Quorators - Chilling Questions

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I can feel my soul getting darker and evil and I can't help it. What do I do? What actually happens when we die? I am so confused. What would you ask the antichrist? --- Listen to Chris' podcast, Guys: With Bryan Quinby Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

deleted it because he's afraid i deleted it because i'm feeling him and he's afraid i'm the bug starship starship troopers yes right that's a scary movie before we start everyone share their scariest movie oh for me it's the the one that make you watch in health class where the woman gives birth to a baby i was like what i've seen that in real person miracle of life it is somewhat alarming yeah is it it's somewhat violent yeah when your wife almost dies from giving birth to a baby well yeah it wasn't from the birth itself it was from the afterbirth right sorry but you know uh there are many complications that can happen during pregnancy it's a very scary process honestly too many we should stop doing it sorry fellas

yeah a bit too many that's right no more sex sex is over here on the quarry there's Is my punch up of Lysistrata is just like, oh, women stop having sex because birth is yucky? This is an incel podcast. It is an anti-sex podcast. Yes, I agree with that. Call her father. Call her father? This is call her father.

A father is a daddy you don't have sex with. Is that correct? Yeah, but daddy you have sex with. Call her daddy. So wait, hold on. Call her daddy. is i i never thought about this i what no break it down is it is it are you calling the woman's daddy or are you calling are you calling her daddy you're referring to her as daddy i think

claire's eating the i don't know i think you're referring to her as daddy she's your dominant sexual partner it claire's don't don't talk about the slop that's her business all right call her daddy to apologize to daddy because you've been very rude but she tries to eat a fine parfait breakfast you're calling the girl daddy you're saying she's my daddy yeah specifically Alex

whatever her name is you know what's so interesting was that the one that was two people and then they got in a fight one of them quit and one of them like really fucked up and dropped a huge bag on the street yeah yeah yeah really yeah yeah cause the other one has like a bag yeah a big

massively popular and then like right before they got even more popular, one of them quit the show in anger, and now it's just the other one, and her face is on it all over the place. But she has a reality show now, I think. Really? Yeah, it's just about her, isn't it?

Should I close the window? Is there like a crazy alarm going off? It's an ambulance. Do you think ambulances are crazy alarms? I think they're important. Why is there a crazy alarm driving by? I don't know why this alarm is coming from a car. Is someone trying to steal it while it's moving?

in all seriousness i do think they should lower the volume of ambulances because people are trying to sleep thank you they cause hearing damage to pedestrians and aren't they important too are they not people too they're gonna need an ambulance an emergency for them when you are these people i just feel like this the sound volume is for other cars and there are people outside of the cars as well they are important they have hearing as well welcome to the show welcome to the show it's another week here on the internet live beautiful sunny day season five season six season six cyber era i'm jeremy this is alex that's claire it's great having you here yeah thank you it's wonderful to see you again jeremy oh wow and claire as well

on the computer uh well a lot of exciting stuff happening in the news this week and uh the weather is quite crisp this fall season it's just after halloween if you're listening to this i hope you got all the the fear out of your system because it's time to clean it up for thanksgiving right No more fear. I hope you've gotten rid of, you're bored of scary things. You're done with frightening. You have no more ghouls in your life. I hope when you see a skeleton you throw up.

As we transition into our big episode, chilling questions. Chilling questions. Because it's so cold outside. Oh, I see. That is scarier than a question. What if you didn't know the answer? Tests. Oh, yeah.

Tests. Oh, tests. If you're not watching, so we're on YouTube as well. If you just listen to the show and on the YouTube, we're all doing hands. You know how when you listen to a podcast, you're like, I wish I could see them in a room. What are they doing? I wish I could try to match their voices to their face and be confused about it. Who's wearing a wig this week?

No one is. This is my beautiful real hair. Jeremy has beautiful glowing hair. It's just how I look. hair i'm not addicted to all the comments that said i looked better with a wig on no what jeremy is addicted to with this hair on is of course heroin black tar heroin he gets on the street and he can't stop shooting it into his veins especially between his toes because all of his other inputs are clogged it's long blonde hair alex is single like kirk cobin he's never

have been more kissable but we can't all sit around kissing jeremy especially if you're a shotgun that's true as we can also run kissing jeremy we have a podcast to do and uh before we get on our way we'd just like to remind our listeners that we would welcome your support on the show go to our patreon.com patreon.com slash quarries we have bonus episodes every thursday and it would be kind of scary if you would sign up for bonus episodes that would be frightening if you decided to help out some of us some of us have children podcast it's bonus episode podcast one of the few things not hit by inflation when they're invented in 1985 it was five dollars a month for an extra episode every week and that's still what it is

that's true it's a it's like an arizona can yeah it'll be five dollars in a hundred years says it on the can damn i regret printing those cans uh well that's a damn shame well what can you do there's nothing you can do much like there's nothing you could do to stop the dark will of a spirit beyond the grave would you like to start with our space of the week here you know what i actually would like to start with Space of the Week. That's a great idea. That's very groovy of you, Hair Jeremy.

Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love, it's Hair me. Go ahead and click on it. This week's Space of the Week is, in fact, True Ghost. Space of the Week! If this is your first episode, you should know Space of the Week

is where we go to a sub-community on Quora and we click around and kind of figure out what their deal is. This week, we're on True Ghost. If this is your first episode, you have to question. It's just a little fight club reference. We're going to make you beat up Jared Leto.

Is he in that? Yeah, he has his face destroyed by Edward Norton. I don't remember. Or Brad Pitt. I'd love to do that. Beat up Jared Leto. Pulverize him into a meatball. After he sends you his cum in an envelope.

Well, I'll cream him. everyone stop creaming people because i'd like to read about true ghost uh just visually a lot going on on true ghost there's kind of like a how would you describe this it's like a skull but it's wide it's like a demon skull because those are the horns i believe yeah it reminds me of uh kabu terry mon come on man you can't be saying shit i don't know what the you would Take that out. I don't know what it reminds me of. Hold on.

We're Googling Kabuteri. Hold on. I'm just going to take that again. I think it's some big-headed motherfucker. Oh, don't worry. It's a Digimon. It is a Digimon. It's the purple.

I know which one this is. It's the bug guy. He's actually heavily featured in the movie we made last year. He is in the movie we made, but that's okay. It was Your Line, I believe. But that's besides the point. The point is that he's pretty much on the space True Ghost. Go ahead and go ahead and pull back up True Ghost.

True Ghost provide you all unusual paranormal activity and ghost-related articles. There are 56 contributors and 11,000 followers. So this is a good-sized ghost space. It's headed by Bebek Prashwan. A lot of this seems to be about, you guessed it, narcs. Yes, they're the true ghosts. Welcome to Quora.com.

Hold on, let me get the theme in here. are you dealing with narcissism welcome to true ghost i would love if the implication is that narcs are the true ghost yeah that's what it is yeah you want to talk about a fucking ghost you should meet my ex-boyfriend who's obsessed with himself this website has fucked me up so bad now whenever i see a little stick figure i think about narcissism because all the all the memes are just stick figures being narcissists at each other. I know. These stick figures have such a hard time with abuse. You can't

read Cyanide and Happiness anymore. It just seems like it's all about narcs. Abuser, you made me do this. And then the other guy is saying it's my fault. No one will believe me. And then someone else says it's a private matter. It's a private matter. It's a bystander, so that's the truth. This is surely an AI

generated abuse comic. You don't think that a hardworking illustrator made this abuser comic? You know what? I don't think Why are there flames on the blue side? That's what I'm saying. Split between red and blue. There's flames in the red and then also flames in the blue.

And there's like a shining heart. That's just to show that you're good. And that your boyfriend is bad. That you're pure. Yes, he is the pure one. This looks like it's happening at like a music festival or something. It's like a big bonfire. If you were a Digimon, you'd be Angewomon.

what to do when you see a narc at burning man whereas alex would say burning one burning one burning bond i want to say i see but then i was gonna add more to it and then i did it and then i said one you kind of made it jamaican in a way let's see where he's going with this he's got hair now you liked it more he is deep burning mom oh this is a tangent and i i promise you on this episode my brother has gotten the new digimon game where he is pretty much persona but you get all the digimon and he was saying that it's actually very mature and for adults now and so it's okay to discuss it okay and you're also talking about how most of them are like planks or like inanimate objects or animals and then every now and then

they'll just have like a beautiful woman and they'll be like really this is rihanna mon i mean the only adult digimon in my mind is uh mermaid mon she's a beautiful mermaid 10 out of 10 mermaid mom pull up mermaid mon if you're on the youtube go ahead check out mermaid mon oh yeah i i'd like to come home to her and see i did not know digimon could have boobs oh yeah they could have boobs and They do. And that's because they're mammals. Damn. They feed their young.

Digimons get milked? They get milked as well. Yeah, they do get milked. And they're actually, go ahead and Google Digimon milked. You know what? I'm not going to do that. Go ahead and just see what comes up on YouTube real quick. Just see what.

You know what would be scary is if. I'm going to call your buff. War Greymon got milked. What about a I'm Digimon Greymon? What about that? Uh-oh. Okay, so I Googled it and safe search is... I'm seeing some gnarly stuff in here.

It is off. And let me tell you... Look at that penis-sucking machine. That milking comic porn. I would like to go out of my way to say these are almost entirely men being milked, so that's... It's a lot of fake hair.

Good. No, some of them are women, and this one's a woman. Oh, that's true. That's Angewomon. So, you know, everyone's represented. This is a Digimon being milked, and then this is also a Digimon being milked. That's WarGreymon.

WarGreymon is in some sort of, like, matrix chamber for just your dick, because there's, like, rows of them. This is not going to go on YouTube, obviously. It can't. Can I just say, I did not know that, what's his name? Is this WarGreymon?

That's WarGreymon. Say his name. WarGreymon has the biggest balls I've ever seen. I was going to say, well, he's got so much milk. Yeah, that's what it is. It's probably the hormones they give him. This is what Jordan Peterson thinks is happening in China. Well, it's no way to treat your Digimon.

Also, why does he have a tattoo on his chest? That's kind of interesting. Why is there a Patreon watermark on this photo? So this is made by a guy. It's because, you know, this stuff isn't free. Unless you do it. You can see in the back room where Garurumon is also being milked. Yes, he's in there.

I mean, hey, you're going to get one. Each of these Digimon's cocks are like a size of a quarter of their body. It's really something. Yeah, that's mostly Andrewomon. This one's like a dinosaur. Well, Andrewomon is... This one's got his butt plugged. She's one of the only human ones, so that's going to give her a big bonus there.

I don't think a lot of these people care about the human aspect, though. Well, you've got to change the image I'm looking at. Sorry. too distracting here's a picture of milk tea with taro milk tea can with with uh digimon on it we still can't put this on the youtube because the other images are visible now i can okay great check out this taro milk tea jeremy found isn't that interesting all right let's go back to true ghost i'm sorry i brought it up and i regret it welcome to true ghost we look at some questions on it yeah scroll around okay i can't all be about narcs they can't be okay how can we confirm

really God exists or not, I am just confused about this cuz. Cuz? Q-U-S. Is that like cousin or like quest? Quest. Cuz. Cuz.

I'm just confused about this cuz. Could you sit... Oh, you guys, I have to go to the bathroom really bad. Oh, whoa! You know what? I believe it. Is it the parfait you were eating? I just ate a bunch of random stuff really fast.

All right, go for it, Claire. Those intestines are being random. I'm just going to mute my audio so you don't... Okay, keep those headphones on so you can hear us. I'm going to be listening to everything that's happening. Don't say anything about Clara. You wouldn't say. I'll be back.

Okay. With her on the mic. But anyway, Cuz, so this is the world's first Indian Mexican teen. It's never been done before. And he just wants to know if God exists, Cuz. Also, one of the admins of this page is a podcaster. Supermodel Sonia. Should we click on her thing?

Host of the Mad Chronically Ill Girl Podcast. Before we click on it, the Mad Chronically Ill Girl Podcast. Is this someone who is chronically sick? Yeah. And they have some kind of sick thing? Or they're just saying, like, I'm so ill it's chronic. I mean, that's a great question. I got a plague that's bubonic.

That's really good, and she should write that down. Unfortunately, or maybe not unfortunately. Coming for your wallet so fast like Sonic. Dude, you are going off. Thank you. I've really wound up right here. Really nice of you to come up with some hot tunes for Claire to listen to while pooping. Something about that image of WarGreymon getting milked was just what I needed to kind of get into a flow state.

We're going to do next week, the episode, we're all going to have milking apparatuses on our cocks. I like that sometimes I look at the comments of this podcast and what people find it and are like, what is this about and the answer is digimon releasing their seed i think we've been clear about that from this or no two weeks ago when we were recording i said this would be the worst episode to listen to if it's your first one and then i was going through all of them i was like there's not a good there's not a good one you got it's all high difficulty podcast it's only anyway advanced list her podcast is about uh chronic illness and disability it's on itunes Should we look up if it's more popular than ours?

It certainly is. It's my favorite game. There's 18,000 Quora subscribers. I mean, that's a lot. That's nothing. She's fighting chronic. No, it's not. Oh, it has 12 iTunes reviews.

That sucks. Sorry to tell you. So the conversions from Quora to actual content are quite low, I'm noticing in general on this show. Of course. So she stopped doing it in 2022. Yeah. Quitters never prosper.

That's right, dog. Pound it. Can I say that? And also pound it. You can say it. I love you, cool hair chair. of me. Thanks. What kind of the coolest guy has there ever been? She lives in La La Land.

Oh, by the way, since Claire's gone, do you want to kiss for a while? Nice. Finally, we're free to kiss. Level up. Oh, yeah. It's also a video game where if you kiss people, you level up. Yeah. It's like in Grand Theft Auto where you can heal by making love in a car.

Doesn't look like anything on this. What about our vampire's field? Do they really exist? That's a true ghost question. That's a true ghost. There you go. Would you deny that? Is it true that through AI intelligence, someone made a robot which can heal or charge itself through a satellite? Yes. No answers, actually.

We don't know. There's no way to know. These are heal up by making love in a car? Yes. And Grand Theft Auto? And Grand Theft Auto. I believe San Andreas is an old thing. Maybe four. There are sex workers you can have sex with in that.

And it revives your health just like in real life. Yeah. It rocks. It helps you sleep. It's an essential work. So focus on true ghosts. Please. These are questions about ghosts.

I feel like the main page. This one's really good. Okay. I saw a dead little boy in my house the other night. I don't know if it was a dream or a ghost asking for help. What does it mean? Hmm. I don't know if it's necessarily asking for help.

There's an answer on that. Do you want to see? I saw a dead little boy in my house. I think he was dead. the comment says did you lose a baby about five year ago or at any time this would be your baby feel blessed you got to see what he would have looked like

blessings to you xx so just riffing to be like yeah your kid died it's probably your dead baby that's from Tina what does submission accepted by Jimmy Fallon mean this was on the tonight show

their episodes were so different before so that means that this guy jimmy fallon i guess anime avi anime avi jimmy fallon runs that quora and his bio is i really do love the way you play the piano this sounds like something jimmy would say to questlove i think this is what comedian jimmy fallon does when he's drunk which is always and the anime guy does kind of look like a young jimmy fallon i would say if you think about it actually. Tossled hair. The thing is he was so handsome when he was young that

people asked like where did this guy come from and he's like he's just one of those hot comics. I'm imagining this anime avi doing Adam Sandler impression. Yeah but he kind of breaks a little bit in the middle. It's pretty good. Yeah but you're just like I just like his. I like something about him. He's just likable.

This guy seems like he drinks a lot. Okay that's of jimmy fallon tina tina i really just want to it's important to point out that she does live in the uk so

please slam that button how about new oh gee sorry ain't look spotted genuine mistake there did you see where she lives though was it shrewsbury

schlopser what the fuck is that a real place you guys gotta destroy that country you live in shropshire you can't be from

shropshire No, let him cook. It's cool to be from Shropshire. It's not cool. Strawberry Shropshire. The Romans should have given you all Latin names. You guys suck. And bulldozed the damn place.

Steal your damn town names from the Native Americans you conquered. Yeah. Yeah. Like you did when you made the country. Massapequa. You know what? I just feel like Vikings should come back and take their women again. And then maybe the towns will have better names after.

That's true. And maybe it gets put into four different kingdoms. A big fan of when England is four kingdoms. Can I say that? Yeah. When it's Wessex and Sussex and all that jazz? Sure. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

I have no idea what you're talking about. It's so fucking dumb. All right. I want to focus on true ghosts. I only know about the times of England that were inspirations for A Song of Ice and Fire, and that's the Yorks and the Lancasters. That's fair enough. You know, everybody has a base of power, and that's what-

What do they look like when they're getting milked? Well, we will search that, but then we have to go on to the ghost questions because we haven't done any. Game of Thrones milked. This is what happens when our guest, unfortunately, is sick and we're on our own. And we're like, all right, time to hook up Digimon milked.

All right, we've clicked it and we're on images. I thought this was going to be all Daenerys from top to bottom. It actually is mostly that guy. It's Robin Arryn. well and the who's the one who lives beyond the wall oh um what's his name the wilding man the wilding man and it's him with a milk mustache that says got milk torment is milk chugging because he drinks milk in it he drinks milk he's a milk of the poppy so they're not doing milking stuff for that you know what too many of them are human that's what i'm saying there's too many

humans in this show it would be impossible to hook them up to that machine the way where Garurumon was. You don't need to Google that. You don't need to Google Daenerys milked because I'm going to be hard on camera and we can't record the rest of the podcast. But she's going to look like me with my beautiful hair. I know. I know that more

than anyone. Hit the forbidden knowledge button then. God. God damn. I love this cool new Jeremy. It says stuff like, God damn. God damn. Hit the damn record button. I've got confidence.

That's Jimmy Fallon. I can feel my soul getting darker and evil, and I can't help it. What do I do? To be clear, that doesn't require a question. It's me, Jimmy Fallon. I'm host of The Tonight Show. It says here you are friends with Barack Obama. I can feel my soul getting darker and evil, and I can't help it.

What do I do? this is someone on their last legs this is a desperate cry for help and it's kind of scary to ask for help about turning evil the respite of the desperate as they say well that's pretty good thanks you guys ever felt your soul getting darker and evil yeah i feel like i have like um like uh i feel like if you do a lot of stand-up comedy in a row claire do you feel like your soul is darker and evil in new york or in la this is a good question um i think it's um darker in new york but more evil in la oh that makes sense that's what they call it la whoa do they call it that they do in face off damn yeah i haven't seen nicholas cage calls it that you would love face

off it's pretty much what you're doing with your hair but it's like a whole movie i don't think that's true at all well you wouldn't know you haven't seen it i had on i you have to respect me because of my maturity in this situation um wow there's some answers there's there's one at the top i mean it's for a related question but it's almost exactly the same if it's for i feel like i'm becoming evil what is happening to me uh coffee makes me happy says evil is part of human nature. Here are several ways I can think of. One, some people become evil because they were

victims of people, society, and the environment they live in. Two, some people look up pictures of where Gururuman being milked. That doesn't make anyone evil. Some people pat Trump on the head in a playful way on their talk show.

They treat him like a loving dog before he becomes the wolf that bites democracy. Oh, that's scary. This is a chill for you after Halloween. Sorry we keep interrupting you. I'm trying to read coffee makes me happy. Some people become evil

out of necessity because they do not want to become the victim and it is necessary to fight evil with evil. That's pretty deep. some people choose to be evil out of sheer boredom that's the most evil one so far yeah let's say if you do that one you might be evil you might be jeremy for some people are just mentally unstable mentally ill and just plain sick and they may recognize what they do is evil and enjoy it others are totally oblivious to the evil they cause because they lack empathy hold on

and are totally oblivious to the fact that they are evil is this just an advertisement for the mad Mentally Ill Girl podcast. No, the Chronically Ill Mental Girl is her name. Don't wear it out. She's from Shropshire. She's not from Shropshire. She lives in

La La Land. She's pretty. Everyone stop. Shropshire. This is Claire's neighbor we're talking about. So which kind of evil do you subscribe under? I'm definitely

mentally evil and just plain sick i'm out of sheer boredom yeah you're the worst guy i'm somewhere between number three and four i think this podcast is somewhere between number three and four i think the podcast could be a victim and therefore have become evil from that like dexter by the end of the episode we will look up another type of character getting milked i pray it's a good one i pray it's some kind of cow i'm now really brainstorming cow characters i can't really think of one too quick i can only think of cow tools cow but i don't know if that's gonna work i i don't think that one's getting milked that much uh wasn't there a character called named cow yeah on cartoon network

chicken cow and chicken mama had a chicken daddy had a cow no mommy had a cow daddy was proud he didn't care how you know what it doesn't matter it doesn't fucking matter and coffee makes me happy let's go on that guy's profile sure he just has a profile picture this is coffee he knows about amazon affiliate program huh he has no questions and no posts but he has 4.3 thousand answers so he's just here to shoot it like he sees it um he's mostly just answering he has no questions he has only i like to imagine he does it with a big cup of coffee uh he's answering is it okay to be attracted to a female co-worker he says yeah but don't ask her out unless you have very clear signs that she's attracted to you that's consent that's sexy i think that's upvote for

him there upvote for coffee makes me happy coffee makes me happy or does it make her happy and it's a girl it's a him the picture of the 1950s man drinking coffee is very leading me one way i agree never know but i do think that he's a feminist ally can women enjoy coffee i don't know of any women who drink coffee that's because there aren't any yes let's go to another question if they if there was one they'd be rare and they'd be milked because of it so this is kind of a scary one i don't know if we need like this is scary music or anything do you want me to find spooky music it's just gonna take so long it's a question by carla otolaba is it a question

It's more of a story, really. It's on RYK information, which is all the news about RYK that you need. I've looked into this before, and it was somewhat confusing. And again, it's not even in the information under RYK. I'm looking up RYK milked. I don't know what this is.

It says it's ransomware? No, that's the AI. Go back. This is important we figure this out. This is not Rahim Yar Khan. This is the biggest dead end. We have a ghost story. We're Googling RYK.

I think it's the gene thing. Somebody on Quora put this here. It doesn't mean anything. This space only has one contributor. It's Carlo Tullivo. Let's find out at least if they're haunted by a damn ghost. Can we? Fine.

Trust her with my life. We'll go back to the original post for once. My three-year-old son was trying to take my picture. Didn't realize the camera was facing the wrong way. He took several photos within seconds. No. When he was done, I took the camera back and started deleting them to make space. The first two were just blurry and useless, but when I got to the third picture,

I saw a strange face behind his. I have never seen this person before in my life. We were the only two people at home. It definitely isn't me. I know what I look like how do you know now my first thought is that is you and

that's what you look like but it's kind of a ghost making it's kind of a ghost making the Zoolander face I was going to say it's like a duck face ghost yeah he's doing the like water is wet ad the ghost is like low key serving yeah it's

kind of just like a sexual ghost the thing with all of these is always like i see these all the time online and they'll post some picture of like wow there was a scary thing in this photo and people read it in the comments and they go holy shit this is so fucked up this is scariest thing i've ever seen but how do i know that this isn't just you put a woman behind your kid and took a photo of it it seems like content baiting it does it seems like they just want to get on quaraders and they'll do anything to do i know and it really pisses me off Just to put RYK on the map.

The lengths people will go to promote their company. I feel like a dumb little fish being hooked by this bait. You know, honestly, if you do stuff like this, you should be milked. I don't care if that's PC. Get milked. You should be hooked up to a milk extraction machine. Bottles of your sperm. Bottles to run my computer simulation.

It's funny that the milk is either sperm or milk, because they're so different. It could be either one. They're night and day different. You know what? I've only tried one. I've really gone heavy in on one of the two, and I won't say on air which one it is. You did say in a different podcast that you drank your wife's breast milk once, though. I did.

But or did I mean her breast sperm? Oh. Think about that. You know what I am, and I don't like it. Think about that for once. I don't like that. Take a moment, pause the podcast, and think about it. If you're driving, take your hands off the wheel.

Close your eyes. That's a little Digimon thing. A little sperm coming out of boobs. It does feel like something that would happen at Digimon. It's a Digimon thing. I don't think either of you have seen the goddamn episode of Digimon. I have seen an episode of it. I have played video game.

I have seen the movie. Alex wouldn't let me put Kids of America into our short film because he was too addicted to money. I respect copyright too much. It's too important to me. um all right well this is a great story thank you for sharing it uh carla wait there's a thing about somebody whose brother passed in there or my mother passed i'd love to hear it i'm sure it's really funny and not sad okay read it i happen to know better when my mother passed i was devastated but shortly afterwards while i was asleep she came to me like in a dream she told me that she

was all right and that she was happy and for me not to worry over her strangely after that i was okay i could even sleep better it was as if a great weight had been lifted off me see that's interesting but i do not know what the fuck that has to do with spooky ghost picture no i don't know either it's a absolutely like a unrelated comment from the back of the class and deserves no merit do you guys know about i smell like beef no what what did you say to me that that picture is giving i smell like beef which is a famous youtube video of a baby just looking at the camera and like a really eerie light going i smell like beef i smell like beef we're gonna watch it is it scary um no it's just kind of interesting will we be able to monetize our

youtube if we watch i smell like beef or will we have to give our mind to i smell like beef original hashtag beef baby i don't think so who gives a fuck listen to this i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef keep going i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef oh i smell like beef all right please stop this please 161 000 upvotes this has 12 million views out you now have a baby daughter when she starts saying crazy shit film it let's put it on quarators youtube that's money this is only good to people who do not have children because it's just this all the time your kid says that it does not my kid doesn't say anything exactly but she does this kind of cadence but just kind

too scared she just like is going like and it's like i'm already over it this is not content i say to her 12 million views say otherwise you need to learn how to use ai in its different formats you need to make a million dollars off the next ai you're washed and milked damn your baby's washed and milked you're washed and milked bro i'm actually in charge of the washing and my wife is in charge of the milk oh that's a distribution of labor around the house is that because uh she could create milk and you can create soapy water yep out of my nipples can water be turned into beer without the use of magic chemistry or trickery so the first thing you're going to think is what about jesus oh what about jesus that's a magic or trickery no matter

how you see so you can't this is the fucking robot dude it's been so long since we've had this it does seem like it's the damn robot it doesn't it doesn't really make any sense it doesn't make any fucking it really doesn't it does have a bunch of answers people tried to get in there and uh figure it out but you you can't do this you can't turn water into beer for the record i hate the robot and i hate everything it stands for and i wish it pain and suffering it can't those things it's doing a good job at pretending to be a crazy dumb quora user yeah i was looking it up and i was hoping to see that the question was asked by jimmy fallon but unfortunately it was by poor a prompt generator yeah an amazing invention by the way whoever made the dumb bitch

robot oh alex goes on quora and just says stupid shit yeah that's not nice waiting for a jeremy to own it all day i didn't put this in the dock did you not no this is your drunk ass my excuse me wildly uncalled for he said it was a stupid bitch robot it is a stupid bitch robot okay here's another question if an alien race made a horror movie called human what are some ways we might be depicted oh no so humans are actually quite scaley i love the idea of aliens coming to Earth and being like, we gotta make a movie.

And immediately in Hollywood, they're like, you can't, there's no money. How do I leave my mark? We're talking to Blumhouse. Well, if you come

and you bring your alien money, I think maybe you could maybe money talks and get something going. What are some ways we might be depicted? Now,

the top comment is they're made of meat and it's like humans are made, you know, they're like space orcs kind of thing um humans they're so violent and scale we already and uh many movies are already about how scale we humans are yeah and they're made by humans so i imagine aliens game aliens

would pretty much make like an arachnophobia but about people i think they would probably make a movie that's about how easy we are to kill i think they would actually they'd be much more advanced enough so instead of being like humans are the most dangerous game as we go they'd be like humans are basically just dogs we could kill them so fast it's not very scary horror movie is it i think it'd be like they would really focus on like how how we shit oh because they'd be like wow why are they like doing it because i've got aliens like have a whole different dick they don't have to shit like they just don't even consume because they're made of light yeah because they're made of light and stardust if i was made of light i would be repulsed

by mass i gotta say it's a lot grosser there's a lot more nasty stuff and there are things that are wet things that are hot i think if alien race made a horror movie called human it would be inspired by sam raimi okay sure sure it would be i don't know it would come out in limited theaters i'd say they'd make drag me to hell again just like frame for frame drag me to hell they're like this was perfect and we're like so scary to hell and they're like yeah i guess technically the villain is the demons that are dragging her to hell but also isn't she kind of gross i think they'd make a sort of uh now pronounce you chuck and larry scary they're defiling marriage as an institution oh man i feel like every week on this show we

come back here and like i just gotta watch i now pronounce you chuck and larry because it just keeps coming up i did watch does it really it comes out it's come up every week for like a month i feel like i was talking about it the other day because i watched the movie the bird cage which is kind of like reverse i now pronounce you chuck and larry bird box no i do not mean bird box i mean the bird cage from 1996 mike nichols you don't mean nicholas cage face off you know what i mean face off oh i've seen that i loved it i've seen that the bird cage is very funny it's about um uh robin williams and nathan lane are like gay lovers in florida and their son is marrying the daughter of a conservative senator so they have to pretend to be straight

to impress him for one night and he keeps being like oh all right well it's gene wilder he's like so are you guys friends with the bushes you know jeb it's really hackman not willie wonka yeah Sorry, Gene Hackman. Excuse me. It's good. Check it out. I bet Nathan Lane does an incredible straight guy. You know what?

I won't spoil anything. Spoilers for the bird cage. I think the answer here, though, that we're keeping circling around, right, is if Alien Race made a horror movie called Human, what are some ways we might be depicted milked? Milked. We would be milked. Milked. We'd be milked like the self-same cows that we milk every day.

Yeah, exactly. How about that? Every day is a horror movie for cows because they're being milked sexually. They're being milked and they're being killed. And it's just tough to be a cow right now. But they will overcome. You ever see those PETA ads where we're like, the cows have huge tits? Hey, PETA.

You see my ad where we're raping the cow? That's what I'm talking about. Now, this is the crossover I'm talking about. Not now, Lois. I'm defiling animals. Oh, what the deuce. I wonder what Quagmire would say about animal cruelty. Probably something a little bit horny.

Yeah, I don't like that. If you think about it, we're just Digimon for aliens. Yeah, we are kind of Digimon for aliens. Digimon for aliens. And this is from someone who knows so little about Digimon. I know so much. I know the song that Jeremy's singing. You didn't even know about dead Angela Mon.

She's so beautiful. Nonetheless, Mermaid Mon herself. We actually showed Claire both of those today. You know what? Show up. Bring up Fridgimon here. Show her Fridgimon. It's going to be the winter soon.

Yeah, that's cute. You like this, Claire? Fridgimon is like a big snowman who is a bear. Is this something you can handle? And now I'm going to look up Fridgimon. No. It's not going to be a thing. So far, it's safe.

Although people keep coming back to Gilmon. Gilmon, I guess, promotes the most blood flow. I'm just looking at furry porn. It's not real. Sorry, sorry, sorry. There seems to be some sort of furry porn about pregnant furries. Oh, yeah, that's a big thing. Yeah, well, they're mammals, so they do get pregnant.

If they were insects, they may lay an egg sac. There's alarms going off again. jesus christ the city's alarm we're getting it on both ends here i know um all right go to go to the next one okay we've hit our limit on that one okay this one is on demons and central spirits and occultism.corah.com what actually happens when we die i am so confused oh my god it's sam ain this guy again so somebody does know what happens i would like to hear it sam ain of course is the mod of ancestral spirits of occultism this is the guy who posts really long stories about like demons it's like fanfic for demons and it's filled with like ai generated

images with like thought bubbles his output is prolific he does a new post he lives in africa Yeah, somewhere in the continent of Africa. I think so, like Nigeria? Uganda. It was Uganda, which is actually really far away from each other. That's fine. If you think about it. You know what?

Geography is one of the toughest things for Americans to do, and it's our great weakness. I know. They show us the map, and then we say, I don't know where that is, and they make fun of us on their late night shows. But our strength is our faith. Wow.

Alex is holding my hand very weirdly. I'd like to read Samane's answer to this. Please. So the question is, what happens when we die? I'm so confused. I have come to believe that every human experiences death in a different way, but one thing is common. All don't really die.

Death is only a change. Snapping for you. Whether one goes to heaven or hell, nothing changes in consciousness. Valdogar from Peru. So this is, I guess, a quote from Valdogar. Valdogar. To quote the great Valdogar. It is when I looked around that I realized that I was sleeping.

I was shocked. I wondered how come I had become two, but I could not explain the phenomenon. I said, what is happening to me? And then a photo of a woman, and she's looking at herself sleeping, and she says, how come I'm sleeping and standing? Whoa. That's pretty spooky. I mean, I don't really know how come.

Let me try to return in my body and stand up. Okay, it really diverges for a bit here. I don't think we should read the whole thing. Okay, it's a very long story about people we've never heard of and then Jesus shows up. He has a lot of anecdotes for you if you'd like to hear from him.

What was the question again? What actually happens when we die? I'm so confused. It reminds me of 2016 in many ways. Do you think this guy died? And that's why he's confused? Yeah, I do think that. Because it's weird to ask that question, right?

His spirit is stuck on Quora. It can only get out if it finds the answer on Quora. The question asker is Shamala Hanna, who also lives in Uganda. Okay. Do you want to meet up? Yeah, dude, I do. She has a bunch of questions on demons, ancestral spirits. Wait, perfect question on Quora.

To what extent did Christ defeat Satan? Not much. I guess on a granular level. This is also a good one. How is prayer effective in spiritual warfare? It's like gun. So she has a lot of, like, I don't know, questions about, like, the logistics of godliness.

Right, she's got a probing on the outsides here. What should we do daily to evade satanic attacks? That's a good question. Dodge roll, I guess. No, wear a wig. Wear a wig. That's what it is. Wear a wig because they can't grab you by your real hair.

You two are not going to get far evading satanic attacks. Satan's going to grab my hair thinking he's caught me. My beautiful, long, blonde hair. Oh, you think you're a queen bitch. Yeah, that's what Satan says. And then he pulls out your hair. And then I slip away. You say, nice try, Satan.

And I escape and I say, ha, ha, ha, I'm actually quite bald. I lost my hair years ago. You fool. Just waiting for this moment. You red beast. Red as a dog's dick. If you are not watching this YouTube, Jeremy's hair is beautiful. It is beautiful.

It keeps getting in my mouth. See? I know that was the other episode, but it's a recurring problem. I don't like it, and it pisses me off. It is the color of Cobain's, but the length of Grohl. Of Grohl. That's what we've decided. Thank you.

How is Satan the ruler of this world? This comes up on this subreddit or the subquora quite frequently, I got to say. Satan stuff? I mean, that's like... No, no, but I mean just like how he rules the world. And it's like, how about you have some confidence in yourself, believe in Christ, believe in his message. Do you believe Satan rules the world? No, I don't believe he rules the world.

Oh. No. Because of God? Yeah, I think God actually has forced him into his nook that he lives in. Interesting. And that's why... I think the American dollar. Oh, interesting.

That rules the world? Yeah, if you think about it. I actually believe girls rule the world. I thought you were going to say some sort of Chinese currency. Oh, the yuan? But girls is also sort of a currency. It'd be funny if girls ruled the world and were like, you know what?

First step, oppressing women. That is first on our agenda as the rulers. I don't know if girls rule the world. I do think that, what is it? Fat bottom girls make the rock and roll go round. This rock and roll attitude you have today is unbearable. Rock! You're so sexually charged.

You're always trying to see who's getting milked. Their bottoms are so fat. it's got me looking twice we know based on all the squat videos you got in your youtube again it's on the other episode big booty we're just bringing it back

just a little peek into the patreon for people who want to know what we talk about it airs after this one big booty hoes who cares we can't just roast my youtube algorithm for two hours here's a question here's a question here's a question what would you ask the antichrist

claire what would you ask the antichrist he shows up he says hey what's up i'm like jesus but i'm sort of the opposite i represent all things bad i live for your goodness i live for your goodness uh claire what's up i'm here to serve what do you what do you ask him i'd be like hey do you uh Do you know what the Wi-Fi password is? Boom. That's a pretty good question. Oh, because it's like a barista for you, pretty much? Yeah, he's like the keeper of all fucked up knowledge, probably.

And everybody's Wi-Fi passwords are in his head. What if he tells you a deceitful Wi-Fi password that leads you down a dark path? Interesting. That would bum me out. Okay, that sounds right. I would hate if that happened. You log into evil internet. Yeah, I wouldn't monologue into evil internet.

I like this normal one I'm on where I watch people die all the damn time. Yeah, the good internet. The good internet we're on. Constant starving children. Questions by robots, murder, and Digimon getting milked. That's the entire thing. You guys are saying he a lot. I feel like none of you are reading my shirt that says,

I bet the Antichrist she's a woman. Is that what that means? I guess if that was the situation I was going to ask her a question, I'd be like, my stick showed off. Hey, you're the Antichrist. Alex. I'm like a Howard Stern kind of guy in this situation. You want to sit on the symbiote?

I'd make the Antichrist sit on the symbiote. You can't milk the Antichrist. Well, I'm being like a tough guy here because I'm standing up for the Lord. So you're sexually harassing the Antichrist in God's name? yeah exactly i'm like inside on a cross wait what did we read earlier that evil is the best way to take care of evil i'm like dexter for the devil great you think you're so cool you think you can just peace and love knock down my anti-christ sexual harassment when i'm the only one doing it for god okay let's read this first answer from bk nefert who is a poet uh please nefert

or it's a french nefer i guess works at the amazon marketplace oh from 2005 to present pretty cool stuff read it i wouldn't ask him anything the less i'd know about him or her as some passages suggest there's a female component of antichrist too thank you there's not just one there's about 23 of them if you carry alert if you count the horns of the beast and dragon and count the man of sin the better he can only bring suffering into this world anything anti-christ only bring suffering even in people's highest highs there's suffering because of the strangeness of the world created by it unclean and unnatural selfish egotistical cruel became an effort laying down the wall and so it says even like if you were to sexually harass the antichrist or oppress them

or vanquish them in some way you would actually just be falling into their trap oh so there's no winning yeah because christ himself is the essence of good and so for the antichrist in any interaction with them at all would be just part of their nefarious plan their divine evil but i was um A lot of people told me around 2007, 2008 that Obama was the Antichrist. Did that not end up being true? I think it could be true, but if that's the case, then you shouldn't interact with Obama, and I tell you that every week, Jeremy. Oh, but I keep running into him at my Hollywood parties.

I know. You ever see him, Claire, in L.A. walking around trying to produce your movies? Not yet. Not yet, but I'm hoping to. Hey, Jeremy, you should grow out your hair, man. Yeah, that's what he said to me. You'd look really cute with long blonde hair. He's got really good ideas.

He should get into PR. He keeps telling me I'm fuckable. Jeremy, why don't you take your shirt off? That's Obama saying that? Why don't you take your shirt off and get in my pool? Why don't you take off your shirt? By the way, your dad's pool party. Where's my hug?

Where's my hug at? Jeremy? Where's my hug? I'm going to send my secret service detail. Get my hug from you. Where's my hug? Malia get his hug I have my daughter come get the hug

what a cool guy Jeremy I'd like you to milk me my dick is my dick and balls are full of white milk which is what I call my cum and Michelle says she can't have enough of it

she hooks me up to a machine she hooks me up to a machine and I send the photos to Jordan Peterson i think that closes this one out i think this is it yeah i think for the episode i just meant the question but oh no we've got more to read i feel like these are good answers look at this one from elijah oh from the bible yeah that's right okay i would expect him to have answers i read this one oh i'd love you to clear you should know it's in all caps it's in all caps

do you know who the antichrist is question mark no you think you do I would ask the antichrist the same question I would ask every religion in the world And every atheist in the world These sets of people will give the same answer Question Why will you not repent? They will all answer

Because we believe we are right Question mark You see repentance is not of bad deeds or sin Repentance is of false beliefs That's why repentance is in the bible so much Jesus took away our guilt now these people tell the world what to believe in the world listens all confuse the world with their own interpretation so so i got bored with this guy i see what happened because i was like

there is more here but i think you know what's one of those questions that looks a little better because all caps and then it's just a question yeah tyler the creator posting yeah it is tyler i guess my criticism here would be the excessive periods make it kind of confusing like the tone to read it in like i i feel like i feel for claire reading it because it's like how do you say it about dating he keeps saying to me oh all the periods he keeps texting me he's like i'm excessive period i guess this is why i shouldn't be dating because i'm married so all these periods are just my way of my warning that i'm straight outside of god's plan there right because you've been uh inferring you've been talking to the the antichrist

right and i've been trying to have sex with him for god uh but i do like the angle that atheists are essentially the same as the antichrist elijah now elijah's picture is of a purple um lion it's a lion but it's like um it's in the clouds what's a former archaeologist a fucking t-shirt that you would do oh tie-dye tie-dye lion yeah it's like a tie purple tie-dye lion he says nothing much to say but i've been searching for truth all my life the answers to the big questions never thought in a million years i would find them so my only goal is to share the truth of everything with everyone so i guess he found the answers to life hey i found this yeah nothing much to say just found all of the truth

i thought i'd go on quora after and he says nothing is as it seems spelled with an a the truth is hidden in plain sight so seems is a clue and that means it's in your genes whoa baby girl let's be talking to the antichrist he has a lot of great questions such as why did you upvote my answer do you know it's truth oh whoa does he know what we're doing why do religions give god a bad name oh this is kind of provocative i'm not sure i agree with his answers are a bit much or questions rather uh aliens have a weapon of mass destruction pointing at earth it is in plain sight and has been switched on ready to fire the governments know about this and have been warned not to go into space why are we still going going no one answered that the lion does not

concern himself with listener engagement. The Bible says that aliens are real. Our history is built on lies. God is misunderstood. The writing is freedom on the wall. Satan deceives the world. Will the blind will lead the blind? Misinterpretation leads to destruction. Why? That's a good question. That's Elijah.

Do you want to read one more question and then do a... Is that okay? Yes. Great. Yes. Is that your Barack Obama? No, that was not meant to be in a... I just forgot what it was called. Germany. Is that okay? I wish I could do Barack Obama

You don't have to be able to really do it You don't have to be able to do it Kind of slip into a different voice So people know you're doing it now If Trump were struck by lightning When he touched the Bible while being sworn in Would that convince atheists that God exists? Now I know we're going to make fun of this question

But if Trump got struck by lightning Yes it would By swearing in on the Bible It would be the wildest news week I would believe in God a little bit absolutely if a lightning bolt came down and hit the president now i don't know why at this point god is cool with every other president ever right where he's just like you know andrew johnson you be you dog yep herbert hoover whatever man i love how fat you are dog that's i think it was taft

right or is herbert hoover oh i was you're right it is taft but i was thinking of hoover hoovering up all the hot dogs with his big vacuum mouth right a classic thing that he did yeah yeah that's what's up that's how he would get fat if he was fat just imagining ronald reagan shaking hands with god please google herbert hoover milked yes this is what we do here i don't think i can i don't think that is anything he's a little chunky i'm gonna look up herbert hoover rule 34 yeah i was just gonna say what do i gotta do to see herbert hoover on all fours you know i'm saying i talk about getting fucked dog no people don't want to fuck herbert hoover man no one's no one's interested in it no one's interested in his cum i just need more pictures of him please

because i can't really see him that well with you scrolling around like that's j edgar hoover that's what he looks like herbert hoover he kind of looks like andy richter oh yeah all right so he's got really kissable cheeks he's got kissable cheeks looks like andy richter he's kind of friends with conan yeah well anyway god could still call him fat if he wants to he's god he can do whatever he wants yeah that's how this whole fucking thing started um all right well good for herbert i don't think we're gonna find more milk so if trump so what if trump is struck by lightning that also implies that he has some sort of electromagnetic something or there maybe He's got, like, a metal plate in his head.

My God, she's right. He is a robot. Okay, so you don't think it's Jesus at that point. You think it's he's a robot. Yeah, it is more nature. It is elementary that lightning would strike him in the head if he was a robot because he'd be the tallest object in that field. He's also getting sworn in in a field.

And no one's with him. Yeah. He's on top of a farmhouse. he thought it would appeal to red america if he gets sworn in that way he is the one who will lead the way the thing with the milking thing is like herbert hoover's too old but i bet if you looked up a modern president if you looked up like kamala or biden i bet you could get them i bet you're fine all right you can do joe biden we can do joe biden milk joe biden rule 34 or joe biden milked he's it's gonna be a picture

of him drinking milk yeah by the way this is our scary episode i'm gonna have to edit so much of this out no you're gonna have to keep it all in all right well there's a lot of joe biden rule 34 that's for sure there's a lot of just like joe biden with huge titties there's um i like how often he's paired with Donald Trump. Yeah, a lot of it is Trump. A lot of Trump stuff. Trump is fucking him in this one and Joe Biden's like a skinny little guy.

That's an interesting interpretation of Joe Biden. You don't often see him feminized to this extent. Well, he's like second. Or ever, I would say. You can't put any of this on YouTube, man. This is outrageous shit. It's not really that interesting either. No, it's a bit trite,

isn't it? Yeah. Boring. But I guess my point is that i think people see joe biden and uh that like conservatives want to um trot out his weakness and so they say he's well he's dating donald trump who i love and he's also submitting to him and to show that i have drawn him here with huge cans right and he's bent over for buff donald trump who is not 82 years old he's actually a very strong young man right as depicted in my cartoon. He definitely doesn't have dementia.

That's how it shows up in Rule 34. They're not both like extremely old men on the verge of death. One is a hot guy and the other one is an extreme bimbo. And they're both presidents. I wish I had a brain like that. What a beautiful man.

A Rule 34 brain? Yeah, I wish I could see all old men as beautiful bimbos. You have monkey's paw curls on that one. and I don't think I want that brain. Yeah, you know what? Maybe you're right. But I imagine it would be very lucrative for me.

It could be fun for a day. Oh, a rule 34 brain for a day. There's some answers on this one, but they're kind of stupid. You want to read this answer? This is by Max Hanna. Again, the question is if Trump was struck by lightning. When he's swearing into the Bible.

Ha, ha, ha. I love this question for some reason. I don't know. That'd be one hell of a coincidence. I'd first want to know whether there were some particular electrophilic, is that even a word? That's written in the post.

I wasn't saying that. Medals just by the podium in some dastardly and extremely unpredictable assassination attempt. I might suddenly develop a real interest in atmospheric conditions, which lead to lightning strikes in the statistics surrounding them.

I'm going to pause here. So immediately, this guy is like, this is an assassination attempt. They're trying to get our president with the medals in the podium. They're trying to get our boy. they're trying to zap him when he touches the bible just because it will be unbelievable they're trying to do like cia uh castro style assassinations yeah like loopy spy versus spy

murders we we we rubbed a bible over and over again with a balloon so that it would be electric you can successfully kill somebody that way you deserve it yeah i think so you you should get away with it scot-free even if it's the president the cia they used to do cool shit like that now they're just like way of havana syndrome i'm sick uh he's saying at the end that if god stopped people he would stop like hitler or paul potter gangas con with a lightning bolt yeah that's what i was saying but i just think like if any of them are hit by a lightning bolt that's that's cinema baby that's movies that's movies it's magic that's movie remember those toys that uh they sold at uh like spencer's gifts it's like the orb and you put your fingers on it and it's like all the

Electricity Zap. Electro Orb. Vaguely, yes. It's kind of Tesla-y. One of those Tesla coils. Yeah, like a Tesla coil kind of thing. What about it? I don't know. I remember it, Claire. That would be cool if they had

something like that in the White House. A really big one. Maybe that's what they'll put in the new East Wing. They're demolishing the White House so they can make a big Tesla coil. A bunch of stuff from Spencer's Gifts. The new East Wing of the White House is pretty much going to be the Boston Science Museum.

I was going to say, yeah. It's a lot of like you can put a coin and watch it go in a circle for a while. That's cool. You can jump next to a wall and it records your shadow. Yeah. That would rock. I can see Trump doing that too.

Just being like, I love science museums. It's very top America level stuff. Real 90s. There's going to be so much fog. I'm a 90s kid. It's going to be a lot of fog. we're gonna make the biggest bubbles down our throats in the 90s we love dunkaroos don't we we dunk them they're cookies you get to dunk i don't where's that come from

because he's a 90s kid oh he's a 90s kid we love nickelodeon nickel they were nick kids they were friends they'd play mortal wombat what a funny guy he is our president yeah shout out to him we're shouts out we support everything he does we'd love to have you on the pod we're the new theo vaughn check out jeremy's hair check out my hair i'm a beautiful man all right let's do is that okay oh i'd love to we've i'm my bones are chilled enough by all these spooky questions it's time to calm it down with is that okay please our recurring guest segment where are listeners sending quora style questions if you would like to send us an is that okay question please send it to quarators at gmail.com

try to keep your answers under 30 seconds we have a fantastic submission this week let's hit the button hello how long should i wait to reveal more of my real personality to this new group of people that i've never met before in a professional environment thank you see how quick that was beautifully done very fast beautifully done so what was the question again it was too fast it was if there's a new group of friends in a professional environment how long do you wait before you reveal your true personality right now you have to get drunk with them first interesting yeah get some blackmail that way if you're weird you can be like at least i don't do that thing you do you're the really weird one i think you gotta slip it in a few

times day one honestly i think you eat you eat like if you're an alex or something and you're hanging out with a new group of friends right and i think hypothetically you're now a little bit like day one you're being normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal and then you throw in like that reminds me of where a guru room on and if they're like excuse me what the fuck did you just say you go hey sorry about that i'm good goodbye it was nice to know you yeah but if they're like that is kind of like where guru room on you're like i'm in right do you remember that time you got milked you can follow up that one you wait for for day two that you wait for the office party for that one i do recurringly have this problem in my life where i really can't be anything but one hundo

real all the fucking time and because of that i'm the class pariah of the work office damn you never worked in an office have you well i have and i keep getting fired which is why now i am a personal trainer who i am looking for more clients and i do do online training and in-person training i'll get you abs i know how to do it it's easy for me so go ahead and pay me money please i can't work in an office they don't let me go in there anymore claire what's your weird thing that you need to ease into friend groups with yeah i i try to be funny in the way that i'm funny right off the bat and then if they don't yep if they don't vibe with it i go okay now i can just now i know i can't be myself yep or else i'm gonna feel bad around these people it's

safer to just pretend to be someone else instead of be funny in the way that not funny people are you turn on work claire work claire see i just try to force it through and then it's just a bad time classic man i know i just try to keep and i feel like when i'm not when people don't like me the the vibe is like annoying weird you know what i mean it's like uh keeps lying for some reason um yeah i you can't hide so here's there's two ways to go about this one is that you can just create an artificial you who lives in this environment and that becomes its own game which can be fun or uh just be yourself in moderation and feel out how much that will be tolerated in the work setting and you know maybe you'll find your good friends that way

slowly over time sprinkle it in that's my advice high school high school it's just high school and it's not high school and you're an adult great thank you so much thank you for listening thank you for writing writing in this has been quarators hit that button uh if you like the show you can watch claire dance on youtube or you can go to patreon.com slash quarators and listen to twice This is much of the slop. This week on Thursday, we listened to an old southern lady discuss spirits. It was really interesting, I thought. She had cool clothes.

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