Quorators - Crime Doesn't Pay w/ Jesse Farrar

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How often do criminals take advantage of Halloween costumes to commit crimes? How do I write an application to the police regarding children fighting? Why do people get mad when I throw a gang sign at them? --- Listen to Jesse's shows Your Kickstarter Sucks and Go Off Kings Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Welcome to the show, everybody. It's America's premier Quora-based podcast, the Quarators podcast. Another week live on Quora.com. Recorded two to three weeks in advance. Quorator's weather report, just hot. It's really hot out. No longer cold than hot, just hot.

Is it hot where you guys are? No. I would say muggy. We have a muggy situation here. Not quite hot, but it's not good to be outside either. Often more relevant. You don't want to be wet in June. That's the number one cause of death.

Yeah, wetness. Wetness. Yeah, we were just talking about how guys just keep ending up being a little too wet in the river. Right, because you can drown. Their lungs are a little too wet, I'd say. You're also weak to electric attacks. I digress. We have a great show for you today.

A very special guest, all the way from the year Kickstarter sucks podcast and the famous Go Off Kings, Jesse Farrar is on the show. Jesse. Hello, everyone. Thanks for having me. I'm pleased to be looking at a different website and talking about the stuff that's on it. Yes. For this week. You're not going to believe the stuff they put on this website.

There's like four websites left, and there's six podcasts for each one. Yeah. There's a lot of different parts. It is crazy how refreshing seeing a different website can be. I've said this before, you know, on the show, but I think it's worth reiterating every now and then. I have a better time on Quora than on, like, any of the websites I go on to. Twitter or whatever, Blue Sky.

Yeah. out i feel mostly sad on twitter for the uh things i'm doing for fun in my free time we've started doing this thing on yks that um i'm pretty self-conscious about because it's honestly not defensible in any real way um but it's like we look up what the most popular shows in the world is um and then just play them and then say that fucking sucks that's fucking stupid no that's And, you know, I think it's OK, but it's like it's bad behavior for sure. That's being rewarded. But like so many of them are pull up Reddit and read Reddit.

What's going on on there? I'm like, that fucking sucks. Anyways, back to Kickstarter. Yeah. What am I doing? You'll never believe what we do on the bonus. We do do that. We'll also say like, oh, these podcasts suck.

And then we'll read a Reddit. And then people like they read that on the one that you made fun of. right yeah but they probably weren't as funny about it wrong yeah it's different when we do it irreverent i do we make money when we do it they make a lot more money than us claire i'm sorry let's not start counting money they're gonna beat us if we do i don't know if you've heard of smosh that's literally the one i was talking about this week we did that one i was like these guys can't be serious with this shit you start to think it's like a it's like a self uh what is it it's like the cottage industry that they've made themselves right like it's this this machine that just feeds

itself over like they're on there writing the fucking shit why wouldn't you be on there writing the shit if you're the one who gets to talk about it later you know i've always thought about doing a fake reddit to try to promote our podcast where i'm like my boyfriend won't stop quoting this crazy podcast and just see if people notice devious it's so pathetic nothing good will come of this i know people would be bad at me i think um what's i gonna say the thing for uh to defend jesse from himself i think when you're doing something like attacking smosh it does have the same kind of feel to it like i don't know criticizing beyonce or something there's a whole other echelon of success where you're reaching millions more people and it

doesn't really matter i don't think smosh is beyonce i think they're i think they're as good looking as beyonce the reason that i've i felt safe doing it because i looked up spotify's like top podcast i think it was like number four and i was like okay i can say this sucks now but you're right up big time i'm i'm the little guys uh pulling up my tank and shooting my machine gun at godzilla and he's like not even looking at me godzilla has no awareness that this tank is here godzilla's reading reddit he's cringe he's so corny you know i just went to like i started opening the mental pathways to do godzilla reading like i know 24 i also had the same thought but he kind of just says one noise he doesn't do words it's not possible

don't even i'm still looking i'm thinking really hard on camera okay well we'll move on then have you been to quora before are you peripherally aware of quora i'm aware of it i i get the i get the gist of it i know that it's also something have they decreased the amount they're emailing i feel like the email was an equal amount of it right yeah it's gone up it feels okay there's a lot of emails we actually we've done many episodes on but we found that the emails are also in Epstein's emails. He got a ton of them, which is kind of fun, but everyone's getting them.

It's fun when they're targeted. It doesn't matter if you're some guy. It doesn't matter if you are the king of pedophiles. You are getting Quora's emails. And the emails they send us, because we are always clicking around and goofing off on here, like always pedophilia or whatever. It's like targeted to a criminal, the Quoraator's Gmail.

Yeah, that's right. But it is the questions website, and it's a place where curious minds go. That's really all you need to know. Even just like we're on just the homepage, and you can see the top question here is, can a man handle two wives and love them equally? Those are questions for you. Those are the kinds of questions we like. They know that.

That's good stuff. I think the answer is yeah. I also think a man could handle two wives equally. I think so. If they're small enough. Let's not think about it too much. I don't think there's any way, guys. Not the way I love my wife.

There's no way. Because I give her everything. There's nothing left over. That's right. Damn. See, this discussion is why there's 299 answers to this question. Because there is a great deal of discourse on it. The only modern update to Quora that you may not be incredibly aware of

is that they have fully leaned into being an AI space. Yeah, there's a lot of AI on it now. I said AI space because I've been reading a lot of books to a one-year-old. Yeah, E-I-E-I-O. Yeah, to get to, like, a moo-moo here style space. But this is where a robot asks questions it thinks a human will later ask and then answers them. Yeah, they almost have to do that, right? Because the type of person who would ask a question on Quora, I mean, they're just flipping a coin.

They might as well go to chat GPT and ask, right? Yeah, I mean. Don't tell them. Don't. Okay, sorry. That makes us moot. You need to have the same existential dread we do where we're like, why would anyone go on Kickstarter to ask for money for a special fence post or whatever the fuck is on there? You should be reading Kick.

Well, we like to start with a... Yes, go to Space of the Week. We have a theme and this week's theme is, and I quote, crime doesn't pay. Oh. And we will be opening with our space focusing on crime in our famous segment, Space of the Week. space of the week so this is horribly heinous crimes.corra.com crime train wrecks that you just cannot stop looking at i can't stop i'll tell you i can't stop looking at this banner image of i guess

someone blew chunks it's either bar for like a shotgun blast of a brain through a wall i don't know what this is but then it also kind of looks like a map it's the intro to rome on hbo i think i think it's a smash burger if you're right hey i think you're right i think you're hungry you're just saying that because you're hungry i'm hungry i want a smash burger it's a crime this is a medium-sized space right or it's even rather large by quora standards at 42.2 000 followers the numbers of quora are a lot smaller than uh more popular websites and they have a whole list of what they're talking about here by karen marie shelton who wants you to know what the word horrible could mean in case like you just learned english and then went to quora

to find a crime right well i think my guess is that it's horribly heinous right right so she's saying that you have to understand what all these are if you're gonna post it here are you guys familiar with karen's work no kind of you okay because you you kind of breeze past her official title here in a way that i was like oh she must be like a known entity no no no you know this is the thing is they all have where they work listed under their name so if we read it out loud every time we will never get to anything no it's good to point out though because what i like about core is that you can always see where people work and where they live so she lives in dallas texas and she's i guess a multimedia magazine consumer hair editor at hair that's what tripped me up

multimedia magazine now multimedia magazine is pictures and words right sure okay consumer hair editor you know there was a time where i tried to make a living as a writer and i never fooled myself into thinking that i would get a job as a consumer hair editor so i'm not familiar with what it even is in today's economy you need to specialize right that's what karen marie has been doing she also has her own social media site called sayzio oh she's the coo this isn't a this isn't social media we're here on sayzio and z talk what the fuck is this okay to describe for an audio listener uh wow um okay there's luigi mangioni and it's just a normal website though it's just like articles it's like twitter from 2008 it's not twitter

though. It's just a normal blog. Yeah, Ed Anderson writes for it. Yeah, they got Ed Anderson. The important conversation that started from Luigi Mangione is recent. Karen's friend? Yeah. Of Karen fame. Okay, so they have little tweets here.

Would you take it as a positive or negative if your hair specialist had a horrible murder forum that she moderates? I don't think I'd like that. I don't know about Karen. What's the best way to tie a necktie? Wait, she has her own little Quora on Sazio?

I'm putting my foot down here. We've got to get off Sazio. This is way too confusing. Get off Sazio. Let's just look at Ztalk really quick and then we can go back. I do have to click hairboutique.com. Now we're on hairboutique.com. Wait, there's a picture of a bald guy.

Yeah. Oh, he's a barber. You talk about getting a strange barber. The guy's bald. The hell? Every time I get a haircut now, the barber asks me how old i am and i say 32 and he goes i'm older than you and i've got a lot more air all right well i don't like that at all i don't know why you have to point it out

well the bulk media kind of he literally says every time he goes but that's life is he wrong yeah that's your line here's the daily hair tip guys lather only as much as you need all right that's that's good do you think these are updating every day i can't imagine i love this Top gallery images. It's just a slideshow of a woman. Go ahead and inspect elements. These are just like celebrities? See when they've been cranking these out.

I don't think I could do with it. I could just look it up. Examples of nice hairs. Google Lens will tell me who it is. Or Google Lensing Hair Boutique.com. It's Alex Meneses. Oh, from Jane the Virgin. And of course, everybody loves Raymond.

Oh, Second City. Any Second City fans? Yes, and? So if you're wondering if there's a lot going on at HairBoutique.com, there is. She trained with the guru himself, Del Close. Amazing. Hair Talk would be the place for you

if you want to talk, though. This is a whole forum. Oh, I love this. This forum style is dead. My children will never recognize it. God, does it feel good to see. There's so many threads, too. It's kind of like a game FAQs here on HairBoutique.com.

There's too many forums here. People are posting as of May 31st. Somebody's talking about Jenna Bush this year. Holy shit. Yeah, she's still around. The topic, Jenna Bush, her shortest yet. I was wrong. I thought she would grow out her bob immediately,

but here she is finally at Leslie Bibb length. Son of a bitch. And then a post on her Instagram. It's to talk about hair. This is written. I'm not going to accuse these guys of doing this necessarily, but it is written in the way that fetish forums are written. i think i think this might be a thing i was about to say we do have to look at

i'm gonna look at the hair on the instagram is it worth commenting on even there she is summer bob activated i thought you would grow out the bob but it looks like she went back to the bob she's gone leslie bibb she's finally at leslie bibb length yes um okay i have to get off of hair talk i guess this is an episode about crime essentially i don't have a shitty salon for Jenna Bush to be in, right? This is why she's going Leslie Bibb. She doesn't have someone in her corner. She has nothing anymore.

If her dad found those weapons of mass destruction, maybe she could afford a nicer... It's not that kind of show. Hey man, we're not trying to offend anyone. We're just trying to keep a broad audience. We take all sides here. We're trying to join Smosh.

This is just Jenna Bush's Instagram. What if we change the name of our show to Smosh Reads Quora, and we just claim we're part of Smosh? It sounds legally fine to me. What I liked about this space is it has the rules for the space, and then the top posts so far are like, this is Idi Amin. Wasn't he bad? I guess that's like a horrible, heinous crime. I thought there'd be more like, I don't know, serial killers.

This is an important question. How often do criminals take advantage of Halloween costumes? Oh. Oh, that's in movies a lot. Yeah, from my personal experience, like 100% of the time. Yeah, that's like the main thing they do. Most of the time I'm seeing a crime. It's someone who's wearing like the devil's face.

Committing mischief. Melanie Daniels says, if you mean year round and not just on Halloween, it's common enough. That's what I would have said too, Melanie. Common enough, according to Melanie. Okay. When it happens, it happens. I guess the only other example I could think of is in like point break when they dress up like the president and then rob a bank or whatever.

The president mask has had sort of a life on its own after point break, right? Right. Or Joker mask on Batman style Joker. Yeah. And that's a scary mask. That's like a Halloween mask. Yeah.

It doesn't look like an average Joe. I'll tell you that. Okay. She's gone back to the 1950s, which I would say maybe works against the idea that it happens common. It's common enough Then there was a murder committed on Halloween in the 1950s By a killer in a Halloween costume

Knocked on the guy's door The victim answers smiling and ready to hand out candy Gets shot to death instead Wow talk about a trick What even is a Halloween costume in the 50s though That's just like a ghost You dress up like a Korean soldier

Yeah it's probably pretty racist Yeah It ain't good You didn't even know it was Halloween No. That was just what they did back then. Trauma begets trauma. This guy, Alex, who works at Moe's Southwest Grills.

Oh, I've been there. Imagine if he says welcome to Moe's in his comment. I would say Halloween itself is one of the busiest days for crime in general. The mask, the ability to be invisible amongst a crowd. I know that it became a problem to the point of making it illegal to wear a mask above the age of 14. Now, where do you live, Alex Randolph? Let's maybe click on him for a second, because it is not illegal to wear a mask in New York City.

That was six years ago. He knows about Guitar Hero. Okay. This is like the perfect person to answer your crime pattern questions. Where do you live? He doesn't say. He's a damn liar. He's inside for about 23 hours of the day.

He's just talking about Invisalign. Oh, fuck. He's asking about COVID six years ago. What are things that are going on right now that the coronavirus news is covering up? I feel like a lot of shady stuff is going down. Damn. Well, what are the answers on that?

Do you want to read COVID conspiracies from 2020, I guess? Yeah. I would say there's probably less COVID passed around on Halloween because everyone was wearing those pants. Probably one of the safest times to go out. I was born on Halloween, and my mom said that the doctors were wearing costumes. when I was born and she didn't like it.

That's fun for them. How fun is that for them? I know, right? Oh, we're not going to have fun because you're pregnant today. Right. There's someone pregnant in here every day. I'm going to wear the costume. But then as a baby, when the first thing you see is like Dr. Grimace or whatever,

that's really fucked up. Bill Clinton or whatever. Why do you think he got into comedy? That's right. Because he was delivered by Frankenstein. My life is so crazy. Well, because he wore his pants really tight when he was little. I didn't have all sorts of disorders.

There's a lot going on. Some say we all wear a mask. That's right. And it could be anyone behind the mask, even a doctor. I'm over 14, so I can't, but I understand what you mean. This is a 13-year-old podcast. We're all 13 over here. I'm just going to have to enjoy it while I can.

Do you want to go back to the space, or do you want to start doing questions? I don't know. Is there anything? There's no questions on this space. The thing about the space is sometimes it is going to be like a defiled corpse because of the name of the space. But the other times, it's funny. Yeah, whatever. Let's go to questions.

Those are probably more fun. Police Quora is five quo. Slam that police button. Do I remember which color it is? You are under arrest. Why do young people commit more crimes than the elderly? Is this true? I guess because they're allowed to wear masks.

You know, I don't want to sound woke, but I do think maybe part of this could be that the crimes that the elderly are committing are not actually tabulated quite as much as the crimes that the young and fun are committing. Think about it. You're talking vandalism versus what? Check kiting?

Yeah. And people don't really want to punish the elderly as much too because time has already taken its sweet toll. They're not as good as the physical ones. Like it's hard to rob a bank. I guess like Robert Redford in that movie a bunch It's not as sexy to think about too I'd rather imagine a couple of

Over 14 year old Let's go Young people Sexy young people Doing stuff instead of saggy old Fuckos I don't care if you get locked up Just Jordan Peterson being upset

That only like fat people can rob banks now They want me to be excited about this i do hate that rule uh i'm interested to hear what other people have to say we have a good answer from the future of europe on top here there is kind of a whole racist contingent on quora which is really interesting because it does have uh kind of like a culture war of 2015 feel you're actually wrong this is actually a space about um how europe is too right wing wow really yeah so this is a of europe this is a lib europe space 2025 crisis continues in europe as it moves rightward join us

and the dialogue and there's a stock photo of just three children which are the future yeah if you ask me i believe that i just say the word europe and i assume something bad is about to happen right well it's followed by someone we follow named red pill crusher so this is a place where you're crushing the red pills right it's a little confusing because sometimes you might say you crush something when you're consuming it right especially pills i think maybe especially pills we're crushing the pills to throw them away yeah we're not snorting them not because i'm gonna take them even faster than normal red pill line so it's easier to sweep them into the trash can later you should put parentheses blue pill taker at the end of

his name yes it's clear i read this from correct pills from the guy okay so this is a young criminologist here and it says young people commit more crimes than the elderly due to a well documented phenomenon in criminology known as the age crime curve which shows that criminal behavior sharply peaks in late adolescence and early adulthood before steadily declining clockwork orange style and then there's a picture of snoopy and he's well he's having a tea so that's i guess something he could have read snoopy is saying when you've lived more years than you have got left you start thinking differently about life snoopy is saying that i don't think snoopy would say that to be honest with you no that's that's in the sky actually okay yeah it's not really clear that he's

saying it but he's the red baron so he kind of is a devil may care but doesn't that kind of insinuate the opposite of what they're saying like you don't have a lot of time left so maybe you can be a little more freewheeling with it right am i reading that wrong well it could be interpreted many ways because you could you could decide that you're done with crime because who even cares because you're so old and you're about to be put down on on your farm this is why we love snoopy because there's so many different ways to understand what he does yeah he's such an important american symbol he's always making me think about death i think you're right though if you're old you can commit more crimes because you're like fuck it what am i i can't what am i gonna go to

prison for 30 years i'm 85 yeah i cannot divulge any details on this but there is someone in my personal life who is older who committed a uh a crime that's received national attention this week what and i have a lot of i've been a lot of chance deciding if he should go to jail wait say it say it now and then we could cut it out forever hold my peace i feel like you have You have to tell us. Okay, I'm going to tell you guys. Okay, so. I'm keeping all this up.

You do have to cut this out. People will be mad at me. I have to cut that? You do have to cut it. People will be too mad at me. It's so juicy, though. It's really good. Damn.

All right, well, I'll just say to the listener, do your own research. Do your own research. Yeah. Figure it out. You could do the math on this. That's true no matter where you cut it. Alex, how many hours do you think you've recorded of your life? 10,000?

Every single one. People can figure out who it is. Oh, well. The future of Europe starts with you. Crime does not pay. I'm trying to see if there are any other answers on this. Youthful ignorance and impulsivity rules adolescent brains. Haven't finished inhibitory brain circuits yet.

Then you have crowd mentality following Johnny into danger. Yep. Who's Johnny? I don't know. It got really bad after Midgley's Tetra. Who's Midgley? Additive to gasoline. All right.

So he's saying that because of lead. Oh, because of high lead toxicity. I haven't heard this about all young people. I thought that was just like in the 70s or whatever. That's why all the crimes were happening. After Midgley put tetraethyl lead in everything. because of midgley this is making me feel really stupid this is a whole fucking worldview i i didn't realize how far this went now we're talking about plastic and now we're talking about trump

also liking oil and plastic so now the youth will continue to do crimes that is like a really strange architecture of belief i wish i could have an opinion on this it's just not that kind of show but maybe i could go either way on them committing those crimes it would be funny to be like anti trump because of like this very specific thing you think you think trump wants young people to commit more crimes for some reason they're good they're getting midgley's ethyl lead in them reducing their inhibitory brain it does feel like rfk junior is trying to bring back 70s serial killers yes well he's chock full of midgley's he's trying to get oil he's trying to get led back into the water or whatever he's trying to get lead in the water he's trying to take away our

ssris yep he hates zooplankton look that and they eat the algae right and those toxic blooms go up and then you got a guy stealing gas from the gas station when he's only 23 it's crazy i forgot about zooplankton it's all about zooplankton that's what it comes down to zooplankton's out of control i would love to hear him talk about zooplankton for a while that actually sounds pretty rfk jr i'd find genuinely not to be like annoying i find him too difficult to listen to jeremy able is not to be like a lib online or whatever but his voice really does great you're young and you're a criminal and that's why you're talking this way about 14 years old respect the office

and i love crime respect the office i'm joining the young weatherman okay so so far the answer the weather kids the weather boys there's lead in the water and uh and i guess just like uh the young people are stronger furthermore in criminal organizations the older members are either dead or have risen through the ranks they organize the crimes but do not carry them out this guy started thinking about the mafia what the fuck the mafia is probably not like the most common kind of crime it's not all mafia probably the oldest criminals are hanging out within mafias. They're made

men by that point. They're untouchable. They're untouchable. Wait, we have to keep reading this. Another factor that is not considered is that many young men are idle and somewhat lost. They therefore gravitate more easily toward criminal gangs. We see that when they start a family, they often feel a sense of responsibility and want to build something solid for their family.

This is one of the reasons why polygamy is harmful. You see that? It deprives a large number of men of the opportunity to meet a woman and live with her, which leads to higher levels of crime among these men. Claire, you see this? Yeah, Claire, do you feel like your lifestyle is kind of leading to a lot more crime?

I think they're confusing polygamy with being a single guy dating on the scene who doesn't want to settle down. Well, what's the difference? These guys, they can't find a good woman to live with alone because they're all in witch coven style relationships with 20 to 40 members. I thought he was saying if one guy dates 20 women,

And that means 19 other guys are going to be single. So they're all going to do crimes. Oh, that's true. And you've got to provide for 20 families. Right. You're stealing all the women away. So you've got to keep the guys busy is what they're trying to say. As far as I'm concerned, it's a crime to steal all the women.

This is where the Magic the Gathering League comes in. This really is an RFK type of thing in the sense of someone asks a question or something is going on. And then you just know by the end of it, we're going to be talking about kids' sperm counts. like i think this person's life is always coming around to like and see that's why we can't have more than one wife right because of the because of the sunsets and stuff like that like there's always something about it it's the questions website right jesse you know about sperm sperm races speaking of young hot sperm we did watch the sperm races and i there's gambling on it too right or no yes that up no there's definitely gambling there's gambling i want to gamble on

That sounds fun. They put way too much money down. It's fully just random. On that. It would be fun to look into it like you look at these young e-sports sperm racers like they're horses. You know. Oh, he had a big meal today. I think his sperm will be good.

Whatever. Or at least taste like pineapple. The hell? All right. I'm moving on. He had a big meal. I feel like he doesn't know a lot about horse racing either. I know, right?

It's raining outside. So, okay. Here's a question. Pedophiles only. What are the pedophiles' opinions on nepiophilia, sexual attraction to toddlers slash babies or newborns? So I can't answer this one. Alex, where did you find this?

I can't either. Well, this is just, it's for pedophiles only. Did you search pedophiles only? Somebody sent it in, but I thought it was an interesting question. This is a great way to catch pedophiles, I guess. We start answering it, and we're like, oh, no. It's kind of a natural trap, because no one on Quora has answered it. Yeah, it does have no answers.

Which is a website full of pedophiles, as we are all aware. Definitely. And even they're like, that's bait. The sidebar on this is so bad. The related questions is not good. I'm a pedophile by thought. Never acted yet. Do you have any advice?

There's actually a whole website of advice that we covered on the bonus episode once. That's right. I can't get into that now. You should put pedophiles only in front of any question. Right. It would be better to not have it be about pedophilia. Just like pedophiles only. What kind of college should I go to?

Quiznos or Subway. Well, that actually is kind of about pedophilia. Oh, yeah. I was thinking this all the way through. There's no Quiznos, Jared. It's just the thing I'm always trying to talk about. That'd be funny to be a pedophile who loves Subway to like support your boy. That's my team.

yeah but they stabbed them in the back right yeah that's true from the pedophiles point of view i'm saying yeah yeah they did kind of get him oh you know what there's a lot of answers that have been deleted by quora quora was like you're not a pedophile damn quora hates when we learn things i guess i'm trying to see like what the so this question that's not originally the question was for all pedophiles what's your opinion and then i guess at some point they changed it to pedophiles only i could i could see legally needing to remove these answers but it looks like quora edited the question did they do that i sometimes they do i don't really understand how the website works despite being on it a lot because it is really bad but it does seem like

somebody has been editing it a lot and it's like different people are editing it yeah that one down there said quora edit reverted the edit yeah from uh pedophiles only it's almost wikipedia so i think Anyone can submit edits, and then they go through a central moderation. At some point, they got it down to pedophiles only, which I do think is a great intro. It's cleaner, yeah. It's cleaner, yeah. Lose the all. Yeah.

It's written by anonymous, unfortunately, so I cannot look at who it is. Ooh, bummer. Maybe for the best. Should we answer it? No, I can't answer it. Oh, okay. No, we legally can't answer it. Okay, sounds good.

I'll move on to the next one, then. my son was at his friend's house and the parents allowed my son to fire a gun they did not ask me for my permission and the police said it was legal what else can i do to get justice that's crazy i don't know as as a parent who lives in a red state uh this is something i do think about all the time this is an absolute horror show for me to to consider it's really it is like um because everyone around me is a total psycho obviously right so you know you just hope they're not that kind of psycho um but it's uh yeah i think you should kill him i don't know i think i think you should go over there and kill him with his own gun yeah well

now your son could do it because he knows how statistically that's how it can that's how it happens the most right is with your own somebody breaks in and then you get done with your own gun you know yep i was about to say like if you just wait long enough they'll probably take care of themselves right over you know 200 years or something if you just let them keep hanging out um i do do you know any examples of this happening personally yeah oh yeah cut this out of the episode so anyways i thought we're all sharing things that have to get cut from the episode no crimes currently being investigated yeah actually it was national news

what's johnny law gonna do about it it is true though that like out here especially you would think like oh i saw my neighbor go out in his yard and he put like a target up against some chairs and he was shooting at it and i could see it and in my mind because i've always lived in the country but i'm also like a pussy so like i've in my mind i'm like oh well that's like that's not legal to do that right like you're not just gonna fire a gun i'm over here like i'm sitting outside drinking lemonade and you're shooting a gun that can't be legal and it is legal it's actually encouraged highly encouraged yeah yeah yeah they like don't turn 45 degrees and you're fine yeah yeah kind of scary scary you ever considered like kind of uh getting into

close-range weapons and making that your thing. Like swords? Yeah, swords. Small knife? Nunchuck. I like the one, what's the Chinese weapon where you kind of like kick the knife on the end of the rope? Oh, yeah. That one's sick. Those are crazy. Those are really cool. I'd like to do

that. That seems very easy to kill yourself with. For sure. All the best weapons are. I'm immediately throwing it and it's going to slingshot back and hit me right in the gut. Why do you think we're still talking about Darth Maul? Every day we talk about him and his double-bladed saber.

It's because he's got the skill that commands our respect. It'd be all too easy to chop himself up with that thing. Now, of course, all the answers on this are going to be sad, and so we should prepare for that now. Yeah. But maybe we can scroll and find a better one. Yeah. If you scroll really fast, we might not get all that sad.

I'm pretty good about pushing these feelings down really quickly. Someone says, what exactly do you imagine is justice in this matter? Should they have asked your permission first? Yes, that's what considerate people do. But short of breaking all contact with them, and your son, and his friend, I don't see any options you have. Who cares? That guy's in the fucking Navy. He's a psycho.

Get him out of here. Yeah. I do love that you have to put your job. It really does, like, if other websites made you put what your job is, I think it would make them better. I went back to college at 62. This guy's a total psycho. I think that's nice. That's nice.

He's a fucking psycho He finished his career in the murder machine And he wanted to learn about women's studies He took all feminism classes He heard all about underwater basket weaving And was like well there's got to be something to it Wait what is this question he asks Any chance you're from Florida

We're missing a Gary Watts Okay and his name is Dolph Watts So that might be a family member A family member of Dolph is missing four years ago. Before that, he also asked, well, Gary, 30 seconds if your life wasn't worth much, was it?

I don't know what that means. That's directed towards Gary. Maybe he might have killed Gary. Now that I'm actually reading more on it, it kind of seems like a violent guy who maybe got rid of Gary. Isn't this your uncle, Alex? This is not my uncle.

Didn't he just commit some sort of crime that was nationally recognized? No, no. My uncle is a police officer So he wouldn't approve of this at all You have a police officer uncle? I do Do we have to cut this out too?

And he will find this and we will be in legal trouble He listens to every episode and tries to catch Alex in crimes He loves new media He's like 70 years old He loves Dropout He loves Quarators He's always scrolling TikTok He's on Blue Sky

Everything's 6-7 to him keith slack says go to your son's friend's house and thank them for teaching your son to be safe with guns so he's taking the other way with it we don't know yourself there's nothing in it that says it was safe but it is possible that it was maybe it was actually extremely by the books okay this guy should kill himself too dan mcbrow dan mcbrow who lives in a bunker in texas he says You were so fortunate your son was able to fire a gun. It may be one of the few times you'll be able to shoot a gun while he is a youth in your family.

That's when they're doing crimes, is when they're a youth. Yeah, typically. Every novel I've read about a child assassin, they have to start young if they're going to be any good. That's true of anything, though. So you need the opportunity to fire a gun while you are below the age of at least 14 where you can't wear a mask afterwards.

If you want to be anything like the guy from Gundam Wing, You got to start when you're like eight. If you read anything about like, you know, chess, like the great chess players, like they all started when they're like two. Yeah. It's got to be the same for killing people. Killing people is just like chess. Yeah. It's always your move.

Right. I've never played the game. I think I could more easily kill somebody than learn how to play chess. There's a lot of rules to that. The thing about chess you have to know is that it's always your move. Never wait for the other. That's how you win chess. You just keep moving.

Go off the clock. Well, Alex, what weapon are you going to teach your child to use? Oh, yeah, you have a baby. Knife on rope? Knife on rope. It's New York. They have a really limited range here. Nunchucks are illegal in New York.

Is that true? Yes. That's true. It's going to have to be hand-to-hand combat. Am I crazy that nunchucks don't seem that crazy? I feel like, I don't know, they're kind of just a stick on a rope. But there's metal ones. Right, that's true.

You can get people good with nunchucks. You sound like a real city boy not knowing the damage nunchucks can do. I'm not saying you can't, but I'm just like, in the same sense, you can get someone real good with a block of metal. Yeah, but if you could swing it to and fro? Maybe you're right. Your daddy should have given you nunchucks and he would know. That's fair. What are you going to do with nunchucks?

Hit me? Quote from guy flogged by nunchucks in the street. Famous last words. Yeah, if you think about, like, Warrior Times, it was obviously a problem in New York. Warrior Times? Yeah, like the Warriors. Like the movie The Warriors? Come out and play The Warriors.

Like, Warriors. Which was how things were in the 80s. You used to put bottles on your fingers. That's true. Yeah, and they'd say, hey, everyone, I'm bottle fingers. Here's a question. How do I write an application to the police regarding children fighting? Ooh.

One word at a time, my dude. uh what is an application to the police i think that they would like to leave a voicemail i think they're saying this this is filed under quoras that are like time sensitive google search style questions this is written by 80 year old women i need to stop two teens from killing each other outside let's go to the questions website somebody has a sample okay to the station house officer and then you put their name in the state subject request for assistance in resolving issue of children fighting that's a 438 respected sir slash madam i am writing to bring to your attention a matter of concern regarding children fighting in this area the frequent altercations between

children have created a disturbance and pose a risk in their safety this does seem like a good letter i think this is the kind of letter i'd like to receive at my precinct what are the police gonna do about children fighting though what do they do they have like a week you know what i mean like how frequent is it that you need to get the cops involved i mean they're probably going to show up and kick their ass if they're police in america as i understand it but like they must be fighting they have to have some sort of schedule i'm saying oh yeah they're there all the time is it a fight club after school you're dead oh sure i actually uh i actually think pigs can't read i'm trying to go above i'm trying to do a go above what alex said because he said

that the police are violent, so I'm trying to get even more points. Yes, okay. Well, sometimes pigs are uncles. Yeah, Claire's not nice. That's different. I can call your uncle a pig. Hey, you can call my uncle whatever you want.

He's a fucking copper, dude. Claire's going to kill my uncle. I'm just going to write an application. Dear Madam or Sir, fuck you. Fuck you. You should die. You oinker.

Oinker. There's a comedian that you were friends with in New York who has been on this show who does like oink at cops, right? Yes.

It's a stressful situation. Well, he does it in front of them while I'm next to him and they all have guns and we don't. And so that part of it is very stressful for me. But I guess I'm not brave

the way he is. Uh-huh. I'm not like, I guess, against the idea of it. but then the physical reality is quite scary. They pull out their nunchucks. No one's ever done shit. They all just kind of look at him

and roll their eyes or whatever, but he's, like, really aggressive. Yeah, it would just take one cop to be a total psycho and ruin your day or life. What are the odds a New York cop would be a psycho? Probably won't happen. Okay, well, speaking of which, here's a question. Why don't police officers ever do drugs?

Really good question. Bad for you. there's a great answer here from wrathful dragon you want to read this alex yes wrathful dragon says oh they do dot dot dot i know officers that did cocaine steroids pain pills and so on steroids steroids i mean okay i know the rule of three i know but that's we're not really talking about that are we yeah they're not natty they're getting really good at baseball no way are you that cut it was common knowledge in the state i live in if x county raids a business home 18 wheeler etc spelled wrong uh you best act you best better

believe that total weight and money isn't going to be accurate how do i know the stupid mfers in this state openly admitted counts multiple times of drugs seized and monies seized both were on the news as inaccuracies i'm white and you think i trust lying stealing murdering mfers in this state i don't have much empathy for anyone but sometimes living in this backward bible thumping hypocrite filled cesspool i feel bad for the blacks here one word oh this kind of took rational dragons kind of going off of here but i am going to finish it uh i really do i know he's being woke though he's getting there he's like look i have a white guy with no empathy and even i think it's tough being black in the south i need to keep rassle dragging away from my uncle

i know of mfers that got set up by two counties it was a thorough investigation of what did you investigate the criminal behavior of your police force nah because you are paid to stfu f you okay not really sure man um sounds like something else was going on why do police officers ever do drugs oh yeah that really that went off a little bit his bio says from the eye of chaos let this soulless world drown eternally six six six six six dragon he knows about israel you earned yourself a new follower yeah and he's a part of a tiny dick humiliation space oh my god good eye those are the two things that you should know about being humiliated for having a tiny penis and israel do you want to click on it i do want to click on it is it just going to be pictures though

because we can't show i don't want to see picture i don't want to see pictures but the the the profile picture of the space is a woman's fingers making the small symbol there are two little fingers saying that's like your little wang it's choline chloe lynn humiliate choline i read it wrong chloe lynn sorry a normal name like chloe lynn you're dragging chloe lynn's name through the mud, call her Cholene. Cholene. God damn. Cholene. Humiliates tiny dicks. If you have a tiny dick and like having it humiliated, this site is

for you. Oh, okay. Chloe is, it's gotta be Chloe Savage, right? Yeah, that's I think the same. Feeling sexy from the feel of sexy panties on your soft skin. Oh, loving women's panties as well as a contributor to this. Oh, good. That makes sense. Yeah. Kind of a natural synergy there. And as well as 10 Sem

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There's some kind of pattern emerging But I can't put my tiny dick on it I don't like seeing school bus driver in here Well former Former Before the incident That's Mike, who likes movies and going out to dinner, boating, skiing, and walking. I don't want a bus driver with a tiny dick.

I think it's okay for a bus driver to have a tiny dick. I need a bus driver who can satisfy a woman. The questions on this space are things like, my wife makes me compare myself to items in the house or photos of huge cocks on the internet. Does your partner do the same? That's so funny. What do you think they're comparing it to? That one's smaller than the house plant.

I think there is a canonical order of things that get compared to penises in the house. And I think if this were a different podcast, you might be doing a snake-style draft on items that you would compare to a penis in the house. Cucumbers up there for sure. That's an easy tier list. Pringles can, TV remote. TV remote. Can of soda. iPhone, depending on the generation.

if you have a podcast it's that sure sm58 microphone oh yeah that's a natural comparison i fucking wish oh my god sm58 i'd kill a man if you have a giant penis head how was your date last night let's just say he was hung like a road okay well i appreciate that this space isn't uh pictures so we can't actually look at it i love being with a mature woman and i love being her sex slave and having her treat me like a slut what should i do it sounds like it's going fine now yeah you're in heaven over there now what was the theme of this episode again crime doesn't pay Crime doesn't pay.

I'm just trying to get back to that. Sorry, we went to Quora.com, so we're going to find pictures of small penises being humiliated. That's just kind of how it goes. There are a lot of photos on here. They're just, you know. Yeah, it looks like you can click it. Tiny cock and empty balls. If you click it, it shows the picture, I think.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, you're correct to think that. Do you guys all want to see tiny cock and empty balls? I've seen it before. Okay, you can. You've seen tiny cock before? Every damn day. Come on, man.

Oh, come on. Guys. Come on. Oh, that's genuinely... It was way different than I thought it would be. That was all head. That was 100% head. Wait, I want to...

I've never seen a penis look like that. What was that? I've never seen a penis look like that. I would describe it as looking like a prune. A date? Oh, my God. A date. I really hope this guy finds this podcast

because he's going to love this shit. That's what he's here for. Right, that's right. We cannot get in trouble for body shaping these people. This is what they want. This is what he wants. They're in the space asking for it. And I wonder if she said anything mean about that.

Should we click on the comment? She said it was empty balls. Tiny cock and empty balls. That's why it's panty size. That's why it's panty size. Right. That's for Chloe. That makes sense.

Let's scroll down a little bit more so we can see it one more time. Here it is. I don't, I can't wrap my mind around this. It looks kind of like school science. At first, my window is wide open here. It looks kind of like when people do a little volcano for a school science. Yeah, or it kind of looks like a walnut. Yeah, some kind of nut.

I was also thinking at the bottom of the container of raisins when two of them are stuck together. Yeah, it looks like two stuck together raisins. If you think of when a velociraptor swallows and tilts its head back. Oh, yeah. And then it's under neck kind of looks like a penis. A gulp.

It's gulping. His dick is getting gulped. His dick is eating Wayne Knight. Yeah. Did I get that guy's name right? You got it. We were all just thinking about it. It's been a while since I've thought about him. That's all from WrathfulDragon.

Okay, thank you, WrathfulDragon. Let this soulless world drown eternally. Also, how small is my penis? Truly was the eye of chaos. I think we have time for one or two more questions. Do you want to do a specific one, Alex? Do this gang sign one. Why do people get mad when I throw a gang sign at them?

I do have theories, but I'd like to hear from everyone on the internet. Probably because they're in a gang. Well, there's two ways, right? It's either mad that you're in a gang, or they're mad that you're belittling or mocking the idea of being in a gang because they're in a gang. Right. You're laughing about being in the Bloods because you can do the crazy fingers.

Oh, yeah. Claire can do it. Claire, do the Bloods fingers. Well, Claire is in the Bloods. There it is. She's Blood in, Blood out. That's pretty fucking sick. She's got a hood on right now.

I don't think I've ever seen her wear red. It's crazy because it's my color. I know. And you leave us wanting more. We have an answer from NNN. Yes. who studied television production and English. Nice. Probably

frustration at seeing someone with great potential throwing their entire life down the toilet and acting like an idiot. I don't think so. Is that why? I don't think that's right. They just like believe in me too much? You should be in the library, not

out here throwing up gang signs. You got your whole life ahead of you. They just slip you the meme printed out of like the, where do you work out? And this is the library. he brings up Seacott later in this post he says that you could end up down there

getting tortured in Seacott being a gang member is the dumbest thing you could do with your life that is why people get angry flashing a gang sign is like a billboard saying look at me everyone I'm a effed up complete idiot that's what I did think when Claire did the blood to it a while ago I was like she's throwing her wife away

don't worry about it Claire you have so much potential keep my name out of your mouth I'm fine this guy real god is good not a hater oh fuck

says perhaps because gang represents a lifestyle rife with misogyny slapping and rapping bitches

bullying them into sex trafficking them tearing their clothes off I don't think it's rapping oh

why did I say rapping it's raping Jesus Christ I think it's because you wanted it to be rap I think I wanted

it to rhyme with slapping slapping and rapping Lap it and wrap it, bitches. No, it was raping. It was, which I'm against. Aggression, puffed up grandiosity,

brutish behavior, garish displays of wealth, hate of law and law enforcement personnel. Oh, this is a cop who wrote this. I don't think anyone says law enforcement personnel except for police officers. You could be a desk guy there. Do you think real God is good as a desk guy? It's possible.

He knows about slapping and wrapping. I really like his name. It's the two words. Real God is good first name, not a hater last name. Is that your real name? That feels like one of the name of the year tournament names. Did you ever see those? No, I don't know this.

You don't know about the name of the year tournament? I don't. Oh, it's so good. I think it's fallen off in the recent years, but it was a great thing to look at several years ago. um and then i think the deadspin maybe bring it back for a little bit i think they were like trying to get those guys to do it again um but some of the best names you'll ever see are on there and they have this same exact like construction where it's multiple words like

crammed together but the ones that stick out to me in my memory are rich tan guy i love that name i think my favorite one is no j nimpson but they're all real people and they um beautiful you know not in a doxing way but they do they do like link to where the person exists that's pretty good you have to submit with your legal id yes kind of thing that's amazing it's been around since 83 it says damn i would love to forward this information a real god is not a hater if they're yeah if that's his real name you think they were here 11 months ago so it's possible they're still lurking quora his most recent question is when will italians pay

reparations to descendants of the white people they enslaved during the roman empire and its expansion this is a top quora question that's a really good question i don't know they should be sending like money to the gauls it's also so funny to be like the italian government has so much money. When are they going to start paying white people back? Also, does this guy think Italians are not white? Is that the distinction? That is correct.

That they're non-white? These are people of Italian color? They're people who enslaved white people. People of Sicilian color who need to give money to the white French? To Normans. Yeah. Are you guys Italian? I'm a quarter of Italian

on my pig cop side. I thought I smelled bacon Are you Italian at all, Jesse? No, I wish I had something interesting I have nothing I mean, I'm glad it's not Italian But I wish I had something, you know Well, at one point we enslaved the whites, so

I could have became Italian My wife found her great-grandpa's passport And we could have became Italian citizens But we kind of just didn't do it You blew it We did, we kind of closed the door You should do that They cut that off, I think, didn't they?

Yeah, yeah, we can't do it anymore. They said no more. They found out Jeremy was going to do it. Really? Yeah. You should have did that shit. It would have been like $8,000 or something to get it done. Worth it.

It seemed like not worth it. For a Eurozone passport? Yeah, what the hell? We should have done it, man. It wasn't up to me. I would have become Italian, though, which would have been awesome. How are you going to live in America like a fucking idiot? I know, it sucks.

It fucking sucks. Oh, man. You could be so tan. I know. Oh, man. And his dad tans really well, so I think Jeremy also tans. Jews and Italians are the same thing, they say. Right.

Well, we say that. No, people say that. I think a lot of people on Quora say that. Yeah. That's right. Scientists on Quora are saying that. Look it up. They owe white people reparations.

I go to Italy and they immediately take my money to give to random fucking Germans or whatever. This doesn't heal our wounds. okay do we want to do one more question um sure there's one i wanted to do what was the the gun one mortal qualms oh yes okay we haven't done this button in a while hit it what would happen to me physically if i put a shotgun in my mouth and pulled the trigger to win the chamber uh i think you'd probably die physically yeah yeah i do like that there's a big there is help thing here for quora it's like hey man put down the keyboard and call this number are you thinking about mortal combating yourself there is help we've talked about this in the past

but whenever quora says there is help they give you an email to talk to it's really helpful i'm not really an email guy take the shotgun out of your mouth and email joe at samaritans.org you need help sometime this work week i think this is a valid question i would never kill myself i don't have suicidal ideation but i think i've thought like well if i was gonna do it like where would you what would you do to get the maximum bang for your buck you know and it's like it's kind of tough because you don't know because in the movie you know full metal jacket we're thinking mouth but mouth is like i don't know i feel like it could i feel like that could go wrong my uh my dad used to work

in the emergency room and radiology and he was saying that uh a very common thing that happens is people go to put the shotgun under their chin and then they press the trigger with their toe and it moves it forward and they just blow their whole face off and they don't die at all and then you have no face fuck that sucks yeah so that's not what you want if the best case scenario i think you shoot your heart i've heard if your heart is pierced you die like instantly really time so you know that's kind of what i'm looking for if i'm in despair taking notes yeah okay so you said the heart is good okay i got it yeah or if anything the back of the head i mean is if it hits your brain you're probably gonna get it they they pull the trigger with their toe yeah because

it's a shotgun so it's like way too big why are they killing themselves that's so impressive You should join, become a gymnast. You think they should go on tour? They don't have a friend like you around. Jeremy, you have a lot to learn about killing yourself. Clearly, they've got some sort of great physical talent that they should be exploiting. You're right.

It's a lot more than it sounds. No one ever does this, right? No one ever does two to the dome? Well, you have to be worried that the bullets will hit each other and you'll survive. Daniel Radcliffe in Guns Akimbo hit that. I didn't watch that. His hands were tied to the guns, and he was akimbo with them.

Oh, okay. Right. There was some kind of twisted game involved, but it was pretty much Borderlands style. Do you want to see if there are any answers to this? I bet it's just people being sassy, probably. Okay, this guy's also just putting the life help number there. Right, but then he says, I'll answer bluntly, you'll maybe die.

What? Oh, no. The gun is cocked, the safety is off, and you put the muzzle of the shotgun or whatever firearm in your mouth, you'll do damage and maybe die. Smaller gauge shot means you're more likely to live. Death is not guaranteed. And there's a blurred out photo here that I have to assume if I click

will be that penis again. Please do not click it. Will be just a shriveled penis. I've been through enough. You'll blast your teeth, nose, face, and eyes off. That's what I was saying. Yeah. Yeah, flinching, two for flinching.

Oh, no. If a bully sees you, they'll hit you. It says your life might get worse if you do it. So that's something to keep in mind. That would suck if you're going to kill yourself and you're like, it's worse because of it. Especially if you're really good looking. There's so many photos people are posting.

Yeah, more than I would think. It would be a good way to get away from it all, someone says. No, it's not. Licensed dealer. He wants you to do it. That is a gun salesman saying, hey, it seems like a good way to get rid of everything. all your problems you're only gonna get one sale i'm not saying they can't come back

they lose their face you got a donald rumsfeld quote in his bio that's amazing that's a first that's crazy that's the unknown unknowns quote that's a crazy thing to put in your that pretty much describes me the unknown No, no, no, it's quote. Wow. I'm stunned. So this is a police officer on the beat. We can assume answering this while on the subway.

He said basically exactly what you said. Plenty of people flinch, angle the gun too far forward at the front of their face, and they blow their entire face apart without hurting their brain. You look like the alien without the mask, an alien v. predator. Thank you for putting this in a very sensitive way, Thomas.

Your eyeballs also go flying off and you're blind. Cop here, your eyeballs. go flying at this juncture we received a kinetic eyeball movement looking much like the alien without the mask on from alien predator i don't know what you're supposed to say to somebody who's experiencing these thoughts genuinely but i do feel like making it sound like a red and stimpy cartoon is like the wrong thing to do your eyeballs go that that's fun that's probably funny to you if you're doing this yeah that's so funny your head your head spins around like a corkscrew.

What's going to happen? You're going to get a lot of laughs. You're going to afterwards. You're going to say, but I guess that's my life. Probably the duck season rabbit season. Absence. Well, a lot of answers.

So I appreciate that. Thank you. quora community for answering this gun face question yes would we like to go to our listener questions yes before we get out here okay here we go uh every week we like to give you an opportunity to write in a quora style question for us at quarators at gmail.com this is our recurring segment is that okay is that okay one of you're opening your email on here i'm not going to show it don't worry we just want to show you you like our email i would never show you guys our email you guys are not we're not even vetting the question we're just gonna click one and hope

it's good this guy seems fun well i'd say it's 50 50 on these yeah yeah i don't know whatever man i see our suggested so i was sorry this is the question from a listener and um jesse don't email these guys all right i just can't believe what you guys are doing we could easily not do it too i'm realizing it's too late it's too late so i was wondering why uh in the hobbit movie i'm pretty sure it's the first one because i definitely didn't see the second one there's a scene uh where they all jump in barrels and escape down a river and there's a shot that's just like absolutely shot on a gopro and it's like incredibly noticeably on a gopro sure super discombobulating from the rest of the very vfx scenes and i'm just wondering why how

why that's kind of an interesting film question like you said to send this to a different podcast i know it's definitely for us because you can hear like all of the wind it's a signature it's under the same bridge everyone records theirs on i go to the question bridge ours are mostly dui guys on parole going through the drive-through so it's interesting that we have sort of that same there's a crossover um well i actually agree with the take i don't know if you guys have seen the movie i agree with this i it's it's there are bad movies and i think this is actually the worst scene in the entire hobbit trilogy so he's right to point it out yeah they're really bad look when you're on set you just got to get the shot they

should have filmed the whole thing with the gopro that way yeah normal yeah shot on iphone it was on purpose for sure i think it's really bad especially you know the scene where it goes like down below the water level and the water is like right here on the lens and you're like oh cool it's like i'm in the water shut the fuck up i know i'm not in the water you know that's what it was like for the i hate when that happens in movies when they like splash the camera this is nothing what it was like for going dude you don't like when when blood gets on the the lens i don't like it at all i find it stressful oh you're no fun it's i know i'm watching a movie don't point out that it's a camera you could never enjoy guns

a Kimbo with this kind of attitude. A movie I've seen twice for some reason. I wonder if it would be fun to watch the GoPro footage separate from the movie and it would just sound like

I feel like you're watching like a YouTube video of dwarves. If you're like just getting high with Peter Jackson or something. Yeah, yeah. Yo, check out this sick video on YouTube.

Bro. These dwarves are crazy. Let me show you the stuff from The Hobbit again. Every time with you. Have you seen The Beatles before? Have you seen this long conversation the Beatles had just kind of about what they're getting for lunch

and it's in my movie? It's my shit. Okay, I got to go to the bathroom really bad, so we got to... We have to end the podcast. Claire has to go to the bathroom. I have to... I got to go.

Number one or number two, Claire? I got to go make a GoPro. Is it the blue button? I don't remember. All right, go on, pee girl. I don't know why I said that. All right, we have the button for Claire peeing. Okay, great.

Let's wrap up the show. J.F., thank you so much for coming on. We had a lot of fun here today learning about the law, and now crime does not pay. But I'd like to give our listeners the opportunity to find you and your works at Home and Abroad. Where can I send them? Oh, boy.

Send them on over to the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast. It's a lot of fun. It's also reading off a website, as we alluded to earlier. My co-host Mike and I have been doing that for almost 10 years. And thank God the website's still up. And we have a plan for if it goes away, don't worry. It's our greatest fear. There was a week in the news where it looked like the Quora CEO was going to jail or something.

And we got a little scared, but it's been fine. Yeah. Our plan involves using our toe to trigger something. I won't say what it is. um and the go off king stream um stephan heck is on there with me and we have a lot of fun on there playing games and goofing off and all other kind of stuff and i'm uh jesse farrar on blue sky so check me out on there awesome go check out jesse uh if you want more of our show we have a second episode every thursday that's right double your pleasure live at patreon.com slash

and you can go to youtube and watch claire struggle as she she yearns to pee but we have not released her no one said she can leave she's waving she still has the headphones on so she can hear us while she's in there that's what's important anything else we need to say claire will catch but i have just about wrapped up myself so i am all good and i will have to see you all next week bye bye bye