Quorators - Can A Pregnant Woman Cheat On Her Husband? w/ Drew Morgan

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do magnets not run out of battery? Why do liberals turn red with rage when someone says "let's go Brandon?" What does it feel like to wear a diaper that is really full of poop? ----- Follow Drew on social media @ DrewMorgComedy COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights  https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Land ho, Quora sailors. We've got a great live show coming up in New York City, the City of Lights. It said August 5th, the caveat. Go check the description of this to get a ticket link and come to our live show. And until then... Quor-bye! We're back with Corators, it's 105 degrees It really is

We're here, your two hot co-hosts, Alex and Jeremy I'm Alex I'm Jeremy, how's it going? Oh, it's quite well You're gonna love this, this is actually a pleasant surprise I have behind my back for you What is this? I've booked a very special guest No, no

That's right all the way from hollywood usa it's a legendary comedian drew morgan hello drew hello thanks for having me on you know uh now that i'm a legend i don't always say yes to these but i'm very pumped about your podcast hey it took a lot of uh a lot of days on our assistance calendar to get you here but now that we got you there i gotta ask how is the hollywood sign it's doing well uh You know, it's a little dirty. I think they're going to clean it soon. You know, they clean it with the blood of children, I think, once a year.

That's good. And that gets all the grime off because it's, like, thicker. Blood is famously thicker than water. Indeed, especially when it's someone who, you know, didn't get cast in the WB show. Right. They have a lot of, what's the word, anxiety, the animus of betrayal. Yeah, in their blood, I'm saying. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

that cleans the h it's the cortisol it's the these kids are always in fight or flight so that's really how you get the stains out you really get the stains out i'm not a chemist myself well uh i gotta ask you as you are uh appearing on our show which does have a theme to it um kind of a random question have you ever been on quarter.com yes i have um not a lot but i've been on there Cora so there's only two places when you try to ask the internet about drugs there's only two places where you can get a non don't do this answer like if you're ever like hey can I mix my allergy medication with Molly everyone's gonna tell you no except for Reddit and Cora that's right and Reddit it's tough because it's like some guys like I did it I do it all the time

and i'm fine but then his username is like burnout 420 are you fine and then quora is like don't do it because that's what you know bells above once and it's like some old lady in her basement you know turn to jesus 1-800 truth for more i forget the community name but we found it was like explicit oh yeah it was the we love drugs community on quora was just tweakers and It was just real heads encouraging their friends to keep doing hard drugs. They'd take pictures of them, and they'd be like, I've been sanding this bench for three days. Then there's just a wooden nub and a guy smiling at you.

They would talk about drugs like it was when you're running and you've got to get past the wall. You've just got to keep fighting, keep grinding out there, man. You're doing great work. The runners high. Was it hallucinogens, I hope, and not uppers? It was a lot of everything. It was all of the above.

the wall is death yeah yeah i think the wall might be ego death but anything goes on there okay well it sounds like you're pretty prepared for the show uh we're going to start like cora and i like that you guys are doing it instead of reddit i feel like a lot of people are doing like the reddit thing and it's like no this is where the real juice is yeah yeah it's a hidden jewel we would only ever comment on reddit behind a paywall which we do only for around five dollars every month that would be what i would need to go on ready i got to get paid to be on that website unless i'm there for free video uh digital trading card game purposes and then i have a lot of opinions and i'm pretty active in forums but other than

that do you guys remember the one that was local uh it's they got rid of it it was real bad where it was it was like it set up the way core is but it was just like who was that guy downtown that i saw this next door black people in this town it wasn't next door it was it was before next to small towns mostly and dude it was gnarly this isn't like there's no chance you're referring to craig's list no no not craig my good friend craig's list oh okay yeah there's too too many people have had too many great website ideas for us to narrow this down but we are just going to jump right into the show uh we have one recurring segment here where we ask a question at the end of the

show and then at the beginning we check back to see how we did and uh we banked five of these in a row yeah two or three weeks ago so they had a lot of time to comment on this one yeah this quora is if you shot a gun at earth from the moon would it hit the earth i think it would i think it would you had a good enough nail that thing man i think you'd blast it to hell there's an american made gun as long as it's not a soviet coward weapon yeah i think it would have to i think that the way physics works in an absence of grab as long as it can get off the moon would it come back to the moon because if you shot a gun straight at the moon it would come back and land on earth because there's gravity i'm gonna say yes i'm gonna say it'll make it

past the pull of the moon's gravity and then it's got nothing you know keeping it from going towards earth and then it's going to get sucked in by earth's gravity here's my one concern and this is mostly based from watching the hit television show gundam and that is that things burn up in the earth's gravity and then they don't make it to the bottom so you need to shoot a big bullet i think you would need realistically you would need pretty high what is it escape velocity you would need high escape velocity i think you've been peeking at the answer no no is that what they say yeah it's gonna it's gonna pop up i think you've convinced me now with the i didn't think about that it's not gonna make it plus also i don't know how long how fast is the moon going

pretty fast yeah this thing's gonna slow down it's been fucked up lately that's true he's hexing it yeah the baby witch is trying to hex it which what a mistake can you hear this cookie because i'm not gonna stop a little bit yeah we should still make drew i'm not gonna stop eating it yeah yeah pump drew in there pump it drew up okay yeah but yeah they gotta stop doing that hexing the moon to the moon you cannot talk shit to the moon no you're laughing in the face of god yeah absolutely enjoy the tides motherfucker jeremy what do we got for our answers okay let's see uh almost everyone said no and you're an idiot so that's good we doubled down that we all thought yes i think that i think the real answer this podcast is why alex is just

eating this is a video podcast i need my blood sugar's falling right now oh it's not video then i will stop referring to anything no this is video it is all on video i was saying it's worse than you know if it was audio alex is talking shit to the moon metaphorically right now oh yeah Go back to school, you fucking planetary being. I mean, the answer is just that the fastest commercial bullet out there only goes about half of lunar escape velocity, so what goes up would still come down even on the moon. I still think it would be funnier, though, if you shot a bullet at the Earth, and then it hit the Earth and it exploded like in Star Wars, but, you know, what could you do?

Yeah, I guess that would be funny. Also, can I just say that is the best answer we've ever gotten on Quora, where somebody directly addresses the question correctly? They do say there may be a military bullet slash shell that breaks the 2.4 kilometers per second velocity needed. But if so, I don't know what it is. To me, it's yes, there is. And he knows about it, and he can't say it. Give us a better answer.

Like, okay, that one was right. But, like, does anybody have any thoughts on, like, the Jews? You know, what's going on? Four answers now. Well, there isn't a section that's, like, answers that need improvement. So these. Okay. Anthony Bingham says,

you stupid moron. The moon is a quarter million miles away. Go play with yourself, idiot. Go play with yourself? Why did you upvote that? It's almost a goddamn play with ourselves. I mean, I feel like we've got to defend ourselves for saying maybe yes,

because I feel like if you can get past the moon's gravitational pull, then there's literally nothing holding you back, right? In an empty space, an object in motion will stay in motion, right? That's true. So we're not dumb, Cora. We say that every week on this podcast.

And I am a little embarrassed that there is not one single yes on here. And they are all hard no's. The escape velocity on the moon is around 5,300 miles per hour. Six times faster than sound. So I don't know those proper words, but my brain did process it that way. But I was just like, I think a bullet would get out. Because you see the guys walking, and they can all jump like Michael Jordan. It's like, well, if they can do that, then a bullet can leave.

a bullet's got that dog in them yeah uh where i grew up a lot of dogs had that bullet in them that's sad they had the mange we were doing the best we could um okay let's read some of these questions oh we have a new space of the week yeah we have a new space of the week also we need to say before we finish the last segment of last time on coordinators that if you must answer one of our questions for the podcast be sure to always include in your answer the word scrambled eggs the word is scrambled eggs then we will know you're a listener of the show and not just some some quora weirdo because otherwise you want to make sure you're out of the roast zone because otherwise oh yeah the j-dog are gonna take the gloves yeah

because if it's a random person we go fuck you dumbass then we see scrambled eggs and like but They're just a cool guy. You come to my house? All right. Well, anyway, our new Space of the Week. Quora has a bunch of, like, I don't know. It's like subreddits, but for Quora. So it's worse than subreddits.

So this one, someone sent this to us, I think, right? So we just received so many submissions from the same area, I decided to do it as a Space of the Week. Oh, great. They're not all hits, but these are three really good ones. Yeah, but I like it. Okay, Space of the Week. Do you want to hit a sound effect for that, or do we need one?

I don't think we decided on the space of the week's out as a fact, but let's do the tried and true. Okay. This is Darkest Secrets. Darkestsecrets.quora.com. These are the darkest secrets that anyone has. I just love whenever they have these, like, forbidden knowledge or darkest secrets. It's like, no one's allowed to know this, but we have written it on Quora, the one place you're allowed to discuss these questions. And if you're curious, you can look it up on my forum.

It's very clearly organized. So this is a very dark secret. I don't know if any of us have even heard of this idea, but can you cuddle in prison? That's the question. Can you cuddle in prison? I have literally never thought about this. I don't know why you wouldn't be able to. I guess I'm stopping.

I kind of thought there'd be more cuddling in prison because you're so scared all the time. Yeah, because a lot of times you have bunk beds. There's definitely sex in prison. i think there's definitely some cuddling in prison yeah um that's like asking is there for play in prison well there's also people who take on um man what a fucking bees nest this is sort of switch genders and some of them only do it in prison or do not claim otherwise to be transgender i used to be a criminal defense lawyer my brother's in prison so this is like a very weird it's like hey this is fun uh it gets real dark real quick though so like human touch

secrets human touch is like actually sort of required for humans like we really actually need it so i'm gonna say there's 100 cuddling in prison and the question of can you well like who's gonna stop you that's what i'm saying i guess the goddamn warden when he sees the kind of truth i'm brewing up in my cell as long as you're cuddling people who are of your same race i think it'll be fine maybe if you try to cross-pollinate the gangs will get mad i don't yeah society at large trying to stop you when you're cuddling but yeah uh this is a dark secret and i if if you are going to prison soon these are like the kinds of things you could look up sure we're going to say yes yeah you can cuddle don't worry about it you can and you must you must

to make it through uh i also think that like it is definitely less like not everybody will cuddle whether it be homophobia or just like fear of getting beaten up or called gay or whatever well you're gonna need a real buddy a real bff i think i know there's rules about how you cannot you're not allowed to jack off in prison which i think they should get rid of oh no they should let people jack off is that they're just like counting up here hey stop jacking off yeah hey you you guys just like a hose they spray you with i don't probably i think it's more we got to live here too so if you do that we're going to beat your ass there's a lot of if you do that we're going to beat your ass which is why i understand this is a legitimate question because the question

is like if i cuddle are they going to beat my ass sure that's true all right well let's i think you can get away with it if yeah i mean you can circumvent all these by being the top dog in the yard on a uh baki hanma kind of level and then you can really jack off and cuddle as much as you want see this is why i'm going to start and they do i'm going to start a company that is the right fears. That's called woke prison. You're going to cuddle as much as you want in woke prison. People are going to be mad about it.

Do you go to woke prison for not being woke enough? That's a good question. You go there for being too woke. You're going to lock me up for loving gay people too much. It depends on who's in power, Drew. I'm too big of an ally.

It's a private prison. Jeremy changed since he came back from woke prison. OK, let's see. Jennifer Hahn says in Missouri prisons, they forbid all touching unless one is doing another's hair, in which case must be done in the day room. But in reality, they also in every prison, they forbid cigarettes. Every every prison has people smoking in every prison. They forbid drugs. Every prison has drugs. So I'm not interested in what the prisons have to say about this. Personally, you guys are believing too much in big prison.

I'm not interested in big prison industrial complex views on cuddling. i want to know what eight ball thinks is he letting us do it but you never know you never know now there are 45 answers on this but how many of them will make me sad i'm trying to find the ones that aren't i'm trying to find two other questions that maybe won't at all okay so we can move on from there let's just simply move on although i will say temple of bapu the wise says no but then they say it several more times yeah then they said i thought i already answered this i wish my brother would call right now he calls every once in a while in the middle of the day i wish so bad he'd call right now just pop him in you know hey they want to know if there's

cuddling you're live on quaraders guess what we gotta know can you cuddle um all right let's move on then i'd also have to explain to someone who's been in prison for a decade what a podcast is are you not allowed to listen to podcasts in prison no i think you probably are if you can get well if you can get a device to listen to it on i know that some friends of mine who were associated with the podcast the trill billies sure uh they have a radio show where they allow people to call in and give a message that then the people in the prison in that town can hear on the radio so i think it's like a it's it's it's less that you can't listen to podcasts and more like you can't have a phone so it's a matter of how you get it they still got vine in there

they got vied they're all recording vibes i assume in prison it's 2010 that's part of the they all love bo burnham in prison they're just doing gags pretending to be dead freaking the guards out yeah they're all planking oh you stop planking stop harlem shaking in there that new milkshake uh trend with uh grimace would go over well but it's just with like the mystery meatloaf um okay i got another dark secret for you guys uh this is on the the quora subreddit subquora darkest secrets when a girl calls you daddy what do you call her when a girl calls you daddy what do you call her now i assume this question is between uh lovers but you can assume that this is a father asking what to do about his daughter can be and that is

that's the power of names um i'm always saying i wouldn't the question is definitely revealing a lot about the asker because it didn't ask when a woman and i'm not trying to be funny it's definitely like a 20 year old who's just starting to like date and it's run into somebody with more experience than him this is my sure baby girl or baby i think generally yeah i mean because if you're role playing as a daddy that's what a daddy would say is so you think that this girl was like hey daddy and he was like hold on and then he opened up his phone and opened up for him he was like what do you do he's studying biggie smalls skates from between songs he was i think he was hitting it from the back she was like give it to me daddy and he got in his head because he didn't know what

to say back to he was like i'm giving it i'll give it to you i didn't like that he didn't like how laura felt give it to me daddy i don't know what to say back to this yeah we are not related or baby girl or maybe this is risky if you just met her you know slut okay some of them like that yeah you should work out in a uh dungeons and dragons style appendix of names sure start if you have the time and then you gotta roll this with young people it seems when they first start having sex that like it's unsexy to just ask just ask her dude just be like hey next time i'm knocking the bottom out of that uh or you know halfway whatever um what do you want me to call you and she'll just tell you if she called you daddy without asking you she will love it if you

ask her i guarantee it right she's not gonna want you to go on quora quora says this is only a darkest secret from her i think um well quora has a pretty similar answer to what we're saying i think so this is max contacts who is a former prospector which 1971 to 2016 prospectors were still around but it doesn't say drew it doesn't say what he was prospecting but max says to label someone is to diminish them they become that one thing labeling speaks volumes about the shallow intellect of the person who does that uh the only one allowed to call me daddy is my daughter and she just calls me dad no one is one dimensional avoid labels they do not serve you and they shut down one dimensional max you fucking loser i think you should say that while having sex

when she's like you know give it to me daddy and you're like to label someone is to diminish them fuck max this that's the number one answer like that got upvoted yeah it's got 15 upvotes and then that has comments on it and it's like people are like what are you talking about yeah stop being weird max uh kent mitchell says uh if she wants she can call me just about anything just don't call me late for dinner oh my god max is never recovering from that i want to look up max he's going back to the mind burnout uncle cora is your lame stepdad to be fair about max who's who says that he is a prospector he has looked more like a prospector than anyone ever he's like he's a human cartoon prospect he has like he's like a 70 year old man with a big beard

and a big hat he has like the jurassic park hat the only thing he's missing is a large pickaxe over his shoulder in this photo otherwise he sifts in the river i i used to be a public defender i never would prosecute somebody but i think this is the first person who should go to woke prison we haven't figured out what it is yet but i think once we get enough people in there we'll be able to sense the vibe, and then we'll know what's supposed to be there. He's going to be digging for pronouns in woke prison. Hope your

pickaxe helps you there. You are forced to be they there. I found a he! I just love that we have woke Snuffy Smith telling us not to label people because they got called daddy in bed. I am a father! This is what woke prison should be used for, actually.

Not loving gay people, just being so uptight that you can't even fathom someone being called daddy because it's like what it's like we've circled back to being puritan what are we doing here so there's a girl on here Nina Silva who agrees with you drew because she says based

on experiences I had I usually call a guy daddy when he should really deserve the title but guys who call who get called daddy sometimes tend to call the girl baby girl princess angel bunny kitten love but then he said she says if it's a girl

uh calling you calling you daddy wait what she might be expecting my pretty slut so you were like right on the money from this girl who has been called daddy ah and again you you gotta just work out your excel sheet before you get started because there's a wide variety this is why on your bed frame you put the the cheat sheet so you can see it the final fantasy skill node system from Final Fantasy X where you can tech into Fox Slut from Angel. Here's an idea. If you don't want to

confuse the guy you're with, let's say you're a girl who wants to call someone daddy, get the tattoo on your back of the things that you like to be called in response to daddy. She's pretty cool. I didn't know we ran into the same circle. Throw a little Ouija board

tattoo on your back. You two are kind of a lot alike, huh? it's kind of wild all right what are we doing two daddies yeah two daddies on the pod also i feel like we skipped right past the fact that the uh prospector guy is just getting i you get to picture him having like hard sex when he shows up on quora he's biting into your boob that's not a real piece of gold he's chewing on it to see if it's fool's boob it's fool's boob podcasting is so easy boob is a very powerful talisman okay sorry i think i cut you off drew also no that was better i didn't hear anything beating fool's boob

you had fool's boob as a joke i was about to offer fool's boob up as content you know what i mean uh okay this is our last dark secret uh why does everyone keep throwing plastic cups at me and laughing at me it makes me very very upset what can i do about this see this is a dark secret this is genuinely very sad i think they should all be like this on darkest secrets yeah everyone is throwing plastic cups here's my question dear quora why is everybody laughing at me why did they throw cups i am not the trash well daniel guerrera it's the word everybody that's getting yeah oh yeah the teachers are and the assumption that we'll know yeah i don't know maybe because you ask questions like this on the internet the strangers there's two answers here and both of

them suck they're both really bad there's not a good one yeah one of them is because you look like human shaped garbage can so that's not very nice that's not nice is there a picture like with the prospector unfortunately is it the prospector's wife that would rock this whole community is just that one prospect sharing his darkest secrets um yeah they're sending they're throwing cups at you because they want you to sift through the river for gold why won't they show us this nice man's photo huh i'm gonna find it why does this website hide all this is i can the they have no photo it's their name is robin anderson so i don't know yeah that's um this feels like something that happened once and now they're like why does everyone do this to me yeah this person seems

annoying anyway i think it's probably because they like stood up at the wrong time in a baseball game or something like that i'm trying to think of situations where everyone throws cups at you yeah specifically cups too not like i'm picturing throwing garbage at me they're like everyone's got cups yeah maybe what do you have like a a kegger like an old-fashioned frat kegger sure maybe when you're like wearing like the equivalent of like wearing uh not green on saint patrick's day but to a frat party yeah everyone it would be sorry it's so funny if like that is what it is but there's a legitimate reason it's like this guy comes in and like grabs women's butts at every frat party so every time he shows up they like just start throwing cups at him he's like

why is everyone always doing this to me we protect us right mcallister get the fuck out of here dude here's another question from this same person who i think is a woman she says i have an employee who is great at his job but keeps harassing and trying to kiss my female employees do i fire him maybe they're throwing cups at you because you suck because you're a bad manager because he You don't protect your employees. Guess where you're going. Yeah, woke jail. I kind of nailed it.

I knew there was some sort of like, you deserve this, and it's because you're not protecting people who need to be protected. That's right. Your bully's instinct proved right again. Bullying works. It also asks, what makes the wheels on the bus go round? Go round and do, which is not the lyrics to the song. No, it's not.

It makes me want to throw cups at the... I hate this person. All right, let's move on from our space of the week. Let me close these. I got really pissed off about that. All right. This is our next segment. It's almost like I want to throw cups at them now.

I do for real. I really do want to throw cups at them. This next question is perfect for Drew because he's a man of the political discourse and commentary. This is our next segment, the quiz course. Here on the quiz course, we take the finest topics of the day

and we say how about that what do you think about that just tried so hard to jump on the the chair and really failed yeah she really fucked up but she's not quite on camera so that's too bad anyway yeah so this is kind of our political segment and sometimes it's more political than others but this is a pretty good example uh the question is why do liberals turn red with rage when someone says let's go brandon i cannot say i i do not know why okay i'll take a stab at it how could i take a stab at it yeah let's hear it this is one of those things where you know obviously most people don't care liberal progressive whatever the ones who do it's because they are the most boring people that have ever existed and and by the way anyone who

says that to a liberal also fits in that little venn diagram of like i just you guys deserve each other i hope you find love across the political spectrum that's what love on the spectrum's new season should be about people who have let's go brandon tattooed on their car and people who give a fuck that they do just like forced to be sure dating each other that's what i'd be into i guess the juice is flowing yeah like i've like the natural chemistry between a couple of the brandon anti-brandon like the yin to the yang just have like this constant bedroom jungle juice kind of thing happening where they're just they're just they're pulsing they're so alive for each other because they both want to live with and kill the president strong feelings about brandon yeah the

power of brandon is he he lives through all of us i would watch love on the political spectrum i think you should write romance novels based around this theme i think you'd be good at that thank you for saying so and i wouldn't turn down the opportunity don't let your dreams be dreams dude and the only time i've seen anyone actually like make what felt like a real complaint about that was someone making the complaint of like hey our 13 year olds know that means fuck joe biden so could you stop chanting fuck joe by like like that sure like weird like come on be better than this but even that it's like they're not they're not gonna be better than this well i just didn't realize like so many conservatives

want to fuck joe biden well he's got a tight body i think the let's go brandon thing was funny because it like went from like conservatives saying let's go brandon to like leftists ironically saying let's go brandon to like joe biden on stage saying let's go brandon within like three days like that was the course of it where he was like i don't know who this brandon guy is that's me i'm brandon it definitely shows you how the internet can ruin something that is pretty funny because i don't know if you know the origin of that but at a nascar race hey my people we have culture shout out they were chanting fuck joe biden right and the announcer it was coming through on the audio on the television the announcer goes oh they're saying

and the person in the lead's name was brandon they're saying let's go brandon that is an objectively hilarious way for someone at a corporate network job to try and handle the fact that the entire crowd is yeah is jam fuck joe biden also why are you chanting that hilarious like why are you chanting about joe biden at a nascar event have you been to a nascar event i imagine there's a lot of downtime between yeah but like i feel like it's like i've gone to like islanders games in new york where they're all chanting like fuck the rangers and you're like the rangers aren't here yeah why are you talking about joe biden why are you chanting about the rangers he could have been there that's true maybe he was i was about to say why are you

chanting at the rangers for the one game the president is well it's just like you know we all have to lift our voices up you know what i mean we all have to be heard even if they're not literally heard look i don't know why are they doing anything i didn't ask our race alex was i think on to something there because it's 300 laps yeah and there's only there's only like eight women there after they all get their titties out you need something to do till the end of the race it's like a long event have you been to one drew yeah i've been the one yeah are they fun yeah like if you're down in the in the party area sure because it's the greatest day of my life what did you say i said it's the greatest day of my life well it's just a kegger in a field while

something's going on behind you and then at the end you know it's like oh it's close that's exciting sure that's my take on it oh i hope they keep driving that fast where did y'all grow up uh i'm from new york long island and i'm a little bit more real america from massachusetts alex is a few few know that i'm sorry do you enjoy your nascar races what do you think of those that's why alex is always drooling people love nascar not on long island probably on staten but no i it's just it's a white trash party and look i love a white trash party but you're gonna have some what the fuck moments and definitely one of them was that being a chant at all i don't know what was going on dude not the kind of obsessed with politics not the kind of event joe biden

enjoys where he's at a competing uh uh rink with a train going as fast as it can in a circle 300 times that sounds dope yeah i would love to go to that train racing train racing they wouldn't They're trying to stop it. They're trying to stop our powerful ideas. I would love to do trade races. That sounds awesome. This is the beginning of a new green deal. New green deal.

No one is saying anything interesting on this quora. One person says, oh, muffin, oh, cupcake. I don't really. Oh, muffin, oh, cupcake. That isn't rage. We're turning red for a different reason that we can't discuss right here. They're just so fucking horned up right now. One guy says we are turning red for a different reason.

romance novel yeah i think i think that's a good idea i love on the political spectrum and i think that you should do like a fanfic where biden and trump fuck yeah and there's like this battle of who's going to be the top and that would really be a page turner and then one of them calls the other one daddy and the other one doesn't know what to say back so he goes on quora have trump and uh trump and biden did do the the yeah when they were debating they did the handshake thing right because trump always well trump had this move when he was president and i guess for his whole life where he shakes your hand and then he has to win the handshakes really pulling you over and uh i've if i'm remembering correctly i believe he did it to joe and then joe didn't let

him have it and so they were kind of doing like a there's held hands for a really long time there's two geriatrics yanking his little finger on uh trump's wrist you're hurting my thumb maybe maybe muffin was right like i'm sensing sexual tension in this story i don't know if it's that or just every time alex tells the story i get horny but like i feel like i feel like this is that's she's right they get red face because they're all horned up man this is feedback we get all the time on that alex there are actually a lot of people who listen and watch this podcast who are horny for alex they're all getting it's a bit much it's we are just trying to go to work right now people oh mary said it i love it when he says go to work people are very

um all right let's get on to forbidden knowledge yeah we still got six of these let's go that button let's go brandon let's go brandon you're here at the forbidden knowledge segment these is the questions that they don't want you to know because you'll be too powerful and because they're forbidden and also it's kind of a catch-all for questions that don't go in the other category. Miscellaneous. Miscellaneous seems like a bad name for a category.

Yeah. Okay. This question is, does Godzilla ever get bored and tired of being alive? Oh, I see why they're forbidden. We're not allowed to talk about lizard suicide. It's true. It's so hard to talk about Godzilla mental illness

in this day and age. It's so funny to think about Godzilla having an existential crisis he's stomping the buildings because he's lonely guys yeah it kind of reminds me of that pearl jam song godzilla jeremy godzilla blasted his razor rays you love that song man i wanted to say that man i said razor uh so lizards okay um and this is not the first time we've discussed godzilla on the program so many times um who we've really decided is a hermaphrodite and some depictions a woman um but throughout all of them godzilla is always a beautiful lizard which means that they might not have actually the brain meat to get sad or

tired of being alive as much as just like yearning for a ray of sun that they can kind of pose in you know like when your cat wants your attention and just starts eating plants or whatever yeah That's Godzilla, like, destroying Tokyo. He's like, why won't you play with me with the laser pointer anymore? Yeah, but the laser pointer is nuclear radiation. Yes. I don't want to get too serious on you guys' podcast, but I want you, Alex, to look into my baby blue eyes

and hear me when I say this. I've been advocating for this for a long time. Hot people do get sad, too, actually. That's not true. I don't buy it. And it's really hard for us because no one believes us. No. I can't.

I refuse. Yeah, of course you would say that. Godzilla is too sexy to be sad. Jesus Christ. i'm of course referring to their reptilian nature please i have my biologist glasses on today just going up to godzilla and being like you could be a model you know oh he's so fucking beautiful put you on the cover of a magazine godzilla hey you ever wear jeans i do want to look up godzilla in jeans that's a that's a real killer idea

half unbuttoned lizard abs coming down where's that tail go Godzilla has cum gutters I've always said that they glow blue that's why he can't be sad that should be one of the new sounds

for our board by the way is the Godzilla energy beam sound we're clocking it now I'll remember this later because I said that there's nothing sadder though than to think about Godzilla being that hot and having no one the fuck like that's got to be a lonely existence you got those cum gutters no one to come in true that's true and mothra is the queen of monsters moth mothra she's the big moth i i know she's the

big we this is what we talked about last time anyway my final answer for the question is no because she's a big lizard and so she doesn't get bored or tired of being alive she's just looking for a big girl i thought he's i thought he's usually a boy it switches okay okay it It depends on the canon. Okay. Well, that part sounds exciting. I'm going to say sometimes they get bored. That's why they smash stuff.

Yeah, apparently sometimes they do. In 1966, apparently Godzilla was originally a love interest for Kong. Okay, Kong. You a freak. Monkey fucking a lizard. You a freak for this one. That's all the answer says. It doesn't really say.

And then there's some pictures. Godzilla, to me, was not in his right mindset in this film, and he was just acting mindlessly at those times. Godzilla, is everything okay? He was in the bloody cave. That's the only answer. I love that this person kept it fanatical.

There's one more answer, by the way. The one answer is just, in 1966 Kong had sex with him. Thank you for writing it. There is one more answer from Johnny Fletcher who says Godzilla doesn't exist. Owned. Destroyed. Thanks, Johnny.

You left this question like goddamn Tokyo i think godzilla wrote this question to try to get the word out someone else think godzilla might get lonely you guys think lizards get sad and need people to write them at their address one two three the ocean um i like how both those people stuck with two different versions of reality instead of addressing the question in any sort of philosophical sense one was like not real what are you talking about and the other one was like we have to look to the literature we have to look for itself uh their uh employment description as well is just master of the godzilla franchise 28 years and counting so they were just they had no answer just wanted to drop

a godzilla fact yeah godzilla facts godzilla fact godzilla what's fucked king kong godzilla facts godzilla fact all right uh that's enough about godzilla um okay this one's from austin melons on the discord uh how do magnets not run out of battery they do eventually no you said magnets right yeah eventually their fields will um break down yeah but they don't have batteries we're talking like you know i don't know how long this is like a guess but we're talking like 500 000 years this is like a bullet escaping the moon's orbit style guess but probably like two million years. I do know they break down.

Yeah. I think the assumption here is that this person, whether they're trolling or not, thinks that there are batteries in a magnet. Yeah, you got to replace those. This is someone who thinks

that their magnet is like their iPhone and they just can't see the battery. The bunny with symbols inside your magnet has gotten tired. Steve Jobs doesn't want you to open your magnet up.

To quote the great philosopher's insane clown posse, magnets, how do they work? How do they work? It's true. and i don't know many don't know um we do have some top answers from some senior software engineers here uh it says there's two common misconceptions one magnets do not have or produce energy they exert a force yeah i don't really know what the difference is but it doesn't

count and it's different okay cool thanks nerd and then also that there's not batteries in there i'm guessing is the other one it's too long of an answer that forces don't consume energy so they don't run down sometimes they burn crosses that's true that's true that's not covered in the answer he didn't say that he doesn't want you to know about that part that's in the forbidden section uh any others let's see let's see i just took the question to mean can a magnet stop like right does eventually it breaks down yeah but how does it not run out of battle it breaks down because of loneliness like godzilla godzilla also breaks down after two million years there's just like i'm gonna fuck some shit up i wonder if king kong

ever fucked a magnet probably if king kong is you know has the same impulses like apes have then you know he's like doing oh that's true yeah like chimps like fuck frogs to death yeah that's absolutely true and did you learn that on quora that's just from real life okay they pick up a frog and they go to town with it and then it depends that in the kong films essentially the kindest way to do it is to give him a girlfriend godzilla who's sad in my monkey cartoon one of the lines that we cut because we decided was too dark that i wrote was a character threatening someone by saying i'm gonna fuck you like a frog jeremy very much tickled me by turning very uh uh shyly to being going in in my monkey cartoon

that reminds me of my monkey cartoon i have a cartoon about monkeys that's very important for me it's not out yet um i mean i want to see the monkey cartoon it's not a dog slam go check it I'm not trying to throw cups at Alex, but yet again, you're sexying up the conversation. Like, we're just having a normal conversation, and now you're fucking frogs to death, dude. It's true. It's relevant. Chimps are bad, though. I mean, I guess not to the magnet question, to the Godzilla one, which we return to, because

this is what kind of sucks. What's the really nice gorilla that lost a few kittens? Coco? Oh, Coco. Where they're like, Coco loves kittens, but she has lost a few. Oh, no. I don't like what you're implying about Coco. like coco could never hurt a kitten she's a nice gorilla she's a good lady she's one of the good

gorillas gorillas that gorilla fucked himself with one of them i think the gorilla just killed the cat i don't think gorillas have real emotions yeah it was definitely uh get grapes of wrath situation yeah yeah that's the kindest way to put it oh the producer waffles may be showing up in a minute here we'll see uh let's go on to the next question okay pull it up we're on a tear here can children see the spirit world oh that's a good question i'll take my answer no it's not that's not a good question i don't know really good do you know the answer no no they cannot i think they could see the spirit world do you think they can see it better or worse than adults what's the spirit world what do you mean what's the ghost yeah like ghosts like santa santa's in the spirit

santa's a form of ghost this is touched upon in many media and literature oftentimes there's a special bell that you ring and then you know santa's coming and only the children can hear that's in polar express and that's in the famous uh cinema sin style plot hole because it's like but these adults they don't remember hearing the bell yeah but also like in that movie it's so funny because like um it's it's it's like every metaphor for childhood is that you lose your ability because you are you know shamed and disdained by the world and therefore you can no longer see ghosts but it's like i definitely think kids have a brighter outlook if that's what you're asking me but if you're asking me if like they walk around like we do when we're on dmt

no i don't think so yeah kids are all on dmt they're looking at the machine elves do you feel like you can see the spirit world when you do dmt uh sometimes i believe that other times i just believe that um you know the fucking what the matrices that our brain paints in order to perceive the reality that our eyeballs are trying to feed into it uh break down because i'm on drugs and during that breakdown the brain's trying to piece it back together and we all have the same five ways we piece it back together elf people the machines whatever because these are the only metaphors we have for building a reality uh and then other times when i'm in a good mood i'm like yeah dude i talked to a god and he helped me through some stuff he helped me write this new

stand-up bit i'm kind of saving my dmt experience for like when i've broken my neck falling from a ravine that's kind of how i feel about it yeah i feel like i'll enjoy it more if it's a first time like i don't want to be dying and think like oh this bullshit again i've met you saving yourself for marriage the atheist i'm saving dmt for death yeah i would just feel so embarrassed if i met one of the machine elves a second time and it was like i saw someone at a party and i'm like machine elves and they're like hi nice to meet you and i'm like dude we met still here huh you helped me mine that stand-up material there was a guy i was hearing about uh from one of my friends who like would definitely smoke too much dmt some documentary i think it's on netflix

there's a guy who claims to be having a relationship with a purple woman that rocks and then and then another of his friends smoked the same dmt and was like the purple woman said to tell you hi but i accidentally outed you that you had a girlfriend in this realm and she's mad at you oh my god dude you can't meet my girlfriend she goes to another realm that's exactly that's literally what i said i would feel so insecure knowing i've angered the mystical purple woman dude you fucked my girlfriend from the dmt realm what are the repercussions for that that's so funny i don't want the purple woman being mad at me anyway yeah children can see this pure world and they have all kinds of adventures with the frogs and so forth also

the thing i was gonna say about the polar express is that the the presents show up but santa's bringing them there but the parents don't believe in santa so where do they think the presents are coming from oh yeah bottom and the mom thought the dad brought him i don't like is Isn't this like an additional layer of Santa's? He also hypnotizes your parents into thinking Yeah, he's like, he does like a shitty magic. Yeah. He's like an okay hypnotist. Oh, shit.

What happened? We're dog sitting and this dog's going crazy. Okay. Feel free to get out of that dog. The dog hates that I disrespected Santa Claus. It's not that kind of podcast. He heard the purple woman. He was like, I've seen that woman. She's the gray woman.

I always called the gray woman. She's a beautiful gray woman. How much time do we have? We're really upsetting this dog. We got 10 more minutes. We got 10 more minutes of this. Do you want to read any of these answers? There's a dog. Dude, people love dogs.

Hell yes, dude. What happened is my wife left and this dog freaked out. But I think as long as I pet the dog, we'll be fine. People want to see dogs in podcast videos. This is a positive for us. And this has been very much a cat podcast up until this very moment. I can see the spirit world. i'll tell you that right fucking now for the audio they're up to some bullshit that's the dog

the dog is talking he's keeping it real um onyx raven says depends on the child okay fair enough all right so we're agnostic pick a side different aspects of the spirit world manifest around us all the time the thing is kids have not yet learned to ignore it by calling it delusion hallucination stress trick of the eye mental illness thank you onyx raven thank you onyx raven thank you onyx raven i mean so if we take that theory further onyx raven i think believes that like schizophrenic people might actually potentially be seeing the spirit world not just talking to the figments of their imagination stress wait this answer might get a little spicy at the bottom uh what is it uh oh no you have to read it onyx raven

takes we do not endorse onyx raven okay please read it without endorsing what onyx raven says I knew it was going to get racial or anti-Semitic. Here we go. Except for the first part about the children seeing the spirit world, which we all agree is correct. The degree to which they are able to interact with the spirit world is hereditary, but at times just randomized. That's why, that being why they burned witches to death.

I don't really understand. To attempt ending gifted pagans' bloodlines whose very existence is believed to be subverting the aims of the church. It didn't quite work, but it was somewhat effective. For example, it is now universally spoken aloud that such things are a sign of madness rather than one of a series of gifts behind closed doors however then we had the age of charlatans because like jews or gays those who can for real remember the purges instinctively shy away for public knowledge anywho i digress i like that onyx raven like thinks of the world as like dnd

class bonuses where they're like well if you spec into gay or jewish you can see the spirit realm more easily but you have a higher chance of upsetting the church so wait a minute just so i'm clear is onyx raven saying that the jews have a special ability as do the gays or are they saying we should actually kill them just not the witches i don't know i think they have access to alternate spirits like the golem oh i see i see and uh and the gays the giant dildo in the sky like what's that about uh i don't know i'm imagining it like a starcraft uh tech triangle thing where it's like gays have access to um you know like rock paper scissors kind of battle yeah like high uh high power high cost units right the gays are protoss yeah it does feel like in hollywood and i want to

say before i say that this is a huge compliment it's only men as one that the gays have been able to tap into something sure and in the sense of like sometimes you go out and be like this you're gorgeous talented funny what is happening you know how do you do it they all love gays oh because you can see the spirit world and the question answers itself well thank you to onyx raven for keeping these questions real for once thank you onyx raven oh we're gonna switch uh switch tack here for a minute okay yeah get a little romantic with our next segment core romance i'm gonna put on my lip balm for core romance through you're a married man i am so this you'll probably relate to this next question uh may be relevant to you the question is of course

can a pregnant woman cheat on her husband what how's that a question of course not because then we stone her to death um in a woke prison you're allowed to yeah i don't what does that mean like do they mean is it possible i hope they don't mean is it possible i think they mean are they allowed to like if you're some people like you get a pass they get the pass you're invited to the cookout of cheating yeah yeah it doesn't count if we're in different areas one hall pass he was there because you're upset and you've got hormones going um some people just don't understand the biology of being pregnant and are like can you like is there anything going on down there is there just like a baby dangling out the bottom

yeah oh yeah yeah so you think they might be asking is it literally possible like the pussy's plugged up right like when they're pregnant nobody can get in oh yeah just a quick reminder we are on quora.com so i think it's a real chance that's the question this is what happened a guy a guy caught his wife cheating and she was like i how could i have cheated on you i literally cannot have sex i am pregnant i'm full of if someone tried to attest to me my baby would be like no and kick it out and he was like let me find out about this this scene the movie did was the baby high-fiving yeah just pushing the dick out no no no yeah jeremy's had a lot of practice This is this one.

I did it a lot as a baby. You cheated when you were pregnant? No, my mom cheated when she was pregnant, and I was in there like, get out of my house. Wow, this is a big episode. Big episode for Jeremy, Lord. That was the spirit world, Jeremy. Oh, my God. My mom had sex with Santa Claus.

So, yeah, I guess final answer. Well, my wife is pregnant currently. Okay. She can definitely cheat on me. She's allowed to. We all agree. That wouldn't be cheating. If I said she was allowed to, wouldn't that make it not cheating?

Wow, that's not cheating. I just meant she's like physically, she's definitely able and she's still hot. She's like a hot pregnant lady, which some people are really into that. So I don't really know what they're getting at. She got that glow. Yeah, okay. I guess my question is, could a person so full of life commit an act of betrayal? If she ran into Pauly Bill de Blasio, what would happen?

Oh, by the way, Bill de Blasio is Pauly. Oh, yeah. That's the news of the day. In case you're wondering, they announced it in the newspaper. It was in the New York Times. Breaking. Bill de Blasio is Pauly. Bill de Blasio is after your girl.

Also, it's funny because if you say Bill de Blasio real fast, it sounds like a mall in Italy where you would build a polycule. Bill de Blasio. He also is like two blocks away from here. so they could oh yeah it's true we could ask oh we have to get bill that's gonna be the biggest episode of the show yeah we got he doesn't even fit on camera i i told you this literally i've genuinely have said if you ever see him at the street you must ask him to come on our podcast and i haven't because it would be really obvious can i come on and ask him to date me and my

pregnant wife you can yeah i guess i'll like contact you if i see bill de blasio anyway uh The top answer is yes And many do So there you go Nobody is cheating more than pregnant women Thanks for writing in Some dude who got cheated on by his pregnant wife She kind of uses it as like a super bonus in Mario

When you get the mushroom you're invincible for a while To just take loads all over town What is it? You get pregnant just imagine a very dumb person who thinks you can't get stds either pregnant i can fuck whoever i want raw dog yeah the baby kicks them out get up in this shit pregnant women can enjoy full sex if done with care well i feel like that settles it great answer nobody has any more questions about pregnant

women after those two you want to just do that bottom one oh yeah okay we'll just do one of these uh because we're a little uh long on time here but uh this is a medical question so we have to get our medical song up here that's right uh i got it right here okay welcome to quora md the one-stop shop for all of your medical questions you're sick and you're dying that's usually what it's about uh this this week we have a pretty enticing one it's a kind of a twist on a classic and keeps going with our our loving theme today our theme of romance which is uh what does it feel like to wear a diaper that is really full of poop this is a medical this is a medical question this is a well where would you put you

go you meet a doctor and you're like i got a question for you doc what does it feel like to wear a diaper that is really full it's not like is it okay i don't want to know what it's like if it's kind of full of poop yeah don't lie to me plumb bursting with the stuff i guess is the question plumb bursting just even poop you've made sexy well it's hard not to drew well i've got good news for you the answers all say it feels great they're all yes an emphatic yes on uh or i guess so excited about it that they like are misspelling words the first comment you're like it feels amazing it feels so fucking good uh we're gonna we're gonna read you exactly what it says you sit down in it while she's staring at you oh god i just

like to say before we get into the answers i don't think it would feel good i don't think it would feel good i don't think it would possibly feel good you're sitting in your own juices and shit waiting for the fucking ball to drop and pulling down on you it's gonna be staining on you all day you don't want that those things are snug so that nothing can get out so if you get it full like yeah now you're constricted i guess i'm just against it anyway here's the answer against this question i'm upset by this whole segment this the top answer is uh from user age which is uh hfdghj he is a professional you read his qualifications his qualifications are i have wet and messed my pants day and night so that's on every answer he answers that says that below

this is one of the worst fetish questions we've asked in a long time 1976 yeah i'll vote that out get an upvote on that one this is this is gonna be relevant he says it feels amazing and warm it makes it saggier but it feels warm squishy if you sit or it is very full and warm there's like there's almost nothing that can make me squirm when it comes to sex and like pooping kids are the only two things and it's just we've got it right now in spades i don't like this i don't like this at all i don't like this person i i i'm sorry to do this to you drew but can you read this next one okay this next one is by a listener or not this is just a quora user andy rue i have been been a dl for many years it's so funny to read people's full names on this

podcast and be like all right this is what this guy said if you'd like to find out where this person lives i'm sure you could narrow it down anyway uh they say it feels amazing a wet and messy nappy is the best thing in the world i prefer it when my poop is semi-soft as that way if you do it when you're sitting down it spreads between your legs as well as up your butt oh no straight to woke prison no cuddling yeah this is the darkest ward of woke prison by the way are just the gross poop sex people. Sometimes I have pooped so much that it has almost come out of the top of the nappy at the back.

Oh, no. See photo. Certainly if you wear the nappy. I don't see the photo. Do not see the photo. I don't even want to watch you look at the photo. I can't look at the photo. It doesn't look like there is a photo, though.

I will literally throw up. If I click it, is there a photo? There's no photo. I think it might have gotten deleted. Yeah, even Quora is like, hey, this is too gnarly, dude. You could have the text. yeah the the mod came in was like you guys being gross man i'm not sitting there in a piss-filled diaper you guys are being disgusting we don't talk about it

it's not what we do on the uh poop community subcourt certainly if you wear the nappy too long it comes out between your legs if you're moving around a lot alex please i will or i'll mute until you just wave at me when you're done okay all right Well, they're all along those lines, I'll say. Is there any other funny... Can I read one more thing? Okay. This is not disgusting, but just the beginning of this one.

It's just important. To answer this question, hi, my name is Becky, and I am 35 years old. It's like, all right, let's get into it. All right, give me a little bit of what she says. I mean, she's just saying, like, one day I was in class, and poop started running out of my pull-ups, and my friends quickly took me to the bathroom stall and waited for me to finish so they could help me clean up while I'm changing my poopy pants. wait wait jeremy i have to add in everyone else is doing like a gross sex thing with this this

person is like medically oh really has to wear a diaper and he's like let me just genuinely answer your question i have cerebral palsy i wear diapers every day i just skipped that and everyone else is like i better fucking make you call all right i take it back okay becky we salute you here at core do you think uh do you think becky and arthur or whatever just had a meet cute maybe maybe maybe quora.com hey i mean look if this is what gets you off like i don't you know do your thing like this is harmless literally quora do your thing quora if you if this is what gets you going go for it and if you're someone who has to wear a diaper for medical reasons and you're nervous you'll never find love hook up with because that guy's fucking into it yeah super

into it that's always genuinely been an interesting question to me is when someone has a specific fetish and then you have the thing that satisfies it is that like exciting because someone's very into you or is it like a little off-putting i think it's like double negative kind of situation like they're kind of removing your special um uh uh identity yeah yeah like a little little person is the main way i think about it it's like you know a lot of people fetishize little people it's like do they want that or are they like ah you're objectifying yeah that seems a little more objectified no i think that's probably weird because i feel like i know like for example like asian women who don't like dating guys who only date asian women you know what i mean like just

like if it's just let it let it be normal would you know if they did like it because then they just wouldn't mention it at all they'd be like great this the system works always bring it up Those dudes open with that shit. Oh, my God. I was so excited when I saw how Asian you are. Yeah, that's fucking weird. That might be weirder than the poop guys. Yeah, I think you might be right.

I just wonder if there's anything, like, I'll ever feel the joy of the poop guy. Wearing a diaper that is really full of poop. Not that, but, like, that wouldn't be good for me, though. That would upset me. So it's just like. You don't have his thing. You're saying, I wish I had something that made me feel so happy. i would go on the internet and anonymously embarrass myself because it must be that good

if if it's yeah if he's willing to go online and post about being a little baby with a full diaper i'm just gonna say this don't knock until you tried it fair enough there's a few things you cannot till you try uh yeah weird wait wait wait wait this is yeah one more answer uh to the question which is again what does it feel like to wear a diaper really full poop i don't know put a freaking diaper on and poop in it tell us what it feels like duh there's always someone being mean on all of these yeah yeah it does in there just some shitty response on every single one of these i know i love i love imagining those are sincere some dudes like favorite thing to do is relax with a beer and record look at this idiot he thinks you can't figure it out he doesn't even

know just do it yourself dude i like one person says what a stupid question you can't be serious how old are you like 12 or 10 it's like that's also too old i don't know yeah i mean you're not in diapers usually no i think we've really covered the gamut on this one i'm not gonna i'm not gonna lie that's all our questions that one's wrapped up so at the end of every episode now you're done with it i didn't have you to stop minutes ago i wasn't done then it wasn't bull yet well drew thank you so much for coming over it's over not yet we have one more thing we have one more thing we have to ask our own question on quora so do you have any questions that you want to ask the quora community and we'll check in next week and find out what the deal is yeah yeah i got a few

let's hear i feel dumb i feel dumb the one that popped in my brain first i feel so stupid let's hear it it does not belong how they get how they get water to the top of tall buildings like before we had like all the electricity and stuff like it feels like they were able to do that before we had the should have had the means like uh what's that beautiful thing in it i think it's in italy or greece aqueduct that was the aqua it's like how the fuck did that work how the fuck did that work okay so i think in order to clarify this question we have to start with How do you get water to the top of tall buildings and then a follow-up that is wrong in some way? And then that should get people coming out of the woodwork to kind of yell at us.

Did they use wind? Did they use wind is a great suggestion, Jeremy. And then he would be like, no, idiot. And then they'll tell us the real answer. Dispersing pressure. Dumbass. All right, I'll ask that question on Quora.com. Yeah, Jeremy, type that up.

In the meantime. time drew thank you so much for coming on we gotta know where can our listeners find you and your wonderful products at home and abroad uh yeah you can follow me on social media i'm at drew morg comedy on instagram on twitter i'm at full poopy diaper 420 um no i'm i quit twitter uh yeah just drew morgan comedy.com just look for drew morgan the comedian if you want to look for me i'll be in new york for a show soon i'll be in san diego doing some shows coming up i'll be in austin texas and asheville north carolina doing some shows yeah check it out follow drew on online and uh come to his shows yeah thanks for coming on also because we also say that this is the best

bad idea for a podcast i've ever experienced what i mean by that is this is incredible it was so great the structure is good the only downside is no one knows what core is there's not enough eating on mike i think i had that yeah i think we need more food in alex's mouth and more poop related questions that we can read and be disgusted by the dog is freaking the fuck out we're done here we're done goodbye goodbye