QAA Podcast - Premium Episode 230: Redpilled Music (Freedom Edition) Sample

Episode Date: October 8, 2023

Auto-tuned Michael Flynn. Trump rapping. Adrenochrome dubstep. QAnon spoken word over saxophone. AI Klaus Schwab. Disney parodies. We cover the best of the best in redpilled music, including the freshly-dropped anthem "Freedom" which is taking the world by storm. Subscribe for $5 a month to get an extra episode of QAA every week + access to our archive of premium episodes and ongoing series like Manclan, Trickle Down and The Spectral Voyager: www.patreon.com/QAnonAnonymous Music by Pontus Berghe. Editing by Corey Klotz. http://qanonanonymous.com

What's up QAA listeners? The fun games have begun. I found a way to connect to the internet. I'm sorry, boy. Welcome listener to the 230th premium chapter of the QAA podcast, the Pilled Music episode. As always, we are your host, Jake Rockatansky, Julian Fields, and Travis View. Music!

Webster's dictionary defines it as shit that make your soul fly and your body move. I highly doubt that that's what Sir Webster had in mind with their definition. Man, Sir Webster doesn't understand shit about hip-hop. Sir Webster is just some crusty white boy in an office somewhere. He probably thinks hip-hop is like, skibby to the bimmy, to the, it's like for him, it's all freaking children's rhyme. He thinks Barney, the dinosaur, is hip-hop. But, so Webster, as I was saying, Webster's Dictionary defines music as shit that pop, shit that make your head rock, shit that get the drugs down,

shit that make you want to be a clown. Yeah, this is, you know, music is designed for doing drugs, showing off, and general debauchery. And we are painted up. Travis has, I believe, some ICP makeup. Jake is wearing mascara. He looks like he's in the cure, and I just have the plumpest, reddest lips. I'm going for more of like a loungy Jessica Rabbit kind of vibe, and I am wearing a dress.

I have to say that this is the first time in a while that I have not wanted to be sober for an episode. I wish so much that I could be high on a multitude of different drugs to put up with what we are going to refer to gently as pilled music and or red-pilled music and or QAnon music and or MAGA music. It is really a crop of some of the most rotten vegetables I've ever seen. These are rotten tomatoes thrown at their own faces. Like the music itself is the rotten tomato. And they are just headbutting rotten tomatoes in every track. And I love it. I love it.

A lot of out of control white boys. There was one who got removed, I guess, for being a huge transphobe. Unfortunately, we still have another huge transphob in here somewhere. But it's like, you just can't avoid it. They're all obsessed with that. The guy that got removed that we won't be covering, he, um, 100% like his music video was just like, hey, make me look black. So it's all shot and like really kind of, it's hard to tell like what color he is just from the lighting. And then it's like all red, you know, lights in some

parts. But, um, yeah. I mean, I do find it fucking depressing that like hip hop is now cool and like conservatives are doing it. And they're like, actually we were never the rap is crap guys. We were never like, I listen to all music except for rap kind of guys. Now they're like, no, actually, we can make this cool and conservative. Well, the, you know, I think the rise of the SoundCloud rapper, the limerick rapper, if you will, which is not to say that they're all bad. There's some guys that came, you know, out of that era who I think are actually like really talented MCs, either that or they have really interesting music and they've added elements of, you know, a electronic music and house. They call me MC Potter Gold. Into, you know, hip hop, hip hop, and rap. But what it also did is it simplified rhyme schemes and lyrics in a way that I think your average Republican, you know, feels like they can, you know, hey, maybe I could do this. And instead of, you know, rapping about the normal things, I'm going to rap.

Well, you know, rap historically was political. It's now just from somebody whose politics, I think, sock. So take that what you will. I'm starting a new rap group called a tribe called Quest Bar, and it's about working out and being a white

boy, but kind of quirky with it and I have biceps to show. A lot of really bad, I feel like white guys who do conservative hip hop have some of the most fucking cursed beard shapes I've ever seen in my life. That's facts. that's like their main creative output is new disturbing beard shapes that's so true i do like that

of all people who who've been saddled with finding us tracks like travis had to carry the brunt of this which is so out of character travis how did you how did you fare out there uh yeah i fared i fared okay i mean mostly involved going to truth social trump social media platform or rumble in searching for music video and then I just was greeted with a crop of truly cursed music. Yeah. So let's, uh, let's let's let's let's let's dive in. Like yeah, we're gonna start with a few, few hip-hop tracks because there's, there's a giant crop of like pro-Trump rap. Folks, if music is heroin, this is the equivalent of filling your syringe with air and plunging it deep into your vein. Getting that bubble in there.

Let's go. It's reaching the heart. We did a Q&N music episode all the way back. I mean, it was within like the first year of us podcasting. One million years ago, approximately. It was in the, I remember because one of the reasons I found Q&N disturbing because, you know, creating art and like culture is a way for a community to like congeal and form bonds and form, you know, common points of reference.

And that may be sort of even further convinced that it would be a long lasting thing. But now it's matured and become more mainstream. And like truly bizarre pilled music is now topping the iTunes charts. Well, well, well, a little interruption here because what do you know? As soon as we had recorded this episode, a proper banger has been released onto the red-pilled music scene. I'm heading now to field reporter and music reviewer Travis View to tell us about a song called Freedom. Yeah, this is so fucking irritating We recorded this episode

And then later that evening This got dropped And of course I texted the boys With just the word fuck And the link to the song Because we have to We absolutely have to include this So it's a song called Freedom

Produced by Jimmy Levy Who was a former American Idol contestant Turned Pilled Musician Another guy with absolutely Incredible facial hair A fresh tight fade But it's performed by a large group people. It's like a chorus of like 20. And it's a who's who of a pilled musician, QAnon

promoters and washed up reality TV contestants. Yeah. Very fucking strange. Included among the performers is our own general Michael Flynn. Oh yes. He has a very heavily auto-tuned solo. We're going to get to take a peekette very soon. So the music video of the song just shows all the performers together in the recording booth. They're swaying. It's a gospel song. It's in the style of We Are the World. They're all wearing these black shirts with the word freedom and white letters. And the music video also starts with this message about how the song came together. And this is, I believe, modeled on Star Wars. Wait, wait. So we've got a We Are the World ripoff with allusions to Star Wars content performed by failed reality television stars. Is that

what I'm? Yes. That's what I'm hearing. The conservative mind is not a safe neighbor. it's just like you can't be hanging out there for too long or else this kind of stuff is going to happen to you you're going to get mugged by a Luke Skywalker who's just a big big boy who looks like a Roblox character like it looks like his beard was textured onto a barrel everybody in this looks so fucking cursed it's like everyone looks weird in some different way it is genuinely a bunch of freaks all right I haven't seen any of this yet by the way so What? Yeah.

Oh, Jake. I saved it. I saved it for you, for you all. So the message in the opening, Jake, would you regale us with it? Amidst a firmament consumed by the oppressive grip of government overreach and tyrannical control, a man by the name of Jimmy Levy emerged, poised to make a difference. Fueled by the Holy Spirit, he set out to bring together a group of gifted individuals. United by a common thread, they poured their souls into recording the time. timeless and evocative hymn of freedom.

Yeah, I think that he's fueled by a little more than the Holy Spirit. So here is the opening to this song. You can take all our money, but you can have our soul. You can burn down our buildings, and we'll still find a home. We will all stick together, and we'll never. surrender we won't give up our freedom there were bright lies before it all went too dark and their white lies they divided our hearts in the blink of it night we were all left with scars Listen to a man made decisions

Shoulda trust it God In a blink of an eye We were all left with scars If only Who is oppressing these people? The TV Gay Is it one gay person

Who walked by them on the street? Black people who dare complain About police treatment What else? What else we got? Anderson Cooper I had already mentioned TV, yeah. This also, I can tell you guys, this is like not good auto tune.

There are, there are, there is plugins that the auto tune does sound crisp, but this sounds like they kind of did it in like the built-in garage band version of auto tune, which is just not as crisp and clean and it's got really bad kind of artifacting in it. Oh my God, you have no idea. Wait until you hear Michael Flynn's passage, brother. It's going to get worse. It's going to get worse. Brother.

So, yes. Yeah, I kind of assumed, like, in the age of AI, when they can sort of just manufacture a fake voice, AI, like, auto tune would get, like, really, you know, almost difficult to detect. But you're right, this is very weird and mechanical and roboty. The real treat of this song comes when Michael Flynn himself gets his own solo, him surrounded by these, like I said,

these washed out reality TV stars and MAGA musicians. He belts out a section of the tune. And here's the part where that comes. From the shores of California all the way down to the keys. Only he will bring us closer when we fall to our knees. Oh. Oh, he sounds like Stephen Hawking. He sounds like fucking Stephen Hucket.

That's, oh boy. That's pretty funny. Insane. That's like, I just watched E.T. last night. And it's like, Forgotio Blow is Elliot, you know, saying, you know, talking to E.T. And then Michael Flynn, his, his tummy glows red. And he puts his little finger up.

And he's like, oh, buddy, buddy. he looks so out of place like deer in headlights too oh man yeah yeah yeah he's like what's going he's like why the fuck did i do this this is so weird i hate singing it's weird it's so fucking insane because like the u.s military like they they invested just millions into this band training him educate him over his like decades long career they endowed him with incredible responsibility as a head of the DIA and fucking Afghanistan and shit. Now

he finds himself in a studio next to someone who boasts that they are former pussycat doll. Singing to the best of his ability, which is not very good. Of course not. Wait a minute. Can we play that again? Do you mind? No, no, no. I really don't.

In fact, I wanted to. Only he will bring us closer when we fall to our Only he will bring us closer. I mean, that's a pretty high range. I mean, Michael Flynn, a tenor? You have been listening to a sample of a premium episode of QAnon Anonymous. We don't run any advertising on the show, and we'd like to keep it that way.

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