Quorators - Could Thick Abs Stop A Knife Injury? w/ Josh Nasser

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I saw an angelic orb that switches from white to black is it possible for it to be holy evil? Have you ever been forced to pee your pants or someone told you to pee your pants? Am I in the right to not say hi back to cashiers in variety stores when in 2 stores I noticed they never say hi to anyone else, only to me as if they're targeting me because I look miserable? ----- Follow Josh on instagram @noshjasser Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Sloppy poppies getting sloppy. Uh-oh. Sloppy poppies getting toppy. Oh, God. Don't cut this out. Leave this in. You're the one editing it. This is part of this podcast.

Don't cut this. Later, leave this in. This is what I wrote, and I'm sticking to it. People aren't going to believe that that's improvised. That's good. I have a set list on my hand with sloppy poppy. Check. Oh, I forgot the tag there.

Getting toppy. It came out just as I expected. I go on after you. I'm like, Alex was talking about sloppy poppy. Is anyone else here getting toppy? Anyone? Your sisters. Uh-oh.

Weird. Well, it sounds like we're ready for Quora. Oh, here we go. Whoa. You got the moves. We're back with Quorators. It's another week, and we're at Jeremy's apartment. Yeah, it's a different place.

It's so different. Surprise. if you're looking for my cat he will not be here jeremy's cat may appear he's sleeping yeah but we're gonna be talking next to him for an hour it might be what it takes to rouse the dragon we'll have to wait and see he doesn't look the dragon does not look roused he's like ignoring you so far he's probably gonna be doing this some more um and i'm alex and this is jeremy We're the host of Quora Raiders. We go on Quora and we read them and we say,

that's crazy, and then we move on to the next one. And as we always say, what is Quora? Yeah, that's true. Richard's trying to find out what the dang thing is. And we have a very special guest this week, all the way down from La Gran Manzana. That's the Big Apple, folks. We have comedian Josh Nassar.

Josh, welcome on the show. Thanks for having me, guys. Yeah, thanks for coming. Yeah, man. You like questions? I love questions. I got a hell of a website for you. You're going to love this thing.

Now, every week on Quora-dators, we ask a Quora at the end of the show, and that is our one segment. Last time we banked episodes, so we actually plowed through the weeks before, and it somehow had already gathered and garnished. I regret saying it didn't garnish anything. It just had gathered answers. but uh do we want to double check that one too because i feel like we did get a bunch more i don't remember what let's do the first one first okay this is the question we use quora by the way

you a big quora guy i've like seen it and i feel like it doesn't quarrel like you can't like see the answers unless you have an account or am i making that up sometimes you can't they'll they'll paywall like special ones i've seen almost exclusively the special ones wow you must be seeing really good answers you're the chosen googler usually it's just people being like how dare you and then upvotes and stuff um yeah well what was our question last okay we asked a question at the end we said i want to marry tyler ninja blevins how long do i have to wait okay and there were answers for this yeah there's three answers this is because i found out about his tweet where there's one answer okay there's two answers are from our listeners and by the way if you must

answer one of the quora questions we encourage you every week please use the word scrambled eggs so that we'll know you are not for real like that yeah but there's one there's one regular answer whoa i wonder if it's from i want to know what that one says okay this is from bridger he has an as in political science and philosophy from los angeles harbor college and graduated in 2022 so So, I don't know. Pretty impressive. Let's see what he has to say. Young man?

About how long we have to wait to marry Ninja. He was like, he's really been researching this. I went to grad school for this. Yeah, I went to grad school. It's going to be a while. He lives in Arizona. What is an AS? This is the only question he's ever answered.

So, hopefully this is not a listener. This is just somebody's first quora question. Logged into the website and was like, what do they got for me? All right, let's see what he said. It says, I mean, given that I believe he has a girlfriend or wife, likely until they separate. But you'll also want to give it some time, give it time to start courting him waiting after the breakup. Also, do you know him already or is this a parasocial relationship? Either way, you may want to explore these feelings.

I do want to explore these feelings. This guy's like, you should do it. The important thing is that you should do it. You should marry Ninja. I would like to explore these feelings by settling down with Tyler Ninja Blevins for the rest of my life. Famous gamer. Famous gamer. So everyone but me knows about him and his brawless wife.

Yes, that was the reason we asked is because last week you didn't know that he was famously married. I didn't know that he had a famously brawless wife. He's so married he won't play video games with other women because he considers it cheating. Is that true? Yes. That is true. It sounds like a joke, but that's not a joke at all. What's funny about it?

You wouldn't even look at Cortana. If he sees Cortana, his wife beats him up. Yeah, that translates to other video games, too. He can't look at women in video games. He does not know what the Tomb Raider is. He sees a tomb, and then someone guides him away by the shoulders. That's good. That's a healthy marriage, and I support it.

We're both married men. Have you ever looked at the Tomb Raider? I personally never have. What does she look like? I heard she's busted, dude. I don't even want to, bro. And I'm not married, so I'm looking at Tomb Raider. Oh, dude, I don't know.

I'm jealous. I've made a pact with the Lord. Once that ring goes on your finger, you can't look at Cortana's blue naked body anymore. The church forbids it. The church forbids it. Yeah, the church is a covenant. I mean, we're all having fun, but there's a covenant there.

Yeah. And we're not talking about elites and jackals. That's a good point. Famous Halo enemies. And that's why we have it. And that's why we have this out on the board. I've made a lot of time enforcing it, but this time it fit right in there. That felt right.

Yeah, that felt good. I mean, I do bring up Halo once a week. We should have a week where we just do Master Chief questions. We should. Oh, that's really fun. Yeah. We've already covered Master Chief fighting a gorilla, which seemed like it took an hour,

but it didn't take a full hour, and that's what I want to explore. Okay, so are you going back to the other question to see if we got new answers? Yes, but we recorded it, what, two weeks ago? And I don't remember a second of what we did. Okay, that's fine. We'll just skip it.

The question was... Is there a toilet for horses? Why has nobody ever invented a toilet for horses? There is no horse sound on the board. We're moving on. Damn. Yeah. We have a cow.

Moment of silence. Yeah, I think I got to leave, actually, guys. We're going to give a very long answer. Did we read this one from Rowdy Elf? Yeah, we did read the one from Rowdy Elf. Okay, just making sure. All right. I regret bringing it up.

But he's a former horse rancher at Drowsy Water Dude Ranch. Yeah, we read all about Rowdy Elf. I edited the episode, I promise you. Rowdy Elf asked on Wednesday. You can't stop thinking about Rowdy Elf. I can't. Jeremy, I asked you very politely not to bring up Rowdy Elf. I'm just reading one of the other answers that Rowdy Elf has,

the questions that he's answered since then, and it is, could thick abs stop a knife injury? Rowdy Elf says, oh, absolutely. That's awesome. And their qualification that they put is former full-time feline. Meow. Thank you, Rowdy Elf. Just try stabbing me.

Try getting past my cat-like agility. that's dope wait can we read more of the knife stab wound question oh absolutely yeah you know forget about all those self-defense classes and martial arts training so i think maybe they're being oh they're being coy oh but so maybe they could though because there's so much beef in a thick ab sure i think the other way around i think you want to if you have a lot of like extra fat you could probably you well you want to be fatter you mean okay so you're preparing your body to accept a large knife sticking into you and you're like do i get fat or jacked now well that's interesting when i thought thick abs i thought like they're like fat abs yeah i think that's

the move yeah well because there's two ways to get abs you get the big abs by doing heavy weights or you get the like toned movie star abs by doing the like starving yourself i don't know anything about exercising well that's how ever since we share we started sharing a youtube account for the creators youtube and i do get a lot of recommendations that i assume are for you that are like how to get jacked like goku i swear to god i've never seen a video like that in my life goku might as well be the tomb raider to me i think it just like knows who you are and it's You're like, this guy needs to be jacked like Goku. Yeah, we figured out what you're all about.

We got it. That's too bad. Well, you want to see another Olympic woman jumping over a pole vault kind of thing? Because there's a hundred videos like that. It's true. All right, let's read some Korras. It's for the best that we read Korras here.

This is our first segment. We have different segments. Yeah, this is the Quokka, which is our incel and manosphere area. That's the Naruto theme song. Oh, I know. Okay, just make it short. For safety, we have to tell the news.

We legally have to say that. You are not hearing the Naruto theme song outside. That is in the podcast. You are not being called outside your window. Just playing the Naruto theme song. Do not start throwing kunai. It is just part of the show. This is why we have to form a corporation

because we're going to cop a murder charge. Encouraging ninja-based attacks. Don't say we told you to. Okay. So this is incel and manosphere. It's a broad segment, but it covers... It's not for broads. But it's not for broads.

Unless they're incels. Sure, yeah, there's incel. And then we'd include you, sure. What is this one? Okay, this one is, am I in the right to not say hi back to cashiers in variety stores when in two stores I notice they never say hi to anyone else

only to me as if they're targeting me because i look miserable good question okay so this guy is paranoid that people only say hi to him at stores because he looks sad yeah so there's a lot there's like a like a typical quora thing is it's two sentences that have used like goku to become one sentence sure and in doing so they present power in different forms and this one has do i not say hi back to cashiers because they do say hi to me because I think I look so sad. Let's start with the last part.

You don't know that's why. Maybe they're just saying hi to you because you look friendly or maybe just like you need like you, I don't know, you look like you need someone to say hi to you. You look like you need someone to say hi to you. That's not so bad.

That seems like the first thing again. That is confirming his fears. But that doesn't mean you... It's not because you look sad. and it looks like you because you might kill yourself. You look like you need a friend. There's like a darkness in your eyes that I see. It doesn't mean you shouldn't say hi back then.

I think we should all be encouraging this person to say hi back. I think so. Saying hi is good. I agree. I think, if anything, I was like, oh, this person probably has a nice face. That's my take. A nice depressed face. If you're just really hot, have you considered that?

That's possible. You're like an extra attractive person, and they're like, hello. Do you need help with your bag? Wow. Imagine being really hot, but really sad. Oh, no, I can't. That's not possible for me. It's never happened.

Hot people are happy. Have you guys ever worked as cashiers? I have not worked as a cashier. I did very little. I'm a coastal elite. Yeah, I guess. I mean, no, not like, like I worked at a, I worked at a bakery and I would be by a cashier. So I guess.

Wow. So you never say hi to people? Cash register. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I would say... I mean, I had to say hi to people. I'm low-key again. Because they were sad.

Yeah, because they were all sad. They all came in. I want the version of this, the guy who's like, they only say welcome to Moe's to me because I look depressed. Am I wrong to stop going to Moe's? They keep telling me I have to. Is that a reference that's outside of this city or this state? And there's a song that plays inside Moe's that says,

gotta go to Moe's. Oh, yeah. And that's a little Moe's humor. That's Modell's. Yeah, that's Modell's. Oh, yo, my bad. Moe's is the burrito place where if you walk in, they say, welcome to Moe's.

And that's how much time I spend in Modell's, is it's just Moe's to me, honestly. You know Moe. You're friends with Modell. Yeah, I don't need food. I'm like buying lacrosse equipment. Well, you're trying to eat the lacrosse equipment. Sir.

Sir. I hate to keep ordering queso. no doubt can i get a lacrosse stick with extra i don't know what queso means i don't know what to give him you made me realize i actually have been a cashier it's just i did like i was also a barista while i was doing the cash register so it didn't even occur to me but like i was operating a computer yeah and i said hi to literally every person yeah cool so so fuck this guy they catch you say hi to people this guy sucks yeah fuck you that's your that's our answer fuck you honestly he does though and honestly he sucks okay so what do people say happy bergner

who says formerly retired former retired former retired he's back in the game he's back baby happy's back studied gen ed at university of maryland european you're a pen division sorry Okay. Can you study gen ed at a school? You can just do a general degree? General ed. Is that allowed? I guess if you're working up to specific ed.

Whatever. You're right. What does he say? He says, I don't think there's a right or wrong. I don't think they are targeting you because you look miserable either. Rather, I think they sense something about you they like. Okay. One person says you're not required

to say hi back. However, I don't believe they're targeting you. Targeting is an aggressive term for saying hi to someone. Target acquired. Hello. We're locked. Take them down.

Hi. Mimi Garrett says just a smile will do. Perhaps they are targeting you. They may be a target by their boss. What? Smile, you're on camera all right thanks that's a quora answer right there mimi garrett maybe they are looking for you smile you're on camera um i think that's pretty much all the stuff okay so the answers are this is normal you're crazy yeah yeah stop being crazy what is the problem really it's

people are saying hi to me yeah that's really what it is i know i'm being targeted i'm moving on to real questions. I'm on air right now. People keep wanting to talk to me and say hello. I just want to be alone. Okay. This is a good one. This is my favorite one for the whole week. I put this on Twitter. Okay. Have you ever been

forced to pee your pants or someone told you to pee your pants? Sorry, pee in your pants. Two great flavors. Have you ever been forced to pee your pants or someone told you to pee in your pants? Have you ever been forced to pee your pants or someone told you to pee in your pants? I'm going to say

no i've not no to no to either one no one has ever forced me to pee in my pants i don't think okay so being forced to pee in your pants is like oh i gotta pee so bad oh it's the field trip and my teacher won't let me pee that if you're refused access to a bathroom you're forced i don't think that's what that is oh yeah i was thinking like you're threatened like some guy is coming up to you and you're like i need you to pee your fucking pants gun to your head piss your fucking pants all i see in front of me is a fish so we better get wet well uh that's one way that it could happen or someone told you to pee in your pants i think i've been told to pee my pants by some real hooligans before you remember hanging out with

a young child and they're like what are you gonna pee hey asshole feed your pants they're not doing they're not forcing me to i want to be clear about that they're just saying like why don't you pee in your pants why don't you pee in your pants yeah it's an improv style hangout it's just people throwing out ideas all the time um well for the case of this core this is a thousand percent of fetish this is a kink yeah this is a fetish this person wants someone to come to them and put a gun their head and say pee in your pants i don't care if it makes you cum as well this is a preview of some uh new sounds i got here extra thick that's somebody that's who's saying extra thick like he would be if he was perverted and wanted to see you pee in your

pants cool is that a is that a uh behind the paywall that's a new sound that's an exciting new sound more on that coming up soon okay uh what are the answers to the question uh david Lee, whose qualification is diaper-wearing adult. Nice. That's a fetish. David Lee says, actually, yes, but with a twist. Oh, my God. Look how long this is.

Oh, my God. And it is not hidden behind the paywall, so you know it's not good. This is like 4,000 words. My stepdad and twin stepsisters and stepbrother... This is porn. This is just porn. That's a lot of... We're on our way to Bemidji, Minnesota,

about half an hour from the home to do the state fair. We got halfway there and I said I have to pee. So if you have that many family members, you're an orphan then, right? And they like took you in?

Yeah, I guess. If you're a whole family. None of this is real. This is not real. I'm just trying to find the world here. This is so long. Anyway, so they made him pee

his pants? They all teased me on my bed wedding. I've seen me put in diapers before so I wasn't shocked to hear this. It's a bit embarrassing. Feeling my face turning flush warm.

I didn't say anything. Just held it in. They pulled over the road. Pulled off the side of the road. Yada, yada, yada. They slid down and grabbed my ankles, pulled me toward him, and I fell backwards onto my back. He undid my jeans. Okay, never mind.

It's rude is what it is. I can't read any more of this. Get out of here. Get out of here, you pervs. I'm skipping way ahead. I'm just seeing dad saying he's just a little boy. What? Oh, man.

All right. No dad has ever said that. It's like I saw this question. This is a good place for me to put my novel. I would love to submit this novel to like an actual literary program. What do you think? The dad said, he's just a little boy.

I'm thinking for the title. He's just a little boy. One boy's journey to piss town against my will. All right. Let's see. He's on Oprah. Oprah's like, Did you really pee yourself?

I had to. I had no choice in the matter. We've been hearing words, this is all made up. I'll do it now if I have to. She's like, no, don't do it. I will. And Corgan Lovers says, I've told both of my sons to go ahead and pee their pants on more than one occasion. They are 13 and 11.

We were driving to the mountains the week before school started. Okay, yeah, this is the scenario. I could see this happening. I didn't have a bottle or anything, and we were in heavier traffic making a really good pace. I told them to hold it. But if it wasn't too uncomfortable, just let it go in his pants. I mean, I don't agree with it. I want to get that on the record.

Also, couldn't you have just pulled over? Yeah, just pee literally anywhere but your own. I really can't pull over. You're going to sit in that for the rest of the car ride. Also, it's like in your car. Yeah, you're only going to smell it the whole time. You have to clean that. Is there a button where we send the police to this person's ass?

I will downcore it. Yeah, that's the next best option. If we can't have society take care of this person, then down, Quorum. Someone posted a photo of his pissed pants. No way. And then the caption is, pissed pants. Let's make sure everybody sees it. That's so funny.

And there's no two ways about it. That's a bunch of piss in the pants. Pissed pants. He's like, I got the perfect answer to this question. I'm going to piss my pants and send you a picture. How do I save this onto your computer? I'll find it later. I got this one.

Save images. This is not the computer I made it ago. Oh, fair enough. I thought you might just want to see it. Yeah. That's from Jerry Varga. Okay. And you wouldn't be surprised to learn that all of his answers are about peeing in his pants.

Nice. Well, at least we know he's done it. he's not stealing valor he's wearing orange pants too yeah he looks like luke skywalker kind of yeah he's kind of like a heroic figure you can only see his legs it's funny that reading this question i really did not even spend one moment being like but what are the answers is going to be like do i really want to put that online yeah is this is this usually what they are are they just like non-answers yeah i say 50 of them are people ignoring the question and the other 50 percent is a fetish board that's yeah that's awesome you'd be shocked what kind of fetishes

are on quora.com unless you're in like the white nationalist quora corner which is like a third of the website yeah i i guess you could say they're corny oh yeah you can you can say that please do more and more they're saying it someone else asked have you ever been forced to pee in someone's mouth i haven't every every answer is not forced but i have done it happily no you don't have to ask me twice that's actually a great question because i have but of my own volition oh my god these people are so fucking horny on this website no i wasn't forced he begged me to thanks katie rogers service cosmetologist from 1999

to present and again keep in mind everyone replying on the piss thread has like their name and occupation guess what trackable that's wild this woman lives in uh san jose california okay at least that's a big town some people are like i'm one of the three people in forever's michigan hey if you want us to pee in someone's mouth reach out to reach out send an email sign up for the discord we have a new channel where you can meet people to piss on

you have a piss channel the mods are on that I don't really know how the website works I don't know how the app works that well we got like 7 more for us we can't spend the whole time on

pee pants I feel like This is from Emily. Please. Nice. Also, nice. Oh, so I thought this one had a good answer. Can someone help me understand why it's not a bad thing that I have no romantic experience at the age of 26?

So this is the incel category. So this is actually the most on-the-nose question we've had so far. Okay. Why is it not a bad thing? Why it's not a bad thing that I have no romantic experience at the age of 26? Because you're just a boy. Because you're just a boy. You're just a boy.

You're being held down against your will and forced to tea your bed. And that's fine. You're still your mommy's boy. Yeah, your mommy's number one boy. Also, sex is, like, overrated and it sucks. Yeah, dude. This is a virgin podcast. It's all just people holding you down and making you drink their piss.

I don't know if we told you, Josh. It doesn't even taste good. This is a virgin pod. Alex and I are no sex till marriage and continue going. No sex after marriage. When we both got married, you were like, you know what? I'm good. Yeah, I like where we're going.

When I get too close, I get scared. Alex has come the closest to having sex, but he backed off. Yeah, it feels like the walls. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It feels like the walls are closing in on me. Yeah, you were about to do it, and you were like, wait, you want me to put what where? In the what? What if I fall out?

You fall out. Whoa. That happens a lot. That's a very insightful version. the what if i fall out question okay okay all right anyway read the answer because it's good this is from chris bell uh he was former retired due to age slash health and education oh by the way i should mention so somebody on the discord sent us this person's whole profile to be like go ahead and take them down and i thought that was too much but i did find one of the good answers

this is from wednesday too yeah it's from like this week they're posting this is somebody who posted a few days ago just my opinion so read carefully dot dot dot please everything on earth has to obey the laws of physics okay not the love game and that's in all caps with five exclamation points it can take you to the highest of highs and make you and take you to the lowest of lows it will make you commit murder or be murdered it will make you waste time slash energy effort and money hold on pause one second is it the law of physics i think i think the love game love game is like i've killed someone yeah and i've been killed been murdered yeah i hate the fucking love game so much so dude i know as a virgin i do not like the love game not even trying to play

um i keep my purity ring next to my wedding band all on the whims of an imperfect human on an imperfect world that you can't read its mind or heart but you will trust it with your life question mark question mark question mark question mark spitting i am damn near dead due to health issues some dangerously stupid shit shit is there's an end symbol in there that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy because of some 48 hours crime show bs wow why romance make you some money party pray to a god save love for when you are old and it doesn't matter because at the end of the day it really doesn't it's over glamorized and the love people want nowadays no longer exists it went out in the 70s if not sooner there's a lot of

weird question marks and misspelled words love went out in the 70s people this guy really he also said he was dying this guy really was killed by the love game yeah he was he's literally dying he's like this is true like yeah it's how i got lupus still laughing the first person to ever make lupus at std that's it okay so i do really want to know more of their story now okay so this guy i'm very interested in this man okay he answered a question four hours ago right is it possible to be honest while sparing someone's feelings and he says no loss of physics prevent this so he's very into the wazoo he is a science base and he operates from there he's like a rick and morty beam i was about to say you're dealing with fucking king intellectual he uses

your own momentum against you uh someone said i'm so scared about death because i don't have faith in jesus what do i do he says just my opinion so read carefully please actually visualize the 23rd psalm of the christian bible it's very important to know these are all caps every single one of these questions mentions the laws of physics yeah well it's relevant all the time honestly i mean yeah i consult it for every question i'm sorry i'm just trying to see if there's anything else to read i mean i don't want to dox his condition but i do want to know his story and have it made into a hollywood film more than uh any other human being alive someone said hey i'm going through something similar with loss of love feelings it's hard one thing i don't

understand is why a spiritual force would allow people to fall in love with someone who is bad for them. Maybe we can help each other through this. It says, read carefully, and this is just my opinion. So we can turn to it and say, oh God, I hurt so bad. Relive my pain. I'm sorry for blah, blah, blah. Or, oh God, I'm

going to kill that MF. Oh God, they are killing me. If this post is late, sorry. I don't know what... Here's what I really like is how many of them start with his catchphrase. Read carefully. Please. and then he hits you with some knowledge real quick.

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. 20 answers in the last 24 hours. Whoa, you got to find this guy. We got to find him. And force him to fall in love with us. No, he'll never do that.

He doesn't go to the love game. It's our greatest target yet. I don't know if there's anything more to read from this man. No, let's not read anymore. I feel like we're targeting the Saw villain. Yeah, I agree with that. The old cancer-stricken man who is tired of the love game.

Yeah. As everybody knows about him. He might kill us. Yeah, it's very possible. All right, let's read some Forbidden Knowledge. Okay. I don't want to be killed. That sounds good.

Okay, I want to say real quick. So this is a category called Forbidden Knowledge. We've gotten a lot of complaints from people who think it should be called Corbidden Knowledge. And I want to say there's a reason for this. That's right. It's because forbidden knowledge is an actual segment on Quora. That's correct. Where they post knowledge that they feel that you shouldn't know.

And so to call it forbidden knowledge would be a hat on a hat, and the listeners have to hear this, and I have to hear this every week. Yeah, you're the one pitching the forbidden knowledge. When I'm in the dog, changing the F to a Q. This is knowledge we're not supposed to know. Also, it has 45 answers. Anyway, the question is. This is a good one.

When you're up against an intimidating monster, how do you turn your terror into rage? Rage that is then to be channeled in an intelligent, effective way of fighting. How do I turn my terror into rage when fighting a monster? You know, classic? Step one, go off. Yeah, dude, that's so true. That's awesome. Channel it.

step two is channel it step three vote but let let it vote turn that terror into voting don't boo vote pokemon rage to the polls if you see a monster and maybe he's a freaking orange don't boo okay that's awesome a little political for our show i don't know we want to there's a lot of great options on the ballot this november I don't want anyone to feel left out. So we do get a lot of how do I defeat an animal questions in our Quaragon Wild segment, but this has never come up on the specifics

of how to defeat a monster, and I'm interested to see the results. This guy, AP Martin, whose thing says he's the top 200 greatest boxers of all time. Oh, shit. So he's beating a monster. Yeah, he's beating the shit out of a monster. he says oh no no no it doesn't work oh no no no rage poops out in about a minute and a half fear

is somewhat better with fear you might make better choices wow so he's like be scared yeah he says channel that channel your fear into not rage but more fear to keep distance in the ring that makes sense i feel like if i'm getting really angry i'm gonna come in like swinging but if i'm scared and I'm going to be like you're blinded by your rage yeah exactly have you guys ever fought a monster

yeah what kind of monster are you my ex-wife I physically fought my ex-wife she tried to kill me I've changed since then

when I was in college I did we were in this like stand-up comedy college club and this kid joined and like never came back have I told this story

no this like just a very Jeremy sentence it is this young like 80s style comic who was a freshman in college

joined our club for like one day and would just keep going like anytime someone said something he'd be like sounds like my ex-girlfriend did you guys like know her?

no he was a guy no no we never met him he was there for like he just showed up he showed up like one or two times

and never saw him again and he said that he had a comedy coach who like taught him how to like do comedy it was actually my ex-girlfriend a turbulent relationship

yeah my comedy coach was my ex-girlfriend I haven't laughed since all his jokes were like obvious puns like you would go up on stage and be like so i met a girl in chemistry class and we had a little more than chemistry and everyone's like shut the fuck up that's actually awesome he's like in a completely different era yeah yeah yeah take my girlfriend please the stakes are low we are not married it's very you could just break up you are 17

i battled a little monster called depression whoa and his name by the way that character that comic john mulaney really face reveal jeremy is 11 years older than you guys he lives around here somewhere like i see him on the pod bus in through the window we're gonna have him on the pod or the pee your pants guy whoever answers our emails first michael come on i uh almost walked in on the other day i see him obviously i don't know him personally he's a famous comedian but he lives around here and i keep almost hitting him you

should hand we should make quora flyers to give to him yeah i will get him in hey here's my card you gotta bark in my perpiglia this is my strategy hand him things on the street um anyway anyway the monster question little spats of controlled rage can help for a few seconds at a time you might call them moments of desperation you're in a helpless state you allow the subconscious to take over and let your body do whatever it does in some cases you may feel yeah it's a pts moment without trying you live some traumatic memory traumatic is not spelled anything like the word traumatic he's the best boxer alive correctly uh most more than one person has this what is this fucking best boxer all 200 of the

best boxers are all there no wait the name of those sub quora is the top 200 greatest boxers of all time it's not they're not they're not oh they're not boxers i'm gonna follow the space yes watch this space the sport of boxing i love that there's a sub quora of just like all boxers cauliflower ear good or great oh we love happy why cauliflower here is low-key dope um this was this is this space was created by jerry harper oh wow he's one of the best 200 boxers alive i've heard that's really cool yeah anyway are you following the boxing guy there's nothing there sure there's nothing good there why not he posts a lot of boxing stuff he posted

a happy mother's happy mother's day and it's a woman with boxing gloves and presumably she's Somebody has photoshopped Happy and Mother's Day onto the two gloves. It's a one-two punch of great wishes. Cool. Anything else to read about this? Nobody knows. Who knows how to fight does so mad? The thing to do is to realize it's just a man and it's just a look.

No, it's a monster. Idiot! If you've ever played a contact or combat sport, knows the term looks like a Tarzan fights, plays like Jane. Looks like Tarzan. Looks like a Tarzan plays like Jane. Looks like Tarzan fights Plays like Jane

Looks like all we gotta do Is beat up Jane again Classic Always fighting It's always the darkest part Of Tarzan When he fights Jane You're just watching

Going no No It's like a Phil Collins song In the background Tarzan's fighting Jane Kill me In my heart that's really upsetting though honestly

all right these these answers are boring me yeah i'm bored and it sucks fuck you that question was a joke i didn't mean to put that one in there uh okay here we go if i saw an angelic orb that switches from white to black is it possible for it to be holy evil and this is the kind of question we have i'm forbidden knowledge and And I want to be clear, that's H-O-L-Y, not W-H. It's wholly evil. I feel like if anything, it should have a hyphen, and it doesn't have one. Yeah.

If I saw an angelic orb, so any orb on the street, you recognize it, spot it, angelic orb. If it switches white to black, is it possible for it to be wholly evil? Do you have thoughts on evil, Josh? Do I have thoughts on evil? Some of our guests have totally checked out during this segment and have been like, I don't know what this is and I don't want to comment on it. I feel like I'm currently just trying to wrap my brain around it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I saw an angelic orb.

Okay, first of all, that's normal, right? Yeah, that's regular. You see a white orb, you see a black orb. That's every day. Of course. But if it switches. It switches from white to black. Yeah, that's when you want to know if it's possible for it to be holy or evil.

who thinks the two breasts have an evil and good nature to them and there's a holy and evil breast. The two breasts? Yes, the orbs. This is why we're two virgin guys who have their angelic orbs, bro.

And if I wasn't dedicating my life staying away from them, I would be able to spot them as their true nature. Oh, sorry. I was going to say it's holy and evil are opposites. and it would be an abomination to combine them. What are you saying?

Well, I was thinking, well, you brought up Trump earlier. I did. It was that time when Trump had that orb. That's true. There are orbs. That's a great photo. That's one of the all-time great photos. It is a classic.

When he was down with the orb. I think that one was wholly evil. Yeah, that probably was wholly evil. Yeah, because wholly I imagine like a glowing, like a radiant white glow and then evil to have a radiant black glow. Yeah. So if it switches from white to black,

I think that could just be an evil orb that's trying to trick you. That orb rule. Because trickery is evil. That's true. I think like, I'm sure everybody made these jokes

when it happened five years ago, whatever it was. But it was so funny when we were all just like, well, I mean, you know, what's the worst that he could do?

And then like a few months later, his like eyes are rolling back and he holds an orb. He's like, well, he opened up the Necronomicon. So the dead are now back alive and are taunting us.

That's it for our orbs, I guess. How much can he really do as president? Well, my grandma's back. She wants to drag me to hell. As long as the president doesn't open up the nether gate, I don't care who wins. That's so true. We'll part into the same,

because both of them promised not to open the nether gate. They promised to not open the gate. Classic presidents, they're always promising not to open the nether gate. Read my lips. I will not open the gate. And they always do. They always do.

These campaign promises. These October promises. They mean nothing in February. Day one, they're opening the nether gate every time. Ah! If every country has a Cthulhu, then we are all safer. What are you going to do at the end of the day? um the best part of these questions is the answer so i would like to hear some actual

knowledge please mary ann pinty says a black orb with light outline suggests that you were in need of psychological protection and strength seek therapy that's awesome we don't i don't think we've ever gotten that before but like you are crazy if you think that orb switching they only come in one color she's like no it's totally fine if you see a magical orb what if it switches colors you're fucking insane a therapist you need help homie i am calling the ghostbusters on you you are acting out of line oh my god don't you hate when men say that they could see the orb switch from white to black my orbs are up here um hilmar zonneveld says uh so how exactly did uh you come to the conclusion that whatever you

saw was an angelic orb, and what the fuck is holy evil supposed to mean? I love that this dude's getting roasted on the permitted knowledge. He's like, you're fucking crazy, dude. You fucking idiot. What are you talking about? The next response is just a picture of his shoes. And he's

pissed his pants. For the listener that is a joke, there is no picture of his shoes. I am also a journalist, and I am in charge of telling you there is no shoe picture. Elizabeth Ann Little says, No, what you are witnessing is the spirit of a demon learning how to change to appear as an angel of light.

See, that's what I said. That's what you said, yeah. That's what I... I'm so knowledgeable and wise. Black and white aren't actually good and evil color when it comes to a cult. White equals purification. Black equals protection.

A person can be good, but they can go too far where they become evil, especially if their desire to destroy evil is strong within. I don't care about the rest of this. Who cares? Shut up. It's a tricky demon We decided

There's no such thing as holy evil God has given us a mind to distinguish light from darkness Don't sit in the dark, use your brain power God has given us a mind Bozo Hey Bozo Don't you all feel stupid for asking That's a rap on the holy evil

It's either fuck you, you're a fucking idiot Or it's a demon It's a demon It's just tricking you Ignore it Talk to your therapist. Talk to your therapist. Talk to your therapist.

There's a demon tricking you. So, doc. I didn't know if I wanted to. How was your mother's this week? I want to talk about that, but I did find an orb. We only have an hour. I got to talk about this orb real quick. A demon tricking you again.

I've been tricked by another demon. Ah, boy. And I don't mean men. Okay. Folks. what's this question is this thing on who's uh who's swiping orbs um what are ways to remove black magic i'm reading the gita as a black magic remedy is it useful for that i want to see the person who did the black magic on me in dreams is there any remedy for it is it i think it's

the gita alex i don't know what the gita is too close to vegeta I'm reading the Vegeta. I'm reading Vegeta. Alex, this is really your segment. I don't know what this means. Oh, you're so triggered because Black Magic has been cast. Please tell me what the Gita is. I don't know what the Gita is, but I know Black Magic is serious

and that we have to find out ways to remove it and address it as such. So, yeah, I'm not personally familiar with the Gita. Let's read on. The context for anyone listening to this who hasn't listened to some of the earlier episodes is that I would like to summon a ghost on this podcast, but Alex won't let me. Sorry, a demon. I actually will not allow you to summon a demon on my podcast.

Alex will not let me summon a demon on the podcast because he believes demons are real, and I do not. This is the opening of every demon story is someone who foolishly invites them in. Me? Yeah, you're obsessed with letting demons in. I want to interview a demon. Literally, all you have to do,

even if you don't think they're real, is not invite them in, and there's no problem. There's three reach guests for me on this podcast. One is the guy who pisses his pants. two comedian Mike Perbiglia storyteller really three

the king of demons Baphomet Baphomet and you've also said Satan is a good guest and I'm like I don't want to talk to Satan

he probably has some great stories from the scene he could be switching from white to black for all I know he's got all kinds of tricks up his sleeve

I remember back at Rafifi the thing about those comedy store open mics, as it was who got there first. So I'd be hanging out 4.30, 3 o'clock. You gotta hang. The hang is

the most important part. I got the bartender's phone number stat. We've killed Alex. I just got over COVID. I literally just stopped having COVID. Okay. In black magic, spirits are used to harm the victim

unless one has a strong access to the spirit world and possibilities of removing black magic with self-help or prayer is extremely low. However, prayer can help in searing you towards the right source. My suggestion would be to chant the Mahamritunjaya mantra. What is that? Do you know? No, I'm just really good at reading.

I'm not good at reading. Why is it my job? Because I do the sounds. That's true. Hit one. Killing spree. Nani Hold on

Nani Nani It's a bug ass Objection Oh damn We got them all You do got them all Yeah

Name a sound We got it Do you have the Scooby Doo laugh No Fuck I don't We only have

A few sounds We have 32 sounds We're up to 32 sounds Okay So you do the Mahamritya mantra. Yeah, three to four sets of 108 times every day. Yeah, like 108 times every day, probably. Yeah, just do it like 400 times a day.

And this won't work, but just try it 108 times. He says, I must say that after fighting black magic for 20 plus years, I have come to the conclusion that you must pray to God asking strongly for the death of your enemies who are doing black magic on you. So that makes sense. So you need a counter spell. That's experience pro. Yeah. Telling us what to do.

Pray to God and just ask strongly for death upon your enemies. Ask for the death of them. Bring for God to kill those motherfuckers. Bring the lamb to the slaughter once more, my shepherd, my lord. I'm just logging on to Quora and telling people to pray strongly to God to wish death upon their enemies. It's simply time to ask for the dark harvest. Look, hungry, the loud mouths are the ones that get fed, right? That's right.

The squeaky wheel gets greased. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Strongly ask God to kill your enemies. That's right. What are you doing? I forgot what board I'm on. Hold on. Wait, wait.

Objection! Which one are you looking for? I don't know. Don't look at me. You need to find out how the black bandit goes away. No, don't. It's hard without the toucan. It's hard to do the cuts without the toucan.

I can look up Scooby Laugh. Yeah. This is really important. It is, actually. Wait, how do you become Jack the Goku, though? I'll add that one in. That's good. One hour of silence, occasionally broken up by...

Walter. Walter from Breaking Bad. That's really funny. Wait, now we're just... We've allowed Jeremy to just get into YouTube videos. This is not what we want in the show. I'm trying to... I want to hear it so badly.

It says one hour of silence, dude. Yeah, but this happens at 21.37. This is the worst con... Oh, my God. It doesn't even sound good. They, like, slowed it down or something. How many views does that have? 775,000.

Why? That makes sense. Why does it have so many? I think we should play this one episode on the podcast and just not know when they say it. Just let it play. We're going to pencil that in for later. We're going to get the one hour of silence plus Walter in.

I won't do it. I won't do it, but I'll leave it on this episode. And then if we hear Walter again, that'll be fun. Okay, that's a fine compromise. And anyway, that's how you get rid of black magic is by praying for the death of your enemies. Yeah. I mean, are there any other worthy comments? First, check your health with a physician to see if your symptoms are not due to some internal ailment.

You may be sick. Hold on. It may not be black magic. It might be COVID-19. Well, COVID-19 is a form of black magic. Yeah. And I pray to God for the death of whoever gave me COVID on the train or whatever. I've had a lot of shortness of breath since I got hit with Faraga.

I don't really know how to deal with it. I have a lot of brain fog ever since somebody used black magic on me. Ever since a voodoo doll was stabbed to the heart. Ifrit was summoned against me. Should we move on to our final segment? Yes, that's it. Okay, this is core romance. This is our romance section.

Here the lovers love and the swingers swing. It's core romance, so let's read that thing. Said with, like, no enthusiasm at all. Let's read it. Oh, my God. This is a weird question. Oh, wait. This is really good.

Okay. Okay. We haven't been intimate with my... Sorry. What? We haven't been intimate with my husband for a year, but he obviously doesn't look dissatisfied. Is it old age or infidelity? How do I understand and expose the old goat?

What does this mean? What does any of this mean? It starts so like, oh, man, we haven't been having sex. How do I expose this old fucker? How do I understand and expose the old fucker? My question also, the first sentence, we haven't been intimate with my husband for a year. Is there a third party? I think it's supposed to be I haven't been intimate with my husband.

You mean this is just like a fancy laugh? This is venom. It's been a long time. I've got to get my dick sucked. It's time to expose the old goat I need brain Eddie We're so busy doing journalism There's too much cum in our balls

I have to cum Eddie I have to cum Eddie we need to cum That upset the cat That's the first thing that made the cat be like Are you guys talking venom over there? Every time I close my eyes I see the Tomb Raider

That's really good Delicious Does Tom Hardy do the voice too? Yes Yeah he does What a talent He also like apparently Ghost wrote those movies

That's so dope man What a cool guy He's so cool I wish I was him Anyway so yeah You gotta You gotta like trick him You make a fake profile

You trick him and you expose the old goat that's what you do you expose that horny old is there somebody you suspect for this the main reference is that he obviously doesn't look dissatisfied maybe he's just all dried up down there and he doesn't give a shit anymore and he's fucking dust in the wind but ball style yeah yeah i think that's what it is yeah it's maybe your husband is infertile and he doesn't care anymore maybe your husband just subscribes to quarators and he's on his virgin lifestyle yo because he understands the importance of uh virginity well he's married and yeah as we found out married married virgin married virgin hell yeah dude there's nothing wrong with that

nothing wrong with that it's scary double covenant it's scary seriously though don't have sex what if you fall out yeah guys can we stop the podcast please don't have sex you will die according to the laws of physics you will either have to murder or be murdered I forgot about that okay

yeah so my only reference for the fact that it must be an old man is because she calls him an old goat but maybe he's just like a normal like a middle aged person yeah I have no fucking idea I don't know how do they expose the old goat

if he's not touched you in a year did you try to touch him and he refused you did you ever get naked in front of him and try to get it up to tease him did you kneel down in front of him and take him in your mouth as he pushed you away this is a horny answer did you ever say to him i need some dick bad and he ignores you it started out so normal like did you did you ever ask him to fuck you really hard in the mouth i'm real stuck on did you take him in your mouth while he pushed you away like you look down you and your dog's just licking in the wrong place get out of here you little perv yeah uh if you have done none of the above things he's

probably cheating on you and who could blame him whoa he'll turn at the end there who could blame who could blame him ladies go to your husband ask him if you uh ask me if you need some dick no say you need dick bad i need that dick bad dick bad all right well that's an insane that by the way that is from the user common sense yeah wow the rapper common sense that's the rapper by the way that was walter i don't know if you heard it i barely heard oh fuck i missed it i will rewind there it's not worth rewinding please don't do that please um shiri patterson says intimacy i am 68 my husband is 63 uh 63 been together 33 years and try to be intimate at least every two weeks and it works for us there may be variables such as low testosterone

self-gratification parentheses porn and lack of libido okay have we considered that your husband is having a porn renaissance. Yeah. And it's just busting nonstop. The hottest models online. Oh, this is a weird one. Have you checked your bank statements and found the 2,000 OnlyFans dollars a month?

This is a great answer from David LeBaron, who is just saying shit online. Wow. Says, I'm 68 and my wife is 64. My wife hasn't been intimate with me for two years and I have been rejected every time I try to initiate. Says it hurts and is anti-identical hormones because of cancer risk.

Parentheses she says. Jesus. Every time you try to have sex with your wife She goes I'm sorry Cancer risk We have anti-identical hormones I mean in her defense you have to see what this guy looks like Yeah we can

If you splooge on me It's over He actually looks good for his age If that's him recently I'll fuck him He looks good for He's immediately posting on the white supremacy reddit my 14 year old is 88 feet tall

oh yeah that's what that is anyway that's why your wife doesn't love you yeah maybe you're a Nazi straight up Nazi stuff my wife says she'll get cancer if she fucks me am I wrong to love

Hitler Hitler never said that Hitler had a lot of sex yeah he couldn't stop Hitler famously was fucking all the time he did yeah famous historical pump champ Hitler loved pussy

that's his famous quote he's like I love pussy Hitler did a lot of stuff wrong but he was right about a few things obviously his love of pussy I picture like a David Lynch scene where it's just Hitler planting around a desk

Hitler loved pussy he's talking about himself for the third person. Oh! Taylor, we disagree on very many things, but your love of pussy brings us together. We move the vision from here to here like slurp hounds.

Oh, man. We have not found any good answers on this one. I feel like this one was great. The guy whose wife is afraid of getting cancer. How is that even related? Also, I want to say in advance, please don't email us about how wrong we are if that's a thing

I'm sorry for offending sometimes we'll say like that's crazy that someone thinks that their dick will give them cancer and then we get like 20 emails that are like I got cancer from a dick yeah dicks are 100% cancer never put one in someone you love that's what we say every week

on the virgin married podcast welcome to the virgin married podcast do you love your wife and not enough to fuck her okay how about uh you just asking him why maybe you tell him you need some sex and actually ask if he can get it elsewhere maybe you need some dick bad ask if you can get it elsewhere that's weird well i think it's normal if like so there are people who don't get divorced but are just like we're gonna have sex with other people now and granted i don't think that's what these

lunatics are on but they should also talk to each other instead of asking quora so i don't know this old goat if he's an old goat have you considered the likelihood that he's experiencing erectile dysfunction is that that's just a good answer if he's an old goat okay yeah yeah I was thinking like is there a thing about goats that their penises

don't get hard and I think the opposite is true yeah goats get hard all the time they get hard as the mountain yeah they'll fuck on the side of a cliff the catch phrase of goats oh god well um okay wait i have an answer this guy agrees with me anthony higgum who's a former pilot to plumber with a lot of interesting stuff says is this the royal we or you in a three-way relationship perhaps you were just stupid and mean i in which case your husband has realized

what a total moron he married regretting wasting his life with you listen to women up quora yeah Why don't you sit your ass down? Listen to women. How much time have we done? Should we do one more? We have done one hour. Yeah, this is what happens every time. Let's do one more.

Wow, this was an hour? Yeah, it just sneaks in there. It flew by. Pick one between the two. These are two really good options. I'll give you the bottom one. Yeah. Which is also the bottom one.

There was too much overlap in the second one. Okay. This is our final question. What are your tips to become a professional bottom? Professional bottom. Professional bottom. Oh, honey. That's right.

Walter. How do I get fucked in my ass? We had a good thing, Walter. I fucked you. And then you wanted to switch it around and fuck me. I gave you the money. That was the deal. I need dick bad.

i'm communicating with you you old goat oh god what are your so your tips to become a professional i love professional bottom because it's like it's like it's a job yeah i'm a pro bottom what do you do for a living i'm a bottom it's actually one of the oldest jobs being a professional bottom that's true that is true um i like this because it's like a stand-up comedy question just get out there get out of the scene you know what you need start bottoming

yeah just yeah don't be afraid get some reps the hangout is so important you won't be good at it at first but if you keep

getting fucked from behind you will eventually will you know 10-15 years first of all you gotta love it though you gotta love it

oh my god it's scary I don't like it I'm glad I heard it this time that one was loud yeah they're like

different volumes of Walter yeah you need reps I guess you just get out there you start hustling

yeah just start getting fucked for money just get in there get out there and get busted in you're not gonna get paid for a long time

I think that's the truth if it's 10 years and you haven't made any money I'm a bottom for exposure yeah

that's why you gotta love it or else you know you're not gonna be able to do it yeah yeah I'm opening for some

headliner bottoms for a while just take me around I'm middling which also I'm middling it's funny I heard professional bottom

and I was like like it's a job and I'm like yeah people do do that that is a job that's not that crazy like tons and tons of people do that

yeah this guy asked a normal question I think I'm like so used to these weird questions of like nah that's stupid

yeah you start to get quora brain and then someone's like how do I go to the mall and I'm like shut the fuck up what are you gonna buy there crack but it's still a funny question to ask for tips big big fan of the first sentence of this answer i wouldn't call myself a professional bottom but i do love getting

fucked so i can definitely be of help that's from jason maximov um this is just advice genuinely on how to get better at having anal sex practice practice practice and clean your ass if you haven't taken a cock before start with something small when i was a bit younger i bought an anal training kit which was three plugs worked my way up to the biggest one nice after that i bought myself a dildo and fucked it with myself pretty regularly still do haha that's in there well it was funny anyway i'm not gonna read the rest of this because they get horny writing it apparently by the end well who wouldn't and um i don't want to be a part of that it's somebody who loves what they do and that's triggering to jeremy that's why you don't want to read it i

I don't like happy people. I only say hi if you're sad. Jay Walker 95 says, I was a professional bottom export for 10 years. Keeping my asshole stretched out made my job a lot easier. Thank you for your service. Braver than the troops. I would constantly wear a large butt plug when it wasn't working.

I would buy dildos that were way too big to warm up with. If I saw a large cucumber in a grocery store, I'd buy it and stick it up my ass later. Fair enough. Is that more or less risky than a toy, putting a cucumber in there? That seems like a bad idea. I feel like that's more risky.

Yeah, things live on cucumbers, right? Yeah. Oh, true. Also, it could break. Yeah, just right in your asshole. Oh, wouldn't that suck? You got half a cucumber stuck in there. Oh, yeah.

There's literally no way to... Oh, man. You pull it out and it's a pickle? Yeah, you got to like... You're being gross. Is that what we do here? We be gross. No, you're right.

We talk about demons. Now, how do we start getting fucked for cash? Oh, man. I don't know if there's any other answers. I mean, the rest of them are pretty much just the same thing of like, I just like that every single one of them starts with like, don't use the word professional. That being said, I do take it like a pro.

Yeah. Love what you do. Love what you do. Yeah. And you'll never work a day in your life. You'll never work a day in your life. That's true. I think that's pretty much all that's worth reading on this.

i hate it i hate that it's happening this is just because you can't summon the devil isn't it this is the next best thing for you i love it so much it's so funny it also just happens when we don't we forget that it i like forget that it's gonna happen it's good it comes back really upsetting it's really good okay well holy shit let's come up with our Quora to ask for the week here what have we learned

yeah what's a good question to ask on Quora do you have any questions for Quora Josh damn damn it helps if we like pick a topic all the time

yeah what have we talked about orbs we've talked about I think virginity like goat of a husband yeah virgin right virginity is something

that we want to get out there how do I convince my wife to stay virgins how do I convince my fiance to stay virgins after we get married that is a great question That is a great question.

Yeah, we're going to get a lot of answers on that. Dude. And ask it like semi-seriously so that people really get mad at you. I see you're changing it to fiancé. That's interesting. That adds a real angle to it. Okay. I'm going to interview Josh here.

Josh, thank you so much for coming on the show. Hell yeah. We've found out about a lot of important questions here. Where can our listeners find you at home and abroad? Damn. Okay. it's speeding up it's speeding up

is why I don't like it Walter yeah you can find me at Walter I think that's it Walter you can follow me on Instagram

at Nosh Jasser I got an album coming out eventually oh word and I would like people to listen to it yeah check out that album check out

is that a stand up album Or a music album. It's music. Nice. Nice. That was a great follow-up question. I know that you do comedic songs. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I hope people like it. I love to sing. I love to laugh. All right. That's going to be it for us for this week. But we have a special plug.

Yeah. We have a Patreon. We're starting a Patreon. We're doing it. If you enjoy the Quarriors podcast, we're going to work on our messaging there. You can get more episodes of the show. They're going to come out every two weeks on Thursdays.

Yeah. And the first one's dropping this Thursday. We'll have a little countdown. Follow our social media if you want to get that link. But, yeah, check out patreon.com slash Quarators this Thursday for a new episode. Do it up. And there's going to be new shit on there. We're going to other websites.

We're exploring the whole internet. Yeah, and there's new sounds. And there's eight to nine new sounds you'll have never heard before in your entire life. Yeah. And as always, welcome. Fuck me.