this is on the Jeffreyprather.com website?

Yep. which is the cult leader, the Gun-Cata guy, who we spoke to, like, somebody who was, like, kind of raised and inducted into, in the cult of men, many episodes ago. I can't, I can't believe how nothing ever dies. That's the real zombies. Is, like, QAnon and Gryfter guys, just, they keep coming. They never die. You cannot kill them. Yeah.

Well, that's incredible. You can, Julian. You just got to, you know, go for the brain, right? You know, you just got to cut the head off, right, of some of these people. Isn't that something that you would like to say and then be bleeped for later? Oh, are you, are you doing a death threat? No, I'm just saying in zombie lore. I'm sorry, but like the reason why I wasn't making them anymore is because we've run out of bleeps.

So now you're going to actually get sued by these people for saying you wanted to chop off their heads with a giant machete. You wanted to watch the blood spurt. That would be the ultimate podcast coup if Julian, if Julian left in my death threats. You wanted to get some heavy ammunition and just aim it directly at their big noggin and then just to make sure coming afterwards, after, like with a katana and just shink and watch just

perfectly cut right off and the blood spurts and the neck bleeds and the head's gone and you've killed them in your words of course so at this point someone might have further questions. Like, I thought that the conspiracists were saying that the danger would come

from cell phones, emitting a particular signal. But here, Todd Kounder is saying that the danger will come from cell towers. Now, obviously, the technology in cell towers is different than cell phones, which interact with those cell towers. It's like suggesting that a radio station is basically the same thing as an AMFM radio that receives signals. So this theory is on his face, totally inconsistent and incoherent. It's just throwing out things and seeing what people believe. Ah, yes, it turned out Billy Notebook was full of shit. It's like these phones, you have kept them in your pockets for decades. They are girding your loins, so to speak.

That part isn't dangerous. What's dangerous is when a worldwide signal will be sent on October 4th. Are you girding? Yeah, girding your loins, you know? Girding your loins, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Saying it's the saying. No, it's not the same thing as guarding.

It's a saying, girding, you're, you know, protecting. Who gives a shit? Who cares? We're cutting all this anyways. We're cutting me out. We're firing me. I don't care. No, no, absolutely not. It referred to the need to strap a belt around one's waist, i.e. when getting up in order to avoid the cloak falling off. Yeah, so you know how all these guys were talking about? Where are their cell phones? They're not in their pockets.

They're on a belt loop, so you can see them in a big case, easy to reach. big case on the side of their hips, you know? No, but girding your loins is basically you're keeping the show from beginning. Let's put it that way. You don't want the curtains to open on your dick. All right. Oh, there's a Google here. How do you gird up your loins in the Bible?

You don't. You're not in the Bible. But it gets worse, according to Todd Calendar, because he seems also believe that the activation of these nanoparticles will lead to a specific genetic disease. And there's actually worse parts to it than that, including the 1P-3-6 gene deletion, but effectively will turn those poor people into zombies. As odd as that sounds, our government's preparing for that.

Man, they're still on the hemorrhagic fever. I can't believe that, like, it's spread from Burning Man to wherever this guy's probably Florida. He looks like a racist uncle from Florida with a bad Zoom connection. It is also absolutely the call of duty, Nazi zombie. zombie soundtrack, which I love, like, the idea of an old guy looking up, like, ominous zombie music, and then it comes up like Nazi zombie, and he's like, oh, I got to pick that. It's so good. That means that this is, like, a DLC.

We're not even in the main game. We're in a DLC right now with Todd Calendar. Nothing better. Honestly, there's nothing better than starting your Friday listening to Todd Callender talk about internet. I love it. I love listening to these guys say things like gigahertz, and I love the combination of internet and medical science. The two of these topics together, it's just, it's amazing. I mean,

it's no surprise that a guy like Todd Callender is as popular as he is. Uh, you know, who else is talking about both of these topics at once? How did you know his show is called Talk About Internet with Todd Callender? Talk about Internet. Uh-huh, gigahertz, megabytes, up, uh, bit rate uploads per second, cells multiplying, brain bleed. I mean, yeah, I love it. Child pornography, no. No, my computer and modem just have Marburg. There's another claim going around that like somehow the activation of these vaccines or something we'd call 1P36 deletion syndrome. So this is something that's caused by deletion of genetic material from a specific region of

chromosome one. So the main characteristics of 1P36 deletion syndrome include intellectual disability, growth delay, seizures, vision, hearing impairment, and heart defects. It's a genetic disorder, meaning that you have to be born with it. Now, obviously, people who suffer from this syndrome are not zombies. That's dehumanizing. And besides all that, vaccines aren't deleting information from your chromosomes. Now, you might also say, like, wait a minute, if the vaccine is going to, like, harm people

and turn people with zombies, then why exactly did political leaders, like Donald Trump or Joe Biden, get the vaccine, promote the vaccine? In many cases, there's actually video of them getting the vaccine. Well, that can be explained away by Q&N promoting General Thomas McKinary. So he claimed that the vaccines that we saw, all political leaders get, like Joe Biden, weren't actually vaccine. So it's just saline. Wait, so this is a general?

Oh, yeah, yeah. We've talked about Thomas Beccanary before. He's appeared at, like, Q&ON conferences by teleconference before. Oh, yes. Yes, absolutely. Oh, God bless our generals. I've heard that the vaccine that guys like Trump and Biden and everybody got wasn't even saline. It was just like a single air bubble.

Oh, I heard it was pig cum. Now, in the 5G reign at the 18 gigahertz, I'm getting technical, and I want to keep it very simple. Yes, let's go. But this will activate those nanoparticles in your system that the vaccination put in, particularly the second one, the second shot, or third or fourth they're talking about. Now, you saw two days ago that O'Biden, the Dufus, got a shot in an auditorium, and everybody watched them. Do you think for anything that that was the vaccination? That was saline water, you know, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on me.

I'm not a sucker anymore. Yes. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, Biden the doofus. Oh, Biden. Yeah, Biden, that's so good. I love that. That is such old school, like, Obama-style.

Oh, Bungler. Yeah, O'Bungler era stuff. That's so good. And you can kind of see that he's developing the equivalent of, like, the soft spot in the baby's skull, but, like, in the front, he's, like, getting it again. He's like, they, before they injected Biden, they turned off the router. So there is no internet going directly into President Dufus's arm. They've slowed the speeds down. to kilobytes per second.

Now, most people, when you talk about internet, we're talking megabytes per second. Biden, he's working in the one to three kilobite range. Spool me once, game on she. Fool me, for me shrize, bye. That's saying, by the way, for everybody, just in case, it's fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

Can't get fooled again. Can't get fooled again. Hmm. Disinformation. The idea of cell phones giving everyone the zombie disease is clearly ludicrous on its face. Now, it sounds like something from a techno-horror movie. And that is partly because it's the exact same premise of the 2016 film Cell, starring John Cusack and Samuel Al Jackson. So the film, which is based on the Stephen King novel, the same name, depicts this zombie apocalypse instigated by,

cell phones. According to one person on TikTok, the advance in the novel are basically what's going to happen. But I'm definitely the guy that's going to try to reach out and let anybody else know so that maybe they have a chance to avoid it. So just for the sake of it, you don't have to believe me. You don't have to think that what I'm saying is legit. But what I've been reading and looking into, and there's a book by Stephen King, read it. I'm sure you can have enough time by now before now in October 4th to read that book, check that book out and read it because it's basically what they're trying to say is going to happen. You know, it's a really cool book anyways, so read it. I really liked it. There's a Stephen King novel about like every

situation that has happened. You can really just like, there's a dearth to pick from there if you want to do any sort of conspiracy. In October, cars are going to come alive. They're all going to be called Christine and they're going to eat us. Yeah, no, that This is so, it's actually very alarming to see this young man speak because he's so clearly in emotional and mental distress and like he's in his car. And like this is the end result of all of these grifters is like people stranded in their car because their family is like, we need like an hour off from you. You've been, you know, we've been trying to help you, but you, all you do is mumble about

like how we're going to turn to zombies and we better be listening to you. It's, it is incredibly sad. That's the thing about like TikTok influence your conspiracy. stuff is it really blows the line between like mentally distressed person and grifter. You never know what you're going to get every flip of the for you page. What should one do

to protect themselves from the signals? There's nothing that we can do to you know stop these diseases and zomification from overtaking us. So one woman who is a supporter of the Canadian Freedom Convoys posted a video that suggested a tried and true technique, wrapping things in aluminum foil.

Because on the fourth of October, they're going to send a signal from there that can destroy everyone. So what you should do is take aluminum foil and wrap them up and put them in your vehicle 200 meters away from your home. And also take a place in your house, a room in your house, and put aluminum foil two, three times layers in that place and stay there from the 4th to the 5th of October. That is actually how Canadians are supposed to pronounce aluminum, just confusing mix between

British and American pronunciation. Yeah. Alluding a looney-toonium? Here's, I'll understand. You're not even get the alert. This is an American thing. It's like, it's not my problem. That's a YP. It's like also, yeah, in order to protect

yourself against this signal, which is going to happen in another country, you should spend like a lot of time, room in your house and three layers of foil and then sit in it for multiple days. And by the way, this is going to functionally, you know, work as like a Faraday cage. It's like, you know, aluminum. It's like, it's like a conductive material. So it's going to, like, if it's thick enough, it's going to block all these signals. So sit in the room with no, you know, internet access unless, unless you have the router inside of your room.

And then, um, and then just, what, just wait for 48 hours while whatever happens happens? Yeah, Travis, obviously she sounds a little bit deranged, but she's speaking to turkeys, and she's trying to get them to wrap themselves for Thanksgiving, so she doesn't have to do all that work in the kitchen. We're just coming up very soon in Canada. It is. Thanksgiving in Canada is just around the corner, folks. We call it Halloween. They call it Thanksgiving. And we're trying to get the turkeys to wrap themselves this year. The real zombie apocalypse is going to be, you know, tons of Canadians watching their least face. favorite family member trapes upstairs with the box of tin foil and the router. Just like long Ethernet cord like trailing behind them like,

Mom, I want to play Fortnite. Not tonight, sweetie. I'm turning myself into a turkey. So this woman, she had further advice, namely that people should get a, what she called a heavy metal detox. And also you should have, get a heavy metal detox. because all the chem trails that they've been spreading have aluminum and it is proven if you don't believe me just swipe your vehicle put that dust on a paper take an element and put it underneath and you'll see all the

aluminum that sticks to it so you have to have a detox a heavy metal detox you can get them just look it up you can get the the pills in pharmacies and natural products and places and on Amazon. Wait, so she is actually recommending you run your finger on your vehicle, take that dust, put it on aluminum, and essentially freebase it. Yeah, I think she said put it on an element paper.

Yeah. Roll it up, smoke that shit. No, no, no, she means the cooking element. The cooking element. She means, she, she wants you to cook or to freebase the dust off your car. Not good. Mm-hmm. Also, I love that, love that like, these are folks who are

you know, terrified and completely threatened by, you know, these large entities that they can't control like the government, the military, the deep state, or whatever. But then they'll tell you that you can purchase, you know, whatever product that will save you on Amazon. I like this stuff because it's like very classic chemtrails, wrapping things in foil. Now, the suggestion that some people should protect themselves with foil, it sounds kind of cartoonish, kind of stereotypical, but some people are taking it very seriously. One TikTok video shows a woman and a small child, both wearing tinfoil hats, just like you would imagine. And it has the text October 4th, no TV, no computers, no tablets, no phones, no school, no work. No fun. No, right. So the video, which received nearly a thousand

comments and 24,000 likes, the two emphasize how seriously they're taking worries that something bad is going to happen on October 4th. Playing no games. We're getting ready for October. Four. Four. Oh, no. Yeah.

No school. Can you imagine skipping school because, you know, zombie apocalypse. Can't, can't be in school for zombie apocalypse. Mommy wants to make me into a little turkey. This is a great day for a kid, though. It's like we're staying home from school. We're making fun hats out of stuff in the kitchen. We're playing.

No TV, no computers. You know, hey, make. Maybe it's not. Maybe for the child of today, that's no fun. Maybe that sounds like a punishment. But, you know, hey, disconnecting. You know, this is one of the few areas, I think, where conspiracy theories actually somehow accidentally sort of force you into doing something rather healthy.

You know, no TV, no internet, no school, just a day home with your family, goofing around, making fun crafts projects. What's the harm? You're right. There are certainly worse things you can do. I actually fully encourage all conspiracists to do. turn their phone off for one day. Don't subject yourself

some media from the internet for 24 hours. I dare you. Yeah, I'm hearing it's a month-long thing, actually. All of October they should turn their phone off. Then in November, same time. I'm hearing that if you don't want to turn into a lesbian, you should never turn your phone on again. What?

Wait. I'm also hearing this. Okay. What? I don't know. I was trying to make a joke on, like, the frogs, you know, I don't know. Maybe bad, right. No, no, no. So there was another woman on TikTok who goes by the name Woke and Ready, and she does

a lot of prepper content, and she showed off the container she had designed specifically for October 4th, and it's a pretty primitive, like, you know, Faraday cage. It just consists of a cardboard box wrapped in three layers of tinfoil. And if you wrap your stuff in three layers of tinfoil, right it'll help protect things like your computers um laptops things like that um so what i've been doing is putting mine uh stuff in here at night and then one of the things i'm going to do is i'm going to line a drawer that i have a dust drawer with tinfoil as well so um what you do is you just it says three layers and then you're to put your items in it and appear i don't know if the

wifi can get in and out so i probably would not be experimenting with this on the fourth to see if on the 4th if it's going to get some Wi-Fi and you're going to hear the emergency signal. I'm going to try not to hear it. So I don't know if I'm going to have to wear plugs in my ears. I'm going to try not to even work and I'm going to turn off all my devices. Wait, so the foil might not even work? What are we doing here? Now, there are others like the TikToker Dark Predictions,

who simply dubbed October 4th National Shut Your Phone Off Day. I can get behind that. Yeah. You can get behind that because Dark Predictions is a handsome. some fella with a nice moustache me personally i'll be shutting off all my devices routers and things like that october 4th i'm my personal decision and it's my it's i'm gonna declare this uh national shut my phone off day for me and anyone that's interested it's also national animal day which is interesting hmm wonder what else is happening october 4th around 220 p.m. look i'm not trying to

scare anyone but i also want people to realize that you do have a choice you don't have to go through things just because people say that you have to and this is what's happening you do have a thing called consent and if you don't consent to having all your TVs, radios and phones going off at the same time and you don't want to be part of that potential experiment, you don't have to be

you can shut your phone off and join me on National Shut Your Phone Off Day October 4th. A lot of people are talking to dark predictions about consent. It's also National Uncle Day. Makes you think. Are they turning us into animals? I don't know.

Are they turning us into uncles? They did. They already did that to me. They did it to me, too. They did it to me on Thanksgiving twice. This, you know, this is, I think, a byproduct of the entire world essentially using a thing that they have no idea how it works. I mean, myself included, to me, internet is magic.

It is a magical thing that travels through the air that somehow allows me to connect to a thing that I don't know how it's made. I don't know what it does. Maybe if there was like an internet court, you know, you know how everybody has to take like home economics or something like that or, you know, in gym you have to take like sex ed or whatever in junior high. Maybe there should be like a basic kind of internet course where you teach kids like just exactly how Wi-Fi works, just exactly how internet routers, megabytes per second. What does it all mean? Maybe there would be less confusion as adults. What do you think?

Starting with teaching you that it reaches your house through a cable. But then, but from the cable to the router to the phone. What does it do? How does it... What's a Browder? Maybe I need the course more than anybody. Browder, it's a router and a browser. Of course.

You'd think that, like, you know, turning off your phone and, like, you know, know, putting your phone in tinfoil would be enough. But, like, according to a more recent appearance by Todd Calendar, your phone will go off even if it's turned off and placed in the Faraday cage. Sorry, Seth, but let me tell you this. Yeah, yeah. We've got whistleblowers, including a female one who said, look, they've already done this test in other countries I was there.

You can't opt out. You turn your device off. It doesn't matter. It's still going to go off. Some people had them in Faraday cages, and they still went off. What does that mean? Well, a Faraday cage blocks out microwave signals, but it doesn't block out. all the signals. So what that means is that this is a very broad spectrum of signals that is being

sent and it makes sense. We have bisexual signals. We have questions signals all across the LGBTQIA plus spectrum. I mean, this is insane. It's nonsense. So that like you think that your phone will somehow activate and still receive radio signals even if it's placed in a, you know, a Faraday cage, which, you know, which blocks all, you know, radio waves. And it's turned off? I mean, this is a nightmare. Because it said, if you believe it, because it essentially means that the technology you rely on is inescapable. It's always going to affect you and you don't have control over it at all. Also, this has happened in another country before already. Like, we've already, just like Lithuania is full of zombies. Oh, well. Have you been to Canada?

That's true, actually. Fuck. There was some. The TikTok was a wealth of videos on October 4th. It was, uh, it was pretty crazy. There are some who view the the events of October 4th as a marketing opportunity. One can spirituality entrepreneur use the emergency alert to plug their health, wealth, and intuition class? If it does happen, I would not listen to it. Like, don't listen to the tones. Don't listen to the information.

So you can see it. But don't, like, put your phone away and walk outside because I wouldn't listen to the tones that are actually in it if they do release it. There's some stuff there that energetically does not look very good. or sound for you. People don't realize everything is a frequency and the parasites manipulate a lot through frequencies and people are learning it. I've been teaching it for decades and understand if someone who's been awake for over 23 years. If you're joining me this Sunday, the links in the bio for the Divine Essence class, it's 10 to 4, it's live, it's on Zoom. And we're going to be talking

a lot about what's happening between now and spring and doing a lot of shifting and energies and answering your questions it's all health wealth and intuition now this all of this is you know ludicrous but it's kind of confounded by the fact that it's actually true the CDC put out a guide to zombie preparedness I'm about to show y'all exactly how a zombie apocalypse is very possible and why the CDC put out a whole guide on how to survive a zombie apocalypse right they weren't fucking with us guys I'm not kidding I'm a nurse so if A nurse is telling you that this is possible, bitch, buckle up. It is true that in 2011, the CDC published a blog post titled Preparedness 101 Zombie Apocalypse.

And it consisted basically of the same kind of like emergency preparedness advice you might hear from any other government source. But it capitalized on like hit zombie media, like movie Zombie Land or the series Walking Dead. So this is from that blog post. The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea. that a zombie apocalypse could happen. In such a scenario, zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets,

eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder, how do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse? Well, we're here to answer that question for you and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for real emergencies too. Well, you don't need to listen to the CDC for this.

I can just tell you. You download Daisy. Okay. I think it's on Game Pass, so if you're subscribed to Game Pass, you can download it for free. You're going to want to start off. You're going to want to look for landmarks, a road sign, you know, North Star, anything, a coast, anything that could sort of give you an idea of where you are. Next thing you're going to want to learn how to do is read Cyrillic. All of the signs in Daisy are written in Cyrillic, so you're going to have to learn how to read that language if you want to be able to tell your friends which town, or province you are in. Number three, you're going to want to be looking at the base of trees, not bigger ones,

but smaller ones. A lot of times dried fruit and fresh fruit will be at the base of these trees. This is going to get your food and water meters in a decent place before you sort of set out on your adventure. But watch out for the rotten pears because those will give you food poisoning, and it is very hard to find the medication to cure it. within the game slash the real real world. Travis, get the elephant gun.

A couple tips to get you all started. So the CDC zombie apocalypse plan blog post instant hit. It racked up so many views that the CDC server froze up. It was overwhelmed by traffic. The page crashed. And it was pretty clear. It's like, okay, this is fun. Obviously, zombie apocalypse is not a real threat.

And there's nothing wrong with like mixing legal public education and the fun. The problem is that immediately. There are people who started to take it too literally. So according to the recently published book, if it sounds like a quack, a journey into the fringes of American medicine by Matthew Hongoltz Hetling, the campaign led to inquiries to the CDC

from concerned citizens who wanted to know what sort of firearm was recommended to repel undead invaders. Okay. That's good to say it's like, okay, man. So what should I run? It's like nine millimeters.

That could be enough, man. Should I get something a little bit heavier to like repel these guys? everybody was just like an excuse to go out and buy the firearm I've always wanted to get the other issue is that despite being very fun researchers weren't able to find any evidence that the zombie apocalypse campaign actually worked in 2015 researchers published a study entitled zombie apocalypse can the undead teach the living how to survive an emergency the researchers conducted an online experiment with 340 undergraduate students divided randomly into two groups

One group was exposed to the CDC's zombie blog post, the other the same preparedness information presented in CDC's traditional, straightforward way. Participants then complete a survey designed to gauge their feelings, perceptions, retention of preparedness preparation, and intent to develop an emergency kit and plan. And here's what the researchers found from that data. Although the campaign garnered substantial attention, this study suggests that it was not fully capable of achieving CDC's goals of education and education, action. The results indicate that the zombie experimental treatment either had no influence on information retention or resulted in less retention than the factual experimental treatment. Also, there was no significant between group difference in reported likelihood of creating an emergency kit or plan. So that's probably why we haven't seen a similar campaign from the CDC since then. It

didn't actually. It was fun. It just didn't meet their goals. Okay. We're going to need family guy and Rick and Morty to explain this to the people. AI generated Justin Royland voice because we do not want to work with him. Oh gee Rick. Oh,

oh gee Rick, your Wi-Fi. I can't do those. I can't do those voices. Sorry. It's probably for the best. Probably for the best, yeah. So also, I love that when the government says, like, oh, okay, we're going to test this emergency system like we've

done a couple times before in the past on this date, then that's, they're lying. This is deceit. Don't trust them. It's bullshit. It's covering up something much more nefarious. When the government in 2011 makes a half-joke blog post about zombies, that is deadly serious. It's real. Take it literally. You should trust it 100% because they're not lying. Yeah, because for the first time ever, they're not boring. This is their first cool post. We're finally talking about movies. Yeah. That's why. You'll know they're not lying because it won't be boring. It'll be cool. Like, zombies are so cool. Freaking zombies.

Freaking zombies, Travis. It's cool. Sorry. So that's what conspiracists are anxious about right now. Of course, October 4th is going to pass with a little fanfare. But I think there's like a bigger question, which is like what exactly is spurring this anxiety over technology and zombies like on a psychosocial level? So I'm going to go ahead and speculate. I think is kind of related to our continued march to becoming these cybernetic beings.

That is that we're beings where the division between flesh and blood and the super advanced technology is getting blurrier and blurrier. And the degree to which that involves a loss of control of the self, like what's a zombie, right? It's an animated human being but has no will of its own. It has no control over its thoughts or its body. And increasingly to exist in the 21st century, we're forced to see part of our soul. the forces we don't understand or have control over. Like, for example, in order to protect ourselves against disease, we have to rely on this hyper-advanced biotechnology that you need, like, you know, advanced, you know, degrees to

really understand. In order to exist socially, we have to rely on technology and platforms that are controlled, not by ourselves, but by these oligarch billionaires. Or lack of control or understanding of the tech that we need in order to just be feels like a lack of control over the self. So it's not surprising that people are worried about sliding into like a world in which we literally become zombies. And that's why on October 4th I'm going to show up to Jake's house and wrap him in tin foil. All right. It's interesting like the evolution of neuroses surround zombies and connecting it to conspiracy stuff because I think like originally

and a lot of people have made this point like there's a lot of cultural baggage in zombie movies, the idea of zombies surrounding kind of anti-black racism. You know, oh, the perfect white suburb, it's being invaded by this mob of kind of mindless people that are attacking. It's kind of the reflection of the white racist view of black people. But I think, like, maybe this is starting in, like, the 70s or the 80s, a lot of zombie stuff turned into, like, oh, it's the government kind of screwing up or manipulating people

into creating this zombie apocalypse. We can think of, like, that is more of a reflection of kind of anti-Semitic beliefs, that there's like these nefarious secret forces at the top who are both like kind of evil and attempting to do really bad things that are able to kind of unleash these forces on people. And like we see this manifested in conspiracy stuff through the idea of like George Soros creating Black Lives Matter protests, right? Like you have the kind of zombie archetype idea, but like they're being pulled like a puppet, you know, on strings by these kind of evil, nefarious, invisible forces within government,

within kind of powerful positions. So it seems like in this one there's a lot more of an attention on like kind of the articulation of anti-Semitism, some iteration of that, which makes sense because that's kind of much more common in conspiracy stuff. So yeah, there's interesting evolution there that manifests here. And obviously, I guess we saw that with the mention of Israel, that Israel is involved in these for some reason, although I don't think that that guy particularly thought out how he was doing anti-Semitism.

It's just like, oh, you know, it's there. the Jews. And everyone's like, yeah, the Jews, obviously. I have a feeling that that comes from this, this guy watched World War Z because there's a, like, there's a strong, there's a whole section about, about Israel and in World War Z and how they were the first to know that the zombie apocalypse was about to happen and all this stuff. That's the only, that's the only connection in popular culture, at least that I, that I can remember off the top of my head. And, and like the kind of petit bourgeois, kind of white American position. Like, they channel kind of their fear of upper class people above them through

anti-Semitism and then their fear of the lower class through this kind of anti-black racism. So, like, this sort of combination, which also manifests obviously when COVID stuff in general, is really targeted towards that sort of group. Thank you for listening to the QAA podcast. You can go sign up for our full premium feed, which includes a second episode every week and access to all of our mini-series. That's patreon.com slash Q&Anonanonymous. For everything else, we've got a website. That's Q&onanonymous.com.

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