Quorators - Answers From The Beyond

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are all tall people happy? Do most tall people take words personally? If a human is an animal, then do we say that an animal is a human? What does it mean when I saw centaurs and other mythological animals while I was doing past life regression? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Bowser is a despicable creature, and if you look into his involvement in Laos and the Malaysian subcontinent, it's really unforgivable, and the fires he's been breathing. This is your character, Noam Chomsky, talking about Mario. This is an email I'm reading that he sent to Jeremy in 2019. He did do that, yeah. Jeremy, it's quite based how you can palette swap Mario and try all the different colors. I asked him to go on my podcast about Mario, and he said he couldn't, but that his grandchildren forced him to play Luigi. That was the conversation.

They make me kiss my wife. What? They record it, and they say, kiss her. Kiss your wife. No one, Tomsey's grandchildren make him do that? Kiss your wife, bitch, they say. He's getting younger and younger. That's what they say when they want to play Mario.

They kiss your wife, bitch. We'll play it first, but I got to see you kiss her one more time. take out your penis grandpa go ahead and lock lips you old chip that's what they say to me cool that's what I said to Gore Vidal

what in 1972 I'm going to stop the recording and start it again so we can lose all this and we will now hit the song which I remember is on this channel it's Quaretors

Well, you're hearing that smooth sound through the headphones as the Quarators podcast back again live at Jeremy's apartment. We're here with Milo the cat. He is smelling my jacket, and he cannot get enough. He loves it. Now, we are in for another exciting week here on Quora.com, America's Questions website. And I, for one, can't wait

to read all the questions. How's everyone feeling, gang? How you doing, Claire? Pretty good. Had a slice of apple. Other Claire. House Claire. House Claire. My wife. Either a field Claire or a house Claire. She doesn't leave the house. House Claire, wife Claire

gave us some slices of apple. She did. Like we're on a soccer team. Yeah, that's right. And Alex had a juice box. That's correct. Now, on the soccer team's Famously, I would be handed slices of orange and I would have too many and then I would cramp up on the field and stop playing soccer. But this won't happen today because just a few slices of apple is actually just what you need to get back in the game. We're doing three episodes today.

We're banking a lot of episodes before I give birth to progeny and therefore become unavailable for several weeks. For the dawn of child. Now, people are telling me you're going to shoot one out, Hotshot. and then you're not going to be able to hop on the mic and rap. It'll be your wife who shoots it out. You're not shooting it out. This is stolen valor. We are shooting it out.

No, don't say that. Because we are a team. Yeah. And maybe you'll understand that when you're older. But here's the thing is I feel like even though I'll be exhausted from the pushing, after this baby comes out, I'm going to be ready to talk about it. I'm going to be ready to just get on the mic.

I'm going to hit all the buttons. I'm going to hit the sounds. I'm going to go on Quora. I'm going to say that guy's crazy. That's bipolar disorder. And then I'll log back off, and it'll be totally normal for me. But people are insisting I won't sleep for several weeks in a row. We'll just have to see.

I was saying bring the baby. Yeah, just bring the baby on the pot. Yeah. I just don't. People think you could just do this. They think you could just walk in on the street, any old Joe. Alex, if you're worried that the baby doesn't want to be in the pot, I'm sure she won't mind.

I don't think she'll be good. I don't think she'll be a bad guess. She's not going to yes and my prompts. She's not going to do her Noam Chomsky impression. Right. She's not going to talk about Mario when I want her to. Sure. Because she won't have language yet.

And I think that's one of the key facets of podcasts. Call me an old fashioned grump. She'll be like Milo, the cat with one lung. That's right. And just sort of wake up when you yell loud enough, but mostly be sleepy. She'll be like father. Yeah. Father

That's my father My loud father I've been meaning to talk to you guys about this I don't think Milo's good on mic Milo? I don't think Milo's good on mic Milo, come over here He just kind of sits there

He looks annoyed at me all day Sometimes he curls up on Jeremy's chest He did do that He tried to eat Claire's sandwich the other day Yeah I thought it was quite rude He only has the sharp teeth of a carnivore You can't do that to me

Right, it's disrespect That's what it is He was standing behind the camera and it kind of looked like he was like shooting a self-tape for me. I do like that. I like it when it looks like you're running lines with Milo. I'm going to need more anger from you. That's Milo saying that to Claire. Let's talk about Quora.com, I guess.

We're here on the questions website. The questions website. It is interesting that it is the one questions website. There's no other website specifically for questions. There's many for answers. Yes. Yahoo. Ask Jeeves.

Boom, that's a questions website. I would call Google an answers website. Does Ask Jeeves still exist? No, they killed it, I think. If anything, it might be just ask.com. They got rid of Jeeves? They got rid of Jeeves. Jeeves was slowing them down?

They were like, nobody loves the whimsical butler who gives you your answers. Fuck off. Jeremy, go ahead and just type in Jeeves.com. See if this is a corporate split. It's like Czechoslovakia. There's info at Jeeves.com. No, Jeeves.com doesn't exist.

They've killed off Jeeves. He was a friendly British man who would answer your questions, and they said no more. Right away, sir. He'd say, yeah, how do I watch porn on the computer? And he'd say, oh, let me help you, sir. You're quite a cad for this one, master. Oh, young master, your libido cannot be tamed.

That's right. That's what he would say. Young master. Jen and Jameson, feet pics, Jeeves. Right away. You've gotten to the soul of the issue once again, sir. Two feet on a platter coming right up. The thing about Jeeves is I always imagine him revealing a silver tray

and then pulling the top off, and my search is in there. Yeah, I think that's correct. I don't care how many Googles you do, it doesn't feel that way. They fired him, and they killed him. Now you ask who? Who's to say? no one knows he's pinned him to a tree you know it hits the space of the week button first we're gonna start with space of the week

space of the week oh we never said the episode it's answers from the beyond you know that already it's in the title it's kind of a mystical otherworldly episode we had a lot of philosophy stuff and somebody sent me this guy but uh i didn't want to just because it's space of the week it's not guy of the week i wanted to go to his main space which is hacking the afterlife obviously not guy of the week hacking the afterlife.core.com it feels rude to have guy of the week no that's that's that's what would be brian quinby's show it feels like we'd be doing a show about guys which is not and we're doing a show about quaras yes which is different now this space overlap this space is followed by

barbara j sparkle who's barbara j sparkle again who is uh i think she's like a blunt but true answers from experience since she's from the Hard Knocks University. I think she was the one we thought was a Fed. If I recall correctly. Cool. I could be wrong there, but this is a space... Jeremy's zooming in on Barbara J. Sparkle, completely blowing past

the space. Sorry, the space is Hacking the Afterlife. Talking about the flip side based on the interviews with folks off planet. So what you need to know is this is one guy, Richard Martini, who claims he knows about what happens after death. Amazing

name which he calls the flip side which is i think a great name is uh by interviewing spirits and ghosts um upside down details of the group i have filmed 200 people using hypnosis meditation or mediumship saying the same things about the afterlife have compared those results to thousands of cases from dr womback dr weiss michael newton interviews with folks no longer on the planet via mediums who work with law enforcement this is a forum to share data research or experiences with the afterlife not a place to argue ideology belief or opinion to shake anyone's tree or engender argument don't shake my tree uh i talked to law enforcement at this moment moment we uh procured the spirit into the astral realm it was at this juncture i kinetically removed my

device i took off my e-reader uh this has 57 000 followers i identified the perp as slimer who is often in this museum uh but yeah uh let's read some questions i guess i i sent you some but it's a lot of people asking like by the way my husband's dead is he uh with the spirit tree and then he'll be like no my freaking husband dead my husband did this my husband did that he um really good he capitalizes the flip side in a lot of these which i couldn't tell if that was like i was like Is this a more popular podcast? Very possible. There's 60,000 followers on here.

This most recent question is, my husband died in October. I've been looking for signs. Yesterday I asked Alexa to play any song and straight away the record played at my husband's funeral played. Is this a sign or just a coincidence? I would say that one's a coincidence.

That one, no. Your husband is now the Alexa and you should fall in love with the Alexa. Richard Martini says, ask him. Ask him. I've been filming people talking do learning new information from their loved ones offstage. Offstage is what he

calls the spirit verse. What is the stage right of the spirit verse? Can I just say too much lingo for what you're talking about here? Is offstage a real thing? Yeah, he has like a bunch of terms he uses for like the flip side is afterlife. They're just non-denominational

afterlife. This is a podcast. Okay, but they only have 77 reviews. So they're not as big as us. Go fuck yourself acting the afterlife. Thank the Lord. It's a picture of him and his wife. I don't know if they are married, are they?

It's just him with some floozy. Jennifer Schaefer. And Jennifer Schaefer. Because he's Richard Martini. She would be Jennifer Martini. You're going to take that name if you marry this guy. Yeah, you're going to go ahead and take Martini. You're not going to take Martini if you marry a Martini, Claire?

They could be SOS. Claire Martini? That's not bad. Yeah, that's pretty good. It goes with anything. It really goes with anything. I would definitely be Jeremy Martini if I married someone. Jeremy Martini's a really good, even Alex Martini's really good.

I might change it to Jezza Martini. I think I might change my name to Martini Unrelated. I don't even need to bury this guy. I'm sorry I called Jennifer Schaefer a floozy. I thought maybe she was just some arm candy for Richard in the picture. I didn't realize she also hosts a podcast. I think they talked to Bill Paxton's ghost. I was going to say, this episode says it has Bill Paxton.

Oh, my God. I clicked the wrong button. That's crazy that it's the episode of the podcast featuring guests like these three dead guys. Bill Paxton and Billy Wilder. All the Bills show up. That's pretty cool. Stacking Bills. That's a really good idea for an episode.

Just be like, we talked to Bill Paxton. Well, it's like they're talking to all the people who just died recently. Is there like a place where you can't get to them anymore? Like they talked to Marilyn Monroe in November. Yeah, but you can't. Who's to argue? I mean, these people can go like, we had Abraham Lincoln on our podcast, and I can't say they haven't. Well, they're talking about politics and stuff on here, too.

Can you imagine having an episode right after the election and having Abraham Lincoln come on as a guest? That's brilliant. I like Hawk Tua. I think she's a relatable young upstart. And I won the Civil War. You keep asking him about the election He's just like What about Hayley Welsh

Isn't she interesting She didn't mean to steal your coins Do you like Trump Or did you like Kamala I invested all my money My ghost money In hawk coin All my ghost money gone

They get it back in a later episode He's like she's a scam artist I had to sell my hat i didn't know when she spit on that thing that thing was abraham lincoln's grave they have abraham lincoln on a lot you would of course he's always talking if i could have abraham lincoln on a lot i would he's in a lot of episodes it would be alex and abraham lincoln show a new show i'm starting when we just shoot the shit be like when barack obama bruce springsteen had that show.

Yeah, they had Phil Hartman on their show. That's awesome. Wait, wait, wait. Cool guess. Jennifer begins to talk about her meeting over at UTV.

They were talking when they were about doing some shows. Something weird. How are they getting some of these great guests? Who books this? Yeah, Jimi Hendrix.

I can't imagine what he's saying. When you get somebody who's really funny who's dead, are they performing on the show? Is Jim Henson killing

on Hackney Afterlife? I would hope so. Jim Henson wasn't a big... Was he a big jokester guy? I guess he was. Well, yeah. He made Kermit. Is there a funnier guy than that?

Does that mean Kermit's dead? Yeah, essentially. Kermit is dead. They got Matthew Perry right after he died. Oh, they got Junior Sam. Okay, we can't keep going. It's very funny to have Abraham Lincoln, Carl Weathers, Jennifer's dad,

Jim. Okay, well that's very impactful to Jennifer, isn't it? Amelia Earhart, Steve Jobs, and Napoleon. You got Napoleon for this? He doesn't even know about TV. What are you going to ask him about? Artillery positions?

As these reports about Amelia Earhart's plane fly in, here's one of our many interviews with the avatrix. Avatrix? Aviatrix. Aviatrix herself. Jesus. I appreciate all the interest, but seriously, she's home. She's available.

Anyone can ask her questions about her journey. She's home. The word is aviatrix. I've spent 30 years proving she landed on Mili Atoll, was arrested, taken to Saipan. Okay, so this person knows what happened to Amelia Earhart. Well, he's interviewed her. And he has the free website.

The details are on Earhart on Saipan.com. Pretty much the only way to know where she landed would be to interview her ghost, so that makes sense. Now, this is a beautiful website we've gone to here. Yeah, it's mostly about Amelia Earhart. Designed on Web 1.0 by Amelia Earhart herself. This is a super long blog spot post. There's a crazy repeating image of a field.

We simply cannot read any of this. any of this. Go back to what this podcast is. Yes. Okay. I sent you some questions, Jeremy. If you ever wanted to read them for once in your life. Really, really quick. Should we listen to what this guy's voice is? No. We have to.

We're doing a podcast. We'll have to pay him. Oh, yeah. Maybe that's true. I don't know. Anyway, time exists offstage. Should I read more of his questions or no? Yes. You didn't click any of them yet. How can there be no time

in Flipside. Time is not a material phenomena. I mean, existence implies time and space both. So how Flipside has no time. How Flipside has no time. So here's the thing is he has answers for all of these. Yeah, for everything. Of course he does. He's a podcaster. You try to get him against the wall and you're like,

how is there no time, Richard? Dumbass. And he's like, guess what? Time exists offstage. Dumbass. Bitch. The word offstage deployed again. People report is different than here. That 25 years on Earth feels like five or ten minutes on the flip side. So events that happened 200 years ago

feel like an hour and a half. And that's how I get Napoleon on my podcast. He's like, I just died. I'm really mad about it. Mon-du. You keep calling me every ten seconds. I don't want a podcast anymore. I want to conquer Russia.

Where's my hat? I sold it for hawk coins. They're all selling their hats. Pretty much every ghost lost money on HawkCoin. Yeah, it's actually really bad for the ghost community. It's really hard for them. They just were so horned up for her. Yeah.

I assume, like, the HawkTua brand has millions and millions of fans. And I, in my mind, I'm like, oh, they're all horny for her. And they get horny because she says HawkTua. I think a lot of people just will engage with the media that's in front of them. so people are like they think there's five podcasts in the world and one of them

is Joe Rogan and they're like there's a six podcast now it's this girl from the computer and they're like alright yeah listen to that

yeah she spits on things I think that's funny she's the funny girl from the computer people don't want to have to pick things that they like they just want to be

shown something that's easier that way Jeremy and I were looking at like comment messaging boards for like big shows and it's full of people

being like I don't like this show but I don't know what else to do. Yeah. And what they do is they try out Hak Tua

and they buy some of her money. And they like it. They're like, maybe she's a country. Maybe she should have money. Maybe she's a country. Maybe she should

dispense currency like the Fed. Hak Tua is Greece. Yeah. New rule. Hak Tua is Greece. If you go to Greece, it should be Hak Tua.

All right, so what can we find out about the afterlife from Richard Martini? I feel like I should glean something from this. One guide explained it this way.

imagine a string on that string are all of your lifetimes they go from left to right one after the other because that's how people learn that's that's how strings work yeah however turn the string to your eye and look at all of those lifetimes it would appear as if they are all happening simultaneously like 3d chess how one move affects all the other games involved it's like wizard chess thank you for writing in real quick he's quoting fight he's quoting this thing about the string which I think makes perfect sense

then he adds like 3D chess and I'm thinking you don't know the actual you actually don't get the quote that you're putting

because it's nothing like 3D chess turn the string to your eye to your eye he's saying because it's a 2D thing go ahead Claire

hold a string to your eye all the memories are having the same time we'll wait we'll wait for you to look at the string imagine if you will

four balls at the edge of a cliff okay anyway so I don't know he's he's oh this is so long he just explains time for a long time during one of our podcasts someone came forward to talk about the tragic events of their lifetime i wondered aloud why they're still

concerned about having people on the planet so he's talking about interviewing a ghost here should i tell should i read you a text that my cousin texted me she can talk to ghosts really yeah i would like that i would love that follow-up question ghosts yeah she said it's about ghosts my question does he ever make the ghost ride the sibian what does that feel like to a ghost with their ghostly tail because they don't have a full body that way they just have a wispy tail it makes you come in like 30 seconds uh-huh but for oh it's over here claire uh but for the ghost that's like half a second that's got to be crazy yeah you come so could you imagine coming in half of a second just go that's right so from the ghost perspective it's just like you you show up and

you're essentially like shocked with cum and then you leave just for the record alex you think it's cool to interview a ghost on a podcast i do think that's cool but you don't think it's cool to interview a demon on a podcast that's also correct there are different things that one is evil like this at all and we've been reading about it on quora they repeatedly tell us not to do it you're You're like, well, that means we should do it. We should do it. We've learned nothing from this show. Thank you, Rich.

Always inspiring. It's cool that this guy knows about the afterlife. Richard Martini. He's got a movie. Flip side, a journey into the afterlife. He made the movie. It's not like a real movie. Packing the afterlife.

Backstage pass to the flip side. Talking to Bill Paxton. Yeah, I'm clicking that. Don't use Bill Paxton. I'm going to martinifilms.com, which is, by the way, a great name for a production company. He directs to Amazon. Can we watch the trailer for this? I don't think we can.

We can't. You, like, really don't get. I have to, like, re-explain to you copyright every single week of this show. All right. Fair enough. It drives me crazy. We already are. It's on Gaia.

303 is trying to repossess my house. This guy isn't 303. He's Bill Paxton's friend. Richard Martini. Gaia, by the way, is, like, the streaming service for cranks, right? Is that true? It's all like Ghost and like the Beyond related streaming stuff. So it's like Portal to the Pleiadian, Sacred Geometry, Knights of the Templar, Channeling

a Bridge to the Beyond, Forbidden Knowledge, Rotten Cities, Lost in Time. Bob Lazar. That's Bob Lazar. He's a well-respected physicist. I found my text. Please read it, Doug. Well, so basically I thought of this because at the end of the text she goes,

timing is different on the other side. So parts might be future tense, parts of this text. But this person who I know who could talk to ghosts also has a psychic. Okay. And so sometimes they go to the psychic to sort of double check, communicate. They had a psychic reading

and my parents came through my dad showed the psychic uh him reading some kind of long paper tape receipt this could be it could mean anything to like uh maybe i should be reading my receipts more or saving my receipts all it like messages to be sent to me basically if my like dead grandpa is sending me messages through receipts. I'm not getting them. No, I'm not reading those. Every time I touch your message, I get microplastics in my skin.

I'm not even printing them. I'm throwing them away instantly. I haven't looked at a receipt in 10 years. Yeah. And then my mom showed the psychic a linoleum floor. Wow. And the message from my mom to me was to get back to basics.

And for some reason, my mom showed her a big fluffy dog. Wow. and a little girl in a high chair. And then my mom in the message said, quote, the old-fashioned way. So then she says, like I said, she goes on to say,

timing is different on the other side, so parts might be future tense. So this could all sort of be meaning like... So right now you don't need to get back to basics, but you will later? But I will later, and then we'll probably see a little girl in a high chair. Sure.

Can I just say that's like really hedging your bets of like, oh, it's not relevant now, it'll be relevant at some point. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Oh, it was relevant when you were in a high chair, actually. So I was still right. I think the girl is going to be Alex's baby. That's what I was going to say.

I think I'm going to be looking at Alex's baby. Right, and she's going to come on the podcast. And the big fluffy dog is just like Alex. Yeah, that's Alex. Some kind of dog. shivering in a blanket because he hadn't slept in five weeks. No child of mine will behold

Claire. Well, the prophecy foretold. But I think it's interesting. There's something about the time thing. You should tell your cousin about Richard Martini. Or Bob Lazar. Or Bob Lazar. I know about Bob Lazar. He's a respected

physician. Pew pew. Bob Lazar. By physician, I mean physicist. Okay, well, anyway, get off of Gaia. That's the space of the week. I thought you guys would like it. It's Gaia, a podcast about Gaia. Very mysterious. Richard Martini.

There's a lot more on here, but I feel like we will get stuck for a year. Yes, no, I think you're correct. And that might put us in the flip side. And we must go to Quilosophy. The Mix Master never gets it wrong. E-ha-ha Qu-i-la

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Penis Worship, i i'm five stars i just say real quick penis worship is capitalized here so it sounds like it's the name of like a book or something yeah that's why something to review unless it is just the idea of worshiping a penis question is penis worship is the name of my oc okay so the the bot actually changed this the original question was reviews of colon penis worship that is confusing and the bot said what is your review of penis worship okay so they were trying to start like a series of reviews of random things and then Quora was like, no,

just say it. Just do a question. Say what it is. We don't do that. Alright, we have an answer here from William CLF. He has two answers. And one, Quora decided was not relevant. Yes. Well, one said it was a duplicate even though it's not. Okay, what do we got? The first answer he gives is, it gives

a man with a large one power over others. He can have many women and be the envy of many small guys. So many can worship A large, potent penis I'm not seeing any lies so far And then he later on says Where someone treats a penis like an idol

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He's a contributor to The Boneyard and Gayism Now do not confuse the Boneyard with the Bone Zone Those are very different places I could fuse the two He's a contributor to Gemma's Naughty Mind Hot, Sticky, and Sweet 18 Plus Don't click it I'm not clicking

Wait, what's the first one? Wait, what? Cunted CCLF Achieved the F State Okay, cunted are born males who lost masculinity to cock and cum This is going to take us down a dark road I'm not clicking it This is a gay guy this is

well who's to say yeah this is it's too raw for television I will say for those

listening the um the image of this of this sub is a uh guy fucking

another guy I don't think this guy is oh yeah I guess you're right he's a member

of the gay zone yeah which is hardcore man-on-man sex anal-centric

cocks cocktastic and hot af well it is the gay zone uncunted

cclf I don't think it's two guys I think it's the gimp from

pulp fiction and a guy well it's a silhouette of a guy i think it's i mean there's one way we could find out but we can't can we because it's too raw for television what else to others questions is this guy okay so hot sticky and sweet 18 plus real quick the description of this space is no daddy's having sex with their moms our mom kids moms that goes for you to know sex with anim okay if you're too horny to type you don't need to create a space you could just go everyone's too horny to type just like she was naughty mind my naughty imagination running riot lots of adult pics and sexy posts please my imagination running riots very funny i'm thinking of crazy stuff again

oh i had no idea that's what it means to be cunted i just came up do you think when disney came up with Fantasia, that was like his naughty mind. Oh, hippos and a tutu. Disney's naughty mind. Yeah, it ran riot. Welcome to my naughty mind. Whoa, what if a

mouse was a man? Oh, I have a Jewish wizard and he's very cruel to his apprentice. Is he Jewish? Oh, right, because he didn't like the Jews. I forgot about that. That's one of the main things about Disney. You gotta respect him. He was a beautiful

artist he was the only one who knew about mice well originally he knew about bunny and they stole it from him so he made mouse they come up with a bunny three parentheses today my family we like to look at it it's snowing a lot it's a winter wonderland it's a christmas miracle it's the first snow of the season jingle bells happy new year to everyone listening by the way happy new year and don't forget this christmas season cunted or born males who lost masculinity to cock and cum let's go on to the next question yeah i did enjoy that one okay this one's in human instructions if anybody uh needs a thorough review uh penis worship thumbs up um oh yeah i forgot uh are tall people are all tall people happy do most tall people take words

personally all right survey of the room jeremy you and i are both over six feet that's right So we're tall people. I'm like just below six feet, but yeah. Okay. You're six feet. I'm six foot two. Yeah. Oh.

And so I can say- Are you happy? I'm joyous. Wow. And overcome with joy. And how's the weather up there? It's quite fine, Jeremy. I guess besides GERD, everything's going pretty good.

The GERD, I think, would be worse if I was smaller, because I'd still be taking down big ones. Yeah. And that would make me throw up. Your pipes would be even shorter. shorter they'd be jammed up yeah yeah although i would also be able to squat better because uh if you if you're tall and you try to do little like uh leg exercises my i gotta go so far to do anything and it's just really hard and i feel like i'm gonna have a heart attack

i think i'm kind of happy but i took cheating growth hormone to become tall so i feel like i'm small-minded yes you know what i mean i'm not i went against god's will you snuck into our club yeah so i don't think i count really nobody's noticed that jeremy's just like on stilts in the corner yeah but do you guys take words personally i do yeah you guys definitely that's the downside to being tall is yeah we take words extremely i can't hear everything and what i do here i take when people say alex looks like the guy from 303 he takes that quite personally yeah i mean i took that personally and i'm short yeah right so i don't know imagine how i feel

Also, good words. You can take good words personally. Doesn't have to be negative. If you rely on the Greek classics, as we always do on this program, the short hero can be stereotypically quite cunning and mischievous. And so you might not take all words personally

if you're a mighty King Odysseus of fair Ithaca. But not cunted. Well, you've been lost to cock and cum. That's neither here nor there. He's lost to the cum. There's a bunch of related questions about this. Hey, let him go.

He's been cunted. He's lost. He's got cock madness. Jeremy's doing Elden Ring for cunted now. No, yeah. I was thinking of like an old, I don't know. What was the Thousand Cock Stare? Is that what it was?

Thousand Cock Stare was Korra. He's got the Thousand Cock Stare. He's cunted. He'll never return. Now the cunted becomes the cunter. You've lost your boy to the cock. Related questions. Are all tall people happy?

Why do some short people seem tall? Oh, that's a good question. Oh, that's a great question. Because you're small. Oh, that's what it is? Oh, yeah. I think that's what it is. Listen to women.

If you have a big penis, you seem tall. That's tall coded of you. Yeah, you're acting tall. You're acting like you can see everything. You're walking tall. B-D-E. B-D. Oh, remember that?

I haven't heard that in years. I didn't like that. I really did not like that. No, I felt very forced at the time. Isn't it a term we made up just for, what's his name? Pete Davidson. It was invented to explain Pete Davidson. It's like scientists came together to be like,

why is this man so confident? Right. Maybe there wasn't much going on back then. No, it was, well, we had alcoholic seltzer just came out. Was that pre-COVID? Yeah. B-D-E? Yep.

It was like late Trump terms. Did you cross paths with Pete Davidson at SNL? No. Nope. He never came to work. Oh, really? Wait, did you work there when he was there? I was there for his last season, I guess.

He just didn't show up. He only did remote shoots. Oh, really? Like pre-shots. Well, you try to get in the room with him, and his penis would just box you out. He would just cunt up Lorne. Oh, my God. Who was lost to cock and cub.

I don't like the direction this is taking. It's not that kind of show, people. We've all been lost to cock and cum at some point in our lives. It happens. Okay, I'm sorry. What is the theme for this week? The unknown or something? Oh, answers from the beyond.

Answers from the beyond. Are all tall people happy? If we can keep that in mind as we go through these. Okay, so there's no answers on this. We'd answered it. Well, there's one answer. One person says, why do you keep asking the same pair of inane questions over and over again,

even when you answered? Are you asking to be muted? Oh, bro. Poor upvotes. Bro doesn't know he's about to be muted. And then this other guy who's answering a similar question, do tall people take words personally, says, what does height have to do with anything?

So if you're tall, you're more sensitive. I throw the bullshit card on this. People are people. And they're not going to take anything personally unless you insult them. I wouldn't insult a person taller than me for fear of getting my ass beat. Sounds like you're a sensitive tall man, Tony. Tall man, sensitive. This is Tony Villari.

Taking word personally. Tony pointing out that tall people can hit you from downtown because they got limbs for days. This is Pastor Tony, who's in the Air Force. Oh, always humble, semi-ancient piehole philosopher. What does that mean? Pastor Tony, he's talking out his piehole. He's an interfaith minister who preaches tolerance for Islam. Oh, that's nice.

That is nice. Okay, Tony. We like you. Good for you, Tony. You're a great man, and we respect you. But why are you wasting your time answering a question? Why are any of these people answering these questions? I don't know.

I really don't know. People, I think, on the internet just feel like everything is directed to them. Right. Yeah. Well, people, I will say, over the age of 55. Well, it's a certain kind of... Honestly, everyone. If you go on Twitter or something, I feel like every time you post something and people

don't understand it, they're like, I don't get this. And they're just like, it's not for you. It makes them mad. Yeah. And even on TikTok, if you post a video, there's always teens who are just like, I don't know. It isn't for me. It's like, you don't, then don't say anything. Yeah.

Well, that's why I'm always like when you're commenting on a video on YouTube, I'm, I'm old. I'm like describing what the internet is and then I'm saying that I don't like it. Now this is my too. YouTube is so mean. The YouTube comments, whenever our videos break, uh, you know, through our, our audience and it reaches strangers, they're so mean to us. But it's like, why?

I don't know. They usually say I'm a girl and then they say Nazi things to me. They do like to say Alex is a girl because he has long hair. I am not a girl. I'm a tall man and Pastor Tony was quite kind to me. Here's another question. Is the ultimate wisdom paradox? Well, I'm glad we got off this.

Paradox, the ultimate wisdom. Is the ultimate wisdom paradox? Good thing we're not talking about all those porn groups anymore. Now we can get to the real meat of the episode, is the ultimate wisdom paradox. So paradox in itself is inexplicable. Is that what a paradox is? To be a paradox is to be of one dox and the next.

To take two doctrines and to cross them. Ineffable? It is an ineffable situation and analogy. And therefore, the ultimate wisdom, it is the synthesis and the hypothesis. I don't like this either. I don't like this question either. Well, can we read some answers, please? Yeah.

I just think this is funny that this guy, Stephen 2, wrote the question. And the original question he wrote was, is the ultimate wisdom paradox? And then the Quora bot said, it changed it to, what is the ultimate wisdom paradox? Which I think actually makes less sense. and steven too said no it is the ultimate wisdom paradox maybe this is an english as a second language situation i think his question makes more sense i think what is the ultimate wisdom paradox makes way more sense actually neither of them really makes sense he is a translator ironic i'm a bad translator you can email banned i wonder yeah i like that you could still see

someone's uh questions even after they've been banned yeah it's helpful for podcasters it really is can i um see any of the answers to this question yes the ultimate wisdom is not a proposition leading to a contradiction however wisdom may appear paradoxical to those who treat a statement arising from wisdom as proposition leading to a contradiction with other propositions is that exciting yes that's from abdua ramon lamox and i like it it's a place for great minds to discuss things kind of like when we're talking about penises joe spermon says the other day i saw a rainbow i tried to catch it and all i got was wet clothes i tried to hear silence all i got was noise we should have eaten i'm getting angry at every joe's burman i don't like this guy either

i think these people this guy's got a picture of a dog yeah father pondering life it is a cute dog this is why i'm on here i'm trying to get to the bottom of life's great questions it's not all about cunting men for me sure i like to see a good man cunted at the end of the day but in the meantime i'm trying to get to the bottom of god's plan screaming sure they're made weak by the cock and cum but what is the wisdom paradox first i want to feel like i'm uh mature enough to not find that much money or anything else in the world but i'm not you have to eat your supper before you have dessert i guess that's what i'm trying to say yes answers i'm sorry i'm trying to find more answers to what is a better dessert than cum um someone just says i think it is

I agree. Great answer. Well, that settles that one. And then Steven 2 says, why? Shut up, Steven. You got an answer on your fucking question. This is 10 years old, by the way. This is 10 years old. Yeah, he's never going to see this, but shut up. Steven 2. Shut up.

Someone says, no, the ultimate wisdom is fact, i.e. the way of nature. Fact cannot be a paradox. Okay, see, these are good answers. Yeah, that makes sense to me. This is like, I feel like I'm part of a room of bedrobed men in like the emperor's chambers and were discussing

the great questions of life. Medieval salon. Yes. It's impossible to make her banana straight. So I was just looking at our account because I realized that we haven't checked in a while to see if anyone has answered us. Oh, someone answered.

Your mom got mine straight. See, we're getting answers from our listeners. It's not Quora interactions. Let's do another question. Yes, please. If a human is an animal, then do we say that an animal is a human? Now, Claire, you have not eaten. Does this fill you with rage?

It does. This question has been in the Quora doc for, I think, nine months. If a human is an animal. No, it's come to term. If a human is an animal. What's interesting is that the person answering says, yes, of course. So this person is actually answering another question. Can I call a human an animal?

Humans are really animals, which I would agree. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, so that's the first half of the question we're answering. It's very different than the one we want. Okay, here's one from Claire Jordan. A human animal is a human. A dog animal is a dog. A sponge animal is a sponge, and so on.

Destroyed. Welcome to Claire's world. Claire, your patience is amazing. And then someone says, I love the sponge twist in the story. Okay, they're having fun. That's, of course, a post from Robert DeNeef. I love it. I know the cock questions are funny,

but my favorite part of this website is reading the names every single week. Someone skipped logic class, according to Tim Hill. And Alyssa Mariclo, who is our friend who's a witch, upvoted this. How do you remember these people? Because I read their quoras every week. She's the witch you couldn't burn. But she's the daughter of the witch you couldn't burn.

Whatever. All people in London also live in England. Not all people who live in England live in London. So everyone's just kind of taking this person to town. Yeah, sort of square rectangle answer going on. I hope this is a real person and not a robot. Simon Quamby. Simon Quamby.

I'm looking for the name of the person who asked this question. I like the idea of calling little critters humans. this is by muhammad nasrallah 10 year teaching experience in school and college oh buddy you're kind of dumb he has probably like a low review on his master's education professor review rate he has a lot of questions is this a link and then he has a link to linkedin that looks like a link yeah all right that's how you get a virus yeah i'm not clicking that if you ever get a text that asks if this is a link do not click the link says what is the difference between sex and sexual and then after that i want to start a new school for kids but i

have no money if she wants to go outside to others what do they do to others what are you talking about this is good for that one's good for alex go up what's the difference between reflection and reflux. Ooh. Reflux involves your lunch attempting to escape your tummy up through your little pie hole. Whereas reflection's something

that you can do after you've been cheated on by your cunted husband. Why are people called selfish while not-a-people fish for sale? This guy's just having a laugh. It's not going to get better than that, folks.

No, that's pretty good. Let's move on from Muhammad Nasrallah. That's a great question. We're on to QuoraMD. You're going to want to have to screenshot that for sure. Yep, yep. We got the whole thing.

We've got it all on camera. We started that up, right? It's live in 4K. It's QuoraMD. Won't you find out why you're sick at the hospital? We haven't done this one in a while. Here's a great one. Would Stephen Hawking be capable of gooning or even edging?

interesting dead right i'm gonna kill look we're not done yet we have four more questions steven hawking he's in a chair it's a robot can he goon is gooning edging no no they're similar i think gooning you blast again and again oh do you yeah and you just don't leave and that's why the face is like that's right The meme face. You've got to watch the YouTube to see the face. I thought edging was when you get yourself about to be coming and then you stop. That's what edging is.

Yes, but gooning, I don't even know if you need to. I think you're so skilled at jacking off that you can just go for hours without even getting close. Apparently, there's a phenomenon of Gen Zers all having ED way too early because they just goon relentlessly. That sucks. Right. Right, but it does mean they're really pumping away for a while when they do have sex, so you've got to respect that. You have to respect it.

But then they're also depressed. Right, because of how long they have to spend at the pump. This is what happened to Stephen Hawking, you said? Okay, so the question is, is Stephen Hawking capable of gooning? So can one goon with one's mind? I think gooning implies you certainly can. I'm pretty sure. If you just watch porn all day, that's gooning.

Gooning's a state of mind. yeah edging i think edging you're probably you've got to be touching it i think so wasn't stephen hawking uh one of the people on the jeffrey epstein yeah someone does bring that up there were a lot of questions about that on the quora and it was like a lot of like what do you think he was doing down there i mean what's the problem um there are so many people who went to epstein's island that we've like we don't talk about because there's just too many of them but matt groening is like i feel like the weird one that is weird the guy who made the simpsons who made the simpsons chris tucker went like 20 times or something he was like on the all-star list it

was like him and bill clinton like just thought it was a cool building and he's still like around chris tucker so matt groening can you read the words coming out of his mouth um yeah it's fucking crazy so he can't good well he could maybe goon with his mind but he can't jo no because he's paralyzed can we read the answers sure um i can't believe i'm answering this but probably not his movement was severely limited by his medical condition but he had children meaning that he was able to get an erection so he probably had to have someone else edge him his wife probably did that for him laughing with the help of his wife he could That's not funny.

That's sweet. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a medical question. Ask yourself if you were paralyzed, would your wife edge you? Honey, I want to goon today. Take the day off. Please help me goon. What if we just jacked it?

No, I want to goon. 12 hours. 12 hours of piss. Get your hands ready. Drink a Celsius. We're going to watch all of Brazzers today. The whole thing. All of Brazzers.

The year of content. We're binging brazzers. I want to know who's who with the awards ceremony this year. Yeah, I've been going through. My wife and I have been going through Bang Bus together. Just watch a few episodes every night. No spoilers for Bang Bus. I don't want to hear what stops the bus makes.

It's a good show. It's episodic. There's always a good climax at the end. Now, Connor Grip, which is a good name to answer this question. This one has a bad word in it, by the way, so careful. okay let's see when we get to that have fun connor grip and this is him saying it not me uh considering the fact that stephen hawking is completely paralyzed he's probably incapable of doing it alone unless he receives divine intervention from the goon lords themselves

sorry about the bad word but all hope is not lost as he still has his midgets on epstein island that would be more welcome more than welcome to help him edge goon and all kinds of pleasure You're more than welcome. So there's a few problematic things there, Connor. One is referring to children as midgets, and then also kind of being pro-doing it. Yes. And so I guess that's my issue with Connor Grip.

And I wonder if that's even his real name. His only question is, is it okay to eat over 39 pounds of mulch a day? I assume that's some kind of racist code. Oh, I think mulch is like, it's like stuff you put on plants. Yes. He's being goofy.

I think he's yeah, he's joking around. He's having a laugh. He's kind of an offensive guy. He's kind of, yeah. He's the kind of guy who would come on this freaking podcast. People say fuck off troll.

No, he's dead. It is true that this question was asked this year. Lance Cross says that would be his business and no one else's. Thank you, Lance. That's what we're looking for.

Former teacher. That's the medical answer. Let's move on to the next one. Is semen addictive? I swallowed a friend's fluids back in my teens And now I can't seem to get enough Is this a happy compromise For everyone

Now that we're all being cunted again Let's read some answers Absolutely yes it is In my case yes Everybody agrees Lily Egg who is a horny slut Says I think it is And then Edie says I don't know if it is addictive

But I sure love swallowing Come can't get enough No one says no It's a named ED. Although spelled differently. All right, she's safe. Okay. I like Lily Egg.

Lily Egg rules. Horny slut. Lily Egg has been unfortunately banned. Four questions from Lily Egg. What will you DM me? Does anyone talk to someone who goes by the name Eve too? Is about 15 and I think lives in Portugal? Lily Egg.

Why do you pee in public? Lily Egg. What is the most open sex act you've ever seen? Probably peeing in public. I wonder why you were banned, the horny slut talking to 15-year-olds. Billy Egg. You're somewhat of a horny slut. And you've been banned for this.

I think anything can be addictive. It may not have addictive qualities, but obviously, I mean, if you can't get enough, then you're addicted to it. You can be addicted to sex. You can be addicted to chocolate. You can be addicted to all kinds of things. If you are craving fluids night and day, you're addicted. This is from Chris.

Sounds like you're addicted, constantly horny, overworked, under-sexed, says Chris. Oh, Chris's avi, his little picture, is the girlfriend meme from Instagram where he walks you into the sunset. But it's him. It's Chris. He's recreated it. It's Chris. He's a sex therapist at Dudes Inc. Yo, respect.

Yeah, dude. In Germany, you're pounding it. Oh, boy. Chris's question, would you show me a picture of your jeans butt? Sorry, this is Chris's answer. And he wrote, nice and snug. And then there's a pic. Show me the jeans, bud.

That's his jeans, bud. Real quick. This is too snug, Chris. That cannot be comfortable at all. He's in prison. These jeans are so tight, he probably has to wipe the shit off of them. Any EMT has to cut him out of these.

They are up his asshole. It's deep in his crack. If you look at the butt. I'm looking at it, Alex. Their fabric has been destroyed on the left cheek. Yes. In a way, that implies battle damage. like goku yeah he's got a lot of jeans pictures yeah he's kind of here for the jeans so this is

a man who's constantly horny and overworked under sex what if you were listening to this show and it was just like us going through zycos then you're like wait this is my sex therapist this is who you'd want though right yeah wait his jeans are kind of tight if you were going to a sex therapist i feel like you'd want somebody who's constantly horny yeah you want And working a lot. Rock and roller jeans. And addicted to scum. Yeah.

Semen. Somebody's a... They know everything about it. ...40 and under-sexed. Yeah, it's an expert. Lily Egg's friend, Chris. He says, why do I enjoy casual gay sex so much? What's the answer?

Maybe because you're gay. That's not on the website. Sex therapy. That's Claire's guess, but it is probably true. That's probably what the answer is. You're a gay man. Well, Mikey says the answer is because guys are hot and gay sex is hot. and you're a red-blooded male with a natural sex drive,

which is perfectly healthy and normal. For sure. And then Big Bro Vias says, no idea. Big Bro Vias has a framed ass picture of his own damn ass. It's his little butt in the circle there. Let's do another question. That's fun. This episode's wild.

This is a crazy one. This is under 4MD, by the way. This is supposed to be a philosophy episode. You have made this playlist, Alex. I didn't know it had genes in it. I'm a sleepwalker. Last week, I attacked my wife in my sleep. She's terrified of me now.

What do I do? Well, it's a great question. What do? What do? The full question is, I'm a sleepwalker. I attacked my wife. She's scared. What do?

What do? Now, this is actually an incredible predicament to be in. Yes. Yeah. Because there's nothing you could say that would really justify, like, it won't happen again. You have to do the Mike Birbiglia thing where he puts himself in a straitjacket every night and sleeps in a different room.

Oh, I was going to say put on a one-man show. Yes, you have to put on a one-man show off-Broadway. Expressing yourself in a great way. Turn your wife's pain into your profit. And pleasure. With this one-man show. The Quora Man. I do wonder what kind of attacking it was.

This seems like a real, I think veterans get this. This is just a PTSD, sleepwalking kind of situation. I don't know what do in that situation. You have to see a sleep specialist. That's what do. That's what do. What do.

Get yourself a straight jacket. There's an old article, but relevant to your situation, titled Sleep Violence. A real danger little understood. I'm curious. I got to say, once I'm even slightly under the threat of sleep violence, probably leaving the relationship. Probably leaving it. I need to sleep. If your wife starts hitting you in her sleep, you're breaking up with her?

Tough go. I'm single again. Oh, no. And I'm hitting the town. No one punches me in my sleep. My wife doesn't have sleep violence. She doesn't get physically, but she does get sleep mean to me. Sleep mean?

Like, if I'm like, can you move over? She'll be like, no. Right. And have no memory of it. Right. That's funny. Which, to me, is violence. My wife also does this, actually.

Yeah. This is just a thing sleepy ladies do. She'll, like, laugh at me, and she'll be like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Right. And I'll be like, this sucks. Well, you're not your best when you're sleepy. I'll fully push Nick to stop snoring. That's good.

Right. Is that because you're sleepy or because he's annoying? He's annoying. With his noise. His deviated septum. Right. Does he have the breather for that? No.

No? Have you thought about it? Too annoying? I think it's just a thing when you drink too much. Right. It's a snore. Snore maker. interesting i'll say this that uh but i have an old co-worker who got one of these things

the uh sleep apnea sleep apnea mask machine right uh and it uh changed his whole life and it felt like he was sleeping twice as long every night wow that's pretty i've heard good things it's a huge bitch for insurance you look like a dummy and it's you know people make fun of you you look like a dummy it's annoying to bring anywhere um when you get the device it records how often you use it and reports back to the insurance if you're not using it, they take it away. So if you don't use it enough, they take it away? Yeah.

They're like, you're abusing the insurance. That's so fucked up. Yeah, it's a whole nightmare. Thank you, UnitedHealthcare, for making sure people don't get unnecessary need. RIP to our fallen heroes. Hit the button, Alex. Thank you to UnitedHealthcare. Not what I expected.

You are all heroes. That's the right button. We love you Anyway, yeah We're on the pamphlet Sleep violence is real dangerous Oh, who cares Oh, yeah

Should we do one more question? Yes I'm starving Can I take ecstasy while breastfeeding? Yes, do that shit You can It'll just make your baby lit I dare you

Maybe your baby is going to be at the freaking rave Unless you want your baby to be dancing in that womb That's probably how they made the dancing baby gif all those years ago. They gave it ecstasy. Breastfeeding with ecstasy. That was when ecstasy was new. Yeah, new on the scene. MDMA.

Like good stuff. It wasn't laced. Like, test your ecstasy before you put it in your breast milk. Test your ex. You don't want to secondhand give your baby fentanyl. The thing about ecstasy is it has high highs and low lows. And I wouldn't want a sad baby. Oh, that would suck if your baby's coming down from a trip.

Oh, yeah. That's the one reason why you shouldn't take ecstasy. Yeah, otherwise it isn't going to be a lot of net. This is what they teach us in medical school. My baby can't stop kissing me because it's on ecstasy. My baby's wearing a wet shirt, and it's just losing it on the dance floor. I don't know. Babies, like, already like suckers.

Yeah. You know, what is it called? A binky. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They like those glow lights. born to do x yeah many babies are uh do we have any good answers on this um i'm gonna guess people say you shouldn't do that um people are redirecting them to other websites i'm seeing

there's something about tumor here so this is from kathy hearst davis and says your question shows you are definitely considering which myelodilator drugs would be safe to take while breastfeeding you have to do some preliminary research i would answer the question the request that you consider a hypothetical situation now i'm going to interrupt them there you have to consider that whatever you take that baby's getting yeah so unless you pump and dump on a short-term thing like before you have alcohol you're supposed to like lose all your milk pump and dump pump and dump that way the baby's not getting sauced because alcohol is a short blood blood shelf life in medical terms it stays on your blood shelf for a very short amount of

time uh you can do that but for something like weed where it's on your blood shelf for quite a while the baby is going to be kind of a cool weed baby and you have to continue so i don't know about the blood shelf life of ecstasy i'm not a doctor myself unfortunately it was from an anonymous account i was hoping to find um the person's questions cowards cowards this is saying uh mdma is the ectomy ingredient ecstasy is closely related to him related to amphetamines in structure and function and amphetamine use is contraindicated in women who breastfeed because of the low molecular weight. So that's what I've been saying. And that's from Kennedy Robinson, who studied at vaping. Everyone says you shouldn't do it. Oh, someone says Gene says

you most certainly can do it, but to ensure maximum happiness of the baby would be better to take it about half an hour prior to feeding. So there you go. Easy. Too easy. Get this baby on the dance floor. Someone says, problems of today's world makes me sad. Couldn't have said a truer fact, brother.

That's been the show. Carrie Smith, who says, I thought breastfeeding would be easy, www.ithoughtbreastfeedingwouldbeeasy.com says, this is not safe for your baby.

Well, it sounds like she knows what you're talking about. She has her own fucking website. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes. You want to end the show, Alex?

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