Quorators - Boobs Week w/ Joe Kwaczala

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can a pit bull take a coyote? Would you keep... your dog if you found out it has woke thoughts? I fear my grandmother may be using black magic to manipulate my dog into pooping on the driveway instead of in my yard. How do I get my grandmother to stop? --- Follow Joe @ instagram.com/joekwa/ Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, we're still looking at Eric Holder's. Get him out of here or I'm going to keep it here. If we leave Eric Holder's Wikipedia up, this is just going to be the Eric Holder episode. You're holding him with Holder. All right, I'll just open up a new tab. And I don't have enough to say about the man because he takes my breath away.
Starting point is 00:00:16 God, I wish I could give him a kiss. It's Quarators. It's Quarators. and with the sound of the robot you're back at america's premier quora-based podcast that's coming to you live on your podcast previously recorded app weather report brisk it's pretty nice out here in new york it's brisk nice but brisk is it brisk by you guys in la no okay all right no some places brisk it'd be to offend you claire it's hot i think i haven't been outside yet okay fair what do you know you're the last person to give the weather report
Starting point is 00:01:07 hey i'm what you got joe have you been outside today no absolutely not everyone's so mad i think It gets cloudy, though, but still warm. We don't do that here. Well, you're not qualified for the weather report. I'll say that much. Well, here in New York, it's a beautiful, sunny day, but it is slightly brisk. It is slightly brisk. That's what you should know.
Starting point is 00:01:28 All the hosts are here, Jeremy and Alex and Claire. And we have a very exciting guest for you today. All the way from Hollywood, California, where the stars are made. You are going to love this ha-ha bonanza. You get worse at introducing guests every week No I'm going to land it Coming from the west coast That's right
Starting point is 00:01:49 It's Joe Quachalag Do you know how to say Joe's It kind of seems like something That I should have gotten it better That was the one I meant to ask Before we started It kind of should have been agenda item number one That's on both of us
Starting point is 00:02:07 We got stuck on Eric Holder way too long many times we've said you guys have said hey what's how do you say joe's last name i say guazala i i okay got it i had it locked in but i let alex wrote is your last name polish uh it is but it's pronounced guazala understood that why you would go with the ch because that's you know if we were to honor my polish ancestors there's really a lot you would do with that name that i don't do it'd be like kvachawa but uh kvazala is how yeah i pronounce it if i could get my hands on that last name polishly the things i would do okay well i have i have a good friend from childhood named maximowitz uh and you pronounce it maximovich and that's a cz and i leaned in
Starting point is 00:02:57 real hard on that there's no excuse god bless you and sometimes you go uh jump off a ship with your life raft and there's a big hole at the bottom and that's what this has felt like from moment one yeah you look at your life raft you're like oh this is a big rock a polish person built this life how many polish people it doesn't float at all carumba uh well uh joe hosts a weekly comedy show in los angeles with uh claire every every week and And we thought we got to have you on because Claire is always saying, she says to us every week, Joe is a boob man.
Starting point is 00:03:38 And we got a themed episode coming up. I feel ambushed. I don't know what information was. After getting his name wrong, you committed to the calling Joe a boob guy bit that you wanted to do. You're like, I'm not going to not do that. What do you mean, bit? I didn't realize we were launching into boob week so quickly.
Starting point is 00:04:00 That's not true. We recently decided to talk about, to do a whole episode about boobs. And I'm just happy you're here for it. Yeah, I feel honored to steer some boob ships with you guys. I mean, I guess I don't know exactly what that means. Like, I was going to say I'm excited to look at boobs. Is that part of it? It's going to come up.
Starting point is 00:04:26 So here's the thing. If you click around on Quora. You'll see none of this. Oh, it's boob week. Are we going to get to look at some? No, no, no. No, no, no. You misunderstand.
Starting point is 00:04:35 But you will, though. But you will. Because this is a very broken website that is supposed to censor all of the porn people post to each other, but it does not work much of the time. And then we just have to not put it on YouTube. But that's on us and not you. You still get to see it. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:04:49 That's fair. You still get to see it, which I know is making you rub your hands together in anticipation. Yeah. Well, you saw my jaw dropped to the floor and my tongue roll out like a red carpet. So I'm excited. We could not have picked a better theme for this guesting choice. I woke up. I can't wait to click all around this great website.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Joe, have you been on Quora? Have you ever been on this website? Yes. I mean, as someone who occasionally will turn to the internet for answers, I have accidentally stumbled upon, yeah, the vortex that is Quora with, you know, questions ranging from last week to what seems like 25 years ago, asking questions often typed
Starting point is 00:05:35 as though someone did it with one finger as they were running to the bathroom. And the answers, you know, coming from ranging from experts to people who may have been meeting them in the bathroom. So yes, I've seen Quora. I appreciate that, you know, it was essentially trying to be the google ai helper uh ahead of its time uh without any of
Starting point is 00:05:59 the information and so yes i know quora i have a fond appreciation for quora joe it's a place where people meet that's right um also what you said about the google ai more accurate than ever as time moves on quora's wise uh executives have fully leaned into ai and sometimes you'll be clicking around on the question say oh this is kind of an interesting or funny one and then what should it be but in fact asked by a robot to head off any human who might in the future ask that question and i guess just cut engagement from their own website that's something that happens frequently so i wonder if that will come up today yes but uh we have quite a set of cans to put our hands on so i think we should just get this thing started all right let's do it
Starting point is 00:06:44 it's space of the week every week we go on a different quora space which is kind of like a subreddit but for quora space of the week so this immediately has porn on it alex you've sent us a no no no no i mean it does this is what i was saying is that they don't they don't blur the gifs yeah the pin post on this is porn well don't look at that all right this is the score has made the hypersexual feed your lust and then uh smiley face with his tongue is out isn't it yeah and it is nobody's space nobody's space zero zero dot quora dot com right profile picture and header pictures as just sort of a hole it's a black hole in the universe sort of signifying sex holes it i think
Starting point is 00:07:35 it's a hole in your morality and in space i think it's up for debate yeah i mean your lust can never be fed enough like there's another interpretation of this that you just like put the a camera into a socket wrench oh one one way to look at this that it's just like oh yeah there's a there's a tube of some sort where i'm like you're looking through like a paper towel roll i guess that could be sexual too well jeremy has pointed out there is there's a lot of smut posted we're gonna go to the question i mean the questions are good question is yeah out of the gate ever watched an ass clench when coming inside from two hours ago that's the thing quick somebody i was i searched the word boob and there wasn't like a lot to work with space wise that wasn't just
Starting point is 00:08:24 pictures of boobs but this one is a active space like people use it constantly and it's got a lot of questions it's i can't read all of these too gnarly a little too gnarly the first I love that the first question is phrased like it's from a stand-up comedian. Have you ever watched an ass-clencher coming inside? Have you seen this or heard about this? Have you heard of this? I really liked it. What told me on this base was the second question,
Starting point is 00:08:54 which I saw when researching two hours ago, which is, what's the spankable ass that's left hand prints? Yeah, this sounds like a riddle. Man! All of these just ask questions. It's so funny to imagine someone jerking off and going to quorum being like, I got to read, what's the sweetest tasting pussy you've eaten out? Now I'll wait for the answer.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Just like a whole bunch of people being like, my wife. Still my wife. That's the first one that promotes discussion, you know? It is asking about personal experience. So the one answer here is the answer would overwhelm Q, so I'd rather refrain from doing so. Never done it. That person's never done it.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Ick bin Schult. Who's Q? Do you think that's a question or do you think it's like the James Bond? Cora. Okay. Or QAnon. Cora.
Starting point is 00:09:45 It's QAnon. It's the guy from Impractical Jokers. Do you know what you are right now? James Bond. It's Judi Dench from James Bond. Oh, I did enjoy that one. Oh, my. Oh, my.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Okay, interesting person. We're clicking around on Ick bin Schult. Should I go back to the questions on hypersexual? I mean... We can scroll down. I mean, the thing is, we have a lot of boob questions, too, that they're also good. What is this feels like from 40 year old virgin with the heaviest pair of boobs you grab during a fuck. Like there's no way this person isn't like 10 years old, like trying to grab disparate themes that he thinks he's associating with sex.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Like, OK, so, you know, he grab a head. Oh, when you're having a fuck and you grab the heaviest boob around. Here's the thing. You want it to be heavy or else you're going to fall off. When I'm having a fuck? British child locker room talk.
Starting point is 00:10:47 I like this question. Anybody want to watch me jack? No, no, no, no, no. Anybody want to watch me jack? Yes, yes. What a what? Anyone want a what? Anybody want to want a what?
Starting point is 00:10:59 I guess my one thought... I've commented on this. Jeremy says, sure. Wow. It's funny that you clicked on this one knowing that you would be inside of it. I guess my one issue with the hypersexual space is that some of the prompts are not boob related
Starting point is 00:11:15 and they involve other parts of the body and it is boob weak. So it's slightly off text there. But it's still a place where that boobs could feel at home on the hypersexual space. and it's active in a regular forum. So it's good to click around on here. Very positive comments in this one.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I will say. I would love to watch. I've never gotten that on anything I've ever posted on the internet. I've never been like, I've made a little sketch and someone says, I'd love to watch. That sounds great. Oh, you meant with stuff you made. I thought you were saying like, you know it's not me
Starting point is 00:11:51 because I've never been positive in my life. No, I'm just saying people on the internet are generally quite mean. But on Quora, if you want to make a video of yourself jacking off, people will be very supportive. They're really mean. And here's the thing is there's so many videos of people jacking off already. You do not need to message back to find one. It's out there. You just click a different website.
Starting point is 00:12:09 That's true. Yeah, so this is just kind of supportive in the grand sense of community. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's saying like you got talent, get out there and jack. Hey, you know what, buddy? I'll watch. I'll see if you got the stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:23 happy to take a look at your tape uh we should move on to boob questions because this is all all sorts of body stuff and that's just not what week it is this is a little too come forward i agree right how far can you figure a pussy before it gushes how far okay i've gotten pretty far no gush yet. Oh no, I broke the dam! I have to read the answer on this. Ordinary Guy who is the president and CEO at Confidential
Starting point is 00:12:56 says to the cervix and U spot, not G spot. It's a different place many don't know. This is an Ordinary Guy? Wait, click on this Ordinary Guy for a second. Okay, this is Ordinary Guy. He's in the spaces losing a child.
Starting point is 00:13:11 and then of course hot body space 18 plus what is it you spot did he make this up i don't know am i square chat should i know about the use spot he has questions like would you let me rub your belly no answer yet my wife and i are both 53 years old she wants sex two times a month then I want it two times a day. What should I do? Wait, are there ever women on here that say they live by you then want a prepaid credit card?
Starting point is 00:13:45 Also, do they always look super hot? Oh, boy. Those are real. Help them. I was like, why are so many criminal organizations on here using fake photos of people to extort money and blackmail men?
Starting point is 00:14:00 I wonder if that's related to the previous question. I sense a story here. How am I gross, Patricia? That's one of the best questions, I think. No comma, though, so maybe that's his alter ego. Yes, maybe he's Gross Patricia. How am I me, but also Gross Patricia? That's how I got my nickname, Gross Patricia.
Starting point is 00:14:22 We should do boob questions. Yes, please, it's boob week. We'll move on to boob. This is Cora MD, our medical questions. We have so many boob questions, we simply might not even get around to them all, and so we're going to start with the medical ones here. No.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I'm just happy to see you excited about the podcast again, Alex. It's the most research he's ever done. I had fun on dog week. I had a good time. Whatever. It's healthy. The question is, how did the human breast evolve to be so large? Great question.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Now, we chose this one for the answer, and I liked it because it kind of told a story at the beginning. I mean, this is from Sindhu Bharati. A mathematician. Oh, yes. So it's mathematically that we can hope this is sound. I have always wondered how women with large breasts protected themselves from predators. Large breasts limit mobility. You can't rum, jump.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Sometimes in the civilized society, it is hard to even lift our hands high up. This motherfucker said rum. I know I did. I was praying no one would notice. imaging having to run from predators to save yourself that's spelled wrong i didn't say i didn't read it wrong yeah that was them so i guess by natural selection it is a trait that should have disappeared as these women are quite vulnerable to hunting predators however over the course of evolution when humans started cohabitating and moving towards the top of the
Starting point is 00:15:49 food chain this problem easily could have been solved by defending the weak and obviously large breasts are a sign of fertility fat deposition fat in those days are a sign of luxury well-fed and resourceful that woman must have protected been protected all her life which indicates safety and strong survival instincts of the group and beyond feeding large breasts also work as a cushion to comfort infants so true crying babies are a pain so these women were assigned to take care of infants of the tribe growth again this must have been made them desirable for mating and over time because of sexual selection they must have gotten bigger there's an edit here But, yeah, safe from predators is the answer.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah, it's a sort of airbag situation. Once you get away from tigers, it's actually nothing but net to have huge knockers. There's no other downsides, I guess, except like if a gorilla could throw you around by them. Yeah, you could be sort of held by your nipples and swung around and tossed. Yeah, hit into the different sides of a cave. Menaleo, immediately defensive in the comments here. As opposed to the human penis, can't wait for someone to ask that question. Damn.
Starting point is 00:17:00 So defensive. Like, no one said anything about the human penis here. It's boob week. It's boob week. Doesn't he know it's boob week? This is from, like, a week ago, too. It's from March. I do like when it's not, like, 10 years old and it's just from yesterday.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I also like when it's just, like, a lady talking. That is a fun twist on a new thing, like the version of someone being like, so I have this question about breasts. Someone would be like, what about a penis? We're not talking about a penis. Interesting, you bring a breast, but what about a penis? How did that get so big? Why are we not talking about big penis on Quora.com right now? They're erasing us.
Starting point is 00:17:41 They're erasing us with a boob eraser. Big boob is erasing penis. Damn, I don't know. So, okay, as someone with, I got to say it, D's. Thank you for speaking on this, Claire. This massive respect. I will say, if anything, you know, I don't think they're actually creating that much of a cushion.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Although they are sort of blocking the heart a little bit. So it's a little more cushion for the life force. A tiger's tooth would have to get through them. Now, Claire, what's the biggest boob you've ever grabbed during a fuck? That's a really good question. The heaviest boob during a fuck. About five stones. The boobs hurt.
Starting point is 00:18:35 There's pain. There's too much pain associated, I think, for it to actually be a positive thing to have. To defend the post, I think she was saying that the cushion is for the infants. It's for the push. It doesn't defend you very well, obviously. It kind of hurts to have your boob hit or even pulled in the British sense. But a baby, it's actually quite like a lovesack or large luxury comforter. That's true.
Starting point is 00:19:02 And they really get rocking as well. Well, I feel like we've hit the limit of the math we can do on this answer. We've crunched the numbers. The math isn't mathing. That's not true. Would you say that one was generally competent for what you're used to seeing? Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Yes, that's a really good answer. That was my, yeah. That's why we started with it, so that we can remember it when we get to question two. How can I get pink nipples? Yes, now we're talking, classic Quora. And if you click this blurred image, it is nipples. I checked earlier.
Starting point is 00:19:40 You don't need to click it. So this is the top answer here from Jane Wild, who says you just have to enjoy the color of your nipples as they are. That's for damn sure. She's a manager at Walmart, so she's been trained in this area. What were her nipple color, Alex? Do you remember? They were ironically pink.
Starting point is 00:19:56 So it's like I see your privilege here, and you're not helping our discussion. She has one question ever, which is why is Pete Hegseth attacking service limited the military? And then all of her answers seem to be, or at least her bio seems to be another nude photo. No, it's going to be boobs again. That's what I'm saying. And I know it is boob week, but you have to think of the viewer here.
Starting point is 00:20:16 In the spirit. She's talking about Ukraine and nipples. That's really nice. Are there any good answers here? All the comments on her boob pic are very beautiful indeed. They're pretty pink if you ask me. What shade of pic do you want them? That's Desiree Johansson.
Starting point is 00:20:34 You shouldn't listen to her. sorry this guy says there's actually no way you can naturally some people undergo pigmentation which is a sort of tattoo areolas color varies based on ethnicity and skin color most of european women have pink areolas so there you go you can tattoo it that's an answer by federico navel okay yeah i see a bias here that's what you want answering your nipple question as well my family founded uh we came up with the belly button it looks too weird without a hole in the middle put a hole in there see the belly button used to be a nipple we cut it off dug it out do people really have them colored i know someone must
Starting point is 00:21:19 because they do they do well so like if people get like uh breast reconstruction surgery okay sometimes you gotta they like will tattoo a nipple on you oh for sure oh like you can rock out with your cock out you could get like um like the sublime as a nipple if you want that rock you have the seven up spot the target logo yeah sure yeah not just any target specifically the logo for the store target. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would get that smiley face from Walmart. Sure.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Remember him? He used to hunt the prices. Always low prices. Yeah. Let's see what John Cattelier, magician and retired police officer. He is a magician and retired police officer. All right. Just pulling, he'd be like, are you wearing handcuffs?
Starting point is 00:22:14 And you're like, no. And he's like, are you sure? I found this baggie of cocaine behind your ear. You don't. You are born with them. As you age, slash, and or get. He put the slash in the wrong spot there, but. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:31 And or get pregnant. As you age and. Age and. Or get pregnant or expose them to the sun. They get darker if you were born with darker nipples. That is what you get. They get darker in the sun. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I guess anything can get darker in the sun. Yeah. That's the law. Yeah, I guess like if it's burned. He's a cop. You have to listen to him. It's the law. I believe him and I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Read this comment above him, Alex, from Keith. from Keith. Okay, Keith says, be a redhead or a fair-skinned blonde. I used to be with a redhead. She had the prettiest pink nipples and the cutest pussy, an asshole that I wanted to eat out for hours. This is boob week.
Starting point is 00:23:07 It's goddamn boob week. There's no room for that this week. Who wouldn't laugh? It's gonna be this all day. I know. I know. We need more. Oh, there's 11 collapsed answers. These are the ones that were
Starting point is 00:23:23 good that the website didn't hide. This guy says if you do soft massage every day and after rubbing use petroleum jelly. Gelly? Gelly. Use nip cover after gelly. He says you can do it.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Use glycerin sometimes. I get why that was collapsed because that's just a big old lie. It says he's an unverified author or whatever the fuck that means. Why are you knocking Rajput down? He's the only one with answers on how to make them pink. Pink crayon, says one guy. Oh, Gonzook Joseph says, constantly sucking of the nipples.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Gonzook, you crazy soldier. There's no way that's here. Soldier and a writer. At Sodium. It's kind of the modern Hemingway. A writer and a soldier. He lives in Nigeria. What's your newest gig, Gonzook?
Starting point is 00:24:17 I'm writing for Sodium. You know how I was in the military? Now I write for Sodium. We're trying to get more of it in Cheez-Its right now. I got this great proposal. I think it's really going to work. I'm so sick of working for Paprika. I just wrote some good stuff on nipples on Quora
Starting point is 00:24:37 if you want to check it out. Okay, I think we've answered that. Here's another question. We can end on Gonzo. I have big titties. What do I do? Help! Okay, it me.
Starting point is 00:24:47 What do I do? So these answers are for other things. I want what do I do. now we should say that there is a phenomenon if your titties are just too big many people want them reduced they want them taken away because of the horrible back pain and how vulnerable you get to predators such as tigers such as bears so this is a common phenomenon and it should come up a few times today unfortunately isn't necessarily negative it just says what do i do i have big titties what do i do what do i be positive i'm just saying millions of americans are asking
Starting point is 00:25:17 themselves this question every day and there's all sorts of related questions like can i see some chest pictures hey what's he gonna take this is very scientific way of asking too how does your chest look without a bra yeah i'm a doctor i'm glad we're getting a few different guys named eric weighing in on a erics have shown up all of that worked for the obama administration they seem to have different approaches here eric stewart says you enjoy them play with them suck them if they will reach wear satin bras so the cuffs will feel good on your boobs you could do so much with your boobs how does eric know that about satin bras
Starting point is 00:26:02 he just knows he's eric he talks to people it's an eric thing what about the other eric the other eric says you don't do anything very different from anyone else you are quite normal You just happen to have big boobs. Some people have small boobs and others have average-sized ones. The thing to do is just act normally because you are normal. You're not weird. You may gather a little more attention due to your boobs gaining attention. This also happens for women who are good-looking or perhaps are good-looking and have big boobs.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Bottom line, be yourself. Don't let others dictate who you are and what your personal choices are. Thanks, Eric. Thank you. And it says it was updated. Yeah, I wonder what that means. Do you think he added, and others have average-sized ones? I think he added, perhaps you're good-looking and have big boobs.
Starting point is 00:26:57 I was thinking the same part. It sounds like he's calling her ugly. Yeah, I think he just wrote, perhaps you're good-looking and it ended before. Yeah. Yeah. This is from Alexa Shamey. I have big titties when I do. So this is someone with one specific problem.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Are fruit alive when they are from a tree? That's a good question. Great question. I don't have an answer. Am I committing murder when I bite into an apple? And she knows about sex, penises, and debate. Three things that you can know about. Me too, actually.
Starting point is 00:27:29 This is Claire's profile. Panda Dick says, maybe show them off? Oh, Panda Dick. I want to click on Panda Dick, but I worry it's dangerous. okay it is it is everything yeah panda dick m20 not safe for work 18 plus only i lost my old account same name old panda had 1 000 followers but now back to 750 so this is a classic like griping about followers the mods fucked me also posting pictures of coming penises and this is a panda doing this almost ironic i know and that pandas have such difficulty mating
Starting point is 00:28:09 but this one is just a freaking cum faucet. If you do not have a profile picture, I won't talk to you. I love sports, cars, and boobs. It's boob week. It's freaking boob week. He knows this question. Careful, careful, careful.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Those were his boobs. Where'd I put the damn air horn? Found it. Great. Okay, do another one. Let's go to the quoker. our insult and madness fear segment. Okay, so we're coming at it from the other direction now.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Let's go. Okay. This is the cloaker. This is kind of a guy's perspective on boobs. And there's a lot about guy boobs, so I thought we should bring that up. Is masturbation the cause of man boobs? I'm going to tell you right now,
Starting point is 00:29:00 I skimmed through this, the answer is yes. It's a big, powerful yes. There's a lot of science words thrown around, but it's yes. Not what I would have guessed. There's only one answer here from this guy. There are some hidden ones. There are some hidden ones.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Well, I want to read Jose because he worked at Tata Consultancy Services. Yeah, parentheses company. It's a good gig if you can get it. He knows about Tatas. If you have a high body fat percentage, your belly fat produces an enzyme called aromatase, which converts testosterone into estrogen,
Starting point is 00:29:34 disrupting the hormonal balance. So masturbation will reduce your already depleting testosterone levels to new lows, increasing chances of gynecomastia. So that's a yes, right? Fight the fight. Yeah, he's saying that it is because you lose your testosterone by shooting loads. That's so funny. I don't think that's how it works, but he said a lot of science words in a row. Well, my loads are really big and testosterone packed, so anytime I check off,
Starting point is 00:30:05 I can barely stand up. I've never worked at Tata Consultancy Services myself, so I have to take a back seat here. I totally forgot about the semen retention community. I forgot that that could be an aspect of this. Do not erase them. The answer is basically any bad thing is from masturbation. This answer, by analyzing extinction, is... Weaving a tail.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Strange. Waxing poetic. I remember years ago, like it was yesterday. having the firm feeling pecs of a man but boy if i knew what was coming on my 20th birthday i would have moved to a country where they consider internet as the work of the devil so my brother got me a porn hub premium year-long membership and i didn't think much of it aside from hey free hd porn for a year i tried jerking off for the first time and i must admit it's as good i can only imagine how much better sex feels i like that you're reading it like he's in a noir
Starting point is 00:31:08 film he writes it that way but it is a feeling i feel i will die lacking for my voluptuous breasts be they masculine have seemed to have an effect on my mostly unused sex drive sounds like you're using it i find myself emotional and wanting to eat chocolate more just the creamy chocolate gives such a soothing sensation to the bitch tits I have grown to accept, yet still can't get comfortable with because they are always seeping.
Starting point is 00:31:40 The moral of the story is get Disney Plus and watch The Mandalorian, because God knows the work there has been executed to the finest possible level, and it might distract you from coming all over the man tits you grew from the last few months of watching porn. Good God. And then he says
Starting point is 00:31:56 this is a spaceship, B colon, colon, colon, colon. It does like the emoticon version of a long dick. Huge penis. And then, wait, wait, wait. Look at this comment. Eric, is that you? So this is maybe another secret Eric.
Starting point is 00:32:12 It's Eric week. The way that people on this fucking website are all shitty writers. They all just want to get their pros out about jacking off. This is a person. Eric did not jack off until he was 20 years old when his brother gave him a Pornhub Premium year-long membership.
Starting point is 00:32:29 I do think, Alex, you have multiple brothers. It would be funny if you got them, Matt. That would be funny. It would be a funny gift to get. I should just get them a membership to any mostly free website. It would be funny. Now that your brother got married, being like, I got you a gift. Hey, you're going to need to let out some demons.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Have you seen The Mandalorian? You're going to love Baby Yoda. Which way, Western man? And Mandalorian or Pornhub Plus? I only watch porn shot on the volume. I'm in the Criterion closet choosing my porn. I want to go on this guy's profile, Analyzing Extinction. Oh, this is the only thing he's ever posted ever.
Starting point is 00:33:13 He died after that. Wow. Just in case. Just in case. That's so sad. This was six years ago, too. Yeah. I mean, he was ready to unplug, so I'm kind of glad that he did.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Yeah, get out of here. There's nothing good on here for you, Eric. These other people say no, Alex, for what it's worth. So it sounds like... Yeah, but they didn't know... There's four answers. One is yes, two are no, and one guy is telling a story about jerking off as unrelated.
Starting point is 00:33:37 This also looks like another story about jerking off. Yeah. There are many. There are things that masturbation gets blamed or praised for. This is coincidental. Masturbation usually begins with puberty, and so do pimples. Ew. Be careful.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Follow unknown method can... Follow unknown method can affect your penis and make your situation get worse. People want to delay ejaculation longer. You check this tips. How is this the answer to the boob thing? I saw some great results. You're way off of the source question.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Should I click this? No, you shouldn't click it. We're really straying this boob week. It's goddamn boob week. Go back to the questions. We can't dive into boob week for two minutes without tripping over a cock. I know.
Starting point is 00:34:19 It's ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Men are out of control. Don't men have enough? All right, here's another question. Is it better for a man with developed breasts to wear a bra? Now, I have never seen this. I feel like that's happened.
Starting point is 00:34:32 I've seen it. You've seen a man wear a bra? Yeah, I think so. On Seinfeld. Yeah, there you go. On Seinfeld is the only time I've seen it. Yeah, the bro. I think it's not even a bad idea.
Starting point is 00:34:43 It's just I think even if you need one, you're kind of like, that would be a bridge too far. i'm gonna i'm just gonna get rid of these by not jacking it i'd rather just not jack off for a few months i'm just gonna watch the mandalorian keep my testosterone in i'm sorry to say it's been about 45 minutes so i do have to go pee i meant to make a sound effect for you having to pee and i forgot yeah we got to get a song going for this or something okay we're gonna start reading so you can enjoy it in the bathroom okay this is an answer from magali who knows french a bra is not for women or men a bra is
Starting point is 00:35:22 for people with breasts that need support so if your breasts are hurting or bouncing then you need to wear a bra and no it's not always an exceed of fat it can be so doing exercises will help to reduce your moobs but there are several others to have moobs man boobs or real boobs i don't like they said bouncing it's it's got such like progressive language and then it calls man boobs and real boobs like it's just baked in that the ignorance here i'm not very big for a man five foot seven and not fat fat at all 130 pounds with a waist of 27 inches and a pelvis of 37 inches i really get an image from reading well yeah i've got all the dimensions there's more i can create under bust the under bust is 32 inches with a bust size of 39 so yes i have real
Starting point is 00:36:10 breasts not moobs but boobs there's no explanation for this i don't take any medicine my hormones are okay my genetics are okay etc but there there's a reason you have the boobs though so what does the doctor say what's going on what's going on okay but uh magali does wear a bra yeah i started to wear my first bra when i played badminton with the girl cousin who gave me some of her bras because she noticed how uncomfortable i was i met my partner about 25 years ago i was a little bit thinner at the time a height of a meter and 72 or five foot eight so you've gotten shorter since then which does happen but it's interesting you got the specs on it uh and then you were eight pounds lighter i there's more specs there's too many specs i'm not gonna read the ball
Starting point is 00:36:57 we're getting into specs i didn't know existed i didn't know we had under bust going for us but i guess it is and it's because i'm never measuring boobs yeah should i know that i feel like everyone on quora is like a pervert in some way that i worry that this is some sort of like measurement fetish but i don't i don't want to like jump to conclusions too quickly it's just there's so many measurements this is it's a long post to say yeah you should wear a bra and that it's going to help you play badminton and then the comment top comment here you were living the life i would kill for i'm so green with envy i would love to see some pictures of you okay i think this is just a cross-dressing thing which is fair enough but yeah i don't know well this is a pic a lot of
Starting point is 00:37:40 pictures of of him in a in a wedding in a wedding dress wedding dress yeah there's a story here okay well people are would kill to be you so keep rocking what you got there um this guy's wearing a bra as well i think you've just found a cross-dressing post alex i think that's what you found okay so it is well the post is is it better for a man with developed breasts to wear a bra and the answer is yes yes yes and we're all green with envy and if they're satin they'll feel good uh yeah it really seemed like this person was looking for an excuse to be like okay so i me wearing a wedding dress is like cool right we like that and everyone's okay with that Yeah, man, I don't think it was the...
Starting point is 00:38:22 Just ask that. We can just jump to that, and it's fine. It's just a long road to get there, I suppose. Yeah, just being someone being like, hey, medically, should I wear a bra as a man, and someone else being like, here's a photo of me in a wedding dress. It's like, oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:38:37 It's the journey, not the destination. Okay, let's go to the next one. We got some good stuff here. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here's another question. Oh, I really like this one. Do foot fetish guys hate boobs? Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Classic rivalry. I really like this one because it was a lot of people running over each other to be like, no, no, I love them. Please. Gillings, Gillings, Gillingspray. I wouldn't think that foot fetish guys hate boobs. I know they love feet, but. I don't know what the foot fetish guys like.
Starting point is 00:39:07 I think they like feet. Yeah, they're into feet. They baffle me. They're baffled by me. Are foot fetish guys into hands? Because I feel like hands are like weird feet. Or feet are weird hands. Well, hands are very available, and feet are hidden away, Claire.
Starting point is 00:39:19 I think they probably hate hands, because it's like hands, they want to be feet, but they'll never be feet. Hands want to be feet. But hands don't stink. I think there's a big thing about the stench, the smell. The taboo. It's taboo. They want something funky. Also, hands are so full of themselves, because they create.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Oh, right. That's true. Yeah, they're what separates us from the animals. They hold heavy breasts. We have an answer from Anonymous here. Put your name on it. Anonymous, we are a legion. No, not in general.
Starting point is 00:40:04 If someone has a fetish for a specific thing like feet, they will pay a lot of attention to that when living out the fetish. That does not mean they do not like other parts of the body as well. I am very much into women's feet and like to caress them and masturbate my cock with the feet if my partner likes to do that. On the other hand, I also like breast, legs, the butt, and so on
Starting point is 00:40:22 of a woman. Yada, yada, yada, et cetera, et cetera. It is more about a complete package. Butt, legs, you know what women are. Yeah, they got all the torso. Yeah, you fill in the gaps. Head.
Starting point is 00:40:38 When sleeping with a woman, it is great for me to have her feet on my chest or covering my face, but I also like to touch the breasts for example for example when looking at foot fetish photos i also prefer full body shots where you see the legs as well as the feet maybe the breasts the face the pussy and so on i really love how some people have never like advanced in their writing skill from like high school essay so they're just like in conclusion i would like you to put your feet on my face Webster's dictionary defines foot as
Starting point is 00:41:06 As yummy in my tummy Yeah, I can't tell if these people are If this is like a child who's never had sex And is just trying to come across as like a wizened old sex expert And this is how they feel they have to write it Or if these are just people who are generally uneducated I would take a guess that the average person's writing skills are just poor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:35 It's really indistinguishable. They actually are getting laid all the time with feet on face and breasts. And they're thinking about feet so much all the blood rushed to their penis and they can't think and now they're dizzy while they're writing. The breasts, the face, the pussy, and so on. Let me just get one sentence at the end. This is my fault. But the final sentence here is close-up photos of feet are also great. But not always.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Not always. They're not all great folks. I've got to be honest here. I'm preaching my truth here, but I have to be real with you. Sometimes it ain't good. Does dot, dot, dot, anyone hate boobs? I'm pretty sure even the gayest dude on the planet enjoys breasts. I think maybe you're misunderstanding some things.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Respect, big dog. He's laying it all out on the line for breasts. Okay, so this guy also has a foot fetish. they say uh jack skellington abby by the way corey oh yes you're right jack skellington trans abby yes uh i have a fetish i also have a rather long list of other fetishes having one fetish does not mean you only have that fetish or only enjoy that one thing in fact you even use your feet to do things with someone's breasts if you wanted to you can't even easy and they wanted you to of course everyone's so respectful of consent on this what's next halloween on
Starting point is 00:42:52 christmas what what could this photo possibly be it says if some fuckhead were to say her boobs are up here or up there i'd send them this and it's a blurred photo oh i better be boobs on someone's knees i do want to see it just oh you got my ass there so just like sort of a guy looking like a lightning man yeah some sort of lightning black guy he's covered in lightning i'd send them a picture of a lightning man i gotta be honest i don't get what the fuck you're talking about but all right go off man oh it looks like sean hunter from boy meets world had something to say who has uh their their bio says have had a foot fetter since before i could walk exclamation point sean says i was sucking on my mom's feet
Starting point is 00:43:39 i love the idea of uh being like i gotta jack off to these and wait i can walk with them too Oh, he has a good answer here. He says, I don't hate them. They're still nice, and I wouldn't neglect them during foreplay. They're great to snuggle into as well if you're lying on a couch with a girl. In terms of sexual attraction, though, I would say 4 out of 10 out of boobs and 10 out of 10 of feet. 4 out of 10 boobs, 10 out of 10 feet.
Starting point is 00:44:08 4 out of 10 boobs, 10 out of 10 feet. That makes sense to me. Yeah, I get it. From Boy Meets World. Yeah. And that guy got strange. Would you believe that this guy is a member of many feet topics and good posts? Yeah, knows about feet and artisanal bread.
Starting point is 00:44:27 All right, well, this isn't foot week. Never the twain shall meet. We'll have to have Joe back on for feet week, because I know you're a big feet guy, Joe. Feet week. I was getting feet week confused with fleety week. Fleet week's good. Oh, man. Yeah, I do dress as a sailor for feet week.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Let's be clear. Steve says, fuck no, love boobs of all deserves. Yeah, what could that mean? Sizes? Is that? Yeah, I think you're right. It's a typo of sizes. He got too horny at the end of that.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Oh, I love boobs all the way. Come on. I thought it was like a street way of saying desires. Well, my deserves. My deserves. This is by Anonymous as well. I know I'm old and that people are saying new stuff. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:45:21 They're probably saying desires, dizzers. It's similar to choogy, but it's dizzers. Yeah, I was going to say people are talking like chingy again. I've got mad dizzers. Okay, here's another question. Is it ethical to drink wife's milk? Question of the age. Oh, I long for wife's milk, and yet the ethical complications.
Starting point is 00:45:43 If you factory farm your wife, you should not drink her milk. Yeah, how is she being treated? Does she get to go outside? It's true. If you keep her in like a machine that milks her, I guess it is kind of, you know, dubious the same way a cow is. Now, Alex, I do have to ask you, because I know you have drank wife's milk.
Starting point is 00:46:04 I have. Was it ethical? It was highly immoral, and that's why I stopped. It was immoral, and it didn't taste good like a cow does. Is your wife free range? Yeah, she can range wherever she wants. I don't stop her from ranging. That's a good start.
Starting point is 00:46:19 She did use a machine, though. Well, yeah, in that case, she did. You weren't just sucking on those things. Look, I stopped. I don't do it anymore. People can change. Did it make you have man boobs? No, it didn't make me have man boobs.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Instantly. Aaron Lassig says, sure, why not? I do on a regular basis. Well, kind of. I just said that for shock value. This guy's answering the question, can a husband drink breast milk? Which to me is different from, is it ethical to drink white smoke? Can they?
Starting point is 00:46:55 Sure. It's pretty similar. Is it ethical? Is it wrong? The Bible says. Now we're getting to the ethical. Zoom and enhance. Does anyone want to read this?
Starting point is 00:47:10 Okay. P.S. Truck says, the Bible says, a bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me. He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. Song of Solomon 113. Thy lips, O spouse, drop as the honeycomb. Honey and milk are under thy tongue, and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon. It's the Song of Solomon 411. Freaky.
Starting point is 00:47:36 For you will nurse and be satisfied at her comforting breasts. You will drink deeply and delight in her overflowing abundance, Isaiah 66, 11. Oh, there's just more of them. Okay. Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you. Rejoice in the wife of your youth. Let her breasts satisfy you always. May you always be captivated by her love, Proverbs 5, 18, 19.
Starting point is 00:47:59 And she runs a Danish website about inducing lactation for adult nursing relationship. It's in the Bible. There's so many titties in the Bible. Yeah. It kind of seems like the Bible's saying go for it. That's what I'm seeing. Reduce in the wife of your youth. Reduce?
Starting point is 00:48:14 Reduce in your wife's juice. That's okay. I called it proserbs a second ago. Well, I thought that was another Chingy style pop slang. I'm reducing. This guy put it into chat GBT for some reason. And he says chat GBT is at great points. So you know it's good.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Pia is a psychosexual therapist. I kind of wanted to see her Danish website about adults. It's interesting that there's a space in between psycho and sexual. She's a sexual therapist who is a psycho. She's a beast mode sexual therapist. Okay, hold on. I did think it was interesting that she mentioned Lebanon here, because when you go on her profile,
Starting point is 00:48:57 and it is almost entirely about how much she loves Israel. Crazy about Israel. She has a human breast milk. It's sort of the wife's breasts to Israel, isn't it? Her spaces are respectful Israel conversation, crazy about Israel, we will not let you destroy Western civilization, Middle East conflicts,
Starting point is 00:49:16 and pro-Israel will exist forever. By the way, if you're one of those one million people who were recently removed from their homes in Lebanon in the last few weeks, this does not apply to you. This is about other stuff. I think she owns a python as well because she does know about snakes and ball python care.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Wait a minute. Ooh, I like the way, in Danish, the way they spell sexual therapy. Oh, yeah, look at that. Sexual therapy. Ja, or sexual therapy. Is there any way we can find out more about pythons? The snakes? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I feel like pythons aren't as much in the news right now. People don't want to talk about it. Okay, so we can click on... I didn't know we could do this, actually. It's three years into this podcast. I had no idea we could click on this and see their answers. They probably just added this feature. let's not be too hard on ourselves
Starting point is 00:50:08 she's answered two questions about having pythons what does it mean if your ball python won't let you touch its head or hold it she says my three balls just do not like to be touched on their head I mean come on come on you can't be doing that
Starting point is 00:50:23 you have to say pythons don't say balls you're asking for it is this sexual therapy sexual therapy She says I've decided They're not allowed to crawl our house freely As they disappear behind or underneath something When your attention slips just a few moments
Starting point is 00:50:44 So this is an Israeli Sexual therapist Who loves breast milk and snakes She's a psycho sexual therapist She's a freaking Twisted There's a picture of her ball python This is a snake owner who is always trying to pat
Starting point is 00:51:00 Her python on the head To kind of give you a picture of Who this woman is One of her beautiful balls Now she does have 43 human breast milk answers Yeah stick to what you know Three beautiful balls Long charts
Starting point is 00:51:14 Go back to the breast milk answers She says just start right now feeding your husband I approve of that Should we read any more of this woman or should we move on Move on please because I would like to get to One or two of the last ones we got But then it is time to end the show unfortunately She was very interesting
Starting point is 00:51:31 I think you might be overestimating how much we've recorded I take it back I can only cum so much. Okay, this is Quoromance. Sorry, it's the same color. It's the same color. Love. Quora.com
Starting point is 00:51:51 Why is my boyfriend obsessed with my boobs? Why does he get crazy whenever he sees me? The answer is your crazy boobs. This is psychotherapy. I'm curious how many people are going to be like, hmm, for further research, may I see them? Yeah, that is going to be a lot of them. We're going to have to see the boobs to know
Starting point is 00:52:10 why your boyfriend is going insane over them. It's a leading question. Boobs have always been sexy to males of all ages. Just ask him to calm down when you both meet. Looking at who wrote this, I think we have to adjust the way you read it. Yeah, sorry. Boobs have always been sexy to males of all ages.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Just ask him to calm down when you're both me. Because it's from Rod Cornish, living in Cornwall, UK. Hit the button, Alex. Anglospotted. Anglospotted. This person who wrote this is just a user 1033, et cetera, et cetera. It's a goddamn sexy robot again. We can't see who it was.
Starting point is 00:52:55 My boyfriend goes crazy for my huge tits. My electro boobs. You want to milk me, but I will shock you. This person, Sarah, who lives in Florida, says, people who are attracted to females, parentheses sexually, usually like them for their boobs, butt, and or face. Those are the three sexiest parts of the female body, which are visible most of the time.
Starting point is 00:53:19 There's also the vagina, but people usually cover that up with clothing. I've noticed. Very helpful answer. I'm kind of observant, but allow me to share my findings. The vagina, usually not out and about. Anyway, I've only had sex with a guy, not any girls yet, but I still get attracted to girls and definitely understand your boyfriend and why he gets crazy around you and likes your boobs.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Boobs are just so cute and sexy. It wants to just squeeze them. Sometimes I close my eyes, put my hands on my own breast, and imagine that someone else is the one touching them. Cool. Anyway, that's my story. Were you asking a question? I don't know why he gets crazy.
Starting point is 00:53:57 He needs pills. All right, go to the next one. Mike says, it's part of nature's plan, I'm afraid. If men didn't want sex, then the human race would soon die out if women had to try and get men in the mood. So nature programmed men to want sex, but different men have different turn-on signals. So some men get turned on by boobs, others legs, some like ankles.
Starting point is 00:54:19 And others have toe fetishes. We've found out that they're both, though. We spend a lot of time on this. Don't be exclusive. You're being reductive, Mike Thomas. Mike says, B, I'm a large-ish boob man. I find them fascinating and alive, the way they move and change shape. But some men prefer them small or pert or just whatever.
Starting point is 00:54:42 But it's nature's way of getting us going. So be thankful you've got a pair that he likes so much and just enjoy the intention he gives them. So if you want to give them a treat, just scoop them out of your bra one day and say, here you are. Enjoy yourself. Great. No one's really,
Starting point is 00:54:57 no one's really, I feel like hearing the person who's asking this question. People just get so excited to talk about how much they love breasts. A few words into the prompt, they kind of like got it.
Starting point is 00:55:12 They just fire off. Chad says, I would love for a woman to unbutton her blouse and pull her breasts out of her bra and let me how some fun. They always get too horny
Starting point is 00:55:22 At the end of the sentence What the hell is up on that This guy's telling a story About going to a museum You see there Wait I want to read You see there Ben Hines
Starting point is 00:55:40 Says You see there Men don't objectify women They objectify themselves Women say there is me and my breasts two separate things we don't look at it that way are your breasts a part of you he is attracted to your breasts but also every other part inside and out most men see you as a whole package a quick story it better be three guys go start with three guys it's not
Starting point is 00:56:09 even a story that happened to him a rabbi and a priest go to a conference they get there early rent a car and go look around they see thin's flag down the road and as they drive closer they say wow that flag is amazing amazing it's huge great colors it huge huge great colors what is this place pull over they go check out the flag it's great so they say if it's got such a great flag it must be a cool place i talk then someone says oh it's the science museum so they go check out the museum and have a great time when they get home bob's wife asked how the conference was they say it was fine but unexpectedly the highlight was discovering that museum it was fascinating we really learned a lot earl says yeah we wouldn't have noticed it if we were too busy
Starting point is 00:57:03 driving but there was this cool flag that got her attention we wouldn't have gotten to experience is the main attraction. I see where this is going. Wow. The takeaway, here's the takeaway, your tits, your ass,
Starting point is 00:57:16 or your flag, they are not just decor, they're there for a reason. Men become interested, curious, attracted, and aroused almost entirely
Starting point is 00:57:27 on visual stimulus alone. Wow. I mean, as a guy. A fable that would put Aesop himself to shame. Aesop would change his name to Eric.
Starting point is 00:57:37 How often are you and the fellas is not just driving around and end up in a science museum. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a pretty cool flag. Pull over, I gotta see what this flag's all about. If I see a cool flag, I'm going in. His questions are, why do porn directors obviously avoid
Starting point is 00:57:56 shooting the regular cowgirl position from the front angle, facing the performer on top? They're afraid. Great question. And then, how do I go about joining the USA GSA? What is that? What is that? United States Association of Gay Straight Alliance, maybe?
Starting point is 00:58:11 Oh, Gang Stalking Association. Anti-gang stalking. Wow. What the hell? Enough is enough. Oh, they're gang stalking him. I always feel bad reading about it on our podcast because it does feel like we are gang stalking him. But that is very funny.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Well, when you play the game. Here's the thing about gang stalking. imagine three guys and they're driving to a conference okay i'm listening i'm listening i'm hooked i'm hooked okay i'm gonna do another question here why do people deny that boobs and butts are bigger because of sexual activity when they are respecting just those girls why is everyone so obsessed confused and goes mad about this why all the lies and noise there we go and now we're gonna do it i'm glad we got to this one it's time to address the lies and noise i'm so sick of the lies in the media so this is someone who is uh they're offering that butt is bigger
Starting point is 00:59:09 when given sexual attention i don't know if that is what they're saying so if you smack it it's bigger why do people boobs and butts are excuse me boobs are bigger because of sexual activity and people are denying that right when they are respecting just those girls i really like this uh related question what does a girl's butt feel like okay okay we can't honesty for once uh vicky pressed says because it's total bollocks if you have the slightest understanding about the human body and the tissue of which breasts and butt are made of you know that putting a penis in a vagina has absolutely fuck all effect on them unless you knock someone up the hilarious thing is that you are putting across a point that
Starting point is 00:59:57 you believe is lies and noise despite the fact that you don't have the first clue about what you are talking about and haven't done any research to attempt to prove or disprove your point in short op you've made yourself look like a bit of a div what's a div what's a div a diversion from the truth i don't know what a div is is that a britishism it we're definitely getting pilloried in the comments right now by our uh anglo listeners but yeah that's okay i just feel A foolish, stupid, or incompetent person. British slang. A divvy.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Oh, great. So that was in the Quora comments. She says it would be weird if she said moron because she's British. Or English, sorry. Thank you, Vicky. But anyway, she says no. I would like to see someone who says yes. She has 50,000 followers on Quora.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Vicky's a full-time lesbian. Full-time lesbian. It's a living. Sign me up. clocking in clocking out the lesbian industry is falling apart it's very hard to get a job right now any other answers uh anonymous says the fuck you serious dude you actually think certain parts of your body get bigger because of having sex what sort of previously unknown laws of physiology and biochemistry can you share at the thousand research labs and medical schools
Starting point is 01:01:14 is that a you think that this is like a thousands of research labs are looking up if your butt gets bigger if you have sex yeah that's where the money is a kitty bound actually has a pretty good point which is exhibit a i had boobs long before i had sex not much but i had them exhibit b after 30 years of constant sexual activity which resulted in two children a reputation as the loud one oh kitty my boobs are no bigger than they were before i had sex my butt is slightly bigger due to the widening of my hips during childbirth but not enough to affect pant size conclusion those who believe breast and buttock size correlate with sexual activity
Starting point is 01:01:50 are delusional. She didn't want to answer the question. She just wanted to slide in there that she's constantly having sex. Loud sex. The loud one. Well, you could pay her at Kitty Bound on Cash App. She's in the space A Cat Among
Starting point is 01:02:06 Men. Oh, how have we not been there before? Save it. Ethical BDSM. Thank God. Husbands and wives and a passionate pantheon. What is a cat among men? A cat among men. Is it just Kitty's space?
Starting point is 01:02:22 It might just be Kitty's space. Yeah, I think it's just her space to post stuff about whatever she's thinking about. This is why they call her the loud one because she's always letting her opinions known out on a cat among men. Right, right, right. Okay, well, that's that.
Starting point is 01:02:37 And that's that. I learned a lot. Yeah, it's boob week. do you want to do a quick uh listener question alex yeah sure go ahead and put that in uh every week we do listener questions for our famous segment is that okay is that okay if you have a quora style question please write into quarators at gmail.com we would love to answer them try to keep it short please let's see what we got i'm just clicking a random i'm trying to go for something old because i feel like we always just do whatever the newest one is that is often what
Starting point is 01:03:13 we end up doing um okay i'm clicking on this guy hi creators this is from your one and only fan in the philippines if you saw an amount of money under a parked car that wasn't your car what's the minimum amount it would have to be for you to go down on the ground and tried to reach it. Thanks. Okay. The music here is great. Doing a huge boost to the quality of the post
Starting point is 01:03:44 with this dramatic music. And I'm normally against these extra flares, but that was good. I'll give you that one. It was like he's watching North by Northwest or something. Maybe he was while doing it. I got to say, too. It hooked me.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Whatever he was doing, God bless. Amazing stuff. also a very poignant question because i've definitely done this before uh to get down on the ground under a car that is not my car for money five dollars i'm gonna say like i've done this for one dollar i've gotten 20 out of it it's gotta be paper i think is what it has to be for me it's gonna be paper and then not have something wrong with it if there's like a poop on it or something i'm probably not gonna touch it unless it's like again above 20 i'll probably just clean that off it's okay even if it was like a sacagawea dollar yeah i wouldn't be able to the clock what
Starting point is 01:04:37 that is you know because i'd be like is it is that like a chucky cheese token like i don't need to find out um but yeah i would say honestly a dollar just to have as cash again if it's like wet then i'm probably gonna pass if it's maybe a wet 10 or 20 i might think about it uh but yeah i I think the paper line is the threshold for me. I mean, hard money is just a different question because why do we have that? Why do we need that now? Physical money.
Starting point is 01:05:09 I mean, like the coins. Oh, yeah. Coins. Although if you're in Canada, sometimes the coins are worth more. Really? Or other places. Loonies and toonies.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Loonies and toonies, Jeremy. What the fuck? Ever read a book? Jeremy, you're so young. It's crazy. You have much to learn, my friend. He's 19 years old. Well, I'm just happy we have Filipino listeners.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Listener, singular, apparently. Yeah, we just have one. He says he's the only one. I don't know. I think we could probably get some on some army bases. You think there's a lot of military men listening to quarreters in their off time? There's a lot of people holding guns listening to this podcast. Most people listening to quarreters are holding guns.
Starting point is 01:05:49 There's very few points to get at someone other than themselves. Yeah, shaking. Well, thank you for writing in. happy to answer your questions of course please Quarriors at gmail.com and that's going to be the show for today it's been boob week Joe thank you so much
Starting point is 01:06:06 for coming on the program it's been a pleasure to have you well thanks for having me guys this was a blast so fun where could our listeners find you at home and abroad you know you can follow me at Joe Kwa J-O-E-K-W-A on Instagram and TikTok
Starting point is 01:06:21 and yeah if you if you like this hearing me talk I have a podcast about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame called Who Cares About the Rock Hall the inductees are about to be announced so this is a good time to check in with that and I also have a movie
Starting point is 01:06:39 called American Comic that is doing the festival rounds right now so if you follow me on my stuff you'll see when that's happening and of course I host a weekly show at the UCB Annex in Los Angeles 8pm on Tuesdays with Claire It's true.
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