Quorators - Class War w/ Will Menaker

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I am in love with my landlord's wife, can my landlord file an eviction for this reason? How can I become the CEO of Google? How can I join Satanism? I need success, money, and wealth. Is it possible to be rich in Satanism. --- Buy Will (and the rest of Chapo)'s comic book https://badegg.co/products/year-zero-1 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

uh we're recording on all the stuff yeah yeah sure we are and i'll cut all of our discussion of barbarian oh yeah i don't think we need that well i'm trying to do marketing for the movie weapons i'm hoping to get some merch or something or finally at least an interview with zach krieger so a film that put some hair on your chest you ask him only about miss march i don't know if you've seen that i have not i love that movie as a child and then it's one of those movies where like it came out when i was too young to know it was bad and then like years later people like yeah that movie's awful and everyone hated it.

And I was like, oh, me too. That's how I was with the Ben Affleck daredevil. Sure. Yeah, but you know, if you could return to these movies

with the same sort of sense of appreciation and childlike wonder, you know, you would think that you would realize that all movies are good. All movies are good.

All movies are beautiful. It's cool to have a character who's a rapper named Horsedick.mpeg. And then the big reveal is that he doesn't have a dick. What? Crazy.

This is a huge spoiler for whatever movie. It's the guy who made Barbarian. Oh, the Zach Krieger guy? Somebody commented on our episode, when is Zach Krieger coming on? Is there some reason we should be able to...

I don't know how we would do that. Is there something I don't know? Oh, I was one of the whitest kids. Yeah, Jeremy's close friend. I'm actually Timmy. Well, okay, worth a try. You know, you gotta ask. Okay, well, with no further ado,

it's Class War, and in that, it is Quarretors. we're back again with america's premier quora-based podcast the quarators coming to you live from new york city home of the slice that's right we got some great stuff for you today claire is still traveling across the great american west uh her buggy has been taken over by bandits and we wish her the best godspeed uh we'll have to check in with her later this episode so it's me and jeremy we have a special guest today all the way from the chapo trap house program it is mr will menaker will hello well you're here for a very special week on the show indeed it's part of our ongoing war series where we explore different wars would you find that to

be correct i think that's true yeah so we did race and then we did gender i think we did anyone win the race war? The race war was ongoing. I felt like there was more to discover. People were writing in that they didn't know who won the gender war. I think men were eliminated at the end of the gender war. I really thought we had it, and then it was just blow after blow for a full hour.

I'm glad to be on an episode of which there is, you know, a battle war of which there is a definitive winner and loser, and continues to be the case. Yeah, I think that's right. There is a boot coming down on the neck of someone at the end of this episode, and this is, of course, class war. Uh-huh, honey.

I didn't think about which button I'd hit yet. Well, I'm very honored and privileged to be here as a representative, of course, the upper enrolling classes. And I hope I can, you know, interact with these questions, maybe sort of offer my perspective on the kind of good character and morality that comes from being born into an upper income family. And sort of answer these questions in the spirit of noblesse oblige. Yeah, but we'll need somebody who is, you know, from the other side of the fence and, you know, looking to fight their way up from the sewers, and that's why we have Jeremy here.

The sewers of Long Island. He's come a long way, and I just hope that his pluckiness can keep him around. Well, as long as the Morlocks stay on that side of the couch. It's a big room. I think we'll be all right. We have texaglass around well the entire episode. And Claire is, of course, renting her mother's house. which does make her a landlord sure her dead parents so i am considering calling her and

getting her permission to speak for those but we'll have to see if it comes up in the episode i don't know if i uh right went out of my way to get landlord's opinions here we do have two landlord questions later on oh boy we'll get there well let's begin we've added a segment to the show since your last appearance here uh quora has spaces which pretty much work like subreddits and it kind of just gathers points of conversation and every week we like to go to a new one.

This is our Space of the Week. Space of the Week! Okay, so this is Finding Love Rich Mature Men Dating Club and this is on Quora, the number one sugar daddy dating site. Rich man meets charming and beautiful. Oh wait, I said for a second there

I thought it was rich mature men dating each other. Oh, maybe. That's the obvious solution. That would be way better. Also, if you go to the top, it looks like they could not find an actual picture of people drinking wine because they have AI wine.

Just wine at a strange angle in a glass, tilting forward. Try wine sometime. It's grapes after dark. The top question on this right now as of, I guess, January is white people, what would you do if a black woman pursued you? yeah that's the first question in the rich man data every question kind of is race war i guess i gotta say so last week for the gender war we did poor man seeking rich woman as the space i

don't know how we ended up doing both of these back to back but entirely different vibe in here it's like way more upbeat for the older men there's a great one here from love to wear panties who is, how do I find a serious man? And then someone says, I'm right here. Found him. I believe it's available to rent on Amazon Prime. Are we exploring love to wear panties? Yeah, love to wear panties

is a guy who loves to wear women's clothes and wants to live the rest of his life with a beautiful, sexy wife who loves that I wear her panties. And he lives in Kansas City. So if you want to go meet him, I guess, head to Kansas City. He's commenting on wet pussy's space. He's around. Look for him at wet pussy's space.

I'm not going to click that. No, it's got a lot of tongue emojis next to it if you're listening. That's key. Were there specific questions you want me to look at here, Alex? I found three. This one is, can I find a white woman to accompany me in a long-term relationship which will lead to marriage? Okay, very straightforward there. And then we had one answer from Yvonne Jackson, which I just thought was funny because I thought that was the blackest name possible.

She has a photo of a white woman. She was pursuing someone in an earlier question. I'm going undercover. Also, I hope this space works. I hope she's just like, yeah, right here, and then they do it, and they get married. Yeah, I wonder if anyone has met through Quora before, like ever. It looks like the mod of the space is banned.

That's a bad sign. That the animals are out of the cages at the zoo. This strikes me as just like, I don't know, this is a question that seems odd to me, because I view Quora as sort of like a philosophical space to ponder sort of existential questions. And obviously the answer is, can I find a white woman who will accompany me

to accompany a function and eventually marry me? I mean, the answer to that is obviously yes. I mean, like the world is full of almost infinite possibilities and that's certainly one of them. Somewhere you could do it. But this is someone who's just like, who wants a very practical, like, you know, there's a utilitarian like thing.

He's just like, no, like for this Saturday. I've been telling people at my work I'm engaged to a beautiful white woman and I said I would bring her to the company picnic and a week before I really feel like my back is up against the wall right now It is one of my favorite things

of people using Quora like it's Craigslist Yeah, yeah, yeah Need a white woman, $45 That's barbarypirate.com White woman for sale Trade women His other question Why am I interested in Uganda?

I don't know. He's from Uganda. It's a fascinating country. We're on the page of Okorot Joel. He's the guy who asked the question. He has 11 questions. According to his knows about Uganda. And he lives in Uganda since 2004.

So that's why you're interested in it. Because you live there. There you go. Thank you for writing in. It's Quora.com. I would love to know if anybody has ever found love or even sex through Quora. That would be a weird way to meet your partner. I guarantee you people are finding sex through Quora.

People have gotten laid through every website. People are getting laid through our podcast right now. Good for them. They're meeting up at YouTube spaces. Go to the second question for the space thing. I just remembered the first one. Can a man be in love with two women at the same time and not be with either one at the moment?

It happens all the time. It happens all the time, buddy. Good problems. There's one comment here from Alex Sabin who says, Yes, this is way back when God himself was on Earth. Okay, mm-hmm. And even today as well, okay? I have a couple of them, 23 to 38 and 55 to 69 years old.

Okay, mm-mm. There you are. Go now. All right, XXX. Okay, Alex Sandman. Writing out mm-hmm is really unnerving. This is the only thing he's ever posted ever on Quora. He's logged on just for this.

That's great. Good for you. I mean, when he references when God himself was on Earth, is he referring to Jesus Christ or something that happened like in the 70s? Yeah. Okay. There's no way to know. I wish there was more.

So all of these are from the perspective of a wealthy man, we can agree so far. Class war one. This is the final one on this that you put is, what did Mr. Krabs mean when he said, yup, still got it after Mrs. Puff agreed to go on a date with him? I do know. if you and the thread is full of people answering i think he i think he meant he always had swag with women who are way younger than him yeah i mean that is certainly true of mr crabs

spongebob has really evolved to a certain like place and culture online where it's something everyone has seen where it's it's kind of evolving into like a modern uh ace ops fables or sort of like a like a like a like a like a form of visual language like hieroglyphs You know, like when you like, you know, when you see a handsome Squidward, you know, it's just sort of, you know, you know what it refers to. Right. It's a symbol. Yeah. What did Strong Patrick mean when he said 10 million more to Israel? What was that about?

I don't know, SpongeBob. They have a right to defend themselves. It's promised in the Bible. Damn, I haven't heard Patrick in a dog's age. That was a tough pull for me. Fighting for my life over here. So you think this was asked by a rich child, Alex? Is that what you're asking?

No, it's a rich man. You think this is an adult man. This is an adult man who's trying to figure out how to get game like Mr. Crab. Is Mrs. Puff young? Is she the driving teacher? Yeah. Is that who that is? Mrs. Puff is the driving teacher.

She's a puffer fish. His daughter is a whale. And there's some comedy there because of the size difference. Yeah. Although it's not scaled because the pearl, the whale, is actually, she's only like a Mr. Crab's and a half. She's not like 40 Mr. Crabs. Right, right, right.

Or more. How many crabs go in a whale? Write it in the comments. I just saw some whales because I was on a vacation in Cape Cod the other week. And me and my family went on a whale watch. Cool. And we saw some humpback whales. And yeah, like an adult humpback whale is like 40 tons at least.

Okay. That's a lot of crabs. That's like several zillion crabs. Hundreds and hundreds of crabs. Yeah, Will asked me to feed him this question. Can you get that in? Yeah, it's like a late night show. I happen to know whales are quite large.

Mr. Krabs did have sex with a whale to create another whale, I guess. Yeah, good for you, man. Still got it. He's got game. He's still got it. You know this big money pimp's got game. And he's a rich, mature man who's dating. You know what I like about Mr. Krabs is that whenever people ask what race he is online,

everyone thinks that he's their race. I think that's awesome. I guess I've never really thought about that. That's beautiful. Yeah, I think it's on Twitter. People will be like, Mr. Krabs is white. and then a bunch of black people will be like, he's the most Nigerian ever.

And it's like, all right, sure. He's a proud Chinese man. He's Mr. Krabs. Okay, let's do the real questions. Go to the quirk place. So far, we have to agree that rich men are pimping like nobody else. All right, we're here on our workplace questions.

I would like to see the space that's only for poor men seeking rich women. That is a more interesting topic. I feel like the question is there because, like, It's like, can a rich old man find love in a relationship with a young woman? And it's just like, well, yeah, certainly. But dirt poor shithead trying to, I don't know, seduce a wealthy dowager? I mean, there's just so much more potential.

What was so good about it is because it did feel male-driven. It was like, yes, I'm poor. Yes, I'm here. But I will work to make this happen to you. I did not take the time to write this sentence out in good grammar because I want it too bad. We do have this one later on, this can we not marry a poor person one. All right, we're jumping to romance.

Let's go. Sorry, they're both pink. Was that the Inception drop? It's poor romance. This is from the other perspective, but it is similar. It is why can we not marry a poor person? Well, because the dowry that their family will offer you is just so pitiful that you'd be losing money.

Yeah, it's not worth it. You're going to be doing it at Papa John's. Is that what you want? Financial perspective. You're going to get another marriage at Papa John's. Everyone's so excited to get their free fountain soda. Marriage is mostly about stealing from other people's parents. Yep.

My favorite thing about this kind of question is that people have very specific and long answers. This is an answer from Gia JJ. She says, You can, but one, life is going to be hard, especially when you're going to have children in the future. You need to think about all the child care expenses, child education, many other expenses.

so expenses are coming in yeah sure number two that person must have some same life goals and working hard towards achieving that goals well said three that there's so many of these the person must have initiative to make a better life for you and him both male and female play an equal role four that person must have a big heart kind of respect the other person especially family members i don't know about you guys i mean i think this is this is all good advice to consider for any marriage or long-term relationship but the good thing about being wealthy or rich is that You don't have to care about anything. No, no, no.

You're just like, we're rich. You don't have to have goals or treat someone respectfully or really have shared values or anything. You can just kind of, you know. I have a very rich family member who I probably shouldn't talk about publicly on this podcast, but their marriage, who's to say, but they just have multiple houses,

so they just, they can never see each other easily. It's like hermit crabs. Yeah, they can go weeks without seeing each other. Anytime you bring up that you have nothing in common, you're just like, we have an infinity pool. Yeah. What are you talking about? What we have in common is we love having an infinity pool.

You look down and it's the bottom of a cliff. Agent 47 could kill any of us every day. There's four more of these and there's some with emojis, so I want to read a little bit more. Sure, read it. Number six, I'm skipping five. That person makes you happy, makes you laugh, honest and loyal to you. Vice versa.

Bonus balloon emoji. Learn to be happy on your own, too. do not depend on other people for your happiness peace sign this is not good advice you know what it is it's like if you were in court i would just be like conjecture this is not the question what is conjecture uh it's when they're they're going off on a tangent isn't it all right i thought it was objection no objection for conjecture i'm a damn lawyer disrespecting me in front in front of my whole courtroom i like this comment few lucky i'm gay so number one doesn't apply to me yes Which I guess his life is going to be hard.

Oh, he's got children. Sure. People adopt children. Big money, gay billionaire. Yule locks. We're on the page of Yule locks. He has two questions. What's your favorite you-don't-know-Jack question?

Should I be worried about accidentally plagiarizing work? Just checked in to see about that and then left the website. I respect the shit out of anyone who comes on here and does not leave their home address. Yeah. You have used the website correctly. all right we have an answer from vija nathan read it who's retired at sue banker what do we call as poverty poor the one below your expectation is poor for um bonnie we are all poor people unfit to live only example to compare not a true one every middle class person marrying a similar one

will be happy in the beginning after five to ten years when he improves his career status he will find out having married a poor family girl poor is not a status it's a feeling of mind actually those who thinks others are as poor are poor person i'm sorry this is hard to read uh normally a simple living man is called the poor man but to live simply is very difficult uh in caps it is a virtue only small percentage practice big upvote for that i don't it's tough reading the like english as a second language responses but i do agree with the energy of what they're saying yeah this is an indian person i always feel bad making fun of someone's like broken english when i know that they speak like several more languages yeah no no i was uh uh there was a there was a dog

walker in my building the other day who was uh an italian guy and like uh someone just moved in across the hall from us and we haven't met them yet so we were waiting for the elevator we go like oh like uh are you are you our new neighbors you know we're in you know the apartment next door and he's like with an italian accent but he's like uh you know please forgive me i'm just learning english i'm here walking walking the neighbor's dogs and i'm just like i i feel like dog shit because I speak English and English only. And it's just like this guy is being apologetic even though conversationally he's speaking.

I can understand everything he's saying and it's not broken at all. So it's just like shameful. I can make fun of Italian. I don't know any actual Italian. And you might need to do that if they're getting too high on the horse. I can do a lot of hand motion.

I'm just saying if you're in the elevator with a guy and he's just like, one day I will take your wife, I'll make her my own. You'll be like, you clean up shit, You are shit. Why don't you go back to the boot where you came from? Because you're a dirty foot.

You belong in the boot. The boot country. No one ever makes fun of Italy for being boot-shaped. It's a damn boot. It's usually praised for it. Yeah, it's praised for being. And people say, what part of the boot are you from? You know, like, I'm from the stiletto.

No one ever says, go back, you foot. You're a stinky foot. I don't know about a damn boot. Change your mindset and being poor is a mindset. My wife found it. People who love Italian should be called boot lickers. Ooh, that's good. That's much better than Anglophile,

which sounds way creepier. I feel like we've really been laying off the Italians for the last five years, but I think the Cuomo general election in New York might bring it back a little bit. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Whenever I see Chris Cuomo, it brings up some antiquity-style hates in me.

Ever since you had a kid, you've started to get more racist against certain ethnicities. Yes, old-world racism. yes that's correct uh my wife found her like great grandpa's passport recently and we found out we could become italian and since i'm married to her i would eventually just become italian because you gotta go in italy they they're they want more white people so it's really easy yeah to become italian and i just i love the idea of me being in italy just be like

they're gonna love you there you have the right mindset just like a cool laid-back guy I don't think I've seen you this way but I know you tan very well because that's an important quality because I couldn't move to Italy and survive it would be like a lot of Israelis are just like

hey look at me I'm technically in the middle of the earth and it's like you're dying you have stage 5 skin cancer you cannot be out here well read the bible Alex I'm giving this as a big win for poor people so far It's like you can marry them.

You can marry poor people. You can fix them. Marriage is the only way for a man or a woman to acquire wealth, title, and property without labor. Absolutely. It's the oldest trick in the book. It is the one easy trick they don't want you to know about, which is just marrying a rich person if you're not rich yourself.

This used to really stick out to me when I was doing comedy all the time in like my 20s and stuff is just like people would hate if you were from money, but they respected the shit out of you marrying into money. They were just like, that was such a good move.

You can really focus on your art now. That's strategy. That's not, yeah. You seduced a beautiful bird. Okay, here's this very similar question. This is, can a poor person love? Unfortunately not. Jeremy?

I don't know. I want to read the answers. There's a really good answer here that says, yes, he can love a loaf of bread. He can love his his bindle, his can of beans, his sort of shoe with a big toe sticking out of it with a with a fishing line tied on it. You know, he can love not working, sleeping all day outside. But unfortunately, he cannot be loved by another human being. He has like a sort of a dog or something that's with him. Oh, hell yes.

This guy's bio says that he's a poet. Yeah, this is Igman Fremont, which is the kind of name you have to say in a podcast. Yeah. The dream maker. The heart sailor. The coral of your love. This is the bio.

I like that he knows about paranormal activity. Is Igman a boy? I couldn't tell you. If you had to guess. I would say yes. Yes, I would say Eggman. It has man in it. Yes, man's in the title.

That's an Eggman. Yeah, that's a second language Sonic the Hedgehog villain, Dr. Eggman. Anyway, yeah, so I guess the answer is yes, he could love a loaf of bread. Straight flames. Heather says, as easily as an ignorant or rich one, what would make you question that financial status has anything to do with emotions? I'm genuinely curious. That's a good question, Heather.

Because, yes, love is a universal human experience. No answers, though. It's been six years. No response to that. I think we should downvote it. Okay. It's bringing negativity into the chat. Can a rich person love?

Yes. Someone's financial status does not affect whether they have heart or emotion. Prove it. The question should be, can a rich person love, dumbass? Says Jeff Bronson. This guy's got a crazy photo of him smiling. That's insidious. He looks like...

That's like the cover art for the cable guy. Minus the cable. Which country benefited most from 9-11? USA. You got it, Jeff. I don't know about that one. I'm not sure about that. You nailed it.

I wish he would write more on this. I would love to hear the full theory. USA. Why not if my love is true? Yeah, whatever. Everyone else just says yes. I like the one answer. I want to see if this guy found love.

let's see who it's anonymous it feels anonymous kind of poor person love it's sort of like a poem all love is anonymous okay let's do this landlord question so you can call claire yeah this question is if i'm in love with my landlord's wife can my landlord file an eviction for this reason you know okay well i mean i would say no they can't evict you for being in love with their wife but like have you acted on it yeah that's the question you know and like i don't know if you have if you're having an affair with your landlord's wife is that cause for eviction i would say no i mean i'm sure they want to evict you yeah but like that that's as long as you're paying rent on time yeah okay like they may not renew your lease when it comes back up but uh yeah i would

say that's fair that's fair game you're not getting the security back i'll tell you that yeah you have to like argue that if you if they don't like renew your lease that you're you're going to take the wife with you to Queens or wherever you move. I don't know. Yeah. You got to find a way to get her into the contract. All of my experiences with landlords have been like, it doesn't matter what is legal or not because they have complete power over

you on a personal level and there's no way you're going to take them to court. So they're sort of leveraging your need for shelter and a scarce housing market to sleep with your wife. Usually my landlord gotten a tiff with my neighbor over some perceived sass and tried to charge him back rent on putting his bike in the laundry room for a year. Sass.

This is... They were painting and some stuff was going in the backyard they were renting and they were like, could you not destroy our backyard? And she was like, I'm going to evict you and put you on the street. You are dead to me. Anyway, he's leaving the building. He's lost.

So there's no way to fight the landlord. I guess that's my question. Before we can speak for landlords, I do think we should reach out to Claire. Who, again, her parents died when she was young, and now she owns their house. Sure. And is the lord of it, which is why we're calling her. Hey, this is your tenant from apartment 3E.

I just came to notice when your wife was over here the other day, and I seduced her and had sex with her, I did notice that when we were in the bathroom doing it, there was a sort of a black mold situation. I was hoping you could get on that right away. You asked your landlord to fix something about his wife. Yeah, I noticed that her pussy was a little bit, it seemed like not healthy.

If you could take her to the doctor. Are you sure there's a, now, did you get your wife checked for asbestos? It seems like you painted over her with white paint. I was eating all your food and your fridge doesn't work. All right, let's call Claire and see if we can get permission for this. going to go through the uh it's going in live now i have not told her one time we're going to call

her before we do it oh she's gonna pick up attack hey claire calling in from the quarators podcast how are you how are you oh i'm good you're live on air here for our class war episode and uh we're going over a question of if i'm in love with the landlord's wife can my landlord file an eviction for this reason and i just wanted your permission to speak for landlords for the episode wow um well you're talking to a polyamorous landlord wow so i'm kind of i could i would probably be like okay with it and if anything it was it would be sort of convenient for me being a busy landlord if my partner was um you know give me some time off while they were railing my tenant uh claire will miniker here um would it be would it be problematic uh if your tenant

was railing your partner and you raise their rent and it sort of seemed like maybe it was a prostitution situation where you were sort of bumping up the rent in exchange for the sort of polyamorous situation with your tenant and partner. Slam piece included. So I'm, so my tenant is my partner who I'm saying gives me the money. Well, no, I think, I think we can, it's like a separate transaction. Okay.

That's two different receipts. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't think there's a court in this country I could hold you liable for that. And, well, you know what? I'd give them free water. They wouldn't have to pay for water. Okay, yeah, that's fair, yeah.

All right, we got a lot of good answers on this. All right, I just wanted to get your rubber stamp for that, but we'll have to check back in soon. Great. Hey, Will, big fan. Oh, thank you. Okay, good luck with the bandits. By the way, do you have an apartment opening up anytime soon?

Yeah, do you have an apartment in L.A. while we're here? Oh, you know I got to go. I'm so sorry. Okay, we're going to go. Okay, bye. I think she's got one. Were there any other answers on this? I think Claire really kind of actually broke it down.

I don't want to follow Eileen Wood. We didn't read any of these. What's wrong with Eileen Wood? I could follow her a lot. You're too good for her? I am a pizza follower, sir. I am a hamburger follower, and James Filippello. Did we decide if I am a pizza is I am a hamburger?

It's got to be the same person. I mean, one's a pizza and one's a hamburger. There's these two people we follow. One of them is I am a pizza. Every one of his questions is about being eaten. So he says, like, can I get eaten up if I'm a pizza right now? What if I was fat? Will you turn me into a pizza right now?

He hasn't posted since March. What would I do if I want to be bread pudding? And then there's another account that's I am a hamburger, and he is the same thing, but it's a hamburger. I have to imagine these are the same people. They both stopped posting in March. You know, and to be real sleuth about it, it's similar dates, too. Yeah.

Yeah. He's really lost interest in the website. This one's a scam. Get him out of here. Not even a real pizza. Just some guy. Well, Eileen says, in the U.S., no. Being in love with someone else's wife is not a lease violation.

But many other things are. Yet, so far. So since the owner apparently knows that you're in love with his wife, he may be looking for reasons to get rid of you. You should also plan on finding a new place to live when your lease expires. So, yeah, they're saying the same thing that we said, which is that, no, they can't, but they will because they're the landlord and they can do whatever they want. It's a huge power disparity, not to mention he's probably a big daddy dom as well. That would rule the day.

This is what the abundance movement is about, by the way. It's being in love with your landlord, not their spouse. The Democratic Party is too focused on the spouse. Yeah. No, it's like the way forward for the Democratic Party is we just got to teach people to love your landlord. Yeah. Your landlord is your friend, and they need more money. They need more money because if they don't have money,

they won't build new houses. Yeah. And then when people need the houses, where do you think that comes from? It comes from love. More houses from my big, beautiful landlord. To your landlord. I mean, like, it's very difficult to like someone

with the word lord in the title, you know, and not feel like a peasant. It's interesting, though. It's hard to like them, but it's easy to love them. They were giving you so much. BioN would raise my rent this year in this apartment, and we were all like, tried to argue with them. And they're like, you don't understand,

we have to raise the rent because the limit that we could raise it is going down. So we have to do it or else we'll make less money. I was like, I don't care what money you make. The fuck are you talking about? This was my favorite move. What, this giant stream of passive income that hits your checking account every month?

If I don't raise your rent, I won't get extra money. What do you not get? My favorite, so my landlord is family, and it's just like a woman and her husband. And I talk to the woman every time. We're like, please don't raise it the maximum amount you can this year. And we're her oldest tenants, so we've been in this building for eight years.

We were like, we just had a baby. It's been eight years. We don't ever call you. Just don't do it. And she said, let me ask. And then waited a day, and it was like, who is she asking? Just hung up the phone, but just like, no. She's, like, kneeling before a demon with a sword.

Shall I raise Alex's rent? Survey says no. Okay. I have to check with the head of the Landlord Association, Azazel. It kind of felt like, let me just screenshot this and make fun of you to a big group you're not a part of. I like all these answers that say, like, being in love with his wife is not a breach of your lease. I would love to see a landlord put that in a lease. Take a Quora moment to have a gathering of lawyers for a question.

That's a classic Quora thing. Someone says, no, but to keep him happy, you should let him watch while you're making love to his wife. Yes, sir. And it says, our souls. What's our souls? I don't know. His name isn't our souls.

His name is David Coles, but maybe it's like a rhyming thing. David Coles, our souls. Also, this is in all caps. And this guy is British. He's from London. And he has one question. Was the suffering of John McCain as a prisoner in Vietnam as painful as the terrible bone spurs that President Trump suffers from? And there are no answers.

Got him. No one knows. It's unknowable. Sorry, David. I think bone spurs do hurt. It doesn't sound fun. There's nothing to joke about. This guy's being an asshole to our president.

He's disrespecting our executive. He's disrespecting our president for the safety of London, England. Hit the eggless spot. Maybe not so safe anymore. How about no? Close enough. This is our last romance question. How do I get an innocent, shy, non-handsome, and poor girlfriend?

I'm confused by non-handsome. How do I get an innocent, non-handsome? Yeah. They're just saying, I think it's like, do you think they mean non-handsome as in like not good looking? I mean like not masculine looking. They must mean not masculine. Well, because like, yeah, I suppose like, you know,

like sometimes when you describe a woman as handsome, it's sort of like a sort of insult. Yeah. You're, you know, handsome. How do I get an innocent, shy, beautiful, and poor girlfriend? Okay, the answer to this question is, I would say ride your horse-drawn carriage through the sort of rougher parts of town,

like the Five Points or, you know, Pig Alley, and throw silver coins from your carriage window as you as you ride past i would say coins are a good way to do it uh anything at the dog track it's a good place to go just go where like poor women are yeah they love coins they love coins they love dogs i i don't think a single woman has ever been to a dog track dog tracks are for the boys yeah yes oh i'm speaking like a city slicker here the top comment here from uh baba prem janu who's a former god devoted to god man says you can get wife with those qualities in any rural area slash village in india for girlfriend try the pubs for red light areas

okay i mean like okay this is this is i guess like this is related to uh you know the questions we've encountered here today and the question that i've had about the internet like for like i don't know the last year or so my question to corolla is how much of the internet that i interact with on a daily basis is just guys in india it feels like it's getting more and more to be the case like i just i think most of what we see and interact with on the internet here in america is like guys in india they're most people of the planet there's a billion of them percentage wise it's gonna be a guy in india yeah but like but like i don't think uh chinese people have the same profile on the internet do they have a different internet yeah i think i think that's

probably the case i think there's like some kind of like great firewall situation although again we were talking about this before we recorded but i've been playing online board games and i've been playing chinese guys so i don't know how they got on steam but they're there dude yeah they're there and i did crush them yesterday so big blow for china plans this is like the one win we've had against china and jack meaning the online dude board game i got more victory points you bm them afterwards send them chats i couldn't because we do not speak the same language uh it does seem like everybody is indian on the internet even like a lot of ai was revealed to be like indian people yeah server room yeah typing out answers oh yeah yeah like yeah most of what's described as

artificial intelligence is just like 3 000 guys in a warehouse like indonesia the philippines india who are giving the appearance through their labor of some sort of uh yeah computer computerized intelligence i know that that was like at least one or two things and then it was also like some of the automated like delivery robots were like guys with control i just thought it was a very small person inside of it driving it like r2d2 yeah just slowly making the mechanical version of when like a hundred chinese guys get under those long dragon costumes delivering my amazon package i see them walking around brooklyn all the time a dragon oh my god they're a robot i can date i love that answer so you can get a wife pretty much anywhere so

for all of the romance questions it seems like poor people are winning here because you can find them anywhere they're easy to pick up and then they make a lot of money in the Yeah, they're plentiful and easily replaceable. That's what's so good about having so many poor people. Always easy to find a spare. Well, I'm happy that they could find love, too, even if they can be replaced. There's no other answers, really, on this.

Oh, these are all to relate the question? There's one. All the other ones are to a question. How do you get a girl to like you if you're shy, poor, and unattractive, which is not interesting. Read Mel D. There is one answer here that says,

gosh i need to touch her feet first zoom and enhance go to mel d all right we're clicking mel d it is awesome yes i thought i knew this old cheeky scamp follow me to see some beautiful women it's mel d he uh also is followed by i'm a pizza and i'm a hamburger no d has 38 000 quora followers which is some pretty good quora numbers one we're following the number the pool is a lot smaller on quora than like an instagram yeah so this is like a major player on the website why isn't india considering the kf21 borrome fighter okay let me call felix right now to get him to answer this question do you want to get him on the line it's really hard to get people to answer the phone nowadays that's such a weird question to ask well it's important for defense

actually he's asked 600 questions yeah all right well let's look at his spaces here because Sure, your spaces are Beautiful Indian Women, Belle Dawn, Mel's Bikini Babes Collection, I'm Interested, Women Photos, Women Galore, All About Women's Wear,

Beautiful Angel, Beautiful Women in Clothes, Pre-2025. I think, I really think, and like, you know, this is not for Indian guys only, this is for everyone. I think there needs to be,

like if you get like enough DUIs, they put a device in your car where there's like a breathalyzer before you start the ignition. There needs to be like a horniness version of that for logging on the internet. Absolutely. Because like these guys out there, they are too horny. Yeah.

They are too horny and they're online being horny all the time. And it's just like before you even like start your computer, just jerk off. Just get one out and then you can go online and ask Cora questions. This is why I'm glad. It's a breathalyzer for your balls. Yeah. There's so much comments in there.

I was going to say, this is why I'm glad the english government now measures the validity of your penis yeah you get on the internet um people post crazy stuff and then they'll have like an alt twitter account where they have like 10 000 followers and they're like this is my secret one it's like you still have a huge following out there right but that's your crazy account sure yeah uh beautiful women in clothes pre-2025 uh implies the like creation of a group of guys are like does anybody else think women fell off in 2025 i like beauties from universe oh beauties from universe and then ll memes oh we're all kind of doing the same stuff on here there's so many more he follows like uh yeah

like 30 groups or he knows about both nudity and bikinis yeah you know you got to go on and off and bbw's big beautiful women hell yes brother this is a power user i love that i like this question he asked what exactly are reptilians are they a race of alien beings interdimensional entities or a metaphorical concept? I've had that same question. Yeah, me too, man. I think they're interdimensional, right? Can I tag David Icke in this? Is he on here?

Yeah, probably. He's a quorum. The next two questions are, can we ever fully understand the true origin of the universe, and where does the soul go once the human body dies? This is the horny guy. This is the guy whose picture is Austin Bowers. That's so

funny. Alright, well, good for him. I hope he finds several women to love. What happens when it's over, baby? Should we do the quirk place? Yes, now we will go back to the beginning of the doc. It's the quirk place. This question is, how can I become the CEO of Google? Break it down.

Step one, work at Google. The same way you get to Carnegie Hall, practice. Yeah, that's right. At some point, you have to take a left. It's not like a Santa Claus situation, right? You can't just kill the CEO of Google and become him. Then you become the new CEO. You look in the mirror, and you're looking more like him.

I got a great big bushy beard. I'm wearing a polo shirt. It's Alphabet, too, isn't it? I hate to be a pedant like this, but it's not Google. That's what the AI bot is saying as well on Quora. That answers the questions now. Thank you, big dog. Backing me up.

Who is the CEO of Alphabet these days? Let's see what he looks like and what you would transform into in the Santa Claus situation. Sundar Pichai. Okay. He looks young. He doesn't look like he's going to die anytime soon. Yeah, I think that he, yeah, since 2019.

So handsome. If you kill this guy, maybe you'll become him. I don't know. He's 53. You also get his wife, I believe. I don't remember if that's in the Santa Claus or not, but it might be. Tim Allen gets Santa's wife.

Becoming a CEO doesn't happen overnight. These are also, this is just really long answers. Well, it's true. You have to join a board. And also, they have a big picture of him under here, so we actually didn't need to go to Google at all. Here's some advice. Join Google.

Read management books. At least two in one month. You're going to want to do at least two. One is not enough. Network with Google management. Create new initiatives. Be successful with these initiatives and get recognized.

That's very important. Get promoted and become CEO. If you made it, remember my advice and return the favor. Hook me up, big dog. I was going to say, management books have got to be the biggest scam i have seen yeah in the modern market i have so many friends with real jobs who are like for work they're making me read uh the moth year how you

transform your year we all spent 20 on this oh man um is this a win for for which class is this a win for poor people who who become are not the ceo of google or the ceo i guess this is a win for the higher class i would argue this is a win for the lower classes because if you follow this like if you follow these fairly clear and simple steps you you will become a tech ceo yeah and i think that proves that uh you know the capitalism anyone can make it yeah they're democrat you know anyone can be a billionaire you just try really really hard if you just simply you know spearhead successful initiatives get promoted get the education necessary to enter the tech industry and just put yourself out there.

You know, try. Just read two books every month. Try to read two books a month. And, you know, anyone can do that. This guy, the one answer here is just someone's photos of him and his friends. Squad. Power Squad.

Oh, shit. Oh, hell yeah. I love this guy. Hell yeah. All right, this guy's the CEO. That's the CEO. I would follow this man to hell and back. It's like three guys in a playground

trying to look really cool by putting their phone on the ground and taking photos is what it is. It's kind of like the Tarantino angle. They're all looking down at you from the trunk. It's working. It's very cool. This guy's got a super tight green shirt.

They appear to be on a battlefield in this last one. Squad. They're in Thailand? What is going on? I don't know. I don't know. What is Google up to? Scroll up the one above that photo.

See, they're anointing him CEO right now. By the laying of hands on him. He's been like, those are the board members, and they've just elected the new chief executive officer. If you're an audio listener, there is a knighting. Yeah. I don't even know how to describe what they're doing. There's just four guys in, I don't know, jeans and flip-flops in a park.

Words fail to describe this beautiful image. I love that none of them are smiling. It's really cool. They're looking hard as fuck. They're looking hard. God, I want to be CEO. Okay, that's enough of that, I guess. Here's a question.

This has no answers on it. Why is manservant tolerated and not considered sexist? So the sexist part, they mean in comparison to woman servants. Woman servants. But manservant allowed? Oh, but manservant's okay? Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

I think, like, you know, like, obviously times, values, morality has changed. but I think it's a pretty good rule of thumb that you should stay within your own gender when selecting a servant. Obviously, because problems can arise, but also just the practicality. Like a woman servant? He doesn't know about sports teams

or Michael Mann films. And so my man servant is going to help me with all of those things. Yeah. And if you are a lady, You can have your own, you know, sort of lady-in-waiting, lady-servant, you know, because they can help you with lady things. And there won't be any, you know, issues that may arrive about, you know, things that are frowned upon these days, like workplace, you know, sexual harassment and relationships and, you know, and whether you should get married or not. I mean, so far from the questions we've answered, it does seem like if you want a woman-servant, you just get a poor wife.

I'll tell you this you marry a rich woman she doesn't know anything about cleaning or doing dishes or any of that shit and you have to get a man servant

that's just more staff I do love the idea of an old timey butler talking to you about Michael Mann movies sir do you want me to put on Thief again

excellent choice in heat again many people consider Black Cat to be underrated shut up Shut up, Smedley. Go back downstairs.

He's hacking again. Clean my man cave. Will you be gooning later, sir? I've cleaned your cooling booth on your desktop PC. There is one secret answer here that I found that was not on it. It says it's unanswered. Unanswered in the URL, but there is a secret answer you can find if you go to the question log that says it is sexist but tolerated in the same way that you can start a blog called Stuff White People Like but not Stuff Black People Like. I guarantee there's probably 10 million blogs or social media accounts called Stuff Black People Like.

Since 2014 when this was written. But they all are run by Indian people. I think we're all subscribers to the stuff black people like subreddit it's loving though it's Indian people just saying it's cool that black people like this that's fire honestly

black people what kind of manservants are we getting I think it should just be why are servants tolerated period well it's because people need help and the rich need help more than the rest of us.

Or more than the rest of you, listener. Speak for yourself. They're the most productive. There's two more here. Do you want to do the quiz course? Oh, no. Let's do this forbidden fruit religion question. I'm pulling it up. It's religion.

This question is how can I join Satanism? I need success, money, and wealth. Is it possible to be rich in Satanism? Big yes. right right am i wrong about that okay it's kind of all about that i mean like look if one assumes that every wealthy person is a you know uh is worshiping satan is is is is devoted their life to lucifer and have gotten material wealth and power through it yeah i would sure be like yeah

that's the way to get rich is to worship the devil but show me show me an actual like out and open satanist who isn't broke as fuck yeah that's the problem you know what i mean like maybe if Maybe if they're all secret about it and there's something, you know, like that's... It's just all about networking is what I'm saying. It's all about, like,

you just want to be in the Masons, really. You don't want to be, like, in a satanic church proper. The people who are public Satanists are, like, protesting, like, Republicans in Florida. Yeah, they're like, oh, we want a Baphomet statue.

Yeah. Like, that's broke boy shit. Very Reddit. Their credit score is terrible. We should be able to play My Chemical Romance in church. Yeah. That's my big issue.

Yeah, I think you have to worship the real devil, not be like an edgy atheist. I'm so sick of all these fucking fake Zaytans. They don't know about the devil. They don't know about the circles. But the issue is, so maybe in the 70s, you could learn how to play guitar through the devil, right?

And become really wealthy. But now it's like, even that doesn't really do anything anymore. You'd probably make pennies on Spotify. Yeah, no one listens to rock music anymore. It's over. You need the devil to teach you how to rap really well. Or like make really good TikToks or something.

That would be the most disappointing devil trade. You sell your soul to become like. I'm just lip syncing. I'm really good at get ready with me videos. You know what? The more I think about it, I mean, not to be like overly mean or whatever, but the, I forget her name, the lip syncing TikTok woman. Oh, she lives around here.

She really does seem like she had a sold my soul to the devil style thing where it's like, I want to be famous by doing a thing that's very popular and then everyone in the world makes fun of me for the rest of my life. Sarah something? Whatever. Doesn't matter. The Trump lip-syncing,

who got like a Netflix special out of it. It's a beautiful story. And everyone in my family told me I should watch because they said she's the funniest comedian alive. She sounds just like Donald Trump. Yeah. Just, you know, like a bit of advice though. If you are considering making a pact with the devil,

selling your soul to lucifer or just you know uh dabbling in the occult um in the hopes that you will gain some worldly advantage from it when you make the deal it's just i cannot stress this enough people it is of dire importance that you say okay i want to get what i want but i don't want any like ironic yeah it befalls me because i get what i want we just keep it simple just give me wealth power money poor girlfriends lots of poor girlfriends um india but like yeah like but i just i don't want it to come back and bite me in the ass so could you just keep it simple no ironic uh no ironic punishment for uh doing this deal yeah just make your wish wish standard and then at the end point then be like but no bad stuff yeah bring a lawyer with you really

I'm not going to talk to the devil until I have my lawyer in the room just really good guitar and that's it there's a very long answer here that is capitalized insanely from a pastor Michael Dorsey pastor so basically every other word here except the articles

are capitalized is that how you're supposed to read it? you know how pastors do that thing where they're like you can gain this guy is specifically the pastor at Bisco House of Mercy in Franklinville, North Carolina. Check out the House of Mercy.

He says, you can gain the whole world and lose your very own soul in hell. And what you have gained, what have you gained? I have answered so many questions about this subject. Serving Satan is no guarantee of wealth, fame, or any kind of worldly gain. Look at the championship winners. Same with serving God.

Yeah, yeah, there you go. Probably a way better success rate with the devil. He says, look at the championship winners and Oscars and awards of the world. the achievements are not enough this is the trap of satan in order to enjoy their success now all they can talk about is getting drunk high or even overdosing and dying to lift up my eyes in hell last week i was overdosing and dying and for every giggle giggle jennifer warrens and elon musk or lebron james living the lifestyle of the rich and famous there are literally millions and millions

that are living in poverty or worse. Addiction and health, that is horrible. But they all have one thing in common. They can smile, laugh, cut up, but they are miserable, frightened, and scared on the verge of a nervous breakdown. But that applies to everyone. Yeah.

What did Jennifer Lawrence do? I mean, you're talking about someone who's living in the grips of addiction, like, sure, Elon Musk, but Jennifer Lawrence and LeBron James, they seem like things are going pretty good for them. I'm always seeing memes of him laughing. I dedicated my life to Satan, smiling through it all.

I can't believe this is my life. Made his whole basketball team read a book a week. I love the idea. This is a pastor who thinks Jennifer Lawrence made a deal with the devil to be an X-Men or whatever. She was in Hunger Games. She was in Winter's Bone, I believe. You're right.

Yeah, you got it. Maybe it was just for Winter's Bone. It was just for that, yeah. Kind of a sleeper hit. this guy rocks yeah he has no questions I'll follow wait wait wait

just hold on for a second I thought something are Satan's contracts illegal and unbinding because they're based on lies we'll just I lost the TV here bullet proof

we'll cut this out in post we broke it with the power of Quorum maybe we'll just do the rest of this without yeah if you guys want to just I'm going acapella by the way

acapella that's the one genre of music that is the most dedicated to the worship of satan i agree with that it is satan's music the nexium cult was acapella yes holy shit you're right um they went to my college the i went to binghamton and not nixium but like there was that john wilson episode yeah yeah yeah when they go to albany and they have the acapella thing my school we all hated that acapella group and everyone was always like yeah they like trashed the hotel and i didn't know until that episode that it was like

a fucking Nixxiom lie or whatever. The TV is just showing us now commercials of movies. Do you guys want to watch Red 2? Anyway, yeah, it's crazy that they did that. That Nixxiom attacked an acapella group of all things. You ever think about joining a sex cult? Me? All the time.

Yeah, man. It sounds so funny. I feel like the beginning phase of it would maybe be worth the long burn you're going to get. You know what I mean? You've got crazy stories forever. Here's another piece of advice for all the correlators out there, all the questioners, the seekers.

Never join a sex cult. Start a sex cult. Yes. Agreed. That's way better. 100% agreed. Wealthy man mindset. Change your mindset.

That's your subway take. 100% agree. Those women cannot leave. Start a sex cult would be a funny one. That was Kamala Harris' subway take. Yeah. we're not gonna use this start a sex cult

brand everyone get the girl from Battlestar Galactica do some crazy shit oh god yeah like what was it Boomer Boomer from Battlestar Galactica

I already watched last year wait was it no it wasn't Boomer it was Callie it was the woman who hooks up with you know

the salon guy after Boomer It might have been both of them. Really? It might have been both. It was definitely Cali, though. You were correct. Great show.

Good work, Battlestar Galactica. Keep it up. Great work. We love the cult stuff you did. Yeah, anything you did to beat the Cylons. All those volleyball games you played with the Nixxiom guy. All is fair in Mother War. Shout out to Mitch.

Do you want to do, what, one more, Alex, or something? One more, and then we got the calling question. Okay. Do you have a specific one of these you want to do? We're going acapella. we're here live on the quiz course these are our politics and discourse style questions yeah god damn it you're just bragging about how you know all the buttons it's that's why i'm messing them all up people have been right in there like alex is so good at them now he knows where all of them

are i added a lot of it out he's really just a natural buttons they say okay last question what are some reasons the rail riding hobo has faded from the american scene that's such a that is such a good question yeah i think about that all the time and i think like why why isn't that a valid lifestyle anymore i think it's probably because security and rail yards have just gotten much better yeah you know absolutely it's all it's all computers now you know i think it's a mix of like a they find you and beat you up a lot uh more of the time and then b just like people aren't on the rails the way they used to be like there's a lot less utility and be on amtrak all the time if you try to live on amtrak like all the food is 20 it's just no way to be i i i mean

alex just i'm gonna push back on you slightly here because back in back in the grand old days of the hobo uh they were they weren't traveling by like light commuter rail they were just like in a box car you know freight rail yeah it was free this really does expose the limit of my freight knowledge maybe it's time i listen for once there's a statue of a dog somewhere in long island that apparently lived on the long island railroad for like a bunch of years that's your balto was friends with teddy roosevelt he didn't bring like a bunch of orphans some medicine he just like was a no he just lived on the railroad and people were like there's that dog we all know he ate trash all over the country he met teddy roosevelt twice

that's kind of weird how does somebody tell me more about how freight works do they take the same tracks yeah like there are different there are freight lines and then there are like commuter lines as well and I know how shipping works like overseas shipping

you get a bunch of women in a container you send them from Asia to America and then Dexter people need more poor girlfriends get them over here and then also they got like xboxes in there so they're not bored yeah it's just computer chips and women yeah it's a it's

heaven but trains are different though and it's a lot of the people are down and out there's one sort of like uh the hobo is it's a it's a grand old tradition in america and you know like you often hear nobody wants to work anymore well like no one wants to do the work of being uh sort of homeless on the train yeah that should be like politicians should should vow to bring that back and they're like, how are you going to solve the homeless crisis? We're going to make them all hobos. Put them on trains like Snowpiercer. Yeah, and see what happens.

One giant train with the nation's homeless just sort of on the go constantly. Give a lot of money to half of them and just see if they do anything cool. Don't worry, the train never stops moving. There'll be bugs for them to eat. Yeah, I got three words for America. One million bindles.

Yep. There's one answer that just says for a variety of reasons. The practice is less common because, I don't know, typically hoppers will go to a rail yard where trains pick them up and unload freight. The rail yard is what we're talking about, isn't it?

Yeah. That's a big... I mean, I've never been to a rail yard. The question asker is a guy named Warren whose bio says, trusting Jesus for over 40 years considered incorrigible. Like Quora.

That's as good a bio as our podcast name. Yeah, you know what? I really can't talk shit, can I? I think it's incorrigible. His most recent questions include, should I eat at that restaurant or not? Come on. What restaurant?

What restaurant? It's impossible to know. Is it Quora? I'm tagging my wife, and I'm posting on Quora. He lives in Atlanta. That's all we know. There should be a space on Quora just for girlfriends, and the questions are,

what are we having for dinner tonight? What am I wearing? Okay, do you want to do our listener question, Alex? I call it a day. Is that okay? These are questions that people have sent us at Quarators at gmail.com and you can send one too. Hey, Quarators.

I'm listening all the way from South Africa. My question is, when you are possessed by a spirit or a demon, when your body is possessed by a spirit or a demon, after they leave, does it get lonely? and is that similar to having voices in your head like when we have schizophrenia can i just say a question perfect reader question i want all of them to be like we are getting delivered quaras and that is exactly what that felt like i have strong opinions on this as well uh i would just say uh in answer to this question it is it is not like having schizophrenia

it is in fact having schizophrenia from what we've read like when we're on the uh forbidden knowledge space where people go to discuss their accumulated knowledge about uh the paranormal and the afterlife and stuff there are a lot of people with schizophrenia who are just like i got the demon to leave and i'm still getting more like where where do we can we approach this holistically so you're not the first person to have this this uh thought but it's actually very common with people who are haunted yeah like if someone gets an exorcism done and like i love the idea that you can get an exorcism performed and then be lonely after you know because it's just like well i was like this is like a relationship you know i've like you know this you know legion has been

inside me for you know like last and over the past couple months he really said to sort of get to know each other and now it's just my thoughts are just sort of going into the void and no one's answering back you know so like a toxic breakup it's sad it's the lying media ad again because here's the thing is you're always seeing these possessions in movies where your head's turning around you're vomiting up blood and your spine's breaking and stuff like that what if you're just possessed by like a amicable old mailman somebody you like having around demon yeah like a calvin and hobbes situation sure you miss hobbes oh do you think calvin and hobbes is about a demon he's talking about like things he wants to hunt a lot hobbs is like feasting on his soul

i it's been a while since i've checked it out but i'm pretty sure that was the narrative uh so to answer your question yes i do think it is the same it is very lonely and it would be hard adjusting after that and i suggest you consult a priest or if you are a Satanist, some kind of dark Templar. Sure. All right. Well, it's about time to round it out here. Who do we think won?

Oh, I think rich people won. Oh, actually, I don't know. Poor girlfriends are finding love. It sounds like mostly poor people are, like, marrying into money from over there. Yeah, no, I think for the first and only time, the poor as if taking this round in the class war. but the wealthy

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