Quorators - Can A Person Die From Laughter? w/ Django Gold

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is bullying someone love? What should I do if a Papa John's worker insults me? What is the most humiliating diaper punishment you have experienced? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators 

i don't know why this one kind of looks like a darth vader style mic yeah this is what he uses for recording his how so what's your body count i'm really a one and done kind of guy none of this is going to be in it alex you got to save this juicy darth vader i'm gonna bring it up organically okay and then we're rocking we're back for another week quarators season two now on cracked home of the fact i'm alex and this is jeremy and we're here every week and that's not exciting for anyone That's a cracked fact.

You know what's one fact? We have a great guest here this week. Our second recurring guest. I hope it's Madonna. Well, Madonna. We're still waiting for the email back on Madonna. Better not be a guy with glasses. Oh, man.

I got bad news for you. It's Django Gold. Convenient Django Gold. Hi, guys. Second in the pantheon after Cath Barbadoro. Hell yeah. Sure. Household name in her own right.

Hallowed company. Yeah. It's the company you keep Here on Corators the Coral Program Hey Django What's going on Not a whole lot Here's something that's going on

Today's the first day of jacket weather Amazing Waking up, I had my window open for the first time Brisk air coming in through the outdoors Cannot beat it Best thing in the world Waking up with a smile on my face instead of dread Mama, that's my recommendation

How do you do in the heat Django Don't like it. No, I don't do well with myself. As I get older, I'm finding I'm just anti-summer now. I'm totally one of those lame little fall guys. That's me all over, it turns out. Oh, I like a hot apple cider. Exactly, yeah.

It makes me feel warm. Hay rides, and not just for recreation, like to the office. Yeah, yeah, for transportation. Haunted hay ride to the grocery store. I'm also a fall guy, but only because the mafia keeps arresting me. I was about to say, you were like jacket weather. Me and you were wearing plain white t-shirts. I'm wearing a nice flannel.

Jeremy platted up. Beautiful flannel. It's plaid season, baby. We're getting domed right now. It sucks for me. Well, Django, you have a new comedy special out. Do you love to laugh? Guys, if you love to laugh, by you guys, I mean the viewer.

Oh, all right. Bag of tricks. I'm tuning out. Yeah, my comedy special came out yesterday. It's called Bag of Tricks. It's on YouTube. Look for Django Gold, Bag of Tricks. It's a whole lot of laughs.

It's a whole lot of laughs. And know who it features in the audience. That's true. Alex Patak. That's right. Watch for your buddy Alex Patak. He's in there. Easter egg.

14 minutes in. You can see him laughing and or smiling in the crowd. We're going to put the time stamp for that in the description, so you can click that and get right out of there. Get through the chaff and see Alex smiling. You're going to spot a view spike. YouTube provides you with those. Thanks to you, Tim.

So, Django, you've been on the program before. You know the deal here. I do. We read you quoras, and we have to answer our quoras from last time, which, I'm going to be honest, I do not remember. You don't remember the quora from last time? Was it a really good one? I don't remember it.

It was okay. Okay, let's hear it. The question was, is there any evidence Jesus was a werewolf? Ooh. I wonder. Why are there more than one response to this? There's ten answers. Oh, baby!

And all of them are bad at us. All the answers are like, fuck you and how dare you. Well, is he or not? People get really sensitive about werewolves. Yeah, yeah. There's a whole religion around that. Even the Beatles said they were bigger than werewolves. We are bigger than vampires.

We are spookier than mummies. A lot of standard wolf fans in the chat today. This guy Chris Hurst says, Is there any evidence Jesus was a werewolf? The evidence for Jesus and werewolves is equally non-existent. That's not true. That's just untrue. I have bones of a werewolf.

The historical werewolf was real. Yeah, that's true. He just wasn't the son of the moon or something. It's hugely influential in the history of the Middle East. Yeah. The werewolf. The werewolf? Yes.

The original werewolf? The alpha of the planes. Some people say the original werewolf actually did not wear sunglasses. Oh. That's totally a fiction. It's kind of like little lies we tell ourselves. werewolves give us morality on which to base our lives so in a sense it's a harmless fiction i've heard of one of those cranks about the werewolves where anytime it comes up i just go

you know he wasn't white and they're like he it what you know the beast the fallen one yeah you know what we're talking about uh any other good comments jeremy a lot of jokes someone said most of the documentation laughing man i see dare they they came to quora just to joke around their friends that's not what we do here yeah um most of the documentation surrounding jesus being a werewolf was destroyed in a fire during a celebration of the moon but tales exist today among the younger generations that he was definitely a werewolf it's just like yeah i guess it's like a little bit funny that is words sure it's kind of a story really a parable um these are all parables that's why they don't have a point or any real narrative art because

they're parables you know if they're just here fox stole some grapes uh but here's some this is what i want people mad at us so linda wenzel says all caps where do you people get this stuff hype dreams no jesus was never ever a werewolf and there's a lot of question marks and a lot of exclamation points and she's really oh good you give her an upvote yeah good she earned it it was good feedback yeah yeah i don't want to i don't want people my circle who aren't going to challenge me when i right step out of line right yeah i want to be asking the best quaras yeah you want a well-rounded podcast yeah peter bureau says no there isn't but the evidence that you were a is overwhelming oh baby good point peter that's a damn shame

waking up and getting burned it's kind of an early morning podcast you guys feeling that Oh, absolutely. Just roll out of bed. I haven't even read 10 mean comments yet. Don't talk to me until I've been insulted by a child on the internet. A lot of people are saying that Jesus never existed, which, again, is not true. It's not true, and it doesn't address our werewolf question. It makes me think that maybe he was a werewolf.

Yeah. If people are like, he wasn't real, and I'm like, well, I know that's not true. What are they hiding? These people are so vehemently anti-werewolf. This is inspiring me to the opposite direction. If you could turn water into wine, why not man into wolf? There you go. Think about that.

All right. Well, that's that. Kind of a split decision. Yeah. Fortunately, there's never any answers here at Corators. No. Only more questions. Only questions.

Oh. Is that a tagline you guys have? No. No. It's on the same page. We're really syncing up today. The thing is, the fall weather's here. It's breezy outside.

Everyone's wearing a jacket. And everybody's going back to school. Isn't that right, Jared? That's so true. It's September. We're kind of sinking up. Class is back. Yeah, yeah.

We're all putting on our backpacks. We're going to Staples. Yeah. What's your favorite kind of folder? Ooh. Are you a binder kid or a notebook kid? She has those big fat binders you can fit a notebook in. Ooh.

Oh, yeah. I hate these divisive questions, but you got to ask them. I love having a new pen. Oh, yeah. Jail point? Oh, yeah. You got it. It's a little too sloppy for me.

Yeah, like a standard Bic. People always say the best pens are like these inky slop factories. I don't know how they do it because my hand slides off the page. Something I realized recently is that as a kid, I was really into the back-to-school shopping, all the folders in the organization. Who isn't? That is like the earliest autism detection.

Just like, oh, good. I have a green folder for history class and also a green notebook, but also for history. Like, yeah, that is 100% what was happening. When people argue about, like, what colors are what, where they're like, what color is science? And everyone's like, it's blue. And one guy's like, science is supposed to be black.

And it's like, that's incorrect. Wrong. Check again. Math is black. Yeah. I don't remember having that particular debate. Maybe I wasn't autistic after all. This has been a really revelatory podcast already.

It's gone back and forth. Django, you need to check your circle. But I've dug up a bunch of back-to-school questions. that we can ask here on the podcast. It's back to school. Do we have a song for that or no? I would find one, but we shouldn't do that. Stab a button.

It's back to school. History class, that's in school. That counts. All right, well, this is our first school question that we found, and this question is, is bullying someone love? Okay, this is a good question. This doesn't feel like a school question.

People get bullied in school. Yeah, people love each other in school. Can you get bullied outside of school? Yeah, you definitely can. People get bullied in interactions all the time. Yeah. When I feel bullied on the computer, it feels less personal. Sure.

It feels like someone yelling at you out of a car. It doesn't feel like the kind of face-to-face intimate bullying you're going to get. There's a whole passive-aggressive bullying interactions in the real world. Have you ever experienced that? Never once in my life, Django. Where you're just being respected and loved by everyone you cross? As an alpha myself, all directions flow down from me. I would say that it is love

Webster's Dictionary defines it as You ever bully your wife Alex? I'll put her in a locker sometimes That's a sex thing That's also love Rip up her mail Just kind of eat her lunch

Please help my wife tell your wife patreon do either of you have strong bullying experiences not really i feel like bullying after like middle school is kind of is kind of rarer than it used to be yeah there were kids that were just like dicks yeah but it didn't feel concentrated enough or like violent enough to mean for me to be considered bullying yeah the like a media depiction of bullying where some like the football team comes and breaks all the windows on your car or whatever like i had never seen that maybe maybe i've lived a charmed life i mean i did grow up in california we were all hippie dippy oh yeah and kissing one another love is love and bullying isn't love that's right

right there you go that's your answer okay i think i was just anonymous in school yeah not the hacker mask on four full years um something i did do as in high school like very early like freshman year or something this kid wanted to fight me and he punched me in the face whoa he wanted to fight you all right and uh he like followed me around town for like half an hour and then i was like with my friends and i swear to god this is like so embarrassing i argued my way out of it by being like look if if either there's two ways this goes either i win the fight and it's embarrassing for you or you win the fight and everyone's like you don't and it's still pretty embarrassing for you and the kid like thought it over and was like you're

right sounds like he didn't wasn't really that passionate about the fight yeah he just punched me one time wow was there a good reason to need to take you down yeah well i think just like too much testosterone violence but yeah he just he had no reason for it he just just like wanted he just like i don't know he just wanted to punch someone i think he's eyeing you as the top dog in the yard yeah okay let's see if there's any good answers on here i'm interested to see if quora thinks bullying is love oh i did marry that kid eventually so nice oh this is a good story um emily claire four says do you even know what bullying is look it up then decide how being bullied is good for someone love is wanting what is best for someone i'm looking it up on quora

by asking if it's love yeah uh bullying is not good for but when i was in primary school a boy would hit me and call me names when i got older i found out he did it because he liked me so it would be hard to truly understand what love can make us do each person is different and show love in different ways, but maybe if that person who's bullying another person just doesn't know how to love... Okay, who cares? I think that this is just an excuse that adults give to

not have to deal with bullying, where it's just like, oh, this boy's bullying me, and they're just like, he probably just likes you. Yeah, he's probably in love. Alright, see you later. This boy's stockpiling ammunition. He probably is in love with his classmates. I knew that this boy was in love

with me when he edited me into a game of Doom and shot me over and over again. Yeah, it's the mod where every villain is Jeremy's face. And a perfect recreation of my home. Jeremy's house, final level. Find scared Jeremy. This definitely isn't just one of the narratives

adults tell each other to get over the reality that children are just little demons you have to wait out. They're not good. They're bad, folks. Anti-children stance here on Corridors. Boo children. Boo children, if you're a child, get help. Seek treatment.

Then get bent. Yeah. Get out of here. I think that's enough of that one. This one is from chamberofsecret1.quora.com. What is this, Alex? That's right. Okay.

Well, it's a specific answer for a question. But what is Chamber of Secrets? I don't know. I put in the word school, Jeremy, because I'm finding out important school questions. Here we go into the chamber. Is it not Harry Potter related? It's not. Alternative Chamber of Secrets?

Chamber of Secrets, no relation. You have to apply to be able to post on Chamber of Secret 1. You have to have a good resume. It has 109 contributors, but 3,000 followers. Oh, nice. Anyway, this question is, time to blush. What are the best moments with your school crush? This is something I've always wanted to ask Django.

Django, what are the best moments with your school crush? Probably when she accidentally left her notebook in the homeroom and I smelled it. Come on. Don't smell a notebook. They're not for that. That's true. Although you can buy scented markers. Our sponsor for the show today, scented markers.

The red one. Smells like red. Get you fucked up. I'm trying to think back on my crushes. They're all kind of drifting away in time. They're all so hot. they've gotten hotter and more refined uh this is a particularly good answer to the question a lot of people are telling like novels in this thread yeah there's a lot of poems i think on this yeah

this website this is from astrophile who is an uh intj amateur astronomer and chess player at earth parentheses planet i'd be more impressed if they're a professional astronomer i don't know we were wasting time also rams well they're at earth if you need to talk to them which one is intj i forget it's like the dark intellectual personality okay if you can believe such a thing anyone who wears a cloak anyone who studies the stars in their free time um they say i never had a crush i didn't even have friends i used to live alone and even sit alone in the class most of the of the days pass without even talking to my classmates. However, in class 10th,

I have chess as my crush. I've won a silver medal in zonal chess tournament against previous national level senior players. Now I'll be going to nationals. Also, my another crush is astronomy. I love to gaze in her eyes, the night sky, and praise

her every time I see. I hate people. So do you think I'd ever have one? Single forever. Sunglass emoji. Yeah. Jeremy, you made me blush. Time to blush. That was actually really sweet. His crush is chess and then also astronomy.

Shout out astronomy. This is clearly just a child. I take it back. I am not autistic. Once again, I'm on team anti-autism. Yeah, you're the football captain of this podcast right now. When I learn about these internet people, I feel like fucking James Bond. The other day I'm super confident and normal

Yeah These answers are all so long Yeah, we do not have time because they would take up a whole podcast But needless to say, they'll get you blushing Alex and I both married our high school girlfriends We kind of locked in the crush Yeah So that we could live this question forever

Live the crush life Live the crush Quarrior's podcast Time to blush It's the blush zone The market of dating is scary. Should I look up anything else from Astrophile? They've asked some questions.

Do you have any questions about the stars and moon? It's mostly about being a 10th grader. Ah, well, no then. They're 15. All right, let's leave them alone because they're a child. We should have a button for that. Child alert. I got it somewhere.

I got it. Not this, but something like this. Child alert. Child alert. Air horn. That layered like a crying baby. I lost my lolly. I think that would be a good sound effect.

So if you guys are taking notes. All right, we got one more to school. Yeah, it's school. This question is, how do you deal with a teacher who has a nasty mouth? Ooh, after this one, I got to get to class. Now, do you think this is like smell-wise or gross-wise, or do you think this is like cursing? It's sass mouth. I'm going to guess sass or cursing.

Like, every time you raise your hand, they're like, you tree trunk arms. Have I ever told this story on this podcast about my smelly teacher? No. No. Jacob. Jacob does every episode. It'd be funny if Jacob said yes. There was a teacher by school who apparently smelled.

I never had her, but she smelled so bad that kids would bring Febreze and spray it when she wasn't there. And it was like this big bean thing. Oh, they wouldn't spray her with Febreze. No, no, no. Like, when she would walk by, they'd spray Febreze. Like a bad dog. Yes. yeah yeah yeah so um i always thought it was just like a bunch of kids who were bullying a teacher

but she was arrested years later for having um illegal farm animals kept in her house what the hell wait so there was a good reason for it is it elite it's illegal to own farm animals and have them in your home i think you can't just have like a bunch of pigs in your long island property slash soulmates fucking government overreach you can't have a bunch of chickens in your apartment time to blush let's discuss the farm animals in your house man that was not the teachers later arrested for a crime everyone has a story like this and it all ends at the exact same and this was not it man um so anyway bring the breeze is my answer see yeah the writer's block and to all of the bad teacher tales are like wouldn't you know what pedophile i mean we had

those too yeah they just smelled great they're charming and alluring and charismatic as you must be we're so synced up today we're texting all those children yeah this is a group project yeah what is podcasting if not a group project yeah it's a lab it's a weekly book report about uh people on the internet all right let's do a new segment here i feel like i know everything about school yeah should we not read any of these oh are there any are there any good answers here If you have real first-hand knowledge of the teacher And I mean you have actually witnessed this report The teacher incident to the administration

Send them to the FBI Mark them everyone No one is rude to my son There's only two answers The student or better the parent should file a report With the school every time the teacher uses quote Blue language How are you supposed to learn about the fucking real world if you don't hear curse language

Yeah who cares Give me a break man School is supposed to open your mind You need teachers to sit at the front being like this fucker what who's george washington george washington was the first fucking president oh wow learning is fun thomas jefferson's just some piece of shit he hangs out with i don't know i'm drunk as hell um all right well that's that question okay on to our romance segment core romance

sorry it's pink it's the wrong one welcome to core romance tales of love questions of passion that was a great great sound for a while thanks we had to stop using the other one what was the other one it was austin powers now that we're on the very fancy crack your corporate overlords yeah we're being censored austin powers shows up at crack sometimes we did one of them he's so mean He bullies Alex He's talking about a sass mouth He's always telling me to behave

He's horny all the time It was so fucked up He said Alex isn't groovy It was so mean He undressed him in front of everybody He said you're not groovy Anyway This question is

Are you kept shaved Ah romance I wouldn't say anyone is keeping me shaved. Yeah, that really does sound like it's an animal that you need to Is this a veterinarian asking? I found a similar question here that says, who shaves down below and who wants to

share a pic so I could see? Is that what people are coming to Quora for? Can you share hot bob pics? We're getting off the track here. We have to answer the question, are you kept shaved? I'm not really kept that shaved.

I'm not kept that shaved. Like somebody is checking in, but they don't really do their due diligence. That's like an office job. They're fucking maintaining like 20 different podcasts. So it can't be expected. I just go to Supercuts and tell them to have at it. I want to see if anyone sent a photo of themselves shaved down below. But it seems like now.

Oh, this person says you can check my profile. You're going to make me do the work here. Come on. Do you want me to do it, Alex, or no? If you enjoy this question, you're going to love the next two questions. That does not look like the Blurred Up. Oh, my God. Well, it's not going on the YouTube.

It's definitely not going on. Enjoy this picture of Frogger I've put in the YouTube. I was so naive. I saw the Blurred Image. I was like, that's clearly not someone's bound genitals and some kind of pain box. I really did not expect that. Nor did I. It's beautiful that we still have the ability to be surprised.

Jeremy's scared. He's crying. oh man he's crying that's really funny and well all right well that was not very romantic can we just same question move on to the next question it's the same fucking question though are you shaven smooth i'm not shaved smooth no no one's keeping me shaved and i'm not shaved smooth how many of these did you buy a couple i actually found more i didn't put in the dog you should be thankful for that uh what if the male area is shaved is it strange now you've recently come across this i cannot believe that's a good answer did we explain that it was a photo

of someone's dick like tied up yeah no i think you could close your eyes and visualize that listening to the show or from the picture of frogger i put into this video uh what is what if the male area is shaved what what if it's shaved hmm this is a socratic inquiry you couldn't get stuck in an escalator that way there you go something that's something i worry about a lot getting stuck in an escalator keep your shoes tied in your various uh draperies like if you fell down and you weren't wearing pants and then had a lot of hair oh if you weren't wearing pants then you could get sucked into an escalator dick first i think about that every time i'm running an Escalator nude.

Yeah, every time I close my eyes it comes up. Although I do have some shorts with the little stringy... Sure, yeah. Oh, that's trouble. That could suck me down. I hope it's worth it for the attention you get. It's worth it for hanging out with various 1990s

WF wrestlers. Yeah, whenever you're around the Counting Crows guy, it's always the shorts to wear. Well, I guess we don't have to spend too much time on that. I wish there would be at least one romantic question. Yeah, these are all about shaving.

These are all about grooming, which I don't find very romantic. It's romantic. It's for love. They should just bring fucking After Hours back to this website. Shut up. Shut up. Where's After Hours? I don't know where they are.

Where's Michael Swain? I keep sending them emails to say shaved. Don't answer me. All right, well. It's like the Valentine's Day shaved question mark, yes or no. um this this next segment is forbidden knowledge it's nope that's not it yeah there it is this is the the questions you're afraid to ask dark secrets forbidden knowledge um this is a forbidden question it's if helium is lighter than air how do the trucks that

transport it stay on the road and not float up into the sky do trucks transport helium Not that I know of. Have you seen that? They must transport helium tanks. Yeah. That must be happening. A helium tank doesn't float. I always figured it's just a truck filled with balloons.

I also assumed that. That's the most efficient way of getting to the county fair. Yeah. If you have to deliver to a lot of children's birthday parties in a row, you probably should float it. How many balloons does it take to hoist one person? Ooh. We'll remember it for the end.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, is that how the grandma died in Up? I don't remember too well Death by balloon She fell She fell from 300 feet She couldn't hold on good enough And then the grandpa was like

I'll do it better than that I can do it better than that I'll put the whole damn house on I can also go on a little adventure With a neighborhood boy Yeah I don't need her here Take that dead wife

You stupid dead wife That's what the movie's about Is him constantly saying That's the moral of the story He wins Fatality Grandpa wins So there's a picture

Of the Goodyear blimp In this answer And what a year it's been Empty This blimp weighs around 10 tons It is many many times larger Than a truck So it gives you an idea of how much helium you need to make this thing fly

Okay That is the first constructive answer you've had so far Yeah It's somehow better than all the shaved ones So I guess it's the opposite of what I was thinking, which is that the truck's too heavy. The truck's actually too light, and they need more helium to make it go up.

Yeah. Because the blimp's 10 tons by itself? Yeah, it's really heavy. Trucks are heavy. So if the truck had more of a payload for helium, it would be... Exactly. It's payload deficient.

It could coast to assassination. It's a fact-based podcast. Has anyone here ever ridden in a blimp? No. Have you? No. Rob, you ever been in a blimp? No.

Honeymoon, maybe. I guess that's about it. Yeah. All right. I don't think you have autism. I always fantasize about writing in a blimp. It does not make me autistic. I'm sick of these arbitrary stereotypes you're putting on me.

If we have time at the end, we're all going to take the test. The autism test? Yeah. I've never actually taken that. We should all do it. I'm surprised I've never taken it. Is that the one where you hold your hand in front of your face? Yeah.

By your elbow? Yeah, it's got to be, like, right in front of your face. Put on those brass knuckles and put your hand in front of your face. This question is, can a person die from laughter? Oh, now, Django, you're the perfect guest to ask for this. I was going to say, there are a lot of fatalities in my special taping bag of tricks available on YouTube. Die laughing. Die laughing.

You all are all going to die laughing. It's an interesting pitch for this special Because I would say you won't die laughing If I want people to watch it I would say others will die maybe Also it's not a very good business model If you're killing your fans I try not to kill anyone

But if someone said that this was so funny That people have died would you want to watch it I feel like I would It is kind of like a taste of danger I mean when that bound penis showed up On the computer a little while ago You laughed pretty hard How funny would something have to be

What made me laugh really hard was that I tried to close it and I enlarged it. Classic rookie mistake. It's inside of the computer. Because I forget that you can't see it in the video, but my brain goes to like, there's a penis on screen

and I have to hide it. My brain also had an identical impression. They're going to catch me. What if Alex finds out I'm not reading the chorus and just looking at penises over there? Are you jacking off? Our next question comes from Hung Daddy 12.

So just seeing fetish porn and trying to hide it, and then it got bigger. I almost died. There's that great Monty Python sketch. Have you ever seen this? Where the British invent a joke that's so funny that when you hear it, you die, and it becomes a weapon they use in the war.

I've actually never really seen Monty Python. That's more of a drama. Check him out. It's a good sketch. Monty Python, Life of Brian, available now, wherever streaming things are streamed. Close friends of the show, we support everything they say. All of the members.

Are they doing a bunch of anti-trans stuff lately? They're old British. They're British. Oi. Precisely. Precisely. That's my best British accent I can do. I think there are good answers on this one.

Yeah, okay. Can a person die from laughing? Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Yes, it's very possible. However, unlikely to die from laughter. I almost did a couple years ago.

Do you want to hear this guy's story about how he laughed so hard? Yeah, I do. James Harrell, he says, I was in math class and I finished my assignment. My awesome teacher said I could use one of the class Chromebooks to play on. I went on YouTube and started watching my favorite YouTuber, Quarators. What the fuck? No, just kidding.

It's Dashie Gaines. Then I got a stick of gum and started chewing it. I was incredibly stupid chewing gum while watching one of his bodies. Probably his videos. Anyway, I started laughing so hard during one of the videos I choked on the gum. I couldn't breathe and my eyes wouldn't stop watering. I had to get walked out of class to the bathroom to cough up the gum. See, that's not from laughing, though.

I agree. That's from choking on gum. I fully agree with you. If you went to the, like, if you're doing the autopsy on this stupid gum boy, the doctor would be like, he choked on gum. They wouldn't be like, if something must have been so funny, he died. He watched a hilarious Twitch streamer video. He was on Dashie Games watching another one of his bodies. That's how I know I've been left behind by the modern generation,

because I see phrases like Dashie Games all the time. I'm like, uh-huh. Yeah, sure. Oh, I also enjoy Dashie Games. I got to check that out. I haven't seen any of the bodies. Do you think bodies are just a typo for videos? Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, I think so. I thought maybe it was like, if you follow Dashie Games, you know his videos are called bodies. We can look them up, chef. They're bodies of work. Let's see what DashieGames has to say for himself. Let's pull up DashieGames. He's got 6 million subscribers.

Oh, wow. He's my age. Look at this picture of him. His profile picture is like a cartoon of him screaming. Uh-huh, honey. He looks pretty fucking funny. He's got his tongue sticking out in this one. Somehow, for some reason, this is all very depressing.

I don't know what it is about this part of the internet. You wish you were DashieGames so bad. I looked up bodies, but it doesn't seem like it's... You wish you were Dashing Games every day. Good for him. Yeah, good for Dashing Games. Dashing Games was actually my high school crush. It's hard for me seeing him so successful like this.

What languages does Dashing speak? Oh, he speaks Spanish. Therefore, he is Hispanic. Fluent in game. To end off my project, I'll show you some of Dashing's videos. All right. All right. Weird.

I got nothing to do. Let's watch some Dashing videos. This has now become a Dashing Games podcast. He's worth $15 million. I'm sure he's on everything. I imagine he's quite wealthy. I wonder if he's played Roblox. There's a Wikipedia page someone

linked to that is Death from Laughter and it has a bunch of cases, but it's not Quora, so like... I guess we'll never know. I need another fake doctor on Quora to tell me that people have died from this. There's a few modern ones on here. In 1989, someone died

watching A Fish Called Wanda. That's a It's a crazy movie to die laughing from. Written by John Cleese, who is one of the Monty Pythons, and transphobic, I think. Or no, is he the one who's like, eh, who cares? I can't keep track of which Monty Pythons are doing what. Hey, I'm John Cleese. Allegedly.

There you go. I'm John Cleese, oi. I can't believe fucking Austin Powers keeps bullying Alex. Yeah, after a close association with John Cleese. A lot of these are, like, old. Like, this guy, you know, this, like, ancient Greek philosopher, Chrysippus. Oh, Chrysippus. The man who died from laughing at his joke is a 3rd century B.C. Greek Stoic philosopher who died of laughter after he saw a donkey eating his fermented figs.

He told a slave to give the donkey undiluted wine to wash them down, and then, having laughed too much, he died. honestly though back in like 600 bc you could see a donkey eating figs it'd be the funniest fucking thing yeah this is before the internet so we had to make do they didn't have dashy games back then if you showed chris of his dashy games he died barbarians immediately yeah yeah all they care about is killing galls it's so sad i like that it says the joke i need more i want them to like say what the joke was oh my god the fish called one of the joke loads yeah or like this one they say like this guy in the philippines died and um they all they supposedly he died laughing at a joke but they don't say what the joke was he had to be there i guess it really

it's not gonna land for you the way it did for this guy it killed you really had to be there watching this guy die in the philippines you just hear now and you think that's big money um let's see if there's any other answers here that's worth reading uh on the contrary one can die of too little laughter and it saddens me that now it is jump in and say it's sad without some sort of technology or psychotropic drugs macrodosing it's gonna be hard to finish the podcast now that i'm just so saddened i just like has anyone ever died laughing it's like well actually some people can die from being He's depressed.

This guy's calling out the Monty Python sketch. Is that what they meant? Being depressed? So you weren't fabricating it. Okay. Here's a famous one. Ha ha, Monty Python. This guy says, this is a doctor.

Dr. Joe says, when we think of dying of laughter, we might first think of the Monty Python sketch. Well, some of us did. That's right. Some of us did. Although this guy beat you by several years. He did. All right, let's read another one of these questions.

This Quora user will be replacing Jeremy on episodes. Is that the idea of the best Quora answer? It's the best of the best, and right now it's just us. It's a meritocracy every week. Yeah, I know, absolutely. You guys do the best job of this, and that's how it works. Yeah, if someone beats us, then they can have it. It's never happened before, and it never will happen.

This is our incel and manosphere segment called The Quoker. Let's get that pulled up. This is an original song that Alex wrote. Yeah, this is a song that kind of conveys ninja-style thoughts, which is a lot of things that incels think about. Have you come across one of these non-pussy-getting motherfuckers? No. Me neither.

Well, let's read some of their questions. I can has cheeseburgers. Got you. What should I do if a Papa John's worker insults me? Oh, man. Oh, man. First off, violence. Does Papa John's have, like, physical locations?

Yeah. I thought they were delivery only for some reason. They churn out that garlic butter sauce. This is the kind of little prince I am. I will let Papa John's ferry to me. I assume it's a ghost kitchen, Papa John's. I actually don't think I've ever had Papa John's. Had it once or twice.

It seems really unappetizing. I think it's a regional thing, because I don't think there were any around me in Massachusetts. But they have them in New York. Yeah, they definitely do. I had Domino's a lot in college. Yeah, sure. Domino's, yeah.

But the thing is, if you're in New York City, then what are the odds you're getting Papa John's? Because there's pizza every three buildings. I live near a Domino's that's always full. People like reliable experience, but it is kind of strange. You know what it is? Also, Domino's and Papa John's, they're really not pizza. It's like its own thing. Yeah, see, Rob agrees.

Rob points to you, Jeremy. I haven't had it in many years, but it's like, do you want pizza? That's a whole other meal. How would you categorize it? Bread? Yeah, what do you say, Rob? Are you a big... It's fast food, yeah.

Sure. It's like a plastic composite. Yeah, it's like, do you want a burger or do you want McDonald's? Sure, sure. Where it's like, I don't know if a Big Mac is really a burger, but it is something. These are controversial. I think an AI bot would identify it as a burger. If a Captcha pulled up and you had to click three burgers.

Yeah, as the time ticks down before the bomb goes off. I don't think the Big Mac counts. Eat the hamburger or this whole building goes up in flames. I think the car is a hamburger instead. Those Captcha bombs are really a menace They gotta be stopped That could be a good movie Captcha bomb

Captcha terrorist To Captcha Predator I've been Captcha'd Tag three children you think are sexy And you're like I won't tag any of them I refuse I don't even want to go on this website It's Captcha Saw

There's a key inside this answer You've lived a life not knowing What you see before your eyes Sometimes the hamburger Before your eyes What is this fucking question Something about pizza or something What do I do

If they're rude to you Kick their ass Get in there Destroy them Use your legs first They're more dominant Someone says just order it online Which is true

Why are you there If you've been, like, domed by the Papa John's employee in a way where you're ashamed to show your face at the restaurant again, you can order online. And if they don't remember you, they won't spit in your food. Sucks getting bullied by someone wearing an apron. Lowest form of bullying. First off, ask if they're having a bad day. It's a funny thing to do.

Just get your pizza and leave. I see you called me a cockass. Are you having a bad day? Clearly this is less a reflection on me and more a reflection on you, cockass. And also, you're the cockass. You are. The Papa John's guy is famously like a psycho too, right? Yeah, he got fired for saying the N-word.

He ate 40 pizzas in like 30 days or something like that. Was that what it was? Yes. Damn. As well. Yeah, I think he was just publicly a psychopath a bunch of times. They were like, Papa John, you got a beat. You have to start a new family.

You're no longer welcome at this pizza home. I like this one. This guy says, lick his face. you have strep throat, remember? That has to be. This is a series. Scotty Bell says, tell his mom said that his penis

never grew. Scotty Bell. This guy is kind of like the one-liner king, honestly. He has 5,000 answers. He lives in Dallas, Texas. He answered one seven hours ago uh if a nurse cannot find her doctor in an emergency situation what should she do scotty says when in danger when in doubt run in circles scream and shout

that's scotty scotty bell has taken his own life scotty scotty showed up he handled the thing yeah so he's uh he's like he's just owning everyone left and right this is not the kind of behavior we endorse here on court no this is a an archaeological only denigrating the platform What is the first thing a doctor sees? Dollar signs. Oh, got him. The question is, what is the first thing a doctor sees? It's like a riddle.

What does a doctor see in the morning? Anyway, we got more incel questions here. These are really good incel questions. This one was sent to us by Crying to Radiohead. This question is, how to find a girlfriend on Quora? So, now, Django, you're a single man. I am, and every night I'm out there hitting the question and answer forums to find a lady.

It's not necessarily intuitive how to pick one up on Quora. A lot of them live in Asia and Europe, as far as I can tell. Until today, I did not realize there was this much interaction between questioners and answerers. There is. It's abundant. It's like a fucking meat market website. yeah and the sexual tension builds from there yeah so you would need to get somebody in your

area you would need to find singles in your area i don't know if that's a service the internet can provide yet ideally i got lonely horny housewife that just wants to fucking leave yeah or just like these old these advertisements by the way are getting out of hand they're just like these old bags look like shit you want to go over their house insulting some stock stock photo model I want to know what I clicked on that made you give me this. Well, they can read our hearts better than we can, apparently. Yeah, you knew from my knife searches that this is what I'm looking for. You're looking for an old bag to fuck.

I like this answer a lot. This guy says, I didn't get any girlfriend from Cora. Maybe someday I will. But I found a mentor. She is the most beautiful, interesting, and caring person I've ever talked to in my whole 20 years of life. She tells me things that no one else, that no one tells. And she goes on to talk about how great this is. She tells me things that no one tells.

I met a girl on Quora. We started talking, and on the third day, I was with her sitting at the rooftop at 3 o'clock in the morning in her city. Okay, but how do you find out where she lives, I guess? This is what I want to know, because Quora is very much like, here's 100 people from India. Also, who are these people who are like, hey, great job answering that question. Come to my city.

Yeah. I'm in Memphis. Let's see where he lives. As your mentor, I command you. come to punjab yeah this person says uh girlfriend search in quora can you find a girlfriend in quora yes you can find a girlfriend in quora how can you not the quora user numbers is be passed beyond the millions and there must be at least one person you can connect with the question rains how tracking tracking and all these millions of users uh it is more likely for

the users from india to become your girlfriend no ocean gaps or distances this is really all this must be an indian person website i didn't realize i think it's just by the numbers the users are indian on quora and also i know that in the world into my analysis today yeah i didn't know that this was a thing if china didn't have a separate internet it would also be all in china just they have more they have more curious people we're losing the quora race we have to win the 21st century of quora questions the first thing you have to do is track down and make a record book of all the users from india yep make sure to maintain the record from a to z and in order to make your work later on easy.

Now separate the male users and the female users and make another record. Blah, blah, blah. Who cares? Who cares? It's all math. Yeah.

I was going to say you can find a girlfriend with math. Go through all the users' short bios and pick the ones that catch your attention. Go through the long bios and choose the ones that hold your interest.

Oh, my God. I'm never going to do that. Go through their profile pictures. No. Choose the ones you find attractive. No, no, no. How about you go jump in a lake? I'll stay alone.

Yeah, this is too... This is very long. Holy shit, this is one fucking answer? Yeah. Dear God. Wow. All right, well, that was a lot. There's also a similar question here.

Why is it so hard to find a girlfriend here on Quora? I'm a girl. They just want us to answer and tell them we love them. And we do. Yeah. I'll be your girlfriend, Quora user. I like that first answer. Because Quora isn't a dating site.

It's a website for questions and answers. You don't come to Quora to date. Big fact. A lot of upvotes, including Jeremy. Upvote. Connor Vowell. Connor Vowell's bio says, Hey, if you're looking here, it means you are possibly interested in me and my answers.

Thanks for that, even if you aren't. I didn't realize Gora was such a social media adjacent. Yeah, Alex is on here. Unfortunately, at our live show, our guest wrote that he's transgender, but then we forgot to write what year, so it made it former transgender. Now I'm like part of the problem. I don't know if I can delete it.

Can I get rid of that? You can't change it? You can change it right now. Whatever else you need to do to my Quora account, feel free to get rid of it. I got rid of it for you. I got rid of it. Oh, okay.

We're getting better at Quora every week. All right. Well, that's enough of that one. Better at Quora. Like it's a skill. I'm looking for a girlfriend. What was that last one? What's the most humiliating diaper punishment you have experienced?

What's the most humiliating diaper punishment you've experienced, Alex? Well, I remember that I would have to wear one when I would shit myself as like a little baby. Oh, as a baby. Yeah. However, I didn't find it humiliating at the time. I kind of thought it was awesome.

I thought it was cool as hell. You didn't have the shame emotion. Yeah, I was just like, El Mal Whitney, you know, kind of thing. Right, right. I'm trying to stop saying El Mal on air, and I just can't stop. No one likes it because Alex doesn't think it's L-M-A-O.

He thinks it's L-M-A-O. L-M-A-O. But he refuses to change it. It's unfortunately at the forefront of my vocabulary. People don't like it. And I need to be punished. And I'm one of those people. I need to be punished.

Put your diaper back on. Put your diaper back on. The thing is, I love it. I love to wear it. Old people wear diapers. Yeah, and so do people when they go see the ball drop on New Year's Eve. Is that true? Yeah.

Oh, to dress up as baby New Year. No. It's like to piss yourself while being hedged in by thousands of people. Do you not know this, Alex? No. You have to get there for like eight hours before it happens. This is a humiliating diaper punishment. Yeah, that really is what it is.

Really, Chili's and TGI Fry's and shit will not let you in. Yeah, apparently. Anderson Cooper gave me a humiliating diaper punishment this year. That would be interesting. That would be great if the hosts also were like that. It would be funny if that's how you found out you have a fetish. like you're at the new year's eve thing and you're shitting in your diaper and you're like i kind of have a boner i love this happen more than once a year yeah right this is my year

how many people go must be a few thousand jeremy statistically it's like a hundred thousand they're all shitting their pants yeah at the thing not not not a very good way to run into the new year i gotta say not a good start i don't think they're shitting i think we got a conspiracy they're just pissing oh they're pissing they're definitely pissing they're pissing otherwise why would you have the diaper but if they take a huge dump you're gonna have to live with that sounds like a nightmare man it sounds like a fucking humanitarian crisis it's like carrying around a like a like a a joey in your pouch for the rest of the night i've never done it but i've people who have who wear diapers they say you know that's what the point is it's to catch your

shit and piss you and your diaper culture you don't feel it yeah i didn't think it was a fashion thing. No, I just mean like I imagine it's not as uncomfortable as we think. Babies are very fashion forward. It's probably not uncomfortable if you're just wearing a diaper, but if I had to wear slacks over a diaper? That sounds miserable. That'd be constricting.

There's all these... If you go to the back of a pharmacy, they'll have the adult diapers for like incontinent people, and they'd still try to make them sexy for you, so they'll have like models and they're posing in their diaper. And it's kind of a

Hey, even this beautiful woman is wearing a diaper. You could be this dime piece who can't stop shitting. Very aspirational. It's a fucking sexy Carmen Electra type smoldering gaze.

Carmen Electra, this is pretty much a Carmen Electra show. I think she comes up every single week. Really? We weirdly talked about her last week

and how sexy her diaper is. I just want to see her in a diaper. That's all I'm trying to say. Do it for mama. anyway any humiliating diaper punishments these are gonna be these are gonna be sick that's like 3 000 words that's really a hard return please uh they gotta publish that i'll just read the first sentence this is from sunshine girl she says i started wetting the bed at age 12

my mom started making me wear my little sister's pull-ups to bed yeah we're not reading the rest of that yeah it can't be good yeah it can't be good i don't think that's good oh my god these These are all so long. These are all serial killers, right? No one's like, one time I got trapped in a wheat thresher and I was wearing a diaper. The end. This one's about being 16. I don't want to read about you being 16 wearing a diaper.

It makes sense to me that diapers are fetish people. Yeah, I want some baby testimonials. Sickos. I actually do need to read a little of this because it's weird. Tom Smith says, when I was 16, I threw a tantrum when my parents said I was acting like a baby so I would become one. I could only speak when spoken to. I don't get a choice in what I do or where I have to be supervised at all times

I'll be changed or checked whenever my parents want Babies don't get a choice in mom's world Babies don't get a choice in mom's world Jeremy You're living in mom's world I carry the rest of that I think it's all fetish At age 16 you can have a fetish

My assumption is that This man is 45 and he's making this story up That's probably true You think people go online and lie like that What are you poised there for? Uh-huh, honey. I was going to wait until we were farther away from this dark heart of the internet. Well, I kind of was hoping one of us would have a story.

About diapers? Yeah, about having a humiliating diaper story where you have to wear a diaper and you're humiliated, you cry, and you poop yourself. I mean, the people on this website seem very forthcoming about their weird... They don't seem humiliated by it. No one has written less than 5,000 words. You know, if I was humiliated by it, I would not tell everyone on Quora. I'd probably keep it to myself. I like this one.

Actually, I never had that happen. Yeah, me too, dude. Honestly, bro. Me too. He says, I did, however, get put in Depend diapers by my nurse who wears them too, so we could simply let loose. Yes. Okay. All right. Hey, man.

It's like let loose a bit. It's like doing a drug, you know? Fire it off. Wearing a diaper is like doing a marvelous. For this guy, it's like, hey, man, smoke a little bit of this diaper. Oh, baby. Get loose a bit. Hell, yeah.

Why are you so stressed out? I think I got another good one. Yeah, so this is the last one we have. I'm so excited for this one. I love this one so much. This is just for Django. This question is, if someone just randomly took your cell phone and stomped on it, breaking it while smiling and laughing, how would you react?

Now, what's interesting about this is that the answer comes from verified user Orson Scott Card. Do you know who this is, Jago? It's like a science fiction writer. The author of Ender's Game. A famous, insane sci-fi writer. He is like a full-on, he was like an early conspiracy theorist.

And he's like very, very racist, but in a way that's like- He's like a Tom Clancy type. Yeah, but he's weirder. Tom Clancy's pretty weird. Tom Clancy's dead. He is dead. But he doesn't take place in the,

his ideas don't take place in the future. Right. But Orson Scott Card, I remember when Obama was running for president in 2008, he was like, if Obama wins, there will be gangs of black people who take over every city. That's what Orson Scott Card said? Yeah. And he was like, they're going to take over all the cities,

which is just like, where did you come up with this? That was a hard time when that happened. Is that what happens in Ender's Game? I've never read it. Well, Ender's Game is about a little boy who's very smart. And he also is good at karate, and he kills the guy in the shower. Yeah. Orson Scott Card is very homophobic.

By the way, a lot of his books are like, and then I soaked up my naked body to hug this other boy. It's not homophobic at all. In the military, you have to do it. Anyway, so the question is, what would you do if a guy broke your phone? Yeah, if someone just randomly took your cell phone and stomped on it, breaking it while smiling and laughing, how would you react? And this is like Orson Scott Card's been waiting his whole life for this.

See, this is pretty funny because previous guests of the show, Danny Feltz, I believe one time took a guy's phone out of his hand after he tried to run him off the road because Danny bikes everywhere in a car and he took his phone out of his car and threw it off a bridge. And so he pretty much like did this in real life. Danny did that? Yeah. That's a weird thing to do. Danny's cool. He's six foot three.

You can do stuff like that. I don't do stuff like that. I'm six three. Well, you should start. Fighting people. I remember after that episode he was talking shit about someone else and Danny said, he's the bad kind of autistic. I'm the good kind of autistic. It's so important to pick your side.

Yes, we are dividing into camps. You're with us or against us. He's in the blimp. Janko's in the train. Anyway. Orson Scott Card says, I can imagine pulling a pen out of my pocket and stabbing him deeply in the throat.

The pen is mightier than the sword. Fortunately, I believe that in reality, I would remember in time that I don't use my phone much except as an audio book player. It is easily replaceable. I already have a second mobile phone as a backup and no possession of mine is worth the life of a human being. I would regret killing that guy with my pen right after I did it,

but I would do that shit. So I would walk away thoroughly disgruntled, but aware that re-gruntlement was only as far away as the nearest Verizon store where I could replace my Galaxy Flip. And if it was my Unihertz Atom that he shattered, I already have Unihertz's latest jelly waiting for me to activate it. What is this product placement part of this?

What the fuck is a Unihertz jelly? I have no idea. Thanks to my friends at Verizon, I could get a new phone like that. Verizon, please leave this threatening Quora message. Please, it will help our brand so much. Hey, Verizon, another psycho came up and smashed my phone while laughing.

Again. The last thing he says is, also at 72 with no martial training, I am probably too slow and weak to put that pen in his throat anyway. Why do you even bring it up, Orson? I just love that Orson Welles is on here. I have to follow him.

Orson Welles is not on board. We need to be clear about that. He's a content creator. He has a lot of fucking answers, man. Yeah, I mean, the... Jesus Christ. All right, we got to read a few All the nut jobs of the world go on board.

Oh, he's a Mormon. Yeah, he is a Mormon. We want more of him, mon. I'm sorry, Jeremy, what were you saying? He has asked four questions. They're not really that interesting, though. How do the ravens work? That's a good question.

How do the ravens work? Does he mean the football team? No, he says, like, homing pigeons, so each is good for only one destination, or are they given instructions? Is that like a Game of Thrones thing? This is, you know, he's putting questions in here and then is, like, writing his book,

The Work of Ravens, and it's one hand washing the next. You're just making money for Orson Scott Card when you're on here, honestly. Yeah. I'm trying to find anything that's not, like, I don't know. Personal. My wife, Jeanette, asked me, when is your birthday?

Will Biden still be in the office by Christmas? He's old. You never know when he might die, become disabled, or succumb to dementia and no longer be able to function. I had to kill him with my pen. If you wrote on Quora that you were going to kill the president with a pen, would the FBI, like, come get you, or would they think it's funny? Oh, you think the FBI is moderating Quora?

Yeah, but they're everywhere. It's got to be really difficult for them to distinguish between lunatics and people who just type like lunatics. Yeah, the rest of Quora's base. I can't find anything interesting, but I'll look for another episode and try to see if he said anything that's funny. To be continued. To be continued on Orson Scott Card.

Shadow of Orson Scott Card. Is there a celebrity that totally annoys you? And he says, the MyPillow guy, his voice could kill frogs. flow i'm glad she got steady work the dream of every actor but i switched channels or fast forward remember i see her face bill gates a monopolist he made john d rockefeller look like an altruist and his perfidious treatment of competitors he created nothing and only succeeded by using other people's ideas but if you're rich you must be smart think idiots i've never come nails with the end i've never come across someone who has such strong opinions on flow from progressive

before i went to she she went to my college not when i was there but uh they fucking love her at binghamton university she the year after me she gave like the graduation speech yeah and there's like a photo of her in our library ensure your life with success bust of her yeah cradling to like you know two college students i'm trying to think of even like a thing she does she's just kind of next to a car and it's nice right yeah it's a pretty simple shtick what else do you gotta do really flow we love your work shout out to flow shout out to flow flow come on the show flow writers i would love to have flow on the show flow riders big big yeah big gap we're the flow right you guys should start trying to get celebrity guests why are you getting some fucking

comedians i don't know that's just who i know i know i'm trying to get flow for progressive start getting you know spokes spokesman spokesman we've been trying to get hunter biden that would be a wouldn't that be fun apparently he has a whole podcast on spotify that's just about him doing drugs and cooking something my i looked into this extensively my pitch to alex is that we just try to convince him the website's called crack.com and then maybe he'll come on yeah yeah it's a low blow but hunter if you if you're listening we're just joking just kidding come up chop it up with the us and Orson Scott card. We'll read all kinds of

authors' comments with you. Oh, boy. All right, well, we should ask a question. Yeah, I think that wraps up the show right there. We had a really good one a little while back.

Was it diaper related? Who can remember? I remember being on the diapers thinking, this is really good. Every episode we come up with a question in the middle and then we forget it by the end.

It's a tradition for us. Django, what are you curious about? If you guys had asked me in advance, I probably would have had a good one. Okay, fair enough. Okay, what about killing a guy with a pen? Using that as a launching point. If you kill a guy with a pen... You get to go to heaven.

Can you still go to heaven? Can you still go to heaven? It doesn't fully make sense, though, does it? It doesn't fully make sense. I feel like we're almost there. Can you still go to heaven? How about this? If you kill someone using a pencil like the Joker...

Okay. Oh, that's it. Can you still go to heaven? Can you still go to heaven? This should get some well-informed debate going. Yeah, sure. Punch that up. Do whatever you need to do.

In the meantime, we're going to get the plugs going here. Django, thank you so much for returning to the show. Thanks for having me, guys. It's been a thrill lapping it up here at the Flow Riders with you. Where can our folks find you at home, abroad,

and on the World Wide Web? You can find me all over the internet. I have a bunch of social media websites. I'm on it. The handle is at Django Industries

except Twitter X is just at Django. But really, the winning play is going to YouTube and watching Bag of Tricks, my debut stand-up special,

an hour of hilarity and paranoia. That's how you bring home The Big Win. And I know I'll be watching it again. Again. Even though I'm in it for like a second. I'll just be clicking the part I'm in. You're going to do the JFK thing back into the left of your own

reaction shot. Yeah, I'm going to be Leo DiCaprio. Was I really delighted here or was he using editing tricks? At this point I was mostly just giving it up for the camera. Okay, well that's it for all of us here. If you want more episodes, go to patreon.com slash quarators.

Otherwise, we'll be back here next week. Also, if you answer our question, please use the term scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs. All right. Bye-bye.