Quorators - Donald J. Trump w/ Junlper

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is Trump showing any signs that he is a fear-based individual? Is Donald Trump a silver fox? What are realistic IQ scores for Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump? Me and my colleagues estimate that Biden is around 80, Obama 115, and Trump 135. --- Listen to June's podcast @ killthecomputer.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

For a while, if you searched my name, Google would autofill Israel, which I thought was funny. That's cool. It is really cool. Well, is that your middle name? It is my middle name. Okay, that's why. I assume it's because people heard about me in some way and were like, I gotta find out if this guy's pro-Israel or not.

He's got a really Jew-y name. I don't really understand this tweet without this context. Well, this is a very special episode, and I can't wait to get to it. So I'm going to hit the button, and we're going to dance. Hit the button. Quarators. Yeah! Okay.

This is noises week for Alex. Folks, we're back at another great episode of Quarters, America's premiere. Quarters. Quarters. It's America's premiere

Quarters-based podcast. I'm your host, Alex, and Jeremy and Claire are also your hosts. Hello, Jeremy and Claire. What's going on? Hey. If you're listening at home,

say hi. Wherever you are in your car. We got a great guest for you this week. She is the host of the Kill the Computer podcast and social media editor for The Onion.

We have the world-famous June. June? Hello. Thank you for having me. I also co-host Ill Conceived. And Ill Conceived as well. You almost got there. A double threat.

This is actually the best intro he's done in like three months. I know you asked me to say both, but the fact that I said your name right and then show that you're on is huge. You got three for four things. That's amazing. Better than me, honestly. You give me two. I am horrible at introducing people.

I embarrass myself all the time. It gets so bad sometimes. It's like, we got to start over. Cut that recording. Cut it. We're done. We're doing this over again. I never considered the fact that I could redo it until right now.

We can get them all in. I've always thought, that's too bad. Your name isn't David Cross. I said that wrong. You have a new name now. You're from TV? Yeah, you changed this whole race and religion to David Cross. We have America's premier black journalist, David Cross.

Middle name Israel. David Israel Cross. Quarrior's weather report today I know I said last time That it's going to be the same For a few months But it is a beauty out there And it will continue to be

So go ahead And take something outside Bring it inside Take that slice of paradise home What? I don't know what Alex Was talking about Take the outside

Take the outside inside Take something outside Bring it in Claire do you want to tell us Where you are by the way Because for video viewers They might notice that Claire is actually in a new

Sort of like cool co-worker type space i'm sort of in a sound proof booth it's it's there's no um circulation of air but it sounds really really oh crisp yeah no it's good you're the man in the box i'm essentially the man in the box and i'm sort of looking at a guy who's pacing back and forth who he looks He looks like Jason Momoa, but smaller. Whoa. Okay, well. We got your complaints, and we listened.

He's smaller now. That's what was missing, less height. Yeah. He's not quite so intimidating, but still very handsome. Is he in your box? Where are you? Well, the box has a window, see? Oh.

And I get to look at all the guys doing their stuff. They're all making a lot more money than I am. That's for damn sure. Well, you're at a WeWork. Is that where you are? Is it a WeWork? Well, it's like a WeWork situation. It's not a WeWork TM.

Okay, we do not have the sponsorship from WeWork this week. But once they send us that money, we will send Claire to a WeWork every week. That's a promise. I can show you. We want to endorse their product. We're getting visual. Oh, it's called Lands. Lands.

She's in foreign lands. We're seeing people working. Okay, I see a chair. It looks like nothing, Jason. It looks like nothing and nothing's happening. Are you going to be able to go to the bathroom, Claire, if you have to pee in the middle of this? Yeah.

She's got a diaper on. Claire, do they have any flavored waters there? They got spark. They got, like, you can make the water fizzy. That's pretty good. Ooh, that's a treat. Well, while Claire is recording from her little slice of paradise, We're here getting to work.

That's right. And we've got a great episode for you today. Vacationing at the WeWork while we're here doing the real important stuff on my couch. I don't want to get political here, but I went out to get an iced coffee before this from my neighborhood store. And it cost, after tipping the barista an appropriate amount, eight full dollars. That's truly insane. Was it good? I mean, it tastes like iced coffee.

This is not like an amount I would have paid for it if you had a barter system in place, which may be a superior option that we have on the table. But sometimes politics rears its ugly head and you have no choice but to discuss it openly on the podcast. Is something happening right now? It is happening. This is how we are approaching today's theme for the show. This is what is happening. Encore.com.

Today we are discussing the orange man himself, Donald J. Trump. Slam that new sound. that's an old one but get the new one wait ready for this i live now come on man wait wait wait wait i think this is it this is it cut this oh shit a rat oh shit a rat it's donald trump i'm really glad you got that to work out today you were like i don't know what i'm We discussed over a long time, when will we hit, oh, shit, it's a rant. And the answer is when the president comes up. June, how familiar are you with Quora.com?

Quora, so I came on your show like three years ago almost now. Beyond that, I was more of a Yahoo Answers girl. So I'm familiar enough with Quora, but I was in a different scene back in the day. You came on before to talk about The Grinch. that's what we say that we share sort of the grinch of america yeah he's uh they might be calling him like an orange i don't know cheeto grinch is green he's like that's right there's probably like you see the green mac and cheese yes yeah yeah that he's like that's what he is he's like reverse green mac and cheese where where is this green mac and cheese from have you never

seen the like radioactive appearing like mac and cheese there's like the bright red there's like the radioactive green. This is something Donald Trump did? No, no, no. This is just generally a product. Yeah, I don't know why.

Is this a pesto? I guess so. It looks like a pesto. There's like a Kraft mac and cheese. Just why? Why is it green? You ever want to eat the Grinch?

That's why. No, I don't want to eat the Grinch. A lot of people do, though. He's an enemy, just like Donald Trump is. This is already a very divisive episode.

Women want to eat the Grinch's noodle. I guess this would be like the Grinch's guts. Yeah, this is what he's like inside. Yeah. If you tear through his intestinal wall. I want to do that.

And again, it is not the Grinch episode. It is Donald J. Trump. That's right. Now, Encore, they are of two opinions, largely, on Donald J. Trump. Yes. One very pro. And only two. And then one starkly against.

almost in a way that reminds you of like the past of uh when he was not president yet like people being like will this be good right when he's the president um and so we're going to explore that discourse today and we're where else to start but with our famous space of the week segment here on our quora space maga in motion space of the week I didn't realize they had, like, Facebook on here. Yeah, it's sort of like subreddits, but it's groups. It's a whole thing.

Quora's getting better and worse every day. I thought it was on, like, last legs. I thought it was, like, any day now, this is going to be the end of Quora. Well, they've actually solved it. You couldn't be more wrong. They've added AI, so it's actually really good now. They've breathed robot breath into it. It's a multi-trillion dollar company now.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Using robot breath, they've revived it. Now, this is a very popular space. It has 9,000 followers, which is pretty good for Quora. The scale is a lot smaller over there. Right, right. MAGA in motion is about keeping MAGA going. Getting its step count in.

I like their rules. Some ground rules. Number one, be nice. Passion is great, but personal attacks are counterproductive. No violence. and Smaga opposes all forms of violence, including rhetoric. See, this is going to be interesting when you look at the posts, because I do not find that to be embraced of rule number two.

Number three is embrace truth. Right. This one I could see maybe being a problem for their posts as well, possibly. Yes, but number four is free speech, which is often against number three. Right. I don't know how you do any of these with number four, really. It does say free speech, Colin. We're open to free speech, but won't entertain extreme conspiracy theories.

So it's like immediately they're like, it's not really that free, though. Also, you know, you have to be nice and no violence and embrace truth. So you're saying I couldn't come in here and talk about how Donald Trump's shooting was a false flag. Like they would not accept that free speech. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Is that a conspiracy theory? I could say I'm like on his side.

I just think he was good and right to do that. Right. So they wouldn't like that even if I was on their side. We should see. We're open to free speech. It's an active space. I mean, there's probably some discussion from last year when that happened. Let's go to the posts here.

Well, the posts are all going to be like memes. Yeah, but they're really good. Scroll down a little bit. There's one guy, Baron Wolfenstein. Come on, dog. He's really putting out some good stuff here. He says, the half-truth is, dot, dot, dot, liberals claim they want to end the homelessness crisis, dot, dot, dot, but, dot, dot, dot. The whole truth is they only help those who they deem worthy of said help.

Said help is funny to me, I don't know why. Said help. And then they have a picture of a homeless guy in an American flag and it says, can you please help me?

I'm hungry, need a safe place to stay. Liberals, you disgusting drug addicted bum, go and get a job, you lazy ass POS. What you gotta understand is this guy's house

is the American flag. So this is a patriot out and down on his luck. But then if they're in art school, they're allowed to. Oh, I see. Then there's a girl with red hair who needs help

and the liberals are like, no problem it's a hypocrisy they say stuff like you're my daughter i love you i will say she she's sort of a little unhoused to me as well i've seen girls like this on the streets of seattle yeah seattle is where this one would be for sure due to the hat she doesn't even have a flag house she's saying the same thing please just a dollar to afford a flag house i think because she's saying i'm cold and hungry need a place to stay so this guy's basically like they should only be helping male homeless people. This guy's veteran coded, I think.

Right. He's been draped in the flag. Right. He was in Nam. Which is his house. He's in Nam. He's 90 years old. Also, I love that there's descriptions of the posters.

Scroll back up for a second. So, Baron Wolfenstein, confirmed bachelor. Yes. This dude is sick that you confirmed that. Oh, he's an Iraq war veteran. Yeah. We should go to his profile. Oh, cool Nazi swastika on your profile picture as well.

I mean, it is the Wolfenstein logo, but it's funny to put it in your picture. Isn't Wolfenstein the game where they killed Nazis? Yes. Okay, so that would be conflicting maybe in the right circumstance. Well, I think he thinks that he's doing that, but the Nazis are women with red hair. If you go back to his profile here, that's a good point, Jeremy. Thank you. His spaces he's acting in include Baron Wolfenstein's space, which is probably a little diary-ish.

Pro-Trump, John's political corner, which is John's space. And then lefties losing it, I am interested in. I bet that girl is there. It's just us. It's just photos of us. Hey! Jeremy Israel Kaplowitz is triggered again. Oh, shit.

Strong start. Okay. Some R-word stuff. It's in Boston. That's important to know. It's okay. He's in Boston. Do we know that?

Where is he actually from? It's a soft R. Illinois. I was just saying that because it said the R-word. I understand. I was just having a laugh. Well, he's a hardcore cynic. Oh, okay.

Well, this is what's going on in Barron Wolfenstein's account. Lefty's losing it. Why do liberals love Obama so much when he's proven that he was a corrupt liar, terrorist-sympathizing, Antichrist POS? It's interesting putting Antichrist as one descriptor of, like, seven things. Yeah. Not only are you selfish, but you are the devil. You're God's enemy. i also like should we not let liberals celebrate mother's day until they figure out what a woman

is i've never heard that before mother's day is off limits to you that's our day that's like an ari shafir joke basically who we were talking about extensively before we started please let's leave ari out of it everyone in the industry is a brother I will never Criticize another comedian You were saying He was gonna be On the show next

Yeah he was Supposed to be He was supposed to Yeah I know Claire said This is not happening But I said it is happening He's coming next week

I like this meme With the That's JFK Who we love Us libtards So cream our jeans For him

And it says Over His picture He's giving a speech And he says We choose to offend Pussies with memes Not because it is easy

But because it is fun It is him saying it They lost They lost their shit When he said that Back in the day They loved that Admittedly

This is a JFK meme That I might Steal and use It is pretty good It's kind of Really awesome Also historically Many people did

Cream their jeans for him That's just a fact I would give him Five booms Nope Not even close There it is No, it's the one next to it.

Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! And we're going to edit that so it's good. Okay, well, we saw Lefty's losing it. The other one is just a standard MAGA space. We can explore either one. I think I'm going to become a member of Lefty's losing it. It's good. That's a really good one.

Take it back. Yeah. Yes. Make it our space. We keep us safe Why doesn't Obama take pride In being the first gay president I cut this one

Out of the lineup But there was a really good Biden one Which did not, it didn't have Trump in it So I took it out, but it said Is Biden proud of being the first Openly pedophile president Which did have a Really interesting mindset of like

Him just like in the debate being like yes i am a pedophile and that's what i'll provide to the country i think it's cool i take care of children i want to touch them i had them on my hairy legs i put them on my legs man i sit them on my lap it would have been funny i mean trump and biden both could have done that they could have been in the debates been like we're both pedophiles that's true trump was the president really actually is openly a pedophile it's in it's recorded by many different sources and he He was president before Biden. I know.

I bet that is a lot of the back and forth on that post. So Godspeed wherever you are. I really like this question. Do you think racism is an industry? That's really interesting. Let's read that. They're asking this and lefties losing it? Okay.

Dusty Trail says. That's the thing. That's the thing. They are going to say Democrats are the racist ones. Yes. That's the thing. That's the angle. Dusty Trail says it's more of a technique for manipulation.

Think about it. They actually aren't saying it's Democrats. They're saying it's Dumbo Craps. I forgot. I'm not familiar with their in-group speak yet. We choose to offend pussies. My feelings are hurt. It's really handy that that meme is on every page you go into.

It's a good reminder. Ask not what your pussy can be offended by. I was also working on this, but I couldn't quite crack it in time. Ick benign pussy offender. Which is actually a type of donut. Ick benign based poster. Stupid. Okay, what's up?

How did Tucker Carlson go from Islamophobe to Allah lover? Oh, that's going to be a good one. I mean, it's because he's been anti-Israel lately. Money. And the answer is the dollar sign many times. Yeah, that's from Georgie Girl, who's a rancher. Now, there is a real split going on. Georgie Girl's picture is fascinating.

I'm going to try to finish my sentence. There's an interesting split going on in the American right, largely over Israel, between the people who are classically anti-Semitic and then the people who are in a new Zionist alliance. And Georgie Girl, who is here, zoomed in very close to her face. This can't really be her, right? This is probably a meme of some kind. I think this is her.

This has to be someone out there. This is Georgie Girl. She's holding like a sniper rifle. This is a woman, maybe in her 60s, with an assault rifle with a scope on it. Real zoomed in close to her face. And it looks like Christmas. So maybe she got the gun for Christmas. But it is interesting that there is like this real split.

Growing up, my father was a big Tucker head. But recently, he's turned against Tucker. There is this real actual split going on. Your dad just bow ties. He's probably in these Quorum community spaces. These are the fractures that emerge when you have power. The world will come to meet you, and then Georgie Girl may turn out to be your foe.

Never saw it coming. Georgie Girl? Georgie Girl. She's asking questions like, what up, Chef Boos? No, that photo is absolutely her. That's so real. Google could not find it.

Two different questions with the same spirit. Why do I use it frequently? Go away, fruitcake. No answer. What up, Chef Moose? Does Chef Moose answer? There's one answer on that. I don't even know.

Is it from Chef Moose? No. The answer, of course, is from Jonathan A. Swift, who's a small business owner, who says, I'm so sick of listening to you MAGA people saying you don't believe Democrats or the MSM. you don't believe republicans either you don't believe mike pence or bill barr or rex tillerson okay so and then he goes this can't be chef moose i don't think so this guy chef moose chef moose is way cooler than that that's some dumbo crap i gotta be honest this is kind of a loss for for the democrat here for the dumbo crap because like she's just saying what up chef moose and he's going

on a rant about fucking bill barr i'm just triggered i know she offended him his pussy he's a lefty losing it yes yes um get out my kitchen i'm googling chef moose this is it's not anything okay fine what up chef moose i see you trying to dox georgie girl i won't let you baron wolfenstein also has two questions oh they're really long though good evening all i don't know if this has ever been brought up but i have a theory to put you all about gomer pile usmc why did and Sergeant Carter always wear two wristwatch. So this is about the movie Full Metal Jacket.

Yeah, yeah. And I guess it's a fan theory. It's posted in Fan Theory Home. He says it was never explained in the show, which I don't think... It is a movie. Oh, did you guys catch the latest episode of Full Metal Jacket?

It's so long. Okay, we can't read this. They sang the Disney song again in Vietnam. That's the, like, anime outro sequence of them doing the Disney song. They're running through Vietnam with, like, toast in their mouth. Oh, I'm late for war.

I'm back on baguette motion. It's really just the same. It's all these memes. Well, we got a great crusader here. I like this meme. The next time someone utters the phrase toxic masculinity, just remind them of who it was that sacrificed themselves to give them the right to say it.

I guess the answer is... I guess it was the crusaders. A Roman crusader from probably 800 AD. And he was trying to retake Jerusalem. that was sort of the big reason he did it i guess baron identifies with that that's his ancestors maybe i don't know yeah maybe when i think of masculinity i think of the leper king it says oh he says it started out as this all we wanted was to get married and it's two men kissing and i think they are getting married because they're in suits right but it eventually

led to this which is um all we want is for everyone to understand is love is love and That's still two men who are presumably married. It's not George Saveris. I almost said it, but I was like, I'm going to get destroyed. It does look like comedian George Saveris. It looks like two George Saverises. I think what you have is what is called gay face blindness, where all gay men sort of look like George Saveris to you.

That guy does, though, right? I know I can't see faces normally. He does look like gay comedian George Saveris. This time you're right. Yeah. The listeners will note that I have been right. It might actually be him is the thing. It may be him right forever and have always been right.

Anyway, it eventually snowballed to all we want is to start a family, but we all knew what they really wanted all along was legalized pedophilia. Now, God damn it, now. Yeah, that's all they wanted. If you're listening to the show, it's so important to realize the meme, the picture next to legalized pedophilia now is two guys doing like call-out culture holobacks in hoodies

being like, just casually let's get some pedophilia going. Let's get it rocking. This would be more impactful if they were kissing like the other ones. They were clearly in love, clearly married. It humanizes them in a way. The flag is their home. They're just doing like the

AI scream face. They started out as George Severus. Now look what happened. And also they're legalizing. He puts an at symbol for the E in pedophilia. Yeah, so it's actually pat-a-feel, yeah. That's when you were in love with pads. I don't know what that means.

I guess you hate tampons. Right, okay. You want pads? Yeah, you love pads. You grew up very religious. You can't use tampons for that reason. The heavy flow feels better with a pad. You're kind of afraid of toxic shock or whatever.

Yeah, or you don't want to become a not-virgin anymore because it'll pop your cherry. claire's at a we work claire is at a we work with small fresh air jason maboa okay hit the quora md button let's do real questions these are questions about donald j trump in our medical segment quora md i got it i got this is a really good system you have it's white one it's the white one no never mind rmd won't you go to the hospital on air force one ouch what are realistic iq scores for joe biden barack obama and donald trump me and my colleagues estimate that biden is around 80 obama 115 and trump 135 colleague estimate all right we're

colleagues that's right yeah so we can come up with our own in-house here estimate yeah now using our standard iq score uh analysis oftentimes you you need to have someone take a test where you ask them like what if a ball was rolling at you what would you do i haven't ever taken this test no no me either i'm really interested as to what's on it i think it does like a second grader what'd you get i don't know did you beat biden i did beat i did beat by biden they have biden in the test. It's just like, oh, you gotta get more than him. They put me

in one of those things that the Twitter people are always complaining about. What is it called? Mensa. Gifted and talented or whatever. You know what I'm talking about? Are you guys burnt out now? I'm a burnt out, gifted and talented person. It's so hard

for me. Jeremy's best years are behind him. Third grade. That's what it was when they would give me little drawings to make well i have men so gifted it's over i do want to ask you more about your gift i mean i'll tell you this they made um our school change the name of it because too many parents complain that their kids are also gifted and talented in their own ways yeah participation trophy i feel like we've definitely talked about this because i remember say telling everyone about

how um all the other kids would call us oh you're gay because gate was gifted and talented well That's a victory for all people there. Yeah. That bash on you. They kind of got your ass. They sort of bashed me. Wait, how is it? Is it like a talented with a Y?

Think about how the T sort of looks like a Y, Alex. Gifted and talented education was gate. Gate. Oh, so you're gate? So you're gate? Yeah, they put on a little. Let me guess, you're gate. I do want to focus on the post here.

Sorry. Please. I don't know if this is the same question that has been changed because it says originally answered one of the Realistic IQ scores. The guy who wrote the question has changed the numbers. And he claims to be in Mensa. He says, my fellow Mensa co-members. Before that, I just want to say that the guy who wrote the question, so he has Biden at 80, Obama 115, Trump 35. At some point, originally, it was Biden at 70, Obama 100, and Trump at 160.

Even higher. He has actually boosted Biden and Obama and lowered Trump since he originally asked this question. Well, they realized they were having a bit too much fun on the first one. They're like, Trump should be like solving interdimensional problems at 160, just bumping down to 135. I guess Joe Biden at 70 is like he's in a care situation, so bump him up to 80. But anyway, this guy is immediately calling him out for stolen valor, and he says, yeah, no, this is a lie. one you are not in mensa i am in mensa pretending to be a member is really weak sauce don't try to claim an achievement you did not complete better yourself instead now jeremy you were in kind of

mensa so i was basically mensa what would you say to a a statement like that uh that you shouldn't i mean it's extremely weak sauce first of all it's weak sauce right yeah well you're in mensa You mean men suck? No! Claire, that's really good, but you are gifted and talented. You're sucking off men in that one. Yeah, I understood. Yeah, I got you.

Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, it's a gay thing. It's a gay thing. I was never a gifted kid. Thank you for explaining that one. I don't know if I could have put that one together. It's easier if someone explains it to me. I'm good at puzzles.

two an iq of 70 would speak to very noteworthy cognitive impairment this is two standard deviations below the median for iq i might not be riding with biden but there is nothing in his performance that suggests anything remotely close to this i mean he wouldn't be able to take care of himself at all at that level like that yeah yeah well i mean we all know the numbers Claire is doing some Foley with a backpack right now. What are you getting, Claire? This is me searching for Biden's brain. We did set this up beforehand.

We wanted her. I was going to ask her, what are you doing? And she's like, oh, I'm going to see if I can get his brain. Can't find it. It's actually just spaghetti, though. It's ruffling around the back. It's Halloween-style spaghetti. It's just green mac and cheese.

I told you to bring his brain. Good, just like we planned it. Okay, well done, everybody. Number three, an IQ of 100 is the median. Obama might not be your MAGA-heart's favorite. MAGA-heart. But what exactly screams average intelligence about that man? He is incredibly intelligent, and all the conspiracy theories about him secretly running the country behind the scenes like Palpatine would support the jealousy you and your ilk have regarding his intelligence.

Your ilk. If I'm immense, I am using ilk quite liberally. Oh, yeah. I'm throwing ilk around. And I am referencing Palpatine as much as possible. Now, Obama wasn't secretly running the country. He was just openly running it. He was the president.

Him and his ilk were the president. His ilk is like Jon Favreau. I'm sort of doubting this guy's intelligence. How does someone like this get in Mensa? Mostly by knowing about who Palpatine is. Yeah, I was about to say like a Star Wars fan quiz they give to prospective applicants. Number four, and this is the big one,

An IQ of 160 for Donald Trump is laughably absurd. He has no intellectual accomplishments of note, nor does he show application of higher intelligence in his business ventures. He's a grifter, and not even a particularly good or clever one. But please, continue to want to attribute genius-level intellect to the individual who doesn't know the difference between incursion and excursion.

That's right. Or the difference between ports and airports. So true. That also thinks injecting bleach is a good idea. That seems like a bigger one. Isn't that the Gen Z? Trump said that. Yeah, in first term when COVID started,

he was like, yeah, you just got to put bleach up your ass and you'll be cured. He didn't say it like that, did he? He said it in a cool voice, June. You got to do it. You put it up your little butt. Sounds right. Yes.

You put it up your butt. Okay. It does things to you. The place you put it, you'll never believe. It's amazing. It's where all the poop comes from. I don't know if I can even say it. Because I remember at Hard Drive,

we ran a terrible joke about him watching the anime Bleach. That's actually really hitting for me. Maybe that's your best joke. Wait, you should be in Mensa. I should. I should be in Mensa. I did ace the test on Shonen. There's so many fucking answers on this.

I mean, he ratioed him. yeah oh yeah big clearly the smarter 755 quora upvotes is a body cam god damn yeah i wonder who asked this question how many so do posts like this get likes what how many how many likes does this post have the website is not good enough to really know they've recently added the question asker to the top this is a new thing as of like a month ago it used to be all the way down And then it says anonymous and we laugh. I kind of admire how awful this website is. Genuinely.

I'm not even joking. It's, out of all of the social media, the best one to use. It brings a smile to my face. Because you have to want to. Yeah. Now, Kim, whose ilk has pretended to be in Mensa, has been only asking 24 questions on the website, but semi-recently.

They're all about Trump. Just like our episode. Do you appreciate President Trump's by-the-book type of approach to the Constitution? I guess. I'm almost interested in clicking on that. That's kind of interesting. I like this one.

No. Well, is that a... That's on older teens. Older teens. Yeah, that's on the space older teens. This is Kimmy's adventure. Which is actually a fun space for teens 15 to 19 to hang out and make friends.

I'm not allowed to hang out in older teens anymore. Yeah, it's actually... It's exclusively for undercover cops. Followed by I am a pizza. That's fucking weird. I am a pizza. Remember Andrew Clinton? Pizzagate?

Oh, that's true. I'm a pizza could be part of Pizzagate We talk about this guy every week So we probably shouldn't spend too much time on him But he's a guy who is a pizza and wants to get eaten And all of his questions are about Being eaten It's so much so that I forget about Pizzagate

Because I'm just like oh I know pizza's here He just wants me to eat his pepperonis He just wants me to munch him up And he's a teen I guess Maybe he is He's an older teen This is run by Older Teens Mod Who has kind of an American dad

What if there was a beautiful teen in American Dad? Whip that up, Grok. Okay, I don't know, man. Let's go back to our question. Sorry, I'm just in older teens. We're not allowed to be in here. Whenever I slip away to grab a cigarette, everyone always smells me when I come back inside.

As a teen, why do I feel like I'm being judged for my addiction to nicotine? The world's eyes. This is the least a teenager person has ever existed. This is so obviously an adult who's trying to break into the teen space, probably for some sort of crime. I don't know. That is what it feels like as a teen.

Right. Is that everyone's trying to judge you for your choices. I can see who asked it. What you have to understand, June, is Jeremy is very young, and he's a lot younger than me and Claire, so he feels more comfortable around the older teen space than we do, whereas I feel like I've got to get out of here. I'm not welcome.

I'm actually 19 years old. This is just the other day for him, so he recalls it. I'm an older teen. Let's go to a second question. What is this, a minute, like, 40? Yeah, 35. Is Trump showing any signs that he is a fear-based individual? I don't know about all that.

So is this talking about, like, a Christian, like, a very Christian sense of fear, like, a God-fearing individual? Now, that's interesting. I assumed it was from an intellectualist standpoint that he makes his decisions out of fear, but yours is actually a more wholesome approach to the whole concept,

is that he is out of fear of God, his divine lord, and guides his hand as he moves the levers of power. And bombs, like hospitals or whatever, schools. But if that's what God's doing, I think we have to accept it. So it depends. Rathnaswami Venkataraman says,

anyone who induces fear in others on account of his actions is deep inside himself, fearing certain consequences in his lifestyle. Go off. That's a big fact. Hitler was one. Sri Aurobindo explains that he

has been so taken over by certain evil forces that he was their total victim and dared not come out of their hold on him. Sri Aurobindo also implied in his conversation with his closest disciples that S.A. was instrumental in bringing the downfall of Hitler. There is more, but I really would like to... Go ahead and search Sri Aurobindo.

I assume this is like a writer or something. This must be a biographer. Indian philosopher. Philosopher. He's more of like a Hitler... Yeah. He's sort of defeated Hitler. The Hitler discusser is locked off.

I just like how immediately this guy went to Hitler. And then secondarily to Sri Aurobindo. Sure, there's people who are afraid of things. Take Hitler, for example. I think Sri looks like a little Jason Momoa. Okay, this is making me question your Jason Momoa. No, hold on. I can see it.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. I see what you're saying. I don't see it. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Kind of like if Aquaman was smaller. You think everyone looks like George Tavares. And I'm right.

This is George Tavares. 1930s indian george severus he's been on the podcast look it up uh i was trying to see if he did anything with hitler but now i'm just control effing hitler in a wikipedia for some random guy interesting i think he's just referring yeah yeah yeah i thought it was maybe a biographer of some kind i don't know man well emilio tranquiles has an interesting response here i'm sorry trampoos well emilio trampoos who likes science languages skiing spirituality music and more well i don't know if his whole life is fear-based but he does fear several things for example one he fears he will not get a nobel peace prize he did get it this

was posted in january he pulled that one off unfortunately based uh two he fears the democrats Three, he fears the truth. Mic drop. Four, he fears open and fair elections. How many mics can you drop in a row? Yeah, he's doing three mics. He's dropped them all. He's going from stand to stand dropping the mics.

Five, he fears his followers may one day turn against him, just like he turned against many of his followers. Six, he fears he might not go to heaven. Now, this is true. I've heard Trump say this. Like all the time. He said that probably, you could probably get a compilation of him saying that like 200 times.

Yeah. Really? Absolutely. He's talking about heaven? Well, he's old. I'm about to die. I'm close to dying. I don't know.

I know where I'm not going. He says stuff like that. He's going on the news and calling in and being like, well, I mean, I'm not going to heaven for this. Well, I fucked a bunch of kids again. They found me in older teen space. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Sometimes I close my eyes and nothing's there. There's nothing at all. strange i look at baron and i feel emptiness i wonder what it was all for uh but i think this is true that he does fear all of these things and i would mic drop his ass in several scenarios before i emilio trampoos wow let's go to another question uh do you want to skip ahead at all alex because we have like five minutes let's look around here um what's fire the biden openly profile thing we've discussed um let's go to core romance and jump around to there okay this is our romance and uh dating section on quora.com

is donald trump a silver fox i have seen people on here assert this before He's objectively not, though, right? I mean, he's got blonde hair. If you've seen, like, the Ben Garrison drawings of him, sometimes he's drawn with his hair's a little blonder, his body is a completely different shape entirely, and his whole face is different entirely. It's just a different guy.

I mean, he's, like, molting away. There's multiple parts of his skin that are just, like, pure red and purple at this point. I guess if you like silver foxes that are, like, rotten. yeah yeah he's one of the he's the the video of the decomposing fox yeah he really is uh you have to have silver hair to have to be a silver fox i think just any old start to lay down the law on you like this what about salt and pepper what about like let's ask the women here for once please what makes a silver fox is anyone over 40 a silver fox if you desire them i think i think

you need silver hair yes see i guess maybe i'm more open-minded i i think like you could have the salt and pepper, I think you can be like on your way to like a natural like silver-ish. Open your mind. But like if you have no salt and pepper look, I mean, Trump is clearly blonde in no way. Yeah. Is he anywhere close to a silver papaya? He's a blonde bombshell.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd be a great Fox News co-host. He's got a classic Baywatch look that's undebatable. Yeah, he's like Pamela Anderson. So in conclusion, our answer is he's clearly too young to be a silver papaya. He's a busty babe.

Are there other blonde 80-year-olds? I guess I've never really seen that. No. Sarah certainly died. How old is he? They got rid of him. He is like 80-something. Okay, great.

There's an answer here that I thought was interesting. I highlighted it. It's from Cryosaur Jordan. That's just Jordan. That one's normal. Cryosaur was so weird that you couldn't pronounce the word Jordan. But it is Jordan. That's not his last name.

cry saw or sounds like a pokemon cry soar cry soar cry soar uh cry soar says yeah i'd say the best illustration of donald trump is a detail from the last judgment by sharon let me spoil and then they has he has a great screenshot of uh the last judgment and there's a hundred demons like eating people and he's like yeah this is donald trump you ever see you ever see this That's pretty much it. The President Donald Trump. He says, the illustration appears in the right panel. Looking up from the bottom, we see a rat-tailed devil.

Oh, shit! A rat-tailed devil. Okay, it does come up sometimes. It's actually very relevant. I'm so happy. But there's a few more. This one, as you can see, atop the tent, you have this deformed creature. That doesn't really answer the question.

You could still be a silver-haired fox. Well, not if you're, I guess, a devil. And this one's blowing a trumpet out of its arse. I don't think it's a moral judgment to be a silver fox. Can a silver fox be evil? Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Kind of a mischievous tanuki. Maybe even most likely evil. Hmm. Makes one wonder. I'm just thinking of Roger from Mad Men. That's my silver fox in my head. That's a good one to pick. I think of my old boss.

I remember my friend said he was a silver fox. Mike Pence. Mike Pence, silver fox. He is definitional. He is a silver fox. I guess he's kind of handsome. He's so hot. He's a type.

He's so hot. I wish he'd call me mother. If you're looking for like a Navy man, I could see you being attracted to Mike Pence. Very brushed up. I'd like to get in his Mike pants. Men suck. Men suck.

Jeremy is a teen. He's a young, cool teen. You said you were 19. I have 19 years old. Okay, and then there's more pictures of kind of biblical monsters. This one does look the most like Trump out of all of the ones so far because he has the swoopy hair. Are we sure that this wasn't just made for Donald Trump?

That looks like him. It does kind of look like him. It's like a drawing. I don't know what it's a drawing of, though. Well, he says it's the same artist, so that's Hieronymus Bosch again. Hieronymus Bosch just fooling around. Who used to be MAGA. He was a big MAGA guy.

Apparently, this is called Two Fantasy Creatures. I don't know what year it came out. 1465. From the twisted mind of Hieronymus Bosch. The Junji Ito of his time. This is my disc. What if the president was a spiral? Okay, I want to do Corgo Wild.

We've had this one in the dark for some time. This is a good question here. what would australian saltwater crocodile do to donald trump what would it do well let's just say a death roll is involved this is fun this is like an invitation to a cypher on the street let's go and start spitting what you think a croc would do to the president and then the top comment is by Mark Wilson

who says I think this merits more research well that guy's from the UK so hit our button Anglo Spotted Anglo Spotted

merits more research in the UK also don't talk about our brave leader that's our guy our fearless leader we fought you guys to get this piece of shit

as president why don't you go back to your queen Who you love so much. Yeah, you're dead queen. Charles, King Charles, Silver Fox. Oh, yeah, he's so hot. Very silver.

Beautiful. His skin is glistening. Loops all silver. Big fingies. He's a gerbil. He's a silver gerbil. Not to focus on this croc question some more, but Reynald Cara says,

yeah, you would take a bite and spew him back, asking for its money back for being served such rotten meat, He doesn't fit for a crocodile. No, Reynold says, old and wise, and don't take BS. That's his bio. That's awesome, man. Qualification, I guess. That's really cool.

He has four questions. Why do Quora mediators allow the inane trolls? Has Quora been taken over by idiots? Yeah, it kind of has. They'll let anyone in here. And then there's some Bible questions. He's got some good stuff. This is just Reynold's cara.

He's mostly here to jump on the ciphers. I'll follow him. Be his 28th follower. Picture of a good croc here. And then this says, yummy, another crazy American tourist to eat. Oh, wow. And that's a bit of a commentary on our culture at large. Sure.

Now, crocs. Trump is a tourist. Well, anyone in the zoo is a tourist to the zoo. Except for the zookeeper. Is that not true? I think that is true. That's objectively true. Every day I go to the zoo and I smile at the crocodiles.

which means something different to them because they've always got their toothy grin don't they but this post has what i'm looking for in this discussion which is crocodile facts okay yeah we can get into this read this crocodiles freshwater and saltwater varieties are very cunning creatures they took large and they i'm sorry they look large and you'd swear they can't move quickly yet they are known to watch tourists camping on the beach for days on end until one day while the tourists are relaxing the crocodile's eyes to attack. When this happens, the tourist has very little chance. They're fast on their feet, and their tail is damn powerful.

Damn. They're also very quick in the water. I've seen crocodiles surface in the Yelko waters in Kakadu National Park in the Northern Territory. The first thing you see is their eyes poking out the water. Then the ridges on their back emerge with barely a ripple. Before you know it, the entire beast has emerged, and it is on to you.

Once old man croc has you in his grip, I like that you're transforming the voice as you read it. Once old Nan Croc's got Trumpy in his grip. Once old Nan Croc has you in his grip, he'll take you down for a death roll. There we go. Death roll mentioned. There's no breaking out of their grip. The Croc will then keep your dead body in its meat locker.

What? It could be anything from under a fallen tree log to under an underwater rock ledge. I did not know Crocs had a meat locker. Can we look up, Grock, can you pull up a crocodile meat locker? With meat in it. Yes, Claire. We need to see a human body there. Grock, look up, Crock.

I want to see a leg sticking out. I don't think this is a real thing. I don't think that Google even knows what we're talking about. They're just showing us dead alligators. This is dead Crocs. You can't put this on YouTube. This is twisted. This is sad.

I would rather see a dead human body under a log. I mean, if we found what we were looking for, it would be really unsettling to find, but luckily it seems to be made up for clout. If you're a nerd crocodile, do you get shoved into a meat locker? I think it would look like the dead body from Stand By Me. That's just one guy. Sadly, I do think if a crocodile ate the president, all joking aside, the Secret Service would probably murder the croc. Oh, yeah, they'd shoot it like 100 times. And thank you for putting joking aside.

I know we're having a laugh and all But there would be consequences It's fun to joke around But seriously the secret service would kill that crocodile Do not eat the president And they'd pull Donald's half body out Post death roll They'd probably ruin the meat locker even

I know Just to send a message Which is a thing all crocodiles have When I'm hanging out in Kakadu I see this all the time Has anyone heard of this place? I felt like I was going crazy reading these words I think it's just in Australia.

Oh, is that what that is? It's got to be Australia. Okay, all right. Old Nan Croc. Do you have any other insults for the aboriginal people, Alex? Yeah, I hope Old Nan Croc doesn't find you tonight. Once Old Nan Croc has you in his grip. Ain't no breaking down of that.

Oh, man. I thought you were going to look up Old Nan Croc. Oh, well, I don't need to. Jeremy's urge to look things up is... Oh, I'm sorry, I'm on a computer. Cockadoo in the Northern Territory It's right up there It's in the Northern Australia

I know It's beautiful We're going to send Donald Trump It's almost like Papa New Guinea We're going to Cockadoo I didn't think he'd like it It's a beautiful place He's been all around the world

This guy You heard about him? They call him Old Ned Old Ned He's a beautiful crocodile Even older than me He loves my policies. He wants to put me in his meat locker.

Old man croc. Is that who they have bringing him DoorDash? Come on. Come on now. Come on, folks. That was good. I liked when that happened. Old man croc.

That's from a month or so ago. All joking aside. Wait, is this a real crocodile? Crocodiles are quite frightening now that we're looking at a picture of one. They're huge, dude. They're pretty much dinosaurs for real. Oh, no. This is Henry.

He's 120 years old. I've been to... You should run for president. During COVID. Yeah, you should. I've been to Costa Rica, and there was like a beach community kind of thing, and there was a crocodile who would just hang out in the corner,

and he clearly lived there, so it felt rude to kind of move him. But he was always watching people's dogs all day, and I was just waiting for the day he gets a dog, because it was a matter of time. Also, you could hang out next to him if you were brave. So there was a part where you were picking your spot on the beach where you were like,

this is too close to the crocodile. I should move. I'm going to end up like Donald Trump. Donald Trump. Is it true you have to do zigzag running? Is that what it is? That is true. To get away from a croc?

Yep. I feel like they move in zigzag, don't they? They're sort of like... No, they can run pretty fast straight forward, but their legs are like lower to the ground and they don't turn good. I mean, you're probably fucked. The point where you're trying to juke the croc,

it's a bad spot to be in. Get the Secret Service into the situation. Have them shoot it. That's your better option out of the two. Can you read from Peter Hunter? First of all, great person to comment on a croc question. The crocodile would take one bite and then think, in crocodile language, of course,

fuck, that I'm not eating that shit, and spit it out. Great, great crocodile voice. Well, it had the asterisk in a way where I didn't know where it was going and what was going to be in the sentence. You thought it was going to say fook? Yeah, I thought it might be fook. I don't like it. I think that's an Australian word, probably.

Everyone's been replacing letters. Put the letters back in. We're becoming a post-literate society. Dunkin' Donuts signal is now a cup. This guy in response to that says, absolutely vote blue. Which is a very funny response to what the crocodile says when he eats Trump. We have to vote blue. These Democrats are getting the crocodiles to vote.

Now, Peter Hunter has one question ever from three years ago. and his question is, what do you think happens when a boat fills up with water? I don't know. What do I think happens? It probably sinks. I think. I would assume it sinks. This has got to be some kind of trick question, because otherwise, why are you asking that? We could answer it if you'd like. You're walking into the hunter's trap.

There are several answers. Gets wet. Okay, fair enough. A sea cadet instructor says it sinks, so I'm going to listen to him. Let's do one more question, and then we'll do a listener question. To make sure we have the time. Okay, do Corbid and Fruit,

because I want to talk more about the Crusades. Okay. Awesome. Look at how quickly you got that, too. I'm so proud of you. I'm hitting this one all the time. I think it's just like the color sticks out to me because some of them repeat.

Is that the yellow one? It's light blue. There's 48 sounds. Is Donald Trump going to declare the 10th Crusade? Wouldn't it be interesting if he did? Okay, so what was the ninth crusade, I guess? Couldn't tell you. You're the one in gate.

That's true. Maybe you can tell me all these things with your smart class you go to. You know where all the crusades are for. I only am aware of like three. Yeah, well, there's a children's one. I know that. Children's crusade. Children's crusade, but I think it's not actually children who did it.

It was older teens. It was older teens. No, I think it was like a guy named Children or something. That's what they're talking about in that space. I believe there could have been nine. I really haven't looked much up. I don't know. I'll take Harrison Schoen at his word for this.

That's the one I had in previous one. Harrison Schoen has studied political science. Exactly. He's in GATE. Would you like to read this one, Jude? Sure. He can't for a number of reasons. He's a secular leader.

The only person in the world that has the power to declare crusades is Pope Francis. The emperor of Byzantine would also qualify, but that title has been defunct for centuries. This was seven years ago, so Pope Francis was pope. This isn't like a holdout. That would be awesome. The one Japanese man fighting the war against, I don't know, Pope America.

American popes, yeah. I'll never bow to him. Never from a man from Chicago. He can't force Pope Francis to declare a crusade, at least not without severely violating The sovereignty of the Vatican City, the Republic of Italy, and just about every Catholic majority country in the world, many of which are close allies. There is an American pope now, so there probably is that leverage. We could do it now.

It probably does. But they're not getting along, though. So this is actually very relevant now because his big spat with the pope recently, where the pope has been against the Iran war, has maybe has it soured his reputation in, like, I don't know, Peru, I guess would be the question. is Italy frowning on it. Yeah, I don't think the 10th crusader is really on the world stage at the moment. Right. Not really coming this way.

Also, is Trump even a Catholic? Like, why is... Is Trump Catholic? I don't think he... He's never really made an indication he has any particular religion. He's from New York, though. I feel like New Yorkers are often Catholic.

The memes I've seen imply that he is a fully plated crusader. Right. Garbed head to toe in heavy steel. Which can only be applied by a squire Why are you pointing at me? Why did I get pointed to for squire? Is that how you see me, Alex?

You see me as a squire? You're a bit younger than me And well, I think I teach you things now and then Squires learn, they're to ascend to knighthood I'm looking out for you It's just your time now to serve me You always ask me to get your cup That's right

I'm thirsty That's why you got me my water Yes that's right I'm really used to it Why did you say man suck I don't know What happens between a squire and a knight Is none of your business

That's what I'm saying I'm trying to earn my keep around here It's a living I'm 19 I'm just a wet nurse over here I don't know what's going on Again, Claire is at a WeWork. Number three, the U.S. is already at war with most militant Islamic groups anyway, so it would be useless.

I think this is the best point is like, what's the point of a crusade formally if you're already like bombing every Islamic country in the world for other reasons? To like gain control of Jerusalem or whatever, right? Like that's kind of already happening. and like additionally this is like ignoring that we like the u.s's allies with saudi arabia uae like like the whole gulf region generally so it's like what would a crusade even like would we just kill our allies like i i don't really see that possible when you consider that his iq is 135 or higher down from 160 he's not going to straight up say he's doing the tenth crusade he'll just do it and then create uh uh uh kasa's belly in his wake if he did put on armor it's kind of cool

yeah yeah i'd kind of think it's cool him and him and his ilk work in mysterious ways you're a 135 iq thank you i just was trying to work ilk into a set you got it it came out really naturally i thought number four he doesn't have the power to coerce other countries in declaring a war in the middle east unless he invokes the north atlantic treaty and a good chunk of the world's christians live outside countries that are nato members not to mention that nato is already at war in the middle east true number five he probably doesn't know what a crusade is mic drop Like actually though

He probably doesn't Yeah I believe that I would believe that I never know the things That he knows or doesn't know He surprises me in new ways Every week

He knows about groceries They're an ancient old thing Yeah At some point in his long tenure As the leader of the free world I kind of thought like Well all these bad things Are happening

But he does bring a smile To my face every week And there's got to be Some kind of upside to that Trump And now your coffee Was eight dollars dude No more smiles

You came for my brown? You're cold brown. Now I'm wearing a frown. It's as simple as that. Get your paws off of my brown. Can atheists join the 10th Crusade, someone is asking? Oh, that'll be fun. Like Ricky Gervais.

Yeah, Ricky Gervais is there. The 10th Crusade was Reddit in 2014. Yeah, seriously. They crucified him. He was literally crucified. I've seen that. Yeah, that looks really hard. I mean, luckily the wire is just a mic cord.

It would be really bad otherwise. Yeah, I know. If they just did that to Jesus with a mic cord, I think it would be fine. Oh, yeah, there wouldn't even be a religion. He would have been fine if Jesus was doing stand-up comedy. He's just telling it like it is for a bit. Now that I'm thinking, Ari Shafir, he's sort of the Jesus of today. He kind of is, yeah, because he's Jew.

That's the name of his special. This was all not recorded, the Ari Shaffir discussion. Must emphasize. He's doing stand-up without a rope. We stopped discussing facts we learned on Ari Shaffir's Wikipedia for 10 minutes. Okay, we should do a listener question, right? Everyone's talking about this 10th crusade. I know, right?

I kind of want to go. I feel like I'm so on the outs right now. I've never considered a 10th crusade, ever. Now I will be. This is how you end up on the wrong side of it. look how cool all these crusaders with guns are i do love that there's still like armor like old style armor as if a bullet will stop that which is really heavy too yeah surely that is not like the best way like unless they're super suits or whatever yeah but it looks so cool this guy's got

a cape it's really epic i would you know i get it i i understand why people put their profile pictures to like their crusade yeah iconography it goes hard especially if you're like a a divorced 50-year-old. Maybe I will be one day. I'm going to have to pick a crusader. I know. I have 30 years. When I was 15, my Facebook avi was Dante from Devil May Cry, so I

totally get where they're coming from there. He had the two guns, right? He had two guns and a sword and sometimes a guitar that shoots bats. Right. And he doesn't wear a shirt and he's got a big red jacket. He's pretty cool. And I'm going to guess this is a video game? He's a guy from a video game.

But that's what I'm saying. It appeals in the same way of like what if you were a coolest guy choose your fighter oh this is interesting i don't really use instagram much but i've been having to like do it more to promote my business i saw a guy from my high school who's a cop now and his picture is the blue lives matter flag sure which it would be normal on twitter or something but i thought on instagram you had to have like your picture isn't it weird to have like a fake like your family and who's a cop's family if not other cops. Well, yes, it's the dogs that protect the sheep from the

wolves. The flag is his home. If it was the flag, if he looked like the flag, I'd take it back. I just wonder what he looks like now. I'm not following him, so I can't find out. That homeless guy, what if he just was under the flag? What if he was in it and it was his $1 home?

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have to have even more grass because you'd probably be around 300 pounds you're gonna have to think about the fertilizer situation too in lawns lawn grass probably a lot more fertilizer a lot more chemicals nature probably still some fertilizers but far less so if you want to be a more organic diet definitely go out to the prairies go to the fields away from farms a lot healthier wholesome is the lion diet real is this i've never heard of this i haven't heard it but i imagine it makes you the king of the jungle like a lion eats like zebra stuff like how are you going to do that um the only thing i know about the way lions eat is that they do it in like the most painful way possible they'll often eat like an animal ass first so it's

alive the whole time oh that's smart that's smart uh which if you can imagine having your ass eaten by a lion. You better live in New York City, honey. I'm just kidding. No, it would be very painful. Why are we not eating things as first? Like lions. We can be. I'm not eating many live creatures.

Oh, it's Jordan Peterson's daughter. Oh. That makes sense. I see what happened to my dad. This is how I'm fixing it. By small changes. So don't just eat like a carnivore. Eat like a lion. Eat like a lion.

ass first. She's eating ass, I think is what we're getting to. Jordan Peterson's daughter eats ass. I hope she's older than an older teen. She is. She is definitely older than an older teen. She has a podcast. Check it out. Check out McKayla Peterson's podcast.

Check out her book. I do appreciate that she is just as insane, if not more, than her father though. I really respect when family sticks together. It's an inspiring tale. When you put your father in a refrigerator for years on end

while Russians experiment on his body. It often shows how close your relationship is. Especially if you make a lot of money out of it somehow.

They tinkered with his brain until he found plus-size women attractive. I need that cake. That's like kind of

Jordan Peterson Jerry Seinfeld. The thong is the frosting. What was the question? Can I eat grass? You have to eat grass if I have a lion diet Apparently you're supposed to eat

Beef, lamb, goat, bison, and deer It's gonna make you sick But do it anyway It'll make you throw up You could have an awesome daughter make great videos about you on Twitter If you wanted to do this You can go sleepy for so long Are you so tired?

Take a long nap. Take a load off. You're a lion. Do they hibernate? Do lions hibernate? Oh, yeah, I guess they do. Lions do not hibernate. No, they don't?

Absolutely not. No, that's maybe more of a thing. You live in Africa. It's not cold. Yeah. I'm sure they take breaks. This guy was in Mensa? They take breaks.

I just got so excited by the idea that Jordan Peterson was hibernating. And that's why he was in a coma for like 10 years. He's living the lion life. It wasn't because he took like too many benzos or whatever. We're done here This podcast is over Where's the button? Bye

Thank you so much for coming on It's been a pleasure having you here at Jeremy's Big Chair Yeah, this is great This is a very comfortable chair I feel like Joe Biden in that image Or no, Carter, Jimmy Carter He was like really small I feel like that

We want all our guests to feel like Jimmy Carter I feel like Jimmy Carter I feel like the Carters It's a chair that hugs your curves. Gene, where can our listeners find you at home and abroad? You can find me at Kill the Computer Podcast. You can find me at Ill Conceived. Kill the Computer is just a podcast about what's going on online, basically.

The internet, culture, politics, all of those mixed together. We have some fun stuff there. Ill Conceived is a podcast about natalism. We talk about how the far right, Josh, was just on. that's right on that um basically about how the far right uh believes that the falling birth rate is like the most important crisis of all time and how that sort of mixes with politics of right now under donald trump's administration and just various other fascist uh agendas and it's a very fun podcast also support the onion i work at the onion um that's that's all do you ever discuss

jesus divine conception which was without the touch of man's house where you have to end the the podcast. Alex went to Catholic school, so he's getting activated. One of the interesting conception moments. Like a Manchurian candidate. You said Jesus too much. Hold on, hold on. I hear conceive, and I go

straight to the big man. I remember when I was an older teen. More of our show. We have double episodes every Thursday. Double your pleasure, double your fun. Every Thursday, you gotta get some. That's $5 a month for five episodes and uh other than that i please enjoy your day maybe call your family sometimes

um and until next week please question everything okay bye bye bye bye i'm turning this off