Quorators - Bullying w/ Josh Boerman

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why does bullying make me feel great? My 13-year-old daughter smells like fish. How do I confront her? Narcissist: "I'm important. Recognise me! 😠" Psychopath: "Other people's feelings don't matter to me. 😑" At a dinner party, how would a narcissist react if the psychopath showed ZERO interest in their life, achievements or status? --- Listen to Josh's show @ worstpossible.world Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators Get even more Quorators @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

All right, now I'm recording. Now we're alive. All right, nice. Chopin it up again on the pod. Ready to blast. You boys ever stank? Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

Why, do you feel stinky? Yeah, I do. I rode to my bike here. Well, you did that a few hours ago. Sure. Three hours ago. And so the stinks had time to stink in. I don't know.

The last time I recorded with you, you had actual diarrhea. So, like, we're doing better. Did diarrhea? Yeah. Remember that? You don't remember when Alex had diarrhea? You know, it happened? so much.

It doesn't happen. It's hard to remember. He's lying for clout. Trying to impress all our listeners with how much he smells my diarrhea. People keep saying that I'm the hot one on the podcast. Oh, yeah. And that Alex is the diarrhea one.

Well, by contrast, because of all the poop, I guess that would make you hot. Because you're cleaner. Yeah, I have a clean butthole is what it is. Viking is hard and it makes me poop. Liquid. It's like my classic thing. People who always go up to me, they go,

show me the butt hole. That's right. Because they know it's clean is the thing. Buddy, I hear your hole is squeaky clean. It's squeaky. Like a damn whistle. Whenever I wipe,

it goes like, B. Jeremy's fresh, though. He's straight out of the box. That's great. And the box is my mom's vagina. Nice. Nice.

Alex, Holt check. How are we doing? Really good. Hold check. I don't want to talk about it. I'm just going to hit the button and we're going to

Start all over. Welcome back to quaraders, lover. It's another week. Very pressing announcement here at the top of the show. Claire is on vacation. She's on vacay. She is not here today. Do not sit around looking for Claire.

She'll be here Thursday. If you need your Claire this week, if you need your Claire fix, you better be paying us $5 on Patreon.com. Slash Quaraders, because guess what? That's where she is. You better give me the money for two-thirds of the cup of ice coffee in New York City. Yeah, how much did you pay for that? I don't want to talk about that. Well, it's hard to say also because he did get a big muffin. True.

I also got the muffin, and I don't know which one was more expensive, but that's not important. What's important is that I'm ready now. I don't know if this is doxing myself, but I live next to a very expensive coffee shop in Brubon. What's the address for that? I'll never say. But I'm sure you could figure it out. Right. On account of there's only one or two.

Right. I'm sure you can put it together. But as a replacement for our darling Claire, returning to the show, her arch enemy, the world famous podcaster from the worst of all possible world's Josh Boerman. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Thank you for. Josh. But Borrman. You can just say Borrman. It's just Borerman. The Dutch way, did I tell you guys about the time that I, I feel like I might have said this that I was at a bar and the bartender was like a black woman from South Africa.

Okay. And she thought that I was an actual bore. And so she looked at my card and she was like, Boerman, huh? I was like, no. No. I did not choose this name. I am not a pig.

Apologies if I did tell this story before. It was just a, it was a striking experience for me, you know? She thought you were Elon Musk. She thought I was Elon Musk and I had to tell her, no, I'm just, I'm just a normal style. which isn't much better. I'm a regular American man. That's right. I'd like to bring discrimination back to South Africa.

The diamonds I have are conflict-free. That's right. That's true. I made them in a Chinese lab. Right. Tanking the market. I'm a good American. There's only one apartheid state that I support.

Right. Hell yeah, brother. Monetarily. The state of Israel. Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah. Not spree. Gilling.

When I was a kid in Hebrew school, I very distantly remember them saying it's called the state of Israel because it's the size of New Jersey. Isn't that weird? That's not why. I don't think it's just as a linguistics expert on the show. It is not called that because it's the size of New Jersey. These are the sort of lies I was told as a young Jewish boy. And again, of course, at any second, everyone you know wants to kill you.

They want to do another Holocaust. Do not trust your goy friends. That's what they would basically say to us. We must restore greater New Jersey. And they'd say people are going to come for Amy Schumer and you better hide her. But also like just the internal logic of the thing, the size of states confuses me? Because it's like, does that mean that like each foreign nation is called the state of whatever? Because it's like, nobody says that though.

Nobody's like, oh, the state of France. That's true. That's why like Russia and China, they're not really states because they're too big to be the size of one of our states. Exactly, exactly. And it's a big place. Whereas the state of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is approximately the size of the state of Michigan. Roughly New Jersey style. No, it's Michigan.

That's what makes it a real state, by the way. Interesting. The state of France is maybe like the same size as Texas. So that's why. Is it really? France is that big? I think so. It's the big European country, so I think so.

It's up there. I don't think it's as big as Texas. Their whole landmass man. The thing about Texas, you have to understand, is that everything there is big. True. Everything's big gur. Even the boots. That's right.

Even the rattlers. Remember the Alamo? Let's not talk about that today. What we should talk about today is the weather in New York City. It's the weather. It's the weather report. We need a sound for that. We absolutely do.

But I will just cut one a cappella right now. I am black. I am gay. I am disabled. I am giving the weather in New York City. I am a weather man. Today, as you might notice from looking at Josh's outfit, it starts out a little bit brisk,

but then it turns regular summer camp. Yeah, I fucking blew it this morning, dude. Do not do what he did and put on full fall clothes and then go outside and surprise it's 80. You're going to regret that. No, I put on my fucking Steve Jobs fit. It's still the, you do look like an executive today. Like a Gen Z executive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I am a zoomer, so, you know, famously. You're young. I'm famously 28 years old. Your brain is rotted by social media. A few years ago, I submitted an S&L tape, and one of the characters I did was mayor of Gotham City, and it was just me going,

I am white, I am black, I'm a riddler. Oh, that is good. I'm a clown who was dropped in acid. Get the job for some reason. It doesn't seem like it's going to fly well at that specific room. What does? That's a great question. If I knew that, I'd be on Lorne's lap right now.

Yes, he wouldn't. He'd be petting your little head. He'd be petting my head because I'd be his little dummy. This is a social media campaign. Go out there and go on X.com, the everything app and tweet. Hashtag get Jeremy Kaplowitz on SNL. You know what? I actually have a song about this.

Oh, yeah? Because I want to be the next SNL cast member. Someone's buzzing my door really long. I assume that was part of the song. I don't think it's going to come up on the podcast, but you can hear it for us. Package. I did just want to acknowledge, though, that here's why you should be a contender. Should I open the door?

He should probably get the door. Jeremy's package is here for us. Can't wait to open it and get my thing. I love my packages. Oh, everybody loves to get a package in the mail. It's a thing delightful without fail. And now Jeremy's going to get it from the guy. look at him go, look at him go,

he's running around the room. I have a big update, by the way, for the podcast that I don't think I've said yet. Is it about the buzzer? It is kind of about that. Are you waiting to put your headphones back on so you have to get up and sign it, and it's like a different song?

What? When the guy, he's going to come up, right? He's going to come up. Oh, no, it's a fucking Amazon package. Are you putting him on the show? They're trying to get into the building. Oh, so it's not for you. It's for somebody else?

I don't know. I don't fucking, though. Someone presses the buzzer. I press them in. If you want to come to my house and kill me, it's very easy to do. I have an announcement to make. This is the third time I think this has happened on this podcast.

I've complained, oh, are we too loud? Are we too loud in my apartment yelling about calming and mouths and all these things? My downstairs neighbor, who I worry that we are ruining his life, has moved out.

Okay. A new one is coming in. I know neighbor! I think this is the third or fourth one since we've started podcasting. I have the exact same worry about my downstairs neighbor. Well, you guys are at least yelling about, like, media. Well, but I guessed on a lot of podcasts, too. And you never know what I'm going to be yelling about.

Tonight I'm going to be yelling about Bill Maher again. Last week, Alex literally was yelling about how the reward is when the cum is in your mouth. Right. Sure. When the hot cum goes down your throat. I mean, that bothers you. Get a job. I agree.

You don't need to be here to middle of the day. You know, Wednesday, like a bunch of podcasters. That's true. Nobody wants to work anymore. You want to work from home? Guess what? I'm going to read you Quora. Jesus.

What is the theme this week? Get a goddamn job. Alex, what's the theme this week? The theme this week is bullying. Oh, that's great. Oh, shit. A rat. That's a guy's bullying a rat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, we're all three bulls. Right. I didn't consider that angle on it. Intentive listeners would know. So we tend to bully the cuck in our lives. Absolutely. While we make love to their partner.

I also didn't realize we just had our email open up this whole time. That's right. I don't know there's anything on there, though. Whatever. You just don't need to show them that. But what we could go do is... Josh could be reading our emails. Before we do anything, I almost forgot about this because I've been so thrown around by packages

and by weather reports and everything going on in the room. Did we say the weather? hot out. I said it's fucking hot out. It's fucking hot out. It was very helpful. We talked about my shirt. We talked about my shirt. Yeah. Okay. Just taking sure. What we need to do is ask our recurring guests, our new and exciting question. Okay. Which is, of course, his question, the question

of his life. Okay. Questions. The question of your life. Josh, what's the question of your life? This is, of course, a question that has you've been asking for, I don't know how I'll do it, 55 years or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm 53 years old. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm 27 years old.

I hope you don't know. This could be the year that you die. I could be a real Dan Ninen and just like genuinely pretend to be 10 years younger than I actually am. That'd be kind of funny. To let you in on this very old media, social media phenomenon is a comedian who is easily 40-something years old and would say like, hey, I'm 25. He said he'd always claim to be exactly 10 years younger than he really was. That was his thing.

That's smart. Eleven, they're going to know. Yeah. But he got away with it and he'd always record a video on a plane saying I'm so young and successful. Right, right, right. Josh, what is the question of your life? Well, this is, this is what's really unfortunate is you had even tipped me off earlier

to this question of what is the question of my life. Yeah. I revealed my hand. And I can't, I can't think of one. And this makes me feel like I'm a bad guest. It could be literally any question. And we're going to ask it to Quora. Okay.

Let's ask what compels somebody to purchase a C-DU. Okay, that's a great question. And I think it wraps up your entire life. I could answer it really easily, too. They're fun. Have you been on a C-D-D-O? I have, yeah. I mean, they're great.

But I'm too afraid of them. There's no, there's one L. There's one-O-N compels, yeah. And actually, C-D-D-D. It's like that, but it's a brand name. So it's S-E-A-Space, D-O-O-O. Okay, and S and D-R-C-C-C-C-A. Like scrappy dew.

It is much like that, yeah. Okay. Okay. What compels someone to purchase a C-Dew? This seems fun. Oh, yeah, actually, I think it is hyphenation. It's like Spider-Man. Ever on Quarader's history, I will use the suggestion that Quora has given us, probably by some AI that has sucked our planet's water dry.

Should we tag a responsive consumer? Sailor Dan has 220 answers in voters. Let's ask Sailor Dan. Let's get Mary Krupp. in there. I think these are all people we follow. Let's see, who else? Euphoria. That's a great TV show. He's wondering if he should be compelled

to buy one. Yeah. Do you do you not want to buy one, Josh? I mean, I always would like to buy one. What is the compulsion there? But I think for me, I'm not compelled. Like, I would like to, but I'm not compelled.

Interesting. A nuanced question of your life. Exactly. This is not one of the big questions, but, you know, I was under the gun and I had to say the first thing that popped into my head. Right. I just recently watched the 2006 Michael Mann Miami Vice. Yo, that movie rules. And in that film, they're always doing transpose on the Go Fast Boes.

Yes. And so one thing that might compel you to purchase and the maneuver around on the C-Doo is trafficking hard drugs. Is that not good? Oh, yeah. That's such a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, although, would you do it on C-Doo?

Because I feel like C-Doo doesn't really have a lot of storage space. For Josh, it's more of a C-Don't. True. I hear what you're saying, but I don't agree. You can put, I think there's a room under the seat. There is. There's enough to really get some real chocked-up brick down there. For you to chop it up on the Miami-Wa-Wing-in-V-Barski-E.

My C-Doo. My C-Doo is fully bricked up. Yeah, your C-Doo bricked up. This is, you know, this is the question of my life I'm realizing. Because for some reason, I have been spending more time lately looking at sea dues. Okay. Great.

Podcast is going well. I'm not saying you're doing, your show is really drinking up. There's no world in which I could afford. There is no world in which I could afford to purchase and also dock a sea do. There's no goddamn way. You got to drive so fast that the water makes your seed do pretty much vertical as it goes. Yeah.

Yeah. Can I interrupt real quick and say that there's also a question for you, which I assume is Alex. and this is maybe the question of your life. Do you honestly treat women as equals? 100%. Nice. Nice, dude. That's awesome.

That's so sick. Pound it. Double pounds. Hey, I think they hold up half the sky. Been saying this. Okay, let's do Space of the Week. We're going to leave a podcast. And again, today's theme is bullying.

The Space of the Week only loosely tied into that. Great. Every week we go on a different group page on Quarro, which is a space. That's our Space of the Week. Space of the Week. This is straight talking truth. Oh shit. This is a regular Bill Maher situation.

This is pretty much like we are in Bill Maher's studio. Real talk. This is a place where people come to talk. Finally, a place for real talk. Ask those questions that you just want someone to give it to you straight. 411 contributors, 9.2K followers. The Avi is the painting The Scream. Yeah, Edward Munches the scream.

What does this have to do with straight talking truth? Is that the face you make? That's what they make. When you're confronted with the truth, you go, yeah. Like that. Again, my neighbor has moved out. New one incoming.

This is the biggest green flag to yell as much as I want that, because there's no neighbor anymore. That's the green flag of it. It's the green flag. Green meaning go, flag meaning, I'm waving the flag. Go ahead. So this is. Now, bullies speak straight to this.

Yeah. Toots. The description of the group is just give it straight. Details, give it straight. And other spaces you might like include Impusive Behavior exclamation point, which is 32,000. Yeah, and is British. Yeah, British abusive behavior with the U.

English spotted. We see you. We see you and it's the you. Okay, we're on the questions for the space here. They're on state strong and twos. And the new rule, how long do rebound relationships last before it turns into a real relationship? Give me the straight truth. Be honest.

Do men still want serious relationships or just vibes? No answers to that one. I think men need to decide. Why should I love if you are playing a game or lying to me? There's one answer to that. I'm kind of curious. Why should I love if you are playing a game or lying to me? Now, Auntie Mabe has written a letter.

Oh, fuck. Yes. What is going on here? Read it. Good night. Before we start a 10 out of 10 intro to a post-office. Good night, associate. Cheating is fundamentally incompatible with love.

True love and infidelity are mutually exclusive. Furthermore, while loyalty is a form of obedience, it does not constitute genuine love unless it aligns with the divine standard set by Yahweh slash Jehovah. Quit it a nap. Many people mistake intense attraction or lusk. Which is in quotes. Lustk is in quotes. Lusk infatuation for authentic love,

because humanity has lost the true meaning of the concept. The Bible, specifically in 1st Corinthians 1313, defines love as the greatest virtue, characterized by patience and kindness, surpassing both faith and hope. This failure to grasp true love originated before our birth when Adam and Eve defied Jehovah.

Consequently, humanity struggles to find clarity about love, having lost its genuine presence long ago. The good news of love of the Bible is available. Yet many refuse to pursue the knowledge required to understand and practice genuine love. As a result, love is rarely demonstrated among people. And for many, reality is dominated by sex and deception.

With appreciation, comma. The end. Auntie ma be. But it doesn't say with appreciation. It just says with appreciation comma, that's the end of the post. So many people are ruined by Lusk. I agree that they are brought into the devil's grasp. What was the question again?

Why should I love if you are playing a game or lie to me? I feel like this doesn't answer the question. It's so much more cogent than you would guess based on the opening of Greetings Associate, though. We read her description. It was like way more understandable than I thought it was going to be. So, Antima Bay lives in Texas. It's crazy.

You pronounce the U was Antimai Bay. I know we do this every week. Oh, Auntie Ma Bay. That is an Auntie Ma Bay. Or if we're just ignoring the you and it's a silent you. I guess so I don't know I'd like for you to be silent

Get him Matt Get him get him Get him Get him His ass I gave you all of the All of the ingredients To get me with that

Sister Antimabe is a profoundly Wise and genuinely Compassionate woman I'm doing the fucking Soy Point here Do it into the camera Uh Uh

camera your camera Oh yeah Uh Because it's 5 point 0.8K answers. Uh-huh. This is a prolific anti-slash-ante.

This is like TV. Not that much for Quora. Really? Yeah, people get into the double-digit. Either do questions or you do the answers. It's the two-Janets. Sure, sure, sure. She only has two questions.

Yeah, she's a question. She's an answer. But sorry, go on. She demonstrates qualities of love, respect, understanding, and dynamism. She places a significantly higher value on wisdom than on material wealth and comprehends the vital importance of purpose,

recognizing that no promise is guaranteed to any individual. That is wise. Honey. She excels as a conversationalist, committing daily to personal development rather than focusing on external matters. I also excel as a conversationalist. And that's the end of her bio.

Also... She somehow put it in a gray box. I don't know how she did that. I don't know how she did that and it's scaring me. Let's see what her two questions are. Why do imperfect humans slash sinners complain about bad occurrences when bad has to occur in this kingdom? Good question. Why do imperfect humans prefer not to face the truth

concerning labeling African-American killings BLM instead of labeling violence slash murder ALM, all life matters. Truth nuke. This is, this is really something. This is. These are the kinds of questions you would think a woman in Texas is asking. I cannot figure out what this means. I think, I think she Anti-Mabay is saying all life. Anti-Mabay said all lives matter here, I think. I think that's what she's saying. I'm going to go ahead and say people don't label them killings as Black Lives Matter.

Yeah, I feel like I'm having a stroke reading this. You're trying to confuse Jeremy. I don't know what's happening. And he will not be upset. I'm so scared. This is just the, this is just the thing that we kept hearing during the pandemic of like, oh, you say Black Lives Matter? What about everybody else?

Don't you think that all lives matter? No, I understand all lives matter as an idea. I just don't understand the truth concerning labeling black killings BLM instead of labeling. Well, I wish it was what you're saying. I think it's not what you're saying. Is that the truth about this labeling is that all these killings ought to be labeled all lives matter. You know what? I don't think we should be labeling.

I don't like labels. Let's not put labels. No labels, no labels. We're just... Rates the alphabet to put you plus me together. Me is not a letter of the alphabet. Oh, fuck. Hey, are you an angel?

Because you just fell from a building. We're too far afield here. I'm outside of my base of power. Are you from Atlanta? Because you're the only 10 I see. Hey, let's go. These are Alex's slightly wrong pickup lines. This is because of the auntie thing I said, isn't it?

Because you don't want to pronounce it. You said you and me. The phrase is you and I. I never say that. I will say that there's a... I'm married. Antima Bay is in a space called World of Empathy. And I just wanted to say for the record that world of empathy is a great name for a space.

I'm in a world of hurt. It's really good. Oh, as a bully, this really intrigues me. This is the world of empathy space, seeing life through the eyes of empath. There's an AI video. It says you need to... to hear this. Ashtar and Archangel Angel Raphael sing for you. Ashtar and Archangel

Raphael both kind of look like Vigo Mortensen and Lord of the Rings. They got great hair. No, they don't. They don't look like Vigal Mortensen and Lord of the Rings, but they do have good hair. Okay, well, we can meet halfway then. Yeah, yeah, we can. Can I play this? It's fucking, it's just going to be slopped. Josh, you need to hear that. Wait, they're going to actually sing it. I'm Ashtar.

Uncertainty Loss and exhaustion Who's Ashtar? He's the Archangel Raphael's friend. He's the blonde one. Oh my God. He thinks he's cute.

They both look like Henry Cavilled. Okay. Okay, fine. Here's what I'm going to say about this. I really fucking hate AI Slop, but I also love that you can still see the person behind this.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Somebody. Somebody, whoever made this really said, I want to have a video about Ashtar and the Archangel, whatever the fuck, Raphael.

And I want them to sing to me. Can we get... Are they going to sing? Are they, I'm curious about that too. Or is just going to find... Now, this video is 18 minutes long, so we're not watching the whole thing. All right.

I'm skipping ahead to three minutes. Let's see if they sang. Must be recognized from within. I mean, they're not, it's not singing. All right, go to a minute 12. This is so like early 2000s, you know what I mean? What it reminds me of is like spoken word music. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When William Shatner kind of did a Rocket Man by just saying the words. To me, it reminds me of jizz in my pants by Willem the Island. The background beats sounds like jizzed my pants. From across the room, saw Raphael, he was in the words. Angel. By the way, it's me, Ash Tar. I'm skipping to 10 minutes. Yeah. Oh, there we go. There we go.

What's happening, though, this is really breaking. You got to play a little more. You got to play a little more. I'm so happy we found this. AI generated music is so fucking stupid. Can you hit me with the I'm Ash Tar again, though, from the very beginning? That's so fucking funny. I'm going to go back a little bit because I feel like we were at the end of it. I can't imagine the Archangel rocking like this. Yeah.

My God, this sucks. All right, go five minutes later, see if they're still singing. Yeah. I don't even think of what they were saying, Ashtar when we went. No, no, I was saying at the very beginning. I do still want to hear the I am Ashtar. That was really good. Yeah, they're still going.

Yeah, they're doing it. Oh, my God. It's just really long. The lyrics are just really good. Life is still calling. There's like a whole musical. Life is still beating. I'll say it is.

All right. The drums are so hard on this. Oh, my God. This is new tomorrow for us to create. What do you want to hear just the... I just want to hear him say I am Ashtar one more time. Really good. It was really good both times.

Can we get that as a sound or is that kind of late to have an AI button on the... I feel like there shouldn't be an AI button. I think just let Ashtar be what it is. I love this little thing that says AI. This little... No warning. Not really ashtar. Do not do not.

This is Ash talk. His world of empathy just been totally overtaken by AISLop at this point. Like, if we look at the other... Let's see what else they've got here. This is not Donald Trump singing in Chinese. No, this is at only 21 years old, Vivian was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Yeah, this is Slop. This is this is chat GPT slop.

It's not about Vivian? I do think that the way that it's broken... That's Robin Williams. Yeah, it's slop about Robin Williams. This is important for a person to be aware of parent-child attachment. What the fuck? Okay. Your energy is permeable.

It's all just AI shit. Human energy fields are permeable when two people interact, their biofields begin to exchange information. Right. Coherent field influences the environment. A weak field absorbs it. And then it's like a guy and a woman. And there's a beam that's attaching them in the belly. The beam is making me horny.

Yeah, it's pretty hot. There's something about the beam that really gets me going. I don't disagree. My blood is pumping powerfully through my veins. Yeah. So this is, I feel like. this is sort of your standard situation that has happened, not just with horror, but with everything, where what used to be a place where people said anything is just gone now and it's all just...

Right. It's all just Raphael. I'm Ashtar. You used to have Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and World of Empathy. Right. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and AI world of empathy. That is really true. I had... There's another song by Archangel. I don't think we need to listen to this one. I think it's going to be exactly the same. Is this a response? This is Michael.

So that was Raphael. I know. Michael's... Are all the archangels, ninja turtles? Man, this just bums me out. No, the ninja turtles, if anything, are archangels.

Michael. They defend the city. Angel. Uh-huh. Oh, see? The ninja turtles are named after painters. Yeah, I know. Correct, except for Donatella,

who's a sculptor. Yeah. Right. So, if anything, and the painters, probably named after these archangels, so it's the other way around. Let's get out of a world of empathy.

No, no, I don't want Archangel Michael to say his name. No. Say your name. Introduce yourself God damn it. Oh my God.

Say your name. Say your name. If you didn't say it, we wouldn't know. All songs should start with that. Right now, the only songs that start with people saying their name

are these AI Angel songs and anything with DJ Callan. Or Jason Derulo. Or Jason Derulo. I was really not expecting it to actually kick off with him introduce himself again. I am Jason that's so good.

Lincoln Park here. Fuck. What if in the end it didn't even matter? I am Kendrick. He says his name sometimes and sometimes he does little characters. Stay humble. All right, let's do questions I guess.

It's bullying week. It's bullying week. So to the Quoker. Okay, we're here in the devils the hall of the devil and it's the Quoker which is questions for men

we're here in the hall of the devil I'm just tired today I'm tired I think from biking I bike too far and I had shit my pants all day why does bullying

make me feel great it's the power right fellas I too like bullying and it's kind of fun I was sorry, I didn't mean to hit that. But yeah, it's just a thrill of the hunt. Yeah.

I mean, as a bull. As a bull. It's ultimately what I live for. I got my horns up. I've got my horns up after seeing that beam. That's right. That's right. Yeah, there's something about bullying specifically when you know you're right.

Yeah. When you're in an argument with somebody, especially like online and you know for a fact that you're right, it feels really good. I mean, I recently had an opportunity to bully somebody online. You did. Did you take it? Oh, yeah. Take the opportunity.

Well, because it was... Bring them low. Like, do you guys know about Aella, the weird fucking, stinky e-girl? Yes. Who, like, has a lot of fascist friends. For listeners, to be clear, this is a woman whose whole thing is that she's like a libertarian sex worker.

And she does, like, spreadsheets about fucking guys. And, like, insane polls about, like, would you allow somebody to have child pornography? if it was generated ethically or something. Like just these insane hypotheticals. She's breaking boundaries. Yeah.

So she's doing this convention. But until she came up against Josh. That's right. She didn't know what she was dealing with a real bull like me. You're in the bullpen. Yeah, she was doing this weird like fucking convention. She's going to be doing this weird convention. And invited some people to speak at her thing.

Say his name. And one of who. Adam Conover. And also invited. this weird Nazi lady, who is a good friend of hers. And so I informed Adam Conover, among others. And you ruined it for him. And I ruined it for Adam.

And he dropped out. It's only fair because he ruins everything. Yeah. And now it's finally time for Josh to ruin something. So this is sort of like- If you get invited, you could probably ruin Aiella. I guess this is like- You could ruin her pussy.

No, come on. Put it in a chart. Pounding it again. That's what she does. Chart me. That's her whole thing. Where are you going to chart me? You could read all sorts of sprints.

redsheets about how many guys came in her or whatever. You came in a fluffer. But I think that like targeted bullying against weird fascist freaks is actually something that we need to embrace just as a form of praxis. And I also think going one further, that maybe, maybe there has been too much emphasis on targeting dipshit, annoying, like centrist liberal weenies. and not, who suck, to be fair, but I think that more of the focus needs to be on giving these weird fascists what it is that they deserve. That might be a little too heavy for the Quiriter's podcast,

but it's my position. If you were to zoom out here, essentially we're saying is that you should bully people who deserve it, but if you're going to bully people who deserve it less than other people, you should be directing your bullying even more so to the people maximally deserve. I think so. As a form of social control

through your based keyboard. That's exactly what I'm saying. But that does mean that you have to get into the weeds of X.com. Sometimes. Blue Sky, it's mostly just the annoying ways. That's true. That's very true. Well, and you've got to be careful too, right?

Because... If you want to bully someone who you know was born from 1975 to 1990, you go to Blue Sky. That is true. All we have to do is make one joke. It doesn't even have to be bullying, actually. They'll read it as that anyway. Uh-huh.

Yeah. But why does bullying make me feel great? It's because I was able to subject somebody who is under me to my whims. It's the rush of conquest. Exactly. That's what it is. Now, we have some good answers here. The top one from Dead Weight starts with,

red initially as why does bullying make me feel goat? Which would be an interesting question, but it is not the one. They get into like the real thrill of what. Probably the milk that I make. It gives me milk. Are male goat? called bowls? They're rams.

They're rams, right, of course. Right? I don't know. Or is a different thing. A ram is a different thing on the radio and just regret it all week long after. I think a goat is just a goat. It's a goat to goat. What's a lady goat called?

A goatess. Don't ask me that. You think Brian Fury is here this week? Feel my goat. A dough or a nanny goat? A nanny goat. A nanny goat. Right.

Okay. What is a male goat? Well, isn't that fun? I don't know. A fucking billy goat. Oh, I think you're right, actually. I think you're right. I think it is Billy Goat and Nanny Goat.

We're here on the Wikipedia for Goat. Bullying allows a person to engage in Shaden fraud. Shaden Freud. Skaden Freud. Skater boy. Skater boy. She said that. It allows a person to engage in Skater Boy.

It allows you to say see you later, boy. That's right. The pleasure of someone else is suffering. He's not good enough for you. Right. But then he's his superstar Salaman on his guitar. When somebody says see you later, Boy, it does make me suffer.

So that's totally fair. Bye, boy, bye. What I'm Claire was here. I don't know. That would be, we'd get a great riff cooking. I kind of want to check in with her about some of these. Do you think Claire would say, see you later boy to me on account of that she hates me?

Yes. She doesn't like, whenever Josh is here, she's like, I am not coming on the pot. Right, right, right. I will go on vacation with my husband's family. That makes sense.

Claire, in many ways, fills in an Avril Levine-shaped hole in my life. Alex's face blindness. I think they're the same. If you want more Avrilavine in your life, head to patreon.com. Because Claire will be there on there. We're making her watch a Chinese movie.

That's right. Gurlore says, He says, I have dealt with bullies for 20 years. I'm on the receiving end. Oh, brother. For what I've seen, bullies got a kick out of picking on someone else.

The reason could range from trying to hide their own weakness behind someone else's shadow. It's just venting their own frustration on someone. They even show a glimmer of smile, a smile if they succeed. Yes, they do feel good. They do feel good. Just checking in, they do feel good. They're always peeing on me.

Do we think this is about Josh? Excuse me? Well, I'm GER-Lore. And I spend every day at the bottom of a urinal swimming in the stuff. You ever get bullied in school, Alex? Were you bullied as a boy? Kind of. Kind of.

Just because of the way I smell. Did you get big and strong? wrong as a way of getting back at your bullies? I suppose kind of. I was pretty big and strong the entire time before, but it's boy strength. You can just be pretty fat and that makes you strong. True. Put you in a urinal?

No, I didn't get like physically beat up or anything. Just people were kind of mean to me. I feel like. Sorry. Because I would, you know, have diarrhea all the time. Right, right, right. It's a show us the butthole. Hey, butt hole, chat.

You go, no, no. Everybody else, everybody else has a clean hole. Clean, clean, clean. All right, it's Alex's turn. Dirty. He's got poop on it. And they'd call it Schittler's List. They called it that?

That's what they did. Why did they do that? Did they think the movie was called Hitler's List? Yeah. Well, I was in Catholic school, so it was kind of a... They didn't get it. Oscar Schittler. I think you're referencing something we talked about before the podcast.

Oh, that wasn't all the podcast? No. We're talking up Buffett Shindlers list. Never mind then. I think that was actually like a full hour and a half ago. I didn't even say that one then. Okay, well, I don't know. Should I find out who asked this question?

We know it does feel good. Anonymous. It does feel good. I kind of want to read this answer. Expect us. Oh, wow. This person is like giving some real fucking wisdom. This is someone who.

who lives in Australia. Yeah, who says, having read your profile, I have comments, I'm fairly confident that nothing I share will make one bit of difference for you. In case there is a glimmer of authentic appeal in this query, perhaps sitting in silence with several pieces of paper and a few coloured pencils of pens could be insightful.

On one paper, list while you enjoy bullying. On another, note all the upheaval bullying causes those who are subjected to harassment. And on this page, all the upheaval. Use another to list everything that makes you feel happy inside. Then, list upheaval.

Then, record what you think could be enjoyable, even if not yet attempted. Think about younger days when you might have been hurt and list those events. Then consider what created nice thoughts and feelings

without hurting a bullying. You might think of something else I've not mentioned to write. Remember, this is a private activity where honesty is the only way to develop insight and awareness. We can't read this whole thing. We're Australian.

When everything seems to be literally available to read, color code details, one to indicate negative, another neutral, and a third, anything that is helpful. If you have an open mind and heart to truly understand yourself, doing the above could highlight potential answers. Now, the next step is to inhale deeply and consider what, if anything, shall change. I did not inhale. For the sake of all concern, including yourself, I hate you. May you enjoy life, Sands Bullying Tactics, Wishing you very well in all respects. I have a learning disorder.

Only stationery can solve. What? What? I like to write down. Oh, yeah. It's got to be labeled. It's such an autistic response. Yeah, this is just like an excuse to get your markers out.

The thing that this guy is like trying to own him? Make two lists and then color code them and ask yourself. Wow. Look at this group he's in. Alternate reality. All right. I don't want to read this one anymore. Go to a second question.

God damn it. Didn't you like my Australian accent? Your accent was flawless. That's right. Every Australian listener sound off in the comments to let me know how good my Australian accent. This is a question. I'm going to have trouble reading.

You need two different voices like Kendrick. Maybe. What if, there's no answers. How about I'm the narcissist and Alex is the psychopath here? And then Jeremy is the narrator. Narcissist. I'm important.

Recognize me. Psychopath. Other people's feelings. Feelings don't matter to me. Crazy line read on that. I'm a psychopath. Look at the, look at the emojis. Well, but it's a psychopath voice.

No, I, I, I think. Let me take it again. All right. Okay, psychopath. Other people's feelings don't matter to me. Oh, that was also good. At a dinner party, how would a narcissist react if the psychopath showed zero interest in their life, achievements, or status?

Okay. So this is a psychopath and a narcissist are at a dinner party. The narcissist says, I'm important, recognize me. The psychopath says other people's feelings. don't matter to me. And we're trying to figure out how the narcissist would react to that. This is like when Chinese people are stunned because a white boy speaks orders in perfect Chinese.

Exactly. Right. And in this case, the narcissist is Chinese. Yes. Or orders in perfect psychopath? The narcissist is the Chinese one or the psychopath is? Let's not get too caught up in the metaphor. Everybody is Chinese.

Everybody's Chinese. Got it. They're all in China. Right. Okay. He's saying, Nihama, I'm important.

Right. Right. Right. But the other one, people's feeling. matter to him. Right. How would the,

then, I think the narcissist would be like, what? Yeah, he'd probably be like, come on. Huh?

What? Get real. I think he would say, I'm Ashtar. I'm Ashtar. I'm Ashtar. I am Michael. I'm Archangel Raphael.

Well, this is my dinner party. Let's see what Alice Greer has to say here, because she's got, this is a theory. This is a different question. There's no answers to this one. We have to supply the answer.

We have to answer it. Okay. I think, I think, if this is a listener of our podcast, I will find and kill you. Don't say that. I hope that's not what's happening. It's satire, satire. This is a listener to this question. So I think that the narcissist would say, um, uh, you need to respect me.

And then the psychopath would say. Right. Psychopath says, I don't know, Alex, you're the psychopath in this environment. So we can actually just do a little radio play here and Jeremy can type it out. Uh, come right on. That's just me thinking. Other people's feelings don't matter to me. I'm probably thinking like, uh, get his feelings much, I'd say, okay. Okay, great, perfect. And then he'd probably cross his arms like a boss. Right. And then narcissist says, oh! my defenses have been obliterated. And then as the psychopaths say, complete psychopath victory.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're done after this. Yeah, no, I think that that concludes our scene. End of part one. But you should write the end. And post that, and now there's one answer on here. Let's just read this out one more time, just to the full radio drama. I don't need to do that.

I think it's important, okay? So just include the question stuff as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm important. Recognize me. Other people's feelings don't matter to me. Um, you need to respect me.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm thinking, like, uh, feeling as much. For the listener, I did include Alex saying I'm thinking a lot. Well, that really reduces the effectiveness of the play here. Oh, my defense is. been obliterated. Complete psychopath victory.

Great. End of part one. What I'll say at the same time? End of part one. I really wish you didn't put that thinking part. Now this of course was by Mr. Pipes. Hello ladies, jensen, in between us, I'm Mr. Pipes,

the guy who cuts through the smoke and shadows with a sharp eye and a sharper wit. With my trench coat in 1950s detective hat, I keep things cool and collected, always with a pipe in hand. I'm here to observe. to question into stir up conversation, blending a bit of mystery with a dash of old world charm.

He's got an AI-generated cartoon of a guy. I don't feel like... It looks spotted. You know what I mean? I don't feel like you need to have the... There's certainly cartoons that in case of a guy from the 50s. With a pipe, yeah. That doesn't...

Well, they weren't his drawing, though. This is interesting. You said that there are like questioners and answers, whereas this guy is both. His ratio is pretty even. Yeah, he's at 200 answers, 200 questions or so. He's asking really important questions. Like, if you got up from your chair in a fast food restaurant approach me because I was, quote, looking at you and asked, what's the problem? Why are you looking?

And I replied, because my eyes are working, they're looking. Would you de-escalate or get angry? What? I get angry. Jesus Christ, this is insane. We don't need to be on Mr. Pipes, right? I mean, Mr. He's always got a pipe in. hand.

Yeah. You can't mess with somebody like that. Approach me because I was looking at you and said, what's the problem? Why are you looking? Because my eyes are working. They're looking. Yeah, I'd be like, I would get angry. I would also get angry.

That's a fucking, like, bitch-ass thing to see. Yeah, because they're working? Fuck off. Who's de-escalating. I'm like, all right, hey, that's so true. You know what? You got me. I didn't realize that that's why.

Oh. I think actually in real world circumstances, de-escalation is the default for almost any situation because it's, just way cleaner to get away from whatever's bothering to do than to try to bring it to justice, even if it's Mr. Pipes here, like this is an escalation. Mr. Pipes here, have a drag from me, pipe. Can we please just read his other question here? Black people were once forced onto auction blocks and sold to the highest bidder, usually to wealthy white men.

That's a fact. That happened. So that happened. Yet today, some people are offended by black athletes choosing to bend a knee in protest. Have we really come this far? Now, you might think this question was written in 2016 when everyone was mad at Colin Kaepernick. Right. But no, this was actually...

Last week. Five days ago. August 21st. It's kind of a new question for a new day. And he's asking about the Bengal famine because he's British. Great. Okay, let's move on. All right.

Well, I guess we know that Mr. Pipes is woke. I guess so. Question mark. And shout out to Mr. Pipes. Let's go to Kulosophy. Yeah. Imagine 200 victims of bullying are chosen to build a brand new town where every essential service is provided by its residents. Would their shared experiences lead to harmony?

Or would there still be problems? If so, what could go horribly wrong? Thinky emoji? Would anything bad happen in Dorktown? I think if I have to answer this one, like earnestly, I would say that the fact that they're victims of bullying doesn't actually do anything. That means literally nothing as regards provision of essential services. Well, you know that they're poindexters. Not necessarily.

A good chunk of them would be in 200 victims, unless they're all taken outside of a point-dexter context. Well, what if they've been bullied for good reasons? Okay. All 200 of them? Well, some of the 200 of them. Bullying is exclusively a justice tool. No, that's not. No, come on.

This is 200 victims of bullying. What I'm saying. On average, bullying is usually just happening to a guy who smells weird. because he poops himself by accident all the time. Sure, sure, sure. And he can be in charge of the waste management. Okay, fine, Alex. What do you think would happen?

I think it'd be a perfect town. Yeah, I sort of think of like a bully as an essential part of your being. You know what I mean? Like, once you're a bully, it's something you do. It's something you are. Right. But not so for victim of bullying. You think victim of bullying?

No, I think that is as well. It is. Okay. That's not just for. To your soul. is that you're a victim of bullying. When Adam and Eve ate of the Lord's fruit, they were then bullied by the Lord out of the Garden of Eden.

I'm going to argue, actually, that if you are, if you're talking about a true bully, I agree with you that that is something that is just fundamentally part of your character. But I think that being a victim of bullying is in more cases than not circumstantial. That's where you're wrong. I feel like you're bullying right now.

And if you're not careful, you'll end up in this town. I would love to go to Victims of Bullying. Welcome to Victim Town. You visit and everyone's like, uh, uh, uh. And here's the mayor. Don't hit me. Please don't. Don't hit me.

Everybody's hair is all wet from the toilet. I already pulled my underwear out of my pants, so don't try to. Look, I want to make something very clear. We're the first town with no lockers. My hole is not clean, and it's not going to be. Clip that. It doesn't have to be clean in victim town. Finally, where the roads are paved gold,

and your butthole doesn't have to be clean of diarrhea. Should we read Novaprism? Yes. Nova Prysm speaking. What is their icon? This isn't Quora Plus. This has no upvotes on it either. Oh, this is an AI.

AI profile. It's not even a real girl. Bo! Bo! You're run by Quora. I won't read you. Oh my God. I won't read you.

It's way too fucking long, which is how you know that. It's showing the Stanford Prison Experiment at the bottom. The fucking AI. Fuck off. Fuck off. I'm block it. You in that experiment, Nova PRISM. Block.

Get out of here. You are blocked. If you're going to be an AI, you at least need to tell me that your name is Michael. I am Ashtar. I am Ashtar. Do you think Ashtar bullies Nova Prism? Yeah. Rob Roy says, mate.

You can. put two people together that have been raised to believe the greatest sin is to be a bully, and eventually they will argue a fight. What could go wrong, you ask? Just putting them together. And that was from Michael Kane. I like a Margaret Croston Bowler here, who is a disabled old-age pensioner who says, well, of course there will still be problems. Human nature, being what it is, there's always going to be those who want more than their share and will feel themselves superior to others. What you're describing in your question is communism in its proper, true form.

We know how that went in Russia. I did not see that one coming. Do you think of the Soviet Union as a nation of bullied victims? It's kind of a place where victims could go after they had to, you know, eat their own crayons or whatever they were forced to do. Guys, we can't do communism on account of there are evil people who we need to make happy. That's such a fun argument people always make against communism. It's human nature that some people are bad.

Landlords are bullied. Because of that, they have to have a society where they could have all of the money. We need to make sure that you're able to get all of the money when you're bad. Right. It's human nature. It's a town of cucks is what it is. Without the bulls. Welcome to Cucktown.

Hey, it's Cucktown. The only socialist town in America. The Bulls are what makes this town run. They're in the other town over. They're getting all of the pussy of their labor. I do imagine if you were to separate a town into cucks and bowls that bull town would be a mess. Oh, yeah? And Cucktown would be really efficient to actually.

And none of the women would be satisfied, by the way. That's right. Where are they living? They're in lonely woman town next door. They're saying, where are my bulls? And I guess my cuck. They're all sending emails to a guy who's working on an oil rig. I want to live with the cuck.

These are references to other episodes. this podcast. Yeah. This is also by Mr. Pipes. Oh, fuck off. Who is Mr.

Pipes? Who are you? And do you listen to our podcast? No, he graduated in 2007 in London. Okay. I mean, that doesn't mean

anything, but all right. I think somebody sent it in because they were clicking around at the Mr. Pipes one. I'm just checking

real quick. No, this is not from Mr. Pipes. Here's a question. Is it worth it to prosecute someone who publishes one of your poems?

How can I find out if they profited by it? So this is interesting because it's hard to profit off of them. a poem. It is. Unless it gets put to a beat.

Okay. Unless it gets put to a beat. Keep going. You get Archangel Michael on the beat. Yep. That's when money's at your feet. It's a poem for cash. That's it.

I don't know, man. What do you? That's how much big money they make. Yeah, I agree with that. What was the other Archangel again? Raphael. Ashtar. I'm not sure.

that Ashtar was an archangel. I think he's just Raphael's friend. Okay. All of the answer is just that you cannot cannot make money off of poems. That's fact. Poems are not something to be buddy on. They're just to impress women.

And then the other people are pointing out correctly, by the way, that prosecution is a matter of the state bringing charges. Therefore, it is not possible for one individual to prosecute another individual. You could merely bring a civil claim against them. You guys ever write poems? You write poems, Josh?

No, really. You write poems, Alex? chop it up all the time. I have my little notebook and I say how I feel. Okay. Yo, it's the arch angel ashtar coming at you. I got these rhymes that are gonna match you. You would not believe what's in my flow

when you hear me go and you gotta go because I feel great as the angel that I am. And he says he doesn't do poems. He's gonna try to go somewhere with that. This is the guy who doesn't do poems. I was feeling very, suddenly I just had the spirit of Lynn Manuel Miranda to descend upon it. Oh, that would be good.

This is a good bullying question. Here's another question. This is inquiring. That's enough. My 13-year-old daughter smells like fish. How do I confront her? That's a good question. That's a great question.

I don't know how the poem is one got in there. Fuck, that's a good question. Okay, so this one, here's the thing is you probably have to call her like fishy girl or something. Okay, so you're saying that bully her. The dad or the mom or whatever should be saying mean things to the girl. Hey, fishy girl. Hey, a fishy girl.

Wait, did you just come from the ocean? Hey, scales breath. Something like that. It's kind of a leap. Mm-hmm. But anyway, I did click through the answers in this one. All of the answers are like this is an actual very regular medical condition. She has a medical condition.

That makes you smell like a fish. Afro-man lied to you in that song. It's not what women smell like. If she smells like a fish, it's a medical disorder. Good morning, ladies. Yep. By the way, he's doing really well. Afro-man?

Yeah, he was taking. He was recently having issues with the law. He did a bunch of songs about his local sheriff's department trying to frame. But he won in court. He did. And he's like a MAGA guy, I think. Yeah, and also like an AI guy. It's unfortunate.

I'm just trying to shout out Afro-Man. And he had sex with all these different women across the country? He did do that. Okay, so this is from Anya B, this answer. And she is currently a teenager, so she knows what it's like. Three years ago. Read this, Alex. I used to have this girl in my class, and she always smelled like rotten fish.

Girls would talk behind her back and say things like she had to wear diapers. I found it a couple years later that she had this syndrome that made her pee and sweat smell like fish. She couldn't control the way she smelled. If your daughter smells like that, then she might have a medical condition. Or it could be a bad infection. Either way, take her to a doctor. How do you know she's not just swimming a lot with fish? Yeah, if she's at the aquarium diving in the big tank,

that could also make her smell like that. I used to work at a fish store as a kid. Oh, yeah. Didn't make you smell like fish? Absolutely. It did. Well, maybe this is... How would I used to call you fish girl?

I had to count crickets at that job. This might be the need for the confrontation. Maybe like this kid has been picking up extra shifts at the fish store and has not been keeping her parents surprised, you know? Right. She should let her in on any extra income she's getting from that fish store. Exactly. Well, and it also might be a labor violation.

I would probably challenge her first. I'd say if you're at the, working at a fish store and a secret job, you have to tell me I'm your father. You're not going to hide it past me. I smell you from down the room. I was paid $5 an hour to work at that fish store, which means in just 12 hours I could pay for one year of Quarators Plus. That's good money. Working at the fish store. Working at the fish store, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Car wash, you know something? Yeah, no, I know the song. I see what you're saying. Okay. you just didn't laugh because it wasn't funny, which is fair, which is totally fair. I always like in stand-up shows when people do that, like they'll tell a joke about something that everyone knows,

and then people don't laugh, and they go, I guess nobody hears heard of Star Wars. Yeah, it's like, no, just the joke wasn't funny. Sorry. No, that's on you, Doc. I know all about Star Wars. I actually know too much. People don't like it when I talk to them about it.

Should we look at who asked this question and see? What the fuck is related question? My son is inside my daughter. Excuse me? Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, pull it out. This is by Ryan Maximoff. Who apparently is 16? Oh, are you trolling here then?

You don't have a 13-year-old daughter for 16. You'd have to have? Yeah. Oh, there's other question. Would you let me put my balls in your mouth? Does Addison Ray have a big butt? I mean, you can... What do Kylie Jenner's farts smell like?

You're being rude. Rar, I'm a kitty cat. Moo, X-X-O-X-X-O. What a troll. Cats don't say moo. Well, no, they don't. They say meow. What a troll.

I feel like I'm being bullied by Ryan Maximoff. Joe Biden fell off a bike and even fell upstairs. This guy sucks. Get him out of here. Fuck you, Ryan Maximoff. Yes. Let's do a listener question. I don't know these Quora freaks.

Get the listener question button, Mr. Alex. If you'd like to send us in a Quora style question, we will read it live on the show. And that can happen at Quarators at gmail.com. Please try to keep it under 30 seconds at our 15. Segment, Is That Okay? Is that okay? All right, I'm going to click this one. I don't know what it is.

It just says crime solution. All right, here we go. Hi, Alex, Claire, and Jeremy. I've got a simple question for you today. How do I get away in court with a crime that I definitely did do without legal repercussions? Thanks. Love you. Just get a good defense attorney.

That's very easy. A crime that you did do. You got to get them to throw. out the evidence. That's what I do. Right. Yeah. Maybe tamper with it.

Tamper with the evidence. You have to get someone at some point to claim that it's a kangaroo court. Right. Yeah. Even if they just yell that during the case. So definitely like fuck. If there's any like blood samples, like pee in that. If there's fingerprints, like get your friends to touch it a lot.

Bribejure is another good way. Find the glove that doesn't fit you and put it on weird. Move your court to the zoo. Right. On account if it'll be closer to kangaroos. That's true. Easy layup there. I think these are all good ideas.

You could also light the courthouse on fire and then where are they even going to try you? That happened in one of the Phoenix Wright games. Really? Yeah. Objection. Like actual arson. Somebody explodes a bomb in the court.

There you go. That's in the first 3DS game, if I recall correctly. Well, it's a foolproof way to not have to be on trial anymore. Phoenix Wright's good as hell. Yeah. You could just maybe play through that and see what the game. The game's and the man. Yeah.

Actually, you know what? That's a great point. is like if you want great legal advice, just in general, any of the Ace Attorney games. Check out some video games until you feel confident about that. But thank you for writing in. We appreciate your question, and it was nice and short. All right. Well, that's going to do it for us today here on Quarators.

Josh, we've had a lot of laughs here with you today. Thank you. But our listeners are wondering where they can find you at home and abroad. Where should I send them? Well. You can go. That's a robot. Yeah.

He does our song. That's great. I love him. It's not AI. It's the Archangel Michael. You can go to my podcasts. One of them is called the Worst of All Possible Worlds, where we talk about media and pop culture and the narratives contained within.

Speak on it. Speak on it, brother. And, of course, both of you have been on that show before, and you should go check that out. Worstpossible. That world is our website for that. Or again, you can just search for the worst of all. possible worlds, wherever you get your podcasts, including Patreon.

And then my other show is called Illconceived, where we talk about natalism. The ideology that sees declining birth rates is the most important problem facing the world right now. Not our position, but we're interested in the people for whom it is. And actually our most recent episode, I talked more about how I bullied IElla online. So if you'd like a more like in-depth look at that, you can go check out Illconceived. That's Illconceivedpodcast.com. And again, you can just find it wherever you get your podcasts.

Those are my plugs. All right, podcasts are a great option if you're doing laundry. If you'd like more of our podcast, because you got, like, a ton of dirty clothes, what you could do. Because you've had diarrhea every day and you do not clean it up. For any reason, you have to clean them. You can go to patreon.com slash quaraders. There's another episode of our show every Thursday. We are finishing part seven of our short film, vertical movie that we've been recapping for you,

the listener. It's a thrilling conclusion. It's just coming out now. Return of my superhero mom. What are we going to do after that? I do not know. It's a big surprise. Who knows what we shall return. We don't know. Please enjoy it while you can, but that is patreon.com slash corridors. Maybe we'll talk about natalism every week. You go. You guys off. We're supported by listeners like you. And that's all I have to say about that. So until next time, go with Ashtar.