Quorators - Clareorators

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: After the break up, out of nowhere he called me from an unknown number saying, "Hello" and I replied, "why you called?" in reply he said "shut up you B****"! I was so hurt that I blocked him right away. What's going on in his mind? Do you enjoy chatting about taboo subjects? If minions were to exist in real life, who would they be serving? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

it's quarators lover back again for our big 200th episode that's right 200 episodes 200 episodes It's actually episode 202. It's definitely 200. No. 200 laughs. Don't look at the MP3, but it is episode 200. It's 200. It's 202 in the official count.

Also, that doesn't include all the bonus episodes we do, which feels like it should be one count. Also. In this case, it'd be like 390-something. Dare I say, there's at least two episodes I'd cut. Sure. I could easily delete two off the servers, and it's 200. At least.

If ifs and buts were... something else then then we'd have been a whole different situation but that's neither here nor there because it's episode 200 ifs and buts no everybody think of a rhyme and come back if ifs and buts were some tasteful sluts okay okay i'd be plowing through them like a sailor in port and that's the expression episode 200 is about getting this expression off the ground tasteful sluts tasteful sluts first you want to be mad because of the word sluts but then you remember they're tasteful courier's weather report it's it's hot and it's orange outside the air is smoke and the ground is fire there's a wildfire over there big wildfire and the air is

now orange and it's freaking Donald Trump outside and we're all dying. The Lord has come to collect for our sins. It's pretty awful out there. It tastes like smoke. It has a feeling when you're outside for a bit where you go hmm, this is bad for my tummy.

I keep trying to convince Alex to not have the weather report be a part of the show anymore because it's sort of like the worst idea ever for a podcast segment. I hear that. And then every time we don't do it we get like ten angry comments. the people won't have it about like fuck you how dare you i don't know the weather now it's too dangerous to take it out we have to leave it in yeah you gotta leave it in

it's like the department of education i keep trying to convince them to get rid of the department of education i won't clarify in what way let jeremy just be mad for once oh i'm stewing I can't believe it's episode 200, y'all. I can't believe it, y'all. This time, not two years ago, we were doing episode 100, and we got calls from all of our celebrity guests all around the world. It was a shocking time, and it made waves through the culture. That's right.

But since then, we added a third host in the form of the world-famous Clarocaine, and she is here to leave her mark on the show this very episode with a special Claire extravaganza. Do you have a toothpick? Yeah. If you're listening to the show, Claire has been chewing a toothpick

like a young farmer in the South. Like a gangster. Or a gangster who has a farm, but he doesn't tend it. He pays other people to. He's in like the Midwest. I might just have a bunch of shit in my teeth. What about that, huh?

Well, with the pig in your mouth. the pick of your mouth is actually the highest odds that you have the least shit in your teeth out of everyone that's right that's true and you got great gums and that was something else i wanted to say at this top of the show well i'm happy to have created my own clarators it's clarators it's the advent of claire episode 200 there's claire y'all so we do not know what claire has prepared for us this special episode and i can't speak for jeremy but i can't wait to find out i'm very curious it's not themed claire right it's not themed i guess the theme is stuff that i was interested in and then they

then it became uh i can't find anything that i'm interested in so i'm just sort of looking around for funny stuff and that's sort of a you know i it made gave me a greater appreciation for what you guys do right the work every single day hold the work we're braver than the troops um now well when we were talking about originally i thought it was my concept of claire can do whatever she wants so i didn't know if we were gonna end up watching like a bunch of clips of sex in the city or I was pushing this a lot. Maybe some kind of like my little pony program

off Mike. I could have really been pushing for Claire to curate sex in the city episode. I'm here to recap sex in the city. Not a bit for people listening. I'll keep pushing for this. It looks like that will never happen. I feel like you keep you want to do it really badly, but you want it to be

Claire's idea. So you're like, and what if like we do a Claire episode and maybe if we watch sex in the city in the city, we watch every episode of sex in the city. I just love knowing characters. I love meeting new friends. And New York City is sort of a character. It looks like it said we'll be going on Quora.com.

Yes. We haven't looked at these at all, so I'm excited to see. What was the text that you sent us as we were starting? Let me find this. Let's pull that up. Jamie, pull that up. Why is finding a good space of the week the hardest thing of all time? It is the hardest part.

It's the hardest one. They make it hard to find. you can't even you can't click anywhere and go let me look at different spaces like i'm doing it mostly on my phone which that's a whole other thing going on up there it's like a different website on the phone yeah it's a different thing they reformat it so it looked like on facebook it looked i mean on phone it looks like facebook on computer it looked like reddit you can search for spaces but it is a pain in the ass to figure out how to do it here's my main complaint they do not offer a possibility for you to filter by popular spaces so it's like oh you want to see a

a space about tigers, huh? Here's 1,000 spaces with one guy in them, and they're called John's Tiger Space. And you click in it, and there's not a tiger in it. There's nothing in it. No one put anything in it, but here it is. You want John's Tiger Space? Good luck on your episode, idiot.

You'll never be the guy's podcast. Someday. You know, you'll never be the guy's podcast because you've got a chick on. That's what it is It's the bad luck of having a woman on the ship You'll never be the guy's podcast ship And I do think of our show as a ship

I do actually think of our show as a big boat The sea, she was unkind that day We're riding the audio waves Look out! M4A's ahead! A big laugh is coming! You'll need to compress that file! Alright, it's face of the week

Okay, we're starting with Space of the Week in this exciting Claire extravaganza. Space of the Week. What do we got here? Let's see. We're here on Polyamory the Space. Let's go. I just found it interesting that the URL is quite confusing. This is what I wanted to talk about.

The URL is npexibgametowl. Dot Cora dot com Okay hold on Ethical non monogamy Ethical non monogamy People Oh this is like The tasteful sluts thing

It's actually a long Expression Yeah What do you think it is So Jeremy has figured out That the first three letters Are ethical non monogamy But then there's a P

And then an X Pacific Northwest Okay X games There's so many more letters For us to get It just doesn't

And then the rest is Owl I think as an owl that's if an owl is in your polycule cool so this space it has what 31 000 subs so this is a pretty good size quora space good find there claire hey thanks um what do you think i think it's you know i thought we could go look around see what's going on in there there seems to be a guy who everybody goes to for polyamorous stuff named franklin vo and then sometimes people try to dunk on him in questions being like does franklin voe do this dumb shit oh he's kind of a quora influencer we've come across him before yeah but i think

he's also a non-quora influence i think when we we found him years ago and people are like oh it's franklin voe he's like a famous guy that you're supposed to know about he's a writer why he is famous or what he's doing or what his whole thing is is it erotica well he's writing he's an author he's writing like fantasy stuff and he has bunny ears which I'm like is that a polyamory thing like how pineapple is means swingers or whatever

bunny ears I thought you meant the Ukrainian flag it means you like to fuck I see so many fucking Ukrainian flags in Brooklyn that it would be funny if you thought that that was like a poly thing like a swingers thing

look at all these swingers in Brooklyn For all I know, it could be. They're not Eastern European migrants. They're actually all swingers. You can go into their houses. I think they're just supporters. They're not the most religious people you've ever met in your life. They're actually...

I think they're just like wasps in Brooklyn who are supporters of Ukraine. Generally, I think if you see a Ukraine flag in America in the wild, it's probably just a guy who supports Ukraine in the war. But also in Brooklyn specifically, it's like an ethnic conclave. Yeah, it really is. I think Conclave is when they're all trying to be the Pope. Conclave. I live in, like, deep Mayor Pete territory.

Like, I think my neighborhood went hard for Mayor Pete in the 2020 election. So I feel like, I don't know. What happened to him? He's dead. He had high hopes for a living. Yeah. So he's been poor for some time. I don't know.

You'll see him again in a few years. He'll probably run for president again. Yeah, if he's just biding his time. But that's neither here nor there. We're here on the polyamory. You're on the damn polyamory feed. Now, the bio for the space just says it's a definition of polyamory, in case you're confused, which is a noun.

It's having more than one romantic relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved. So everyone has to know about it. Webster's Dictionary. I was going to say, as a poly person, do you feel connected to the poly community, or do you have scorn for them? No, I carry quite a scornful mourn about any community.

i carry a scored full morn okay i just don't like being the only community i really enjoy being a part of is unfortunately the comedy community it's i would say they are my tribe polyamory and the polyamorous community is made up of so many freaks and dorks and weirdos and kind of assholes and probably like weird manipulative narcs as we say in the chorus space. I just don't. And they're wearing bunny ears.

They're flying the Ukrainian flag. I support the cause, but I don't want to have fear with this president. You know what I mean? You wouldn't go to the Pauly White House if you won a big event. We're actually opening for an event soon

at the Pauly White House. doing a full podcast live on the White House lawn. We're interviewing Dana White. Would you say laughter is a place you call home, Claire? Do you say laughter is a place I call?

Yes. Okay, just checking. This is one of Alex's classic things where he walks in a bit but then people keep talking. Shut up. He finds his time

but then he says it and people are like, huh? It would have been, it's still relevant now as it was two minutes ago and I wanted to say it. After the comedy community thing.

Oh, yeah, I got it. It's an important question. I'm in the scrum outside the Claire House lawn. I'm squirting. I'm squirting full of board full. Okay, so there's only two questions on this entire space

which has a ton of people in it. Is that true? Yeah. So it's all posts then. It's all posts. Read these questions. People don't want to know. Okay, here's the top question.

It says, I'm interested in men and women. I have a boyfriend. but I long for that connection with a woman as well, in many such cases. I don't know how to express this to my BF without hurting his feelings or feeling like he may think I'll cheat

or that he would in spite. Okay. Meaning he would cheat first to kind of draw first blood. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. It's Rambo rules when it comes to dating a woman. It really is. Who's going to get her first?

If you're already in a polycule, I think often people love to add a woman to it. And their hardest trial is really finding a woman who will join your poly camp. Well, I think this is a non-poly person asking who wants to come out as poly. Okay, so this is someone who's like, I would just like to add a girlfriend to my roster. Yeah. Okay. I got to fill my bisexual needs, one for each side of my personality or whatever.

All in perfect balance. Thanos, shout out Thanos. Claire, do you and Nick ever compete for, I don't know, lovers? For women? gets more tail i just mean like for the same person never for the same person so we've been like oh that person's cute no no that sounds stressful we kind of have we have similar uh not similar we have different tastes right women wise definitely he'll tell me he wants to date somebody i'd be like all right i i don't see what you're seeing but god bless uh sometimes

okay i could see but uh not my type okay so would you say that is it just because he's looking for like a tall statuesque woman who can crush like a bug he's really not i think he's uh you know i can't i can't speak on that i'm gonna You want to talk about this live on the radio? I cannot speak on this. Okay. This is a polyamory space. Sorry to put you in a corner.

Do you want to see any answers to this? Sure. I also kind of want to click on the Claire who contributes to this because it's Claireators this week. Also, Eunice Hung is interesting to me. Oh, yeah. Wait a second. And it's a – okay. What?

You know what? I don't want to speak on Eunice Hung before we've explored more, but also – Speak on that. I think their name is legitimately Hung. Yes. I think you were thinking it was like a guy with a huge cock, but it's actually just an Asian woman. I'm Laurietta Fat Hawk. And I feel like we could see it on your face as you came to the real, oh, hug.

Oh, it's just, she's Asian. It's like when you end up falling off the road and you realize you've just slid right next to a cliff. That is almost your doom. But luckily in time, you realized it's an Asian woman and no one's mad at you. Sometimes it's just an Asian woman with an Asian woman last name. Right. Like William Hung. That's right.

Of the hung dynasty. She could still be hung. She could be hung. And that's, I don't know. I don't know yet. Get rid of the sex gutter. Yeah. We're on polyamory space.

We're on polyamory. It's about love. It's not mostly. Polysexual. Would you not agree that every polycule needs a gutter freak? Sure. Someone who goes to the gutter every Sunday to watch live comedy. Actually, they don't do it there anymore.

They don't do that there. Fuck The industry is dead Yeah where do they We'll talk about this No one cares about this I feel like we just clicked on Eunice Hung Because of her funny name

Can we go back to Claire It's Claire Raiders And her bio is Mouthy broad She has a lot of followers And big bangs The top of her bio says Quora is my blog and my favorite magazine

Kind of a red flag there She's a compendium of her best answers On all different types of things Everyone should have this This is great This is awesome This is what we're looking for when we click on your profile She really made our job easier

She wrote an answer to Can a man be called a bitch? Let's click it Click it Yes, but the meaning changes A woman gets called a bitch when she is aggressive, mean, catty, or generally unpleasant.

A man gets called a bitch when he is behaving like a misogynist version of a woman. Cowardly or whiny. Men are often called little bitches, as in, don't be a little bitch. This is true. I agree with Claire on this. Yeah, she's right.

Claire, you're so right. You know how she knew to add this to her best answers is Zemo Boone comments and says, Excellent answer. Your knowledge of bitches spans far and wide. Zemo. Zemo! Classic Zemo.

He's such a good hype man. And he lives in London. Zemo Boone. Quite the Boone. He's British. Hit the button. Okay, I'm going to hit the button, but I want to go back to polyamory. Anglo spotted.

Zemo Boone. That's a good point. I didn't consider that. Zemo here. What's Zemo short for? Zemotional. Zemo. All right.

I'm glad I asked. She's got 300 questions, Claire. But it's stuff like, this year I'm buying solar panels. How solid is Scarlett Johansson's lawsuit against Disney over the streaming release of Black Widow? It's solid. Yeah, it's a lot of Marvel questions and COVID questions and January 6th questions.

Autism. Ultimate, I mean, alternate universe Claire who's into television. Right. Claire hates television. Hated. And loves January 6th. Love it. Lots of Game of Thrones questions.

Yeah. Why is Sansa cold or even rude to Daenerys when they meet? Claire's always saying they should have killed Mike Pence. Because she's a fucking invader from Valyria. That's true. Go back to polyamory. You should have her as the co-host. of this pod.

No, Claire. No, it seems like you'd get along really well. Because then we could watch Sex and the City, you're saying? Yeah. You could re-watch

Game of Thrones. You could watch Sex and the City, finally. She has bad questions about it, though. This is kind of my long-term plan to watch Sex and the City in a public forum.

You could just watch it. Nope. That's part of my plan. I'm going to do a podcast with a Claire who's going to do it. Did you think that bringing on a woman

would just guarantee eventually we were talking about it? I thought it would just at some point it would come up I didn't even consider we might not do it I figured if we add a woman to the show she will be saying which characters we are all the time

I've been saying I'm Miranda but I don't know what any of them are oh no I think you're Samantha I don't know and I'm scared we can get into it we can't get into it I've never seen the show

we should do a bonus no we're not doing it Don't listen to Alice. We'll watch the whole movie. This will be as popular as when I recap Dallas on my Dragon Ball show. How does it feel having a wife being shared? Probably really good. The answer.

My wife is not being shared. She's not a piece of property that I share with others. She's an autonomous human being who sometimes chooses to share herself with others. Our husband. Whoa. Polycule. That's right. Polyamory.

And I'd do the same thing. I almost always feel happy that she's enjoying herself. Sometimes I feel jealousy, which I recognize is the result of my insecurities and not her choices. I always feel proud that such an amazing person chose me. All right. See, this is why people don't like you guys. Because we're trying to get hard, and you're really just giving me a fucking book about it. Also, like, what is this, like, totally annoying response about, like, passive versus active voice?

My life is not being shared. She shares herself Okay, so she is being shared then She's using herself as property Someone's for me It's an editor She's moving around like an RV My wife chooses to be a piece of meat

Sure, she's a hot slut But she's tasteful Right, no ifs or buts She's a tasteful slut I don't remember the second part of the expression Something about the poor You're at port, and you're a sailor. It's the war of 1812.

Cousins at war. All right, we're moving on. All right, we're done with polyamory. It's core romance. And we're going on to romance. From one love to the next, here we are. Your romance and love questions answered live, Claire style, here on Quarry Tours. After the breakup, out of nowhere, he called me from an unknown number saying, hello.

and i replied why you called in reply he said shut up you bitch i was so hurt that i blocked him right away what's going on in his mind this is a great question shut up really good question so much context shut up you bitch i said all i said was oh wait he said hello and i replied why you called wait i'm just okay it's all catching up to me now okay he called her he called he called after the breakup yeah probably not no number he says hello she says why you called he says shut up you bitch did you mean to say something else because why you called doesn't make any sense why i guess if you were so shaken by the call why you called yeah why you called What is confusing you about this?

That's not how you say that. You'd be like, who is this? Why are you calling? Why did you call? Yeah. Come on, man. You know. As somebody who calls people on the phone and says you've got Al to them,

you have no leg to stand on. I have two Steven's legs that I stand on and I pour while I plow through these tasteful slots. This is night and day. why you called is it even i'm so confused at every part of it and no wonder he says shut up you bitch at that point because of the way you talk why are you called why you call well cornish annie has responded with uh why do you care what he's thinking he's a sneaky rude abusive man that's a good point you did the right thing to block him and oh so she probably blocked him yeah she said

it's an unknown number why you call block my number i said i blocked him right away after the shut up you bitch why you called right right she calls him a cretin so stop wasting time trying to work it out it's his problem not yours why are you hurt by this okay better to be angry and insulted this man is a dickhead and the sooner you block avoid and ignore him permanently the better off you'll be if he starts arresting you further report him to the police cornish annie cornish annie don't you don't know this man i assume he she is also anglo-spotted yeah if i If I were your mom, this is what I'd say. Is Cornish Scotland?

Where is that? I don't think it's Scotland. I think it's England properly. Cornwall? This is probably the Duke of Cornwall. Okay. She says, if I were your mom, this is what I'd say. Oh, Cornish Annie.

Do people go to their mom for dating advice in this day and age? Maybe in Cornwall. Probably, yeah. We're not in Cornwall anymore, Annie. I think people do go to their moms. I think I agree with Courtney Shaney on everything she said. I would say lose my number, number blocked. Lose my number, why you called.

Don't get another number, I'll know, and I'll block it. I can see Claire saying why you called if you called her. Sure. Why you called? Well, it's something you can say when you're surprised and you kind of forget how to talk. I don't think it's that crazy. Why you called? Apparently, originally, she said, you called again?

That makes sense. And that was edited to why you called? Why you called? Am I having a stroke here, people? What is going on? It's AAVE. You just hate black women. I think this is very offensive that you said that.

Way more than all that stuff I've been saying about sailors. Which we all think is funny. What do they say about sailors? Well, that they're plowing to chase those lots. Barbara Sasek says he's a narcissist. You'll do it again and again until you block him from all forms of communication to move on with your best life. You got to block him from this life and send him to the grave. He likes that you start to get over him and move on,

and he contacts you to use and abuse you again. Narc alert. Yeah, that's true. Oh, he's a robo-killer. What? He's a robo-killer? Oh, no, no, no. Sorry, I misread this.

Robo-killer. Robo-killer. Bleep, bleep, blorp. Robo-killer. Oh, that's a spam-blocking app. Yeah, she says, don't worry about what's in his mind. and the next call you get from him as soon as you recognize the voice,

hang up, not one word of conversation on one word. And that's one word. He may call from a different numbers, so blocking becomes kind of frivolous. Look into a spam blocking app. This will really help.

Good luck. RoboKiller. All right, this is actually good advice because he did call from a random number. Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Blorp. Anyway, yeah.

So everybody's saying get him out of your life. He's a jerk. He's a jerk. Don't add him to your polycule either. He did call you a bitch. Don't even share your wife with him. He never said why he called either, right?

She said why you called, and then he doesn't answer. She doesn't find out why he called. No, he just, yeah. I think he called to call her a bitch. I agree with Claire. Yeah, maybe you're right. I think he kind of got what he wanted. Yeah, fair enough.

He definitely won the battle. We would agree to that. Yeah. He emerges the victor in this exchange. You can't do this. He's kind of a boss. Ah, the spoils of war. Let's go to QuoraMD.

Okay. Claire, I'm loving the variety here already. I really, I don't know if this qualifies as 4MD, but I put it under there. You know, it doesn't always, but you can only do that. These are our medical questions. 4MD. What do you do for fun today? And, you know, of course, these are just things I like to think about.

And I think I might have typed in the word fun. Okay. When looking for questions. I feel where you're coming from here. I do like this genre of Quora, which is just a very open-ended discussion starter. That's one of the fun things of the website that other websites aren't bringing to the table.

Right. I would probably put this under philosophy, but it's equally medical. I think it is medical. I think you're right to put it there. The doctors do kind of ask you these questions these days. What do you do for fun today? Do you smoke?

What kind of stuff do you do for fun? Do you smoke at all? Yeah. Did you smoke? How many packs did you smoke? How many drinks did you drink? Did I tell you that my wife went to the doctor and said that she vapes, and the doctor said, no, don't vape.

You're too beautiful to vape. I agree with that. What the hell? I think your wife's too beautiful to vape. Does vaping make you uggo? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, she's vaping weed. I think they must have thought it was like cigs, but still.

Yeah, I'm not really up on the medical knowledge for that, but I agree she's too beautiful for it. Too beautiful to vape. She's got to cut that out. No, honey. I think it's making her lungs a little busted, though. Oh, probably. Probably.

I know it's your special episode. Your lungs are busted, girl. Sorry, your wife's lungs are fucking busted. This is an episode of Hard Truths. We have one answer by Simge Topogolu, who says, I busted a scammer in response to what I did for fun today. Honestly, I was in the office today

and expect to have an ordinary day getting some work done until an email arrived at noon, and it's from Matthew K. Nock at the Department of Psychology. He says, hello, are you available? Knock, knock. And she says, no, this is not our department chair. I mean, the picture, which is being abused

for a despicable purpose, belongs to our department chair. But the center of the email is not the chair, but someone who is impersonating him. Scammer. I don't know. This looks kind of legit. I guess any email that just says, hello, are you available is a little suspicious.

Yeah, that's fair. But if it's a work email, it kind of makes sense. Yeah. All right, so. Let's click it. she decided that this is a spammer and so she she says of course needless to say the scammer was delighted to receive a response he says he's in boston i'm not in boston right now i'm in a conference in honolulu you know this is quite a journey this is the person saying this to

the scammer and i'm not coming until friday but if it's something i can purchase here i'm happy to help you and then the scammer says okay good i'm in a meeting right now and i need you to get a task done for me can you go to a store for me whoa so this is how they do it they want you to go to the store and like buy a bunch of shit on uh on the gift cards and you give them back you give them the gift cards professor knock yeah interesting knock knock what the professor knock knock it's a scam what could he possibly want what do you want i need to buy and then he says yes it is what you can purchase there and just send me the pictures on here please reply me to let you know what you are to purchase things in advance why you called who's falling for this

she says but i couldn't let him get what he wanted so easily i was determined to play with this guy like a cat plays with a mouse you're out of control toplo galoo this is simgi we're talking so then the scammer says okay good here's what you need to do for me real quick i need google play cards can you get me get some for me right now i will reimburse as soon as i am out of the meeting the amount i want is 100 in five pieces making 500 when you get them just scratch them take a clear picture of the card showing the claim code send them to me on here i need it right now once i'm out of the meeting i will have it from you i hate when the department i hope this is clear enough of psychology of the professor of psychology at edgar pierce who needs me to get

him at $500 in google play cards i also really like sense that he's the the explanation of once you send them to me i'll have them then i'll have them and then game on that's how the players i i admit i do enjoy doing stuff like this i recently was some guy from an old job was emailing me and it got to the point where he ended up sending me uh pictures of someone's penis someone's yeah i was fucking with him and then i posted about it on instagram and i got a bunch of likes i think somebody sent him a dick pic and then he forwarded it to me it was like one of your cronies sent me this and i was like you're just sending me a dick pic from a guy's from your work account right like that's crazy and i didn't answer because i was like this is getting sad yeah that crony dick

yeah i did see that crony's dick give me that crony dick if you're a listener and you sent this guy your penis don't don't be doing that don't do that he's a hard-working scammer this is a good man there's gotta be something more fun that someone else has done i didn't really look at this question i think this is pretty fun i think it's fun that this guy I fucked with the scammer. She's playing him like a mouse. A cat plays with a mouse. A cat plays with a mouse.

Which, if you've seen, is actually really twisted. Super Mario. There's a lot going on here. I've lost interest in the scam specifically, but I love that. She's trying really hard here with the whole thing about suicidal thoughts or whatever. Coconuts? Don't they work at the coconut cafe? Her research interests are about suicide, so that's extra insensitive.

Anyway, I'm not interested in this, but I love how much fun she had that day. She had honestly too much fun. Okay, here we go. This is the next one. This one's fun. The question, of course, is what did you do for fun today? Habib Fani says,

I was spanked by this little devil. And then it's a picture of her daughter. And you go, aw, she spanked you. She's basically my favorite person right now. I've really been into my daughter lately. she's like a really exciting new development okay so hubby fanny is a guy and he got his ass spanked by this little devil you thought it was a funny name but actually it's just a guy at the end of the day we're all just a guy she hates when you take pictures of her so you have

to sneak up on her she's not quite three years old yet but she's very opinionated she will tell you something is a dolphin if you tell her that it's actually a shark she'll say no dolphin and she's French. She says non. She's a French baby. It's not funny. You don't make a button on your soundboard for it,

but she is French. She'll also tell you that you're punished. Taponi. Jeremy, you don't kind of have a medium amount of French. She'll ask you if you want a spanking.

Wait, what does that say? This isn't his kid. Yeah, wait. Hold on. God, I love this kid. I want to steal her. Don't tell her dad. Her dad is hyperlinked

and we're clicking on it. that uh i'm staying with him for the rest of the week but i really want to keep this kid maybe i'll put her in my carry-on bag what the heck the dad is cedric fanny okay he's uncle he's a fun uncle he's unc yeah he's a fun uncle he's getting his little butt spanked cedric fanny this is the fanny family is all on quora yeah then they're posting about each other and then like he answered a question what were your secret fantasies when you were young and he's like i didn't have a fantasy but my brother did. I love that

when you find accounts on social media that are like bio about me, I'm Habib's brother. I had friends in high school who were twins who shared a Facebook account for a while. That's strange. What do you think of that? That is strange. I think the picture was them back to back with their arms crossed.

That would be such a fun way to have social media. I would love to split mine with someone. Yeah. Everything you say has to be in unison. Yeah. Yeah, well, it's just like I think my energy towards that has been halved, and I would like somebody else to pick up the slack there. How do you feel about couples with social media, joint social media?

As long as it's a sex thing. What does that mean? As long as they put the Ukrainian flag up so I know they're swingers. Maybe this is just from being on Quora all the time, but the only time I see couples share it is like, this is Nicole's account, and I'm keeping her in a cage. Yeah. She's my sexual prisoner.

Daddy watches my account, so don't DM, because I've been very bad. He reads it. I'm trying to escape. He lives in France. So, so far on What Did You Do For Fun Today, we had a very long prank via email. Oh, it's his cousin. Habib is his cousin. Oh, this is an answer to the question, are Cedric Fanny and Habib Fanny related, which is something we've all been wondering.

Wait, who asked that, I wonder? I'm going to guess one of them to kind of put it out there. Well, they're really getting into the weeds on this. Will Habib Fanny ever move to Europe? The Fanny family are quite popular here. Are they from Nigeria? They were born on the Ivory Coast. Ivory Coast.

Oh, okay. They're French. They're definitely French. They're definitely French. They're speaking French. They were colonized by the French. I hope they said they live in France, though. Didn't one of them say they lived in France?

I don't know. the Fanny family. Who can keep track of all the lore? They're taking up so much space on this website. I really can't handle it. Yeah, I can't always you know. Oh, that's from Nofi. I was born in Cote d'Ivoire. We're really getting lost in the weeds here. Let's abandon

ship entirely. Okay, we're moving on. What did you do for fun today? I messed with the scammer. Let's go to Quasify. Okay. This one has parentheses Bob. I'm curious what that means. These are our philosophical questions.

The great questions of life. What makes no sense at all? All right, scroll down. Looking for Bob here. There's 100 plus answers. This guy is mostly talking about his wife. Huh. My wife.

Oh, I know. A different guy. Some guy. He can't believe that a guy got a very beautiful wife. Okay. This is actually my doctor. And this is a photo of my wife vaping. has a lot of photos of this podcast

and says can you believe this guy has his beautiful wife I'm scrolling there's a lot of photos a lot of photos are we just looking for Bob because we can control F Bob you're almost there I think almost there am I being pranked right now

Claire I want you to get a bunch of Google Play cards Alex I'll get them Once you send it to her, she'll have it. Five 100 pieces, please. I can't wait to give you the Google Play cards. Is this it? Okay, there we go.

Okay, I see. So this is from Akil Kintali, the top writer in 2018. And Akil says, I was looking up for random things on the internet when I came across an image which broke my heart. And the image is, it looks like a more adult Bob the Builder. Yeah, he's kind of like bigger, right? He's bigger. He's got smaller eyes or something. He looks like he can lay some pipe.

Come on, man. If you know what I'm saying, because he's a damn builder. Come on, now. He's a damn builder. Show some respect to the working class of America. I don't think I will. I'm kind of a little pill. Anyway, it says nothing about this guy seems so disturbing, right?

That's because you might not have recognized him. Let's see who this guy is. Okay, it is Bob the Builder. It is Bob the Builder. It is Bob the Builder, but he looked different now. His eyes are too close together. He's got more of eyes. His hat says B on it.

He looks a little Shane Gillis-y, if you ask me. They kind of punched him up. He does kind of look like Shane Gillis. For a modern reboot with Shane Gillis. He's doing Chinese voice a lot. It's very strange seeing the original Bob the Builder next to a more human representation. He looks like an alien. He looks like a freak.

He does. He looks better, though. Yeah, it's more clean. I mean, he looks more like you're playing with a toy. This looks like a guy. This looks like a creepy guy. This is a sexually active man. And the question was, what makes no sense at all?

They changed him. This is true. They bloody changed him. This is the new version of his cat, Pilchard. And they have a picture of a cat. Insane name for a cat. He does look worse. It looks worse.

Old Pilchard was the best. It's just a different animation style, guys. Let's not. no this makes no sense it no more looks like the same old innocent cat also here is wendy his quote friend friend why you called and then there's she does also look considerably worse she has kind of a cool 90s look in the first one and then this one she just looks like a generic wendy looks like one of those women in the uh the iphone games where she's like covered in shit and crying and you You have to clean the shit off her so she can get married to the prince.

I know what you mean. You know what I mean? My friend, who I talk about too much in this podcast, who's into being a cuckold, told me recently that he got too high off of an edible and played an iPhone, like an ad for an iPhone game for like four hours straight. That's really tough.

Because those aren't even real games. They're just, they're representations to get the click. And a lot of times this very woman, who is Bob the Builder's associate here, his best friend, She's often getting pregnant with someone else's child, and then she has to admit it to the guy in the game. Oh, sure.

I've seen that happen to Minnie Mouse. I've seen it happen to many people. There's also, like, a big key, and if you pull it out, lava will pour on her. Right. Yeah. Which is double murder because she is pregnant. It's double murder. But if you don't put enough bricks up, the flood will take her away.

Oh, I'm bricked up. Apparently she got a beauty makeover. So this is his new squad, and then it's a picture of him with a bunch of cars. Really zoomed out. I got to zoom in to see the whole squad. Also missing is my favorite character, Spud, because they felt he was unnecessary. Spud is a sack of potatoes. What makes no sense at all?

Rebooting a classic cartoon, specifically something that doesn't need a makeover. I agree. This new Bob is an imposter. He doesn't even look like a builder. Heck, he doesn't even deserve to be called Bob the Builder. Man, my childhood is ruined. I agree, sir. Look what they did to Naughty.

Look what the Satan did to Naughty. Who's Naughty? On second thought, not that bad either, he says. What does that mean? I don't know. Who's Naughty? Is Naughty from Bob the Builder? What do you mean, who's Naughty?

It's this fucking weird elf boy. From what? Elf boyfriend. I don't know. I guess Bob the Builder. I don't think it's from Bob the Builder. It looks almost like Rudolph-style animation. Who's Naughty?

We're now Googling Naughty. It's obviously from Bob the Builder, bro. Naughty's for Bob. Okay, all right. John Naughty Holder is a member of the English rock band Slade. Why is this on Bob the Builder Wikia? This is just an old guy. Oh, he's in Slade.

This is an 80-year-old man from England. Right. What the hell? It is foundational to Bob the Builder's kind of musical tastes. Naughty. When Bob was figuring out who he is and what makes him rock, you know, Naughty was there and he was laying down fat lines. Bob the Builder and Naughty a day in Toyland. This is a Hindi puzzle or DVD or something.

Is this like an Indian only character? We got to get up. No, we got to get up. I just see sometimes we get stuck on these things that are not, they're not about anything. I figured it out. british children's television program that was broadcast from september 1992 until 1994 and we ran 2000 it's naughty it's there he is it's naughty don't be naughty we'll continue the potty it's naughty so he's not bob the builder's friend i don't think he is i think he's actually

just like kind of his own guy someone commented i feel like crying this is not done the satan remade him it is funny to imagine satan the devil bring back naughty it's time for bob's eyes to have pupils make his head thin he's the fallen angel the morning star one guy just wrote this made me very sad very sad i agree i don't think they should reboot all of these come up with a cartoon can be anything make it up for example it could be naughty just off the top of my head

only second to the destruction of Thomas the toy train man they did him bad to be clear these are all Indian people is Thomas the tank engine called Thomas the toy train in India I don't know it's probably someone who speaks English as a second language

that's some naughty shit let's get out of here Claire this is Claire Raiders claire is correct you must listen okay moving on this one's parentheses troy do you enjoy chatting about taboo subjects this is just something i'm interested in this is why i like this uh-huh i do enjoy it and it happens much top comment poochie says love to and that's classic poochie i mean Yeah, I feel the same way. I'm going to write, go off, Poochie. Go Foff.

Go Foff, Poochie. Also, just an update from a recent episode. We told some random guy to listen to Quarriors, and he said, sounds good. Okay, so I hope he's listening now. This is episode 200. We read his answer on the podcast, and then he was like, I want to listen to more podcasts.

We told him to listen to Quarriors. Okay, so maybe that's kind of an investment. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm trying to remember what I liked about this one. Freedom isn't free.

Fuck around. Find out. Said love chatting taboo with women. Yeah, me too. Claire is here. Okay. So you wrote Troy here. Now Troy wrote for sure.

Oh, sure. Oh, but the original answered. Originally answered. Would you like to chat about taboo in really dirty situations? Perhaps you could answer some questions I have had for a long time. I think clicking on his profile is what I like. Because he does like talking about having sex with his mother a lot. His bio is having sexual thoughts slash feelings for my mother.

That's how he... Also, really changed the question. Very different. From dirty situations to just taboo subjects. I wonder if they wrote the question and then were like, this is too much. Troy has changed my mind. If you can believe it, Troy knows about incest, sex with son. How common is sex relations between mother and son?

You know about that? Mummy and son sex. Come in, mom. Mom, son, come. Underwear fetishes. Mom, son, come. Son raves mother incest fuckheads. Okay, I'm sorry.

I said the word rape in a fucking incest rape guy's profile. It's not that kind of mother-son relationship. Go back to mom, son, come. mother and son love is about consent okay also after like 15 more mother son stuff just says brother sister incest kind of lost the plot yeah let's see why don't you commit to something get that brother sister shit out of here he has questions like what's your sexual fantasy with your mom no answers on that one i just said to dick pics and my mom she definitely opened it but hasn't responded not really sure how to feel at the moment wait i didn't consider that this is

like a real thing he's doing, and his mom is like, oh boy, I tried to get him help, but he is losing it. He's feeling insecure. He's like, why she left me on read? I sent her a really good dick. She made this dick. Does it look like dad's?

I just like, I understand that this is really bad and fucked up, but it's also really funny to me. It's really good, and it is taboo. It is. No one can say it's not taboo. I mean, this is even more than rebooting Naughty. It's Claire Raiders.

It's goddamn Claire Raiders. I know it's wrong, but I have fantasies about giving my mom sleeping tablets and maybe touch her in her sleep. All right. Oh, baby. Troy, don't do that. I'm going to comment and say, Troy, stop it. Don't do that, Troy. Okay, what's going to be our experience for that?

Oh, sure. I was going to say, important mom. Maybe like the government or something. Important mom at the government. Okay, yeah. That's a good idea. Okay, yeah, sure. That's where we work.

That's good. But we're a mom, so he'll have to listen to us. Government has four million followers. I mean, I kind of got to see Troy's mom. Come on, man. Yeah, I need to see what all the fuss is about. I mean, it's turned his world upside down. I mean, he's never, like, he hasn't posted her or anything.

Okay. Well, no, he's just posting about one motherfucker. It's getting weird. She and my dad is happy. She's old school Christian. All right, it's getting a little too explicit. Getting too real for you, J-Man? Is Troy getting too real for you?

I'll read it if you want, but people are going to stop listening. He's trying to do mummy and son sex. Yeah, I know. It does make me think of a Brendan Fraser style parody where the mummy, well, he makes love to a young man. Uh-huh. But he's made of beetles or whatever. Oh, to unwrap a beautiful mummy.

Sexually. They could be thousands of years old It's just an age gap He answered the question What is the strangest thing you did And didn't tell your mom And he says Send me a private message

She's a fucking I'm gonna fuck her It's too It's too weird to post about I feel bad for this guy's mom I feel bad for this guy He's never gonna be able to fuck his mom This pretty much exactly happened

In House of the Dragon this season See No it didn't Yes it did Oh yeah I guess it did Yes, it did. It did, didn't it? Spoilers for House of the Dragon, because it did.

Oh, Aemond. Oh. One eye. How far you've fallen. Okay, let's move on. If minions were to exist in real life, who would they be serving? A master, right? This is big discourse lately, because the guy who made the newest movie went in the news and was like,

yeah, the minions didn't work for Hitler, just so you know. Okay, so they drew a line. yeah they i think like the official minions lore says that they like went into a hibernation after napoleon okay so they work for evil men throughout history unless it's a more recent one in which case they're like we can't take the heat hey come on man we're not gonna work i know we're we're just you know a workforce available for evil men but not him i was looking at minion questions and they were talking about what minions and hitler and i really thought like oh maybe this is like that's what they were called like they're like in real life there

was a group called the minions right and they're all yellow yeah or something uh but i guess it actually is lore that they do just help evil guys yeah they work for villains is their thing hitler would have put the minions in a camp i will say a little hanging fruit but a concentration camp run by minions. Pretty funny. It's hilarious, unfortunately. I'd watch it. I guess, and I have not familiar with the movie. Schindler's List, but all of the Nazis

are minions? They're like trying to get the color back in the movie. They're all gray. They're black and white. Are they competent at what they do, or they're like hilariously incompetent? I've never seen a minion. I saw Despicable Me in like 2010 or

whenever that was, but it's been a long time i don't really remember i think i think they're just sort of standing on top of each other and like uh you know doing sort of classic like big trench coat a lot of the nazi leadership might as well have been the minions from what i've read because they were not very effective at the things they were trying to do right and they spoke english language right and they were always like doing funny stuff and saying banana moving around all funny they're on a lot of key chains hitler episode four so the top answer by the way is uh let's see osama bin laden would have it right so who would they be sir i thought it was from the top of the picture i thought it's

gonna be justin trudeau all right well well did you know the theory that uh osama bin laden is his secret dad what i'm sorry it's justin trudeau's dad no there's an old we've talked about this that he's he's castro's son we've talked about this people think that people think that he's castro's son. Fidel Castro's son. Right, right. He does kind of look like him. Right. A little bit of a goof. Sorry about that. That's a different guy we all think is hot. Guys, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to

say something that's not true. Alright, well thank you for apologizing and we can always build up from here. Now, do you think the minions would have been helpful or hurtful during 9-11? From whose perspective? I think, well he's saying they're working for Bin Laden. Bin Laden had a good feeling. Not to be

like controversial here, I don't think 9-11 could have gone better I was about to say, I think it was kind of like a five-star vision. Sort of a slam dunk from a terrorism perspective, right? It somewhat unfolded our entire country. Yeah, it sort of ruined the world permanently. They kind of got our ass with that one. You don't think Bob, Minion Bob, could have made it just a little worse?

Beep-a-boop. They had successfully hit the Pentagon with Minion Bob's plane. I guess, you know, if it wasn't for... Well, fucking Dick Cheney shot that one down. If it wasn't for the brave men and women of United 91 or whatever. Do you know about this? This is maybe just my conspiracy theory, but I remember looking this up once and I saw that apparently.

Speak on it. Famously. Episode 200, speak on it. I will speak on this. My genuine 9-11 conspiracy theory. Okay, listen though. Okay, so famously that plane, right? They took over in the cabin and they flew it into a field, right?

And it was going to hit the White House. Right. Yep. Now, there's no actual evidence that they were able to do it. It was just, like, they said they were going to try, and that's the last thing we heard. Dick Cheney kind of famously said that he had authorized them to shoot the plane down, but luckily they didn't have to.

Oh, thank God. He clearly shot that plane down, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's also, like, you don't think America has domestic defensive capabilities to stop a plane from hitting the goddamn White House? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. especially after one hits the World Trade Center? I don't think so, brother.

I don't think so. That's my I don't think so, honey, if I go on Las Culturistas. You think 9-11 wasn't an inside job? I don't think so, honey. They shot that thing down. They clearly let Mohammed Atta go several times, and they had him on his radar. Just a really obnoxious guest on a podcast.

We were kind of hoping you'd say some gay stuff. Yeah, that's kind of interesting, I guess. I thought you were going to say someone who served cunt or something. But I don't know. You're talking a lot about how the Bush family was friends with the Bin Laden's. No, they wanted classic gay Jeremy's, what they wanted. Do you think Muhammad Atta served cunt when he did that? I was on the show, but they cut the episode when Kamala went on Subway Takes.

They thought it would ruin the election. Jeremy's, I don't think so, honey, didn't make any sense. It was bad. We really wanted him to do well. He didn't do well. He started getting mad and yelling at the crowd. You see the Rizzler went on Subway takes? I did see that.

They got the Rizzler on there. What was his take? His take is that peanut butter's overrated. Whoa. Yeah, it's a hot take. I don't think I agree with that. It's not my show. It's episode 200 of Quarriors.

A lot of dogs in the comments weren't happy about that one. Woof, woof. Because they love peanut butter. I would like to read the reasoning on the Osama bin Laden post. I'm going to cut this whole episode, man. No, it's Claire Raiders episode 200. This is an important episode. Could someone fact check me on my conspiracy theory?

I'm sure I got it wrong. This is the post. Before you begin the backlash that will ruin my career, hear me out. Minions are weak. That was plain from the very beginning. What's your career? Quora guy. You know, the same as our career.

Fire this man. Minions are weak. That was plain from the very beginning as they began as tiny yellow unicellular organisms who were, despite their numbers, deeply at the mercy of the predators around them. Whoever was the biggest predator, they would follow him because they don't know anybody bigger

until the next big bag comes along. Why? Because the minions never fight for themselves. So true. The history of the minions is horrible. They come into a big, beautiful world at the perfect beginning only to discover they are the absolute bottom

of the food chain. So instead of banding together with the numbers to create a strong force, I mean, these guys are in millions. Why don't they think they go with the biggest, most evil person because they don't want to be on a hero's side because they believe villains are the supreme being. Picture of minions on top of a dinosaur.

A dinosaur, like probably a bad one. Because the dinosaur is the villain of being a dinosaur. And then all the dinosaurs die. So this is someone who knows a lot of minions lore, and I kind of back them up on that. I think they would have served Osama bin Laden. They would have. They would have.

Yeah. But who would they be serving? Bandit with crew. They wouldn't be serving Osama bin Laden now because he's been compromised to a fatal end. This is just a photo of... A photo of the Twin Towers. Jeremy remembers it for the rest of his life.

He's the world's greatest villain of all time, the guy says. I don't know about all that. I don't know about that either. I mean, that's a hell of a title. We can't just go ahead and give that away minute 50 into the podcast. It's just not going to happen. We're going to have to talk about it for a while. Which one?

Greatest villain of all time. Oh, greatest villain of all time? Okay, number one, Sauron. I mean, Sauron's a really good villain. He's more powerful than Osama Bin Laden. When you go to Osama Bin Laden's compound in Afghanistan or whatever, or Pakistan, there's a guy called the Mouth of Bin Laden. The Eye of Sauron is one eye.

The Minions got one eye. Okay. Put it together. Okay. That's a fact. Make it work, queen. Make it work. Make it work, queen.

I don't think so, honey. Sashay away. Thanks for having me on, Bowen. Oh, it's been great having you, Jeremy. Let's do one more question, because Claire seemed like she wanted to do the one after this one. Yeah, let me see what time we're at. Let me see.

Let's do one more. Which one did I want to do? Which one do you want to do the most? Yeah, either one of the ones about Filipinos, or maybe this last one of the quiz course. Okay. because I'm quite I would like it to be answered

Claire makes the rules it's episode 200 this is our politics questions the quiz course it's a fucking crazy answer on this by the way I really like the answer what happens if I throw a maggot cheese next to a white player after he scores a goal I'm

Asian what's a maggot cheese I don't know but a lot of people are talking about maggot cheese is it not just a cheese that's covered in maggots yeah oh i don't know how many people are talking about it okay so we need to add a sports ball host hold on it has to do with soccer now if there's one thing i know about soccer players it's that they're them are soccer fans they're like the most racist people alive right yeah like when black people play in like europe or england or wherever people do like monkey noises it's fucking insane how how evil soccer

fans are and how they should be eradicated. Probably not consider that maybe Europe is just evil and that it's the savage continent. But America is also evil. And it's not like we're doing that at baseball games. We're like little Europe though. We're a little Europe. That's because we're too fat to do it and it would make us tired

to throw the banana. Maybe Fat Man and Little Boy know the answer. That's what the top comment is. Fat Man and Little Boy are the names of the nuclear bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Yes, atomic I believe. Is that true? Yeah, that's, yes. You didn't realize that, Claire?

That's why I said that's an insane answer. I thought it was just a funny thing to say. And it is a funny thing to say. Two cool guys, Fat Man and Little Boy. I just thought saying Fat Man and Little Boy was just like a goof. They're just friends with Naughty from the hit TV show Naughty's Toy Town. No, they're not. That's different.

I found out about Naughty this episode. It's totally different. He's a different guy. Maybe Mary Jane is a racist? I think Mary Jane is saying we have destroyed many Asians with fire, and that is my answer to you. Now, there's an answer to this improvement. It's from someone that agrees with us.

It's from Ian DeRedcoat, who says, not a clue what you're talking about. That's where I'm coming from. Ian DeRedcoat. I don't know what maggot cheese is. Go ahead and look it up. Is that just like what people of the world refer to as white people's cheese? I don't know.

sardinian sheep milk cheese i don't know this is what comes up oh they contain live fly maggots so i guess there is a kind of cheese with maggots but why are all of the questions about like the fucking soccer stuff soccer because white people love that how do you shame racists with maggot cheese white people is it love that shit are they trying to be like white people they don't wash their legs and also they eat cheese with maggots in it like this is just a white people be doing this. They don't be washing their legs. This is one of the most offensive things you can post

on the internet, which is white racism. Racist. That's true. Sardinia. The AI says it's cool. Now, Jeremy is just googling maggot cheese, so I think we're done here. Bigots that owned themselves. Anyway, I just thought that was interesting.

I thought Fat Man and Little Boy was funny, but now I'm now I've learned something new because I did not pay attention in school. It's an educational podcast. This is from Asian Dragon. It was a picture of a kitten. Asian Dragon's most recent question is, if I make you the king

of black people, how will you react? I'd be stoked. I'd be confused. It's going to be a tough rule for me. The king of black people. I'd give up the throne. He's got some interesting questions. Very woke, Claire. He says, I couldn't be the king. Oh, I'm so

humble. Well, helpful. His question before that is, if I asked you to be black for a year, how would you react? How would I Do I get to be king? I think I'd say no. Depends on if I get to be king or not, yeah. Yeah, if I'm king, I'd do it. Otherwise, I don't really change race often.

Before that, he says, if there is no God, why not just kill a blue whale with one punch? All right, that's kind of funny, Asian dragon. You know, back to making me king. Can we just focus on the important stuff here? All right, I've had enough of that. I'm just reading his... Sorry, I'm reading his weird questions.

I'm silently reading his things. If a Nazi tells a Jewish person a joke, can the Jewish person not laugh? What happens if the Jewish person fakes a laugh or laughs too hard? Asian Dragon is here to challenge us about race. Yeah. Thank you, Asian Dragon. That we need. What is the relationship between the Nazis and the Jews?

It's fraught. It's not going well. Not going well. There's a lot of conflict there. All right, let's do a listener question. Okay, sure. sure we will it's episode 200 we like hearing from all of our listeners all around the world and we want you to send us your quora style questions in our recurring segment is that okay

is that okay try to keep it under 30 seconds let's hit it this one says 200 in it but it is from like a month ago okay click it somebody's paying attention but yeah hi creators my dad sent me an article about two french scientists who found god between the numbers um when will scientists find satan between the numbers and will it forgive all my moral sins thanks what what does this mean god between the numbers when will they find satan between what does it mean to find god there's movies about this find god between the numbers is like uh you know find love in your eyes you're my sweet baby there's movies about this yeah that can't be right the number the notebook the number 23 the number 23 exactly between the numbers i think satan's in there

i'm looking up god between the numbers have you ever seen the number 23 because i don't know what happens but i think it's not good i don't think it solves much at all numbers and god 777 people is like a known and i mean maybe it just means like because numbers are so pretty because like sometimes they just work out so perfect is that what it is i think it's just the beauty of math the beauty of math it's a great game oh how pie is so beautiful this was a quora style question and so i appreciate you sending it in how many pie digits you know uh three damn dude three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight okay that's my limit that's all i know You're such a cunt.

That's all I got. Has that gotten you a lot of pussy, son? Hell yeah, dog. Hell yeah, dog. Oh, my God. Damn, you're like a sailor at port tonight. These tasteful sluts love my ability to recount pie and say offensive stuff on a podcast. Yeah, so long story short, I think that it'd be fine if they find Satan in the numbers

and that it's just don't even worry about it. It'd be fine. and it'd be like the movie The Number 23. Yeah, I think that's right. And you'd be Jim Carrey. Yeah, that's a great answer to the question. It's been fleshed out by Hollywood. Check it out.

He's in there, right, as Jim Carrey? Yeah, he's the star. Not funny in that one. I like when he plays dramatic roles. Yeah? Me too. It's very expressive. When he's a man on the moon.

Yeah, I like that he's a madman off set, and he makes people go insane. Yeah. I think that's cool. People always say, oh, I was there, and it ruined my life. Well, I like hearing about that. I think it's fucked up that they replaced him. Keep it up.

I think they should bring the old one back. Replace him in what? People think that they replaced Jim Carrey because he got a weird facelift. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a show where you learn things. And thank you so much for 200 wild episodes.

It's 202. You know, whatever. That's been Quarators, everybody. Thanks so much for listening. We have another episode that comes out every Thursday. And would you believe it is only $5 to get four or five of those suckers a month? We've been watching these vertical movies. People love them.

Chinese movies. I think we should finish one of them today or watch more of one. Yeah, I think there's a conversation to be had about maybe making it like a smaller segment or doing a larger one in general. We don't have ads on this show, so if you want to support us, please go to patreon.com slash Quarriators. and that is the way that you can feed a starving Claire. Yeah.

Gimme. That's it, everybody. I'll see you never at the post office. Okay, bye. Bye.