Quorators - Big Money Questions w/ STORES

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I leave my 3 year old home alone while I go to the store? What is the best quote of money? Do some girls like getting slapped on the butt? Why? Is there a psychology behind it? 1:01:06 Would women date a guy who is shorter than average or would women rather date a real man like me? I'm 6'6" by the way. --- Check out STORES @ youtube.com/@storesthepodcast Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators Get even more Quorators @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

Well, if this is all done and carried away, I may turn on the theme song and dance a little bit just so. Three, two, one. Welcome back to Quarators, lover. America's premier Quora-based podcast. Hello. You're back with your old friends, Alex and Jeremy. No, Claire. Claire's not here today. She's lost at sea. It's not my fault. Right away, I'm going to nip that in the bud. It's not my fault, Claire's not here.

But Claire's very stressed and she needs to relax. So she's decided to just do the bonus episode this week for her nerves. Yeah. Only the bonus relaxes. We're paywalling Claire. Earning $5 makes Claire happy and nothing else. If you want more of those, you got to go to patreon.com slash corridors. We have a very exciting episode for you today, though,

because you're probably listening to this, I don't know, on your morning commute, maybe doing laundry, perhaps on your trip to a store. Well, good news there, super sleuth. We have both of our hosts of the stores podcast here in the studio today, Luke and DBJ. Luke and DBJ, welcome to the show.

Thank you so much for... Thank you for having us. No, Luke, you could say it first, actually. It's so good to figure out who... who I what I've liked is I already know who fulfills what role in the podcast to the music and so oh now where my allegiances lie and unsurprisingly me and Jeremy the exact same page couldn't be more similar and I think I think Jesse and I don't we didn't introduce each other so I don't know your name which is Alex Alex. Alex and Jeremy yes I and I I we were just so

cutting it up too quick to even get in there. Yeah, we were cutting it. We were being very friendly, but we didn't get a big intro. So I'm also learning as we go. And I didn't get a description of what the podcast was. So I guess it's four men talking about a woman's nerves. That's right. Which is really exciting for me.

You know, I asked if you had any questions. And you said, no, we would have told you was mostly discussing Claire. Boys on the mind. The question of the day is, how do we unwind these nerves? What is she so nervous about? I mean, life is good, man. Chew some gum or something. Dear God.

Calm down. It's all good. Look through the spaces between leaves and a tree. And thank Christ, you're alive. Why you do that? I do think that's what we're missing, though, on our show is saying our names. What do you mean? Like at the top, we just say our names.

You did say it. You did say them. We get right in there and we say, and we can pay. Pass the mic in a way. We were past that and we said, like, I'm rapping Alex. That's my voice. And then if you're listening, you're doing laundry, you really map that. You listen to.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yo, yo. Oh, the one who's rapping is Alex. Yeah, Alex is rapping. And then everything I say is more like a cool poem. Yeah, yeah, you're kind of like my hype man. You're the back track. I'm a guy who goes, hey, hey, hey, yeah. Yeah, I'm the yay.

Yeah, I think everyone sees you as the one who brings the energy. That's undebatable. But we're going to jump right into the show here. The show is we go on Quora and we click around and we look at all the weird guys. That's really all you guys have been on Quora before. I've seen it. I've been on Quora. It's sort of the modern day Yahoo answers in a sense.

I don't know how to go around the website because the website is so badly made. So that kind of gets me off the website whenever I look at it. Neither do we. It's been like four years. The best way that I've found to navigate Quora is actually to be sent somewhere directly by a link of an interesting part and then to click associated links until you find yourself somewhere else interesting. Because the search navigation is functionally not usable at all. But the stuff they give you just as a slice is so good. Like Jeremy's pulled up the homepage here.

This is not even anything we found. And the top question for us is what is in a wife's mind when they are. cheating on their husband. I read that. It really made me smile. What is the wife's mind? You're just like, this guy is at the end of his fucking rope. And he's.

What is it a wife? Mine. This is a question for us. I also like this question. Are you a cheating wife? Oh, yeah. What? Are you a cheating wife?

I am not a cheating wife. It's so hard. All the answers are yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, no. The top answer is, well, yes, somewhat. What do you mean? I have on several occasions been attracted to several men and cheated with them. Boo. So there are kind of a lot of like heels on this website as well, like people who are just there to collect rage.

So this first one is fake, right? Because the end of this sense, because they're describing like, oh, my boss was touching me. and I was like flirting with him. And then we engaged in sex. And then it ends with, I know what I am. I enjoy sex. So yes, I am a cheating wife and most likely will continue to spread my legs. That is a horny man.

Yes. That is not a. Who's describing what his wife did to him. Spread my legs for any hussy that gets up in my pit. I don't think any woman has ever said spread my legs. As an ally, it's my job to say, spread your legs, queen. Okay, all of the answers are to questions about cheating, cheating wives. Yeah, this is a person who posts exclusively about being a cheating wife.

But I do think this gets to the core of what we're about to talk about, which is this is a website for fiction writing and creating like long form prose. That's kind of what people use it for, and then sometimes they're jacking off. And then a lot of times they're an active duty police officer. Right. Yeah, this is just porn. I mean, this is extremely pornographic. I cannot really believe how pornographic is.

He wanted, she wanted this black guy to make her pregnant. Oh. Oh. In her white pussy. That's before gent. Great. I mean, that would have, that would, I guess, becoming pregnant to me is like interrupts the pattern of your whole life.

Yeah, you're trying to get. It's hard to spread your legs open because you got to keep them closed. well, the baby's being made. Right, because you're pregnant. Well, you attract a different kind of boss at that point. Sorry, sorry, I want to lock in on what Luke just said. Do you think that if a woman's, different kind of boss baby? Boss baby, because the baby is the boss then.

Not what I was locking in on. I was locking in on the, you think that when a baby is being made in a stomach, the woman can't spread her legs because the baby will fall out? That's right. Yeah, yeah. You don't want to fall out too soon. It's supposed to take nine months. The baby is going to shut.

down the store is what's going to happen. You go in there and they, they push you back out. Like if you cue wrong in Japan. Right. You get pushed out. I feel like you don't get pushed out. You mostly just get bad looks. I got shoved once, but I do think that maybe I just did it extra wrong. Okay. I don't know. When I went to Japan, I was pushing a lot of people over and they did not seem to like it. So I got bad intel, I feel, on how you're supposed to get on the train. One question. Was this an a sumo ring? Well, I was wearing my Dysheki. Okay, good. No, you were right where you needed to be then. You know that thing that guys, the older men that like, there's like that crazy thing in Japan

where it's like a, it's like a middle-aged man who just like pushes young women. Like not sexually. He just like pushes people that he can push and get away with it. Do you know what I'm talking about? It's like a concept of a guy over there. So I was going around and I was kind of trying to combat that as my dude, Jill, just I was pushing every middle-aged man I saw to the ground. And I said, this is what you get in response for your actions. See, that's a bold move because there's a lot of martial arts training just spread through the population over there, too.

Have you guys all been to Japan? I'm the only one on this podcast who's never been to Japan once. I've been to Japan. You shouldn't even be allowed to be bald if you're going to live like this. I'm just a regular pervert. You're not fulfilling your end of it. Well, I want to, you know, maybe set the flavor for going encore. is the questions website.

And we like to introduce our guests when they are new to Quora to the questions of their lives. We're to post the question that they most want to ask directly onto the website to get the ball rolling. So we are going to start that with our segment questions of our lives.

Questions. That's an original song we wrote for the segment. Short song. I liked how loud it was. I'll just say it. I liked how short and loud it was. Impossible. I'd make it louder. I'd make it shorter.

Do you guys have any questions you want to ask Quora that is the question of your life? Like the one question that has defined your entire life that you could think of in the next five seconds. Gone to your head. What's the funniest thing in the world? Oh, that's a good question. I wonder if it's on Quora yet. Jeremy's typing it in here. I'm putting it in.

I'm adding the question. See, there's a couple of questions. I already saw it. What's the funniest thing to think? think about. Yeah, I don't want any of this. Which is almost better than in the world. I want to do what's the funniest thing in the world?

It's different if it's in the whole world. And then I want to tag Jordan Peterson. People directly as we're tagging Jordan Peterson. We're going to tag Orson Scott Card. Yeah, get him in there. And Tony Hinchcliff. Aender's game. Yeah, he's really big on Quora.

He's in there like every day. Yeah, he's up. He's answering questions. He's not dead. No, he's still alive. He's writing new books every day on Quora.com. He's giving dating advice. He's an

old Mormon man. Is Tony Hinchcliff on Quora? I would be surprised. This guy is. Several people named Tony Hinchcliff are. Send it to all the Tony Hinchcliff. Yeah, it's like seven of them. He's a funny guy so he would know. Yeah. People want to

kill him. They want to end his life. He's too brave. That's why they want to kill him because he's saying that shit that nobody else is brave enough to say. Yeah. Yeah. We're some of the most attractive Jewish women. I'd like to click on that if that's possible. That was a related question according to the AI. I don't

agree with that. Some of the most attractive Jewish women. Sorry, this first answer is fucking insane. Please read it. I would rather not read it. Why don't you read it? Why don't you read it? This is for a bad scientist. He says Jews only make up 0.02% of the world's population. Concerning that,

I shouldn't be able to name a single Jewish female, let alone hot ones. Anyway, this will hit home. Mad scientists popping off. I don't know what this means. What does that mean? It's like if I asked like, hey, what's a good hamburger to eat?

And you go, actually, if you compare all the molecules on earth, hamburgers are such a small percentage. I shouldn't even know about them. I can't name a single hamburger. I actually think beautiful Jewish women are nothing like meat, but I don't know. I guess you're just built different that way. Or like chicken.

I can beat her different. Yep. That's true. That's one of the two ways. And some places have a chicken burger also. Is Natalie Portman Jewish? Yes. I think so, yeah.

It's a Jewish day school in Washington, D.C. where I grew up. I don't know why I know that, but I do. I know why you know that. Oh, okay. Has that been the most of her? Did she ever pay attention to you in school? I didn't go there and she's about 10 years older than me, but I think if I had, she would have thought I was. He couldn't seal the deal, chat.

This answer is my wife was. My wife was the most heartbreaking answer. Oh my God. Oh, yeah, he's a widower. That just makes it sad. This is a widowed Texan man. A biker. Since my wife died, I no longer feel like having details in my Quora bio.

Biker old school libertarian, pseudo-extropian, agnostic atheist dog lover misanthropistic humanitarian this is Penn this is Penn Gillette What's an extropian? Do you guys know? I don't actually know, hold on, let me look this up. I only know what a fake one is.

Yeah, I'm only a pseudo-extrata myself. Oh, okay. It's a transhumanist. So this so I just looked it up, it looks like it is somebody from Ethiopia. I don't think that's not what Google said.

What do you say looked it up? You'd be like you asked a guy outside or something. Did you ask a confident Ethiopian man? Oh, yeah. No, I just looked inward and I found the information within. And looked up and thought about it. Okay, let's do our questions that we've correlated here. Yes.

Hit the Space of the Week button. So we like to start on a subgroup on the website. These are called Spaces, and this is our Space of the Week. of the week. Money. Money. This is a good space. We tried to keep a commerce related for you guys because of stores. We're always on the hunt for more cheddar.

Right, right, right. You're kind of like this Scrooge McDuck avie that marks the space. There he is. I wouldn't think you don't want to be like Scrooge McDuck in this situation, but I guess these guys do want to be like Shrewd McDuck. Yeah. He has like 16, uh, Brazilian dollars.

Yeah. The one thing that people don't know about him is he's actually very wealthy. Yeah. He doesn't show it. That's what's so classy about him is he doesn't flaunt it. Compound interest. But he's one of these nepo guys. He's from old money where it's like you find out who his dad was and you're like,

oh, he's got money. Is Scrooge of Nepo baby? Scrooge McDuck? Oh, I thought he was like a kind of a humble guy who lives with his nephews. But it turns out he's doing pretty well for himself. Yeah. Yeah. He's sort of a Jack Quaid style kind of guy.

That makes sense. So this is 26.2,000 followers and one contributor. You don't see that kind of relationship on here very often. This is a pretty large Quora space. They're not often this large. And this is just about making that green. We're talking about dollar bills, people. There's not too many questions.

The posts are pretty interesting. Okay. Did you have one you wanted to look at Alex or now? Yes. Go down. I think there was one question. Yeah. Yes, there was.

because it's a post space. The question was, does financial security resolve most insecurities? Oh, that's big money. Yes. Yeah. Yes. It does. Now, that is interesting because I believe that that is true and can be bad for you because

you should have some insecurities. Oh, right? Yes. Because then you don't, if you're not constantly worried about finances, then you have to, then you do weird stuff. You go like, I'm going to do improv comedy for 10 years. I mean, that kind of, you need a real sicko shit. Yeah, yeah.

I wonder if this is what my co-host, Claire, is nervous about. That's probably. This is one of her big insecurity. Her nerves are acting up. She has the consumption. Probably with her broke ass. Ah, shit. Claire, you're poor.

I know. Oh, this is a cool guy. What if you want to look at, Alex? What was the post? What's not the post, baby? Let's look at this one. Okay. This says, he said, if I go,

bust the bank goes bust not my problem so long as it's o p m who cares right this is kind of a reference to people's money o p p which is a song from the 80s oh p p yeah and so this is about the rich dad poor dad author and this is just classic money talk great i'm glad we're getting i was worried we wouldn't get some classic money talk i thought it was going to be all that new age stuff so that's good for i hate new money i hate new money i want to keep it academic the rockefellers What's the biggest book you have in your house? The biggest book? Yeah, large leather book.

Like most pages. Mine is sadly Berserk. I was going to say mine is the Berserk deluxe edition. It's very large. It's like 15 pounds each. They're so fucking big. It's like reading on two iPads. You get to see the pictures of guts really big.

I guess mine actually also is the Bersk. Three guys who've been to Japan and read Berserk there. Terry, what about you? Berserk or something else? You got this Robin book over there. I do. My friend made me take this book about Robin Williams and I never read it. Oh, the other Robin.

And I haven't seen him in many years, but I still have his book about the other Robin. So funny. Big career coming for that guy. My wife is really obsessed with Warren Peace. I think that's the biggest book in. her house. I got infinite jest, which is kind of like berserk. It's sort of berserk in its own way. Right. It's berserk the way how much. He was kind of acting berserk when he was smoking all that weed in that book. I don't really remember it, but I did read it. It's kind of about chiefing as much

gong as you can, right? That's the book. And how it's bad for you, but also it's really, it's good too. It clears some fucking things up real quick. Yeah. Okay. I haven't read it. I don't know. I think we're done with the space of the week. Okay, cool. I just got to talk about Scroo McDuck for a bit, so I'm pretty happy. Hit the CEO. Oh, my God. What have I done?

It's a pretty short segment, I got to say. Yeah, there's no real rules over here. All right, we're going to start with our business quars. This is a C.E. Quo. Okay, here's a question. D.E. Quo. What is the best quote of money? Oh, back.

I pulled this one out, but they're all pretty good. Good. Okay. There's a picture of like some Roman-looking AI-generated guy who looks like he's wearing a watch. Definitely not a real guy. Yeah. He looks like he's wearing a nice watch. He's wearing a watch and he has like Gen Z broccoli haircut, but he's like a Roman guy.

Yeah, he's like the grackeye or something. It says death does not concern us because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. That's like toddler philosophy. That's like what you realize when you're four. When you die, you won't be around anymore. I don't think this guy's four. This is a powerful, rich man.

What does it do with buddy? I don't know. That's what I was wrong. Well, I guess when you run out of money, you dies, right? So that's kind of. When you moves. Unless her body is a few vessels. Somebody just says, wrong.

Wrong. Oh, wait, nobody's girl. It began concerning me a lot more when I died and went to hell. The soul does go on and I suggest being prepared for that day. What? Click on this account, Jeremy. Okay. We need to see the person who said, I died and went.

Okay. Oh, my God. Nobody's girl. Oh, my God. Her avie is a Phoenix. She lives in Colorado. I'm assuming it is a girl based on the name. I don't know that to be true.

Girl. The bio says disassociated before memory, unaware I operated as a system for 40 years. Oh, oh. Awakened on April 8, 2024, following a hellish NDE the prior year. January 21, 2020, why are we all saying, uh-oh, what's going on? No, that's just me saying it. When you say that you were unaware, you operated as a system, I feel like it's...

That's pretty scary. That's pretty scary. I'm like, okay, you've painted a real big picture. That's what somebody like mumbles at a bus stop. That's like bad. You got to understand I have an 18-month-old child, but I have a little bit. I hear, uh-oh, I think there's pee somewhere. I gotta get it right now.

If I peed myself, that is how I would announce it. Uh-oh. Luke, what is it? Luke? Uh-oh. It's really triggering for me to hear that combination of words. Oh my God, look how long this is. Okay.

This is kind of facts. We can just, we can clip this a little bit. We can get the good parts. This is her pinned answer on her profile. Does a human being know they're dead once they die? Nobody's girl says, I absolutely did on January 21st, 2021, 23. I crashed from complications due to Delta COVID.

Oh. Prior to being revived, I have vivid memories of knowing I was dead. I will tell you that I went somewhere horrific and disconnected from all that is holy. I heard those closest to me say things like, at least she's in a better place now, as I dealt with decades of severe mental health issues and suicidal ideations.

I just said, that's how many seconds after she died or people are like, well, she's in heaven. These people are dying to get away. Because I imagine if she's like dead, she's going to be dead for like, what, a minute or two? Yeah, she's going to like pass out and come back. Yeah. These are people around her hospital bed,

like the second she flatlined being like she's in a better place. Okay. I'm going to skip forward a little bit here. But anyway, she's dying to get out of hell. And she's yelling, no, no, no. You're trapped in a chair. Wait, hold on. Why are we skipping the experience of being in hell?

We know what it's. Yada yada. You're in a chair. Who cares? You're screaming a lot. I'm ahead. And it's a lot of redundant shit about I'm scared. It's bad. We understand hell sucks. The torment of a soul untouched by God. We get it. It's boring. All life running away from it. That's why I'm Christian. I need to read about hell. I know it better than the back of my palm. I kind of just keeps going. I cannot even begin to put into words the agony and the torment. As I can assure you, there is nothing got on Earth that can close to compare. to that horror. You don't want to read like I was in a dark room beneath the ICU tied down to a chair. There was an evil presence and other details. I won't go into.

Whatever. She's in a chair. Why wouldn't she be in a chair? She's a woman with nerves. Claire's going through right now. She's tied down. Claire is doing the Evangelion pose somewhere in Los Angeles. I read once about a woman who was held captive for many years on end by a man.

and woman who kept her in a box beneath their bed. For whatever reason, I can relate this most to her story. Only at least she could hold on to the tiniest amount of hope that perhaps Sunday she'd know freedom. You lived. What are you talking about? You came back. Shut up.

Why are you saying I'd have it worse than that lady? The only difference between me and that lady is that I have it worse. You were dead for one minute. That lady lived in a box. Literally. You also got to see that hell is real and now you're like, Oh, great. Now I don't have to go there anymore. Like, you literally got the, your life is awesome.

You're literally, the rest of your life to go to heaven, you idiot. By the way, guys, I died. And so I know chair is pretty much box. Chairs is as bad as box. Oh, yeah, it was hell, and you were still in the ICU. No, I don't think so. How's a little bit different. I think she, I'm starting to think this lady is making the stuff up, man.

It's sad, but she'll do. She said that after being in hell, she became a different person and was no longer suicidal and found God. Nice. So that's pretty cool. I didn't know that was possible for somebody to come back from a near-death experience and find God. She must be the first one. We got to read the last sentence here, which is a really good TD.

Too long didn't read. Next time I die, I plan on going to heaven. Me too, actually. Glad I fixed that. Oh, my God. Can we read some of the comments? I just want to see if people are like, agreeing with this.

There's 5,000 up votes. I also really like my body was described as quote, on fire. By who? Bragg. Some sort of doctor. I'm giving that no vote. Let's see.

As a Muslim who also believes in heaven and hell and that they are eternal resting places, your story was very eye-opening. And I'm glad you survived to tell the story and happy to hear your wife has transformed. And a rose emotive. Okay. Well, they're in DSA, probably. They are D-S-A. Yeah.

to see the DSA and yeah that's probably Claire Valdez alt yeah I don't know so love the world John 316 boring shut up

read the rest of it moron what else do they say in John 316 anything else yeah they say for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son I'm impressed you do it

whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life now his son. And I try to get to this every week, is Jesus Christ. I do. If I'm remembering correctly, that sounds right. Yeah, he sent him.

Just three Jesus-loving, berserk reading, Japan visiting white men. There's a certain kind of guy who likes Quora.com. I want to follow this. Nobody's a girl so that we can follow her. What are her questions like? They're just sad questions about it. Oh, they're sad. Because they're so crazy.

Oh, they're sad. Oh, they're sad. Moving on from sad questions. I'm trying to ruin my podcast. You survive. Start asking nice stuff, idiot. We're back on what is the best quote of money. And there's a picture of Johnny Depp.

And he's smoking a cigar. And it says, scroll down. People respect the money, not the person. And that's on millionaire tips. Truth. Truth. It's like a distilling. of a distillation of a Facebook page.

Like, you can see from how, like, crunch this image is, too, how many times it's been saved and, like, posted another place. It's, like, one step removed from the, like, actual creator of it. Who was obvious? And every time somebody's just hitting print screen and, like, yeah, yeah, shipping it. I can tell the way that Johnny Depp is smoking the cigar. He's inhaling the smoke. And that will make you sick.

True. Yes. Well, respect the money, not the smoking cigar, man. This is a good money, quote. Delete negative people. forget your past, accept your mistake, restart your life. Actually, driving. Next time I die, I plan on going to heaven.

That's right. I'm going back to my elementary school, deleting all the hell. Okay, I'm going to read another question. Okay, those are some of money quotes. We have many questions. Here's another question. Money quotes, quote of money. So you two run the stores podcast. Sorry, I read the question.

Can I leave my three-year-old home alone while I go to the store? No. No. No. What are you doing? What? You guys go to stores. Right. You guys are stores experts. Well, it depends on how precocious the three-year-old is, I guess. If he's really precocious and I feel like he's got like a plucky attitude where he could kind of like, I don't know, keep things in line at the home. It really just depends on the kid. I, my child is not yet three. If you had like a super, and it would be frowned upon, but you have like a super duper child proof area. of your house and you had to go to GameStop.

You could just put them in that like very like insane asylum. That's what I was going to say. Style place. Straight jacket kind of situation. That's good. Or you could like, or it's a room full of unsolvable puzzles that drive that would drive you mad to try to solve. So he wants to solve them.

So he's like, I've got this all figured out. You know when a kid's like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, elementary. They say. Yeah.

Right. What's the bunch of crimes that can't solve? What would actually be unsafe about leaving and I wouldn't do this but a featureless white room

and you lock your kid in there for like 30 minutes. It's not like, it's just not nice, I think. I think it's kind of rude. Because they really need they need like engagement every two seconds.

So like 30 minutes is pretty much like 10 years to do. Well, When I was a kid, I would make my own fun. Right. So. Well, you, there's no features in this way room. You can pretend you're an angel.

You're in the clouds. That's true. That's one idea. Well, okay, like, this isn't, I'm not saying you should do this, but like, what would be the negative side effect of, like, for example, doing like old boy, but for a child, right? Like, nothing. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

He would have all of the Chinese food he needed. Right. He would, he would not. He would have everything he needed. He'd learn about 9-11 on the TV. He would be training. He would be training. He would be training.

the whole time. He'd learn about Princess Diana and 9-11 on the TV. If you put a young boy in an old boy situation, they would not be able to have sex with their own daughter because they wouldn't have a daughter. They wouldn't have, yeah, they wouldn't have made one before they left. They wouldn't have to do

that scene where they eat the squid. That was the problem. If he had just had sex with a daughter, I think everything would have been fine in that movie. That part was kind of suss to me, honestly. It was kind of suck. That that you have a daughter? Yeah, I would not do that. Why are you as a man with a dog? This is somewhat of a tangent.

I watched the movie Volver last weekend. What is that? Which is a Spanish movie where the whole plot of it, it's that there's a bunch of fathers who just generationally keep raping their daughter. And that's the big twist of the movie. And it's the women just going on with their lives. And the men are almost not in it. And it's just like, what is wrong with all of the men in your town?

I'm like a different movie about them. Where did you find this? It's like a big famous movie. Never heard of it. You're Mr. Two Damn Movies. I thought you would have seen it. Haven't heard of it. All right.

I think it's disgusting. Back to watching things from 19. I think you made it up. It sounds in this case like I did and I resent that. I think you had a dream and you're recounting it to us now. No, it's a big famous movie. A big famous movie. Big famous movie.

I've got to believe that. That famous movie where like a guy looks like me and he has to go to school, but he forgot his pants. It's an Al-Madovar movie. You know, it's like, you watch it in a school. Apat-Dupar made it. My friend. You fucking fool. I just say that's something I wouldn't do and I thought it was bad.

I wouldn't do it either. What's what's going on in this? Coropose. Can you read this? Can you just read the top related question also? I just thought that was funny. I just saw just what does an 11 year old sister and an 11 year old brother do one alone?

Okay. Now I'm going to have to say. Unfortunately on cora.com, it is, this is not good stuff. I'm doing the meme. I'm pointing. I'm saying that's bait. That is actually a 45 year old man. I know.

It is. The exact same guy who wrote the I'm the cheating wife profile. Side profile. about some promiscuous kids. Whenever we're on Kora, I always think about, like there's an old episode of Mark Maron's podcast

with Louis C.K. where he talks about writing Horace and Pete, and he's like, there's this one really emotional scene I had to write where, like, I'm discussing, like, this horrible situation with this woman. And when I wrote it,

I was masturbating the whole time while typing it. Jesus. And I just always think about Louis CK jerking off, crying, writing these questions. I think it's really...

Jurgging off with his, and with his left hand typing. Yeah. Like, Typing with one hand is so hard. I feel like right before Luis K got in trouble, he was like trying so hard to tell people. You know,

heads up. I do bad stuff. You go back and you watch his TV show and there's like five different scenes where he's like telling a woman he's jacking off. I is over and over again. He won't stop talking about it. Mr. Officer, I left you all the clues.

Right. That I love to come. That's also cool. I didn't know Mark Merrin had a podcast. Is it good? Yeah, you got to check it out. He has all kinds of interesting story. My friend Claire was on it, actually.

Wow. That broke bitch. It has to be on the podcast. That's amazing. Oh, you could kind of tell they're in like a car when they recorded it. All right. I'm going to read the answer to this.

Can I leave my three-year-old Homo one while I go to the store? This is by Anne Henriquez, who's a former children's dental assistant. When I was for four years old. All right. Can I cut you off right there? When I was for four years. already not answering the question is it

when I was for four years old we're talking about four year olds not even the right age it's not the right age I wanted a tortilla I turned on the stove to warm one on the open flame like I'd seen my mom and older siblings do I see where this is going they were all taller than the stove and some genius left a stack of paper napkins in the middle of the stove top well don't been the napkins guy

if you're lighting the house on fire you should be touching the stove that's your I mean you can't see it and it's our problem problem, there's napkins. Uh-huh. It was your fault for wanting tortilla. Uh, in another genius move, there was garbage piled up against the adjacent back door. Being the industrious little thing that I was, when the napkins caught fire, I tried to put them in the sink, but my hand was burning, so I dropped them.

Good thing I was wearing short sleeve top, and it was the trash that flared up. I saw the situation was becoming a problem. When I saw the curtains catch fire, I got on my tippy toes and filled a pan of water to put the fire out. This is another account that were by a person who's dead. I can just tell. Yeah. Yeah.

My parents saw the reflection of the fire in the window in the next room. My dad put out the back door. My mom dressed my burns. I burned down back door of our house with my parents in the next room. Imagine what could have happened to me and my four siblings if my parents hadn't been there. Never leave young children unsupervised. Thank you. I don't know.

She says she got a pan of water. So she was dealing with it. If it was an electrical fire, that would be worse. Or if it was a Tesla. I think it was a paper fire because of the napkins. And I think that obviously there's another circumstance of like the helicopter parent coming in and thinking that they have to be involved that they don't let their kids learn on their own. You're doing it again. Yeah.

And she was about to use her pan of water that she made. Yeah. Let your kids use their pan. Her two questions are very strange. Can a dog have a seizure without losing consciousness? Oh, no. What are you talking about? And can a person get slow arsenic poisoning from drinking tap water?

This is only for emergency situations. I only use Quora for emergency situations. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, this website. What do you mean? What do the, how do you even know if the dog has lost consciousness? It's so crazy. That is really upsetting.

You just got to go to the vet, but don't ask Quora that. Do you have any other cool movies you want to talk about, Alex? You made me feel like I'm a pervert for, even if they're internationally acclaimed by many other people. This are all sad stories about that. They're internationally acclaimed. Europeans could never love something disgusting. All their movies are normal.

These are all crazy long questions. I want to see who asked this question about going to the store. Some anonymous. Anonymous. The hacker collective. You just getting the questions deleted too. That's fucked up. Damn. All right, well, on to the next one.

Yes, it's a philosophy. Time to discuss the great questions of our day. What is your understanding of, quote, black people and how they live? What? We saved this one for you guys. Yeah, we really wanted to know what you guys say. Because our input is really important here. We wanted to get something.

I feel like if you asked the black person, it doesn't make sense to ask them. No, because they'd be like, what is my understanding of black people and how they live? Well, let me think about that for a while. Well, they'd be biased. I feel like we could only ask, you know, people who aren't unbiased. Who aren't black. Media. My understanding is they just, they live it, how they see it.

That's right. That's just me, though. Yeah, I think they're just doing their thing. Does anybody have a different opinion? First related question says, why are black people treated differently? Just a total tabula rasa person logging on. Not understanding history. The hell is going on?

At least they're asking. At least I wanted no more. There's a picture of a really cool guy in a suit here with a bright purple suit. He's very handsome. Pants are way too tight and high up on his legs. But you can only get one image when you Google a black guy on Google image. God, I wish I was him. He has a very cool.

bag. He has a cooler bracelet than I used to have before my baby broke it. Big beads. One of my daughters is a classmate who has a Somali father. Which makes him pretty much as black as a human being can be. Writing a big treatise on like the one black guy that you know is so crazy. Oh, wait. Great detail.

Important detail for this answer is it is by a Roman bust abbey. Oh, no. Their bio is in Latin. The bioline is screame conchise. Percutte profounde. He says he was about as classy and professionals anyone could possibly be. Works as a local lecturer at a local,

work as a lecturer at a local university and married a local woman. That's something I've noticed about black people is they'll marry a local woman. I know. That is interesting. How does he live? Well, I had the pleasure to have been invited

into his home. It's clean. It's hiding. A bit classic in terms of design and setup. A style one might regard as slightly old fashion but much to my own personal taste. He has two children, one playful little boy, the other a moody teenage girl going through a bit of a punk phase.

The man is Muslim. Not very strict. His daughter does not wear a head scarf and neither does his wife, who again is local. They eat a lot of quote ethnic cuisine. However, it is absolutely delicious. That sums it up. There you go. This This fucking Melvin writing about this guy.

God. You can tell how racist this guy is. Yes. He's like, well, I thought they were completely different. And then I met one black guy. Yeah. This is a button-up suit racist. This is a J.D. Vance style racist, I believe.

Yeah. These guys are all insane. Shabba de Leon says in the USA, if you're not white, you're black. That's discourse. I've never heard that before, but I like it. That is discourse. That's interesting. It's almost the,

opposite of the Joe Biden thing. Oh, sure. The three genders? You ain't black. Oh, okay. If you ain't white, you're like. Oh, I see. I see. He's doing this. There's at least three. I thought you're talking about the, yeah, at least three. At least three colors. How many races are there? There's all kinds of colors. Can we look up that on Cora? How many races are there? Oh, I bet that is already a question. Let's slam that real quick. This is again a store-themed episode. Do you remember, do you remember when when somebody asked Joe Biden, how many black people there were in the world and he said there's at least three. I know Barry.

Yeah. All his wife, what's her name? And of course the two kids. That's four plus. Four. Four. I thought he only got one kid, but then I realized there was two of them. I thought it was a Mary Kate and Ashley Olson situation where they could only work eight hours a day each.

This question has some very, it took the idea we had and kind of ran with it, which is how many human races are there in the world? Sure. I think there's one. There's also a related question. Are there officially four races? Click that one. New one. Okay, wait, crazy responses. I don't think so. I don't want to look at this. Waits of any type. Oh, no. I don't like a lot of words ending in oid. I do not like that. I'm learning new racism techniques. I've never heard of Australoid. That's the one I'm locked in on. So one of the races is Australoid. He heard one of these and extrapolated the rest is what it seems like.

Well, we know there's a Caucasoid. Yeah, of course. And then from there, what about Australian guys? I'm going to start calling people Caucasoid. It's really funny also to put it in bold, like, hey, no race is superior or better. Anyway, number three is Mongoli. Yeah, I can't. Also, another note, race is not based on skin color, races based on blood, DNA,

and skull structure. Scary. That's the scarier thing to be about. That's way worse, dude. So much worse. Races about the notes you're not playing. This guy, I mean, obviously, exclusively is posting about different race,

like obscure race. Oh my God. The fucking, the broken down map of India is really, I don't know. This person's in India. This guy is from India. He's a Tamil person from southern India.

The most people on Quora are in India. You should know that they have more people than us, and it's reflected by their posting. Right. And they know about us caucusoids. I think there's also a disproportionate amount of British people as well. Yes. Well, I mean, those are connected.

They like to write. All right. Oh, my God. Oh, that's a fair child that is. Yeah. Yeah, there's a bunch of, yeah. This is just photos of different albino people. I don't know what we're looking at.

Why is that part of it? This is really strange. Well, I'm glad to look to up race on the core. Let's go another question, I guess. John Smith is the answer I had, which is the human race. Wow, that's so beautiful. Period. Wow.

Period. That really changed my perspective. My sister has an underwear-only rule at her house. Should I still go? She's so crazy. Her rules are out of control. So that you go. go to the house and you got to like some house you have to take off your shoes this one you got

to take off your shirt your pain what was the theme this week it's big money questions underwater money sorry yeah I thought it was sister's underwear underwear house actually I feel like we're taking you through like a bad house of attractions and like crazy questions I mean it is sister underwear house this is your sister has an underwear only rule I wouldn't go to that I don't think I'd go she likes to keep things dirty do you guys have sisters. For the record, if I did have a sister, I wouldn't go to her underwear house. I don't think I'd go to the underwear house either. Although I actually kind of, I'm like anti-clothes in general. I think clothes are a prison that are trying to keep me down. So like I might be the one who

has the underwear rule in my sister. I might be the sister. I want to see in the world. Sister underwear house. I do understand though the impulse of like, well, I want to be in my underwear and the only way that makes sense is if everyone else is. It has to be a rule. The logic follows for me. It's just, yeah, it's crazy. It's a little nuts, and it might be a bit intimate over there. We have an answer from Priya Darsini, who says, It is your wish whether to go to her home or not.

It is her house, and she wants to be more comfortable when she is at home, and the same she expects everyone in the home to follow that comfort rule. So if you are both very comfortable enough, then you go to her home and follow the rule. Otherwise, ask her a request for an exception. If she says, okay, then fine. it's your wish. Okay.

And that's... Very reasonable level-headed response. I appreciate that. Just a normal response to have. From Priya Darshani. I really appreciate it. I want one of the comments to be okay if have sex with brother. I mean, there's probably at least one of those if we go to the overall post here.

But this one was just so on the level. It's so funny. Cameron Owen says personally, I think it is relaxing and free to be in only underwear. So I would go. That's what I say. Yep. Since your sister would be wearing whatever kind of underwear, it doesn't matter what underwear you're wearing. Because both of you would have no clothes.

I actually think, can I be real? And I know this is insane. I know this is going to sound crazy. I think it's weirder to be in just underwear and not all be naked. Because I think when you're naked, it's sort of you hit a level of like, well, everyone's naked. And it's sort of like when you go to the Korean spa and you're just like, all right, everyone's naked. I just stop thinking about it. Right.

We're on that level. It's a little weird to me in a, in a reverse way. Does that make sense? Yeah, I agree with that. Yes. being just barely clothed is stranger. Yes. Then just being like,

all right, this is a new, like I could understand a nudist colony more than I can understand this. Gabby says, yeah, we are just your undies too.

I'm sure she will like it. The thing with nudism is just like it sounds uncomfortable to me too. Like I don't think I'd want to sit on like a wooden chair like no clothes on. Did you see the finale of neighbors? No. Where they go to the nudist colony?

What happens? They just do like karaoke night and they have a whole community that's, nude all the time. It does look like there's a bunch of things that are like when you're driving your car doing something. You're just exposed in a way. You're not regularly. It feels like a lot of seats are going to smell like doo-do. That would be my worry. You know, you don't have a perfectly clean ass at any point. You've ruined one of the seats in your sort of house or car. Right. Pink eye must be an epidemic in these communities. Yeah. I'm doing nudist karaoke,

but I get confused and I grab a penis and sing into it instead. Oh no. Singing Mr. Brightson. into the elder's penis no he's the elder of the new discolity it was only a kiss what a big head he has on his penis too he's a large bell end

why do you think he's in charge you can really use your pee sounds of that thing unfortunately I'd hit his penis with a hammer and it blew up just the head of it is my penis clipping but I would ask you who asked this question

and it better not be anonymous It's Andre Rojas. This is only question ever. I have one question. It was on Monday. And this was, no, it was last followed on Monday. So this could be an oldie but a goodie where it's been, you're right, if you're right. It's been around for a while.

God, the related questions are really upsetting. Yeah. Really bad related questions. I've never had a sister, so I can't really relate to a lot of them. This is tough. I don't really get it. Let's move on, I guess. We have a few more questions.

Let's do The Quoker, our InCell and Manosphere questions. Okay, awesome. These are the questions for men here on the Quoker. When is it appropriate to pop one's collar? The second we hitting the scene, my dude. This is sort of the opposite of the last question. Yeah, baby. You can't pop a collar if you're in your underwear.

That's true. second person says pop your collar anytime you want. Don't tempt me. Don't let others tell you how to style yourself. It is up to you. I do remember like the first time I saw a popped collar when I was like 15. I was like, I didn't even know this was on the table.

Right. This really changes the game for how I thought collars worked. So the person asking the question is like 70 years old also. At least, yeah. One might one pop one's collar. The person who asked it is Clara Johnson, who is a teacher. Oh, okay. I like to think she teaches me.

I'm not even wearing a shirt. I guess the answer to the question is like 1997. A lot of questions about like Buffy, Vampire Slayer and Joss Whedon and stuff like that. I think she's having a bit of fun here, honestly. I think she's having a laugh. But also I think it's a real question that someone should have an answer to. It's valid and it's true. Have you ever popped your collar, Jeremy?

Not on purpose, but I've definitely done it by accident for hours and not noticed. I haven't worn a polo shirt in so many years, but if I was, I'd be worried. rocking the two polo shirts on top of each other rocking the big top collar i mean the main thing is collars have to be in so either you just got off work and you're a working stiff yeah or polos are back and they're better than ever like 2005 polos were around i'm wearing a collar right now i can pop it wait ready for this let's see this is going to be huge for the algorithm boom this is very exciting for this will look great in clips now it looks like a damn yacca's a member i'm almost scared of jeremy now Let me get my katana real quick.

No. How many tattoos you got on your bag, Jeremy? Just the one of the big dragon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They knock you out for that? Family crest. Yeah, of course. Oh, it hurts so much.

Again, he has not been to Japan. Asking somebody who has a giant dragon tattoo, like tear drop tattoos on their face. You're like, did it hurt? Oh, wow. It really, really hurt. That's why I got this tear drop, dude. It was confusing because I had so many real tears.

They just started tracing them. This person posted an unhyperlinked copy and paste of Google images of people popping their collars. Actually, it's Yahoo Images. Well, and that person used to be the United States Air Force, which is cool. It's a meme of five popped collars. But then what's cooler than five pop collars? Five pop Google glasses, of course. Oh, okay.

Okay, you got to understand. you're listening, there's a guy with five Google glasses on top of them next to the callers. I don't know why that's there. I don't really understand what that is. But they're not popped either. They're not popped. Yeah, you'd probably wear it upside down to pop it. I don't know how you exactly pop. I'm having trouble even understanding like where the glasses are in the image, whatever. You wouldn't get it. Oh yeah, I guess it's Google glasses. It's not traditional glasses. Yeah, they're like a different device. It's like one computer that beams into your brain. Yeah, yeah. It's

really, they're bringing it back. That makes sense. Android police.com. Is that part of this? Wait, what? The meme was from Android police.com. Oh, we got to put that they let them do ads. It definitely feels like a side that is

going to give you a bunch of viruses. That's fine. It's Alex's computer. That's the standard for the show. What is this? Articles. Articles, six things my jail broken Kindle can do. Oh, Jesus. Probably display PDFs you downloaded.

This is for a very specific kind of guy. Android police. A lot of Samsung news. It's mostly about like it's just about tech. It's tech news. It has a little to do with police. This is a website for a policeman on their second phone. I want to see our audience.

Oh, they're acquired by Valnet. Hey, congratulations. Congrats to Android Police. Thank you so much. Shout out to Android Police. You guys did it. You were acquired by Valnet. I guess I just wanted to know how the police were involved.

I wanted to know if it was like update. on Flappy Bird to play at Subway or whatever. Jeremy, I need you to go back to Quora.com. Right. You know what? Hey, that's on me. Sometimes we start clicking and Jeremy's just feeling it. I get you get a click hole. It's fun to click. Why do some people think

it's never okay to hit a woman? Okay. Okay. We heard you guys were coming on, so we thought we would put this one in there. Yeah, I don't know why people think that. It's wrong, but what if the woman has it gone? It's true. You okay to hit her?

That's right. I would hit a woman with a gun. What if it's Rhonda Rousey in a fast and furious movie? Exactly. She's trying to stop you from stealing a car you want to drive out of a building. So let's unpack that. So just if it's a tough woman, you can hit them. Yeah, that's what I said.

So you're saying you can hit tough women. Yeah, that's exactly what I said. And how do they get tough? By fighting Jeremy. Or what if the woman has like higher rank gear than you? Like you're all in blues and they've got, she's got oranges on. Orange is better. That's her purples. Or she's stepping on you with her big high heel.

Yeah, then what are you supposed to do? Anything that can offset the wider shoulders and bigger wrists that you're going to be using in this fight you're having. So these are all great examples of when it's okay to hit a woman, but we haven't answered why some people think it's never okay. Oh, they're probably cooked or something. Yeah, it's probably fun. With that just kind of shooting from downtown here. I do want to read the answers on this. Kevin Thorpe says, well, fundamentally.

it's never okay to hit anyone. Now we're cooking. But the focus on women is from the old sexist attitudes. I hope you are growing out of those today and women can be violent as well. Don't let concepts like that get in the way of defending yourself. I didn't expect it to go that direction. Wokely, you got to hit them. It's the only fair thing.

If women want to have jobs, then they got to be, we're going to have to hit them in the head. All right. That's just what fair is. The next response is by Arya from Game of Thrones. It's under Quora Plus. Which we are paying for. We had to pay for it so we could remember it. Wow.

So you only see these answers if you have Quora Plus. Yeah. That's right. This is some Robin Hood. This is the good stuff. Robin Hood behavior here. Ariya says absolute words like never and forever sounds certain, but life rarely is. Practical wisdom demands a broader outlook on things that such blind surety.

Wait. That such blind sure. than such blind surety. The idea of never hitting a woman has existed for centuries in most noble societies, and what a beautiful idea it is, I must say, smiley face. I like that, too. However, a more complete idea would be never to hit anyone unless it's necessary to defend yourself or someone else from immediate harm.

Since men are, on average, physically stronger than women, noble societies often emphasize don't hit women as an additional moral and cultural norm against abusing physical power, exceptionally, I believe that a reasonable force in self-defense not to abuse is justified when required, regardless of gender. And that's Aria. That's that core plus magic right there, as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. I'll go ahead.

My question is on the related questions, the one I asked this morning. Have you ever kicked a guy in his crotch with your high heels or other shoes? It was actually, do girls like getting slapped on the butt? Why is this? I'm excited to find out what the answer is. I love that you immediately followed up with why because in your head the answer is obviously yes. Obviously yes. This is going to get so horny so fast.

It's going to be a lot. It's going to knock you off your seat. Well, that's why I ask. This is horny. Eric Scott says, I don't really slap my wife's butt. It's more like an affectionate light swap when she's doing something with her back turned. Especially if she is bending over. She likes the attention and it's a fun thing for us.

Thanks, Eric. I really like this other guy, or this woman, rather, says, this guy is a woman. Anybody that people that like to be extinct as part of sex is that people find what they find sexually arousing, sexually arousing. Okay, fair enough. They can't help how much they love it. Jane Hart has an answer starting with yes, homo sapien. More submissive than men.

Okay, all right. Do you want to read this one? I don't think I'm stealing all the good reading. wants to read this. Nobody wants to get clips for some reason. I don't want to even look at it. I don't want to think about it. I'm offering Luke's question. The chance for you to read it. It's one that's this brick house Assyrian girl. That actually was the answer I was looking for. That's crazy. That's crazy. Brick house is met this. Met this brick house a series. Sorry. Started to remove her top. She says no. I pull her down on top of me, caressing and squeezing her porn star

James. Oh, God, dude. It ends with epic, exclamation point. I rubbed my middle finger along the crack of her ass. What kind of ass? I think it was porn star ass. But it's on a brick house Assyrian girl. Damn.

Where is modern Assyria? Is it in Syria? I don't know. Is it like Turkey? I couldn't tell you. You don't know anything. You don't know any of the questions I want to know about. Did you go go go to Google it?

Can we click on James who wrote all that? Once we find out where Assyria was. Oh, it was a major ancient Mesopotamian civilization. Okay, so this guy, so he's from the past. He was fucking a statue. That's why he said, Brick House. This is like Iran. Oh, so it's over in Nineveh.

I know that like Jonah went there. I can't be reading Wikipedia. The guy who got 12th of Assyria. Where was I? I was on James. We're going to click on James to find out where he's be fucking. Yeah, he's got an ex-wife. He said, where he lived in Chicago at some point.

What happened to the love? So he's someone asked, can you describe the creepiest person you ever met? He says, back in October of 1977, I was walking home late one night after co-workers took me out for drinks as I was entering the Navy soon. Well, it looks like a tactical unit pulls along the curb. The single occupant begins to question me. I noticed a conspicuous absence of a two-way radio in the car. I began yelling and swearing at the guy who drove off. There was something about that guy.

It gave me bad vibes. What was it, I wonder? Fast forward to December 78. I was stationed in San Diego reading a story in the paper about a guy in my hometown of Chicago. I looked at his booking photo and my blood ran cold. John Wayne Gacy. Oh. An acquaintance of mine who, my cat is trying to strangle me, who disappeared was found under his garage.

Oh, my God. Two kids from my high school were among his victims. Oh, my God. James. Always pay attention to your inner creep meter. This is before you met that brick house, Assyrian girl? If she had been there, it would have gone down different. It would have gone down like that.

And this is interesting. He then goes on and he says, I should never have given him all of that strange pornography. What a colorful wife. The middle finger I used. I said, you try it as a clown next time. It'll work better as a clown. I wouldn't have been so scared.

Adam smelled the stinky poop finger from the Assyrian woman. I had just had sex with him. Top comment was, whoa. All caps. This guy says I hate that dead piece of shit. Honestly, same, man. I bet him in 1973. How many people do John Wayne Gasey?

Was he that famous? People have been writing in, I do not fuck with John Wayne Gasey like that. Yeah, I condemn him. He's a piece of shit. In this house, we do not like what John Wayne Gacy. I don't support any of that stuff he did. No. And I don't think that Democrats should campaign with him.

I agree with that. Do we have one more question we want to do? We do. Okay, great. What an exciting day to get through all the questions. Do you know how long it's been since we got through all the questions? That's incredible. They're all crazy.

These are our romance questions. Would women date a guy who is shorter than average? or would women rather date a real man like me? I'm six, six, by the way. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother. Kevin Potter replies, the height of his bank balance

always makes the shorter man more attractive. The height of his bank balance. He's putting all his money up like Shrewd McDonk, it makes sense. In stacks of golden coins. Yeah, if their coins are higher than six foot six, that's often very attractive to women. And even a real man like yourself is child.

by the way. I'm 66 by the way. 66 is so tall. You're like a structurally imbalanced at that point. Like you ever seen a guy who's 6.6 they're like their arms are strange. Like their limbs are crazy.

It's like they look like they're going to keep growing when they like reach at you. It's ironic because their arms are so long but they can't pull the pussy the way you'd think they would. Right. But you need a stout king to pull the pussy really hard. Yes.

If you're not watching the YouTube, everyone's nodding quietly. Yes, poll. Yes. Pulling. I wonder if I could have had a picture of this guy. I wonder if he's got like any, I don't know. There's a top answer by Buffin Chandelier. This guy's name is Gentle Giants.

Okay. This does track for being 6'6. All right. We got a lot of stuff. Whoa. All of his questions are about hormonal birth. control causing women to lose their minds. Back to the theme of the podcast.

This is what happened to Claire. Yeah. He also has a question, is there a reason women are so cruel to unattractive bed? Are governments ready to deal with the short man problem? What do you mean governments? What do you mean governments? They have to do the dirty thing that no one wants to say. Let's get the Federal Reserve.

Is this guy like so ugly but so tall? I guess that is supposed to be what I. we're putting together here. Maybe. When you're so high up, people can't see your face much of the time. Genocide short men. Yeah. And he's a gentle giant.

Because they're stealing all his women. Yeah. He's the first person to ever have this problem. Yeah. This is like all the people got tricked by Odysseus felt this way. A lot of stuff about having only six inches and is not enough to satisfy a woman. I mean, if you're that big, that would, that would feel smaller. I guess it would.

If you were 6'6 and your dick was 6. inches, maybe it would appear small. Yeah, that's true. Proportionally. But it's also fine. Like, you don't really have a problem. But I just know people expect you to be carrying that cannon with you, but yeah, you're good, dog. Don't worry about that. Yeah. Hey, my tall friends and I

are looking to team up this hot girl, but she doesn't want our short man friend to participate. How do I tell them to leave so we can get with her? I'm six years, by the way. I don't think that's happening. What are the answers? I don't think that's real. I don't think that's real. It's 100% real, and there's answers. I don't let me say. There's three answers on this.

Remember rain says your short man friend deserves better friends. If his height is his only flaw in your eyes, you are clearly the problem. It's not as if he can do anything about his height. He's got to get some other short guys he can run train with. And then Janice says, if you're a decent friend, you stick with him. You think that Janice knows what the fuck this guy is talking about? No, I really don't. Former Superior Insurance from 1959 to 1963.

I don't think, I don't think Janus knows what the fucking. It's going on. It's just an old woman. She knows friends stick with friends. Why won't you double team this nice young woman with your tiny friend? She's been retired since before Simon and Garfunkel grew up, like, broke up. Fuck. Can you put that out of the podcast?

No, because I have to say it's because Simon and Garfunkel broke up because they didn't want to fuck that same woman together. My man. Well, Garfunkel so short. Yeah, that's the problem. I would never fuck with a guy named Garfunkel. What an immature bunch of wallies. The girl is no better. If the shorter of the group finds out that his, quote, friends are so shallow,

it is hoped he will, quote, leave them in the dust. They are of no value as he transitions onto more mature friendship groups. What's a Wally? I don't know. Maybe she seems like an Australian. Oh, he responded. He responded to that one, though. What?

Oh, he said, she want to be fucked by big dicks. And we all know that short men never have big dicks. Gentle Giant. What's the problem? We are doing him a favor. Saving him from pathetic, humiliating embarrassment. We've been to your page, Gentle Giant. We've been to your page, Gentle Giant. We know you're only working with six inches, which is just proportionally less than you would think because you're so big. If you're only like four feet tall and you have a six inch dick, that's huge. Yeah, it looks like you got like a spy. It looks like you have a sure SM 58 that Jesse's grabbing at the karaoke bar. Also, this is. This is not true. Gentle Giant probably knows it's not.

If he has seen the same videos of Vern Troier that I have seen, he knows that it's not true. He knows that that's not correct. Yeah, I think there's data the otherwise, yeah. I just don't know why he has to lie on Quora. You didn't tell me there was going to be liars on this website. Yeah, unfortunately.

It should be called lying giant. Whoa. That should be his name. All right. Well, this guy seems very upset. He's really height derivative, I got to say. There's a lot of questions. reducing people to their height.

And it's sort of like I thought the I'm 6.6 by the way thing was a joke. But then if you post 40 different questions all with that, it just means you are insane. Yeah. Yeah. There was, well, there's one of these questions said, why did a woman stuff her panties into my pocket and tell me she wanted to climb me like a tree? Right. Which again, it just seems like he's just like listing off fantasies or ideas that he had.

It's also just because you look like a tree. You're the same size as a tree. People think that you're a tree. I like his first ever question is I'm 6-6 and have a hard time fitting an airplane seat and in cars. And I constantly get promoted at my job without doing much work. And women are always wanting to have sex with me. Does anyone else have it this hard as a tall man? So he's a short friend that was getting left out of the threesome.

I think that he is the short guy and this is a sarcastic account. Maybe. Classic sarcastic accounts on Florida. But we do think that the sex thing is real where he has two friends. who are kicking him out of a foreshund. That for sure happened. That part is real. That happened, but it happened to him.

Yeah, and he's really bad about it. It's really bad. Because these two wallies are kicking about. Oh, you guys are just being wallies. My damn Wally friends. You hear you down there, Pipsqueak. That's what I'd be saying. Oh, I bet she wants to climb you like a tree.

These damn cockasoids. Why don't you go have an ent mood over there? That would be a word I'd expect. to hear all the time if I'm hanging out with my six, six friends. I wouldn't know. And Tmute. Let's do a listener question and wrap up this podcast. Yes.

We covered all the money questions. Every week we like to answer a listener, Quora style question that you can send it into us at Quarators at gmail.com. This is our recurring segment. Is that okay? Is that okay? Great. I'm going to click this one.

I don't know what it says. That's close. who is resting. Ooh, geez. Oh, hi, coordinators. Oh, I'm sorry about that. I just wanted to know, why the heck am I so sleepy?

Thanks. Love you guys. Probably because you keep fucking that woman with your six, six friends. Okay, you run that energy? I have a question. I have a question. What percentage of your listeners are Winnie the Pooh?

A lot of them. A lot of them are good. Because this guy sounds like a sleepy bear that just walked out of his tree. Many of them are piglet. Oh, that's true. Piglet is kind of the little guy who is trying to run down snatch with his six, six friends. You could agree to that. He's like the small man in the group.

That's true. Eeyore is hung though. Oh, yeah. Eor fills it out. You get sad when you're big like that. That's a fact. Ladies know what I'm talking about there. too big.

I'm E. Or. I'll never have pleasure like I give my partner. All I do is give. I got a crazy donkey tongue. Did we answer the question? Why is so sleepy? I don't know.

I think it's because NyQuil, honestly. If you don't have it, we were talking about this off, Mike. Luke took NyQuil last night. Yeah. And I'm sleepy. Maybe that's what happened to you, dear listener. It's NyQuil.

You took too much of it. You took too much NyQuil. You're addicted to drugs. You have a problem. Your friends are afraid for you. You're dying. You would need to seek help and seek treatment. Thank you for writing in.

Do you have any closing thoughts to say to this guy? Wake the fuck up. Yeah. Wake the fuck up. Stop acting like you. You're a grown fucking man. You're asleep at the wheel of your own life. Wake up.

Start taking it into your own hands. You only have one time on this earth and it's very short. Please stay away. Why are you as a small? a man sleepy. I need you to make $10,000 today. Uh-huh. That's your next move. That's your next money. Get out of bed. Okay. Well, that's the show. That's been big money questions. Stores, thank you so much for coming on the show. It's been lovely having you here. Thank you for having us. Where can our listeners find you at home and abroad?

Luke. Jesse, take it away. I'll take it away. You can find us at patreon.com forward slash stores the podcast. If you want to check us out, support the show. You can also find Stores podcast on any podcast platform, Spotify, whatever. We're on YouTube with video episodes. You can check us out there. And we actually have had Claire and Jeremy on episodes. So that's a great intro. The Claire, I believe in the Claire episode, for some reason, she has some sort of mental breakdown and starts like crying. That's right. In the middle of the episode. If you remember that, I heard that. I heard that. It's because of stress. She's. under. Yeah, that's like she had to take the episode off. I'm worried about. I'm going to call her. I've

never done that before. I'll bring up a new way for us to be, which is I call her on the phone right now. She mentioned and she thought was weird you haven't called. Can everyone please just call Claire once in a while? If you're listening at home, give her a check in. Help her nerves. Definitely check that out and you can start with the Jeremy and Claire episodes as a delicious appetizer. Again, if you want more of our show good news we have a whole second episode for you every thursday and that's on patreon.com slash we have no advertisements ours is also a forward slash thank you for specifying which direction the slash should go i always am hitting the wrong one so i do always suggest that if you're

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Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay. Bye. Bye. I turn it this off. Yeah.

I don't know how many of the buys. Recording stopped. I'm a bug. I'm a little bug human.