Quorators - Crimes of the Future w/ Ed Zitron

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the Latest Technology? Why don't they teach us Magneto Biology what are they hiding? What is the best thing to do if you are always trapped in a cage and can never die? --- Listen to Ed's podcast Better Offline  @BetterOfflinePod  Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

All right, whenever you're ready. I'm ready. Are you good? I was born ready. Let's do it. Let's do it. Slam it. Wait, the red one? Yeah. Hello, what's up? It's Quarators, the podcast where we read Quora.com. I'm Jeremy. This is Claire. We're here with Mr. Ed Zitron. I'm here. Thank you for coming. I'm so happy to be here. I'm excited to have you. We talked about Quora on your podcast.

Yes, we did. We're going to do it so much more. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, get into it. Oh, I was born into it. This is exciting. Before we get too into it, I want to say that we always have a playlist of our Quora questions we're going to read, and this one was made by our co-host, Alex, who's not here on paternity

leave. Patern. And he made this for us, I think, partially to help out, but also I think it should be mentioned this is not a joke. You legitimately got very mad at us that we did a bunch of ghost questions without him. Really? What do you mean ghost questions?

So this time he's like, I'll be in charge. Questions about ghosts. Oh, okay, I wasn't sure if this was like a technical term. No, no, this is like ghosts. These are questions that are like... Just spooky ghosts. Yeah. Is a ghost a narcissist?

Kind of shit like that. I mean, I feel like that's on a per-ghost basis. I think it depends on who it is. Do we have a ghost head? No. No? I feel like, as a person, I feel hauntable. If there were going to be ghosts, they would haunt me.

And I don't think it would be a negative thing. I think we'd have a chat. And maybe that's why they don't haunt me, because I wouldn't be scared. I'd be like, oh, so what's your deal? Sure. I think they think you're already a ghost. Yeah, yeah.

The kind of, like, the fact I look dead. Yeah. is just they're like oh no he's good he's one of us or they just look at me and go he's gonna ask all these fucking questions right so how'd you die well that's great like just joe rogan so so how'd you die whoa he's trying to get ghosts to take pills yeah you guys gotta try supplements i'm just like you tried journaling did you do therapy oh you're a ghost right they got ghost therapists no are you happy you don't sound happy and it's like i find i'll disappear just just stop asking fucking therapy questions man just see i think that's good

evidence of ghosts not existing that you haven't personally yeah yeah exactly you seem like a hauntable man yeah i feel i look dying and i'm haunted in general i'm very punished in the way i act so i think i feel like the ghosts would find me yeah yeah do you have a lot of unfinished business oh god yes i i've got so many grudges oh i am haunting many people oh yeah you're haunting you're gonna haunt oh one if ghosts are real if i can become a ghost after i pass on in an indeterminate amount of time i will be haunting so many people it's gonna be like a world tour there's gonna be some school bullies from like 28 years ago who are like oh how's oh i'm just gonna pop out of that closet yeah you're doing i'm trying to think of like if i had like i i

haven't looked up too many high school bull i didn't really get bullied a lot but there was one kid who really tried very hard to bully me and if you can believe it he is now like a uh right-wing provocateur ben shapiro yeah it's ben shapiro hey jeremy knight i'm gonna shove you into this locker get in the locker get in the locker get it no can you put yourself in there i can't put you in uh so yeah that's always fun to look up and see where people are and be like i'm sure they're doing great now and they're normal adults like oh no you're like harassing journalists i know yeah yeah he's actually just a now a higher tier bully yeah yeah s tier yeah no that's like a c tier you have to be in the government to hit s tier now which is way easier

than it used to be yeah it's true i just found out what s tier means so i've been using it a lot you know when a baby learns a word for the first time and they just go banana banana banana you play devil may cry or something like how'd you find out about this term i don't know No, it's a solid term. I love using it. Yeah. Probably just from this podcast. Maybe, yeah.

And I secretly Googled it while you were talking. You were also in Japan recently. That's where the S is coming from. I feel like the tier lists are usually a little Japanese. Right, that's a Japanese thing. Is it really? I don't know. I thought the S was a Japanese.

The reason why S is above A, I think, is some Japanese origin, but I don't know. Whatever. Maybe I'm just an idiot and I assume, like, that's not English. that we do that i don't know that ain't how the alphabet works exactly i don't know they got all the pictures that they use or the words maybe yes comes first i don't fucking know um anyway let's talk about freaking quora.com um we've got a space of the week claire do you have any guesses as to what space of the week now we try this every goddamn week i think it's this one That's honestly close enough.

Close enough. Space of the week. Space of the week. Okay, is this a feature? We should all sort of learn. We should be learning these things for when Alex is gone. I fucking hate this goddamn sound. Objection!

That was pretty good. Very good. So basically, Ed, there are these spaces. Feel free to touch them. Oh, I will. There's these spaces on Quora where people post, I don't know, things. Sort of like subreddits. Yes, sort of like subreddits.

The theme of this week is Crimes of the Future. you're a tech head I'm a real computer boy you love the computer I love apps and you love to what is it they say in that movie

surgery is the new sex the movie doesn't really have much to do with the future what movie is that Crimes of the Future Alex named it he doesn't want us

to talk about demons I'm too busy with the crimes of the present Crimes of the Future is a David Cronenberg movie he made it in the 70s

or something and then no one saw it so he made a new movie a few years ago and he was like I'm just going to use the same name. And he made another movie of that.

So he's got two of those, and this is the third one. I hate to be, I'm going to be honest, horror things. I get like... Too scared? I guess, I'm a baby. This one isn't really scary. It's more just like, do you want to see the inside of somebody's body? I also don't like nasty things.

Oh, it's very nasty. There's a guy with ears all over his body in that movie. Oh, that's more ears than I want in general. But you know what? Finally, a white guy who listens. The thing... Wow. Oh boy

That was pretty good That was really That was perfectly timed Jesus Christ So you don't like gross No I don't like gross I did watch The Thing

The Thing The Thing was phenomenal I love that movie I also love the bit in The Thing where the guy goes what the fuck just like he sees the spider

he's like so finally I see myself represented in cinema just the guy who just oh no oh no The Thing Yeah there's no one

in these movies whoever's just like maybe this is why ghosts aren't haunting you it's because you don't want to see them they don't and they know it won't

be a satisfying reaction I was like oh no it's a ghost who's scared of you that dog is sick anyway this is futurism and to be clear

this is not connected to the media outlet futurism no is that a thing I don't know about this it's actually really good I like those people this is futurism

the Quora space where people discuss the future and ask questions like how long could i survive how long could i survive long wow on mars without an astronaut suit or on venus with an astronaut suit great question really good question tony strain it's the name of my weed delivery guy he is an aspiring metrologist the fuck is an aspiring metrologist storm spotter he's one of those uh twister guys but he may or may not be on hiatus mate you don't need to put

that sentence there what is a metrologist scientist who studies and practices measurement science oh so just a scientist yeah just a regular ass scientist yeah i measure things a measurer i'm sort of a measuring scientist that's pretty long just walking around a short that's interesting that's long but not for this oh and he didn't finish his college degree come on me you don't have to put that on quora incomplete oops wait was it like an accidental thing oh he's doing experiments about ai too so oh a crowd so now let me read that let me the fuck is this this guy loves to write the vaguest shit i did a crowdsourced experiment involving generative ai the project has concluded due to the ubiquitous nature of llms

what i don't know that also because i'm a terrible procrastinator lol you can see what it is chat gpt answers okay mate that's just what chat gpt he made a space where just the chat gpt will answer questions okay so i think he actually invented the thing that chat that quora did yeah i mean they did do that on their own but i think that he was just taking people's questions putting it into chat gpt and then copy and pasting this is just this is just chat gpt he was just like they're not yeah no he literally is he's just saying like this isn't an experiment no he's measuring how much he could take the piss all right well uh let's check out what this guy's got to say i want to see what other questions we have here because there's no answer there's how long could

i survive longer how long can i survive longer how long can i survive longer you die pretty quickly either way yeah that's from stephen uh fleming who is the former vice president of university of arizona what happened i'll believe it wait wait go back up there was a very funny line so mars but not recommended yeah mars is the i would i would have guessed venus me just buying my ticket to mars and i say i'm like oh maybe not i got to florida sure you don't want to go to florida you die pretty quickly i didn't know you could be crushed by the pressure of venus okay flash and flash right okay venus is that hot oh it's it's i think i wouldn't even know you were there oh i like the sound of that actually maybe a minute of consciousness to

regret what poor choices left you exposed on the surface without a suit before decompression killed you and left your corpse there to freeze solid um thanks steven i i feel like the question is silly though because we don't have astronaut suits that can make you live on venus so you can just be like well i'd have one that's magic that doesn't yeah i'm a wizard yeah well mine wouldn't because it would be more i'm built different yeah i wonder who asked this question can i say 12 year old question question by giuliano reggetto actor and screenwriter he is a screenwriter he writes for tv global down that look yeah that's self-published that's not a real picture second aurora yeah oh maybe that is a real second aurora

it's the second mysterious village is the name of it we can we can look it up it's on chiado books never mind the link goes is dead dead link book dead link alert book on fire what would happen if we put sagittarius's ass in the place of the star sagittarius sagittarius jesus sagittarius a i think is must be long would earth be destroyed what would happen with it how about the roche limit and the radiation this guy's just asking different sci-fi questions he says he's questions for his book yeah because he's just like i'm gonna steal that these answers The second one, unfortunately, not yet available. And then he's going to fucking write it into his damn book.

What a weird way to crowdsource research when you could just be researching. We could be Googling all these questions. Yeah, write a TV globo. He says we are nearsighted because we are brief, which sounds like it could be deep if it made any sense. We are nearsighted because we are... What the fuck are you talking about?

I don't know what he means. Giuliano. All right, well... Something I like about Quora is that you do find... like these kind of old school internet losers yes like oh yeah like just guys who were like yeah i'm a self-published sci-fi writer i didn't finish the book there are so many self-published sci-fi writers and there's nothing wrong with publishing your own thing whatever but it's just like when you're also crowdsourcing the plot of your weird sci-fi book yes on quora the genius

symposium it's a writing website there's so few writing websites left everything else is pictures and videos so all the little authors go to quora to you can give as long an answer as you want yeah and someone says like how do i get my kid to stop uh wetting the bed should i punish them like you can be like here's my sci-fi novel what happens if i just eat cheese for 500 days in a row can i go to space shit pants will i do will i die yes no yes what does the future of the fifa world this isn't futurism what does the future of the fifa world cup look like in the year 2130 i don't I don't know how it'll look in 20s. They'll have space soccer.

It'll be Blitzball from Final Fantasy X. Yeah. I hope it's more fun. I hope there's more cheating. Yeah. And like outright corruption. Because FIFA's already, I don't watch soccer. I watch real sports.

But, yep, come at me. I hope it's more corrupt. I hope it's more weird. I hope baseball is the same. Yeah, I feel like baseball could get really good in 100 years. You're not a baseball head, though. Me? No, I don't really follow any sports professionally.

They'll make all these sports less boring, for sure. Baseball's great. Baseball doesn't need fixing. Baseball's a good one. What I like about baseball is that you don't really have to watch it. It's like the second screen of sports. You can really intently watch it, or you can just sit and chat with your friend and eat hot dogs. I'll say a second ball wouldn't hurt.

Second ball. Second ball, second pitcher. And you know what? A hoop. Okay. It's not really a dunkable ball. A hoop in the middle of the sky. is that just

Quidditch yeah yeah you're describing Quidditch you've invented Harry Potter but instead of there's one boy

the gold thing they should just have a rat a nasty rat a New York rat yeah you have to catch but it like it comes for you

sometimes and it might be sick it will be sick like like that's a guarantee if you catch the sickly rat with a hundred points

um that sounds exciting i like uh i like football football is your one as you might i have rated season tickets i fucking hate myself how is how are you less british than claire claire's calling a football you're calling it soccer i'm all confused my name is claire o'kane your name is ed zitron those are factual statements like i feel like mine sounds more english that is true i guess i like hockey hockey's my go-to i can't i like watching hockey in person i was watching um a few years back when the knights weren't doing well i was watching the first game i'd ever seen there and i turned to the right and there's this old woman in this like black patent leather rhinestone jacket and she was like that's fucking team i loved it they were

like three years old at the time yeah do you think these crones just come with the stadium it fucking rocks oh yeah she was so pissed off she's like this fucking they won like the step they'd gone to the Stanley Cup like the year before. They would win the Stanley Cup again I think two years later. Hockey fans are crazy.

No, but this team was new. Yeah. So she's not a lifelong fan of the Las Vegas Knights. She acted like it. She acted like she had like decades of grievance

with this team. Yeah. She had one of those like 50-year-old jerseys. No, the rhinestone jacket was like so, it was all like fucked up and weird as well.

There were so many bits and patches to it. Like I wonder if they just build those in the back. Yeah. The crones. I think so.

they have a knight like an actual knight who walks around wait really yeah yeah that's fun it's like a shield yeah it's fucking cool

and sometimes he points at people in the audience and they get really freaked out I don't like that that's a good mascot the knight don't look at me knight you don't want like a t-shirt

I don't like a guy looking at me where I can see myself in his clothes he's got a sword I don't think I can't imagine it's metallic

is it it must be like pants it sounds metallic might be a thin metal I don't want to get close to him he'll kill me

do you go to the raiders games i sadly i have the fucking seat i didn't go to any last year i sold all my tickets for a profit the con is on i fucking hate that team is this the guy is the knight he's got like a helmet and he's got like an arm oh he's just a guy yeah he's just a guy he doesn't walk around with like the helmet on in general though usually it's just chain mail okay so he's wearing like chain mail i love chain mail i know it's pretty i really don't like the yellow dinosaur i really don't remember seeing him ever i don't know why he looks like i would react poorly okay so he's got like a pretty big helmet and he has a see that's not how he looks though he just he was

just in silver like he just looked like a regular ass when i liked high school i had a friend who was banned from madison square garden because he was too hardcore of an islanders fan okay which i have a little bit of respect for okay that does not sound like the reason he was banned though well i mean he was he was fighting with the rangers there we go he was like a super nerdy dude who you would not think would ever i don't know raise his voice at all and he was like uh has a lifetime ban from Madison Square Garden. How the hell is this? Damn, I wish I liked anything that much.

I know. Yeah, it's, yeah. I really have no passion for anything whatsoever. Anyway, we should read some Quora questions. Yeah, what about this website Quora? This first question, first segment is Quora MD. Any guesses on what that is? We found it last time.

I feel like we did. No. We've fallen for this before. Yeah. That's not it. That's something else. That's tips for them. So wait, wait, what do you mean Quora MD?

So this is our medical segment where we have medical questions. And this question, apparently, Alex said there's a good answer here. Oh, hell yeah. What is the latest technology? What is the latest technology? Is that just the question? That is the question. What is the latest technology?

And this has to do with medicine? Again, I did not make this. I feel like Alex is setting us up to fail. I agree. I feel like this is all a prank. What is the latest technology? Before we read the answer, I feel like the latest technology is the internet. Yeah, I think it's apps.

That's the last one. Apps? That's the last technology that they came up with is the internet. Apps. Yeah, apps is pretty good. Appetizers? Yeah, that's what I meant. Tide pods.

Tide pods are good. Yeah, that's a pretty big one. I'm a millennial, so that's what I'm having for lunch. Yeah, we're all talking about the same thing. Appetizers and Tide pods. I just want to say I love that they've got this chat GPT. They do. And it's so fucking...

I want to meet someone who reads this and is like, thank you. Yeah, thank you for putting the... Companies like IBM and Google were pushing the boundaries of quantum computing, aiming to solve complex problems that traditional computers cannot. You don't know what quantum computing is. You can't describe it. Neither can I, but I'm not ChatGPT, so... Also, it's weird that it seems like the ChatGPT answered in August of 2024.

Yeah, that's probably the cutoff. But then it's saying, yeah, as of August 2023. Yes, it's the knowledge cutoff. So it doesn't actually know... 5G and beyond. Okay, the latest technology is, we've actually invented several new apps since then. Yeah, we've got one for gluten-free people now. Field.

Field is new. Yep, there's Field. The AI doesn't know anything about dating with kink. AI doesn't know polycule shit. Oh, God. Field is the, if you don't know, Ed, the- Oh, no, I'm familiar with the kink app. I've not downloaded it yet.

Yet? Yeah, and I hear there's not many clowns on there, so. Why don't they say about big shoes? That's the first joke I ever wrote in comedy. You know what they say about big shoes? A clown joke. Yeah. Having sex with a clown when I was 17 and did stand-up.

That's pretty good. Thank you. That's clever. You know what? I did my three minutes of stand-up. And everyone in the audience was clowns. Yeah, they hated it. They all squirted water onto me.

They're all angrily squeaking their noses. Yeah. So that was really a bubber. But anyway, let's read this question that apparently has an AI. There it is. There's the latest technology, everyone. It's a very real something with no doors. This is an octocopter.

Just falling out the side. For those listening, this is a helicopter with eight fans. And also in really weird places. Some of this shit is not stable. It should be noted there are nine. Right, because there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. So this is a false octocopter. I don't know how to describe this.

This is actually the Octocopter Plus. Also, to be clear, for those listening, this is an AI-generated image, obviously. It is a helicopter. Because it's very hard to tell that. Well, for people who are, most people are just audio only. They might think we're describing a real object. um but no this is the fakest looking flying machine ever and it came from a garage here and really beautiful small town i love my i love having a garage with no wall on the side

no door a giant shelf and then a logo and this place is this looks like just a house that got knocked down and i just put my shorefly garage there yeah and it's in front of several other houses that are overlooking a nondescript city sounds very yep this is where i live and there's a smokestack in the back of the garage if you look there yeah the garage does have it has a chimney because it might get cold for your one car and your octocopter and your two plants what the fuck is this plate okay so here's the comment introducing surefly octocopter the surefly octocopter brings a hybrid approach to personal aviation blending drone technology with helicopter functionality key features of surefly octocopter vtol technology like cora it takes off

and lands vertically making it highly versatile propellers for stability eight propellers two on each of the four arms ensure safety and control hybrid power source gasoline piston engine for primary power backup battery pack and eight independent motors for redundancy ballistic parachute for emergencies compact design propeller arms retract for easy garage storage Oh, good. That's why the garage is there. Top speed, 70 miles per hour. Range, 70 miles.

Not very fast, not very far. One hour. One hour. Maximum altitude, 4,000 feet. Market readiness set to be available for purchase at under $200,000. The Sherpa Octocopter aims to make personal flying accessible to a broader audience. Gol Saba, you crazy for this one. Gol Saba, what are you?

I don't, I usually trust what Gol has to say, but. this is such a good answer to what is the latest technology though it's the octocopter he must be like you know it's like something a child would tell you what's the what's the new technology i'd say it's got like nine propellers and you could put it in your garage yeah that's it really is like a child what new technology is coming have you ever paused and thought wow how do we even get here that's how i feel about technology every single year it's amazing how innovations go from being science fiction to part of our daily lives as someone who works in the digital space.

I've been lucky to witness some incredible breakthroughs firsthand. Let me share some exciting technologies coming to the market in 2024 and a bit of my personal experience with them. So let's just, does he, is this it? So this is, this is, I think, this is, we're on goals.

Well, I'm just hoping he has some of these technologies. Oh, he does. He has, he has. AI. I think he is an AI account, right? I think goal is a... No, this is obviously all chat GPT generated.

And this is just... So scary. Quantum computing. They love quantum computing. He's set to revolutionize problem-solving from predicting earthquakes to curing diseases that are still early. But the possibilities are mind-blowing. I would love to ask this guy to define quantum computing. Wearables that care.

What the fuck are you talking about? Wearables are evolving from fitness trackers to lifesavers, detecting illnesses early, and even managing conditions. I hate conditions. This is how everyone in public relations talks. Yeah? Yeah, I bet. This is exactly how they talk. Because there's an alarming amount of tech PR people who just don't know anything.

and this is exactly how they talk. They're like, 6G is on the horizon, grumps and blazing speeds and smarter IoT devices. And you're like, what do either of those things mean? And they go, I need to go. I need to go home. I'm dying now. Do you think if 6G comes out

that people will leave 5G alone? Okay, I want to- Like it's good for you now? 5G doesn't exist. I'm fucking sick of it. Is that true? I have an iPhone, every iPhone that's had 5G on it and I get like 5G LTE plus.

It's not really 5G. And then someone will send me a picture of them having 5G I think I'm being gang stalked but that's what the G stands for it's five gangs

five gangs the many people that hate me no it's just weeding to ed LTE so I've been in tech PR for like

since 2008 and I think I've heard about 5G since 2008 yeah and everyone's like when 5G comes in everything will change

we'll have smart cities that all talk to each other I've been told this like every year what is 5G I just know it's better than 4G it's faster cellular

sure that's really but like what is the g do we do we know what it means like i feel like i have no idea wouldn't you like oh she doesn't fast would you like 5g doesn't exist i'm like i don't know i don't know yeah it's five gorsh yeah it's it's so cool as well because it's kind of like it's it just means generation that's way more boring than i expected no it's just it's one of those terms kind of like ai where people that don't know fucking anything can imagine shit around it like oh yeah ai that means like automation of some sort 5g means fast internet and what could you do if everything have internet couldn't imagine that couldn't imagine what if everyone had a

cellular connection that's just impossible to imagine what could possibly happen if everyone had a cellular device nah that's just the future mate and what they really mean is what if i don't know all appliances had oh wait that also happened the answer is nothing fucking happened nothing happened they're like well what about autonomous cars yeah the 5g doesn't fucking solve that man they kind of suck right don't they like crash a lot waymo i've used waymo a few times in san francisco it kind of works i don't know those are kind of cool yeah they're a little bit cool they're not super sustainable and there are some net effects that aren't brilliant but they're cool they work which unlike most tech stuff they actually work and do the thing they say

versus just like driving you one feet and then kicking you out and charging you a hundred dollars like a meta car would someone was saying that they they're trying to roll out waymos in la and you could tell that they're way most because they're the only cars that actually stop it oh interesting so for that i yeah i like it i used it in san francisco i think i called i think i caused like a traffic jam though really because i got out of my waymo and i watched the waymo just stop at the corner and sit there for 10 minutes and look at his phone i think that really was just sat there and all these cars including another waymo got behind it and i just stood there and watched it went ah nice no one got in to be in one a self-driving car stuck behind an

empty self-driving car just being like go god damn it they've automated the passengers as well um okay i'm gonna reply that's 5g why don't they teach us why don't they teach us magneto biology what are they hiding good fucking question i'm out this is a really good question thank you What is Magneto's whole thing? So Magneto is an X-Man. He is Jewish. He was in the Holocaust. He was?

Yeah. Is that how he got magnetized? He has. Actually, he's a mutant. He was born with it. Well, I mean, they kind of activated it. Oh, did they? I'm going off of the first X-Men movie.

I believe it. I used to read the comics, but I forgot all the shit now. But anyway, so the X-Men's whole thing is that they're civil rights leaders. Yeah. so it's like um mlk versus malcolm x okay and magneto's the malcolm x right yeah he he wants to make a a mutant country he does genosha which isn't what malcolm x wanted but i i feel like that is the the like the idea where they're like one of them is intense and one of them is like chill yeah that's that's about it yeah okay and then they got weird now they got like a planet called

like krakowa yeah it's not a special island and shit i tried to follow it it's kind of funny too because he since he's in the holocaust and it's like such an important part of his story as we go further from the holocaust they keep having to like make him older and older because now he's like a hundred yeah so they've like tried to like they're like well could there be like a black magneto it's like we have to find a new thing that he survived or whatever like we have to find a new tragedy then so it's a whole thing huh he's he's a pretty cool guy he's got long hair sometimes i dang i also just hours i just like the idea that someone's like where are i i know about magnetobiology and i'm not hearing this shit anyway i'm gonna go to the one place where i

know i'll get a straight answer i feel like there's a decent chance that this person doesn't even mean the superhero i do like the answer this is a moronic question okay this is a really good question the answer says yeah i like it it's a little fringy but i'm going to endeavor to answer a great many studies have been done on magnetism most of the newer studies involve the earth's magnetic field and how certain animals use it to navigate for instance the salmon okay i also like how this guy is capitalizing just random words like endeavor and studies and fringy these studies are ongoing and i've been very well founded but not too many conclusions have been drawn yet there's a lot of interest in this area because i could give you or myself or a soldier the ability

to know where he is on the face of the earth and navigate without a gps or a headset or a phone then i have great advantage so this guy's talking about how if we give soldiers salmon powers that they'll be able to take over the world. I'd love to swim upstream. That sounds great. I'd love to be killed by a bear. I'd love to be ripped apart. I would like to think that if you cooked me, I'd be pink.

You definitely would. Yeah? Thank you. I'd be gray. You'd be overcooked. I'm not going to read this guy's whole answer. No, but scroll down to the other guy. The other one's like, this is a moronic question.

It neither has an answer nor deserves one. This guy's a microbiologist. Yeah, this guy's just, like, fucking headshot. He lives in San Francisco. He's a smart dude. He's got a PhD. He is smart. Yeah, and he's just sitting there just, like, sniping these guys.

Like, no-scoping guys on Quora. Idiot question. Just shut the fuck up. I want to see who asked this question. If they're asking questions about superheroes or they're interested in, like, magnets. Hmm. J.D. Oh, so they actually did not ask this question.

Originally, the question was, what is magnetobiology? Good question. And then he changed it to, why don't they teach us magnetobiology? biology. What are they hiding? Yeah, they found, okay, let's see the timestamps go down. Yeah. Okay, so October 20th, 2018, 5.21am. So up in the morning,

up in the early morning, JD's like, what is magnetobiology? Clearly spends the entire rest of the day and then wakes up at a start at like 3 in the morning, so 3.17am and is like editing it like, okay, I know what magnetobiology is now. Yeah, I've learned. But now I'm going to find out

the truth. And it's scary that they're not letting us know and they are hiding it i want to see i think he just got sad no one answered it within 24 hours i mean i'm sad i gotta make this more interesting i gotta add some mustard he is a development officer what is a development office there are so many fake jobs on here yeah oh yeah i'm a measurement scientist i'm a development officer what the fuck is a development officer raises funds and builds relationships uh it's okay that's not a job achieve its goals What are these jobs? These are fake jobs.

I'm a public relations person. You know how bad it is if I think a job's fake? I'm basically a development officer. Why would my wife cheat and leave me for another man that is just like me? Oh, that's his last question. That's a great question, though. Seven answers. If your wife cheats on you, and then you look at the guy, and he's just like you, and you're

like, it could have been me. She's a type. Clone cucked. Yeah. Oh, we should get one of those on here. Clone cucked. That's basically it. That's close enough.

That's close enough. okay what is this there we go this poor guy he's just being replaced left right and center if my boss keeps telling me I can be easily replaced

should I stay working there oh this poor sod he goes to work and his boss has got this identical guy he's training to replace him he goes home and there's another

identical guy yeah this poor guy he says should I confront the 10 Hispanics living next door that are outside 24-7 and talk crap about me anytime I walk outside

because I think I don't understand this guy this guy's amazing so he goes home to his wife who has a clone he walks outside there's just 10 hispanic guys just talking mad yeah it's like hey you see the

clone that you see this motherfucker getting cheated on with his clone and he goes to work and there's an identical guy replacing him as a development officer there's the development office why would my girlfriend okay what should i do if my mother favors one of my kids this man has children wow if i leave the solar systems do this titan commandment still applies that's a great question that's a that may be the best question i've ever read if i leave the solar system do the 10 commandments still apply to me i don't think that the 10 commandments specify an area yeah yeah i guess depends on where you think like heaven and hell are i guess god created solar system and yeah it really comes down to whether you believe that god is like an earth thing or a

yeah everything thing that's kind of interesting to think if you're like a really really religious person but you think it's just for earth yeah like barge like well they have their own god like a whole boss situation it's just a god thing there's some people who believe that god is only for america yeah that's true that's true can we make shirts that say it's a god thing it's a god thing renee and theodicy said that uh the earth is the veil of soul making i believe but it may just be life so i don't know let me look into this and get back to you please i really do like this guy though this guy who's just like this jd yeah jd who's just his life is just beset with clones and like hispanic dudes who despise him just like a bunch of spanish dudes like and 10

of them who talk crap on him outside in earshot i like this question he says if ai became sentient do you think she would get turned on by my tesla all right i get why his wife's cheating on him that's enough jd oh no i could never have enough would ai get turned on by the teslas he's he's asking yeah whatever with the with the fall in love with his tesla he goes that nice car i think she'd want to fuck the car yeah not him but are you fucking the car or the operating system are you you're probably fucking the operating isn't that just the ultimate question yeah are you fucking the car or the operating system what are you falling in love with that's what her is about the moon roof or um let's do philosophy which is our philosophy segment i

almost know where this one is but i forget that's enough all right that's good enough um this question is what is the best thing to do if you are always trapped in a cage and can never die oh okay right break free i do like this first answer it depends on how big the cage is but Despite size, all one can do is watch others and suffer since you can't die. It's much worse than anything. Okay. That is true. I'm thinking of the cage being a small metal cage, but I guess, you know, if this is an immortal person, maybe the cage is their whole life.

Do I have a toilet in there? Like, is this, am I peeing and pooping in there? I think you're definitely peeing and pooping. That sucks. Why am I in there? You did something bad. I really don't want to be in the cage. You can't die, though.

Right now, you just have to accept that you're in the cage and figure out what's the best way to spend your time in the cage. I am going to be doing yoga. Yoga's a good one. I'd be doing a shit ton of yoga. I love doing yoga. I don't need anything to do that. I'd meditate. Meditate?

You've got a lot of time to meditate. I like this answer. Make cool movies in your head. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I like this. Best 1400 AU. Spiritual index. Like the absolute blockbuster package that would destroy Hollywood if there was a way

to record your imagination projected on the big screen and they have a picture, some sort of AI-generated picture of a castle. Of a cool-looking movie? With, like, the world's least detailed spaceship. Yeah, there's, like, a spaceship and a castle. This is the best movie ever. Spaceship plus castle. And forest.

There's a castle. Game of Thrones, but there's aliens there. That's pretty cool. I will say, with The Handmaid's Tale, I do think they need to add superpowers. To The Handmaid's Tale? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the main lady.

Yeah. She just gets the shit beat out of a horrible life. What if she just had Superman's powers? What would you give her? Oh, Superman? Yeah, yeah. Just, like, have her just, like, start doing the boys-style shit.

Sure. heads off that show would rule it would be a good finale but if you did that as well the conservatives would get so angry yeah especially if you did it like really shamelessly but took it completely seriously like she's just got superpowers and she's just like punching the heads off of like right wing guys you can't do that and she's like i'm woke now and they would this is why they don't like let me what write these things well they should if they could just take your imagination yeah and put it on the big it would destroy hollywood this is why we need to get you in a little cage coming up with these ideas exactly that's where my best

work goes i've only thought of five movies in my lifetime that make the list so suggesting there's more than five the list so i've had many dreams that could add to it that would destroy hollywood yeah i think the wildfires did that i want to see this woman's account best 1400 au you never know who may be watching you mistreat machine life in your nihilistic pursuit of greed and stature is what she has. Like System of a Down lyrics. Sad what I've known for so long will be our undoing. Literally like System of a Down lyrics.

It could be. I wonder if it is. I'm going to Google it. It isn't. Probably not. No. It's nothing. But wait, there was a Quora thing right at the top, though.

What is this? If you search that thing, it was the first one on Google. I know, I know. We're doing our Quilosophy thing. No, no, you're good, you're good. But it was just, I think it was a bunch of Quora things that were like, I'm just sad. You picked which one you think it is.

Yeah, slam one if you want. that's a good one wow i gotta get oh god i gotta get these i'm better offline you gotta get matasowski's gonna fucking kill me um this woman is a trainee dictator at adeptus mechanic i don't know if this is a woman i think this is a long-haired person phd and creative fuck you in metaphysics hypotheticals now okay this is just a making they have a phd yeah they live in new zealand yeah made up place if you don't do something stupid and violent the further ruins your life are you compliant to evil it's a good question i guess are humans becoming demons in our lifetime okay let's let's find out i i imagine people are saying no there's some answers here i

would love it if just someone responded like yep i'm sure someone is saying absolutely there's a heavy demon influence happening right now and unfortunately there are there are more demons on earth than ever before but your question is a valid one everyone has a darkness in them some more so than others and the war between good and evil is raging on as demons try to influence mankind to go down a dark path face it we are a weak species and always want the easy way out the fun and relaxing way you guys are you guys demons am i a demon i don't think i'm a demon i think i'm demon coded yeah what makes you demon code coded i'm kind of weird not twisted i have a twisted view on society yeah i can see myself being not like a evil demon like a neutral demon i think

i'm a neutral demon yeah i could see that like i'm not like a good person yeah yeah but i'm not hurting anybody does that make sense yeah yeah yeah i feel like i'm someone the demons would target for a deal sure what would you what would you uh sell your soul for oh i wouldn't want anything and it would confound them because i know i don't respond to peer pressure at all you You should read this book by Donald Trump that would teach you... Which one? My life as Donald Trump.

How I... Me, me. I'm Donald Trump. Donald Trump story. Yeah, I would just like to be like, if you don't do this, you won't get it. I'd be like, okay, mate. I'm gonna go home.

Nothing on me, brother. Like, just walk off. Like, put on System of a Down. I'm trying to think of what I would sell my soul for. I don't think I'd sell my soul for anything. No? not even be really good at guitar no i might sell my soul to be um happy to not be as depressed to be less depressed good answer good answer if we were truly of god and

light and followed god and jesus's teachings we would be demon free and basically be in paradise but with satan and his demons constantly meddling with us and doing everything in their power to disrupt god's plans it's a war within a war even devoted christians will face oh god this is so I feel like Quora attracts a certain kind of sick. Fuck this question. Yes. I want to go back to what do you do if you're in a cage that could never die? Scream.

One of them was just scream. Scream is good. Scream is a great answer. Scream. Scream as loud as I could. Scream. As long as I could, I'd scream until it was either too painful or I physically couldn't. Maybe cry if I had regained my voice.

Maybe sing if I had drawing supplies. I'd draw, eventually continue one of my stories. You know, normal stuff I do when I'm alone, minus the screaming. I still have neighbors. Well, not considering you'd have neighbors in the cage. Very rude. That's enough. I agree.

Oh, sorry. I always thought that was Anglo Spotted because they spelled neighbors with a U. Oh, yeah. God. One of those fucking people. I know. Right, Ed? It's disgusting.

Anglo Spotted. Do you like that button? I thought the voice would be more interesting. Yeah, it's not that good. It's too greasy for me. It's me doing Halo. Yeah. I was trying to do Halo announcer.

Anglo spot. Killing spree. Killing spree. British Isles. I don't know why we made that button, but I do love it. Well, you've spotted one. We've spotted an Anglo, which needed to be said. You can try couch surfing.

Wait, what? You can't. Oh, this is for a different question. This is for a different question. This fucking website. This person is also an Anglo, lived in Longden. This website's like an Escher painting. What the fuck?

Why is there an answer to another question? So basically, if there's not enough answers for a question on Quora, they just start throwing in things they think are similar. That's why they do that? Yeah, I think so. This website is fucking great. So this question that that person answered was, I'm trapped here because I don't have nowhere else to go. What should I do? I don't have nowhere else.

Oh, I feel like that sometimes. You need to save up. You can try couchsurfing or try. Okay, this is actually a normal answer, though. That's actually like a useful bit of advice. Not sure what they're doing on Quora. I like this person, Zoe, who's an amateur writer girl. What would you do if you were in a room and knew you couldn't get out and also could not die?

Zoe says, try to keep alive even though starving and wait for the room to open. If no hoping for opening, then only choice is to keep self-busy, thinking about what to do or try sleeping. This is a fantastic situation. So believes nothing can make you die even starving. You're probably going to go cray-cray and then try to make it outside or cry or curl up. I like the idea of just being like, well, the cage will open at some point. It's fine. This is why she's only an amateur writer, girl.

yeah you know what i do if i can't die i'm just gonna sort of gnaw on the cage that's pretty good i guess until my i'm not kidding i'm doing yoga the entire time yoga's good if you could fit that's the thing if it's too small i will then go to the screaming this is i do not like child's pose for child's pose for a full year i could do the same i've memorized the routine i just fucking did it this morning i don't know enough about yoga i have to make stuff up son a twice Sun B twice, whole flow, like I got a whole thing. How many suns are there? I don't know.

I just know sun A and B. That's what made me choose. Sun O's. Sun O, that's one way. That's a trade. That's also a move. There was a whole panic when that came out in England that children kept drinking too much of it and went orange.

Sunny day, really? It went orange? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, we didn't have real news at that time, so we don't have real food. Orange child. You know what I do love?

that all all those old clips from the bbc archive of like this man has a bird on his head let's talk to him yeah this is the biggest story this is prime time news this man lives with a bird in his head and this and that's a real story as well there's just a guy that lived with a bird that's pretty cool and he just like is like you know i've had the bird for 30 years and my wife left me two years into the bird situation and since then i've not met anyone else who um would hang out with the but the bird's my friend. And then the neighbors are like, yeah, he's just got this bird on the top of his head.

That's awesome. He just has a bird, and he talks to it sometimes. I've heard him saying some things about me to the bird. Whoa. Then there's just 10 Hispanic guys that are like talking mad shit on the bird. Meanwhile, they're invading the Balkans where no one's talking about it.

Yeah, that's awesome. Shout out to the bird guy. Shout out to the Balkans. I like that this question feels like it's from the perspective of Goldfish. That's basically how Goldfish live their lives. Don't mix tabs and booze. Don't read this post so I don't have to think of the answer. Bye.

Sick. New question. That's from a former dispatcher. That's a great, assuming this is a police dispatcher, like the person that answers when you call 911, that's a great attitude to have. Just like, I don't want to think about it. Bye.

Not my problem, mate. Okay, another question. The Cloaker. This is our incel and manosphere segment. And that button is... close enough he's so good at the boards i'm so good at it i've never hit the right one i mean even alex messes up if a guy is not on facebook twitter or any social networking sites what does it mean that's a related question so no one's answered so the question that we're looking at

is what is it to have only men's social networking platform i love the grammar on this website but what is it what is it to have only men's good fucking question like i really don't know Why are there no answers on this? Should we answer it? What is it? Claire, what is it to have an oldly men's social networking platform? It's interesting. I think it's called a podcast.

That's pretty good. It's interesting. It is a podcast. It's a podcast. It is interesting. I answered it's interesting, and my credential is gamer. That's a good credential for this question. I'm curious who asked this.

Is there a men's social networking platform? I don't think so. Not really, right? I was going to say truth social, but it really isn't. I would like a men's social network where women keep trying to actually know that. I was about to describe something funny versus what would obviously happen there, which would be truly awful. The worst things in the world would be said to women already on social network, the full force, or they would just freak out. Ew!

I think the closest thing to a men's only social network is probably just a niche forum. A forum for a thing that women don't care for. They're happening all over the internet. It's happening all over America. What would be a good one to be for men only? Warhammer 40K. Nah, you got plenty of women in that now. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, plenty of birds in 40K now. Too many. That's right. Get rid of them. That's a video game? No, it's like a tabletop. It's a game, Claire, where you make little soldiers and people paint them. And then they battle them.

Online? No, in person. You paint the things in person? They come gray and people paint them. While you're playing? No, you wait for them to dry. Otherwise, it would get everywhere. But they've been pretty inclusive for a while.

They've been weirdly inclusive. I'm trying to think of what would just be a guy's thing now. Because you can be like physicians and be like, anything with tech. And it's like, no, there are tons of women. I just think like X the everything app. It's just like men and women. I think there's no women left.

there's just woman that elon musk is impregnated yeah there's that one woman i don't know if you saw he had a new baby got a new baby actually let me um spunky a writer for babylon b yeah she's an anti-fucking trans like it's so strange i get like they want the money maybe the babylon b oh no no the people that allow them to oh the people who are having sex with his stinky goo. Yeah. I imagine it's a great career move if you're like a conservative nutjob.

Yeah, I guess so. But you are forever tied to Elon Musk. Yeah. And you will always have his attention and his legal thing. And he has enough money to just remove that child. He also has bad reviews.

Like every woman, and there's a lot, who has had a baby with Elon Musk has been like, it was not good to do and I regret it. Yeah, I can't imagine it's fun. No.

Have we figured out what his kinks are? Or is he just like a bad... He has like a breeding kink, if anything. Oh, that makes sense. He wants to populate the planet. He strikes me as a 10-second guy. He's like, oh.

He offered someone a horse to have sex with him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was an air steward. And he was like, can I give you a horse for a massage? Massage, please. Let me see your boobs. May I see just the nipple? You see, they won't let me see the nipple on Alaska Airlines.

It's very work. That's a good Elon Musk. I've been working on it a while. It's good. I like it. One nipple for one horse. Would you do it? Yeah.

Hell, I'd do it. I could delete his number. Elon Musk? I don't know if you can, because he owns a social media app. If you ever had a Twitter account, he might just have all your info. The idea that he knows your name and face and thinks about you more than once is a really bad thing. That's terrifying. Because he seems the opposite of sweet.

You know when you think of someone who's thoughtful? this guy isn't thoughtless but the thoughts he has aren't thoughtful yeah it's like you have to put out like a college transfer portal thing about the fact you've been impregnated by this guy and you're just like i need to be left alone in this time it's like and now god and you're gonna have to fucking have a baby and elon musk will show up at some point that's a terrible thing to look forward to may i see it this theory that he's using his child as a human shield sure yeah he'll compare keep comparing him to uh there will be blood but he's just doing like a daniel plainview thing i don't think he's planning anything i think it's like i want 100

children yeah i think he does like i just want i think when you get rich enough you just start thinking like how the best chances for my like seed is to like have 100 kids and just have them take over the world or take my money and do you really think these children are gonna learn anything about that from him because he does it through like significant financial leverage and yeah his weird relationship with donald trump also hates his dad yes despises him and to elon musk's credit his dad does sound like a tremendous he doesn't sound like a good like an even worse person yeah i do have a favorite elon musk story he was driving with peter t at once in like a mclaren p1 like a really expensive car and he crashed it and he turns to him and goes uh this

isn't insured one of the funny like one of the funniest things you can say after classic crashing that expensive a car yeah and he definitely didn't do it like i would have laughed it was not a joke he's not capable of comedy unless it's just happening to him he opened for dave chapelle which is so good it's so fun what a cool guy my favorite elon musk thing is that he hates the color yellow i feel like we don't talk about that enough really apparently at um tesla they got into like a ton of legal issues because he removed all yellow which is like the caution color so their factories had like no safety because there was just nothing yellow he just saw pokemon growing up he's like no but he was wario on snl or whatever he was wario and snl were you at snl

when there was egon stuff no no that was before you or after you it was before my time for you cool to meet that guy yeah shit if i could go back in time i could go anywhere it sounded like very stressful yeah i feel like he could have also been really funny on snl but require him to have a sense of humor he's just people doing stuff to him like kind of like the i don't know if you saw the peyton manning one a long time sure sure sure peyton manning one was funny because he was willing to do the united way thing where he just like made fun of being peyton manning yeah john cena another great one just he's like a robot i know that people are going to call me like anti-autistic or something but i feel like have you ever seen like an ai generated video of elon and you're

just like that could be i can't tell with other than the face the fact the face is not moving yeah that's all the mouth it's like a jib jab that's just how he talks bring back jib jab that's all that should be the new technology space yeah i bet he thinks david s pumpkins is the funniest thing he's ever seen like it's well he's right about one thing then i'm just joking autistic people could be assholes too um yeah they can anyone can do the hitler salute yeah every autistic person i know is constantly just dropping hitler salutes all the time so i was just looking at this question this very fake guy carrie stewart this is the guy who asked the men's only question okay 30 questions what are the global technology companies from

sean he doesn't really have anything interesting to say now these are all these i how does the this is this is just he's doing research for his tech no this isn't research this is seo slop he's looking for decu i don't know what deco is which means that he's doing this for like some weird seo thing this is like a fiverr seo guy 100 let's do one last question let's see okay this is my kind of question is it okay to implant another penis with modern medical technology. Parentheses, having two penises. Cocteauctopus. What does this mean?

Is it possible to implant another penis? Oh, okay. Implant another penis into your body. Additional penis. I think that is very possible. I think it is. I don't think it'll do anything. You could just have it sort of hang

loose. Unless you want to split the power of one penis. But then they're each going to be half as strong. I say this as a man with a penis. It doesn't feel logistically like it would be great. No. Where's that thing coming out? It'd be fun to pee.

Remember the guy with two penises? Oh, it wouldn't, man. Do I remember the guy with two penises? Yeah. No. Do you remember the guy? Remember about... No.

You guys didn't hear about this guy with two penises? No, I did not. That was familiar, maybe. Look it up. All right, fine. Think of the Steve Martin movie? I think if I look up guy with two penises... It was a whole thing.

He has two cocks. Is it this guy? Yeah, that guy. I'm the guy with two penises, AMA. Well, I can't believe that was 11 years ago. No, don't look at the pictures. Don't look at the pictures. Please don't look at the pictures.

I don't want to see the two penises. Claire and I will look at it as soon as you leave, Ed. It's totally fine. Well, just imagine a guy with two penises. I can. I'm imagining it. How do you piss? Where does the piss come out?

He answers all these questions. I'm sure he does. You look up piss. So many questions. I'm here to bring up piss. Oh, right. I do, sex must be wild for this man. And apparently he has two big penises.

It's not just one penis. And his Reddit name is Double Dick Dude. Double Dick Dude. I want to know, he says they both grew at the same rate. Huh. Nice. My friends are so much like me that they don't bring it up often. I would bring it up so fucking much.

How are your dicks, dude? Yeah, how are the dicks today? Double dick. How are they hanging? Two hands. Two hands peeing. That's wild. Yeah, but how much does the piss get?

What's the sound of two hands peeing? Not forever. Does the piss come out of both of them? I don't remember. Yeah, I'd hope so. I gotta say, honestly, all I remember is that he has two dicks. And that he can fuck with both of them at the same time. The Y intersection where my ears are.

I just keep thinking of a Mountain Goat song where he's like, I have two big penises and a heart pumping blood. Yeah, so he's got a... What's the worst thing about having two penises? It does sound like a horror question. Oh, this is the question we need. Do you pee, ejaculate, or ejaculate out of both? Yes.

You need an answer to this. Like a double-bowel shotgun. I don't know how to answer the sex life part. I'd have to only answer one. I've only had one at one point to know how having two affected it. What? It's great, though. No complaints.

Wow. No, no, no. You do need to answer if it's... Tell us about pee-pee. Yeah, if it's coming out both ends. Piss. Piss. How do you piss?

Whatever. I guess he's not going to answer it. Have you ever considered a career in porn? He doesn't. Yes, I did a few years ago, but decided against it. It's one thing to be unique. It's another thing to be a novelty. Yeah, you're going to be the two dick dudes.

I don't care. His name is Double Dick Dude on Reddit already. Double Dick Dude. Double Dick Dude. I'd only be popular for so long, and then I'd be just another blip. I don't think that's true. Yeah, man. I don't think you've got much competition.

You have two penises. Yeah, you've got a plus one situation, mate. You could DP anybody you want. Well, I don't actually think that's true. He says you can. He says he's only had sex once. Yeah, he said something. I don't really know what's going on.

It's also been 11 years. He returns these like... The pay is shit, too. I feel like if this guy started an OnlyFans, he'd be the richest man alive. He'd buy Twitter from Elon. That's really interesting. Elon Musk would become fascinated with him.

How do I get the... I'd have to buy one of his penises. I don't think the second penis is real. And we're going to look into it with the Department of Governmental Efficiency. He could have twice as many children. He could have two babies for every one. Well, we actually don't know if he could.

Yeah, you're right. We don't. Also, I don't think more cum means... No, he's having sex with two women at the same time. How? He's... Logistically, these... Like, that's the thing.

I forget where the other penis is. I imagine they're next to each other. Is that not what it is? It's sort of a seesaw situation. It's like in the middle of his chest. Oh, that would be bad. That's tough. God damn it.

And you're just sitting in a restaurant. and you just got a big heart on it and you just... Sorry, I really like you. Do you have a pistol in your upper pocket? Some have been like, wow. Various from girl to girl.

Some have been like, wow. Some have been like, that's fake. Some have freaked out and called me names. Jesus Christ, monstrous. I don't have casual sex anymore. I stopped a few years back. Didn't like to have any feeling

after a one-night stand. Did a lot of those in my late teens. Okay, this guy is fucking. Yeah, for real. This guy is going out with both dicks blazing. He says, dudes never change.

So this guy's bi. Nice. He says the girls sometimes change their mind last minute, but dudes never change their mind. That's right. Dudes rock. Hell yeah, fellas. Fellas know what to do.

I mean, like, if you're into my dicks, like, I can imagine there being two and that not being a problem. That is big, like, guy mentality to be like, yeah. You got two. Double the dick. I find them disgusting, personally. Penises? Yeah.

How many you got? Just one. If you had two, you wouldn't find them disgusting? I mean, I would just look at it and be like, right now, another one. Hey, cancel it out. I would be, like, folding the thing around. You could tie him in a knot. Oh, my God.

This is really cool. You could throw him over your shoulder. I wonder if anyone's asked him if he's tied in six and a half. Do you have difficulties with sex toys? Anyway, this is something you guys can, on your own personal time, go on your own research. Oh, I will be forgetting this quickly. I will be doing the opposite.

I will know everything about this man by the time we do our bonus episode. Bonus episode. Wait, so are we getting lunch? No, we don't have time for lunch. No. I guess I shouldn't be talking to this on podcast. Still on a podcast. well two dicks

makes me hungry let's go yes they are currently doing penile transplants of mice and rat sticks this could work

for you that feels like a burn oh man yeah man you got a rat dick and a mice dick maybe they got

one of your size oh that would suck if they put a mouse stick on a rat body you have a normal size dick and they give you

a mouse dick but also this person's responding being like yeah you could get a mouse or a rat dick in my you little dick bitch the person who asked this is named wakas this question what is this question

as a muslim can i offer prayer naked from the bottom due to illness of genital parts which cannot be no idea so this guy's bio real quick he says modest fast foodie naturalist passionate in love and intimacy iphone user liberal these are the liberals that's what am i about this yeah This is one of my favorites. This is what Kamala Harris thinks every voter is. iPhone user. This is like the Democrat Party is just like mobilizing $20 billion to attract this person. Naturalist also, for those who don't know, is a nudist.

Yep. I repeat my statement. It's great. This is the perfect person. This is the entirety of the Democratic Party's targeting. Also to be a foodie for fast food specifically is great. I fucking love that. Yeah.

Yeah. McDonald's foodie. Just eating a single fry from Five Guys. I'm like, uh-uh. Doing the menu shit. He works at Computer Hardwares. Oh, he joined in 2005. He's been around a long time.

Wait, why did we click on him? This is the guy who asked the two penis questions. This is the man who wants a second penis. This is wack ass. No, he's just curious. Yeah, well, it's true. That is an alternative to a car radio. yes oh he's got too many questions what is the era of genghis khan google it i mean that that

really is googleable yeah anyway that's the podcast what is the scientific name of emotions well i think that's emotions uh if fever means temperature why do we feel cold is it medically safe to use an electric sweat belt are there followers of rasputin what is the best motivation of life this guy's great this guy's just sitting there all day just like fuck it what do i want to know i don't want to know that badly though yeah yeah i'll check back in two weeks i'll find out nothing well i guess i'll never know about the sweat belt thing well that's basically quora in a nutshell why is our urine always warm wait that's a well that's a good question good question Can you imagine pissing cold?

Oh, my God. That would feel crazy. That's a great idea for a company, cold urine. I love this answer. Because it's pee. Well, this is from someone who's credentialed as an adult baby. Oh, God damn it. You told me about these fucking people.

Adult babies. Yeah, adult babies are a big thing. This is answering a different question. Why is it warm when I pee in my diaper? Oh, God. Because it's pee. Yeah, this is from Simon. And Simon says, when it spreads in your thirsty diaper,

then turns to a nice, squishy, warm diaper and keeps wanting more and more. Oh my god, hee, hee, hee. If you write hee, hee online, you are hornier than anyone has ever been in their life. You could be describing erotica and be less horny sounding than someone writing hee, hee, no period. And if you're over 50 and use the winky face

with a smiley face or write hee hee they should they should wheel you away they should thank god I'm under 50 because I do that every day

you dropping hee hees on people I'm dropping winkies I'm definitely doing winkies I do it with clients oh yeah like how you doing everyone winky face

hee hee and do you talk about your nice squishy warm diaper to them no thirsty diaper is is

a provocative phrase that is truly wild spread it in your thirsty diaper no shame no shame there should be more shame actually shame for bedwetting

if bedwetting is your fetish that's just that's just bad news I feel like if you do it in a place where I don't have to hear about it or read about it that's fine

if everyone's consenting I shouldn't have why is it warm when I pee in my diaper well actually I didn't click on that I clicked on why is our urine always warm

a completely non-sexual question and yet this pervert Simon with an H fucking Orange County people there are no non-sexual questions only non-sexual answers yeah basically um that's been our podcast and thanks for coming on do you have any plugs you'd like to give go to better offline.com download my fucking podcast do it please go and if you listen to this please subscribe download every episode now you may think why i need i need download numbers and there's like

a shit ton of episodes just download everything hit them all hit them all i i need to hit numbers this is all that matters to me now but yeah you can better off learn to quantify the podcast fun newsletter got an ai thing coming out don't know when you're making an ai you're generating some ai well no i'm i wrote like a thing about ai on friday i was like not in a good mood so i just wrote like 5 000 words like this fucking bullshit with like financial analysis as well i think it's fun i think it's good that people people like fun stuff people like it people do like it's alarming how many people like it's like 55 000 subscribers now on that fucking newsletter i believe it they're trying to put you in a damn cage they're gonna put me in the cage so you could

write ai newsletters i'll just be doing yoga until they open the fucking thing in this cage where i can't die when they let me out which they will which i will and uh and then you'll go and then i'll get out and be like i got some feedback on the cage first of all i need somewhere to pee and Your diaper And they're like Why is it warm And I'm like Well this is what got me in here

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Every damn week It's true Because it's pee Go ahead And enjoy your Piss piss Your warm squishy diapers Bye bye