Quorators - Can You Boil And Grink Weed? w/ Karli Marulli

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do you tell if you're a Werewolf? Why are women cheating on their husbands at an all-time high now? Can you climb mountains and sleep on top of them? What are the rules for that kind of thing? ----- Follow Karli online @KarliMarulli Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators 

Slam that button, Alex. Hey, we're back at Quarators, another week live on Cracked.com YouTube page. Cracked, home of the fact. I'm your host, Alex, with my co-host, Jeremy. Hi. People keep asking if that's a real catchphrase of cracked, and it's not. We made it up. It is.

It should be real. It is because I say it every week. Yeah. And no one else is on the channel, so it has to be real. It does rhyme. It has a lot of merits. I think we're all clear on the merits. No one can stop us from saying it, and now it is the catchphrase of cracked.

No one who works here has told me they don't like it I say it. Sure. No one has told me that. Yeah. That works. And I think they would if it was a problem. I think they would. We got a great show for you this week, all the way from the Big Apple.

What's this? You just got off the Staten Island Ferry visiting Lady Liberty herself? Well, we've got some big laughs coming in also for the Staten Island Ferry, where she does not live, but what if she did live there? And it's Carly Marulli, stand-up comedian Carly Marulli. Hello. I live on the Staten Island Ferry. You heard it here.

Is that so? Mm-hmm. Well, that's really interesting. and we are going to talk about that. And rent is out of control. It's too damn high. I'm shoving coal into the incinerator. Okay, so you're not like a stowaway or anything.

No, I'm working. You work there. That's good. You gotta work. And it was good that we could get you after work. That's right. Sure. I just wiped all the soot off.

From the steamboat that takes people from Staten Island. I'm not sure if I mentioned it as a video podcast. You probably don't want that soot. No, yeah, it's true. We're going to show the really mean people in our comments are going to notice the soot. They are. This poor girl has soot all over her face. Sure.

Next time you get a guest, get someone without soot. Stuff like that. Yeah. Well, Carly, I guess I should ask before we begin the entire thing. Have you been on Quora? No. I can't say I have. Oh, you're going to love it.

Do you know what it is? Have you heard of it? It's like a search engine. yeah yeah yeah um well i guess not it's not really a search engine so much as a question engine right yeah yeah yeah you can ask it but it uh so ask jeeves is like a google like it brings you to websites whereas quora is just like oh hi i'm jeeves yeah you can drink that or whatever like gives you what it thinks yeah yeah and then you click on the profile it says like where Jeeves worked and went to school

and where he lives and stuff. And you're like, Jeeves, you shouldn't put all that information on the internet. Jeeves, are you good? Is it just a guy? Hey, it's everybody. We're all Jeeves. It's social media. We are all Jeeves.

Quora has made us all Jeeves. I think we get better at explaining the website every week. I think so, too. And I think everybody appreciates it. It's like... You can get at it by now, I would think. It's like Bing, but we're all Jeeves. Yeah, no.

I think we get worse at it every time. anyway that's all fine and good so we bookend the show by asking a question and then see what the answers are the next week so we have one from last week we did what was the question what was worse for new york city the green goblin or 9-11 oh good that's a great question and it's important to get community response that's respectful and well thought out and so i'm hoping that comes across here um as we always say on the show if you must answer our question on quora please use the code word scrambled eggs and that way we will know you came from the podcast and we won't be mean to you when we read it um okay this first comment is from adrian flitcroft who's a former

ex-clothing machinist thank you for your service thank you adrian the green goblin was a fictional character in marvel comics 9-11 was an attack which killed nearly 3 000 people and devastated the lives of thousands of others who had loved ones or been traumatized by the attacks you seem to be of a generation which is incapable of distinguishing between fact and reality. Fiction and reality. Furthermore, this question is insulting to the memories of all of those who died in 9-11, their families, and also their survivors.

Question downvoted, and you blocked and muted Alex Patak. What? Is that true? I was forgetting it's on my name. You buried the lead. You're blocked and muted. I can't talk to Adrian now? You're not welcome on the platform. Wait, but I can't respond to the box?

What happens if you respond to the box? How about just eat it, Adrian? Tell him to eat it. It says you cannot. Shit, son of a bitch. I upvoted it. I don't know what to do. Don't upvote it.

Hang it on Atrium's side. I can still go to his thing and comment. Why does he dress like Indiana Jones? He's so cool. He lives in Ventnor, Isle of White. So this is not an American? No, this is a British guy. This is a British guy telling me I triggered him and I'm blocked?

Yeah, dude, yeah. This is Isle of White. God, he's on a goddamn isle. that's what they call freaking the United Kingdom that's right oh the isle of it's kind of

political show yeah I feel like every episode by the end of the episode we're like we can do our little offensive jokes now

and take our little 9-11 question and then we forget that next week we have to start with 9-11 it's the beginning yeah

which is rough yeah what is it more rough than the Green Goblin that's what we're here to find out that's what we want to know and also the other problem is we send ourselves

Spider-Man questions at the beginning and then we talk about Spider-Man for 45 minutes. Yeah. One other answer. 9-11 was a real Greek goblinist fantasy.

These guys. It's very consistent. Yeah. Sure. They're saying the same things. I don't want him to exist. And that's from Lee Wynn Godry.

Thanks for the answer, Lee Wynn. Thanks for the answer and for not blocking and muting, Mr. Alex Patak. Yeah, really. Engage with the conversation.

I'm trying to learn. I'm trying to grow. And you're all so mad at me. And it makes me want to cry, but I'm on camera so I won't. Oh, yeah. I think Green Goblin would be worse if he was real. I would say that, too.

He could move around. 9-11 was just at ground zero. It was at a bunch of spots. It's true. Now that I'm thinking back, it was kind of a concerted effort. Green Goblin never attacked the Pentagon. It had an incredible range of motion,

if you think about it. This is what I wanted to say, and again, we will not be talking about Spider-Man the whole podcast, but doesn't Green Goblin seem like he kills more than 3,000 people over his career? That's what I'm saying. He's got those bombs that turn you into skeletons. He throws goddamn pumpkins at your ass.

And he can just knock you off of a rooftop bar. Yeah. Yeah, I hate when I'm at the rooftop bar and the Green Goblin gets in there. He picks you up by the back of your shirt and just drops you off the building. As he cackles. Mind if I pick up the bill?

That's something you can say. And your name is Bill in this case. That really works. Is that like a mechanic? Yeah, yeah. He reads your name tag. But I'm Bill. This is the kind of situations you could be in that would be really scary for that.

So, jury's out. The real lesson is that one is real and one is in Spider-Man. Yeah. Sure. Okay. That wasn't really the question, but. Yeah, I agree with that. Jury's still out.

Jury's out. Okay. Also, the Green Goblin is real. He's not like a real man, but that character is real. Right. Maybe the publication of that character was worse than 9-11 for New York City. You'll hear no debate from me, good friend. Thank you.

Nor I. All right, let's move on. Let's go. Our first segment is romance questions. It's called Quora Romance. Whoa. Welcome to Quora Romance. Come and sit a while.

So these are questions on Quora that we found that are about romance. We got all sorts of sound effects. We got them all. It's not just that one. Slam the ka-ching. I made it too quiet. There we go. Yeah, that first one was like $3 hitting your...

No, I need that big money. It's Quorumance. Quorumance. The question is, why are women cheating on their husbands at an all-time high now? Wow. Uh-huh, honey.

Wow. This is a question I want to ask every week. so true is that a fact i mean i read it on quora i like to think that this is a poly guy who has been cheated on by all of his wives no he has like 10 wives and they've all cheated on him yeah this is an individual targeted problem he didn't get invited personal experience they had one orgy cheated on he's like why are all women women you think you can trust this is the nate silver of being cheated on he's got the data now i found in this you cannot use this data i have not been cheated on

as far as my knowledge as far as you know yeah nonetheless by all women so i guess you gotta just throw my experience right out right if this is the statistical trend Yeah. I don't know. And being on the woman's side of this, I've never cheated on someone. Wow. Really? The last faithful woman.

That's right. Cracked commenters. It could be you. We might kind of like a raffle dating show where we offer women up to the camera. We're like, is this for you? Do you like that? She hates this question about treasury. Yeah, I really, I wish I had, you know, more experience, more light to shed on this.

Yeah, maybe over time. Over time, you'll begin to cheat, I guess. I feel like when you talk to anyone who has, like, cheated, they're like, well, you don't know. Sometimes, you know. Sometimes you gotta. Yeah. Love finds a way. True.

I feel like women have more opportunities to cheat. Love finds a way, by the way. Love finds a way is exactly the right thing. I just want to back you up on that. Thank you. What were you saying? It's easier for, like, women have more opportunities to cheat, I feel like. I feel like more guys are just like, I don't care.

I just want to have sex with anything. Yeah, the desperation. And I feel like probably an equal amount of men and women want to cheat. But it's, yeah, it's probably easier for women to go through with this. This is the Polly thing, is that the classic Polly joke is, like, we became Polly, and then my girlfriend started going on more dates and I play more Elden Ring or whatever. Which works for some people.

If you are a man who feels like you're not getting enough time for Elden Ring, maybe Polly could be a solution for you. Life is out. She's out of the house and you're in the capital. We got to get you out of the house more. I need you to be fucking. You're not living your life.

So are the comments very pro or anti this question? Well, this is on the internet, so a lot of them are anti-women. Look how long this answer is. That can't be good. This is like five big paragraphs. This is very much someone who has like fake science as to why this is happening. Because it's possible, easy, and tempting. The human race has developed in such a way that when people want something, they now go out and get it.

We have inbuilt sexual urges that are ever-present and are part of our makeup. It is a natural thing that is specifically there. It's like DoorDash for cum They should make that When I'm not tipping you just for making me You don't get to pick the guy you make them cover you take the picture Look you could tell they're asleep This chair is so broken, by the way. I'm going to fall out of this thing.

I fell off of one recently. It was very funny. Maybe that'll come up later. I pray it doesn't. Something so shocking. I just want to make sure that everything you're saying is getting picked up, so I'm going to move this closer towards you. It's tough being a woman on a podcast.

It's just not built for us. It's really not. Everything's too big. It's too far away. It's like the cockpit of a fighter jet. They design it with one size. I bet women can't reach the top switches. I can't hit the uh-huh, honey.

I wouldn't be able to do any of this. I'm confused what the colors mean. That's me. We will get you trained on that. Yeah, so the other four paragraphs aren't as good. No, I'm not reading that. I'm sure they only get worse. This woman, Caitlin Marriott, says,

my ex was an asshole, that's why I cheated. So a cheater in here. Upvote for cheater. She's an exotic dancer. Good for you, girl. Go cheat on him, girl. It says dancer slash bar worker. All of her photos are, I have to click to see them,

so I'm guessing they are nude photos. Oh, wow, yeah. On Quora, just dropping nudes on Quora. Maybe they're just offensive. I have to imagine these posts on the sub-quora because boobs she puts her kick on there too

I shouldn't say it right don't say it I want to what about her wicker look at this one I want to say that one too this lady's wild and out without saying what they are we want to say them

right so just imagine the first thing that pops into your head when we say that She's got a website, too. Think of a funny word. Yeah, we can tag her in the post. Maybe she, I mean, I don't know why this is just porn. What website are you on right now? I went to a website that is just porn.

This is just opened up porn. Her website was Pornhub.com. This podcast sucks. Going on Pornhub. Yeah, this is unattainable for women. Oh, God. I really did not think that was going to happen. I thought it was going to be like a blog.

Ladies, if you come on this podcast, they are going to thrust porn on you. We're going to offer you to our commenters. Do you think this is funny? Why do you look over and just... Just fucking. Full porn. All right, well, that sucked. That's too bad.

Okay, I'm not mad. I'm mad at myself. I'm mad at Caitlin for cheating. I thought it was going to be a mommy blog. Why are all women cheating? All right, let's move on. We did not answer the question, by the way. Oh, yeah, because...

You brought up some interesting points. I think climate change has something to do with it. That's a great one. It's getting hot in here. Do you think it's because men are, like, making less money? Oh! Maybe. That's the gig economy.

Sure. Because your broke ass isn't home. That's right. Tupids. It's like in the same way you would have, like, you know, a couple of gigs. It's like you need the income of multiple men with tiny jobs. Oh, yes. I see what you're saying.

Yeah, like... Women are forced to have two, maybe three boyfriends. Right, because none of them have, like, insurance. The men are out of the house working at Come Door Dash. Jacking each other off. It's a vicious cycle. Biking around the neighborhood.

Exhausted. God, I'm tired. Long day at work. This is how I feel with podcasts. We now have to have more podcasts to represent the single income from one 1950s podcast. It's sad.

This is genuinely true. What do we got next? Okay. Oh, I've already opened this one. Oh, fuck me. What did I do? Oh, fuck me. How and where do sailors on U.S. Navy ships have sex with each other?

How and where? I like where. Where is a fun part of it. Probably just out in the open. It's all guys. I think how is also funny. Now, Carly, you work on the Staten Island Ferry in the coal room. That's right.

I'm seeing a fair bit of this kind of activity. Where are the sailors fucking over that thing? In the, on the starboard. On the bow. The stern. I don't know anything. Probably the stern. They're best.

On the poop deck, for sure. Sure, oh yeah. They're raising the mast. In the porthole. Ooh. In the mess hall. We're looking for locations. The brig.

Definitely in the brig. The brig, for sure. On the plank, too, while they're walking. Heck, captain's quarters. Fuck the plank. Make him fuck the plank. Oh, far worse punishment than just drowning. Yeah, a plank is long.

It's square. You can walk it. Yeah. Fucking it is a, that's a challenge. I don't want to work out the kind of details of how that works. I'm a good sailor. Right. Thank you.

How do sailors have sex? Just like everybody else. Same as regular non-sailor guys. Yeah, I think so. It does say U.S. Navy, so maybe there's an air of respect to it, to formality between a private and their privates. Corporal or whatever. Maybe they salute each other.

Yeah. To get started. The stainless white suits while they do it. Yes, the dress clothes. And maybe they do that really elaborate rifle. Oh, we love that. It's interesting. They do that with each other's dicks.

Yeah, they assemble each other. Yeah, it's like the forest in the balls. I feel like I'm a godless big city liberal, and I have a lot of negative associations with the military and then they do stuff like throw a gun

in the air and I'm like this is great. Well it's theater. As a New York liberal you love theater. Oh yes, yes, yes. So I can export

my godless demands. I like when they sing. It doesn't happen often. The Navy? They have many musicals. They do songs and dance. The thing is on a ship you gotta,

you gotta sing. Over there. Over there. I'm gonna fuck you over there. I am the very model of a cum slut. Cum slut.

I don't know the whole song. It's something like that. Let's see some answers. Yeah, sure. William Zerbe says, wherever they can find a place. That's what I'm saying. I remember when women were starting to show up on the ship. The first time you did not hear about it while on the ship. What? Okay.

You remember when women were first allowed on the ship? My last deployment was seven days. Not to date myself, but I remember when we stopped drowning witches. I was there on that day. I was about to drown a witch, and we're like, no, actually. That's the last one. Right.

You can do that one, and that's it. They let her go from the scruff of her neck. She scurried away. Wait, he said his last deployment was seven days after 9-11. Yeah. Women were fully integrated. Seems like people were getting caught all the time having sex on the ship. we had one female that was busted four times

for having sex on the ship. This is a terrible writer. She was busted. She was busted four times for busting. And also, this is not an answer to the question. The question is about sailors fucking each other. It says how and when. It's very specific.

I think the woman is a sailor, right? Yeah. Yes. Is this your question? Is the term sailing woman or something? No, I think this is like a strange woman from the port. Or maybe they're, like, switchboard girl. We're talking about a real dark rat.

Dark rat. I remember when women. Worf girl. No. It's a damn shame the way they treat these women. Oh, yeah. Anyway, I think they do it on the stern. It's got to be the stern.

Right where that thing at the front, like the mermaid statue is. Oh, the brow. Is that it? You made that up. It sounds right, doesn't it? The prowl. What do you ram with? Do you ram with that?

The level of knowledge you two have about the high seas is almost none. You know nothing about the high seas. No. Yeah, I don't think I'd be good at being on a boat. I think I would die quickly. Yeah, I don't think I would like it. I think I'd get a little stir crazy. Show me you haven't been on the high seas without showing me you haven't been on the high seas.

I think day one I'm getting scurvy, and no one knows how. That you already weren't having fruit yet. Yeah, you're done. And then just one more day on the ship puts you over. Yeah, like my leg falls off. You haven't had a piece of fruit in like five years, and then you join the Navy. Any other answers on this?

They're all so long. I want like a real account of like a gay sailor who is like, all right, here's what we're doing. Yeah, we're all pissed off that everyone's like, women and men have sex on the ship. We're like, get out of here. No, no, shut up. Sex between two sailors is between a man and a woman.

I love it that all these questions are like, oh, do people in the military, do they fuck? And it's like teen boys being like, should I join the army? I'm gay. I am this close. We got to go back to that woman's porn website to find answers for this.

No, no. We stay on Quora. There you go. Various head spaces, a.k.a. bathrooms. Head spaces. For certain, that happened a lot with gay Filipino sailors. Wow. Huh, for some reason, you say.

That's what he said. Okay. I don't know. James H. Jenkins. He's an INFJ. I can tell you that much. That's a Filipino name if I've ever heard one. Jenkins.

He was in Southeast Asia. He was in Thailand. This is a reputable figure from top to bottom. Wow. He seems like a good guy. He knows about personal growth and Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons deep dive. Honestly, same.

You should join the Navy. I dare not. It's not too late. Fuck this guy in a headroom. I got to turn my life around. Yeah, get in the headspace with that guy. My wife is going to hate this twist for me. She's cheating.

Yeah. Damn it! Because I don't know any knots, isn't it? All right, here's a question. What is something guys want girls to do more often? Oh, fellas were always asking this. All right. Girls got to come on more podcasts.

That's right. It's so true. Yes, girls have to stop fearing podcasts. And we're always asking. That's not the problem. They're declining. They're declining because they're too far away from the buttons. What do men want women to do more?

I'm assuming the answers to this are going to be like unholy fucking cum brain. All sorts of jobs. It's going to be anal top to bottom in there. Totally spitting. I don't know. Spitting. Probably fucking spit play. Spit play.

Well, apparently. Spit work. Sandwich play. Sandwich work. Sandwich job. My wife refuses to put me between two buns. And you ask and you ask. Give me an SJ.

An SJ. Unfortunately, I guess Quora is much more boomer than we thought because the top answer is nagging is something that drives guys crazy. Fellas, first of all, slam that subscribe button. Now that you're here. That's right. If you haven't heard enough, I don't know what to tell you. This is not our channel, but I want you to do it anyway.

Hit that subscribe button. Hit that thing. Nagging. Nagging. Nagging is one of those words where it's like, guys do that too, but it's not called nagging. No. It's very visual when you hear it.

Guys remind you of stuff. Yeah. Reminding. Right. Guys give perfectly appropriate reminders. Yeah. That pipe's hot. Correct intervals.

women are nagging i hate i hate it when a woman tells me a pipe is hot i'm gonna touch the hot pipe i don't care stop nagging me i could see this actually happening for you i touch a lot of hot pipes and i burn myself and you're like oh do you have like a bathroom hot pipe i have a bathroom hot pipe there used to be and this is a useless information there was a wonderful comedy club in new york for a while that had a low-hanging hot pipe everybody touched. Where was this? It was right around head level.

Right of passage. What venue is this? Brooklyn Comedy fucking thing. Collective? Collective, yeah. That's still around. PCC? No.

The old Annoyance or whatever? Don't. What was the name of this fucking thing? And it was a head-level hot pipe when you came in. That's why it's closed. Carnegie Hall? I'm spacing out the name of this terrible building. You're going to brush yourself under that hot pipe.

How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Duck under the pipe. Duck under the pipe. Don't feel the heat radiating. Just don't touch it. I had a job where I was making hamburger. Jesus Christ. All right, SpongeBob.

I would make hamburger every day, and there was a low-hanging hot lamp, and I touched it into my forearm every time I put a hamburger up there, and my arms looked like a tiger's stripes. Oh, I see the edge of the hot lamp was the edge of your arm. It was very painful. And I kind of hoped it was permanent and it looked cool.

But it's all gone now. Don't worry about that. Gotcha. Okay, cool. What was the question? Why are women nagging so much? It's so fucking annoying. I try to see if there's any others that are interesting.

One guy says, be honest if they like a man. That's a lot of them. A lot of them are just guys being like, no one's ever hit on me. because women are too scared. I just wish women would stop cheating, which is an all-time high, I've heard. It's out of control. It's unstoppable. The numbers are staggering.

Oh, here's a great one from Molly Jensen. So this is a woman herself answering. She says, well, not being a guy, my man says he likes when we are calm. He wants to be understood. We actually like each other. We are kind to one another. We are loyal to each other.

We appreciate each other every day. We enjoy one another. It's easy, no trauma. We listen to each other. I am married to a nervous dog. No judgment, that's about it, thanks for listening. Men want women to use periods. Oh, yes, run-ons are very dangerous to us.

She does sound like she has a gun to her head. What do men want? They just want everything to be okay, that's all. Yeah, no problem, no problem. We love each other so much. They just want this all to go away. Here you go. Make clear decisions.

Be more adventurous in bed. These are rough. Love a list form. Love a list format. They control sometimes in bed. It's like, okay, you're submissive. That's not a problem with women. You have a kink.

This is your fetish, dude. Wayne, photographer from 2016 to present. Okay. One problem all women have, I think, is pointing out when I'm farting. Saying P.U. when I do a big fart. Let's see. He says he wants women to make more noise during sex.

There's a lot of sex stuff. Yeah. Number one is just have faith in me. Support our dreams. We don't really believe in our dreams as much. This is not an issue on all men. I'd say my three issues are believe in me, believe in my dreams, anal. That's probably it.

I like this one. He's right. We don't want you to be our wives and girlfriends all the time. and we sometimes want you to be our buddies. Will you wear a hat backwards, miss? Will you grind on a rail? Do a kickflip with me, babe. Believe in me!

Believe in me is really funny to me. Have gay, navy sex with me. In a headspace. I want you peg me on a ship. This one's sad. Green Bay fan says, act like you were physically attracted to your guy. Green Bay fan.

You've got to find someone who's into you. You've got to find a Green Bay fan fan. That's right. You've got to hang out at more of the games. Hang out at the games. Do people say that outside of comedy for, like, sports fans? They're like, you've got to hang out at the stadium. That game is a hang.

You've got to make friends with the bartender at the Packers game. They let me right in. They'll let you play if you hang out. We stand in the back with our arms crossed at the game. Pretty good play. it's good stuff okay that's all of our romance questions our next segment is forbidden knowledge i'm satisfied the forbidden the unknown okay forbidden knowledge this question is i punched someone in the face with a lighter in

my hand and blew up his face sorry i punched someone in the face with a lighter in my hand and blew up on his face okay i said it right he was knocked out but i left will he be okay Oh, my God. It doesn't sound like he's okay, man. That rocks. It blew up on his face? He punched someone with a lighter and his hand exploded? And that lighter blew up?

I wish I was you more than anything. Do you think his hand exploded? That's my question. Like, is your hand okay? No, he made it so just the lighter blew up on his face. Acts like you've been there before. Just explode the face. Like, the lighter was already lit.

It was like a big lighter. Maybe he had gasoline all over his hands. Yeah, he left out that part. doused him in gas. How hard do you got to punch someone to explode a lighter? I don't. Myth busters. Stupid edition.

We're doing myths that no one thinks and kind of sound made up. No one believes this guy. Who is the guy? Yeah. Can you get back in touch with him? I pray for my enemies. That's right. I like this answer.

This guy is a former veteran. D-Max says, hard to say. This happened to me, too. It's very common for grown men to get into a fight and one of them die. It's very common. That's right. It happens all...

That's called Wednesday. Every day, maybe. DMACC, that's Wednesday. I personally know men who have been to prison for unintentionally killing someone in a bar fight. I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah, me too. I hate it when that happens.

I'm clicking on DMACC's profile. He's a former veteran. This picture is crazy. I just wanted to do a punch. I didn't know I was going to explode his face. I just wanted to do one punch. while holding a lighter. We were boys.

DMACC rocks, man. Why does he look so scary in the picture? It's like an animated portrait of a skull. Yeah, he kind of looks like Xerxes from 300. Oh! Or that guy from Prometheus. Yeah. Oh, the alien?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. The white guy. And Xerxes does have kind of an extraterrestrial quality to him. Someone had a question. What is the best response to It's Over from your partner? And DMACC says, hit the road. Hit the damn road.

Ah, DMACC! That's right. No questions, no pushback. Hit the road. It's DMACC's world. We're just living in it. One of his, like, things is knows Korean. Hell yeah, DMACC.

I had to flee to Korea after killing a man at a bar. Didn't mean to. That sucks. Wouldn't recommend it. Hey, man. He's got to move on. He's asked four questions ever. And in February, his first question ever on Quora was,

did Jimi Hendrix ever meet Bruce Lee? Both were very familiar with the Seattle area. after all that rules that's a great question i wonder if it's true uh yeah i don't know there's one answer on it hopefully there's like a picture of them together that's the answer there's one thing they don't teach you in the armed forces and that's if jimmy hendrix met bruce lee once there's an answer but it's hidden behind quora plus ah damn we're not gonna pay for quora plus Stop asking. No, we refuse.

It's against the rules. You guys should get a free Quora Plus account. We should. We're doing the work. We really should. We're doing the work making fun of your website. Why aren't you giving us free subscriptions and stuff? Yeah, you're using your website wrong.

Give me a free version. I'm blocked by that one guy. And muted. And muted. I can't respond. Okay, here's a question. Can you boil and grink weed? Oh.

What is grink? I have the perfect sound for this. Is that just a word I don't know? I am grinking it. I am grinking it. Don't ever grink weed. I've heard, so someone told me, when you have a little bit of Keef left in your grinder,

it's not coming off, it's kind of stuck in there, put it in a boiling pot of milk, boil it with milk, like hot chocolate, and then drink the milk. I'm not going to drink the milk. That sounds so bad. You can boil and drink your weed that way. I would rather not be high than drink the boiled weed milk.

There you have it. Is grink a real word? What does this mean? No, I think. We gotta grink it. I don't know. I don't smoke weed. Maybe it's a real thing everyone knows.

Everyone's grinking the weed. I love to party because they all started grinking weed. I don't do that. I know of the grink when people misspelled the grink. Sure. Is this related per chance? Is it greedily drinking? Oh.

It's a kind of drinking milk. Lustfully consuming the milk. Putting it away. Yeah, I'm going to try grinking after this ends probably. I'm going to grink. It's Thursday today. I can get grunk. Should I look this up?

What grink means? Grink. This better not be porn again. I'm back on Pornhub. Not a lot for grink. It brings you back to that same lady's website. Damn it. A derogatory term for white people?

What? That doesn't seem right. Why don't you go home and grink some weed? That doesn't seem right. No one's ever called me this. Grink? These damn grinks are so high. No Vietnamese ever called me grink.

this grink pulled out an acoustic guitar at the party I don't know if this is what the question was but I'm very into exploring grinks this is also added by White Dude to Urban Dictionary he wants it so bad he wants a slur

this grink motherfucker he brought Thai food into the movies well yeah you could boil yeah you could do that you're a freaking white guy oh yeah brother go off yes it does sound racially coded it's a proud boy initiation grinking the weed you're gonna drink weed with us tonight you can't see you're not leaving here till you're drunk The answers are all confusing None of them has made it easier for me to understand

Do you want to pick just one? Drinking weed sucks, man Yeah, that's what we said That's right That's enough of that Okay, here's a good one How do you tell if you're a werewolf? Ooh

I don't know Full moon You wouldn't be able to miss it You wouldn't turn into a wolf. The thing is, if you turn into a wolf, you're a werewolf. That's what I say. Maybe I'm just ignorant. If you.

Where I'm from, when you turn into the wolf. Oh, yeah. That's when you're a werewolf, brother. Try that in a forest. You're howling at the damn moon with your plaid shirt off. You might be a werewolf. It's always plaid. Where I grew up, in Massachusetts, you had to turn into a wolf to be a werewolf.

Sorry, that's just how we did it It's a little country secret Woke culture has taken this from us Oh yeah, now you can be all kinds of wolves Don't get me started on the ways that I mean that sentence I can't talk about it Yeah, I think the answer is just if you turn into a wolf That's how you tell

That's the answer for me I don't care what people say Is this like if you're trying to catch a pretty wolf? like you just got hair on your knuckles or something right sure then you run into a lot of like i am i'm italian but am i a wolf question sure like a greek teen yeah yeah all right i'm not saying i am i'm just saying if i was i would want to know now right it's better to know sooner than later probably i don't want to find out when i like kill my family or whatever i want to just Catch it.

He runs away from home with a backpack to protect his family. Is werewolfism, is it puberty-based? Do you turn into a child wolf? So there's a film about this called Teen Wolf. Interesting. That would clear it up. And usually you find out on the basketball court. Oh, yeah, they do the flip.

When you're playing basketball or you're surfing on a car. You surf on a car is the other thing a wolf does. You're both wolves, and he says, we're Italian. We're Italian. That's why you're so good at basketball. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You kind of invented this sport.

They don't want us to know that. To this day, we dominate the league. It was called pasta ball. I can't talk about it anymore. That's right. That's what it was called. We would put the pasta in a basket. Why do you think the ball looks like a shell?

I've always wondered that. That's how you know if you're a werewolf, by the way. You heard it here. here first. Be careful out there. That's a correct fact. This question has no answer. Maybe it does.

Wait, I'm confused. The website is bad. The website is bad. Some of them are answering different questions to say can you prove you're a werewolf which I'm not interested

in answering. I can't prove I'm a werewolf. I've never turned into a wolf. That would be the proof. That's, I don't know. I could do a podcast about it.

It's kind of like a poem. Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf When the Wolf's Bane Blooms When the Autumn Night is Bright Written by Michael Arruda

So if the wolf's bane blooms Does this have any significance to you? Has it happened late at night when the moon is full? Your wife says Sheldon go outside if you're going to do that Take the dog with you Is this an episode of Young Sheldon? Is this? I haven't seen it so I don't know if it's from Young Sheldon

This is from Young Sheldon That sounds right Bazinga says the wolf Okay What if Young Sheldon's like, it's like a werewolf show and no one watches it? Yeah, no one knows.

It's secretly a really great show. He's emerging from his shell of being a man. That's cool. I assume that's got something to do with it. If you want to check that if you have been bitten

by some animal and that animal will be a werewolf, then you should have to check the following symptom appearing in you. First, you should not be able to touch the holy water or holy thing.

If you do this, your skin would burn. A holy thing. I can't think of the name of it right now. It's a holy thing. You'll know when you see it. I meant Bible.

It's like a book. Second, you would not be able to touch the thing which were made of silver thing. Third, you will not be able to control your anger and you would become violent. You should stare to feeling that some unknown power is starting growing inside of you and you will become more powerful, more smarter,

and more faster than anyone, normal human being. fourth, you have many hair coming in your body part. If you want to know more about these things, follow us at HauntingWeb. Like and subscribe for werewolf knowledge. Yeah, give them that upvote. Tell them to

upvote for you, sir. Top comment. What the fuck do you guys mean? I don't know these adult-like words. I'm just a kid. Go to school. I don't know what a holy thing is. I'm a boy. I'm a boy.

I don't have college learning to read about your werewolf facts. Normal guy. Normal guy checking in here. I may be a wolf. All right, well, let's move on from that question. That's for the best. Werewolves, sure. Oh, this is a really good question.

If centaurs and minotaurs are all males, with whom do they mate? Is that true? Oh, maybe. I don't think that is true. No, I don't think so either. But do you ever see, I feel like sometimes there's like a, like a, like adult fantasy kind of like a world building where it's like, you can tell it's good world building because the centaurs have juicy tits.

Yeah, right? Yeah. I've never heard that one. I feel like I've seen a girl centaur or something. Oh yeah. Well, in Brooklyn. Yeah. Yeah.

In Bushwick. Eight million stories. They're out there. Everybody's got a tale to tell. That's a pun because of the centaur. They're horses. Let's assume, just give them the benefit of the doubt, that we don't know it, but they are all men.

And then you have to assume they're having sex with human women and horses. I thought it was a headspace situation. I think it's like a donkey. Yeah. They're on a boat. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I guess they're probably kidnapping farm girls. Yeah, with their man arms. The Minotaur is half bull, so bulls can only be male. Well, Minotaur is just one guy. Well, maybe it could be Minutemen. Isn't he the guy in the labyrinth? Yeah. There's not more than one of them.

Oh, that guy from the labyrinth? Yeah, he's single. They cracked off his labyrinth? Ladies. So donkeys are what? A horse and a mule, right? Or no, a mule is a horse and a donkey. It's confusing.

and they can't breed so what if centaurs are just like a horse and like a horse girl I think that is what it is a horse and a horse girl

they can only be created but they cannot procreate yeah and everyone is a Mr. Hands under supervised horse girl yeah you gotta watch them

you gotta keep your eye on her you don't want you don't want to have them a centaur while you're still in school oh my god now let me pull up a quick video

they take a lot of upkeep oh yeah think of the grass the hay you could be losing apples left and right. Thank God. The top comment on this is from Kip Wheeler, and he says

there is only one Minotaur. He's a single monster, not a species or race. Thank you, Kip. Louder for the people in the back, Kip. I refuse to be yelled at on my own podcast by my commenters. What a lonely existence. Yeah, I'm sorry I said Jeremy was an idiot. Centaurs

are all male because females of their type are called centaurides. Oh, centaurides. That's a beautiful name for a girl. We talk about centaurides in the classical era. Huh. All right. Centaurite.

Centaurite. I'm going to Google it. Yeah, get some pictures popping. And we're back on Pornhub. We're back. We're back. It's all 3D. Some of these are nude.

They're looking good. She's got a little tank top on, though. This one? Yeah. Yeah, they got to keep it tasteful. Or this one? Wow. Where's the, if I may, the pussy's got to be in the back, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the question. Is it here or is it there? It's got to be there. You know that shit, Grippin. And kicking. And it's kicking, and it's a horse. You have to do from behind if it's a horse.

You can't do missionary with the horse girl. Having sex as a centaur would be a goddamn nightmare. Absolutely. The body is infernal. It's long in too many ways. Yeah. Because they have, like, two torsos. They have a top torso, bottom torso.

You're so far away from the human part. Like, we always think of how gross centaurs are to us. Always. They must be disgusting to horses. Oh, yeah. Because they're just like, why is the head a whole body? What the fuck? Oh, my God, it's monstrous.

It's like a right angle. Yeah. It's just awful. I picture your horse saying, what the fuck is really funny to me. I don't know why. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the shit is this?

Stamps his foot. Hey, moonbeam, get a load of this. Put down your sugar. Put down your sugar. Okay, here's another question. Can you climb mountains and sleep on top of them? What are the rules for that kind of thing? Hammocks, right?

Don't they do hammocks in mountain climbing? Yeah. So they stick them into the side of the mountain? Yeah. So you can do it in a hammock? Is it a rule? There's no rules. Or is it just a custom?

You mean for sleeping on mountains? Yeah, climb on mountains and sleep on top of them. Sure. You can find a foxhole or something. I don't think there's any rules. No, there's no rules. You can really, anything goes up there. It's a mountain.

Just get back down by the time it's bedtime. Yeah, just don't stay up there. You're going to freeze. It's too cold up there. There's a snowy peak. And you're going to roll over and fall. Sure. Some people have been sleeping there forever.

Green Boots on Everest. That guy's dead. Talk about green boots. Who's green boots? Green boots. Do people know about this? Green boots is a guy who died on Mount Everest in the 80s. The things you know is now.

He is now a mile marker. Oh, no. People will be like, oh, we're at green boots. Oh, we're at green boots. That was Daniel. Is it supposed to be like a deterrent? Nope. It's just like we know where we are now because we see green boots.

It's mostly green boots. He'll slap his ass. Yeah. Guys, do not fuck green boots. Yeah, people try to fuck him. Stop doing graffiti on Green Boots' body. No more sunglasses on Green Boots. He's got five pairs of sunglasses.

The fact that you asked if you could fuck Green Boots just shows how insecure this generation is, blocked and reported. I think it's like one of those things where you can't really get that close to him, but you could see him. He's like 500 feet away. You're like, there's Green Boots.

I'm assuming he was doing something. I assume he was a bad guy. Yeah, he was a terrible person. He was a pirate who took the gold away from his crew. Tax evader. Yeah. Yeah, he got cursed. Did something really bad, like tax evasion.

That's really bad to do. I think you should die if you do it. That's right. I'm not afraid to say that. That's a crack fact. Thank you for subscribing to Cracked. Even if it ruins your life, you should pay all of your taxes. That's right.

That's right. That's to fund our wars. What's the question? That's for our wars. That's for our wars. The wars can't raise money for themselves. They can't. They need you to work for it.

They need the stuff from your podcast that you couldn't write off. You need to freeze to death. Probably a third of what you're making from the podcast. Yeah, it's like a lot. But you can write off a lot, too. So there's a lot of different ways to get around it. That's true. Yeah.

It's a crazy game. You got to do those write-offs. Anyway, on a mountain, there are no rules. Sure. That's what you asked me. This guy says you could, but it's not advisable. Usually, most mountains have peaks, not plateaus. Yeah, thanks.

Oh, baby. Thanks, Wario. I knew what one I was looking for. He's a technical advisor for a hair product distributor. He's being kind of a dick about it. He's like, you ever see a mountain? It's pointy. It's not flat.

It's only pointy because it's at a distance. Yeah, fuck you. Right, once you get in there, there's flat parts. Well, you don't know about mountains. I could make a mountain out of your ignorance. You got fucking got, dumbass. Can we play that one again? Even Mario's clowning on your ass.

Yeah, I got Mario on the podcast. Mario says, foe out of here, dog. Foe out of here. You suck. Look at these shoes. What are these shoes? Mario loves memes. Hey, we all do.

He's just getting into them now. He's like, yeah. I put all my money in Dogecoin. No, Mario. To the moon. Mario, why? I'm in my rocket ship. I'm going to the moon.

Oh, poor guy. Oh, man. Hopefully he's got savings. He's married to a princess. His parents have money. What's his wife's parents? She owns a castle. She does be cheating.

It's not specific lore in Mario, but you do assume that like Peach is like always getting taken away kind of like because she's I assume she deserves it. Taken away. She's getting taken away. I think she deserves it. Maybe they have an arrangement. She's like don't ask

when I get whisked away by whoever. Just come get me from the lava pit. This happened to Alex recently. I don't trust women anymore. Alex's wife is hanging out with a big wizard. So what do you do over

why are you always near the oracle yeah what are you guys doing alex had to jump on an axe to destroy a bridge i'm having a fun time imagining bowser just hanging out with a girl like what kind of movies do you like you just need stuff to do yeah bowser is so funny like you ever seen in the mood for love yeah bowser loves hong kong cinema i'm kind of a classics guy That's the kind of stuff he says. Okay, let's do our political segment, the quiz course. Yes, finally. I have that button.

I don't remember where the button is. I think it's from the top. Oh, no, you got it. He's so good. I put the sounds on the board, and I sometimes remember where they are. They're not labeled either. No, and they change colors. Anyway, it's political.

We're a very political podcast. We do politics on the show, so get ready. There are no sacred cows on our mountain. Oh, yeah. This question is, do the Irish in Ireland know that us Irish in America don't care what you think of us? And we're going to continue to consider ourselves full Irish, regardless of what you think. Why don't y'all just get over it? The why don't y'all get over it in Irish parentheses is my favorite part of the whole thing.

This was written by Joe Biden. Since you're Irish, ask them. Why didn't Biden just change the categorization of Irish people to not white anymore? You're a bunch of mix, Mac. I'll say I can use the word. I'm German. He's like, get away from me, Grink. He can say it.

Yeah, I got the G pass. Obama gave it to me. We've been doing Joe Biden every episode. It gets worse every time. He's not even kind of Joe Biden anymore. The last one comes out later, so it'll get better. That's true. Yeah, stay tuned.

You have to subscribe to the Patreon to see our better impression of Joe Biden. Slightly better. You can do a super cut of the impression of Joe Biden. Whoa. Well there, Jack. Come on, man. I'm Irish. I'm the damn president.

Why do the Irish think we're not real? I'm dabbing on these hoes. Someone recently said that our podcast is just us saying modern slang and weird voices. That's correct. Alex loves it. That is 100% the show. For real. Riz King.

For Riz God. There's no cap. Riz up, baby girl. She wrapped him up in wisdom. He's going to LSU. LSU. I love how quickly, like, this, like, minute of recording will be, like, incomprehensible history. Yeah.

Not exactly a clip. Did you see that kind of popular video from 14 months ago? You're not going to get this 10 minutes. Oh, no. Just trust that it makes sense. Just trust it's a flawless Joe Biden impression. Anyone who cares or doesn't care is God. I don't think the Irish do know this.

That Americans are, the Irish in America don't care what you think of us? Yeah, I think they're in blissful ignorance. Irish in Ireland. Sorry, yeah, the Irish in Ireland don't, the Irish, fuck me, dude. It's not complicated. This guy's speaking as an Irish guy in America, and he doesn't give a fuck about Irish people in America. Why not? Why don't y'all just get over it?

Yeah, that's true. Irishly. The Irish people in Ireland are so much cooler than the Irish people in America. What's their secret? There's like 200 of them And there's 5 million of us And that's why we stay winning And why don't y'all just get over it

Are you Irish Alex? Yes I don't know what you are We talk about me going to Catholic school Every day I figured you were like Spanish Yeah No one quite knows my exotic background Sometimes Irish people can look really Spanish

They really can That's my like fucked up grandpa you're not supposed to say this anymore but it's true i saw an article recently that was just like i don't know if it was in the news or what but it was just like italians and jews are basically the same thing and i read and i was like that's right totally respect you can keep you can extend that logic and keep going to south america asia why don't y'all just get over it that's so true over If you're not from America, get over it. There's too many types of stuff.

We got all the stuff. Get over it. The top comment is from an Irish man named Keith, who is not happy about this. He's not over it. This is the first time they've been mad about stuff like this. Get over it, laugh emoji. It's you lot that bring it up. I hit him with the you lot.

Oh, shit. Cool, Irish. Over here, it's a breakfast. You're actually Irish? You would know that and would have worded the question differently. call yourself whatever you want no one here gives a shite but if you say something like this in Ireland

you'll be laughed at bro you don't even know about brekkie blood sausage bro pudding blood sausage I think is Scottish I don't know I'm so out of my depth right now

get over it people are pissed this guy Calm Ryan says you're asking me an Irishman in Ireland and then you say you don't care, clearly you do care, you poor pudding. They're there. You poor pudding.

See, these are very Irish responses. They are, I like them. It's uniting the people. And they're gaining points with every weird response. Catholics and Protestants, they're uniting Belfast. I like this one a lot. This guy says, Do the Americans in America know that no one outside of America

cares what you think? Call yourself fucking Martians for all anyone cares. You're still going to get laughed at for claiming such ridiculous things if you actually set foot in the country you claim to be from spoiled little brats just say you have that ancestry and grow up this Grink

it's true Grink says what some of these are so Irish true how many more do you want to do I want to read at least one more okay fine just this last one from Gareth yeah but you're not Irish are you you're American and identifying

as Irish oh never mind this gets transphobic never mind I got confused by all of the Irish terms like bugger get over it that one's Orson Scott card by the way he's the answer alright I got another one

this question is is it cultural appropriation to eat Italian food the answer is yes it is we appear to have the same comment section full of Irish people let's find out it's called breakfast full irish is not italian um this reminds me of being trans this guy

and is like triggered much the blarney stone isn't trans these guys um all right yeah well well uh it's cultural appropriation to eat italian food that's right unless you're italian Stay away. I agree. I have nothing to add. I'm definitely not thinking of more Irish things to say. We've all moved on from that. I think it's

definitely appropriation because you have to do a bunch of appropriative moves. You've got to swirl the spaghetti. If you're swirling, it's appropriative. And you probably do this when you do it. You can't do that. That's just cooking.

Chefs do it. Us Jews who are basically Italian say, If you're swirling, we're hurling. So don't do it. And I'm Jewish, which means I'm Italian. Right, so we can say that. You grinks. If you're Jewish, hit that subscribe button.

Subscribe to Crack if you're a Jew. Again, we get no benefit from this. Not a penny. Everyone's mad at this question. I can't imagine why. People are like, how dare you? I did like the big picture of Paul. and we're going to put that on the video.

Yeah, it's like linguine with broccoli. It's like, that's not even Italian. It doesn't look very good. No, it doesn't. I mean, I'm sure it's fine for lunch. I think you can appropriate it if you do it badly. Yeah. Yeah, then you're fucking it up.

Then you're denigrating the culture. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. See, it's a smart show. You learn things on here. That's right. And we're doing a recipe after this, right? Yeah, that's what we're going to do.

We're going to move over to the kitchen. Our first recipe. We're going to the cracked kitchen to make some cracked dinner. We've never put We got a great recipe for you this week It's boiling weed and milk There is no third item

I guess fire You need fire You don't need fire You gotta go full nasty with it Oh man that's really gross You nasty for this one JR What are you going to be, J.R.?

Jeremy Ronald Kaplan. Jeremy and Rajat. Yes, I am both Jeremy and Rajat. That's right. I'm dressing for the job I want, podcasting with Jeremy and Rajat. Okay, here's our last question. This is on America's Gun Club, where you can talk about guns or anything. What would a gun owner do if I follow him into a public washroom

and tell him that he's going to get a bit hurt for not giving up his gun. You're about to get a bit hurt for that. Big fan of the phrasing on this one. Yeah, well, the top answer is a picture of Archer. Yes. And it says, do you want to get shot? Because that's how you get shot.

You can tell they Googled, like, ArcherMemeMaker.com. Hell yeah, dude. Give me one right now. I run that website. Every time I make a meme, I get money. Jeremy gets a lot of cash for that. That's my job. $500 per meme.

Yeah. He's eating well off this shit. I'm very wealthy off of archermeems.com. I make kriegermeems.com. No one likes those. It's failing. We're seeking an audience still. It's got to be Archer.

I think if they did anything more than like a small response, it would kind of be over a compensation because you're just going to get a bit hurt. I imagine they're going to pinch you or something. Sure. Yeah, they're not going to shoot you. By giving up his gun. What does he mean by that?

Like, giving it to the state or give it to me? Give it up. Give it up for the gun. Give it up for guns real quick. Woo! That was the applause. Oh, you're doing so well. Yeah, let's give it up for guns.

You put your gun on stage and everyone just laughs at you. That'd be a good bit. Also, second time I've thought it was claps, but it was laughter, and they're not the same thing. it's a damn shame comedians would do well remember that when I was in college

and doing stand up there was a comic who would bring a gun out as a fake gun as his closer and point it at the audience and no one ever laughed at it everyone always gasped I used to encourage my friends to do that and people got mad at him his name was Mr. Swag Comic and

that's real and his bit was about how Mr. Swag Comic Yes, follow him, dude, if he's still around. Please, Mr. Swag Comic is my father. Mr. Swag Comic Jr. I always pull out the gun. His big closure was that he would talk about how there's nothing more expensive than pussy,

and then he would try to rob the audience. There's nothing more expensive than pussy. And if that wouldn't work, then the gun would come out. And he would try to steal everyone's pussy from the audience. Did he ever get that? I don't know. I don't think so. It sounds better with time.

There's no Mrs. Swag comic. Right, not yet. And ladies, he's single. That's right. Check out Mr. Swag comic. Check out Binghamton Comedy. Check out New York. You went to Binghamton?

Yeah. Wow. Where did you go to school? Well, I went to high school in New York, so a lot of my friends went to Binghamton. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I went to Boston. Not to brag.

Yeah, I mean, Binghamton is just Long Island. Totally. The school. Oh, yeah. Long Island, the school. Do you think Binghamton's Long Island? Write in in the comments. It's not Adelphi.

All right. Well, I don't know. You can get some angry-ass dudes. I feel like we kind of upset a lot of people today. We started with 9-11. We started with 9-11. Which was on us. And then I said an Irish slur at one point.

Did you? Yeah, I did. I slipped it in there. I was being Joe Biden at the time. So remember that. So he has the pass. I'm a Greek. All right, I can't do it anymore.

I'm a Greek. All the answers are just like, I'd kill you if my God. Yeah, I'd fucking kill you. All these questions are just like, would you shoot me? The answer is like, yes, I'll shoot you. You're in Tennessee. Yeah, would you shoot me if you met me? It's my favorite thing.

It's all I want to do. You get a lot of good boomer memes in this. There's a picture of a cow in there? Yeah, and a guy swimsuit. That's a horse, actually. Crazy. That's a horse. I saw it wrong.

It was a horse. And I'm sorry. Don't ever make that mistake again. A cow sound? We used to, but we got rid of it. It was on a crazy delay, honestly. And people were kind of mad that we got rid of it, actually. Yeah, they were pissed.

I try not to talk about it. Kind of a sore subject over here. Well, are we going to write the question? Yeah, let's write a question. Do we have a question? What's a slur for white people? No, we can't start the next episode. No.

Back to horses. Okay. What's a slur for a horse? No, we didn't get rid of the part that was the problem. We can't. We simply cannot start another episode with such a bad one. Horse. Come on.

What did we talk about this episode? We talked about horses. Cultural appropriation, the Irish, climbing mountains, minotaurs, werewolves, drinking and boiling weed, punching someone in the face with a lighter. Has a horse ever climbed a mountain? That's pretty good. What if I sat on a lighter?

Would it explode? Yeah. If I sat on a lighter, would it explode is our question. That's a good one. Thank you for saying that, Jeremy. In the meantime, Carly, thank you for coming on the show. You've got to tell our listeners where they can find you, what you're up to, what's going on. Oh, absolutely.

Well, so you can definitely follow me on Twitter. My name is Carly Marulli. You can find me like that. And you can find me on Instagram. When does this come out? Two weeks. Two weeks. So in two weeks, I will have had a show.

Oh, nice. So thanks for having come to that. Thanks for coming to Carly's show. She had so much fun. I had a great time. I killed. That was awesome. Hit the button.

Oh, the laugh button? Okay, I got it. I got the button. I got the button. That's what it was like. This is the recording from that big show. Yeah, that's how it went. They actually laughed even longer.

I cut it short. Yeah, yeah. They were laughing the whole time. The LPMs were off the walls. They were breaking down. check out New York comedy while you're here that's right

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