Quorators - Can Children Be Evil? w/ Milly Tamarez

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do White People Have Any Deficiencies As A Race? What do you and your daughter wear when alone at home? How dare I ask a question that might insult the British? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators 

um welcome back to the core zone it's your host alex and jeremy also is not called the quarazone it's It's Quora. What's up, Jeremy? I'm good. How are you, Alex? Good. Now we've gotten that out of the way.

We have a very special guest for you today, all the way from the Big Apple, New York City. This is major comedic talent venturing for the first time onto Quora.com, the one and only Millie Tamera. Hi. Hello. Hi. So what is this? We're going to read Quora.

We're going to read Quora. We're going to read Quora. Okay. Have you ever been on Quora? um so you said Cora I'm thinking Avatar the Last Airbender I hope you didn't re-watch too many episodes I'm like Alex is a anime guy yeah I gotta watch and I'm like okay is she bi-coded could we see it in the early seasons and then you say it's about questions and I'm like I feel like I have

like you know what um famously part of my brand is that I'm an android girl like hardcore hardcore as opposed to iphone as opposed to not just like robot people no no yes yes i'm a droid i'm a robot blah blah blah um i mean whatever okay whatever whatever makes you happy yeah um i like android i have an android phone yeah you know it's very contentious whatever but there's a lot of android answers on sometimes i'm like why is my phone not turning on and then i'll google it and it'll be and sometimes it'll be Quora. So that's like my extent. And the legend of Quora.

Yeah, and the legend of Quora. Apple will lock out the answers from Reddit, so you have to go on Quora to get these third-party program answers. Well, I think that will come up today. Also, is Quora bisexual coded? Write in. Quora, oh, the website?

The website, yeah. Well, the first thing I see here is... Yeah, why is everyone turning gay nowadays? And then someone says, it's vaccines. And that's the top question on Quora.com Nothing type it Yeah, we didn't Quora-rate that one That one's just there

So, is it bisexual coded? Answer is A little bit, a little bit, yeah Because we're all on the vax The gay vaccine I guess it's the straight vaccine, really Because it prevents you from being straight I couldn't say one way or the next, Jeremy

Well, right, okay So, you get a gay vaccine So it prevents you from being straight but then in in line with most vaccines don't you have to get injected with a little bit of straight right that's true so your body so your body fights it off yeah it's just a little bit of straightness you're just getting carmen electra uh film shoots from 2006 injected directly they're both part of the same shot you know what i did like a thing with carmen electra i like interviewed her for this dating show thing that i used to write friend of the show

and friend of the show Carmen Electra she's really cool I like didn't understand I didn't contextualize her properly but she's an alt girl who has

who likes alt men I didn't it didn't hit until I talked on the phone with her writing this down she's like oh yeah

like we're like what kind of what's your favorite type of guy or like what's your type and she's like oh I guess

just like like Dennis Rodman but like not athletes like he's my type but like everything else about him and I'm like okay so it's got to be seven feet tall just like a really alt a little you know a little zesty a

little sure yeah dennis robman a little ronald mcdonald that's how she got her name she's a white girl named from from ohio but she fucked prince that's a pretty good name switch i do get her confused with electra from daredevil that's what i and these are different you're really scrambling your hand tight these are different it's just like we're really off to a chaotic start today but carmen lecture was in a good burger and she was really good in it really that's good to know physical comedy slapstick she's really committing to the bit the arc of the burgers cemented into her role yeah well who does she play in it she so basically mondo burger has like a spy

she's a burger fuck no do not do not no I'm not even engaging she's not

she plays like she's supposed to seduce kill and he's can't be done and he you know

he like puts her through the ringer it's like and the hijinks ensue okay I can't wait to see this film Good Burger

can't wait to check it out Good Burger the movie that came out in 1995 well they're making a sequel it's coming out yeah there was a trailer for it A few days ago.

That can't be good, right? I don't know. It's been 30 years. Yeah. I don't know. If they have the same writers, it was really funny. It aged really well. Go watch Good Burger.

The problem with any reboot movie from like 30 years ago is that they can't recapture the feeling of just being a child and having not seen any other movies. I mean, I watched it a year ago and I had a great time. So that's what I'm saying. All right. That's why I remember. I'm like, oh, this is actually really funny. And also, Carmen Electra is really good in this and whatever. Good Burger's not like that, Jeremy.

Good Burger's what? Good Burger's not like that, Jeremy. I haven't seen Good Burger. I know. It shows. But y'all are on Quora. We're on Quora. Y'all haven't seen Good Burger.

Y'all don't like Carmen Electra. You jack off to the Electra daredevil. They're the same lady, I think. I feel like you brought it jacking off. No, I mean, we're in the territory. We don't talk about stuff like that here. This is a very normal podcast. What was the question we asked last time?

So we bookend the show with a question we asked on the previous show. Yeah. And we would see what answers we got. So what did we do last time? What do you do with a dog who is always smoking weed? So you guys asked the core community this question. Yeah. What do you do with a dog who is always smoking weed?

And they think you're being sincere. Yes. And we are being sincere. My dog loves smoking weed. And he doesn't know what to do about it. Okay. He can't get a job. He doesn't have a girlfriend.

Sounds like Garfield, but okay. Famously a cat. Garfield was straight edge. He has those two X's on his hands. Garfield's queer coded, actually. You could be queer coded and straight edge. It's true. Oh, well.

Oh, sure. That's what the lasagna is all about. Well, I would like to... I feel like we do have to say, just for the record, do not let your dog smoke weed. It's very bad for them when they get weed. My mother-in-law's

dog ate some weed ash off the ground and completely went flat. He got a little too cool. He got flat and then they were like, the dog's dying and we took it to the hospital and it was fine. They do tell you when you go there and so I'm just throwing it out here.

Do not give the dog weed. Interesting. Well, you learn something new every day. If you're one of those people who listens to a podcast and is like this will dictate whether or not I give my dog weed. I should listen to influencer Alex Patak. Yo, it's not based to give the dog

weed. Alright, let me read this answer. This is from Joanna and she said, I don't know. Oh baby! My dogs don't smoke it, but they really like the doggy edibles. We get hemp calming treats for them. They are afraid of loud noises like thunderstorms and fireworks and these

supposedly help with it. The treats claim to contain hemp, blah blah blah. Then there's just a photo of him. I don't know. Who cares? I've given my dog CBD. Okay. I feel like I don't know if it works.

Does your dog have anxiety? When I first got him, when he was a puppy, when I would leave, he would cry a lot. And then everyone's like, crate train your dog, crate train your dog. So I would leave him in the crate because I didn't want him to fuck up everything. But he would get so anxious in there. Or he would just be crying a lot. And my neighbors would, like, no, they wouldn't complain. They weren't assholes.

but like it's not fun to hear your dog like crying yeah so i it's more for me so i can feel better um this dog has to chill you should take the cbd well and then i yeah i did but um yeah i feel like half of the things people give their dogs are for them yeah as far as ideas go that's big money alex got the a new sound effect he's trying to get it in there it'll come up okay Because he was pushing that button even before I didn't finish. He just really wanted to do the cash register sound. It's relevant every time. Anyway, no one else really has an answer that's worth reading.

One person says help him. Help him. Help him. All right, well. Should I get my dog weed? Help him. What do you do with a dog who's almost always smoking weed? Yeah.

It could be your friend. Yeah. Okay. What do you do with your dog? Yeah. That's enough. I thought it was going to be a bong. I'll be honest.

I'm trying to show off my new sounds. I have three new sounds. Spent like a half hour finding the sounds. Wow. I love, don't you love when you invite a black woman to your podcast and in the middle of her sharing a thought, you put that's enough? You put that that's enough. Oh, no.

It's wrong. That's a cracked fact. Alex is racist. Whose side are you on, Alex or Millie? Write it in the comments. Where is this going to be posted? YouTube? It's going to be you.

I don't know. Oh, they don't know. Maybe this will be the thing that turns it around for us. Yeah, it's like an enemy of my enemy. Over there. Oh, my God. They all get together for their hate of me. Okay, we have a bunch of chorus for you to read with us.

Okay. Oh, hell yeah. This first one is a religion segment. Was that a sound effect, or did you just say that? That was just from the voice. I'm just getting that trending. All right, this is our religion segment, so slam that button now. This is forbidden fruit.

That's the religion noise. It's also the philosophy noise, but there's like a lot of that. You would just give us that, right? That's essentially the same topic almost. Come on, man. So we kind of asked the forbidden questions on here about religion and the sacred cows aren't sacred here. There's no spin in this zone.

This question is, Atheists, imagine you're a famous baseball player and are about to hit the winning strike. Accidentally, the thrower tosses a Christian baby at you. Would you still hit the baby out of the stadium and win millions or sacrifice the Christian baby? Millie? I gotta win millions.

I hate questions like this. Okay, because this is triggering because one time this guy like seven years or almost like 10 years after maybe like six years after we graduated high school like remember when facebook used to have all those polls sure of like would you do this like i don't know there's like all these little games and this guy that like i barely talked to was a great under me now he's like graduated has like five kids because he's in the military and then there was like would you slap at millie tamaris for a million dollars and he

goes yes of course lol and I'm like why did you post this I don't even talk to you you live in Georgia like we do not interact the military changed you but I'm also like no one's gonna give you one million dollars like I don't know

this is like sure I guess yeah it's a flawed question but I'm like okay would you still hit the baby in a stadium and sacrifice the Christian baby so the baby is being used as a ball when you said that it triggered you I thought for a second you're gonna be like i was once a christian baby i thought she was gonna say she was a baseball player to my baby incident i like that this question just doesn't just a baseball the person doesn't

like know what baseball is like hit the winning strike at the thrower and all this stuff yeah yeah can you hit a winning is it the strike like you strike yeah what is something that cannot be hit and also okay i guess you can if you're baptized as a baby you i guess you're a christian baby but i'm like i you're not really catholic right until you're you're coming in and all this shit and i don't know i'm just why are they holding you on the field you can be a christian baby you can be a christian baby and sadly it's all too common they're used you can be a christian baby come on come on

oh baby there you go that's enough also an original character I'm working on Wario Wario yeah Wario's enemy it's a different guy

you don't know about him yet anyway I'd hit that baby if I'm going to win millions my options are hit the baby or sacrifice the baby Yeah, I'm like, okay, so the baby has to die if you don't hit it? Yeah, because I guess if the catcher is going to catch it, it's still going to hurt. Nothing's going to get in between me and my big money.

No. He's got the cash register. That one was better. Pretty good, wasn't it? We're glad I got it. We were talking about money, therefore it was more related. I still don't know where the bong is, so we're just going to not have that today. Wait, we don't have the bong?

Just press all the buttons now so we can see. There's 25 buttons. There's a lot of buttons. Don't we have like a weed smoking segment or is that for another episode? It's for another episode. Okay. So this is the Christian baby question. I think the answer is clearly just that you have to hit the baby.

There's nothing else. You gotta slam it. I don't know. I'm just like. I'm too committed to baseball. The baby's not going to fly. I don't know. If you threw a baby at 80 miles an hour and a catcher caught it, how's that baby doing?

Can you throw a baby at 80 miles an hour? Like it's heavy. Me personally, no. I can do it. No problem. Alex could. Hey, I work out. He works out with two Christian babies.

That's enough. That's enough. Just hit it. Slam it. It's just on the other board. Yeah, I know. I'm like, you got a fucking complicated board. Here, slam it.

That's enough. Pretty good, isn't it? That's enough. That's pretty satisfying. Wow. Okay. What are the comments? The comments are just people being mad at the question, so they're not really interested.

Fools. Well, there we go. someone says as an atheist i kind of wish jesus had existed just so i could use the phrase jesus wept at the pretzel logic employed by his as his adherence i feel like i went on a date with that guy i feel like i went on a date with that guy with the guy answering the question the guy answering the question jamie harrison who lives in canada and is a director of communications absolutely yeah i don't know he sounds like a doc i went on a date with a doctor and that guy sounds like that he was like a dick really he's like well i hate brunch the runny eggs no thanks

in two words jesus wept yeah he cried eggs the fact that he specifies he wants to be looking at jesus and say jesus wept is such a social vote that's like i'm looking at you and i'm like jeremy wept atheists don't believe jesus like i'm just like jesus i'm buddhist he was around yeah Jesus was around. Everyone knew that. He was a guy. Yeah, he was a guy that lived.

He was in the scene. So it was not to be like, I wish he existed. It was kind of like, that's a little crazy. I'm sure he cried. He was a god. Okay, sure. He probably wept at least once. I've met several Jesuses.

I've met a Jesus. There you go. That's the same name. Yeah. That's the same name. Do you think if Jesus did weep, he could turn his tears into wine? No, it's the one thing he can't do. All right, never mind then.

Sorry. That would stain. That sounds like... It's like a core question. Okay, we're going to remember that at the end of the show, and there's no way. No one forget that. No way we ask a different question. All right, hit the parenting question.

Oh, wait. Well, this is our segment, Quarantining. That's enough. That's our Quarantining sound. Mm-hmm. And this question is, can children be evil? Interesting. I mean, yeah.

I feel like. I think they can. I don't know. Is this, like, a deeper, like, philosophical nature versus nurture? Can a child inherently be evil? I don't know. It could also just be, like, the omen. Yes.

That's an evil kid. That has come up on this show before. Those are textbook evil kids. Like, you're not looking at, like, a boy command dogs with his red eyes. Children of the corn? Uh-huh. Those are evil kids. Are those children real, for real, though?

Or I thought they were just, like, dressed up as children or something. Oh. Well, they're of the corn. They're of the corn. I don't know What about Rosemary's baby Sure That's a baby

That's a baby That's an evil child Christian baby That's an evil child Sure Directed by an evil man I would say this A child

If Inflicted Evil upon Can then Ingest that And become An evil An evil child

Okay If it's a baby And something bad happens So like if it was a baby And used as a baseball In some kind of life or death situation And it survived That baby's gonna be evil

This is like You know how in Dexter he became a serial killer by seeing serial killers. You said Dexter and I'm like the laboratory. The other one. The serial killer of serial killers.

He sees it and he's like that's gotta be me now. Because I was around it so much. That's true. If a kid sees gun violence they're more susceptible to gun violence. That's just a proven theory. That's how Dexter is but for doing jujitsu to you and taking you to his lab to cut you up.

Yeah. What I was going to say is a child can be evil, but with the influence of an adult. Yes. Yeah, but it's chicken or the egg on that. But is a child just born evil? Why not? If you're evil while you're pregnant, maybe.

They absorb it. You don't like that answer, Billy? I don't know. Sorry. We're getting a little pro-life here. Ignore him. I was going for fetal alcohol syndrome. Is that evil?

No, no, no. Not a metaphor. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm making an absurd joke. Put it in the comments, folks. What do you think about these guys? We're both getting canceled.

They're getting canceled. Who's Millie doing the show with next week? Alex or Jeremy? That's enough. I think a third person. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough.

Yeah, I don't know. all the my sister was see this is the thing is that that's a whole evil children is a whole subgenre on am i the asshole that's true there's like always like my daughter like was the worst fucking thing half of the am i the assholes are like like you think i'm right for reacting this way yeah and it's like am i the asshole is it okay that i hate my daughter yeah and i'm like jeez i'm like we are missing so much you can also tell it's so fun it's like there's forensic reading that you can do with am i the assholes and dating profiles of like i know from what i'm reading i can i know the other side i know you're fucking nuts yeah absolutely am i the asshole i'm

raising the children of the corn yeah oh no thank you i don't like that you're so you're doing a A Wario? There's a new character I'm working on. Because I'm like, looks wise, you could do Waluigi. Well, thank you for saying that. Very easily. But I don't know. It's a pretty big compliment.

I don't want to pin myself down. I don't want to get stuck in a corner. Okay. Would you say that Lord of the Flies, the children, are evil? No, is that the whole point? That bureaucracy makes them evil? They're just normal. Well, but they're just alone with other children.

Lord of the Flies is kind of like just all kids are evil. yeah if you leave them alone for a minute they're coming out i think i thought it was just like their survival like they they go from like perfect like choir boys right to like when they're in this situation where it's like you know fight or flight kind of thing they all start turning and then they get you know as soon as the rules are gone yeah and it's just like the inherent evil in everybody that's what every everyone has inherent good and inherent evil it's like a big a big buddhist uh principle that's right i think they're just bad boys oh okay you don't have a see you need a bad boys uh bad boys bad boys what you're gonna do it's a good one to have

it's just what's getting cut millie i can't even find the bong yeah we also had to get rid of a lot of copyrighted ones because we got yeah i'm like i said that i shared that and i was like that's gonna get copyrighted my original song yeah i don't know but also like maybe you can probably buy the copyright the guy the guys who made that reggae song obviously don't care yeah because they sold it to cops although he seems like he's very into crime and punishment so that makes me believe that maybe he'd come get us he'd get you but i'm saying if you offer him a hundred dollars we would be the bad boys we'd be the bad boys it would be like cops kicking down the door and dragging jeremy out in handcuffs you can do like an indie cover of bad boys and that'd be fun

yeah like a parody bad boys good boys has anyone ever done that call weird out yes good guys that's a billion dollar idea wow good guys good guys what you're gonna do season to sis me personally no no we did for core raiders did we you did i think we got like an email that was like hey stop using the song jump yeah oh really yeah i got a season to sis from bumble for my satire site really yeah that rocks i don't think i ever got that for hard drive we tried really hard we put waluigi on a shirt yeah but you know what because bumble was becoming an ipo and there and there's this one article that somebody made that was like new bumble feature that shows which white people were actually at the black lives matter protest and which one just posted a black square

stupid right funny multiple emails like they've mailed all the addresses they have like like fucking fedex these motherfuckers were gonna you know what it is is it's almost believable that they could be like yeah location services were on for your phone yeah we saw where you were well you weren't in you weren't outside sure and then all the police officers are mad because they I got tracked as being at the protests. Yeah, I wasn't. I was on the other side. I was trying to stop it.

Wrong team. I mean, God. I know I keep bringing up dating apps. There's a lot of cops on dating apps. Yeah? Yeah. They're looking for love. They're looking for love.

They're out there. But again, I've been in the game for a while. I can tell. They'd be hiding it, but I can tell. They're undercover. I can tell. Alex is an undercover cop. Oh, the undercover cops are the most obvious ones.

They're always wearing cargo pants. One of them had, like, a big boom box. And a backward Yankees cap. Yeah, always the Yankees cap. Yeah, so can cops be evil? Oh, boy, you're going to love some of these questions. All right, well, we shouldn't even read this, because most of these are just like, yeah, my son was evil.

I know, this hurt people. He was a sociopath My daughter sucks Yeah but it's also like Okay I believe right That sometimes like it's not these people's fault And I'm like Sometimes they learn this shit dog

Like you need to look at yourself a little bit Before you post Eight paragraphs on Quora Look at this shit there's photos And you're putting photos of your kid Ask your fucking self What the fuck you did Ask yourself

ask yourself if can children be evil um this one's meowsicle says my brother was about five with me uh because i was forced to watch him he was acting up and being disrespectful i told him i would report to mom and dad then his evil grin appeared quote i can tell mom and dad that you hit me and they'll always believe me and i can get you in trouble what the hell i mean i'm gonna write wow i i don't know i'm just like i don't know i'm like is that evil that's just like siblings yeah that's just normal that's like just being five yeah you're being like a little asshole like evil is like damien yeah i wanted someone to be like i have an eight-year-old little brother who lied about wmds in iraq and started a war like that's well

and in many ways we're all right children of god unlike the atheist said uh a question it goes so in that way sure if we're all children of god and Dick Cheney's alive then yes children can be evil my son is Donald Rumsfeld you know like if you subscribe to like the channel no if you subscribe to like

Christian hell or whatever where like anyone who like you know fucks before they get married and like all that shit and smokes weed you're gonna go to hell like that's not satisfying for me like so I always specify like that there's

there's like a regular hell i mean obviously there's circles and then there's like dick cheney hell and like i'm like that person is going to dick cheney hell yeah and we're all hanging out in normal hell and we're hanging out or fucking people will be married check out christian hell turn on notifications for christian hell it's a bad place i mean i feel like at this point no one's going to have i don't know i'm just that's true no one in new york's going to have it anyway i didn't say this is like the main that's like the main argument of all republicans running for you know congress it's like no one in new york ignore new york they're going to come here and have the fucking time of their life they can't stay away they fucking we have so many

themed bars yeah i'm sorry like people want to i'm like they don't want to drive 40 minutes to go to walmart like they fucking want to walk to a bodega guess how long it takes me to get to the M&M's store where I live. 30 minutes. Fun fact. Right? What is this going to be? Pre-pick because I used to be a tour guide.

Most popular tourist destination or popular tourist place in America, Times Square. Most popular tourist destination, Times Square. M&M's store. Most popular tourist destination in America. M&M's store. M&M's store. And Alex only eats M&M's. So he has to go there.

numbers. Red M&M putting up numbers. They're working together. They're shaking hands. It's Christmas. Yellow's pretty good. I used to work at the Toys R Us in Times Square. Really? Yeah. I felt like it was terrible for your sperm or something, like M&M's. Oh, M&M's? I just can't help myself, Millie.

What is it bad for? The next generation beat. How is it bad for your sperm? Like, yellow five apparently is bad for your sperm. Does it like... You got less of it? I really regret only eating M&M's.

I feel like that is like so that was in my that was like an elementary school myth that I've heard that I believe it alright I have another dumb question is Mountain Dew worse? right in the comments below

who's worse Jeremy, Alex or Mountain Dew I'm not even on the ballot it's your podcast now this question is what do you and your daughter wear when alone at home this is clearly a fetish person okay so if this is me and my daughter sure i gotta say close and then why would you post a picture of your daughter see these people are are fucked up this

is wait wait wait wait oh i'm that's a really good picture and what is the caption on that jeremy i am the daughter i am the daughter and she's a little bit if you're listening to this this is audio only it's a silly pic it's a little bit silly it's a it's for it's for horny uh lonely men who are doing fan fiction, and then one girl who's like, I'm on Quora. That's amazing. Some cells have different agendas. They're just out here having fun.

Hey, it ain't a crime. These are so horny, I can't read these. The other ones, just know, they're not wearing nothing. Why is everyone so horny? It's either something or nothing. There's this picture of a woman

who's squarely in her late 20s, early 30s, wearing athleisure, but they are outside, and she's in front of a Tesla parked in a handicapped spot. Whose daughter is this? And you are outside. It's not your home alone,

and someone else is taking this picture, so it's like... This is Maxine Hudson. She lives in Rome. Looking for someone who inspires your creativity, and most of her pictures are her flexing. But is that really her? I mean, I don't know.

Wouldn't she lie on Quora? It could be fake. I'm like, catfish. Do you think this is like the Twitter bot, but for Quora? I just feel like it's like, have you watched 90 Day Fiancé? I have not. I have. Basically, like, they make fake profiles of people on different dating,

or on different websites, and then they meet people. that does not look like her they meet people and then like basically you find out that they're catfishing someone from like across the world and they use fake pictures yeah i think you're right i think this is a fake person i think this is a fake core user i don't know i think that's her when she's waiting for her mom to get in her tesla when they're home alone rome is by the way a great city to be alone with your mom very affordable all of her answers are does her in like skimpy outfits flexing and it's like just normal questions i was really hoping one of the answers on one of these questions would be like i have specific brands i wear this one is

do wool scarves keep you warm and she says i love wool scarves they are cozy and she's just wearing like a shirt yeah she's modeling with protein powder this is somebody's like instagram it's really fucked up but like the thing is that like somebody is gonna reply to this girl yeah absolutely And then they're going to talk and they're going to have a connection and she's going to be like, oh, my God, my car is out of gas. And then $100 here, $100 there, then $100,000 later. And his kids are like, Dad, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah.

I can't read any of this because they're all fucking nasty. You will literally get canceled. OK. I'm thinking of deleting my son's Steam account. Should I really do it when he has over 500 games? That's a lot of games, Jeremy. Why would... But do they say why?

It's just that's it? Just because. Maybe because they're trying to teach their son about the lesson of not buying too many things during the summer Steam sale that they don't actually play. Are you a gamer, Millie? I'm not not a gamer. Yeah, do you? Millie, how many games you got on Steam?

How many games you got? How many games you pulling up? Yeah. I have friends. No, I'm kidding. No, no, no. I mean, listen, I'm aware of Steam. I have like three games, but it's all like jackboxed shit.

What are the three games? Jackbox. She's not on trial here. Sorry, I know. I was curious. Jackbox. My client does not owe you what games are in her Steam library. I know, I know.

I'm trying to think. Yeah, just stuff like that. I play board games sometimes. I dated somebody who was really into board games, and he got me into board games. Did you play the bird one? I got one. you know i've been playing i got chronicles of crime cool and that have you heard of it no it's like a board game that's played like a video game so it's like you solve crimes but it's like

um there's all these qr codes so it's like oh somebody got murdered in soho so then you go qr code to soho and then you start walking around it's cool like vr and it's very fucking nerdy that's why i'm like i'm not not a gamer i'm not a gamer gamer like i'm not sitting whatever but i'm not not one i want a free um my old roommate used to work at um the view i don't actually yeah but like anyway cut that yeah but anyway i got a free i i was an audience member of the view and i got a free nintendo ds oh and um not ds uh switch switch that's way better and then i got a switch with like games and then this guy that i don't even talk to anymore i've got no contact with this guy but he gave me all his his n64 all his game boys all this shit so i have like a bunch

of systems but i like barely ever play that rocks but i've definitely pulled it like 200 play n64 and come over with some guys wow um and then and then your date's like i'm a fucking cop no the cops don't want to play in 64 no i'm like i'm like no i gotta beat like i'm like playing and the guy's like uh so we're gonna have sex okay fine no uh we discussed this before on the on the podcast but cops are phone gamers yeah that's what they like oh yeah they gotta be able to game when they're working yes can i tell you please well i'll just say this i got bamboozled one time i met this guy on a dating app when i was in hawaii and then found out he was a cop

just a gun i know i'm like jesus christ i love that sound effect but anyway this let's just say like we hung out we hooked up whatever this motherfucker was on duty the whole time wow booking overtime hours they that's fucking grimy that's crazy they should give you some of that money oh he's living a ferris bueller's day off style work day yeah i mean they're all cops are i don't know if they're fun game i feel like some of them because the thing that i realized is like cops are nerds like a lot of them are like very nerdy so you know that one on twitter where you like pull the platform and lava falls on a guy i think they're always on that thing that doesn't even exist they're just watching the video they don't know it's a video well well this is the

thing those am i the asshole videos on tiktok uh-huh where it's like those games yes i've never heard of it's like minecraft but or a subway surfer or whatever yeah but like there's a million of those games yeah those are what the cops are playing i think you're right i think you're right mobile gaming but like it's like crazy like with coins and shit it's like sonic but walking i don't want to pay to win with my police force. I do like the idea of a cop playing Grand Theft Auto, though, and just getting mad the whole time. You're not supposed to do that.

Stop. There's a red light. I have another friend who's you know, my other friend who's a cop. He likes golfing. Okay. That one's normal. That one's pretty normal. I don't know. I don't golf. Do you golf, Alex?

I have no money. Yeah, I was going to say. They don't really let people live like us. No. I went golfing for the first time last year, and I had, like, 18 beers by, like, 7 in the morning. And then they let you drive a tiny car around the field, and it's the most fun I've ever had. Wait, you wake up early? So what time did you wake up to have— We couldn't get on the field until 6.

That was the only time that day that was free. And then me and my, like, degenerate friends from my hometown, like, snuck in a whole rack of Bud Light in our little— It was, like, the goofy movie-ass situation. Hashtag Caddyshack. Nice. I've only been to a driving range once, and I broke my friend's club. Wow. That's what's up.

Hitting a ball. I didn't know that. You're not supposed to do that. I must have done it wrong. If you're listening to the show for golf tips, you are not supposed to do that. Yeah. But they were all really high, and no one cared. Anyway, it's a sport that is there to help rich people drunk drive.

Yeah. There you go. Should this person delete their son's Steve account? No, don't do that. No. I think if the kid was bad. oh this is the this is the thing i'm saying about steam steam gives away like tons of games like i have hundreds of steam games because you buy one and then it's like for 30 cents i'll give you five

more you're like what and what if i want it later sorry i got steam like again just to have like the jackbox things for like whatever but every time i turn on my computer it's like steam yeah so i can imagine and i'm always like no i'm trying to work but i can imagine if you're like a kid and you just open your computer to do homework and it seems like Steam and then they're like

30 cents 10 cents it's like drug dealer it's like the first hits free kind of thing you want a little bit of Roblox

are you catching on Fortnite I've played a lot of hours of Fortnite I'm embarrassed to say but it is an epic game you cannot play it on Steam

sorry which I hate that I know how many games do you have on Steam and what games do you have on Steam mostly just the

Jackbox games do you have Offworld Trading Company um yeah what no it doesn't feel so nice in the other seat

does it Jeremy tell us the fucking games you haven't seen so my thing is I'm like this guy I have a lot of games that I have never played which is embarrassing

you have Sid Meier's Civilization 4 yeah no I don't complete edition I'm not a huge gamer for someone who like ran a gaming website

interesting I thought you were a huge gamer I feel like we've really gotten some tea out of this episode here Jeremy not a gamer

hard drive is gaming It's true, but I didn't really play them that much. I didn't have time. And he no longer works there. It's true. I quit. That's how much a fake gamer girl he is. Yeah, I'm a fake gamer girl.

I play Udoku on my phone a lot. It's like Sudoku. I don't know how to play Sudoku, but it's basically like wood blocks. I only know how to play Sudoku with wood. Do you play Wordle? I did for like a minute when it was hot. I played it way after everybody stopped Because I'm just

I play it once in a while And I still have this thing of like If you spoil the wordle I will I like literally Because she spoiled the wordle At 10am I think I know who this is

I remember this happening Because it was a whole thing Because people were pissed I don't think you should spoil the wordle at all But if you do it if you must I remember

10am seeing that and going to Wordle and typing it in and laughing really hard when I saw that it worked people were very mad you ever got in one

you ever got in one you ever get the Wordle in one I think I might have I don't remember now I've never gotten in one go on God mode read between lines read the code

read the real life what's your first Wordle word sticks I used to do interesting I can't remember now I think No, is it five letters?

I don't fucking know. Stick. No, stick is... Stick. Stick. Stick is good. That's a good one. I got to remember that.

I did penis a bunch. Is that in the Wordle? Yeah. It's got two vowels. It's got an S and a P and an N. Those are all good letters. I use sport. Sure.

And then bride. That's pretty good. Here's the thing. Actually, this is my one stance. I will stay on Wordle, and I will say that, and then we simply must move on to the other 100 questions we got. but uh i like to change the first word every day because if you're in the same two every time it's like why am i this is just a captcha now yeah you've trained yourself to do it hard now there's

like the one where you have to scroll the puzzle yeah they're hard now i i guess i am a robot i how many stoplights are there yeah does anyone know so there are ai now too uh and i feel like i'm training the ai which is a bummer but you're like they're like which one of these has a fruit it and i'm looking and i'm like what the fuck are these images this is three guns but it'll be like ai generated images and i'm like i don't know what this is this is a man with six hands and he's holding a gun yeah what do people say about um everyone says you shouldn't do it like please don't do that there's too far this guy wrote like an essay about it why don't you just change the password um on the steam you know if you want to like instead of deleting it but

My teenage daughter who wears clothes, she would figure this out right away. I think the thing is parents also have an innate desire to destroy. I feel like you hear all the time. Can parents be evil? I feel like you need to unpack that. I feel like I have a lot of friends who are like, yeah, my dad got really mad once and smashed my Xbox with a hammer. And you'd be like, why couldn't he put it in the attic? And it's like, because he had a hammer with him.

I don't know. You're just from Long Island. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's what it is. I'm like, that's insane. Aren't you tired of parents smashing my stuff with a hammer? My parents never did that, but they did unplug angrily. Well, that's different.

And I had friends who were very upset about it. On the last level of Halo 3. Well, that's a big deal. Doing it on ghosts. People know what I'm talking about. You've said it on the show before. I have. He's not getting over it, folks.

I should one day go to a therapist. You definitely should. well this is like people are like you know when they tell their parents that they're struggling with mental health issues and all this shit their parents are like oh we never had that in our generation it's like yeah the guy who smashes something with a hammer and an xbox or like fucking deletes 500 like that is somebody with mental unresolved mental health issues because you don't get that you know hide it you should squad up with your child unless they like took your credit card and bought ten thousand dollars worth of shit yeah you should refund

the games though get that money back get that money gabe newell's running away with that money that's a guy who uh the next one is um the quiz course which is our politics question okay now we're cooking here we go i think it's here four score seven podcasts ago here's our general podcast I mean politics this is a politics podcast you know what it is this question is how dare I ask a question that might insult

the British oh how dare I ask a question that might insult the British is this asking what is a question that it's asking how dare I ask a question that might insult the British I think they asked a question that insulted

the British and then they were like how dare I how dare I this was my this is this is a prince charles in a maga hat writing this question it's really hard to stand out with a dumb question on quora but this made me laugh for a long time today how dare you so john the way that he spells his last name that's british sorry um so this person uh i can see their profile and i can see the question they asked right before this They have a lot of British stuff. Yeah, that's true.

They do have a lot of British stuff. That seems like an angry reply. All right, let me read some of these guys' questions. Okay, start from here, though. Okay. Why are English accents so annoying? Hey! Why do I attack the British so much?

Does it have anything to do with their attitude towards Irish people? That's enough. Why should we feel sorry for the British and the French as they become second-tier countries? Do people from X empires appear silly in their pomposity? Wow. This guy is coming at England and France. This guy is spitting. Honestly, I'm kind of pro this guy.

I want to know more. He's taking asymmetrical warfare to the queen on Quora.com. He's asked about 90 questions. Okay, but this one is a roast, but also I get it. Why are Americans so mindlessly prone to religious cults? Got him. You need a got him button. We love it.

I got an air horn. This one is really weird. This one is, how do poor British people feel everywhere they go? People assume they're Irish. Whoa. See, now that's just like. I don't know if you can say that. Because I thought they were fucking.

I thought this person's Irish. It's no sacred cows. Because there's a lot of questions about Irish. How dare this man, John Pierce. If you're really like on one, there are no sacred cows, and everybody's getting some. Everybody's getting a taste. Why do I still love Joni Mitchell songs? Wow.

Wow. Something's going on with this guy. Oh, no. But I think this guy's Irish. I think it's an Irish guy in his 50s. Honestly, good for him. He might be a little fruity. I like him.

Like a Kinsey Five. He's a former retired teacher. Kinsey Five. He's helping the community. I followed him for you. These children want to learn. That's a pretty good accent. Thank you.

I'm from Boston. How dare I ask? I love, like, anti-British humor. Sure. Yeah, absolutely. Those are pretty funny. It's quite the chuckle. They're the easiest target.

They're so easy. Well, you can spot them with their big powdered wig. Mm-hmm. Well, that's crazy. No, no, no, because I was watching this thriller, this thriller about, like, a very, like, intense court case with a sexual assault that was, like, really popular on Netflix. but then it's like

it's this high stakes like did this guy really assault this woman and blah blah blah but then they're like the powdered women

and I'm like trying not to Broadchurch is that the name of that show? Broadchurch it was like one season

it was a limited series oh maybe not then maybe but it was it's crazy Broadchurch but yeah Broadchurch

was a very melodramatic British show about a murder and it starred David Tennant as a cop and then they remade it

in the U.S. and they just changed the town to like something else and David Tennant is the only one who came back and he did an American accent and they remade it.

Generational talent. He made it twice. Generational talent, David Tennant. Very weird. I feel like British people can do American accents pretty easily.

His was not great. His was incredible. Should I find it? Because I didn't know that Idris Elba was British until... There's all kinds of...

Like the Succession Lady? Grace Cone. Succession Lady? Sure. She's Australian. Lily Lulu or something She's Australian I'm going to play the trailer for Grace Point

We'll hear if Oh I'll just do this teaser Do you know what's going on? Cops at the beach At 6.52am today That's David Tennant I don't think that's that bad Fair

I think I could do better Harry Styles American Act Did you watch Don't Worry, Darling? No. I haven't made the time yet. No spoilers. Oh, no spoilers. No spoilers.

It's got a crazy thing in it. It's not that kind of podcast. His American accent is really bad. Yeah. And then he dropped it halfway through the movie. That's very weird. He's just speaking like a British accent. Oi!

Yeah, there you go. One direction. Oh, I'm from New Jersey. Yeah, something like that, honestly. Anyway, John Pierce, he hates the British. Yeah, but you know what? If you're from Ireland... No, I think that then you may dare.

Yeah, then you may dare. I'm going to comment that. Do you mind, Alex? If you're from Ireland, you may dare. If you're from Ireland, you may dare. Leo Barker said, Is it a question you're genuinely curious about? If so, ask away.

If it's an insult disguised as a question where your intent is simply to stir up trouble, there are thousands already here on Quora. If that's the case, do us and yourself a favor and get your kicks elsewhere. Thank you. Extremely Anglo response. You want to know how another British one at favor with a U. Favor with a U.

Extremely Anglo typing. Not just any kind of British English teacher. That's right. And a master's in English and French languages. Yep. This lad is off protecting the queen. All right, let's do another question. Let's do the next one.

Okay, this question is... Controversial. Yeah, this is controversial. Do white people have any deficiencies as a race? Is that the title question of this episode? It's got to be, Jeremy. And the answer? Can't go in the sun.

I know. I'm like, I could name, like, a bunch. That's a good place to start. I like this question a lot, because if you're like, no, it opens you to getting, like, a little racist. And if you're like, yes, you can get very racist. No, no, no. Somebody said, Elizabeth, but I feel like this might be sarcasm, said, no, they're all perfect beings. Are you really asking this?

And it's like, okay, but you haven't denoted if you are pro or anti. That's true. They do say they. She says they. It's implying that she maybe isn't white. Well, you might not know about Quora if you haven't spent enough time in the cesspool. is there's like big white nationalist communities that are everywhere.

There's no way that there's not. And then there's not like, I'd say maybe the same size of like, let's go Joe Biden, unironic Democrat voter quora. And they're like constantly at war, like Diablo around the website. Oh man. Yeah, I don't know.

What are people saying? Robert Stone says, if you think white people have deficiencies as a race, and you haven't looked at other races, and that makes you a racist. Damn it! I don't know what that means. I think the white strength we have would be digesting milk. That's what we put on the table.

Sure. That's true, huh? Taste and music. Lactose tolerant. Yeah. Just downing milk. Take it back. No?

White people have good taste in music, you think? That's what you were saying. I was saying it's a deficiency. I was saying strength is strength. Oh, strength. He said strength. Most people I wipe, I feel like everyone I know is lactose intolerant. Yeah, but I'm like, are they white?

I mean, probably. Does this again get into very thorny territory right away? What an own. Oh, boy. I don't even know why I asked that. So anyway, crackers. You have a cracker button? That's enough.

Pretty much, same thing. Are there white deficiencies? I think any of the weaknesses a vampire has, pretty much. I mean, there is theories. Listen to this. Go on this ride with me. Okay. Robots, like the word robot or something in Ukrainian means slave or something.

I've heard that. Like the robot, the slave uprising and the robot uprising is an allegory, like parallel in a lot of sci-fi things. So it's like when people are worried that robots are going to take over, it's like slaves taking over and like people, you know, enslaved people whatever. So it's like maybe

everything written about vampires is written about white people. Yup. Yup. That's fine. Except that they don't age thing because that is not. Alex has turned into a dog. Yeah. Before. But I had a good reason to.

Do vampires turn into dogs? Dracula does. Dracula does. He turns into a dog in one part. I thought it was a bat. He turns into a bat sometimes. You're too well read. You know that the literary analogy is the dog. Everyone just is from cartoons like Swarm of Bats. In the original Dracula book, he turns into a dog.

Dogs are scary as a thing. It's like a big black dog. My wife got mauled by a dog for the first time last week or so. For the first time? You think that's going to happen again? Hey, fingers crossed. Not going to happen again. Did you punch the dog? What's going on? I wasn't there. I got a text

your wife's been mauled by our dog And then I was like, in a way where I have to leave? Malt? Malt. Yeah, I know, but I'm like, that sounds so crazy. Well, it was bad. It was bad? Is she okay?

If a dog straight up bites you, it's bad. And that's why I'm saying Dracula is scary when he's a dog. That's all. It's all just saying my wife is fine. But that's crazy. She had to get a tetanus shot. She's fine. But then, like, what was first, werewolves or Dracula?

What was first, werewolves or Dracula? Ask that. That's a good question. That's a good one. That's our question. This one's locked in. We're near the end. We'll remember it. Why do some not know? These related questions are fucking good. We don't need to.

We've curated these. It's not a website where you can just click around, really. This person says, yeah, we are too accommodating of others. Okay. Insane. It's going to be a tough question to read the answers for. Deeply racist. Yeah, I can't read it. These are bad.

This is like the fucking daughter one. What are you guys doing? It is. It's on par with the daughter water bottle wearing question. Some of them are not playfully bad. They're just bad. All right. Well, that's enough of that one.

Do better, Quora. All right. Do one more good one. Do one more good one. I think we should do Quorumance. Yeah? Quorumance? Let's do it.

Oh, that's Stranger Things. You like that? Kind of moving, isn't it? Kind of feels like you're on a hinge. Romance, I think, or romance. All right, turn that up. Wait, you have the Stranger Things song, but you can't use bad boys? It's a fake one.

It's copyright. Slam it. Slam the Stranger Things song. It fell off a truck. It's like not quite strange. It's like weirder things. Okay, okay, weirder items. Yeah.

Anyway, it's not that segment. It's the romance segment. And this question is, my husband is divorcing me because I cheated. Can I get half of what he owns without getting also the kids? I want to have fun with the money, and I think the kids would take too much of my time. Very relatable. Girl boss. I don't know if this is a woman.

It could be a gay man. That's funny. It could be a non-binary person. I think you can do it if you believe in yourself. Yeah, if you try really hard. If you tell the judge you can't be trusted with kids. Sure. But you also want half the stuff, though.

Yeah, I don't think you either. have the stuff and the kids or you don't get shit but you don't have the kids you know what you do you so there's like the men's rights people they have like their big thing is that men get screwed in these like divorce settlements so you have to like you pitch yourself as someone who's like i want to have the stuff obviously but like it's just so unfair for these dads who never get custody and i think that my husband should get custody and you make it like because he's so great yeah women are out of control me included

yeah I don't know I feel like if she gets half the stuff I'm assuming it's a woman then she's gonna have to pay child support yeah it's true and that's gonna well this guy's got a really level

headed answer he says you're a disgustingly selfish self-centered leeching sex maniac type of person you deserve nothing interesting That's intense. What if you get some really good stuff like a home theater or something? Then it could be worth the child support. Sure.

You have to keep begging your home theater. I mean, that guy has issues. Yeah, he's not well. You cannot get half of what he owns. Instead, you can get a working brain and realize this is one of the shittiest things a person can do. Why is everyone so mad? I don't want to raise these kids. Yeah, all these people.

I mean, it's better than someone who feels that and doesn't want to do it. I just want my husband's jet ski all day. You don't know what the situation with the husband was. Sometimes, I'm not saying it's okay to step out, but... Maybe he's only good with kids, and so it's an ideal situation. He's a good dad, but not a good husband. That's a lot of people. You know how if you hang out with kids too much, you get kind of annoying?

Sorry, all parents. You just start making noises you would make around adults all the time. yeah yeah yeah this guy's and you know and sometimes these guys trap you these guys trap you with babies like they say that women trap you no it's the other way around they'll fucking trap you with babies they got you cleaning the house and doing all this shit boopty fucking do you can't hang out with your friends you can't have any hobbies it's on tiktok all the time wife strike look it up they're striking hashtag wife strike like this one woman women are on strike this one woman was like i'm gonna not pick up anything and see how long it goes because my husband yeah

and then it was like this whole thing and like she fucking it was like a month where she didn't and the house just got filthy because the husband's like you didn't even do anything anyway and she was doing everything and it's like people and then everyone's like yeah yeah go go you know so so i'm just saying that some people you got your husband at home you got all these fucking kids whatever up your ass and he's not fucking you and then you got this guy who's kind of hot maybe mid and paying you attention and thinking that you're awesome yeah and that's why the wives need to unionize and go on strike i think that's a different am i the asshole my part all my partners right unionized all my partners unionized um everyone's mad in this

there's not really any uh everyone sucks here adam graham says is this my ex asking this question hilarious it's the only question he's ever answered this is oh wow he couldn't help himself see this is better than okay i'll say that the the this is loopier than reddit and i don't know do people are there like reddit has like interesting information does quora no no no absolutely no it does not it's all of like the worst reddit that you've ever read is all of okay okay but then i do like the profile aspect so you can kind of see yeah because reddit people don't really have a profile like we were able to see john pierce's yeah like job and it's like okay i can get a sense of this we can see so much like this guy i can see that he said you're a terrible

person and i can tell you like what town he lives in in sweden that's crazy yeah it's weird i get it and then I'm like Sweden doesn't have that many people this question he answered in February who is the most famous person alive

he said either Jesus or Hitler neither of those men alive those two just keep coming up together or who was who was the most famous person

it says who is the most famous person okay we gotta close the show because I have to do another podcast across town we have a question

that we have to ask which of the many questions that we had do we want to ask on this podcast wait what was last werewolves yeah which became

first werewolves or vampires Isn't that Jesus? We can look that up on Google. Is there any evidence Jesus was a werewolf? There you go. Type it up. Is there any evidence Jesus was a werewolf?

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