Quick Question with Soren and Daniel - Our Least Favorite Movies
Episode Date: November 19, 2024The guys talk about the movies so bad they make you apathetic, from Challengers to Asteroid City. Plus Soren’s approach to The Penguin, why airplanes are the most emotionally resonant place to watch... a film, and what Tinker Tailor Solder Spy can teach us about Rollerball.Thanks to Rocket Money for sponsoring this episode. RocketMoney.com/qq. it could save you hundreds a year. 00:00: New Energy, Podcasts That are More Professional Than Us13:00: Least Favorite Movies, Airplane Films, Soren Reviews Challengers25:00: Disappointing Sequels, Kick-Ass 2, The Spirit Critique32:00: Asteroid City, Wes Anderson’s Style, Plane Movie Disappointments39:00: The Science of Plane Movies43:00: Closing Thoughts, Patreon Plug
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when I was flying from New Jersey to LA
and put on Asteroid City and was bored by it,
I was like, this was, what a wasted opportunity.
I should have just watched a movie I knew was good.
I watched the hours on a plane,
that Nicole Kidman Virginia Wolf movie
and leap during it, like cry during it.
Nothing is slower than that movie.
I've got a quick, quick question for you, all right. I wanna hear your thoughts on it, slower than that movie. When will I be remembered? Words without a word at all I'm going on
Soaring movie Daniel O'Brien
Two best friends and comedy writers
If there's an answer they're gonna find it
I think you'll have a great time here
I think you'll have a great time here So hello again and welcome to Quick Question, podcast about questions.
No question too big, no question too small.
I'm one of your co-hosts, senior writer for last week tonight, author of How to Find Presidents,
Daniel O'Brien, joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Soren Bowie.
Soren, say hello.
Hello, everyone.
This is Soren Bowie.
I'm a writer for American Dad. And right now,
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and you take that in and all that it entails. And if you zoom out further from that,
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That's where our story starts today.
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Oh, I think I like this new one.
I think I like bringing a real fucking low energy to everything that I do from now on.
Here's the thing that Dan, you that Dan, it drives you crazy too.
You go to a live event or you see people who have to be in front of a crowd and they don't know,
energy isn't even a thing that has occurred to them. They get out there and they're like,
no, I'm going to do it at my own speed. I'm going to do it.
And it's not going to be a fun speed.
It's going to be right down here.
It's going to be low.
And everybody's kind of like leaning in because they're like, not only are they trying to
hear, but also they're like, the crowds trying to give to you.
Like they're like, come on, dude, like feel us, read the room, take a heat check.
And the people who just refuse to do that.
It's always amazing to me when that happens.
Guests on shows, it's always how it happens.
Yeah.
I wanted to change the energy up in this podcast
a little tiny bit today.
Been listening to a lot of podcasts lately, Soren.
And there's, it's sort of humbling or maybe humiliating.
Like I've been listening to The Town from The Ringer
and it's a podcast about the entertainment industry
and it starts with the host telling you
what they're gonna talk about in that episode.
Like we're gonna talk about the Martha Stewart documentary
with an interview with the director who worked on it.
We're going to talk about this latest Netflix credit Gerwig news.
But first, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And like, man, that's so great.
That really hooks me as a listener.
We should do that.
And then I know I can go back in my emails far enough and our business boss, CEO, Bacon,
explicitly told us to do that.
Pleading with us to do it.
Pleading with us to just like announce what we're going to do on the show.
Not only because like it gives people a good hook and it's like great leads,
but later when you're trying to find an episode and like you want to do a re-listen,
like it's you want to be, you just got to get to the first 20 seconds,
be like, okay, I know it's in this episode or it's fucking not.
Right.
And for new listeners who are like, okay,
even though there's a lot of bullshit to sift through
in the beginning, they promise they are eventually
going to talk about this TV show that I like.
So if I'm just patient or if I'm really good at skipping,
I can find it.
And that's how we would get new listeners.
But yeah, when Bacon told us to do that,
we were like, no, because we don't want to plan the podcast.
We want it to be free flowing and natural.
And it would be too hard and antithetical to the DNA
of the show if we did that.
And then Gabe smartly pointed out,
I was like, well, after the show is done, you can do it.
I can tell you what you talk about
and you can record your table of contents later
and I will edit it into the beginning.
And we were both like, hmm, no.
That's like, if you go on Schmitty's show,
if you go on a secretly incredibly fascinating,
he just like, he starts recording and you dive in
and you're like, whoa, whoa.
He doesn't introduce you, he doesn't do anything.
And you're like, what is this?
He's like, oh, I go through and I do the intros later.
And I'm like, oh, buddy, that sounds like a lot of work.
You're dedicating a lot of yourself to this podcast.
You shouldn't do that.
We don't.
Because then the podcast doesn't end when you're tired like ours does.
The podcast ends when it's done and that sucks.
And the podcast doesn't end when you're tired like ours does. The podcast ends when it's done and that sucks.
That has been like the one thing that has kept us really going in this podcast is that
we get tired of talking and we just fucking hang up.
And like clockwork, we're always done at the same time within a window of about 12 minutes.
I wanted to start off, Soren, with a recommendation. We haven't recommended anything to each other in a while. Just like pieces of content that we're enjoying. I handle rec- first, sorry, I don't
interrupt you, Daniel, but you should inter- you should give stuff to me all the time because I
out to you, Daniel, but you should enter, enter, you should give stuff to me all the time because I like recommendations.
Yeah.
I'm, and I think that you as a human, it's so antithetical to who you are that you
hate recommendations and so you never give them, but try to understand that the
people around you, I like the things that you like.
Yeah.
Lay it on me.
Uh, have you watched English teacher?
No. It's an eight episode series. I believe it's on Hulu. I can't tell where anything is from anymore. And like I get to Hulu through the Disney app on Apple TV.
So I truly have no idea where anything comes from. It is just eight episodes, unfortunately. I wanted it to be 22.
It's a sitcom about an English teacher in a high school in Texas. It is so fucking funny. It's
in the year of Our Lord 2024, where shows all seem to be a little bit dark and a little bit important and I'm not
saying that like dark and important is a bad thing.
Like I'm fine with serious dramas.
Like I love Shogun very much and I love Succession which really towed the line between drama,
trauma and comedy.
It's so it feels revelatory for a show
like the English Teacher,
or I think it's just called English Teacher,
which is just comedy.
It is only comedy.
And you'll see some ingredients in it,
and you'll think that they're gonna tackle serious topics
in a serious way,
because the teacher in question,
the titular character,
is a gay man teaching in Texas and like already your brain is going like, ah, politics, Texas,
guns, gay people, high school textbooks, all this kind of stuff. And like even when they
do get into those topics, it's the funniest possible way in and out of all those topics.
And no episode has felt like...
Alright, Sorin, have you slayed it?
Are we getting your audio now?
It was mosquito that I was genuinely worried.
So I was willing to pause for a moment.
Alright, yes, sorry, go ahead.
Yeah, even when they like, they talk, they tackle the serious topics like there.
There's an episode that introduces the idea of a shooting in a school,
which seems like such a third rail in comedy that you couldn't possibly do.
And they nail it. It's so funny.
Every bit of it is funny.
You never. And I don't remember the last time.
Maybe it's always sunny in Philadelphia was the last time a show
felt so
Confident in itself from episode one. Yeah, like there was there was no
Growing pains there was no like figuring stuff out
It was just like the show knows exactly what it is. Every character knows who they are
I now know who they are too, and you just want to watch them do stuff every week. It's so fucking good.
I saw trailers for this when it first came out and I saw they brought a gay teacher in
to talk to the gym teacher brought in the gay teacher to talk about sex ed. Yeah. And
I was like, it felt just like the ads because I think they have to do with this with ads, felt so broad.
And I was like, okay, well, a new show exists.
That's great to hear that it's good.
It's so good.
All right, I'll watch it.
And I'm late to it.
It came out a few months ago,
and I end up doing this with shows all the time
where I don't watch them or talk about them when they're airing and
then it'll be
Three years after a show came out that I'm like where season two what the fuck what's going on?
I'm trying to do a better job of like
Spreading the word about a show while there is still while it's still a relevant time to get another season of it. I
That's very kind of you. I will end up watching it six years from now. I, I started watching The Penguin. I watched the very first episode of The Penguin when it came out and was so enamored by
it. And I loved it so much that I got scared and stopped watching it because I want it to build up
so that I have all of it ready for it because I want it to build up
so that I have all of that ready for me
when I'm prepared to watch it.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't wanna wait.
I haven't had to do that experience in my life
in a very long time because of just how I consume media
that I have to like sit there and wait
for another season to come out.
So I'm going to forget that the Penguin exists
until everyone's like trying to
make sure it doesn't get canceled in season four. And I'll be like, well, give this show a shot.
And then I can burn through it. You're not even waiting for season one,
because season one is done. You're not even waiting to like binge a season at a time.
You're waiting for like the show to conclude five years from now.
And I love that nobody's, nobody's talking about it, which is also making me very happy
because I'm not missing out on conversations and I know it's a great show.
And so I'm just like, I'm just letting it build.
I like Penguin a lot.
I'm glad you brought that up.
I think that's a very good show as well.
All right.
I'll watch English teacher.
That sounds great.
Do you want a recommendation from me, Dan?
I'll take it.
Yeah.
But if I say it twice, it's over. Right now, yeah. Right now, no one has
recommended anything to me lately. So, okay. This is, there's, there's, there's, there's fresh
virgin snow on the ground, Soren. All right, let me put my boots in it then and just say, Daniel, I think you should check
out the band Bronze Radio Return.
Bronze Radio Return.
BRR.
Yeah.
Speaking of snow, brrr.
We'll be right back.
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Uh, yeah, I think you should check out.
So there are some elements.
This is like a, this is a little bit of a swing for me for you in recommending it to
you because I like the music a lot, which I know is already a red flag for you.
And then also the lead singer, I mean, the vocals are strong.
Vocals I will say are forward.
It's like a vocal forward band, but not a weird sounding guy.
The guy doesn't have like a fucked up voice.
So I'm not sure you're going to like it.
I'm excited to check it out.
I'm in a bit of a musical rut and a friend of mine, I don't want to get too specific
because some of my friends listen to the podcast, but a friend of mine recommended a band and
I put them on and immediately like five seconds into this band, I loved what I was
hearing.
I loved the voice and the lyrics and the song, like everything, you know, the components
of a song.
I liked all of it and wasted no time texting my friend and saying, this fucking rules,
great recommendation.
Thank you so much.
And then a second song by the artist came on
and I almost was like, hey, I spoke too soon.
I found one good song.
The rest of this is dog shit.
I should have spent some more time.
That's like why I can't recommend Ween to anybody
because I'm like, well, you shouldn't explore
Ween on your own.
What are you doing?
Don't do that.
You don't read Moby Dick on your like nights before you go to bed by yourself.
Oh, we should check out Tom Waits.
Just like, yeah, just pick anything.
Yeah, it's all good.
It's all good.
Can't mess with Tom Waits.
Yeah, I did the same thing.
We're like, I have a friend and all we do is like share music with each other
because we're constantly looking for it.
That's all we like are in college.
Like that's how we got very close was we liked so much of the same music and
everything, and then now we're just like, we want to make sure that we're still
at least keeping pace with what music is.
And so we'll share stuff with each other constantly and I'll hear something.
And I'll be like,
fuck yes, this is what I'm talking about.
And then the minute I try to listen to any other,
their other songs, I'm like, no, they fucking all,
like they got it right once.
They did it right once.
And then all of this is bad.
There's a reason that this one's at the top
of their Spotify playlist,
because this is the only song that they've done right.
Yeah.
Should we get into the show, Soren? Please, please.
Let's just do it.
Okay.
I have some quick questions for you.
This came up at work where we were talking about favorite movies and least favorite movies
and worst movies. And when we started talking about the least favorite
and worst movies, there was a lot of internal discussion
that seemed very illustrative and productive to me.
That some people for like their worst movie,
or not worst movie, because worst movie you could say like,
you know, here I am, ally of the year.
I think the worst movie is Birth of a Nation, you know?
You pick like a movie that is bad morally
or bad for the world.
I think Lee's favorite movie is slightly more fun.
And when people were talking about it,
a lot of them were saying like,
there was a lot of recency bias with movies
that had come out in the last couple of years
to great acclaim.
Like people were saying, my least favorite movie
is Everything Everywhere All At Once, or Jojo Rabbit,
or Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri.
And these are like, I mean, I like those movies.
These are, but those are reasonable takes.
Those are reasonable reactions.
But I do think as people who are coming on strongly
to a movie that got a really positive reaction
when it came out a couple of years ago.
And like, I totally understand that impulse
of everyone liked this movie and I saw it
and I thought it was dog shit.
So like the gulf between the buzz and the expectations and the experience is so
great that this has now become my least favorite movie.
I understand that impulse that is less interesting to talk about to me than
movies that are, that are bad in an even more boring way,
which is what I want to talk about the movies that are bad in an even more boring way,
which is what I wanna talk about,
the movies that are like,
cause I've seen movies that I've hated,
but have still made me want to leap into a discourse
about them.
Like the first Joker movie was like, this was so bad.
And it's so bad that I wanna tell people about it.
And even though that's like a negative reaction, it is still making my brain fire up and lighting
something inside of me that ultimately provides joy for me.
I don't want to talk about bad discourse movies.
I don't want to talk about enjoyably bad.
I want to talk about specifically movies that are like, man, I, I, it's a cliche.
I want those two hours of my life back.
Yeah.
Because everyone has these like complete waste of time movies.
Yeah.
And everyone was picking movies that like say something about themselves a little bit.
Like when someone is saying like everything everywhere all at once is my least
favorite movie because I felt like I was a crazy person because everyone loved it so much and someone was saying the same thing about JoJo
Rabbit and and and what a terrible message it sends and I was like man mine is the rollerball
remake why just a movie that rollerball remake that was uh gosh 2000s movie with Chris Klein,
2000s movie with Chris Klein, LL Cool J, and a few other people. And it was a movie that I saw in theaters with my family that we almost walked out of
the theater to walk into Gosford Park, which was playing at the same time.
So we were like, maybe this will be better.
Two incredibly forgettable movies. But like Rollerball for me is this was not good.
This was not even, it doesn't even inspire me to,
if this were a few years later,
a movie that was so bad that I could then go home
and like write a cracked article about why it's bad.
Rolling Ball doesn't even pass that. And the other movies I had in that category for me were
Kick Ass 2, The Spirit, and one other. But I can't remember it right now, but I would like you
to talk for a while while I try to track down what my other one was. I mean, it's possible that this one doesn't totally qualify
only because we're in, I think it was successful.
There was a claim for it, but I didn't know that.
Let me preface this by saying I didn't know that.
I watched it on the way to your wedding on the plane
and got mad.
And let me just like give you, you know what? I'm
thinking it counts even less and less as I'm talking because I, on a plane, I love
the fact that I mean I can't do anything else. That is my time and it has to be my
time. And so watching a bad movie is like the best way to fill that time. And even
this fell short of being a bad movie to fill that time. I watched Challengers.
Oh, the horny tennis movie. The horny tennis movie. Thinking this is perfect. Like this is
a perfect plane movie. And it was, it was so bad. It was so bad in a way where I was like,
at the end, upset. I was like turning to Colleen and I was like, don't watch that movie.
And she's like, why?
And I was like, I don't even want to talk about the movie.
Like, I don't even want to just don't watch it.
And she's like, but it's got all these like, it's got all these people in it.
This guy from the crown and stuff.
And I'm like, no, don't watch it.
It's not a good movie.
And I don't even want to get into why.
Did you watch it?
No, I didn't watch it. But I do.
There's like a real, there's a serious ache and I don't know why, but there's a serious ache when
you're let down by an airplane movie. There shouldn't be. There shouldn't be such a thing.
It's free. At the end of the day, it should be like, well, like I picked a movie
out of a library of movies and I sat and it like killed time that I otherwise wouldn't
be making productive. But still, when I was flying from New Jersey to LA and put on Asteroid
City and was bored by it, I was like, this was what a wasted opportunity. I should have just watched a movie I knew was good.
I will.
I will watch the book.
I watched the hours on a plane that Nicole Kidman Virginia Wolf movie and leap during
it like cry during it.
Nothing is slower than that movie.
And I'm like, you have me.
You have my time here.
I'm dedicated to you.
And when a movie still like somehow cannot stoop to reach that bar, I'm like, well, you're
fucked up.
You're fucked up big somehow.
That movie, if you don't know, Daniel, it's Zendaya.
It's a love triangle between these two young tennis phenoms.
One of them is all skill.
One of them is technique.
And eventually, one of them becomes very successful.
And then Zendaya was supposed to be a big tennis star better than both of them.
And she hurts herself early in college.
And then it's about their, the next few years, their love triangle.
Like will they, won't they?
And even with the guys, like there's supposed to be a lot of sexual tension between the
guys.
They never really capitalize on or anything.
It's supposed to be a sexy movie.
It's very clear to me that this movie started with an idea that was going to be just one
shot, which was two people playing tennis and everybody watching and everybody's heads
going back and forth.
But one person is not like one person is just focused on something that is not the game.
And what a compelling image that is when there's one person who is not following the game.
And it's you can tell because they use that shot a lot.
And then they just built around that and tried to like build a story.
And there's she buy it like within their later age, she and this one guy are
together who ends up being a really good tennis player, very successful.
And then starts to take a nose dive in his career.
He's just not as good.
And he doesn't really want it anymore.
She's doing like, um, car ads with him.
She's trying to create a billboard of like the two of them for a car.
And I was like, thinking about it.
I was like, that's it.
That's this feels like a car commercials idea of, of a really sexy sports movie.
It's like when I, when a, uh a perfume or a scent gives you like a mini
movie for their commercial with like Natalie Portman
walking through a desert or whatever.
And you're like, you're supposed to fill in the details.
It feels almost exactly like that.
It's an empty calorie, but it looks pretty.
And so you're just like, there's nothing here.
There's nothing going on.
It's a director who maybe English is a second
or third language and they're like, this commercial,
it's Adam Driver with a horse at the beach, Calvin Klein.
And he's like, sure, all right.
Yeah, yeah, because you didn't take up too much of my time.
Right?
Like, even if I don't, if I'm not gonna be like,
I don't wanna fill in those dots.
So I don't wanna connect those dots.
So I'm not gonna, it doesn't matter cause it's throwaway. This was a long time. This
is a long time I spent watching a movie with no payoff. Terrible is terrible. It was a
bad movie. They didn't even have the courage to let, I mean, clearly the movie is very
little about Zendaya actually and about these two guys who should be having sex with each
other. They don't even have the courage to like explore that. They'll be like, they like dance around it a little bit.
They have the guys kiss, but by accident.
And then by the end of the movie, you know, these two guys are not addressing the fact
that they want to fuck each other.
These two little rat boys.
That is a sincere disappointment because I was watching that the trailer and I know
the it's coming from, I'm not going to try to pronounce the director's last name, Luca Guadagno.
Hey, look at that. I did try.
You did.
And he is he directed Call Me By Your Name, which was, I thought, a great film.
And he's coming at this.
He's got this movie, which is like this is a sexy sports movie.
And it's got Zendaya, who, who has been like a white hot star for five or 10 years now.
She just picks really cool things and does really great work. And you got Mike Feist,
who was also on the rise and I guess whoever the other guy is, is known maybe from the
crown. It sounds like you said. And I was watching the trailers and I feel like I know
trailer language well enough that I was like,
this sexy tennis sports movie is trying to Trojan horse
an incredibly gay movie into the mainstream discourse.
And so the fact that it's not is a huge bummer.
Like that's the thing that I's not is a huge bummer. Like that's the thing
that I thought that movie was going to do. I thought. I mean, and they, you can tell that
that was probably in there at some point. Like there's like, there's a lot of them tackling
each other and like eating food out of one another's hands and stuff. Like they're trying to like
raise the sexual tension between these boys. And like it's clear that they should at least try it.
By the end of the movie you're like, no, this is all about two guys and this girl who fucked up
their friendship by sleeping with each one of them over and over.
Which, you know, to our younger listeners, life is long. That doesn't really screw up a friendship.
No, it doesn't.
They would get over it.
That's one of the things that happens.
Look, go read the Saturday Night Live book and you'll realize everybody was having sex
with everybody and everybody's getting their feelings hurt.
Yeah.
Because, oh, Dan Akroyd had sex with Laura Michael's wife.
Oh, they're still buddies.
And yeah, because you know what that is now?
It's a funny story.
It's a crazy time that bonded them all.
If you didn't think every one of us had cracked was fucking in 2012,
you're out of your mind.
We were just in a dark room together, just putting it in holes. We didn't know We we were out. We were just in a dark room together, just
putting it in holes.
We didn't know what we were doing.
They had to legally film after
hours from the waist up.
You couldn't see what was happening under
the table.
It would have been banned on the
Internet.
Soren, I thought of my, I remembered my other movie.
Yes.
And I don't know if you saw it or not, but it was Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
Yeah, I have seen that.
That's Gary Oldman.
That's Gary Oldman.
I think it might be Colin Firth too.
It was, it was like a very, in my mind, it's black and white, even though I know it's not, but it has those vibes.
It's like a very serious war movie based on a very serious book that might be based on
a true story.
I don't know.
But it was a time in my life where I was seeing almost everything, and it was also important
for me to see movies that seemed important so I could seem smart too.
I was with my friend Samantha seeing that movie and
truly almost walked out like leaned over to her and was like we can
there's no rule that says we have to be here and stay to watch the whole thing
because the entire movie I kept thinking like okay enough stop it stop doing this movie
you have spy and soldier in your title. What are you doing?
I do remember watching that. I don't remember hating it, but I was also, I think that maybe I saw it at a time when all I needed from a movie was something to be on while like my child was
asleep. It's like, I was like watching the new French connection and stuff and being like,
okay, I watched it. I don't know what just happened in that movie.
I can't remember a single thing that nothing was memorable, but there it was.
Got it.
I got through it.
Now you said, what was the other one you gave me?
The other two were Kick Ass 2.
I might boot that out of my own list because I might be more mad about that than bored with it.
Because I enjoyed the first kick-ass movie.
I'm sure it's problematic in a lot of ways.
And it was problematic then too, but I just enjoyed it.
I thought it was fun.
That was my first time seeing Chloe Grace Moretz.
It was my first time seeing Aaron Taylor Johnson
doing anything.
Nicolas Cage was doing like a fun bonkers Nicholas Cage part.
And it was dealing with a fun,
playing with a fun superhero trope in a way that I haven't seen any other movies or
comics play with the idea that what if,
I mean, there's a lot going on in the movie,
but the thing that I latched onto was what if Spider-Man
suddenly started getting laid,
which is like a tiny premise buried within the first kickass
where you've got Aaron Taylor Johnson,
who was clearly your Peter Parker stand in.
He gets into some kind of accident that renders him incapable of feeling pain, which inspires
him to become the superhero vigilante kick-ass where he's going and he's fighting crime
and he's stopping crime.
An unexpected result of that is he gets stronger because he's doing more physical activity. He also gets more confident
in his real teenage alter ego life as Peter Parker would if he was suddenly fit and capable.
And his newfound confidence and strength attracts the girl that he had a crush on in high school
and they start dating and he doesn't be a superhero as much anymore.
And it's like, this is like a very funny kind of dark,
but incredibly realistic.
Like that's realistic Spider-Man to me.
I know that it flies in the face of what Spider-Man is
and that he is like, the whole point of him
is sacrificing what he wants for the greater good.
But in real life, Spider-Man gets his powers,
gets strong, gets confident, and then starts fucking.
And it's like, oh, this is way better
than all the other stuff that I was doing.
I'm much happier.
And now I don't want to be a superhero anymore
because I'm in love and I'm happy.
And I want to let that part of my life go away.
It was a fun idea, Barrett and Kick-Ass, that I liked in addition to all of the big,
dumb, fun action set pieces that went along with it.
And I was ready to like Kick-Ass 2 and it just so didn't deliver on anything.
It's always tough when a movie is successful and
it's very clear in the sequel that they didn't they they latched on to the wrong
things from the first one and thought like oh people must really like how
crass and profane it was and how stupid and violent it was let's just like amp
that up to 11 is like no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This isn't the good parts of it.
So that was one.
And The Spirit was my other one.
A movie that, so Sin City came out and was great
that Robert Rodriguez, Frank Miller, highly stylized
black and white comic book movie that looked so cool.
And it was so good.
Most movies all had this feel to them.
Yes.
Frank Miller feel.
And the spirit was another one of those that I saw in theaters and were just like, this is.
It's got a lot of really talented actors and really good looking people,
and it's so stylized, but this is such a a slog. There are some really good people in this. I didn't even know this movie
existed. I remember Michael Swaim and I both, it came out, I have like a very
clear memory of it coming out around Christmas time because I was living in
LA but back in New Jersey visiting my family, saw it with my family, came back
from that trip to LA to learn
that Michael Swaim had also just seen the spirit in theaters with his family and we were both so
unhappy. We both felt so robbed and we're like, we are easy audience, we are easy movie audiences
and we were both just like, man, what a not even wasted potential, just,
just you couldn't fix that movie. It was just a waste of time. And like, one of the things that
make it great for this particular game that we're playing is that it's so uneventful, uninspiring,
that it's never even going to make a list of top 100 worst movies of all time.
That's what drives me crazy is that it didn't make enough of a dent that it's worthy of one of those lists.
And it's frustrating for me.
Yeah, like movies that just get there's quiet criticism.
Like there's not not only happiness rights white everybody like there are lot of, there's like bland writes white as well.
Like movies that aren't even worth talking about discussing are, and like they don't
ever get, they don't get razzies.
They don't get like any of this accolades in the other direction.
They just like float there.
They're the worst.
That's a great way to describe this game.
It's like the movies that are that bad.
It didn't occur to me until you were describing the movie.
Aaron Taylor Johnson, somebody who I, the first time I thought I was even encountering him was Bullet Train. And I was like, I love this guy. Like this kid's got it. And then he, he started
showing up in all these trailers for other movies where I was like, Oh man, when I see that in five
years, I'm going to love it.
But thinking like, yeah, Hollywood saw what I saw and he's getting there.
But I had completely forgotten.
I've even seen Kick Ass.
I completely forgotten that he was a child actor.
Yeah.
I think he's good.
He's wonderful.
I think he's great.
I think he's a really great actor.
I do think he's someone that we will look at a full IMDB filmography at some point and just
think like, well, I hope he fired his agent because there's some, there's some rough choices in there.
Well, yeah, he's in a Marvel new movie right now, right? He's in sort of a Marvel movie. Craven. He's in Craven, which is the Sony studio. Sony, who famously
has access to Spider-Man and all of the Spider-Man characters. They made Mobius. Yeah. They
loaned Marvel Spider-Man so Sony could still have a piece of that. But like Sony knew,
So Sony could still have a piece of that, but like Sony knew we don't we don't know what to do with spider-man
You should have it But still let us retain the rights to him and like we'll make our Venom movies and our Morbius movies and our Craven movies
As we try to build our own MCU through Sony holding on to the one good piece of IP
We have access to and they have just been
Fumbling it every step of the way.
I thought all the Venom movies were fun and enjoyable,
but Morbius sucked.
And like they clearly don't have a flight plan
for what they're doing.
And-
I mean like home run with Madame Webb,
but other than that, yeah.
Yeah.
I forgot about Madame Webb,
a movie that we both saw for this show.
The only homework assignment we've ever been given was to watch this movie and talk about
it.
Did you ever end up watching all of Asteroid City?
No.
Me neither.
I did this thing where I put it on and I was like, this is a lot. You know exactly where I turned it off was when
this when Edward Norton comes into like somebody's big office to talk about the script that we just
saw. I was like, oh, this is a lot. So there was, I'm going to get the exact details wrong, but
I'm going to get the exact details wrong, but Wes Anderson, who is the director of Asteroid City, did a really fun, goofy, had a really fun goofy framing device for Grand
Budapest Hotel, where it starts and you see someone like pick up a letter or a book and
they start reading it and there's narration and the
narration is like focused on a guy who is in like a like a radio broadcast booth
doing essentially the story of the Grand Budapest Hotel. The story he is telling
is the story of another old man walking into a room.
So now we cut to this old man walking into a room who sits down and is telling a story
to a young guy.
And then we cut from that story to the actual story of the Grand Budapest Hotel.
So it's like four layers deep nesting doll of narrators for what is essentially like, you could have just started the action on
here is Ray Fine, the owner of the Grand Budapest Hotel, here are the wacky characters around him,
here is the adventure. But it's like nestled within a story that a guy told to someone else
that is then being told as a radio play that was also written down as a book. And it's just like,
it just adds like a little bit of fun and whimsy to it that when I watched it the
first time, I was like, I don't think anyone has done this exact game before.
It's so stupid. It's so fun. I love it.
I'm so into this movie.
And then he did a very similar thing in Asteroid City where it's like, well,
you did this before and you did it better.
And and and now I'm over it.
That's like more of a lateral bit that he's decided on.
Yeah.
But like, even when they start and it's like, it's all happening on a typewriter.
Like you watch you guys sit down and start writing the story and you're having
like, you're getting slug lines and stuff like that.
I'm like, okay, let's like, let's do it that way.
Sure.
This is all, and like, you see the sets come together.
It's like, Oh, now I have a reason why the set looks like, like a Wes Anderson movie
instead of a real place.
That's great.
That's fine.
But then like we got to now there's a whole nother narrative because now we got to follow
that guy and like what he's writing.
And you're like, I don't want to do all this work.
Can I just, could I just watch a movie?
It's the classic Wes Anderson thing of like, did you like that thing I did?
Would you like too much of it?
Yeah, you feel like a little bit like a goose that's being prepared for some foie gras.
Where you're like, oh, you like grain. Well, let me just put this funnel in your mouth and cram more
in. Sir, sir, sir, you can't have birthday cake for dinner. You just can't.
Yeah, Asteroid City was certainly, and I'm not even prepared to say that that's one of my movies
for this list because I didn't watch it. No, I didn't finish it. And but like that's
where my brain went for airplane movie because I was watching that on a plane. And it shouldn't,
my time shouldn't be so
precious there, but I stopped that movie some amount of time into it and I was like, well,
there's not enough time to watch a full other movie.
So what am I, I'm going to start some other movie or I'm going to like watch two episodes
of Brooklyn Nine-Nine or whatever.
And it's just such a bummer.
I, I, there's something about movies and in general in planes, like a movie, if a movie Brooklyn Nine-Nine or whatever. And it's just such a bummer.
There's something about movies in general on planes. Like if a movie can't meet these specifications,
it's like, it's a real bomb.
But there's something about movies on planes
where you watch it, you get so invested in the movie.
It's like being in a theater where you're just immersed in it
and it's only this tiny little screen.
And then when you're done, you want to sit there
and like think about the movie
you just saw.
It's like never, there's no better audience
than people on a plane.
And I don't know why that is totally.
I think people have like speculated that it has to do
with the amount of oxygen in the plane and stuff like that.
But it might also be that you are,
you're on your way somewhere.
Like you're in transition between probably big places
because that is a,
it's an expense to like get on a plane and go somewhere. Like this is something you've been planning for and you're in the between probably big places because that is a, it's, it's an expense to like get on a plane and go somewhere.
Like this is something you've been planning for and you're in the middle of it.
But then also you are zoomed out from the world.
Like you look out the window and you have,
it's only broad strokes from up there.
And that's like a very new perspective that you don't generally get.
And I wonder if you start thinking about just big humanity issues as opposed to the little
minute shit you deal with on a daily basis where you're like, oh, like there are bigger
things at play and it's fun to think about.
It's like being a kid again.
I'm sure that is part of it.
That's very romanticized though, because there are, you're right, there are physiological
reasons why you are like predisposed to crying on an airplane.
People think it's a unique
phenomenon to them that like, I watched this documentary on the plane and for some reason
I got choked up and I don't know what it was. It's because of the oxygen and the atmosphere.
It's like we all, yeah, it's very common to cry on planes. And it would be great, Soren,
to your point, if we were all like the astronauts seeing earth for the first
time, it's not, you're just, your brain is poisoned because it doesn't have enough oxygen
or it has too much, whatever the fucking thing is.
It's not a pale blue dot situation.
Nope.
That's a shame.
All right.
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