QAA Podcast - Premium Episode 235: Gaylor (Sample)

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

Taylor Swift is secretly gay — according to a movement born on Tumblr that lurched into QAnon territory. Liv Agar leads us down the rabbithole of this years-long fever dream. Subscribe for $5 a month to get an extra episode of QAA every week + access to our archive of premium episodes and ongoing series like Manclan, Trickle Down and The Spectral Voyager: www.patreon.com/QAnonAnonymous Liv Agar: http://livagar.com / http://linktr.ee/livagar Music by DJ DEATH and Roopen. http://qanonanonymous.com

What's up QAA listeners? The fun games have begun. I found a way to connect to the internet. I'm sorry, boy. Boy, boy, boy. Welcome listener. Jesus Christ, all right. Oh, he sounds bad, folks.

Welcome listener to the 235th premium chapter of the QAA podcast, the Gay-Lore episode. As always, we are your hosts, a very sick Jake Rockatansky. Lynn of Akar. Julian Field. And Travis View. You're gay. That is what some people are saying about Taylor Swift. And also certain members of this podcast.

There are allegations which have been leveled the way of several of these hosts, namely Travis Vue who is wearing a multicolour a tie-dye shirt today that is it's rainbow. In celebration of LGBT people. It's coded, yeah. Plus, it's coded. He's queer

coated, folks. Folks, he's queer coated. Jake is sick. I'm also sick. I've been sick for like fucking 12 days. Jake is wearing one of those little adhesive strips that keeps your nose open? COVID, still a thing,

Despite no mention, no mention of it, you know, from the people that you would think would be talking about it, still very much a thing, you can still get very sick. Julian, I suspect also has COVID. I do not. I fucking test it. I don't have COVID. The old, I got sick twice. The first one wasn't COVID. And this one I don't think is COVID either. There's just a lot of stuff going around. Give it a couple days. I tested negative like two days ago and then wham bam bam bow. Wham-Bam-Bow. Indeed, as we begin another episode of the QAA, the artist formerly known as QAnon Anonymous, now referred to as QAAA, live, what the hell is this bullshit? I'm sick of it. Every single time, it's something totally weird that I don't understand and that you have to explain to me. This one is about people being secretly gay, so I hope that you can relate possibly a little bit more. I have been struck, it's true, by the rocket that makes you gay.

This one's going to be an unhinged one. I can already feel it. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, I mean, why not jump in? I believe you have something to tell us about crabs. Carcinization is a form of divergent evolution where non-crab crustacean species independently evolved to appear similar to crabs. I'm always saying that. This is presumably because something related to crab morphology just works so well in particular

aquatic niches, while QAA obviously isn't a biology podcast yet. A sort of similar thing has happened like this in relation to QAnon. Hughes' disappearance following Trump's electoral defeat in 2020 has led to the theory itself being far less relevant. There's something about the general structure of QAnon that has never really gone away, and seems to have existed far before the theory began. The people simply yearned for an anonymous insider source that confirms their conspiratorial suspicions.

It is truly the crab of conspiracy theories, or maybe the crab of cults more broadly. And as QAnon itself has become less relevant, this pot has delved into a few of these doppelgangers. We've had episodes on Q&ONN except in Canada, Q&N but in the 19th century, Q&N for the stock market, etc. But one arena for QAnonization that has gone criminally under-researched on the pod is Q&ONN for girlies. Oh, you're going to arrest us because we're butch? That is what today's episode is about. A fairly innocent theory concerning the sexuality of an international pop star that slowly devolved into cryptic bakes of anonymous accounts,

racism, homophobia, and anti-Semitism. Taylor Swift, I assume, needs no introduction. Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you. I'm let you finish. But for those who are vaguely unaware, she's a musician whose fame and music output has been fairly intimately connected with attention from tabloids. Since 2008, Taylor's been the subject of many a gossip column, speculating on the nature of the dozen or so public relationships she's had with famous musicians and actors. And music has always been fairly connected, even in a cryptic way, to these relationships. Her songs function as tell-alls about specific relationships she's had. And I say cryptic, as these songs don't tend to explicitly mention who they're about,

typically requiring fans to piece together info from gossip regs or information given by Taylor in order to discover their true context. Barring the fact that I personally think it would be terrifying to commodify my closest personal relationships, having your love and breakup songs actually be about someone is a rather smart marketing strategy. I would personally just shake it off. That's just me, though. You're a swiftie, I assume.

I've never heard a joke fall flatter. Fuck! I learned about this song last episode. and I had to ask about it, remember? I love it. This is a whole new category of humor of Julian, of Julian, trying to make basic pop culture references to tap into like a somewhat normal sense of humor as opposed to like a totally melted like hellfire, tortured, you know, whatever, you know, is, you know, your, you're sort of main, you know, your main, I can't even my inner life. I don't even know what I'm talking about. No, you had me.

You had me dead to rights. I had you dead. You know what? I had you dead. And then I let you go because my brain couldn't finish the bit. Jake, looks in the barrel, sees the fish, misses the fish. Misses the fish and goes through the barrel, stabs my toe, can't walk anymore. Has to wear the barrel.

Yeah, has to wear diapers now somehow. What? I said wear the barrel. But yes, you have to wear diapers in the barrel, too. All right, Liv, please take us away from this bit. If fans can know that a song is real and that the emotion she's expressing isn't manufactured, it facilitates a more intimate parisocial, we might say, connection. To make an old example, this is her on Ellen in 2008 promoting her album Fearless,

revealing that she and Joe Jonas, a previous public relationship, had broken up. One of the Jonas brothers? You know, I like those Jonas brothers. I always have. Okay, Grandma. We hate Joe Jonas. He's problematic. Oh, he is? Okay. Yes, yeah, yeah.

The last video I saw of them was like 15 years ago, so you have to forgive me. Very rude to Sansa Stark. Oh. Very rude to the Queen of the North, folks. Very inconsiderate. Joe Jonas, he's in Game of Thrones, or he was rude to her outside of the... No, Joe Jonas is in Game of Thrones, yeah. He is?

Who is he? He's like the boy king. Little thinker, I think. You have been. listening to a sample of a premium episode of QAnon Anonymous. We don't run any advertising on the show, and we'd like to keep it that way. For five bucks a month, you'll get access to this episode, a new one each week, and our entire library of premium episodes.

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