Quorators - Dark Secrets w/ Andrew Durso

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why am I being attacked in the astral? I am seeing aliens, demons, evil entities? What do you do if you live in the house of horrors? Nobody cares anyway. How do gang stalkers get their telepathy? --- Follow Andrew on Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/andrew_durso Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

do i have this is an amateur question do i have to have the headphones on no but you won't hear little sounds every now and then you won't hear the awesome sound that's really all it is and you've been on this podcast before i don't know i forget i forget the basic details of broadcasting when you were on last time we had a viral clip where everyone got really mad at us what was the viral clip um we said i was talking about my friend who doesn't who's like sober but he's never drank before and uh alex said i hate those people and then it went on tiktok and like every 15 year old in the world was like this is actually me and i'm pressured at parties to drink and i don't want to i got like a million views of people yelling all right well i don't know just

do what i do and be addicted to it for 10 years yeah oh my god yeah i i remember the last time we posted a clip about is godzilla gay and somebody left a comment. It was in quotations. It was the words, hey, guys, we should start a podcast. It was pretty brutal. I did kind of ragdoll after I read that.

That's a scorched earth. Yeah, it was pretty grand if not a wasted screen. But we also got another very helpful comment about how Godzilla is usually a woman. That's true. I just found that out. I know he's the woman in the American

Matthew Protherick remake. Yeah, he's a woman in the Matthew Protherick. She, excuse me. He's a lizard. Beautiful lizard. Lizards lay eggs, right? Yeah. I was referring to Godzilla by the wrong

pronouns. Now I actually genuinely feel bad about it. Don't at us, it's Quaraders. Quaraders. Welcome to Corators. I don't mean to pause the show or anything. I think when Claire tripped over these headphones

they genuinely broke them a little bit. No, they're already kind of broken. Oh, they're already kind of broken? Yeah, don't worry about it. It sounds like everything's through a radio on the other side of the country. That's kind of interesting, though. AM style.

Everything sounds like the Slipknot duality voice. It's just like, I push my fingers into my, like that. What's he pushing his fingers into? Eyes. Oh. Did you want me to sing it? Yeah. Did I just like totally like botch a prompt?

No, no, not at all. Okay, cool. We're here with Andrew Durso, comedian Andrew Durso. President Slipknot fan. He's the new Alex Patak. We have Alex at home, quote unquote. Yeah. I like, first of all, how uncomfortable you were during the theme song.

I feel like you looked physically uncomfortable. Did I look physically uncomfortable? It was not bad. It was more a symptom of I didn't know we were doing the soft open, so to speak. Fair enough. I thought we were just a bunch of friends talking. I feel like you guys ambushed me. Didn't I slip it?

I slipped it in pretty good, though. They're still not working. Fair enough. That's all right. I don't mean to expose to your followers. If you want to hear better, I could get a better plug. We're kind of already going. fair enough you can just wear them for show yeah sure um andrew i think the first time i ever met

you in person you were an alex on a different podcast is that true that sounds about right i gotta get durso in here because you're sort of alex coded i guess yeah no i guess i and then yeah you're vaguely protestant yeah brunette yeah agnostic culturally protestant massachusetts yeah catholic i'm like uh i'm a glimpse of what happened if Alex never had a kid and just continued to follow the bohemian lifestyle. To be clear, that is as of like one week ago.

So you guys were exactly the same. Oh, he was always heading in that direction. Yeah, Alex is having a baby. He's not here. He's had it. And I found out through how I found out most of my friends are having a baby, which is being asked to fill in on a podcast.

Is that how you found out? That's how I found out. That's really funny. Yeah. No, good for you. Never have kids. Yeah, you keep getting booked up. It's headed in that direction.

It's looking more and more likely. Andrew, you've been on this podcast before, but do you have any hot takes on Quora since the last two years? No, it's... Has it changed for you at all? Well, I think I... Every time I search something on...

I'm sure I said this on the last podcast. Every time I search something on Google, it's one of the first few results. I feel like I read a lot of it with that. You have to sign up for a membership. I'm sure this is like well-trodden territory by all of your guests. Sure. The weird quirks of Quora.

Everyone has their own experience with it. I hope my foot's not right in the camera right now. It might be. It's probably taking up the whole screen. People are gunning me into that. Are you on WikiFeet, baby? I'm not on WikiFeet. I'm not, but I'm going to get on it because of this podcast.

No. I'm not on WikiFeet, making eye contact with the camera. Kath Barbadoro is our one guest who we've confirmed is on WikiFeet I have a couple friends on WikiFeet Get Claire on there No offense to our peers, very minor celebrities on there

That's kind of remarkable It feels like a real credit Wait, they've commented about my feet? Yeah, once or twice We can put that on a poster, CISO, WikiFeet I've always said if you're going to comment about Claire's feet or anyone's feet you have to give us $5

I was on the comedy show poster recently We were for the first time on a poster. I saw somebody had the credit clubs in colleges. Really? That's just me. Yeah. That's, that's, yeah, that's really bad. Yeah, I'm not outing them.

They were like, they're like actually a really funny comedian. Sure. Made me laugh. Are you not on it? This is very inside stand up. Oh, it's terrible. If you're jacking off to anyone's feet, put them on WikiFeed. Come on.

Yeah. Yeah, give back to your peers in the foot fetish community. Yeah. There it is. That one's for free. Yeah, and that's all you get for free. That's all you get. All right, well, I found a bunch of Quora questions for us.

This episode is Dark Secrets. Wow. So I don't know which button is the Space of the Week button, but it doesn't matter. Do you think it's this one? No. That was Tips for Men. Whatever.

No. That's close enough. There you go. That was not it. I couldn't hear anything you said, Andrew. What did you say? No, I just said, like, no, you're in the same boat. Because I just said, for me, that was like.

Dog secrets. I'm doing the Patreon episode with your headphones. We can do that. I can get you better headphones. Fine with me. I have lice. I don't like this Ali G stunt comedy you guys are doing. With me as the victim.

This face is true demonology. This is for people who want to understand demons. Oh, man. What up with the demons? Demons in the literal sense or demons in the emotional vampire sense? There's no way that they mean emotional demons. The person who runs this is a guy named Jonathan Awad,

who is prophet of the Lord God. Sounds like Awad to me. It's mostly, I think it's real demons. he's talking about the ranks of demons yeah we have succubus rank um etc there are four unique ranks in the hierarchy of demons the demons either have this rank by birth or by evolution which happens over time i don't know do you guys believe in demons no no yeah just i'm i i don't really believe in anything i guess that's so grim the way i just kind of believe in nothing yeah i know i was kind of just on a podcast recently or something i like

don't believe in like the full spread which is like god ghosts aliens none of them you don't believe in aliens even uh i guess i believe in aliens but like in the sense where like if they exist they exist in a way where it just doesn't impact our lives at all sure yeah i'll say uh grand theft auto doesn't impact my life because i don't play video games but i believe in it i believe in the new grand theft auto so much more than i believe there's actually an equal amount of evidence that there is a Grand Theft Auto 6 that there is aliens in this world. Well, we've never gotten a teaser trailer for

aliens. We've gotten one of those for GTA. That's true. Fair enough. We've had plenty of user generated trailers. I believe in what I can see in front of me at any given time. I believe in demons. I believe in ghosts. I believe in aliens. Do you believe in them all equally? No.

I don't think like this, however these people are talking about demons. I think demons are just like angry people who have died okay like psychopaths who have died who are do you mean that like a ghost sense in a ghost sense so you're a ghost yeah word but they're not like uh it's so it's like you either go to do you live in like heaven or is it like no no it's like if you're good you're gone no i think it's just like when you die your electricity your energy is sort of dispersed into the next

plane or whatever. Sure, reality planes. I don't know. What is that? You missed a really interesting sound just now. My computer yelled at me that my phone's not connected to it. Okay, that's good. I was just kind of wrapping

my head around the idea of vibes-based ghosts. So you know the idea of unfinished business. Yes, right. There are some people who have died who they don't really have any unfinished business so they're kind of just living their second life whereas others are agents of chaos uh-huh in the same way that people who are alive are sometimes

right so it's just like that but in a different realm their business is to be like rude to people yeah and their energy is so bad and so um um concentrated that it can puncture through to the other do you believe in like the notion of like a friendly ghost like a casper or do you believe that if somebody becomes a ghost it's out of the purely out of the energy of spite to nothing else i think uh i think there are like nice ghosts yeah you have nice unfinished business i would like to be like haunted by my chillest roommates yeah that'd be fun yeah that sounds nice i know like uh indigenous people with spirit guides and stuff like that something to think about i mean there's nothing nice idea yeah still don't believe it's nice to be nice it does it is

nice to believe in i don't believe in any of that stuff really but i do want to believe in ghosts it seems like a more fun you're not believing in the triad of god ghosts or aliens it's not like passing judgment on those ideas they're nice no it's just like too much to occupy we can always write poetry about it as they say uh well these guys believe that i think like biblical demons Right, yeah. Bible demons. Well, this looks like less of a biblical thing and more of like a Dungeons and Dragons thing.

Yeah, that's true. Like they're getting into like stats and ranks here. I think that it is a Dungeons and Dragons-y way of looking at what they think is real demons. Yeah. So this is the hierarchy. Are there succubi in the Bible? I don't know.

Yeah. There must be. I'm sure they like in some translations of the Bible, they use that term to refer to a loose woman, so to speak. Yeah. I'm trying to think of who a woman in the Bible would be that is like a succubus Oh, the Eve

The first evil lady She befriended a snake You can't be doing that Demon Demon coded The Hia succubus is the lowest ranked demon Suckus Evil goddess abused by her power by mutating advanced life forms

This does feel like D&D Yeah And then bus He's cut succubus into two words And then chameleon And then master rank demon Yeah this is like Yu-Gi-Oh basically It is like Yu-Gi-Oh

I want to click on this guy's account Jonathan Awad Prophet of the most high Dagon prophet Prophet of the lord god in caps Yeah this guy's very religious Oh he's on blue sky Everybody's on

Freaking blue sky Hey, it kind of looks like you. Oh, great. No, wait, just kidding. But he looks a little Heaven's Gate-y. Yeah, I can see that. Anyone who's a prophet of anything. Yeah.

It is funny to be like a guy who's an expert in demonology and also be like, I'm not going to be on Elon Musk's fashion. Yeah, follow me on blue sky. If you're still supporting the devil. That's funny. Oh, this is a good one. Do demons sing? If so, what types of songs do they sing?

Oh, he's got a song. Yeah, definitely like a Suck Ya By Temptress would definitely sing maybe like a hot burlesque torture or something like that. Or espresso. Mini espresso. Yeah, it would be like espresso, like, you gave me fever.

Fever when you thought. And everyone's like, oh, she's just annoying. yeah it's a burlesque lady the burlesque lady lives in portland yeah i have this i know a succubus who's really bad at singing unfortunately it just doesn't work for her yeah i know a succubus who uh strips but not to tempt men just for her own sexual empowerment which is cool it's a good exercise it really is pole yeah all demons are doing pole these well that's enough of that um let's read a bunch of quark questions this is forbidden knowledge wait was that the forbidden knowledge one it's the purple one next to it yeah

okay here's a bunch of similar questions you guys still have to release the andrew feed of this episode where there's just no sound it's just underwater yeah every time you hit a sound effect please cut to camera two where I'm just staring into the middle distance. And I'm like the tree outside the window. This question is, what is the maximum strength of a vampire compared to a human?

Can anything defeat a vampire? What do you think, Andrew? Can anything defeat a vampire? I guess it depends on what vampire rules we're talking about, because I don't know. Generally like garlic can. They're like kind of easy to defeat.

Well, yeah, a classical style vampire is like an absurd amount of weaknesses. Garlic, light. you can just be like you can't come in my house yeah yeah you can just not be tricked you can just not be an easy mark and you can defeat a vampire they should have brought garlic into the new nosferatu yeah did you see the new nosferatu yeah spoilers for like the new nosferatu sure for anybody listening plus 50 but it is it is very funny how like the message of that movie is like ladies you can fucking ashkenazi guys log in service to your christian god

it's like it's not gonna change him you're not gonna turn him yeah yeah they like really like

leaned into like the old fashioned like anti-semitism of the old Nosferatu it was crazy like that mustache that was like

a George Lucas decision I just like the voice the voice is just fun to do that's kind of a Cornholio

I am Cornholio I need a DB for my bogey I didn't say it like in any situation where you're like,

I have to go to the bathroom. He rolled a lot of his R's, right? What is that? Like Romania? It's Transylvania. Transylvania is the country he's from in those movies. Yeah.

Which is Romania, I think, right? Right. And then there are gypsies. I don't know if you could say gypsies anymore. You're allowed to say gypsies. I think you should say Romani people. Romani people. That's the term, yes.

But back then, they would have called him Gypsies. That's what Dracula would say. Dracula. I did not care for that movie that much. You don't like it? I like the way it looked. I agree with you. I like that it was all lit naturally with candles and shit.

I guess it looked kind of like a screensaver at a few points, if that's a problem for you. Maybe Lily Rose Depp, I'm just going, she's doing too much. but maybe that I thought she had the juice she was directed to be like that I had a friend

who was saying they were like pushing back against her because she feels like the new like chosen it girl that's being thrusted upon us you know who it was

supposed to be who Ani Taylor-Joy was she going to be in that movie yeah well they're very similar she had to drop out

why is this I think to do Mad Max oh interesting I liked when she was acting crazy but I didn't like when she was acting normal

same when she was normal I was like boring but when she was crazy I was like she had to do all that stuff same you know what I mean

you ever think about like when you're like she just kept going like then i just imagined them like behind the scenes being like all right that was really good uh just once more yeah you just picture being like toweled off or something it's that big loogie that she did in that one scene that's her jack sparrow yeah both inspired by keith richards uh i every day they go just stop me up i'm doing my own sound effects now you got it can you guys like yeah when you guys look when i'm about to sound effect can you guys like plug your ears it's like brown sugar i just like go like that's what it looks like we can't hear you at all uh whenever i think about that movie i think about

how i said to my friend i i really like dracula but i don't think i like eggers that much and my friend was like that's how i feel about halloween and now that's burned into my brain does that any sense? Halloween the movie or Halloween the holiday? The holiday. I get that. I like Dracula,

but I don't like Eggers. Wait. No, I'm actually really, I don't get that I'm trying to parse this. People throw eggs at you on Halloween. I thought he was being like,

you know, I like the holiday Halloween, but unrelated, I despise Robert Eggers. So he likes dressing up, but he likes candy, but he doesn't like Halloween kind of thing?

He likes Dracula, but he doesn't like having someone throw an egg at him. Yeah, every time I say I like Halloween, and I have to qualify it with the fact I hate one famous

movie monster. I'd be like, oh, Wayne's nice, but Chucky can go take a hike, baby. You know who's back,

Wolfman. Oh, yeah, that's right. He is back. You see the trailer for that? I did see,

I saw a commercial. I saw a commercial. It's by, I saw it's by Len Wiseman who did all the Saw movies and those movies I have particular attachment to.

So, well, not all the Saw movies. Like the first two. You really relate to the guy. Jigsaw? Yeah, I love that little puppet.

I forgot his name. Good man. Love his politics. I just have like a bit release online about the Saw movies, so I don't want to reiterate that. Do the bit. We can set you up. Hey, everybody, look it up.

Yeah, it becomes Comics Unleashed. So, Andrew, I hear you have a lot of thoughts on Jigsaw. I'm here to do five Tonight Show couch bits, and I'm getting out of here. We have no money compared to Byron. What's his name? Byron? Byron Allen.

Yeah, he comes from, like, old money, right? Well, his name is Byron. He owns the Weather Channel. What? That's all I know. Yeah, I think I knew that, yeah. One of the richest black men in America. I think he does come from, like,

legit generational wealth. I could be totally wrong. Really? I think so. Maybe. Isn't he Nick Kroll's brother? Sorry. What the fuck are you talking about?

Nick Kroll's dad. So, Nick, I hear you have a lot of thoughts about Fabrice Fabrice. that motherfucker okay anyway the fucking quora question what is that can anything defeat a vampire um oh yeah we're talking about vampires what is this person this guy james anderson has a ba in liberal arts says it would depend on who is writing the story which is basically what we said as well sorry can you scroll up and repeat what the question is what is the maximum strength of a vampire compared to a human?

Can anything defeat a vampire? All right. Well, God, rewinding. It depends on the rules of the vampire thing. I think Buffy vampires have super strength. So even if you didn't let them trick you or whatever, you still got to beat them in a physical battle, which you probably can't.

Buffy vampires are always roided out, veiny. Yeah. Bust, yeah. I'm going to watch Buffy. Well, they have also the forehead ridges. The forehead ridges. The ruffles have ridges on the forehead. Yeah.

Yeah. Like Worf. They don't have cool mustaches in Buffy? All the vampires? No, they don't roll their arms. With mustaches? Right. You call that a mustache?

Doesn't he have a mustache in the movie? Yeah, those were all to add a mustache. It's whatever it is. It's ugly. Yeah, I'll say it. He's ugly. Count Orlok? I would not let him eat me out.

There's this funny entry that says, Please check in reality. Are there vampires? Maybe just in movies. Then you have to come to reality and not fiction. Imagine being the guy who posts this topic and being like, oh, thank God. I didn't know vampires weren't real. This guy is former once an atheist.

Oh, let's check out him. Wait, that's a double negative. That means he's an atheist. You know Giru Asabuhian. He's a minister. He's from Nigeria. He lives in Benin City. He does live in Nigeria.

He's asked one question. He's a minister. Yeah, he is. That's amazing for a recent former atheist. You're really like speed running Christianity. He's hanging out on Quora. Talking about God. Yeah, he doesn't really ask anything.

I mean, like ordained and getting my friends married since, or you just have to like. He went online. This is the AI again. They've gotten us once again. This question is from the AI. This is something new that's happening, Andrew. that they're the AI generators generating fake questions

that they go, what would a stupid human want to know about? Well, are they trying to like drive engagement, basically? Yeah, they want more questions. There's people whose hobby it is to answer AI questions about vampires. A lot of the questions are about like, can humans kill each other with whatever? It's like about people killing each other. There was one that was sent in recently.

This is so dead internet theory. I know, yeah, for real. There was one recently someone sent in that was like, how can you keep a decomposing body in your apartment without people knowing? That was an AI generate.

The computer asked that. Isn't that creepy? It shouldn't be allowed to do that. Anyway, these are prompts that are intended to capture questions people may have

in the future. Sorry, I should have kept that ball in the air, but I was just genuinely too upset. It is deserving, right? Yeah, that's very strange. I guess Quora's

not doing well? No. Everyone's just trying to justify their own use of AI because they're spending so much money on it. The CEO of Quora, I think, is on the board for OpenAI.

Oh, that makes sense. Which is really weird. Is the CEO of Quora aware of this show? I've emailed him many times, but he has not answered me. Is he American? I think so. His name is Adam something. I email him and I go, like, hi, I have a podcast that celebrates Quora.

Obviously, I'm not saying we are reading fetish porn. But I'm like, you should come on and talk about what a great website it is. But he hasn't been. Him and Jordan Peterson and Orson Scott Carter. Yeah, because he knows he's walking into a damn gotcha interview. Yeah. You're going to put him in the hot seat. He sees right through that.

When Quora, when you, for instance, Google something and Quora is one of the first things that pops up, is Quora like paying for that sort of thing? I have no idea. I really don't know. I think Google, I think everything's just fucked up now. I think Google just like doesn't work anymore. I think you're right. We're moving to Bing. We're all going to Bing.

They're all going to Bing. Bing haters. We're bringing back Lycos Ask Jeeves Ask Jeeves baby Indubitably That was one of the sound effects Plug your ears

That was a Butler sound effect I heard that That was killing spree How do I turn it You just kept pressing it I didn't realize how sensitive The brakes were this is gonna be like a like a goku fight where we're just shooting sound effects

i can't wait for alex to listen to this and just in anger just being like what are they doing that's uh that's law and order why am i being attacked this is probably the most infuriating listen oh yeah you're not even listening i can't hear it here wait let me do one more Okay, that was a gunshot. There again. Just imagine a gunshot. Yeah, I'd figure. I've heard a gun.

I've heard gunshot.wave. I'm saying this question. Let's move on. Why am I being attacked in the astral? I'm seeing aliens, demons, evil entities. Is this me? Are you being attacked? I am going to ask you to up top check if it's an AI question.

Yeah, I am going to check that. Oh, really good question. No, this question is from Drew Andino. Dino, who has asked five questions. This is the most recent one from two years ago. Why is my astral form leaving my body? Every time I sleep, I just start levitating out of my body without trying. Is anyone

still playing Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox One? For the last week, I've been getting really bad left arm pain when sneezing. My arm goes weak and the nerves tingle for a few minutes. Does anyone know what this is? And then, what does it mean when three people had the exact same dream about someone dying the same night?

These are all terrifying questions, except for, I guess, Modern Warfare 2. Well, God, I hope that guy found some friends to play Modern Warfare to it. Well, he hasn't been on here. I've already had a heart attack, right? If your left arm is... Yeah, that's really bad. But when sneezing...

Yeah. Maybe he's afraid he's going to get a heart attack and it's all psychosomatic. Yeah. And I know this from personal experience. Yeah, have you had a psychosomatic heart attack? I was having some weird heart stuff a few months ago. I'm, like, apparently totally fine. Doctors said I'm pretty healthy.

but uh yeah a few months ago i guess i had like an infection in my like chest or whatever that was getting these weird heart pangs and like i started looking up the symptoms and of course it's just going to like enable you to think like oh i'm having a heart attack yeah the er which uh interesting i eventually did and it was the most annoying kind of er visit where they like kept me there for eight hours and at the end they're like take some ibuprofen yeah yeah you should have asked quora yeah that would have been a better way to get that answer yeah your heart Problems are the result of a succubi. You never know.

You never know. Anyway, there's only one answer on this. May not be, say the old folks. It goes to show you never can tell. Actually, there's a bunch of answers. I take it back. One guy says, take your meds. No meds?

Go to doctor early tomorrow. And that was from Mr. Spock. Coconut farmer. He really is a creature of pure logic. Yes, I guess Mr. Spock is a coconut farmer in this one. someone else says you have done something to allow them in

gather strength and firmly tell them to leave take in a breath saying I bring in all that belongs to me that is pure and holy and nothing that does

not belong to me or give me strength as you breathe out say I remove all that is not pure and holy and does not belong to me or give me strength three times

after that breathe in all that belongs to you blah blah blah so you have to say a bunch of words and they'll go away I guess also maybe they'll

you should ask the demons and entities to play modern warfare with you put them to work dude you squad up with a bunch of demons you'd be unstoppable yeah yeah they're probably really good at these guys are using an aim bot but no it's just satanic power okay i'm gonna move on to another question

here's one all the questions today the not the spoiler are they all demonology focused um i put them all they're all forbidden knowledge it's dark secret is the theme right yes but this is not demonology i'm asking a lot of questions that could be solved by looking at the top of the computer screen. This one is, what do you do if you live in a house of horrors?

Nobody cares anyway. So that's not a demon. So this guy's just giving up already. The guy who's like blasé about the haunted house he lives in.

I live in spooky world and who gives a shit? Spooky world in New Hampshire. Where was it? New England. Nobody understands me. Step one is

you have to like accept that this is a problem and that it does matter. People do care. House of horrors could be a lot... Yeah, it doesn't have to be evil entities. It could just be, like, abuse.

Yeah, it could just be abuse. Well, in that case, I care, and a lot of other people do, and you should seek help for that. I care even more. It could also be, um, like a circus thing. You're, like, you're at the carnival, and you got stuck in a house of horrors. The question asker

in this one is Bicky Mohar. He's photography. Hey, Bicky, you're Mohar. He's bragging about, like, how much view, how many views he has on Quora, which is 26 million. What is this? Andrew liked it. Yeah, that got me.

Is he a podcaster? I don't know what he's doing. He's got a bunch of stuff going on. He's got these really scary early 2000s. Yeah, he's taking a lot of funny iMac photo booth photos. So yeah, he's for sure seeing demons. I might be a funny guy and he posted the photo as a joke. Not the photo.

There's so many of them This guy's posted a lot of photos Okay, let's see some other questions He's asked 3,000 questions Let's pick one This is from six minutes ago Why are mornings always the toughest to get through for some people? I can relate to that

I'm going to say Probably because you live in a house of horrors Anyway, I don't know Why are mornings always the toughest to get through? I guess one of my credentials was gamer Oh, you can list gamer like a profession? Yeah, you can put anything you want. You can put anything.

So I said gamer. Our messed up nightmare is trying to tell you something about your waking state. He asks so many questions. He's asked three in the last 30 minutes. Can I tell you I had a dream last night about someone we all know getting mad at me for sleeping with her boyfriend. Wow. Which I did not do. Yeah.

But I just felt, I woke up feeling so bad. I was like, wow, I can't believe I slept with her boyfriend. and then i'll tell you off off cam would you is it someone that you would have swept behind the paint wall baby it was someone i wanted to sleep with at one point but uh it really was like what is it what is this telling me about my waking state right and i think i'm just uh finding and looking for things to feel guilty about this seems like the same guilt that people on quora are racked with yeah where they're just trying to i don't know air the dirtiest details of their personal life in the form of a question yeah instead of just living their life and not worrying

about it nobody cares nobody cares what i'm trying to say is we're no different than um blickety-blop what's this guy's name again his name is bicky bohar hey bicky you're mohar how could you forget hey bicky yeah hey bicky sorry that kind of scrambled my mind when you said that uh i like this question that he asked why do some teenagers young adults and even adults love and like gangster rap, or is there more to it than that? How do you convince them that it's not worth it? I didn't know this guy was such a moralist.

I'm upset by this now. How evil is the love for money? That's a great question. Pretty evil. It's really bad. You shouldn't do it. This guy's like, he's like one of those dudes I met in college that's like, I only like hip-hop that uses real instruments. Like flowbots

or something. Yes. Yeah. Nothing to talk about bitches and hoes or something like that. I like when Ben folds raps. Yeah, I grew up with a lot of upper middle class white kids who would say stuff like that. Oh, yeah. I don't like it when they talk about being like a gangster.

They talk about real problems, like having math homework. And George W. Bush. Yeah. I had a friend who wanted to get an entire Immortal Technique verse tattooed onto his back. like the whole verse yeah that's an entire back piece yeah it's gigantic from the fucking what about his dad or whatever what's his favorite deal with the devil that's the one that's an insane song to get i'd be like i almost don't want to talk about it on the podcast because it's a very grim subject matter and that's a really crazy one to get tattooed on you didn't do it

uh remember atmosphere i do remember atmosphere yeah get a big old soul patch big old soul patch white guy this answer is really interesting okay please uh what was the question again okay so the original question is what do you do if you live in a house of horrors nobody cares anyway now this guy alissa she is answering a different question which is what do you do if you live in a house of horrors so i wonder if this is bicky and bicky asked it and no one answered and then he asked it again and was like well i guess no one where are you saying he answered his own question no no i'm saying he asked a question called what do you do the question was what do you do if you live in a house of horrors and then sometime later he asked again what do

you do if you live in a house of horrors nobody cares anyway because nobody was answering nobody cared but this one is to the original i thought he was like using quora like how speedy gonzalez plays tennis where he was like great question bicky it's a bicky internet theory every question And an answer is all Bicky. Bicky. Anyway, the answer from Alyssa is, you don't see it as such. Do the Addams family see their home as hellish?

To them, married couples enjoy S&M. Lying on a bed of nails is relaxing. And having a lion wandering the house is normal. Does that happen in the Addams family? I guess. Is there S&M? Does the Addams family go hyper into detail about their sex life?

I guess so. I don't know. I haven't seen it in a long time. I just remember he's very horny. I don't think... Do they do S&M in the Addison way? What if they just like the most vanilla sex? It's all missionary.

All missionary and they sleep in separate beds. Reading at the end, it says, girls like me who started having older lovers early, about 11. Think of that as normal too. You tiptoe around not wanting to get dad angry and you don't have people over. Well, now it seems bad.

alissa who is a woman of illiteracy and cunning and her bio says i'm the elite liberal they warned you about i mean i don't want to make fun you know what i don't want to make fun of any of these people i don't want to make fun of her that much but i will say i'm pretty sure i've we've read this woman's profile on this podcast before that makes sense this bio of began to read at five began witchcraft at 10 remain a skeptical hedge witch became illuminata at 22 feels very familiar Yeah, Alberto Mysterio. Oh, yeah, there you go. Alex, that's our other, that's Alex's account.

Oh, interesting. I forgot that we're not on there. Everyone on Quora is either a reformed atheist or a reformed practitioner of witchcraft. Yeah, fully. I think she's still a witch, but she's also a marble racing fan. Marble racing fan.

The Bible is a prayer book, not a rule and history book. Good to know. Thank you, Alyssa. She is the liberal they warned me about. I know. I was warned about Alyssa when I was young. They said, watch out for her. She's a witch.

Look out for people who the Addams Family is normal to them. My conservative uncle would always tell me. This is a great answer from Don. I'd move the fuck out fast. Hey, man, your problems are not your fault, but they are your responsibility. And then this guy, Stanley, says, ask if I could move in with you, kiss emoji.

Stanley, why are you trying to get into Don's house? Because she has beautiful bangs. She is beautiful. She was in Louisiana. The old rule, do unto others as you would have others do unto you. She's a member of the space Face Warp Adult Humor. Click on it. This is mostly just people literally warping faces to make them look silly.

That is pretty funny. Oh, there's also some memes. Yeah, take a pee break during a date with a hot girl. i don't think these people know what memes are i don't know what that is at all this is a screenshot from like 2005 when professor told dirty jokes in class professor told dirty jokes in class the woman wanted to protest it so they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with the image cut off before it started to make sense so they decided that the next time that the professor will start with these kinds of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest

that's pretty funny yeah and but that's one of the more relatable memes i've ever heard there are so many uh laughing emojis on this one it makes me think that it actually is funny the image is a professor and then three girls with heart eyes what is what was this made by a it feels like not even like it doesn't make enough sense for it to even the last time i was on this show core core was not as like completely indecipherable it really does feel like we're trying to like translate a dead language basically yeah like we're not trying to like translate sanskrit with there's a question in here is how can we know the latest youtube news like what does that even mean using what's happening with youtube this is such a strange all right well

this kind of for everything um fucking big lebowski meme you actually think that criminals will obey gun control laws you're a special kind of stupid aren't you that's some good adult humor that's the good kind of like facebook boomer meme where there's no punch line to it yeah it's just like basically everything's a variation of the condescending walk-up they want the condescending walk-up with a little country fly yes they want to imagine I said country fly, excuse me. I thought I imagined a southern accent. What was that?

That was about three seconds of tips for them. I'm trying out some... Space of the Week! All right, that was Space of the Week. So that was Space of the Week. Were we just in Space of the Week? No. No, that was the beginning.

It doesn't matter. Okay, that is... None of this matters. Check this out, Andrew. Oh, okay. I heard a bit of that one. That was a little John, yeah. So anyway, next question.

Here's a question. Who wins in a fight, five girls versus one boy and how? Who wins in a fight? You ever been in a fight with five girls versus one boy? I imagine the five girls, right? I think they would. Depends on the boy. Definitely the five girls.

Yeah, I guess it depends on if the boy is like 15 feet tall or something. The boy is Freak the Mighty or whatever. Who's Freak the Mighty? You don't know about Freak the Mighty? I don't know about Freak the Mighty. It's a young adult novel about a really tall kid and then a small kid who becomes his friend. Can you Google Freak the Mighty, please?

Is it a cartoon, right? No. Oh, never mind. It's a Kieran Culkin. Yeah, when you said Freak the Mighty, I was like, oh, I only listen to positive hip hop. Every chapter, he fights five women. I don't know.

Freak the Mighty. I think it's a book. It's a book, but then it was a movie where Kieran Culkin plays the... Hey, wait, go down, go down. Okay, so this is young Kieran Culkin. He's just a young boy. Oh, so the movie's called The Mighty. The Mighty.

Okay. The book is called Freak the Mighty. Sharon Stone's in it. Billy and Anderson's in it. Big boy. It's about a big boy and a little girl. He's got a sword at one point. Man, I don't feel guilty about not knowing this at all.

this seems to be a children's movie of pretty minor renown it really stuck with me though and i'm not quite sure why yeah because you're terrified to be like me and four other women oh james gandolfini's mary dean stanton it's so it's so funny when you're watching a movie and like james gandolfini shows up yeah it's like if you it'd be like if you're like watching Bridge of Spies and Stewie Griffin just crossing in. It's such a surreal feeling.

You're not supposed to be here. I have friends with Tom Hanks. Hey, you're the guy from the TV show. I don't like when he talks in a normal voice. It stresses me out.

Stewie? No, I meant James Kendall Beattie. It is weird. He doesn't actually talk like Tony Soprano. Is that true? In my mind,

in my memory, I feel like he kind of is. Whenever you watch him in an interview, he is Tony Soprano. He's like, Yeah, so basically when I was doing the movie and I was like, what the fuck?

It's like kind of nasally, kind of normal style. Should I look up James Gandolfini interview? Is that where we're going? Yeah, I can't wait to hear his real voice over my fucking headphones. Listen. I guess so. Let's hear it.

Your character is remarkable. I mean, even when you're not being violent. This is 60 Minutes. This violence, it seems like it's going to burst out in a second. He hasn't started talking yet. To what extent are you responsible for that and to what extent did David Chase create the character? A little bit of both.

I mean, I have a little bit of a temper, but it's, you know, a useless temper. No, you think I'm wrong? That sounds a lot like Tony Soprano. Maybe he just puts it on a little thicker. He doesn't have a New Jersey accent. Yeah, he kind of says it with like a sheen of rage. What is Tony Soprano?

Huh. All right, well, whatever. Who cares? Who is in a fight between five girls and one boy? The answer is James Gandolfini's voice is actually quite similar to Tony Soprano's. I have to ask a question. Please.

Is it my fault the show is like this today? No, no. It's always kind of like this. Yeah, I think it's always like this. Okay. What if Alex is the glue? I would feel very guilty about that. I don't need to get combative about, like, James Gandolfini's voice or how weird Cora is.

I think you're totally fine. Excellent. A lot of people are asking questions about a certain amount of women versus one man. Yeah, there's all these related questions. Girls, have you ever won a fight against a man? Well, this is just another. It's a classic. We have a term on Quora.

It's the vampire strength. Because I need to know more details about the question. Who would win the fight? One grown male or several females? Would an unarmed fight? One average healthy male or five average females? How much stronger is the average male? I think people are just getting,

they should just try it out, right? Like do a Mythbusters for Quora. Can we say this is an AI question? Oh, yeah, we can. They should do an entire Mythbusters with just woman fighting based questions. Yeah, this is not an AI. This is from Jonathan Moore, who is from Milwaukee and has an anime profile picture.

Pretty cool. Pretty cool guy. He's asked four questions. All about girls fighting. Has a girl ever put you in a head scissors before? If so, did they make you pass out? Girls, what are some things you can do to beat a guy in a fight? Girls, have you ever kicked a boy in the nuts to win a fight?

How many times? What was his reaction? Okay, so I remember our last episode, we did talk about the fetish community on Quora. There's a lot of those. This is 100% one of the, yeah, this is just a guy who, like, wants five women to grip his ankles, wrists, and head and just pull very tightly. Yeah, he just wants to get pwned. Yeah. He just wants, yeah, he just wants five women to shake him like an old road.

Shake this boy. Get his lunch money out. I mean, people basically say what we're saying, which is like if the girls work together, they should win the fight. Yeah. If they, yeah, they need to attack the guy. Which, good luck that you know how ladies are when they're trying to fight one boy. Well, hopefully their periods are synced up and so they have extra vampire strength. This guy gives a lot of advice.

He says all five girls need to surround the guy. Then the first two or three should rush him from the front while the last two rush from the back. This is a game plan. Women can be dirty fighters, he says. It's true. Yeah, I agree with that. Nail, long nails. Dude, the guy who posted this question is reading that,

just stroking it so hard. What a disenter. This woman says, because of our lack of muscle power in comparison to boys, we aren't afraid of fighting with whatever weapons are at hand. So that's great. Could be stilettos or a cast iron frying pan. It's just so funny to frame your fetish like a question.

and like, fellas, can a lady ever shove her entire foot in your mouth? What would happen if someone peed my pants? Yeah. It's always like, what would happen if I peed and a really big bottle left it out for a little bit and mommy found it? Just watch

pull word. Why are you making me do the work of you jacking off? Lara says the five girls would win. I know Hollywood and incels love to embrace the fiction that one man is so much stronger and a better fighter than a mere girl that even five to one, they win the fight. That is just a fiction, a fantasy, a fairy

tale that such insecure males tell themselves to feel powerful and in control. No, this guy likes it. He's into it. What if the boy is the Hulk? Yeah. What if it's the Rock or the Hulk or Mighty the Mighty Freak? Freak the Mighty. What if it's

Kieran Culkin on top of a big guy? Okay, let's read another question. Oh my god. On the TV show finding Bigfoot, the crew plays mating calls to lure him out. What would the crew do if he makes a beeline to them with a raging erection? What would the crew do?

This is clearly a guy trying to have a laugh. If you're going to post fetish content on Quora, come at it from an earnest perspective. I beg you. Why am I even going to bother answering this if you're not going to jack off to it? The thing is, though, it's the same thing as the Godzilla one, where

Bigfoot's a girl. Is that true? I mean, people do think that Bigfoot is a girl. I think his mating call is a little like her mating call, excuse me. Thank you. It's high-pitched and feminine. You're going to get canceled for misgendering both Godzilla and Bigfoot this episode. You know, I think I know what Bigfoot mating call is. Hey, did you guys see?

Nah, that riff sucks. I'm not going to continue with that. I'll save you here. In this picture, the famous blurry Bigfoot walking picture, People insist that these are two Bigfoot knockers. Those do look like Bigfoot knockers. And this is a lady Bigfoot. But it's also like a suit that somebody made.

Yeah, I know. Another amateur fetishist chose to put this on. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But in the Bigfoot Reddit world where they look at this video over and over and over again, they've decided that it is a woman. The guy who created the Bigfoot suit is kind of like James Cameron. and we're like, he's horny

for a really powerful woman, which accidentally makes him feminist. Yeah. R. Crumb-esque. Got thick thighs, nice booty. Bigfoot's a beautiful lady, or a man in a beautiful lady's suit

that is very hairy. I don't know if the audience can see the photo. It's the classic Bigfoot photo of Bigfoot mid-cat walks. That's what we're talking about. Making a come-hither look at the camera. The problem with Bigfoot having booze is, like, I don't want to think about, like, Bigfoot, like, nursing young. Like, it just feels weird to, like, think of someone, like, sucking Bigfoot's hairy booze.

You know, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Get over it. That seems like a scenario that this jokester would pose to Quara. Would you ever suck Bigfoot's milky tits? Well, I guess I want to answer the question, what would the crew do? What would they do? I think that they would be excited.

Then they would have seen Bigfoot. Oh, yeah, this is all about is finding Bigfoot. I take it that's a Discovery Channel show of some sort. Yeah, that's an anonymous question. So whoever it is, this hilarious troll doesn't want to be known. I once went on a Bigfoot search that was filmed for something. I never did see the footage of that. But it was like me.

Was it ever released? I think so. It was me, Kyle Kinane, and a couple other people. And we were with a Bigfoot expert. What was this on? I don't remember. Were you on a quibby? It fell.

It was CISO-esque, I think. Possibly even, like, Vice. But I remember the... You don't know because the footage was seized by the feds. You found her. For some reason, I have no memory of that day, and the footage is gone forever. Yeah, the last thing I remember is being asked

to look into a flashing light. Truly, and we were drunk. And afterwards, Will Smith was like, all right, here's your story. It was in Oregon. But anyway, I think the mating call, from what I remember was something like

la la la la la yeah they made Canadian yeah from what I remember the Bigfoot mating call is something like croo croo croo or something like that

yeah like truly like croo croo croo croo when was this Claire? at least eight years ago and it was like a comedic Bigfoot show where they had it was like

comics comics doing stuff while drunk or something you know some bullshit like that so it wasn't specifically cryptozoology based

okay no no it wasn't much bigfoot guys who are like we gotta get canane in here i mean i feel like that happens every other week bigfoot guys trying to get canane to hang out with them that's probably true um but yeah i don't i'll look at i'll get back to you okay yeah i'd love to see i'm remembering it in the way that i'm remembering a dream i'm like did that even happen and i'm pretty sure it did bigfoot is bad that you had sex with his girlfriend and the weirdest dreamer was airdropped in the woods by

voice and just fed so much alcohol that was honestly a good three years of my actual life yeah and i met bigfoot and yeah she's she's black that would sell i think that would be great definitely that's a good bumper sticker do you think what do you think the odds are that you got paid to be on that show zero i feel like people had to beg vice to give them money that they were owed one time it took them like i think a full year to pay me for that's crazy maybe one article that i wrote ben waserman told me a story about how he was in a vice show and at the end they're like oh we're

so sorry we actually like did the the budget wrong and there's no money for you and he was like no you're not allowed to say never mind yep that's what they did yeah we spent the whole budget on the bigfoot tranquilizers which buddy they go and wait for those pretty prices more like the Clarel Cane Tranquilizer. Go ahead. I'm going to look it up later, but I'm really curious. You definitely didn't see Bigfoot

because that is the thing you would remember. I did not see Bigfoot. But it did feel spooky. Sure. Being in the woods. You're in an outdoor house of horrors. Basically. But nobody cares.

Nobody cares. Being in the dark is scary. It was scary. Yeah. Anyway, the top answer here is they'd start filming amateur Bigfoot porn. That's probably true. That's probably true. Do you think that

exists on Pornhub? There's a lot of Bigfoot stuff. People love Bigfoot, I think. Furry stuff, for sure. Wasn't there a famous politician who was into Bigfoot porn? Am I making this up? This sounds weirdly familiar. I'm looking up

politician Bigfoot porn. Bigfoot erotica becomes an issue in Virginia congressional campaign. Monster-themed pornography does exist, but Denver... Denver Riggleman,

a Republican. His name is Denver Riggleman? Said his writing on Bigfoot has not been pornographic. So this is in the New York Times. And I guess

the other person... Okay, so Denver Riggleman's opponent was Leslie Cockburn. Oh, God. This is a... What's going on? This is like an article

from Mad Magazine in 1994. Like, what is this? Anyway, this was from I don't like how the New York Times is getting a little saucy. I know. It's like a Bigfoot porn. Yeah, you read that correctly.

You're the fifth estate. It's time to... What is this, the Post? Yeah, this is the thing the news started doing, where it's like, yeah, like the Washington Post will be like, Lizzo brought a tiny purse to the VMAs, and it was a mood sense. Yeah, it's like a reporter.

Respect for yourself. But yeah, Bigfoot porn is big. People, I mean, he's like a bear. Yeah, for sure. He's a big, hairy dude. People want to fuck Bigfoot. I'm trying to think of other monsters. Is that more related to the fact that Bigfoot is a strong woman

or people just like a furry thing? I think all monsters. I think there's erotica for all monsters. I think it's a lot of women who are reading sexy novellas about, like, I fucked a vampire. I mean, that's what Nosferatu's about. Oh. Right?

It's not a woman who fucked a vampire. But vampires are famous for being hot. I know. I'm going to look up monster erotica. Well, Dracula was supposed to. The original vampire, Dracula, was a sexy, suave man, and that's how he enticed people. Okay, so this is the best monster erotica on Goodreads right now.

Oh, my God. The top one is from Tawny Savage, Bridget's Blessing. And the next one is Gator Got Her. This is the best one, number three. Honey, I shrunk your cooch. what is that about i like it when i read the honey i shrunk her cooch i intentionally stifle the laugh i was like no they're not they're not getting one from me barry carrie has always wanted to be treated like a queen but she gets more than she bargained for when she finds herself shrunk

to the size of an ant and taken to the ant hill to be the new ant queen with all that entails um i'm not trying to kink shame this is 12 pages i'm gonna kink shame right now and say don't do that yeah don't have sex with ants i don't like that at all no that's that's itch it feels like it was always a weird breeding thing yeah people like you know all sorts of weird erotica stuff sacked and slayed is a related book i have to imagine this is about having sex with santa claus um sacked is like a british term for fired though i mean we can look it up i i could be wrong here i don't want to sacked and slayed sacked and slayed uh he sees her when she's sleeping he knows she's his to take oh that's pretty good six years i've spent december dressing up as

one of santa's elves and trying to make ends meet i don't know these are all there's all sorts of monster porn books yielding to dragons i'm so happy like reddit tackler stuff doesn't get me horny thanks for the gold yeah i'm so happy i'm not like turned on by like awkward panda he held up a spork and shoved it inside um yeah we should all be so grateful hunted by the stag king mounted by the minotaur this is like people's jobs it's just like cranking out yeah monster porn that's cool yeah yeah books yeah novellas about like oh one time i like got my guts rearranged by the flying spaghetti monster yeah that would be truly awful if i was into that i would be very sad um well that's monster erotica how much uh how much time we

got left let's do one more question so we can cut out all of the awkward um uh fumbling with buttons you got you gotta lock some more okay now i know where that one is uh i'm trying to think of which one is it let's do this one this is the final one How do gang stalkers get their telepathy? What's a gang stalker? You know what a gang stalker is? Yeah, this is like a conspiracy theory.

Okay, so I don't think there's any kind of like one definition of gang stalkers. It's the idea that like, I'm not really up on the details. It's like the government is trying to like, you know, fuck with you. And they're sending people like gaslight you in your day to day, so to speak. Yeah, it's people who believe that there is a gang of people stalking them. So anything that happens to them, if someone bumps into them in the street, they're like, that's a CIA agent who is trying to like get my fingertips or whatever. And this goes to the classic Quora Dracula's dilemma where I don't think all

gang stalkers by default have telepathy. So this is a strictly like schizophrenic person. Yes. Sure. Thing. Yes. Interesting. Degrees in business,

Bible and theology. The problem with gang stalking is I'm sure someone has been really gang stalked. Oh, sure. You know what I mean? Like I'm sure the FBI has gang stalked many people. The Black Panther Party.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So that adds fuel to the fire. Regular people aren't fucked with every day. One time Vice turned Claire into the most dangerous dream. That's right, yes. That's true, and I barely remember it.

It seemed like a dream. What percent are you sure that it happened? Like, is it like 95? 95. Is there like a 5% like, maybe I made that up? 95%. But I would have a dream with Kyle Kinane in it. Yeah, why not?

We gotta find Bigfoot. Get your bets in on FanDuel now. This could be a huge payout. How do gang stalkers get their telepathy? There's one answer here that is from Kareem. Telepathy is accomplished through the use of a BCI in the person's eye whose thoughts are being read, and those thoughts are then communicated to others

who are legally BCI'd. Fact. What is that? I don't know. Yeah, I take it as a term in the gang stalking community. Yeah, I didn't look it up. Gang stalking BCI? I don't know.

God. Brain-to-computer interface, I think is what it is. So is that like an Elon Musk chip or something? I guess. I really don't know. Is the idea that the gang stalkers are part of one collective unit that report to a supercomputer? This is what I'm guessing.

I think you might be right. Your guess is as good as mine. I'm curious to see what this person has asked about gang stalking. Love reading walking music pizza in a good smoke. Seems cool as hell. Seems sort of normal. Yeah, I don't know. sounds like my kind of guy,

honestly. Can telepathy kill just a thought is his most recent question from 18 minutes ago. So he's really interested in telepathy specifically. Are telepathy,

how are telepathy, gang stalking, and schizophrenia related? He asked 10 minutes ago, is mind reading cool? Yeah. And then is telepathy cool? It's so funny to open this

and be like, I love pizza and live music. This guy is probably really good at just faking it through a job interview. Yeah, 100%. He has asked 4,000 questions. And they're almost all about telepathy.

Is love loyal? I really love when people ask these kind of questions. When you go on their profile and it's all like, I think gang stalkers are using their brains to control me. And they're just like, does my girlfriend love me? Can you please click on is love loyal? Because that's a word a little abstractly. Okay.

Is love loyal? There's seven answers. No explanation. Now, always the top answer from Tara, mortuary mistress. Yeah. No, this is one of those questions where it's meant to reveal something about the person who answers it. Tara is an erotic embalmer. I don't think you should do that.

She did study at AI Girl Academy, though. I want to see what she's doing. I absolutely want to see what she's doing. I know. Listen, I know I've asked this a bunch. I swear, the website wasn't always this fantastic, right? Definitely. but you usually had to like I don't know

uncover a few more layers to get to that I imagine I don't know I guess these are topics picked specifically for how weird they are yeah that's true yeah I mean it's pretty bad if you just go to like if I just go to Quora.com I'm sure there will be porn on it I mean it's just weird

animals here's an x-ray Michelangelo's David big picture was that a question asking why Michelangelo's David is so like why is it micropenis? I don't know why. Yeah, I think

it is. It's asking why he has a small penis and then someone is circling all the different parts of his body. That are big. Can I put Michelangelo's David on YouTube? Yeah, probably because it's art. It's art, right? Whatever. And then underneath is why is peeing in the shower so controversial? And then there's a diagram

of what is this? Michelangelo dealt with demonetization his entire artistic career. oh yeah there's also always something about the holocaust yeah usually a holocaust thing here's uh clint eastwood who looking like he's one million years old jesus i really want to know what an erotic embalmer is though i want to read some of this woman's questions uh should all groundhogs wear top hats if bears were friendly would you snuggle with them yeah i don't understand these are goofy yeah this is the opposite of the last person where they start out with like i like

the fuck a corpse and all the questions are like are squirrels your friends? Why is she an erotic embalmer? That's so weird. Alright, well, she's also apparently like a Republican or something. Republican. I don't know. Democrat-Republican.

Oh, is that what it is? She's a third-way Democrat. Yeah, maybe. Alright, well, good for her. Positive vibes only Russia space. The official Vladimir Putin fan space. She's a contributor. And a lot of these fetishistic whore people, they do lead very

rich inner lives. Yeah, they really do. Good for her. She posts almost exclusively with emojis. Alright, well, that's her. That's all the questions. Rock and roll. Does anyone have any thoughts on gang stalking before we close this out?

How do you feel about telepathy? How do I feel about telepathy? I mean, I would love to be able to do it. Yeah? Yeah. Would you use it for evil or good? I would just see if people hated me all the time. telepathy is reading thoughts right you're not sending thoughts i thought it is can you send i think it's both both it goes both ways you have the other person has to be uh telepathic okay yeah like uh freaky twins yeah all right well that's been the fucking

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