QAA Podcast - Premium Episode 176: Knowing (2009) Movie Night (Sample)

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

MIT professor Nicolas Cage ushers in the apocalypse. This time with numerology, scenes of horrifying carnage, a time capsule, goth children, and aliens/angels that look straight out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This Jake movie is everything-pilled. Subscribe for $5 a month to get an extra episode of QAA every week + access to ongoing series like 'Trickle Down': http://www.patreon.com/QAnonAnonymous Music by Pontus Berghe. Editing by Corey Klotz. Merch / Join the Discord Community / Find the Lost Episodes / Etc: http://qanonanonymous.com

What's up QAA listeners? The fun games have begun. I found a way to connect to the internet. I'm sorry, boy. Welcome listener to Premium Chapter 176 of the Q&ONANANANANANANIS podcast, the QAA movie night, Knowing episode. As always, we are your host, Jake Rockatansky, Julian Fields, and Travis View. Knowing is a film I am no stranger to.

I've seen it probably close to 10 times, and it is one of my favorite 2010's era guilty pleasures. For me, the movie scratches all the proper itches. It's apocalyptic. It involves baking, decoding, hidden symbols, aliens, Nick Cage losing his mind, Ben Mendelssohn, and of course, Christianity. Now, I'll admit, the religious themes were lost on me when I first watched the film, But upon further viewings, it's undeniably a weird spin on the book of Genesis.

Wow. It's also the book of Ezekiel, which is directly referenced in the film. Correct, the book of Ezekiel. And Travis, I was counting on you for some additional Christian knowledge as we work our way through this masterpiece. Travis, famous biblical scholar. Well, because it has to do with creationism, right? Well, yes, yes. It's a book of prophecy.

Also, the book of Ezekiel is a Jewish text, Jake. Now, hold on. Wait a minute. I don't like your tone the way you said Jewish there. Is that why you're vaping once again? You can't defend your race while you vape. Look, I wasn't planning on saying anything. I was going to let Travis talk. And then he said something that triggered me a little bit. So I had to speak up. But that's how podcasts work. You know, if you vape any time, you're like, I probably won't have something to say. And then you're a freaking blabber mouth. look I can hear you still doing it this is how you this is how you do it this is how you do it how show me how I don't know show me how I'm just saying this is how you do it not like I have a better way to do it wait so okay so yes it is from the original Hebrew Bible the book of Ezekiel right that's right

yep yes and and I talk about this later but a lot of a lot of alien pilled folks will point to Ezekiel's wheel which features prominently in the second act and the climax of the film as proof that the entities that are written about as gods, as deities in the Bible, are actually extraterrestrials. Knowing was released in 2009 by Summit Entertainment, a label under the Lionsgate films. It was directed by Alex Proyas, who also directed The Crow and wrote and directed Dark City, one of my favorite movies when I was growing up. I'm going to have to rewatch The Crow, because the Crow is probably Christian.

like this guy's a lunatic. He also looks like he looks like the fucking judge and blood maridin. He looks, no offense, but being Greek and just looking like a professional pedophile.

Yeah, I mean, when I was a kid, like the crow was cool, like I understood that it was like very dark and cool. And of course, you know, there was the sort of mythology about Brandon Lee, you know,

being killed during the filming. But I wasn't like a, I wasn't an edgy enough kid to really obsess over it like a lot of my peers did at the time. Let's not forget that Proyas killed Brandon Lee. He was the director on the set where they fucking loaded that gun with real bullets. It's on... It's on him.

He took that from us, and then he tried to sell us biblical bullshit. That's true. It's true. The movie was written by Ryan Douglas Pearson, Juliet Snowden, and Stiles White. Snowden and White are a husband and wife creative duo with white cutting his teeth in special effects. originally working for the Stan Winston Company. He's done special effects

for like Jurassic Park 3 and a bunch of other like big movies that I saw when I looked up his IMDB. Snowden went on to write The Possession and Ouija, which is actually, you know, not a terrible horror movie and the sequel's even better, better than it should be anyways.

Knowing had a production budget of $50 million and went on to gross $180 million at the box office so not a runaway success, but not a flop either. All of that money went to setting human beings on five. I know. Well, we actually get into one of the reviews because at the time of its release, the critics were not impressed. Edward Porter of the Times UK had this to say about the film.

As well as being perversely pessimistic for a blockbuster, it's rendered tedious by a dense plot and lifeless characters. Even M. Knight-Sharmelon would have done a better job. How dare such an empty film ask us to endure many realistic scenes of carnage? Yes. That's the first time. I ever agree with the Times. Yeah, I kind of agree with him as well. Also, like, they ran out of budget so they couldn't get Nick Cage any sideburns. I was expecting this episode to open up with Julian saying, like, first off, Nick Cage looks awful in this film. His hair, oh, you can see the plug shining through the light.

I sat and I watched it with Batilden, and I said, Nick Cage looks like shit. And she's like, oh, you can't call Nick Cage ugly on the podcast? Well, Nick Cage looks like shit in this movie. So, going back to the reviewer, I agree. As much as I like the movie, I sort of agree with him. The movie does have some of the most intense mass carnage scenes I've ever seen. And perhaps it is because of this that has become somewhat of a cult classic. You also have passable performances from a young Roseburn, fresh off a hot streak of starring in Sunshine by Danny Boyle and 28 weeks later.

and, of course, who could forget the God King Ben Mendelssohn, who always hits no matter what kind of shitty dialogue you throw at him. And in this movie, it's pretty shitty. Ben, if you're listening, please come on the podcast. Yeah, he's great. Also, unbeknownst to many, the movie also features future Australian hunk Liam Hemsworth in a tiny bit part with one line.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm, yep, and I got it. I clipped it. So let's get into it. Okay. The film opens with a flashback. We're in Lexington, Massachusetts, 1959. Angle on, your classic dark-haired outcast girl

looking up at the heavens as strange paranormal whispers bombard her brain. This is Lucinda Embry. In the classroom, her teacher announces that Lucinda's idea has won the class project to bury a time capsule in front of the school to be dug up in 50 years. Each student is tasked with drawing a picture of what they think the future might look like. While the rest of the kids draw spaceships and dogs that live forever,

Lucinda runs out the clock scribbling strings of numbers on her paper. When the teacher calls time and Lucinda is interrupted, she sneaks away to continue writing her numbers on a wooden door using her nails. Why couldn't she have grabbed another piece of paper? I don't know. I guess maybe because she needed to ensure that future generations would be able to find the last set of numbers. But what if the door got replaced? I don't know.

I guess she was just counting on the laziness and lack of budget from the school administration. Poorly funded public schools save the day. Yeah. You know what, though? I fucking love this. Time capsules to me are always interesting. They're kind of weird. It's kind of a weird thing that we do.

You don't hear about time capsules a lot anymore, I guess because we've got the internet. But that used to be like a really cool thing that you would do with your class or, you know, another school would do it. Do you guys ever have to put stuff in a time capsule? Who needs a time capsule when you have Facebook memories to remind you. you have people who passed away in your life or whatever. I know, the internet is ruined, like, you know, some of these mysterious things that we would do to, you know, pass the time in school. By the way, you mentioned Lexington, Massachusetts.

This movie's entirely filmed in Australia, and it's set in Boston and New York. Is it really? Do you know that for sure? Yeah, I looked it up. Oh, shit. Guess where I found it, Wikipedia. So this tells me that your research has gone far and wide on this. You know, come on, you know that my movie night research never, never strays too far from the Wikia.

When we're introduced to Nick Cage's character, John, for the first time, he's looking through a telescope and simultaneously grilling. It's the ultimate grill pill. You have been listening to a sample of a premium episode of QAnon Anonymous. We don't run any advertising on the show, and we'd like to keep it that way. For five bucks a month, you'll get access to this episode. new one each week and our entire library of premium episodes. So head on over to patreon.com slash QAnonanonymous and subscribe. Thank you.

Thanks. I love you. Jake loves you.