QAA Podcast - PERVERTS Episode 8: Skyrim Sex Mods feat Scott Benson (Sample)

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

The most prominent modern role playing video game is also the most modified by its fan base. Which means there's a massive scene of horny gamers scripting elaborate sex mods for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. In the process of listening to this episode you will learn about: "OVirginity Reflowered", "OCum", "Devious Devices", "The Duder's Grab Bag of Fetish Items", "Bimbos of Skyrim", "Public Whore", "THE TRUE SEX MAD - FEMALE DRAGONBORN. The Nympho.", and of course "Being a Cow". Our guest for this week's exploration is Scott Benson, the artist and game developer known for the beloved indie game Night In The Woods. For access to the full episode (+ all miniseries + all premium QAA episodes) go to patreon.com/qaa and subscribe for just $5 a month. Scott Benson: https://twitter.com/bombsfall Night In The Woods: http://www.nightinthewoods.com/ Liv Agar: https://linktr.ee/livagar Theme by Nick Sena. Editing by Corey Clotz.

Sex. Both me. Both me. Both me. I'm Livegar. I'm Julian Field. And this is the perverts podcast, where we venture into horny online subcultures and take you along for the riot. I stared at the Google Doc.

A single paragraph had been written, if you could even call it writing. Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that liberal ambush. Same as us. And that thief over there. Damn, you leftists. Skyrim was fine until you came along.

Liberals were nice and lazy. They hadn't been looking for you. I could have stolen that election and been halfway to Hammerfell. You there, you and me, we should be here. It's these leftists the liberals want. Was I really going to just change some words in the Skyrim intro and make Liv and Scott play the characters? even if I was, I had a problem on my hands.

Skyrim opens with an Imperial wagon driving four prisoners down a snowy mountain pass. All are seated and bound, the one dressed in finery is gagged. So if Ralloff was played by Liv and I was the silent protagonist and Scott was playing Lochir, then would I have to act as a narrator and describe everything happening? And who would play Torolff and Hamming? Who are they, Daddy? Where are they going? You need to go inside, little cub. Why? I want to watch the soldier.

Inside the house, now. It was a bad concept, just like my half-baked idea to recreate the Monkey Claw quest and replace it with something like Dildo Claw or Monkey Dildo. And to what effect? So a couple of wretched listeners who'd played enough Skyrim could nod their heads knowingly? And what of those who didn't know what Skyrim even was? You mean the Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim, an action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios,

released worldwide on November 11th, 2011 for multiple gaming platforms, Yes, Liv. That's exactly what I mean. Now, excuse me as I return to my internal monologue in the past tense. I had to face facts. I was out of ideas. Usually these intros came to me naturally. So what was wrong this time? Then I realized my problem. I felt okay. I wasn't particularly disturbed or distressed. Depression had been minimal to non-existent recently. My self-esteem was comparatively robust. I'd be enjoying activities, seen some beautiful movies, gone for some nice walks. I'd even streamed a DJ set on Twitter. after finally getting everything set up. Look at him. President Biden, the commander-in-chief, and it looks like representatives from A-PAC are with him. Damn Zionist elves. I bet they had something to do with this.

This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Travis Vue is still making that meed with juniper berries mixed in. Funny. When I was a boy, liberal walls and towers used to make me feel so safe. No, Liv, you don't need to do this. You've already done enough by investigating

the world of horny Skyrim mods or game modifications so that we can torture Scott with them. At ease, good Ralloff. This is a new low, even for you. Liv was always very mean to me, but that was okay. I'd eventually forge a full suit of ebony armor, returned to this hamlet, and smite her.

Right now, it was time to start the episode. Our guest this week is Lockeir the Thief, aka Scott Benson, the artist and game developer known for the beloved indie game Night in the Woods. Welcome, Scott. Hi, thanks for having me. You know when, I've been listening to the show for several years, now. So Julian, when you DM'd, you're like,

hey, would you like to be on the show? I was like, oh, wow, what area of expertise of mine is going to come in handy on any of the weighty topics that you guys cover from here and then? And then I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. No, we're just going to watch various Cajit doing oral sex on each other. And I guess there's quests.

I mean, this is kind of, I was even surprised by this. I mean, I'm aware that, you know, this is probably the most modified game. There's probably the biggest community for, you know, kind of custom adaptations of the game. There's whole games that were built inside Skyrim that became their own games on Steam. But still, I was not ready for, like, several competing technologies that propose various sex positions and have created, like, intricate animation sets for all of this and whatever else the hell live dug up for me. Yeah, there's just, there's just so much.

There's just so many ways to jerk off on Skyrim. It's really incredible. You wouldn't have expected it. Well, I feel like I wouldn't have expected it. It's not a particularly erotic game. I think it's just the fact that, like, people spend so much time in it. They've been playing it since 2011. There are people who've probably played thousands of hours.

Eventually, part of those hours are going to be horny. And then you're like, well, what if I had to have both? I think it's part of it's the immersive quality of it, where, like, a lot of this, the world has enough simulation in it, and NPCs will kind of, go about their own, you know, business or whatever, and they're quasi-realistic, although, who am I kidding? That doesn't matter. And stuff.

So I think there is a little bit of that thing of just some folks, if you give them any freedom at all whatsoever, are just immediately going to this. Like, they're like, oh, see that mountain, you could jerk off on that. Yeah. Also, we've encouraged them because since, like, since this, we've had the Witcher, which is an incredibly horny RPG where you can have, you know, a lot of sex in it. And if anything, it's gotten worse since Balder's Gate 3, which is, you know, people are using to fuck in every possible way in that game.

But in this case, the mods are so powerful that you can really just turn it into the sex game you always wanted. Plus, I guess overall, Steam, when they unleashed the slew of, like, sex games on themselves by, like, allowing that. Now, it's incredible because you'll just go there and look at, like, the top 10 games, and you can immediately spot the ones that are, like, insane. horny, uh, like sex simulators of some sort. Yeah, it's a little disconcerting. Like, so I didn't play video games for a while just because I was like sick and I was stressing all this stuff. And

when you make games, you sometimes, you're like, I don't want to think about games for a little bit. So I, I missed a little bit of the onset of the, the, the steam. We're just going to have porn games everywhere all the time now and stuff. So it's like, one day I, I, I pop back up on there. And I'm like, oh, yeah, what's what's going on and stuff? And it's just like, girl dungeon. Female elf camp or something It's just like, yeah Torture Women Simulator Yeah, and you're lucky if it's not also

About the Third Reich Yeah, it's Alex Jones Presents Yeah, Alex Jones presents the Kyle Rittenhouse Epstein Island game Yeah, it's cool, it's cool And we're getting hornier and more disturbed And the games are reflecting that I can only foresee a bright future for all this

Yeah, when we hit you up and explained, like, what was going to be happening on the episode, you qualified that you were going to be the square. So what do you mean by that? That's the designated square. I think I'm a, you know, I'm a clean comedian. No, I think that like, yeah, no, I think I have not in style. I don't play games for like horny reasons or anything. So I do often, I do kind of feel like a square because I feel like that has become more of a thing.

People are like, oh, yeah, I played Baldur's Gate just so I could watch these two very clean-looking characters fuck or something and uh and stuff and like it just doesn't does nothing for me at all yeah no whatever and stuff so i've never delved into this world or really any sort of horny video games aside from just kind of like seeing it from like a distance or whatever or friends who just don't shut up about it that kind of thing of like the i got grab nar the elf to fuck a bear or something and i'm like listen i am so happy for you right now that's that's great i'm but you know i'm So yeah, I'm the designated square But then again, like I kind of glanced a little bit

At some of the topics for this and kind of the general vibe I think everyone's sort of at square when it comes to some of this stuff Yes, I'm going to assume Yeah, no, it gets like these are hosted on kind of I feel like semi-unregulated forums a lot of them So they can really like you just need like one sick coder and you know a certain amount of hours That sounds like a podcast from like 2008.

It's like one sit coder or something. So you're saying you came up with Dark Web Skyrim Sex Mots. Honestly, some of these, like, as we'll talk about, I did download some of them to like play and see what it's like. Some of these I wouldn't want on my hard drive. You've been listening to a sample of the Perverts podcast.

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