Quorators - Blurred Lines w/ Emily Panic

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it okay that I give my first dates a cleavage protector? Why would worms want to have sex when they're so ugly? How can I get to sleep with the neighborhood aunt? --- Follow Emily on instagram @ aprettybigmouth Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

All right, we're looking at the Quora What Historical Fact Blows Your Mind, and we're all reading it because it had a picture of a guy with half a face. Right. Did it say what it was? And the fact that blows my mind is that his face is missing so much. What was the fact? Did anyone read it? The fallout is real.

About painkillers. Painkiller. The skin of body bursts open. His lower jaw loosened as if it would fall open at the touch. Then the skull burst open, and the brain began something. Oh. Oh. All right.

To be continued. his lower jaw was surgically removed he died shortly after yeah well that's blowing my mind and then it looks like one of the ghouls from fallout that's a historical fact that blows my mind isn't it kind of interesting that the only thing keeping me from looking like a ghoul from fallout is having the bottom half of my face i guess so really puts things into look at this normal see how i haven't scrolled past his nose what a normal guy this is oh no it's not because Because of the face. Fucking hit the button.

It's kind of a blurred line. Let's get into it. Quarators. Ooh, and you hear that smooth sound. You know you're back on the Quarators podcast every Monday. We're here live on Quora.com looking at things and saying, That's pretty crazy. We're your hosts, Alex and Jeremy and Claire.

Hello. What's going on? If you're watching YouTube, you're noticing we're all on the couch today. Do you like that? Is that fun? It's a big couch. It's okay. Better than nothing.

I'm touching Jeremy, but I'm choosing to do that. That's part of the show. Now, we have a great show for you this week, and it's going to cover a lot of social dalliances, hither and yon. That's right. this week's theme is blurred lines romantically physically and magically joining us as always we have as always a signed you up a wonderful guest from the magical land of the big apple new york city city of light city of laughs we have comedian emily panic emily welcome to the show oh thank you

so much i've always been here every week emily is always just off camera and she's mad she's watering the plants finally clawed my way to the microphone just silently like we'll talk about we'll just like gesture to jeremy's clock off camera and she'll just be like fuming behind uh emily have you ever been on quora.com i think i i have been on quora occasionally if i just like type a question into google it'll come up and i'll be like what did people answer and then for the most part it's not helpful what kind of question are you asking i you know i i don't know any kind just any any question that i can't that i don't immediately know the answer to like what uh i was just talking about a sports player what team does the sports player i was trying to figure

out because the mets are in a in a sports thing right now and i was like what's the deal with the Wild card. I hate when the Mets are in a sports thing. We all choked down your throat immediately. That stupid idiot. Sports thing? I'm aware of what's going on. Emily goes to baseball all the time.

She's going to the shows, I almost said. I go to those shows. More than us. They're shows for Mrs. Met. She's got the cred. She's not part of the original universe. What a body. Is that true? Mrs. Met?

she's new yeah this man got a bagel yeah she's got that she's got that baseball that's all i wanted to say well we have a lot to cover today and there's simply no time to get into it of course before we do that i must do my weekly disclaimer that the quarrytors are quora professionals please do not interact with the people we see online and talk to and don't go and find them and tell them they're monsters okay what do we got going for us this week jeremy I mean, what's the space of the week? Oh, boy. What an exciting space of the week we have.

Hit the... Yep, I know where the sound is. Anglo spotted. That's when you spot an Anglo. That's not it. That's going to be tips for them. This is going to sound really good in the edit. You don't even know.

I feel like Jeremy knows. Me? That's enough. No. That's what I'm saying. What's going on? What happened is I went on vacation and forgot where all the sounds are. So before Alex went on vacation, he was really good at finding the sounds.

I was being scouted. One time Alex did this for like 10 minutes and then cut out all of it and just had it so that it was edited so that it sounded like you just press it immediately. And all the comments were like, Alex did a great job this week. And I was like, this is stolen valor of some kind. I did do a really good job, though. Of editing. Oh, baby.

Nope. This is the worst day of my life Space of the week That's right First try I make it look easy I make it look easy Okay, the space of the week is attractive moments

Now, Alex, do you know anything about this? Also, I like that this immediately is asking if you speak Japanese Okay Well, Quora, that's not for me to kiss and tell. Join the Japanese community on Quora. Don't worry, English will remain your partner. I'm going to say yes, you do speak Japanese. No, no, it's going to make your life harder.

Do not hit yes. Okay, attractive moments. This is the space is dedicated to share attractive facts and stories. And now we have a boarded out photo here. What do you think it is? Should we click it? This is like a Rorschach test. Better be attractive.

I think it's two heads. I think it's a normal photo. I don't think there's any nudity in this. All right. Oh, this is a post that I found for you. There's a story here. Oh, okay. This is from Cindy Albert.

She posted this in Attractive. So this is actually AttractiveVibes.Quora.com. Oh. So they're kind of lying when they say it's Attractive Vibes. I feel like that's subjective, but. The URL is Attractive Vibes, but it is a moment. Okay, she says, I was sitting in the car with my daughter and I saw her phone ringing. it said pops i said who is that she said it's you silly you're dialing me i said oops then i said

i've never been called pops before she said dad it's kind of a black thing i said hmm i never knew god i love my daughter and her older sister i have to include her even though she won't let me post about her credit to frank s isn't that nice isn't that good thing you give credit to frank s what is dad wait i okay so the photo is of an older white guy and a young black woman but it's posted by cindy cindy who's a white woman i don't know i know i'm very knowledgeable when it comes to specific topics it says that's frank s okay so frank s gave her permission i guess to post this story from his perspective and the story to recap was my black daughter called me pops and that's a track an attractive moment do you think they should get together

I mean, maybe Cindy and Frank should. I think maybe at the dinner table every night. Oops. I don't know if we needed that whole story with the picture. Yeah, I don't know how much there is to it. I feel sort of disconnected. People are really excited about it. These comments are...

Victoria says, I see a proud dad and his beautiful daughter. Black, green, white, or yellow stone. There is only one race. It's the human race. Yellow stone is not a race. Get the fuck out of here. Yellowstone is just white This is my hill I die on

Yellowstone is a park She cheetah says me too She cheetah And amen to that I'm trying to figure out What kind of name she cheetah is She we can look This is interesting in it's own way

The account is a picture of a cheetah Wait It says she in all caps Is a beautiful woman cheetah And it says in quotes cheetah so cheetah is her nickname and uh she is the lady and it says 50 plus years experience was married to a narcissist from hell that's her bio okay there are a lot of people on this website who are married to narcissists from hell i know it's kind of self-proclaimed yeah oh or like i

know the worst narcissist you'll ever meet why is that relevant like i don't understand why would that be the first thing like why is that what you're leading with in this particular you know Well, some people just kind of find something to hold on to. About me, I am a large jungle cat. I am divorced. It is her whole thing because it's also in her bio, and she's from the school of hard knocks, which is narcissistic ex-husbands.

Homeschooling. Oh, she was homeschooled too. At hard knocks. Her husband homeschooled her. There's a big history of trauma there. She has one question. Yeah, for personal reasons. Let's not read that.

Question's sad. Okay, so we actually respect She-Cheetah and her journey. We love She-Cheetah. She-Cheetah's all right. She-Cheetah, keep rocking and rolling the way you've been rolling. I thought it was going to be someone who cheats on her husband. She's a cheetah. But it's not.

Wow. I hope she seeks treatment. Indeed. Beyond Quora, specifically. Back to attractive moments.