Quorators - Beast War w/ Aaron Thorpe

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What large dog guard breeds are big enough and strong enough to deal with a full-grown criminal? Could a chimp become president someday? What is the most racist animal? --- Check out Aaron's podcast Trillbilly Worker's Party Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

i like to think the fbi has a file on our show under stupid podcast all right last thing we talk about all the trouble is all time i'm like dude like i know that like they're probably like okay they won't because like we're not nazi germany you know we're we're not dedicated to that racial homogeneity right as much as nazi germany was it's the usma baby hey bro but i have the freedom to say whatever i want where no one listens which is more depressing but i'm no they're probably listening and they're like oh this is stupid this is unworthy of the of the these uh the fbi budget to spend kind of slow they're just like they're just like terrorists just terrorists just had surgery and he makes

no sense and aaron constantly um says nigger around white people that he feels comfortable and um it's not worth listening to just an fbi file that says like i don't know i just like chapo better it's just like like actually we should target felix maybe if you knew what he looked like because he never turns his camera on i just feel like we're just kind of all doing the same thing you know why do we need all the different shows um an fbi file that's just a list of segments that would improve the program bro bro i'll say just more focused entertainment i saw i saw the chapos when they came here and went to new york like i met them and i was just like oh y'all are regular people and i have no fear for my life because we're all stupid and we

all talk about stupid shit that's actually a great segue into the content recording the whole time we've been recording the whole time this is gold this is all gold okay cool things can be scarier online and we know that because this is season six of quarators quarators cyber please play the theme song jeremy this so we're on zoom so i don't have access to that listen to claire do the theme song everyone shut up while claire does that's right we're back we're back again it's core raiders season six weather report we're on the internet so there is no weather per se can i make an announcement uh-huh uh i want to give a big shout out to our our new listener as of today uh which is um i now

have a downstairs neighbor again someone's moving in and they're getting ready to hear us yell about you know 9-11 or nazis or whatever we're looking at on flora.com in the coming possibly aliens maybe could be aliens could be alien alien cephalopods or cetaceans they must be so mad i'm not there yeah they're missing their first episode it's so much quieter uh deep sea bubbling maybe deep sea bubbling beneath the subsurface uh ice oceans of europa from their perspective it's probably just out it sounds like just alex's podcast yeah yeah which is constant annoying no i'm kidding i'm alex i love you that's how i think of the show i think of it as alex's podcast

um uh introducing the show hello yes uh it's coordinators alex and jeremy and claire we're all here we're on zoom what's going on hello cyber uh i took adderall i'm driving very far after this the beast is leashed check that off is loose the goose is firmly in a pen that is being watched i've been i've been in my house for maybe maybe uh two weeks um uh just just being a hermit you know after seeing someone who i love very much so uh i'm probably a little insane too so i feel you know what i'm getting that vibe aaron i know i'm like excited to talk to other people right now we love that energy on this like i need human touch you know even virtually Aaron Thorpe from the Trillbillies is here

and he needs human touch I do, I do, I do hey what's up y'all we all need 8 hugs a day one thing I know I kept rescheduling to come on I like you a lot man and I respect you because I've met you in person

and it often feels like you as many people know on Twitter you formulate these parasocial relationships dude I've listened to you for years on PDA and I like you as a friend man and I'm grateful to be on the show

and talk to you again even if it's not in person so thank you it's all one big love in here that was so genuine and nice thank you for saying that I tried to be sweet and nice it's so sweet well I actually respect Alex less because I met him

in person come on that is how you should feel about any white man honestly but that's okay I didn't even get through like the plugs or anything I know We're just shitting on you and praising you We didn't start the show yet

We're messing with your mind We are we are We're trying to make you hate and love the people That you shouldn't hate and love We're just gonna get into it It's another week in our war series On the internet This week's theme is beast war

Cue tiger sound We don't have our soundboard today Aaron so uh i'm not gonna do the tiger sound but like i i appreciate it for the listener at home if this is your first episode it sounds like a tiger very good aaron requested animal-based questions which worked out pretty good because i had a lot of those questions yeah none of that they're all gonna be choogy but they are all animal themed what does choogy mean it's like it's millennial cringe bro i like i like watch my parents let me watch the simpsons and i watched jurassic park is my first movie and i feel like much of my i don't know i also i'm online now but like i'm

also not online so i don't know what that means my parents wouldn't let me watch the simpsons because they said it was chuggy what does that mean that sounds like a weebo term like is that a japanese like no no no no no it's it's millennial cringe it's like when you're being they don't even look the way it's supposed to be uh pronounced the way it's spelled like we i'm not going to take responsibility for chugi chugi is something i have inherited from the time and zeitgeist this is astroturfed no one used that term i've never heard that term and why am i looking on google i should be looking on quora oh yeah well you just have You have to hang out with more young people.

Dude, Cora is not working today. Oh, thanks, Claire, for calling me old. I appreciate it. Cora is not working. I think I look like, you know, immortal, but thank you, Claire, for calling me old. We're the same age, I'm sure. Yeah, everyone is probably within three months.

I'm 57, actually. You look great, Aaron. I know, nigga. Black don't crack. 57. Wow, gorgeous. Amazing. Yeah, I don't take any responsibility for Chugi.

I did not make it up. It's a thing young people say. you gotta go hang out with uh college classes and kick the hacky sack and they're saying chugi now okay today's theme is animal questions aaron you ever been on this quora website do you have a take on quora oh i mean like my take on quora is usually i mean now i realize i know a bit better so if i have relationship problems if i have um uh penile uh dysfunction problems which i do not Um, no, but seriously, I will like, you know, I'll, I'll add Reddit, you know, after the Google search, um, because I realized that core questions are full of, um, I think you

could put it this way. If, um, to be political here, um, if no one in America has any, uh, any stringent political ideology, except for the minority of fascists, you know, and I guess the overwhelming majority of uh uh liberals who believe that you know the next like a black lesbian trans savior whatever they are you know um will save america but like quora truly is seems to be this really uh real true expression of a modern american symposium where it's a bunch of fucking morons um who are alienated and depressed who are seeking out questions and i thought reddit would be a better place which it's tends to me more right wing um but um you know even even I've noticed even when

I google random questions like um you know why does my penis bent you know at this weird you know uh yeah no bro you can't find it on reddit and core is like specific I'll say it this way you know it's like if you go to your weed dealer you know and you want good fire you know what I in you want something that you know is what it is and you know your deal tells you as gas but now he tells you he has like you know like blue dream you know that was cultivated in the swiss alps you know you know where uh hitler you know uh was located maybe you can make a decision i'll be like maybe i won't take the hitler weed but now because we don't have that dissonation. I don't know

where to go. And I feel like Quora is the lowest common... I know, none of this makes sense. But listen, it's the lowest common you've ever made. You're not following it at all. You're not. You have to go to the common man of Quora.

Exactly. Because Reddit is too elitist with their little alien. And you need to find the middle American's opinion, which is Quora.com. Quora also filled with people with absolutely no sense of humor while Reddit

has this made up sense of humor that is also not so good. Cards Against Humanity style. Cora, I will say this clearly, you're so right, because Cora is visited by people, like older people who mostly probably use Facebook, where I think Reddit

is mostly irony and sarcasm and if you don't get the comment that's offending you about a serious issue then you don't get it. But you go to Cora and someone will tell you that, you know, your bent penis can possibly be solved by smoking weed, you know, that was cultivated in the Swiss Alps, you know?

If you smoke Hitler's weed, the weed of the immortal Reich. If you smoke Hitler's weed, your penis will be unbent. Exactly as well. Your penis will hile. God damn. God damn.

Okay, okay. That was a little dark. The weed that made Hitler do all that stuff. Fuck, okay. You brought Hitler into it, baby. Oh, no, I did. I did, I did, I did. Thank you, Claire.

That was an alley-oop, I appreciate that That's beautiful Just like we wrote Well, we're past that That brings us to space of the week Alex, would you like to bring us in? I would, but There is no space of the week

I would like to introduce at the beginning Quora's like not really working today As you can see when Jeremy wrote Chugi and nothing came up The website's not cooperating I thought that's because Quora lives in 2015 No, it's because the search is broken today So I couldn't find a space

But I do have 10 questions So we can just go right into the questions Oh, it's a little white boy with a Superman sweater The Superman shirt, that was cool We're back on the homepage Hey, white people, I love Superman We gotta get into the animal questions Okay, okay, I'm moving on

I know I'm not physically in the room You gotta just click on it We're starting with 5 Quotes This is our segment, Five Quo. There's usually a police siren. Will I add these in post? Maybe. If we keep doing it ourselves, I don't need to.

You guys are kind of making me nervous. I feel triggered right now. No, I'm kidding. Okay, here's our question. It is on the sub-quora, Street Survival, how to be safe and prepared no matter where you are in any city or slum. This is the quora question. What large dog guard breeds are big enough and strong enough

to deal with a full-grown criminal? Although, I just cannot just say, I like the clarification of a full-grown criminal. What do you think, a baby? You think a baby is attacking you? Well, any dog could fight a baby criminal. That's a pretty big dog. It could be like a teenage criminal, like a young, foolhardy criminal.

It's a fetus criminal, nigga. It's a criminal who's thought of ingenious criminal activities before they've been born, which they need to be apprehended by. Well, this brings us back to our big movie idea from an old episode, Baby Heat, where Al Pacino's son acts against Robert De Niro's son, and they're both babies. What if I stole a diamond? I know. I'm not thinking up to a topic, but, like, just imagine, like, just a meme where you

put baby in front of, like, okay, you know, like, in front of any famous movie. Like, let me think about it. Like, Baby Videodrome, which is one of my favorite movies. Yeah, I don't know. Baby, I mean, like, actually. Baby Taxi Driver. Yes! Yes!

Baby Taxi Driver. Why are you talking to me? Maybe Scarface? I put my hand over the fire and I hold my hand to the fire. He's rescuing a sperm from prostitution.

That's what I was thinking. Baby's rescuing a sperm. I went to go do pull-ups, but I said I was wearing pull-ups. This freaking thing on Hello. Hello.

Baby Jurassic Park? Where you have to fight against baby Velociraptors and T-Rexes and Stegosauruses where you want to pick them up, maybe? Oh, all the dinosaurs are babies? Wow. In the original, they're all women, but in the new one, they're all babies. Baby life finds a way.

I'm against having a park full of women. Don't imprison women. Women park? Is that what you're saying? What about Women Park? Women Park, yeah. This is too many ideas in a row. The question is, large dog guard breeds.

Okay. It's a top comment here. It's German Shepherd, Siberian Husky. Those are big dogs. Wasn't it the Mastiff? Yeah, Mastiff is the biggest. This is my secret. German Shepherd also, too.

Because I've been watching this. I posted about it on Twitter. I've been watching this alternate history Amazon series called The Man in the High Castle it's based on a Philip K. Dick novel and anyway when the SS

I mean not shout out the ending sucks but shout out to Philip K. Dick even though he's an anti-warist anyway he's a weird guy but anyway he's like he's cool yes he is cool but like dude like they use German shepherds in that show like the Nazis Nazi occupied the greater

Nazi the greater um nazi reich which is um um nazi america they continuously use german shepherds and i just feel like you know like they they you know what all animals are good there are no dog bads they're only dog bad owners but um you know maybe maybe maybe like you know what no no okay that's unfair no there are no dog nazis just not yeah yeah yeah exactly but the german shepherd just does give me an eyebrow raise you know what about those ones okay so like i think this is going to come up with a later question today but you know in in england they're they put a ban on the xl bully do you know the xl bully oh no it's like a really big bulldog that's just too big and they just like

have a reputation. Wait, so XOB's extra large? Yeah. Like, he's a shirt, but he's a dog? Okay. He's a clump-sized dog, and he eats babies too often to be allowed around. Bro, he don't got the jaws to eat babies.

His jaws are not soft. They're not wide enough to consume soft baby flesh, bro. Babies are the perfect height for a dog's mouth. They're always right there. They're pretty much in a bowl all the time. I don't want to think about this. okay right you're right there i got a job walking dogs out of college and the first thing they told

me is you have to watch out for this one it will go for babies my thing that was literally the day they were training me my thing with pitfalls i kind of feel the same way about them as people do about guns where i'm like i get why people love them and they seem fun but also they are made to kill you know yeah they're battle dogs i mean well well actually you know i'll say this to is like you know this question of um you know um the choice of dog to get um i mean you know dogs are people man i mean they're not people dogs are not the four-legged creatures who lick their ass which i mean you can say that they're little guys if you have fetishes but sure but like um you know i think i think i think i think the thing with core too is that people

like animal questions are interesting because it's all um anthropomorphized i had to pronounce that really slowly um but it's just sort of like you know you know it's not a real word um i made that up actually but no like it's just like sort of this question is like um this is going to be interesting because i think people will attribute a lot of human qualities to animals so um for sure let's see some more of these comments what are 95 ponds is what someone just said which is funny yeah let's read some of these we have one from bizarre love triangulator who says belgian malinois i've never heard of that in my life look at that is that is a police that is like the ultimate i'm just gonna say that's the if you've seen one of the latest john wick movies no that

dog can like no that's a belgian shepherd um well belgian yes exactly belgian malinois they are um notoriously infamously like i guess since we're talking about police but they are straight up police dogs and i've seen videos of belgian malinois um i think in one of the latest john wick movies there's a character i forget his name but yes he has a belgian malinois and dude they can run up walls i mean they're incredibly yeah dude like they can if you look on youtube look up you uh look up belgian malinois um on youtube they can like run up walls they're like parkour dogs yeah they're like parkour parkour parkour like six feet climbing a six foot wall dog which you know as a black person i'm kind of like yeah like i'm good on that you know i think i can

outpace maybe like a basset hound but um you're talking about like i feel like a bass hounds like a a sherlock holmes type of dog but this is a fascist kind of dog you know what i mean yeah but it's again it's in the use of the dog and if we're just in if anyone's listening while being chased by a dog you got to go up a tree famously dogs cannot go in trees if they have an attack cat you're done for there's no hope for you you need to get up a tree in a way that they can't run up they can't wall run it because it's too high up all right we got like a million more questions i'm gonna say to move on but to get a full-grown criminal you need a big one like a malinois probably no i would actually argue i would actually argue too i would think

that like to answer that question really i think you need a small dog to apprehend a full-grown criminal i think a small dog like my partner has um and i love them um but they have five i hope sam i love you don't listen to this um they have five they have five chihuahuas they have five dogs those dogs are the ultimate security system because anytime i walk into the house um they bark and you know my partner's amazing and strong and powerful and um they will pick up a bat or a machete and apprehend the infiltrator.

So maybe answer that question fully before we go to the next one. Maybe a small dog. Five dogs, one machete. Get something that weighs like a feather. You know what I mean? Hey, if they're trying to get rid of one of those chihuahuas,

throw them my way. Yeah, throw them my way and let them just bark at me incessantly. Do you want a chihuahua, Claire? yeah i want a bunch of chihuahuas i'm trying to build my sort of your brand sister they have all five chihuahuas it's insane clear has one small dog for reference so right now she hasn't formed a security pack and i don't think she has a machete no i need enough dogs to form a circle around me and i only have they form literally we make out

and the dogs are like they're mad at me and i'm like yo you know i get it you know i get it no respect but anyway there's a lot of there's a lot of um ownership there there's like also i hope my partner sexual politics yeah yeah it's dogs are really uh conservative in their mindset they haven't moved on they still live in the 50s i mean dog they're still you know they still lick other dogs asses you know as human beings i think we've elevated ourselves to a point where you know we don't do that you know we don't i hear it's back you know i hear that we are eating asses yes we were eating asses yeah we are you can eat ass but it's choogy now okay okay on that note please it's not a real word it's still not a real word sing us into uh our romance segment

core romance wait and romance with animals is a romance dog question what did y'all bring me all is this ophelia shit what are you talking about he's doing the song please let me sing my If you fall in love, you must ask your questions. Okay, okay. This is in darkestsecrets.quarter.com. If you were my stepmom and I, 18-year-old, asked you to treat me as the family pet, how would you go about it and what would happen to me? Really good question.

That's a great question. We're going to need to read some answers here. Oh, we're going to have to. Yeah, I think before we try to answer, go ahead. If you were my stepmom So if I'm the stepmom And you ask me Well first of all I'm getting a leash right

That's step number one You gotta be safe in the house Here's the thing is if I'm your stepmom And you're my 18 year old son I'm probably just like sick of your ass God I wish if my boyfriend Didn't have this like fucking adult child I have to take care of

Adult German shepherd that I have to take care of Yeah You keep shitting on the floor he's clearly trying to fuck me all the time i hate him so much all right here's here's a great answer from uh a retired therapist and paramedic named troy and shram you want to read this yeah that's not a real name that's insane okay first of all not a real name but i will read your answer thank you for writing in troy and shram chuggy shram the show is on youtube.com you can watch the feed here we go look at it my first impulse is to tell you that since you are now a pet i'd

feed you from a dish on the floor dried food like my cat and my dog or my people have gone through that that's sure fine okay cool or had you rather wait this escalates a lot or had you rather have worms and crickets in your cage where you now live you could you could only go out on a leash if you are a dog when i take you if you are a cat you can use a litter box you stay off the bed unless you are a cat parentheses note litter box use you get the same food day in and day out no people food all caps no people food you go to the vet once a year more if you are male because you will have to be neutered whatever species you are can i just say this just sounds like just living as an American

or person in America. You know what I mean? No people food. No people food. No. You have no rights. You have no freedom at all. You get worms in your cage

until you improve your credit score. We've admitted syphilis to your people, but it's fine. You have no rights, but anyway, continue. I can't tell if the tone on this is sexy or it's like trying to zing him.

I think she's trying to zing him. You see the profile picture, bro? This middle-aged white lady, perhaps. Mature. Wise. Looks wise and pervy, perhaps, and has many fetishes

that weren't fulfilled throughout her life. We're on Troianne's page now. Yeah, I just saw my window is gray. It looks a very it looks like it's a very james joyce and shit looks kind of depressing i feel bad uh but the point is troy and she she doesn't like that you're her pet no and uh she's trying to own you she's actually owning you online she says i'd rehome you dogs cats rats gerbils chickens horses cows donkeys and many more even some reptiles show affection and appreciation for

what we do with and for them i have a feeling you may be an outlier so i'd rehome you oh my god this feels this feels like projection against actually owning animals um you know like no seriously dude no seriously like i've had i've had i've had partners um you know who've had pets that um they've adopted them and they've been through abuse and um i've had a few partners um not my current one at all actually my current partner is um uh has um consistently rehomed um not rehomed but taken in rather sorry um adopted pets dogs you know um understanding the stress and trauma that they go through and they need a home um you know rehoming a pet you know is like i understand it's necessary maybe but um this seems more fetishistic maybe you know this this seems like

a person who uh who has um you know uh sexual ambitions of domination that um you know you shouldn't relate you shouldn't correlate to an actual pet the the person answering a question about what you would do if you were my stepmom and i said i want to be your pet it might have a sexual fetish of some kind there's another angle the person responding it says playing into it yes we're good uh i found the person who asked this question his name is tom calais and his bio says i am not a troll yes i am a teenager please actually answer my questions and he has 114 questions and they're all about what he what you would do if he parentheses 18 male did something sexual you know you're you're a teenager but you're still legally an adult and so i'm allowed

to be i'm upset with you i'm allowed to be cross with you on the internet because you're not a child anymore he has many scenarios he does i'm your stepmom start the same i'm gonna i'm gonna punish you for it yeah let's read if i admitted myself 18 male to any vets clinic as a stray dog what would happen to me uh if they would probably euthanize you the way they do no i'm kidding we don't we don't quite do that to humans but like you know he's probably saying to like you know No, but he's admitted as a stray dog. Yeah, but like, what'd you talk about as a human as a stray dog? Like, are you walking in

as, like, a stray dog? Hello, dog here. That's what he's saying. He's driving to the clinic in his car. So he's driving his dog to the vet. Okay, cool. And he's getting out and he's walking up to the desk. He's saying,

by the way, I'm a dog. Heads up. No one loves me. Are you going to kill me? Mark me down. what will you do to me it's some like you know older middle-aged white lady named you know shuri what what's the term churi chugi whatever you don't know what chugi is there actually that really yo that really does sound like chewy like the company that you can order like pet food exactly exactly exactly yeah exactly you know so if it's a chugi receptionist it would be like

a random sauce girl. Real quick. Moving on from the stray dog one, he also said if you worked for the local council and I, 18 male, managed to get myself accepted as property of the council, what would you do

with me slash use me for? They're doing amazing things with bottoming online these days. Local council, that's British coded. That's, uh, isn't that for pedophilia? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Jeremy, hit the button. also too it feels like a great reversal of like um uh chastising like um lower elected officials

you know or dumb people who went around for office and say that like you know he couldn't even be the local like dog catcher except like the dog now is the member of the city council you know he's evaded the dog catcher now you know he's serving the air bud of the local council exactly the arian bud perhaps you know arian arian bud another movie that's another great movie you know i read the great movie that uh what was her name the famous uh nazi filmist lenny riefenstahl yes yes that was that was a precursor arian bud was a precursor There is nothing in the rule book The only rule is a Jew cannot play

We're going to be seeing this on SNL They're going to steal this idea Yeah they are I want to be paid No I'm kidding that's fucked up This is so relevant Jeremy has scrolled down Tom Kalei's question history And he actually year by year

Is turning older So this is literally an 18 year old also he says he wants to be rubbish so he's british as fuck he was 16 years old then he wanted to be rubbish well go back to the farmer one i just saw far there's a lot of farmer ones where he says he wants to be yeah wrapped in plastic are worth if you are war farmer and i a 16 year old boy asked me wrapped in plastic and the hay bale wrapper either with hail bay by myself would you do it if so what would happen after i was wrapped in the plastic okay well i probably unwrap you and put you in the microwave and eat you but someone saved him i thought you

were reading it wrong but i realized that i was reading this next one that's almost exactly the same but slightly different wording and i was like oh he's riffing hey this guy's a freak he's helpful he's helpful dear doctors and nurses i am trying to stop masturbating is there a way i can seal off my penis without any permanent harm so i can't do the well that's just sad talking about dogs just get your balls cut off you know that's permanent harm though it sounds like this guy this guy is horny by everything like he's getting off on every possible scenario he does claim to have been seven years old three years ago no that's not good i hope this person's figured out that they're not an animal and um they deserve love concern truly and um dogs are dog

wait you said dogs are not people they're not people i'm sorry aaron they're they're they are dogs no they i mean like genial like like physically like physiologically are dogs um but i hope this person has found a way to express love and affection and receive that in a way where they don't have to be made as a dog i agree and we're gonna move on from his profile because i feel bad but i do just want to read one last thing i do i hope these aren't real people i feel bad i'm sorry first question ever sorry about this guy if you're real i'm sorry When I take my dog to the vet, can I get the doctor to put a cone on me, too? I like that.

That's just a really good question. By the way, put a cone on me while you're at it. Hey, doctor, while we're here, wouldn't it be crazy? I'm too attached to sucking my own dick and eating pussy. I'm too attached to oral sex. I think they'll need a cone upon me so that her legs and calves like the cone, you know, like she's embracing the sun like no i don't i don't think that needs to happen i'm sure this guy's having a good time i know it sounds a little like sad this is not the same guy

this is definitely the same guy but uh okay if you don't put the cone on me i'm gonna lick the stitches he's having a great time online everybody's answering the way he wants he's upvoting all of their answers about how that's nice the doctor's not gonna do that because you're i like that someone said you get sparkles on the cone that's it'd be cute i think we should do that dogs we should give them gold stars and and you know to reward them for being in the cone yeah no because like it sucks i wouldn't want to be in a cone i would not want to be in a cone not on my darkest day all right brother are your neck problems you know turn my head and not being turn my head the other way and see what's behind me you know i mean i can do that let's do another

question i love that this episode we don't have any of the sounds we're switching topics every question but this is i know people are just like what the fuck are you people talking about You can jump to the animal segment has a bunch in a row. This is the quiz course. Okay. Could a chimp become president someday? Now, I don't have the soundboard, but I'm hitting the air horn, and I'm hitting it again to loop it, and I'm hitting it again.

And then I'm changing the page And I'm hitting Zach DeLaRocca Doing Go Wed It Now Go Wed It Now I have to I have to look this up because I'm pretty sure that Alright, Bedtime for Bozo

Is a 1951 American Comedy film, reading this from Twitter Directed by Fred, whatever Starring Ronald Reagan So Bedtime for Bozo Yes, you're right, 1951 before he became president um when he was a movie star starring ronald reagan and its central character is a psychology professor who is played by reagan who tries to teach uh teach uh sorry teach chimp teach

moral human morals to a chimpanzee hoping to solve the nature versus uh the uh nature versus nurture question so i do believe that like a chimp could become president because we literally had a former president coach a chimp you know i don't think it's possible i'm not sure your logic 100 follows there but like no no it totally makes sense okay but there was a sequel bonzo goes to college in 1952 so in college what's he gonna do there he's learning how to become president bonzo joins ice like what do we get next here we should have a sequel bonzo joins ice you know Reagan's not in the second one He declined to be in that one

Too good to hang out with Bonzo Can I ask you guys a question Have you ever watched a Ronald Reagan movie I almost can't believe he's an actor I have not He was the president of SAG Yeah he was I don't think he was a president

He was a union man Yes he was He was a union man But you know Conservatives and they're shifting motivations depending you know i'm gonna back jeremy up on this he was president of sag oh yeah he uh was a big resource during the mccarthy era yes jeremy i'm sorry about that sorry you're right what the fuck yeah that's kind of dark and ominous i'm going to say with the

like uh uh i don't know very strict rules on becoming president you can't even become president until you're 35 or 36 yeah but we talk we talk about chimp lives nigga we not we talk about like we talk about dog years like like human years and dog years like chimp years like is a chimp is is older is a relatively younger chimp older than like a 30 year old human being like maybe he was just i mean there's nothing in this okay can wait let me say this there's nothing in the constitution that says you can't be a non-human animal, right? There is nothing in the car institution. Okay, look, I'll just bullshit.

Okay, sure. Okay, but why can't you not be a horse and a donkey and represent? There's nothing that says you can't do that. The question is, did Nancy Reagan blow Bonzo? That's what I want to know. Did he blow a monkey dick

is what you're asking, bro? I mean, I hope not from the monkey. help out bonzo once he went to college i'm not so sure i'm pretty sure ronald reagan also was a sort of a queer um elder yeah ronald reagan but like like sucking sucking monkey dick ain't the same though no no no no not like that are you equating are you equating sucking dick claire with me i'm i'm bringing up a different subject about how he was friends with uh fucking what's his name rock rock rock hudson right i don't know who's that it was rock hudson was a gay actor who was closeted in the 50s and okay actually i do know that is respect sorry reagan was really cool

about aids as we all know that was like his big thing yeah clearly clearly yeah yeah yeah he was sucking monkey dick all day we we need to read some quora answers i hit sucky monkey dick for like i'm gonna say that phrase again sucking monkey dick for like top comment here by the way on could it should become president someday is of course we elected an orange orangutan before last oh my gosh okay so again i'm hitting the air horn and i'm hitting go at it now and then i'm hitting the bong which has jeremy coughing at the end and then i'm hitting wario saying oh baby oh baby that's that's what i would do also a few other buttons would be pressed yeah i wouldn't get them all on the first try

like the jamaican reggae dancehall yeah so there's already been an orange chimp i i would say as long as the chimp is born in america i think you could get where you didn't go back up a little bit um one user says um monkey no monkeys are not considered citizens of the united states and most monkeys don't live 35 years to meet the age requirements anyway which it goes to my original point i think if we quantify you know we equate monkey years to human years i think you would find that there are some um bonobos orang tanks um gorillas possibly a coco with the most famous gorilla who learned sign language who killed all those lived a very long time i think yeah dude i think that we could i think that we

could confer um um democratic um you know just not just agency but maybe you know just you know they maybe can be present because you know they they've lived longer than you know most people in the fucking 1920s you know who died from like you know fucking cancer or syphilis or whatever they died from back then the comment replying to that one that you just read aaron is someone saying besides the maga group would say his birth certificate is phony and he was burned in australia just like okay what are you talking about now i feel like i feel like you're racist for bringing up the racist term that black people are like monkeys which obama like okay now now we have to like just strike that out no fuck you like be like could a monkey ever be president he's like

no because freaking maga would say he's not bored in the u.s like oh because i'm low-key racist and i think black people are monkeys so i have to make an obvious joke no fuck you dog you know monkeys you know he's a former grave digger you know it's also like wait don't even get birth certificates so i don't think it really makes any sense okay nigga have you ever watched the plant the apes like what are you talking about wrong that's true i just don't know if they're as paperwork heavy as their hairless cousins the human that's true that's true i feel like they're i feel like though they have bums i feel like they can't hold pens in and in stationary that well so maybe monkeys cannot sign paperwork how do monkeys sign paperwork like in this society

has a very big i have bad news this is an ai generated question what the fuck dude we walked right into that one wait hold up can i ask you guys a question can i ask you guys a question about the show so so so i've never i didn't know that this was a thing that in quora that ai would be used to generate questions um now that i'm seeing this for the first time it feels and we're doing like a light-hearted show but like seriously though like isn't that like a light-hearted show about uh uh uh sucking monkey dick i have to say again but like doesn't that make it doesn't that how does that make y'all feel is that weird that there's an i don't like like an ai coordinated question it does make me feel weird i feel weird i don't like it and i don't like that the robot

is like you guys are basically fucking monkeys to me it feels like it feels like years of land it feels like it feels like online years of land where they're just asking how can we ask these stupid questions to confuse people like i don't know man this feels weird could a chip become president someday because basically humans are chimps to me and i'm a robot i'm made of a machine the most sense out of any robot question we've read so far i agree they're always just like do husbands lie how should i feel about my partner when they're on their period like what are you talking about goddamn metal machine you don't know what we do you don't know the laws for president

i know the robot doesn't like have an actual brain or anything but doesn't it kind of like the robot being like and maybe i could be president one day exactly yeah they're poking our defenses can i get my final answer on this question please uh a chimp president would never Cheat on his wife. Moving on. Go off, Claire. A hundred percent. You know what?

Be, wait, no, I can't say this as a black man, but be more like an ape white lister. Be more like an ape white lister. Be faithful. I'm hitting uh-huh honey, and I'm hitting gunshot. Uh-huh honey. We got another question. Okay.

I saw a video, probably fake, of a chip getting hold of an automatic weapon and terrorizing some soldiers with it. Should chips be trained as rudimentary soldiers? We watched this on the podcast. Okay, can y'all tell me though, did this video

come out like a decade ago before AI? I've seen the chip smoke cigarette. Yo, bro, actually, I was thinking about it. I'm actually, um, the first ape to be sent in space. I have to look it up, yo. The chimpanzee ham was the first ape

launched into space flying a suborbital mission on january 31st 1961 as a part of the u.s no i mean you know but no he was because what he learned to do what they trained him to do was to i guess press a lever he was pulling levers as a form of um task um completion which facilitated him landing back on earth alive and the chimp lived for another 16 years right after this landing you know um so just even you know the idea right that like you know a chimp couldn't pull a trigger i mean we sent a fucking chimp into space you know i'm saying like that was able to press levers like i'm hitting the gun sound yeah the gun sound firing that chimp is probably the closest we have to like a real metal gear solid protagonist they sent me on a mission to kill me like a

Like a Kojima character? He'd be called like Great Ape Chip and Great Ape Bunch. Nobody expected him to live through that mission. John Monkey Gun. That's a goddamn setup from the president. That'd be called a monkey gun, bro. That'd be a Kojima character, bro.

The next Ben G is solid. Monkey Gun. Starring Ham. John Ham! As the monkey. Some guy who's way too famous is doing mocap for it. for some guy who's way more to like physiologically like resembling a monkey maybe i don't know it's tom cruise also it's an ape it's not a monkey i should stop saying monkey it's an ape

yeah they are different i do want kojima to work with tom cruise in the near future they don't have much time left i think why why do you say that like they're gonna die recently what does that mean tom cruise is a million years old he's like 60 bro he's 60 he rejuvenates by fucking woman under 25. He's going to live forever in the evil way. I think he's close to 70. He's not. He's like 65. 63.

I'm wrong. He's supposed to be in a Kojima video game. His body is ruined. He's put it through the ringer. He has the power of Xenu. I just want them both to be at their best. I look like a starving African child.

I have distended belly. It's not good. do you think his muscles are like real i mean you can cut that out that's bad cut that out that's bad okay yeah we'll go ahead and get that post um no no leave no leave it in obviously i don't care i don't care what the fuck i have no job i was gonna hire me i don't care they're gonna fire you practical strength yeah my employees with the triple is gonna fire me for making a joke about starving africans i don't care leave it in but anyway go ahead go ahead alizar i just hope they get together now what was the average average on the top cruise like

if if chimpanzees can be trained to kill and the answer i think is clearly yes clearly yes they absolutely can i think you're probably gonna have discipline issues you're gonna have morale issues you know like when napoleon would invade a country and like one soldier would commit a rape and he'd have him executed in front of everybody and like they really kept it down after that you can shoot as many monkeys in the head as you want for their yeah no one's learning any lessons okay but bro you're forgetting you're forgetting you're forgetting you're forgetting you're forgetting as a science fiction fan um um as people know on twitter i love science fiction and um one of my favorite concepts is uplifting um which is um i forget his i forget his um last

name but david um david brin yes david brin yes exactly um david brin wrote yeah or or the one with tom cruise uh tom hankson and where yeah exactly where you had white people playing asian people no not that one but like no like um this one like um the the uplift series it's it's it's or the concept is posited as um elevating um animal intelligence to human intelligence through cybernetics right um which is you know incredibly problematic and you know to be real here as a black person the human experimentation that was done on black people um also you know um not just done by americans yeah we just but done by the nazis i do a thumbs down emoji yes we we thumbs down human experimentation uh absolutely whoever's done by my book i mean in my book

brother i don't think i maybe sometimes i'm like if you gave me a chip in my brain that made me do math where i couldn't count under the table maybe i'd be like okay but we didn't live in that post reconstruction era so it's fine um but no they're doing that one now yeah i mean no it's now that's like you could do that today you literally could but like i mean let me like i mean i think it's like this how can i put i think it's like people to answer this core question i think to not talk about like you know sucking dick ape or anything else i have to keep saying that continuously no but like i think to confer human qualities to animals is a bastardization of the natural world um you know um in a marxist sense um especially but also like why would you want

to think about monkeys shooting guns, nigga. I don't even like the video. The video I saw of a monkey smoking is fucked up. I smoke cigarettes. I have human lungs. Those are poor monkey lungs. They're pure little monkey lungs with bananas, bro. Banana lungs.

It's banana lungs, bro. That's like a slur for a monkey. Hey, banana lungs. That sounds like a slur for black people who smoke Newports. Also sounds like a slur for black people who smoke Newports. Yo, I'm giving your audience so much ammunition for racism. We're always trying to teach our audience

how to be more racist. I know. How to avoid... No, don't fire by banana lungs ammunition. But no, it's bad. All of our listeners are chimps with automatic weapons. They really are. Which is something Ronald Reagan also said

about the Black Panthers when they walked up to San Francisco City Hall in the 1990s. No, he really kind of did. That's what he said. Oh, God. And he would know he's met Bonzo. Bonzo, get it right, brother man.

Get the chimp language right, brother. Yeah, come on, dog. I would like to read some of these answers here. This one's from Mario, whose picture is a fucking pizza pie. Oh, all right. Okay, that's very on the nose, but all right, sure. Okay, Mario says, in bold, not by a long shot. Being an infantryman and a good soldier requires far more than firing a weapon and following orders.

they need to learn how to work as a group and they have to be adaptable okay can i just say can i just say does not i think chimps know how to work in social groups i think like they do know how to work as a group and they're adaptable i'm not convinced i'm gonna read more i'm gonna read more it takes a lot more than 11 weeks of basic training most infantries get more training than most cops get okay sure you're gonna need a little bit more time than uh roosevelt island's gonna give you um basic training is just the basics there was interesting sci-fi novel i think it was 3001 final odyssey by arthur c clark in the novel humans have brought dinosaurs back to life and used them for all kinds of odd jobs in one case it was gardening a velociraptor wandering

around trimming hedges why dinosaurs and not chimps well because dinosaurs i.e reptiles don't get easily frustrated and throw tantrums like chimpanzees do here's one example of a chimpanzee going nuts and then there's a video can you click on that does that do you know his ass is so big why is it so bloated okay oh man i do this is gonna be two monkeys beating the shit out of each other i don't like that that sounds really upsetting yeah i can't watch it but like i think i think also i think also too this is like conferring like yes chimps can be violent um but uh recreated a whole system um you know based on violence based on our ability to use weapons because of opposable thumbs um i don't know it just feels weird why would you ask this question

like you know chimps are cool man you know i don't imagine i mean except in no in planet the apes oh well yeah you're not gonna save money i think this is like you only ask this kind of question if you're like oh i could probably pay monkeys less but here's it's gonna have an army i'm trying to tell you something interesting alice can tell you something interesting we've covered on the trailblaze i wish i could look it up i'm not i'm not gonna make this up i think in oh god if i could find it i forget they're they're uh macaws right i forget what country it is in um but it's due to american exploitation of resources but these monkeys they go up and they connect like um they collect like um they've been trained to collect like uh money right

no well coke no coconuts like they've been trained i forget what country it is man but they've been literally trained we've covered on trailblazers because it's insane that as humans we've been like how can we get like animals right who are smart enough to i mean i guess that's the whole domestication um domesticization rather of animals but we've trained like chimps to like pick fruit you know um for human benefit and i don't know it's like very easy to me that like now i understand this question you uh it's like yeah like i guess we could just you know train an animal that can pull a trigger and is smart enough to do it. Which tells you

how much these people think about human beings. They're trying to automate the whole industry. And soldiers. And soldiers. So you think soldiers are just monkeys who pull a trigger. They're saving our freedom. They're far more than that. They can work in a group

and they also have tools. Also, I have to read this comment. This question is actually very condescending and unappreciative of what it actually takes to be a professional soldier. Yeah, like the niggas that committed the Malai massacre, brother. I'm sure.

It's very hard to fight in Iraq. Yeah, exactly. But the people who commit genocides and atrocities throughout the world who are sanctioned by the U.S. government, I'm sure. I think it's so easy to hold an Xbox controller and drop a bomb on a hospital. Yes. Yes, which is actually... Actually, nigga, what if they teach the Touch Start team

she needs monkeys to play Halo, dog. I mean, you see my freaking teammates. I'm pretty sure they already have. See, that's really a joke if you've seen Jeremy's teammates. Who are black mostly, Jeremy. I'm sorry. No, I'm kidding, brother. I'm kidding, brother.

I'm kidding. I like making people uncomfortable as white people. Sorry. The words they're using in these lobbies with Jeremy. i'm mostly playing with alex patak honestly pretends to be a black guy he does a lot of voices yeah i've got an online persona you call everybody honky he says cracker yeah he's specifically trying to be an older black man and he's i know who thinks nigger is actually a bad word to use yeah yeah i'm doing like

Alex is unk. Alex is unk. Alex is unk. Don't call me unk. I was just thinking that. You're unk. You are unk. No, brother.

You are unk. Yo, you have very unk energy. Just admit it. You're choogy AF. I can't be an unk. I'm a father. Unk is cool. Unk is cool.

Yo, congratulations on that as well as privately. But like, no, seriously, I'm serious. Like, congratulations. Thank you, Aaron. That means a lot. I like I'm talking about sucking monkey dick and like, congratulations to Alex. But I'm not an unk. because none of my brothers have children.

Okay, you are, Nunk, but it's fine. I'm first across the finish line, baby. Girl, dad. Yeah, you have the energy, the spiritual energy of Nunk. All right, let's go to the next one. Let's do our animal segment, Quora Gone Wild. Oh, this is uncomfortable. All right, so I'm playing the lion sound again.

Why do white Westerners love to eat pork, an illegal animal? Alex, you're a white Westerner. Yeah, I guess I am, and I'm somewhat unk. I think the reason is because it's so yummo and so easy and cheap to do. But it's illegal. It's an illegal animal. This is against the law. I think this is engagement bait doing Islamophobia kind of thing.

like oh why do you love uh pork so much when i worship it for my god um me posting white lee harbinger of the truth by the way again i don't know if you mentioned that but that is the that's the top comment here i mean this answer is going off yeah the reason is because it's yummo and cheap uh top white people love epic bacon yeah that's red that's pork that's red meat yeah well Is it red meat? Or is it the other white meat? Is it red meat? Hot dogs.

I feel like it's like... Pink. Yeah, pink. I stopped eating pork. It makes me too sad is the thing because of how smart pigs are. Brother, I eat... I love octopuses. I love cephalopods.

That's the other one. I've written off Popo, which is a Mediterranean, I think, Spanish dish, which is broiled octopus. But they're so smart, man. Like, each of their tentacles contain as many neurons as a human brain, you know? Yeah. they're incredibly i mean which means that they have like eight brains you know they're incredibly intelligent and i'm smart and sensitive and uh pigs i mean pigs are as smart as some children but at the same time my parents from jamaica i mean jerk you know what after this i might

order some jerk pork i like pork but why we we don't need to have to yeah we don't need to have to like yeah yeah yeah i think yeah we we can make maybe do it like you know um um artificially you You know, you know, I don't vibe with this idea that we can't we we should eat dumb animals, but not eat smart animals. Oh, right. Like if the aliens come and they're like, I'm kind of hungry, but this person's SAT score was lower than this person's score.

Where does it end? Yes, that's where does it end? All all animals, dumb or smart, can be eaten or should not be eaten and all have souls and go to heaven you know what you know what claire will say there's a i'm looking it up there's a terry bism um again science fiction reference there's a terry bism short story don't bism at me don't bism shut up there's a terry bism the terry bism short story um called um i think they're made of meat and it's um told from the point of view from a conversation between to aliens so you don't know that they're aliens um at first but it basically ends with them um

colonizing earth to harvest human meat um and you're right about that you know um i think that there is this and i think this should be like a i mean i know we're making jokes but like as an overarching kind of theme or idea right um of this conversation is that like you know animals are they may not be people but they're sentient beings right and they have feelings and emotions that we as human beings cannot perceive and I'm 18 years old and want to be treated like one

by my stepmother have you ever seen like you know a juvenile dolphin you know what I mean you can compare it to like you know a fucking Yale you know what I mean like fucking a collegiate you know what I'm saying during the 1970s

incredibly problematic behavior incredibly problematic behavior but you know what we make choices frat animals is this a dolphins race yeah I was trying to yeah yeah hey I'm sorry

I did it very delicately Aaron did it the right way I did it the wrong way and he brought the show down he brought the show down with his crude mouth but Claire you're right though But I think that I'm a specious because sometimes I say I don't like cats and I'm like, why don't I like cats?

And I think it's because I and many people have associated them with qualities that are distrusting, distrusting, cold, surreptitious, cold, you know, that can be associated with anyone who can be considered as like feminine or femme, you know. And I mean, there are cultures, of course, who also worship cats. Right. um especially um arabic muslim cultures um but i do think you're right is that um especially in the western uh uh not to get too deep but um this is all interesting because you find out what people in different parts of the world think about animals you know and how they relate them to people and it's kind of fucked because i mean you know dude i'd kind of rather be a dog you know i am it's one of my favorite quora question types of questions is uh from the perspective of someone

who doesn't live in the united states and the question is like why are americans so fucking weird i really like those questions why do they eat shit every day from the president's asshole it's so good i don't know why they why they do that why do they do that why do they do that i'm gonna read this answer by harbinger of truth please do yes please do please sorry to ramble the question again why do white westerners love to eat pork and illegal animal the answer is well let me tell you a little story i read about religion on a sunny monday two girls are sitting in a park enjoying the sun and eating an ice cream along comes a somber looking middle-aged man looking disturbed they ask him why he is in this state he replies my religion does not allow ice

cream to be eaten on a monday they respond that is a shame for you he replies i am upset that you do not follow the rules of my religion this essentially sums up your problem you assume that just because you follow the rules of religion the same rules apply to everyone else even if they are not part of your religion stick to your own rules and leave the rest of us alone and that has 7.4 thousand upvotes. Woo! Yeah! That's why we're doing Quarators at the Riyadh Comedy

Festival next week. We're speaking truth to power. It also just makes me think of, like, how, you know, Trump, um, I think had mentioned this weird comment about, or one of his, um, secretaries of defense mentioned this weird comment about, like, wrapping

bullets in, like, you know, pig blood to kill Muslims, you know what I mean? Like, some real fuck shit. It's, like dude you know what man you don't like to eat pork um i do although i know i shouldn't um and maybe just don't be a dickhead you know i think maybe not not just about respecting the animal which you know you should but like um i mean you know dude like nothing exists god's not real bro you can eat anything you want you know god's not real you know but maybe maybe relax on the pigs perhaps i can eat all kinds of things oh about to order jerk jerk chicken from golden

crust right after this but you know relax on the pig you're catching aaron right at lunch bro love me some jerk jerk jerk pork that's how the nazis that's how the nazis said it they said let's do one more question and then call it a podcast do you have a specific one you'd like to do alex as you've uh yes i do the what is the most racist animal dude you have to do with the someone's racist animal what are you talking about you have a black man we're getting right to answers oh no it does have answers great what is the most racist animal and then a big picture of a burning cross right okay that first question is lame of course like that's lame yeah okay nigga we know we need to go to like actual animals okay yeah okay we need to go actual animals bro

that's someone who's like i'm a good liberal on facebook it's homo sapiens no nigga i need like people who telling me that like tigers are more racist stop being guilty for five seconds and point out which animals at the zoo are the meanest i think dogs are the most racist because dogs are the ones that can like get biases people are like oh my dog he doesn't like men and i bet there's at least a few dogs that are like i don't like asian brother brother brother i don't know how to explain this bro but like not black people but no that's right you know i've been in many houses where there have been dogs in houses um where i went to my ex's place during thanksgiving and um you know we went in the middle of the night and her mom went to sleep and um you know her stepdad went

to sleep so i'm a strange black man you know um you know i'm not even just a black man but a man walking to this house and this big ass dog in a house that like you know where you know their mom lives you know they the dog is familiar with the step um the the stepdad where you know there are other women who live in the house this dog did not like me you know and i've heard from like like partners that like oh like my dog is not comfortable with men and i do think that's a legitimate thing i i don't want to uh confer bioessentialism but maybe dogs can pick up on certain hormones and energies and whatnot and i don't know i don't know what i'm saying here but like i kind of agree with that yeah i'm sure that that's true that there are dogs that hate men or

whatever but then doesn't that mean that there's probably dogs that hate certain races because they're not smart enough to be like this is fucked up yeah i don't know no i think it's a cock and pussy thing because oh sure smell of my dog hates pussy right no no i agree i agree like i don't know maybe there's some is this some general male pheromone you know that beyond species that dogs can or is it just the fact that like i am a seemingly a bigger imposing figure right who was also to be fair as a black dude walking this house this dog barked at me all weekend it made me very uncomfortable especially as a black dude you know because it brought up all these feelings about like you know dogs being bred to attack black people right you know during the civil

rights movement right all these things that i really can't countenance because at the end of the day there's no i mentioned before there's no bad dogs there's bad dog owners right and people who train them and um but what is the most racist animal that's the most important i'm sick of the dog and also i will say uh in contrast or maybe in support i don't even know which side it helps of claire's uh dick versus pussy dog uh conundrum i do have a friend whose dog loves beards and whenever i go over there if i haven't shaved he licks the fuck out of my face because there's so much stuff in there that you don't realize so much yeah he's like bro i could get crumbs bro but let's see i want to i want to know what the most racist animal is besides a human sapien

Yeah, we'd like to click around. Oh, this is a very interesting picture of a dolphin with humans and feet and hands. I hate this. I refuse this. As a cetacean supporter, I refuse this. This is not true. And then a picture of the Miami Dolphins logo. Yeah, that might be racist, but not dolphins themselves. Greyhounds. This guy says greyhounds can be racist.

I can't outrun a greyhound, so probably, yeah. Dogs also don't see, they literally don't see color. See color. Well, they do see color. They just see fewer colors than humans. well they have like yeah like exactly like people out of three cones they're like boomers they they're always saying like i don't care if you're green if you're black white or purple you have dog vision all dogs are boomers well dude also too dogs don't see necessarily in black

or white i think it's more like um i think it's more like a yellow and purple yeah it's more of yellowish hues so like rug rats palette exact yo tom tom yo tommy tommy was pickens you'll never call me a nigger bro he would never pickens i said that tommy tom no tommy no he would never call me a nigger dog he's cool oh yeah so they see everything in like yellow mode okay yeah yeah yeah but that dog alarmed about this tommy you thought tommy pickles called me a nigger no he get it alex and then i sucked monkey dick no i didn't he didn't say either now angelica she says a lot of stuff that's out of pocket i just like no she's the episode where it happens she hated the black she hated the black girl you know they were like they were like opposite yeah bro suzy

what's her name suzy suzy angelica would be like i just learned a new word that episode was not okay i learned a lot from that episode yeah that's true i learned a lot from the jewish uh chucky being jewish episode yeah i learned a lot from the uh the passover episode that was very informative for me as well yeah i found out i was spiritually jewish from that episode i'm dating a jewish person right now i found out it's beautiful well no that means i would be actually jewish which i'm not which sounds offensive no i have solidarity with the no okay go ahead let's get to the bottom of these rallies okay brother hold on we i want to read this answer from about the greyhounds okay this person says i have owned a number of greyhounds

they recognized other greyhounds in public if they saw another greyhound they'd become very animated really wanted to greet their own breed none of them were called switch a nigga if at all over other dogs. So this person is saying that the Trejo's are racist against other types of dogs. Brother, I got an Uber. I'm apparently from Jamaica. I got an Uber last night, son.

And he was taking me to the gas station, bro. And he was Jamaican. Like, Chinese Jamaican, right? Because Jamaica, out of one, many people. So there are different many people from the British Empire who settled there. Jamaican.

Yeah, man, it's insane. Jamaica is actually incredibly diverse and insane in a way but like bro i don't speak patois um to my parents i won't do it on this podcast um i've made jokes on the trailbillies but i felt myself i thought i felt myself and i did fall into easy light jamaican patois sure with this guy so i can understand that greyhounds would be like hey bro like wagwan nah bro he'd be like he'd be the german shepherd what's up you know what i mean but when i'll be the greyhound i'm like we're going german shepherd what's up nigga when the greyhounds get around each other and they start calling each other child and stuff you can't say that white greyhounds i yeah i don't trust i basically

do not trust white greyhounds i don't you know the ultimate code switchers uh chameleons wow yo you know what claire i've called myself a chameleon many times um which worries me because so is a barack obama um hey which makes me worry my god but i've said i've said nigga a few times in the show and i feel comfortable so it's fine i'm glad that you feel comfortable i've said the n word a couple times in the show you know i'm glad that we make you feel like uh you're safe to say the n word oh brother it took a while you know i'm saying podcasting but you know tell everyone when they come on you can't say it here you can't say anything that you can say anything channel we tell every guest listen brothers you want to say nigger you can that's

fine no don't call don't call her out like that no no i think that's the podcast right And that's the show. I'll put that in. Another episode of Corridors. I can't believe it. We had so much fun here today. Thanks for Aaron for coming on. Aaron, where can our listeners find you and your podcast and all of your work?

People can check out the Trailbully Workers Party. You know, it's in my handle on Twitter, which my handle is AfroCosmos. um you know if you uh i'll mostly uh post uh you know some politics sci-fi art but um you know people want to check out more of uh you know what i have to say which is not much of anything um they could check out uh the true ability workers party so i appreciate uh you guys invite me back on man and um you know letting me talk about um sucking monkey dick and you know that's fine anytime next time we can specifically do a monkey dick that that that trigger that triggers me actually because i'm a great friend of uh what's his name bonzo great friend of great great like

the great great great great grandson of bonzo and um we are in a contentious i'm not gonna make a joke about a black man mating with an ape no kidding i'm sorry cut that but no it's fine yeah fix that in post everything I've said cut out keep it I think Bonzo is actually played by a woman monkey a trans woman monkey I think actually

it wasn't a great ape I think it was a gibbon actually are you looking at something are you googling is Bonzo a trans ape otherwise you're going to be editing the monkey's dick out of shots oh shit

No, seriously. It's going to be obnoxious. No, that was actually real. No, you shouldn't have brought that in. I never thought about that. That actually kind of makes me feel a little fucked up. Yeah, so Peggy, Bonzo is a woman. Also, Bonzo is an Orson Scott Card character in Ender's game,

and Ender kills him in the showers. And Orson Scott Card is also a credible homophobe and fucked up. But a great writer. He's a Quora user. He's a Quora user. He's still alive? He's still alive? He's on Quora every day.

I get emails from him all the time. dude he's i can have this last thing dude he's an amazing writer um but it's one of those things where i count and i'm like oh you're a horrible human being because you're probably you know he's very more me me the mortal mortal coil you know what i mean yeah but yeah he answered a question on quora saturday oh nigga we got to read this one can we read this last one please it's another one or since he's kind of boring down there he because he's like famously a huge racist and homophobe and psycho but he's just normal on on quora and he mostly answers questions about writing so the question was what part of writing a novel did you find surprisingly easy and he says

dialogue i was a playwright i knew how to write dialogue scenes that just came to mind it was narrative that challenged me everybody has their own private list of challenges and easy okay i don't need to feel good about this guy now you're right okay okay yeah okay this is reasonable but it's just kind of boring but he is a he is notably a racist and homophobic he's a crazy okay guys i'm gonna tag this because i can't believe that um or since scott card like is on the core we gotta connect you two like you know i'm typing this in this is insane like i actually love his novels i hate him as a person um but this is insane that he comments on quora what the fuck yeah and he also he'll like answer like relationship advice questions for children

which i really think is funny every time um also this is helpful this is helpful writing tips okay okay you know what he's not so different from the characters in uh ender's game who came up with the idea of blogging in, like, the 80s. Right. That was really impressive that they did that. He was into it. He was into it before it existed, and now he's still into it. He was pressure.

He was pressure. The Mastanese and Locke, they both invented blogging. Folks, I did not do this plug in the beginning. If you listen to this show every week, please support us on Patreon.com slash Quarators. We do not have advertisements. We would love your support. And you get a bonus episode every Thursday if you do that.

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please question everything bye bye as Mulder says I want to believe thanks y'all