Quorators - America's Choice

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do extreme, right wing American women politicians always seem to be total MiLFs? Greene, Boebert, that one in Alaska, all completely gorgeous. As naturally left leaning, I find myself confused. Nostradamus identified two people he referred to as the antichrist: Napoleon and Hitler. He wrote there will be a third antichrist that will arrive in the future. Would you agree that the third antichrist is Joe Biden? Should I name my daughter Milfy or Créme? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn! More details soon Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

what the fuck is that sound that's the bus have we always had that we got it recently for the educational quaras oh boy i'm not taking it out you should download the uh grinder bing sound so whenever we talk so whenever we talk about grinder we'll have the notification Which has trained our listeners like dogs For those listening We talked about it a lot in the most recent bonus episode So if you want to hear us talk about the Grinder notification

And logo Head to that And the song Day and Night Oh and you know what we're doing a live show Jesus Christ As well If you even care I'd rather you just come to that

I'd rather you shoot a huge load Yeah December 14th 6 p.m. at the Gutter in Greenpoint. Guess to be deteed. But it's going to be a really good one that you're so excited about. You're going to be so excited. I'm going to be a guy. Sorry.

We can get a lady. We'll figure it out. You're saying that we can't get a lady? Because we could. They're not all afraid of me. Only some of them are. You know what? Come on December 14th and you'll find out if it's a guy or a girl.

It felt really good when I was booking people to be extras in our movie and I asked Katie to do the sex joke with me and she said, is this because I'm one of the two girls you know? And I said, yes! Anyway, I'm excited about that live show. I'm excited to vote in America's upcoming election. It's America's Choice, this week on Quarators. well tally-ho good listeners it's another week of quarators america's premier quora podcast i'm

your host alex and that's jeremy and that's claire hey what's going on hey what's going on is the american federal elections where we decide our commander in chief now this will come out after the nope nope when does this come out it will come out in uh i think right before the election nice i'm looking it up you fuck oh yeah you're right it's the day before it's the day before i knock me down a bit just because i did a halloween episode and like october 14th and then a romance episode on halloween all of a sudden the election episode is gonna be the wrong day Well, guess what? It's the right day.

It's the right day, and it'll come out. And you have to make the right choice for commander-in-chief of our armed forces, the deadliest in the world. How many people do you think are waiting for our endorsement? Probably at least. To decide who to vote for? I would say a couple. 10,000 to 20,000?

Yeah. So people are really mad right now at Washington Post for not endorsing. Because they're probably like, I don't know who to vote for. I don't know who to vote for. But at least the quarators will get around to telling me. every year since the nixon scandal i went for the washington post to tell me what to do and now i'm gonna lie down on the floor all day on tuesday and i might die from starvation yeah well if you're like that but for the quarators podcast

we too will push you to think about the next presidential candidates that's right Candidacy. Candidonts. The candid do's and candid don'ts. The candi-cans. Candi-do's and candid don'ts makes more sense. Not the candi-cans. I would cut that out if I could.

The candidates and the won't-edates. Unfortunately, I just can't. I just can't cut it out. So this is our presidential election episode and we've got all kinds of relevant and hot blooded politics for you here on the Quora-based

podcast on Quora. Elephants versus donkeys. Who would win? Are there any other ones? What's the green part of the animal? They don't have a logo, do they? Snail? Green version. They're like a Bulbasaur. That makes sense. They're the least

popular. Their mascot? The fucking earth. It's actually every animal. Third rock from the sun. Pick an animal. Everyone should have an animal. I'd say my animal is the earth no it's not they have like a diamond i need you to go ahead and put away the wikipedia for party of the united states as we go to our space of the week

space of the week i did not know that this was going to be the space of the week alex and we just discussed it This is psychopathic.quora.com. Psychopathic musings. That's relevant. No, that's an accidental click. Okay, so this is the wrong one. All the other links I put in there are correct.

This space is, and this is not to color your choice in the American election, Trumpers are traitors. Oh, right. Now, we are constantly coming across law corrupt Quora. Now, this is why I was surprised when I opened it and it said psychopathic musings. yes uh yeah click on the link under that one but it's actually quite relevant if you think about it yes yeah here we go these politicians these are uh blue maga patriots who are here to call out the cheeto in chief for what he is which is a damn snack at 7-eleven god damn it now the picture is

uh i think it's a cheeto i think it might literally it's a cheeto over a toilet it's impossible to oh no okay really good picture on trumpers and traders really good let's get this okay it's a toilet scrub oh but its hair is donald trump's famous tall blonde hair and then there's like a march simpson yeah he does have march simpson hair i would call it a cheapy version of donald trump like when they make goku small but for donald trump and that's underneath the brush and so when you take a huge shit and it's so big that the toilet can't flush at all you put president number 45 into your toilet i love that when they're trying to like really stick it to trump it's like put him on the toilet paper that's where he belongs

make him have to be in the toilet somehow i would feel so conflicted if i was like really sick and then just going through rolls and rolls of donald trump i feel like some kind of like uh iconography sin i don't know it's never happened to me but It's something I think about sometimes. Don't put jokes on toilet paper. No, it's not where they belong. Why don't you keep your jokes out of the bathroom for once? They exist to be on Popsicle sticks.

Now, it's worth saying, and we were planning this when we were outlining the episode before I posted the wrong link. Yes. We are trying to avoid on the show just reading memes to you. Because it doesn't really come across as much fun as reading the meme itself in person. But most of this space is memes. so it's easier said than done and the parts that aren't memes are actually worse so i've found three uh trumpers or traders examples here most of the posts are from a guy named aaron cowan can we read that one meme though that was good sure so this one is aaron cowan he's posted um

trump has the most extreme case we've ever seen and it's a picture of trump and it says pre-existing condition liabilities that's pretty good and to the point yeah although i don't like the way he spelled it. L-I-A? He has type one and type two because he chose to have it

and was born with it. There is also a comment that says that in all this time I thought he had a lyria. That is 25 upvotes. 26 actually. Upvote spree.

I just upvoted it. You can have both lyria and liabetes I think. Yeah. Upvote a manjaro. You can certainly have diabetes and diarrhea.

Right. And if you have diabetes it can give you lyria. Now there's a comment here that says he is the Kwisatz Haderach of lies. What does that mean?

That is a Dune reference. They've fallen for our trap here. Oh, no. I don't really get why. That doesn't mean anything, also. That makes him sound way cooler than he is. It does. Don't say he's any kind of Kwisatz Haderach.

I also like this comment. Just says, truly funny. Great meme. He is the lying king. To know of him is to loathe him, says Todd Rubin. This guy says 15 laughing emojis, it's terminal, and then 100 emoji, then a rat emoji, then a poop emoji, then an X emoji, and then a fried egg,

then several more laughing, then two rats, then two screaming, then three laughing, then one no smoking cigarettes, one no camera, one rat, several oranges, two rats, a bunch of police sirens, and then a bunch more laughing emojis, one police siren, one laughing emoji, ten more police sirens, and then seven laughing emojis. Cool.

Oh, I like this one at the bottom here. Mary Qualley added, and don't give a shit-oma, and no one upvoted it. Mary, we got you. What disease is that referencing? I guess- Lymphoma? Lymphoma. Some kind of blastoma.

Something's very serious. L-a-no-ma? Should we click on Aaron Cohen? He doesn't- Sure, he's in Albuquerque. I don't know if he's the mod. Wait, real quickly, I want to read the about of this, because this is Trumpers or Traders, Their whole thing is, if this ever loads, we can see.

Yeah, there's a load in the toilet of the White House. If at this point you continue to support Donald Trump or his followers or continue to offer excuses for them, then you are a traitor to the United States of America. Boom. Note that this space was founded well before the January 6, 2021 Capitol attacks. Yeah, they're not just getting on the train. Now, do not let this space influence your election vote.

Why not? Isn't that the whole point of this episode? that we're influencing people's vote based on reading cores about it? We're presenting examples. We're presenting examples, but I think they have to hear all of them out because we cover both sides of the aisle.

You gotta listen to the whole episode and then make an informed decision. And we're not gonna tell you which one to make. Obviously, you can use this in your final decision at the end. Okay, so he's Aaron Cohen. He's a high school teacher. And 20 plus years teaching math.

He lives in Albuquerque. Yeah, here's some math for you. america plus donald trump equals in trouble that's maybe his famous equation that he wrote he also is the mod of de santa sucks yes oh nice cool some more on moon and mars settlement kind of interesting since he does not live in florida yeah that's true a hater from other area codes he's all in on it which is probably good for him he's got a picture of his face on here knows esperanto if i was a fucking teacher why would you i would never post my face anywhere on the internet you know how your students find you you know kids he's just asking to have his face

plastered on the tip of a penis picture we would torture our teacher i think if we found him on quora they're gonna get your face which is too zoomed in and it's gonna say this you and it will be you, since you're the mod of Trumpers are traitors. And the mod of Moon and Mars Settlement. I had a teacher who would play Xbox games with kids in her class, which I always thought was extremely

weird. At home? Like over the internet. Were they good? Oh, that is weird. It's really weird, right? I just want to know, were they good? I don't know. It would be like Call of Duty. I killed you, bitch. Give me A+, bitch. This is the place where you can say slurs, kids.

keep it out of the classroom and keep them against the blue team uh we have a few more on this a few more examples now and i know there's a one from erin cohen okay so this is what this is news oh this is news queen b beyonce endorses kamala endorsed at last beyonce and kamala harris together live in houston friday night october 25th now kamala harris has her hand over her heart and beyonce is she's wearing a cowboy hat as if to say we're gonna