Quorators - Boys Chat

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:  Do steroids make you gay? Why does my penis shrink on meth and make me want to wear panties and yoga pants to show off my tiny little bulge? I am not a good boy. Why? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Wow, I love the troubleshoot. It's the opposite of a fortune. Now let's all read Alex's texts. No, don't read my texts. They're about going to museums and other classy places. That's exciting. That's right, I'm actually very sophisticated, no matter what the media says.

Stupid Alex at it again. There's a lot of journalists I'm going to kill. that's right coming through on the ones and twos it's another week of quarators america's premiere quora based podcast with alex claire and jeremy hello how's it going hello hello um we're back and this week we've decided to go on quora.com so this is going to be somewhat of a landmark episode for the show uh if you are listening in please do not interfere with the natural quora denizens they are very uh gentle uh as a people and you will hurt them with your strong hands leave that to the professionals here on the show now we have an interesting

topic this week and i was just going through the doc we have a document on google.com on google a google.com and i pulled this up um we are of course working directly for the google corporation and um i found organically there were a lot of somewhat testosterone based and male driven questions now we've added claire to the show before this was somewhat of kind of like a boy's house every week the fourth claire episode we're like all right back to just do a boy episode oh baby i thought that was gonna be boys in the house no all right well that's a damn shame All right. Same color as Oh Baby.

That's a note for myself. But the thing is, these are questions that have to be answered, and they demand respect. So we are going to dive in headfirst and see where we end up there. Do you think boys ask more questions than girls? Similar to how Quora is the questions website, boys are the questions gender. I can see that, yeah. I can see that. they certainly don't have all the answers claire they really don't

a little bit of ally humor you're welcome women for saying that now at the top here though uh this is only tangentially related to boys chat which is the theme of the week but i uh you found this space sure roughly one year ago and you said alex this is too dangerous for us to cover on the program but we left it in the dock we're getting too close to the truth and now that we're doing one chorus bass every week i just felt like we have to dive in here and this taps into the raw unbridled power of boys okay so let's pull that up with the space of the week space of the week

the ending really is long every time you gotta play out the full thing this week's space is meth confessions cool this is a space where boys presumably go to send pictures of meth to each other okay and talk about how stoked they are to do meth have we not done this before i guess we haven't meth confessions i do like this uh banner photo yes uh it's the kind of photos someone might take if they were for say on crystal meth you guys ever do meth no i'm an alcoholic but uh same as such i can really enjoy when i and i like this the same way when people have like beer spaces and they're just sending each other pictures of beer where it's just like you are all drug addicts and even just looking at a picture of the thing just gets you freaking going yeah i feel like meth is

that just my life went a little too well growing up my parents were too nice sure from what i remember breaking bad that is kind of where it's coming from um what's fun about the math space in particular i think we went on a meth reddit okay maybe what you're thinking of and there are differences here uh you have so much more va va voom once you do this stuff that it lets you post more than ever so click on some of these photos okay should we look at this these are all blurred out i imagine they're just pictures of that's what meth looks like yeah it's this is bags and bags of meth it's just like little crystals it sounds fun to make crystal meth that looks like a lego these look like legos now these are bars i don't know how you consume the bars compared to a

crystal presumably not by smoking black tar most people are just posting pictures of of their meth oh oh i sent you a good link to a meth one tina smokers did you know that they call it tina No. I do think that comes up in Breaking Bad for like a second. Okay, so this is what you sent me, Alex. You're dating Tina? Okay, so this is a question that says, where are you all? And then there's an AI art of a zebra smoking meth with two pizza slices that are smiling and have bow ties.

There's also a taco with a little hat, cheeseburgers flying. And there's a second zebra looking on as if to say, what happened to you, man? And then there's sort of like a lettuce, mostly lettuce hamburger with no top bun that has one eye. But why is the zebra smoking meth has a little flame like it's like a birthday candle? He's on fire. I think because his passion for the meth is a flame that drives him. So the question again, of course, is where are you all? And someone says Los Angeles, California and horny.

And horny. For real. Does meth make you horny? Meth? I feel like it's one of those ones where your penis stops working if you do it too much. No, don't people have sex for hours on meth? Yeah, that's why they do it. Oh, whoa.

I got to try this thing. They just keep going. JTWeb says, me and my husband thought it was fun sitting on the beach fucked up, and you got a zebra smoking a bubble. Not fair, LOL. JTWeb, go off. The thing about the Quora Metspace compared to the Reddit Metspace is you got everyone's fucking addresses on all the posts.

so crazy. And their whole livelihoods. So this guy JT Webb who lives in Daytona Beach Florida is eye on meth. Doing what I do just doing it 200 miles per hour now. That is a great Quora bio for a crystal meth lover.

Now this isn't the space of the week but he is a member of the space. The real woman where you at? Oh this is interesting though because the real woman where you at? And we have left the crystal bath one is a kind of like a form to talk about mental illness and then jt webb just like where are you no i mean that's the name of it i thought you were party girls the banner is i identify as a danger my pronouns are marry me scary me i can't i wish we could we can't see

either says marry me or scary me this is i think megan webb's thing this is what you say instead Instead of she, her to Megan, you say scary and me. So she also lives in Daytona Beach. So this might be like someone that JT knows in real life. It's the same last name. Husband and wife team. But he did say he has a husband. Maybe that was Megan posting on JT's account.

Megan accidentally logged into JT's account. You ever get so fucked up you post on your husband's account? Yeah, dude, that's messed up. Quora is made for meth users. Meth husband-wife duos. Meth partners. She says, be real or kindly sit down. Sugarcoating is for babies.

Hey. Fun going and bluntly honest, so be careful with what you ask. Kindly be respectful of the fact that I'm married. Happily married and have no time for anything other than my husband and our happiness. And I guess meth. Okay. And meth. She says, he calls the shots, and I gladly allow him to do so.

He gives me meth. This is in the profile. Yeah. All right. Well, we won't message her then, I guess. It's kind of the way Jeremy controls his wife. It's like a real Megan JT Webb situation. Well, when it comes to my wife and I, I'm the one who has the meth.

That's kind of true. It's like the conch shell of our relationship. I say, who has the meth? You click on Claire, not Claire O'Kane's profile, but it is just a picture of Jeremy with a gun. And then no posts. That's right. Wow. Well, I've learned a lot about meth today. Can we read some of the

questions on the meth one before we move on here? Yeah, let's go back to meth. I wanted to show you the zebra picture, but I would like to know the discourse going on on the meth, because there's like 30,000 users on here. There's a lot of people. I'll follow it. Is it normal to salivate while being spun?

Oh, okay. I've never been spun, so I couldn't really answer that. Probably. There's one answer on it. Do you want to see what it says? Depends on what you're spinning on.