Quorators - Discourse w/ Anders J. Lee & Christopher J. Bell

Episode Date: October 19, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How can I hack my girlfriend's mind? What wo...uld be the best way to bring up the conversation of race in a baseball game? Both guns & drones are potentially lethal weapons owned by private citizens (though the deployment of drones for personal defense is not yet pervasive). Should gun laws apply to armed drones? Do we citizens have a "right to bear drones?" --- Head to Means TV to watch Anders' and Chris' films. Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators Get even more Quorators @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Can we talk about Topanga for five seconds? She's a trawling. She's on TV. I have something more important to talk about. Splitting from the faith. Something more important here is that Chris, you are in a car like you're doing like a conservative rant video this episode. Get ready.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Get ready. I feel like you're going to rant at me. Well, that's just his personality. It's what he provides a podcast. Don't worry about the table. I can put my water on it. Yeah, you can put your water on. I was a coaster.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Look at Alex. More than that. You're going to have a coaster if you want. There's one over there. I do want a coaster because I'm, you know, I respect Wood as Mr. David. There's no fucking rules here. I could put it on this coaster. This is it's not a coaster.
Starting point is 00:00:40 It's not a coaster. It's not a coaster. The water is going to be like. Just leave the table. You're going to still at. I know, but it's a challenge now. It's an ultimate movie, man. We have two guests.
Starting point is 00:00:52 One, in a car doing his conservative rant video. That's right. One in Jeremy's house, taking a huge. shit on the table. Don't do that. Because he makes the rules wherever he goes, and it's double your pleasure, a double
Starting point is 00:01:07 header here on Quarators. Hello again, Lover. We're back. Hello, lover. Hello, lover. It's another week here on Quarators, America's premier Quora-based podcast. All of your hosts
Starting point is 00:01:35 are here. We have Jeremy. So central. We have Claire. Hey. And Alex, again, there is no fourth host. Don't look for a fourth host. We don't look for a fourth host. But we do have two very special guests. Both here, both medium men, I would say.
Starting point is 00:01:54 That's right. Medium men. Medium? Medium? Medium? Two midmen. Don't contradict me. Not so great, not so bad. You're undercutting my authority in the introduction.
Starting point is 00:02:04 We have two guests. There's no. We have two guests here. and they're big deals. And they're both here to Pramood. Pramu. You're so dumb. A different...
Starting point is 00:02:18 A little ditty that you can enjoy here at home. We have Anders Lee from the Poddam America podcast and Chris Bell, filmmaker and entrepreneur. Hey, Andrew Jail here. Chris Bell here. Do you do the middle name in your titles now, Chris? We can't do. Oh, sure, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Do you do Christopher Jason? I've always done it, yeah. It makes you sound like a biblical figure to me. When you have a J middle name you kind of need to you. It's like an asset not a lot of people have and if you think about the more successful people in the world including the president of the country
Starting point is 00:02:49 Jay. That's so true. Donald J. Trump. Donald J. Trump. I really hate to do this but the last time we had you on Anders we did discuss at length your middle name being J. You did and then you post the episode without it on there which is actually fine. See I just I only
Starting point is 00:03:05 do it for like semi-serious things. So with... Like if you were elected president. Exactly. I don't know if I'd consider that serious. What's that? Do you want me to get the J in there this time?
Starting point is 00:03:17 It would make me more Google-eble because there is a... Well, I actually kind of want people to think that it's the hockey player. We don't want people watching the hockey player short on Meads TV. I really want this to be sort of a gay hockey episode. It would be a smart move on your part
Starting point is 00:03:31 to keep the J withheld, but it's... I don't do it for comedy because at this point it's like, I don't... I'm known as... He doesn't do it for the laughs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Because it's too much to say on stage Anders J. Lee here. It's not. It's not at all. Also on stage or horns are around. It's not serious. Right, exactly. It's like being president. Just games. Just games to me. Well, there's a lot of
Starting point is 00:03:58 big money folks here in the studio today and a lot to talk about. This week's theme is discourse. So the topics of the day, kitchen room conversations, could say, which is incidentally. Kitchen room. Close to, but not identical to.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Is that like what they call it in Canada? Yeah. Where I'm from. I keep accusing you of being Canadian. A Canadian misogynist always told him to go back to the kitchen room. Make me a sandwich, please. Thank you. I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:04:36 You're embarrassing my lumberjack friends. Well, kitchen room conversations, very close to the name of Andrew's new short, which is now available on Means TV, the streaming service. Kitchen Conversations. Thank you. Anders, what was it like making impactful art this year? Oh, well, it's... Chris will get to you. Again, he's in a car and he can wait.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Well, and speaking of waiting, it did involve a lot of that, which I started making this 12.5 minute. movie in 2023 and then just getting the pieces together shot it in 2024.
Starting point is 00:05:17 It was finally edited in 2025 and I was released in 2026. Yeah. Donald Trump has become
Starting point is 00:05:25 president again since the but did you feel like that was why you had to put it out now? Yeah. It was
Starting point is 00:05:32 a contractual obligation that I entered. Yeah, it was, I mean, it's hard. It's as,
Starting point is 00:05:38 as, as, Christopher will confirm, but it's, uh, I, I hope it's impactful. I don't know that it is, but, um, it's, it was, it was also fun, hard and fun, which, that's why I voted for Trump. That's honestly a lot of people. Sounds like a wild weekend with my boyfriend. Right. That's maybe a line I'd be saving if I was like on the view or something. Mm. Mm. Mm. What was it? I was a wild date night with my boyfriend. Well, what was it in response to? Fun and hard. Okay. Fun and hard.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Now, Chris, what was the timeline of your movie? Let's see if it's different from Anders. Alex double-booked our guests. No, no, no. They both have movies on Meads TV, so it makes sense because it's one place you could see two wonderful films. And by the way, why not nice TV? Can one of you guys answer that for me?
Starting point is 00:06:25 You're going to knock me down to peg so you can get nice TV. You guys quit jumping down their throats. I mean, okay. So there is a Canadian version that's nice TV. Got it. Okay. Is there really? No.
Starting point is 00:06:40 I got your head. He's so stupid. You're fucking stupid. But that I'm in a car. Beep, beep, bitch. Can you hear this? No, I can't. Did you just hear that?
Starting point is 00:06:57 I did. Take my word for it. I bet the other people outside heard it. Nobody out here. Oh, well, Chris, recently it's been shared online that your film,
Starting point is 00:07:08 Failed State, which is, now also released on means TV is actually in the top four films supposedly of Chairman G the leader of China. Released by who, I'd ask. Who released these figures?
Starting point is 00:07:23 Jeet here, put this out. He put it out and you gotta believe the guy. I really don't know what he would have to gain by lying about your movie. Do you like hang out with Jeet here? To be clear, Chris Photoshop this odd to the cheat here, Screechot. No, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Gene here put that in there. Fair enough. I told my wife it's Chairman G's favorite movie. I saw this shared on the Blake Check subreddit. And they're discussing it today. I swear to God, a screenshot of it. People are like, I wonder why he's seen this movie from VET TV. You know, we'll have to get Jeet on the show, and he can be like here here.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Or gee. You could. Or yeah, that would be a good get. DJ here. Yeah, that was a joke I was trying to make, and it got stepped on, unfortunately. Oh, sorry. That's my bad. We're still like kind of figuring out how to do this.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I'm just saying it should be nice TV. Well, anyway. He's not without his points. It's a great film and, you know, I've enjoyed both of your works. And I hope that the listeners can do so today. Right after this podcast episode ends, they turn on their favorite, they log into their mean TV subscription and just start taking it all in. But until that happens...
Starting point is 00:08:35 And if they're not subscribed, they can push a capsock button on their keyboard. and hit promo code Anders and you'll get 20% off. Oh, shit. That's great. Chris, do you have a promo code? Hear me out. Or Chris Bell.
Starting point is 00:08:51 That's another problem. I didn't know we had dueling promo codes. You got a full name. It's longer. It's more to type in. Oh, interesting. Be, you know, whatever you choose. I kind of thought just the whole website, like the only promo code was Anders.
Starting point is 00:09:06 If you, no, if you use promo code all caps, Corridators. someone from Means TV will come to your house and kill you. Right, so don't put that one. You will get the wall. How much are we talking here per month for Means TV? We're not allowed to discuss it. It's affordable and it's fun.
Starting point is 00:09:23 I think the people need to know. 20% off, that's all I can say. Of what? Of what? You know, these questions are kind of futile. You know what it is? I'm sick of all the infighting. It's crass is what it is.
Starting point is 00:09:37 We don't talk money on the show, really. But what we do talk about are the issues of the day. So we're going to get right into it. We have a lot of stuff to discuss, including our space of the week. Before that, real quick, weather report, it's nice out. Oh, yeah. We can wear a light jacket. It's weather report.
Starting point is 00:09:53 It's autumn, but it's nice. So you don't, like, I wore pants to bike, but I didn't have to. Right. Okay, hit space to week. Now, our space of the week is soft skills and autism. I was told right before we started that I could skip this. if I wanted to. I gave him the option.
Starting point is 00:10:18 But I don't feel like I was giving it in practice. I did not really explore. I just said, what's discourse? And then I clicked on links until I got here. Yeah, and I said, we don't need to do this. We don't even know what this is.
Starting point is 00:10:29 This is just a space with 27 contributors about autism. Autism, is it real? I'm going to say no on that. I know Anders has some discourse. On soft skills, mostly. Yeah. Soft skills, that's like tap names. What is, yeah, what?
Starting point is 00:10:50 I actually had to take tap dance with an autism diagnosis, and I could have gotten out of the tap dance class by saying I'm too autistic to do this, but I was so stubborn that I was like, all right, I'll take tap dance. Listen, I'm going to bite everyone in this room. You make me dance. It was too good. That's why you didn't. Yeah, wouldn't be the man you are today if you got out of that class.
Starting point is 00:11:14 It's true. Can you tap dance? In theory, I did learn it. You can. Get on up. You do kind of need the shoes to do it. Although I can kind of remember that... He's doing it.
Starting point is 00:11:28 He's just annoying my dad-to-neigh-neigh-neigh-ne-ne-door-all-on-the-camera. You can't really see his feet too well on the camera. That's what tap dance is. Audible feet. If you're watching the video, Anders has a dancer's body. You probably clocked that by now. This space, by the way, has 18,000 followers. So this is a medium-sized Quora space.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Sure, for two medium men. That's a good haul over on Quora.com. Only 27 contributors. So these people know autism and soft scales. Great. It's developing and using soft scales. Now, soft skills, I would guess, you know, without looking into it, too much being the thing that, I guess they're implying that autistic people,
Starting point is 00:12:09 they only know hard skills. What's a soft scale? What does that include? And the about maybe? No, not really. The about was a lot of guideline. Not to be annoying. Already a lot of rules.
Starting point is 00:12:21 It's kind of a pretty autistic space. So there's a lot of rules about how to post in here and stuff like that. What about like control F? Maybe if you type in like soft and autistic females are often better at social skills, which is why many women find out at a later age they are autistic. This is how we found out the questions about women is we control F soft. And they just show up that way. Why are women soft?
Starting point is 00:12:52 It could be good to talk. I think of making cotton candy or fluffing pillows. Oh, yeah, those are all soft skills. Oh, yeah, soft cotton. That's terrible. It's just in the title. I'm looking at soft skills. The Control F has done nothing for us.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Behavior on interpersonal traits, such as empathy versus technical job tools. That's from the Google A. Ironically, if hard skills are a job skill, then creating, making pillows and other soft things like Andrews were saying, those are all hard skills, ironically. Teamwork. Teamwork is soft. Kissing is a hard skill. Because it's a trade. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:31 It's technical. It is technical. I had to go to school, the Lord had a kiss rate. It comes so naturally to me, I just assumed we all could do it. Again, that's not what it means, though. Whatever. Who cares? Here's a question.
Starting point is 00:13:44 I'm a 15-year-old girl that just got diagnosed with autism. I've been hiding my autistic trait since I was little, but I really didn't want to be labeled as autistic. What should I do? All right, you find the meanest kid in school. You kick his ass. No, here's what you do. You start a TikTok channel.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Okay. Brand yourself as a neurotypical. Oh, sure. And say, autistic people do not understand these five traits of being a neurotypical. Sure. And if you do that hard enough, then no one will question you. Or soft enough.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Or soft enough. If your skills are soft. Again, this is a girl. There is this guy on this platform. Some of you are watching on YouTube, who's a Scotsman, who talks about having autism. The voice. Autistic paper. That's good.
Starting point is 00:14:36 But every video is just a new, completely mundane thing that everyone does. is like autistic people will think about a conversation if it's a heavy conversation for the next day. And then he ends every video by saying just to disclaim a lot of autistic people actually will relate to nothing in this video and a lot of neurotic people will relate to it. Oh, yeah. What a dick.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Fake fans. Yeah. I mean, it's designed for people to like, do I have autism? I'm going to watch this video that confirms. They're trying to wear your culture as a costume. Scottish, yeah. Haggis. being scared by colors Scottish things
Starting point is 00:15:17 Well, you know, I think this has already gotten us talking and started some kitchen conversations at home here But yeah, I don't think autism was created by the government And I don't think it was made in a lab Really? You don't believe that? You haven't heard autistic lab week theory? I don't think this was like the first I think China created autism
Starting point is 00:15:39 First stage of MK Ultra To conquer America. Really awkward sauce. Awkward sauce. Sounds very soft. When did they invent it? When did China invent it during the shift? Sometimes in the early 2000s.
Starting point is 00:15:52 The things attributed to China inventing them are like, did they really have the industrial production to be inventing autism in 2002? I just don't see it. Again, this is a conspiracy theory I made up right now for a bit, but maybe they did. I think they probably did. Yeah, the dungest reforms in the 80s. could have produced autism because that's when you saw the uptick. Is that right, Anders, in the 80s? Late 80s, early 90s, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Dung, yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I really, I really don't like that. That's how his name is pronounced. I know it's correct. Right. But, you want to say, dang. I, you, I, you, I, you, that's how it's spelled. It makes me feel southern the way I say, dang.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Dang. Now there's not. Dang, we're pivoting to the market. Shoot, boy. We're a workhouse of the world, boy. That's crazy you can have seven employees, but not eight or its exploitation. Okay, well, you know, this is just one topic. We don't have to get stuck on here.
Starting point is 00:16:58 I think this is an interesting space. But let's go on and start with our first segment. Okay. Our first segment is, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-the- quiz course, politics. Who could have guessed such a thing? It's political questions here on Quora.com. Oh, I love this. We're on street survival, learn how to be safe and prepared no matter where you are in any city or slum.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Top Quora space, street survival. Yeah, one of the best spaces. One of the best spaces of all time, by the way. The goat. Both guns and drones are potentially lethal weapons owned by private citizens, though the development of drones for personal defenses is not yet pervasive. Should gun laws be applied? Sorry, should gun laws apply to armed drones?
Starting point is 00:17:43 Do we citizens have a right to bear drones? Is there a right to bear drones? This is discourse. I think this is actually a great solution to the gun violence problem in America. If you have neighbors, for instance, instead of being armed with guns that can shoot each other, they just have armed drones and let them...
Starting point is 00:18:01 Predator drones, yeah. Have predator drones do a cockpillar. And then if you lose, your whole family is killed by a missile. Right. Yeah, okay. Well, I was thinking they could fight each other and see who armed the one Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is an argument for drones in general is like, hey, why don't we just have our robots fight the war?
Starting point is 00:18:21 And then that's it at the end. They fight each other because it's assumed they would kill my whole family with a missile, but they don't have to at that point. They could if they wanted to. That's an idea Dung would have thought of it. Yeah, I mean, he was always cooking. But, you know, it's not all about him all the time. don't we already have video games
Starting point is 00:18:38 we do already have video games this could be taken who needs drones right we have better video games that could do this in the future all war is decided by Starcraft 2 that is really something I was kind of leading South Korea is the world's most powerful nation the amount of StarCraft 2 I was playing in a previous part of my life I was kind of hoping maybe things
Starting point is 00:18:58 tilted that way but that doesn't seem to be the way we're going Alex, those zealots that you were controlling were really people. That would be out in space. That would be devastating. Fighting the zirglings. They would have easily four times as much health points as those zirglings, hypothetically. Do you know who was? Let's get back on track.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Sorry. You know what? I was about to expand the StarCraft conversation. We don't need to do that. But anyway, the right to bear drones. Where are they going to think up next? Remember in New Jersey when they kept trying to shoot down the drones with like guns and stuff like that? This kind of happened already this war.
Starting point is 00:19:33 The gun versus drone war. I don't think the Constitution protects it, though. The Constitution? I think the founders wanted us to have drones. I think they would have wanted that, but they didn't know about it, so they couldn't write it in there. Thomas Jefferson was like, people should have little airplanes that you control with an Xbox controller.
Starting point is 00:19:49 What about our automated horses? Shall we not protect those? If you get invited to a wedding you don't want to go to, you should be allowed to kill everyone there. I own slaves. I sling. He was always saying that. He's just screaming,
Starting point is 00:20:07 screaming about how many people he owns. I do mostly hear about drones in respect to killing everyone at a wedding, but they kill people other places as well. It's true. They're just so good at it. I was hanging out with a little boy this weekend. Wow, dude.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Okay. Not outside of fatherhood, but inside of fatherhood through father time. and the little boy had a drone. And he said, look at my drone flying around. Dron shaped like a jet plane. Yeah. But it is, in fact, the helicopter, so it was flying backwards and stuff,
Starting point is 00:20:38 and I took real issue with that. Oh, really? What I wanted to say is because jet planes do not fly in the opposite direction of the jet. It was misleading. It was confusing. It was not constitutionally protected. I guess it's just too broad of a term.
Starting point is 00:20:53 I don't think you can put it down on paper like that. And I guess where did you hide his body? The boy? The boy. No. I paused on it because I didn't kill him or do anything bad. Was he your son? No.
Starting point is 00:21:08 The way you phrased that where you were hanging out with a little boy. It's father time with a young boy. Father time. I had some of the fatherhood. You kidnap somebody. And is he? Within. See, none of you fucking bachelors know this because you're all 25 and have no children.
Starting point is 00:21:23 But when you have like a little kid, you just like get to father other kids sometimes. I guess that's true. I was just like around a five-year-old or whatever, and he was like, check out my drone. And then he made me foot racing him twice and I was hung over. And that was hell for me. I don't think when I was five,
Starting point is 00:21:39 I was ever racing other like hungover strangers. I let him win once. Oh, yeah, you got to run a long time. Yeah, yeah, show him his boss. After that, I want him to know that fast. He, wait, he was actually faster? Because I would race adults. No, he wasn't.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Well, it sounds like you did lose once. So I would race adults when I was five and win. And then eventually I realized. they were just kind of humoring me. Yeah, they were fucking making fun of you, dude. And they still are. This kid's so slow in a foot race. If I had had had tap shoes on, I would.
Starting point is 00:22:11 They would hate my dust. Oh, then they'll see. Let's see the answers on the drones question. I feel like we're kind of split in the room. Read this answer. This is by Chris Coleman, who's a geophysical technician. Former mayor of St. Paul, Chris Coleman. Well, but not this one, though, is it?
Starting point is 00:22:26 Could be. He should have put that as... Didn't say he's not. He should have put that as his flair if he was also the former bailer of St. Paul. He's down. They're very humble, of course. I'm looking at his profile. It says he's a senior library assistant now.
Starting point is 00:22:39 He lives in Southern California. I just feel like if he was a mayor, it would have made the top two before those ones. He isn't John's political corner? He doesn't even know how old he is. Well, the current mayor of St. Paul is currently locked in a sexual harassment scandal, so maybe he wants to disassociate from mayors of St. Paul. This is his place for fun. His bio is a 60-something who has been around every block more than once.
Starting point is 00:23:03 He doesn't know his own age. He has no clue. I'm 60-some. God, rock, and roll and bicycling. I do find as I get older, I'm, like, not sure what my name is for like, I mean, my ages for like a minute. Like, you'll ask me how old I am and I'm like, 32. No, that's not it. That was a couple years ago.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Read this. answer. Okay, Chris says any, not the guest here, who again is a, no, he's in a parking garage. Famous artists, beloved in China. Chris says anything can be used as a weapon. On 9-11, hijacked airliners were used as weapons. No.
Starting point is 00:23:45 On January 1st, 2025, Shamsu Dingerbar rammed his vehicle into a crowd in New Orleans, killing 15 people. I actually did not know that. Shamsud Gombabar. I'm only, that's off the dome. didn't look that up. And he just says vehicle. I'm only a fan of Shamsu Dingerbar's other work.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Hey, man. Separate the art from the artist. Baseball bats. Hammers, rope, axes, and kitchen knives are used to kill people every year. Even bare hands are used to kill people. That doesn't make any of those items arms legally or by definition. So the answer is clearly no. The Second Amendment does not cover drones or cars, airplanes,
Starting point is 00:24:28 baseball bat or rope. What do we think about this, I don't agree with this. I think the Constitution says you have a right to airplanes. Bare hands aren't arms, you're telling me. They're on arms. Every American should be allowed to do a 9-11.
Starting point is 00:24:41 I got to quibble with him here. He says, bare hands are used to kill people ostensibly saying that we don't have a right to bear hands, which is, I think, pretty expressly. Bear arms, as has been noted. Right. Hand is part of the arm.
Starting point is 00:24:57 They can't arrest you for having hands. I also do think you do have a right to have hands. Yeah. Yeah. That's part of pursuit of happiness, I'd say. A lot of my four-you-paid are... Having hands. ...loaks who have hands.
Starting point is 00:25:10 As we've discussed on the show before. Alex is trying to become a hand model. Kind of like British people who box. Right. Kind of what I'm referring to. Do they do the like... I can't do it on a video. They do the...
Starting point is 00:25:20 They swing their arms around? I don't really know what boxers are doing. They're kind of like doing a lot of moves that wouldn't think to punch people with, but yeah, that's the best way to punch them. Right, is to swing your arms a bunch. Is it really? Yeah, I don't think that's true.
Starting point is 00:25:33 And then you've got to like swerve around. You got to look kind of like a bug. Right. Boxing's about looking like a bug. But that's not... Butterflies and bees, stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Feels like the sillier...
Starting point is 00:25:44 Can you use a bug as a weapon? Can you use a bug? If it's a venomous bug. Yeah, I think you could. And I think you have a right to in the Constitution. That's what... I think I have a right. To have like a big wasp that you stab people with.
Starting point is 00:25:56 You could release bees. Release bees on someone? Scorpion throw. Scorpion? Scorpion is not a bug. Scorpion is a bug. Sparion's a bug. Bug's not a real thing.
Starting point is 00:26:08 It's like kind of a between bug and lizard. Scorpion is his own thing. I know I invite you guys on here for discourse, but scorpion isn't a bug is not a level of I thought we were going to catch you. I think it is a bug. I have not lived in a scorpion heavy environment before a story. It's not really a bug, But bug's not like an actual scientific term.
Starting point is 00:26:28 It's just kind of like a word to mean like a nasty little critter. Because it's an arachnid, he's saying. It's not an arachnid. It is. It has eight limbs. Does it really? Yes. It's an arachnid.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Dumbass. I didn't know that. You sound like a bunch of city slickers on this show. This is what I've been trying to fix. I feel like I really got laid out the law today. Maybe you should watch a little bit on a nice TV. I'm trying to lay down the law because there's a bunch of rap scallions in my podcast. They're trying to poke holes and everything.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Or pinch them with scorpion. kitchen room one time and everyone jumped down his throat and now he's lashing out. I'm trying to get through. He also said Pramute. Don't let him get away with that. It's not about the things I said or didn't say. It's about what legally you can hurt people with.
Starting point is 00:27:11 And if you can use bugs and I think a lot of that comes down to if you can, I'm sorry, I'm very distracted about what's on the quarrel right now. If you are using Castle Doctrine, we scrolled down, we found one of our accounts we follow which is Wikified. Which is, we realize.
Starting point is 00:27:26 His name is just wicked, but we do like to read it as wickified, even though there's no evidence. It's more like wikiki-kid. It's wicked. All right, so I understand this correctly. W-I-I-C-I-E-I-D. Okay, we figured out before that it is, it's just the word wicked, but he has little eyes in between all of the letters to make it look cool. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:52 That's like an AOL throwback. Exactly. It's hard to know that. because the I is also in the word. So it doesn't look good. No, it looks really bad. He's an Army 89X, it says, which I think is one of Mega Man's divisions.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Well, he had to kill a guy to get that, so to gain that power. Sorry, I'm going to go to the bathroom, but you guys keep talking. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We have a button for this. Wait, we have a button for that. All right, go on pee, girl. I don't know I said that. Who's voice was that?
Starting point is 00:28:26 It's Tim Barnes. Oh, okay. He said it when Claire went to pee that episode. She goes to pee a lot. There's more than enough people on this podcast that Claire could go pee a few times. It's fine. We should ask for, we should ask for it. This guy really broke it down.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Do you want to read it, Chris? A? What is that A? What does that mean? It's like a, I think, shruggy face. I think he means like answer. Oh, no, it's a guy raising his arm. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 00:28:50 It is a guy raising his arm. Wow. Drone expert here is I think what is going for. Oh, yeah. Read it, Chris. Far as autonomous drones go, the answer is unquestionably no. Does the rest, does the whole thing rhyme? No.
Starting point is 00:29:03 You should read it like it rhymes. But far as drones that you control to say fly and maybe only just to fire, the fact is that, wait, why did he put a dash? The fact is. You can't get stuck on that. The fact is that there's no legal precedent to cite saying we don't. To constitutional law, we go. If you're not aware, our founders use the then-new, massive two-volume dictionary of the English language by Englishman Samuel Johnson to define important words they use within our founding documents and period writings. Arms, therefore meant weapons of offense or armor of defense.
Starting point is 00:29:48 That should count drones. So let's look. the only semi-anti 2A Supreme Court finding in American history U.S. versus Phillips and see what they found. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Arms, was that the only definition of arms? So these things they had another name for? Samuel Johnson from England said that that was it. Oh, wow. What were they calling these things? Falangees? He's talking about like body arms for the listener, for audio listener. He's waving them around. He's waving around.
Starting point is 00:30:20 It's a prove a point. Maybe these were guns initially and they swapped words. They used to call arms. I mean, they are called guns. They are called guns. If you're strong. You need a second. This is an army
Starting point is 00:30:34 man and he's breaking down the Constitution. We can't just read this guy's whole thing. It just says no. It's so long. Whoa, he breaks it down. Step one, step two. In bold at the end. Drones on a question for a future day.
Starting point is 00:30:46 He punts on the question, essentially. If we're going by what's in bold, if you're ever interviewing Wikikide, you got to tell him that he's got to answer the damn question. And then Jeffrey Diver says, great and thorough answer. Thanks. Hold his feet to the fire. My thinking is that drones will become an issue when they are recognized as cheaper and more effective than guns.
Starting point is 00:31:05 The various militias will begin deploying them with their operators out of sight against the rows of red coats we see patrolling riots. Red, do we see that now? Is this person also trapped in the 18th century? What's the name of the hamburger boy who killed those people? in 2020? Hamburger? Yeah, he's kind of like a modern day hamburger. He showed up
Starting point is 00:31:28 in this all right. Oh, Kyle Rittenhouse. Oh, oh, God. Why is he hamburger boy?
Starting point is 00:31:34 Are you thinking of the Hillsbury don't know? He just looks like eats a lot of hamburgers. You know that hamburger boy? And anyway, I think he's one of the
Starting point is 00:31:44 patrols the red guys. Alex starts becoming a personal trader and he's calling Kyle Rittenhouse hamburger boy. You know that? You know that little chubster? I think this guy like you may have, because he says red coats,
Starting point is 00:31:57 I think he's maybe thinking of police and has a color problem with his eyes and his retinas. Like you apparently who I walked in wearing this, you thought I was wearing a pink shirt. You're pretty much wearing like camouflage to trick you're wearing pink and it's not when you look at it close. That's not anyone would have said that. It's white with brown stripes, so it kind of looks pinkish. Maybe if you get hit in the head and you're half Polish. We're not allowed to talk about.
Starting point is 00:32:20 The poles or... He always does that. Wait a second, Alex. I do actually have a light that's out. If we could figure out how many of you it would take to fix that. I've already broken all the clocks in this house. Not allowed to touch the lights.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Point being, this guy sees... He thinks police are wearing red. I think he's got an eye problem. No, I think he's from the 1700s. You're right. I don't think he's fighting. He's fighting England. We hate the guy.
Starting point is 00:32:47 This is discourse. Okay, this one doesn't have any answers on it. And the question, of course, is, what would be the best way to bring up the conversation of race in a baseball game? Like when you're at a baseball game? I think who's going to get to... Or just watching it. Who's going to get to home first, the ball or the runner, which is a race of sorts? Here's what I would do.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I would watch the game regular and just to establish that I'm an average show. And then when someone takes a base, I'd say something like, oh, which group of people do you think could do that the fastest. Oh, sure. Yeah, that's the way I do it. I think what I would do is I was at a Cyclones game recently, the Brooklyn Cyclones, and I saw a guy who had a very
Starting point is 00:33:29 cool old retro Cubans jersey, which is an old Negro League team. And if you wear that and that's your term. And then you get to kind of just say the word Negro, but just slip that in there. Then you could say all sorts of crazy shit.
Starting point is 00:33:46 It would be funny if you bleeped out that when people would have think it's the other one. It's what it's, it's what it was what it was called. See, um, I think you really don't have to do much depending on the announcer if you're watching on television because, uh, there's been several instances where like an old white guy announcer has, uh, inserted race into the, into the commentary. I remembering once. So you can understand it. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. There was a, uh, just a player who was of, I believe, Mexican extraction in the in the, in the dugout. And then the, the manager was standing next to him. And then the, the, the, the manager was standing next to him. And there were, about to cut to take commercial and the announcer was like, I bet the manager there is looking after his wallet around. And then like not that long ago, you had Jack Morris, former Minnesota twin.
Starting point is 00:34:31 I actually used to play ball at one of the same places he did. You play professional hockey, right? More of a football player. Which actually, Andersly also played football, Mr. Football 2007. We know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:45 But in Jack Morris, he, He was announcing, he was calling a game, and there was a Japanese player. And he was like, this is what he said. He was like, he must be very, very careful. And then like, God. And then they come back to commercial. And then they come back to commercial any immediately.
Starting point is 00:35:06 He's like, just want to apologize? I had something in my throat. Someone yelled at me. I was saying it normal. I think you have plenty of opportunities if you're watching on television to bring up race organically. I mean, if you're maybe. These are the announcers asking the question maybe. Yeah, they want to do it more.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Yeah. If you're really into stats, I mean, who are racist, if not, like, moneyball guys for people? Oh, yeah, that's the dark. That's the dark stats. My cat is attacking Anders. I hear a lot about these stats. I think your cat's just curious. I was about to gender your cat, and I realized I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:41 He's a boy. Okay. That's what I usually go with because everyone assumes girl. His dick is so big. We're always so much. Let me see that thing. Excuse me. All the podcast.
Starting point is 00:35:50 It's red. Do you think the sequel to Moneyball would have been called Moneyballs? I think so. If they made it. And they would probably draw a wine to the ass, and it would be a dollar sign. There'd be a lot of grab ass. It'd be, you know, it'd be, you know, horsing around. Maybe it would be a different sport.
Starting point is 00:36:07 It would be Money puck. Money puck. I don't think that would be the sequel to Money Bowl. Why not? Money puck. Money puck. It's just like, how many, if we can recreate Anders Lee and the aggregate. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Exactly. Which we want to do. Yeah. We got to get you guys to meet. Including or not including gang violence. You were Facebook friends at one point. But you could get, I'm sure there's a statistician out there who's maybe an idiot who would think that you would double your Anders Lee stats if you got another Anders Lee on the squad. Nate Silver, I think we could convince this.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Jeremy, do you think we should tag someone to answer this question? I was going to say we should just answer this question. Let's answer it. How do we want to answer it? Um, I would say, just go for it. Just go for it, homie. Just go for it. Stop beating around the bush.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Hold on. I'm trying to give us a fucking, say we're a dark cowboy. Are these your, okay? Yeah, these are our accolades. Okay. Just go for it. Maybe add an example, like example conversation, example. For example, Dominicans are often designated hitters, eh?
Starting point is 00:37:14 A. Yeah, A. That's how I would say. and then I'm from Canada great and then we can also have the fucking AI do it for us which is really awesome
Starting point is 00:37:26 I know about this website Alberto Mysterio is your own way of bringing up right oh this is from the fucking AI yeah did you know that Alex no I didn't know that at first the question was AI generated
Starting point is 00:37:40 an AI generated robot which we blocked by the way but I guess it doesn't matter they start shit they're always starting shit that's it seems like That's what the platform wants. Why does the AI want to discuss race? It's just saying you could and it would like to.
Starting point is 00:37:54 I fucking hate this website with all my heart. I think it's because, you know, this website attracts a lot of people who are curious about this topic. They're trying to find ways to learn more about it in their day-to-day lives in a baseball game is the most like middle American sort of thing. This is a machine trying very hard to understand human stuff. Yeah, right, right. Being racist, watching baseball.
Starting point is 00:38:17 How do I be racist? baseball game. It is traditionally Miller Light. A place for you know big big topics
Starting point is 00:38:27 like the birds and the bees you know race mostly those two the big two they say let's go on to the next one we've got some
Starting point is 00:38:35 great I'm sorry about that robot no you're fine I just brother I'm doing core romance I'm sinking
Starting point is 00:38:41 okay questions of love I cannot stop thinking about Chris hearing this through his car speaker. It's so funny. You don't have headphones, right? It's just coming through the car.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Just going through the car, yeah. That's awesome. This is how many freestyle rappers record their latest beats. Sure. This is how a lot of people listen to podcasts. Yeah, sure. That's how they should be recorded. Yeah, I agree.
Starting point is 00:39:12 He did that once. Yeah, I've done it on a tour. Yeah. I mean, I felt like that must have been impossible to listen to because there's like six people in that car. Just kind of yelling stuff. And most of it was like, oh, my God, Bernie's going to win. Yeah. What happened with that one?
Starting point is 00:39:26 We were right. Okay, here's a question. How can I hack my girlfriend's mind? Great question. Now, maybe not something everyone's looking to do. And this is not from the computer. If you were to do it, how would one do it? And we have an answer from Sumit Kumar, who is a computer science student, so he should know
Starting point is 00:39:45 I think or two about hacking. Seven years ago. So you might have graduated by that. Things have changed, yeah. Yeah, there's been a lot of progress in the technology sector since then. What's his profile picture? It's like him listening to music. I don't know if he's just listening to music.
Starting point is 00:39:59 It seems like he's doing something else with the bottom half of his body. He's coding a woman. What do you think he's doing, Anders? Stuff that you would be doing with a girlfriend if you had one. I see. Not that you're as a girlfriend. I have an ex-girlfriend. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:13 I think I was like me. I don't think he was dunking on you. I wasn't trying to be mean to you. To our Steve. Because he has a wife. Okay. This is Sumit says, If your girlfriend is a robot,
Starting point is 00:40:31 then it is easy to hack her mind, but hack human being is quite impossible to hack her mind with help of computer. True. Female mind hack a three-step strategy. Step number one. Do the withdrawal.
Starting point is 00:40:46 It is a myth that the opposite of love is hate. Whoa. Guess what? Love and hate are pretty much the same thing. It's the opposite sides of the same coin. I mean, don't you feel both love and hate for your girlfriend at the same time? There's a great song about this. That point, exactly. Which song, Anders. I don't want to get you demonetize.
Starting point is 00:41:06 You're singing it too well. Really accurately recreated. That's me espresso. We're talking about that before the podcast. Andrews hasn't heard it. Yeah, we just showed it for the first time. We did a live react for Andrews on that's me espresso. Not enough. Yeah, but not enough coffee related sort of There's a few coffee things in there. You had to get like two minutes in. You couldn't see her because she's just a little lady. I've seen her before and that's why I was...
Starting point is 00:41:30 I guess I find it uncomfortable to watch her stuff because it's highly sexual. She's so small that she's... Child size. I'm not in a Biba size. It's kind of like when Alex was hanging out with that young boy. It couldn't be more different than that. But just like you're watching the boy play. We're watching Sabrina Carpenter sing, but it's about...
Starting point is 00:41:50 You kept saying it was so sexual. I actually have... choose to listen to Sabrina Carpenter after hanging out with the boys to be, to feel like a man again. I'm going back to this answer by Submeet. Samit says, here's the real opposite of love, indifference. When you stop loving a person, you start feeling indifferent towards her. You don't hate her. So here's the first thing you need to do.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Step back and be indifferent to her. You've been nice and accommodating to her all the while, right? From now on, I want you to do the opposite. become emotionless to her. In short, stop caring that much. This, of course, will shake her reality. She has never expected you to behave like this. She thought you're firmly placed under her thumb.
Starting point is 00:42:36 So as you back up, she'll be taken by surprise. You'll knock her off balance completely. Here are some things you must do to take the power back from her. Delay your reaction to her. When she asks you something, give her a short, vague answer like, Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Oh, that would piss me off.
Starting point is 00:42:55 That would hack my mind. Yeah, that would hack by-bite as well. That would really make me mad. If she deliberately provokes you into an argument, act tired and disinterested. Spend time away from her and keep doing busy things that don't involve her. Stop answering her calls and texts. That should get you started. And then an image that has been removed for violating for his policy.
Starting point is 00:43:16 It's just like him opening up a woman's mind. It's just a giff of him jacking off. Step number two is dump her. That was step number one, by the way. If you've done the first step correctly, then you'll feel this. The power dynamic and the relationship is shifting to you. How to own your girlfriend. Break up with her.
Starting point is 00:43:35 She's been hacked. Now she's not your girlfriend anymore. You've been hacked, haven't you? Wow. You're shattering her illusion of control, and you'll probably freak her out big time. Big time. She'll be completely startled, and she will be most vulnerable at this point. This is when you deliver the killer blow.
Starting point is 00:43:52 I think we need to spend some time apart. Boom. Just. Hacked. Gilling spree. Pleep, boi, bo, blip, blip, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, you've been hacked. Oh. As you'll see, this is supposed to be vague.
Starting point is 00:44:08 You don't tell her that you want to break up out right. In other words, never say it's over. What you do, what you want to do is completely fire up her imagination, make her thoughts run wild. Am I getting dumped? Is he seeing something else? What did I do wrong? Why does he hate me now? Remember, the more triggered she gets the pest.
Starting point is 00:44:23 better it is for you. Whoa. Trigger your girlfriend. After you fake dump her, then you get out of town and stop contacting her for three days. God damn. There's another image removed. She'll be calling you in a frenzy. Her text won't be fast and furious.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Expect all this, but stay strong. Don't reply. Step three. Finish her. After about three days, then send her a quick text. Let's talk things over. After you've done everything, as I said before this, expect her to reply enthusiastically. to you, women love to talk things over when the shit hits the end.
Starting point is 00:44:56 They love to talk. Yeah, yam, yeah, yeah. When you've broken up with them and disappeared for three days, they love to chat these women. Well, you're in her mind then. And it says, you're now at a most powerful position and she is at her weakest, so make full use of your advantage. This is your moment.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Don't screw it up. In the final step, you use mind control technique that will make her dominating personality a thing of the past. The mind control technique is called fractionation. Fractionation. Fractionation. That sounds like an Atlantic cover story. We're living in fraction nation.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Oh, yeah. One over four, two over five. It's fraction nation. Decimals are a thing of yesteryear. Claire, has this ever happened to you? Have you ever been hacked this way? I feel like someone has attempted to hack me this way. Trying to trigger me, trying to not answer my text,
Starting point is 00:45:51 and then come back and go, hey actually what's up and I was not phased but perhaps you can get your hardware you were too cool to get hacked who whose hardware
Starting point is 00:46:03 hasn't been updated yet might be more susceptible to these kinds of viruses and hacks and did you respond to the hey what's up we were just like I go me after a certain amount of time ago
Starting point is 00:46:14 so I don't need to be doing this don't waste my time oh wow good God okay so there's a blog here Jeremy's found see Derek Rake. We're on Derek Rake. This said that this was from the
Starting point is 00:46:26 block. Sumeet stole this from a blog by Derek Rake, which has, I think, one of the photos that was probably deleted, which is a woman fucking a chair that says yes. Yeah, she's dating a chair in this one.
Starting point is 00:46:38 And then it says, obey in big letters. That's a popular brand. And then his next article is getting pussy whipped. It's not your fault. That's true. That's true.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I don't know. I might want people. I would like to. I don't think it's their fault. Okay. Here's the life story of a typical man in the modern age. Number one. Claire's left.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Number one. Man meets woman. Number two, man falls in love with women. Falls in love in women. Number three, man starts dating women. Number four, woman turned out to be controlling sociopath. There's your problem. Man gets pussy whipped.
Starting point is 00:47:12 I could see this would be more likely to happen if literally number two is literally like you're inside. Right. When the love fully. because that does something to your P-N-V, is to speak. You guys are kind of classical men, huh?
Starting point is 00:47:28 Yeah. Yeah, you're like two gentlemen. I like to think so. You're talking about romance. Romance. It's pretty cool. I try to be, there's great advice, actually,
Starting point is 00:47:40 from Indie Navarette. What? Indie Navarette. Indie Navarette. Go on. A singer. Okay. Not a singer.
Starting point is 00:47:49 As far as I know. She has a beautiful thing. Not yet. She'll probably come out with a singer. Race car driver. Race car driver. Didn't know that. But she said, well, she said she likes it when a man is if shalant and nonchalant had a baby.
Starting point is 00:48:03 And this is a friend. A future friend. Okay. It's like an imaginary friend situation. It's like a snuffaloficus once said. You want to be smooth like you're out of the butter. But I think a lot of these guys. instead of trying to
Starting point is 00:48:23 unlock the secrets of manipulation, just be like if shalant and nonchalant had a baby. Okay, yeah, but... This is if you're dating a sociopath, but you don't want to leave them because you're pussy whipped. Yeah, well, it continues.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Does this sound familiar to you? Sadly, suffering from an over-controlling girlfriend is the norm these days. And so if you're stuck with a woman who is hell-bent on controlling your life, then guess what? It's not your fault. Not your fault.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Take heart, however. Most guys who come to us got the same problem as you do. Derek, teach me how to take back control of my relationship with my girlfriend. How do you control your girlfriend in a relationship? How do you get your girlfriend to want you more? How to control my girlfriend's shitty behavior. People say this to Derek all the time. And because this problem is so common, we've got a killer solution that will make it go away like magic.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Do you want to know what this magic solution is? Yes? We'll get into that in just a problem. moment, but first let's get some important done first. Free download action checklist plus bonus master slash slave frame tactic. Don't download any slave
Starting point is 00:49:31 you got to click that now. You got to download any of that. That's how they get you. We Shogun's called this the master slash slave frame. It really says that. Jeremy is not just saying that. That's what it says on Derek rake.com. It's very hegelian.
Starting point is 00:49:47 I got to save this, by the way. This is good. Can you define Shogun? What is Shogun. I think they're using it, well, it's the lead general who controls the many territories. To quote Sun Tzu in the Art of War, if you know the enemy and you know yourself, you need not fear the result of
Starting point is 00:50:03 a hundred battles. That's true. Would Ronan fit better for these? I think they're using it like kings. Like, listen up, King. Listen up Japanese king. Yeah. You're... Oh man, I don't want to say the wrong name.
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Starting point is 00:50:51 Whoa. Oda nobu Naga. A little bookmark. Yeah, it's like an image of a woman that's like really horribly cropped. Very tall. Yeah, don't crop women like that. Okay, so this is where this comes from how to control women emotionally. This is the Quora post.
Starting point is 00:51:04 This guy copied it. Oh, from here. Can you report that? Yeah, we should report it. I mean, he gave it credit, to be clear. Okay. So this is, he says this is not the conventional pickup art guru stuff you will see
Starting point is 00:51:20 elsewhere. No, this is the showgun method. Emotional addiction, not seduction. This seems far worse. This is about people. Do we look up Derek Rake as a person? I want to see what he looks.
Starting point is 00:51:30 This is a household name. We all know Derek Rake. Inventor of the Rake. Okay. Click images. Oh, he's got a YouTube. He got a YouTube. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:51:40 He's the founder of the... Oh! It's like Rand Paul. Is this your showgun? Can we describe it? Is it? I don't think this is him. He's wearing chain mail in that one.
Starting point is 00:51:50 He's wearing chain mail. I think this is a different guy. I would feel pretty bad if it's not the same guy. I think we're just dunking on a different guy. Why is he wearing chain mail then? If he's not a show gun. This is the owner of fucking DX art design. This is just a cool guy who has a chain.
Starting point is 00:52:06 He wears a lot of hats. He's the show gun. That's the same guy. I think it's a different guy. Well, he has a YouTube channel. I'm going to his YouTube. We're going to his YouTube. He doesn't have videos.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Oh. You can hear his voice, though, maybe. Yeah, hold on. Let me make sure. He's going to know if we play his video. You know that. I don't give a fuck. We're going to be giving notifications to Derek Rake.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Well, I want to see it as a shogun method. That view count. It's got 20K. Oh, 20K. Two years ago. We're going to click on submissive wife formula five steps to transform her from resistant to devote it without saying a word. All right.
Starting point is 00:52:40 I'm going to guess, by the way, it's going to be AI voice. Do you think so? Yes. All right, we're going to toggle. This sounds very Japanese. Shogun method. That was a cool intro. I said that, by the way, didn't say it.
Starting point is 00:52:54 It doesn't really say that. This material is copyrighted. Do not distribute it without permission. I really don't know who would be doing that. Wait, we can do, we can put on clear reacts. This is the Scottish. This is the Scottish autism guy. Things with logic and rationale, pour their heart out,
Starting point is 00:53:10 and hope she'll magically snap back into being the loving wife she once was. She won't. If that sounds familiar to you, let me save you some time. Do you think he really sounds like this, though? No. Can we watch some S&LUK? It does really want us to you for some reason. It wants us to watch SNL UK.
Starting point is 00:53:27 There's a Tekken 8 trailer we can watch. I don't really mind if they find out we're watching their video. Okay, that's enough of that, I think. Go to another question. Okay, all right, fair enough. You're out of control over here. What did I do? What's Boneyard?
Starting point is 00:53:44 One of the spaces is Boneyard. I'm going to click it. Oh, my God. We're going to the bone yard. All right, we're in the bone yard. Okay, so this is like a... Where they hide all the good sexy stuff, it says. It puts it in the bone yard.
Starting point is 00:53:56 This is a great... We got to put this on. We got to do bone yard as space of the week one time. Yeah, I should have gone there first guys. I really messed up. This is a question. This is a discourse question. Why do I get turned on by a older,
Starting point is 00:54:08 strict lady spanking me in my shiny black Adidas, wind pants or swishy pants, and then she would shave off my pants with electric hair clippers during the destruction of my pants, I would come in them. I've had this fantasy sniss I was 12. I even had a lady used the clippers on my pants so I could come in them.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I don't know why this gives me so much sexual pleasure. Buzz. Damn. Buzz. So clipping off the pants, cutting them up, destroying the pants. Pant destruction. I don't know they could do that.
Starting point is 00:54:39 I'm seeing sort of a coming age, coming of age. I'm a father. Kitchen room. You This young man was into KR, what's the,
Starting point is 00:54:54 was it? KRS 1 was the Adidas guys? No, that's, um, Run DMC, thank you. Run DMC. Amazing, I knew what you were talking about. Yeah, and then he got into KRS1 and that transition came at a coming of age
Starting point is 00:55:07 moment in his life when he was experiencing puberty, social feelings for the first time. As he was 12. Yeah. Yeah, that would be around that time that every boy goes from DMC to KRS. He thought the My Adidas song was about his pants? I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Who's to say they can't, it can't be? They're less popular product. I mean, maybe he was of an age. He couldn't get the video. So he just heard the audio and then he saw Adidas pants in the store. They're probably talking about the pants, he said, listening to the song. I just don't like that this young boy is turned on by destruction and violence. He should be turned on by building and creating.
Starting point is 00:55:43 He's emerging from his pants. They can't contain... They can't contain... They can't... His pants cannot contain his growing genitalia. So fucking mad right now. They're too small. And he's growing into something else.
Starting point is 00:55:58 I think it's kind of beautiful. We're underestimating the power of the buzz here. Buzz right. I think it's sort of just a way to sort of get the buzz on. Oh, you got to get buzzed. Yeah, lads will do anything for their next buzz. I feel like I wouldn't want to. clipper near my penis though.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Well, I think they go like they go up the leg. In my head, I was imagining like they cut the leg open and then and then it just falls on. Some people trim their pubic hair with clippers. That's true. Maybe that he already had an association there. This is a powerful enough buzzer to destroy pants. Right. So that it's pretty close to the skin.
Starting point is 00:56:37 It's very. It's dangerous. Get messy in a bad way. But that's part of it. even is as soft as pants, perhaps? Not to mention, this is a buzzer that's full of cum. Classically. High risk, high reward.
Starting point is 00:56:51 The buzzer is full of cum? If they've done it at least one time before. Where are you getting that? Every time he cuts it off, it gives him so much pleasure. Oh, I see, I see. It's covered in cubs. Any hairdresser worth their salt knows this. Right.
Starting point is 00:57:05 So they got to leave it in that blue liquid. That's right. Go to the Boneyard. I want to see what other stuff is over there. That's where they hide all the good sexy stuff. Yeah, get out your shovel. 18 plus, by the way. Hey, kids.
Starting point is 00:57:16 20,000 followers, bigger than the autistic soft skills base. If you're the boy who was playing with a drone the other day with Alex, please. Stay off of the phone yard. Leave the room. Why is their logo TYBS? The Bonaard space. Where's the Y getting in there? Yard.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Oh, I see. Absolutely destroyed. The bone yard space. They shouldn't have done it like that. It's all fun of dumb. I don't like that. It's a space for erotic literature and fan zones. Could anyone show me some sex videos?
Starting point is 00:57:51 This is a person in a cults who this is their first access to internet is Quora. That's the only website they can get. Show me some sex videos. What's the answer? It's kind of, you don't have to click on it. There's only one. It's kind of a porn hub. Abigail Peterson, who is probably Jordan Peterson's daughter or whatever.
Starting point is 00:58:10 She says, and she's studied forensics. She's a trail guide and bisexual wife in a same-sex marriage. Wow. Nice. One follower you know. Thank you, Abigail. Who's the follower I know? Oh, sex slave toy toys.
Starting point is 00:58:25 I was just joking around. It's sex slave toy toy. Abigail says, yes, there are all kinds of websites with free, quote, sex videos on the internet. If you can't find them, you are probably too young to be in this chorus space. Otherwise, essentially asking other users, can you? Let Me See You Fuck is not a great plan. If you just want to see sex videos, go to Porn Hub or Spank Bang. The user did not ask that, to be clear.
Starting point is 00:58:50 They did not ask, can you let me see you fuck? They just asked four videos. I just want to see some videos. Spank, like what you go on to if you can't afford porn hub. I don't know. It's a Spank Bang. I think it's if you want more pop-a-bads. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Bang. Pop-a-Bad. I really like the person who is going on. can you sell me some sex videos and being like, it is not my job to educate you? That's the only answer. This is emotional labor, making me find your porn hub videos.
Starting point is 00:59:21 My culture is not your costume. Well, that's Abigail Peterson. Yeah, someone should reposting it. Jim responding says, I know when they're free. Or so I've heard, I wouldn't know. I mean, this is a good discussion to have. This is just the kind of stuff
Starting point is 00:59:35 they're saying at the bone yard. Questions like, has the only fan model cast summer, aka C.S. Blonde bombshell, posted anything new on her or of, new on her of O.F. Sorry, I guess is what it is. Or social media accounts,
Starting point is 00:59:50 Instagram, TikToks since July, 2023. And everyone's like, it's not that kind of space. The Boneyard is in a stalking space. The bone yard is for asking questions, like, how does it feel for a man to suck another man's dick for the first time?
Starting point is 01:00:01 Which we should read probably because I bet it. Feels good as hell. It feels really good. It's just people say that. BK. 330 says I absolutely loved it. I love sucking cock with my wife. I mean, I don't know what you're checking to see. It's just going to be people saying with it.
Starting point is 01:00:16 This is two thumbs up. Cantankerous bastards just says, fucking awesome. Everything is awesome. Woo. Everything is cool. Oh, baby. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Everything is awesome. I mean, I don't know, man. What do you expect other than like, two thumbs up from these guys. They love doing it. It would be interesting if there was one negative review. Hey, didn't like it. Four stars.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Good. Jose says good. Okay. There's some transphobia. But no one's like it hurt or anything like that. Yeah. I did it wrong and I joked and it hurt. The question clearly asked about a man's cock.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Okay. And not what Mack did. Oh, you're saying, this is what Anderson is transphobic here. This guy, Mack says he did it with a trans girl. Right. She was very soft and couldn't really get hard. I could get the whole lot in my mouth and it felt fantastic. Unfortunately, she couldn't
Starting point is 01:01:11 come, which was a disappointment. Can't wait to try it again, hopefully with someone who can come. Thanks, Mac. 11 up votes. And again, he is Australian and that's how he got the whole lot in his mouth. Has his picture and job associated with this comment. He's also like 70.
Starting point is 01:01:27 And that is... Ray they hope I could get someone who can come next time. I got the whole lot in me mouth. Oh, no, you're not hard. Do you see his latest? Somebody asked, why do you men love trans women giving them anal sex? He says, I'm a straight guy, and I love being fucked by a trans woman. But I would not even entertain it by a guy.
Starting point is 01:01:47 It's probably because trans women are so feminine. He grew. Wow. He grew. Destroyed you, Anders. Do the work. Now, if you scroll down, I think there's a picture. Oh.
Starting point is 01:01:59 There's a lot of folks here. What did that be? This is a family show. Well, this is in lickety squirting splits. So that's the space Yeah Lickety squirting splits Lickett squirted split it
Starting point is 01:02:12 I don't think we should go on Lickettsworths I don't think we should go there Why we're reading this lovely chasers posts You might as well click on it See what it's all about It's getting responses from Trans Emily Trans Emily says G
Starting point is 01:02:26 All right should I click Should I click one of these pictures You might as well at this point Just click one Can't go on the unit Oh That's what it is That's what it is.
Starting point is 01:02:37 It's kind of shaving his balls. It's not that big a deal. Maybe it didn't know that real big deal. It is crazy to see this guy his full dick and balls. Maybe that picture was for his doctor.
Starting point is 01:02:50 I guess he's retired. He can do whatever he wants. Yeah, good for him. That's true. He just wants to hang out in the bone yard. That's happy for him. Have you ever had sex with a friend
Starting point is 01:03:00 while sailing? That's a really good question. That's a good question. Also another good one. Any submissive slave seeking for a superior goddess to explore him in his fetish lifestyle? I mean, who wouldn't? Somebody should answer the sailing one as... Just like just a question, Mark.
Starting point is 01:03:16 As a slave. I'm going to say as former president John F. Kennedy. Oh. Yes. Great stuff. Have you ever had sex with a friend while sailing? Jim von Meyer says, I've never been sailing, but I hear it's fun and willing to give it a shot. The sex stuff, it would depend on whom I'm selling.
Starting point is 01:03:35 sailing with. That's a good answer. That's so fucking Quora. Even on the sex question to be like, I don't know. Yeah. You know what I'm looking for and you didn't give it to me. Marco Fabricio says she was not a friend we were dating at the moment. So yeah, I text with my girlfriend on a yacht or whatever
Starting point is 01:03:51 I guess. A beautiful picture of a sealed out. This is somebody who's living a true life. Great. Like John F. Kennedy. She was so hot and she was from a small town in Argentina. Oh, that's cool. So that's pretty cool stuff. You can't beat that. This is a cool guy.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Let's do a listener question. Okay. I think we kind of covered all the big topics of the day. Yeah, it's been discourse. All right. If you'd like to write us in a Quora-style question, you can send your questions to Quarators at gmail.com. Try to keep your answer under, I'm sorry, question under 30 seconds.
Starting point is 01:04:23 This is, is that okay. Is that okay? All right, I'm going to do this Rambo one that Chris really liked. I haven't listened to any of these. It's good. Hello, Quarators. A simple question for you today. Why, after bringing back Vigida who killed, you know, a ton of innocent people, and even
Starting point is 01:04:48 Friza, who was, you know, as we know, space Hitler, why did they never bring back Raddits? I mean, he killed like two guys and he was kind of handsome, you know? Like, I don't know, was Goku just jealous that his brother was so handsome, even though he's handsome himself? I think Goku should think better of himself than that. Anyway, why no, why no raddits? Love you guys. This one's for you, Alex.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Well, it's also for Chris. We'll probably have an answer. He's wearing a Dragon Ball shirt right now. I should say that every time someone sends us a Dragon Ball question on here, the whole podcast hates me for the day. They're all really mad at me. And so I can't answer all of them, but we should maybe do less of these. Okay, Chris, do you have any thoughts first?
Starting point is 01:05:28 You can see Claire emailing another podcast to join. Thank you had me on. Goku forgot, I think. Who's raddots? He can't remember things. Is that the blogger from about 20 years ago, Radd? No, it's Goku's brother, Raddits. He kills a farmer with a shotgun.
Starting point is 01:05:44 He's a shotgun? Goku, brother? Goku has a brother. That's how he learns he's an alien as he shows up and he goes, oh, I'm your brother. He's a chaser too? Yeah, well, he's like a different, he's like a bad Goku.
Starting point is 01:05:57 And I think Goku was maybe, I mean, it's possibly he forgot, or it's just also likely he's deeply offended that someone like him led such a dark life when he was devoted to good. to confront that. And I think if he had spent more time with Radits, he could have forgiven him as he would forgive
Starting point is 01:06:11 these other terrible characters who killed millions and millions of people, seemingly with no regard for the safety of the world. But Raditz just simply was overshot like five episodes later by better guys. And so they came back instead. We got Fagita instead. Cool.
Starting point is 01:06:30 And that's my serious opinion on that. I think if he had spent more time, he would have brought him back. It's really cool stuff. They didn't bring back Turlis either, did they? No, they do not. It's not canon. Sayans are bad.
Starting point is 01:06:43 What? I know they were used to do bad things. I don't know, man. There's been a sort of sayan genocide going on, a lot of people don't know about, and our numbers are dwindling. Sure. Our numbers are dwindling?
Starting point is 01:06:55 Amen. Where's your hair, brother? I'm sorry, you are. I remember because you started growing your hair out a number of years ago, and I had a theory it was to look like Goku, and I think you are. Look who's hair goes up, though. Alex's hair goes down.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Oh, if I get stronger. Yeah, we only see him when he's... You look more like freaking trunks over here. Trunks is the best-looking one. He's a sword. He's 16 like me. All right, fucking end this podcast. That's the show.
Starting point is 01:07:22 This has been a Dragon Ballsie podcast. I give this episode six Dragon Balls. Anders and Chris, thank you so much for coming on. It's been a thrill and an honor to serve with you here. on Quora.com. Where can our listeners find your work at home and abroad? I am at Anders Jay, at Anderson, here on social
Starting point is 01:07:43 media. No, Jay, huh? No, I'm not. Get a pen out for this. I need to. And you can find my short, is it okay if, I don't want to elongate the podcast by too much? Is it right if we just say what our movies are about? Yeah, we should have done that at the beginning.
Starting point is 01:07:59 How about I say what Chris is about? We barely said what Chris's was. Chris, UK was swip swapping. I'll talk. about yours. You both should Swip Swap. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Also, this is a test to see how much you know about Anders movie. He approved it. This movie is like Death Stranding.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Check it out. I did approve it. I have to go first, though? No, I'll go first. Feld State is about, I should have thought
Starting point is 01:08:25 about this brand. It's about your idea. It's about isolation. It's about atomization. It's about
Starting point is 01:08:31 2020. COVID delivery. It's death stranding. Check out Death Stranding. And also that. And check out Field State on On Means TV.
Starting point is 01:08:39 It's got some great acting, directing cinematography, et cetera. It's a tale of the pandemic and capitalism failing. All of us. Thank you. That's a review. That's a review. I can't do that for you right now on the spot. And yeah, that's what you've agreed to with the Swip Swap.
Starting point is 01:08:57 That's what Swip Swap. I was just desperate to get someone else's word wrong in here. Kitchen Conversations by. Anders J. Lee. It's about a guy, a fast-talking guy who hosts a cooking show and he says, I'm going to do politics as well. And chaos ensues once.
Starting point is 01:09:17 Chaos ensues. Don't want to spoil anything. It's very funny. It puts Anders and all of us on a hot seat, I would say. And I like it a lot, short and sweet. And they do the thing in the movie. We used to remember when people used to say, like, oh, we got to do the thing.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Yeah, we did the damn thing. What's the thing? What's the thing? It's contextual. Everyone knows what it is based on what it is. Yeah. So they do the thing in this short. Well, Chris very graciously didn't spoil your movie.
Starting point is 01:09:46 So I think that's good because it has a twist in it. It does what it's. Thank you. I haven't seen it yet. You guys both did like a pretty good job summarizing each other's movies. Yeah. And making movies. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:09:57 And also making it. Supposedly. Check those out of me and I haven't seen yours yet. Oh yeah. And then I did one. I did two with Alex. But the confection. Check that out.
Starting point is 01:10:06 If you want to see Alex and Cake. Oh, yeah. Alex. In cake. I am in the movie. Cool. That's a great for those other movies. It's it and it's,
Starting point is 01:10:15 some people might assume it's a cake that looks like Alex based on some other country. That could not be farther from it. Let's not spoil what happens. Well, then I don't watch it. All right, well, you can still watch the other one.
Starting point is 01:10:27 So, I mean, there's not a total loss here. There's a lot of good stuff on Means TV. Check out Means TV. Check out to watch Alex's pilot from seven years ago. Why isn't there a nice TV? Cool.
Starting point is 01:10:35 You can see. a cartoon I made 10 years ago. All sorts of stuff over there. All kinds of stuff on Means TV and it costs some money but not too much. And there's discount. And you can get a discount. You can get a discount on that money. promo code Quarators.
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Starting point is 01:11:05 We're going to be teaching you the showgun method on Quarators Plus to manipulate your girlfriend into being nicer to you. It should be Ronan. Well, it's not. The Ronan method. And we don't have time to discuss that. Also, by this point, hopefully our first $10 Patreon tier Chinese movie is out. Bold, bold to assume.
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Starting point is 01:12:01 Switching everything. Bye, bye. Love you. Kiss kiss. Swip swap. Bye, lover.

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