Quorators - Boobs Week w/ Joe Kwaczala
Episode Date: April 13, 2026Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can a pit bull take a coyote? Would you keep... your dog if you found out it has woke thoughts? I fear my grandmother may be using black magic to manipulate my dog into pooping on the driveway instead of in my yard. How do I get my grandmother to stop? --- Follow Joe @ instagram.com/joekwa/ Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
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Oh, we're still looking at Eric Holder's.
Get him out of here or I'm going to keep it here.
If we leave Eric Holder's Wikipedia up,
this is just going to be the Eric Holder episode.
You're holding him with Holder.
All right, I'll just open up a new tab.
And I don't have enough to say about the man
because he takes my breath away.
God, I wish I could give him a kiss.
It's Quarators.
It's Quarators.
and with the sound of the robot you're back at america's premier quora-based podcast that's
coming to you live on your podcast previously recorded app weather report
brisk it's pretty nice out here in new york it's brisk nice but brisk is it brisk by you guys in
la no okay all right no some places brisk it'd be to offend you claire it's hot i think i haven't
been outside yet okay fair what do you know you're the last person to give the weather report
hey i'm what you got joe have you been outside today no absolutely not everyone's so mad i think
It gets cloudy, though, but still warm.
We don't do that here.
Well, you're not qualified for the weather report.
I'll say that much.
Well, here in New York, it's a beautiful, sunny day, but it is slightly brisk.
It is slightly brisk.
That's what you should know.
All the hosts are here, Jeremy and Alex and Claire.
And we have a very exciting guest for you today.
All the way from Hollywood, California, where the stars are made.
You are going to love this ha-ha bonanza.
You get worse at introducing guests every week
No I'm going to land it
Coming from the west coast
That's right
It's Joe Quachalag
Do you know how to say Joe's
It kind of seems like something
That I should have gotten it better
That was the one I meant to ask
Before we started
It kind of should have been agenda item number one
That's on both of us
We got stuck on Eric Holder way too long
many times we've said you guys have said hey what's how do you say joe's last name i say
guazala i i okay got it i had it locked in but i let alex wrote is your last name polish uh it is
but it's pronounced guazala understood that why you would go with the ch because that's you know
if we were to honor my polish ancestors there's really a lot you would do with that name that i
don't do it'd be like kvachawa but uh kvazala is how yeah i pronounce it if i could get my hands
on that last name polishly the things i would do okay well i have i have a good friend from
childhood named maximowitz uh and you pronounce it maximovich and that's a cz and i leaned in
real hard on that there's no excuse god bless you and sometimes you go uh jump off a ship with
your life raft and there's a big hole at the bottom and that's what this has felt like from
moment one yeah you look at your life raft you're like oh this is a big rock
a polish person built this life
how many polish people it doesn't float at all
carumba uh well uh joe hosts a weekly comedy show in los angeles with uh claire every every week and
And we thought we got to have you on because Claire is always saying,
she says to us every week, Joe is a boob man.
And we got a themed episode coming up.
I feel ambushed.
I don't know what information was.
After getting his name wrong,
you committed to the calling Joe a boob guy bit that you wanted to do.
You're like, I'm not going to not do that.
What do you mean, bit?
I didn't realize we were launching into boob week so quickly.
That's not true.
We recently decided to talk about, to do a whole episode about boobs.
And I'm just happy you're here for it.
Yeah, I feel honored to steer some boob ships with you guys.
I mean, I guess I don't know exactly what that means.
Like, I was going to say I'm excited to look at boobs.
Is that part of it?
It's going to come up.
So here's the thing.
If you click around on Quora.
You'll see none of this.
Oh, it's boob week.
Are we going to get to look at some?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You misunderstand.
But you will, though.
But you will.
Because this is a very broken website that is supposed to censor all of the porn people
post to each other, but it does not work much of the time.
And then we just have to not put it on YouTube.
But that's on us and not you.
You still get to see it.
That's fair.
That's fair.
You still get to see it, which I know is making you rub your hands together in anticipation.
Yeah.
Well, you saw my jaw dropped to the floor and my tongue roll out like a red carpet.
So I'm excited.
We could not have picked a better theme for this guesting choice.
I woke up.
I can't wait to click all around this great website.
Joe, have you been on Quora?
Have you ever been on this website?
Yes.
I mean, as someone who occasionally will turn to the internet for answers,
I have accidentally stumbled upon, yeah, the vortex that is Quora
with, you know, questions ranging from last week
to what seems like 25 years ago,
asking questions often typed
as though someone did it with one finger
as they were running to the bathroom.
And the answers, you know,
coming from ranging from experts
to people who may have been meeting them in the bathroom.
So yes, I've seen Quora.
I appreciate that, you know,
it was essentially trying to be the google ai helper uh ahead of its time uh without any of
the information and so yes i know quora i have a fond appreciation for quora joe it's a place where
people meet that's right um also what you said about the google ai more accurate than ever as
time moves on quora's wise uh executives have fully leaned into ai and sometimes you'll be
clicking around on the question say oh this is kind of an interesting or funny one and then
what should it be but in fact asked by a robot to head off any human who might in the future
ask that question and i guess just cut engagement from their own website that's something that
happens frequently so i wonder if that will come up today yes but uh we have quite a set of cans
to put our hands on so i think we should just get this thing started all right let's do it
it's space of the week every week we go on a different quora space which is kind of like a
subreddit but for quora space of the week
so this immediately has porn on it alex you've sent us a no no no no i mean it does this is
what i was saying is that they don't they don't blur the gifs yeah the pin post on this is porn
well don't look at that all right this is the score has made the hypersexual
feed your lust and then uh smiley face with his tongue is out isn't it yeah and it is nobody's
space nobody's space zero zero dot quora dot com right profile picture and header pictures
as just sort of a hole it's a black hole in the universe sort of signifying sex holes it i think
it's a hole in your morality and in space i think it's up for debate yeah i mean your lust can never
be fed enough like there's another interpretation of this that you just like put the a camera into
a socket wrench oh one one way to look at this that it's just like oh yeah there's a there's a
tube of some sort where i'm like you're looking through like a paper towel roll i guess that
could be sexual too well jeremy has pointed out there is there's a lot of smut posted we're gonna
go to the question i mean the questions are good question is yeah out of the gate ever watched an
ass clench when coming inside from two hours ago that's the thing quick somebody i was i
searched the word boob and there wasn't like a lot to work with space wise that wasn't just
pictures of boobs but this one is a active space like people use it constantly and it's
got a lot of questions it's i can't read all of these too gnarly a little too gnarly the first
I love that the first question is phrased like it's from a stand-up comedian.
Have you ever watched an ass-clencher coming inside?
Have you seen this or heard about this?
Have you heard of this?
I really liked it.
What told me on this base was the second question,
which I saw when researching two hours ago,
which is, what's the spankable ass that's left hand prints?
Yeah, this sounds like a riddle.
Man!
All of these just ask questions.
It's so funny to imagine someone jerking off and going to quorum being like,
I got to read, what's the sweetest tasting pussy you've eaten out?
Now I'll wait for the answer.
Just like a whole bunch of people being like, my wife.
Still my wife.
That's the first one that promotes discussion, you know?
It is asking about personal experience.
So the one answer here is the answer would overwhelm Q,
so I'd rather refrain from doing so.
Never done it.
That person's never done it.
Ick bin Schult.
Who's Q?
Do you think that's a question
or do you think it's like the James Bond?
Cora.
Okay.
Or QAnon.
Cora.
It's QAnon.
It's the guy from Impractical Jokers.
Do you know what you are right now?
James Bond.
It's Judi Dench from James Bond.
Oh, I did enjoy that one.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Okay, interesting person.
We're clicking around on Ick bin Schult.
Should I go back to the questions on hypersexual?
I mean...
We can scroll down.
I mean, the thing is, we have a lot of boob questions, too, that they're also good.
What is this feels like from 40 year old virgin with the heaviest pair of boobs you grab during a fuck.
Like there's no way this person isn't like 10 years old, like trying to grab disparate themes that he thinks he's associating with sex.
Like, OK, so, you know, he grab a head.
Oh, when you're having a fuck
and you grab the heaviest boob around.
Here's the thing.
You want it to be heavy
or else you're going to fall off.
When I'm having a fuck?
British child locker room talk.
I like this question.
Anybody want to watch me jack?
No, no, no, no, no.
Anybody want to watch me jack?
Yes, yes.
What a what?
Anyone want a what?
Anybody want to want a what?
I guess my one thought...
I've commented on this.
Jeremy says, sure.
Wow.
It's funny that you clicked on this one
knowing that you would be inside of it.
I guess my one issue with the hypersexual space
is that some of the prompts are not boob related
and they involve other parts of the body
and it is boob weak.
So it's slightly off text there.
But it's still a place where that boobs
could feel at home on the hypersexual space.
and it's active in a regular forum.
So it's good to click around on here.
Very positive comments in this one.
I will say.
I would love to watch.
I've never gotten that on anything I've ever posted on the internet.
I've never been like, I've made a little sketch
and someone says, I'd love to watch.
That sounds great.
Oh, you meant with stuff you made.
I thought you were saying like, you know it's not me
because I've never been positive in my life.
No, I'm just saying people on the internet are generally quite mean.
But on Quora, if you want to make a video of yourself jacking off, people will be very supportive.
They're really mean.
And here's the thing is there's so many videos of people jacking off already.
You do not need to message back to find one.
It's out there.
You just click a different website.
That's true.
Yeah, so this is just kind of supportive in the grand sense of community.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's saying like you got talent, get out there and jack.
Hey, you know what, buddy?
I'll watch.
I'll see if you got the stuff.
happy to take a look at your tape uh we should move on to boob questions because this is all
all sorts of body stuff and that's just not what week it is this is a little too come forward i
agree right how far can you figure a pussy before it gushes how far okay i've gotten pretty far no
gush yet. Oh no, I broke the
dam!
I have to read the answer
on this. Ordinary Guy
who is the president and CEO at Confidential
says to the cervix and U
spot, not G spot. It's a different
place many don't know.
This is an Ordinary Guy?
Wait, click on this Ordinary Guy
for a second. Okay, this is
Ordinary Guy. He's in the spaces
losing a child.
and then of course hot body space 18 plus what is it you spot did he make this up
i don't know am i square chat should i know about the use spot he has questions like would you let
me rub your belly no answer yet my wife and i are both 53 years old she wants sex two times a month
then I want it two times a day.
What should I do?
Wait, are there ever women on here
that say they live by you
then want a prepaid credit card?
Also, do they always look super hot?
Oh, boy.
Those are real.
Help them.
I was like,
why are so many criminal organizations on here
using fake photos of people
to extort money and blackmail men?
I wonder if that's related to the previous question.
I sense a story here.
How am I gross, Patricia?
That's one of the best questions, I think.
No comma, though, so maybe that's his alter ego.
Yes, maybe he's Gross Patricia.
How am I me, but also Gross Patricia?
That's how I got my nickname, Gross Patricia.
We should do boob questions.
Yes, please, it's boob week.
We'll move on to boob.
This is Cora MD, our medical questions.
We have so many boob questions,
we simply might not even get around to them all,
and so we're going to start with the medical ones here.
No.
I'm just happy to see you excited about the podcast again, Alex.
It's the most research he's ever done.
I had fun on dog week.
I had a good time.
Whatever.
It's healthy.
The question is, how did the human breast evolve to be so large?
Great question.
Now, we chose this one for the answer, and I liked it because it kind of told a story at the beginning.
I mean, this is from Sindhu Bharati.
A mathematician.
Oh, yes.
So it's mathematically that we can hope this is sound.
I have always wondered how women with large breasts protected themselves from predators.
Large breasts limit mobility.
You can't rum, jump.
Sometimes in the civilized society, it is hard to even lift our hands high up.
This motherfucker said rum.
I know I did.
I was praying no one would notice.
imaging having to run from predators to save yourself that's spelled wrong i didn't say i
didn't read it wrong yeah that was them so i guess by natural selection it is a trait that should
have disappeared as these women are quite vulnerable to hunting predators however over
the course of evolution when humans started cohabitating and moving towards the top of the
food chain this problem easily could have been solved by defending the weak and obviously large
breasts are a sign of fertility fat deposition fat in those days are a sign of luxury well-fed
and resourceful that woman must have protected been protected all her life which indicates safety
and strong survival instincts of the group and beyond feeding large breasts also work as a
cushion to comfort infants so true crying babies are a pain so these women were assigned to take
care of infants of the tribe growth again this must have been made them desirable for mating
and over time because of sexual selection they must have gotten bigger there's an edit here
But, yeah, safe from predators is the answer.
Yeah, it's a sort of airbag situation.
Once you get away from tigers, it's actually nothing but net to have huge knockers.
There's no other downsides, I guess, except like if a gorilla could throw you around by them.
Yeah, you could be sort of held by your nipples and swung around and tossed.
Yeah, hit into the different sides of a cave.
Menaleo, immediately defensive in the comments here.
As opposed to the human penis, can't wait for someone to ask that question.
Damn.
So defensive.
Like, no one said anything about the human penis here.
It's boob week.
It's boob week.
Doesn't he know it's boob week?
This is from, like, a week ago, too.
It's from March.
I do like when it's not, like, 10 years old and it's just from yesterday.
I also like when it's just, like, a lady talking.
That is a fun twist on a new thing, like the version of someone being like, so I have this question about breasts.
Someone would be like, what about a penis?
We're not talking about a penis.
Interesting, you bring a breast, but what about a penis?
How did that get so big?
Why are we not talking about big penis on Quora.com right now?
They're erasing us.
They're erasing us with a boob eraser.
Big boob is erasing penis.
Damn, I don't know.
So, okay, as someone with, I got to say it, D's.
Thank you for speaking on this, Claire.
This massive respect.
I will say, if anything, you know,
I don't think they're actually creating that much of a cushion.
Although they are sort of blocking the heart a little bit.
So it's a little more cushion for the life force.
A tiger's tooth would have to get through them.
Now, Claire, what's the biggest boob you've ever grabbed during a fuck?
That's a really good question.
The heaviest boob during a fuck.
About five stones.
The boobs hurt.
There's pain.
There's too much pain associated, I think, for it to actually be a positive thing to have.
To defend the post, I think she was saying that the cushion is for the infants.
It's for the push.
It doesn't defend you very well, obviously.
It kind of hurts to have your boob hit or even pulled in the British sense.
But a baby, it's actually quite like a lovesack or large luxury comforter.
That's true.
And they really get rocking as well.
Well, I feel like we've hit the limit of the math we can do on this answer.
We've crunched the numbers.
The math isn't mathing.
That's not true.
Would you say that one was generally competent
for what you're used to seeing?
Yes.
Yes, that's a really good answer.
That was my, yeah.
That's why we started with it,
so that we can remember it when we get to question two.
How can I get pink nipples?
Yes, now we're talking, classic Quora.
And if you click this blurred image, it is nipples.
I checked earlier.
You don't need to click it.
So this is the top answer here from Jane Wild,
who says you just have to enjoy the color of your nipples as they are.
That's for damn sure.
She's a manager at Walmart, so she's been trained in this area.
What were her nipple color, Alex?
Do you remember?
They were ironically pink.
So it's like I see your privilege here, and you're not helping our discussion.
She has one question ever,
which is why is Pete Hegseth attacking service limited the military?
And then all of her answers seem to be,
or at least her bio seems to be another nude photo.
No, it's going to be boobs again.
That's what I'm saying.
And I know it is boob week, but you have to think of the viewer here.
In the spirit.
She's talking about Ukraine and nipples.
That's really nice.
Are there any good answers here?
All the comments on her boob pic are very beautiful indeed.
They're pretty pink if you ask me.
What shade of pic do you want them?
That's Desiree Johansson.
You shouldn't listen to her.
sorry this guy says there's actually no way you can naturally some people undergo pigmentation
which is a sort of tattoo areolas color varies based on ethnicity and skin color most of european
women have pink areolas so there you go you can tattoo it that's an answer by federico navel
okay yeah i see a bias here that's what you want answering your nipple question as well
my family founded uh we came up with the belly button
it looks too weird without a hole in the middle put a hole in there see the belly button used to
be a nipple we cut it off dug it out do people really have them colored i know someone must
because they do they do well so like if people get like uh breast reconstruction surgery okay
sometimes you gotta they like will tattoo a nipple on you oh for sure oh like you can rock
out with your cock out you could get like um like the sublime as a nipple if you want that rock
you have the seven up spot the target logo yeah sure yeah not just any target specifically the
logo for the store target.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would get that smiley face from Walmart.
Sure.
Remember him?
He used to hunt the prices.
Always low prices.
Yeah.
Let's see what John Cattelier, magician and retired police officer.
He is a magician and retired police officer.
All right.
Just pulling, he'd be like, are you wearing handcuffs?
And you're like, no.
And he's like, are you sure?
I found this baggie of cocaine behind your ear.
You don't.
You are born with them.
As you age, slash, and or get.
He put the slash in the wrong spot there, but.
Yeah.
And or get pregnant.
As you age and.
Age and.
Or get pregnant or expose them to the sun.
They get darker if you were born with darker nipples.
That is what you get.
They get darker in the sun.
I didn't know that.
I guess anything can get darker in the sun.
Yeah.
That's the law.
Yeah, I guess like if it's burned.
He's a cop.
You have to listen to him.
It's the law.
I believe him and I'm scared.
Read this comment above him, Alex, from Keith.
from Keith. Okay, Keith says, be a redhead
or a fair-skinned blonde. I used
to be with a redhead. She had the
prettiest pink nipples and the cutest
pussy, an asshole that I wanted to
eat out for hours.
This is boob week.
It's goddamn boob week.
There's no room for that this week.
Who wouldn't laugh?
It's gonna be this
all day. I know.
I know.
We need more. Oh, there's 11 collapsed
answers. These are the ones that were
good that the website
didn't hide.
This guy says if you do soft massage every day
and after rubbing use petroleum
jelly. Gelly?
Gelly. Use nip cover
after gelly.
He says you can do it.
Use glycerin sometimes. I get why that was collapsed
because that's just a big old lie.
It says he's an unverified author
or whatever the fuck that means.
Why are you knocking Rajput down?
He's the only one with answers on how to make them pink.
Pink crayon, says one guy.
Oh, Gonzook Joseph says, constantly sucking of the nipples.
Gonzook, you crazy soldier.
There's no way that's here.
Soldier and a writer.
At Sodium.
It's kind of the modern Hemingway.
A writer and a soldier.
He lives in Nigeria.
What's your newest gig, Gonzook?
I'm writing for Sodium.
You know how I was in the military?
Now I write for Sodium.
We're trying to get more of it in Cheez-Its right now.
I got this great proposal.
I think it's really going to work.
I'm so sick of working for Paprika.
I just wrote some good stuff on nipples on Quora
if you want to check it out.
Okay, I think we've answered that.
Here's another question.
We can end on Gonzo.
I have big titties.
What do I do?
Help!
Okay, it me.
What do I do?
So these answers are for other things.
I want what do I do.
now we should say that there is a phenomenon if your titties are just too big many people want
them reduced they want them taken away because of the horrible back pain and how vulnerable you get
to predators such as tigers such as bears so this is a common phenomenon and it should come up a few
times today unfortunately isn't necessarily negative it just says what do i do i have big
titties what do i do what do i be positive i'm just saying millions of americans are asking
themselves this question every day and there's all sorts of related questions like can i see
some chest pictures hey what's he gonna take this is very scientific way of asking too
how does your chest look without a bra yeah i'm a doctor
i'm glad we're getting a few different guys named eric weighing in on a
erics have shown up all of that worked for the obama administration they seem to have
different approaches here eric stewart says you enjoy them play with them suck them if they will
reach wear satin bras so the cuffs will feel good on your boobs you could do so much with your boobs
how does eric know that about satin bras
he just knows he's eric he talks to people it's an eric thing what about the other eric
the other eric says you don't do anything very different from anyone else you are quite normal
You just happen to have big boobs.
Some people have small boobs and others have average-sized ones.
The thing to do is just act normally because you are normal.
You're not weird.
You may gather a little more attention due to your boobs gaining attention.
This also happens for women who are good-looking or perhaps are good-looking and have big boobs.
Bottom line, be yourself.
Don't let others dictate who you are and what your personal choices are.
Thanks, Eric.
Thank you.
And it says it was updated.
Yeah, I wonder what that means.
Do you think he added, and others have average-sized ones?
I think he added, perhaps you're good-looking and have big boobs.
I was thinking the same part.
It sounds like he's calling her ugly.
Yeah, I think he just wrote, perhaps you're good-looking and it ended before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is from Alexa Shamey.
I have big titties when I do.
So this is someone with one specific problem.
Are fruit alive when they are from a tree?
That's a good question.
Great question.
I don't have an answer.
Am I committing murder when I bite into an apple?
And she knows about sex, penises, and debate.
Three things that you can know about.
Me too, actually.
This is Claire's profile.
Panda Dick says, maybe show them off?
Oh, Panda Dick.
I want to click on Panda Dick, but I worry it's dangerous.
okay it is it is everything yeah panda dick m20 not safe for work 18 plus only i lost my old
account same name old panda had 1 000 followers but now back to 750 so this is a classic like
griping about followers the mods fucked me also posting pictures of coming penises
and this is a panda doing this almost ironic i know and that pandas have such difficulty mating
but this one is just a freaking cum faucet.
If you do not have a profile picture,
I won't talk to you.
I love sports, cars, and boobs.
It's boob week.
It's freaking boob week.
He knows this question.
Careful, careful, careful.
Those were his boobs.
Where'd I put the damn air horn?
Found it.
Great.
Okay, do another one.
Let's go to the quoker.
our insult and madness fear segment.
Okay, so we're coming at it from the other direction now.
Let's go.
Okay.
This is the cloaker.
This is kind of a guy's perspective on boobs.
And there's a lot about guy boobs,
so I thought we should bring that up.
Is masturbation the cause of man boobs?
I'm going to tell you right now,
I skimmed through this, the answer is yes.
It's a big, powerful yes.
There's a lot of science words thrown around,
but it's yes.
Not what I would have guessed.
There's only one answer here from this guy.
There are some hidden ones.
There are some hidden ones.
Well, I want to read Jose
because he worked at Tata Consultancy Services.
Yeah, parentheses company.
It's a good gig if you can get it.
He knows about Tatas.
If you have a high body fat percentage,
your belly fat produces an enzyme called aromatase,
which converts testosterone into estrogen,
disrupting the hormonal balance.
So masturbation will reduce your already depleting testosterone levels to new lows, increasing chances of gynecomastia.
So that's a yes, right?
Fight the fight.
Yeah, he's saying that it is because you lose your testosterone by shooting loads.
That's so funny.
I don't think that's how it works, but he said a lot of science words in a row.
Well, my loads are really big and testosterone packed, so anytime I check off,
I can barely stand up.
I've never worked at Tata Consultancy Services myself, so I have to take a back seat here.
I totally forgot about the semen retention community.
I forgot that that could be an aspect of this.
Do not erase them.
The answer is basically any bad thing is from masturbation.
This answer, by analyzing extinction, is...
Weaving a tail.
Strange.
Waxing poetic.
I remember years ago, like it was yesterday.
having the firm feeling pecs of a man but boy if i knew what was coming on my 20th birthday
i would have moved to a country where they consider internet as the work of the devil
so my brother got me a porn hub premium year-long membership and i didn't think much of it aside
from hey free hd porn for a year i tried jerking off for the first time and i must admit it's as
good i can only imagine how much better sex feels i like that you're reading it like he's in a noir
film he writes it that way but it is a feeling i feel i will die lacking for my voluptuous breasts
be they masculine have seemed to have an effect on my mostly unused sex drive sounds like you're
using it i find myself emotional and wanting to eat chocolate more just the creamy chocolate
gives such a soothing sensation
to the bitch tits I have grown
to accept, yet still can't get
comfortable with because they are always
seeping.
The moral of the story is
get Disney Plus and watch The
Mandalorian, because God knows the
work there has been executed to
the finest possible level, and it might distract
you from coming all over the man tits you
grew from the last few months of watching
porn. Good God. And then he says
this is a spaceship, B
colon, colon, colon, colon.
It does like the emoticon version of a long dick.
Huge penis.
And then, wait, wait, wait.
Look at this comment.
Eric, is that you?
So this is maybe another secret Eric.
It's Eric week.
The way that people on this fucking website
are all shitty writers.
They all just want to get their pros out
about jacking off.
This is a person.
Eric did not jack off until he was 20 years old
when his brother gave him a Pornhub Premium year-long membership.
I do think, Alex, you have multiple brothers.
It would be funny if you got them, Matt.
That would be funny.
It would be a funny gift to get.
I should just get them a membership to any mostly free website.
It would be funny.
Now that your brother got married, being like, I got you a gift.
Hey, you're going to need to let out some demons.
Have you seen The Mandalorian?
You're going to love Baby Yoda.
Which way, Western man?
And Mandalorian or Pornhub Plus?
I only watch porn shot on the volume.
I'm in the Criterion closet choosing my porn.
I want to go on this guy's profile, Analyzing Extinction.
Oh, this is the only thing he's ever posted ever.
He died after that.
Wow.
Just in case.
Just in case.
That's so sad.
This was six years ago, too.
Yeah.
I mean, he was ready to unplug, so I'm kind of glad that he did.
Yeah, get out of here.
There's nothing good on here for you, Eric.
These other people say no, Alex, for what it's worth.
So it sounds like...
Yeah, but they didn't know...
There's four answers.
One is yes, two are no,
and one guy is telling a story about jerking off as unrelated.
This also looks like another story about jerking off.
Yeah.
There are many.
There are things that masturbation gets blamed or praised for.
This is coincidental.
Masturbation usually begins with puberty, and so do pimples.
Ew.
Be careful.
Follow unknown method can...
Follow unknown method can affect your penis
and make your situation get worse.
People want to delay ejaculation longer.
You check this tips.
How is this the answer to the boob thing?
I saw some great results.
You're way off of the source question.
Should I click this?
No, you shouldn't click it.
We're really straying this boob week.
It's goddamn boob week.
Go back to the questions.
We can't dive into boob week for two minutes
without tripping over a cock.
I know.
It's ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Men are out of control.
Don't men have enough?
All right, here's another question.
Is it better for a man with developed breasts to wear a bra?
Now, I have never seen this.
I feel like that's happened.
I've seen it.
You've seen a man wear a bra?
Yeah, I think so.
On Seinfeld.
Yeah, there you go.
On Seinfeld is the only time I've seen it.
Yeah, the bro.
I think it's not even a bad idea.
It's just I think even if you need one, you're kind of like,
that would be a bridge too far.
i'm gonna i'm just gonna get rid of these by not jacking it
i'd rather just not jack off for a few months i'm just gonna watch the mandalorian keep my
testosterone in i'm sorry to say it's been about 45 minutes so i do have to go pee
i meant to make a sound effect for you having to pee and i forgot yeah we got to get a song
going for this or something okay we're gonna start reading so you can enjoy it in the bathroom
okay this is an answer from magali who knows french a bra is not for women or men a bra is
for people with breasts that need support so if your breasts are hurting or bouncing then you need
to wear a bra and no it's not always an exceed of fat it can be so doing exercises will help to
reduce your moobs but there are several others to have moobs man boobs or real boobs i don't like
they said bouncing it's it's got such like progressive language and then it calls man
boobs and real boobs like it's just baked in that the ignorance here i'm not very big for a man
five foot seven and not fat fat at all 130 pounds with a waist of 27 inches and a pelvis of 37
inches i really get an image from reading well yeah i've got all the dimensions there's more
i can create under bust the under bust is 32 inches with a bust size of 39 so yes i have real
breasts not moobs but boobs there's no explanation for this i don't take any medicine my hormones are
okay my genetics are okay etc but there there's a reason you have the boobs though so what does
the doctor say what's going on what's going on okay but uh magali does wear a bra yeah i started
to wear my first bra when i played badminton with the girl cousin who gave me some of her bras
because she noticed how uncomfortable i was i met my partner about 25 years ago i was a little bit
thinner at the time a height of a meter and 72 or five foot eight so you've gotten shorter since
then which does happen but it's interesting you got the specs on it uh and then you were eight
pounds lighter i there's more specs there's too many specs i'm not gonna read the ball
we're getting into specs i didn't know existed i didn't know we had under bust going for us but i
guess it is and it's because i'm never measuring boobs yeah should i know that i feel like everyone
on quora is like a pervert in some way that i worry that this is some sort of like measurement
fetish but i don't i don't want to like jump to conclusions too quickly it's just there's so many
measurements this is it's a long post to say yeah you should wear a bra and that it's going to help
you play badminton and then the comment top comment here you were living the life i would
kill for i'm so green with envy i would love to see some pictures of you okay i think this is just
a cross-dressing thing which is fair enough but yeah i don't know well this is a pic a lot of
pictures of of him in a in a wedding in a wedding dress wedding dress yeah there's a story here
okay well people are would kill to be you so keep rocking what you got there um this guy's wearing
a bra as well i think you've just found a cross-dressing post alex i think that's what
you found okay so it is well the post is is it better for a man with developed breasts to wear
a bra and the answer is yes yes yes and we're all green with envy and if they're satin they'll feel
good uh yeah it really seemed like this person was looking for an excuse to be like okay so i
me wearing a wedding dress is like cool right we like that and everyone's okay with that
Yeah, man, I don't think it was the...
Just ask that.
We can just jump to that, and it's fine.
It's just a long road to get there, I suppose.
Yeah, just being someone being like,
hey, medically, should I wear a bra as a man,
and someone else being like,
here's a photo of me in a wedding dress.
It's like, oh, all right.
It's the journey, not the destination.
Okay, let's go to the next one.
We got some good stuff here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Here's another question.
Oh, I really like this one.
Do foot fetish guys hate boobs?
Oh.
Classic rivalry.
I really like this one because it was a lot of people running over each other to be like,
no, no, I love them.
Please.
Gillings, Gillings, Gillingspray.
I wouldn't think that foot fetish guys hate boobs.
I know they love feet, but.
I don't know what the foot fetish guys like.
I think they like feet.
Yeah, they're into feet.
They baffle me.
They're baffled by me.
Are foot fetish guys into hands?
Because I feel like hands are like weird feet.
Or feet are weird hands.
Well, hands are very available, and feet are hidden away, Claire.
I think they probably hate hands, because it's like hands, they want to be feet, but they'll never be feet.
Hands want to be feet.
But hands don't stink.
I think there's a big thing about the stench, the smell.
The taboo.
It's taboo.
They want something funky.
Also, hands are so full of themselves, because they create.
Oh, right.
That's true.
Yeah, they're what separates us from the animals.
They hold heavy breasts.
We have an answer from Anonymous here.
Put your name on it.
Anonymous, we are a legion.
No, not in general.
If someone has a fetish for a specific thing like feet,
they will pay a lot of attention to that when living out the fetish.
That does not mean they do not like other parts of the body as well.
I am very much into women's feet and like to caress them
and masturbate my cock with the feet
if my partner likes to do that.
On the other hand, I also like
breast, legs, the butt, and so on
of a woman.
Yada, yada, yada,
et cetera, et cetera.
It is more about a complete package.
Butt, legs, you know what women are.
Yeah, they got all the torso.
Yeah, you fill in the gaps.
Head.
When sleeping with a woman,
it is great for me to have her feet on my chest
or covering my face, but I also like to
touch the breasts for example for example when looking at foot fetish photos i also prefer full
body shots where you see the legs as well as the feet maybe the breasts the face the pussy and so
on i really love how some people have never like advanced in their writing skill from like high
school essay so they're just like in conclusion i would like you to put your feet on my face
Webster's dictionary defines foot as
As yummy in my tummy
Yeah, I can't tell if these people are
If this is like a child who's never had sex
And is just trying to come across as like a wizened old sex expert
And this is how they feel they have to write it
Or if these are just people who are generally uneducated
I would take a guess that the average person's writing skills are just poor.
Yeah.
It's really indistinguishable.
They actually are getting laid all the time with feet on face and breasts.
And they're thinking about feet so much all the blood rushed to their penis and they can't think and now they're dizzy while they're writing.
The breasts, the face, the pussy, and so on.
Let me just get one sentence at the end.
This is my fault.
But the final sentence here is close-up photos of feet are also great.
But not always.
Not always.
They're not all great folks.
I've got to be honest here.
I'm preaching my truth here, but I have to be real with you.
Sometimes it ain't good.
Does dot, dot, dot, anyone hate boobs?
I'm pretty sure even the gayest dude on the planet enjoys breasts.
I think maybe you're misunderstanding some things.
Respect, big dog.
He's laying it all out on the line for breasts.
Okay, so this guy also has a foot fetish.
they say uh jack skellington abby by the way corey oh yes you're right jack skellington
trans abby yes uh i have a fetish i also have a rather long list of other fetishes having one
fetish does not mean you only have that fetish or only enjoy that one thing in fact you even use
your feet to do things with someone's breasts if you wanted to you can't even easy and they
wanted you to of course everyone's so respectful of consent on this what's next halloween on
christmas what what could this photo possibly be it says if some fuckhead were to say her boobs are
up here or up there i'd send them this and it's a blurred photo oh i better be boobs on someone's
knees i do want to see it just oh you got my ass there so just like sort of a guy looking like a
lightning man yeah some sort of lightning black guy he's covered in lightning i'd send them a
picture of a lightning man i gotta be honest i don't get what the fuck you're talking about but
all right go off man oh it looks like sean hunter from boy meets world had something to say
who has uh their their bio says have had a foot fetter since before i could walk
exclamation point sean says i was sucking on my mom's feet
i love the idea of uh being like i gotta jack off to these and wait i can walk with them too
Oh, he has a good answer here.
He says, I don't hate them.
They're still nice, and I wouldn't neglect them during foreplay.
They're great to snuggle into as well if you're lying on a couch with a girl.
In terms of sexual attraction, though, I would say 4 out of 10 out of boobs
and 10 out of 10 of feet.
4 out of 10 boobs, 10 out of 10 feet.
4 out of 10 boobs, 10 out of 10 feet.
That makes sense to me.
Yeah, I get it.
From Boy Meets World.
Yeah.
And that guy got strange.
Would you believe that this guy is a member of many feet topics and good posts?
Yeah, knows about feet and artisanal bread.
All right, well, this isn't foot week.
Never the twain shall meet.
We'll have to have Joe back on for feet week, because I know you're a big feet guy, Joe.
Feet week.
I was getting feet week confused with fleety week.
Fleet week's good.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I do dress as a sailor for feet week.
Let's be clear.
Steve says, fuck no, love boobs of all deserves.
Yeah, what could that mean?
Sizes?
Is that?
Yeah, I think you're right.
It's a typo of sizes.
He got too horny at the end of that.
Oh, I love boobs all the way.
Come on.
I thought it was like a street way of saying desires.
Well, my deserves.
My deserves.
This is by Anonymous as well.
I know I'm old and that people are saying new stuff.
Yeah, that's right.
They're probably saying desires, dizzers.
It's similar to choogy, but it's dizzers.
Yeah, I was going to say people are talking like chingy again.
I've got mad dizzers.
Okay, here's another question.
Is it ethical to drink wife's milk?
Question of the age.
Oh, I long for wife's milk, and yet the ethical complications.
If you factory farm your wife, you should not drink her milk.
Yeah, how is she being treated?
Does she get to go outside?
It's true.
If you keep her in like a machine that milks her,
I guess it is kind of, you know, dubious the same way a cow is.
Now, Alex, I do have to ask you,
because I know you have drank wife's milk.
I have.
Was it ethical?
It was highly immoral, and that's why I stopped.
It was immoral, and it didn't taste good like a cow does.
Is your wife free range?
Yeah, she can range wherever she wants.
I don't stop her from ranging.
That's a good start.
She did use a machine, though.
Well, yeah, in that case, she did.
You weren't just sucking on those things.
Look, I stopped.
I don't do it anymore.
People can change.
Did it make you have man boobs?
No, it didn't make me have man boobs.
Instantly.
Aaron Lassig says, sure, why not?
I do on a regular basis.
Well, kind of.
I just said that for shock value.
This guy's answering the question, can a husband drink breast milk?
Which to me is different from, is it ethical to drink white smoke?
Can they?
Sure.
It's pretty similar.
Is it ethical?
Is it wrong?
The Bible says.
Now we're getting to the ethical.
Zoom and enhance.
Does anyone want to read this?
Okay.
P.S. Truck says, the Bible says, a bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me.
He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
Song of Solomon 113.
Thy lips, O spouse, drop as the honeycomb.
Honey and milk are under thy tongue, and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon.
It's the Song of Solomon 411.
Freaky.
For you will nurse and be satisfied at her comforting breasts.
You will drink deeply and delight in her overflowing abundance, Isaiah 66, 11.
Oh, there's just more of them.
Okay.
Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you.
Rejoice in the wife of your youth.
Let her breasts satisfy you always.
May you always be captivated by her love, Proverbs 5, 18, 19.
And she runs a Danish website about inducing lactation for adult nursing relationship.
It's in the Bible.
There's so many titties in the Bible.
Yeah.
It kind of seems like the Bible's saying go for it.
That's what I'm seeing.
Reduce in the wife of your youth.
Reduce?
Reduce in your wife's juice.
That's okay.
I called it proserbs a second ago.
Well, I thought that was another Chingy style pop slang.
I'm reducing.
This guy put it into chat GBT for some reason.
And he says chat GBT is at great points.
So you know it's good.
Pia is a psychosexual therapist.
I kind of wanted to see her Danish website about adults.
It's interesting that there's a space in between psycho and sexual.
She's a sexual therapist who is a psycho.
She's a beast mode sexual therapist.
Okay, hold on.
I did think it was interesting that she mentioned Lebanon here,
because when you go on her profile,
and it is almost entirely about how much she loves Israel.
Crazy about Israel.
She has a human breast milk.
It's sort of the wife's breasts to Israel, isn't it?
Her spaces are respectful Israel conversation,
crazy about Israel,
we will not let you destroy Western civilization,
Middle East conflicts,
and pro-Israel will exist forever.
By the way, if you're one of those one million people
who were recently removed from their homes in Lebanon
in the last few weeks,
this does not apply to you.
This is about other stuff.
I think she owns a python as well
because she does know about snakes and ball python care.
Wait a minute.
Ooh, I like the way, in Danish, the way they spell sexual therapy.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
Sexual therapy.
Ja, or sexual therapy.
Is there any way we can find out more about pythons?
The snakes?
I don't know.
I feel like pythons aren't as much in the news right now.
People don't want to talk about it.
Okay, so we can click on...
I didn't know we could do this, actually.
It's three years into this podcast.
I had no idea we could click on this and see their answers.
They probably just added this feature.
let's not be too hard on ourselves
she's answered two questions
about having pythons
what does it mean if your ball python won't let you touch its head or hold it
she says my three balls just do
not like to be touched on their head
I mean come on
come on
you can't be doing that
you have to say pythons don't say balls
you're asking for it
is this sexual therapy
sexual therapy
She says I've decided
They're not allowed to crawl our house freely
As they disappear behind or underneath something
When your attention slips just a few moments
So this is an Israeli
Sexual therapist
Who loves breast milk and snakes
She's a psycho sexual therapist
She's a freaking
Twisted
There's a picture of her ball python
This is a snake owner who is always trying to pat
Her python on the head
To kind of give you a picture of
Who this woman is
One of her beautiful balls
Now she does have 43 human breast milk answers
Yeah stick to what you know
Three beautiful balls
Long charts
Go back to the breast milk answers
She says just start right now feeding your husband
I approve of that
Should we read any more of this woman or should we move on
Move on please because I would like to get to
One or two of the last ones we got
But then it is time to end the show unfortunately
She was very interesting
I think you might be overestimating how much we've recorded
I take it back
I can only cum so much.
Okay, this is Quoromance.
Sorry, it's the same color.
It's the same color.
Love.
Quora.com
Why is my boyfriend obsessed with my boobs?
Why does he get crazy whenever he sees me?
The answer is your crazy boobs.
This is psychotherapy.
I'm curious how many people are going to be like,
hmm, for further research, may I see them?
Yeah, that is going to be a lot of them.
We're going to have to see the boobs to know
why your boyfriend is going insane over them.
It's a leading question.
Boobs have always been sexy to males of all ages.
Just ask him to calm down when you both meet.
Looking at who wrote this,
I think we have to adjust the way you read it.
Yeah, sorry.
Boobs have always been sexy to males of all ages.
Just ask him to calm down when you're both me.
Because it's from Rod Cornish, living in Cornwall, UK.
Hit the button, Alex.
Anglospotted.
Anglospotted.
This person who wrote this is just a user 1033, et cetera, et cetera.
It's a goddamn sexy robot again.
We can't see who it was.
My boyfriend goes crazy for my huge tits.
My electro boobs.
You want to milk me, but I will shock you.
This person, Sarah, who lives in Florida, says,
people who are attracted to females, parentheses sexually,
usually like them for their boobs, butt, and or face.
Those are the three sexiest parts of the female body,
which are visible most of the time.
There's also the vagina, but people usually cover that up with clothing.
I've noticed.
Very helpful answer.
I'm kind of observant, but allow me to share my findings.
The vagina, usually not out and about.
Anyway, I've only had sex with a guy, not any girls yet,
but I still get attracted to girls and definitely understand your boyfriend
and why he gets crazy around you and likes your boobs.
Boobs are just so cute and sexy.
It wants to just squeeze them.
Sometimes I close my eyes, put my hands on my own breast,
and imagine that someone else is the one touching them.
Cool.
Anyway, that's my story.
Were you asking a question?
I don't know why he gets crazy.
He needs pills.
All right, go to the next one.
Mike says, it's part of nature's plan, I'm afraid.
If men didn't want sex, then the human race would soon die out
if women had to try and get men in the mood.
So nature programmed men to want sex,
but different men have different turn-on signals.
So some men get turned on by boobs, others legs, some like ankles.
And others have toe fetishes.
We've found out that they're both, though.
We spend a lot of time on this.
Don't be exclusive.
You're being reductive, Mike Thomas.
Mike says, B, I'm a large-ish boob man.
I find them fascinating and alive, the way they move and change shape.
But some men prefer them small or pert or just whatever.
But it's nature's way of getting us going.
So be thankful you've got a pair that he likes so much
and just enjoy the intention he gives them.
So if you want to give them a treat, just scoop them out of your bra one day
and say, here you are.
Enjoy yourself.
Great.
No one's really,
no one's really,
I feel like hearing the person
who's asking this question.
People just get so excited
to talk about how much
they love breasts.
A few words into the prompt,
they kind of like got it.
They just fire off.
Chad says,
I would love for a woman
to unbutton her blouse
and pull her breasts
out of her bra
and let me how some fun.
They always get too horny
At the end of the sentence
What the hell is up on that
This guy's telling a story
About going to a museum
You see there
Wait I want to read
You see there
Ben Hines
Says
You see there
Men don't objectify women
They objectify themselves
Women say
there is me and my breasts two separate things we don't look at it that way are your breasts a part
of you he is attracted to your breasts but also every other part inside and out most men see you
as a whole package a quick story it better be three guys go start with three guys it's not
even a story that happened to him a rabbi and a priest go to a conference they get there early
rent a car and go look around they see thin's flag down the road and as they drive closer they
say wow that flag is amazing amazing it's huge great colors it huge huge great colors what is
this place pull over they go check out the flag it's great so they say if it's got such a great
flag it must be a cool place i talk then someone says oh it's the science museum so they go
check out the museum and have a great time when they get home bob's wife asked how the conference
was they say it was fine but unexpectedly the highlight was discovering that museum it was
fascinating we really learned a lot earl says yeah we wouldn't have noticed it if we were too busy
driving but there was this cool flag that got her attention we wouldn't have gotten to experience
is the main attraction.
I see where this is going.
Wow.
The takeaway,
here's the takeaway,
your tits,
your ass,
or your flag,
they are not just decor,
they're there for a reason.
Men become interested,
curious,
attracted,
and aroused
almost entirely
on visual stimulus alone.
Wow.
I mean,
as a guy.
A fable that would put
Aesop himself to shame.
Aesop would change
his name to Eric.
How often are you
and the fellas
is not just driving around and end up in a science museum.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a pretty cool flag.
Pull over, I gotta see what this flag's all about.
If I see a cool flag, I'm going in.
His questions are,
why do porn directors obviously avoid
shooting the regular cowgirl position from the front angle,
facing the performer on top?
They're afraid.
Great question.
And then, how do I go about joining the USA GSA?
What is that?
What is that?
United States Association of Gay Straight Alliance, maybe?
Oh, Gang Stalking Association.
Anti-gang stalking.
Wow.
What the hell?
Enough is enough.
Oh, they're gang stalking him.
I always feel bad reading about it on our podcast because it does feel like we are gang stalking him.
But that is very funny.
Well, when you play the game.
Here's the thing about gang stalking.
imagine three guys and they're driving to a conference okay i'm listening i'm listening
i'm hooked i'm hooked okay i'm gonna do another question here why do people deny that boobs and
butts are bigger because of sexual activity when they are respecting just those girls why is
everyone so obsessed confused and goes mad about this why all the lies and noise there we go and
now we're gonna do it i'm glad we got to this one it's time to address the lies and noise i'm so
sick of the lies in the media so this is someone who is uh they're offering that butt is bigger
when given sexual attention i don't know if that is what they're saying so if you smack it it's
bigger why do people boobs and butts are excuse me boobs are bigger because of sexual activity
and people are denying that right when they are respecting just those girls
i really like this uh related question what does a girl's butt feel like
okay okay we can't honesty for once uh vicky pressed says because it's total bollocks
if you have the slightest understanding about the human body and the tissue of which breasts
and butt are made of you know that putting a penis in a vagina has absolutely fuck all effect
on them unless you knock someone up the hilarious thing is that you are putting across a point that
you believe is lies and noise despite the fact that you don't have the first clue about what
you are talking about and haven't done any research to attempt to prove or disprove your point
in short op you've made yourself look like a bit of a div what's a div what's a div a diversion
from the truth i don't know what a div is is that a britishism it we're definitely getting
pilloried in the comments right now by our uh anglo listeners but yeah that's okay i just feel
A foolish, stupid, or incompetent person.
British slang.
A divvy.
Oh, great.
So that was in the Quora comments.
She says it would be weird if she said moron because she's British.
Or English, sorry.
Thank you, Vicky.
But anyway, she says no.
I would like to see someone who says yes.
She has 50,000 followers on Quora.
Vicky's a full-time lesbian.
Full-time lesbian.
It's a living.
Sign me up.
clocking in clocking out the lesbian industry is falling apart it's very hard to get a job
right now any other answers uh anonymous says the fuck you serious dude you actually think
certain parts of your body get bigger because of having sex what sort of previously unknown
laws of physiology and biochemistry can you share at the thousand research labs and medical schools
is that a you think that this is like a thousands of research labs are looking up if your butt gets
bigger if you have sex yeah that's where the money is a kitty bound actually has a pretty good point
which is exhibit a i had boobs long before i had sex not much but i had them exhibit b after 30
years of constant sexual activity which resulted in two children a reputation as the loud one oh
kitty my boobs are no bigger than they were before i had sex my butt is slightly bigger due to the
widening of my hips during childbirth but not enough to affect pant size conclusion those who
believe breast and buttock size
correlate with sexual activity
are delusional.
She didn't want to answer the question. She just wanted to
slide in there that she's constantly having
sex. Loud sex.
The loud one. Well, you could pay her
at Kitty Bound on Cash App.
She's
in the space A Cat Among
Men. Oh, how have we not been there before?
Save it.
Ethical BDSM.
Thank God. Husbands and wives
and a passionate pantheon.
What is a cat among men?
A cat among men.
Is it just Kitty's space?
It might just be Kitty's space.
Yeah, I think it's just her space to post stuff
about whatever she's thinking about.
This is why they call her the loud one
because she's always letting her opinions known
out on a cat among men.
Right, right, right.
Okay, well, that's that.
And that's that.
I learned a lot.
Yeah, it's boob week.
do you want to do a quick uh listener question alex yeah sure go ahead and put that in uh every
week we do listener questions for our famous segment is that okay is that okay if you have
a quora style question please write into quarators at gmail.com we would love to answer them try to
keep it short please let's see what we got i'm just clicking a random i'm trying to go for
something old because i feel like we always just do whatever the newest one is that is often what
we end up doing um okay i'm clicking on this guy hi creators this is from your one and only fan
in the philippines if you saw an amount of money under a parked car that wasn't your car
what's the minimum amount it would have to be for you to go down on the ground
and tried to reach it.
Thanks.
Okay.
The music here is great.
Doing a huge boost to the quality of the post
with this dramatic music.
And I'm normally against these extra flares,
but that was good.
I'll give you that one.
It was like he's watching North by Northwest or something.
Maybe he was while doing it.
I got to say, too.
It hooked me.
Whatever he was doing, God bless.
Amazing stuff.
also a very poignant question because i've definitely done this before uh to get down
on the ground under a car that is not my car for money five dollars i'm gonna say like i've done
this for one dollar i've gotten 20 out of it it's gotta be paper i think is what it has to be for me
it's gonna be paper and then not have something wrong with it if there's like a poop on it or
something i'm probably not gonna touch it unless it's like again above 20 i'll probably just clean
that off it's okay even if it was like a sacagawea dollar yeah i wouldn't be able to the clock what
that is you know because i'd be like is it is that like a chucky cheese token like i don't need to
find out um but yeah i would say honestly a dollar just to have as cash again if it's like
wet then i'm probably gonna pass if it's maybe a wet 10 or 20 i might think about it uh but yeah i
I think the paper line is the threshold for me.
I mean, hard money is just a different question
because why do we have that?
Why do we need that now?
Physical money.
I mean, like the coins.
Oh, yeah.
Coins.
Although if you're in Canada,
sometimes the coins are worth more.
Really?
Or other places.
Loonies and toonies.
Loonies and toonies, Jeremy.
What the fuck?
Ever read a book?
Jeremy, you're so young.
It's crazy.
You have much to learn, my friend.
He's 19 years old.
Well, I'm just happy we have Filipino listeners.
Listener, singular, apparently.
Yeah, we just have one.
He says he's the only one.
I don't know.
I think we could probably get some on some army bases.
You think there's a lot of military men listening to quarreters in their off time?
There's a lot of people holding guns listening to this podcast.
Most people listening to quarreters are holding guns.
There's very few points to get at someone other than themselves.
Yeah, shaking.
Well, thank you for writing in.
happy to answer your questions of course
please Quarriors at gmail.com
and that's going to be the show for today
it's been boob week
Joe thank you so much
for coming on the program it's been a
pleasure to have you
well thanks for having me guys this was a blast
so fun where could our listeners find
you at home and abroad
you know you can follow me at Joe
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and yeah if you
if you like this
hearing me talk I have a podcast
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the inductees are about to be announced so this is a good time
to check in with that
and I also have a movie
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so if you follow me on my stuff you'll see when
that's happening and of course I host
a weekly show at the UCB Annex
in Los Angeles 8pm on Tuesdays
with Claire
It's true.
Go.
This is called solid.
Follow your eyes.
Follow your ears.
Come to Joe.
Please.
I beg of you.
Live in paradise.
Show me your boobs.
For research.
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If you want more of our show every Thursday,
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They've got buttons.
On Patreon?
Yeah, on Patreon.
I mean, we picked red as our theme, so there's a lot of the pages red.
There's a lot of reasons to go to this website.
You should just check it out.
And you can even join as a free member without giving us any money,
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Until next time, please question everything.
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