Quorators - Claw of the Law

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Should criminals be punished? Is swapping normal in the army? Is it possible to gun down enough criminals for a syndicate to collapse? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

i care about your life remember when you kept when you kept saying that hot toddy was spiked with fent yes what i did and that was just a cry for help to see if anybody at the live show there was a hot toddy that they got from the listener and i said it spiked with fent it spiked with fent everyone said shut up alex that was crazy that's i hope it is spiked with success that i i don't know if we'll ever achieve where people are just handing us free liquor that they've brought from home i took the i took the initiative there i drank it first for those for a lot of it thank you we were opening for where there's your problem well there's your problem and when we got there someone gave them like a jug of hot toddy a thermos and alex and i drank a lot of it because

it was quite cold yeah it was mostly a temperature thing honestly it wasn't even alcoholism right at the time i mean granted after the first few sips then it was the alcohol you were also drinking a beer at the same time it wasn't like you weren't drinking something else i got two hands i was thinking earlier what if i got a tattoo across my breasts and one is the word big and the other one is naturals and but it's over each other and that way in my grave you can see well I guess you'd see that I have big naturals written on my big

naturals. You know how when you like are digging up people's bodies and ripping their shirts off and their coffins. They're naked. Well I'm trying to get their jewelry. I'm trying to get their gold. It's like a fun prank for prison robbers. Grave robbers. In this scenario I die in prison

as well. I go to jail. You know what's cool? For my huge tits. Yes Claire? Have you ever seen those museums like those gnarly sort of freaky museums where they cut off skin like people's tattoos basically so they're like slabs of skin with tattoos on them are you thinking of the show prison break have you heard about this people are doing that after you die there's some sort of like i i don't know what the context is And you put them together, and they make a map.

People are cutting off skin. And then they make a map. You sew them together, and they make a nice map. And that's where you find where the gold is buried. Under the big naddies. This is the premise of the anime Golden Kamui. Write that down. What is it called?

Golden Kamui? Yeah. And it's in 1915, and it's all these prisoners have maps tattooed on them, and you've got to cut their skin off and put them together. Very cool. I'm going to press the theme song, and I can't hear it, So let me know when it's over. Sure.

Jeremy, it's playing. It's playing. Uh-oh. War Raiders. Okay, Jeremy, that's the end of the theme song. It's done. And the podcast starts now. Hey, everybody.

Welcome to the show. It is your first. Quit it now. Sorry, I could play sounds, but I can't hear what they are. I could just play them. I don't know why you can't hear them. It's driving me crazy. But this is the first free episode of 2026, the year of the steer.

Now, Jeremy, hit the moo. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Did I hit it? Really good. What did I hit? That was pretty close. It was just what I wanted. It's Quarators, America's premier Quora-based podcast.

the only show that asks questions and answers them all across the world the only one that does that it's all three of your hosts this week it's alex and jeremy and claire many podcasts ask questions many podcasts answer questions few do both those who can't do teach we got a hell of an episode for you this week it is uh currently still kind of uh winter breaky it's december 29th I'm at my mother's house, and I'm in my childhood bedroom. This is your childhood? This is where you grew up? Mm-hmm.

You like it? Did they change it at all, or is it exactly the way it was when you were a kid? It is extremely different. Three other people had it as their bedroom after I left. I was going to say, not a lot of cool posters or anything like that. I was expecting, like, hot women on the wall, anime girl. i had my tickets for when i went to go see anchor man on the wall when i was there that was the cool thing i had and a magnetic dartboard whoa to get out my rage

you put up pictures of your enemies and throw magnets at them yes but that was a different time you see and i'm a father now my baby's actually attempting to nap in the next room and we're going to see if we can podcast through that directly into the pleasure zone. Now, we have a really interesting theme for you this week. Starting the new year off right, this week's theme is the claw of the law. Now, we're all familiar with the law. What sound was that, Alex? That was Advent of Claire.

That's Advent of Claw. As we established before we started recording, claw is also what Claire is called in New Orleans. In the bayou, they say, there come claw walking down the street, y'all. Claw coming. Claw coming. Oh, Lord, claw coming.

Watch your gumbo. Claw coming. There's this, like, bayou guy I watch on TikTok sometimes who he, like, he's, like, a chef, like, he cooks stuff, but he's just this like big fat white guy and he'll do like a crawfish boil and the whole time he just keeps going mm-hmm

which I really appreciate and I want to incorporate that into my cooking he's kind of like a pog chef yeah he's awesome if I type the words pog chef into my computer do you think anything's coming up there? do not do it what's pog?

well it's a fat ass white girl but it would have to be a fat ass white guy with a P because it's like hip hop It's cool. But they're also a chef, and I'm wondering if somebody's taken that niche. It should be Pac, fat-ass white chef. It should be Pac. Good punch up there.

Oh, fat with a P. Yeah. Now you're on our level. Welcome to the conversation. Space of the Week. Fuck it. Claw of the Law. this is our space of the week crime and punishment now crime can only be answered with punishment

i think that's true right that's basically how it works yeah that's sort of the claw of the law one would call that the claw of the law the eagle of the law swoops down and picks you up because you've shoplifted it carries away the fish of crime uh we have a lot of fun here today but in all seriousness crime does not pay and that's kind of what this base is about now when we look at crime and punishment the description is all crimes against people places and things around the globe which covers a lot of crime around the globe i like the the uh banner image that just says victims and then binary binary code that's if you're working at the precinct you read the code and you can spot the victims and it looks

a lot like this header image here what i really like about the header image it's very clear that they just had a picture like a stock photo of binary and then you can see the rectangle around the word victims where they like colored it in so they could type victims into it i think it's well done i think if you're not uh even inspecting elements all the time you're not gonna pick up on a rectangle like that but i see it now that you mention it uh the the profile image is an eye that's getting scanned. It's some sort of Minority Report style eye. I assume it's in a space prison

and it's being sealed away for life in space. Future punishment. Yeah. Probably a xenomorph is milking the man below the eye. Xenomorph is milking it? Yeah, that's one of the punishments. I haven't seen Elliot in a long time, but I forgot. You know where the xenomorphs start sucking everybody off?

But it hurts because they got two mouths. If you could defang a xenomorph, nah, that's too nasty. When you nut, but xenomorph still sucking, what picture would that be? This eye? yeah it would be this red eye that has like a target on it a laser target that's that's what it is that's what what you nut but xenomorph still sucking it's laser eye

the expression on your face is just kind of like here we are again getting sucked off by the xenomorph that's had its fangs removed by its big mouth and simultaneously small mouth. My penis in the small mouth. It's helpful because I have one really big penis that shoots out a little small penis. Bah!

More description of the space. There's 24 contributors and 22.7k followers. So this is actually a pretty active space. Huge. Although it looks like the last question was four years ago. Which is why do we have prisons

in the 21st century? They fell off somewhat over at Crime and Punishment. The admin is this woman, Karen, who is the CEO of HairBoutique.com. Interesting. Nice. Now, if you're a law-abiding citizen, you probably love hair. I'm at HairBoutique.com. It's a website about hair.

Okay, wait, top topics on HairBoutique.com. We have Buzzcut for Asian Men and Jessica Simpson. Actually, Buzzcut for Asian Men has just been removed for some reason. Oh, no, they're all going away one by one. They're going up. They're scrolling. Oh, they have a forum. They have like an old school forum.

HairPredict.com was made in 1997, it says. Whoa. But they're still active. Yeah, people are posting. This was the first hair website. Last post, 2025. Two days ago. Celebrity hair talk.

Now, there's a post by Hogg, which is, I guess, hot-ass white girl. Yeah. Or hard-ass white girl. Honky ass white girl I like hollow She's a hollow ass You knock on it You can just tell

There's nothing in there Click on buzz cut for Asian men please Okay This is in the forum This is from Emilio John Who has two posts And he lives in Pakistan He says

the buzz cut is a timeless and practical hairstyle that works especially well for asian men with naturally thick and straight hair asian men can achieve a clean and sharp look with a buzz cut that highlights facial features this hairstyle is low maintenance making it ideal for men who prefer a simple routine without daily styling buzz cuts can be customized with different lengths fades or lineups to add a modern and stylish touch that's true men with strong jawlines and balanced face shapes giving a confident and masculine appearance the buzz cut also works in well in hot climates and active lifestyles keeping hair neat and manageable final thought final thought yep the buzz cut for asian men is a perfect blend of simplicity style and practicality

thanks emilio it was done at 6 20 in the morning so first thing in the morning emilio's getting up and he's like you know what people aren't talking about anymore how nice buzz cuts can be on asian specifically asian men the hot climates allow them to keep their hair neat let's look back at crime and punishment is there any questions here worth looking at i don't know is crime worth preventing what is the single wait what is that a question exactly oh no sorry i thought you i'm sorry i'm sorry i thought that was a question on here someone having an existential crisis about crime i found a good one could the police arrest someone for trespassing if the person is walking around the station i'm gonna go ahead and say no actually so you go to the station and you're like

i'm here to report um somebody stole my chips and they go your ass is going in jail because it's lunch you're trespassing at the police station it's goddamn lunch you can't be here right now i hate you one time the one time i went to a police station which was very depressing was when my car got stolen and I had to go to Jamaica to go pick it up. But I went into a police station and there was sort of just a guy, just a normal guy, sort of older, sort of slow.

And he was just sort of cleaning the doors. And it kind of felt like he just started doing that one day. He like lives in the neighborhood and they just let him do it. So I think as long as you're like doing the tasks that the cops don't want to do for the upkeep of the station, I think it's cool.

It's cool to do. Yeah, I think that's fine. It's like when you want a job at a company, so you just show up and start cleaning the doors. Yes, exactly. So that you can work your way up into an executive position at the police station. Remember when you used to just be able to write a page of jokes

and walk into the NBC building and say, this is for Mr. Johnny Carson. I want to write for him. And they go, okay. And then you do? Yes, and then you have a six-figure salary. No way Johnny's going to see it with all these dirty floors in the way. Somebody's got to take care of those.

He's going to slip trying to find your jokes. I like these questions. Is it possible to gun down enough criminals for a syndicate to collapse? Now, that one is on our sheet. We can start with it now. Oh, shit. My bad. There's three answers.

Carl Dodd, who's a former army sniper, says, in theory yes in reality no believe me i've tried that's because when you create a hole in something somebody else comes along to fill that void if you manage to wipe out a local syndicate after a bit another group would pop up to replace what you destroyed it's a sort of endless cycle it might take a few years but somebody would see the hole and try to fill it this feels sexual i really hope somebody read this answer and was like okay great i'm not going to try to mass murder my way to cleaning up the city. Well, there goes my plan.

That was a waste of time, so I'm not going to bother. Now I've got this damn syndicate on my ass. I don't want to create a hole. People love filling holes. I want to read more about Carl Dodd, the former army sniper. He seems like he's got a level head. That's such a sniper name.

He's a former police officer as well. It is a sniper name, and I think it's because they're each one's syllable, so it's like Carl Dodd. you gotta reload every name as of one hour ago he was on quora talking shit about bernie sanders of all people oh wow who has the time carl may be my uncle there's a chance someone asked do you think if the democrats had stopped bernie from hitching his wagon to their party and claiming to be a democrat socialist that they would be having the the internal wars they're currently

fighting with the progressives and carl dodd says no all democrat party people hate everyone else they hate republicans they hate other democrats they hate american citizens they even hate themselves that's true that's basically right that's true it's kind of the grinch theory of politics is that one of the parties is kind of made up of well a collaboration of grinches there's simply no uh treating them in any kind of discourse because they're just gonna have a grumpy old grinch time no matter what you do he has a several he has four he has four perfect questions in march he asked um will you look who else was supported by federal funding and then links an msn.com article to some gun violence that sucks i've never seen that on quora before

You can't even click it It's just part of the question That sucks man How did Quarrel let him do that This is a disgrace And then he also In November asked what's the story between Epstein and Illinois Governor Pritzker

Did Epstein contribute to Pritzker in any way at all No answers yet I don't think Pritzker can fit on the jet I don't know what that is You hit tips for them i don't know what you're trying to say jeremy is it strongly implying jb pritzker is uh bisexual they them they them non-binary could be non-binary i'm on vacation fuck you it's like when you mean to say semi and you say hemi or something

what she kept my prefixes wrong what about representative democrat bang saying women can't use guns because safeties are too complicated for them to use such guns bang seems to think that her own sex can't use a gun with the safety on it the article is on msn well where's the link if it's on msn put it in the question i don't see it it's right before the other one so it's clearly like the problem was I didn't put the link in the title last time, so let me just show everyone what I'm talking about in the title. Claire, do you think you could use a safety on a gun,

or is it too hard for you? Well, first someone would have to show me where it is, because I've never touched a gun in my entire life. It's like the clitoris of the gun. So I think I could find it just fine. girls are the only ones who could do the safeties on the guns it's a sad fact i'm gonna hit the gunshot no that was a police siren never mind it's on the first page and it's blue

there we go you got it in the second time um my response to this would be to say she bangs what does that mean she thanks she bangs she bangs oh baby she makes i gotta go poop but you guys maybe next time you just put that into like a chat or something i don't know you have to tell 10 000 people listening i'm keeping that in everybody everybody poops this is humanizing the podcast we'll probably make money for some reason from you saying that but i just don't think you should exactly nah y'all y'all sound off in the comments if you want to hear me say when i gotta go poop now while claire is quiet for 20 minutes you should let her know about that while claire is pooping uh update on my end my brother whose

room i've stolen to do this uh podcast is saying if he can't get in the room right now he's gonna lose $200, so you may see him behind me for a second. What is the context? I need to hear this. No, I must know. Why will he lose $200 if you don't... Because they're going to send my

package back to the Netherlands and I have to pay another $200 to get it again. Well, he's here from the Netherlands and they're going to send his package back. Wow. I was hoping it was some sort of uncut gem-style gambling scheme. Yeah, his parlay's about to fall through.

if you can't slam that win button okay thank you is it possible to gun down enough criminals for a syndicate to collapse and i'm gonna see if i can find wait a minute there's an answer we did this question jeremy we did it on the live show we didn't air oh i see there's kind of a little secret between me and you and now the audience that's fine i was reading it i was like it does feel familiar but then i um wasn't sure well i just like that there's a there's an answer here that says added by alberto mysterio that has been deleted by quora so i wonder what we said you pretty much started bullying them and you wrote three responses they all got deleted i do wonder when our account will catch a ban because it's got to happen eventually who cares we'll

make a new one i just don't think i could survive a ban let's do um let's do questions yeah yeah Yeah, let's do questions. Let's do some questions. Let's do questions, yeah? This will be fun. What is all the hairboutique.com pages that we've opened? We're doing police quoras, which of course is five quo. This is the Naruto theme.

Because Naruto, in a way, was a police officer of some kind. And this is not the real Naruto. This is just the podcast. If you're being pulled over, you're not getting pulled over by Naruto. It's totally normal. You can keep driving. naruto's not leaping from tree to tree behind you with his legs okay where he's imbued chakra to catch his feet onto the branches um here's a question should criminals be punished hmm this

is like this is this whole episode is very fitting for this time period because it feels like the conversations i have when i visit family during the holidays where they're just like new york city is sort of the new mad max hellscape right but do you believe criminals should be punished for their many crimes? Jeremy, I haven't seen you in a while, but your whole thing is you don't think criminals should be punished, right? You kind of think they should walk free

and take what they want? So any celebrity sightings while you're living in Brooklyn? Have you seen Lord Humongous rolling by with his gang of nude men? If you take the train, how often are you sexed into a gang on your way to work?

Because from what I hear, it's every day. how much leather are you forced to wear on the subway to ward off enemies because my family is almost entirely in massachusetts i don't have as much fox news grandpas specifically in my family but i'll talk to like friends families and they'll just casually ask like so you're like raped on the train all the time i'd be like no you could it's just a few bucks it's okay you can bring a book you know it's the car it's dangerous i always work that one it's gonna be unprecedented levels of like insane people's opinions about new york once we have a muslim

mayor in like three days we're already getting them i know it's very yet it's it's very people truly think that like sharia law is happening i mean again the conversation one week out from when it will air but the the last bear i was his final move the statement saying everyone needs to make love because it's snowing that's from the city's mayor i liked that he was a mayor who was really sex positive he was the most sex positive mayor i think he's a horny mayor you know culture is always oscillating up and down on sex positivity negativity and i feel like he was one bright spot of just a swinging sexy guy in a very sex negative time and it's been great to hear from him do you think zoron will be sex positive or sex negative i think he splits the difference

because he seems so horny for his wife he is quite horny for his wife he's very horny for his wife the thing that makes me nervous about zoron like it's nice thing not his background or like his you know uh religion or whatever it's just that he like took ucb classes like that's like a scary thing that we're gonna be living through is ucb mayor my main problem i have with him is that he talks and then i'm like why am i so dumb like why can't i talk like that this guy just spoke for five minutes in a row without saying um one time he hasn't brought up the dune series even once in this he hasn't said naruto none of the sentences ended with like you know that thing that fucking health care health care that's what it is it's health care that's what we need i think it's

because he uh he doesn't do drugs maybe i think that is also part of it i think that could be part of it he doesn't call him timothy chalamet timothy chamelam or anything like that he doesn't have a child that's what it is as soon as you had a kid i feel like you went full dad mode and now you can't remember names anymore you know what kid fog i i've really gone back and forth on this because i've i've definitely had periods of time where i've been like oh i do too many drugs that's why i can't finish my sentences and i say um and i can't recall names very quickly and i remember the first 20 years of my life where i was just doing that regular style i think that's just how it came out there's really much of a secret to it i keep clicking these buttons thinking they'll be

They're short and they're long. Yeah, you hit the tiger on that one. Can you hear this cat playing with a bead behind me? Luke let a cat in the room. By the way, very efficient poop, Claire. It really happened faster than I thought it would. It's not long. Claire, congratulations.

We should explain to the listener, right before we started, I took my bracelet I'd left in my bag out and said, does this look bigger to you? And it exploded, sending beads all over the room. and so there might be a slight bead noise in the background this week okay the question is should criminals be punished i generally think they should be rehabilitated yeah i tend to agree with that love wins i'm gonna get rid of the cat please read okay this is from david cullen who's a former teacher he uh has edgar allen poe i think that is as his profile picture and he lives

in rock point arizona and he worked in diverse populations so good for him oh he says punishment in the form of restrictions and confinement yes absolutely i don't believe in medieval torture like some prisons in the middle east asia eastern europe and parts of the usa i don't like the thought of convicts engaging in violent behavior while incarcerated oh my god i'm getting attacked by a cat on camera right now uh for those listening if you watch there's like another cat in the room There's a sort of silent film-style cat attack happening in the background. I don't know. I'm looking through this where he's talking about people he knows

who have been abused sexually. I feel like this isn't the funniest answer we could read. Fuck off. God damn, these fucking cats. I like the sentence, many convicts want an opportunity to be violent, whether the violence is aimed at a child molester or an armed robber who beat his grandma behind the doors of his house or apartment it's very specific i do like that like whenever talking about crime

it really is just an excuse for a lot of people to fantasize about the worst thing that they can imagine oh yeah is crime good or bad let me ask you this what if a child molester killed his grandma i just was thinking about that behind the house maybe there's a famous pod racer who wins every race but he doesn't care how he does it and he's gonna beat a boy who's a slave racing for his freedom you think he should get away unpunished you think oh because he has four arms he should be fine could you guys hear the police siren going off in my background as they're talking about crime no it's very thematic we can't it's not a cat playing with a bead jeremy it's not something we can hear what whatever happened to letting love win guys in response to should criminals

be punished really good question i keep reading the new york city subreddit recently for some reason and and those guys are very anti-criminal it's very fun to read like there was some article about like should criminals sentenced to life for small reasons ever be let out and all the answers were like what if the prisoners are all really good actors and they're just tricking everyone so they can get out and start immediately killing i think this is the closest we'll get to an arts program in this country and that we should encourage it there's like this interesting thing going on with conservatives where you know the murder rate is like crazy down across the board everywhere and their new argument that i keep seeing online is yeah murder rate is down because

medical procedures are so good now that if you get stabbed a bunch you just survive it and they're like that's why murder's down no hard feelings because nobody died because these doctors are good i thought you were gonna say these the medicine's so good everyone who's gonna do crime instead they just become trans which is my other big issue and so that allows it to drop but that's why i gotta stop that why don't you look at the statistics for how much people are watching gundam Then you'll see the real problem. I hear when you become trans, your aim gets worse.

Oh, I've heard that as well. You can't even get a good headshot. But your Europa Universalis score increases. It's kind of a binary. Your blue sky clout goes way up. Gender binary thumbs down. Gamer binary thumbs up. Shooters and strategicians.

When I hear binary, all I think of is the word victim written in blue over code. Jeremy, you're thinking like a cop. Okay, read this Alexi post, one of you guys. Alex has to read it. It's Alexi. This is one Alex to the next. I think the criminals should be treated like children in the sense that the purpose of punishment, or we might say discipline or correction, is just that it's for correction.

it's not to not only deter this behavior but to give them an incentive to stop and not repeat it so in other words punishment i think what you should do in most cases when all fails i don't think that making someone physically suffer is a payment for a crime at least not in our society i think that any kind of physical suffering would be to deter crime but not to pay for it so i guess it depends on how you define punishment great answer okay a perfect quora answer i love finding a question or an answer or whatever that has 76 views it's just so few to be like and now we're gonna blast this onto a podcast let me go ahead and get this one out there here's my editor's note there is that last sentence we were like um could you define the question is really undercutting

the rest of your answer you made but uh we're on alexi's page now alexi um on september 16th answered the question what age is too old to be spanked and alexi said in my opinion spanking should stop as an ordinary punishment at 13 but it should be reserved as an option until 18 and then afterwards it could be a consensual agreement if the child is still living at home but i think by the time you get to be about 25 it should end altogether very interesting answer really complex point of view there adding comments is disabled on this answer you cannot comment on it I love the idea of a 22-year-old having an agreement with their dad or whatever, where they're like, all right, this is the contract.

I consent to being spanked, but only if I've been very bad. If I smoke indoors, you can hit me on my little butt. I've signed on the line. It says bottom. Bottom is the legal term. My bottom shall be made red herein, if I act like a little brigand. Until the age of 25, where it's neither here nor there. He also answered the question, how long is too long when staring at another guy at the locker room?

And he says, well, you should never stare at another guy in the locker room. What you should do is keep your eyes to yourself and mind your own business. Now, it's natural to be curious, and it's natural for guys to glance at each other. That's a split second. It's not staring. No. It's not staring. It's not staring.

I do think you can have, like, you can look at something just because you don't know what to do with your eyes. Sometimes I get paranoid that people, like, on the subway, that people think I'm looking at them. and then i'm being like a perv or something so i just look right down and then my like intrusive thought is like well now everyone thinks you have a foot fetish no you look more like a perv because you look like you just like feet you look like you're actively reigning in your natural predilection for gazing yeah instead of looking around a little bit i just read the ads but now the ads are all like ai which is getting weird i don't like that i like looking at the ads the ads are good do you guys ever when you're on the subway and you're when you're on the subway and you're looking

outside at the window and the subway train's moving do you ever like try to follow the ads with your eyes and then your eyes are like like going from left to right really fast you tried that yeah i have tried that claire and it's a hell of a rush isn't that a hell of a rush that's what i do when i'm avoiding the gangs yeah i do some games around they try to read all the ads because then they just think of me as an ad man back to what jeremy said a minute ago the ai ads on the subway are quite disturbing because when you see an ai ad on the computer it's kind of like the computer could step in to be like that's my cousin he's he's robots but he ain't he ain't normal like us that's my robot cousin oh just don't mind him he's

crazy he's my robot cousin you gotta talk to him in bloop bloops he's pretty much a whole miyazaki movie but he didn't earn it whereas if you see an ai ad in person you're just it feels like they've escaped containment yeah it doesn't feel right it feels like they're gonna touch you the only ad i like these days is the the one i think we talked about on this podcast before is michael the bull who's like uh some lawyer who's recently yeah that's and he he says like if you were a criminal you get the horns call michael the bull he's jacked he's a cartoon lawyer and he's jacked and he's sort of ripping his shirt open shirt has a bull on it i believe the implication is he's gonna he's gonna fight the judge he's gonna fuck the crime's wife because he's yeah bull he's going

to take the crime's respect in his own home and kind of invert it into a cucked situation before we move on can we just read one more question here that alexi answered do you ever feel more dead than you do alive and nobody seems to care about how you feel and alexi says often oh no alexi vote for you touch grass okay here's another one question number two is swapping normal in the army is this like what does this mean i think it's a sex thing this is a sex thing you ever swap commanders well in call of duty you can swap with the triangle button to go to your side arm so maybe that's what they're referring to to get your desert eagle out i think it's wife swap and a lot

of it is happening in the army because army wives love to be swapping i was about to say the the famous thing is that army wives are cheating. I don't think it's really a swap. They're swapping their husband out for their neighbor. Their husband is just gone for years and so the guys who are around kind of swap with them.

They got one of those gone fishing signs, but it says they cross out fishing and they write murdering. Gone murdering. Gone murdering. Gone murdering. Trading blood for oil. I'd rather be murdering.

we'll have an answer by stelio contos please read it and he's got a this is a family guy style profile picture yeah he's like a buff family guy guy i guess also so it says on his profile picture it's a buff guy named stelio so maybe he's he's pretending that he is the guy from family guy i mean this could just be like ai or something oh i pray that isn't the case His education is studied Yo Mama at School of Slightly Difficult Knocks. Right, so not that hard. Yo Mama parentheses company. Company.

This guy's a no-nonsense son of a bitch. He's actually really funny. His bio says, I'm a shepherd herding bullshit out of lives. Which is a pretty good bio. I think, I don't know, he's a cool guy. Let's read his answer. Let's read his answer. He's in Louisville, Kentucky.

We assume that he's probably a general of some kind. Stelio says, swapping? I think it is just as normal as in the civilian world. Infidelity, especially in the army, happens quite frequently, especially amongst lower-ranked enlisted soldiers. If you know, you know. Many marriages are frauds. Marrying baby mamas or marrying your high school sweetheart

because you're too young or ignorant to break up properly. So he's talking about Jeremy here. Add that to the stress of low pay. E1 to E3 is a nightmare. Good work, Jeremy. You did the right one there. Pressure to succeed and the fact that your wife is surrounded by horny, testosterone-fueled men every day living on post.

Woo! A lot of hubbies go TDY with their unit. What's TDY? I don't know. Two-D-D-Y-Y. Temporary duty, it says. According to AI Overview, which is often wrong. They do temporary duty.

That's what I did a couple minutes ago. Temporary duty? Yeah, it's like when you're hosting a podcast, but you need to poop. A lot of puppies go temporary duty with their unit in the commissary, and PXBX seems to suddenly be flooded with overly underdressed women with rings on their fingers. What is overly underdressed? Get an editor, Stelio.

Come on. He's using evocative language there to say that these ladies are out of control. and their w-w-wives. It doesn't help that if you have a particularly attractive wife, there's almost always some sleazy E5, E6 squatter platoon leader trying to get a little too close. I saw more than a few marriages crumble in my short four years. Not sure if things have changed recently.

That's a good answer, Stelio. That was very helpful. You could be in the army for just four years? Yeah, it's like college. Yeah, well, if you kill one of your platoon mates, they kick you out. Yeah, if you committed a horrible crime. Writing this from prison. If you reveal the infidelity secrets,

they often have you ejected. I like that this immediately has an answer that is like someone who's too horny to type out all the words. It happened along with officer's wife in officer's mess party 100. But there's a lot of misspellings, which I appreciate.

Raj Mathur says it's not happening in Indian defense forces. Yeah, so I guess the one exception would be in the Indian defense forces. This does not happen. Because they're bound by honor Alright Jeremy says good to know And he's responding to that

With my full name and photo Because I'm not a coward like Alberto Mysterio Oh yeah we're on your Quora page This is kind of interesting I wonder if This happens in the Pakistani defense forces The last time we did one on the internet We were on mine as well

And we followed some guy named like James Hawthorne or whatever Because we thought his name was funny And he followed me back And now I get emails about him every day. Yeah, it's James Hoffman. Isn't it crazy when you're married to someone in the army and someone's like, what does your husband do?

Where is he? What does he do? And you're like, oh, my husband just like kills kids. He just like kills grandpas and generations of people in different countries. He's sort of a child murderer. Wow, that's so interesting. Yeah, I don't know much about it. he's kind of uh he's kind of like a bull let loose on the middle east hey when he gets home

he might kill everyone we know but uh we'll see what happens you know what michael the bull does to charges against his clients that's what my husband does against they get the eastern men if you if you have oil in the middle east you get the hordes you get the hordes unfortunately and maybe in other places of the world i'm reading this answer from shankar ear who says swapping is as normal in the army as it is in your own community slash society so the question is do you practice swapping normally remember your country's army is made of your citizens and they will carry most of the emotions and personal practices and prejudices as you as a normal citizen and human have so if you folks are sexually liberated your country's

army is bound to be liberal in thought and if your society is orthodox or regressive then an army folks will also carry that so that's why in india no one is swapping now coming to point sex is still an intimate act and whether liberal or orthodox no one will openly tell their sexual preferences and practices and we'd rather mind our business so whether army or civilian best respect people's privacies in the personal time p.s i haven't taken any country's name here what's your favorite sex position orthodox or liberal style not to live out but uh we fucking i do feel i feel like liberal is just like what they imagine sex from behind is and orthodox is like a classic missionary scenario why are so many i mean i guess i know why but a lot of these answers are

specifically indian yeah and it's about how in india it doesn't we know why yeah because of most people there are in india on this website and because people don't commit adultery there quora is google in india two answers real quick one from ex-fed who's former law enforcement which is a great name this is the claw of the law by the way expenses i was at the army us if it matters from 84 to 93 we swapped all the time out in the field we swap mres daily either the full meal were parts of it the only time it didn't happen was if you had chicken a la king that shit was nasty and no one wanted it it would be like going to a swingers club with an ugly wife that smells you're stuck with it come on if you have an ugly wife it's pretty much having like a

meal ration that's chicken a la king claire do you understand there's one more comment i want to read from anonymous that says the hell is wrong with you people both my parents are in the iaf which I don't know what that is. Indian Air Force. Okay, nailed it. No, Indian Armed Forces. I can assure you, no such thing happens ever. Heck, how did these questions even come to your brain?

Ew. I read some person's answers here. This myth thingy comes from a movie? What? And you're thinking that such weird things would actually happen? I don't even think I should be answering this thing. Man, what is this bullshit? What is this bullshit?

can we request this guy to answer more questions this is really good he says you guys should really look at the reality i mean do you really think stuff like this would ever happen military personnel would would never even think of doing these weird things and you should just shut your mouth and stop disrespecting the armed forces i mean think of it like this i know this deviates from the topic a little bit you'll probably be the next person who asks the question is cheating common in the army if your freaking wife can't trust you how the hell is your co or whatever it's called in the army supposed to trust you with his life and the life of the soldiers in the battlefield that's a really good cheaters are bad soldiers if you if you cheat you can't

be trusted by your co i think that's right because you made a bond you had an oath to to your wife and your fellow indian maneuvers with him your co this has the tone of like Chat GPT, type up three paragraphs in which I express incredible disgust at the question. This is pre-Chat GPT, though. This is five years old. I feel like it could be an early large language model where it's maybe not so good yet. That's why this answer is gibberish. I think it's probably just someone who lives in India and speaks English as a second language.

But grammatically, it was kind of fine. It was just the amount of rage they had for it. Man, what is this bullshit? What is this bullshit? You guys need to get in reality, actually, where no one will ever do that. It's kind of the same thing we were thinking. We find Korras, and then we ask ourselves,

what is this bullshit? And then we click on them and read all the answers. Can I read one more question from that Stelio answered? He says, there's a question that says, would you look very cute with cum all over your face or on your ass too? And Stelio says, as a straight cis male, I have to say, no, probably not. Love Stelio. Time for me to sit my ass down and listen. Time for me to glue my ass to the chair with the cum on it and listen up.

Okay, let's do one more question here. Let's do this one. Quora Gone Wild. I'm going to hit the tiger sound. Really good job, Jeremy. Did I hit it? It's Stranger Things, but with a tiger. It's still going.

Can a girl make a cow drink milk from her breast? The claw of the law. Now, I do believe it's illegal in some fashion for a girl to make a cow do this. i think it's it's actually cool and anti uh it's like vegan activism pita style it's kind of anti-patriarchy somehow but i don't i couldn't really explain how i couldn't quite tell you how specifically remember that bell and sebastian album cover hold on where a woman is go ahead pull that up claire i think a tiger is being milked by a woman let me see looking up bell and sebastian cow all you gundam fans will know what i'm talking about tiger milk is the name of

the album and claire is on this cover it looks like and there's like a this is what alex is short black hair milking what seems to be a doll a toy tiger yeah oh so it's kind of a little joke to them huh it's a little haha a little scottish joke i guess one scenario in which a woman might give a cow milk from her breast would be if she saves a baby cow in an area where you can't procure milk another way and so to survive she has to let the cow drink her milk uh-huh but it would be an incredible load for a human woman to to do that much milking for for this large animal and she would probably get an oversupply pretty quick. And that can be pretty painful.

Not as big of a load as the one shooting out of the penis of the guy who wrote this question on Quora, though. Come on. I'm trying to answer some questions here. Someone says, would it be possible for a woman's breasts to milk a cow? Do you mean can a woman milk a cow using only her breasts? I doubt it.

Or do you mean can a woman be milked like a cow? Yes. They make milking equipment for nursing mothers to stock up their milk. Thanks, Randall. What a helpful answer. It is somewhat like a cow when they use the equipment. There's no such thing as a baby cow. That's incredibly pedantic.

It's a really annoying answer. From a slightly different question, can a baby cow be milked from a human breast? Because it's a calf, I guess. There's no actual answers on this specific question. It's all in the baby cow one. And you have to consider teat size and volume, which is what I was saying, and the risk of oversupply. Teat size is a big part of it.

Calf needs something no smaller than a human thumb to latch on properly. Ladies, that cow's going to suck you dry. Ladies. That's my last thought on it. Don't let that cow near your supply, or that cow's going to suck you dry. Sharon, who's a former registered nurse,

says, baby cow, get real. There's no such thing as a baby cow Listen more carefully to the voices In your head Sharon you know what we're asking You don't need to be so negative Nasty woman A lot of related questions

On just if you can drink breast milk And you sure can Well the question I really like is Is sucking and drinking your girlfriend's breast milk normal? Is it normal? I'd say probably not really that normal Well if she's your girlfriend But if she's your wife

Not normal Because you don't get freaky like that No more Would you believe that the person who asked this question Is asking exclusively breast milk questions And animal sex I wonder what's going on in their life What pressure will be in the milk

If girl breast feeds goat I'm a girl I'm a rare kid I'm 17 and I don't have breast milk I'm sucking my breast I'm crying at night oh no uh i i don't think this is a 17 year old girl i'm pretty sure this is an older man this is a grown ass woman i like this question aside from a girl's breast if a puppy is breast fed will the dog's milk be a mother in the eyes of islam that's a fantastic question no answers on that we gotta follow this person i'm gonna answer it i'm gonna answer it i'm gonna say hard to say

i'm scared yeah it is hard to say will the dog's milk be a mother in the eyes of islam islam uh i like um you are a girl period physical comma can you tell me something about question mark oh yeah now claire they don't have any answers on this we should give them something about being girl physical yeah it makes you have to poop every now and then during podcasts yeah you didn't say that you poop once a day or on average is that true claire that is is that an inaccurate how much you guys poop uh probably like once a day yeah i've been around once a day i like this question it's like during my podcast does this make like the smell of girls' bodies?

Oh, no. I don't think so. I don't like this. Can venomous snakes have sex with women? Could they? I don't know. Can girls' nipples

be fed directly into tiger cubs' mouths? I don't like that one. I am a girl and I want to breastfeed a tiger cub directly from my breast. I don't like when it gets

into eating the girls. That's not what we're doing here. We're leaving this man's profile. It's gone. Leave him alone. He's an innocent boy. He's 17. Is that okay?

Press the button. Oh, fuck. What does it look like? Yeah, once you press the button, we're good to do it. It's on the fifth page in the bottom right. Is that okay? Here on Is That Okay? we take listener questions that are hopefully Quora-style

and we answer them live on pod. Please send us your questions to Quorators at gmail.com and try to keep your questions under 30 seconds. Today, we have someone who says not to dox them. All right, you ready for this? Hi, Quarters. Since Alex is a personal trainer now. Can you guys hear anything?

Am I hearing anything? I had a fitness-related question. I'm hearing something. It sounds like shit. Okay, I can't hear it. Whatever it is, it sucks. It's like auto-tuned to sound crazy, Jeremy. It's auto-tuned to sound crazy.

Why can't I hear it? I'll be trolled to hell. I don't know. Wait, hit play again. Hit play again. exercise and weight lifting with my hand that I use to jerk you know like jerking off

this is insane this sounds crazy I hate it I'm in hell my grip strength is way worse is that from jerking off or is it also because it's my non-dominant hand because I'm a switch hitter thanks okay I'd love to chime in on this

the new rule is you can't do whatever kind of audio effect is on that file anymore that's one of the new rules i guess i didn't hear it but i'm sure it was beautiful and i'm sure that they're overreacting no it's crazy it was the worst thing i've heard in my entire life but i will answer the question jeremy the question was in the weight room um if your hand that used to jerk off has worse grip strength is that because of the jerking off or is your other hand stronger because you're a switch hitter i didn't know if they meant sexually

or if they're like they play baseball and they switch to the other hand uh i don't know um i would say that the jerking off thing there's a chance that your hand could be stronger that way if you just favor that hand but if you do enough two hand exercises it should even out pretty you know soon over time do a lot of big compounds like that is what i'd recommend uh i don't think your jerking off really is going to affect your full body fitness past a beginning a beginner's level uh because it's not very demanding on your arms i would say you know maybe i'm not doing it right um and maybe when you do it so good it makes your voice go crazy like that but uh yeah you should be fine don't don't even worry about it big dog you got this big dog yeah i'd say you got

this hang in there big dog if you if you're hearing this keep jacking off well it's been another beautiful episode of quarators i think it's the holidays it's the freaking holidays that's the air horn jeremy it's the new year go to page two uh was it the wrong one i hope this is humiliating for you it's not at all i love it folks it's been coreators thank you so much thank you for listening in and thank you for listening in don't ever send a question like that ever again i hope you've had a great year i hope that you have a good 2026 and hey if you ever want even more quarators can you believe that we're on patreon.com slash quarators and there's an extra one of these bad boys every damn week that's right on the freaking internet

we're really pushing the envelope over there you gotta get behind the paywall to see what exciting stuff is going on for just five dollars a month which is how many i mean how much money would it would it cost to send a package to the netherlands that's like 50 fucking patreons it'd be 40 patreons that's right i gotta say too you know even if you don't want to pay uh if you sign up as a free member on the patreon sometimes you get the regular episode a day early and so it could just be worth it for that reason so worth checking out we'd love to see you over there and um in the meantime don't don't try to feed a cow with your human breast because it's gonna suck you dry and also there's no such thing as a baby cow so think about that and and a baby cow is called

the calves actually thanks so much for listening in and we'll see you next week please question everything bye-bye really good job everybody another perfect podcast how do i stop this