QAA Podcast - Premium Episode 205: Red Pilled Poetry Night feat the E1 Podcast (Sample)

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

We read from a book of self-described "red pill" poetry with Andrew, Branson and Charles from the Episode One Podcast and then put together a little homage to the genre in the form of a red pilled poetry night featuring accomplished poets Jerome Durepois, Joseph Rogan No Relation, and Thomas Kinkade Jr., as well as aspiring poet Hotdog Taylor. Subscribe for $5 a month to get an extra episode of QAA every week + access to ongoing series like 'Manclan' and 'Trickle Down': http://www.patreon.com/QAnonAnonymous Episode 1 Podcast: linktr.ee/e1podcast Branson: https://twitter.com/necrobranson Andrew: https://twitter.com/intellegint Charles: https://twitter.com/charlesraustin Music by Nick Sena. Editing by Corey Klotz. New Merch / Join the Discord Community / Find the Lost Episodes / Etc: http://qanonanonymous.com

What's up QAA listeners? The fun games have begun. I found a way to connect to the internet. I'm sorry, boy. Welcome listener to Premium Chapter 205 of the Q&ONONMIS podcast, the Red Pilled Poetry Night episode. As always, we are your host, Jake Rockatansky, and Julian Fields. This week, we're going to be exploring some red-pilled poetry

specifically a book released a few months ago titled Red Pill Rhymes of Poetical Awakening. Our guest are Andrew Branson and Charles from the episode one podcast. How's it going, fellas? I'd be a little better if we had some crack here. That's going to work very well when people have no, there's no callback. So before the episode started. Well, basically, for the people listening, yeah, basically we were just talking about, you know, how big how funny it is to smoke crack so that's the context of smoking crack basically that's it

yeah that's it sorry charles ruined the show i'm sorry well i no i mean we thought it would be cool and funny but jake was saying he's done it so he really kind of he won up this all well don't say it yeah we don't know if he wants to talk about it you can't just say he's done it we're guests on their podcast it's just not how he's already told this story on this podcast yeah i've told all my stories, all my good stories of which there are maybe 14 have already been told multiple times on the show. Nobody cares

anymore about the drugs I have done or will do. Or the gnomes you've seen or whatever. Yeah, the gnomes that you know the gnomes that I know. The gnomes he smoked crack with. He's still in contact with. Some of them have kids. We get

together every Thanksgiving. All right. So fellas, tell us a little bit about E1. and if our audience doesn't know your podcast. Well, first of all, you can't find it anywhere because if you look for it, it's going to find Star Wars instead. That's not true.

That's not true. It comes up pretty easy if you put podcast. If you type in E1 Podcasts funny silly. No, not E1, just Google Podcasts, Google Podcast, and it'll show up eventually. Episode 1 podcast, is that the correct search for it? It should work. I don't know, man.

We didn't think it through. We're a couple years into it now. Six years into it now. episode one podcast is like three people being like well um i i really did like uh jake loyte's performance um in the pod racing scene uh well we have talked a lot on episode one about subboa oh yeah class act class like what his dick looks like how much tang he gets um yeah how cool he is how nasty and rude he is he definitely has like an an elbow in his penis he's the highlight of that movie has like a uh a uh a uh a a move, yeah, a knuckle in his penis, for sure. Oh, Andy, oh, Annie, coming for pot, pot. Don't, don't. Is that the anti-Semitic alien?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, and oh, little Annie, come for your mother. Yeah, that alien was not subtle. He was not subtle, you know. Yeah, they, he had a proper hooked nose in every, You know, he ran all the banks, they said. You know, I don't know what they were going for. You know, it was a different time, though, in the early 2000s.

Like, we just didn't know back then that that wasn't okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, George Lucas, I mean, he could get away with anything. I mean, he could have made all the characters anti-Semitic and, you know, people still would have probably come out and seen the movie. I know I would have. I know Jar Jar is racist against somebody, but I don't know who. You know how, like, in the same way that J.K. Rowling always retcon stuff in Harry

Potter, George Luka should start doing that for Star Wars and be like, oh, Yoda's face is actually what I think Muhammad's face looks like. I think Jar Jar Binks says he's like, I'm going to take everyone and smash them together. This is what we get. He's like the racist, like Megatron, like just pieces of all racism combined into one large robot. Yeah, what if I could be racist to multiple people at the same time?

and Jar Jar Binks was born. Jar Jar was definitely based on his kids' diapers or like, it's like he got baby brain or like child brain. Like Johnny Depp where he's like, I just want to make movies where my kids can see me as a pirate. Travis is listening to this episode, just trying to figure out like his exit strategy from QAA. Why would you listen? Why would he ever listen?

He listens to all the episodes, I think. He doesn't listen to the ones he's not on. I hope. No, I think he does. I've said a lot of things about him. I hope he doesn't. All right. What's this episode doing?

Yeah, so we're going to be, you know, reading from that book. and then after we take a look at that, we'll be chasing the inspiration and hosting our very first red-pilled poetry night here at QAA. And we have even more guests for that part. I'm talking about the fixtures in contemporary poetry, Jerome Durepoix, Joseph Rogan, no relation, Thomas Kincaid Jr., and of course, Hot Dog Taylor. You might already know the first three from their short-lived podcast, so I wrote a thing. But before they grace us with their presence, let's get to our beautiful featured author tonight, R.K. Gandhi, and I've included a photo. If you guys could try to describe what kind of guy

we're looking at here. Well, he's got a unique haircut, I'll say. It appears that he has long, a long full head of hair, but he's, for some reason, chooses to employ the comb over. He is doing a thing that, like, mid to ugly level men do where they try to look like really striking in photos. He's trying to look like he's peering past the camera, so you would go, you know, this guy is a true poet, you know, he's definitely war. worked on his author photo doesn't know what to do with his hands one is in the pocket one is just kind of holding nothing and uh you know he's just he looks you know he looks like he looks like he's middle aged even though he's probably like 29 he kind of looks like a silicon valley vc like

he's very put together he's clearly in like an at least upper middle class home and has this kind of like fitting uh sweater to show like yeah i do work out he kind of looks like a crypto guy but instead of always talking about bitcoin he's just like obsessed with rape This is, once again, the kind of guy who corners you at a party and talks to you for an hour and a half about, like, why you must go to Burning Man and how it was, like, the best experience of his life. He just completely wasted an ayahuasca trip by, like, fantasizing about a new startup during it the whole time. 100%. So his Instagram bio reads, Poet, and then there's the Canadian flag because he is. from...

Actually, maybe I shouldn't say the specific. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's from Canada. He's from Ontario, the state of... The province of Ontario in Canada. So, probably, like,

Toronto suburbs, basically. He started posting on Instagram in November 2021, and he described himself this way. Truth Seeker and Spiritual Freedom Fighter started posting

in November 2021. No, he didn't write that. That's what I just said. That's a good way of saying. I sit at the computer. Yeah, all bios should start with when you started publishing words to the internet. Yeah, I'm kind of new to the internet, but I haven't figured out, like, kind of faster than most people. Yeah, I just like to imagine, I'm just like realizing in 2021, like, a year into the pandemic in North America and being like, oh my God, I'm a poet.

Just waking up one night. That's pretty much it. The poetry's been inside me this. whole time. Yeah, which is a much better use of his ayahuasca trip, discovering that he himself is a poet and that he should start, you know, releasing his poetry out into the world. So the book is a white, it's like a white book. It's got a bright red pill at the center and nothing else. Subtle. Yeah. So he's clearly like he wants to kind of sell this as a book that isn't just his regular poetry that he added a few like, I don't know, culture war style poems at the end. Not at all.

It's a full book where you get to awaken poetically. The font on the cover reminds me of, like, other sort of, like, faux poetry books. Like, I don't know if you guys have read haikus for Jews. It's a staple in my parents' house. It's another anti-Semitic reference, or? No, no, it's a full book of haikus that, you know, only Jewish people would find funny. Oh, so it's pro-Semitic? It's pro-Semitic.

Only Jewish people would find it funny? I remember one of them was something along the lines. Can you test if someone's a Jewish person? by reading it to them and seeing if they laugh? One of the poems, it was something like, seven foot tall Jews in the NBA slam dunking, my alarm clock rings. Oh, my God.

It's like chicken soup for the soul, but for Jewish people. Yes, yes, exactly. Yes, exactly. So, like, your boyfriends come over and they're like, whispering each other, like, are you allowed to laugh at this? Can we be laughing this? Don't laugh. I mean, don't laugh.

As a Gentile, am I allowed to laugh? at seven-foot-tall-jews dunking in the NBA? Yes. Yes, it'll never happen. That's what's funny about it. So the opening poems in the book are all very defensive and offensive. It's almost like the first 10 or 15 poems he has in here are just like, oh, so you don't want me to write, but I'm going to write anyways. Or like other poets don't know how to write and they actually suck and stuff like that, just very, very like self-aware.

And there's five parts of the book entitled, Ego, Broken, Process. truth, and awaken. Shivered. Shivered just hearing that. So tonight we're going to be reading a little selection from this. The book opens with a warning to the reader about what lies inside. So this is the end of the opening poem. Oh, shit. We're taking this book old school, raw connection over sentence size.

It's soul food, a cold, hard brew. You can taste the idioms and rhymes. Writing that puts you in the mood, letting loose inhibitions to give rise. To the rebel inside. The good excuse to run. stark naked in the woods outside. Skinny dip in a knowledge pool. Head first in search for reasons why.

Drink words from a fountain of truth. Quench the thirst that frees your mind. A non-linear journey to your prelude, invoked by thought-provoking lines, poetically probed until you conclude there's pleasure in the ill-defined an explicit lyrical design to produce a mental and spiritually induce high.

But before it's all misunderstood, and the author gets much much more. gets much maligned. Nice callback. Here's a warning should you choose to unleash the divine beast inside. Language used may be foul for a few who devour this feast for the eyes. Reader discretion advised. Whoa.

So he put, oh my God. That's not conservatives didn't like the warning. You have been listening to a sample of a premium episode of QAnon Anonymous. We don't run any advertising on the show and we'd like to keep it that way. For five bucks a month, you'll get access to this episode, a new one each week, and our entire library of premium episodes. So head on over to patreon.com slash QAnonanonymous and subscribe. Thank you. Thanks.

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