Quorators - Defense Academy w/ Hesse Deni

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If you get robbed at gunpoint by a teen girl and you're carrying, do you shoot her? Should we legalize drunk driving? Would you allow your wife to get pregnant to another man? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Listen to Hesse's podcasts Seeking Derangements and Movie Mindset https://twitter.com/ssderangementss

I did stand up at a show recently where I told a joke about my friend who's a white guy who loves Japan so much. And afterwards, the host came up to me and was like, was that Alex? It might as well have been. It wasn't. I just love it so much. It's all the way to the east. The anime. I love reading the manga.

I love the anime. I love to correct people's pronunciation on everyday words that we all use. Yeah, the anime. Is that how you're supposed to say it? I have no idea. I just said it like that because it's annoying. Jeremy, it's anime. Is it really?

It's like Anna Karenina. Oh, sure, yeah. Her full name was Anime Karenina. I had no idea she was a Japanese drawing. Anime-chan. She's not. That's what's crazy about it. No one knows what happened. She invented anime. She's the sweetest bitch

you'll ever meet. All right, we're going to play the song and dance now. Okay. Here we go. Quarators. And it's Quarators back for another week in the dog pound. With Alex and Jeremy. I'm Alex.

This is Jeremy. Arf, arf. arf arf as well as welcome back in all of that jazz we have such a guest for you this week many of you at home have heard of seeking arrangements well this guest kind of asked what if those got a little bit more twisted from the seeking directions broadcast we have hesa denny so welcome back thank you thank you for having me again anytime and now last time we had you on we don't have many recurring guests yet so far but you were you were the star of the live show yes it was an honor and a pleasure a place of honor uh this is i feel like

going to be very similar but minus any shame you may like feel presenting like a crowd with deeply like perverted internet forums yeah it was there were times when i read things at the live show and i was like oh i should have oh yeah examine that one before reading it before starting to read it there's no way to use a computer to erase this from time yeah yeah yeah like we will be doing today we were getting like real-time feedback because usually we'll read something i'd be like people won't care about this people were like oh yeah we like literally showed a guy like swimming with all his clothes on or whatever and everyone in the audience was like oh that one was fine that was they should have manned up for that one honestly yeah those are wet

yeah it's really actually the problem is when you look away from that one that's my camera that's why i'm always looking right past you i i hate having them i feel like i have to look into them it's so weird to look at them i don't know i'm gonna be staring at mine the whole time it takes way longer to edit we talk about this all the time but when you edit audio you can like play video games yeah surf the web i sometimes i put it on fast motion sometimes when i'm editing absolutely i think that's too dangerous yeah you're gonna miss the subtle nuances of the podcast yeah it's up there with uh not changing anything and just slapping a song on it and then like that was a conversation that happened put that out that's good um well enough shop talk

here uh we're gonna get right into the theme of the show now this is season three so we do have before this though we have a recurring segment oh yes don't we jeremy do our special segment at the beginning of every episode to attract more listeners we have started doing tips for men and an exciting addition on this. The new segment, Tips for Women. Tips for Women. Yeah, so we just... Just the tip.

Just the tip. You should add a female vocal at the end. Just the tip. Was it long enough for you? Yeah, no. It should be at least two minutes long. We've been getting a lot of feedback. The saxophone is only the beginning. An upright bass should start

playing and then do a whole solo. And then a woman goes, just the tip. You know what? I do think it should still just be Alex, though. Just doing a cool voice. I do all kinds of voices. I'm very employable. I'm just the tip.

I'm the professor, a new character in the song. Yeah, so this is our segment where we offered tips to women uh it can be about anything in the whole world if you don't have one that's fine but is there anything you would like to tell all women um let me think can i have a minute to think about it yes okay using magic we can cut out any paws okay let me think let me think do you have any tips for women alex um yeah it's uh fake gucci is for snakes and we can all spot it so put that down

i guess i don't know invest in like a really a really nice jacket and shoes and bags and then you can like just use cheap clothes for the rest of an ensemble and it's like then you can you can swap out easy easily you know your jacket can be used for a lot of different types of looks also those um new commercials of like deodorant that you could put anywhere on your body have you noticed that there's a new i've only been putting deodorant on that one part of my body yeah exactly like there's been new commercials for like women and men like specialized ones that's like you can put this on your junk too does your head stink and i'm like wait did is this like some new evolution in the formula yeah or is it like we need to we need something new

like we need to just tell them like put this wherever i mean without looking into it at all it is definitely just like people are buying less do you yeah you gotta get some fear in there i'd say don't put that don't put that shit on your pussy because yeah it's gonna end up bad yeah tip for women by the way mess with your ph balance or whatever don't put deodorant on your pussy yeah stick or spray or cream they make creams oh come on it's like so many get out of here yeah no that's not right yeah the smells are out of control okay so we but we both had good tips there also deodorant is like the number one way you give yourself cancer because they'll have aluminum in them and then people just yeah i mean a lot of

them have a big label it says aluminum free on them but it's just like a known carcinogen then you're just like covering inside of your arm with it every day and being like your lymph node you got a lymph node right there yeah shooting it at the node you can't hit the i don't know what those do bro my nose i think it's important they just get cancer that's what they do yeah they're bringing the team down honestly timer yeah i have no space in my squad for nodes i'm putting nodes on the bench for the whole season nodes can uh they can take the tom brady path act like they've in there before maybe learn a lesson before they get in the big game absolutely this is my only football fact is that tom brady sat on the bench for some period of time it's a sports podcast well

uh that's enough of that uh i hope women have learned something today and can act like they've been there before but uh we're gonna start going on quora now because that's what the show is uh so we start the show by reading a quarter that we asked last week and we end the show by asking a new quarrel what did we ask last week jeremy asked can you be racist towards ghosts oh oh right and then we did we batch recorded right so should we check the other one after do yeah but i don't think anyone answered it that one sucked because the question was just can you kill yourself with a baseball bat yeah yeah they were they were right not to answer i was hoping people would say yes or no though i don't know i think i'll answer it right now yeah you can i think you could you can

And you'd have to be unorthodox. You'd have to use strange methods, probably. Some sort of Rube Goldberg machine to hit yourself in the head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd have to attach it to a helicopter propeller that's going at full speed. Yeah. And then just stick your head in it. Yeah.

So you do need a helicopter for this. Well, it doesn't say, can you use just a baseball bat? That's right. Which you probably could also if you, like, put it, like, under your chin or something and then did, like, a weird, you know, jumped off a balcony and, like, pushed it again. You hold a baseball bat to your head, and then you shoot it with a gun. The baseball bat hits you hard enough. I was going to say, once you have the helicopter, you could put the bat on the ground, kind of dig it in the dirt there,

then jump out of the helicopter onto the bat head first. That would be really good aim, though. That's going to give you the force you need, or be a bit conventional with it and just slam yourself right in the dome. But no answers, so we will do the normal one then. What do we ask after that? Can you be racist towards ghosts? Okay, this is more of an open question to the community. Do we have any answers?

Sure. Rodney Sweeney says, I don't believe in ghosts. The Bible says once you die, you go north or south, but I do believe in demons impersonating people through ghosts or entities. No comment on the racist aspect. Thanks, man. Hey, I would if I could, brother. There was another question on there that he was trying to answer that was like,

what does Rodney Sweeney think about ghosts? Does he believe in them? uh they were pulling up the page to get his exact address for you virginia single old man work part-time christian veteran oh you may have actually gone to school with him he studied at hard knocks like most of the website i forgot about that but his is kind of different because there wasn't a k in knock so i like this though this guy says um sure what are they gonna do about it That's a great answer to this.

They're going to haunt you. Well, they're going to haunt the fuck out of you, clearly. Oh, some Irish ghost is going to come bother me after I tell it it need not apply? Well, okay, if you're going to be racist to Irish ghosts, I feel like that's a yes. You can do that. You have to be careful at your hypothetical racism answers

I've found out before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go for the safe ones. Need not haunt. uh yeah italian ghosts have been through so much in this country um uh there's a picture well there's a picture here jeremy would you care to explain that it's just somebody it says of course there's a whole community of group whole community group of ghosts complaining bitterly about ghosts always being shown using white sheets and not many using different colors

like real ghosts and then someone in a floral like real ghosts i think they're doing a joke but it's someone in a floral ghost bed sheet. They appear to have had this ready so I don't know if they're just putting the word ghost in Quora so they can slam their pick up. Who's a British person if that helps? This is an interesting point. Ghosts, when you become a ghost

you immediately become like is there a different class of races? I see what you mean. There's white that's like your bed sheet style ghost and then there's like floral print and then there's like gray like Scooby-Doo sure blue like hologram ghost oh like a force ghost do you think that yeah yeah force ghost that's a rare they both exist a rare egg yeah the scooby-doo harry potter style ghost and then just

like a guy in a sheet yes absolutely i think every type of ghost exists i think um you know nicole kidman the others style ghosts exist also that it just like uh the grudge style ghosts oh yeah that's another race i do not want to come back as that one yeah and they they are all beautiful ghosts are beautiful at any size absolutely but i do hope i get to be the floral print kind because their flowers are very beautiful absolutely the blue one the blue oh my god i can't get into this again with you alex i want to deliver messages to padawans no you don't shut up you don't you don't act like you've been there before this is an uncharted realm of ghost behavior if if luke like fucked up and became evil i wonder if

like all those ghosts would have been there at the end just shaking their heads i would be the ghost who shows up and was like you fucked up what the fuck man come on trouble they were just younglings yeah yeah just like really come down hard on them all the ghosts are so even even handed and even keeled why when are the force ghosts gonna tell us how they really feel you know they're never they're like the opposite of a standard ghost and that with unfinished business is they show up and they're like literally whatever you want to do is fine yeah it's up to you i have passed on so there's functionally no difference between me and uh the projection from that robot that's rolling around whatever happens i'm getting ghost burger king after this so yeah

it's fine I gotta keep running from the youngling ghosts after this they're so angry oh fuck they're catching up they howl

it follows for Anakin Skywalker in the forest ghost world they're such a little kid you don't have to run that fast their legs are so small yeah

thank god he did it before they were fully trained thank god it would be bad they could be a handful so that is our question from last week

if you must answer one of our quora questions from the show please remember to use the words scrambled eggs and that way we will know it is you

and because of your code word that we told you to use and that you're on the team. Were those guys part of the team or no? No, no, no. I didn't read the scrambled eggs one, which maybe is bad behavior on my part. Maybe I should be reading Quora. Well, if it wasn't good enough to get your attention, it's fine.

Do better. If you're the one who left it, you got to do better. If the premise of the podcast is that we are reading the people who are actually on Quora, then the people we bring to Quora from Twitter are not part of the mission statement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels wrong.

It's not right. And we got that guy who did a full picture dressed up as a ghost. I think that was good work. Yeah, yes. Good work. It'd be cool if that was one of your listeners, though. That would be based, wouldn't it?

That would be so fucking lit. That would flower sheet pill me for sure. Oh, this is brought to you by Flower Gang. This week's theme is, we're heading back to a classic here. We're gonna cover a lot of ground that we've been to before, but in a new, exciting way.

This is the Defense Academy. Killing spree. Okay. Again, the themes are not segments, so we don't have sounds for all of those. No, we don't. But that one was fine because I chose to press it. What do we have for our first segment?

Oh, police quora. It's five quo. Oh, damn it. This isn't real. It's not a real police siren. If you're listening in the car, it's part of the podcast. It's all part of the podcast. It actually is.

You're about to be pulled over. They know you're high. that would be so funny to just say to people they're aware oh shit um so a lot of the ones today are going to be five quo because they okay yes they deal with the law they deal with infractions can you explain to me what five quo is well do you know five oh Yeah, yeah, okay, I understand, I understand. Well, this is five quo for Quora. The Quolese.

The Quolese. Yeah, and fuck them, by the way. The Quas. The Quigs. That'd be so annoying if you had to say five quo all the time. Five quo, five quo. Shut up. I feel like as one of the most active Quora communities,

they probably say it. Teenagers spray painting, like, five quo, five quo. Can you get that off with white vinegar? People jumping out and asking questions as they chase them down. Anyway, this question is, if you get robbed at gunpoint by a teen girl and you're carrying, do you shoot her? This is kind of a remix on a classic.

You can answer that right now, yes. You unload a full clip and you got to. You simply must. Women are strong. It's probably going to take more than a few bullets to take her down. this is another uh women's tip yeah uh don't wear a bulletproof vest teen girls if you're gonna be robbing if you're gonna be trying to rob someone if you're gonna rob a quora user yeah a quora user you do because we haven't read the answers yet it could go yeah it could go

either way i can tell you just from having pulled up this question that the answers are very similar to what we said in the room this is the kind of stuff you learn in the defense academy be prepared leave no women alive um this first answer is really funny from this guy steven young who is an uh avid shooter for over 25 years he's oh wait can i guess what his answer will be please um listen it's your right to defend yourself and if she made the decision to break the law then that is on her and you are you within your rights to fire because of castle doctrine or It doesn't start with that, but he does almost say that word for word. Okay, okay, okay.

Now, did you just say that because he's an avid shooter for 25 years? Yeah, that's true. It could have been like he's a craps player. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Maybe I'm assuming. He's just a straight shooter. Maybe I'm assuming that he's daring.

He shoots his shot. He's a drug addict. He's a heroin user. He does say in his answer, if that girl's willing to threaten your life with deadly force, you better damn well believe she's willing to pull the trigger. So that's basically what you said. That's what you said.

It's so funny to put in your brain, in your mind's imagination of this scenario, the ridiculous scenario of what I picture is like Regina George grabbing- Queen Bee. Yeah, grabbing your wallet and then hitting you with her purse a couple times. And he's picturing like, get on the fucking ground, like a teenage girl. You don't know what's in that purse. That's true. And there's probably a gun in it.

They do clarify it is at gunpoint. So this is Regina George on like her hardest day. If it's at gunpoint, that changes everything. It's a different reading of Mean Girls where Regina George is strapped the whole time. Well, if you're at gunpoint, I don't think you should try pulling a gun. That's what I like about this. You already lost. You already lost.

You got to do a reversey on their ass. Yeah. I mean, if you're going for the gun at all, you have to shoot at that point. Because you've already like made sudden jarring movements. Just the beginning of this guy's answer, this guy, Stephen Young, he says very poetically, would a bullet from a teen girl not kill you just the same as if it was fired by anyone else? I think Mark Twain said that. Yeah, that's beautiful.

If one is shot by a teen girl, do they not bleed? Also, someone said, I will do whatever seems necessary to defend my life. And if someone points a gun at me, I'm going to assume that my life is in danger. And then the guy who asked the question said, understood. Thank you. So these are updates in real time. He is in this scenario right now. All right, I'm going to kill her.

Hang on. Hang on. Before you shoot, let me just go for my phone. I got to just ask the community a few things. All right. He lives in Akron, Ohio, and his bio says, in a relationship with my sister. Oh, interesting.

Been there, done that, still kicking. And done that, to be clear, is make love to his sister. And kill a teen girl. Yeah. They've done that. They're trying to rob him. Not all girls are good like my sister. What is going on on this website?

That is crazy. This is like the normalist question we have today. I know. Oh, no. All right. We're still on this guy's page. Yeah. He's asked thousands of questions.

Some of them. They've done that. Still kicking. Still kicking. Some of them are very normal and some of them feel weird. i mean like some of them are just like yeah some of them are just like what is would a steel door on a house stop law enforcement yeah and then other ones are like what is the best present an adult sister can give her adult brother on his birthday oh my god it's not he's asking that what

is he doesn't know what he wants for his birthday so he's like has to ask cora no okay the steel door thing is so funny because like when you say stop when he says stop law enforcement does he mean like they go home and give up that's the end they're like sorry sorry for bothering you we can't arrest you i guess he's answering more questions about fighting women i'm seeing okay he said how would star what star wars have been better if luke married leia okay so he's really sister he really is sister okay first of all he's still kicking yeah he's still kicking he's been there and we do know that he has done that and he's here for one purpose so don't call it's a steel door don't come knocking you're gonna get bored especially if you're a teen girl

in the police okay it's it's so funny to ask a question that you because you know the answer in your mind is wrong and so you ask it just to be like maybe other people maybe i'm not wrong is it cool if i kill this girl yeah right what i my favorite part of uh going to the profiles and it's not like the best entertainment but they'll have 100 questions that are just like, if I made love to Kirby, how many eggs would he lead? And then one that's just like,

how much milk is bad for you? Can you die from drinking too much milk? My wife's sister says it's dangerous. Okay. Is it dangerous to drink her milk? Can you do some kind of genetic damage by drinking your sister's milk? So is there anyone who says not to shoot the girl before we move on?

Is there even a single soul in the world? One guy agrees with us that you're not going to be able to. This guy Greg says if I'm drawing on her and she already has her gun out, I'm probably going to lose that one. If she can be distracted by something and I'm fast enough, well, then she is toast because, yes, I will shoot. I was trained to shoot high center mass, so I believe that she will not make it.

And besides, women want equal treatment, right? Had to throw that in there. and then the guy who asked the question again rick said yep they do want equal rights that's true unrelated to this murder scenario that's good my sister keeps telling me to open her cage you come out there i'm gonna shoot you i'm gonna shoot you i shoot to kill she has a gun pointed at me from inside the cage i'm just wondering what to do i've been thinking about this unrelated to the the podcast all week about like how if i was gonna shoot somebody the way i do it under the arm i pull the pistol under the arm that way they like tom cruise and collateral

yeah yeah because then they're like what's over oh i'm dead yeah because it was under the arm yeah and into a mirror that's like there's a series of mirrors yeah if they do it through trick mirrors it's pretty much over it's over you get me in a room with three or four trick mirrors and i've got a gun and you don't i never heard of the circus It's not safe I found one no answer Robert says in concept yes In reality no

In concept yes I would love to shoot a girl But it seems like she might have the drop on me Courts interpret the law however they want Even if exonerated you lose all your money To who? The girl She's dead You're going to lose it either way though because she's robbing you

She was following my elbow that's game well and i shot her these guys maybe not but hopefully you have money in a bank of some sort it's all cash on me carrying every cent that you all of your assets on your person at all times i knew i shouldn't have left the house with my dollar bill and crust jacket i found a really good answer this guy robert fresh hour says teenage girls have killed a lot of people and i would not wait to see if she wants to get rid of a witness to her crime Sucks that she chose a risky occupation. That's on her.

That is on her. That's a good point. She should have specced into a different class. She should have become a merchant. A sniper. A sniper, much safer. Farther away. Some call it the coward's line of work,

but it is safer. If she was a ninja, this never would have happened. I would watch the teen girl American Sniper movie. That would be really interesting. It would be a new take on a classic. American Sniper. oh all right hollywood are you listening they made it woke or ate hers wait that's us yeah is this which week is april 1st i feel like that's the one that came out

before this unfortunately april 1st no it's march i know it's the end oh i see what you're saying this is coming out in like two weeks oh there's no way we can replace us with all female co-hosts and then it's Quorate Hers for April Fool's. April Fool's, it's Quorate Hers. It's true. We couldn't do it. Yes. It's far too late for that.

Well, you also just spoiled it. Yeah. Well, it's double not going to happen. Everybody move on. You could pretend to be girls. Hello. Hello. Pitch our voices.

I'm shy. I'm Alexa. I'm Jeremy. My girl persona is I'm shy. I don't talk much. Thanks for coming. What do you think of that, Alex? Oh, I don't want to say.

Do you want any water? No, never mind. Sorry for asking. You do have a gun the whole episode. I do. I am pointing a gun at them. Teenage girls have killed so many people. I know.

I was wondering if there was a link. It was hyperlinked. There's a source. Yeah. This isn't Wikipedia. um so this next question does bring us back to i believe this is the same community we were on yes two weeks ago and that is street survival yes learn how to be safe and prepared no matter where you are in any city or slum okay because often when i'm in a slum i'm just thinking this

i'm wide open i need corridors a man on a motorcycle yeah yeah um this question is what can happen if my brother's friend tries to fight me in my own home will i get in trouble for beating him up or shooting him because he will probably be invited in by my family but will try to fight me while he's here? What can I legally do? Interesting. Does castle doctrine apply to brother's friends?

Yeah, that's a good question. What kind of answer is that? I have no answer for this one. What I kind of like about this is it's implied like everybody wants him to kick my ass, but I will not have it. Everyone wants him to kick my ass. And we live in the same house and they're inviting him in.

They think it's funny. Yeah. Ask your brother. He's always forcing my head through the stair banister and then kind of like playing it like the drums. I think you're fucked. If your brother invites him in, you have to give him dinner and you have to not fight him.

Well, but can you revoke his invitation? But if the brother's standing there, so right when you revoke his invitation, the brother re-gives it. You have to time it perfectly. I revoke your invitation. I've seen a hundred different scenarios and there's only one where this works.

Do you have any teen girls that you have access to? Speaking of teen girls, the part of this question, it's kind of subtly thrown in there, so it's easy to miss, but it's, will I get in trouble for beating him up or shooting him? So there's a part of this where you murder your brother's friend. There's more. We've been getting very lucky today with the question asker popping in because they throw a little microphone emoji next to him.

So I know it's the guy. This guy's name is Griffin Johnson. You know he's a true MC. What's his occupation? Oh, let's see. It doesn't say. This is his only question ever on Quora. This is a real thing.

He died attempting this. He died shortly after. The friend beat him up and then he deleted his account. This is literally two weeks ago. Oh, my God. So he says it still happened. Griffin says, like I said, it's my brother's best friend and I owe him 20 bucks. And supposedly he's going to start a fight with me here in my own home.

My family invites him in. So legally, if I beat him up or shoot him, what kind of trouble could I face if he comes and talks bad to me? Where my kid and family is in my own... Wait, what? You have a kid in my own home? That's a real twist on the... $20? Just give him the $20.

I thought this was a child. What is going on? With inflation, it's not even that much. I got to say, I knew this was an adult. I thought this was a child for some reason. Just something about the, or shoot him. I was like, this has got to be... This is a real guy who's going to try and actually do this.

It's probably for the best if you shoot him rather than give him $20. Does it say where he lives? Maybe we can Google his name and his town to see if he shot the friend. Unfortunately, no. I'd love to, though. I'd love to look up local news.

What'd you borrow the $20 for? What'd you do with it? Was it worth the murder? Do people comment, like, just give him back the $20? You don't want to mess with Drake, man. I'm assuming he has a cool name like Drake. I wasn't thinking of the rapper.

the rapper's not affiliated with this scenario at all he actually is he's the one who's coming over he's a rich baby daddy uh-huh um so many of these answers say you can kill him and there's one that's like you shouldn't kill him it's illegal but that is locked behind quora plus that one okay it's safe to assume griffin does not have access to that either quora plus is like the actual good answers yeah you have to pay money if you want someone to tell you that you shouldn't if you want the truth you need something you need to pay money for yeah and the billing's weird it seems like it's charged per answer or whatever okay not clear we can get five dollars to know if we're fucked um everyone's just like yeah you can shoot this guy kill his ass if it's

your house it's self-defense interesting look you don't have 20 right now look you don't have 20 dollars you got robbed by a teenage girl at some point pretty much chipotle is like 20 dollars so So if it's after lunch, that money's spent. Brenda says that just tell your brother he's not allowed in your house either. I think you could even just cut out the middleman instead of going to court and be like, hey, you can invite your friend over, but I'll kill him. I'll kill his ass man. I'm going to strike first and strike last.

I don't have $20. I do own a house. Wait a minute. i think the owning a house part of it also made me assume they were children because i was like adults don't own homes you gotta sell your house to get twenty dollars oh yeah sell your house to your friend houses are probably worth like several twenty dollars seventy dollars at least at least 70 yeah it's gone up so much i know it's crazy this city's out of control there's an answer here that says the exact same rules as in the street apply.

You can be arrested, imprisoned, and he can kill you. Do and do forth. Just because you're in your own home means nothing these days. There was an expression that a man's home is his castle. Nowadays, that means nothing. You're just as likely to get punched in the face in front of your TV

as you are in the doorway of the local shop. Oh, baby! So the answer is to do forth. Street rules. And that's by Majin Vegeta in Studies England. I didn't even see that. He's learning well, judging by that answer. I did not realize that that was Vegeta.

The wizard Babidi's curse has reawakened his dark urges. You have to reread it in Vegeta's voice now. To forth. Street rules do apply. You can be killed in front of your own TV, clown. A man's house is his castle. Kakarot. This mantra may be colored by my prince background.

Does anyone have a castle anymore? Okay. I also like this one. What makes you so confident you were capable of beating him up? How many years of training do you have? Get his ass, dog. You couldn't beat him up, dog. Oh, and he does answer.

No, this is the same guy. I mean, it's not the same guy. I don't know. Is that two different people named Mike Weston? I don't fucking know. What the fuck is going on? I miss Mike Weston and Mike Easton. yeah they're like timeless beings they come forth to ask important questions yeah let's do another

question this question is should we legalize drunk driving okay so this is a pretty basic one but the answer is really powerful um just to chime in on it before we get there i'm gonna go ahead and say no we should not legalize it is risky go ahead i want to hear human rights are so oppressed right I feel like everybody should get to choose. You're starting to turn me around on this. Everybody should get to choose. It's your choice. If you go slow, I don't really have a problem with it.

You could also just raise the limit to a really high number as a compromise. That actually does get into our 100%. That gets into this answer. 1.0. Zero blood alcohol. Yeah, 0.2 is the new limit. You can only like when you're blind officially. You're no longer allowed to drive.

You have no more blood. You're pickled. If you're Pickle Rick, if you look down, your body's a pickle. You can no longer drive. Okay, so this guy, James Stewart, who's a Pontiac addict. Jimmy Stewart?

Yeah, it is Jimmy Stewart. You have to read it into Jimmy Stewart points now. Oh, I love cars. It's just Jerry Seinfeld. This is an old celebrity. I don't know what he sounds like. It's a hard one. One night, it's a long time ago, out in Philly.

I don't know. I think I'm just thinking of a different guy. No, you got it. It's a wonderful life. It's like this. Oh, no. One night a long time ago, out in Philly at a bar with the girl I was seeing at the time, I had to move my car into a different space in the gated bar parking lot to allow another vehicle to leave.

I had only had a couple of fingers of my usual drinks, single malt scotch. This is Jimmy Stewart. Yeah, I'd only had a few fingers of my favorite drinks. I had a single malt scotch. My car needed to roll forward approximately 10 feet into another parking space. I've driven 160 miles per hour plus on a racetrack. I've pulled my car out of a slide on an icy road at 60 miles per hour. This might not be Jimmy Stewart.

That doesn't sound like something he would do. I was fucking a bitch mid-drive. I've gone 160 on a closed circuit. It was very exhilarating. Quite scary, though. My lord. I've been given a lethal poison where if my heart rate slowed, I would die. So I had to keep cranking.

Crank what? The original crank as Jimmy Stewart. I had to kill a guy just for the thrill. They call it crank because I have to keep cranking my heart like the front of a car when you're starting it. I fucked Amy Smart right there in the middle of the parade. You know that crank was a remake. Was it really? No, no.

It's a beautiful tale. It's one of the oldest stories ever told. The 1930s film. See how easy it is to get me? I totally believed you for a second. I was so ready. I just realized that. Kind of like the movie DOA, though, I guess.

Oh, classic film. I'm realizing how absurd it is that I have all these crank pulls because I watched it last year on a rewatch. You've got to watch the Billy Walden version. I love crank. I haven't seen the second one. Is it good? It's amazing.

It's even better than the first. Really? Even better than the first? It has one of my favorite jokes ever in a movie, and I don't want to spoil it. Wow. I want to watch Crank 2 High Voltage. It's pretty racist, though.

The first one, and I think I brought this up before on the show, but he pulls a taxi driver out of the car and just yells, Al-Qaeda, and a mob kills him. It's not related to anything. It's anti-Asian racism in the second one,

so it's a different type of racism, but it's pretty... I think he'd get away with that in court if you explained the situation. If they were ghosts, it might be different. It was a floral ghost ride. Jason Statham does the crazy white boy move of saying the N-word to a black guy

to keep his heart rate up at one point. So they get into it in the first one. Anyway, this guy's racing around. I pulled my car out of a slide on an icy road at 60 miles per hour, barely missing the highway barriers. During that 10 feet in a straight line in a mildly inebriated state i was the most terrified i've ever been behind the wheel one

of my buddies had a portable breathalyzer gadget he let me blow into it after my car was re-secured i wasn't even over the legal limit according to his gadget that was the last time i got behind the wheel within an hour of touching any alcohol inebriated driving should be should remain just as illegal as it is now and possibly be subject to even more enforcement than it already is twist ending okay yeah i really thought that guy was going to complain about getting arrested for doing that me too instead it was more dangerous than going 160 miles an hour around a race kind of a woke answer that is jimmy stewart it is jimmy stewart just two fingers you never wanted to don't do this you can't drive drunk i should have to really just can't the two fingers you had in the

bar went right into your eyes uh yeah so this is like kind of a uh a thrill file he's a he's a danger seeker yeah and he's an adrenaline junkie if you will a linux system administrator yeah okay interesting so maybe he might be lying about those other things that he's talking about i want my operating system to work my way his other answer is i've never been in a car before in my life pc gamers rise up all of his other questions are about computer stuff Yeah, and Donald Trump. It's all computers and Donald Trump. I got two interests.

Although he says he's a Republican. Is he pro or anti-Donald Trump? He's a never Trump guy? I think he's a never Trump guy. Oh, Linux user spotted. I'm not sure. This makes a lot of sense to me. I don't know.

He's a fascinating individual, and I love him. And we're in love. He says he's a Second Amendment-loving, gun-carrying Republican. But then he says that Donald Trump chooses to be orange. color which is like the most democrat quora thing i've ever heard got his ass um and yes anyway as a casual reminder it's not that kind of show but whenever this comes up and you're if you're like a never trump republican guy why don't you just be democrat they're just doing that yeah who cares it's all the same shit um yeah joe biden kind of is like a never trump republican candidate he

He likes to say that in speeches. He's like, well, this Republican Party is crazy, but I pretty much am one. I like that he calls Trump the other guy. That is funny. The other guy. I don't know. There's another guy.

What's his name? It sounds like he has dementia, what he says. It makes me think he has dementia. It is Jimmy Stewart. There's a hat, man. He threw a rock through the White House window and he told Jill one day they'd live there. That's pretty cool.

I can tell these are film references I'm not getting. That's from It's a Wonderful Life. All right. Where does it think of it now? This is from Gang Stalking Worldwide. We get a lot of questions about gang stalking. I do not fully get what it is. I can't tell if it's real.

Hassan, do you have an opinion on gang stalking? I think you two are a part of my gang stalking group, so I don't want to say anything. i don't want to say anything because it could you're going to report it back to all the other people that i saw that you installed on my route to the studio here ganged up yeah alex's living room yeah yeah yeah the studio but um no gang stalking is not real i don't think i think it's crazy people unless it's like scientology sending people with like right that's true um my understanding is that it's like people who think that there's like a group of people who are like

dedicated to ruining their lives yeah there's like a cia surveillance team of like literally like 1 000 people yeah and it's like that like with a budget of with an infinite budget that is dedicated to like hiding in costumes and like hiding around your life it's the costumes that go too far for me that's not why i joined this gang no but it's really it's really good work for an actor if you can get it yeah absolutely they pay a lot they pay a lot it's so hard to get a gig it's sag yeah that's true and even just getting in the union which is like its own gang yeah yeah can really push you that's how brando that's how brando got started oh really yeah they're like this this guy who keeps showing up at my work has such a great command of his voice

lights up a room uh gang stalking worldwide this question is uh what is the best advice to expose my gang stalkers and find out who they are and how they how deeply they have infiltrated my surroundings and then it does end with an eye that cuts off yeah so oh they got them got them at that they got them they were like this is how they're gonna catch this is how they're gonna expose us through quora we gotta put it put the kibosh on this they saw them typing was like what's this question end it now and now there's also something funny about like you think being afraid that you're being stalked and then like putting your address on the internet full name yeah this is where i work this is who i love this is who i love it's so funny

um okay well this is a power the answer covers any of your gangsta okay in a nutshell and this is jimmy stewart of course yeah it's the same person no no he has an indian name this time in a nutshell your gang stalkers would be living nearby you and will these are so hard to read it will be working in shifts at extreme ends of your targeting to expose them take pictures of them posted online you can identify these people as they will be repeatedly sensitizing you to stimulus such as coughing talking loudly on cell phones laughing profusely to make you feel anxious additionally and more importantly you can identify them by their tactics such as cutting you off while driving, walking past you, honking horns,

and turning on the blinkers of their cars. There will also be a lot of noise campaigns, doors banging, people shouting, and trying to make you anxious to scare you. So this is a huge gang. This is clearly just someone with anxiety. No, it's thousands of people. This is like an Ohio versus everybody situation.

Exactly, exactly. Everyone who cuts you off in a car is part of a noise campaign. Obviously, these are people who just need help, but it's very narcissistic to be like you're gonna need a lot of help to overcome that whole gang because I think like

because the thing is like if someone passes you on the street then they're gangstucking you but if someone is following it doesn't pass you that also is gangstucking you like no one can be

no one is allowed to be on the street with you at the same time they're tailing you at that point but I do really like the advice of take pictures of everyone

and post them on the internet like you know their Facebook page is just like pictures of strangers all the time I keep seeing this barista in my local starbucks every day you think that's a coincidence do you think he's on a cough

campaign yeah desensitized government's getting lazy um this keeps going and that's paragraph one of three okay okay cool cool cool good uh overall it's a government program of population control that's of course uh these gag stalkers will be used as proxies of the government to control you by first breaking you down and once they have you in total control to use you and make money off you as well as sustain this in long run they want you to fear them and if you are smart as well they want to recruit you and make money off you too to pursue the overall agenda of having a population control mechanism in place hence this creates a chain where overall groups of handlers are used across different states to have a population control mechanism in place with the

blessings of the government in the background oh no i don't know okay any of that well hang on If they're saying, like, by being gang-stalked, you have an opportunity to climb the ladder and become a gang-stalker yourself, I think you should go for that. Oh, yeah. That's a good gig. Yeah, get, like, probably steady pay.

Yeah. You know, maybe you could climb, you could get a few gang-stalkers below you that you're supervising. Once you're in a gang, it's all about respect. Yeah. Even if it's the government. If you get to the top, you're the don.

Absolutely. People got to bow down to that. You could be the king stalker. Can you go from being stalked to the stalker? That's what they're saying, isn't it? I think so, right? They're saying you can get recruited. They wipe your brain to the point where now you're going to get hired to be gang stalking someone else.

Because, you know, like Jason Bourne was getting gang stalked for all those movies. And they kept trying to recruit him. And he was like, I'm not interested. You'd be so good at it, Jason. We can tell. You used to be our best guy. You were the stalker. Yeah.

You were the Don of the CIA. Yeah, you were the Don Diva. It's kind of a breakup movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah, kind of. He breaks up with the CIA. Yeah. You were our best guy.

We loved you. So needy, CIA. Trying to activate my switch. I won't do it anymore. I love the mall. I don't really know what he... It's kind of unclear what he wants to do when he leaves. He's in Europe the whole time.

I think he likes Europe. I love the West. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've come so far. Those statues. Yeah. It's okay if you don't want to read the last paragraph. Does it keep getting good?

I don't know. The younger generation is already indoctrinated into this program. Yeah! Those who have had this existence until now have either deliberately been isolated from this in the past as themselves were targets to begin with or will be at a future point in time indoctrinated into this program.

It's a concept of a police state answerable to the supreme authority akin to a communist state with the hypocrisy of democracy in the forefront. If you're unaware of the program and are being harassed and tortured and are still able to function properly, the military arms or its related organizations

will use microwave weapons and infrasound weapons to cause you pain, raise your heartbeat, and to induce a natural death over time. The idea that you either bow down to the gang stalkers or you bow down to the microwaves and or where a combination of both will be used to torture you

until you die of what seems to be a natural death. Hello to legalized government execution of its own citizens in the disguise of population control. The end. So I don't know how you're supposed to say that last line. Is it like hello to legalized government execution? Y'all, let's sound off in the comments.

Are you team government or team microwave? Which, lock in your answers now. I think microwave sounds good. Microwave gang. yeah that's really cool it's like skippity toilet it's a bunch of guys with microwaves this is probably the most attention this person has ever gotten in their life just us reading it word for word on our podcast i don't know it sounds like a whole gang is paying attention to them every day that's true and it's our listeners are there any gang stalking-esque

comments on that on these um on either of these there's no comments on that that comment i do like the shout out to communism like it's somewhat orwellian how much this gang is stalking me yeah it's somewhat big brother mode how they're watching animal farm what is this 1984 homage to me more like i can't tell if this guy's doing a joke or not because i assume it's a joke some guy says check in your garden for caterpillars some of these caterpillars are actually working for the fbi if you look at them really carefully they have tiny cameras replacing their eyes and at night they come through your window and take photos of you then they shit in your coffee is that a joke or is that i think this person's making light of this situation okay yeah because i really don't

know with some of the gang stalking people who are like if someone walks by me on the street then they're probably the cia right yeah and if you're listening and you're getting gang stalked we are not making light of your situation because that is real but this person we have a lot of doubts about and if you're a gang stalker if you can get thousands of more people to listen to our show yes that would be great get your gang to listen yeah get him to ring that bell as well the cia could drop a itunes review for quarators jeremy loves those we don't know if they do anything but we love and then how much he likes them i've started reading them i think they help i don't know don't leave a mean one

exercise control of your gang leave nice ones yeah i'm just on the gang stalking world worldwide there's a meme sharing memes about being gang stalked tom cruise yelling on the phone i don't know what's going on it says show me the money and then money is crossed out and it says tsdb list show me the tsdb list says tom cruise i don't know what that is i'm tsdb targeted Targeted sexual database. Drake. Terrorist watch. It's the terrorist watch list.

Oh. Okay. Maybe all these people are just like wanted terrorists. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they're like the head of Al-Qaeda in Pakistan. They're like, it feels like they're watching me. Yeah, he's obsessed with me. They're always trying to shoot me with a drone.

Yeah, that is fair. Whatever, crazy. Maybe they're like, it's like Ernest Hemingway when he was like, the CIA is following me. And everyone was like, this guy. And then it turns out years later, they were like, we were, sorry. It's like some left-wing leader in Latin America posting to Quora. I feel like the CIA is like all up on my shit. We should see if like Gustavo Petro's on Quora.

I'd love to like get a world leader on. Oh yeah, I'd love that. Javier Millet. what are your favorite spaces what do you think about gang stalking would you shoot this girl this is a good question on the gang stalking worldwide quora uh why have the gang stalkers never done anything directly to me i've never even seen them but that's a really good you're on the right track asking that question i'll say keep following the rabbit hole yeah why why don't gang why don't i ever see any gang stalkers around me they're a subtle game the final part of that

question is uh is this but i feel everything that they have touched around me but no one will say a word how can they be this stealthy how can they be this stealthy but yeah but people are like that's how they go that's how they work what can i say you want me to tell you they went to school for it for six years they had a job yeah they had a residency at the at the gang stalking at a gang stalking institute and they became fully licensed doctors of gangsta their gang stalking gpa had to be above 3.5 like really impressive stuff you have to have a phd in gang stalking extracurriculars on your gang stalking application they want to see that you've been gang stalking outside of school yeah yeah yeah they see that you've been doing stalk like activities if you started a firm

of some kind yeah you stalk a little bit an internship uh this answer is very funny this guys basically this argument is that um the reason that this is happening uh is because they're trying to get you to kill yourself oh then he says um he says if you watch porn in the privacy of your own home they will increase the visibility stalking every time you go outside after finishing watching porn until you get scared of watching porn all of that is before you realize what's going on then they want you to be clueless and petrified how they get people to turn on you for watching porn they will bombard your phone with gay porn if you're straight they'll have your phone full of tranny porn if you're mistakenly watching one of their stuff unknowingly every time you go

to your phone there'll be tons of gay porn i feel like that's one of the things they will send to your potential future girlfriend to make you look like a perv or gay no offense to gay people it's not about that it's about the gang trying to kill me trying to turn you gay it's so good this is so cool it's so cool because this is like it's literally the embodiment of my friend um one of my friends uh named spencer has this joke where whenever someone if if you like show up at a party he'll like pull he'll like angrily pull you aside and be like did you jack off before this that this guy thinks that's happening to him every time he goes outside people they know i just checked off everyone knows i really like no it's the government

and i'm not gay that was my job i used to work for the government my job was sending people's girlfriends the gay porn yeah yeah yeah i was the gay porn sender i sent it to the because i'm like what is happening on his phone that he like pulls it out and looks at it and is it just like hundreds of pop-ups of like cocks instead of a lock screen hold on i gotta check this he just has like a somehow he has like a phone with like windows 98 operating system and it's like all these pop-ups like old school pop-ups popping up all the time you know what they do the government they wait for you to jack off to straight porn and then right before you come they show they they take a turn your camera on and they put a bunch of gay porn and then it's you coming to

gay porn yeah they're like wow wow yeah somebody's in love with this kind of sauce walking down the street after watching porn and everyone you walk by is like gross uh no offense to gay people though it's the government the trans people the trannies he never apologized to that no he does mean us offense i think well he felt like he had to cover his bases after mentioning how much gay porn he specifically he lives in new york city oh i love it when they're like a mile away from here that's my alt actually i was gonna say something earlier just going outside mentioning how he's watching gay porn yeah okay uh that's enough of that guy vo is his name vo if you're out there keep on watching we're gonna get you

watching we're coming and you're coming and it's uh we just told your girlfriend about it all right we have time for uh one of our other segments yeah which one of these do you want to do Alex you have a specific one hit Cora MD first okay they're all in Cora MD I really like this last one welcome to the doctor's office take a seat on our chair there's a sheet on the chair uh this question is would you allow your wife to get pregnant to another man huh i've never thought about that that's a good question this is like i love the i love the questions that are like james lipton is on there interviewing everyone like it's the actor's studio he's interviewing like uh mike johnson from akron ohio who's a uh a pipe fitter

on the actor's studio like what are you if when you arrive at the pearly gates what do you want god to say your wife is very beautiful young bradley cooper like raising his hand in the audience in the audience nodding would you let your wife get pregnant by another man i uh i'm a young actor trying to learn his craft james lepton would you let your wife become pregnant another man um this is one of the most important lessons in the defense academy too which uh is the theme of this episode all right defend your wife defend her from seed Yeah, another man's seed.

Now, we are assuming, of course, this isn't like you're infertile and using science. I don't think we're assuming that at all. Yeah, right. I'm assuming that this is like letting the homies ride. Sure. Yeah. I think it's either or, honestly. I don't think these people who are responding to this encore will be drawing a distinction.

Right. I think either way. It's a question that's not going to elicit a strong response, I feel. we're gonna have to see how it goes yeah um i'm sure these guys won't be really mad about this question my first impulse is no i remember i feel like just because we are already married within the church and everything that that's kind of like my thing i'm gonna do i guess if somebody else has to i i don't know why this is coming to me but i remember many years ago reading something i cannot imagine this is true that claimed that penises have a head so that

they can pull out the cum of your competitor from a vagina. No, that's true. I know that for a fact. Oh, yeah. It's a great theory. That's why it has those lizard things from the lizard that spits acid in Jurassic Park.

We all have those, right? Lizard flaps? Yeah, that's the whole point of this. The lizard flaps. We all know what you mean. It's so that your wife can't get pregnant to another man. you get the last laugh yeah you use your flaps use your flaps in there

fellows use your flaps they're ribbed for her pleasure um this is a very very long answer over here but this guy is oh my god i just like this first of all just the first sentence everyone is free to have their own desire dream opinion and should not be judged for it opening every answer like that it's important that we get in front of the username which is hot now hot now people are not happy about this they say you can't you shouldn't do it that's my hot hot now is like an early 2000 it's like a 2000s era sirius xm radio show yeah it's like horrible yeah it plays a lot of the killers yeah hot now i didn't get the disco i've noticed and this is i don't know how much radio has changed too much

i do listen to it when i'm like moving my car sometimes but uh when you're pulling your car 10 feet ahead after having a few fingers right and then i get scared and i say never again radio stations used to say when i was growing up they go to 70s 80s 90s and now and i've heard them still say that it's like there's 20 years missing what about that whole interstitial period um there's a very disgusting answer do you guys want me to yes yes you have to listener that's my wife all right sometimes people don't want to hear it uh stoney says we've had many men join us over the years all of them unloading their cum as deep in her as they could our only birth control

is me eating cum out of her pussy. I did not eat all of the cum out of her pussy five times because we only have five kids. She got pregnant twice by other guys, three times by me. I love them all the same. Wait, okay.

Don't eat your own cum out of your wife because that's like, you're supposed to do that to the competition only. Yes, yes. You know? You have to use your lizard flap. But it seems like he's,

it seems like he is half-assing it when he's eating the cum out of his wife when it's his. Because it's three times it's been him. Maybe he's just full. It does imply like, I just couldn't have any more cum. Sorry, my daddy is

full. I had a big lunch today at work. You ever sit your kids down and explain your system to them? Imagine being that guy's kid and finding this answer. You know how on Fridays dad's whole football team comes over?

When was I born, Daddy? Well, Daddy couldn't eat that much cum that night. Daddy was full. He looked like pregnant Sonic from all the cum inside. Daddy's jaw was hurting. Oh, the cum he was chewing. This keeps going, by the way. God damn it.

He says, when you both choose to let other guys cum in your wife, usually a big part of the reason is you both want her to get pregnant. It's okay for you both to admit that. No one but you two will know who the father is. to be honest it really doesn't matter all that matters is keeping your wife's pussy filled with the cum of as many men as both of you want all that matters is keeping your wife's pussy filled with the cum yeah and i want that over my door yeah yeah this guy has a great attitude i think he's a cool guy there are two of my kids there's some other guys i love them even more than the

normal ones does he say his job it'd be funny if his job was really specific like a ceo of Bank of America or something. Linux software and G.A.A. Unfortunately, this guy has very little info about his life. He's just stony. He is just stony. And that he is. We know he's an atheist.

Almost all of his answers are about atheism. If God was real, he would stop me from doing this shit. He would stop me. If God was real, he would strike the tip of my penis with a little lightning to put me out of commission. To keep me from raking it out.

making it easier to eat. I can't figure out what his opinion is, but he has also answered a question about Israel, which I just find fascinating. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Stoney. Stoney. It's kind of interesting. What is Israel if not a woman who has been cummed through? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to scrape

the cum out of it. Get all those IDF breeding programs shut down. Shut those down. I don't think we need to explain anymore what that means.

We all get it. on let's move on uh anyway good for you stoney keep eating that cum out there you have a happy family and we're all jealous uh wait a second that's my dad's picture no no no jeremy that's a picture of you on the page uh so what if jeb jebster said you are a lucky man and stoney said yes i yes i am can we follow stoney he's like pretty absolutely we can he he recently posted as of february 13th so he's on there what did he say um someone asked about atheism and he gave a lengthy answer about uh his belief as an atheist okay as an atheist it's my right to eat the cum out of the pussy i'm gonna be thinking about this guy for the rest of my life i think

um that's should we do any more questions i feel like i have nothing left to add to the world after that honestly um do i have a question we want to ask quora i am exhausted um okay so thank you for listening to our defense academy episode right this was defense academy academy i'm trying to think of a question that we could ask oh maybe we put a flip mode on it we go like what's a situation where you're someone has you at gunpoint but you don't shoot them okay yeah what if a baby what if a christian baby had you at gunpoint sure yeah yeah do that okay let's do it yeah that's always a hit on here quora is exhausted about it like the people who respond to the christian baby questions are like you're giving us all a bad name

let's get it again what if a christian baby had you at gunpoint robbing you would you shoot it you have to do something about uh revoking uh your atheism in there type that up get back to us we're gonna play us out here so thank you so much for coming back to the studio thank you for having me it's been a defenseful time having you here where can our listeners find you and stay away from that camera where can our listeners find you at home and abroad wait real really quick i'm gonna tag stoney in this question okay that's good that's good um so i you can find me on twitter at zero suit camas uh aka clear penis um i'm also you can listen to my podcast seeking derangements and my other podcast movie mindset which is part of choppo trap house if you want to

subscribe to that as well and hear some some movie talk we're doing some movies this year so uh yeah it's gonna be fun yep you're doing a live show right uh yes we're doing a live show in may spring has sprung and if you're in LA go to my podcast co-host Jacques live show show pig which is on May or April 4th

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so thank you for doing that uh if you'd like more of our show we have bonus episodes every thursday on patreon where we go on other websites like reddit twitter.com instagram.com all of your favorites um jeremy what was the final question oh i closed did you close it it was the christian baby yeah you'll see next week what would you do if a christian baby held you at gunpoint robbing you would you shoot it okay that's very direct and clear and hopefully stoney will chime in yeah he's an atheist so he might yeah he might have to yeah he might just like kind of give us big ups for that one yeah good question yeah i would no he seems like a pro-life guy he seems like a i don't want to help but i don't want to i wonder if he by pro-life i don't mean abortion

i mean sure he doesn't believe it like wife as sperm because he's eating those yeah i don't know if anyone does but he doesn't yeah he definitely doesn't stoney does not okay well Well, the show is over now. All right, I'm pressing end. Keep it going. Goodbye. Goodbye.