QAA Podcast - Right Wing Cheaters (PE262) Sample

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

Liv, Julian, and Jakey Greco are determined to transform a once respected podcast into a gossip tabloid while Travis is on vacation. Liv brings us a handful of truly demented tales of infidelity from the right-wing sphere, including RFK Jr. and his pack of rambunctious dogs seducing a reporter sent to profile him, and NC LT. Governor Mark Robinson’s filthy, filthy posts on an adult forum about having an affair with his wife’s sister. It’s a horribly messy episode and Travis sends his apologies from wherever he is. Subscribe for $5 a month to get all the premium episodes: www.patreon.com/QAA Liv’s newsletter: https://www.livagar.com/ Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com) https://qaapodcast.com QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

POMAYOR. If you're hearing this, well done. You've found a way to connect to the internet. Welcome to the QAA podcast, Premium Episode 262, right-wing cheaters. As always, we are your host, Jake Rakitansky, Liv Egar, and Julian Field. For the next week or so, Travis is away on vacation. I'm not sure doing what, but he mumbled something about going to Montana

to build an off-grid self-sufficient compound in the woods. Yeah. And so, as a result, some of the executive powers of the podcast have been transferred to me, live as a sort of Cincinnati's figure to guide us through the perilous Travis Free World of the next little while. Yeah, this is, it's one of those, like, tests to see, like, you know, does absolute power really do what people say it does?

Corrupt? As they say, absolute power, good time, good vibes. Yeah, good and fun. It makes you cool. Best vibes and great content. Yeah. Everybody knows, everybody knows the most powerful people do end up kind of making the best content, so.

Liv has a prima nocta right now. I don't even know what that word means. Various other powers. As a result, I've collected a crab bag of ridiculous news stories that have happened in the past week or so to go through the two remaining original QAA boys. That really makes it sound like Travis is dead. Well, he could be. I mean, he did send us a picture with a bear in the background, so.

It's all apart of my plan. One of them gone. How can I get the other two? One gone. How can I get the other two out? into nature where the elements can take them, and I somehow escape blameless. As I've been granted temporary dictatorial podcast powers,

I am, of course, free to execute either of them if I deem their performance inadequate for the standard of a product made under my name. Okay, that's good. So it's like Sid Mayer's, you know, this kind of situation where you're signing every podcast now. Liv has put both Julian and myself in a pool, and she's removed the latter.

deep sims joke i don't know probably a couple sims yeah sims players still out there sure i got it cool all the stories we'll be covering today dropped on the same day september 19th 2024 a date which for women married to right-wing men will now live in infamy as for some reason all of them relate to infidelity in some way so join us as we find out what happens when conservatives get a little bit too horny i'm joey greco and you're going to watch me get punched in the face by somebody I'm trying to bust RFK Poonier

What is going on here? I don't know I couldn't think of it I don't even understand Like vagina like phoom Yeah like Poon but it's RFK Jr so it's Poonier No

I just watch Julian's eyes Like roll back into his head This is the very first proper choice you've made And look at how you're handling your power I think it's great I think she's doing great I'm all for you

Thank you, Jake. I'm promoting you. I'm putting you. Junior. Yeah, I know how to avoid execution, okay? Julian, you're not the nicer now. Yeah, Julian, he has a problem with authority. He likes to walk.

He likes to push it, but he'll end up on the chopping block. Fuck, that sucks. Our first story follows a man we've already done an episode on, RFCA Jr. But since that up, a couple things have happened. He's dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed Trump. While also seemingly attempting as hard as he can to basically be Trump's VP pick, while it seems impossible for Trump to actually remove his current historically unpopular pick, J.D. Vance, from the ticket, he's done almost everything he legally can to de facto replace him with RFK Jr.

With Trump and Kennedy hitting the campaign trail together and RFK promising to do more rallies with him in various battleground states in the coming month. If Trump and J.D. Vance were married, RFK. Jr. would basically be Trump's younger, athletic personal trainer who Trump loves spending time with. 100%. The question is, does he like that? Is he in on it? I don't know. I think he, at this point, it seems like he really wanted, like, because Trump did offer him to be the VP pick a while ago, but he turned it down. It seems like he is regretting that. Really? RFK Jr. was offered the VP? I believe so. Damn. God, that would

have been such a, the QAnon people would have loved that. They would have been like, oh, oh, he was talking about RFK Jr. the whole time. We just got one letter wrong. We misinterpreted. Oh, yeah, my Trump 2020 or my Trump Kennedy, my Trump Kennedy 2020 t-shirt would actually be like useful again. And valuable, very much, much more valuable than it is now. It already is valuable. It's like the thing I would protect with my life. This is such schoolyard politics, though, where he's like, I'm actually don't like the guy that I picked. So like, I'm not going to formally sort of like break up with him, but I'm just going to start having this other guy who I like a, you know, I like having around a lot more.

just be kind of closer to me and a bigger part of my campaign. It feels like being, it feels like being part of like a group project. You know what I mean? When you'd have to do group projects and, you know, there would be two people in the group who clearly had better chemistry. And so you sort of got, you know, they would have a good time. They would get to do all the fun parts of the project, like the cutting and the pasting and the gluing.

And you would have to write all the things. I mean, not from personal experience, of course. I was always the leader of the group and the group projects. He's metaphorically, Shady Vance, imagining himself. Yeah, this reminds me of pumpkin carving when I was eight. And this is definitely that. Do not ask if this is that. Also, Trump asked RFK hours after the first assassination attempt,

which is like the funniest possible time. Well, he's probably, he probably thinks of himself as a candidate now that he's being like. Time said it on his life have made him an honorary Kennedy in his mind. As we talked about on our episode on him, RFK is no stranger to cheating on his wife. Kennedy conceptualizes

his serial adultery as a sex addiction, which is a sentence that probably applies to at least half a dozen other people in his family. But in his case, it seems his cheating days are not behind him. As on the 19th of September, New York Magazine, released a statement that one of their journalists, 31-year-old Olivia Nuzi, had been put on leave

after engaging in an inappropriate relationship with one of her subjects. God, this is so sad because it's like, I'm sorry, there's no, the only way I could think that this would happen is if she's telling herself, well, I'll get to say I fuck to Kennedy. Because otherwise, like, what are we fucking doing here? She just has the worst taste in men possible. Okay, okay. I think that is actually our takeaway. And I know Glass House in this situation, but like, I think it's, yeah.

Yeah, you and Olivia love, you know, talk. about your various times dating RFKJ? I mean, maybe she thought, I mean, depending on when it happened, maybe she thought she would be getting in with a potential, you know, vice president. You know, think of the access, you know, fancy parties, free parking. Olivia, I want to come. Yeah, grim.

Grim, grim indeed. A report by journalist Olivia Darcy on the same day seemed to confirm, that this statement was about 70-year-old, fetid, brainwormed, former independent presidential candidate, RFK Jr., whom Nezzi had done a profile on in November of 2023. In a statement to the New York Times on September 19th, Nassie said this. Some communication between myself and a former reporting subject turned personal earlier this year. During that time, I did not directly report on the subject, nor use them as a source. The relationship was never physical, but should have been disclosed to prevent the appearance of a conflict. I deeply regret not doing so immediately

and apologize to those up disappointed, especially my colleagues at New York. So what, were they sexting? Is that what she's trying to get at here? I think they, yeah, were they doing, like, full-on FaceTime, like, uh, sexy times with each other? There's some allegations that it was full-on FaceTime sex, but it was at the very least sexting, some nude photos.

Full-on FaceTime sex needs, like, a new, like, baseball base to, to be, like, what base do you get, yeah? I don't know, yeah, is that, like, getting thrown out trying to steal home or, uh, I mean, there's, it's a bunt, but it like, the bases are loaded. Yeah, yeah, there's somebody, somebody will figure this out. I see a new Oxford English dictionary entry coming within the next couple years over this. Three, like, specialists of baseball discussing this. Yeah.

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And I also agree that people could subscribe by going to patreon.com slash QAA. Well, that's not an opinion. It's a fact. You're so right, Jake. We love and appreciate all of our listeners. Yes, we do. And Travis is actually crying right now, I think, out of gratitude maybe? That's not true.

The part about be crying, not me being grateful. I'm very grateful. Oh.